August 7, 2024 • 14 mins
Welcome to a special mailbag edition of Barguments! Hosts Dan "Bass" Levy and Joe Kelly are joined by TikTok star, Rock 95-5 evening host and fan favorite, Maria Palmer Together, they dive into the best fan-submitted Barguments, debating timeless questions like "What's the better comfort food: PB and J or Grilled Cheese?" and "Is the Kool-Aid Man the pitcher or the liquid?" Tune in for a fun and lively episode filled with these and many more quirky debates, only on Baguments!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Arguments is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's up, everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh we recorded, baby? We recording.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well known to another thrilling edition of Arguments.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Along with me is my buddy Joe Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi, Joe Dan.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
All right, we're going into the bag and if we're
gonna we're gonna bring in our favorite guests ninety five.
I was gonna give you a better intro.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Than you were taking too long to get. Baby you are,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Are you off the weed together? You know you should
get this impatient unless you're taking a pause.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm so tired. I am like festival hungover.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm just not Yeah, you're allollo this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, yeah, all right weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well this kicks off a real discussion.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
A buddy of mine he took his daughter to Lala
to see Benson Boone and the video that he put online,
she is crying. She's ten feet away from the guy.
Most emotional moment. She's twelve years old. I gonna believe it.
Do you guys remember the last time you went to
any event, sporting event, concert, even a anything, movie, any
anything where you got that emotionally involved, where you had
(01:22):
a moment.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It was a moment for you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Wait, okay, it doesn't have to be an event, because
I'm just trying to think of what's stirred up emotions
in me at all, because no, no, no, but this
is just this recently, the airline, the Jack in the box,
whatever is gonna come out?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I want? Okay, good.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
This is gonna sound so fucking lame, but it gets
he every time.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
The Circle of Life in the.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Lion King that makes you sad, No, it does makes
me sad, makes me feel everything.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It makes me feel the.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Entire spa sectrum of human emotion in the what three
minutes and thirty seconds that it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Lasts, really and at this age it still does it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
For you, dude, And especially if you ever like YouTube
some Broadway like performances, it's the choir coming together and
the way that they're just belting it out and it
swells and it's like, Wow, the world really is a
beautiful place. We have to work in nine to fives
all the time, so like we don't really get to
(02:28):
experience it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But gosh, I think to myself, my.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I didn't have I'm strong on my bingo cards, and
I I was gonna say I don't even know one
what just happened.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Here, Armstrong, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The crossover. I think that the John would approve of
that one. He would doubly approve of that one.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, probably not, but that's okay, we're not asking you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, there you go, Joe Kell, do you remember an
event in your life which you were overtaken with emotion?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
How can I beat Lan King? It can't be done.
He's the king the circle of life that takes the
breath away from me.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Honestly, post kid, I can't remember being emotional about anything else.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Very Dennis from It's always Son in philadel After that,
everything's flank.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Wow, yeah, I mean I watched my stuff with her
like I don't even know anymore what I watched by
myself that would make me emotional.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
The first time I ever saw Michael Jordan in real life,
oh god, yeah, I've told this story before. I saw
him in real life. The guy floated, He had an
aura to him, floated, And then I went in the
locker room. In my mind, he was floating.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Were you fascinating, Dan? I'm starting to actually happened it was?
It was a euphoric moment. I saw him aura was there.
We went in the locker room and he came to
visit the Bulls. It was post his career, and then
he went around the room talking trash to players, and
then they noticed that I was the only guy still there,
(04:07):
and Scottie Pimen put his arm on my shoulder and goes,
you gotta leave, and that aura that I saw Michael
Jordan quickly disappeared, and I was writing a good Jordan hat.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I was just there like fucking nerd. I'm looking at you,
I'm looking at you, and there goes.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
My childhood destroyed it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, so I felt all the emotions of that circle
of life crumbling and my very eyes.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You don't be your heros unless their cartoon lion named Simba,
and you.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Could revisit it every year for the rest of you them.
Do you still watch it? Do you make a point?
