August 10, 2025 • 56 mins
Dylan, Patty and Ruby are back to break down how no one is looking at Zach, Jax's name being Jax with an x, the movie Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez and John Voight and more from Bravo's The Valley.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
She goes everything.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Okay, anyway, all right, let me cook here. Okay, So
he's been sending uh or the girls that he's banging
have been sending d ms back to Brittany Ed. You know, Patrick,
this is.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Why you can't trust Wed. They always clomb on together.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Get your buddy, all those dub bitches. Jason.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Jason comes off the top rope with a kind of
insane defense, like, you know, guys, he's he's been I
guess it's pragmatic also, but like he's been addicted to
Cooke for a while. We think he's just gonna get better.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Pilo, what I was gonna say, genuine question? Do you
think that I need to change my sweatshirt because people
will think that this is like sarcastic.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Pilo And welcome to another Brands Bank, a new episode
of Bad TV. My name is Dylan, and that.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is pat great to be here.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sober Girl is over there in New York City, New
York City. You could get a dollar slice there. You
could get a sixty five dollars pizza there. You know,
it's a it's a it's a city of of of
of low floors and high floors. You know what I'm
talking about there.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Anything can happen there, and if you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You can make it anywhere. I would say that making
it an Afghanistan is a little bit more challenging than man.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Your network is very limited.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, hi.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Ruby, Hello you too. How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So good?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm good. I'm starting to feel good, starting to well.
I try taking a nap and anyway, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Not going to work.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Are you a napper by trade or no?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I want to start getting back into it now that
the kids are of a certain age, because when you
have kids, I didn't realize you don't get to take
naps anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Were you always a napper?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I loved an out. I'd get home from work and
I'd take it out. Really, I'd shower and then I'd
crawl in bed, and then i'd wake up and start
watching entertainment tonight and my night would start.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, And what time would you go to bed?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Two in the morning? Oh my oh god, I miss
I miss not having kids.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That is too late. What time did you get out?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nine?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh my god, that's so late.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And the thing is, it's it's a chunk of seven hours,
which isn't not like that's that's more than enough time. Yeah,
but it's too it's too late.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Pat, It's not Ruby. I've always felt like I came
alive at night, like that's when I really enjoyed life,
you know, almost like a vampire.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, totally. Listen, we got a couple of
vampires on this day. Is we're here to talk about
the second part of the Valley reunion. There's a tough
watch for me. And I'll tell you exactly why. The
peanut gallery.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ah, Jason boy, he he's a he's a very annoying person. Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, it wasn't just Jason, it was it was the
offhanded comments, the in between subtitled.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like referring to Zach, he had a lot to say,
Zach had a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Jasmine had a lot to say, Janet had a lot
to say. It was just it was wall to wall
of want sorry, what the fuck? Just so many of those. Also,
I cannot tell you I think I'd rather have Shanashey than.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Zach whoa yeah, wow, careful, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So I'm so over it. I mean the fact that
he he he turned into a mute for a moment
to prevent himself from crying because Britney said I might
not ever talk to him again, and he'd never heard
that before. No, two pots, two two pots, two rotten Hail.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Two Rottenhills, Ruby, Why don't you go next?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Right? Here's what I have to say. I thought that
way too much side commentary from the Peanuts. Also, way
too much, way too much throwing to the peanuts. Why
was Andy like a lot asking peanuts what they thought?
Nobody cares what the Peanuts think, Leave them alone? That
was annoying. I really didn't like Michelle at all this time.
(04:31):
Everything was terrible, and that was I hadn't felt that
before I actually found myself. I'm which careful, careful me
to me, liking Jesse a bit, and everything else was
really dark and twenty one rotten hell here?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay? As I said, Jason was very the kids they
say that you're extra. That's a bad thing, right, Yeah, yeah,
he was very extra.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
To you talk about her again? Enough?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You better? What are you gonna do? What are you
going to do? Uh? JACKX was pretty manic. I uh,
I don't want to say he was on coke. Jackson's right.
Jackson is in.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Lifted tennis shoes on a seated reunion.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Where blitzed out of him to get to those. I
had no idea he was five ten. He projects way
more taller than that.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
He doesn't pad, he really does not. But what I'm
sorry there was too much crime coming to me, so
I hurried up my rotten hells. I need to say.
My question for the two of you top of this is,
like we start off with, he's the most manic coked
out he's ever been. Is he doing it?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't know how he's passing you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
First off, I don't believe Brittany that she's been drug
testing him. I'm sorry, I don't. They didn't even have
their story straight. He's a compulsive liar, and she tries
to hide things because they have that Kidah. The fact
that Andy was shocked at the revelation that Jack's was,
in fact on cocaine almost the entire duration of his
(06:09):
stint on this reality show was absolutely ridiculous and absurd
on its face, and duration.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Is also something that we could we could use for
Dreid's time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She had
a duration on the show.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Did you see the.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Clips of that that very unsettling woman talking to Teddy
Mellencamp this week. Didn't you know that woman that has
all of the people on her podcast and she doesn't
ask them questions. She just kind of lifts her face
in a really unsettling way. You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Is this the I've Had It podcast?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know if it's the other annoying No, no, no, no,
those two Oh no, I love them. They're great. Now
this is a get in the comments and let us
know if you know what I'm talking about is the
woman that interviewed Megan Markle and she goes like this, ah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you know,
she the idea, she.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Just let's let's silence his hang for a long time.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh that's you know, that's a powerful thing when you
were able to do that.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Oh yeah, Jamie Lima.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Jamie Leva, Yeah, is that it?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
And I and do you love him more than ever?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Sorry? I'm so sorry. I really didn't expect. I don't
know if you guys can hear that, but that was Teddy.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Sorry, It's okay, all right, all right, all right, so
rough start. I'm sorry, none my bad.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
All right, I want to talk about Michelle and Jesse. Jesse,
for the most part, has been considered the villain aside
from Jack's uh and just an absolute horrible douchebag. This
is what I'm gonna say about Michelle. Michelle is not
worse than Jesse. I'm not going to say that, but
I understand how they found each other. Do you know
(07:56):
what I made? Yeah, she made three allegations during this
read that I can think of.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You see that?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The lights were?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh my god? Is it an earthquake? Oh? No?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, no, okay, wow, you saw that coming before it came?
What powers? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I didn't see it?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, you did?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, I didn't. I'm just worried.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The lights went out in the studio. Then they came
back on, so it's almost like we lost power for
a second. Dylan, I'm going to watch back the tape.
You may be a demon, Dylan said, did you see that?
And I was like no, And then a second later,
I think he's ahead of us in time by four seconds.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
No, he's a demon of four seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And then you grew up with him, you'd know.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
This is the first time he's ever Unfortunately, shown it.
I think this was a mistake and that's why he's
manically running around the room. Footage exactly exactly, this won't record.
What are you doing calling your wife and pretending that
this is not about your demon tendencies?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, he turned off the camera.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What happened? What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Nothing? So anyway, Michelle said Jesse sucked dick for rent money? Right, yeah,
I mean he is broke fine. Then she said he
offered to eat pussy to close a deal.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He is broke, true.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And then she said he had sex with a married woman.
I mean three of those things went nowhere right right right,
And it sounded very similar, not as bad as him
saying that she was a reasonably price prostitute. No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't agree with that. But he is he is
a little she's she's she's saying, he's essentially like a
like a douchebag midnight midnight cowboy. He's like a midnight douchebag,
you know, in those pants and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But well they're very expensive.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We'll get into all of it.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
What is a midnight cowboy?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Who?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Horror a male horror with big dreams, usually played by
John Boyd, who is also in Anaconda.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
As a man Award for that dif.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Different accents in that movie.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Unbelievable film.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Unbelievable film, could be dangerous.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Jennifer Lopez comes up to it, tries to hit on
him because they're gonna trap him. I have been one
of the woman could be dangerous.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I like when the Ana Conda splits him out, and.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, because I love I love when Owen Wilson sides
with him above the rest of the crew. He's like,
come on, guys, let's freaking make this. Let's let's follow
him down river and film him catching one of.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
These idiot idiot you are.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I gotta rewatch that.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh, it's horrible. The deaths are wild, the this, the
bite and spiral. Everyone does the same thing. It's like
they had one program for that. They just put everyone
in the same thing.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, anyway, oh fourteen Rye Hills.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, he sounded like John Boight.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Could be dangerous. Do you have ice cube? Fucking British act,
turn that racket off. He's listening to hip hop.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
There was someone else on that boat, Yeah, who was?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
There were lots of other people who was.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It was Uh, who's the guy that hated Trump but
now he likes him. He's an obnoxious New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, no, no, no, he wasn't in that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It wasn't Michael Rappaport. It was a different redhead who
was like a handsome version of Michael Rappaport. Anyways, let's
get into the valley. That's okay, we're here to although
I could talk about Anaconda for a long time.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We can pay about the movie cast, but I need
to be paid. That has to be one hundred dollars
a month subscription, okay, because it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, so we'll just do it for Gray.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Hey, Gray, will you front this?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, he's already he's a technocrat. He has all the
money in the world. Kidding. Jax has a life coach.
Hold on, he's doing better now. Yeah, okay, he has
a life. He has a sobriety coach and a life coach.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Way to go, Scott. We begin with Jack's actually announcing
that he wants to be drug tested constantly. Yeah, uh,
just preferably uh not on Mondays because you know that's
coming off the weekend. And he also mentioned not federal holidays,
and then he added any days at end and why
because he made test positive for drugs.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah yeah, Thursday'd probably be the best day, but still
not gonna work. Jacks has all of these isms that
are very like addict e and uncanny, like my son
is my medicine, and I want Brittany to hold me accountable,
like all these like stingy kind of addict things.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Can I bring Ruby, what would you like to add?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I'm sorry, I just found that it was increa ironic
that he was. I'm not kidding. I think this is
arguably like the most manic we've seen him in a while,
screaming about how he wants to be drug tested every day.
