Santino turns 43? w/ Funny Marco

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You two are bad friends.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Like, dude, I'm an Asian, dude, you too are disgusting
you two or something. We're bad friends forty three, I'm
forty two. This is wrong. And oh my god, look
at this guy the Rah He's got his kneecap, kneecap
balaclava on. That's pretty cool man.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I just had to teach Carlos how to say that word.
He couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I like that you're covering your face. Blacklava, bla clava,
no balaklava, a baklava.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I love baklava. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I love the Greek dessert and also give it up
for the return. We haven't seen him in a long time.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Of Richer, I had to acquires him to come here.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Get on.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I was at seven Echis today. I saw Richie just
you know, I don't know what he does there, but
he was just kind of wandering around, and I go,
you got to come back to bad friends. He's like,
if George allows.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Me, George doesn't own you, you can do whatever you want. Well,
I he took his Yeah, I take my order for
seven Echis. I mean my loyalty to andres to be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Your loyalty is not to us without us, no seven keys.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's right, crumbles without him, no me, yeah, but without
us anybody? Hey man, it all comes back to us.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, Well today is what a glorious day because our
pal here, you know, the Paul Simon of the group.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
No, I'm the garfunk No, I'm the Garfunkel. Who are
they both still alive?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah? They are?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, then we're you know what. You know who we
are if we were Motley Crue.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You're Tommy for sure, Tommy. And who am I?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
And I'm the roadie. Here's the road loading it in,
just loading in, That's all I do. I'm loading it in,
loading it out. Is Nicky six in it? Yeah, Nikki six? Yeah,
you're Nikky six, I'm Nicki five.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, you're Nicki forty three.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I rewatched Blow last night. By the way, you never
one of the best.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
We've never seen it?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, please watch? It is cocaine driven.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you had the wrong dream, George.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, who's in Blow?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It made Johnny Depp and Penelope cruise, It made me
forget how dope Penelope Cruise. Was it made that reminded me?
I'm sorry, she's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Anyway, I was having speech prepared.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh I'm sorry, give a speech.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, our honeybaby here. What a voyage and
what a journey and what an adventure that you've been.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
On for forty two years.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, from the projects, from from the bottom, from from
the Chicago projects, from the hood. Yeah, to elite status
a good man, good man yeah, Athlete, athletic yeah yeah,
Comrade Camarade yeah, destroyer yeah, and healer.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
And healer I'll do both. Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Uh, Cambodium, freedom fighter cff. That's right, dude. And you
know you mean so much to me. You're one of
my best friends in the whole world. And you know
we've had our differences, big differences, big, big difference, big differences,
but we've had our moments as well. I think that's

(03:10):
what makes a good friendship exactly. And so why don't
we give my comrade here a happy birth now?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I like it. I'm really enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
A happy birthday, right, So what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Man? He's always slow, yeah, anyway, always slow on the
upswing kid he's.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
The bind, the binder, the creator.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Trapper keeper.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You're good at this. You can feel time.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, you float distance, you do you float distance?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
And you create havoc within two means, and the two
means are two buttons, and the two buttons are life. Yeah.
Baby's you're the order. You're order of all smith's.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh, here's the order, and you're the chaos. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
But you know you'd be the headsmith in some village.
I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Really.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, where do you get the best axes? Andrew?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where do you get you know what I mean? The
clogs for the horses? I don't know what you call them?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Dogs? Yeah, they were stirrups.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Dude, you go to Andrew. Right, I'm the uh I
churned butter in that village. But I come to you
for the arrows, Like what else do they do there?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You're doing you know?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
And you're locksmith as well.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I really I fix everything.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
You can break into houses as well?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Really?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, dude, you make the best locks picks in the village.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
The best locks picks in the whole village.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, and the wizard, the wizard that lives there, of oz,
your best friend.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm friends with the wizard.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, your friends with the wizard. Wow, you're friends with
the the ladies that sing the songs in the church,
the sirens, sirens. Yeah, that's you.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
So I'm important to the village.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
You're important to it all.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, and guess what. Guess what You're going to be
mayor of this village. And then the Emperor he sees
your good deeds and your good works.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Thank you, sir, and he promotes you too.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Clergy, I'm now a smart part of the.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I feel like that's down, but you move up.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I move it up.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I elected the bishop is the very thiry. Thank God
for to you. Happy birthday, dear Andrew, thank you, Happy
birthday to you so much more.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yes, success, what is this? It's let's get the gifts out.
It's my favorite thing, the gift out. Oh my god,
do I love tiramssou?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Thanks very nice?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Is the best here massoux in Los Angeles? As they say?
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Fancy Bishops Santino, Yes, my son, you were once a smith.
I was once meant defeated the wizard in the old
Battle of Ages. You created axes and swords and horse clogs.
You mean best smith in the business. And you you
were clergy, you moved yourself up to bishop. Thank you,

