Curdled, A State Fair Caper

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you are a person who cannot handle ship talking,
a person who cannot handle a guy talk, locker room talk,
or if you're just too fucking soft, this show is
not for you.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Did we talk about sports?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Obviously, but we talked about sports if we're at a
bar with guys, that's how that's what we talk about.
Dick and fark jokes is what we do. If you're
too soft, do not listen to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Why is it there? What happened? Is there? Is that
the reason why the light above your chair is discolored?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Right?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Dirty? Try that one sock didn't stick? Didn't even get
a chance, never had a chance.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
What's that? What's that from?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Never had a chance?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's like literally no, No, there's a movie.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's a movie never had a Chance. I I can't
remember it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, I see it. It's uh he's skinny now he
was a big kid? Yes that one?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
What movie?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Bad Boys?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, you're getting there?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Not he would Jonahill was not in Bad Boys? No?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, Nick Loven oh ship yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
So? Uh, Trouble Model.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Both.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
No, I don't know what that movie is. You never
seen traffic Parrot or Troubling Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I don't know trouble paradise.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
I just said, I just said something.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Ship Now I can't think. Yeah, you will look it
up for us, Bruce Aden, I'm a.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Status this one. This one that's a stat one.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
This is I'm the statue man.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Never had a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
People could be like, it's just more because there's are
idiots super bad. It is super bad and found it
take you long. We'll take you guys school.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I'm doing my show.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh that's when he's at the at the grocery store.
You're trying to get the Yeah, never had a chance
for else because the cops said, like, you got a chance,
never had a chance. I thought it was it all
like showed was him never had a chance.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, he said the cops said something, Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's all it showed in that little clip that I
had was just on him.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
They got it.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
He's like, never had a chance.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Got it. That's in my head too.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
What else is in there?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
All in my head?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
All the things you said, all the in my head?
What else is in your what do you what else
are you thinking about right now? Matthew Angelica gevery Yeah,
hell yeah, here's the old dude. Yeah, Hey, you guys
watched Happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
A part of it?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, you guys are I watched it? He has watched
Quarterback season two yet part of it?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Part of it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
We've been so fucking busy, I'd have lives. I'm sorry,
we pill have have work and other.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Other my god.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Okay, so there's so many other toes, Like there's two
employed people here.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Weren't you home today? No, we actually worked. We were
today and he got dropped off at you got dropped
off by David. Yeah, very nice. He's a cool dude.
He remembered it was probably my favorite driver. He remembered
my name and I forgot his. That's sad, I know.
I was like, damn it. But I never really worked

(03:22):
with him. Like I would walk in and he would
be loading his truck and I'd be like, what s up, dude,
and I'd leave. Sad it is. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. Really, Yeah,
but he's always a super nice I walked into the
liquor store where my boss buys my beer, and he
was like, hey, Bruce, and I was like what somebody,
I'm like, fuck, god, damn it. It's a super common name,