I just like that wasn't lost on me, and I
thought it was a good way to open the episode.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
You know, yeah, I agree, And also watch this back
if you can stomach a stomach it. This is clearly
a play for producers saying, look, I'll do anything to
stay on this show. That's how I read it. He
said that he announced that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You know, you can't blame people for reading it like that.
Right when it comes to Dax Taylor, no, because that
is his nucleus but.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He's he he's like a lizard trying to be a
human being and he's really bad at it. He's not
a human, he says. He announces that he'll always be
there for Brittany for the rest of her life. And
what he didn't say was because he wants to pick
up an alimony check.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, because let's face it, this loser is toast. He's
not gonna make anybody.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Toast pat that actually is exist so what So what
I'm picturing right now is like a mini like a
six foot tall Godzilla, and he's wearing like a Jack's
hat from the bar and it's like, you didn't you
didn't finish getting ready this morning. We can see that
you're lizarding again, you know, and he's like, god fucking
and then his scales started to sweat meat.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
But also like, let's not a smirch Godzilla, because Godzilla
is actually fucking amazing. It also is the man.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Jackson is also very short. He wears elevator shoes. I've
learned Godzilla is very tall. No, no, no, Ruby, did
you ever watch a v It's a series from the eighties,
and then they did a remake of it with that
guy from a Party of Five in the two visitings.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I know, Wait, did you say it was from the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Well, the originally was from the eighties. They did a
mini series. They used to have these things called mini series, uh,
and it was about the these aliens that came to
Earth and they wanted to help us. They looked just
like us, and then come to find out they're fucking
lizards from another planet and we were their food source.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And and let's go to Ruby. Ruby, did you see v.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, that's why.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's one of the reason why you could have is
because Scott from Party of Five helmed the remake reboot
of it in the two thousands.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Ruby Party of five ever heard of it?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Heard of not seen?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You did hear of it? Because this is the guy
who's been married to his wife for twenty one years
and he had to put her in an institution because
she was trying to assault him. That was like on TMBA.
Ruby follows all these things. She knows everything. Okay, anyway,
all right, let me cook here. Okay, So he's been
sending or the girls that he's banging have been sending
dms back to Brittany.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I you know, Patrick, this is why you can't trust Wed.
They always clob on together.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Your buddy, all those dub bitches.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Jason comes off the top rope with a kind of
insane defense, like, you know, guys, he's he's been I
guess it's pragmatic also, but like he's been addicted to
Cookee for a while. We think he's just gonna get better.
So we talk about who Brittany would be with if
she was still in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And well, actually where this came from is Jacks accuses
her of actually never being into him, which is that's
a pretty long, long game.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And the accusation stem from DMS that he got from
people back from the homestead. Yes, and he's a little
bit like a conspiracy theorist, but like a bitchy, dramatic one.
So he'll just throw something out and go, I'm not
I'm not saying that, you know what, I'm I'm crazy.
(16:52):
I'm so emotional right right now, like it's it's it's
such a tactic and he's so gross.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Us so but sorry, I'm just gonna point this out.
Very nuclear personalities that are just Jax's one. Michelle is one,
Jesse is one, they'll say something to bait you into
reacting just to start a fight. Yeah, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's the scorpion attack. Let's get over here, that's what
it is. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, although Jacks isn't that smart, but he the amount
of times tonight that he just steps and Janet like
everybody does it, but Jaxon is the biggest defender. He'll
say something like that and be like the things I
was reading are it was disgusting. I mean it was
really hard and people are like Jackson, we literally talked
about this three months ago and we proved that none
(17:43):
of that was true.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You're right, You're right. Well, there I go again.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
There I go again.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
These are these need hell these patterns, and I want
to be better, right, and that's why I want to
be drugtastic God, So it's worth mentioning. Probably before we
move off this, we've got.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
To go through the timeline of his coke addiction.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Now we will, but I want to agree with the
Dais that it is in fact a big loss to
lose Hooters.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I feel like we were just turning the corner back
to a culture where we were accepting a place like this,
a venue where drunk, disgusting men could hit on very young,
attractive women that they have no shot in hell of hooking.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I know. I mean though, I have to say,
in an era of Sydney Sweeney, Eugenics, gene ads, I
think we can bring back hooters.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Right, I think?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
So? Come on, come on, all right, So Jesse was
with Zach what's his name, Jackson? Is Jack's a name? No,
categorically know though, right.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
No, it's not a name, it's a sound.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, So Jesse was doing coke with Jack's.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I mean, of course they were.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
It's just kind of dawning on me. The pot's fairly strong.
But we've just been calling this guy Jacks with an X.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, yep, for this long. What's his real name? Ruby,
It's like, oh, Jason, Yeah, that's right. I thought it
was like Edward or something. Now they discuss Jack's use
of coke during filming, and then we get that timeline whatever. Yeah,
and he claims he regrets it, and then Brit jumps
in to say that they'd be a dinner and then
(19:37):
he'd get up from the dinner table every ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's what we just call a yellow flag there. And
I ain't a rad one. How could it not be.
He's violently addicted to cocaine, getting up from dinners multiple times.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
By the way, I must say clearly bad cocaine, because
could cocaine last like an hour after one bump or something.
Ruby probably doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I I truly, I really I don't know. Unfortunately, Okay, well.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Good cocaine will will the beginning schneefs will have some
kind of pregnant pause in between them. But once you
start chasing the dragon and you you know.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's like booze.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's like booze. You just start doing more and more
becomes a habitual kind of mania. Oh wow, Yeah, I
miss cocaine.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I bet you know. We had a party here with
kids in parents. There were probably like three couples and
one idiot.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
They were doing bumps.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
One guy was my wife's like, did you notice so
and so would go to the bathroom like every ten minutes.
I was like, yeah, actually, I do.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Coke with kids is pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, coke with.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Kids is a move.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's it's not a move. There are many words for it.
I don't know if I'd go with.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Move, you know what, Thank you so much because I
was like, I said it right, and then I was like,
hopefully it's just interpreted in like a broad Way meaning
like something that you could do. But a move means
something something good, something thrifty, something uh, you know, cool
or something like that. So it was important to call
(21:21):
that out is the wrong word for that real quick.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
First time I ever, I've only done cocaine eight times
in my life. Actually, during one night, I was really bored.
My wife maybe turn the TV off, So I started
like doing weird statistics in my head how many times
I've had done coke? And I went through every memory
eight times my entire life. Get this first time was
at a club called the forty Deuce where they first
started doing that burlesque bullshit in Hollywood where you show
(21:44):
up at like a secret you know, and the girls.
It got the tops off whatever. I'm in the bathroom,
I go, what are you doing? Right on the urinal?
He lays out a line, he goes, it's good stuff.
Try it was, eh, you know, I want to be
a pussy. I did it best high in my fucking life.
I felt on top of the world for like two hours.
We hit another bar and I'm like whoa, where's this
(22:04):
been all my life?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Next time I try it Vegas. A year and a
half later, it's fucking crystal meth. I'm up for two
days and I'm having suicidal thoughts, right right, Anyway, there's
a there's a spect there's a spectrum.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, definitely. So anyways, we talk about Jack's doing coke
in two thousand and one, and I know that we
need to move on from this, but this is one
of the first underhanded or like kind of to the
shoulder comments from the Peanut gallery. They speak of two
thousand and one the year where we lost oh wow,
many people, many people.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I think three thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yes, but Zach was fourteen. I was fourteen, Okay, Zach, Hey,
guess what. Guess what I was freaking eleven or twelve?
I was eleven? Okay, you old fuck? Like, what do
you do with this guy? Is freaking just gets my goat.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I think he's chomping at the bit to talk.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
So we talk about Jack's not taking his bipolar medication
and now that he's taking it, it's life changing, quote unquote,
it's life changing. Uh. We then get to his jigsaw
killer behavior, wherein he rings up a closed circuit uh
(23:19):
security system, so that he can spy on Brittany. The
guy's just really losing.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a self saboteur, according to him, I just keep
doing these.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay. So Jackson is sad that he's not involved with
the cast. He misses, he miss missed that baby shower,
he misses his friends and Bud, what do you think
Jacks misses more. I'm not saying that he doesn't miss
his friends. We're all social creatures, right, but what do
you think he misses more his friends, or that his
friends are being filmed, or the drugs to say.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The drugs, Yeah, but that starts with the paycheck.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Ol really yeah, Okay, I'm gonna go filming friends and
then drugs.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, because in order to acquire the drugs, he has
to film with the friends.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So he misses that he's not with him because he
loves drugs.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So it's getting a little I'm getting a little tired
of the deep dive on Jackson's psyche. Like, in terms
of the psychees we could really dive into. Jackson's is
among the most uninteresting.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
The bag of rocks that you shake around, and those rocks.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Want to feel good. That's it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That is his personality. There's nothing there. There's nothing there,
and he's getting so fucking old. I don't think there is.
