Goodbye Jason Cauchi | The Valley S2 reunion Part 3

Dylan, Ruby and Pat are back to break down Janet's true evil, drinking problems, Jason's love, black outfits, lifted shoes and more from Bravo's The Valley.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is on display here is Janet's true evil. Right
do we think that Janet gives a flying fuck about
actually gives a fuck about Danny grabbing people's asses?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Answer?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, big family feud buzz right, No, Hillo. Welcome to
another Brands magative episode of bad Television. That is long
for bad Team.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think we're into it.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And I'm dyl that's short for Dylan. That's pat short
for Patty Patrick.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes, Hi, and uh.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Ruby is over there in New York City, her favorite place.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Hello, guys, how are you great?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Ct A out of the gate. We have decided, the
three of us that we're gonna with the baby. We've
listened to your feedback as too, because, as you probably
don't know, or maybe you do know, we're ditching Miami.
I'm sorry. It was a business decision. It had to
be done. It wasn't bringing in the money that it should.
Therefore we need to pivot. So we had said, let's

(01:16):
do Rock of Love season two because we enjoy talking
about that. That's a great show to recap, in my opinion,
and then we said, well, half our audience loves our
coverage of Traders, so we're going to please both of you.
Which very often doesn't work, but I think it will
in this respect. Yeah, we're going to do Traders season
one Australia and we're also going to do Rock of

(01:38):
Love season two. It's a win win for you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You can find a Patreon, dot com slash another podcast network.
You know, we hear you, guys. You know everybody's always going, oh, no,
do this, so no, that's stupid, keep doing It's like,
we can't. We can't please everybody. Okay, we have to
do what our hearts want, what our minds watch, and.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
What helps our bank accounts.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh well, and I just I just can't regardless of
the bank accounts. I mean, listen, we're sure he's overflowing
with pelotons. We're doing fine, but we just we can't
watch fraudulent plastic Miami. I'm still blown away by the
culture down there. I want really nothing to do with
that city if I never go to that city. I mean,
everyone's everyone's talking about, Oh, you gotta go to Miami.

(02:20):
You gotta go to Miami. You gotta go to a
y to sweat and stay up super late, Like I
don't want to Ruby. Do you hear what I'm saying?
Understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Okay, yes, Dylan, but I feel like I'm the only
ally that they have, and I don't want to we're
abandoning them. But I as we get on this ship
and leave them on this island, I'm the last one
on and I'm standing at the back of the ship
with tears streaming down my face, and I want them
to know that I didn't want to do this.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, she's like one of those violin players on the Titanic,
you know. But then she as soon as the boat
go down down, she'll grab a life raft and she'll
get the fuck off that. She won't grab a light,
she'll grab a fucking person baby. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, all right, so we are here to break down
the Valley Part three. I am fresh off a carpool
karaoke with myself, had some just some really some incredible songs.
Just cycle through the liked playlist, you know. You know
when Adele comes on, I I'm really moved. I usually

(03:22):
don't I don't hit skip. You know, she's she's got
such a powerful voice.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
You know that big record that she had like probably
like nine years ago. I forget what the hit was,
but she gets really high up there it was about
a breakup of her marriage. I believe, easy on me.
And it's almost like all the radio stations that were
playing that particular track got talking points on Monday because
they all return mostly female. The radio djson said, well,
the co host would say, would you do this weekend? Well,

(03:49):
the new Adell record came out, so of course I
listened to it in my bed and cried, all.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
We well, I understand it. I completely understand it. Adele's
a powerful woman. But listen, we're here to talk about
less impressive people. We're here to talk about the cast
of Bravos The Valley. Now, if I could get into
my rotten hells real quick when I say unimpressive. It
really dawned on me towards the end of this episode

(04:17):
that I'm not saying that Tamra Judge has a ton
to offer the world. I'm not saying that I don't know,
Meatball definitely doesn't. I'm not saying that Meatball has a
lot to offer the world. But these people are truly,
truly some of the most remedial human beings soul wise, spiritually,

(04:41):
and it's also crazy to think about that they're parents.
Most of these people are parents, and I just I
just am happy that the season is done. It's been
a dark season. I've thought it's been a fun season,
but part three.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
We doubt need.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm going to give it eleven and a half rotten hails.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Eleven and a half rotten hells weibe. If you don't mind,
can I go next? Okay? This episode?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Is that a regular sized Doe cook or a small
Dick cook?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's regular, just big hands.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
This episode solidified that I hate Janet and her husband
Jason is insufferable. I dislike both these two people. I
had no idea that at the beginning of the season
that it would end this way for me feeling about
those I also don't like Michelle at all. Yeah, I
think she might be pretty horrible too, which is odd

(05:43):
because she was married to a really horrible person. Takes
two to tango.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I guess opposites attract.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oddly enough, this show has me I'm not gonna say
I'm in love with That's definitely not what I'd say,
But it has me liking nia In Danny and Dare
I say it, Luke and Kristen, Dodie. Everyone else is
a horrible person, an absolute horrible person.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, how many goddamn Rottenhills would you give it?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Nineteen rotten hills?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
This reunion could have been eleven minutes long. I thought
to myself today when I woke up, this is going
to be the last time for a very long time.
Hopefully that I see Jack's on my screen in a
new capacity. It will be about four months before I
rewatch Van or pump Roles for comfort. These people, you

