The Island Bullies Are Back

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Speaker 3 (00:39):
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Speaker 1 (00:41):
I mean, I don't want to use World War two
references please, but above my refrigerator, on the top of
my refriger you know what I call it, Ashowitz. Dude,
there's ninety three. I'm not kidding you. I have ninety
three traps.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The hotels, yeah, the little mouse trap yeah yeah. And
I go, oh, you mean the ant trap, the trap trap.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I have ninety ninety four, ninety three of them in there,
right and.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
How many how many antser? Have you caught? Six million?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
About eight? No, I've caught thousands of them? And what
six million is a funny joke? Oh god, I miss
I missed the joke. I missed the joke. Dude, that
was so good? Six million? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know what here, if we redid the joke, you
would I would have said, damn, that was good. I
would have said, how many?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Answer?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Did you catch? Six million? And you would have and
you would have said, that's what they say.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's I know, I know, I know, but I didn't
even It's all good, get it. I'm so sorry. That's
how good you are.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
No, I'm not good?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, so no, I I though I
was being literal about it. I got yeah. I mean
so probably thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Is there food up there?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, I apparently what happens in the summer is it
gets so hot.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
They have to come inside.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
To come inside.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I know, I got spiders all over my house, but
it's the same way. And the dog catches the spiders.
And this is the funniest part. She's sick. She's sick.
She plays with them. She doesn't kill them right away,
she pushes them in the corner with her nose and
keeps them in there raw like a maniac. And then
I'll come over and be like, what are you doing?
What are you doing? And then she's like and she'll
look and the spider will be like, I don't know what.
She pushes it up against the wall and she waits

(02:14):
for me to get there. Then she kills it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, it's kind of tight.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I like that hunter mentality.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Dude. You know what I like to do? What when
I'm taking a boat sometimes it's a spider m M
and I talk. You want to go swing with right,
but they can't swim when you're taking a bat. Do
you ever see bugs? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, they love because there's the pipes, the water, all that.
They love all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I used to think putting a spider down the drain
or down the like in the toilet kills it. I've
seen spiders come right back up. I'm not even kiding.
I've seen a spider come right back up.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know what I did once? And this is when
I was born, And I think my xbox is broken? Right,
but check this out?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
What do you mean it's broken?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
It was?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
This is when this the very first xbox broke when
I had like fifteen twenty years.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Ago, what's called the Red Ring of Death?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Is that? What was the red ring? Do you remember?

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
So I had nothing to do during the day, you
know what I mean, And so I steered at a
you know, a scout.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Ant, A scout ant. Yeah, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
So sometimes I think that's I mean, I'm not a.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh they send him in early, right.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
So there's a guy they send It's like our Carlos. Yeah, yeah,
and go go see go check it out, go check
it out. So whenever, sometimes you'll see like an ant
by itself, you know what I mean, you know, just
by himself. It's crazy. Imagine, dude, imagine being and then
seeing someone, you know what I mean, a human this
gigantic mountain thing. Right, So I sun aunt grab a cracker.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Like a full size cracker.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, it was like a chunk of a cracker. But
you know what I mean. He's like, I'm going to
bring this to the village. So from the kitchen, I
tracked him, let him carry it for a long time.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's nice of you.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Right all the way to the living room, which probably
took about two hours. Right, I scooped him back up,
and I made him stort over. I made him start over.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know, Yeah, what the fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's the ant and I let him do it again. Yeah,
you got to teach him a lot, to teach him less.
You can't just crush them.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
People's out towards those bugs wide, but uh, harming or
killing bugs?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Port if I'm strong disapproval of such actions, find him
cruel and unethical even concerning psychological tendencies and children undeveloped
empathy and psychopathic behavior.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
What do you think what you're trying to tell me
is this when Dahmer was a kid that was in
the movie that was a bag of bones, Right, if
I hit a bag of ants, it would be the
same six sign pretty close? I don't think so. I don't.
If I had a jar of dead ants, I don't
think it's the same as bones.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Wait a minute, dude, you have a whole jar of ants.
Yeah that's crazy. That's even crazier.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
How about you are in the jar? I haven't. I
have an ashwitz of ants. And so what you're saying
to me right now is if you had a son, Yeah,
I'm your Sickeret.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
You are my I was in the backyard. Go Heyboddy,
what were you doing? Not back doing nothing? It seems
like you have stuff in your hands, in your pockets.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, show me your hands, Bud, I want to see.
Oh my god, is that that's right? That's a bunch
of dead grasshoppers? Yeah, what are you doing? What do
you why do you have so many? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
And like the puck wings?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
You pluck the wings off the grasshoppers.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
And then they still I want to poke the wings?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
And you know what they do?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
What they get and you like this?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Feel good? I get. I get hot when I do that.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm glad. I'm divorcing your mom.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Anyway, I plucked the wing. Only what I do is
I take a stick. Yeah, you stick, I got I die.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You poke up their eyes out right?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know what I do? Then they they go swirly.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
They don't know what going on. So they go in
the circle.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hello, option agency, you would do that? We want to
give him back?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
What would you do this?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Because you're my adopted son, obviously.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Obviously in this scenario, Yeah, okay, what about this? When
they adopt a kid from Russia. Does this happened? And
you know, you know, Russian kids crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know, maybe gotta be knife work, knife work.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they know how to they know how
to do that.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
They do Yeah what is that? What is that called?
I like the blade? What the butterfly knife? They can
do that? That's do watch this? Do google a kid
with a butterfly eff he guaranty he's a Russian kid
who knows how to do it. Yeah, if you adopt,
if you adopt a Russian kid who can butterfly knife?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Right? Or and you want to play a game and
then you know that right, like we're an alien? Was it? Aliens?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Aliens?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And they let the the robot.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Look at this. There's a little Russian girl right now,
obviously playing with a butterfly knife. Yeah, and her dad
is like really good to go a very good.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, you have to learn. Yeah. So if you had
a Russian kid, he was doing some shady ship. Oh yeah,
he's three years old, adopt him from Russia. Yeah, Like
you wake up one night, right and he's just standing
over you with a fucking butterfly knight and for some reason,
a spatula right, loving, you know what I mean? Or
you know what would you would you what would it

(07:22):
take for you to go go back to Russia?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
He would make a good fight scene for sure, out
of me and the kid. I mean, I have to
fight him. He's obviously instan geting a fight. Then butterfly
knife in the spatula. It mean's he gonna cook me
something or we're gonna fight?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, I meet stage.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, you're going back?

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Really they're putting you back on the boat.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, I think I don't know how, but that would
really traumatize the kid.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
He traumatized me. I know I don't need that, but
can't you change him? No, dude, that's what they say.
And then Dahmer's dad was like, we can't believe he
was boiling. They acted like they didn't know it was
coming the whole time. Right, that's what you do. You
cannot change that back on the boat.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's a lot of signs, you know what I mean?
And I get it, like if your email.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
The most different things the most different.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Than psychotic, for sure, But what I'm saying is one
of the signs, probably because I've never had children, but
if your son doesn't have any friends. Like, Okay, so
I'm your son, I have no friends. Dog.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well let's get you some friends, buddy.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I don't want friends. I want to stay in the
room forever. Dog.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, what are you doing in the room though?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
What? Why are you a little plucking caterpillar wings? Dad?
Pucking their eyes out? Brah?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
All right, well all right, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
All right? Dad? Comedy guy?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, oh man? What you know what I mean? What
kind of dude? You know what? Ron Howard had a
better career than your dad.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, inter's of redheads. He's the top redhead.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, you know what, Dad? Fuck you? You know what, Dad,
I have a redheaded too. Because of the genetic cout.
I can't get any pulissy Dad, because you're fucking bullshit.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well that's your fault.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
No, it's your fault too. That because you gave me
the red hair, you freak.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I'll kill you. That's where I lasted five seconds.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's what I'm trying to get to.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Like, yeah, well, look at the behavioral traits of kids
who might be psychotic, people who have cruelty to animals,
fascination with fire. Ooh, that one me for sure. Persistent bedwitting,
that's bed wedding. That's me.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I still do that. Anti social behavior, that's what's an
antisocial behavior.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
You don't want to go talk to people, you don't
want to be around people. No, that's not us.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, that's not us.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Manipulative or deceitful behavior, that's us. Yeah, that's me. Yeah,
you manipulated. You're the k king manipulator.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Lack of empathypath, empathy and.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Remorse, we have have that, all right. Aggression and violence
me spades, not me. Fascination with violence and death, that's
more you than me.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, I like Ballerina last night. I saw that that
was pretty violent? Was it? What?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
It was violent?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You don't know what Ballerina is?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
What is Ballerina?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Let me explain it to you.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh it's John Wick.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
So what they're trying to do is try to, you know,
expand the franchise.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh god, I couldn't even get to the last one.
It it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
It was you know what, there was some disconnection in
the I don't think it was directed well.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
But the last one wasn't good either. I tried to
watch it. It was so bad. Oh, so they're having this girl.
Who is that girl that's she plays the ballerina. Yeah,
this movie didn't do well.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
She's huge, she's great in a tail, she's so you
can tell, you know, here's what's said about Ballerina. Okay,
I'm not a fucking film critic, but we are kind
of Yeah, we are kind of. But when you're watching her,
you know, she's trying so hard to be I mean,
look at she's doing all the John wickshit. Yeah, you
know what I mean, getting thrown over cabinets, you know