I don't know if there's a chance you can teach
this dog and old teach.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Ruby, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I was gonna say the amount of frustration that I
feel as not the woman who he is divorcing and
shares a child with. It's what it's like, Holly Hunter
in thirteen when you're trying.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We just watched that movie last night, Universe a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Of premonition, ay kind of stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Well, you're a demon, You're a demon, fucking demon for
a second, demon, Yeah, that type of like I wish,
what I wish I could do is strangle you and
put you in a room and lock you in there
until you're just like better or something. You can't because
of laws. And that's sad for Brittany because this person
is a yo yo of a pathetic weird.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Rock and Holly Hunter was Evan Rachel Woods's mother who
was huffing keyboard cleaner correct.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
And also Elasta girl and the best one of the
best parts of The Incredibles. Yeah we've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Right, right, Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I couldn't believe my wife
put it on and I was like, what the fuck
is this?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Did you put it on with the kids?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, no, no, okay, like I thought it was like you
were cautionary.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
All right. So my wife and I fight because you know,
I'm so creative. I'm writing wait and look at this,
I'm writing PMZ and she goes, how much longer do
you need? And I said thirty minutes? And then I
see her going boom woo doo boodoo on the Amazon
Fire and then before I know it, fucking thirteen pops
up on the screen.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm like, yeah, oh, I the fuck is she?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Although?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Can I tell you something? I commend her so much
because she picked something. And then you guys watched it
even if it's not great, you know me and ceased
it the other day with Anaconda and also with Capoti,
which is just an amazing movie, an amazing movie, and
thirteen is an amazing movie too. We watched that. We
watched that fucking thing in Virginia, like I want to
(26:38):
say ten times a summer.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Wow. Yeah, it's like back to the future for you.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's pretty much like like thirteen is my Jaws. Yeah,
what happens in the end to all the children? Uh
they're still alive?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Right, I don't remember. I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I had her turn it off because I wanted to
finish Hunting Housewives.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Oh well yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
So Jax sits in his house and is alone all
the time, and Andy is seeing the kind of silver lining
of all this though, despite him being alone and sad,
he is taking more accountability than.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He ever has. Andy stop being an enabler. You fuck
her please? Enough is enough.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
So we take a quick commercial break in and I
don't usually watch commercials, but tonight we watch her. We
watched it live and Brittany is in a Tombs commercial
wherein she confuses heart burn with heartache and a PA
has to come in and tell her no, it was
the beer, cheese and wings you can Freddy nuts. Also,
(27:54):
there was another gas lighty kind of well, there was
a gas lighty commercial with Jennifer Coolidge wherein she goes
around and she's using her I know, she's using her
Discover card all over the place and she's like, hey.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Don't you know ninety nine percent of places take Discover
And it's like, no, they don't who takes Discover card?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
No, no, who takes Discover That's like a that's a
meme coin of a credit card.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, I want to ask you this. So a lot
of people accuse Adam Sandler of just playing Adam Sandler
in every movie Jennifer Coolidge, Right.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, she's never done a like period piece.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
No, no, but what she is is she's incredible, And
I encourage everyone to go back to Carella's story like
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Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, so well, Jacks is asked if he's still in
love with Brittany, and this is when he he asked
if if Andy doesn't mind just moving on? Yeah, he
gets emotional.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I know, I'm sorry, this is actually we got it
body be medicated. But for some reason, because this is
so unbelievably frustrating for me, what do you do with this?
Like when you're Brittany, like I would look at this
person and just say, I just I wish I could
hire people to beat you legally, you know, and we
(29:42):
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like a little did you guys want to rip your
TVs off the wall?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
He's a fairly bad act. I can't understand why he
never made it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I've been desensitized to the crocodile tears.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Can we keep the kids out of this?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah? I didn't say anything. I left at this point,
this one.
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I went and got a beer two Ruby.
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Speaker 1 (34:29):
It was just so I have the quote, let's let's
be show is dark, let's be accurate. Here's the transcript
Jacks says, he announces, and I quote, cruise was the
one right thing I ever did, other than meeting my dealer. Well,
because that was a windfall of blow.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Well okay, but but but really quickly, when Jack says
cruise is the one thing I did right, what do
you mean coming? Is that the thing you did right?
Because you didn't make something, You didn't raise him. Now
what did you do? He came? That's it.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
And she is so polite not to destroy his character,
but she hints at like, you weren't fucking their asshole.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, And honestly, I commend Brittany for handling what she's handling.
I also like I get the single mother thing. She
is a single mother, so dealing with it alone must
be very challenging. I don't know why I have to
say this, It was just kind of I think it's
that I don't like the way that she talks to
(35:35):
Zoila or whatever her name is, ideally Zulie. She has
enough money to hire and nanny. There are mothers that
are really fucking doing this completely by themselves, and it's
just I don't know, Brittany just aggravates the shit out
of me sometimes. But we get to Kristin who stands
(35:57):
up and says, I need you guys to let me
go to the bathroom when I need to go.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
It's like Jesus pressing on her.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Uh yeah, no problem, your storyline is not you can
go season okay. So Jesse and Michelle cheating another revelation.
They both knew that this was a thing before the
show started, and then did this melodramatic quasi framing or
(36:24):
insinuating all season, and it was like, what kind of
soap opera are you two on? Like can you just fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I think they needed the money because they're both unemployable.
That's why they came on here.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
This is like, this is the wheat trap. You know,
the cia plant you've all Harari talks about. When you're
cultivating wheat, you have to just put all your eggs
in that basket. When you go on reality TV. What
are you going to do after that? I mean, look
at look at what Jackson is doing. You know, you
become just uncleansable for it.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
There's still time for Michelle and Jesse to get out,
but they won't really.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I mean, would you ever buy a fucking house from Jesse?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Now I wouldn't, but I don't think he sold the
house in a while. Ruby, think about your first impression
of Jesse and Michelle on season one. I got the
impression they were both successful. I got the impression they
own that house up on the hill above the.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Ma don Amos. What is it called the ch Chateau.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
So I'm thinking these people are worth like ten million bucks.
Why are they doing the show? Then come to find out, yeah,
they're not. They're not sad.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Now they're renting that home. Okay. So Christin gets back
from a pep and they ask about the dude that
Michelle was dating last year, and Michelle admits it was
somebody who finally gave.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Her some attention. Guys, beware, you don't pay attention to
your lady. She'll get it somewhere else. Jeez, you know
what I mean by the way she had it's to
kissing a dude that gave her attention. By the fact
that she's saying he gave her attention, it was more
than a kiss. I got my Spidey senses tingling.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Well, there's a lot of bullshit going on. I think
Michelle is lying about like we get to we get
to Honeybee, right and blinky, Uh we get we get
to Aaron?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Okay, well he should be here, be here, uh Ruby
nothing no YouTube?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay. So they're talking about their emotional cheating, whether or
not it was emotional cheating, and Michelle goes, we talked
about all of the girls that he was banging and
how I couldn't bang him because I was technically still married.
But we also talked about how I got said like,
you guys, this is priming.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You guys were absolutely emotionally Yes, the judge and jury
is here. It's called old patty. Think of any your
spouse doing this now, this is like.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
No I saw, I agree, I saw together with Alison
Bree and little.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
How was that? Was it gross?
Speaker 4 (39:27):
I honestly it was a little bit gross, but it
was way better than I thought it was going to be.
Pretty blind but no, I thought it was great. That
being said, there is a there are multiple situations in
this film briefing to yourself, and they're they're just together,
they're not married. If you watched your partner act this
(39:48):
way with their coworkers or toward other people, I would
I would Jennifer Connolly their things in a nice pile
before they came.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Home, appropriate weekly, bi weekly, go on hikes with people,
put on makeup to go see them, talk about the girls,
sit they're dating with your kid, and then yeah, so
but but she levies that he is appalled by cheating
but also a home wrecker. And you say that she
just threw this out there and it went nowhere. I
(40:19):
don't think that it went nowhere. I just think that
he did it, and he, like you can clearly see
he's been doing this throughout the two parts. Excuse me,
where he'll be accused of something redhanded, been to a
wall and he'll just go, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
He said, yeap, my ex girlfriend. Hold on, he said
my ex girlfriend that was married.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Or that hasn't been married for twenty five years. And
then Michelle goes, she's currently married, and then he goes, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Look, I don't know where the truth lies, and the accusations.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Are probably wise with Michelle. So we get to Janet
being evil and being a sleuth and knowing all of
these things and kind of vacuuming up information, and also
by Jason being a fucking cock.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I did appreciate how Jesse's like, look, I like Janet,
but she has a tendency to recycle the same fucking
hit job over and over again.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It was so crazy. She does have a little Tamera
Judge where she's such a little researcher. You know, at
the end of this episode when she goes and Danny
had done this as recently as the Super Bowl?
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Okay, everyone like jump all right, so yeah, is it
Rod Serling Twilight Zone? Okay, So Zach, we get to
him literally saying that he wanted Janet to miscarry.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Now we talk about this a lot, like we talk
about how there are certain things that people demand empathy
or sympathy for because they're going through something. And I
get that, Yes, we should go on a case by
case basis for that. But there are certain things that
(42:15):
I understand that you were experiencing some kind of hardship,
but saying that you hope your friend miscarries is a
bridge into a different land where we can just categorize
you as a bad person. I was going through something right,
but decent people and I'm not even saying good people.
(42:37):
Decent people who are going through something usually don't say
things like that and mean them, be they drunk or sober.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Arguably, arguably, I would say a lot of bad people
actually wouldn't say this when they were going through through something.
So yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
He's just such a yucky guy.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah, lot of people like him. He's a fan favorite.
He'll be back.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Well we get to he said he said that threw
me off. Okay, upon hearing that he said that, he
said that it threw him off.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Next up, we have Janet versus Zach verse Christian Christen
Doti and I want to remind the audience they're all
like aimed at each other in a circular firing squad,
and the winner take all is being Britney's friend, which
(43:41):
is pretty absurd.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, it's it's a pretty tough scene, and they're all
really really vying for that. It is a little bit
of a hunger game for Britney's friendship.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
What I win.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
A million bucks Taco Bell parties in North Hollywood. So Brittany,
Brittany and Zach versus Brittany and Janet. Yeah, we discussed this,
but really quickly on this Luke thing, because Luke Inner
Jackson says something about how he wished that he wouldn't
have gossiped and and kind of ratcheted the tension up
(44:18):
between these people. Luke is a He's a gossipy little weirdo. Okay,
he does this stuff all the time. He did it
in the first season, he does it in the second season.