Do you make a point to watch it? Or is
one of those it comes on and all of a
sudden you're in uh you know.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I'll say that the Lion King is so ubiquitous that
I end up coming across it probably about once a year,
and every time it's welcomed.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't ever actually use the word you bick with
this before. That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'll google that later. All right, So let's dip in
the bag of different barguments again. We get a lot
of them on our Facebook group Arguments the podcast. You
can submit any argument you want, we'll all argue it
and if it's good, we'll do it on an episode.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
In your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So tasty?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So for you, the better comfort food Mario, Peebe and
Jay or grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Grilled cheese, immediately, grilled cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I think the peanut butter and jelly is.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Bad because you have terrible opinions it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Grilled cheese is a one note. It's toast, it's cheese,
Peenie and Jay.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You can go different breads, you can do different peanut butters.
It could be jelly, it could be virgin.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I can't give. First of all, how dare you? It
is not you can go get gourmet grilled cheeses. You
have not a fucking girl cheese with bacon and tomato.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
On stretching it that it is literally a girl cheese, Daniel,
and you.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Can't get whatever, Daniel, I don't know it's getting I know,
I scratch then.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You fucking switch up the cheeses. Get you can pair
that shoot with a tomato soup. Oh yeah, now that's
a meal.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
TB and J.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
But you really ruined the best saying one note?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You can do different? Are you four years old? B?
B and Jay? Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Do you get your fucking crusts cut off to by
your mommy while you're eating your peeb and Jay?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, my wife doesn't thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Just for the record, so I have to go so
psychiatrists lunch.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
For the record, I'm gonna say, okay, I with some crustables,
especially the strawberry.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, that was her next question. If you are going
to go, PB and Jay, are you strawberry or grape?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm strawberry.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well, I'm specifically strawberry and crustal, and I want potato chips.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
The peanut butter, do you like it crunchy or smooth?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Smooth?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Okay, smooth?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, peanut butter, Joey Jojo peanut butter. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Maria is a punster, a dead joke, and apparently an
adult all at one time. I'll just play a circle
of life overybe that'll help you win a conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
We shouldn't afford that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I can't afford it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Moving on, scariest animal of all time is what spider
that actually is From a recent survey, A spider is scary.
Nothing is scarier than a snake. Snakes are cute, Okay,
anybody that says the word snakes and alligators are cute.
I am weary of you should be weary, weary of
(07:56):
anybody who thinks a reptile.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You should be quaking in fear.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh, I know, I've got to know you. I know
exactly what's happening here.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I've earned you, and it'll be part of the circle
of life which you will cry and eat your grilled cheese.
The world is so beautiful cheese.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So I used to have severe iraq noophobia.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Any kind of spidery. Given those little guys, they're all threats.
My wife will let out the funniest scream, and I
know exactly what inside does with her at that moment,
and I have to come killing.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Here's the thing. I also don't want to kill them,
but I but I do want them dead.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
She's the same one. But out here, wow, from another room,
I go be right there.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Come quick. That was R two D two. Hey, another impression,
Joe and chock that one off on the list. Yeah, spiders,
snakes are adorable. Joey a human being.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
That you know, solid Joe, great contribution, this one lame,
well done, well stands jealous.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
We are the people. What are we afraid? I'm not
afraid of another person. Come on, afraid.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm not afraid of people.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Huh. I mean like I should be more afraid of people.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Probably I'm gonna say I'm afraid of you, but I'm
not alive. I'm not waking up in the middle of
checking ounder my bed for you. I'm not going If
I see a Maria in this hotel where we are audito,
We're out.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We are this.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's a really different scream. Yes, I see seven of them.
Fucking nightmare. They're all walking around with grilled cheese. Is
that song? So king song? Again? All right?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Another one for you. Which of these movie stars would
you want to get rid of? And all of their
work goes with them except Rogan, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And I said South Rogan, So it was.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The four Adam Sandler, Sandman.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, I like all of those other comedians more than
Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Really.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, to be clear, I like an Adam Sandler movie.
But Adam Sandler's whole kind of thing is that he's
not trying to be good, He's just trying to be enjoyable.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Have you ever seen Jemzo? No, you know what incredible?
