Yellow Peril & Cave Butter

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, what's up, bad friends? I am on tour. I'm
back out on the road.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
First up, I do San Francisco. Sadly that's sold out.
I think there's a wait list. Now Brea Southern California,
Brea Improv. Come out and see me Brea. Then I'm
gonna be at the Tempe Improv out there in my
old stomping grounds of Asu. I'm gonna be in Hammond,
Indiana right before Thanksgiving. I'm gonna be at Caesar's Windsor
in Ontario, Canada. Then I'm going to Bethlehem, Pa Hanover Maryland,
Atlantic City at the Borgatta that's getting close to being

(00:25):
sold out, Valley Center Harris Casino down in Valley Center,
which is near San Diego, Canyonville, Oregon. Over there during
Valentine's Day. And then I'm gonna be at the wind
Casino in Las Vegas in March of the New year.
So get your tickets to Andrew Santina dot com Andrew
Santino dot com. B two are bad friends? Who are
these two idiots?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Dude? I'm Asian. D you too? Are disgusting?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You two or something? For bad friends?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
What a man?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
What a man?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
What a man. What a money getting man.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes see, I went for a hike today and I
had to carry my dog up half of the hill.
She's getting old. Oh no, it is so funny. She's
getting to the point now where she just lays down
when she's over it. You know when dogs like sit

(01:21):
and they just won't get up because you can like,
come on, come on. She just lay down in the dirt.
I was like, please get up and go, Please, can
we go? And then she just looked up. I was like,
I'll pick you thirty six.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Wow, that's good that she's gonna be nine. I think
so I made the decision.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
She's she's an old dog.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
We have a dog named Remy. Eyes completely white.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You're gonna do it, aren't you? And you're gonna put
her down?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Okay, spine crooked dude, bro what.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, But when a dog's eyes significantly stress her fear,
when they.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Have completely blind Remy is deaf, crooked, spine right, won't
leave as bad. Right. So the vet said, you guys
might want to start thinking about.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Don't put him down?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
And I go, we're doing Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
We're doing Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I go, we're doing Christmas Day? Down January maybe in January.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Put him down on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, but when I told Jules that information two days ago,
we all just started crying.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
What you want to you don't want to hear the cry.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't want to hear how you cry?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
And then you know what, and then you start thinking
about your other animals, because they have seven of them,
they're all going to go yeah, and it's just it's
just devastating. But we're all going to go, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I want to do that full body scan thing you
were talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I got to do it too, because we know a
comic that had that done and they found a little something.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
They found a little something in our friend. I want
to do a full body scan. Carlos, you should do
a full body scan.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I just got health insurance this summer. I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It is that the first time you've ever had it?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
No, not since I got dropped off my parents eleven
years ago.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Are your parents disappointed in you? That's what it feels like.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
How can you look back at their lives and you
and they go, oh, we're proud.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, because I'm not, like I'm not dead.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, you didn't die, Yeah, I don't work like I'm
I'm proud of you you are.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh yeah, the glory holes you know what I mean
that stuff?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, very lon of times you've almost died and survived
you kept this job.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, that's true. Is this the longest job you've ever had?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
One hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, dude, have you thought about quitting ever? No?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Never? I love this job you do, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I love it. You got like the fame, that's not why.
That's why that's projected.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
That is projecting.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I don't like the fame. Oh you don't. I don't
get any fame. I do, but you know what I mean, Yeah,
I don't. I don't bask in it.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Here's how much Bobby hates the fame. When I said,
where'd you go see the movie that we're talking about?
He goes the grove the most look at me, look
at mek me location, the grove of all places to
go see a movie. That that's like being like, I
went to a Universal Studios. It's just been too I
know it's the busiest.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
You love that.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I go to the little quiet as far.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
No, you go to the hipster one where all the
hipsters say what's up? Man with their fancy mustache and I.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Go to Burbank. I do I know you don't. I
shouldn't say that.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
But you went to Echo Park or something.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, I go to Burbank. Where did I go to
see this movie?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Lemiley on sunset eight, eight thousand sunset. Yeah, that's because
I had dinner down there and it's already.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Dude, can I just say something?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
And it's the only one that had.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
When your lips tighten up, dude, you're starting a fight.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's because I'm my lips are sunburned. Okay, I went
to I usually go to Burbank because I like it.
It's quiet and there's four theaters up there.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Have you noticed that they've cut down the Nicole Kidman video.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, I'm tired of it.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I'm tired of it. It's too long of a walk.
It's too long of a walk, too much talking much, right,
the audio goes a little too haywire for me. But
then Friday night, when I saw one battle after the next,
it was just one thing she said, and that was
that was perfect. That is good editing.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know the scene where they're like pull away your
cell phone? Done, and the other thing. I went down
to watch a movie in Inglewood. Yeah, they run a
different pre roll. Different. What is it like, Take out
your cell phone, turn that shit on text and FaceTime
the whole time of movie going, it was not as
loud as you kick as long as you can that
vital moment, walk out to P four five more time. Yeah,

(05:34):
it was different. That's got a Riot's got a riot's
not all right?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
You know what else? I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Actually, wait, this reminds me the first time I went
to go see Belly in the movie theater. Remember Belly,
Spring up Belly. He probably doesn't even remember Belly. Look
at how look at this movie. I went to go
see this in a tough neighborhood. Yeah, and dm spoiler
alert DMX gets killed pretty early on and a due
a black dude in front of a stay and he goes,

(06:00):
oh hell no, and they walked out. They they wanted
DMX in the whole fucking move.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
That's what I That's what I do when Michelle Yao
dies early for hell no.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
No.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
So I'm tired of such a good The Coca Cola
commercials with the two people right, and then all of
a sudden they're race car driving and then all of
a sudden they're dancing right, and then all of a
sudden they're basically just in love on the middle of
New York Street and they hit the cokes together. I
hate that one, and it has nothing to do with

