We Go To Flavortown w/ Guy Fieri

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
B two are bad friends?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Were these two idiots?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Asian? Dude?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
You too are disgusting YouTube or something?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Bad friends?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Monkey philosophy?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
You know he was giving me.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
He was giving me monkey philosophy.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Who was giving you monkey philosophy? What Toto right there?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Dude from Wizard of Oz? Give us some monkey philosophy. Dude,
it's really helpful.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
What give me a monkey philosophy? Don't you're sick again?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
The guy every time he was in Today's he goes,
he goes. You suck when you grab, when you grab
one branch, don't let go.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
No, only grab this one brand when you like what
is it?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I said, you don't let go of that branch before
you grab that next one. Yes, that's what I know.
That's all monkey philosophy.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I love monkey philosophy.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hey, it was there. I love monkey philosophy. Last night, Bob,
I watched the Disappearance of the Girl from the Cruise Ship.
Did you watch this documentary already? No?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I only watched the one with the Asian people in it,
the one that could disappeared at that hotel, remember, and
they found out in the water tank.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh I love that?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I only only Asian girl disappearances, I
do okay? Was she white?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
She's a white?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, don't tell me about it because I'm gonna watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Amy Bradley, It's fantastic. Okay, it'll drive you nuts, it
will it will drive you nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Did she end up in a tank?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
She? Uh, I only watched it. Ends up in a
water tank. She ends up on a tank. They forced
her to be in the army after this. Wow, she's
got the haircut.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah. I don't want to go. I don't want to
rip on her because I I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Know if you don't know if she's that's funny or dad.
It's so conscious of you. No, I'm very fun mindful
about things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I gave you.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I gave you so many compliments this morning on that show,
and we talked about you very wholeheartedly about you being.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Verry goes and goes again about the lud.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You're my best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I love you too.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, no, look at me, look at me. China was
your last meal? But they did they start your life meal? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
What was your last meal?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
But honestly, dude, yeah, you're so illiterate, it's crazy. But
you have a little red did you drink a little?
Am I red because I was in the sun? I'm orange?
Butohol the last met?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
What was your last meal?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
How quickly will I shift you back to Spain?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Pig?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You want to go back to Spain?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Pick?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you hear his cough? Do you hear him literally
sick coughing in the booth?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Did you get COVID or what?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, dude, perfect comedic timing. That's like when my dog
farts and stares at me.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
When did you get it?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You have COVID again, there's no doubt. When did you
get this? Like a few days ago?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
So we're gonna get sick.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know it's so junior. You suck, you suck. He
shows up to the show sick. Look ahead, you look terrible.
I want to share everything. Pick Pig, Yeah, I hate him.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
No wonder monkey philosophy.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, oh monkey flu stuff. He's got monkey give us
another monkey philosophy?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Idiot? Well, I just learned something. I would date him.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
There's this new trend called shrek him.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
He's trying to segue into a clip that to me.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I respect, I don't like it. I respect, Okay, shreking
is going viral? Now, what is shreking. Shrekking describes the
act of dating down on purpose. The idea is that
you pick someone you believe is less attractive than you
because you think they'll be grateful, worship the ground you
walk on, and never hurt you. They're saying that the
girls are shreking you. You're Shrek, my gee, your little

(03:47):
Asian Shrek shrickle? Did you all shrickle?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, well you know what you know?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I have awaited so wrong. Oh there is a moment, dude,
Asian Shrek was way better than Scott Shrek. Donkey, what
don't care? Stop up praying around the donkey. That's you.
They're you're shreking you do you? You get shrecked? Okay,

(04:16):
all right, stop it, guys. Well the bit is over.
That's not funny.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Let me get this straight.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Bobby gets women that are in his league because they're
beautiful and so is he. So that's not funny.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
So you're saying that. Okay, let me just let me
get this straight. You're saying that human women, right, I
think that I'm some sort of mythological creature kind of,
and they're dipping down.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're not dipping down, they're choosing using lower lower so
because they know you'll be a wonderful, grateful, appreciative.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
And I believe that women are attracted to me though.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's what Shrek says.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
What I'm saying, how do they get juice?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
How do they get How does the juice occur?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's worth a squeeze, baby?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Uh money, Yeah, he's the school. Yeah, he's got the money.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, you know what, Okay, I'll date down there. I'll
date my across and I will date fling thing. You
know what I mean, some four foot two you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Ugly fling fling. Yeah, whatever, dude, whatever you said.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, whatever you said, dude, Because you know what, we
got off on the wrong foot. I'll tell you that
I came in here positive. Dude, I mean supporting your philosophies.
You know what I mean. Listening to your last meal.
I asked you a couple of times your last meal.
You ignored me, and now you rip on the way
I look. And it's not a really good way to begin.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
First of all, I can't talk about the last meal.
The episode doesn't come out yet until when this comes out.
Second of all, I didn't rip on you the guys
in the booths.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Did you laughed like you when I fell on those
fucking blades?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was funny, Yeah, it was funny. Okay, the guy
brought up a funny beat. It's a funny beat. What
is it not a comedy show anymore? What are you
mean so sensitive? What's going on with you?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Because maybe I'm ugly. Maybe I'm going through a spout
where I'm looking in the mirror. Do you think, Yeah,
I'm thinking about getting work done. I'm thinking about getting
work because of this kind of fucking ship. Dude. All right,
I'm gonna get the boat dog my eyes bigger, you know,
I mean a chin thing like brad pant. I'm gonna
do the whole thing. Now you did that. Yeah, Now
I'm gonna look all fucked up.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, all right, thanks.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, you know I got out of Zimbi because people
said I was fat.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
You look great.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah. Now I'm gonna do something with my face and
you'll look better.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Dude, you're proving the point we're bullying you into being better.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'll do it. No, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it all.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think you're good the way you are.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm doing it all. I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
The point is I never called you fat roll the clip,
I never called you fat. Yeah, I don't want you to
get worked done. And if I don't think I'm a
fucking hot person.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Have a little penis you say? You say that, No,
you've said that to me before. It is No, it's not.
It's fine, it's very good.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's very good. As a little rude. You're out of pocket.
You have a regular rass stick.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, but to call it, you know what I mean
the way you call it, toky the funk.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Your dumb dumb tokey the dum dump you call tokey
the dumb dumb.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, number two. So no, you've called me fat before.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Have I I never heard that? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh here we go. Wow a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh bro, everything is a conspiracy man.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
So anyway, talking to the crew outside, and I won
a little debate there and the outside.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
What was the debate, Well, they had some Lord of
the Rings.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Tattoos on their bodies, which is nerdy.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You've like nerd ship.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm nerdy too, And I gave them trivia questions about
Lord of the Rings and they answered them quickly.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, they all knew the they were hot on the
l O t r uh.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah. The first question I asked was, what was I
can't even talk right now because of the Struk thing.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, Shrek hit you that hard.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's one beat.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it's one joke. Yeah, but when you're going through
like I'm ugly already in my mind you're not, I know,
but in my mind you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Trickle tuna. So I asked the guys outside, get it
the donkey?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
What was?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
We have a bull to dicisso stop bullying donkey? All right,
what are you talking about? The Shrek? The donkey is
Also I asked, did you did you see Ki drew
Ski and white Body. It's the greatest thing I've ever

(08:38):
seen in my fucking life. Drewski, who we love, who's
trying to get on this show. He did white body,
not white face. He became a white dude, went to
NASCAR and was like, God, bless America.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Dude, he looks white.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's unreal. That's amazing. He's honking at people, Dude, a
black guy walked by. He spit on. He's this guy.
He's so funny. Drewski maybe is the funniest guy on
the internet right now.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, can you Can I do white?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You can? Yes, you should do white body? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Who honestly, we should, we should, and you should be
a different color. M yeah, yeah, a color that's hard.
I know, A color that that's not gonna get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, which what's that?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's just a tan Mediterranean man.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, too close? What You're right on the line, I know.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
But you could just say I'm from your knuckle.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You're walking on a lake in April.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's Africa walking.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
You're walking on a frozen lake in April. April. And
it's just a little too late. Icy, it's too late late.
The ice is gonna crack, right, yeah, like, get off
of the get off April. It's a little too late.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
For Well, if I go white, what can you do?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I can be like you. I can be your white
best friend and we can say wild ship to people.
Yeah when we go out in public.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well, what's wrong with our society where you can't dress
up in blackface? No, you could be an Indian guy.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You want to, I should give you a history book.
Oh yeah, yeah, to blow your mind.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I could give you. You could be how about this,
you can be Korean and I allow you to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
If I'm with you, I could yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
But also that'd be funny if he was Korean face.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, we'd have to we'd have to have you set
up the clip, like you'd have to be like, yeah, yeah,
this is my best friend, my best friend, we're doing
the thing.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
I'm forcing him to do this. Yeah, you quit the podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
You just got my mom At gunpoint, you're like, do it, yeah,
do it. Yeah, No, we don't need to do that. Okay,
that's for him. He did a great job.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I just always wanted to do my face.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
But give me the l O t R trivia you
wanted to diverge. I'm so excited about it.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Okay, I feel like the time has passed.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
No time is now?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay. Well, I asked, uh, what was Aarragorn's street name? Oh?
It's yeah. Do you know the answer? Do I? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Do I?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah? What is it?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
No? What THEU strider Strider road?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I don't know his last name in it?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh street name? I thought you meant like what street
he lives on. I was like, I don't know where house.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
No one knows where Aragon lives.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Well that's a big flaw. This year in Gondor, now
what part of Gondor Because there's two nice.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Main Street next to the McDonald's behind the Star Bar.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It's actually a bad part of the city. Yeah, so
this to Gondor, We've got to clean. A second question I.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Asked was what did what did Gollum stay to Frodo
and Sam WUIs Gant when they're going through the swamps?
What did they don't follow the lights? Okay, and then
that's all six listeners, and then they asked me some
and then they and then they stomped me. Right, I