(03:47):
is all I could think of.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's like, god damn it. And then it's so weird,
like I get on Facebook later and it's like David
Fuck that's him, God damn it. I remember I work
today too, though.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Oh yeah, well are you officially employed?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's employed. It not be working.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
And I make more than serventuan dollars you know, all right,
well I'm part time.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Probably make more than you on this check. No, yeah
I will.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
No, trust almost made more than them.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Doubt you're gonna make. Well, that's because he has to
pay child support to.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's not it's not fair.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
That's your fault kind of No, he's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean, you're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
He's not wrong. He's attacking now though, attack mode. He's
got like his cut off shirt now, he's like feeling
himself literally his hand is underneath his shirt, feeling himself,
not below. He's up.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
He's up top by his nipples, up by my shoulder.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, he's up by his nipple.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
He's like from uh.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
What's that the fun always like the the the old
dude from uh water boy. Yeah ah, you guys want.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
To make it.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, guys likes to see homos.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
All right, cool man. Every packer right there, I'm a man.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, on the way you made.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
It, you know, right cool or Texas fans Scott Yeah,
man manning for you.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I'm surprised you even have.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
H But if anybody, because I mean ninety percent of
the world that has Netflix has seen the hour and
forty five minute movie, No, Happy gi More Too. It
is very full of nostalgia.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh it is. I see a lot of it.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, you gotta watch the end. Jadea and I have
watched it and you.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Said it to me and then too, Yeah you call
me a bum.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, you're a bum. That is totally bummo busy. I'm like,
you get home at night after probably four or five,
at some point in time, you're watching or you're playing
a video game instead of watching Happy Gilmore Too.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'm not played for a couple of days, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well whatever you okay, So what time do you get home?
Are you home at eight o'clock at night? You've been
working fourteen to sixteen He is definitely wearing depends. Are
you working his sixteen hour shift, sleeping eight and then
getting right back in that coke car selling slanging more coke?
I doubt it.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Whoa, I make no other work too inside that coke car.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Okay, that doesn't matter, that's not the point. What time
do you get home? What time to get home? And
I wouldn't say that aloud because there's somebody who's gonna
be chirping at you for that.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
True, I have a disclaimer later on. We gotta do it.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, you should probably uh not say that. I wasn't
searching for that. But you get home at what five
six o'clock? How many other hours before you go to bed?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Uh, probably go to bed like around eleven is ish?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Okay, So you're telling me that you have an hour
and a half of time. I get the quarter I
get the quarterback thing. That's a that's a big get.
That's that's like six hours. That's that's that's a tough one.
But then on the other.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hand, yeah, then he has practice, he has baseball.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, depending what we have for Kennedy, Right, But you
can't tell me that none of this time. You haven't
been home for a little bit. I get yesterday you
had a game.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
We really haven't been I mean we watched it yesterday.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
But we didn't really watch it.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Why didn't you watch it?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I mean I was so fucking tired.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I was.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I was on three hours of sleep.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I was saying, why are you on three hours of street?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Because somebody has to get up at three four o'clock,
so that means I gotta get it at three thirty.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, again, you could go to bed early.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I tried, but I'm getting fucking all this other ship.
I gotta do what.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
He's famous. He's famous.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
He was on PBS.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
He was so were you?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, but they didn't really talk about me that much.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
You like a drug addict on BBS?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yes? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
How did you come to that conclude?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Every Boddy was sweating except for me? I guess even
though I felt like I was sweat.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
And was shaking.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
You're looking every way, How do you know what drug?
Maybe that was just well, I live in Penny in
New York, so.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
You're just dabbling with drug addictime.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yes, everybody in the town is a drug addict of
some sort.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's not bad. It was hot in here, and I
wore a flannel to try to support nob and Kettle.
I'm sorry for trying to be supportive.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
What I wasn't I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I wasn't wearing a cut off sleeve shirt grabbing my
nipple if that's right now, which.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is basically you're down here, it's.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
You're kind of kind of sad. That's kind of nipple
hand length away, so you measure it so you're always like,
hold on, here's my own bleak. I put my other
hand there just in case somebody is ever like, how
far are you away from your nipple totally hand like
your fingers spread, or you're just like tight cutting it.

(09:08):
You got your thumb tucked.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
No, I like I like to keep it.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Sider man.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Got a spider man over there.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Yeah, sling webs everywhere.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Jesus, that's why that white's discolored. That's why you said
this is your room. Don't bring in a black light
into this damn studio. For the love of.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
God, I got three already in the cold opening.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's the best. So Jaana was the one that was like,
we did it one time, and she's like that was funny,
Like you guys just sitting there.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Talking one time.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh yeah, please, I'm like, you don't laugh, You've been
laughing the whole time. There. We we have we have
hold on aiden man, spiden.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
We have we have ten people that listen to us.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Hey, if you watch the TV programmers, three thousand follow
horse yeah, boom yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Oh come on, not though you're gona with I forgot, forgot,
I'm forgotten Spider you know.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Now now you're back to Peter Parker.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I don't want to actually smart. He's smart as ship.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Ye he is, Yeah, Peter Parker.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
He makes his own webs.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, with help from a spider.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
The first one depends on which Spider Man you watched.
The first one he has a he mad all of
a sudden, they just shoot out of there and they're like,
that's nonsense, and some he makes them. Yeah. Then the
second one, what's that guy's name? I forget maguire, No,
that's a that's the first one. Second one is.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
You know Ada McDonald.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Wow, cool, that's.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Not all I just wanted to say. Andrew Garfield. Yeah
that is corraph know. And then the third one is
Tom Holland.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Uh what about this? Like I think we're missing So no.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
There's only three of them. I mean, I guess there's
the voice character from the cartoons.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I don't care, but no, because that guy's not.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Says not Spider Man. That's no that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Which what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Batman?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Those are what? What are we talking you?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
You're like you're like a different you know.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Hold You're like, no, that's not him? Who's not him?