(06:37):
know what, I what dawned on me, were making fun
of Meatball. I believe do you think that Travis and
Meatball have a bigger real estate success portfolio than Jesse?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
And I can answer that question for you a million percent.
We'd like to believe that. But it was out in
one of those Bravo Facebook groups. Gina and Travis are
back to renting, so they don't have well, I.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Mean, people, people rent for a lot of different reasons.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
But that's not a real estate portfolio.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Well, the company selling and their company sorry, their jobs, yeah, sorry,
oh sorry, sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Don't don't you fucking you high falutin fuck sitting in
your on top of your equity sneefing Cavia looking down
and the rest of us are renters. I mean it's
just crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
You slurp caviar, Dylan.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Not you, you fucking snoof it up your nose.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Okay, I'm not judging Renters. I'm just saying that.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Sounds like you was saying eugh.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, I would give it approximately. Uh this episode specifically,
thirty one rented rotten Hells.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, rented Rottens.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That's not that's probably like twelve Rottenhills. Yeah. You know
when you say that you watch vander Pump Rules for Comfort.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
A lot of people do that. Yeah, I mean it's
like Seinfeld to women and friends.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Well, I think you know, Seinfeld is probably Seinfeld to women,
although maybe it's I don't know that a lot of
women are going to sleep with Seinfeld. I'm not sure though,
dudes that are very high and lonely. Yeah, but I
actually understand it because the other night we put on

(08:27):
an episode, the episode wherein Tom punches Jackson the Forehead
for breaking up his relationship with Kristen Dodi and Sheena
Chet starts crying and says, they knocked me over and
I think that day she had gotten new teeth. So yeah,
I mean mashed potatoes and gravy.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I Hope season three.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, Pat, I have to agree with you. Here's what
I have to say. Though, I am very confident in
and not a lot of things in my life. I
am confident that the addition of Lala Kent and Cinichet
will not make us love this more. Period.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I am looking forward to the new cast of Aarona
Pump Rules. We shall see how that goes. And I'm
also looking forward to the Real Housewives of Salt Lake
City and also looking for the Real Housewives of Providence.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Let's go on Island.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh that's right, So.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I so sorry. Just the last note before we begin.
Some of you may still be stunned by the news
that we're moving on from Miami, but that frees us
up because we will definitely be recapping the Real Housewives
of Salt Lakes.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
So I wanted to start off with a bit of
a eulogy. I saw this. I saw this online because
my wife said that she had seen on whispering a
Leen's or something like that that I mean, he couldn't
have taken He couldn't have taken it down this morning,

(10:04):
right though, because I'll just start crying if he took
it down this morning. Do tell there was a message
about the closure of Jack's Jackson's stud he took it down.
He took down the eulogy for Jackson's Bar and Grill,

(10:24):
which as I was reading through, I was I was
smiling ear to ear and I am so bummed. Why
would he have taken that down? That's crazy?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Could you paraphrase for memory a little bit? Please?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Just that there were so many people that poured their
heart and soul into this endeavor, this Apollo thirteen restaurant launch.
I hate this guy. I can't believe he took that down.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
So there was a couple things. The fact that he
talked about, you know, losing his staff was one of
the toughest. Yeah, and he had a total of three employees. Right, yeah,
you own a vacuum repair shop, you have more employees
than that. Yep.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Gosh, Jax Taylor, does the guy do anything good? We
pick up with Jason in Black saying, you put fuck
you better, you better? You know.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
It's just like I would have said to him, what
are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
But as recently as the Super Bowl, Janet knows that
Danny has put his hands on other women, and she
implies that people on this very stage know exactly what
she's talking about, including stupid tits.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Stupid tits, But it's Michelle that prompts her to share
the other stuff that she'd experience, you know, her sexual
assaults by him, which involved him being inebriated and following
around like a puppy dog at a party.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, not like a puppy dog, like a like an
inebriated little guy. Well like a yeah, like an overly flirtatious.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Puppy dog trying to humper big stupid.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't want to use puppy dogs. Don't make you
feel uncomfortable or gaze at your heaving stupid tits like Danny.
I'm sure did Rubes you know what I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
About, right, Yeah, but I agree, Yeah, No, puppies don't.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Pubbies do not do that.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Actually, But what I will say that is annoying about
this is like, don't go to girls and say, like, dude,
that was really fucking creepy. He was being a creep
and then when you are confronted about it, be like, no,
I didn't mean that he was being creepy. I just
mean I mean he was just a little No, you
said he would.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
He was being creepy.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
He was following you around like a creepy little elf,
staring at your big, heaving, stupid tits.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I want to be an ally of
the victims of Danny, So yeah, keep that for the right.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
And we are so Jasmine knows. Yeah, go ahead, rubs.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I say.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
That's what I'm saying, is we we all are. And Brittany,
don't don't back down. You have allies here, we will
hold you up, right.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Right, Gwyneth Paltro didn't go you know, actually, wasn't that bad? Right?
You know? No matter how good Shakespeare in Love was,
which it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
No, No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I mean, I mean, I mean, is that one of
the craziest Do you want to talk about the fixes?
In My God?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
There's crazier Jennifer Lawrence playing a forty three year old
in like uh.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I mean, I thought I thought she was good in
Silver Line explay.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Bud Oh okay, but what was that one where she
played like that she invented your joy? Okay? And also
that one where she was playing it was Robert de Niro,
wasn't it, same guy, same director called the hustle or something. Right, Okay,
she played like a forty year old.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
And now so you're referring to just her entire career.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I'm saying that she won an Academy award and it's
as absurd as Gwyneth Patrill Winn.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Can I tell you something. I think that she should
have won her Academy Award for Winter's Bone? She was
absolutely fantastic. What part did she play in that she
was the mother in Winter's Bone?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
It's one of those things that people may not know.
If you have any interest whatsoever, give it a watch.
She really is terrific, credible.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, she's just terrific. Kind of a downer movie, but yeah,
all right, So Jasmine knows that Danny has a drinking problem.
We all know that Danny has a drinking problem. And
then Andy says, Danny, do you have a drinking problem?
And he goes, just what, you have a drinking problem?