(11:39):
forgot even what there is. But then I said that
Dominic Manhattan texted me this morning.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Did he really? What did he say? So? You lost
something and you made up for it with celebrity with
Carlos Carlos Hey, Dominic Monahan texted you yeah, huge, Yeah, right,
famous factor. So whenever these fans do this bullshit about
me in Hollywood, it's like, dude, you guys don't even
know this guy's just quiet about his bullshit and he

(12:05):
brings it out on me. So what I should do
is start investing nerds.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
They tried to bury me. When nerds try to bury you,
what do you have to get to fight back?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
With Hollywood. What are you talking? What are you that's
about philosophy too? Oh that is like that. Stop putting
your hand up like that. It's weird. It's not stop.
Ye dude, you're so close.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
But yeah, Dominic Monaghan, shut up.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
The people that you hang out with?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh really, Dominic man, who do I hang out? I
don't hang out with anybody.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Gimme last night.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I did his television show Kimo last night. Fucking great.
He loves you. He literally loves you. That guy fucking
loves you.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
That was you last night. That was me amazing. You
didn't do the big suit thing.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's funny, you know what, the you know what, the
you know what. The biggest joke of this is, so
we bought the big suit. Mccon, you got to return
it for me. Okay, we bought the big suit and
then I decided it just looked like it didn't work.
So then I called Blake Griffin true a true.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Bit talk about Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, I knew that's the comments Hollywood. Yeah, they're gonna
make you do this when you do a fu I
will on Hulu ta I will not do it.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh you won't you?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I will not do any legacy media. Why because I'm
gonna just do my ecosystem good for because I'm in
the man of the people.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Man of the people. Yeah, and you will see you're
a man of the people.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I'm a fucking cult leader.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
What are you talking about? You're a man of the
people who complains about not getting the perfect first class
seat on a fucking flight and bitches about the hotels
that we stay at when they're not as fancy as
they should be. You're a man out right, I mean
it people.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
You liar Macon.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, an ore of the people, ogre of the people.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
You know how the ship I've been getting about that?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
What that? What do you talking about?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Being in fifty two b Yeah, well we put it out.
We did it on this show.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I know. You know how much fucking should I been
getting about that?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
So you're not a man of the people. Stopp lying?
I lied, stopped lying. I'm thank you. I'm a liar.
No legacy media for you. Well, I want to do
Jimmy Kimmel, it's here and I had a wonderful time.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Tell me what happened.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well, the reason I did it? Well, look that was
Blake Griffin's suit. I thought it'd be funny to borrow
a six nine guy suit because that was funnier than
the one we bought. It ended up kind of fitting.
I was like, what the fuck that's the suit? That
is a Blake Griffin suit. Oh wow, actually suit and
that pin I'm wearing. Why this was special to me,
very truthfully, is that was an uncle Frank Pinn who
died passed away. His uncle Frank was on the show
and Uncle Frank saw me eighteen years ago do stand

(14:43):
up and told me I was dog shit but I
was going to be good one day. And I told
the story on the show and he invited me to
see Kimmel when I was a kid, and I met
him eighteen years ago on the show and his uncle Frank,
who now has passed away, who was a big piece
of the show, is the first time I ever got
to go there. It was like a beautiful it was
actually it was a beautiful moment, real club. I was,

(15:05):
I mean, it's not not not being facetious. It was
a beautiful moment in time. And I thought it was
a really cool, full circle moment for me to be
able to do that. Yeah, I know you're mocking it
because you don't take anything serious, because you know, that's
why you're a sad, little fucking troll, You little Shrek,
that's why you're a sad little fucking Shrek. Do it,

(15:31):
do it. Your insecurities are so fucking bleeding through your
little eyes. You can't tell one sweet story without this
little fucking filthy noodle being like, let's mock it. So funny, dude,
you're funny, fake laugh, fake laugh. Oh oh, get over it.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh so fun Oh I'm so good. It's so good.
I'm so good.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
That happened. Yeah that I told a sweet story about
sweet story. It really is sweet. It was.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, Wow, you have a video.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I want to go toe to toe. Let's go, let's hit,
let's hit. You want to go fucking stroke for stroke, dude,
I'm on fire. I'm in sixth gear. Your car doesn't
even go this fast. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Thanks, I'm sorry, we're That was bad. That was bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I love sorry that, you know, come on, okay, I
love you so much.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah it was. You know what's so funny about doing
legacy media stuff? It is funny that I did think afterwards,
I thought God, our show is so much more fun.
We can say whatever we want. We don't have to
think about it. We can like be fucking you're thinking
the whole time you do it.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I've never done that. I mean the only time I've
done panel is when I did the Tonight.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
And Chelsea Chelsea. What you did Chelsea lately? Yeah, but
that's not this, that's panel.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
That show is fucking sh the highest rated show at
the time. Are you out of your mind? That show
it was more famous than these shows by far, Chelsea
had millions of viewers.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Okay, done this.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You remember that?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I never This is the first time I've ever done it.
I've never done panel. I've never done couch. Really no,
I've literally never done I did. Jim Carrey did it
with me one time we promoted I'm dying up here.
It was his and I was guesting on it. I've
never done it on my own.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, but you've done it, No, dude, Yeah, you did
it with Jim Carrey.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
No, what I'm saying it was Jim Carrey was on
and we were like with him. He did it like
we were there. I didn't me on the show.

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Bob introduced our International Chef Okay, Culinary Legend, Superstar, Superstar,
the King of Flavortown, Flavor Town, Ladies and gentlemen. It's guy, everybody.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
You don't know how long we've been waiting. This is
I've been waiting for two weeks. This is a moment
in our life that we will cherish forever. You know,
I watch you every day at my house. You're on
my TV, whether it's guys, grocery games, whether down or
driving to die, You're on my TV right now. My
dog watches you at night. We love you, dude.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I love you dog pacifier.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
No, the dog loves the show because we leap it
on when we leave the house. We go leave the
TV on for noise. Yeah, and the dog likes to
watch it.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'm a little bit more like you. I go to
I mean, I don't put my dog to bed with
me in that sense that sounded so weird.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, do you know I'm scared to death of coming
in here with you too?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Why?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Why?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Because of what everybody else in the world says, including
my sons Hunter and Ryder. They're just like you know,
these dudes like go everywhere. There's like nothing they don't touch,
there's nothing they will try.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, you don't you touch everything?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I touch it all. Yeah, you fond will touch everything.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I don't. Yeah. Yeah, I teed that up for you.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
But you know what, we we cater. We cater, like
look at the Lincoln using right. We cater right to
make you comfortable, right to the guests.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
We did our mies on plus to make sure, yeah,
that everything was the way that you wanted it to be.
We wanted to be comfortable. You brought your crew, your
family to us. Now you're a part of the bad
Friend's family. We've been a fan.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
We've been a few plating it up for you.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
We've been plating it for you. And here's the appetizer. Bobby,
show your buttle.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, it's getting you want to see my butt hoole?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah? Show him? Dude?

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Justin Kate, do you want to see my buttole? Guy,
he's never seen you know what. Let's go to commercial
break and then talk about that.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah yeah is that no? No dude, but well, look
I'm gonna pass.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
He's gonna I'm gonna you know what's rude.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'll tell you this, right, if you cook me food,
I would not pass.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well. I think that in your butthole are two different things.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You know. It's Klamari.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, you don't like Kalamari's kind of a different Calimar.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Okay, fine, I.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Do want to make one mention about feeling welcome and
everything because the porno chair that I'm sitting on, Yeah,
it smells like tropatone.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Really. Yeah that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well we got these from Adidious State Sale, so these
things are fresh. Yeah, right off the block. You want
some lube because we have a lot. So I'm sitting
in it right now.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, you see, you're moisturizing with it. Get I get
your garbage pale nachos from gold Belly, so good. Yeah,
if I have a little party.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Trash can.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
But that's what Yeah, it's okay, I mean no, he's
from in Korea. They call him garbage.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
So. I wanted to be prepared and make sure that
I had seen everything that I'm supposed sae. I follow
a lot with TikTok and I get the extras, but
my my sons and my my admin, my guy Ian
show me all kinds of clips. It is just amazing
that you two have not killed each other.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
He almost did five minutes ago, but I want to
hear about that.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
But one of my favorite was the gong.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh yeah, it's hidden in the back. I just would
really like one gong moment if I could still have.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Wow, Okay, you're not an ally. Then yeah, no, I am.
I just you know what the gongs were. It's an
atal gong. You're gonna see my buttthole. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
You know how scared I was.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
You're gonna show me.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
He does. If you're lucky, you get to see it. Guy,
We're so happy that you are here. Yeah, and uh,
you were talking right before we started rolling about the
cigar that's in Uh is this your cigar?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Is that what I heard? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, So I'm a big cigar smoker, have been forever,
and matter of fact, it was one of the first
things when I started building my brands, and so far
I would have scars and my agents and my manager
and everybody said, now you know, your little sister passed
away from from cancer. Is probably not a real good topic,
and so forth did. No, she didn't. She died in
fortunate she can't when she was a little kid, and

(24:01):
then she and then she got it older when she
was thirty eight, but lived a great life and she
has an amazing son that we got to help, just
graduated law school. But no, so I'm a big scar
fan my grandfather's cigars. So I met a guy am
Eric Espinoza and he said to me right off the bat,
I don't want to make a celebrity branded cigar. And
I said, well, great news, because I don't want to