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Just like I'm thinking out loud, I'm kind of just like,
I know, I'm lising.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Trying to I'm trying to follow with you.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
I know, I don't even really want.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
So you have the Andrew Garfield, which is correct, yes,
and then we have Tom Holland, which is the third one.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
And who's the other one.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Toby McGuire is the first in the I'm pretty.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Sure you just said Tom so May McGuire.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Tom Soby McGuire, that is, dude? Did Tom drink soby
Toby McGuire? I know Andrew Garfield and Tom All.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Okay, okay, yeah, I just feel like there's another one somewhere.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, there's the voice character.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
No that that played him, But I know it's wrong,
is it?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Hold on? Isn't that the movie there's that movie where
there's like all the Spider Man. There's a bowload of
Spider Man and that one is a lot of spider
Mans and that one movie because it's like they all
like get into that Universe, right, don't. And the third
if you watch the newest.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
I've watched every Spider Man like in the newest.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
One, there's there's like that scene where what have you watch?

Speaker 5 (12:29):
You watched every single pay per view for w w
F from Like.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, you hate dude, I me and you were on
like the bottom of there's more people that watch that
than people that don't. I watch it.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
You don't have it all like in the middle of
the night, I come in here to like wake him
up with this rolling No.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
He's just hitting last from the last program you watched.
I remember I used to have that, dude, just like
Nickelodeon or bab You just up here watching Nickelodeon. Mom
wasn't on Cinemax earlier.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay, Yeah, that's how far we're going.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, very confused. All right, I would like to be
let in. Okay, we can't handle the smoke. F you Canada, right, Travis?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Travis say that.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
I didn't say we might get Canada as a sponsor,
the whole country.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
We have a vidential sponsor.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I gotta write that down just in case.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
All right, hold on, just for funzies. If we got
Canada the country as a sponsor, Aiden represented. Give me
your best. It's for fun. Nobody's gonna care. I'm just
gonna laugh. I screw up all the time.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
What am I doing?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
You giving me the You're the sponsor, Yeah, you're You're
the spot.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
We do our sponsors. What what are you gonna say
for Canada?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, because they're our sponsor. Now you they want you? Hey,
we like.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
We turn to Philip. It's a five three stop with

(14:31):
his business smarts, talks like a bro.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Matt and Dustin join him just for the fun and
Lord Dustin SIPs his beer.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
Scott's god his notes. They share fat jokes, talk like
their own spots wemig, He's got its own. In the
sports talk show, Scott's the captain. Matt and Dustin.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
They know Bruce might be missing, but they still make
it fun, fat jokes and drinks.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
They keep it light and run sell me bro sports talking,
Bimichi minisoda talk like Dick's fat jokes.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
It's all in the motion.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Scott leads the way with his business degrees, Dustin drinks,
and last they make it all agreed. Matt's not the
smartest budd He's got his part. Scott and Dustin. They
keep the conversation shot, beer Belly and Brainstein makes it
all up. Send me thro a sports talk It's never
too tough. Dustin's got his drink, Scott's got his script,

(15:31):
Matt Scott his jokes.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
They never get stuck.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
They talk Mike Brews though they're not fat jokes.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
And Beard, They've got it all bought.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Scott's gootting know how Matt got the jokes.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
Dustin's got the drink. They chiep bit hot and cozy
for Mitchie's got it sown in this sports talk show.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Talk right, Dick's fat jokes. It's all in the flow.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Send me through a sports talk in bim g Men's
soda fog like Ditch, fat jokes.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
It's all in emotion.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Scott leaves the way with business degrees, Dustin' juice and
last thing, make it all greed.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Good morning, good afternoon, good even.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
It doesn't matter where you are. This is Beer Belly
Sports coming in from the Narry Runway Lounge just south
of but Menji. My name is Matt Geffrey. Over to
my immediate left.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He is a man of the people. He is a
man with two g's. He is the almighty Bruce.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Leg delightfuler, delightfuler, delightful.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then not left or not right, not.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Behind on I okay, on, I'm gonna ask you this.
If he were to be a clock, what o'clock would
Aiden be?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
He would be at eleven o'clock to me, because I would.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Say, yeah, don't see anywhere nine to eleven. I would
give you that nine is right here, So midnight has
got to be straight ahead, so it's about eleven. Sure, Yeah,
this person is about eleven o'clock, So eleven o'clock in
front of me. He is the stats stats person, Stat's king.