(06:22):
and we would like to say happy birthday to you,
my friend, my bishop, Bishop Santina.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Wow Lauren.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
An envelope. An envelope inside is a card with a
little golf club exactly. This is from DoCoMo's.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Happy birthday from your pals are bad friends, Bobby, Carlos,
Fancy Maccone and sometimes Rudy. And this is to the spa.
This is incredible, It's incredible. Thank you so very much.
I would like a little spa. And this says Maconne
much love, Carlos, love you. Happy birthday from Richie Feliceoplos.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Am I l Didie sign it?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
And this is beautiful. Richie didn't, and I gotta tell
you happy he didn't. I don't want his sickness. Thank you.
I love you and I have to say this is
all I want, just a little massage, a little spot
time for.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I have some things coming.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I know you do your You're the best, the best
gift giver.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, I'm the best gift So anyway, well.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Happy birthday, Hurrah.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
My favorite thing about our birthday is going back to
back like this. Yes, is that the whole episode is
about your birthday and mine is less than two minutes?
Mine is literally hurrah hurrahh.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, he is bored already.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Good Okay, you know Marco, let me reflect on birthdays
real fast.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, we don't give a ship, thank you exactly. It
is a very good tourist mission. It's phenomen what's the
name of the place, Jivan is very nice.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
A good birthday it will be. You know what, you
want to know what I'm doing for my birthday?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I'd like to know, Bishop, please.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm going to uh of all places, Albuquerque to go
see the Hot Air Balloon Festival and go on a
hot air balloon. Have you ever seen this?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, but be careful.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, it's one of them. It's one of the most
beautiful events. I think I've got buckle. Look at how
pretty that is.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
What'd you say?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
What'd you say?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
What you say? Done on buckle?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Done?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm back, I'm back, okay, but it's beautiful. It's right.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's early in the morning. You go at dawn and
you see all the balloons arise.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Have you really done this before?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm about to go do this for you've never done
it before. I'm no, I'm gonna go do this. But
it looks incredible. Hundreds of balloons in the sky.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, you're not scared at all?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Why would I be?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Do you have a high quality balloon?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
We got a mid level Okay, okay, okay, a mid
level balloon. Yeah, it was on discount.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Now how does that work.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Let's bring up some accidents.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's you, that's me. Yeah, Now if that happens, what
what would you do?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Twenty twenty five Santa Katerina Hot air balloon crash June
first hot air balloon caught fire, crashed. Okay, yeah, well
look in look inward, killing eight of the twenty one people.
Come on, that's not bad.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Good test.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I think i'd be one of the others. Don't you think?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Five non fatally?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I don't know non fatal? So they okay, So honestly, yeah,
a couple of people got dinged. Twenty thirteen lux Or
hot air balloon crash. All right, so that's been a
long time, so yeah, you know what, in twenty thirteen,
that's a long time to twenty twenty five. They were
due and they got it out of the way this year.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, what's the old old school one from the Black
and White? What was that calledburg Hindenburg one? Yeah, the Hindenburg.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hate to tell you that was not a hot air balloon.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah. How many people died on the Hiddenburg Hindenburg Hindenburgh?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
The Hindenburg was down in uh May sixth nineteen thirty seven, Manchester.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Already six deaths and let me guess, all white?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
All white?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, all white?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well you know what that thing was filled with?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
What? Black sadness?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Black sad?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Can I just precaution?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm ready to go, No precaution. I'm forty two. This
says forty three. I'm ready to go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Couldn't even get that right?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
McCone.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
You've stayed at my house. It wasn't who was it?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
It was me?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, you think I'm forty three?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I heard you say forty two exactly. That's what you
did say the other day.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I am forty two because it's my birthday.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I see.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah it's forty one. Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Wow? What incredible?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
You know what I'm looking forward to?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
What forty three?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Forty three?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
And you're looking forward to forty three?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Now in this may, I ask upcoming year, what do
you expect here forty two?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do I expect it in my forty three?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
What are some goals?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
The Bad Friends Animated show to get lifted off the
ground so we can finally start making that masterpiece? Yeah,
Bad Bad Friends Animated.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm excited to start touring again and doing new material.
Scared out of my mind. I'm excited for the Bobby
Lee stand up special taping, very excited for that. And
I'm more I'm even more excited to take the entire
summer off next year. No shows, no podcasts, no nothing.
I'm gone for three and a half months.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Where you're going? Where are you going?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I'm turning off my phone and I'm disappearing.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Okay, I might interfere with work, it.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Doesn't matter to me. Yeah, yeah, this is all work.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, we'll have to backlog. No, okay, well then are
we done?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You got to get a new host, a co host. Okay,
now you're excited.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Taylor Williamson. I don't know. He's the only one available.
Taylor Williamson.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
He is great.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I too want to have a
I want to do a what do you call it
when you when you go dark in a cave, A
little sadness retreat, No, no, a darkness retreat. Yeah, have
you seen those?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I want to do that. I want to I would
love to try the one you and I we should
go together. Try to do the one where you don't
speak for five days.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, I'd love that.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Fucking impossible. Yeah, you don't talk for five Neil Brennan
did it? I think you you voluntarily go to this
thing and you don't talk and all of it.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
LA was relieved.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
You go there for five Love you, Neil, We love,
We love you, Neil. Darkness retreats near Los Angeles, within
the Ultimate Darkness Retrea.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Look what they look like? Is there an images?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well, there's one in Malibu. But you know you would
you come home at night? You know that you wouldn't last.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, you don't think so?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You and I would never last.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
You know what? I would do a darkness retreat if
there was a competition.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yes, well we could make it a competition.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, because who taps out first?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
They don't have Sukerman ramen out there.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I'm sure you're eating tofu bowls and stuff, and.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I just think that it would be.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I just want to know what it's like, just to
feel it. Yeah, to feel it, kind of like when
you try to go vegan or something.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Oh, there's another thing that we talked about this. There's
another thing that I want to do, which is go
to that room with no sound.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh god, the not hyperbaric chamber. Is that what it's called.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
There's a room with no sound and people can only
last an hour or they go crazy. That one right there?
What's it called?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
And how do you say that? Any any chowick chamber?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, and a lot of YouTubers and viral people get
to go. I want to make a proposition. Is there
any way bad friends can go visit this room? Because
I'm just so curious.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I'll be apode, But you can go for a short
amount of time because people go crazy, don't.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, with their fifteen twenty minutes, people start start seeing
things and they start hearing their veins. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, So I sat in something not this level, but
I sat in something like this. In Hobart they had
a museum, and in the museum they had something as
close as they could. But you can hear your own heartbeat.
It is very weird.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I did not like it at all. Yeah, like your
brain and this one isn't even like this this this
was like a low down version of this. But that
thing scares me. See even the look of it scary.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
George, honestly, Carlos, be real, try to make this happen.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Okay, I'm really scared of it. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I know if you do fifteen minutes, you do fifteen minutes,
I'm not going to laugh at you have.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Fifteen Yeah, I'm doing two.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, I'm I think I can do an hour, No chance,
Oh yeah I can.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
What's the longest someone's been in one of these? How
do you even?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's an hour and a half. I think an hour
and a half.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Everybody take a guess on how you say that?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Any chock and a chock chamber and a sooic chamber, Yeah,
and a and a Kwick chamber. How long has someone
been in there? What's the longest anyone's been in there?
The longest person's stayed in there is Raymond red Microsoft's
redmand Campus fifty five minutes. Wow, wow, forty five minutes
in another lab, YouTube's Calyx one hour and twenty six
minutes in the London Chamber.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
These durations are challenged by the disorienting effects of the
profound silence century deprivation, hallucinations, increased awareness of internal body
sounds like heartbeats and breathing. See what if you had
a heart attack in there because you hear your heart.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Well, there's video camera.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Look at this man who broke the record for time
spent in the world's quietest room. Yeah, reported experiencing several hallucinations.
Yeh see, I just thirty two year old is allowed
to speak. He spoke for one minute every five minutes
to keep sound levels below twenty five decibel. So he
we just talked to himself.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
No, no, no, I saw the video because it's on video,
so you can every minute, every five minutes, he would
talk for a minute, and he would tell people what
was going on.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
It looks like a horror film. Look at that.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I know we gotta do it. Try a point of this.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well you you they say, you you like clear your brain,
you reconnect, but.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
You also like hallucinating stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, he said, it sounds like someone's dragging a trolley
across my ear. It feels like seconds are going slower
while I talk.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
And the trolley in your ears, you can hear your
blood vessels in your ear. Yeah, we gotta try it, dude.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
It's the hardest five minutes he's ever done. He said,
he felt like he was going crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Wow, I'm so curious.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
See, but if you have any if you have any
and if you're prone to panic attacks or claustrophobia, this
is gonna kill you.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
What.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I have panic attacks sometimes.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
All right, then I'll do it. Okay, I'll watch yeah, yeah,
you watch though.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh yeah, we're gonna cuck you.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna cuk this. Yeah, that is creepy to
think about.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
We gotta try it.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I'm down to do it. We got to go to London.
Is there one in Los Angeles? I think there's one
in Minnesota. Anosoic chamber. Oh U s al A physics
department has one research purposes, requiring a professor's sponsorship for access.
You see. Irvine also has one. We could try.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Let's give it a go.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Are you prepped and ready for your for your special taping? No,
you're coming up on it, babe.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I know. That's why I booked a bunch of shows.
So I'm gonna just try to bang it out. You know,
at this point, it's like I have what I have.
I can't change what when I'm not, you.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Can keep manipulating it and piecing it.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
We are trying, but it's like I have what I have,
you know. I mean, I'm just gonna do what I'm
gonna do. And if they said don't ever do another one,
then I'm not gonna do one.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Then don't do another one.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Right, But I think it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I think it's gonna be wonderful.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I like some of my jokes and I'm a performer.
It'll be fine. What's so funny? I mean when you
see me before, I don't bomb. I never bomb, right,
I do well?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Okay, good. You think it's gonna go? Well? Who in
the room in the back?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I'm not allowed there, so I have no opinion.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, you're coming.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
You told me I was.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
I was kidding, of course, I wanted to. I need
you to be there.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Do you think I think it's gonna go great? Okay?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
What do we undress?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay, Carlos, be real. I think any hint of it
not going well, you'll just hop on a joke that works,
so it can't not go well.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
It can't not go well. How much time do you have?
I have forty Fortyes, all you need?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
You going for well? I have a musical number and
some other things. Yes, it'll it'll fill it. But I'm
also working on another ten. So let's see what happens.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Musical number I like that.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna play the piano and single. Yeah yeah,
what live at the Yellow Onion.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Anyway, let's bring in our guests. We should ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2 (20:23):
Say one, I was no, we in it.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
We're here in it.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
We don't have to be in it.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
I did not already passed Saint Patrick's day.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, it's my birthday. This is my birthday episode, so
there's so because I'm iris is my Oh I'm turning?
How old do you think I am? It would like
in year human years? How old are you just looking
at me?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Well?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I just learned that theo Bire is fifty six.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
No, no, no, he's forty five.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
He's forty five.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I didn't know it, but bur Kreischer told me that
you thought he was twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, I thought he's down.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, to hold him mine.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I must say forty three.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Okay, very good. What about me, Marco? What about me? Marco?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Do you have age?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah? Asians we do age. Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I didn't know, like you always look good.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Let me ask you this, what kind of Asian am I?
This is a fun game, a beautiful Yeah, I Mark Marco?
Can I call you Marco? Right?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm not one of those Asians that get offended.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, you can say throw it out there, like, what's
my fucking what kind of Asian?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I say, like the one off a hangover?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yeah, the one off of hangover?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
He's running stuff down.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, I running yourself up today. So I don't forget okay, hangover?
And so how old am I? Marco?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh? You don't age? I know, I don't like. If
you put up a baby picture, you probably still look
the same.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, yeah, put it up, but put a gas up.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
There's Bobbies baby. He looks the same look and his
dad right there, his dad in that photo is ninety four.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, so no guests, I'm gonna say thirty six. Wow,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh that's offensive as fuck.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's offensive as fuck. I look younger than Andrew.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That hurts.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
That hurts. I'm fifty four years old. Are you serious? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
How you feel? Like? What do your dad look like?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
He's dead?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
He's dead?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh he is?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, he looks like that.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
How I never Okay, So what is what's your culture again?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Korean?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Korean?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
How how I say it back?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
It's only on you?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, okay. How the funerals? Can you break it down?
I've never been on one before.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Oh, he's asking you, how are you today?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Oh yeah, she saw you.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, I got subtitles for the audience.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well he asked about how your funeral as are. We
love black funerals. We've talked about on this show. They're
probably the best thing in the world. Have you been
to one of those where they prop them up and
they like play with them.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I did that.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Asian Asian funerals. We're quiet people, but so we go.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Everybody does that thing.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah yeah, nobody cross crying, smaller tear ducks, really yeah,
smaller eyes.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
No, you know. He he invited me to one, but
I couldn't go. But I do want to go because
it does look like a party.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
This looks like because he lost his ge.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I lost my g.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
He lost his g.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's an African funeral with the their encase in there,
and that's a celebration she was a mermaid while she
was alive.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Funny, Marco, do you think there are black mermaids?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Look, I wouldn't. I wouldn't know what.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I feel like a mermaid would just be no, race
is nothing.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh it's a nothing, right, I'll say that to her.
That's the new like mermaid. So she would disagree.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I just feel like it would be like see through, oh,
like jellyfish.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, translucent? I see. But would you hook up with
a mermaid?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
You think? No?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
No, no, what mermaids do have?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
They have?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
They have hole?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
They have hole.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Mermaid have hole. They are real, they are real.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, we've only caught three one alive. Yeah,
that's the whole there it is.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's like a little diamond fit in there.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
A part where you'd be like oh wow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
No, okay, no, I was contemplating that and I yeah,
you're right. I could fit in there.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah. Good.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Do you know why I have a small penis?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh, I wouldn't call it like, no, my penis is fine. Yeah,
it's good getting you somewhere.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Everybody likes something, you know, So I feel like it
could be big to somebody, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
For a little dwarf.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
If that's what you like, that's what you like.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Are you in a relationship?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
No, well, just I'm just hanging out?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I mean? I feel like relationships are just like you know, relationships,
I feel like they just they there, you know. I
feel like married, you're playing in the field. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
I feel like, yeah, until you get married, it's like.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
You know, yeah, hanging out until you're married, you're just
you're doing your thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're married. I'm married.
He's not. He's single. He's ready to go.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Out on the town.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
It was taking you so long?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Well, you're fifty four, he knows, and so he's asking you.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
You know, I've been in long term relationships they haven't
worked out, and then now I'm back on the prowl.
Yeah you can do that.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
So where do you meet your girls at? Or?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Oh? Really at the dojo? Is that what you're saying about?
I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, back
on the app.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, can I can we see how you DM?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Well, let me call the emperor and see if the
geishas are available. What the fuck you talking about man?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Which part he wants to see your game?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
He wants to know that I'm on a dating app
called Rayah.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
He shows like how you got a girl? How it
goes a thread that you're comfortable with?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, show a thread?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
What do you mean the thread?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
What they talk to a girl like and get her number?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
How do you get you don't?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
You're not on the apps on Instagram? Usually, Uh, make
sure that they're single by watching their stories. Yeah, I
got one here? Okay? Can he explain how he gets
he's in't? We gotta take this right now before you
got what is it I can do? Okay? In the end,