(24:23):
make one either. I just want to make badass cigars
of the level that I like cigars. So it's called
my whole company is called knuckle Sandwich. But that's what
we called them, a knuckle sand Knuckle Sandwi cigars side.
Do you smoke cigars?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
But can you leave?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I will absolutely, I love to try.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
In fact, I'm gonna brand them and I'm gonna send
them to you with your with your logo on. I
will make him really sick.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Where do you get the tobacco as a Cuban.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Nicaraguin nic So there's a big story about that about
how cigars started and.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
When they when everybody left Cuba, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
When the castro time happened, a lot of people picked
up and took the seeds with them and went to
the Dominican Republic and went to Nicaragua and so forth.
So this is all Nicaragua. And this, like I said,
this business partner Espinoza that I have is really a
chef of cigars, and uh, they're the real deal. So
this is the Hamano. This is the first one we
ever made.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
As long as the tobacco is from Nicarago. It's close
to Cuba, isn't that's right next door? But like Chinese rice.
But cigars get back, cigars.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Get a bad rap.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Cigars do get a bad rap. Why do they get
a bad rap because.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Most people don't take care of their cigars, and they'll
keep their cigars in their golf bag and they're be like, hey, man,
I got some cigars. You want to smoke them?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, they're dried. They're dried out.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
They haven't been kept in the correct humidity, which is
about seventy percent, and they get bitter and burnt and dry,
and they burn hot and xidic and they're nasty.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
And I mean, I won't smoke.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
About but if you take a cigar and you roll
in your fingers like this and it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Crackle, you probably have the right humidity.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
You get too much ahmidity where you get soggy and
it doesn't draw right. But we draw test all of
our cigars.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
You smoke cigars when they're dry, though, ever, because it's
I used to have one of those what do you
call it? Humidor either human or And then I stuck
it in a closet for years and opened back up
and there was like this really stinky cigar.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, it's gotta be done right if it doesn't smoke it.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
And it fell apart in my hands.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
You have to take care of the cigars. And that's
the biggest thing that people misunderstand is that they get
cigars given to them, and they get really good cigars,
and they'll go and not properly humidify them, and it
just they go, they go.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Away, they go to waste, but you don't waste them.
How much these retail for? This is a good price
or is it expensive?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Middle price? I mean mid mid priced, and uh, we
do a variety and this is the habana. We do
a Connecticut, We do a couple of different maduros, and
we do some special lines where we do some limited
limited offer stuff. Yeah, this is I'll get you to
the cigars because a lot of times and this is
just like with food or this could be with anything.
That could be with tequila. It could be if people

(26:51):
say they don't like it, I'll typically say, okay, tell
me when you started not liking it, Like.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
When was that like Russell sprouts, that's always one everybody hates.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't like them.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I bet you, I promise you. Well, you're Italian, you know,
I mean, come on, ye.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
I don't you know? I don't. Everybody does everybody does them?
And I'm like, I don't do I want it? I
don't even know. Do I like it?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Do I like this?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Do I like this singer? We will, we will try.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I will get you a cigar.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You are.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I love this.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Group over on the side by the way the window.
Ask away any questions you have about these idiots? Ask
away there. I mean, honestly, they're they're the muppets in
the window, and we keep them there because they're all different,
unique species. Carlos is Mexican, uh, and he's got an
ongoing war going on with UH. That's fancy be right there.
That's Andrea's and he's Spanish from Spain. And the kid

(27:41):
in the back is the pervert we found roaming the streets.
First one to shake my hand. Thanks, I reill feel
better about myself.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
And do you guys have.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Ye squirt here? Guy here? I need that that that's guy.
I need to ask you a real question because as
an avid fan, a real true avid fan. I can tell.
Not everybody can tell, but I can tell when I
do when I watch Triple D. When you don't like
the food, really, I can tell right away. Really now,
I can tell. It's based on your phrasing.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Kill me.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, okay, okay, So.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Do the voice that is out of bounds when I
know I thought it only did impressions of you. I
don't have an.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I'm gonna tell you this right now. I'm gonna tell
you this right now in front of guy fury. Dude,
that's gonna stop today because I don't have an accent. Fine, sorry,
when I was when I know, I look like.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
When I know that you don't like something, okay, when
I know that you're not as into something on Triple D,
you quickly kind of go through it. You go yeah, great,
and then you make the process you make this in
which you move quickly through it. When you compliment, there's
certain words and phrases and also your letting your your
guy language, your vernacular. You use right shifts when you're
not as much into the food. And I can tell

(29:03):
true Triple D fans no, and I'm not gonna call
anything out but I see it. I know it, and
I can feel it when I go I'll literally turn
to my wife, Ago, he doesn't like it, you're literally
just you just broke into something, neigh Verze. I can tell,
I can tell he doesn't like it.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I know no.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, so you're a little bit right in this.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, okay. If I don't like it, you don't see.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It, right, you cut it, you cut out right, if
you If you don't if I don't like it, you
don't see it.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
There's been a few times when we've gone to some
joints where you haven't seen it, but that ended long ago.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
There's a difference between well.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
We'll take you guys. There's a difference between wait to
hold on to yea.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, I gotta make sure you throw the sh.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Again.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I'm still just getting over the fear of walking into
the dead.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Why'd you lock the door when I walked in? Just
in case? Just in case, bucked.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
The door and took my keys?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, oh thanks, By the way, to go to the bath,
and you have to have the pea key, the pee
keys because there's gonna be Calamari time later.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Okay, friend, welcome.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
To Okay, So there's it's it's kind of like you guys.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
It's it's the there's sometimes you love, times you really like,
sometimes you like, and sometimes you're okay. And and there's
a lot of things that like I see all the recipes,
I know everything that I'm going.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
To taste before I pick it all.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I picked the restaurants my team and I do. But
then I really get down to the nitty gritty and
say what I'm gonna try. So I usually know before
I get there if something is going to be in
the right space and the right in the right technique
and so forth. There's certain foods I love, certain foods
I'm okay with certain foods. Like I'm not a big
gravy guy, but I'm a huge Asian food fan massive,

(30:47):
but I'm also Italian. And everything can you make sushi?
I can make sushi.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I was.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I came down.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Matter of fact, I came down to La twenty years
ago and study sushi to open my first restaurant, or
one of my first restaurants, which was called Text with
Sobbi's Southern Barbecue and sushi wa Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I want that.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
It was one bad ass because my wife didn't like
sushi and my son Hunter and I Rider wasn't born yet.
Hunter and I love sushi and barbecue restaurants didn't really
have the so I thought, I'll make the ambiance and
the different styles of food, and I'll put in a fun, loud,
rock and roll joint.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
It's called rock and Roll Sushi Barbecue. And we kicked
ass for a long time.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I don't know, I mean when you mixed. I don't
know when you mix, like I mean, I'm going to
be a client.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
You're mixing your Korean an American. That's a mix. That's
a good man of food.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's like, hey, man, I'll take My name was Billy,
Hey believed.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I love rest ship.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
But anyway, well, what I want to say is I'll
take some barbecue ribs and get me some sashimi.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
No, it functures my stomach goes no.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
No, Just to be clear on that, you wouldn't do
the barbecue before you did the sashimi.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Can you go to a Japanese restaurant.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
It's about what you put out first.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Oh, you're right. I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
If what you put.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Out first, it's what you put out first.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh my god, you're so good.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Tell me, well, you think this guy became the mayor
of Flavor towns accident. He was voted in. He voted,
he was voted. The masses agree. You oftentimes will have
like a little bit of an appetizer, little fish something
before you have a meat dish. This is very common.
When you go out, you get it raw. You get
it raw first, and only.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Your palate is is it?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
It's more subtle.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I mean, if you go to a Japanese restaurant and
you're gonna have if you if you're amachi, you're gonna
have nea giddi, you're gonna have You're gonna have, you know,
a maki roll or whatever it may be.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Then you move in. If you go and have something
you prefer nagiri or sashimi.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
It really depends on what my car blowed is, you know.
I mean, I think when the fish is.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Fantastic, I'll have just sashimi.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
When it's good fish, I'll maybe just have a little
rights to it, right, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
But again that's a thing like how fresh is it?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Is it? The type of fish?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I'm a huge mcgodo fan.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
You know, anything in that tuna family, Where the hell
did we start with? This, we go where we're back at.
We're back at Triple D. So back to the triple
D thing.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
So sometimes you bite into something.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
It's like an it's.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Songs on an album. Compare this to a great album
that you love. Give me a great album here, Give
us a great album from your either your childhood. Give
us an album that you love a CDC.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Back in Black phenomenal?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
All right, phenomenal. Now this is kind of like dish
World for you. You see Back in Black as serving
in food and appetite, don't you.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
It's it's a it's a culmination about it. Now, I
will say that my palette has grown to love every
goddamn Black and Black song. It's that way. But when
you hear back in Black, when that you just I mean,
it invokes the party, It reminds you of all the
great things and bad things you've.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Done, and just you know, back in Black is that song? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
So it's kind of along those lines that there's certain
you'll hear an album you're one of your favorite bands
to come out with an album and you'll be.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Like, man, I love that one, Okay on that.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
But it'll grow on you. Right. So, but in the
world of Triple D, there is like lose my mind
love something like something and good with.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Something good with that restaurant still there, the one that
I didn't like. No, no, the one that with the
sushi and the and the bar and no textosobbies it's
not but it might come back one day.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Bring it back. I bring a lot of those.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
So my style of being a chef as I I
just cook what I like to eat, right, and it
drives my wife nuts. I'll come home and I'll be
on the road for two or three weeks and I'll
come back and I'll just start cooking, and She'll be like,
what are we having? And I'm like, well, don't you
want to have Philly cheese steaks and also some egg rolls.
And then I'm also gonna do some sashimi. And then
I thought, on top of that, I get some braveed oxtails.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
And then she goes, what what?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
And I go, I'm just all of these things have
been floating in my head and I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
God, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I mean, when you're eating all those things, all this,
you know, I mean, I'm gonna do another a c DC,
please do another this doesn't happen, blasting back.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Blast in the back, blasting the back the second album.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
They never really but I did buy a bootleg, yeah,
because if I if I mix them, sometimes I get
the D, the big D.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
You've got some other what's why are you laughing? Some
have the A C is not there but the DC. Yeah,
you might have some other dietary issues going on. Well,
he's so ozempic and that's restricted him a little bit.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
He's fantastic, though. Yeah, I mean I gotta give you credit. Man.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, no, but I'm just looking at you going you're
you're definitely keeping your uh well.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
He's keeping you have one?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
You have one lighter. I was trying to get to
get off his ass, get a lighter. So wait a minute,
you're you're saying, you're saying that you not I.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
He's one of the weird guy.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, how old are you?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
How do you think? Forty three?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
God?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You're a good man. No, but hold are you?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Because okay, let the man smoke. Dude, we've never had
a cigarlet in here. This is a first. It's great, great,
I love it. What are we talking? Amazing? Smart ass?
Go back to Spain. Yeah, guy, how he wants to
know how old you are? Do you do we need to?
I got forty three for fifty on the nose, fifty