(14:31):
I haven't drank it in weeks. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't think people understand the true what categorizes you
as having a drinking problem. Some people think that it's well,
it could be a myriad of things. You drink a
case of beer a day while you sit in your house.
That could be deemed an alcoholic. It could also be
someone who drinks once a week and then blacks out
every time and begins getting blurgering.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So if every time or nine percent
of the time, or eighty percent of the time or
seventy five percent of the time, or let's say fifty
percent of the time you drink and you black out
and walk around drooling over heaving pairs of stupid tits,
then you're yeah, you have a drinking problem. Yeah, I mean,

(15:20):
what are we talking about? It's nuts. So Jesse says
that he goes out and gets fucked up, that's not
a drinking problem. And at some point, and this happens
a couple times throughout the episode. It was really really confusing.
We've referenced it before the movie with Will Ferrell as

(15:45):
the basketball player. What do we got? What do we got?
What do we got? Semi Pro? Semi Pro. There's a
scene in semi Pro where they're all fighting and someone
says you're a drive turkey and everyone stops and that
has crossed the rubicon. Okay, offense is seriously taken. Danny says,

(16:06):
you called me.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
A clown, called me a clown.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
He is. He has taken aback in a truly emotional
way because Jason called him a clown, and I'm just like,
what are these human beings?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Jason says. There's a reason that he called him a clown.
He says, and I quote, I'm all worked up now, Yeah,
call the police because Jason's worked up. Jason, what happens
when you get worked up?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I know nothing.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well, it was funny to me because Janet and Kristen
have called each other cunts before, and Danny's pissed off
about the clown moniker. But we move on.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I used to get pissed when a certain person used
to say you're not tracking, and I'd be like, I
want to jump through this window and strangle you. And
that seems way less harsh than a clown.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Somebody calling me a clown like that would have to
be just some kind of older uncle from Philadelphia. You know,
that's how that makes sense. Anybody else, I'd be like,
what decade are you from?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
We get to the ratting room, and once again, that
little fucking weirdo Luke is at the center of it.
I mean, he was the one that broached this topic
with Janet and Jason. And I'm telling you, the guy
gets in the gossip. He's a little mole rat. He
just likes to dig around and shit. Yeah, you could

(17:26):
say he's a colorad and you know Fisher, but but
he's best job.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
He's doing his job.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I wasn't aware that he was eight years younger than
her either.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
That's pretty cute.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah. I thought that was very just actually not being
a sarcastic piece of shit. I actually thought that that
was very interesting and made me like them more.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
And it's so odd she has quite the spectrum of
men that she's dated. I'd forgotten that Jacks had called
one of her exes to show up at Dave Andbusters.
And that guy looks like a drug dealer.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Well oh he was.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh yeah, he's a fall out boy drug dealer. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
So great question from Andy. Why'd you get a tattoo
to debunk a rumor that you said you don't care about?
And I love how Andy crucifies people. He does it
with this earnesty and kind of like bubbly naivete, like

(18:23):
he just really wants to know, but he knows.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
No, he knows he's that. He also kind of touches
on something that I think we've all kind of discussed,
which is this storyline is so horrible. Why is it
continually brought up? It's it's horrible.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, and Kristen really, uh really lands the final blow.
Although Janet will speak many many more times this episode
and all of all of it will be evil, but
she says, nobody gives a fuck about you. I don't
know why we're talking about this. Nobody gives a flying fuck.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I have some losers that are spending three grand for
Bravo Con tickets.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Might well, they're not losers, They're fans of the show.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's right. Did I say losers?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Ruby are we? Are we not picking up what he
because he had that thing about the renters and was like,
oh no, no, I wasn't judging, but it did sound
like he was judging. And then he just called the
fans of the thing the losers. So I don't know,
I feel I roll back to tape.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I didn't say losers, I said fans.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Kind of. He didn't mean to call Janet a dumb bitch.
He must call her a fan, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
All right, let's get to the night at Britz. Nope,
no way, well, no way.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Zach jumps in to say that both Janet and Jason
needed a storyline. It's so weird who doesn't like who?
I'm kind of confused.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
This is go ahead, rubs, Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
This is what I will will say. And I also
commend anybody doing this while they're this pregnant. Props to
these two women. The amount of care that Kristin felt
a about this Janet Jasmine segment when she was like
she wouldn't allow for any bond to be re established,
she was like, you talked about her too, don't. Then
Jasmine was like, I admit that I called her a crazy,
dumb bitch. Like I know, I'm just saying, like I

(20:13):
kind of I would like to be friends with her
maybe again. Kristin cares about this to a degree that
is weird to me, and it was it was respectful
of Luke to say, wait your turn please.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I think that she cares because she wants to take
Janet down more than anything in the world. I think
maybe she wants to have a child more, but one
be take Janet down. And I don't blame Kristen Dody
for that at all, because What is on display here
is Janet's true evil? Right do we think that Janet

(20:47):
gives a flying fuck about actually gives a fuck about
Danny grabbing people's asses? Answer? No, big family feud buzz right. No,
she cares is because it is a round she can chamber,
and she's chambering it over and over and it's just so.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Gross and reckless. My hand would have been up when
Andy asked that, now are we at the beach where
this is? Where Jasmine called Janet and Karen.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, Jasmine did not have a good showing tonight.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Or the entire reunion, or.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
The entire season or the first season. Get her off
the show.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
She needs to go.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Get her off the show.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
We can see her two times in season three, and
it's because she just happens to be at the same part.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's so crazy that that girl got on this show
and is at a Bravo reunion, Like what are we?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
I don't know. I agree with you wholeheartedly, but I
think that maybe one of those episodes, Pat could be
like them getting ready to go to her wedding, perhaps,
and that I would allow that I would too, That
would be cute.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
You know, well, if we can openly say why we
felt that it was not a good fit for her,
is she never found her place within this friend group.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's there are no if we really distill it down,
there's hatred between people. But there aren't that many storylines
of this season, Like there were a lot of forced storylines,
and there was, as I said, vitriol towards one another.
But outside of Jack's going to rehab, there was really