That is the movie that changes the spectrum for me. Yeah,
I've heard that too. I've heard it's pretty dope.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I definitely tuned into the first few minutes, and then
I think I was high and it was just too
much to try to take in high.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
At what point were you sober for any of these
four people's movies? Tell me watch sober?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, they came out when I was a child. Daniel
so young? You are right? Yeah, yeah, a little teeny
tiny baby.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'm sure you picked him back. I'm sure you picked
the bag up set. You watch it's been juried, Hi, come.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
On, I would know. I haven't, But now I'm going
to go watch Nature Calls.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That's one of the best. Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They could tell that, Joe.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Which actor are you getting rid of Rogan, Carrie Sandler
or Will Ferrell?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Will Ferrell?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Well, could you get rid of Anchorman, step brothers, the
old school. If he is Seth Rogan, you're also getting
rid of Anchorman. Okay, you still have old school step brothers,
talented and knights. Yeah, I'm not changing my answer.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Blades of glory, blades of glory.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
He annoys me.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
All right, I'm definitely gonna go with Seth Rogan.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
He's good at what he does, but if he goes away,
I'm not gonna be like, man, I want to get
really stoned to watch super Bad. I think that's over
it's overrated, top.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Knocked up, honestly as one of my all.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Time it is actually really good. Yeah, and four year
old Virgin is really good too. Yeah, all right, kool
aid man, is he the picture or is he the liquid?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You were going to say catcher?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
This is why we do the fans bag with.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Maria, Like I could you know?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
It would be a plot twist if the clear the catcher,
would you know? Oh yeah, you can't make assumptions. Oh no,
oh no, burst through some walls, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Is well bursted.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'm glad we're here. He's the picture.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I would agree.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Usually I want to argue with you and take the
Devil's advocate, but I agree. Got the arms outside.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Of the picture?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, pants, you know that they're not putting the arms
of the pants. And the juice cooler liquid?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
What is that liquid? Blood?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
The fact that he's got to walk around in a
picture Vegas trying to spill anything.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
We're drinking his blood. This is very Jesus as the
kool aid man.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Finally I know come from an altar girl. He is.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I had the Jewish guy admitting to it. Okay at
number seven. Finally, Maria Okay is a hot dog a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Fucking god.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You've been listening to Barguments the Podcasts. My host Joe Kelly,
I'm Dan Levy. She is Maria Palmer is a sandwich
because it's got meat and buns.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You're so wrong. That is painful.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
We'll do it again soon.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
This has been another episode.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
And again, if you have a bargument, feel free to
DM me or even jump on the thanks book the
Barguments the Podcasts sub minute there, we might go ahead
and argue it, and if it's really good, we're gonna
bring you on the podcast to bargue with us once again.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
For Joe Kelly.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
My name is Dan Lovey Brim Palmer.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It's not a sandwich, Hm,
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's up, everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh we recorded, baby? We recording.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well known to another thrilling edition of Arguments.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Along with me is my buddy Joe Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi, Joe Dan.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
All right, we're going into the bag and if we're
gonna we're gonna bring in our favorite guests ninety five.
I was gonna give you a better intro.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Than you were taking too long to get. Baby you are,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Are you off the weed together? You know you should
get this impatient unless you're taking a pause.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm so tired. I am like festival hungover.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm just not Yeah, you're allollo this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, yeah, all right weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well this kicks off a real discussion.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
A buddy of mine he took his daughter to Lala
to see Benson Boone and the video that he put online,
she is crying. She's ten feet away from the guy.
Most emotional moment. She's twelve years old. I gonna believe it.
Do you guys remember the last time you went to
any event, sporting event, concert, even a anything, movie, any
anything where you got that emotionally involved, where you had
(01:22):
a moment.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It was a moment for you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Wait, okay, it doesn't have to be an event, because
I'm just trying to think of what's stirred up emotions
in me at all, because no, no, no, but this
is just this recently, the airline, the Jack in the box,
whatever is gonna come out?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I want? Okay, good.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
This is gonna sound so fucking lame, but it gets
he every time.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
The Circle of Life in the.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Lion King that makes you sad, No, it does makes
me sad, makes me feel everything.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It makes me feel the.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Entire spa sectrum of human emotion in the what three
minutes and thirty seconds that it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Lasts, really and at this age it still does it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
For you, dude, And especially if you ever like YouTube
some Broadway like performances, it's the choir coming together and
the way that they're just belting it out and it
swells and it's like, Wow, the world really is a
beautiful place. We have to work in nine to fives
all the time, so like we don't really get to
(02:28):
experience it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But gosh, I think to myself, my.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I didn't have I'm strong on my bingo cards, and
I I was gonna say I don't even know one
what just happened.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Here, Armstrong, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The crossover. I think that the John would approve of
that one. He would doubly approve of that one.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, probably not, but that's okay, we're not asking you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, there you go, Joe Kell, do you remember an
event in your life which you were overtaken with emotion?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
How can I beat Lan King? It can't be done.