(36:27):
on the nose, fifty seven.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Wow, I can't fuck it. Unbelievable, dude, Wow, thank you
for a white guy. You guys should struggle offn This
is pure white. This is the the surest form landing
and gentlemen. Guy theory is the purest form of white
you can get.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's good white.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah. In a restaurant, dude, you're high end dude, you
know what I mean? If I was at a fucking
let me say something. If I was in a white
you know, I mean robot factory and they felled whites,
you'd be the one I would buy hot.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
When would you buy me? You wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
You're in the fucking bin.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'm in the discount count.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, I got to say something. I gotta give give credit.
I come from a family of redheads. My little sister
was a redhead, so that's my dad too, my sister,
my mom's a redhead, My aunt Polly's a redhead.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Love Ian's a redhead. Love my cousin's so tons of
red heads.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I never got the red head.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
But the boys aren't your boys aren't.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
No little riders kind of a tow head. Hunter was
a towhead all at a young age. But I gotta
be honest, not there's red there's a redhead strain you're
in that is like the that's a dominant redhead.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah. I don't know why you bring so much comfort
to me, but you do. I want to thank you
very much.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I hate you know already. This is what's happening, and
now I have to choose a sign. Right, there's a
bond here. Okay, I feel a separation. You do not
feel that? Yeah? I feel it, dude. No, yeah, yeah,
yeah I feel You know what, dude, you know what
we met before we met? Yeah, we met before we met.
What is that to mean, is that's what he met
before we met? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Guy, this is this is called victim complex. This is
what he does. He plays the victim all the time,
even though there is nothing going on in them other
than me complimenting our guest saying, I actually am a
real fan. We've had people on the show that I'm
not a huge fan of.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I'm just trying to cause controversy. You don't need you
know what, I mean it's conflict.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Allry, we'll keep going.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, the conflict.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Okay, they keep going.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I feel like I'm here as a counsel, Like, should
I work together?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Let's coombay? Yeah, my parents were happies. Let's have a moment. Yeah, hey,
but listen, you're born in seventy one. Yeah, and how
did you know that? You can see it in your eyes? No,
but your age.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Difference of the two of you. I mean, now he's
going to be pissed. I thought you guys were.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, people do exactly. Yeah, I'm forty two.
It's just my physic. My mental maturity is that of
someone much older. It is very Bobby's mental maturity is
much older than that, much older than much younger. He's
a child.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
It's mister, miagh what it is? Yeah, yeah, give me
chopsticks and a fly. See what happens.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
You don't need flies?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
No, you know you know how he did that in
the movie.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
You don't need chopsticks eat flies.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I've seen you do it. Yeah, blue shoe. Oh, I'm
fifty four years old.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Now, guys, No you're not when Yeah I am?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Are you really? And you know what you still get
hard And why do you still get hard.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Because of blue Choo.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Thank you blue Choo.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
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I'm not. But is there in the food network world

(41:38):
that you're in? Is there a chef that you're just like?
I don't really like that guy. I know it is.
I don't really like that guy. Oh this is who
is it. He's like Chang, Dude, He's like, who Davi Chang?
Did Dave Jang? You don't like Dave Chang?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I see David's picture up there.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, he's up there. He's out there.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Have you ever had if with someone in in that world?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Curtis Stone? Come on, no, Yeah, I just had Curtis
on my show the other day.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I will tell you a funny thing about David and
David and I are.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
We are friends.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
As matter of fact, I have him getting ready to
come judge on one of my shows. Such an amazing chef,
an amazing chef and a chef that like you know
as chefs, And I think you guys have it the
same thing. In the world of media and podcasts and
and all that you do, you have people look at
and go, man, I wish I had that talent, or
I wish I knew that you're they're so funny or

(42:31):
they're so I mean, you're pretty hardly on the witty
line of it, and you're definitely funny on the let
it all hang out line.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
You know, you guys have.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
He was going to show you his bundle.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Well, I've never been on anybody's show that offered to
show me the leather cheerio.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
So I mean that just did is you're a new
special going to be called the leather Cheerio. Good Harry,
bubble gum Up. He gets a shaved but me no.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
So the funny thing was is I don't know that
David and I didn't know each other, and I don't
know that he always thought the most of me. But
when the pandemic hit and we did that big fund
I did a big fundraiser for restaurant workers and I
raised twenty six almost twenty seven million dollars for restaurant workers.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And I started and we gave out these five hundred
dollars grants to restaurants. So like forty five thousand restaurant
workers got these free five hundred dollars grants. Now, no
one's going to pay the rent with five hundred bucks.
But it was more about the restaurant industry getting a
recognition and a hug from somebody in the business that said, hey,
we know you're going through bad times. Tough times is

(43:39):
a horrible time for everybody, but here's a hug, here's
some money. And I just remember reading an article that
David had talked about and said, Wow, that's really a
cool thing that guy did. And we'd never really had
any interaction prior to that. But now we've talked several times.
Actually never hung out and got you know, got crazy.
But I'm looking forward to but as a chef, the
way I respect him and what he cooks and the

(44:01):
books and the food.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I sent him a picture the other day.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I had the have you got his new Ramen noodles? Yeah?
He sent it to Oh he said I had to
buy mine. Yeah, but he did tell us he goes
guy will buy.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Actually wrote I shoplifted them at the Guy's Grocery games market,
right you my best shoplifting ever.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
But I brought him and I took a picture and
I said it to him and I said they're on
the shelf.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
And he's like, that's cool. Wow, that is d That's awesome.
You know. We we love him, you know, we he
was great to us. I'm always curious because like in
our comic world. The reason I asked is because like
it's not that there's beef, but there's guys that you
just don't know that there's like a well he has
you're beef. God, you're the beef.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
God, I could throw some names and we'll cause it
fight do.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
It, we'll blank it out. Alright, you know that you
have beef. You don't have beef.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
You couldn't name one beef I have. Right now, I
can name a couple of beef for you. Okay, dude, anyway,
you're out of anyway. So yeah, the Beef Company, I
can walk. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
This is the our show. Yeah, this is why we're
in love because this, this is what brings us together,
because this is kind of the true the reason the
Jimmy Kimmel story, what that we just didn't send? Oh,
I just told the Jimmy Kimmel's story. He made fun
of me. He mocked makes that Kimmel last time. He
doesn't like legacy media. He likes our world. He doesn't
like the old world, which is ironic. He is very

(45:21):
old world, but he doesn't like it. And he was
mocking me talk about the comedy bee, I was. I
interrupted you the comedy beef.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I was saying, there's a connection between the world that
you guys work in because we've met a couple of
chefs through friends that we know, and I do know
there is a competitive nature to it, and there's always
a bidy like I don't like that that guy or
girl does it that way. I don't like that they
think that that's the way to and they kind of
have like you know, who says very controversial stuff in
the chef world all the time, jose Andres. Andres says

(45:48):
stuff like this is the only way to do it now,
watch clips, and he'll criticize when people do it some
other way. And a lot of times I agree with
him a little bit, and I'm like, this guy must
have beef, and the do people kind of not like him?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Am I wrong? Okay, Let's let's sum a few things,
o kah okay. First and foremost, if you don't have
beef in your world, if you don't have like a
judgment of things, then you're not really paying attention. Everybody
likes something and doesn't like something and so forth, And
unfortunately we've been so pasteurized as a culture. If you
say anything out of place, then definitely someone's gonna you know,
you know, then now you're gonna get you know, hated on,

(46:22):
and so forth and so on. So me, I was
raised by hippies. My mom and dad were hippy redhead. Yeah,
my parents, So we didn't really get into that. If
I have a beef, I settle the beef. I don't
really go around with drudges.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I don't have any time good for you.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
And I also don't want to carry bad energy. So
that's one of the things. When I came out of
the network. I was the first guy that kind of
came in that was just you know, going balls out
with tattoos, bleached hair, ear rings, so forth. They looked
at me like, this is the guy we want to
put on. That's why they put me on Saturday mornings
at eight o'clock. So not everybody was signing on to
my style, which is okay, because I was the new guy,

(46:55):
and that's that's the way it was. My sense of
you know, outlasted any of that. But when it comes
to someone like Chef Andreas, he is the o g.
If he wants to say the sky is pink today,
it's pink today, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
That's kinda we gotta let it go like that.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
And he has done so much that guy deserves a
Nobel Peace Prize.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
What he has done.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
My foundation, the Guy Faty Foundation, we support veterans, first responders,
first responders active military in our country. I'm a big patriot.
I love our country. That the greatest country in the world.
But Jose has taking it to another level his humanitarian
efforts that he does around the world and the way
he's been able to unify chefs from every country. I mean,

(47:40):
all I can do is.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
If the guy says the sky's pink, Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
This guy's pink.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Oh, dear friend, dear friend. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
And as a matter of fact, it was a funny
story how we became friends. Someone told me that I
offended him and I felt horrible. What because I do
believe in the respect of the general. Okay, not that
he's much older than me.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
We talk about that, but in comedy. We talk about
the eldership in comedy, and I do I respect deeply. Yeah,
we do, We really do. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Well, yeah,
I had.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Someone had said that I had offended it. So I
do you know a million people like, give me Jose's number.
Please don't tell anybody I gave it to you.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
So I finally called him. I called him like ten
times and left a message and said, Chef, I'd really
appreciate a chance to speak to you d day. So
I'm in the middle of filming. I'm doing my show.
I did a cookie show called Guy's Big Bite. I'm
in the middle filming. My phone's blown up. So finally,
in the middle of the show, I just pick it
up and I look at it and it's Jose Andreas.
I saved the number, and I'm like cut and I