There's something odd to me like that kind of thing.
I get Janet doing, I get Zach doing. But when
you're from Colorado and you eat with a dinner plate like.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It just confused telling me I'm a former TV producer.
You know what Mark, when you see one producers see
him as easy to manipulate.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Chum you speaker, Jim.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Hey, look, go tell Brittany that I don't let me
see here, what's on the paper? Go tell Britney, Go
tell her that Jesse killed a guy.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
No, no, no, They go, what does this heroin? Go
tell her? You know what, why don't you pick one
of the five things we've got, Just pick one and
go tell her.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
He's like, uh, okay, is this gonna be okay? Yeah, no,
it'd be great.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
So Jesse got emotional. I don't know if I'm skipping ahead,
but we're going along. It's a sloppy pot. So Jesse
got emotional at the sharing circle and Andy says, why
did you get so emotional? He says that in that moment,
if Michelle couldn't even tell me that I was a
good father, I didn't know what she could say about me.
And here's the thing. I think that she didn't say
(45:42):
that because she doesn't think that.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Well she doesn't. And also, earlier in the day he
called her a whore.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Ribs go ahead, Yeah, so I think one don't think
she thinks that. So that's probably why she couldn't say
it too. The only thing that you skipped over that
I actually do care about Jesse kissing Jason on that bus.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
If Jason would have it would have broken his Johnson
in the hospital. I don't think anybody on the bus
would have been like they would have all been like, Jesse,
you cannot press charges.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
No, no, no, I disagree if you have if because he
said enjoy your herpes, and I think he was joking.
But the only time when you never know you should
really get violent if somebody's trying to give you a
kiss is if they're homeless and they smell bad in
their skin sticky, And also if somebody has has herpes,
because don't don't put that on me.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Some say it's a gift that lasts forever. I don't
know what they're thinking when they say gifts.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, yeah, what is this for zales or for herpes? Okay,
let's get to the gay guy who zeld Jesse money.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Where did this go?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
This was murky, It didn't go anywhere. There was Oh,
this is one of those examples of Michelle's stuff not
going anywhere because Michelle brought this up. It was just
a friend of Jesse's who happens to be gay, who
zeld him for.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
For his birthday. Which I'd argue there's a certain age
where friends don't send you money directly, they give you
a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, that's a good point. Actually, that's it. That's a
creepy present.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah. I think that's a bit of a creepy present.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, but zachas don't look at me. We're not We're
not you looking at you, buddy, God damn it.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Let's get to actually yeah no, but before we do,
I need to ask you, Zach, who did really quickly, Zach,
everybody production turn everyone's mics down except for Zach's. Zach,
who do you think was looking at you? Can you
preparify for us? Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hi, Zach?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
All right, let's get to the Danny of it all.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Jack Danny dark side.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Jack feels bad because Danny and Nea were so nice
to him and they loved him. They really did. And
it's crazy to think about, truly, how unwell Jason Taylor
isuch to have. Jason Couchy actually had people nice Wisconsin.
(48:10):
I don't know where these two are from, but they
really liked Jackson. They were supportive of him, and they
called him. And because Jack's aka Jason COUCHI, or it
should be Jason Couchy aka Jacks. Because he saw them
rising in the ranks of this show, he decided to well, I.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Was watching the show and I just got passed. So,
sitting next to Britt we were watching season one back,
I'm like, well, these two fuckers are looking.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Better than Ben. Why is this. I'm gonna fucking destroy
the Brendany's like, well, hang on, don't destroy that because
they love you.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
They love you, Hey, they're real, Naice, you come on
when you pull this pants down last time? He didn't
say anything.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, but I'm still gonna destroy that, Like we're doing
flankton at this point.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I went to college.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Okay, hey, cabinet drinking, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I don't blame this motherfucker for this.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
It's a little drunk move. I mean, it's just a
little drunk move. Yuwaki.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
I love the fucking I love that.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Everybody's like, it's not a big problem. He walks into
a cabinet and says, for I think the seventieth time
that day, you guys kind of has sort on me.
I gotta catch up to you. You don't You're drunker
than every All right, hold on, everyone here.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I defended this when it happened as someone who fucking
can't wait to get away from your fucking kids, and
you love alcohol and riping it up. Whoa you fucking
rip it up and you are able to be numb. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And so he didn't want the cameras to see him
because he was already being the storyline had already been created,
(49:52):
and he wanted to fucking pound a bottles.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
And I'm not saying that that is the some kind
of spiritual malady that is a big, big problem that
has to be diagnosed and talked about her. But but
but listen to the words that you're saying. It would
it would indicate, you know, but it's not a big deal. Okay.
He got fucking he dumped the kids off, he had
a vo gig, Okay, got off the Warner Brothers a lot,
(50:16):
and fucking hit the bottle. Okay. But listen, Nia is
asked about if Danny is a little drunk, and she's like, listen,
the cover that these two run for one another, they're
like the Clinton's. I mean, it's bananas. You know, we
we check in, We check in with each other. We
did a lot of therapy, and sometimes Danny will say,
(50:39):
you know, I'm good, and Nia goes and I know
he's not good. And the next morning we have a conversation.
Yeah that's fine. How many of those conversations have you
guys had.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Well, she want to have another fucking kid with this
little drunk groups.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
I know it's it, truly. That was very weird and
scary and cultish, and her just being like and then
we just you know, we're always on the same page.
What does it look like when you get there though?
Is it blood? How did you drag him onto your page?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Daniel, Daniel, there's blood everywhere? Again, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I was shocked. They admitted to go into therapy to
discuss the fucking slap on the ass.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
These two are a Thelma and Louise type. I don't
understand it, but I do think that they would drive
off a fucking cliff together. Rubs, Okay, we will.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
I think we were about to get to that, right that.
For some fucking reason, we're still talking about this slapping
in the ass, right, yes, Ruby.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I'm glad you brought that up. I want to hear
your opinion on this. During the season on the Hawaii trip,
both Melissa and Jasmine told Janet to shut the fuck up.
This storyline should be dead. It's not worth discussing it.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
He didn't tell her to shut the fuck up because
the story was dead. They told her to shut the
fuck up because they saw that she was clearly Weapinari
saying what they went through for her own onus. I'm
not going to tell somebody. You know, if if something
happens to you, you can go through a gradient of
emotions and change your mind and you know, go through
(52:15):
retrospection and stuff. But let's let's just call it. Let's
just call it how we see it. This is Jasmine's
only storyline. It's a only story has to talk about
it has to talk about this, regardless of whether or
not it's still you.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Know, Ruby's going to talk. But here's my take on this.
I think you nailed it. The uh, Jasmine. You either
decide you're not going to accept this person's apology and
you never speak to them again, or you find a
way to accept the apology and then let's move the
fuck on, please Ruby, Okay.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
I would also like to preface everything by saying, to
my knowledge, nobody slapped your ass, Jasmine. Okay, so new
sentence now, you, Jasmine, I do not believe are allowed
to see these people off camera five times over the
course of the year, be completely fine with them, and
then at a publicly filmed event, decide that you are
(53:11):
now taking issue with it and you're bringing and yet
when that person is like, whoa, I've seen you, you know,
every month for the last year. It's kind of crazy
that you're doing this right now. You take issue with that.
I think is a little bit crazy. You don't have
a storyline. This was fucking nuts, right, And I actually
thought that Nia was very nice when she was like,
you're allowed to experience for however long. Yeah, yeah, Janet
(53:33):
is not allowed to talk about this in a way.
And it sucks that it's about sexual assault because if
it was anything else, the little drunk Gremlin and Felma
and Louise could be like, you are ruining our fucking
reputation and family, you dumb bitch a storyline.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Get off there.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Here's the thing though, it must be confusing because you
were going to sell us that tiny little house after
this we all went to the tiny little house.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
I forgot about that. Well, she says she doesn't work
that area.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, okay. So on the after show, Danny said, uh,
why is this getting brought up? And they clarified that
it's by Janet and not by you, And that's when
that's when x Ray xtray read all about it. He really,
he really gets quite cocked up. Okay, and he starts,
(54:24):
honestly like cambucha top busting out of his all black attire.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
You're referring to Jason, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Yeah, yeah, wanted to fight little Daniel. He almost, he
almost got so animated that he threatened physical harm.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
I'm concerned that Jason no longer works at a law firm.
He's trying this hard to stay on reality TV, or
he doesn't like his job. He'd rather do this.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yeah, I mean, well, I mean I don't know that
he's going to be able to do much after he
said that. The fact that he said that he was
going to cry because they exchange between Jasmine and Danny
was so disgusted.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, oh no, he said that.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Did I ever tell you I saw them too, really hopped.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Up on all this stuff? Huh he Mary hopped up.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
I saw those two walk in with the newborn baby
two fridays in a row at happy hour, and he
has his fucking head on a swivel. It was the
I didn't know what at the time. It was the
first week that the Valley had like come out, and
he's looking around to get recognized. Oh yeah, he loves it.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Get in the comments let us know what we thought
about the episode. We love you guys very much, showing
us the Patreon dot com session of the podcast. Now
we'k for a PSPMZ and more meet up coming soon.
We got to figure out when we're gonna do that
next one.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Also, should we fucking give up Miami? Can we? I'll
tell you what I Oh, Dell, I told you I
was going to do this. If we get thirty people
to join Patreon this week, we'll still We'll continue to
do Miami. If we fall short of that, we're moving
on to something. Nelts, how does that sounding deal? Don't
sign up, Dell, Hey, it's Miami.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Don't sign up. Dyl hates my five stars kind words.