He's the king the circle of life that takes the
breath away from me.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Honestly, post kid, I can't remember being emotional about anything else.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Very Dennis from It's always Son in philadel After that,
everything's flank.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Wow, yeah, I mean I watched my stuff with her
like I don't even know anymore what I watched by
myself that would make me emotional.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
The first time I ever saw Michael Jordan in real life,
oh god, yeah, I've told this story before. I saw
him in real life. The guy floated, He had an
aura to him, floated, And then I went in the
locker room. In my mind, he was floating.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Were you fascinating, Dan? I'm starting to actually happened it was?
It was a euphoric moment. I saw him aura was there.
We went in the locker room and he came to
visit the Bulls. It was post his career, and then
he went around the room talking trash to players, and
then they noticed that I was the only guy still there,
(04:07):
and Scottie Pimen put his arm on my shoulder and goes,
you gotta leave, and that aura that I saw Michael
Jordan quickly disappeared, and I was writing a good Jordan hat.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I was just there like fucking nerd. I'm looking at you,
I'm looking at you, and there goes.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
My childhood destroyed it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, so I felt all the emotions of that circle
of life crumbling and my very eyes.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You don't be your heros unless their cartoon lion named Simba,
and you.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Could revisit it every year for the rest of you them.
Do you still watch it? Do you make a point?
Do you make a point to watch it? Or is
one of those it comes on and all of a
sudden you're in uh you know.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I'll say that the Lion King is so ubiquitous that
I end up coming across it probably about once a year,
and every time it's welcomed.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't ever actually use the word you bick with
this before. That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'll google that later. All right, So let's dip in
the bag of different barguments again. We get a lot
of them on our Facebook group Arguments the podcast. You
can submit any argument you want, we'll all argue it
and if it's good, we'll do it on an episode.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
In your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So tasty?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So for you, the better comfort food Mario, Peebe and
Jay or grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Grilled cheese, immediately, grilled cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I think the peanut butter and jelly is.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Bad because you have terrible opinions it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Grilled cheese is a one note. It's toast, it's cheese,
Peenie and Jay.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You can go different breads, you can do different peanut butters.
It could be jelly, it could be virgin.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I can't give. First of all, how dare you? It
is not you can go get gourmet grilled cheeses. You
have not a fucking girl cheese with bacon and tomato.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
On stretching it that it is literally a girl cheese, Daniel,
and you.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Can't get whatever, Daniel, I don't know it's getting I know,
I scratch then.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You fucking switch up the cheeses. Get you can pair
that shoot with a tomato soup. Oh yeah, now that's
a meal.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
TB and J.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
But you really ruined the best saying one note?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You can do different? Are you four years old? B?
B and Jay? Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Do you get your fucking crusts cut off to by
your mommy while you're eating your peeb and Jay?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, my wife doesn't thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Just for the record, so I have to go so
psychiatrists lunch.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
For the record, I'm gonna say, okay, I with some crustables,
especially the strawberry.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, that was her next question. If you are going
to go, PB and Jay, are you strawberry or grape?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm strawberry.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well, I'm specifically strawberry and crustal, and I want potato chips.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
The peanut butter, do you like it crunchy or smooth?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Smooth?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Okay, smooth?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, peanut butter, Joey Jojo peanut butter. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Maria is a punster, a dead joke, and apparently an
adult all at one time. I'll just play a circle
of life overybe that'll help you win a conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
We shouldn't afford that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I can't afford it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Moving on, scariest animal of all time is what spider
that actually is From a recent survey, A spider is scary.
Nothing is scarier than a snake. Snakes are cute, Okay,
anybody that says the word snakes and alligators are cute.
I am weary of you should be weary, weary of
(07:56):
anybody who thinks a reptile.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You should be quaking in fear.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh, I know, I've got to know you. I know
exactly what's happening here.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I've earned you, and it'll be part of the circle
of life which you will cry and eat your grilled cheese.
The world is so beautiful cheese.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So I used to have severe iraq noophobia.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Any kind of spidery. Given those little guys, they're all threats.