(48:41):
run over to the side of my because I filmed
in my backyard, and I go Chef Andreas and he goes, yeah,
I'm sorry, I haven't got back.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I won't do my No. No, I was there.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I was. Yeah, you took me for the show. I'm
sorry I did not call you back. I'm being very
busy in traveling.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
And okay, there you go. That's so, I said. I
heard that I had offended you, and he goes, no, no, no, no,
let me explain. I had gone to his event at
the Food and Wine Festival, and when I came into
the event, I travel with a pretty big group of friends.
All my friends from growing up and all my friends
before I got on TV are still all my best friends.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
You're like the Kevin Hart of cooking people. It's true.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Brings the crew. So I bring people. I bring a
big group because I want listen.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
If I'm going to go do something awesome, I want
my friends to come and experience it.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
That's just the way I've always been. So he said,
when you came in, I wanted to come say hi
to you, but I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Get past all the people.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
And it was kind of a you know, and it
was his party. And I said, Jef, I am so embarrassed,
and I am so sorry. No no, no, no, no
it it came out of somebody had said it the
wrong way and didn't. He goes, no, I have no proble,
and he goes, but you've tried, You've called me and
and you've you And he goes, that is the most wondering.
And from then on we have been the greatest of friends.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
And I have nothing. Matter of fact, you got a text.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
That's a story. Dude.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
He's the man.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
But I'm a but I think that is something I
would rather know if somebody thinks I did him wrong
or stread him over and you know, face our face
our situations because so many times, like texting is the
worst one because you send a text, you can't put
the emotion or the expression in it. Sometimes it could
be miss it could be misrepresented, its represented, and I

(50:37):
think that I would just rather I just feel that.
Do me the you know, do me the solid and
if I pissed you off, because I'm great at doing that,
then just tell me, just tell me, and I'll either
fix it.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I don't think you could ever piss me off. I
try not to.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
I think a straight up guy sees what you get
right exactly, and I feel the same way. What you see,
what you okay? What do you see? What you get?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Sounds like you're in a brothel. You see what you get?
What you see? What you get?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
And I'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Why did he go to Fantasy Island?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Right then?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
I'm not where he's from. The plane? The plane? See
what you get?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I want to hold it because I know you guys
do your list of your top five and all the
funny moments.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
You gotta do one of the top ten. Accents maybe
you've already done it well. Accents are so good. You
know what I love about this?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
What you what you guys are doing, and thank god
you're doing it? Is you play in a free zone.
You don't pull punches and you don't hold the rains back,
and you you give people. If you don't like it, don't.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Listen to it. That's right. People don't like it.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
If you don't if you don't subscribe to it, if
you think that it's hateful or negative or demean what,
don't listen.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
But but what we're doing is I don't even think
that way. What we're doing is the way we talk to.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Each other and in back of the comedy store in
real life.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yeah, it's like I don't want to why would I
fake it?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
No, Well, I'll say this, I've always said this for years.
People may find the show, they may go that's not
my style or my flavor. But the truth really is,
when we're fucking around and talking shit to each other,
there's the love is beneath it. I imagine you come from
a world where you and your friends you talk shit,
you fuck around. So we kind of just brought that
to this thing, just because that's how we always are.

(52:29):
And I think it it wrung true because people were like, oh, yeah,
we do that. Like, I don't think they want saccerin.
They just want the real deal. Yeah, there's no Look,
it's a show. Everyone has to build a show. When
it is produced, it's a show. When you said, people
were a little off put, like, who's this guy coming
to our network? This wild dude? Where's jewelry and tattoos?
And yeah, you know what I mean. It's like, yeah,
they were fucking shocked.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
But are you a mind? What is going on with
your ants today?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Well it's just like you see see yeah, but you
bring something real. I think that's what the people like.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
And that's one of the things that I think we
need to preach more about in society is you know,
start like my read who's my CEO of my company?
Big fan of you guys, and we were talking about
he goes, you know what's so great about these guys
is they don't.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
He just farted. That was that was so awesome. God
damn it, Bobby, please tell me that that that Mike
picked that up. I heard it read he's talking about
Reid who likes the show and don't.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, when you bring his name up, I fired read
six eight lasses that guy this is he's listening.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
To the show and all I hear is guys talking
about and then who loves you guys?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I can't believe you heard that.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
It was a big beef.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Hey, when that dries, it's gonna itch.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
And you're gonna scratch it.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Read give us read tell me a reader just saying,
he goes.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
It's great to see people that are kind of they're
just saying, screw it. This is who we are, this
is what we do. You like it like you don't
like it?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
You know, And.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Gosh, it's just great to hear people getting back to
being who they are. Having fun, man, exactly, man, And
it's so it's incredibly and the great thing about this
is you get paid for this shit.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, man, we're having fun to get it's a job.
We're having fun. Oh you're not getting well, we don't
pay Bobby, he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Know pay me, but yeah, he's not gonna get paid
for a little bitcoin account is growing.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Did you get sucked into that? Did you get sucked
into No?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
When I heard about it the first time I heard
it from a Triple D restaurant in Florida. This is
like twelve thirteen years ago. Had I bought some back then,
yeah we would, Yeah, we would.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Be on a different Did the restaurant take bitcoin as payment?
That that actually that restaurant did because I heard about
this that was places that were like ahead of the
curve a decade ago. They took it as payment. And
now some of these people you can look this up
on the internet. Some of these guys who did that
are worth fucking like fifty million dollars. Wow, because they
took bitcoin back then. And guys back then, we're like, fine,
who cares? Because it was around the world at tech

(54:59):
and they knew sell you money, yeah, and they were like,
who gives a she's gonna take this? Wow, it's looks
Sacramento startup food Token launches in a crypto payment system
for restaurants. Now it's gone viral. Now people are doing
it now and there's a million different ways to pay out.
But man, what a what a wild world if you
had taken it back then.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Oh the guy got gy. You've done it all.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
You've done it all.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Man, you wake up in the morning. What else is there?
I mean, do you do you still have goals? Aspirations?
Like what have you ticked? What check box have you
not ticked?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
It's funny because the right wife, my wife says it
all the time.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
She'll look at me.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
We just our son just got married, our oldest son, Hunter.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Got married graduate check.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I really have this amazing besides
losing my sister and I lost my dad a pancratic cancer.
Besides that, I've got an incredible mom who's just a
firecracker eighty one years old and rides her rides her
bike one hundred miles a week.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
What.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, she's a That one's an hole. She's a and
dances like nobody's business.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
But is she single?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
And yeah, but I still won't let her date.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I said, ah, would you not let her.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Around this town for my friend?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
This is my house day guy, and he would treat her.
He would treat her. You would delicate if anybody was
going to date my Mi.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
She ride her bike. I do my Lime scooter. We'll
get to the I love.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
The sky, will lie in any city where.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Yeah, you keep leaving him over here. There's like a
whole garage of them.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
He loves the limes. You can't get enough. But your
mom is still still cruising. Great nephew just graduated law
school at Loyola.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Hunter just graduated with his NBA out of Miami. Rider's
a sophomore at San Diego State and Hunter just got
married this weekend, so my wife, so I took off.
We got home from the ranch from where we had
the wedding three hundred and fifty people.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Hunter.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
She's still pissing Hunter, but he married an incredible woman. Tara,
who's you know now our daughter in law?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Is it fifty to fifty the audience? I don't know
how that works. What's three hundred and fifty people? Do
you have bulk of the people because you have a
big entourage.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Hunter had the I think Tara was very respectful and
stuck to her fifty.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Hunter invited the mailman. I mean, yeah, that's your name again.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You want to come to my wedding, you know?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
And I yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
So anyhow, so we had this and great chefs came
and collected.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
But the point is I left the next day and
she's like, I mean, can you just take a break,
And she goes, what I mean, aren't you tired?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I said, yeah, I'm tired, but I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
There's so much to achieve. We live again. I'm a
huge patriot. I love our country. And we have a
wine company, Hunt Ride Wine. We have a tequila company, Santol.
We have a cigar company, we have about ninety restaurants,
four shows, you know. But my biggest thing in the
biggest thing.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
We've done nothing nothing, We've got zero.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
And then feeds the world. Yeah yeah, oh, we gotta
do ship.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
My biggest thing is philanthropy.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I love what THEO called the Guy Fiertie Foundation. I
didn't want to call it that, but it's easier to
get people to support.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
And make donationsanthropy.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Uh, I don't know how to spell how do you
spell it? Wrong? Every time I get it?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Do you want to leave that joke in?

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I know what it came out of my ball. I
was like, oh boy, here we go.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yeah, yeah, no, but the Guy for your Foundation is
a very important thing.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
And honestly, okay, so freedom ain't free.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
You have men, women and their families that have made
the biggest commitment in the world, biggest sacrifice in the
world to make us a free country. So now you
have these people that are still doing it and have
done it, and I just think we need to recognize
it more and we need to celebrate them more. And
then you have all these first responders. You're first responder.