(10:28):
what I mean, I mean doing.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
So she's doing her own stunts.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh yeah, and she's doing it, and you're in you
and you you're you're you're saying, I wish this was
a better movie for you because you are doing such
hard work. She's busting ass, busting your fucking ass.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
One hundred and six million worldwide. I gotta be honest
with you, I bet you the budget wasn't that high.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh my god, it had to be a one hundred
million dollar movie.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
No way was it that visually stunning.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
It had to be the stunts and all, because the
John Wick is true about eighty million. Yeah, it had
to have been.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Okay, because look at the John Wick franchise as a whole.
They started the whole thing with such low budget nothing.
It was like ten twenty million or so. Oh ya,
oh well, I'm telling you that's By the way, I
watched the worst documentary of all time last night.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Let me guess what it is?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
What a waste of time?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Can I guess the topic?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Go ahead trending on Netflix?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh, I know what it is? What what do I
get if I guess it?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Give anything you want?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
What do you want? Poop cruise?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
It was poop one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, I couldn't get to the past the fifteen
It sucked. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
By the way, they made a five second story. They
made it a fuck an hour movie. It stinks. It stinks,
and they should have told it from different perspectives. They
got like the most the least entertaining people to talk
about it. Get some weirdos, Get some weirdos that were
on the boat. I want the guy they have people
being like it was out of control and there's poop
coming out of the dreams. No, I want the guy
who's like, I'm the one that made the tents and

(11:45):
I was collecting poop I want that guy in the
documentary Where's the Weirdo?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
But was he in on the boat?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
You tell me there's not one of those guys on
a fucking carnival cruise line.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Anybody that goes on these things, first of all, is
a maniac.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
You know.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
There's lifers they go on these things. There's people that
stay on cruises. They just go cruise to.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
When you ever, I see a TikTok with Carnival cruise
and I look at the pool party, seems like a
nightmare at number one. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
It looks insane at see too many people, way too
many people.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Right. Music's not my thing, that kind of music.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Because it's constant everywhere you go.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's give me the lute, Give me the loot. I
don't know what they're playing. I love. I don't know
what they're playing.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I do love that, something like Biggie, I Love give me,
I Love give no they're playing.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, but on a boat, I don't want to hear it.
Give me the lute, give me the loot. You know,
I don't want to hear it, right, because it's like
I'm not I've never done that. You don't do that. Yeah,
I've never you know, give me the lute. I've never
done that.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Now if it was Portis said, you'd be into it.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Mazzie Star fine, Mazzie Stars great or whatever. Right, Well,
that's a suicidal song on a boat. Wouldn't be good,
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
But stuck could cut with myself with my emil front,
you know what I mean. So it's the music. Too
many people give me another reason why you wouldn't go
on that cruise?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, I buffets, you know, give me the creeps I have.
I'm germophobic. I think fay to me is night nightmare.
Everyone's yea in this ship exactly that? No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Also, also, there is something to be said about unlimited
booze and booze available in a track environment.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yellow give me something? Can I go back to the buffet? Sure,
Never trust a buffet without a glass paneling. Oh bro, bro,
if there's no glass paneling, forget it. And guess what,
who's the fucker that has to clean that fucking thing?

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh bro, oh god, you know I mean it's people's breath.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's breaths and snot and hands and fingers.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's gross all all right, here's another thing. I don't
think that i'd be able to sleep well on a
boat because you'd have to pay extra to get a
Can you get a window room?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I think they're all window rooms, right, there's no inland room.
I would imagine why would there be? How could there be?
They all have to be on the outside of the boat.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I would need a window. Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Stop?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Is the shower water even without? Like, is a shower
water good?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's fill clean water? You can't it's non potable, thank you.
So you can't drink it, but you can shower with it.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Why is that? I want to shower in in water
that I can drink?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I totally agree. I totally agree.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Don't you Like? I want to put it in my body,
but I could put it outside my body.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
And by the way, this it gets in my body
when it's poor, Yeah, it's on.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
My Yeah, I want Fiji water for shower water.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
It contained bacterials, viruses, chemicals. So yeah, you're it's no, No,
you can't drink it. But also I don't trust that
they're not recycling water. How do you know? How do
I know?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah? You don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
You would never know.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
You never know. Even the fucking water filter I have
at my house sometimes I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh, I think it's bullshit. I think it's we have
We have filtered water at the house too, And I'm like,
this isn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
This has high tech technology, fine filters, not to use
medium and idem, you know what I mean? And all
these things I don't even.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
By the way, etium and idium, how well do they work?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah? Eatium and idy. But so here's another thing, I activities.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
So oh you're not doing any of those.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Well, let's throw them out. I've never been on a cruise,
but I assume pool activities is one pool all day. Okay.
Number two? Is there a movie theater?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
There is a huge movie theater and a huge performance
theater where comedians and musicians and people go to perform.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Shop it. But what are they playing in the movie there?
You know what they're playing?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
What are they playing?

Speaker 1 (15:19):

Speaker 2 (15:20):

Speaker 1 (15:21):
As you've so, what do you think? Okay, you I'm
on a bout. Yeah, honey, Hi, let's go to the
movie theater. What's playing?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Welcome to movie theater? Yeah, we have three films available,
Which one would you like to see? You're saying to me, yes, oh,
we have three films there? Which one would you like
to see?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Let me just read it? Media?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Medea's showing in ten minutes?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
In ten minutes? Yeah, what is madea It's.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
A beautiful it's a beautiful, heartfelt story.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Family story, yeah, about a woman and her and her
extended family.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I know, thank you. That's pretty much.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Is it a comedy, it's a comedy.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah. Who is Medea? Who plays Medea?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Tyler Perry?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Tyler Perry, yes, yeah, I know. What's another movie that
you have here?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
We have soul Plane?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
It's it's dog and some friends are on and Cat
Williams they're on a plane too.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Can I ask you another question? Sure? Is Tyler Perry?
Is that what you said?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Tyler Perry?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Is he black?