We love you guys very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye,
pat Say goodbye. He is Old.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
Street. Sign your head
She goes everything.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Okay, anyway, all right, let me cook here. Okay, So
he's been sending uh or the girls that he's banging
have been sending d ms back to Brittany Ed. You know, Patrick,
this is.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Why you can't trust Wed. They always clomb on together.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Get your buddy, all those dub bitches. Jason.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Jason comes off the top rope with a kind of
insane defense, like, you know, guys, he's he's been I
guess it's pragmatic also, but like he's been addicted to
Cooke for a while. We think he's just gonna get better.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Pilo, what I was gonna say, genuine question? Do you
think that I need to change my sweatshirt because people
will think that this is like sarcastic.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Pilo And welcome to another Brands Bank, a new episode
of Bad TV. My name is Dylan, and that.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is pat great to be here.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sober Girl is over there in New York City, New
York City. You could get a dollar slice there. You
could get a sixty five dollars pizza there. You know,
it's a it's a it's a city of of of
of low floors and high floors. You know what I'm
talking about there.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Anything can happen there, and if you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You can make it anywhere. I would say that making
it an Afghanistan is a little bit more challenging than man.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Your network is very limited.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, hi.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Ruby, Hello you too. How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So good?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm good. I'm starting to feel good, starting to well.
I try taking a nap and anyway, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Not going to work.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Are you a napper by trade or no?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I want to start getting back into it now that
the kids are of a certain age, because when you
have kids, I didn't realize you don't get to take
naps anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Were you always a napper?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I loved an out. I'd get home from work and
I'd take it out. Really, I'd shower and then I'd
crawl in bed, and then i'd wake up and start
watching entertainment tonight and my night would start.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, And what time would you go to bed?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Two in the morning? Oh my oh god, I miss
I miss not having kids.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That is too late. What time did you get out?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nine?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh my god, that's so late.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And the thing is, it's it's a chunk of seven hours,
which isn't not like that's that's more than enough time. Yeah,
but it's too it's too late.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Pat, It's not Ruby. I've always felt like I came
alive at night, like that's when I really enjoyed life,
you know, almost like a vampire.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, totally. Listen, we got a couple of
vampires on this day. Is we're here to talk about
the second part of the Valley reunion. There's a tough
watch for me. And I'll tell you exactly why. The
peanut gallery.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ah, Jason boy, he he's a he's a very annoying person. Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, it wasn't just Jason, it was it was the
offhanded comments, the in between subtitled.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like referring to Zach, he had a lot to say,
Zach had a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Jasmine had a lot to say, Janet had a lot
to say. It was just it was wall to wall
of want sorry, what the fuck? Just so many of those. Also,
I cannot tell you I think I'd rather have Shanashey than.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Zach whoa yeah, wow, careful, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So I'm so over it. I mean the fact that
he he he turned into a mute for a moment
to prevent himself from crying because Britney said I might
not ever talk to him again, and he'd never heard
that before. No, two pots, two two pots, two rotten Hail.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Two Rottenhills, Ruby, Why don't you go next?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Right? Here's what I have to say. I thought that
way too much side commentary from the Peanuts. Also, way
too much, way too much throwing to the peanuts. Why
was Andy like a lot asking peanuts what they thought?
Nobody cares what the Peanuts think, Leave them alone? That
was annoying. I really didn't like Michelle at all this time.
(04:31):
Everything was terrible, and that was I hadn't felt that
before I actually found myself. I'm which careful, careful me
to me, liking Jesse a bit, and everything else was
really dark and twenty one rotten hell here?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay? As I said, Jason was very the kids they
say that you're extra. That's a bad thing, right, Yeah, yeah,
he was very extra.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
To you talk about her again? Enough?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You better? What are you gonna do? What are you
going to do? Uh? JACKX was pretty manic. I uh,
I don't want to say he was on coke. Jackson's right.
Jackson is in.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Lifted tennis shoes on a seated reunion.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Where blitzed out of him to get to those. I
had no idea he was five ten. He projects way
more taller than that.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
He doesn't pad, he really does not. But what I'm
sorry there was too much crime coming to me, so
I hurried up my rotten hells. I need to say.
My question for the two of you top of this is,
like we start off with, he's the most manic coked
out he's ever been. Is he doing it?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't know how he's passing you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
First off, I don't believe Brittany that she's been drug
testing him. I'm sorry, I don't. They didn't even have
their story straight. He's a compulsive liar, and she tries
to hide things because they have that Kidah. The fact
that Andy was shocked at the revelation that Jack's was,
in fact on cocaine almost the entire duration of his
(06:09):
stint on this reality show was absolutely ridiculous and absurd
on its face, and duration.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Is also something that we could we could use for
Dreid's time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She had
a duration on the show.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Did you see the.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Clips of that that very unsettling woman talking to Teddy
Mellencamp this week. Didn't you know that woman that has
all of the people on her podcast and she doesn't
ask them questions. She just kind of lifts her face
in a really unsettling way. You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Is this the I've Had It podcast?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know if it's the other annoying No, no, no, no,
those two Oh no, I love them. They're great. Now
this is a get in the comments and let us
know if you know what I'm talking about is the
woman that interviewed Megan Markle and she goes like this, ah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you know,
she the idea, she.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Just let's let's silence his hang for a long time.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh that's you know, that's a powerful thing when you
were able to do that.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Oh yeah, Jamie Lima.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Jamie Leva, Yeah, is that it?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
And I and do you love him more than ever?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Sorry? I'm so sorry. I really didn't expect. I don't
know if you guys can hear that, but that was Teddy.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Sorry, It's okay, all right, all right, all right, so
rough start. I'm sorry, none my bad.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
All right, I want to talk about Michelle and Jesse. Jesse,
for the most part, has been considered the villain aside
from Jack's uh and just an absolute horrible douchebag. This
is what I'm gonna say about Michelle. Michelle is not
worse than Jesse. I'm not going to say that, but
I understand how they found each other. Do you know
(07:56):
what I made? Yeah, she made three allegations during this
read that I can think of.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You see that?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The lights were?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh my god? Is it an earthquake? Oh? No?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, no, okay, wow, you saw that coming before it came?
What powers? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I didn't see it?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, you did?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, I didn't. I'm just worried.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The lights went out in the studio. Then they came
back on, so it's almost like we lost power for
a second. Dylan, I'm going to watch back the tape.
You may be a demon, Dylan said, did you see that?
And I was like no, And then a second later,
I think he's ahead of us in time by four seconds.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
No, he's a demon of four seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And then you grew up with him, you'd know.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
This is the first time he's ever Unfortunately, shown it.
I think this was a mistake and that's why he's
manically running around the room. Footage exactly exactly, this won't record.
What are you doing calling your wife and pretending that
this is not about your demon tendencies?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, he turned off the camera.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What happened? What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Nothing? So anyway, Michelle said Jesse sucked dick for rent money? Right, yeah,
I mean he is broke fine. Then she said he
offered to eat pussy to close a deal.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He is broke, true.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And then she said he had sex with a married woman.
I mean three of those things went nowhere right right right,
And it sounded very similar, not as bad as him
saying that she was a reasonably price prostitute. No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't agree with that. But he is he is
a little she's she's she's saying, he's essentially like a
like a douchebag midnight midnight cowboy. He's like a midnight douchebag,
you know, in those pants and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But well they're very expensive.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We'll get into all of it.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
What is a midnight cowboy?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Who?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Horror a male horror with big dreams, usually played by
John Boyd, who is also in Anaconda.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
As a man Award for that dif.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Different accents in that movie.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Unbelievable film.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Unbelievable film, could be dangerous.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Jennifer Lopez comes up to it, tries to hit on
him because they're gonna trap him. I have been one
of the woman could be dangerous.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I like when the Ana Conda splits him out, and.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, because I love I love when Owen Wilson sides
with him above the rest of the crew. He's like,
come on, guys, let's freaking make this. Let's let's follow
him down river and film him catching one of.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
These idiot idiot you are.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I gotta rewatch that.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh, it's horrible. The deaths are wild, the this, the
bite and spiral. Everyone does the same thing. It's like
they had one program for that. They just put everyone
in the same thing.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, anyway, oh fourteen Rye Hills.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, he sounded like John Boight.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Could be dangerous. Do you have ice cube? Fucking British act,
turn that racket off. He's listening to hip hop.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
There was someone else on that boat, Yeah, who was?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
There were lots of other people who was.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It was Uh, who's the guy that hated Trump but
now he likes him. He's an obnoxious New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, no, no, no, he wasn't in that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It wasn't Michael Rappaport. It was a different redhead who
was like a handsome version of Michael Rappaport. Anyways, let's
get into the valley. That's okay, we're here to although
I could talk about Anaconda for a long time.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We can pay about the movie cast, but I need
to be paid. That has to be one hundred dollars
a month subscription, okay, because it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, so we'll just do it for Gray.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Hey, Gray, will you front this?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, he's already he's a technocrat. He has all the
money in the world. Kidding. Jax has a life coach.
Hold on, he's doing better now. Yeah, okay, he has
a life. He has a sobriety coach and a life coach.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Way to go, Scott. We begin with Jack's actually announcing
that he wants to be drug tested constantly. Yeah, uh,
just preferably uh not on Mondays because you know that's
coming off the weekend. And he also mentioned not federal holidays,
and then he added any days at end and why
because he made test positive for drugs.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah yeah, Thursday'd probably be the best day, but still
not gonna work. Jacks has all of these isms that
are very like addict e and uncanny, like my son
is my medicine, and I want Brittany to hold me accountable,
like all these like stingy kind of addict things.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Can I bring Ruby, what would you like to add?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I'm sorry, I just found that it was increa ironic
that he was. I'm not kidding. I think this is
arguably like the most manic we've seen him in a while,
screaming about how he wants to be drug tested every day.