(26:37):
always watch their story and start a conversation, never going
like you want to talk to him?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
What's your first line?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
It depends on what they post on a story?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Ed, Okay, okay, I'm I've got I mean, no absa
with the girls. You know, I'm playing dodgeball with a Samoan.
I'm playing dodgeball with simoon. Right, he's yank back right,
and I'm going like, don't yet me right? So what's
that opening? Land?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, he's not interested.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
She's a haughty. She's a haughty, but she's playing dodge
she's been playing dodgeball with samoans.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
She's at ten, but she's playing dodge she's.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Twenty seven years old, dog, big titties, Brazilian ass, everything, right.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
So she's like a born a woman?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Right? What she born a woman?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Well, you care to find outesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
You're gonna have to.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Find he has the right parts. Now, Okay, she got
the up.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I'll probably pass it to you if you like.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, Okay, she she's she's born a woman. She is
a woman. She identifies as a woman. She's just playing
dodgeball with samoans.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, I just don't get I wouldn't be in that room, right.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
What you an Instagram post?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Oh yeah, it's And then they post that they posted
that how did the game go?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
How the game?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
That's the fuck?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah? Finally you said it like it was live. You
didn't say it was a picture.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
A right, Just give give him a scenario.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I'll risk I like it. I think it's smart. How
did the game go?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
And the girl responds, we lost? Can you help me?
I'm down? What do you say? There's a lot of
double on times happening. We lost? Can you help me?
I'm down?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm down?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
What is she really?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
What's the next thing you say?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Oh no, No, I was like when the next time y'are
playing it? And I love to come and play with
you guys.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I play with some Yeah hear.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
What you're saying. Yeah, I doesn't play with you guys.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, I actually come and play. Yeah, okay, I actually
used to date in the morning. I let her know.
I very understand on me.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
The technique based on because you're dated one. Yeah, you
know someone dodgeball technique, Yeah, based on the dates.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, okay. Family, so you gotta like watch out, like
you can't get too rough, you know, because they together,
it's the family.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
They really does someone's genital smell different?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I didn't get that far. His girlfriend and I didn't
take her virginity and she thought something was wrong with me.
But I just wasn't ready.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Good for you. What's your favorite flavor then of girl?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I feel like anybody that love a self beautiful.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
We're talking about flavors.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Is this it varies? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, I get like, can I throw out some flavors?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Kiante?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah like that flavor?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Who's kante?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
It's a flavor anyway?

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Sound like a black girl does?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
That does.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
How about hazel Nut.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's a white girl.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's a guy.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's a guy.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
That's a guy.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, because it's ye.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
How about Sharrus sound like another guy? Sounds like a guy.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, let's give him Rocky Road another guy. Okay, give it?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh rose Rose, Yeah, that sound like an older woman.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Okay, laughingder Yeah, I like that lavender.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Woman that you can Okay, she you know, laughing her
for you and put you to bed.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
And cook for you, put you to bed. What about Rosemary?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
How is she Rosemary? Older lady too?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, she's much older?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Would you date an older woman?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
What are we talking? As a ceiling?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Uh? If they got like some you know, something that
they're gonna leave behind, and I definitely stay.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Sarah Huckaby Sanders bring her up, places, bring her up?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Would you date Sarah Huckabee Sander.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Because she did hear you were coming on the show
interested talking?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
I don't think yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
And when you say you or anybody like you?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
There she has with her three children, right.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
She wouldn't like me? Yeah? Okay, yeah, that's that she
has no black kids. Okay, well let's give her one now.
I just think she already got what she liked.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
You got what she's like.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
You gotta respect it.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Do you have any kids?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah? I got kids?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
How many kids?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I got three kids?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Three?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Boy girl?