Speaker 7 (16:19):
He is?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay? I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Is that okay?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's completely I would hope so big Denzel fan.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
We don't have any Denzel. I think you can see
what the third movie?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh, a mustadt Is that about a boat?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
It is about a good?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Do you have Titanic? Because I like white Boat?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, no, no, we found that they tested negative from
the people.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
With the people on grouse. Okay, so there's movies. What
else is there? Is there darts? Like what else happens?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Shuffle board? Uh, there's also water slides, they said, and
then people really get off on the casino. It's a
fucking floating casino. It's a casino, another way for people
to lose their mortgage?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Can you smoke inside the casino? You think?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You better believe it. Ok it's a boat. You can
do whatever the fuck you want, maritime law. Baby, you
can have as much fun as possible. Look at there's
a punchline or comedy club. There's an Imax theater. You
can play deal or No Deal, live wow, drive in movies, Oh,
dive in movies. Yeah, karaoke, nightmare, piano bar, live music,
a nightclub, Yeah, a sports bar. And then fancy what

(17:25):
does that say? Go ahead? That's in your stuff. It's
a dazzling performance.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
So what is this?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Isz Thatch Carnival's website?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah? Activity, Okay, so I want to ask you this, God,
no thanks man. Sometimes you know, I'll run into a comic.
I haven't seen it a very long time.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
They just happened to you, no, just general.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Sometimes you just run into a guy like, oh, so
and so, yeah I saw I haven't seen in twenty
years or whatever.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I literally just saw. Do you know who Tarun Shaddy is?
Love tru Yeah, I just ran into him and I
haven't seen him in a long long time.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And then they go, yeah, I've been doing the cruises.
That that thing.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh when they tell you that, oh right, well.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
They've been doing they've been gone because that's how they
make it, which is a great a cruise, doing stand
upon a cruise? Would you do it? I mean, because
I've never been offered it.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Let me just say something.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
When this show's over and we aren't on this show anymore,
we might have to cruise.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I have nothing against it.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
You might be cruising. They might be bad friends at sea.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
We could do that, like because Chelsea Lynn does it.
I think the workaholic boys are doing it.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
They are doing it.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Bert's done it a cruise.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
They all do cruises.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
And what I'm saying is just you as a stand
up getting hired. I know what you're doing. What am
I doing?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
You're saying that my career is headed in the path
that I will be a cruise.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
You're a movie star, and that's that's insane.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Please, I'm not even a TV star.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
You got something coming. I can feel it. Okay. Yeah,
I made some calls, but my point is all right.
But what I'm saying is that I could. No, I
don't know if I could do it. I don't know
if I have the material for it. I don't know
if I.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's really what it is. Yeah, it would kill my
soul to eat shit on a boat and then not
be able to leave when you bomb, my bomb and
then I have to go to forty one C my bunk,
I have to eat shit and then walk past people
to my butt. I've lived that life. It hurts when
you fucking eat ship at a bad room and then

(19:26):
you're like, I'll be in the back, sitting at the
table eating chicken wings. Yeah, until I have to go
until my ride takes me back to the hotel like that,
I mean, I bomb, and then I'm up there.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Bunk, God, and your opener's in there too. We have
to chat it out, yeah, and he's like I killed
You're like, oh, I know, I saw you. I used
to play heras in Vegas and used to do sixteen
shows in a week. That's fun Monday through Sunday.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
So one time I had really really like it was
eight people. So people that don't know what happens is
when you don't have a name and you're doing a
club like Heros in Vegas. They don't care who it is.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
You know, They're just giving it tickets.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, free tickets. People show up. They don't know who
the fuck you are.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Which is why we're so grateful for the fans. So great,
God keep cooking so we don't have to go back.
We don't have to do nineteen shows.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, so I had one particular was like seven people
in a two hundred seat room.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
A balm so hard, so cannot kill with seven people.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I went to the Geraldinas. Is that what it's called?
The ice cream place? Giraldi's Giraldi's Giraldi No no, no, delly.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, Well the fucking foreigner got it, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Jied Delli ice cream plates. I got a Sunday after
the show. That's kind of a nice reward, right, But
the two people that went to the of the seven, right,
and the guy goes to me, yo, nice try.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's not you were funny. It's not you know, i'd
be pretty good night, like he acknowledged my attempt.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
A guy shook my hand one time. I think I
was in and God, I want to say, I want
to say not Portland. But I was in the northwest
somewhere and I don't remember where I was because I
was all broken on the road. Yeah it could have
been tom It was up in the northwest somewhere, but
I was broken on the road. And a guy said,
and I had such a fucking mid ass bullshit set.

(21:19):
And he shook my hand and smiled very nice because
I was saying hi to people on the way out.
I used to do that a lot, you know, because
you just wanted to say thanks for coming. Sure, And
the guy goes keep swinging, keep swinging. And by the way,
it's not even that mean, it's just perfect.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's like saying, uh, you'll hit the b you'll come out,
you're doing it, You're all right, you'll be you know,
don't worry about me.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Keep swinging, which means that you struck out. Oh yeah, yeah,
oh I see it now.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
That you struck out, He saying, get back in the battery.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, Wow.

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Speaker 2 (24:05):
Shut out to that guy that stayed with me for
twelve years.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, pretty funny. It hurts too.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
You're pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Pretty Yeah, pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I don't like it's mean when they go when they
say that like a surprise, when they go, you were
pretty funny, like it blew their mind.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh I think that's worse.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, you were actually funny. That's fucking he knows that's
so mean. Yeah, or yeah, you really want to get
in their comedian skin. Yeah, vans go up to the headliner,
shake his or her hand, and go of your dude,
funny funny stuff. I loved the guy before you. That
will fuck them up in a way. It's irreparable damage.

(24:41):
But say it, real cock, go god, I love that guy.
Right before you say his name again, say their name again.
Make the headliner tell you the other pon. That'll that
kills a headliner so much. I'll tell you it's the
meanest thing.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
The same thing. If you see the opener with the
headler standing next to each other. This I know this
is go to the opener and go you should headline.
Oh god, you should have been that. You should have
been the headliner.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
That will destroy every ounce of fucking Joy's heart.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
It hurts so fucking it has happened to all of us. Dude,
We've been on both sides of the fence, both sides
of the fence. That's like what I told you that
that that's his that story where I love the National
I followed them from the beginning. I saw them in
small shows. Then we saw them open the Hollywood Bowl
for r EM, and my wife hates r EM so much.
We left after the nation. We paid for R. E.
M's tickets to watch the opening act.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Your wife hates r EM. That's very annoying to me.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Loads are ari.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's the most annoying thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Let me tell you something. Yeah, I never cared. I
never I always saw it. Whatever. RIM's fine, they're They're
not a favorite of mine. I don't listen to them,
Oh my god, But now because of her hate, I've
also found out why she hates them.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Can I guess?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Let me think.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Too.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Whyet like in a generic college.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
College white whiney guy, right, it's whiny white guy. She
hates whiny white guy. Ah, look at this fucking band,
that's what look at Look at their fucking faces.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Mike Mills, Mike Mills is the one, the glasses brother.
He is the whitest of the whites.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Right, that's whiter than me.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah. But Peter Buck, the guy to the far left right,
what do you think I like white dudes like that.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, but he doesn't belong. Which one of these things
doesn't belong? Peter Buck, he does not belong.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, that's the guy that left. What do you think
of Michael Stipe.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I think he's a brilliant songwriter. He is like his
voice just don't care.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay, that's insane. I think the song automatic for people.
There's just so many great albums that they've done that
it's like, I just when when when I heard your
wife just now doesn't like rim it really kind of
shocked me. Here's why it's one of the greatest bands
of all time.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I think I disagreed.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
You know this.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You'll never go up there as the greatest one of
the greatest bands. They are, they are, He's a brilliant songwriter.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Are your mind?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
No one names am isrn greatest bands and you'll never
listen to their albums again once you've done with them.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
How do you listen to it all the time? Now? No,
you dables are the reconstruction? I know the album. Let
me say something.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Give me your Spotify and proved to me that you
listen to them recently?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay, liar, I mean, how do you I don't have
some I can know Apple Music, I can do what
are you my dad?

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Even downloaded? Let's if because when you download a song,
that means you really like it.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Sure is it downloaded?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
So let's see if this is downloaded?