I just like that wasn't lost on me, and I
thought it was a good way to open the episode.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
You know, yeah, I agree, And also watch this back
if you can stomach a stomach it. This is clearly
a play for producers saying, look, I'll do anything to
stay on this show. That's how I read it. He
said that he announced that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You know, you can't blame people for reading it like that.
Right when it comes to Dax Taylor, no, because that
is his nucleus but.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He's he he's like a lizard trying to be a
human being and he's really bad at it. He's not
a human, he says. He announces that he'll always be
there for Brittany for the rest of her life. And
what he didn't say was because he wants to pick
up an alimony check.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, because let's face it, this loser is toast. He's
not gonna make anybody.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Toast pat that actually is exist so what So what
I'm picturing right now is like a mini like a
six foot tall Godzilla, and he's wearing like a Jack's
hat from the bar and it's like, you didn't you
didn't finish getting ready this morning. We can see that
you're lizarding again, you know, and he's like, god fucking
and then his scales started to sweat meat.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
But also like, let's not a smirch Godzilla, because Godzilla
is actually fucking amazing. It also is the man.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Jackson is also very short. He wears elevator shoes. I've
learned Godzilla is very tall. No, no, no, Ruby, did
you ever watch a v It's a series from the eighties,
and then they did a remake of it with that
guy from a Party of Five in the two visitings.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I know, Wait, did you say it was from the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Well, the originally was from the eighties. They did a
mini series. They used to have these things called mini series, uh,
and it was about the these aliens that came to
Earth and they wanted to help us. They looked just
like us, and then come to find out they're fucking
lizards from another planet and we were their food source.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And and let's go to Ruby. Ruby, did you see v.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, that's why.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's one of the reason why you could have is
because Scott from Party of Five helmed the remake reboot
of it in the two thousands.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Ruby Party of five ever heard of it?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Heard of not seen?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You did hear of it? Because this is the guy
who's been married to his wife for twenty one years
and he had to put her in an institution because
she was trying to assault him. That was like on TMBA.
Ruby follows all these things. She knows everything. Okay, anyway,
all right, let me cook here. Okay, So he's been
sending or the girls that he's banging have been sending
dms back to Brittany.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I you know, Patrick, this is why you can't trust Wed.
They always clob on together.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Your buddy, all those dub bitches.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Jason comes off the top rope with a kind of
insane defense, like, you know, guys, he's he's been I
guess it's pragmatic also, but like he's been addicted to
Cookee for a while. We think he's just gonna get better.
So we talk about who Brittany would be with if
she was still in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And well, actually where this came from is Jacks accuses
her of actually never being into him, which is that's
a pretty long, long game.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And the accusation stem from DMS that he got from
people back from the homestead. Yes, and he's a little
bit like a conspiracy theorist, but like a bitchy, dramatic one.
So he'll just throw something out and go, I'm not
I'm not saying that, you know what, I'm I'm crazy.
(16:52):
I'm so emotional right right now, like it's it's it's
such a tactic and he's so gross.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Us so but sorry, I'm just gonna point this out.
Very nuclear personalities that are just Jax's one. Michelle is one,
Jesse is one, they'll say something to bait you into
reacting just to start a fight. Yeah, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's the scorpion attack. Let's get over here, that's what
it is. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, although Jacks isn't that smart, but he the amount
of times tonight that he just steps and Janet like
everybody does it, but Jaxon is the biggest defender. He'll
say something like that and be like the things I
was reading are it was disgusting. I mean it was
really hard and people are like Jackson, we literally talked
about this three months ago and we proved that none
(17:43):
of that was true.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You're right, You're right. Well, there I go again.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
There I go again.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
These are these need hell these patterns, and I want
to be better, right, and that's why I want to
be drugtastic God, So it's worth mentioning. Probably before we
move off this, we've got.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
To go through the timeline of his coke addiction.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Now we will, but I want to agree with the
Dais that it is in fact a big loss to
lose Hooters.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I feel like we were just turning the corner back
to a culture where we were accepting a place like this,
a venue where drunk, disgusting men could hit on very young,
attractive women that they have no shot in hell of hooking.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I know. I mean though, I have to say,
in an era of Sydney Sweeney, Eugenics, gene ads, I
think we can bring back hooters.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Right, I think?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
So? Come on, come on, all right, So Jesse was
with Zach what's his name, Jackson? Is Jack's a name? No,
categorically know though, right.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
No, it's not a name, it's a sound.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, So Jesse was doing coke with Jack's.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I mean, of course they were.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
It's just kind of dawning on me. The pot's fairly strong.
But we've just been calling this guy Jacks with an X.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, yep, for this long. What's his real name? Ruby,
It's like, oh, Jason, Yeah, that's right. I thought it
was like Edward or something. Now they discuss Jack's use
of coke during filming, and then we get that timeline whatever. Yeah,
and he claims he regrets it, and then Brit jumps
in to say that they'd be a dinner and then
(19:37):
he'd get up from the dinner table every ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's what we just call a yellow flag there. And
I ain't a rad one. How could it not be.
He's violently addicted to cocaine, getting up from dinners multiple times.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
By the way, I must say clearly bad cocaine, because
could cocaine last like an hour after one bump or something.
Ruby probably doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I I truly, I really I don't know. Unfortunately, Okay, well.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Good cocaine will will the beginning schneefs will have some
kind of pregnant pause in between them. But once you
start chasing the dragon and you you know.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's like booze.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's like booze. You just start doing more and more
becomes a habitual kind of mania. Oh wow, Yeah, I
miss cocaine.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I bet you know. We had a party here with
kids in parents. There were probably like three couples and
one idiot.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
They were doing bumps.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
One guy was my wife's like, did you notice so
and so would go to the bathroom like every ten minutes.
I was like, yeah, actually, I do.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Coke with kids is pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, coke with.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Kids is a move.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's it's not a move. There are many words for it.
I don't know if I'd go with.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Move, you know what, Thank you so much because I
was like, I said it right, and then I was like,
hopefully it's just interpreted in like a broad Way meaning
like something that you could do. But a move means
something something good, something thrifty, something uh, you know, cool
or something like that. So it was important to call
(21:21):
that out is the wrong word for that real quick.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
First time I ever, I've only done cocaine eight times
in my life. Actually, during one night, I was really bored.
My wife maybe turn the TV off, So I started
like doing weird statistics in my head how many times
I've had done coke? And I went through every memory
eight times my entire life. Get this first time was
at a club called the forty Deuce where they first
started doing that burlesque bullshit in Hollywood where you show
(21:44):
up at like a secret you know, and the girls.
It got the tops off whatever. I'm in the bathroom,
I go, what are you doing? Right on the urinal?
He lays out a line, he goes, it's good stuff.
Try it was, eh, you know, I want to be
a pussy. I did it best high in my fucking life.
I felt on top of the world for like two hours.
We hit another bar and I'm like whoa, where's this
(22:04):
been all my life?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Next time I try it Vegas. A year and a
half later, it's fucking crystal meth. I'm up for two
days and I'm having suicidal thoughts, right right, Anyway, there's
a there's a spect there's a spectrum.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, definitely. So anyways, we talk about Jack's doing coke
in two thousand and one, and I know that we
need to move on from this, but this is one
of the first underhanded or like kind of to the
shoulder comments from the Peanut gallery. They speak of two
thousand and one the year where we lost oh wow,
many people, many people.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I think three thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yes, but Zach was fourteen. I was fourteen, Okay, Zach, Hey,
guess what. Guess what I was freaking eleven or twelve?
I was eleven? Okay, you old fuck? Like, what do
you do with this guy? Is freaking just gets my goat.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I think he's chomping at the bit to talk.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
So we talk about Jack's not taking his bipolar medication
and now that he's taking it, it's life changing, quote unquote,
it's life changing. Uh. We then get to his jigsaw
killer behavior, wherein he rings up a closed circuit uh
(23:19):
security system, so that he can spy on Brittany. The
guy's just really losing.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a self saboteur, according to him, I just keep
doing these.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay. So Jackson is sad that he's not involved with
the cast. He misses, he miss missed that baby shower,
he misses his friends and Bud, what do you think
Jacks misses more. I'm not saying that he doesn't miss
his friends. We're all social creatures, right, but what do
you think he misses more his friends, or that his
friends are being filmed, or the drugs to say.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The drugs, Yeah, but that starts with the paycheck.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Ol really yeah, Okay, I'm gonna go filming friends and
then drugs.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, because in order to acquire the drugs, he has
to film with the friends.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So he misses that he's not with him because he
loves drugs.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So it's getting a little I'm getting a little tired
of the deep dive on Jackson's psyche. Like, in terms
of the psychees we could really dive into. Jackson's is
among the most uninteresting.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
The bag of rocks that you shake around, and those rocks.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Want to feel good. That's it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That is his personality. There's nothing there. There's nothing there,
and he's getting so fucking old. I don't think there is.