Speaker 4 (30:36):
I got two girls one boy either way?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, beautiful. What how old is the oldest?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
One? Twelve? She's mixed, so her mama is white and black.
And then I got, uh, give me a black baby.
You know that Mexican baby.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
You have different mama?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, not an Asian yet.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Three mama's get you an Asian? Three mamas?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Okay, is your mama alive?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
She is my love?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
What is some sort of terminology I'm not aware of?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
He said?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Is your mother alive?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh she's alive?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, yah, she is single.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Actually it stops out.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
You got an Instagram?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
She doesn't have an Instagram. I don't like the lineup
she does.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
TikTok.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Does your mom have an Instagram?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
No? She don't.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Would she like me? Why she liked people.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
That's like, you know is me? She like people that
have been been through ship.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Oh, I've been through.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
A's actually been through a lot. Electrocuted, he's been shot at, electrocuted.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
In a movie or like real in real life. Man
what was that like, Yeah, I've been hit by a mallet.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
But if he was to get shot at and you
know who did it, would you tell?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh, I like this, this is street Are you running streetlight?
I love it? See that again?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
If you know who shot at you and you could tell.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Would you know, Homiecause I'm not a snitch, So.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
You want to keep them out there to shoot at
other people?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I would yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
I wouldn't snitch. But guess what, dude, they'll get their day.
Oh yeah, I'll rip their asshole.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Have you been shot at? No, who's shooting you? You're
so lovable?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Would I would know?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I'll say. That's what my mama likes. She like, God
they get shot at?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Wow. Wow, every man she's been has been shot. That's
a prerequisite for your mother. Yeah, what a dating app?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Has she been shot?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
No, she hasn't.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
She keeps saying out with guys that do it.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Might know she's stay in the house though.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
My mama was like staying, Okay, I got it, I
got it. She stays in the house and she likes
guys that are in the streets. Where does she live
in Kansas City, k C? That's where you're from. Yeah,
where do you don't live there now?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Though? No?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Where do you live now?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Is bad? I live in Atlanta? Wait?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
It's bad in Kansas City?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
It's really likes the CRME rate is bad, it's really yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
But how's Atlanta?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Though?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Is Atlanta up and down to?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
It's so big?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like you can like you can get away from it.
You can get away k C k.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
C or k C mo case mo, Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I got a question for y'all. Go ahead, What do
you say? Like, you know, how would you compare? What
would you say about your success? Right now? What do
you feel like you haven't done yet that you want
to do? Both?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Y'all, what haven't we done that we'd like to do?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I mean solo? Not together?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh well, we don't. Well, we don't do much separate.
We're one unit.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
I'll be honest with you. I've done everything I've dreamt
of doing. I've been in movies, I've been serious regular
on TV shows, I've done stand up on TV. I've toured.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I'm about to go up in a hot air balloon
for the first time, and I hope it doesn't crash. Okay,
would you go up in a hot air balloon?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I would you would? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Good? Would you skydive? Yeah you would? You bunge of jump.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
You don't like that.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I just try the indoor, you know, Scott dang and
it was a lie for me.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You didn't like that?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, it didn't feel good.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Man?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
He's sick all we're gonna get so I'm telling you, I.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Think you're getting Could you make me honest?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Okay, so black, you know you're right, You're right? Yeah, yeah,
I have allergies, and Asians get allergies as well.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Wait a minute. White people invented allergies.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
They invented it.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
No, you didn't invent that. Invented a lot of stuff.
Peanut butter, traffic lights, invented the doorknob, the doorknob.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Do you know about black invention?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
You know about all the black inventions as we go
over them on the show pretty often.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, PlayStations, I think the Japanese. Yeah, that's our people.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Okay, yeah, traffic lights, elevator doors, gas.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Masks, the modern door doorknob though too.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Blood banks, ironing boards, hair straighteners, refrigeration, air conditioning, super soakers. Yeah,
super soaker is amazing. Lonnie Johnson invented the super soaker
water gun.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Those are very important.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Now would your mother date Lonnie Johnson because he is
he's into guns, but they're water guns. She couldn't funck
with Lonnie Johnson. Lonnie Johnson.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
They say he does not get paid. Forday, he never
got paid. He recently got paid for it.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh really, he just got paid for a super soaker.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
He just recently got paid for it.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oh wow, some white guy claimed it was his. Yeah, yeah,
pay him fucking whate.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Wow that was the black style. Yeah wow, look at him.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
So he finally got paid Lonnie Johnson, finally look it up.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
It says he just got paid at the many years
like him getting paid for the super sooker.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Because some scumbag took all the money. Yes, twenty thirteen,
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It has Bro, which acquired the company the license to
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Speaker 3 (35:36):
She would fuck Lonnie Yes, yeah, yeah, I have a
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Speaker 1 (35:40):
No, not Lonnie Johnson money.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
But oh don't no Lonnie Johnson money.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Okay, what do you think is the best black invention?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Hmm, that's a good question. Uh, we got stop signs.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Right, traffic lights? I think was that traffic lights?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, that would be good.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's huge. Home security we were just dying before they
were here.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I mean, home security is so fucked up because you
just watch it happen, but you like, you know what's happening,
but it's like it's done. Like you can't do ship.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You can't do ship.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
What do you mean if somebody's breaking your house, you
just see it.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
But then you can do it some action, like call somebody.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Now, if they made home security with lasers, we can
shoot through.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
They need that.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, now we're thinking yeah lasers. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I always wonder, like in the bank and the movies
where they try to go through, why don't we just
have those in the house.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
That's true, you and not breaking into his house?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Breaking into his home, Yeah, we could just ask to
go over. He'd let us.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I'm gonna break in. Yeah, I leave my doors unlocked.
I live in a nice neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
You do you leave your doors unlocked?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
It seems risky to me. Yeah, really Yeah, I would
never leave my door unlocked.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I mean why because if they's gonna want to go
and they're gonna get in anyway. You think if somebody
wanted to break in your house, they're gonna be like, oh,
the doors there's locked. We're gonna turn around tomorrow, they're
still gonna get in. Well, I don't want to get
a new.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Door, right Ah, dude, let him in.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
He's got something there.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, Now do you if they do get in, what
do you do once they're in? You just let them
have it? Or you you protect your house?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
No, it depends if I'm there, not there, if you're there, Oh,
I mean, it'd probably be like a shooting range.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
You keep that you keep that thing on you.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
I mean not only but you keep that thing at
the house.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's like John Wick style.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I got you? Is does that Georgia have emminent domain?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
You know what that is? Right?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Isn't that what it's called? Where if somebody breaks into
your house, you could shoot and kill them, scream and
let him know I got a gun. I will kill you. Yeah, right,
stand your ground, that's right. Georgia stand your ground law
eliminates the the duty to retreat before using deadly force.
So in Georgia no duty to retreat. The dividuals are
not legally required to attempt to flee a threatening situation
before using deadly force. So someone breaks in your home,
you could kill them.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Right, but I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just i'd like to. Yeah, but it's a free
pass to kill somebody.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, but it's like I'm with you because it's like
I don't want to clean my house up, like it's
in my house right right.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Funny, Marco, you got plenty of money to pay someone
to clean that house.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Yeah, just go break in their house, dady.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I got that, okay, So once they break into your house,
you break into their house.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
So you would you would make an announcement, do you think?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Not checkers, Well, how would you say it? I'm breaking
your house? I want to do a knoctout right, I've
been trying to do an act out for three minutes.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Trust me.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Those are the lasers and dog like I'm dodging the lasers.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Right there, you go, right right?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I knew about Marco has lasers, right right, and then
all of a sudden, Okay, I'm gonna steal this, uh
this Mexican baby's toy, the Mexican right, yeah, yeah, Mexican baby.
Yeah yeah, you know what else I wrote down with
the uh half white baby's toy.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
And then I'm gonna ask. I'm gonna who's down there.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
It's me, Bob, It's me Bob.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
And then I'm gonna laugh because I will be like,
what the fuck is wrong with him? Why would he
say his name?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
It's Bob Lee right from l A right.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
That's when I say I got a warning shot and
not fire one in the air.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, but we're bros. No not.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
And then when I come down, since you heard the
fire and it has to go off again, so you
always got to shoot one in today air.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh, so I have one shot to go away, to
go away, but then your roof has a hole in it.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I know, okay, and then you're gonna have one too,
So it's it's like, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Well, even I'm sorry, excuse me. Yeah, you know it's me.
But we've met before.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Lasers and everything.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, you did go past.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
The oh I did? Yeah, Oh that's right. Because of my.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Skills and I'm on the corner. I'm just hanging. I'm
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Speaker 2 (39:29):
To get out, right, Okay, are you to get away? Driving?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Always get the seriously ship. Oh shit, I guess we're
dead if we go to this house.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, not mine. I'm just saying in general, just in general. Yeah,
I will let that come in. We're really yeah, all right.