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Click on, I'm going to go to artist. I don't
think I have it. I hope look downloaded. That's just on.
That's that's the light bread No, that's not downloaded. Look
at the top.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Give it to me.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah yeah, And you know when it's downloaded, pressed arium
it has that little white dot means it's downloaded onto
my phone.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Automatic. For the people, all you have is one song
night Swimming, one song, okay, one song? Yeah and on
now go to my non and you have one song
on the other album, one dot there it is drive
a Eights.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I know, don't get give it to song. He loved
that downloaded. Now let's go back to now. Oh, let's
let's go back to just library. Now, Lord, please please
let me improve a problem in the way that you hate.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Uh, give me the loute, give me the loot.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I love Picky. What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (28:17):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm on a boat. I don't think he killed Tupac.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
He didn't, or his people did. He did no. So,
so the irony of going to an opening act for
the record was so we could see the National because
we love them, and I had to leave for R M.
And I don't hate R.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
E M.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I think Michael's one of the best songwriters. I just
don't fucking.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Care, Okay, I mean it's it's like, if.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You believe hate Man on the Moon, Man Man on
the Moon.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
What's the song about? If you believe, you believe, what
was the song about? Not there to see? The song
is about who Andy Kaufman? I know, dude, unbelievable. It's
the first time I've ever heard of even before he
even knew wo Lenny rusas I learned it from.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
You want me to do you want me to drop
the act? I like, Aria, I'm a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Do you really? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I DoD?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Did you leave?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah? We left?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Why did you leave?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Because she didn't want to hear it? And you know
how funny it was? I literally go, what if we
stay for like two songs?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah? Yeah, I really really?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, I wanted to stay. Of course I wanted to
fucking stay. Yeah, I knew it, dude. As soon as
you told me that irked you, I was like, well,
I'm gonna dig as deep.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
As that was good because that was really getting me going.
Because here's the thing. I don't even know. If I
went to a show of a band that I really
loved and if my significant other said let's leave, I
don't know if I could. I think that would be
a deal breaker for her.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
It would hurt. Yeah, Well, here's the here's the deal.
We went for the National. Truly, I want to see
the National. So that's really because I'd never seen them
in that big of a venue, so we wanted to
see that and then talk about a beautiful full Circle.
They played the Hollyood Bawl the next year, solo headlining. Hmmm,
and then I thought we should go see the opening
band of that and leave before the nationals.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Okay, who was opening is bad of that?

Speaker 5 (29:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
It was it was a It wasn't a nobody. It
was like a band where you're like, oh, they could sell.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, sometimes you need two bands to sell. Sometimes you
need two bands to sell a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
To be a big Yeah. Yeah, of course, I have
no shame. I get that. What do you mean you
and I for it together.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Sometimes we're the killer combination, a good combination. That's why
we're doing London and Dublin together.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, and yeah we can announce it Sauday Arabia.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
We're doing Saudi Arabia. We're doing the Read Comedy Fest.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah. But to me that would be like like the
girl that I'm seeing now, she's like, let's watch Hamilton.
I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
The play.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, wait, the movie is a play. She goes if
because I guess they're gonna do Okay, I feel so
bad about this dude, what so she goes She goes, well,
in New York, the original cast is going to do
like one show, right, and to be impressive, I go,

(30:54):
maybe try to get tickets for that?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Can you imagine how expensive that?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Guess what what? I can't. That's what I found out.
I have no power. I called people that get the
fuck out of here, dude.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I go, okay, an impossible ticket. That's like for Bradley
Cooper and whoever hot.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's what I'm saying. I thought that maybe I could
get a back row thing.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I know, brother, I don't know about Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Because here's what happens. Yeah, they put in that show
is going to be the coolest, hottest New York celebrities
in the in the in the orchestra, then in the
top balcony. That will be people who used to be
super famous but are still cool and relevant Toory Fellman.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
What the fuck? I'm gonna throw some names. You see,
if they get a kid that come or not in
the balcony. In the balcony, I'll say your name.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I'll tell you if they're an orchestra balcony this is good,
or backup.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Orchestra that's good.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Orchestra. Oh yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Floor okay, Charlotte a right poly shore pulling tickets up
front scalping ticket. The scalping kis up front.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
No, he's their ticket rip ticket, roll brother.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay, okay, we love you, Paul, we love it. Yeah,
well I know, let's keep it.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
We wouldn't get in the fucking building, is the point.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, what's that guy? Okay, what's that guy?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Obviously not in there. If you have to say, what's
that guy, he's not inside Harry Styles orchestra. Orchestra by
the way, second row. They want him in the shot
of the reverse camera shot of Hamilton with Harry right
there that you know the picture that they want.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Okay, let's go. Let's go to Sally Fields.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I gotta be honest with you. Balcony one, she's in
the first balcony. Wow, here's what they pitch her. She goes, oh,
I'd like to be down in the orchestra, and they go, Sally,
it's kind of hard to see him down there. You
might because of your age, but no, no, no, I'm saying, yeah,
that's why you need to be elevated to see down to.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Oh you you're as a talent guy that works for Hamilton. Yeah,
that's really so, I'm calling.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, we'd be afraid that you couldn't see the stage
from overview, so we'd want you elevated to look down.
There's two balcony. You're in the you're in the prime,
you're in the middle one. You're in the best one, so.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Can David Swimmer? David Swimmer, Swimmer.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yes, we do have a seat for days. He's in
the second balcony.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Oh, sucking balcony. I think he's orchestra, you do, Yeah,
I think he's orchestra.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
He's actually in the second balcony and he's in the
middle row. He's in the dead center.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
So really David Swimmer would get that dead center.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Though he gets to see right down.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
That's yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
I have who else you have on your team on
your in your roster there? Agent? What's your name again? Agent?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Uh? Donovan? Alejandro Crisp?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Is that a new agent?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Doris?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh Crispy?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Doctor Chris?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh, I know, mister Chris.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I'm a doctor, Oh, doctor Chris. Yeah, but I also
do publicists on the side, publicIt on the side.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Damn, what happened to your fucking what happened in the
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
What happened were you?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
What kind of doctor were you?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I was a orthopedic surgeon.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Someone's heard me talk about it recently. Yeah, all right,
so let me hear who else you have on your
client list.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Molly Ringwold.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh, she'll be upstairs next to David, two seats away,
Mollywell center center, two seats away. Perfect, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Okay, now let's go doctor Ken Jung.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You know, let me see if we have any more tickets. Actually,
because I think we might.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Ken would get balcony. That's insane.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
That hurts You're not Ken?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I noticed it, but honestly, you don't think they can
can get balcony.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, he get balcony, he get first back. I didn't
want to say it to upset you. He'd get middle balcony,
for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I already tried. They said no, oh yeah, they said, quote,
get the fuck out of here, no shut up, but
they did shut out, get.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
The fuck out of here, or you'd get middle balcony.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I won't. I already tried. I called, you know, I
mean my peeps, and they got it's not no, get
the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Really?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, so I go, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Think you could get top row. I believe it.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, you don't one show. I don't think, so did you.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Could get up there? I think you could?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah? Fuck you guys, yeah, no way right, I'm what
do you mean it's like six hundreds Andrea Agussy.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh, he's in there, one hundred percent of the legend,
a literal legend in his game.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Oh fuck Carl him up. Malone, Carla Malone, Carl La Malone.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
You're saying, Carl Malone, Carl Malone, the basketball ten year
old he got pregnant.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, Carl Malone.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Carl Malone would not be available for that. They would not.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
They'd go, Wow, living legend though. No, you know what
we could go if they did? Lion King? Do you
ever see Lion King? I went, I think the only
third play I ever went to. But I had a
girlfriend named Christine, and she goes, let's go watch Pantages.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
You want to go see the Lion King.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I bought tickets, right, it was pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, there's like a giraft with a kind of costume,
you know what I mean. And you're like, oh, look, yeah, yeah,
it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
You didn't pay attention to it, did you?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I did.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I had never see the Lion King in any form,
so It was so riveting to me because I didn't
know the story.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Got the fuck up? You never saw the Lion King.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I have never seen Little Mermaid, Lion, any of those
Disney old things Malone. I don't know Princess of Persia,
any of that stuff. The only thing I saw was
Nima Nemo. I saw Nemo. I saw the one that
has like schizophrenia, the Dora I forget things?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
You finding Dori?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, that one?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Never Where am I that one? Aladdin?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
No, I don't even know. So when I was watching
The Lion King, I go, I didn't even know it
was about Africa.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
It's not, no, I thought, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Anything about it. All I know is just says it's not.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
No, it's not in Africa, it's in Baker's Field.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Oh, I didn't know, right, So I know that the
Lion's in it, but I don't know any other kind
of information.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
What else do you know about the Lion Heba?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, yeah, Muvasa. I know that there's a thing where
he goes look and there's like a little boy like
the little one cub over the ridge. I don't think
that was in the live play. What's what's so? Let's Okay,
I don't know what the Lion King is.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
No Aladdin, no li King, no little Mermaid. Let me
see you know, shut up, you're fucking with me.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I swear onto my mother's life.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
You.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I don't know what the little I know that it's
a mermaid. I know she's Little's been based on the
you known title. I know that there's a purple creature,
the return the fat purple thing, purple fat. Yeah, and
she's like whatever she does, right, bubbly, Probably you're in