(17:21):
If anybody could come up with a nickname, we need
a new nick.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
We didn't, yeah for for mister Aiden Senior squeak.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
He's grown out of the squeak.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah you got, you got, We got him out of
the squeak.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
He's not he did we did, like fucking voice coach
hip and being like stop squeaking, you know, like like
run another lap. Yeah, stop right now.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
It is no other than Aiden Squeak, not squeak, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Squeak, Not squeak squeak. That's gotta be from like a
cartoon or something.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
He's not squeak.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Squeaker, not squeak. I like it.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
So yeah, anyways, do any like.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Nicknames from like your baseball team? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Any names?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I mean like ones that you can share on air,
you know. No, not really, No.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I just got called giraffe a lot.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
That's that happened this year that they were reading my
name and they said Aiden Giraffe. They had no So
the person that was hamon Sense B team football and
they yelled out they're reading off everybody's name, the starting
lineup and pitching for the Panama sangs.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Eight in giraffe. Close. Wow, that's that's I mean. We
like to call him girafferee, you know what I mean,
because there's there's not it's not giraffe, Like, it's nowhere close.
The draft, I had my okay, my brother's last name
is ambuel A m b u Hel and this guy
was saying his name and goes Amberdoodle like what the hell.

(18:46):
And it was like in a group of people that
worked the team at the same time, Amberdoodle like, what
the that's not even close and he's just staring there,
still face and we're like laughing. He's like what kids
guys like to see you with the company. Stop laughing.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's fine, everything's fine.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Girafferee is like a fun thing that would be. That's
that's close.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I've been called giraffe, I've been called really free, and
I've been called griffy, which is fucking hilarious.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
You've been called griffy.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, bowling bowling when I was in a bowling league.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
When I was, I mean, I get it. I mean
so like somebody were like Matt Griffy.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Had and had to get my you have a sweet
hold on. I did have a king griffy stance though
when you're bowling.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
No, it doesn't translate to bowling. You got I mean
if you were if you had the sweet swing when
you were playing baseball, then I did it, but you
got called it during bowling. So like you must have
had like this super smooth bowling like hold on, did
you drop that? Like whenever you bowl, does it hit

(19:53):
or does it roll smoothly?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Pretty small? It was a little hooked to.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
It so like but like when it when the ball
hits the lean just a bounce.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
No, you're up, yeah, priest food, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm a bouncer because I don't care. I'm trying to
throw as hard as.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Like fucking six pounds.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Just fuck it, I'll go heavy, you go heaviest, and
then you go you try to throw, you throw my
fucking arm out.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, that's why you bowl, dude. If you can't bowl well,
then you bowl hard.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
If you're not doing good bull hard, you're either trying
to like hit hit the hit a gap and then
go into another lane and then hit.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, no, no, no, you're not trying to like rain.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Not trying to.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
It happens when you're bowl hard.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
You know, when you throw it twenty nine miles an
hour with a twelve pound ball.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, Jesus down, you know the stairs words and the
flex of the trap traps who you no.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Hold on said that it was. It was a handlength away,
No his trap, I'm not flexing. You were like, no,
you know, dude, you you have a stern and straighten
up your shoulders and you're like, what you know, throw
a ball off one lean and get to the other
on what up? You're like, Oh, that was just New YORKA.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
What do you want to do about it?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
What do you gonna do? List your brother? Well, you
get some hair on. That's good.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
It's itchy right now, I haven't really really itchy.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, after it grows India, there's.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Little like red red things and it's really itchy. It's
been since the cities.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
You should get like a it's a hot it's the heat.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
It's called the order end.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Do you use it all the time.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
It's called heat rash.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Heat rash.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Well, it's not that hot in your pits.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
It is in your pits.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It is oh good, one burn you're so burnt.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
He is too those I'm not burns. It's called heat rash,
those little red bumps because your arm pits are like
the hottest.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Well it could be worse.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Well, then you got in your arm. So I don't know.
You should check out what you're doing with your life.
I don't know what you want me to say.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Unemployed.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I am employable. He is that we got oh never
mind here he's squeaked. We got squeaked back. No, you
you just know.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
From over the weekend. Oh we were ordering uh no,
everybody heard of the table uh at the table at
Chili's shout out.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Rich.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
The bill was like I know, right, you and the kiddos, yeah,
three four, fourth, okay, so and so there's four people
there that Bill can get.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
No five, oh that's five anyways, Um.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Bill can get real high.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
It did? It did?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Pretty is anybody having beers and margaritas and okay, so
you have to didn't didn't quiet just sodas?