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Speaker 3 (42:55):
What's down below?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
What's down below?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
She's wearing those pants that you know where that hugs
your butt, the span, the stretchy pants where it goes
into the crack of your ass. You know which ones
I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
There's also a little compartment with the hide the penis.
There's a little where they talk. They talk the penis.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, I'm listening to him.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
They didn't show me the stretchy pants that like your butt.
He knows which ones I'm talking about. And she's and
she's shoeless, and she's shoeless, no shoes, and she's out
on she's outside at the park. You know these pants
that like right there? Yeah, the ones that like your butt? Yeah,
those those from the internet butt cracked leggings.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
And at the bag you can just see the tip
of the penis tuck back. Why Marco, why, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
He hates it.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I'm sorry, Marco, is what you said I hate?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
No? I didn't say no.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I said you hate that? What penis?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
I know? No say that.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I'm sorry, dude, My bad. I read it wrong.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
You read it wrong. Read how this girl that's her
right now?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
No love that, don't you? Buds?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Now give me your intro line to her on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh uh, somebody that kind of do that. It's kind
of like too much attention. I don't like somebody that
kind of like burst trap.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
You like someone to lay low.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I like to like, you know, like hot it a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Do you like the jiggle or what?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
What did jiggle?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
What when the but jiggles?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Okay, you have the butt? I dont you just talking
about something else? No?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Okay, no more, We're not doing that anymore.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
No more.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Okay, yeah, yeah, A penis doesn't jiggle, by the way, depends.
It just rises. It depends like a comment.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
You wake up, you wake up in the morning, and
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Why you keep asking me a questions cause I'm a
normal human being.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Dad, Hey, why are you jumping? He's asked you a
real question.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Okay, what I do is spawn. Okay, So I washed
my g you know what I mean. And you know
I have a black belt with a stripe. The stripe
I can take off, so I wash that to hand
wash that, right, and then go to the duho. Right,
and you know, me and my son say, right, we
do some meditation, We'll do some yoga, right, and then
you know, I'll battle out you know what I mean.
I'll do some rounds with people. Can cano sometimes comes

(44:56):
out round. We'll do some you know what I mean, taekwondo.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Take me through your day when you wake up?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
What does Funny Marco do? First thing in the morning?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Wake up?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
I realized that you know, my feet work because you
never know.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
God is good.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, I'll be thankful for that. Uh.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I listened to motivation, like Steve Harvey motivation, and I
was trying to.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Like, show me motivation. We love Steve Harvey. Yeah, he's
one of our fo.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
That defended you.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
It was like that defended you.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
It was we love Steve.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
It was like it was a it was.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
A little snap.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
It was like he went, show me motivation, show me motivation.
He says that on the show. Yeah we did the show.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah I know, I know. Did you do it? I didn't?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah. Interesting, it's like we did it, you didn't you
did it.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
It just happens.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
He's a godly man. Are you a godly man? You are?
You go to church?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I'm Adhd?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Right, Oh so you can't concentrate it.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, I need some.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
They do need a church for Adhd.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
They do.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I mean, how much money do you put in the
basket when it comes around?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
The most I put in there? The most I put
in there because I was young a while.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
What is this church? That's a fun church.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Oh yeah, that's like the church I'll go to.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah. Yeah that's how my church look.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, that's how your church looks yeah. Yeah, they got
a fifty in flats screen TV there.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'd like the playground of my daughter.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
It's like where his daughter goes to the playground.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
The most the most racist thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
No, he's saying his playground for his daughter goes.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
She was diverse, the most racist thing I have ever heard.
I'm gonnarite that I've ever heard. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, wow,
I aptologize.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
They're happy.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
That's that's the celebration of that's Christ.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, that's the Lord getting in you.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah that could I go in that church? You think?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, you could?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, yeah, and they would welcome me.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I'd rather you not.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah, we definitely let him.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I'd rather him not.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
How much did you put in the pot?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
One hundred bucks?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
That's good?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah. And I asked one more religious question, if I
may please, Yeah, do you think Jesus would approve you
having three babies from three different babies mamas?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, I feel like yo, because they're going to do
something in life that's right and they're going to save
other people.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Could answer, and also says in the Bible be fruitful. Yeah,
and you're being very.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Fruitful, very good.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah. Fruit.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I mean kids, I have zero zero, we have zero?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
What do you like? We pull out blanks?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Shooting blanks?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
No, we pull out?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
You pull out?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Yeah? What do I pack up? Oh? Do you you
back up?

Speaker 5 (47:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I'm said, do you back up?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
He backs up?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
No? I pull out?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
What do you well? He usually falls out. I fall out,
He'll fall right.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I slip out, yeah, yea, I slip out.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
There's none to grab onto.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
That's good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Yeah, and I make a noise. I say something.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Usually, what is your favorite sex word?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
What is your favorite word?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh? Is it? Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
No, it could be my favorite sex word word?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Phrase?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Phrase? Dang that who she is? Stinky?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Dang that? Who you think? That's usually what?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
That's my favorite sting? Yeah? Okay, that's who she is?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
What's yours? What's yours? I guess when I'm making love,
it's like, uh, back that ass up, back that ass up,
back that ass up.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I'll say that pretty frequently to my wife. Back that
ass up, yeah, baby, do'll bake that but back that
ass up? Yeah yeah, and then I'll give her a
little get over here. Back that ass up?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
What do you say?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh? Ship? Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Ship that's what you say, oh ship, oh ship when
you come.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Well, no, it's just like, oh ship ship.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
What is the sound that you make when you orgasm people?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I really don't, I really don't. I don't make no
organ I'm trying to save the energy.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Right right, So you just protein.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Just you just look at them.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
No, sometimes you close your eyes.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Oh you close your eyes?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah I see that.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, like that makes no noise.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Don't do no noise. Put your eyebrows down.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
You can't us.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
You can't like that. She's gonna think and stink if
you look like that.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Okay, well this is that's my face.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
It's a good bit.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I tried. I tried.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It's a good bit, all right. If I can guess,
can I guess? Are you a car guy?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You don't like car. You don't drive.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I do, but I don't care for cars.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
You don't care at all.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
What is the thing you like the most?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
That's what's that's toy?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Like toys?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
A lot of money. I can buy some. I really
I couldn't even say, because I didn't know I was
gonna have money to buy anything.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
And now you have it though, Yeah, but I just
I like to help people.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
That's it. I don't really, It's not something like, oh
I knew I was gonna get that, or I want that,
like PlayStations, PS fives and games. I played a lot
of games.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
He loves it.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I used to be into like wrestling, man and stuff.
W W was like my thing.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
That was your ship. Who was your guy?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Oh? I like mankind because he had different personalities make
Foley recorded had different persons.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Have you met any of your heroes?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I was upset when I found out came Undertaker. Wasn't
brothers real brothers? You say when the Deadly Boys wouldn't
real brothers? I thought they was real brothers. That fucked
you up.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
It's a lie.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, who? But who have you met that surprised you
the most? Yeah? The Deadly Boys?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
For him?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Who surprised you the most? That you've met someone you go, wow,
I really like that person. I don't know if i'd like, uh, yeah,
I thought they was real brothers. Yeah. What do you
think gave it a way that they weren't. It's just
the way they dress.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, it's it was just the energy.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah, the energy gave it or something. Yeah, what do
you think about Diddy's fifty month sentence? Too much? Too little?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I don't know. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Come on, don't don't don't.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
We know?