(58:46):
You the house is on fire. You've chosen to leave
the house. Great, But all of a sudden, now this
fireman with nothing more than the has to go into
the burning house. This stuff to me, I don't think
we sit there and really reflect on it enough of
what goes on in our world and how blessed we
are to have what we have. So when I was
at the fires up in Paradise, which is up by Chico, California,

(59:09):
and we were feeding a bunch of the fire victims,
I'm watching all these first responders sitting over here to
the side, and I'm like, COVI, here, guys, time to eat,
like no, no, no, no. And eventually I come to
find out that they're just eating granola bars and MRIs
I said, why aren't you eating? You know what we have,
and they answer the fire victims. I said, you guys
are fire victims. You live in this town, your stuff
burnt down. Well, long story short, I realized I know

(59:32):
how to cook. I have a lot of great chef
friends that want to help cook. So I built this
half million dollar trailer.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
And now when there.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Is a disaster is if we can get there, sometimes
the fire lines will get We'll go and feed first responders.
We came down to La Fires. We're here for ten days.
We've fed twenty five thousand meals.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
And it's not that they're not getting fed. It's just
we come in and do something a little bit different.
It's all scratch made. But it's just for people. The
same thing back to that money that we gave for those.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
You know, for those restaurant workers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
It's just for people to be recognized that we care
about you and we thank you for being you. And
if we don't have a disaster, we'll just go to
different municipalities around the country. We were just in Palm
Beach and went there and fed firefighters and sheriffs and
troopers and everybody. Just did a luncheon for four hundred, so.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Twenty five thousand first responders. You fad in southern California.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
But the great thing is is it went not the
great thing and I wasn't even there. My team and
these great chefs Air Green.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Spaniards, a phenomenal chef. You're in town and Tony La.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Fasso, I mean, all these chefs jump in and you know,
when we had the fires in Maui, I called forty
of my favorite chefs. They all came to the they
were all in the wine country. We did a dinner
for one hundred and fifty people, and we raised for
the Maui fire victims restaurant workers one point seven million
dollars in one night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Oh my god, that's more than Gavin Newsom's ever done.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
But sometimes we need to do a good d back backfires.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Give us a good deal, subu. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I went to jotley By and I thought, being real,
I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
You're comparing guy dinosaur philanthropic to your Sabo Philippine. Forget
it then, no, give it to us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I went about three hundred fucking boxes of spaghetti and
then but then we went to an impoverished area, right,
a bunch of naked kids.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
He's got it. Let him tell his naked kids.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
S Yeah, forget it, it's already got. It's got a backfire.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
No, you went to sub He didn't tell them. I
don't think you're getting out of this one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
This one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah, oh yeah guy, yeah, dude, come on tell him right,
he wants we have a van.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
We opened up the van. All these naked kids, kids
run out because they're so hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Do it without the naked kid part. I mean, for sake,
clothed kids, bunch of How about the kids ran up
There was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
A goat chain to a fucking metal pool about to die, right,
and the kids waited in line. They saw the jolly
and they threw it on the ground and they ran
back into their huts.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Well, they don't want jolly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
My dad would say that the road, the road to
hell is paid with good intention.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
That's right, right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Sometimes you try and you never heard.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
That's it again, The road to Hell is paid road.
Your dad said stuff like that all the time. Give
them a quote that your dad used to say to you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
The roofs come out only at night when you're blind,
but don't have to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Okay? Very good? Is that very deep? About alcoholic profit?
We're doing something very good. I would like to use
this time to say this. December sixth. December sixth, we're
doing a home run derby for special Olympics. We're raising
money here in the valley. December six you can come
hit home runs off of your favorite celebrity, comic, actor,

(01:02:52):
whoever revenue. Bunch of people come out and you can
hit dingers off your favorite celebrities at home run a
softball home run derby tournament for Special Olympics. You're literally
signed up for it, but thank you for well oh wait.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Hold on, so pigs, let's touch on that so we
can save Bobby's ass.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Right now, we're doing an event for Special Olympics. We're
raising money for Special Olympics. We've done this before. We
did uh, we did family feud and all of our
winnings were supposed to go to Special Olympics because McCone
in the back there, his dad, my mom worked for
Special Olympics. So that we take a lot of We
take it seriously. I like it. We donate money to it.
He's being a smart ass with him, but no, we do.
But at December sixth, we are going to do it

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in the valley. It's going to be a Special Olympics
home run derby.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
So I have a cousin with special needs.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
One of my favorite people in the world. His name
is Dougie. And what's Dougie? Doug We call him Dougie.
Doug's about three years older than me. But I got
involved with the program called Best Buddies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Oh yeah, Best Buddies is great and an unbelievable program.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
And Tom Brady and I used to do an event
together at Harvard and he would do the celebrity football
game with the Buddies. And then when I started getting involved,
it's like, what is my piece?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
So I would cook, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Would do you know, I just cooked something like appetizers
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
There's a few ound people there. Well, the Buddies really
gravitated towards it because they like to have jobs that
have definition and have structure, and so I started bringing
the Buddies in, they started working with me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Well it evolved into this food and wine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Event that involved the Buddies cooking, and then we did
so much job placement with them. So I have been
a fan of the Best Buddies program, and if you
don't know about it, it's it's amazing. And and also Special.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Olympics and which Doug was a big Doug won.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Some Special Olympics talks about six to two and I
mean this guy was a track and field machine. And
I just think that that's again one of those things
some people get down with the First Responder, you know
program that I'm into. Some people gravitate towards the Special
Olympics and the best buddies.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Whatever it is, we all have time to give back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Maybe it's financially, maybe it's a social media posts, maybe
it's with your you know, it's with money. Whatever. But
there's some really great programs out there that need some
respect and some recognition and the fact that two of
the funniest sub bitches I've ever met are slowing it
down for one second to do something.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
December Sight, which what do these people want to come?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Hit the ball smart because they're gonna get this interface
and be around their favorite comedians and have a one
on one experience that nothing will be I mean, that'll
be a pretty intimate piece.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
So it's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Let me know, if I can donate anything, we're gonna
be hitting it up. If you guys need some auction items,
a chef code and night what I mean, whatever we're.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
If I can do something that we're actually I love that,
we're actually gonna hit you up for about one hundred
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
We take that in and out of state check.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I will I will two party a two parties postated.
We'll take all of it. Yeah, we don't really care.
I'm just making up my own numbers like they did.
You know, they stretch it out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
That's that's a that's a great piece. I'm looking forward
to that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
This is one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
It's great to get this friendship and to meet you guys,
and it's not as terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I was actually scared.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Why you're killing it because episode, Because you guys are
so funny and so fast and so witty.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
And then the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Ship that comes out of your mouth, I'm like, oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
God, it's I did philanthropic dinosaur pop which which yeah,
which melted the house. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
No, it's gonna make it to the episode.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Sucause my uh my, my cousins would come, Doug's family,
the Prices would come to uh our house in northern
California back when I was a kid, and my uncle
Pete would say to all of the kids, now, when
we go to cousin Guy's house, uncle Jim is going
to talk certain ways. And the ways that Uncle Jim
talks are okay for uncle Jim, but when we leave.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
We don't talk like that in Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
All right, What is it something that uncle Jim would say? Uh,
just about every goddamn word you said?

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Plus six yeah, I had.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
No filter, and my dad would call you know, he'd
call ship ship, and and that was so it was
a real funny maut.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
So when I was walking in here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Reid says to me, read that you hate your farting
friend heart Red.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Reid said to me, you know, these guys are gonna
go pretty hot and fast.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
They're gonna go really.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Down some dark rabbit holes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Don't feel you have to go with them. That's right,
because I will. If we were drinking tequila, this, you
and I we had this should have been over.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Nobody go get some guy. I'll go get it right now.
I'll go pull open that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, no, we don't really you know, we're Christian anyway, Yes,
and recognizing sobriety congrats. Oh yeah, I'm you know, it's sober,
you know what I mean. I just you know, rabbit holes.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
We go down some dark rabbit holes. But the fun
thing about us is you don't need to jump down. Yeah,
we go down and by ourselves. We're like the what's
the summer push down it? Yes, some people get pushed
down the search sliders, you know, people that go down
first to go dig it out. We were the explorers.
We try it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Then they don't rabbit holes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
The rabbit holes. Yeah, they think the rabbit holes. You're
getting tired. What are you getting tired? I run out, bullshit,
because you're getting tired. Cut it the fuck out. By
the way, I love this hat you wear in this
like childish La Dodgers hat. It's my favorite thing you.
I love that hat because you childish. Well, because it's
too small. It's just like a kid would get it
at the game.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Yeah, because you know they make the the youth size.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
That is what that is. That's a youth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
I went to the kids apartment, have a little head.
You could ask you some dating advice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Please, all right, So I've been married for thirty years,
but yeah, go right ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
I'm really you know, but I feel like you're like
Yoda in that way. Okay, okay, okay, So would you
date somebody?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
You know what I mean that your friend liked.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
I think the code is you have to get clearance.
I have to go to the friend. You have to
get Clarence Clarence, Yeah you do. Yeah, what do you think?
Because that's the monkey philosophy. The branch thing that he
said was the same.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Is there a girl that you like that your friend.
Is that no hypothetically? Okay, name Linda? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Yeah, yeah, so if you know your friend liked her, you've.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Dated girls that have also dated your friends.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Well, here's the reputation that I have. Right, I'm dating
a girl right now who is the ex of a
of another friend of another comp comedian. Right and now
there's a rumor like, oh Bobby dates Axes. So yeah,
but is how is that wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
See? But here's my thing this. I'm gonna get your answer,
but here's my philosophy. They're no longer with that person,
hopefully they've moved on. Why is it inappropriate for you
to date them?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Because some guys are like you know, they they they're territorial.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
That's their problem. If the girl has moved on and
she wants to date you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
But you don't want to burn the bridge with the
you know, I mean the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Who cares, then he's a week You gotta you gotta
check your you gotta check your status.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
I mean, if it was a week ago, probably not.
But what about five days.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Last night?

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I think the thing is is you got to check
the credibility of the buddy, because they don't own that
person and the reality. That's why I said, you go
to me and you say, hey, listen, I know that
you guys had a thing. Just tell you know I'm
interested in to me. I think that's respectful. But I
don't think by.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Any means is you know?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Again, timing is the biggest timing, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
But that timing is life?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
But how about this? How about this? If it's an
ex wife, a little bit more murky, that's darker water.
So if your wife, you guys, got a divorce, I
would fucking kill you. You would killed I would your throat.
I don't give I don't give a if it's a
thousand years, I'd come back and i'd kill you. Your You

(01:10:10):
can't take your friend's ex wife ex girlfriend is different
to me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Like if I didd your if you got a divorce
and I did, stop, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Gonna kill kill me? What do you think, guy? Fiery
can't funk you up? If no, dude, so out of pocket?