Speaker 5 (23:01):
And someone hit a wall almost immediately, what did you?
And I finished my food?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Good for you? Fucking you didn't.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Hold on when you say hitting a wall like driving
or just like a proverbial like preferred wise. Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Anyways, and he's eating anyways.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
When he shoves it down, he shoves it down down
already fast, all.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Right, let's let him finish young so he doesn't want
to hear a story, that's why.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So he's reading the like we all ordered and we
got the Aiden, yo, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Pretty sure he did. He did. He picked it up
and he was like, well, I suppose.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
No, no, no, no, yeah, it's just it's this girl
who was giving, who was doing the order. I don't
know how.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
She's probably like probably in her mid twenties, maybe a
little bit younger, and does it all the time.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
And server was hot up.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
And then it's different, and then Aiden was like, can
I get the did you go deeply.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, he went deep.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
That's just how I talked to you.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
I talked, hey on, hold on, let him finish the story.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
That's my radio out, that's my there.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I want to turn the doubt so I can finish.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
This and what you're what he's done, you get a
chance to rebuttal, I want to turn it out for
this moment. So he was just like, can I get
the chicken fingers with a.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Cute sauce? And she was like, and she didn't really
hear him. He didn't say it very clear.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So he did it again, so he doubled down on
it and and we all heard. I'm like, first, I'm like,
did you do what I think he did?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
And then he did it again. I'm like, a hundred
did what I thought he did?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
So how did you? How did you tell what was
going through your mind when you were ordering said chicken
fingers with barbecue sauce.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Did you turn me back up?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yes? Yeah, you're on now.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
So it's not really something that I think about it.
It's just what happened. That's like my radio subconsciously.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
When I'm when I'm ordering voice, I talk I talk
like that to everybody, order to.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Hey, I'm Bruce Lakee from Chili's. What would you like
to order today?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I don't know what I'm a menu in front of me.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Don't get me on the menu. Plow one of them
from New York and didn't give me a menu.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
You've been sitting there for a Yeah, what's wrong with you?

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You have computer in front of you. You can't look
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We all three tonight is the bean Bag tournament for
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was I know, she's like, you had a show tonight.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's like, yeah, because he didn't come, Well, we had,
so it's okay. Uh so yeah, dragon Boat Races this weekend.
We're gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I haven't decided if I want to do a mini show,
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Haven't decided we should go live whenever.

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Let's go live with it.

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Speaker 3 (28:35):
I think that's that was a good advice by Jada,
And I think that's probably true, right, thanks Jada. You know,
going to like Mitch and then posting it later and
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second annual High Five Competition is coming back. Bruce won
last year. Aida was Steamer right behind him, and it
was a pretty good.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I don't know if I like those wordings.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It works out though, Steamy Beaman. I was right behind
him with the High five competition. So we'll see if
Aiden can passed Bruce in a High five competition.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
He's gotten a lot confident this year. I think I'm
in trouble now that he kind of like towards the
end of it, he really started to pick up ground.
But I mean I'd already got such a lead.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
It was high fighting cops too.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah, you know which you're writing, No, I high five
the cops if you yes, that was the one. I
was like, you should do that. And then I told
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What about phones?

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But mabe, we should get Aiden dressed up in a
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They should ask if they had a mask, I'll wear it?
You would? I rocket? Hell?

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That would be fun.

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I'll figure out later. I don't want to figure out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I know, very very, very fun but weird situation. I
was like, yeah, I guess I'll do it. She's like,
you just don't say anything. You just sit there take
pictures like I don't know if I could not talk
for six hours.

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She getting the show? Yeah? Why not?

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Speaker 3 (33:09):
We are at the trade deadline for Major League Baseball
and we have our squeak not squeak insider who is
on it. Aiden give me the top trades in Major
League Baseball. Twins first, that the major League first, then twins.
Do you need a little little more.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Time more time for the major League?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Okay, it's not very Do you want to go with
the Twins first? Yeah, I got We'll go twins. We'll
go twins first. All right, our twins trades on the
trade deadline, which is no other sport. What does basketball
trade this much at the trade deadline?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Basketball trades a lot.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, So, I mean basketball might be, but football doesn't.
No hockey, there's a couple, but yeah, but I mean baseball.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Basketball runs with the highest of trade money to be given.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
All right, so you want anyway? I don't have music
for this, Yeah, obvious.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
The Minnesota Twims are giving up Willie Castro to the
Chicago Cubs for.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Ryan Gallagher.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Sam Armstrong.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Armstrong is a good name. He's a picture. See that's
what you want for your picture.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
You want him to have a strong arm.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah right, I mean that's a good name. All right,
what else we got? Moving on?