Speaker 4 (50:48):
You know they let me tell y'all.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Let me like, can y'all listen to what if you
pull up anything about me? I don't get into people
business because look right when you get when you believe
in God, God's gonna handle the real thing. So I
feel like, when you living on this are people doing
this and doing that, But it's only one answer, and
that's where he gonna decide.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
God's gonna decide.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Oh that's really nobody.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I'll tell you. The judge decided he deserved fifty months,
So that was that was the judge's opinion.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
So if you were a jury member, what would you
have said?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I would be sleep. I got eight d oh.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Okay, yeah yeah, Jury number twelve is asleep.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Read your d read your DMS to Marco. You'd like
to see how one of the exchanges goes with the girls?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah, here we go with what.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
With any of the girls? He wants to a game
and we skipp right over the game.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, so here's one. Can you read it?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
So this one says hey Jocelyn, and Jocelyn wrote, Hi Bobby,
and that was that was it. That was the last
time they talked. That was it. So that was that one.
Here's another one, Bobby, Hey you in LA? A day later? Sorry,
barely checked notifications here for one more day? Do you

(51:55):
come often to NYC? Never responded, So his game is
tight tight, pretty tight? Shit?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Why you don't respond?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
He gets really over it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Yeah, if they if they live in and when, when's
the next time I'm gonna be in an NYC? This
and that. I just like, you know, if you're in town,
you're in LA, then I'll take out whatever about other
than that?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Nah? You know?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, all these you stop responding to literally all of
these women, and four of them sent the imog like this,
you know, the double Where are you? I mean, this
has gotten really bad. I'm actually shocked. Darn come back,
please come back? Okay, one more hey real, yeah, Hey,
how are you?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Hey? Bobby?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
How are you? Uh? And then literally a month later,
she goes, Okay, well, I'm on a show. Would you
like to give me some tips on being on camera?
And you responded, what do you think you said?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah, you said nothing. Yeah, one more time you said nothing.
You're pretty bad. Is he's afraid of commitment?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Not?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
No, he really wants to commit again. I think he's
just not interested in girls that aren't interesting.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
So what do you feel like?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
His type is someone who's dynamic, someone that's uh, someone that's.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
A dynamic person.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
That someone that's got their own thing, their own thing going,
you know what I mean. He likes women that's like an.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Arts and craft store, right, like how Roseanne was Roseanne?
But just like Roseanne bar Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Style wise, style wise, you know, fashion from a fashion perspective,
Roseanne is kind of like the kind of girls you date. Yeah,
because Roseanne, I mean this is kind of some of
the stuff back then. No, that's not big beautiful blouses.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Yeah yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I do, always carrying laundry. Do you get along with
her Roseanne? Yeah, we've never met. We don't know each other.
Do you love her?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I do love her?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
So yeah, I don't know her.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I mean I have that story I told you Joe,
Yes I do.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Do you want to meet Roseanne one day?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
I would like to.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Who's your comedy heroes? Who in comedy do you love
Steve Harvey. We know that show me.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I like him for motivations Yeah, okkay, but not the comedy.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Okay, well, who do I didn't know he did stand up? No,
he did for a long time.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, I just thought you did motivations?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
True? Who's your hero?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Now? I love Dave Chappelle because he's just being Neil.
Do you know have you met da I met him
through Donnell Road.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, we love we love Donell.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Yeah, he don't like you.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Oh wait wait wait wait is that real?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Wait wait wait even how do you know that?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I'm serious he don't like you?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah, but what did he say?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I'm not gonna go back and forth about Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, you just said you stay out of people's business.
I'm gonna call him. Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't
have this. I don't this is That hurts.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
That hurts.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
It's also late where he is, so he might not
answer because it's got to be one in the morning. Yeah,
he's in New York. That really hurts that you said that,
because I thought we had something with him. Well him,
Oh he doesn't like Bobby. Yeah, Oh that's fine. No, no, no, no,
he said he.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Doesn't like you.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I'm fine with it.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
He did something about he was naked.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Oh what, that's insane what he said, I was naked.
I've been real right now, Funny Marco.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I'm saying the sign is stuck in my head.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Son.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, son, Yeah that is what he says.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yeah, that's a lot of control.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Dude, just type of text him. Do you not like me?
Why don't you like me? Funny Marco says, Okay, let
say good night, boo. That is how you signed up.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
You don't have his number?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
You don't like me either?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
He's just he's just a different type of energy.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
But it's like like, yeah, but can I just say
though though he whenever I do se him, he does
hug me.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah, it's just like not come off as racist.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah yeah. And then he goes, you're a fool to me. Yeah,
and he goes get the funk out.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Of here, right. Yes, that's telling you a lot.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
That's not good.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Not good.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
So do you think he's racist underneath at all?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
No, he's not.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Are you racist? Not even a little bit?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Marco? Come on, no, I mean what is racist? You know?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
No, tell me bring up some pictures.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Yeah, let me know, because I didn't. Y'all can tell
me something new.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
So racism and the NFL is actively fighting it right now,
as I might say, it's a pandemic.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
So like not, I not like in a group of
people because what they look.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Like, Well, discrimination with me or just individual community or
institution against a person, people based on their membership of
particular racial, ethnic group.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Typically. Yeah, no, no, you don't. Like you know, I
go off with people off the experience that I meet them.
That's he's different, that's great. Yeah, that's always like, that's.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
A good way to be.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I really don't.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Because if you took away color then what what do
you mean everybody was the same color? Dan?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
What if the world was black and white?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Right then it's still.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
We still Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Yeah, yeah, he'll probably eliminated. But what I'm saying is eliminated.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I like that you're writing stuff down there.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
This is what it is.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Though.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I don't know if Marco likes me.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
He loves you?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I do, Yeah, I told you I love hangover. See
that's what I mean, kind of stop.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I don't know what he knows.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I'm not in a hangover?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
No, did he's not.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
You're not hangover.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
No, I'm not in an hangover dude. That's Ken Joung.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Oh my, well not a mad TV. Yes, yeah yeah,
I like you see.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yeah yeah, but you think we're the same guy. I
thought it was now now based on his photo? Do
you know that that's that's not me?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
I know you're on Matt TV.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Yeah yeah, you had like screen time.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Yeah I was on this show. Yeah yeah, i'd screen time.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Wow, how old are you?

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Fifty four? Told you?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Like you?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Sure? Yeah? Matt TV is like how old was you
when Matt TV?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I was thirty oh, twenty four years ago?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Do you remember it?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I do? I remember it very well.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
I was the guy that was the guy that stop
Stop Stewart.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Michael yeah, Michael McDonald yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Good friend.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Where's a good friend of ours?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
He's around, he's still, he's doing great.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
So he works directing a lot, he's a director.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
They think they should bring it back.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Yeah, we do too, Yeah, we do too.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
We could.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
I don't know what it was a I just remember
watching it as a key and it was just sketch,
just a sketch show.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Great, like, do you like saving that live or no?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
I think Matt is better.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, I thank you so much. Right, TV, you have
some writing a one here?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I did some writing. Yeah, yeah, No, I did, No,
actually I did.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
He did?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Why do you do that?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
No, no, he did.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
No, why do you do that?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Though? He did? He did.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah, he wrote a lot.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
I didn't write a lot, but I did write some stuff.
Why do you do that?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
He writes some stuff?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah, hot dog, your last name is Lee?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Lee?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Yeah, you guys are really pussing me off today.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Well, I can keep writing it down. Maybe it'll comm
a fruition.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yet, what where'd you get to your last name for him?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
That's a good question, that's the craziest. It makes sense.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah. Well my father Bruce had Lee right right, and
I just you know, when he gave birth to me,
I just took on the family name.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
The Korean surname Lee originates from the Chinese character for plumb.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yeah, which is the shape of my testicle.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
You don't think that's racist for him to have it?

Speaker 3 (59:02):
No, no, no, no, because that's real.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
The name of the Lee of the Chinese origin live
from the character meaning plum or plumb tree. Actually pretty beautiful, Yeah,
that's actually beautiful.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
It is beautiful Lee.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I'm a plump dude like you all love to have
like respect because Lee is very it's it's it's one syllable.
It's quick Lee.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah yeah, Lee?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Get married?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Do you get your name out? No?