(06:32):
it because they're black. It has nothing to do with it.
If they were white, it would annoy me too.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't know, maybe it wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, I met this girl at the comedy store. It
was Thursday, okay, pretty yeah, yeah, and then she was like,
then she's kind of made out with me in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Just started making out with you.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well, we talked a little bit, had cigarette right about
her drink like a commercial, just like and then we
race cars. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah yeah, one battle after another. Though.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
That's one of the best movies I've seen.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
That'st movies I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Also underrated as far as comedy goes. It won't be
considered a comedy, but it absolutely is a comedy. It's
an action movie, but it's a comedy for sure.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah. I find Leo because of once amount of time
in Hollywood too. I think he was very funny in
that at times. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, I just think
that it's because he plays it real as well. It's
it's interesting, they're funny situations, but he's such a good actor.
And when you play it real, that's when it's funny.
That's when it's super funny.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's not like a it's not like, you know, like
a Will Ferrell character that he's supposed to be for.
He is just being funny because this one the situations
are very honest.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
But yeah, the reaction is yeah, yeah, yeah. And Benetia
was great in it, so good.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And how old is Benicio del Toro at this point?
Let's take a guess. I thought maybe almost sixty by
now sixty gotta be sixty two, is my yes?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Do you want to guess?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Bob Well? I remember when he first came, when he
did Usual Suspects. I was at the mandre On. I
was a door man.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
But how old was he then? Thirty?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
But he's seen my age. But he was like on
fire because it was him and Michael Rappaport wearing the
mandre on. I see them like dancing with these hot chicks,
and I remember just sitting there by myself with a
diet coke sipping, going, oh my god, that's the that's
that's the new Hollywood. Oh.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I want to ask you this. This is interesting, these
newer theaters, these nicer movie theaters. Now it's not just
the old school snacks. The upgrade is crazy, crazy, bro.
They had we had what's it raisin nuts? That's old school.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Fuck. Let me guess, Let me guess.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, no, no, you're this is just insane. They had
those high end chalk like dark chocolate bars with mixed
in like raspberry flakes and all that stuff. And I
was like, I'm not getting at the fucking movie theater.
And she was like, let's just get just with their popcorn.
I can't go back. Yeah, the dark milk, the dark
chocolate with like the raspberry, like the you know, like
the lint chocolate bars, you know those. They had those

(09:09):
on display. They had ten different flavors. I was like,
I get three or four.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
How do you get the butter at the bottom of
the bucket? Say it again, how do you get the
butter at the bottom of the bucket?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, you're gonna think I'm a psychopath, But because I
don't know, I squirt a cup of butter. I get
a side cup for a fountain, and I put butter
in it when I eat the popcorn and I sip
the butter.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Like a shock, like a chaser, a chase, a butter chaser.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
A butterchaser.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Wow, But how do you do it?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Do you do?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
You move? Sometimes? I try to move it, huh? Or
you put the butter on top and you do a shake,
like what do you do? How do you get the
butter on the bottom?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Do you want my secret?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
So you get the bucket. You can't get the bag.
The bag is an issue, right. You get the bucket
and you go, hey, can you fill that up just
below the line? I know, don't overflow it? And they
fill it up just below the line, and you go,
can I get a second bucket? I'll pay for it,
just an empty bucket. And I put the bucket on
top of the bucket and nice shake it like a
salad and then mix it all up and I just throw.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
You really do that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I throw away the second bucket.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
That's ingenius.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's that out of the bucket or the butter shot.
I'll do a butter shot too. I'll take a little
car okay, take a little but butter back, Yeah, a
little butt popcorn butter back.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
What kind of butter is it? It seems like oil.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's oil, butter, it's oil.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well it's also been sitting in that vat for about
forty days. Yeah, there's no way they clean it.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Not good for you. You know.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
That's how I got sick in.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
College, right what? Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I got butter. My buddy, my buddy Colin and I
could call him my buddy Colin, and I got food poisoning.
During finals week of college, we went to go see
a movie with our buddy Colorado John, and John was
the only guy that didn't eat popcorn. He's like, now
I don't want popcorn, man. And we shared a bucket
of popcorn, and we got so fucking sick.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
How do you get food poisoning from popcorn?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
From the butter, the butter, the butter, the butter spoiled.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
The doctor was like, what did you eat? I went
down the list. I was like, dude, I had ramen,
which literally doesn't go bad. Romen lasts about nine million
years in that packet.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, I go.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I had romen for lunch. That's all I ate till
we got to the theater, and then Colin had a
totally different meal. We both were sick for two full days.
I lost like nine pounds. It was insane. Wow, I
look good for finals.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
That was my shirt off b the Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I was sick. That's the sickest I've ever been. Food
poisoning and the doctor concluded. He was like, well it
had to been the did you put butter? I said, yeah,
of course, we had butter on the pot. He goes,
that's dude, brother, that's that's it. One hundred percent of
the bus.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
He's also a college campus movie theater. The fucking goon's
working there are stoned to the bone like us. They're
not paying attention. Cleaning shit. Yeah, dirty, dirty dirty.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
So if you go to major DOMO, they're used to these.
You have cave butter, and there's a cave somewhere in
California where they get the butter.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
What do you what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Butter comes from cows No, there's cave butter dead.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
So Joe, it just organically grows in the cave.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
You know, there's like a bat in there. I don't
know what it is, but.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Like Majordomok, butter refers to cave age butter from Crown
finished cave served to David Chang's restaurant.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's what I'm saying, right, right, So what I'm saying
crown fish and you can taste the difference because it's
from a cave. Yeah, it's definitely cave butter.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Dish.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
It just they store it in a cave. That's all
it is.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I know. That's what I'm saying. I didn't say it's
from the cave. There's not one cow and they're gone.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
How funny if there was just a cow cave. He's exhausted.
They're milking him all day long. Yeah, leave me alone.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah. But what I'm saying is you take fancy butter
like that, right, and then you put that in popcorn somehow. Ah,
this like level it out? No level out because the
oil butter is fucking bad for you, of course, and
cave butter is so flavorful. Why don't we just take
it to the next level.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Take it to the next level with the cave butter.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
How do you do it? Do you condense the cave
butter into a liquid form? I don't know. Of course
you have.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
To, Well, it can't be that much more. How much
is cave butter very expensive? It's like a thousand dollars
a ball, fancy cave butter.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, like elevate the popcorn.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
We must at this point it is yeah, Frank's Gourmet
popcorn butter flavored coconut oil. Oh yeah, it's a substitute. Now,
these are all substitutes, my guy.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
But still not elevated enough for.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, but how about this. When you get a candy
like an Eminem's, you sprinkle that in the popcorn. Yes, no, insane,
you don't do that.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Do you do that?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Everybody does that. You sprinkle them in there. Then you
get to grab a couple of handfuls, then you get
some you'll get one popcorn with with some of the Eminem's,
because eminems don't go all the way through, they stick
halfway in some of the crevoss.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Okay, I know, I got a good idea. You just
you make it so it's like a fucking yogurt chop.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh yeah, so it's.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Just not just cave butter. Right, but you put Graham
the gram problem, a little bit of Grandpa from some toffee,
some sort of toffee.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Thing, maybe maybe candy pecans. Exactly if you're getting nuts,
candy walnuts, you're getting fire you put the butter in.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
First so that all the other stuff sticks to it.
I like this, right, what do you think maybe a blueberry?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You know it's a stretch, but I like it.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
One blueberry, one blueberry in the bottom of it. You
got you have to try to find it and your
partner goes. You got the blueberry? Only one in there?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
You know that's good for good luck? That's yeah, that's
actually a.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Good Evate the popcorn. What else could we elevate in there? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well they do. It's some of the like Lemonley's. They
have a full bar, which I think is insane that
you can just get like a cocktail with it, which
I thought was kind of nice. No drinking, but still. Yeah,
Garrett's is good. I see that. You got to elevate
the popcorn, man. We got to move on up.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, let's move on to the popcorn running.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Thin on that and also then the snacks. The snacks,
though the snack game is very what's Williams Sonoma? What's this?
Ople pop fifty popcorn and Bobby's gonna love it?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, that's it?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
What is that? Williams and Sonoma makes Sonoma popcorn gift set? No, No,
that that's the bowl thing you're paying forf tolf of
the popcorn? Yeah yeah, yeah, this guy was just gonna
buy it.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Is there elevated corn? Google?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Is their elevated corn?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm really getting into that.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
We're trying to get to the next level of pop Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
We got it. Starts with the corn.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh, there can be elevated significantly taller corn. Now that's
not what we're talking about. Is their fancy corn?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Is there? Fancy corn?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Is there? Andre's corn?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah? Organic fancy corn is there?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yes, there is fancy corn. Yeah, it's you preferred to
corny a multiple Indian corn. Oh yeah, Indian corn.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
They're different colors.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
They're gonna be mad at us for appropriating that as well.
Look at that, there's Indian corn.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, you use Indian corn, cave.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Butter, Indian corn with butter.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Right, Imagine I just sounded like John F. Kennedy. Imagine, imagine, imagine, imagine.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I mean Indian popcorn with cave butter.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
With cave butter, and also all the fixings and sea
salt and sea salt. Dude, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Elevate the ship kosher sea salt.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, imagine, Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I think we imagine, imagine we can elevate the menu
at a at a movie theater. I think we can.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It's time.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's time.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I will say. Those coke machines they have now have
every flavor of everything on earth, and it's fucking amazing.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I refuse to do the flavors.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
You're out of your fucking I refuse it. Cherry coke
is phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
If you get a diet fucking coke and you put
a sugary cherry thing, it defeats the purpose of the
diet part of it. You're still getting sugar.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
What do you mean they do fake They do fake sugar. Yeah,
they do fake sugar. Now they do aspertain versions of.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
All of it. Oh really, so it's not real sugar.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
No it's fake.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Okay, well they don't do line. You have them both, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, they have both looked at all the options. I
want one of those at my house.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, that's a great thing.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
That's one of those things. Like I had a friend
in high school who was like a who's a super
rich kid, and we go over to his house. Yeah,
in his basement he had a coke bottle machine. We
could get coke by the bottle you hit it, but
they could if a dispense. We drink like nine cokes.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
A Daylken movie where he gets a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Brewster's millions with the McDonalds. Yeah, the McDonald's in your house.
I was hankering this morning, by the way, for a
sausage like McMuffin. I almost went to macd's for one
sausageg mcmuffins is the best thing in the fucking I
think it's so fucking good. Do you slide that hash
brown inside?