(37:29):
a clam trap.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
That's exactly right, right.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I know that there are clams and going.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Under the seat.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Don't oh yeah, don dundundum dung. I know that kind
of stuff. So you know it because you've been in
a mall and you go, what the fuck is this bullshit?
And they go it's from the you know, Little Mermaid
that you go, oh, and you retain that uh information.
But I don't know anything about that. I know nothing
about Aladdin, nothing about Aladdin.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Had your carpet ride dog.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I know the who song. I can show you the world.
I know the like start a tune, I'll can maybe
finish it.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Go ahead, okay, here is here is the jungle here
is the jungle.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You will be the man of the jungle.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
You know that song. It's not a real song.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I know, I know that didn't retain, that didn't hit.
I'm being real. Try to say it's all right. Aladdin, Yeah,
but I don't know. So I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. But you think, Okay, if
I have to start, what do you think I should
start with?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
That's interesting? What should he start with? If you starting
with one of those old school Disney movies, I would say,
either Peter Pane, I know Peter.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Ask me anything about Peter Pan. I'll tell you Peter Pan.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Now he's seen Peter Pan. I would say, no, that's
songs of Disney. Dog We're talking Disney film, a classic
Disney film. I would say, honestly, I think The Lion
King is one of the best. Aladdin and Lion King,
Beauty and the Beast and the Little Mermaid are the
three like bangers. Yeah, Beauty and the Beast is so good.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
That was nominated for ASCAR, the only animated film ever.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
What is Beauty and the Beast? Was it my best best?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I don't think I'll pass on Beauty and the Beest.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Oh, fuck, you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
She's the hottest because I I believe that you can't.
It's inherently you already know the story basis based on
your Okay, Like, explain to me, why would be my story.
I'd like to be educated. Money makes you more handsome.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Damn dude, these guys are what's going on up there
in a crazy fucking window. It's like your curse to
be alone forever.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Holy ship. That's not the message.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Beauty is inside. Yeah, we have the break. That's the
nice version. The beauty is on the inside. But to
get the princess to your castle. Sometimes you got a kidnapper.
He's about to lose it.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
That's good. No, no, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I'm not saying that you they are.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
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The girls are back. Damn dude, fucking.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Ten rat turns. That's what they look like. Stop itidding.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
How long were you guys in Hawaii? Oh my, wowys, god,
you guys we went to the Reach today too, Yeah
they did, do you you've never worn sunscreen?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
No, we don't need to.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
We don't burn like you.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Okay, don't go talk to into the micas Hello, I.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Cannot believe how tan?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
You're so tan?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
You got so tan?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, we didn't burn once though.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, because you guys, don't.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Don't say nobody burned.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
There's Filipinos that burn, not only like the lighter Filipinos,
but we're not light.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh you guys ever gotten the sunburn?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
You've never not on that trip.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
But you have gotten a sunburn when I was.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
A kid, Now, did you eat the chocolate cake?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, the chocolate cake.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
So what happened was I was on gold Belly about
a month ago and there was an advertisement for a
like a double triple chocolate cake. Sounds good, right, it comes.
They're in Hawaii and I'm an Olympic, so that cake
cake is not getting eaten. So I put in the
freezer thouted out a couple of nights ago, right, And

(43:56):
I've been begging them to eat it.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Because you want them to be satisfied now that I
don't want to go to waste.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, because you can't have it, right, I've been eating.
I had it for breakfast. Okay, I had a slice.
I had made your mom make me a slice for breakfast.
Chocolate cake.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Make a slice?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I go, Can you get it? Can I get a slice?
And she and she sliced it and you had it?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah last night?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
How good is it?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's so good?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
It's like two decadent thought, is what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
So heavy?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
It's heavy?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, but you got it. That's why you have to eat.
You just have to eat a small piece of it.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
We got like so small and he was so mad
that we took a small piece.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, I want a big chunk. You know, here's another
thing that drives me crazy because they all live with me.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I know, I've heard it's insane. And so you don't
right now, do you?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I do?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
She do?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Rose?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah? Here's another thing is their mom. Sorry, I go
to day, I go, I'm gonna get a sandwich. Oh
I want one? Okay, I go what kine? Turkey? Okay?
Get it? Right? Comes from? Where do I get it?
You think?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Giada?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Oh? Uncle pol? How good is that sandwich?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
It's my favorite? Right, the best?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
We get the sandwich. She takes the bread, complete bread, take, takes.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
It out, takes the bread off of the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, it takes all the insides. Then butts busts out
her own Filipino bread right and puts the fucking insides
of the sandwich onto the bread. I don't know what
kind of bread it is, but Filipino. What kind of
bread is it? What is it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh, she's filip fili keto.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
And she's keto.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Why because she doesn't want to be fat?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Your mom's not fat?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
She was really fat?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Was she?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Would you say that to her? Would you say, mom,
you're fat. That's so fucking mean.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
It's so mean.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
You guys are fucking mean.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
She would show us.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Old pictures of herself and she was like, god, I
really let myself go like she would show us.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, but you guys, that doesn't mean you back it
up and go yep, fatty.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
But that's normal in her fat We just say the truth.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
They're mean to each but it's true. But it is true.
Maybe we should all be like this to our family member.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
It was I fat, Yeah, okay, am I fat? Now?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
No, in fact, you said something about you're a nark
by the way, you're a little piece of ship. What
did I do? What did I do?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
So?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Your mom took a photo of my passport photo and
then you tell Kalila, right, he looks sick.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
No, I didn't say that. I said you look so
old already.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Why I don't think he looks younger now that he
lost weight.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
No, Like, I felt so bad because like on the picture,
like your fit, your eyes were like that, and then
like your skin was so sad.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I'm Korean, fuck off, that's how we all look.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
But I just felt so bad, So I texted at
the Calai and said, Bobby looks so old.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Now, oh god, how mean? It's so mean?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
It's not with a crying emoji. I didn't see the emoji.
Yeah yeah, yeah, So what you're saying, you got emotional
because don't you think it's because of the ozembic face
or you really think that I look old? Now, well,
how old are you? I guess how old I am.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
He's got a birthday coming up, have a.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Birthday coming out? Four fifty four, right, fifty four coming up?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yeah, he's turning fifty four.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, and one day you will get there.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
No, they won't. They won't live that long. Yeah, there's
no chance. Well she made she might you're.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
No, no, yeah, hesa seven, sixteen, seventeen, seventeen.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, seventeen when you turned eighteen. Next year March is eighteen,
A big deal, like it is in the States, like
you can vote in all that year. There's are voting
down there. Give me the rules chucking chickens in the
road or what is it?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
The drinking age, the drinking age is eighteen of the Philippines.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, but I feel like in the countries like that,
people drink anyway before there. Yeah, see it doesn't find.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh so if I was fifteen in the Philippines and
I walked into a liquor store buy a ball of whiskey.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Oh you could if you knew the guy. If he's
probably's probably your friend.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, if he was your uncle, like in our in
the sorry sorry store?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, why too?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Sorry too?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, that's you. That's okay, Yeah, yeah, sorry, it's called
sorry sorry.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Sorry story all right. Yeah, it's just like a it's
like a.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Thank you, thank you story.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Oh I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, take my bad, my bad.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
When you turn eighteen, you usually have a debut.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah, debut.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
What does debut means year?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
But for eighteen year olds?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, but it happens at sixteen, at eighteen eighteen and
they call it a debut. So you throw a party?