(22:30):
no through line of anything. And Jasmine, if there's no
storyline that you can glob onto, then you're just kind
of trying to throw shit at a wall, which is
what she was doing the entire season.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Well, she had said at some point, and this was
I thought it was a crazy line. She said she
got mad at Janet repeatedly bringing up that Danny had
sexually assaulted her because every time it did it would
make her angry again. Yeah, hence then she'd have to
bring it up again.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yes, right, and again another point of just clarification that
I think needs to be made aggressively in all caps
with periods between all the letters. I believe Danny put
his hands on her fiance, not on her, right.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, yeah, so I get that she's upset.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
But yeah, but yeah, he told Jasmine get daddy a cocktail.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, which is gross. He's he's got a drinking.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yes he does.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
He's a tiny little drunk. All right, Let's get to
the night at Brits. The partners were happy to see
Zach there, even if Jax does not want him to
be there. And Jason just steps in and says, you know,
I really got to say, Zach is trying to extend
an olive bridge to you, Jacks. It's it's it's really

(23:46):
really important that you recognize that these people will go
on line, they will go on the Twitters, they will
go on the Instagrams, they will go in the comment
and they will say genuinely disgusting things to one another
or about them about one another, then try to pretend

(24:11):
as though they're friends. I mean, we're not friends. We're
not fans of John I can't speak right now, we're
not fans of Jax Taylor. But if I was Jack
Taylor and Zach had said the things that he said,
there was no olive branch. Long enough, we're rich enough
on planet Earth that I would ever grab from this
piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, clearly Jack's expressed those exact feelings. That's good for Jackson.
I don't care what he thinks. I don't even know
who he is.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, I don't want to know. Yeh.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
He means nothing to me.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Me.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
The way that Jason approached this reminded me. I don't
know if this is too deep of a cup. But
do you guys remember when Matt James had to break
up with Rachel k'connell and recoil at her touch on
National TV? And I believe it was that man Emmanuel o'choa,
I don't know his name who led this fake earnest
nest full conversation of whatever. That's Jason, Jason, Jason, you're

(25:03):
sounding a lot like a manual. Please stop talking. And
I know he's been in black the whole time, but
it felt very different this episode. His suit, it was
so imposing. Yeah, so, Jason.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It was a doctor Phil's kind of Johnny Cash type
of outfit. We had gone on and I didn't like
it one bit. Now, listen, we move on to the
Frank Dremmen.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Thing before we do Dylan, though, I do want to
just jump back to that whole Karen thing because I've
heard the term She's a Karen kicked around quite a bit,
so I asked my phone what a Karen was, and
this is what it told me. Karen is a pejorative
slang term to typically use to refer to a middle
class woman who is perceived as entitled or excessively demanding.

(25:50):
The term is often portrayed in memes in depicting middle
class white women that use their whiteness and class privilege
to demand their own way. I think god that applies
to Janet one hundred and fifty percent. Yeah, so, Jasmine,
I'm with you on that.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'm one hundred and Karen's are also people that just
you know, they stand up to the mediocre standards of
customer service nowadays.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's what Karen's are to me. And sure, the whiteness
and the evil whiteness and stuff like that, but also like,
excuse me, I got a text saying it was ready,
So why have I been here for thirty minutes? Right?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
That's unacceptable, you know. And the seventeen year old kid
making nine dollars and fifty cents an hour he has
to explain that to Karen.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, yeah, but he can't talk because he's on fentanyl.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I was at CBS actually picking up prescriptions and you
run into this and everybody says, you texted me. I've
been here for six hours and my prescription isn't here.
Still everyone is yelling and the line is like it's
always long, and you just have to get there and
know that this is what you're walking into. And an
older man walks up and he doesn't see the line,
so he just gets in line behind the person that's

(27:00):
the register. It's a bunch of people my age. No
one is going to say something to a man that
is in their seventies if they are my age. This
person is going to go. He will be quick and
then he will probably die soon before.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
He won't be cool.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah, well well maybe yeah. You know who said something, Karen?
And Karen saved us and she said, excuse me, sir,
there's a line. Yeah, and he left the pharmacy. He
looked at it and said, no, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
You know.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I love you, Karen. That guy reminds me a lot
of our father, who, yep, who went into.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
That pharmacy said this is way too long a line.
I'm going to take it. I'm going to take a
chance here I'm going to take a shot at this.
If I get caught, I'm leaving. If I don't, I'm
going to give my medication. I'm going to die soon.
So I'm gonna do this.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
One last note before we move on to the other thing.
Jack's leaving rehab.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
That other thing is Frank Dremmen and Naked Gun, which
Jax has not seen.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
He knew the correct the way.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
He's maybe seen twenty minutes of it.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Okay, by the way, love that Seth McFarlane. He's a genius.
The tie in with the Naked Gun promotion here with
that movie coming out, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Why do you say, Seth McFarlane, He directed and wrote
it Naked Gun? Oh good for him.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Jacks leaving rehab to see his bar name. Uh the
bar's name changed, and asked and Jack said it really
hurt him. And then brit says she kept the bar
afloat the entire time he was gone.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's what does just one payment?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
If she means she made payroll out of her own
bank account because that place was a ghost town, which
it was. Yeah, then she she did keep it afloat.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
She made a rent payment and uh right, not an
entire rent payment because Jackson isn't footing the bill for
the entire thing.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I mean, she did I wish you went Ruby. You
never went there, did you?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I'm there. It looked to me it looked like it
had no love put into it. It was pathetic.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It was almost like, how do I say this without
It's almost like two idiots opened up around Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah. So what I was gonna say is what happened?
What has described is it sounds like exactly what it was.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, for sure. Now let's get to the Frank dremon
of at all he has a Burner account. So two things, Well,
one thing Jacks has not seen is naked gun. One
thing that Jacks has seen multiple times is every episode
of this season. And we try to reverse that reality