I don't know if there's a chance you can teach
this dog and old teach.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Ruby, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I was gonna say the amount of frustration that I
feel as not the woman who he is divorcing and
shares a child with. It's what it's like, Holly Hunter
in thirteen when you're trying.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We just watched that movie last night, Universe a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Of premonition, ay kind of stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Well, you're a demon, You're a demon, fucking demon for
a second, demon, Yeah, that type of like I wish,
what I wish I could do is strangle you and
put you in a room and lock you in there
until you're just like better or something. You can't because
of laws. And that's sad for Brittany because this person
is a yo yo of a pathetic weird.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Rock and Holly Hunter was Evan Rachel Woods's mother who
was huffing keyboard cleaner correct.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
And also Elasta girl and the best one of the
best parts of The Incredibles. Yeah we've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Right, right, Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I couldn't believe my wife
put it on and I was like, what the fuck
is this?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Did you put it on with the kids?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, no, no, okay, like I thought it was like you
were cautionary.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
All right. So my wife and I fight because you know,
I'm so creative. I'm writing wait and look at this,
I'm writing PMZ and she goes, how much longer do
you need? And I said thirty minutes? And then I
see her going boom woo doo boodoo on the Amazon
Fire and then before I know it, fucking thirteen pops
up on the screen.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm like, yeah, oh, I the fuck is she?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Although?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Can I tell you something? I commend her so much
because she picked something. And then you guys watched it
even if it's not great, you know me and ceased
it the other day with Anaconda and also with Capoti,
which is just an amazing movie, an amazing movie, and
thirteen is an amazing movie too. We watched that. We
watched that fucking thing in Virginia, like I want to
(26:38):
say ten times a summer.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Wow. Yeah, it's like back to the future for you.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's pretty much like like thirteen is my Jaws. Yeah,
what happens in the end to all the children? Uh
they're still alive?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Right, I don't remember. I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I had her turn it off because I wanted to
finish Hunting Housewives.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Oh well yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
So Jax sits in his house and is alone all
the time, and Andy is seeing the kind of silver lining
of all this though, despite him being alone and sad,
he is taking more accountability than.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He ever has. Andy stop being an enabler. You fuck
her please? Enough is enough.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
So we take a quick commercial break in and I
don't usually watch commercials, but tonight we watch her. We
watched it live and Brittany is in a Tombs commercial
wherein she confuses heart burn with heartache and a PA
has to come in and tell her no, it was
the beer, cheese and wings you can Freddy nuts. Also,
(27:54):
there was another gas lighty kind of well, there was
a gas lighty commercial with Jennifer Coolidge wherein she goes
around and she's using her I know, she's using her
Discover card all over the place and she's like, hey.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Don't you know ninety nine percent of places take Discover
And it's like, no, they don't who takes Discover card?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
No, no, who takes Discover That's like a that's a
meme coin of a credit card.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, I want to ask you this. So a lot
of people accuse Adam Sandler of just playing Adam Sandler
in every movie Jennifer Coolidge, Right.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, she's never done a like period piece.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
No, no, but what she is is she's incredible, And
I encourage everyone to go back to Carella's story like
a best in all of the things that she did
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Speaker 2 (28:59):
She's press and all of that. She's so good invest
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is a titan. What is there to say?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, so well, Jacks is asked if he's still in
love with Brittany, and this is when he he asked
if if Andy doesn't mind just moving on? Yeah, he
gets emotional.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I know, I'm sorry, this is actually we got it
body be medicated. But for some reason, because this is
so unbelievably frustrating for me, what do you do with this?
Like when you're Brittany, like I would look at this
person and just say, I just I wish I could
hire people to beat you legally, you know, and we
(29:42):
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like a little did you guys want to rip your
TVs off the wall?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
He's a fairly bad act. I can't understand why he
never made it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I've been desensitized to the crocodile tears.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Can we keep the kids out of this?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah? I didn't say anything. I left at this point,
this one.
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I went and got a beer two Ruby.
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Speaker 1 (34:29):
It was just so I have the quote, let's let's
be show is dark, let's be accurate. Here's the transcript
Jacks says, he announces, and I quote, cruise was the
one right thing I ever did, other than meeting my dealer. Well,
because that was a windfall of blow.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Well okay, but but but really quickly, when Jack says
cruise is the one thing I did right, what do
you mean coming? Is that the thing you did right?
Because you didn't make something, You didn't raise him. Now
what did you do? He came? That's it.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
And she is so polite not to destroy his character,
but she hints at like, you weren't fucking their asshole.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, And honestly, I commend Brittany for handling what she's handling.
I also like I get the single mother thing. She
is a single mother, so dealing with it alone must
be very challenging. I don't know why I have to
say this, It was just kind of I think it's
that I don't like the way that she talks to
(35:35):
Zoila or whatever her name is, ideally Zulie. She has
enough money to hire and nanny. There are mothers that
are really fucking doing this completely by themselves, and it's
just I don't know, Brittany just aggravates the shit out
of me sometimes. But we get to Kristin who stands
(35:57):
up and says, I need you guys to let me
go to the bathroom when I need to go.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
It's like Jesus pressing on her.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Uh yeah, no problem, your storyline is not you can
go season okay. So Jesse and Michelle cheating another revelation.
They both knew that this was a thing before the
show started, and then did this melodramatic quasi framing or
(36:24):
insinuating all season, and it was like, what kind of
soap opera are you two on? Like can you just fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I think they needed the money because they're both unemployable.
That's why they came on here.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
This is like, this is the wheat trap. You know,
the cia plant you've all Harari talks about. When you're
cultivating wheat, you have to just put all your eggs
in that basket. When you go on reality TV. What
are you going to do after that? I mean, look
at look at what Jackson is doing. You know, you
become just uncleansable for it.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
There's still time for Michelle and Jesse to get out,
but they won't really.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I mean, would you ever buy a fucking house from Jesse?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Now I wouldn't, but I don't think he sold the
house in a while. Ruby, think about your first impression
of Jesse and Michelle on season one. I got the
impression they were both successful. I got the impression they
own that house up on the hill above the.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Ma don Amos. What is it called the ch Chateau.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
So I'm thinking these people are worth like ten million bucks.
Why are they doing the show? Then come to find out, yeah,
they're not. They're not sad.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Now they're renting that home. Okay. So Christin gets back
from a pep and they ask about the dude that
Michelle was dating last year, and Michelle admits it was
somebody who finally gave.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Her some attention. Guys, beware, you don't pay attention to
your lady. She'll get it somewhere else. Jeez, you know
what I mean by the way she had it's to
kissing a dude that gave her attention. By the fact
that she's saying he gave her attention, it was more
than a kiss. I got my Spidey senses tingling.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Well, there's a lot of bullshit going on. I think
Michelle is lying about like we get to we get
to Honeybee, right and blinky, Uh we get we get
to Aaron?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Okay, well he should be here, be here, uh Ruby
nothing no YouTube?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay. So they're talking about their emotional cheating, whether or
not it was emotional cheating, and Michelle goes, we talked
about all of the girls that he was banging and
how I couldn't bang him because I was technically still married.
But we also talked about how I got said like,
you guys, this is priming.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You guys were absolutely emotionally Yes, the judge and jury
is here. It's called old patty. Think of any your
spouse doing this now, this is like.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
No I saw, I agree, I saw together with Alison
Bree and little.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
How was that? Was it gross?
Speaker 4 (39:27):
I honestly it was a little bit gross, but it
was way better than I thought it was going to be.
Pretty blind but no, I thought it was great. That
being said, there is a there are multiple situations in
this film briefing to yourself, and they're they're just together,
they're not married. If you watched your partner act this
(39:48):
way with their coworkers or toward other people, I would
I would Jennifer Connolly their things in a nice pile
before they came.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Home, appropriate weekly, bi weekly, go on hikes with people,
put on makeup to go see them, talk about the girls,
sit they're dating with your kid, and then yeah, so
but but she levies that he is appalled by cheating
but also a home wrecker. And you say that she
just threw this out there and it went nowhere. I
(40:19):
don't think that it went nowhere. I just think that
he did it, and he, like you can clearly see
he's been doing this throughout the two parts. Excuse me,
where he'll be accused of something redhanded, been to a
wall and he'll just go, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
He said, yeap, my ex girlfriend. Hold on, he said
my ex girlfriend that was married.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Or that hasn't been married for twenty five years. And
then Michelle goes, she's currently married, and then he goes, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Look, I don't know where the truth lies, and the accusations.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Are probably wise with Michelle. So we get to Janet
being evil and being a sleuth and knowing all of
these things and kind of vacuuming up information, and also
by Jason being a fucking cock.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I did appreciate how Jesse's like, look, I like Janet,
but she has a tendency to recycle the same fucking
hit job over and over again.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It was so crazy. She does have a little Tamera
Judge where she's such a little researcher. You know, at
the end of this episode when she goes and Danny
had done this as recently as the Super Bowl?
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Okay, everyone like jump all right, so yeah, is it
Rod Serling Twilight Zone? Okay, So Zach, we get to
him literally saying that he wanted Janet to miscarry.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Now we talk about this a lot, like we talk
about how there are certain things that people demand empathy
or sympathy for because they're going through something. And I
get that, Yes, we should go on a case by
case basis for that. But there are certain things that
(42:15):
I understand that you were experiencing some kind of hardship,
but saying that you hope your friend miscarries is a
bridge into a different land where we can just categorize
you as a bad person. I was going through something right,
but decent people and I'm not even saying good people.
(42:37):
Decent people who are going through something usually don't say
things like that and mean them, be they drunk or sober.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Arguably, arguably, I would say a lot of bad people
actually wouldn't say this when they were going through through something.
So yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
He's just such a yucky guy.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah, lot of people like him. He's a fan favorite.
He'll be back.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Well we get to he said he said that threw
me off. Okay, upon hearing that he said that, he
said that it threw him off.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Next up, we have Janet versus Zach verse Christian Christen
Doti and I want to remind the audience they're all
like aimed at each other in a circular firing squad,
and the winner take all is being Britney's friend, which
(43:41):
is pretty absurd.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, it's it's a pretty tough scene, and they're all
really really vying for that. It is a little bit
of a hunger game for Britney's friendship.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
What I win.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
A million bucks Taco Bell parties in North Hollywood. So Brittany,
Brittany and Zach versus Brittany and Janet. Yeah, we discussed this,
but really quickly on this Luke thing, because Luke Inner
Jackson says something about how he wished that he wouldn't
have gossiped and and kind of ratcheted the tension up
(44:18):
between these people. Luke is a He's a gossipy little weirdo. Okay,
he does this stuff all the time. He did it
in the first season, he does it in the second season.