Speaker 3 (59:24):
No, my wife would take on my name.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
No, you don't want her name? Does?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
I don't know what her last name? Give me a
give me an example of what her last name.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Would what Henderson?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Henderson?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yeah, Mark, Bobby Henderson, Bobby Henderson.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
I like that a lot like Ricky Henderson.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, would you change your last name? Would you change
your last time?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I want to ask you a question?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
No, no, why why? Why can't ask you?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
You can't. I'm gonna ask you.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I mean, what do you sound Henderson? Sound like? What race?
Would you put that weight?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Henderson? Let me see that's a rare handle, so.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Henderson in this one?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
What race? Would you feel it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
White?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Ricky Henderson was black? Great baseball player?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah really, Ricky Henderson was black. Yeah, it's a black
last name.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
It's a black last name. Yeah, yeah, yeah Henderson. It
says right there, AI. The surname Henderson is only for
black people says it right there. In Ai originates from
the Germanic given name Henry, meaning home ruler. It's a
patronomic name meaning Scottish, son of Henry. For it's a
prominent Scottish surname.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Because the movie Harry and the Henderson it's not a
bunch of fucking black people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
It should have been. I know, look google Harry and
once again Hollywood doing there. Yeah yeah, Harry and taking
rolls away.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me say something.
Are you in that? Oh my god, yeah, that's the
Henderson's dare.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Let's tread lightly here, Okay, what yeah, let's tread lighting,
tread lightly, tread lightley here.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Crazy, it's crazy for you to bring that up. Just
tread why because there's a white gorilla.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Ah, Let's try as lightly as we possibly can. Oh wow,
you know, let's really. Let's let's dance on the on
the surface. Let's do the Jesus lizard and dance right
across the water and not even touch it. Really.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah, yeah, right, you're right point taking by.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
The way, Harry is the dog. That's the biggest bit
about this whole thing. That's right, and that's John Henderson.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Do you ever see that movie I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
You need to watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Does it seem scary?

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
No, I don't seem scary, seem very relaxing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yeah, this is actually a story about immigration, that that
whole thing. Yeah, so that really was about Yeah, bring
up Ricky Henderson, the baseball player, one of the one
of the greatest of all that. So this so it
was a black name then, so maybe it changes. It
changes there he is Ricky the dog. Oh shit, one
of the best. Rest in peace. He passed twenty twenty one.
Maybe when did he die twenty twenty four? Oh my god, God,

(01:01:47):
it was that recent his years?

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Just last would you change your last name?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I got two last names? Okay, Henderson in summers. Oh
so I'll go back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
But if you met a woman and she's like, you
need to have a mind last name, would.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
You do it? How you talking? It sounds like it's
gonna be a lead.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
No last I could take it, Okay, yeah like that, Okay,
go ahead, Yeah I would take that last night Okay. Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I think when you get married, you should you guys
should make up a new last name. That's my theory.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
That's dope.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
They should just make up a new last name. Yeah,
it's a new fan.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
This is fun. You come up with half and then
you can finish it, right, So go ahead, which one
last night? Yeah? Just start? Well, I had last saying
that he's gonna finish it. You can create a news
last name. Half of the last name. Go ahead and
go funny Mark, So start a half of the last
night funny. What the fuck it's coming to me? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Her Gazer, her Gazer, her gazer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Love this game.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
You didn't do her like hurts in or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
No, her Gazer. Yeah, hey man, you do your thing.
I do mine. Yeah, I'll give you one and you
finish it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I want to play.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Okay, shut this one out. Okay, okay, ready, I'll give
you one. Yeah, Shan Penis, Shann Penis. I did know
that was going to go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Give me at that. Yeah, give me, I'll be let's
be real, I'll do it real.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Bain Mark gall Bane Merkel, Yeah, mister and missus Pine Merkle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Say my gall like that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yeah, it's got seat of a Scottish twang.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
It's just Scottish English. Is your second life?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Yeah, what do you feel like? We are on stage?
Do y'all sometimes have a moment where it just seems
so like you could just it's like it's just in
a matrix. Something just hit you, like, god, damn, I'm
really on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Like sometimes yeah, moment where you kind of feel surreal
where you don't even yeah, like like oh my god, yeah,
like you just like a tunnel where yeah, that's kind
of how it feels sometimes, and then wake up. I'm
in a pod, dripping wet.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Fantasies. I'm talking about real life.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Real life. I gotta tell you, eighteen coughs later, you're
definitely sick. There's no chance.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, yeah, we're going.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Do you know that's now?

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Okay, let me say something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
We're gonna have that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
We're going tomorrow. We're gonna get sick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, okay, So I have mucus and
it's coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, that's when you're sick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Yeah, that's sick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
It's not it's mucus, it's allergy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Allergy. How often does the allergies create a cough?

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I only cough seventeen times since I been.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Here, seventeen or eighteen?

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
How long are you have you been sick?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
How long?

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Two months? Okay? Why you laugh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Just because that's a big sickness. Two months is longer
than it should be. No, that's like normal average sickness.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
What are your symptoms right now? Your sore throat?

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
What's your manager's name again?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Jackie? Jackie?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Is he sick?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Good manager, that's a really good, good, good fucking man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Can I show you a question because I was arguing
with my brother about this. I stop wearing pull ups
at the age six seven?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
When did you stop diapers?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Pull ups?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Same thing? I think you're pissing those? Yes, yeah, those
are diapers?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Yeah? Yeah. What's the normal age to get out of
to get out of diapers?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
That was three?

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I was probably around three or four, right, Yeah, I
was six going on seven. Did you wet the bed
as a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
I had a pull up on?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
But when after that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
But you pee in the pull up while you're in bed?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
No, after you were six, did you wet? Did you
have a bed wedding problem at all as a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
No? I got out of the pull up six seven.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
You were straight mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
But I thought that's the average age.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
What's the average age to get out of diapers?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Between two and three?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
When people get out of diapers. Two maybe three sounds right?
Four is a late that's a late bloomer.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Funny funny, Mark funny, Marco. Do you ever shot your pants?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Uh? Well, I guess you know, shout it before?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I was trying to show out and try to fart.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
But yeah, that was it. Okay, when's the last time
it happened?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
I don't do that no more? Okay, two and four?
That was right? Two and four?

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
About so why did I Why are they six or seven?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Maybe' underdeveloped?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Well, maybe maybe you needed an next a little bit
extra time. Some people need a little bit more at
normal schools too, normal schools. Yeah, yeah, you mean, like, yeah,
were we slow? Are we slow?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
That wouldn't call it slow?

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
We didn't, we went, didn't need special attention?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
We did?

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Yeah? Yeah? Did you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Yeah we did?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
You really did any special attention?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
What what kind?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Well that was in the program called care.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Care stands for Children and Real Experts something. So there's
an alternative school for those that learn different. Correct, that's
kind of what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Yeah, yeah, ship, y'all having headphones the whole time, y'all
can hear me?

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Yeah, can you hear us?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
You didn't? Yeah, I'm saying, do you want them?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
You have them, but you've been doing so fine without them?
Do you want them?

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
I mean, yah, didn't tell me, but you look good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
We didn't want to fuck up your hat. Yeah, yeah,
wow you got Yeah, that motherfucker. I just didn't want
to suck up your head.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
It's triumph.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Does that sound better now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah? Better?

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
You want to keep on?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yeah? I like them?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Okay, God bless God, bless you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Strip clubs are big in Atlanta. Do you go to those?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
You gotta support strip clubs? You have to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
What's your favorite one?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Like Blue Flame? You got Magic City?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Magic City's pretty standard? Yeah, blue Flame? Yeah you are you?
Do you befriend the dancers? Do you know them personally?

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah? I get to hear their story why they ended
up there? If they dad know they why here? This
is the first question I asked, you do this?

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
And what do they say?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Usually? Why would you ask that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
And what do you say in return?

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
I just want to know kind of like, you know,
getting to know their background, right, it's important.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Have you ever dated a stripper?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
You have more than one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I had one solid one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
You have one one good one from the Flame father
assuming Atlanta Gentlemen's club after son is shot dead outside
of Blue Flame DeShawn Marquise Lee.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Do you know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Deshaun Marquisley Hendron? Now this is the guy that took
a few last names after a fight, insaid the Blue
Flame Lounge spilled into the nearby parking lot. When was
the shooting?