(29:51):
here in this segment where Jacks is poorly acting as
if he is surprised at the revelation of his Burner account.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Go ahead there.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
There was a time in this episode that I believe
it was after the Brits situation, because during that you
could see him filling with such rage. If he had
a weapon, everyone in that room would.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Have been oh absolutely.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
But by this point, and like at one point when
Zach is coming for him, he is, so he's like,
I didn't watch it. I don't know, I'm not I
don't know what he took, but wow, you're a liar.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
No, it's just like they you know, crazy like narcissistic
people and people with like bipolar like you can kind
of there's like an act that's it's like good enough
to pass for some people. But if you're paying attention,
you're like, oh, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
It's a lizard trying to be a human being, yeah,
or like a robot. You're you're like, you know what
a robot? Are you?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Jack's trying to lie about not having seen this season
is a little bit like two kids getting on top
of one another's shoulders in a big dust her to
go buy liquor, Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I need your ID?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah? All right. So he also has a bunion and
he is selling things on eBay because he has to
make money. So we get to the whole thing about
it being Jackson's show. I know that the three of
us are not fans, but this is this is Jackson's show.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I agree. No one else could have pulled this off
from VPR.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Correct Ruby, Yeah, I mean, can.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You imagine trying a show called Lalla's World or where
the fuck would that have gone?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Katie's World?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Dylan Stock, I mean, can you imagine?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I am not kidding you there, Dylan. I am mad
that you brought it up, and I am going to
rack my brain for things I'd rather watch Yeah for
probably thirty five minutes after we hang up.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Now, my wife, Shari, she's thrown her hat into the
production creative show world.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
She thought that the production creative show world is a
perilous place to be. I know, it's a brave thing
to throw your hat in there.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
It's tough to get a lot of projects off the
ground in Hollywood. She thought the next version of whatever
came after vander Pump should have been called Sandy and Swartz,
and they focus on Tom Tom. At the time, Sandy
and Swartz were both dating twenty four year olds, and
she thought, let's let's like get into the world of
Tom Tom and all the.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
People that worked this. And I know Sandoval is a
piece of shit. What he did to Ariana is bad.
Ariana did that to Kristen and I know they were younger,
but these are all snakes, rats, cheaters and scumbags. So
you know, I mean, look at what Tom Sandival did
on Traders. He's good TV. He's an absolute buffoon. Come on,

(32:51):
I don't want him on TV anymore. GA, what are
you talking about? You're gonna get freaking Zach and Jasmine?
All right? So okay, where where are we?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
We want to know? Luke knew he was in love
with Dody and to quote kirst and Doty, no one
gives a shit.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, So yeah, go ahead, Robs.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
No, no, I can't because it says we get to
Kristen and Luke proposal new bullet. Don't care.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
No, No, I mean the fact that we took eight
to eleven minutes on this. My god, Now do I
ship them?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
But I don't care, babe?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Babe?

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Would you rather watch another eight minutes of this or
Katie's World?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't know world.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I would much rather watch Katie's Katie's World. I want
to see Katie arguing with the trader Joe's employee because
she's supposed to be picking up a bunch of vegan
pesto for their sandwich bar something about her, and then
the trader Jo's employee is like, you know, you should
just buy this in Bolt because you don't need to
come here and get eighteen little things of this every week.
I do, and she flips out, So yeah, i'd watch that.

(34:05):
But anyways, this was very, very, very boring, and we
get to Janet and Jason's skipping the party.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's the best thing we could do. You know. Yeah,
you weren't getting along, Thanks Jason.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Okay, thank you, Jason. Let's talk about Jason. Nope, Jesse
confronting Honeybee.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Blankie Blankie boy. I'd love to get some stories out
of him.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh yeah, holy shit, would he be a good sit down?
Aaron and him talked about the fires. That was the
last time that they spoke, and Michelle.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Your be's okay, yeah, man, they're fine.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I think that Michelle is an evil person, but I
think that she hides it very very well. Jesse is
the one thing that can just she just erupts out
of the like Godzilla. And when they're talking about the fires,
she cannot hold it in. She's so angry at the

(35:09):
recollection of Jesse probably being a stubborn, annoying little piece
of shit over the fire. She just hates him so much.
It's kind of a. I don't know if I'm tired
of it yet, but it's definitely a drum we've beat
quite often.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Okay, So I dated a girl twenty years ago, Lebanese Lana,
And when we first met, she said, you know, I'm
hesitant to start a new relationship, pat and I why, Well,
my last two relationships, the guys were pieces of shit,
and then she'd get into detail why they were horrible people.
Blah blah blah blah blah. We have a two year
relationship and I dump her because she was a little, mean,

(35:46):
little fucker. Okay, next thing I know, Yeah, I run
into her with her new boyfriend at a Christmas party.
I put my hand out to shake the dude's hand.
He refuses. I'm like, what the fuck did she tell
him about me?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
But then I realized everyone that dated her is an
asshole in her mind. Oh yeah, but really the problem is.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Her, it's it's levity. He's a lot of that nasty
little fucker.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
She punched me while I was driving a car.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
No, I mean, listen, it's it's well known. I mean
it's part of the Laura fan of Patty, and we're
gonna do that. Patty quiz on the meetup. We gotta
to announce that soon. Ruby, No, nothing, So Aaron and
him are good, he and she are not. So let's
get to Janet being a fan girl.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I love this rehearsed response to that question because she
clearly knew it was coming, and it was so not
a response based that was even in the ballpark of
the question.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
My favorite part about this segment was the flashback to
Shinae singing good as Gold, because it is one of
these things that is, you know, I envy people's confidence
a lot of the time, and you know, you have
to ask yourself though, like would you rather have the