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't do that. No you No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Put a hashbron inside the sasagma.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
But I change your life, It won't change my life.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm telling you, why eat it separately?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Why eat it out of it?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So if I do that, the light like it'll turn
completely bright. Imagine I have a spiritual awakening. What the
fuck you talking?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You'll see in color for the first time.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, no, I don't think so, but I think it'll
be good.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It's phenomenal. Here's what here's what you do You want
to you want a real little secret topper. They sell
Taco bell hot sauce now in the grocery store, which
my fridge has five of them in there right now. Honestly,
it's of all the hots they sell. They sell the fire.
You can get hot fire. Look there they are. Yeah,
Tacoba Hot sauce sald sold in the store in the bottle.
We buy that shit. I put that on everything. It's

(17:29):
good that on breakfast. Do you not like tacobot hot sauce.
It's so bad.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't really think about it.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh brother, really, when you go to Taco Bell, you
don't use it.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I use Diablo or fire. Yeah, but I don't think
this is an amazing hot so oh.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, no, no, it's not that it's amazing. It's the
flavor is just good. But I put that on my
breakfast sandwiches. You do, and you know what?

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah? I bet, I bet it is.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's a kiss on the mound.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah. Do you ever do the taco This.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Guy's selling fifty hot sauce packets. That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I bet you people buy it.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Do you do the breakfast brito at McDonald's too?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You've never known the breadth bo? Yeah, I'm too scared.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's a tube I don't want.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, I call it a tube of fear. I
don't like that.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
But this is the thing. McDonald's has been switching up
their menu a little bit with introducing new items. They're
risky and some of the new ones I'm not Their
chicken menu is getting too big. Slow down with all
the chicken, Amen, give them McDonald's new menu.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I went, we went the other week and I thought,
you guys need to slow down, go back to the basics. Dude,
they got new ship on there that I'm just not
like chicken strips. Get the fuck out of here. It's
nuggets are nothing, dude. It's nuggets are nothing. What's a
new what's new on there? New edition boo buckets?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Wait, tiny Tan happy Meal. That's for the Philippines only,
isn't it. Wow, there's a meet up in Los Angeles
for Tiny Tan?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah, for parents.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Can we go back to the movie Popcorn real quick?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Look at this special edition special edition gold sauce? Yeah
all right, what's what do you want to do with.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
The I'm just saying, so I went to see that
movie with the date. We got a large pop corn,
a small bottle of smart water.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Not needed, but go ahead. Why waste of money.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Okay, anyway, that's what we got. Yeah, and a diet Cokes.
Oh yeah, well it's a fucking how much are they
making off of that?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Can you imagine how much our our fancy Indian corn
cave butter is going to be eighty bucks a bucket.
We're never gonna be able to source it, yeah yeah, yeah, wow,
we're gonna be We're gonna be ribbing people off.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, but the movie we can.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Make cheaper because we won't. What we'll do is we'll
run a bunch of you know, previews will be an
hour and a half to pay for the Indian corn. Okay, okay, yeah,
so you have an hour of previews.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Movie theaters make almost no money with the movie.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
They make all their money with concession questions, but they
also make money using the previews, right, so they have
to pay to have those previews put in front of
those films. Is that not true? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yes, But have you smuggled in stuff I have and
they don't give a shit?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
What do you mean? That was my whole life?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
The only reason I do The only reason I do
it now is because I'm just timing wise. I don't
feel like bringing shit in. Yeah, but I would say
the majority of people still sneak in food, and you
shouldn't sneak because it's a teenager ripping tickets. He doesn't
give a fuck. You think a sixteen year old's gonna
like care what's in your packets? Yeah, they don't do
doesn't fucking care.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, it's a it's a it's it's mostly coffee.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
You sneak in coffee, yeah, like an iced you.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Know, I mean VENTI something right, I put it in
your No, I cup I do this this right right,
and do one of these. I hand the ticket like this.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, they'll never see that when you walk around.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
No, can you see it now?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Well, I'm just on this angle now, I know you
canna spin around to this side. You can hear the
ice jingle jangling in that cap.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
It's basically on the walk due limb dud. Yeah, and
I got here. You go right smart. And then when
they're I always keep you always have to keepe.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Got it right? What if there's an employee behind you, sir?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, you gotta cup it.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
You sneak in coffee.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, because in high school, you suppose cigarettes. I was
good at cupping the cigarette Oh yeah, you're just walking
down the hallway right.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Oh yeah, cup in this cup of this.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I know how to cut that. I know there's smoke,
but they thought I was Asian. I was doing some
sort of you know what I mean, like street fighter
thing all you can whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's smart.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, I'm very smart with my hands.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
My friend Sarah and I used to sneak in forties.
You just bring in a big person college and sneak
in forties. That's college days, dude, the good old days. Yeah,
sneaking of forty and the Actually, the fans down below
comment the craziest thing you've snuck into the movie theater,
because I'm actually curious to know who's snuck in some
wild Yeah, like, what do you think the biggest thing?
You could put something down in your pants if it's long,
yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, well, I mean