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Dude, So okay, So that's you, all right? I honestly,
I mean and be real, I wouldn't kill you. I
wouldn't kill.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
You, but I would slowly torture the ship out of
here until you wanted to kill yourself. Okay, I would
get so midiev.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Alright, pulp fix yeah, right, but what if he would invite.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Some what if you am.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
No amical? If Mary, can you spell that? I know,
I don't know how dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
I can't even say it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
But yeah, amicably amicably okay, so well? But but but
married is a different stage if why? Because you could
that's a bigger commitment than someone who just dated. You
just dated someone just dating somebody. But if your friend
married someone got a divorce, you can't date their ex wife.
And if it's a real friend, if it's not a
real friend.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
I go to you, I call you up. What's up?
Guides bom, you're gonna go? Who? For sure? I mean
I'm gonna go leave, I don't know. Right then I'll
say bad friends and that, and then I'll go philanthropst
I'm coming to you, yeah, the philanthropist. I'm coming to
you first, right, And I want to be a manda
man a man manomno okay, And I want to say

(01:11:43):
to you, you know, I met your ex at a
bar and I haven't done anything yet, but can I
get your permission?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Okay, you're he's you're saying, not his ex wife is
an ex girlfriend? No, his ex wife? Oh okay, so
it depends, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Okay, there's a really good question there, because if you
had a really bad divorce and you don't like the
person anymore and they want to let you go through hell.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
With her, then that's a story.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Bobby Color.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I'll give your matter of fact, they'll tell you where
she lives, right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Otherwise I want to show you my collection of need
on those flyers.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Okay, Well, I'm never going to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
I would never do that, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
And you same thing. Yeah, brother, you know better, Okay,
you know what I mean. But also ex girlfriend I
think is I think you if you're interested in a
friend's ex girlfriend, that's so fine. Why I don't see
the problem there because it's someone they dated, if they've
moved on like adults.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Now, there could be a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Let's say it was a five year relationship. Five years
not long enough, okay, but it's a long relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Next week's not okay, maybe next month not okay. I
think give it a little time, a year, give it
a year year that and I think in I think
a respectful just hey man, just want to let you know,
because the last thing they want to find out is
find out the wrong way. Then that would be a weird.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Thing, is hypothetical?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
In the hell are you asking me this ship? Because
let's talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
What to do with those darn holiday leftovers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
No, No, I don't know much about food. Okay, he
doesn't need left over? Yeah, I don't time out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yeah, you want to get that joke out clean, Go ahead,
get that joke out of it is what he does.
Go ahead, Bobby doesn't eat leftovers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Very good, very good subtitle this. Yeah, I'm asking you
because you're seemed like a guy that knows.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Yeah, he's you know what, because guys seems like he's
got he's got knowledge. You have knowledge at about a
lot about life?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah, ask him another life question aside from.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Foodbbes, I mean, how can we not get rid of
this guy? After all this? It's it's unbelievable. By the way, guy,
for the record, this gentleman here, he's sick again. He
shows up sick to our studio no less than than
once a month.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
No less?

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Am I lying? Tell me I'm lying? Anybody in the booth,
You guys are all getting sick every time he gets
sick because you're with him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
So we have someone with chronic diarrhea, right, and and
then we also have somebody stick all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Thank you for allowing me to get Petri dish. I
appreciate you coming. Well, this will make you stronger, right
and it's like you guy, I want to know the
life advice that you have. Because he had a great question,
Bobby asked, actually a great question about what's next and whatever?
And you said, you know you you do. You are
very fulfilled, but you're going to keep moving and keep
going forward. Could you ever would you ever see yourself

(01:14:23):
like acting in a television show or a film like
a like Legit, Legit? Because if we did something, what
I'm asking is if we made something like a film,
would you would you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Well, let's talk about what type of film it is,
because right now it seems like it's going to be
in your garage and it's going to have a lot
of baby oil.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
It will it will?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
You said you went to the yard sale and got these,
So he did. No, I was just in happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
We were in a two. We were in it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Oh, yeah you were.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Oh by the way, on hey, and you have lost
a lot of weight, by way, see since then, but
on the table in the belly button hair still nightmare
say okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I'm saying, with a choice, we can do a role.
Not as Guy Fieri.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Oh yeah, absolutely you would absolutely And as a matter
of fact, think of it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Guy Theory, Kevin Spacey and you know,
I mean, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
And you're dependables part five Bobby Lee, the very expendable,
the very very yeah, expendable, expendable.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Yeah, no, this would be great. And I love comedy.
I love laughing at life. I love the you know,
people ask me all the time about.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
The flame shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
You know that's I love that. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
That was one picture with a flame shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Yeah, you never wore that again.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
No, I never wore the first I never wore the
first place you have flames on your body tattoos wise, No.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
No, no, it was actually what what what? Yeah? What
is it? Bring up the shirt because it's one time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
I do have a flame on I think those are
the initials of my oldest kid Hunter.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
That was it, though, that was this iconic shirt. People
can they buy this episode?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
If you see that, you see that, that's Johnny Garlic's.
That's one of my restaurants. And we were doing a
promotion for the barbecue and the whole thing, and so
my manager at the time says, hey, here's this flame shirt,
but this will be a good promo piece. So it was.
It was like a flyer, you know, like a doorhannger
or something, and boy, has it lived on in perpetuity.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
That's why one photo does that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Well you know what that is? For that I'm Bobby
Mom for us. I mean, I'm yeah, well dude, that's
see what I mean though that we did it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
But what guy, I really just cry inside for you.
But the Bobby Mom prison voicemail.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
What Bob, I'm in present when I did the voice
of your mom when she's locked up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it'll live on in perpetuity. That is our flame shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Yeah, so the flame shirt. So so we lean into it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
I mean, there's a Fietti Con in New York. There's
a couple of them around the country.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I have that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
I have ten bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Parties a week that show up to the to the
Vegas Guy's Kitchen and bar in Vegas that are having
their guy Fierti Bachelorte part.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I mean, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
If you can't laugh at yourself and you can't poke
fun at it and have a good time with it,
I mean, life is too short and if you're gonna
go around puckered up, tight ass about it, then I
think you're you're missing what life is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
But I think you put that back into style though.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
People, Yah, I bought vans that have flames on it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Vans make shirts like that like that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
If I was smart, I would have capitalized on making
every shirt like that that ever came out. But now
there's so many people that are doing it, and people like,
what about people, you know ripping off the flare hair?
And I said, listen, Elvis wrote so many great songs
and he no one will ever produce them and sound
like Elvis. Right, But you gotta love that when someone
wants to go and you know, try to utilize a

(01:17:41):
little flattery there ebrase it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Yeah, So back to the great movie that I'm in. Yeah,
you're coming in it. We're right, we're making a movie.
We're gonna make a movie. And I would love to
have you, but you won't play you. You would play different characters.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Hey, heymes, did you ever see Yeah, the Nemesis.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
You would play the Nemesis, which are usually a nice
sweet man, which you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Are on this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I'm ready because you just heard about the torture thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Yeah you know, I'm ready. Yeah, I torture Bobby Prophecy
a hostile movie.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
He's like yeah, and we get capture on tourists.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
He's like, yeah, boys, you on a little little adventure.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Yeah. So he would centipede, but you're you get surgically,
you know, you're penis to my mouth something. I'm just
throwing throwing it out there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah, it's a work shopping thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Yeah, I don't can. I like memorizing lines, so I
want to have any lines just be like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
So if you want to know if I will play
somebody that's not my character, there's a commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
That I did for Uber Eats play it got to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
That was and they called and I think it was
actually kind of a joke that they called and wanted
to know if I would do it, and I'm like, absolutely,
I'll do it. I'm so down with this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
I delivered all kinds of people.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
You never really know who you'll meet, big Mansion of.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Hills into excuse me, excuse me, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Splendid seem different on TV. Do you mean the flute?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah, that's what it is, fluke have you excuse us?

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Very good, dude, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
That's a great you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Being like a British dignitary with your with with all
the fancy people around and everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
And then they, I mean we laughed.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
So those are all real actors.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Oh yeah, So I don't know anything about real acting.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
I just know that was so fucking good. I just know,
like talking ship, laughing and having fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
So I'm there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
So when we would cut and I would sit there
and just start busting up, and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
They they held it together. No, no, God, I have
a all laughing by the end of that year.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
But I would talk to him and I'm like, so,
I'm gonna do this little move and the and the
director's like, you know, you don't have to give us this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
I'm like, I'm gonna do this, man, We're gonna go
big or go home. And that was one of the
funnest versions. Awesome, Well, we've got we got to slot
him into something. And I want to say this, this
is what's funny about you. People probably think the joke
that they're playing is people probably think he puts this
on for the thing that's been the thing, But this
is who you are. You show up like that's who

(01:20:28):
you are. So this is the joke that people go,
I bet you he's some rich, fancy guy. He's not
this kind of guy like they think you're this guy
that's like a people. This is real. But I'm saying
the idea is people put on the mask for Hollywood
and blah blah blah blah. Nah, this is guy they asked.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
I've run into people all the time and they'll go,
you know, we'll meet and was like, hello, how you doing.
And I don't really have a lot of filters. I
don't use real bad language in front of people. I
don't know, but uh, they'll go, it's just the way
is deep.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not acting.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
I wouldn't even know what to do because you can't
fake it in that capacity because it has to be authentic.
And I think that's what people read through, like with
you guys, the authenticity of this relationship and this banter
and so forth. You can't make this and you can't
try to be two funny guys that sit in a
room and bust balls on each other if it really
doesn't happen in real life, that doesn't you know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Mean when we hate each other and we're like about
to explode. I mean you can feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
You can feel it. Yeah, London, London was bad. London
was bad. London was really bad. Also, I had a
mental breakdown at Dolly World. I had a yeah it's
the bad asso. Yeah. No, I had nothing to do
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
But I'm gonna say with me, did you drink when
you did this show?