(37:08):
lack of self belief to keep you off that bar
and not do that? Or would you rather be confident
enough to go up there and do what she did?
And you may take the former.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, that's I think the question you're really opposing, Dylan
is is the world much happier place when you're stupid?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Ruby? Yeah? Ruby looks like she's going to be sick
right now.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
These you said that? Why I watch Van Prose for
comfort that, Dylan, these moments are you you look at
them and you say to yourself, they're what you didn't
auto tune like you elected to actually have your mic
on you you were, this type of confidence in someone
like you or pat would be I mean, it would

(37:54):
be world altering in the best way possible.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Sure, are you?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
This type of confidence in our brav celebrities results in
right or or that, Birdie and Brady having an awareness
event for for victims of sexual assault. And you know,
so we have to ask ourselves what world do we
want to live in?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Question speak speaking of comfort and thank you for saying
that about me and Patty, and I believe the same
for you. I think that if any one of us
put our mind to it, we could be president of
the Euston Is United. I think we could actually, But
my wife has been at home with child and one
of her comfort shows is Ronnie. Now Ronnie is still

(38:37):
goaded as it's the greatest franchise of real housewives. I
will not hear any other arguments.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
First three seasons of Real Housewives of Orange County.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
No, that middle with Bethany and Carol and Derinda and
Ramona and Luyne Spot there's nothing better than that. I
don't think right rupes there.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I think it's because together they are a category ninety
three hurricane right alone. They are very, very very stressful
weather events that require all hands on de Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Oh absolutely, Oh it's a perfect storm. But can I
say really quickly yes, No, you were going to say
you're for my money.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Season one of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a
standalone like for characters the work of Art Kyle and
her sister Kim, the final episode her calling her out
for stealing her house with Mauricio. We had no idea
there was that much darkness going on between that relationship,

(39:42):
the seance meeting where the media medium tells Kyle that
her husband is going to leave her because he wants
younger women, right to her face, Camille Grammer announcing to
the girls constantly that she felt like Jesus.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Yeah, Pat, I know that you guys aren't into the
ticking in the talking. There are things that I will
send Dylan's wife sometimes, just videos of just Ramona alone, right,
and they're present their past, and they're just of her
doing things and existing. And it's like you could do
that for every single one of them. And I think

(40:20):
that the level of delusion that exists so deeply on
the makeup of these women well before they got in
the show. Oh my god, she was a Morgan and
she she's now bankrupt, and she believes she is still
a Morgan.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
She's still a Morgan. Ramona Singer will film herself having
a Pina colada on a Tuesday on a random rooftop
bar in New York and it is just joyous. It
really is just joyous. But the reason I bring up
Rony is because while while Danny is a little drunk,

(40:53):
I don't think there's a bigger drunk in the history
of Bravo than Derinda. This woman. Really think about it.
Is there anyone that has a drinking problem like Okay?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
And maybe me give her a run for her money.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Even though Lou got thrown in prison, I still think
Derinda is a why are.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
You fucking bastard? Don't put your hands on me?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
On the Countess pat When Kay and I will all record,
I'll download to save and I'll send it to you.
That's the best fucking for That's the TikTok. Everyone needs
to go look up after the show. Look up drunk Dorinda.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
It is.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
If you don't know her, watch this. Oh my god, Arrian.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Art Yeaitarian Art, Okay, we gotta get back.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
So we went on. Okay, but what brought us here?
With the light we got there?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
We're talking about shows that I mean, this is part
three of the Valley Reunion.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Sorry, okay, So how this got brought up? As Andy
point blank asked Janet, Hey, we have fucking fame fucker
and like trying to plan a way to get on
this show. Yeah and so and she says Andy, Yeah,
they're all acting like I had good as Gold posters,
which I don't think exists. No, on my wall, No,

(42:12):
that was not the question.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Nice spin there, although maybe good good as Gold posters exist.
Maybe they're like out in the desert next to that
big trove of et games.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
You know, Oh that was a great dog.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I can't believe they found them in that. That game
was shiit. I bought it for two dollars when I
was a kid. I popped it in the Atari and
I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
You know what we're talking about the other day, the
Sega Genesis. Somehow, I don't know how they struck this deal.
They had all of the Disney releases, so like the
The Aladdin's and the Lion Kings and all that that
was all on Sega Genas.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Not only that they had Lucasfilm, they had different versions
of Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Sega Genesis is an underrated console, really beautiful. So there's
this accusation though Sonic John Madden Mortal Kombat and what
are we talking about. There's this accusation that Janet has
acquired an alter ego, and I don't know why. Like

(43:15):
the again, these people are very unimpressive. It would stand
to reason that she she wouldn't have an alter ego.
She's just herself now. She used the alter ego to
trick you all, and now she's just awful, very interesting.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
So what you've quicked on is correct here. She she
has been wearing her human suit for years and she's
actually been a lizard the entire time. Sure, she no
longer wears that, but her skin, it looks so much
like human skin because she's been wearing her suit for
so long. You guys didn't see the lizard person in