(21:31):
if you have like a fucking if it's like a
big thing, you just put in your pants. They're not
they don't care. Jackets. By the way, Midwest, we don't
have that out here. When winter comes, you can sneak
in a fucking entire kitchen into a movie theater.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Have you repeat in the movie.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Into what the bucket? No, on the ground, you just
pissed on the ground. It goes that way, It just
goes away from because it was back.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
In the early eighties.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, back when it was normal.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, it was normal to do of the eighties. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Do you remember the movie Evil Dead? Evil Dead?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, that was not the eighties.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, it was like late seventies.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
You didn't even want to me as a minute.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
That was a kid. I remember and my friend, my cousin, Jennifer,
because here's what. We went to the movie. There was
Empire Strikes Back playing and Evil Dad, and I was like,
can we do Empire Strikes Back? And she was like older,
she said, no, we're doing Evil You already saw Empire
Strikes Back.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
See a double feature, dude, Yeah, so I would know.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Our parents will only had two hours. So anyway, we
went in there right, and just to make her mad,
I peeded on the ground, and I remember it ruined
the movie for us. He fucking hated it. But anyway,
I did that that yet you never done that?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
No, okay, never peed in the theater.

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sign that today yesterday that bugged me to no end.

(25:09):
They had a me okay, it's one of these like
progressive places, but they're trying way too hard. It had
a men's bathroom and a women's bathroom, right, so it
literally said M men w women. Then below that on
each door had an image of and you've seen this before.
It's like half man half address, and then it says
and then a disabled icon and it says whatever, just

(25:32):
wash your hands. So I was like, so what is
it you know, not that that's that's the symbol. That
one right there, gender neutral is a gender nutril. So
it had that below the other sign that already said
man or woman. So it's like, just say fucking bathroom.
This is what say bathroom.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Then it's it's the guy that's doing the signs. Leg
guy that's doing just listen to the just listen.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Fuck the guy that made these signs.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, no, it's not that sign. It's this Okay that
the original one is the men's one, right, And then
somebody at the at the meeting right said, hey, we
need new signs.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't think that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, bro, you know it's twenty twenty. Fine, bro, we
need fucking new signs.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Right well, Pedro, I don't think we're trust you're aligned.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
But let me tell you something. I bought the new
signs on you know, Amazon, right, but you know what,
I'm gonna keep the old sign on just in case. Yeah. Yeah,
no because he's lazy. Ah yeah not because not because
of the character's Mexican. See, I think I'm just saying
he's like, I'm just gonna put this sign underneath the
old sign, right right, Yeah, you know, but.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
You know they'll they'll get it, they'll get it.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
But then Santino comes along and goes, I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I don't you just say bathroom? By the way, they
should all just say bathroom. Then that's the deal. If
you're gonna keep doing this game, just say fucking bathroom
and it should you know what designs should say. If
you're a guy, lift the fucking seat up and piss
and put it down when you're done. That's what design
should actually say. Don't piss on the seat, don't be
an asshole, and then it's just a place to pee
and poop.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
But they should have ones.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
This is big signage at it.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
See the little white head on it.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
What if they have race specific ones?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh that's funny. Race neutral bathroom?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
No, just no speci. Why don't we just go the
reverse way? Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Just white and black bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
And different different ones.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh you like water fountains? Like that too? What else
do you want to do? Do you want schools to
be only one color? No?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Because can I say something for Asians? Right?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
We like carlos, We like lower you know, toilet you
need lower sinks?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and lower things, you know, what I
mean we like, you.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Know, yeah, we'll make the Asian only. Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
The what would the black one have it?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Well, it'll be taller, that's for sure. On average. Go
back to that picture, it'd be graffiti.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
It's an art.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Oh my god, dude, did you see that video of
that girl that fucking had a panic attack parasailing and
then unclipped her ship. Oh big time, Oh fucking big.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Time, big time dies. Look at it her?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
What the fuck? That's not it?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
There it is. There's the footage. So she's like, she's
freaking out. She's freaking out, and then she unclips the
fucking harness. Why because she's having a panic attack. You
don't see anything gruesome here, You just she just disappears.
But look she gets out of it, she takes off
the jacket. She must be having a severe Look at
how high she is. This poor girl. She gets out

(28:27):
of the harness and is like, no, I don't want
to be here anymore, and then gone.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's like Tom cruise.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, well that that turns out that mission was possible,
I mean, mission complete. That's insane. I don't know why
she would do that. She must have had a crazy
panic attack. By the way, these things are all these
things are fucking atrocious. How many times a year do
you hear these accidents? They go down to kids go
down to Mexico and he's seeing some fucking wild shit
happens with parasailing. It's it's a terrible They're so dumb there.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Can you see if she dies?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
She did die, dude, it just said that in the article.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh my god, But did she know she was gonna die?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I think if you're two hundred feet up you know
you're gonna die, then why would she do that? I
think she had a panic. Sixty accidents, injuries and fatalities
over one death for one hundred thousand trips. Let me
tell you something. If one and one every worth it
that that's not.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
What's now one in one hundred thousands worth that.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
There's no exact number of para sailing desks per year.
You know they all happen in Mexico and they don't
fucking report it.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
If there was a roller coaster and they go one
in every one hundred thousand people die on this, would.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
You do not interested. That's why I do roller coasters,
because it's not one in roller coasters is probably like
one in every fucking hundred million. Yeah that never did,
never happen.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
But it puts more fear into the roller coaster. That's
what makes that funner, right, Carlos, Come on.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's not what makes it more funner.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I mean two to four, that's not enough to get
my blood going.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
That's not even fatalities half the time, just accidents health.
The fatalities from these accidents are often guest health issues, right,
like heart attack. People have heart attack or stroke.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Should drive fast on the freeway and turn your lights
off for two seconds?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, okay, yeah I do that because I always.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Like these girls. They have all this dash footage of
these girls texting and flipping their cars. That is some
of the funniest shit.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I have a morbid, morbid fantasy of creating a water park,
but it's everyone dies on each ride.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Like I have a water wait till word gets out
about it.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I have a water slide where you go in a
tube but he gets smaller and smaller.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh my god, that's like my nightmare.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
You get stuck, right, but the water is still flowing
Oho other people you know me hop you're right? Ah
yeah yeah, So that's.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
One of them death Trap water slide. Yeah, welcome to
death Trap Park. You don't have thoughts like that, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
What's wrong with me?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't know. Yeah, well, you know, Nate Bargatzi's making
a theme park. Maybe you can pitch this theme park. Yeah,
at nate Land. You could die in the water park exactly.
Numbers aren't spent. There are specifally a few fatalities annual
in the US water parks. Drowning is a significant risk.
By the way, No, this has got to be fucked
up too. Every year a kid dies at those wave pools.