There's something odd to me like that kind of thing.
I get Janet doing, I get Zach doing. But when
you're from Colorado and you eat with a dinner plate like.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It just confused telling me I'm a former TV producer.
You know what Mark, when you see one producers see
him as easy to manipulate.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Chum you speaker, Jim.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Hey, look, go tell Brittany that I don't let me
see here, what's on the paper? Go tell Britney, Go
tell her that Jesse killed a guy.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
No, no, no, They go, what does this heroin? Go
tell her? You know what, why don't you pick one
of the five things we've got, Just pick one and
go tell her.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
He's like, uh, okay, is this gonna be okay? Yeah, no,
it'd be great.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
So Jesse got emotional. I don't know if I'm skipping ahead,
but we're going along. It's a sloppy pot. So Jesse
got emotional at the sharing circle and Andy says, why
did you get so emotional? He says that in that moment,
if Michelle couldn't even tell me that I was a
good father, I didn't know what she could say about me.
And here's the thing. I think that she didn't say
(45:42):
that because she doesn't think that.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Well she doesn't. And also, earlier in the day he
called her a whore.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Ribs go ahead, Yeah, so I think one don't think
she thinks that. So that's probably why she couldn't say
it too. The only thing that you skipped over that
I actually do care about Jesse kissing Jason on that bus.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
If Jason would have it would have broken his Johnson
in the hospital. I don't think anybody on the bus
would have been like they would have all been like, Jesse,
you cannot press charges.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
No, no, no, I disagree if you have if because he
said enjoy your herpes, and I think he was joking.
But the only time when you never know you should
really get violent if somebody's trying to give you a
kiss is if they're homeless and they smell bad in
their skin sticky, And also if somebody has has herpes,
because don't don't put that on me.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Some say it's a gift that lasts forever. I don't
know what they're thinking when they say gifts.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, yeah, what is this for zales or for herpes? Okay,
let's get to the gay guy who zeld Jesse money.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Where did this go?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
This was murky, It didn't go anywhere. There was Oh,
this is one of those examples of Michelle's stuff not
going anywhere because Michelle brought this up. It was just
a friend of Jesse's who happens to be gay, who
zeld him for.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
For his birthday. Which I'd argue there's a certain age
where friends don't send you money directly, they give you
a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, that's a good point. Actually, that's it. That's a
creepy present.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah. I think that's a bit of a creepy present.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, but zachas don't look at me. We're not We're
not you looking at you, buddy, God damn it.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Let's get to actually yeah no, but before we do,
I need to ask you, Zach, who did really quickly, Zach,
everybody production turn everyone's mics down except for Zach's. Zach,
who do you think was looking at you? Can you
preparify for us? Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hi, Zach?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
All right, let's get to the Danny of it all.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Jack Danny dark side.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Jack feels bad because Danny and Nea were so nice
to him and they loved him. They really did. And
it's crazy to think about, truly, how unwell Jason Taylor
isuch to have. Jason Couchy actually had people nice Wisconsin.
(48:10):
I don't know where these two are from, but they
really liked Jackson. They were supportive of him, and they
called him. And because Jack's aka Jason COUCHI, or it
should be Jason Couchy aka Jacks. Because he saw them
rising in the ranks of this show, he decided to well, I.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Was watching the show and I just got passed. So,
sitting next to Britt we were watching season one back,
I'm like, well, these two fuckers are looking.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Better than Ben. Why is this. I'm gonna fucking destroy
the Brendany's like, well, hang on, don't destroy that because
they love you.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
They love you, Hey, they're real, Naice, you come on
when you pull this pants down last time? He didn't
say anything.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, but I'm still gonna destroy that, Like we're doing
flankton at this point.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I went to college.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Okay, hey, cabinet drinking, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I don't blame this motherfucker for this.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
It's a little drunk move. I mean, it's just a
little drunk move. Yuwaki.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
I love the fucking I love that.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Everybody's like, it's not a big problem. He walks into
a cabinet and says, for I think the seventieth time
that day, you guys kind of has sort on me.
I gotta catch up to you. You don't You're drunker
than every All right, hold on, everyone here.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I defended this when it happened as someone who fucking
can't wait to get away from your fucking kids, and
you love alcohol and riping it up. Whoa you fucking
rip it up and you are able to be numb. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And so he didn't want the cameras to see him
because he was already being the storyline had already been created,
(49:52):
and he wanted to fucking pound a bottles.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
And I'm not saying that that is the some kind
of spiritual malady that is a big, big problem that
has to be diagnosed and talked about her. But but
but listen to the words that you're saying. It would
it would indicate, you know, but it's not a big deal. Okay.
He got fucking he dumped the kids off, he had
a vo gig, Okay, got off the Warner Brothers a lot,
(50:16):
and fucking hit the bottle. Okay. But listen, Nia is
asked about if Danny is a little drunk, and she's like, listen,
the cover that these two run for one another, they're
like the Clinton's. I mean, it's bananas. You know, we
we check in, We check in with each other. We
did a lot of therapy, and sometimes Danny will say,
(50:39):
you know, I'm good, and Nia goes and I know
he's not good. And the next morning we have a conversation.
Yeah that's fine. How many of those conversations have you
guys had.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Well, she want to have another fucking kid with this
little drunk groups.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
I know it's it, truly. That was very weird and
scary and cultish, and her just being like and then
we just you know, we're always on the same page.
What does it look like when you get there though?
Is it blood? How did you drag him onto your page?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Daniel, Daniel, there's blood everywhere? Again, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I was shocked. They admitted to go into therapy to
discuss the fucking slap on the ass.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
These two are a Thelma and Louise type. I don't
understand it, but I do think that they would drive
off a fucking cliff together. Rubs, Okay, we will.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
I think we were about to get to that, right that.
For some fucking reason, we're still talking about this slapping
in the ass, right, yes, Ruby.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I'm glad you brought that up. I want to hear
your opinion on this. During the season on the Hawaii trip,
both Melissa and Jasmine told Janet to shut the fuck up.
This storyline should be dead. It's not worth discussing it.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
He didn't tell her to shut the fuck up because
the story was dead. They told her to shut the
fuck up because they saw that she was clearly Weapinari
saying what they went through for her own onus. I'm
not going to tell somebody. You know, if if something
happens to you, you can go through a gradient of
emotions and change your mind and you know, go through
(52:15):
retrospection and stuff. But let's let's just call it. Let's
just call it how we see it. This is Jasmine's
only storyline. It's a only story has to talk about
it has to talk about this, regardless of whether or
not it's still you.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Know, Ruby's going to talk. But here's my take on this.
I think you nailed it. The uh, Jasmine. You either
decide you're not going to accept this person's apology and
you never speak to them again, or you find a
way to accept the apology and then let's move the
fuck on, please Ruby, Okay.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
I would also like to preface everything by saying, to
my knowledge, nobody slapped your ass, Jasmine. Okay, so new
sentence now, you, Jasmine, I do not believe are allowed
to see these people off camera five times over the
course of the year, be completely fine with them, and
then at a publicly filmed event, decide that you are
(53:11):
now taking issue with it and you're bringing and yet
when that person is like, whoa, I've seen you, you know,
every month for the last year. It's kind of crazy
that you're doing this right now. You take issue with that.
I think is a little bit crazy. You don't have
a storyline. This was fucking nuts, right, And I actually
thought that Nia was very nice when she was like,
you're allowed to experience for however long. Yeah, yeah, Janet
(53:33):
is not allowed to talk about this in a way.
And it sucks that it's about sexual assault because if
it was anything else, the little drunk Gremlin and Felma
and Louise could be like, you are ruining our fucking
reputation and family, you dumb bitch a storyline.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Get off there.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Here's the thing though, it must be confusing because you
were going to sell us that tiny little house after
this we all went to the tiny little house.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
I forgot about that. Well, she says she doesn't work
that area.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, okay. So on the after show, Danny said, uh,
why is this getting brought up? And they clarified that
it's by Janet and not by you, And that's when
that's when x Ray xtray read all about it. He really,
he really gets quite cocked up. Okay, and he starts,
(54:24):
honestly like cambucha top busting out of his all black attire.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
You're referring to Jason, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Yeah, yeah, wanted to fight little Daniel. He almost, he
almost got so animated that he threatened physical harm.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
I'm concerned that Jason no longer works at a law firm.
He's trying this hard to stay on reality TV, or
he doesn't like his job. He'd rather do this.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yeah, I mean, well, I mean I don't know that
he's going to be able to do much after he
said that. The fact that he said that he was
going to cry because they exchange between Jasmine and Danny
was so disgusted.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, oh no, he said that.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Did I ever tell you I saw them too, really hopped.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Up on all this stuff? Huh he Mary hopped up.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
I saw those two walk in with the newborn baby
two fridays in a row at happy hour, and he
has his fucking head on a swivel. It was the
I didn't know what at the time. It was the
first week that the Valley had like come out, and
he's looking around to get recognized. Oh yeah, he loves it.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Get in the comments let us know what we thought
about the episode. We love you guys very much, showing
us the Patreon dot com session of the podcast. Now
we'k for a PSPMZ and more meet up coming soon.
We got to figure out when we're gonna do that
next one.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Also, should we fucking give up Miami? Can we? I'll
tell you what I Oh, Dell, I told you I
was going to do this. If we get thirty people
to join Patreon this week, we'll still We'll continue to
do Miami. If we fall short of that, we're moving
on to something. Nelts, how does that sounding deal? Don't
sign up, Dell, Hey, it's Miami.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Don't sign up. Dyl hates my five stars kind words.
We love you guys very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye,
pat Say goodbye. He is Old.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
Street. Sign your head
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