(43:53):
front of you.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, And what Janet does is she goes and she
meets with the other lizard people and there's like a
pecking order, you know. Donald Rumsfeld is kind of he
doesn't really respect the work that Janet does because you know,
he's figured Donald Rumsfeld. I think he's dead, but they
never die.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Oh hey, I do want to say this though. There's
things that were said on this reunion. If you pick
up they're just like throwaway lines. She had said, like,
you know my marriage, you know my life, it's like boring. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there's truth in that those little things.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh yeah, she is. She is frothing at the mouth
to find some kind of.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
High if she makes it to season five. Jason, I'm sorry,
you're not gonna be living in that house anymore.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
So what I have to say is, I would I
would like to take credit for calling when we got
these tattoos together and she said, I've never heard you
say the F word before.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
We knew that she needed something going on, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean she married this guy. Would
a lot of agree. I looked him up. By the way,
he's been a practicing lawyer since twenty ten, same firm.
I think he might even be a partner now. They
do litercation and entertainment law because now, yeah, look it
up when.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
You well, maybe the law firm does. But he's a
workers comp lawyer.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Oh Okay, well it named it listed like four things
that is in her his purview of what he could
do if he wants.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Well, we find out that he's a worker's comployer because
we get back into this sexual assault thing. And again,
Jasmine's right that what he did is sexual assault. She's
just wrong in that she's a lizard and she's bringing
it up to accuse him of sexual assault. But we Yeah,
we asked Jason what he thinks, and I think Zach probably.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
He wouldn't do jail time, that's what he said. I
don't think he'd do jail time.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Oh really, wow?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Is how much do I owe you for that?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
If the glove don't fit, you must quit? You remember OJ?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Yeah? Still and I remember OJ?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
No, you don't. You were two years old when it happened.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Did you know that Alan deer Schwitz, who you may
have lots of theories on because you do that. Did
you know one of his first cases was representing Teddy
Kennedy when he fucking went in the drink with that
fucking woman and then took off for twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
That?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
You know, it's crazy? Is that was like the best
thing he ever did?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah, yeah, oh, I was gonna say. Then he helped
out with the OJ case. Not a lot of people
knew that, but he was teaching at Harvard at the time,
and he did a h A class in Harvard What
could we come up with to create reasonable doubt? And
they all came up with the Colombian drug cartel story
and they sent that to the lawyers in LA They

(46:45):
used it and it worked wonderfully.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Oh interesting, Yeah, stumback specifically, I mean, I mean, he's
a real pick now he's going around fair grounds accusing
perogi standowners of being anti cement, which you know they
might be, I mean, but it's still a really bizarre site,
Like why are you at a fair grounds right now?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Hey, look, he's eighty six years old. He can walk
around and enjoy his time, I guess.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
But enjoy your time then don't do what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, come on, dirsh all right, So let's sweep this
under the rug. Janet says, Hey, bitch, we haven't swept
this under the rug. We've talked about it seventy times.
We swept you snaking your way onto this show under
the rug. That's what we did. Hands up to Janet
weaponize the sexual assault. Everyone raises their hand and we
get a raise.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Not everyone. Michelle keeps her hand down and Jason and
Janet keep there.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Well, Jason, Janet don't count Michelle, No, Jason, Janet don't count.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Right, But Michelle kept her hand down. She thought it
was sexual.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Michelle doesn't go, Oh, yeah, what do you think? Should
we get to the next thing?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah, let's do it. Okay, Zen party, so let's just
call it. Yeah, yeah, he's talking.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, it's no, I'm kidding. We have to keep going.
So Janet being accused of using words to hurt people.
We've all said horrible things to hurt people, and she
says Danny called Michelle o'hore. Janet is she's both good
and bad at this, Like she's really good at sitting

(48:25):
in the pocket and just looking at people and make
them making them just fucking explode. But if she has
to go on the offense, she's just sloppy and bad
as she's sloppy calling, saying that Danny called Michelle l'hore
is one of the wildest, most gas lightly things. He
said that her ex husband called her a whore in

(48:48):
a group thread. But what kind of fucking trick. Are
you trying to pull when?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
And then she opens the door and like Nia, and again, Yeah,
I think the elf has a drinking problem. I would
not feel comfortable if this happened repeatedly, once twice, four times.
You can't look at the heaving stupid tits. You can't
do it to my friends or to strangers, and you
have a drinking problem. But I think the issue here

(49:15):
is that there's no none of you are good. So
then when he is sitting here looking at jin at
being like, I think it's very important that we use
words that are you're lying. He didn't say horror, It's like, okay,
I agree with that. But also, your husband is probably

(49:36):
going to fuck other women if he hasn't already. I'm
very sorry to say it. I'm sorry, Nyah, I'm sorry, Nya.
You are the most beautiful person I've ever seen in
my life. Your husband is looking at heaving stupid tits
when he's blacked out.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
And I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. When
Daniel gets caught, she's gonna take him off camera and
she's going to have a conversation with him. O. No,
she's not going to say goodbye. She is not going
to say goodbye. I do not agree with you, guys.
You think she's going ruby for no, no, no, no, no no.
You're not taking into account that she she went into pageants, okay,

(50:06):
which means not bad. But but but she's all I think.
I think that it beats that she is a little
bit of you know, a stranger right, stranger and strange land,
and that means she'll have loyalty to a little guy
with drinking problems who cheats on her. We've seen it
time and time.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Well, he did get her to Santa Clarina though, Yes.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
All right, So we get to Jack's. Well, we get
to Brittany and Zach being buddies and cut back to
a picture of Zach in twenty eleven and his hair
has not just sucked, but it has been so dumb
for so long.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Dumb hair.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Did you see that hair? Very dumb hair. Okay, so
we get to Jack's banging. His staff goes.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Nowhere, that goes nowhere.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
So absolutely no, Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Am not a litigious person, but there have there has
to be some rules here. Okay. You can't just say
Jesse sucks dick to pay his mortgage from some like gay, Like,
you can't just say those things because if you do,
it ruins the reunion because you're like, oh my god,
I can't wait to hear this. When it goes nowhere,
it ruins the reunions.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
It gives them teaser bait. Yes, that goes nowhere. But
we also get to this Jesse, Jesse's girlfriend coming after
your Mahiro, and it's.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Like, this was the best part.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
I don't do this to Andy Cohen.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Do not do this shit with Andy Coininen.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I loved how he got fucking a little lesson, little
schooling on when you sign up to be on a
reality TV show? Ruby, can you break down the game film?
I was confused because I felt like he was having
dinner with his girlfriend. Michelle called and asked if she
could join. Is what I gleaned from it. And then
she showed up with cameras brung okay, help.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Me, Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
I mean it was just crazy, I am.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
It's it's actually nuts that I don't know how you did.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Help me?