(30:58):
Every year a kid dies at one of these wave
pools because they get stuck in the thing. They can't swim.
Wave pools are sick, though you're sick, they're so fun.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
You and I got to go to at least one time.
Look at you? Look at that wave.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Would you go in that? I don't think you would
go in there. No. I've been pools with you. If
there's one person and sometimes you're like, I'm not going
in that's true.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I don't want to go in it. There's one person
in the pool. I wanted to be quiet. Yeah, that
that for that's that is a This is genuinely that's
an anxiety attack. That's where you pull out the shoot.
I can't do that. Also, rest in peace of that girl.
I wasn't making fun of her. I was saying, that's crazy.
The poor girl had a panic attack and jumped.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
How much water. That's where there's got to be in that.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
That's where COVID really started at a wave pool. Oh man,
I saw a funny meme online of the kit of
of Ron Weasley. I don't know, I can't remember the
actor's name of yelling.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It was like he was holding gasoline in the area.
What did he say?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Expensive petrole expense?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, what does he say?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
This is a great.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Dude, he's Ron Weasley twenty four to seven.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
That guy, Dude, that's killer. That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
But that's almost almost like a wand he pulled up there.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, that's why he did it. Wow, that's so fun
expensive petroleum.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
God, he's so good.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
What a brilliant thing. Did you play into the bit though?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
So good man. Oh, I got bad news for you too,
your boy. Did he just got fifty months?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I know? Does he go to your meetings that Ron Weasley?
Or no?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
He hasn't been in years.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
He doesn't showing up to your meetings lately.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Kathy Griffin's there, Yeah, Cara top look at the Look
at the picture that they put up of Diddy bending
over on the stool. Did you see that. They're like, man,
they did Diddy wrong. They drew him like, bent over
the stool crying. Fifty months? Yeah, that one, that second? Yeah, yeah,
they're like, they did him wrong in the court drawing.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Isn't that a good time? Though? I mean, he was
gonna get way worse, right.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
He should have gotten.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
He shouldn't have got like forty years. I think four
years he got off.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
You say fifty months? Is that the truth? Is that
what it was for four months?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
And cut that in half? He'll get out earlier.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yes, time served all that stuff. Yeahh you'll probably get
out in fucking two and a half years.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah. And then would you go to the next Didty
party when he gets out?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, how good it's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
How do you get invited to those? I've never been
to one?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
How do you get invited to that?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah? I don't know, Yeah, I don't Yeah, you know,
I'm let to make who would get invited first you
or me?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh, brother, you, Carlos.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Oh Carlos, first, buddy.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You and I don't get invited to.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Any I know, but I wonder what I would wear to.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
A Diddy party. Yeah, get a suits easy, you want
easy access to your toush Maybe one of those assless chaps. Yeah,
you know, with a little flap.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I would be nervous to.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
A Diddy party. Yeah, imagine he is gonna throw a
party when he gets out. You do know that, sick, Carlos.
It's gonna be sick, sick, It's gonna.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Be Would you rather go to a Diddy party or
a Cosby party? Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
No? Did he?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Because I want to remember it a copy party of
no recollection over.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
The party I just woke up in my car to
the next day.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I didn't like it when he made those kids walk
to fucking Brooklyn for cheesecake. That's like the first time
I actually hated him. You don't even know the reference
I'm making it. Did He did a show called was
it Making the Band or whatever? What was the name
of his Making the Band? And he would make them
go on these missions, right, and they had to go
do ship for him, and he had to make it
one time he made them walk. I want to say

(34:31):
it was across Brooklyn Bridge for cheesecake making. That's not like,
it's not a proof of that you're loyal. Who was
phenomenal cheesecake? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
I did it? What kind of cheesecake it is?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
No, there's no cheesecake that good. Now, if it was
Tierra Massoux, we have a totally different conversation. But Tiara
Masou is undoubtedly the best. Yeah, it was on MTV.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, then, yeah, I do it.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I don't do it. I knew I know, see TV guy.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I knew you'd agree with this method of Well, no,
it's basically like this.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
It's like when when Leah was on the Revenant, right,
he was out there in the cold.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that's so different than that.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's not it's not Leo.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
We do the job Leo is in.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, and these kids are on the character.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
They're not in character.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I'm playing the cheesecake guy.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
You're the cheesecake guy.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Okay, you are. You're the cheesecake guy there, No, you are? Okay,
what do you mean by that?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
What do you want on it?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah? I don't like cheesecake. Well, then why would I
be the cheesecake guy. I'm saying though, is if their
cameras are rolling and they're playing a role right your
reality show guy.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
If the cameras are rolling, you.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Know what I mean, it's like, get the cheesecake.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Haven't you done this with someone where you made him
get your breakfast burritos at like five in the morning.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah, but I pay them good?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, who got your breakfast?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Like Alex and stuff I'll get. I'll call Alex and go.
Because there's some breakfast burritos that don't deliver.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
You say, go get it for me. Yeah, and they
get it.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Crazy? What do you get?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Luckner Bucks, Lucky Boys in Pasadena? You've been there? Lucky
Boys Pasadena has the best breakfast burritos in l A.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Look it up. I want to see it.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
And they don't. They don't deliver. Sometimes sometimes I'll call
somebody and go, Yo, I'll give you one hundred dollars.
Go down to Passaga Lucky Ports fucking breakfast burrito.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Do you get cheese fries with it?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah? I get the whole thing that looks good, the
best thing about the sea. That's the key you get.
You have the breakfast burrito right to your right. It's
the perfect amount of everything dispersed equal.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Eggs, cheese, bacon, sausage, ash browns. And that's it.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yes, and look at to the left, the best ranch
sauce with the best hot sauce, and you duck them together.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, I know you don't get the cheese chili cheese fries.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
No, I don't get that. I can only eat one Lucky.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Boy, one Lucky Boy burrito burrito and that's nine hundred calories.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
My second favorite, that's a Mike burrito. Yeah, is the
Corner Cottage. What the fuck is that in Burbank? They
deliver Get the Corner Cottage breakfast burrito. That's my sake.
Second favorite. My third favorite is Cofax.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Colfax is good. They've been good for years.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
And if you don't have an opinion about breakfast burrito,
don't be my friend. All right, do you have an
opinion about it?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I tell you who's got a pretty good ass fucking
breakfast burrito is right here up at Sportsman's Lodge. It's
called uh everyone, No, no, that what's what's the spot?
That's Civil Coffee. They have a good fucking breakfast burrito.
I like there, you know why I like that they
have chunky potatoes. I like those big cute potato Look