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Moving on, Minnesota Twins are trading Carlos Correa to the
Houston not Rockets, Astros.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
I'm gonna said Rockets.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Well, because you said.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
For left handed picture, Matt Mikolisky.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Matt McCluskey. They only got one picture for him.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
We only got one thing for him.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
The one thing that I'm very interested about this tree
it is how much money are the Twins eating on
this trade?

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Probably a lot.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's not fifty that's what the Twins said.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
No, I would just pay that because then we actually
get things. What do you mean we would get more
than just a left handed bumb So you'd rather pay
You'd rather.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Pay fifty million and get more prospects. Yes, you're probably
not wrong. Yeah, I know. I don't know though. Man.
It's just like, why would you pay twenty million dollars
to not have a guy on your roster and then
get one left handed picture? Because no matter what, it's
going to be prospects.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yeah, moving on, Moving on, Minnesota Twins are trading Louis
Arland's and ty France to the Toronto Blue Jays for
Kendris or Rojas and Alan Rhoaded.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
What is Rojas?

Speaker 5 (35:55):
What is the Rojas left handed picture?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
And pictures?

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yelling no, Alan Roaden is an outfielder.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Okay are they? And then the other one's a picture? Yeah,
so you're an outfielder in a picture. That's a pretty
decent You're getting. Ty France is a one year, one million.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Now the only trade that I believe that we have
won throughout this entire thing.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
We had to talk you into it earlier.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Well, I looked, but I had to look at the stats.
I did to corunch some numbers.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, that's down here.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Minnesota is trading Griffin Jacks straight up to the Tampa
Bay Rays Fortage Bradley.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
All right, so why do you like it? John? Tell
me why you like that trade? All right? Well, he's
twenty four, and then howlds Griffin Jacks. Let's go through
the ages.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
So Gryffin Jackson is thirty.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, and then how holds this new guy four twenty four?
All right?

Speaker 5 (36:52):
So let me let me look back at the stats,
because parent I didn't save.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
It olivating music here, he's out doing that, all right?
So this season, oh, got it ready, he has fished
a hundred.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
One hundred and eleven.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Total innings. Who's just uh taj Bradley to Brodley.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
He's giving up ninety nine hits, sixty five runs, zero saves.
Makes sense because he's a starter and he has a
four point sixty one e R.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
So we're giving up a reliever for a starter. Yeah,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
That's not bad.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
And he's six years younger. Yeah, and we can agree.
We don't even need to go through Griffin's Jacks the stats.
He's pretty up and down right, Aden.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
I mean he has a he's won five win lost record, right,
this guy is six and six, and so.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I mean winning lost record for him means like he's
given up a lead.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
But also also the Raids aren't that good eithers are terrible. Yeah,
so if you'll guy at that kind of aspect, they're not.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
They're not in the mix in the Al East. No,
I mean I get it because that's a tough show.
I mean yeah, because Toronto took over the Yankees.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
The Boston Yankees are terrible.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Well it's right now, it's well Jane Judge's rainy, Toronto,
New York.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Boston, and Boston won on like at thirteen. So it's
got to be Tampa Bay as four because Baltimore's really fell.
I mean, yeah, you're getting a starter for uh. Is
there any other trades? There's a lot more trades, alright
for the Twins. How's your boy Harrison? Do you think
he's here to bring his blue bat to Philadelphia? Oh?

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Do you think he's gonna have red water in it?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh? Damn it?

Speaker 5 (38:49):
That's said?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
What happened aiden Danny kloomb Cologne Gloombaka.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Straight up to the Texas Rangers for Garrett Horn position player.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I just need one left stand and picture left time picture.
So picture for me, that's good.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
I don't think we really need all right, Rock Stewart
straight up to the Los Angeles Dodgers for James Outmen.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
You like this trade, I'm okay with it because James
Outmen has some defense with him. He's kind of fast.
He has no bat at all.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
You can fight in that. Let's look up.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Let's look up some James out Stead to.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Look up some Jawen's stats. Can you when you look
up the stats, tell me how old he is? How
old he is? Because I think he's probably fairly young.
And if you're from the Dodgers, okay, the Cubs got
like a steal from them when they had to dump
salary to get Otani. They got Michael Bush and I
forgot the pitcher's name. And Michael Bush is one of