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Help me drink? Okay. So what happened was the Zen
party at Yamashiro Would, which was a cast As sanctioned
event by the production company.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Crystals and rocks at Yamashiro.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah, so crystals and rocks, and everyone cried at Yamashiro.
She showed up to that when cameras had just wrapped,
and so obviously, because this is what happens in reality TV,
everybody said, oh no, bitch, we're picking cameras back up.
And I guess that's when she started to heave legal
threats at people. So don't bring this into Andy's house. Okay,

(52:31):
I thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
For She better be careful because she could end up
chap aquidtic good. I mean, hey, hey, listen, bitch. If
you want to be vile, be vile on camera. Otherwise,
stop talking about Baywatch. Are you having a stroke? Stop
talking about Baywatch and leave us alone. And Jesse is
such a little pig bringing this rat around all the time.
I mean he's doing it on purpose. He's just sitting

(52:52):
there smiling as she flames people with I can't stand.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
One thing of note, though, Michelle said, I don't really
want to beak on what took place there, because you know,
she's pretty litigious, and I was thinking, I, even if
she sues you, who's she suing. There's an old saying
that says, you can't squeeze blood out of a turnip,

(53:19):
that's your finances. It's like there's nothing trying to sue peek.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Right, it's the same judge too, because it's both La
and so she's like, God, damn it, guys, I'm not
doing this again. You can't keep bringing these It's zero dollars.
There is no get out.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
No, it's not zero. It's minus one point two. All Right,
you've been you've you've wonal gavel.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I thought we've done this.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
You've you've been awarded minus one two point two million dollars.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
So we wrap things up, thank God. With nice things
to say to one another, Jesse's Michelle says that Jesse
is a great father. It's weird because he's not. We
know that he's not, and she knows that he's not,
so I don't know why she would say that. Uh there.
It's not to say that he's not cute with her.
We've seen those scenes and it's cute. But being a
good father is not throwing a fit when your ex

(54:12):
wife's mother is dying and wants her child to see
her grandma. Being a good father is not bringing around
a woman who banged someone on Baywatch around your daughter
within one month? One month? You know what, I don't
think he's a good dad. Let's just say that. I mean,

(54:32):
is that Am I crazy? Am I crazy?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I don't know, because there's a lot of douchebags out there.
Even if they're they're narcissists, they're narcissism will be I'm
going to be the best dad so that my daughter
will say nice things about me.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
That's not Jesse.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Well he lost that more. Yeah, I'm so good luck.
But what I will say is that we started this
off with the Titanic. I think that Jax would take
a child and say it was his to get on
that lifeboat.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I do.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Billy's ain't the fuck out of the that whole operation.
I mean, my gosh. He so anyways, congrats on your sobriety, though,
Andy says, and we actually get quite a lovely thing
from Jacks. He says, I just want forgiveness one day.
I know that it's not going to be today, and
I know it's not going to be tomorrow, but one

(55:20):
day I can hope for forgiveness. She says.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Rotten Hail Jacks, Rotenhill, all right, that was the end
of our coverage of The Valley season two.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
It's been a joyous journey.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
It's been fun. There was so much help though in
this season. I wish it was a little bit more enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
How many roun heills would you give the whole season?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I'm gonna give it thirty rotten hells.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Thirty three.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna give it thirty three too.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Had so much promise.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Get in the comments, let us know what you thought
about the season. How many rotten hells would you give it?
How many bumps would you give it?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
They're currently filming.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
By the way, who do you want to see on?
Would you watch Katie's World? How many episodes do you
want of Katie's World in your life?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Do you notice that Sheena is front loading news stories
now knowing that she's going to be on this show?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
What do you mean front loading news story?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
So it just got revealed Ruby, you know this that
uh fucko brock his second wife. He was still with
her when he started dating Shena. That was just came
to light. And then also, whose kid did they take
to Disney World to take to prove immigration status?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
I believe that Sina went with them to Disney World
or Disneyland to take pictures to prove that they were
fake married.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
So because there was a much older lady, we have to.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Ask ourselves, ladies, who are we having kids to we have?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, you know, I got to say, you have a
crystal ball, and that crystal ball usually can give you
an insight into something that is plainly obvious. But it
gives Pat a lot of He has a lot of

(57:11):
fun with it. He's like, I called that, right, Corey
Feldman killing himself, Like, well, that's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
No, I.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Think the best call you've made is Brock, because I
thought Brock was just a douchebag. I mean, it's just,
you know, he's just a West Cider from another country.
I mean, how many of those do we have floating
around the city. But no, Pat saw something truly odious.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I also call podcasts that are gonna die oh yeah,
big time, pretty good at that. I also said Will
Smith was going to lose his mind two years before
he did. I also said, Matthew Perry, I didn't say
it was gonna go for a swim, you know.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
And again that's one of those examples that I'm talking
about Anyways, We love you guys so much for listening
the entire season with us, and Ruby's Ruby is with
the departed right now.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
She's got her oh yeah, her hand, Hey on her chest?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Hey, are we gonna do rock a Lover? Traders on Friday?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Traders? We're gonna kick?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
All right, Ruby, you gotta watch Traders Australia.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, season one?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Where am I gonna watch that pecock?

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Okay, all right, I'll get on that cock and I'll
watch it all right.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Love you guys, get in the comments, go to Substack,
follow me Dylan Pete, follow us on the bad TV
and all this stuff, and go to Patron. We love you.
I' Dylan say goodbye, pat say goodbye.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Later, did bye bye? He and the Pizza ve