(37:29):
at that thing, yeah mmmm, look at the big chunky
I like big chunky fucking potatoes. Give me chunky potatoes.
Look at that thing noise and look wait and look
at zoom in and look at it and look at it.
Look at the fry oil because you can still see
through the burrito. By the way, as soon as I.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Eat that Lucky Boy fucking.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
As soon as I eat that my stomach.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Lucky boys will lucky. But okay, that's me And with
Lucky Boy, I'll kiss the burrito, I'll fuck the brito. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you want me to fuck I burrito? Do? I don't. Okay,
that's your all right, my bad dude YouTube. But I
get it.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I get it, all right, Yeah, we get it.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
If there are places in La where you can the
best of something, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's why the city is still why it's still holding up.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah. Yeah, what should we be for? Halloweens the girl
from Silent Hill. F Oh that looks like Yeah, I've
been playing that game.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
No, I haven't started yet.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I have, I've been playing it. I'm going to give
up I've died fifteen times.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
I say, it looks really hard. I don't want to
deal with that right now.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
I'll tell you can I tell you what's hard. There's
only two modes, story and hard.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
So stories like too easy.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
No, story's too hard. I don't even know what hard's like.
Fuck that. Then, all right. In the beginning of the game,
you're stuck in this small little Japanese town. Yeah, okay,
and all of a sudden, there's these creatures that come
out with a NYE. It's fucking scary as funk. What's
the name of the game, Silent Hill f And.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I'm ready for some fucking Halloween shit. Are we gonna
go to a haunted house?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Oh? Yeah, let's do it. You see you see that creature? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
They're like, is that Alli Wong?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, Allie Wong that you play Alley Wong And you're
the first twenty minutes again, you're just dodging, like running
from them, and you can hear them chase you. It's
so petrifying scary, and there's no it's all mealy weapons.
So you eventually you pick up a pole like that
yeah or yeah or something like that, or like a

(39:38):
pipe and you're fighting these creatures with a pipe. It's
so hard. That's too hard. It's so fucking hard. But
it is beautiful and it's pretty scary.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Bad Friends Halloween? What are we going to be for Halloween?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I was just writing on my notes.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, Bad Bunny? Oh yeah. People are mad at Bad
Bunny for doing the Super Bowl as Yeah, dude, he's
the man. I don't what's the issu? Go ahead? You're
a Spaniard. What's the issue with Bad Bunny playing the
Super Bowl? I think people don't like that he speaks
Spanish only Spanish. What percentage of America speaks Spanish? He
speaks English? Yeah, like me, you're right, bad English doesn't matter.

(40:16):
Fifteen percent of the fourteen percent of the forty five
million people speak Spanish. There was a lot of people
will get it.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Me and Conto Baylar.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I think. I think Bad Bunny is the fucking Yeah,
you know, Woteca, we should do a Bad Friend's Spanish
edition and try to speak only in Spanish. Good luck.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Well, how do you see Bad Friends in Spanish?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Malos mano malos, amigos.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Maloos, Hey, come do malos, dude.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
That was one thing that Leo did right in that movie.
Was he got his he got the Spanish right when
he when he was like vibing with those dudes, you
could tell he they loved him.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Shia can do that too with the Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
He vibes with them.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Oh yeah, dude, look at it.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah because Shia. But Shia is from from where in
La He's from Eco Park, right, he can do it.
And didn't Leo grow up a little bit nicer, a
little bit nicer.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I wish that we grew up like in La not
me why.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I like being from Chicago.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
It would have been easier, I think, though, Well.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
For the business, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
But you watch a Charlie Sheen write documentary in Malibu,
when Sean Pann and all those guys neighborhood kids were
making films they it started.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Then that's a fantasy moment in time. And the same
way that like, what are the chances that like the
Will Ferrell class have sm now It's like, these are
fantasy moments in time.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
These are going to be in a fantasy moment. I
didn't have a fantasy moment.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
We're living in it right now. Oh no, we made
bad friends together exactly. This is our this is our
little fantasy moment.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, but you know it'd be cool that you're in
an avocado field with young Keanu Reeves.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I mean, what are you doing out there?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
What? Growing avocados at each other?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Like cut it out, d cut it off, bro?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah, and well it was fucking great those what a
great throw Bobby. Yeah, I mean I think you, Kiana,
I talk like that too. I wouldn't probably talk like
that too, dude, because Keanu Reeves would influence me. Yeah,
it's like, bro, dude, fucking fantastic. You got an a geometry.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
You know, you just sound like your brother. I know
that sounds like Stevie.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, I think it influences you. Right, So it's like
you know you you grew up with de Naro, right
right Denaro? Hey? Yeah, you know, if you want me
to help you tutor in that buy all of your clothes,
I think I help.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I think you would have been a good fellows. Don't
you think that's really good?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I don't want to grow up now you're don't you
have to grow up in two time Nikki Bob, Two
time Nikki Bob. Yeah, two time Nikki Bob.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
I see nikky Bob twice every time nik can buy
nicky Bob. That's why they called me two time.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Okay, what do you mean, No, I like it, nikky Bobo,
nikki Bob. That's two times, nikky Bobs. You always said
everything twice.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, it's everything twice. You know, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Say it again?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
What's your name? What's your name?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I'm slippery Santine's.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, do this lines.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Do this line. Gobson never caught me, Slippery Santines. As
I sneak through, as he.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Sneaks through that, as he sneaks through.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's actually pretty good.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
It's pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
You would have grown up in La Okay, you would
have grown up in Koreatown. Here's your life. Yeah, yeah,
you're working. You're fucking bussing at at at a soul park. Yeah,
you're bussing tables. You're you're still gonna take your same route.
You're gonna get mad TV like nothing's gonna change.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Oh you think that no matter where I was, you
were gonna be always going to end up here, or
you're gonna be on a roof during the riots. I'm
the rooftop Korean for sure.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Ford Percy and I'm at that colleg junior drive through,
like what is going on?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you would.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Have been Bobby Lee no matter where you were placed
in the world. You were born to be Bobby Lee.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah, you were gonna be you.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
And that's what we love about you.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Said, those fantas, fantasies aren't real the shit.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You're living a fantasy. You live a dream. We get
to talk to our fans and do stand up and
do like this is the best dream. Is the best
dream you've ever lived? Yeah, I don't ever want to
wake up.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
But it'd be great. Like you're in Echo Park, like Shia,
like let's go duck hunting?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
You think friends with you? You think you would have
been his click.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I think Shi would have liked me because he liked me.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Okay, he likes you now, all right, chances of becoming
famous are extremely slim. So that is less than zero
point one percent of the global population.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
And he's still not happy.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
He's still not happy.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
The likely I'm so happy and so grateful. You just
wish you were from La No. But when you when
you watch that movie Charlie Sheens, it's just like, it's
what an exciting life you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
He lived under the guys of famous parents, so it
it it like ushered him into the world naturally. Yeah, right,
like I told you that documentary. I love better baskets
of Baseball.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
It's great that her best is a babe of it.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
There it is, There's Nikki two times.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
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Speaker 1 (45:00):
That's right. Look, we all have way too many subscriptions.
This is an old point that we've made so many
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Or to shopify dot com slash bad Friends. That's shopify
dot com slash bad Friends. Oh that I could be
that for Halloween.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yes, yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Shave my beard like that little Fu Manchu.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Where did the name Fu Manchu come from?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
I don't know, man Asia, it's a real guy.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Is Fu Manchu a real guy?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's a guy?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah, come on, you don't know that to be a fact.
We're just guessing. The new Fu Manchu is a bit
of my British author Arthur Wild, writing as sax Roamer
nineteen thirteen series of novels about a sinister Chinese villain
Bobby Lee becoming the embodiment of the Yellow Peril Bobby Lee.
The specific name likely comes from the generic Chinese surname
Fu historical ethnic group Manchu, creating an exotic and threat