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the five best first basements in the league.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Yeah, so he is terrible offense, actually actually horrendous.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
He's twenty eight.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Oh okayd hey points, yes, I guess guess what is bad?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
One forty seven lower than one forty seven and he's three.
He's twenty eight years old, twenty eight two hour runs,
four Irby eyes.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
And uh where did it go?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
I think four hits?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Well, he probably did get a whole lot of playing
time in Los Angeles. Probably not so maybe maybe we
give him a little run. I mean, come on, Colombe
wasn't really that good anyways. I barely remember his name. Okay,
what other twins trains have we got?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Well, he's played a total of thirty nine. Uh, he's said,
a total of thirty nine at bats.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
See, that's tough. So for one of them, I mean, that's.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
It's four for thirty nine though.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, see, I mean that's tough. That's tough.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
That's tough.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Need more at bats?

Speaker 5 (40:56):
And twenty twenty four he went twenty four, one hundred
and thirty six.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
You roll your arms.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
You're from the north, all right, Sorry, let's move on.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
What's the next trade?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
God, damn, the twins have been really making some moves.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Don't want to look at that anymore. And they're not
good moves at all.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
We don't know that except yeah, nobody really knows until.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
The Dran trade. Come on, that's two. One of those
was in the top one hundred.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Is a terrible picture. He has a plus five R.
I don't want him.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
He wasn't that old though, And then the catcher was
in the top one and we'll talk about it a
bit when I get Okay, we'll get there.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, calm down, Scott me. Yeah. The outfielder because you
always jump ahead of things. Oh no, sorry, he does.
He's gonna hear that too, but well tell me wrong now.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
The outfielder Harrison Vader has been traded to the Philadelphia
Twins for Henry Mendez, outfielder who and right handed picture
Jeremy spelled with a G.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
What a loser, Loria.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's probably really popular where he's from.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Good for him. It's like people are spelling Aiden with
a Y instead of an I. Fucking losers.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
We know someone's done that.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yep. Anyways, go on, go on. I was looking at
you when I was telling him to go on.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Oh yeah, go on. Do I have to go? They're
just joking, all right, I know, yeah, you gotta stop.
On the run.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Has been traded to the Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
You sound like you're from the forties, the roads, but
treaded here now here fast her now heard. Who There's no.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Actually is fifty fifth ranked I think in the pipeline,
and nick Abel is ninety two, ninety ninety second, ninety two.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I know I prefer ninety two, but I mean both
of them. It's because again there's a couple of years
left on Duran's contract.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
With fucking mind blowing and I have a fun little
tidbit here.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Let's go with a hand away.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
So guys, how many people will be under contract next year?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh good? One?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
A seven?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
What's I want to go with? Ten?

Speaker 5 (43:30):
I'll give you all another guess?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh is it up higher or lower?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Okay, we're both wrong.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yeah, you're both gone.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Tell us three.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Shut up?

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Buxton and Ryan too, Lopez. So Ryan has to be though, well,
we're gonna have to resign him. Here's one this last year.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It must have like a team option then, because they
said they have, like the whole reason why, like the
trading Ryan thing, And I could be wrong. This is
just what i've heard through.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
This is at least what bet MGM put out, because.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
It's like it could be like a team thing where
he could become a free agent if they choose not to,
but keep moving on with the trades. We're not gonna
worry about that now. That's it. That's it. That's all
the Twins trades and.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
This has nothing to do with it. But Terry McLaurin
is requesting a trade.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
This just did.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh it's if you would have totally breaking news. I
would have totally pressed the button.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
That did happened like a month ago.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Well, now he's requesting another one after he said, oh wait, no,
I want to say here, I don't want to go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
We'll bring that up later. So we got some football
news coming up. I forgot we have, all right, So
all right, what do you have any major league trades?

Speaker 6 (44:43):
All right, well, I hate you end of the six Pact.
We'll finish the beer, okay, all right, So that's we'll
just move on from the trades.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
There's probably other major league trades out there, because you know,
my favorite team got the soaka well tied for my
favorite team because nobody cares rooting for the Twins and
the Cubs. Well, you do because you're a fucking loser,
and you're gonna owe me twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, for remind people? Why remind people?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Why? Because I bet you twenty bucks at the Cubs
have finished for the better record, and you were like, yeah,
I'll take that bet. I was like, that's numb.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
How would you take that? You obviously knew before the season.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Hashtag faith Aden hashtag, hashtag you are hashtag faith.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
But no matter what, the moment they start failing, he's
like he has no faith in him. Yeah, and he's
gonna you know what, and then he's gonna go, oh,
I don't like the fact that they might have a
chance to win, So I don't like that at all.
I'm gonna go to the dead Detroit Lions from the
Dallas Cowboy because so much potential for winning here. I