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Did they do like like extravagant parties like they do
for the.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Real bounce or like really big?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
The Dwarfs are the Dwarves.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Dwarves, Did you have a debut? Are you going to
have a debut?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
It's really expensive much as a cost to.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
That much as a debut?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
We should throw you want to?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
You want us to fund your debut? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Guys, click below on the door and the go fundme.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Let's do go funding for your debut?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
How much is it? It says two hundred What what
six hundred thousand dollars? Oh, that's a two okay, So
it's either it's anywhere between one thousand and twelve thousand
USD twelve thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Twelve thousand dollars for a grand though there's moderate, Oh
you want a grand what the wait? Wait zoom ino
in it says grandeur?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Or is this moderate? Means it? So we could you
could for a thousand to two thousand United States dollars,
You could do a nice one for like a big show,
you do four grand to twelve thousand.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Twelve thousand a twelve thousand dollars. Filipino in the Philippines debut.
I think you could buy any You can buy anything
you want for that. Yeah right, look at that? Look
at that?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Is that her debut?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
What's the word for debut? Though they don't say debut,
they do say that, and then what they say it
the boo welcome to my debut in seboo. So is
there like how Jewish kids do the fucking you know,
their barments for rap videos. Come to my deboo in
seboo boom boom boom boom.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Can you drink it? So if we could did the debut,
you would drink and then who's invited at the whole
town or have the whole town?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Yeah, that's what it's expensive. You've gotta pay for everyone's bullshit.
It's like a fucking wedding. You pay for everyone's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Is the kind of like that kind of music?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Or No, I've never been to one, so I don't really.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Oh you never, So can you go to any kind
of music?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
You can't pick any music?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, you're stuck in l a in your head.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's not okay. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
So all right, so no debut for you unless we
throw one for you. Maybe we will. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Would that bum you out not to have a dab you?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
But I know people get so much money from gifts
because they give you.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
The same thing, kentiniers, barments. They all get money. They
get money, they get like a it's supposed to be
like a fund for your new adult life or whatever.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
So if we're at your debut, okay, daboo, what do
you call it okay, and we gave you an envelope
of money, American money, what would be sufficient? Do you
think me and Andrew can we flew all mind you?
We flew to mind you, We flew all the way
to the fucking Philippines. We got hotels to go to

(51:34):
some person's taboo.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Yeah, but I'm not just some person.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Snowflake in individual? Is that what you're saying? You're my knees? Okay?
So how much money would you say, like, think.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
About how much money that's spent on sunscreen alone?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I know?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Would you complain like you don't only give me? So
what would be the number that would be suffice for you?

Speaker 4 (51:58):
It has to be in off so that me and
my sister could go to Hawaii for a couple of months.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
What the fuck? You fucking month?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
That's so much money, dude, Dude, Americans who have full
time jobs can't afford to go to Hawaii on vacation
for a week. They want to go for a fucking month,
but they were just there for one month. Your fault,
Oh yeah, your fault.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
You know what? You get nothing for your give you?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
So if we gave you, if I gave you five
grand American money.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
I'm in a hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, I just.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Thought of two thousand. I was like, oh, that's too
much already.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
All right, what if me and Andrew gave you one
hundred dollars two hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I give you a hundred fucking dollars.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
It can't be two hundred dollars because you've given me
three hundred dollars before, just to do like, just be alive, what.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Are you doing?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
What do you mean? Like a couple of a couple of.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Days after I got here, he he woke us up
like twelve a m. And he was like, if you
guys suck on this sour ball, I'm going to give
you a one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Hold hold, hold on up, Let's put it into contact.
Let's put it in contact.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
The fun up? Shut up? I was all right, we're
gotta explain it better because it sounds a little weird. Okay,
So I saw TikTok right with these sour balls that
you it's a candy.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
You've seen them.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
You've seen them.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
They're like they're like, what are the sour warheads.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
They're like sour warheads, right, So I woke them up
because I just got them. I found them in the
box that he just got delivered. Sure, so I guess
what did I say? I say, I'll give you.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
One hundred dollars. I'll give you a hundred dollars if
you can suck.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
This for one minute minute rephrase all this. I'll give
you a hundred dollars if you can eat this this.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, suck this ball. It's insane.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
He kept saying that.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
He was, you have to it. You don't eat it.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
You suck it, right, You don't eat it, you suck it, right, Carlos. Yeah, yeah, Carlos,
you know you bite right he bites it? Yeah, he
by lick it, you lick it.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
So they did a minute, and I gave a hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Was so easy.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Yeah, do you have Do you have money on you
right now?

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Do another challenge then this will be your this will
be No.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I don't have anything to suck no yah, yeah yeah, yeah,
I have nothing around here. Anyway, let's move on. Stop
not stop, all right. So here's the thing. Okay, listen,
all right.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Give me one of those hueles to see if they
can chug it you.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
No, no, no, that's not a thing. All right. So
what I'm saying is that sometimes I get generous, but
you do get very No. That's why I don't think
i'd be a good dad. No, you'd be a great No,
because I would spoil the fuck out. Like what do
I do with the cats? Everyone tree king king treats?

Speaker 8 (55:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I treat living things in my vicinity with praise and
with gifts except for me. And that's yes, I did
you know, not my talent.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Your talent. Yeah that's interesting, Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yes, congratulations, dude. I'm offering you my services for being
a talented okay, and I accept your talent as well,
And that's a gift.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I give you so much more than that, exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
That's my point, all right, Yeah, Because your point is
that how come you don't give me a gift for
your fucking birthday? What did I get you?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
I got you a fucking golf fucking one time? Fuck
you something real this year?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
All right? What do you want? What you want to know?
What I want?

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I want to know what you want?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Something big? Okay, to suck on, give me a sour
ball to suck out.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah, I can't suck on those sorrow balls. But my
point is this, all right, So what you're saying to
me right now, ladies, is I'm being too generous with you.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
You.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, you need to stop the generation.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
It stops everyone here right now, it stops here.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
And now this is the problem.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
No more cash.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Because little nieces nieces are you are oh so sweet
and they're so nice. But then what they're really doing
is they're pulling, they're manipulating you to give them more money.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Now, I've never never sound like here's here's another thing
that I heard last night. If I just may while
we're at it. Okay, don't like your attitude right now,
by the way, that little face you dead bullshit? Okay,
so don't scare me. What did you do the other night?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
You scared my wis Where.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Did you do? What are you talking about? Slow down?
What are you saying?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
He was being a little way.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I'm sorry, guys, So just by me being alive and around,
you're scared you. Oh he did.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
We waited for so long.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
He was just crawled up in the corner and he
was waiting for you to go up. And he screamed
at me when I got up the stairs, and it
was creepy.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
All right, Okay, but when I say this, don't do
it back.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
No, Well, it's gonna know. There's gonna be no retribution.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yeah, because it was. I should have known, because I'll
tell you why. I should have known. All the sides,
all the signs were there for me to know. So
usually when I walk into the house, I come home
around midnight to one in the morning, right, yeah, and
the dogs are in their room. So I have four
dogs sleeping. No, they go hog wild when I walk in,

(57:40):
but they don't never let him out. Right, But last
night I opened the door and they're just out roaming around,
roaming around, and I look into their room. First of all,
they all share one room. Three people like sardines. Yeah,
I mean talking about almis DoD. I mean it's like,
how do you sleep in that room?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
We have the Japanese like floor, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
We just share it all and then somebody gets the couch.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Don't you have another fucking room?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yeah? But it's getting redone.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
And also and the bathroom broken.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Why is it broken?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Because IM getting remodeled, but I can't get it remodeled
until they completely move out.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Because you think you need to.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Actually, I can get it remodeled now since you guys
live downstairs. It's a lot though, who cares, but it's
it's like a lot of people in the house, a
lot of animals. It's like a lot. I have seven outs. Anyway,
let's get to the So the dogs are out. I
look in the room, they're not there. And for some reason,
I was just like, oh well, and I just walk
up the stairs completely dark on this you know what
I mean, on my the second floor of the house, right,

(58:44):
and then your mom whatever you know, which is like,
you know, not a boo or ah like like like
a like a Filipino ghost. Yeah, and it scared me
a bit, right, Yeah, so all right, let's continue this game. Yeah,
the scare game.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
It's not a competition, Yeah, it's not. How much longer
is this living situation going to be.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Like this indefinitely? Probably? Really? Yeah? Like when do you think?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Yeah, either I leave you too soon you go back
to the Philippines when on the twelveth, Wow?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Soon?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
And then you when do you know when you come back?
You don't Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
But the cola wants her to come back on September
September and then go to Hawaii again.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
These kids are living like a fan.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
I understand. And now that you graduated, I'm free.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
You're free, so you might come back September. Yeah, September eleventh.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Maybe it's a great holiday for us. Yeah, have you
heard of September eleventh? What happened that day?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
You know?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
No, I don't tell us what happened out now, we
don't know because we were in a coma, both of us. Yeah, yeah,
two thousand and one, we were both in a coma.
What happened? Tell us about September eleventh, So don't google it. So, yeah,
I want to see if I know it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
What happened mine eleven?