(47:59):
and threatening identity for the character. So is Fu Manchu
gonna be x out of our vernacular now because it's
un pc. It's funny because people still call it Fu Manchu. Like,
isn't that called a Fu Manchu? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Right, Skuys probably just aren't people who would change how
they talk.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
The character name originally from Arthur Ward.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I like yellow peril.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yellow peril is a great name for your special Yeah yeah,
yellow peril.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
When are you ready to tape? Are you getting close. No,
come on, I'm not You're not at all close.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
But when when what hula goes? This is the amount
of time weeks. Fact, I'm like, okay, got.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
It's an hour, right, No, what do they expect out
of you?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Forty minutes?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
You're doing just forty.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I'm gonna do more. But I mean that's I mean,
that's the line I have forty. So then I'm like, okay,
you want to do the least possible. Yeah, I'm doing
the least possible smart yeah, yeah, bank for you. And
then the next one it's gonna be great because I'll
clean slate, I'm gonna walk. Honestly, I just can figure it.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I genuinely think you'll never do another one. I think
one is good.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Now I'm gonna do another one. I have to why,
because there's no more personal things I want to talk
about about how I really feel that I don't do
and I want to go in Waiste marking.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Because it's all like a pipe dream because you were
trying to show off for Louis, like, oh, after this special,
I promise I'll really get into the depths of comedy.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
And you know, okay, you know, my whole life has
been this I believe. No, this is what I'm being real.
My whole life has been you can't do it. It's
my whole life has been this, you can't do it.
It's not gonna happen, this and that, and I always
do it and I always prevail, and I can't wait.

(49:40):
And then when that happened, I would love that. I
can look at you and go, what's up.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
I would love that.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
And then you're gonna be like, well, I never said that, right,
and then we're gonna have another conflict.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
All right, you'll see moment.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
It's actually just you'll see. Is my the whole reason
why a I'm even where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
It's a good thing to bring up, you'll see, because
that was my favorite phrase when we're in Australia, Bobby's
first thing of his mouth. I'm going to be jacked.
I'm going to get so jacked. And I go and
you'll see, and I go, No, you won't, you go,
you'll see. Yeah, but we're past the year you lost.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
It doesn't meant that the sea hasn't happened. Okay, yeah,
this happens. You'll do it when the tides, all right.
So I went to that fucking gym next to my house,
Planet Fitness, I short of God. I walked in there
and I and I go, can I join? And they're like, well,
we need your bank account? Why, I don't know why.
I go, I just have a credit card and say,
we don't do it that way, we need your bank account. No, no, no, no,

(50:30):
that's what they said.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I've never heard of that before in my life.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
That's I've never heard that before in my left too
bank account? Right, what so then what I know? But
there's too many hot people there. Yeah, I don't want
to be slothy in front of those people, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Just get a personal trainer.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Then, yeah. So then I brought my friend Alex over there.
You know, my friend Alex for a tiger. And I
didn't know how any of the machines worked either, right,
so once we go, we already went. Once he's gonna
teach me how those machines. You don't even know how
to get in him. It's like a all away and
you don't know how to put the stick in, and
I don't know what it works.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's like that Japanese game show where they got to
go through those cars on the thing.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
That's what it's like. Yeah, yeah, and then then every
machine works on one thing, like I don't want this
muscle to be fucking.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
This is a good muscle. Look at this.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah, I know you don't want that.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, but I know what you don't want that?