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Trust? It's a good club.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Yeah, I know it's a long time ago. Look at
that three years ago. Three years ago. That's that's so
far removed, all right, Peter, that gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
The Blue Flame Lounge, though they have five dollars pancakes.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Have you had the food there?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Uh? Nah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Eat food from like, you know anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Where do you get food from?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Only papaos? And then do you cook it? Do you
cook it home?

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Cook it home? I like cooking you do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
What would you make us if we came over?

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
What was it? Chicken?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Okay, sorry, I shouldn't have went that deep fried chicken,
fried chicken with some fries.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
French fries. Yeah, anything else? Some ketchup and hot sauce,
ketchup and hot sauce. And what are you drinking liquor?
No liquor? Okay, are you a drinker?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
No? I drink Mike hard lemonade. Right, you get high? No,
I don't like coffee right, No drugs, just like I
smoked before, but it was hard to cough, like, yeah,
I did it edible before. It was just like that
was aw ship.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
So you're you're no more of that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah, it is edibles. Yeah, and that was like powerful,
it's heavy. They're powerful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, they're heavy. But Mike Chard lemonade you like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Yeah, that does get me on a bus.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I like those three of those in your set. Yeah,
I should drink those in high school all the time.
Why you say it like that, I should drink I know,
But why you say it like I used to? Because
I don't do it anymore. Just past tense. They're too
sweet for me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Yeah, when you get older you start to foot that way.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Yeah, sugar, too much sugar, Like you don't like desserts,
like I don't like Mike Charred lemonade. How old are you?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
We don't know how old you are.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I'm thirty two.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Okay, yeah you said like he wasn't answered.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
I look like a backup.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
I look like a backup. I'll take that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
You look like a backup quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
I'll take that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
What do I look like? What's his name? Rush? If
you look up?

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Uh, look up the Baltimore quarterback right now?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Oh yeah, that's right. I got tagged a lot online
by that guy. People said I look like that guy. Man,
you are sick. There's no way that's there. I am, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
That's what do I do?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Do me?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Now, Bob doesn't know. That's not an insult. That's fantastic
to be in the NFL. Do I look like him
in the fucking NFL?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
That's a good that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Huge.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
And you're still going like you watch what he gives me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Now what does hella?

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Interceptions? Oh? What is?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
What does he look like? Type in Express Panda Express workers?
Not gonna lie, you do look like three of the five.
That's a Mexican woman.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
That's a Mexican woman.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Maybe the owners is that is that mister Express right there?
Do you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Know why I've never seen a black Chinese worker, like,
I mean, I've never seen a black person working at
a Chinese restaurant. Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Why is there a black person working at a Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
They don't hire. I asked my application before, they didn't
give me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
You wanted to work at Panda Express? Not that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Well, no, they hired a Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Like like, if you walked into a soul food restaurant,
you don't want to see white people back there working.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yeah, it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Really, if you saw an Asian guy, do you want
some grit? You know you want call a green you
would you wouldn't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It happened.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Uh, it happened at Papa's churches.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Well no, no, no, that's fast food. That's different. You're
talking about like a family owned restaurant is different because
I guarantee there's black guy that works at a Panda Express.
I bet my life. Yeah it is, yeah, okay, but
at a family owned restaurant, yeah, I don't think. No,
you're not that Yeah. Yeah, like a Cracker Barrel. Yeah,
my parents own a couple of cracker barrel. Yeah, we
won't hire anybody but.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Cracker And they kept the barrel and that man on
the sign and they better bring it back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Yeah, Donald, have.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
You been to Cracker Barrel?

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
No, I've never been it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Breakfast. You like breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
I really don't eat breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
You you don't need anything I eat. I eat at night,
late at night.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Are you having fun?

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Yeah? I got to learn a lot about y'all. And
this is a moment because everybody in his room was
going to die eventually, but we created a moment. We did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
We did, I think we did.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
We came inside each other. I came inside the room.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
We came inside the room. I think inside. That part's true.
That part's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
That part okay that I'm saying, like like from spiritually
hearing you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Spiritually, we did think our energy is combined.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Yeah, but it came inside I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I think our energies met.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
My energy came inside you, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Yeah I could feel it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could feel it too, you know,
And I don't feel it. I didn't pull out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
I feel it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Yeah, I didn't pull out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
No, it's always gonna stick with me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Yeah, it's gonna stick inside you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I'm gonna go in yeah, YouTube, and I'm gonna watch
Matt TV tonight. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna watch your videos.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Will you show it to your son tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
What the mad TV?

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Yeah, show your son mad TV? Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
I mean, what's skits? What's the skit that you in
that you remember that was big?

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
What's the one that you did?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
I did? I did a punch, But what was a
big one? Like you like, this is a good one
I did?

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
No, don't do all this?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Oh, hot Dog was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
North Korean scientists. North Korean scientist you as Connie Chung
was big? No, North Korean scientist is my biggest one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Yeah, that was that's me and my brother Steve huge.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Yeah, that was a great one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Used the pineapples.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I had one line in that. Yes, he was in it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Yeah. How do you remember he was in the van
in one cutaway scene. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Yeah, and that was me and the guy from Hangover.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
And that's why he confused you. That's say I I
you know they're almost one of the same.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
One the same.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Do you have any Yeah, it is me there there,
I am again Mark. Do you have any burning questions
to ask us before we end this interview? No, no,
I'm Do you have any honest questions to ask us
before we end?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
What do you see Stefan like you know, like twenty
years what do you say?

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Yes, Well, I'll be seventy four. I just feel like
I'll be on a beat somewhere tanning, drinking some sweet
drink and get my dig set.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
I'll be sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Sixty two.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
You think i'll be dad, Yeah, sixty sixty two. I'll
be living in the in the woods in Canada somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
So he's gonna be out of your life. Yeah, this
is only gonna last a couple We got to enjoy
these moments, That's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
He'll be writing his manifesto, right, He's going to make things,
send it in the mail.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
I won't send it to you though, yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, but some of some people, Yeah I don't
take my mailbox. Yeah, please don't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
And then where are you going to be in twenty years.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
It'll be fifty two.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
I won't be fifty two. I'm thirty two now. Probably
what twenty years of fifty two, I'll be what forty two, forty.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Two, fifty two, fifty two, same thing. It's pretty close.
You'll be almost his age in twenty years. You'll still
be younger than.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
I want to be living in that's crazy the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Yeah, that's gross, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Yeah, I'll probably just be living in I wanted like
a dope adobe.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
A dope treehouse. Yeah yeah, would you build it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
No, hell no, no, I'll pay somebody to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Yes, don't you're emotionally healthy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Yeah, this is okay.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
I get I'll probably get mad at two times a month.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
And what do you get mad about?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Probably getting Madden fucked up?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
My record maten get in Madden. Yeah, yeah, that'll set
you off a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
It's that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Uh, what team do you play with in Madden?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I play I was playing with the Chiefs all to
play with, but I play with Philadelphia Eagles because the
Eagles for their cheat, because they cheat. Yeah. I don't
like the Eagles, but you play them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
They got a good squad, Yeah they do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
But the Chiefs are going back to Subo.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
You think, so, I know, so you do?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Yeah, interesting, you heard it here. It's part of the storyline.
It is part of the storyline. Yeah, they need to
go back. Yeah, okay, I believe in you. Funny Marco.
It's been more than a pleasure to have you on
my birthday. No, no, no, no, it's been more than
a pleasure to have you on my birthday. Episode this
is this has been an actual great birthday, and I

(01:16:16):
will get sick.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Hurrah, Hurrah hurrah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Do we have what cake? And ice cream? Do they
bring it out right now?

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
We already did that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Want yea? Is it vanilla?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Tierra masue? Tierra masue?

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah? Is it chocolate or vanilla?

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
It? You want to try it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
It's all of it in there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Give me to try it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
You don't like to mix, Just try a piece.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
I like stuff straight up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
You have multicultural babies, you definitely like to mix. Okay,
am I wrong? You have multicultural children, so you love
to mix. Is that wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
You're right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah, you want to beautiful babies?

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yeah, taking me through the air. See, thank you for
watching being a bad friend.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
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