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
No? No, no, no, he's been sober this whole time. Show
this show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
You're saying this showday, No, not today, but in general.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
No, No, I got no. I had been relapsed on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
You relapsed on the show before.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
I'm saying yeah, because I was going to say that
that could definitely we had some.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Well we had. We've gone to rehab together three times
now and it's been fun. You know, he's my best friend.
Well it's true. I mean, we we've gone a few
times and it's it's made the show stronger, it's made
our relationships stronger. He's my brother for life.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Where did I run into you the first time? Because
it was recently a year Bert, Oh, that's right, that's
where I was. Yeah, Yeah, that was fun. And I
love Bert.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
I've had him on I've had him on a couple
of shows and talk about you know, the great thing
about see it's interesting to hear that you guys say
that there's beef. I've heard about beefs in comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
For people ripping off jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I've heard some of that ship that to me not
such a not such a fan of. But when I
see you guys, it's like Bert. Bert's is one of
the guys that I look at like how I treat
my industry of trying to help champion.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
People and bring people up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
And I think he's been a great, huge mentor, mentor
band leader or coach, but he seems to really be
interested in all this buddies and all those friends and
helping people's careers get recognized.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I got emotional. I got it. We were in the
Ozarks and we were backstage and I just turned to
them and I got teary eyed and I just said, bro,
growing up, no one invited me to play. Thanks for
inviting me to play. Yeah, he's and I got really
teary because it's like you know, when you know your
friends invite you to do cool ship Dude, It's just

(01:23:24):
that's all I want. I just wanted someone to say, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Well great, because you know the cool ship I'm going
to bring you to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Oh later rather than I'm not kidding you, We're gonna
I'm gonna bring you some cool ship.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Are you a country fan? I love Shanai Twain. I
love the Doubles trout Hey, I love the tipping the hats.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I love all that so as is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Big you go to the tipping hat all the time? Yeah,
tip hats. Wait, and I'm looking forward to what I'm
gonna take care you'll off one more question to you
because I'm curious about it. People have asked me about
it with what my opinion is. How many is it
a Chevelle It's a Chevelle, right, or it's a Camaro

(01:24:07):
the car. Yeah, on the show Camaro, it's a Camaro.
How many Camaros are there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
In the world? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
No, No, he knows, he doesn't intro now he uses
them on Triple D. But when you have the Camaro. Well,
how many are there? And then where do they go?
How do they go? People want to know? Guy, give
it to me inquiring minds. I'm a car junkie.

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Yeah, real junkie, like real problem, like you're sick, like
real problem.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
My dad, when he was passing away, I said to him,
I said, a dad, I got everything handled, and I
got all your stuff handled, you know, And I said,
I just want you to know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
And it's not my shit.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
I'm worried about it because you got so many goddamn cars.
When you die, what are you gonna do to your kids?
Leave money's goddamn cars?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
He says, you never drive them. It's a dad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Not everybody takes the van, go off the wall, throws
it in the front seat of the car and cruises
around town. Right yeah, I said, this is this is
my cars and my art. So I collect cars and
big Chevy fan in particular.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
How many cars do you think you have?

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
I mean, let me guess, okay, five, I think you
have no less than fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
I have no less than fifty. Fuck me, but I
have every car from our childhood, from our childhood, every
car that I wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
I mean I just as matter of fact, one of
the first times my first.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Restaurant that I open, first restaurant, I opened one of
my great buddies, bag Liado bags as we call them,
What's calls together. We're standing out there and we're looking
at the first Johnny Garlics and we're standing in the
parking lot and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
He says, Gado, you know why you're gonna be successful,
And I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Because I work my ass off and because I'm a
good cook, and he goes, no, no, just to feed
your car habit you can. You're gonna work just so
you can buy buy hot rod.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Where do you put them? I have He's got a
fight airplane, hangar.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
I have lifts. I mean, like I said, we're gonna
do fun shit. I'm gonna bite you in my house.
I love it up in northern.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Califoria, people say that all time. Are you being real?
Are you doing Hollywood? Give me your goddamn phone. I'll
put my number in.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
I'm telling you right now, I've been down this fucking
road with a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
No rabbit hole, buddy, Yeah, yeah, Hector Macho Camacho did.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
This, you know?

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Yeah, it was the wrong number. You know what I mean,
I did it with fucking AOC.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
What when did you re enact with I was just
gonna say, we went.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Hector, Mato Camacho.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
You guys were no what I So anyhow, back to
the car. So the car.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
When we first did Triple D, we traveled around the
country for seventeen days shooting the pilot, and every time
we went to a town, the producer called the local
car club and said, hey, we need a convertible because
to shoot the show, you have to have I have
to be it has to be an open top because
we don't have enough lights in there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
It's not a movie cars right, blowing lights.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
So it had to be convertible. So we drove around,
we went, you know, I mean, we traveled everywhere and
shot the pilot and I drove all these different cars. Well,
when the show got picked up, they called and said, okay, hey,
we got picked up. We got eight episodes. What of
all those cars did you like? I said, well, the Camaro,
the you know, red Camaro, one of the most iconic
cars ever. They went and bought that exact car. No,

(01:27:18):
that exact car. But the problem was at being a
car fanatic, I can't drive shitty cars. And the engine
didn't run. The car didn't run well, broke down on
the intersection enough times. So when we changed production companies,
I said, Okay, now I'll handle the car.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
The car will be my baby.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
So I went and we did a restoration on a
sixty eight Camaro.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Beautiful restoration, fantastic one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
And one of the best restaurants. I can't even play
with you on that because you own that guy. Guy
on the best risk.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
So I did the Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
So, we had the car, but my boys would sit
there and banter back and forth about you know, it's
like I'm not dying, kids, so don't talk about who's
getting the goddamn Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
This is morphid for away from that. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
So uh Anyhow, I got this idea. I said, you
know what, I want to take the car and I
want to upgrade the car. I want to put some
real big big motor had a five zero two in it.
And so I went to my really good buddy Rory
at VP speed Shop and I said, Rory, I want
you to make me too identical.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Name the movie anybody identical? Oh I love this guy?
Wait identical? Gross? No, no, no, wait wait, wait, wait, way,
it's not going to trial. You shot a good old boy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Oh Scart Starksy and Hutch. Wait, okay, can't go in cash.
Let's just throwing out two. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
It's one of my favorite movies and it was just
the entire store. The entire store got the flu.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
So yes, I'm wear this ridiculous outfit in your honor?

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Is this my cousin Vinny?

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Yeah. I was like I knew, I knew it. I
savand well you know when you said when you did identical,
I knew? I was like, how am I not hearing adentical? Yeah?
So anyhow, I'm two for two today with Guy Fieri.
I'm fucking you, ampt You're crushing So shut up, dude,
He's gonna give you his phone number. I love the
movie quotes and the movie trivia.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Shit, not that I watched it, but I only stopped
watching movie like twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
So it's only you gotta watch Weapons.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Oh yeah, is that a porno? No, it's the best
movie I've seen in five years. I love Weapons. Weapons. Yeah,
it's so scary.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Okay, wall great, Okay, anyway back to the identical rabbit hole.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
So I go and I said to Rory, I said,
I want you to make me two identical sixty eight
supersport Camaros, and I want to make them. I want
you to make them so perfect that I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Tell which is the original. Fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
So Rory and his team and we filmed it. We
made a show about it actually, because it was such
a big deal, so iconic. And so he makes the
cars and he gets them done, and I invite all
my friends and family. He's got about one hundred and
fifty people there, and we film the We film the crescendo,
and they bring the car out to give everybody a
voting paper.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Is it car A or car bow? Fun?

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Okay, so everybody walks around we're filming this, right, come on,
I'm not dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
I know shit, you know, Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
I mean I give merrital advice. And I've been married
for the hating advice. I've been married for thirty years.
I'm pretty sure. So I know in the Camaro, in
the original Camaro, there's a scratch in the windshield down
in the lower left corner over by the ven number.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Why because I drive the car a bunch of times
and I just saw it there and that kind of little.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Things ticks me, you know. Yeah, yeah, so, and I
also know that in the passenger side window railing there
is a screw that is a little tarnished and a
little bit rusted.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
You are sick, He's sick.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Okay, it's really listen. You know how many times I've made
my wife stop the car. Now you drive slow, and
I'm on the side of the road, and then I
walk along the road listening to the car to find
out where the goddamn squeak is on family Wow, Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Wow Wow. This guy's total like six cars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Yeah, all right, so it's it's an issue, but yea,
I'm onng story short.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
So everybody's done, So I go to my parents. I
go to my kids and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Listen, the scratch and the wind shoe is the thing.
So everybody knows this, all right, So that's the original car.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
So we get done.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Everybody votes, okay, and everybody in the group picks Car A.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
My family, the small group of us pick like twenty
of us pick Car.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Br These suckers, I know, not stupid. We're filming the
whole thing and they go and the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Reveal is Car the original car is Car A wow.
I'm like, what what there's a scratch of the windshield.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Yeah, we knew, you knew about it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
We took the windshield out and we put it in car.
B Oh my god, by Rory or son of a bitch,
Rory car.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
The cars are badass.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
They're seven hundred horsepower plus. I mean, just really, they're
they're They're twenty twenty two race cars with sixty eight
bodies on them.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
But the great thing is the fans love them.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
And we have a couple other sixty eights at some
of our restaurants in Pigeon Fords, Tennessee, and one that
we're doing in Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
But the sixty eight Camaro has really become a big thing.
That's a Pigeon force. By the way, shout out to
if I went to Dolly World, baby.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Well we have we have downtown Flavortown there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Now I know we walked right by him. Oh well,
we went right by.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
We went to any of your restaurants. Could I drop
your name?

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
You're gonna have my number, okay, and I'll make sure
that they get you seated within two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
How many how many people? Literally we know, guy Fiery
so we got a table little fast please all right,
so listen guy, we want to thank you very gratus.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
We're gonna go home now. No, no, you do your show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
I know we're gonna do I show. I'm having too
much fun with you. We're having more fun now. We're
going to wrap up our show and say thank you
graciously for coming. And it means the world to us.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
You've taught me so many things.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
We are huge fans. We love to do this. If
you can look into your camera and say thank you
for being a bad friend.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Thank you very much, from the bottom of my heart,
from my entire family into yours. Thank you for being
a bad friend.

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