My wife will let out the funniest scream, and I
know exactly what inside does with her at that moment,
and I have to come killing.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Here's the thing. I also don't want to kill them,
but I but I do want them dead.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
She's the same one. But out here, wow, from another room,
I go be right there.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Come quick. That was R two D two. Hey, another impression,
Joe and chock that one off on the list. Yeah, spiders,
snakes are adorable. Joey a human being.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
That you know, solid Joe, great contribution, this one lame,
well done, well stands jealous.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
We are the people. What are we afraid? I'm not
afraid of another person. Come on, afraid.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm not afraid of people.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Huh. I mean like I should be more afraid of people.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Probably I'm gonna say I'm afraid of you, but I'm
not alive. I'm not waking up in the middle of
checking ounder my bed for you. I'm not going If
I see a Maria in this hotel where we are audito,
We're out.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We are this.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's a really different scream. Yes, I see seven of them.
Fucking nightmare. They're all walking around with grilled cheese. Is
that song? So king song? Again? All right?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Another one for you. Which of these movie stars would
you want to get rid of? And all of their
work goes with them except Rogan, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And I said South Rogan, So it was.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The four Adam Sandler, Sandman.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, I like all of those other comedians more than
Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Really.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, to be clear, I like an Adam Sandler movie.
But Adam Sandler's whole kind of thing is that he's
not trying to be good, He's just trying to be enjoyable.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Have you ever seen Jemzo? No, you know what incredible?
That is the movie that changes the spectrum for me. Yeah,
I've heard that too. I've heard it's pretty dope.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I definitely tuned into the first few minutes, and then
I think I was high and it was just too
much to try to take in high.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
At what point were you sober for any of these
four people's movies? Tell me watch sober?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, they came out when I was a child. Daniel
so young? You are right? Yeah, yeah, a little teeny
tiny baby.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'm sure you picked him back. I'm sure you picked
the bag up set. You watch it's been juried, Hi, come.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
On, I would know. I haven't, But now I'm going
to go watch Nature Calls.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That's one of the best. Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They could tell that, Joe.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Which actor are you getting rid of Rogan, Carrie Sandler
or Will Ferrell?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Will Ferrell?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Well, could you get rid of Anchorman, step brothers, the
old school. If he is Seth Rogan, you're also getting
rid of Anchorman. Okay, you still have old school step brothers,
talented and knights. Yeah, I'm not changing my answer.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Blades of glory, blades of glory.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
He annoys me.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
All right, I'm definitely gonna go with Seth Rogan.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
He's good at what he does, but if he goes away,
I'm not gonna be like, man, I want to get
really stoned to watch super Bad. I think that's over
it's overrated, top.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Knocked up, honestly as one of my all.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Time it is actually really good. Yeah, and four year
old Virgin is really good too. Yeah, all right, kool
aid man, is he the picture or is he the liquid?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You were going to say catcher?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
This is why we do the fans bag with.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Maria, Like I could you know?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
It would be a plot twist if the clear the catcher,
would you know? Oh yeah, you can't make assumptions. Oh no,
oh no, burst through some walls, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Is well bursted.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'm glad we're here. He's the picture.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I would agree.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Usually I want to argue with you and take the
Devil's advocate, but I agree. Got the arms outside.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Of the picture?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, pants, you know that they're not putting the arms
of the pants. And the juice cooler liquid?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
What is that liquid? Blood?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
The fact that he's got to walk around in a
picture Vegas trying to spill anything.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
We're drinking his blood. This is very Jesus as the
kool aid man.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Finally I know come from an altar girl. He is.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I had the Jewish guy admitting to it. Okay at
number seven. Finally, Maria Okay is a hot dog a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Fucking god.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You've been listening to Barguments the Podcasts. My host Joe Kelly,
I'm Dan Levy. She is Maria Palmer is a sandwich
because it's got meat and buns.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You're so wrong. That is painful.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
We'll do it again soon.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
This has been another episode.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
And again, if you have a bargument, feel free to
DM me or even jump on the thanks book the
Barguments the Podcasts sub minute there, we might go ahead
and argue it, and if it's really good, we're gonna
bring you on the podcast to bargue with us once again.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
For Joe Kelly.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
My name is Dan Lovey Brim Palmer.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It's not a sandwich, Hm,
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