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
But what happened on nine to eleven? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
What did happen the twin two hours and stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Okay, what's interesting now because she wasn't alive for nine
to eleven. Yeah, so what she thinks happened probably didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
That's why we want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
What do you think happened?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
You guys are just gaslighting? No, you guys are like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
You guys are just gasing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Neither of you were alive for nine to eleven? So
how the fuck do you know what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
We asked mama about it and she doesn't know about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yeah, so no one knows about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
What do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Philippines like I don't know. Yeah, because Mama doesn't know
anything I did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
The Philippines have their own nine to eleven ever or.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
No, Well, it happens like every day there eleven there
like very bad things.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Oh, killings, killings, dark.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Day is that his name? That Darkay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Let you see that. That's that's twenty twenty one terrorists
incidents in uh North To buses were bombed and torched.
In September. Eight persons were wounded and explosion at a
volleyball court and Dot Bayang.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Yeah, why do you when you say the name, why
do you do and you say it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
I know, it's like when someone like a white person
comes back from going to Mexico.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah, like, oh my god, I loved my.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Time in Mako.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Yeah, it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Yeah, Bruce and I had a lot of fun and yeah,
you know you know what the irony of this is. Yeah,
these motherfuckers, foreigners get mad at us when we don't
do it. That's the fucking irony with you fuckheads. Yeah
on the internet. You know how many dickheads I've seen
on TikTok being like it's Iran, it's not Iran. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey,

(01:01:49):
So what do I wanted to I want the girl's
advice on something. Fancy is going away to Spain, so
we need to replace him because we don't have anybody
at the studio and we asked for spam and yards specifically, right,
is that right? And we got submissions of Spaniards that
are gonna replace him, and we want you guys to
help picking somebody from this list. Can you do that?

(01:02:09):
Fantastic First impressions Bob nice Nose.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I like the Adrian Brody bye vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I love it too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah like he you know he went through like a war. Yeah,
I like it. Go ahead, let's see.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Friends Podcastamo said here, I am living in Hollywood, but
I am from Fain, specifically Catalan. He's lying, but I
also grew up in Malaga. I would love to be
your newestpaniard on podcast. I I'm just kidding, bro, I'm Indian,
I do live in la I am the comedian. I'm

(01:02:44):
funny as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I love your podcasts. Pause what he's trying to do.
He doesn't know what the job is. We're not looking for,
you know what I mean, a guest.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
That's a guest.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, we're looking for someone that's gonna work behind the scene.
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Who we got on our submissions? This is Andres.

Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
Hello, ols, my name is Andres. I heard you guys
were looking for and I am selling my submission. And
one thing is I'm actually not from Spain. I'm from Columbia.
But I think it's the next best thing because we
have cocaine. So yeah, I think I would make a
good job of filling in for the oil Andres because

(01:03:24):
I can make quirky comments every episode, and you guys
can tell me to shut the fuck up. And so yeah,
Bobby Andrew, I love you guys. I've been watching you
for years.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Our positive I actually high up. I don't know if
he's from Columbia. He's I think he's putting on an accent. Again.
I think he's another liar. But I but the piece
that I'm now arguing with myself with this is clearly
done on an Android, So I'm like, he could be
a foreigner. This is not an iPhone Android to the
video qualities. Odd, it's different than what we're used to,

(01:03:55):
by the way, usually better real video quality and Android
this looks strange something. So it means that the conversion
switch when he got to an iPhone.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Can I defend him?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
I like him because he's just like Andrea's and this
sense not only to be offended by it, but he's
not sexually threatening, right, I don't want it's something very asexual.
I mean they're like nothing like Barbie. There's nothing down
there ken, I mean yeah, yeah, it's just the smooth sailing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Okay, So then he's high. Yeah, and he doesn't come
to at the end of this and say, I'm just kidding.
I'm American rights. Wait wait, have a hot streamed fucking.

Speaker 10 (01:04:33):
Scrubbed through them?

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
What does that mean?

Speaker 10 (01:04:35):
Because I love the discovery.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
For us, it's like breathing your job.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
We need two submissions. We got to get rid of
this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
What are we doing with you anymore? What are we doing?
Should we fire him to and get two new people
in the booth?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Well what you today? Sat? Or should we bring him only?
Because and I go, really and you got we got
to bring them right and I'm always like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Really, someone's got to shoot the show. He's got to
shoot the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Don't you love mccoon to do? Andrew?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
I fucking hate him lately. He's pissing me off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
And you like mccon, I like you like maccon? Why
do you like him?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
You guys like him?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
What do you who like better? Mcone or EJ? Be
real right now, go fast fast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
We like that. We love that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Hung out with macon and his friends and oh my god,
they're so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Wait when the fuck did that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
The fuck did that happen?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Because McCone wanted to buy a dress for like filming
something for me, so we hung out and then, oh
my god, his friends.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Are just so cool?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
When cool?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Fuck was this?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Before they left? We went to the Silver like flea
the flea market.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah, and we've never been there, so we were like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
You were there too? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Wait wait stop, stops, you might you might get fired.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
My blood is Oh, let me get the stray. Okay, Yeah,
you met him at the flea market. Here's the address
his house? What so you have his address?

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
So you bring the prius to his house and then
do you go? All right, I'll follow you in the
car or do you guys get in one car? Oh
my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
And then did you go inside his place before?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
His place is so cool?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Oh really very And did he go do you want
to move in there? Why don't you move so much?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Who's the bed bouncy? No?

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Okay, did a tour of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
By the way, what do you mean tour? It's one room?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Yeah, it's literally one. This is the corner of the
room because the other corner of the room.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Two more corners.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's so fun. Oh that's funny. So
then you went to the flea market to get one car.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
To dress for a sketch. That sketch, you sketch, you
guys shot? Yeah, and you got a dress and you
bought the dress. So he's buying her dresses.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
And then and don't okay, I'm gonna ask you another question.
Is there other things you did? Like a coffee run?

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
He bought a coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Before we got there. He was like, do you guys
want coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Where'd you guys go? Let me guess, Alfred, No.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
They no these over on his side of town. Oh
I see, yeah, so you go, where'd you go no, no,
he went to probably Stereoscopic Yeah yeah, yeah on Sunset
Yeah yeah, that's yeah, No, I know it's the indie place.
Yeah it's actually it's a hipster the neighborhoods.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah, they're so cool like his friend group. Yeah I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yeah, mother you no, no, dude, because he's twenty five.
Oh yeah, she's twenty three. Also say the same age
of losers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, same.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
So I feel like a loser compared to him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
You are, but he is too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
I think I would have to say that you're a
bigger name.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I used to think you were so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Yeah, what do you mean this is not cool? Yeah,
it's not cool. Here's another thing that bothers me. Then
not thank you for bringing this up. You're welcome, man,
yeah's bothering you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Yeah twice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, because I've been noticing my own parts and you
would ignore them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Well, because we were in a groove yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
And then I thought, if he does it again, I
will say something, but it's got to be out of
the context.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
So I just want to say so as one's coming,
I want to Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Isn't that nice to me? I thought we're in a
comedic groove. Don't want to break the group.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah, I just that one bothered me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Yes, when I just was gross.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, here's another thing that your sister
revealed to me last night. Don't look at her like that. Whoa,
I think what I think you get. I think you
get recognized more than you admit you get recognized.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
True, I don't think you know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
That's today again. Yeah, at the beach. What happened.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
One was asking her if we were leaving here, leaving.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
For parking, and then I was like, no, we just
got here. And then wait, you're rudy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yeah okay, and then the Hamburger place the other day too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
And you're getting recognized. Now, that's going to be fucking I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Mean saying, but you get recognized every day now, not
every day in Hawaii anytime. No, not one time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
No, the Hawaii is different.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
There was one time, but you could tell the dude
wasn't a local.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Yeah it was a white guy. Yeah, a main island
white guy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Okay, the mainland white guy doesn't count, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
So let's go through someone another one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
So this guy's high on our tick list, right, what's
his name? Andres.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I like non section.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I'm fifty to fifty. If it's real, I'm not kidding.
I scrubbed through it this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Pause out, Oh lah, may I'm what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Give him a chance?