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah? Yeah, or like you know, my my elbows like gigantic,
and I'm like, I did this machine too long.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
All you really need to do is like push ups,
sit ups, and then you know, some squatty stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
No, but I want to learn how to do this one.
The butterfly one.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 3 (51:32):
There's one where there's sticks above and you do this.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Wait, what will you do flies?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah? And then you do this one like flies, Like right, yeah,
I would to be able to do that. But even
this machine is different.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
The bench press. Yeah, just get on a friege, just.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Get go to plant famins. It's evolved.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Oh they've changed.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Yeah, I don't know what the machines do. Look at
the machines that are fucking so complex.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Sound like I'm a Kimmy Schmidt who has been buried
for like fifty years. Yeah, yeah, is he on all
the machines?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
See that machine right there? I didn't sit on that
I would revert. My knees were on that thing right,
I was staring backwards.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
It would be funny to see a Bobbyly workout video
trying the machines for the first time.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yeah, like I don't know how to get into that.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
She's in it right now. Just like that's well, now
I know after squat and press. Yeah, so you're not
gonna be going a planet f it. Why don't have
someone to come to your house to train you from
your house?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I don't have weights, you don't need much.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
You can do bands, you can do you can do
exercise with so little today.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Yeah, maybe tomorrow night. I just decided. No, I just
literally decided because I have I have my pod tomorrow
at four and then Alex will be there afterwards. I'm
gonna give him a little money, go right to them
and go right to Planet that Fitness. I'm going to
finish the training.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I thought you couldn't get in without your bank.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
No, you can do a day pass. That's what I'm
gonna do. Yeah, I'm gonna get tupid day passes. I'm
going to figure out how all the machines work. I'll
even video it. Okay, now I'm being real. I want
to do it. I want you to because I'm just
I think my thinness isn't good.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
What do you What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I still look fat?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
You don't look fat.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
No, if you take my shirt off, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
What do you mean? It's just it's just lumpy.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
It's andres like, I'm so no offense. We don't know
what he looks like without no offense, dude, and none taken.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
But it's so much offense he's taking.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
What I'm saying is that it's Can I be honest
with you? I'm a pork too. Yeah, you're flying ye yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm flanny.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
You're like a fly. Yeah. What's dessert name? If we're
all desserts, he's flawn. What's what's carlos? What is it aural?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
No, he's like a baguette?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Oh yeah yeah, a bagett?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Nobody wants it.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Nobody wants it.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
I'm flaky and yeah, you have a great body.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
It's up and down, yeah, but it's pretty. You can
see the muscles.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
It can be if they're supposed.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
To make I work out with me and Andreas. No, we
don't know what muscles want That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
But yeah, yeah, he's a father now he has less
time to work out. Dads have way less time. He's busy.
He's either editing, taking care of his kid or editing
dad bod like that, and dude his his dude. The chicks,
especially in our age range, they love dad bods.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
They do.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yes, they fucking do you ask any girl of a
of an age that's our range, right, I'm sure girls
in there like twenties don't like dad bods. They want young,
but like thirties and up, those girls love dad bods.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Oh, I can't wait.
I'm inspired today you are. Oh yeah, I'm doing it
because you're right. I did say that by now I would,
oh yeah, and I didn't. I did lose the way
five weeks, No, I don't. Well, I'm gonna start tomorrow.
What can it in five weeks? Do you think if
I start tomorrow in five weeks? Do you think you'll
be able to see to see the difference.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
If you have to if you go every every like
other day, yeah, he would you have to go like
literally three four days a week. Yeah, Yeah, you're gonna
do it.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yah, Yeah, I'm gon do it.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
God, I think it's a great day.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
I love this Yeah, yeah, and that.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Who are you doing it for? Though, that's the real question.
What who are you doing it for?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Spike?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
No, I'm doing it because when I when.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Because women find you attractive.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Yeah, I get giggles when I walk into the Wee
Spats steam room from who little Asians know, from all
the everybody.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
They giggle because they know who you are.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I don't know if that's the case. That's in my mind.
I think it's it, but it could be my poor
gi Andreas like bodies.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
You know, he's gonna go home and be like, I'm
gonna quit that show.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Yeah you are?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Are you a member at a gym?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, your wife is though, Yes, she's in. Your wife's
in phenomenal shape. She works, she works full time, is
a full time mom and still has time to go
work out. Damn, dude, why did you get her?

Speaker 4 (55:43):
He's funny?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, you're a funny guy. Sorry, you know what. I
love you, right? I see their skill set taken, Yeah, taken,
hopefully not.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
A nontaken so he has to non taken. He's building
all this up to like shut us down.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Are you offended right now? No? I love you? Yeah,
you know that deeply.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Okay, fans fancy does not does not buy it.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
It's emotional abuse.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Yeah, yeah, is it an emotional abuse?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
I think if you were doing this to like your partner,
they could like recording and like show all their friends.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
They'd be mad, right like that, Like that Mel Gibson
usually just shut up and blow me. Andre is just
gonna have this lot loop in the courtroom.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Poor, poor, poor, you know, I apologize. I'll use a
different reference next time.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Okay, Yeah, I think it's just because he loves you.
We all mean to each other because we love each other.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
That's the only reason we do it.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
That's the only reason.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Have you ever hooked up in the movie theater?

Speaker 3 (56:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
With the movie's empty? Right?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
No people were there there.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
It's a bad movie, right.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
No, I've got I got a hand, I got a
hand tug over over a coat underneath the coat.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Like Gremlin's five.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah, you couldn't fucking it fucking would be possible, I
don't think. So where are you fucking unless no one's
in there?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Like Germany, there's like on pornhub, videos of like Germans.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Fucking that's a that's a casted porno. It's not hidden camera.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
No, it's like a real movie playing in the background.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, but Germans are fucking lunatics.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
They're lunatics.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
They created two girls, one cup, bud, When are.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
They going to add another cup?

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
They can't just share that one forever? Yeah, No, I
gotta I got a handy tug in a movie theater.
I thought that was kind of tight.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Was there a one girl, one cup? I mean, why
did you go to the second movie? First elevated dude
went right to two do Part one? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
You know that reminds me of every time every time
somebody brings up two Girls, one Cup, I always think
about cake farts. Do you remember Cake? One of the best.
That was when the Internet was really finding itself. Now
it's just evil and fucking dark and sad and nasty,
and you're like, you want to see you guy get
killed live on Twitter. Well, look, we're gonna create our
movie theater of Indian corn and cave butter nat and

(57:56):
native corn. So please come to our new movie theater,
and it's call They're gonna be called Fancy Corn. What's
the name of our theater chain. We're gonna make a
chain of theater. You're good at naming things. Yeah, you've
always been good.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
There's gotta be a lah lah, there's gonna be a
make a French Yeah, I mean la.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Crochet, la crochet prefail. Yeah, that's what it's called, the
preferred crochet.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
The preferred crochet.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, that's itchet. Yeah yeah, yeah, so please come see
the let preferre corochet.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah. We'll have fancy native butter, not Indian.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Sorry I said that.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll have kve.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Butter, cave butter.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Well the fixings, right, No, smart water. You don't like that.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
It's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
It's bullshit, okay, And we'll have filtered water, no charge.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
No charge, and you can pee at your seat. There's
a little yeah, thank you for being a bad friend.
Fire and ice, what's up? What is it?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
It's it's a move called fire and ice.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Go on.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
You get like mento or like like some sort of
like mouthwash. You make it super like crisp and stuff,
and you go down on them like a guy, like
a girl does it to a guy.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
And then what does this call her? Daddy?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Now? What show yeah, where's the fire part the ice?
It's like it's like, oh, so it's ice and ice.
It's ice and ice.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Where's the fire company? Where's the fire the mintal, the
mental and mint that makes it hot?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Yeah, I got that wrong. But the ice is like
just super intense, and you go back and forth between
the two.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
One time in high school, this girl, wait, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
No, I mean it just it doesn't make any hit.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Him, go ahead, hit him?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Yeah, I could be remembering the escort.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
I think it's just called ice.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
It sounds like ice.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah. Yeah, the door fucking flips open. Right, there's guys
with guns. Is that your paper?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
You're just going down on ice agents, ice and ice?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah? No, I promise you have your had a bumping bumpkin?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Oh wait, what's that again?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I swear you get ahead when you're taking a poop,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
That's not a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
That's not a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
It's not a good one at all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I mean, what do you mean, what do you mean
be fun?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I've never had it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Ye, yeah, I've never had one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
A blump No, not even close.

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