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
I would like to be the new Spaniard in the booth.
I lived in Spain for thirty three years and now
I live in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Pause if you guys, he's under thirty three? And why
the fuck is his shirt off? Why in the fuck
is this guy in bed with his shirt? You couldn't
put a shirt on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
When you're doing a And then what serial killer does he?
Roman Joe?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
That's I thought it was gonna come out when he
first started talking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
It doesn't exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
That's the thinking about coming over there to the booth
and being it. And by the way, all this being said,
high on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
The list, Oh you think so short off? I think
that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
He's funny, he's cool. I like him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
I think that's that's the thing about our fans that
people don't get. We like him when you're fucking weirdo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Yeah, we like weird.

Speaker 10 (01:10:45):
Top ship high bad friends, it's lou Briton.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Pause out, Yeah, what are you going to build as
a gazebo, Like, what are you gonna do for us
a new deck at my house? Yeah? Yeah, what's going
on here?

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
You don't need a youth pay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
I want to talk to you about the Lords play
with you. Look Xavier still here? Yeah? What is he doing? Xavier?
What are you? What are you doing? Come over here?

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
He's rocking back and forth. I got a new guy,
Xavier that's going to be on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Xavier, David, what are you doing back there?

Speaker 10 (01:11:22):
I'm just sitting I'm taking notes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Okay. Can I tell you the first time I met Xavier?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Maybe he's replacing fans, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Can I tell you the first time I met him?
It's the funniest thing I'd seen him before, but I
never really talked to him. So, I mean, fucking Vegas, right,
and Bargatzi. Nate Bargotti goes, let's go to a fucking
skank fest. So he I get in Nate's car. We
drive the skank fest, right, and then I lose Nate,
you know, and I'm just kind of wandering around and

(01:11:48):
there's an acid tent. What is this car tent? But
people were saying this is where everyone's on acid. Sure.
So I sit there next to Xavier and he's doing this.
Look you're me right, he's a guy. Later, I go,
what's up, dude? He goes nothing. I go, yeah, high.
He goes liscinating right, like no information. I seen you

(01:12:12):
at the start. He goes like like kind of breathing,
like just tripping ball tripping his balls off.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Well, how many tabs do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
We?

Speaker 10 (01:12:22):
I did one, but it was really strong, and I
feel like at the point where we all were like, dude,
like it's really starting to fucking hit us right now,
Bobby Lee just sits down next to me and I
did I froze up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
He was breathing loud. I go, what's your problem to that?
I guys, this is what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Xavier? Do you are you? Do you use a lot?

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
You're not a big drug user.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
No.

Speaker 10 (01:12:45):
When I'm like around, like certain friends like we'll go, yeah,
who are you with that? That night hormost?

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
She can call living acid.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
If there was a chance for us to have you
on the show on Acid on the show, will you
do that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
No, dude, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
You can't do it on camera. You'd freak out.

Speaker 10 (01:13:03):
I don't know that i'd freak out, but I have
to like drive here like I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
We'll get you uber you here. We'll get maybe three
drops of acid, three hits three. Yeah yeah, remember to
record this and then sit down right and we'll uber
you're back.

Speaker 10 (01:13:16):
We'll get Sarah's podcast. That's kind of like how we
did it. Who's Kim is that you were on it?
That's how I first met you, this bitch, this bitch
Kim and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I don't remember. I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
But okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Yeah yeah, talk closer to the mics.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Okay, we're excited. You're gonna we're gonna you're gonna be
with us for a little bit on the show.

Speaker 10 (01:13:38):
Yeah, that's gonna be an.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Yeah, all ze does stand up to right.

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was doing there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I was on the show. Oh yeah, it shows don't
be a dick, at least at least Saviy or King
go up on stage and walk through that fear you
piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
I gotta tell you something. Yeah that was ice cold.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
So we're going to Spain.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
We're gonna go to Spain to shoot a movie for Fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yeah, so Fancy is directing a movie. It's oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Yeah, you're hey whatever that I was canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
It is, it should be, it should be. But he
I guess, thank you. Yeah, he got like oil money
or something somebody. Yeah, it's funding it. I don't know
how you got the money, cartel, cartel. But we are
going there, but booking the flights three days. And this
is a really big test. I want to know what
he's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Like on set as a director. I'm beyond excited.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Yeah, and I want to know if you listen to
his notes, I'm fine. I think I could. I think
if you gave me a direction, I'd be like, Okay, Andrea.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Shut the fuck up, you liar. You're not taking any
notes from him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Fuck, I'm king note, brother, bro, I go let me
do an adjustment. That's why I say on movies all
the time, I'd like to do the adjustment.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Well, let me tell you something right now. If you
have an adjustment, can you learn good line? I'll tell
you something right now. I'm not taking any of your
fucking notes. You can shove them up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Your ass, Andrew. I think what if you said, Andrew,
I think slow the line down, you know what I mean? Yeah,
because you know people really grasp it. It's a serious
would you say, is that what you want me to do? Action?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
We're gonna gets the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Polar you give me a note, Bob. Hold on, dude,
do you say cut cut?

Speaker 7 (01:15:33):
Cut?

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Cut?

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
On this scene? Can can you be more emotional? It's
an emotional scene?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Action? Yeah, he died.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Perfect you think so? Well, we're gonna cut you out
of the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Thank you for your submissions. I don't think we found
anybody yet. We'll keep searching.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
The undressed is good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Congratulations on your once again fantasy fueled life of journeyness
to Hawaii. Both of you girls, I've never met people
have gone to Hawaii so for months at a time,
the living vacation. And by the way, all your fault.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Well, I mean all I don't fund their flights or
their hotel rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
In a way, I guess you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Your graduation gift was really nice. What was it the place?

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yeah, I said, I gave you a fucking debut in
Hawaii on a beach. Yeah. And did I pay for
the house to Yeah? I wasn't even at that I
wasn't even at the house.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
You're the only guy I know that doesn't even know
what he's paying for. You have no idea. Yeah, I'm
because you'd be the greatest partner.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
I showed up. I'm like, oh, this is pretty cool.
Who's funding it? You are? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Yeah, and I brought all that. That was a you know,
what can I say about that day? You were there too?
That weekend was I think one of the greatest weekends
of my life in a long time. Tell you I
just said it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Go on, explain why what made it so special?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I don't know. It was just the shows went well
Friday and you know all you know, I brought three
openers from the comedy Store, Yeah, Mike, Arianna and Ramsey Badawi.
Everyone was at the beach right and then Kalila and
that side of the family was there. It was just

(01:17:26):
everyone kind of got along. It was like, you know, beautiful.
You know, it was just a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah, beautiful. It made you feel something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Yeah that it's not over.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Well, let me tell you something, every single week of
my life with you on this the greatest week you think,
I don't mean it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Yeah, but but before when I go. You know what
I mean. I'm the gift to you. You're the gift
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
You're the gift that keeps on giving you, the gift
that the kids on speak to me too. I'm the
gift that keeps on giving me, And you're the gift
that I that someone else already got me. So I'm
gonna pretend like I love it, but I'm gonna regift
it to somebody. I want you, I want you to
I love you. The girls look at the camera and
sign off.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
You know what to do.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Thank you for being a bad friend.

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