(45:46):
just want a loser. I just want a loser. Hashtag
faith has take faith.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
He's like grinding a saxety overall school in NCUB. Yeah,
I am grinding that for twelve years just to see
him make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
And then they don't do anything in the playoffs, say
the Washington Commanders.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
But you know, the moment they do start doing well
and you send him an uplifting text message, he gives
you a F bomb. I'm like, it's not over f you, Bruce.
I'm like that was polite and nice. I'm like, I'm
like the troll that will just dig in and be like,
how'd that play go? Like when there's a bad play
that goes for the vikings, I never say that.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Oh yeah, no, YouTube and all the time and all
the night hewed me and said, oh d too, here
you come.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
No no, no, no, no stop whoa, this is what
bothered roll on, Wow, don't stop.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
This is what happened. Yeah, go through the chats. Anyways,
Aida was like bitching because like my arm herds, and he's.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Also he's pitching.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
He just started. He's the first inning.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I like how you started right there. I'm just trying
to get you. I'm just trying to get you going together.
First hitting.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
It was the second to first.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I just troll you.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Look okay, he said, third, I.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Just I just did it. I'm gonna becoming new. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
But yeah, So he's like bitching on wine. Also, he says,
my stomach hurts too.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
And I was like, yeah, this is our third beer.
By the way, Oh sorry, Eden is a champ. Is
the beer. Ok So just crack it and we can
finish save it in chat. So it's okay, it's okay,
but let's continue with the conversation for wild and all
over the place.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
He's but he was bitching on wine. He's like, my
stummach hurts.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
I don't feel because I was three three hours of
sleep and no food.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
No food.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Who's false at when I dropped you off at home
for you to eat?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
There's nothing at the house you could.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Have to When when I would say, and I'm gonna
get some food, if you was a dad, can you
give me something too, I totally would have done it.
I thought you ate.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I bet there's something in there to eat, just nothing
that you'd really like. You ever seen the movie you
ever seen the movie Cinderella? Mann straight ham, dude, straight
straight handbow. That guy ate corn beef hashed out of
the bowl. I don't know if it's true or not.
That could have been just for semina semina semina cinema.

(48:14):
But uh, why would you not say something about not eating?

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Because I thought he would have realized I was already
in pissy mood.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I would know this is before the game. I would.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Uh, you're a male, and I know you're you're younger.
You're younger than the rest of us. We aren't great
at perception of what you need. We're like, we'll help
you with what you need. Like if you're hungry and
you just say I'm hungry, We're gonna figure out how
to get you some food. If you just go I'm

(48:48):
kind of crabby and you'll get it. We're not gonna
get it. Were kind of wanted to say about that.
You don't throw like quizzes at us to figure out
because we're not gonna put the dot together to figure
out that picture. We're gonna go oh young.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
And so he also pounded not one but two cans
of rain?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
And did you blame it on the ring with all
this going on? How well did you pitch ditch like ship?
I don't think the stats would back up pitching like ship?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
The five walks only six sh I guts. I pitched
like ship.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
How many runs you give up?

Speaker 5 (49:31):
One earned and no hits?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, I get the walks. This defense is really good.
We're not We're not We're not those We're not those
type of people. You don't blame the defense because we're
our team.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Nine.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I did have to tell him that too, nine.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
But you did win some miraculously. Oh my gosh, I
would hate you if I was your teammates.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
You should have saw the spitfire from him. He literally
grabbed the stuff or leave it. I was like, calm down, there,
fucking Hulk, I'm so calm down.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Don't call him hold dad, respect the name for a minute.
He's too soon. He was cut.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
He was so hungry, so pissy, like I was like,
I any a chance to order beat up yet he.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Was like you, like, dude, I'm probably get the gift
card thing fucking work and he's freaking out on me hungry.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
And I'm like taking.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I'm like, I was hungry.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
I was crashing out.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Was hardcore.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Moving was honestly though. You have the next great meme
coming up.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
I know I've seen it.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
I'm seeing it.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
It's Dustin had a field day.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Like it's like the Lamar Jackson meme where he looks
at his offensive tacklete.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I think it's it's more Drake to me. I think
that the Drake meme where it's like you're kind of
like good and it's like where you kind of like
turn your head. But yeah, so I mean you won, Yeah,
bottom line, you won.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
There's other stories that.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
So when you win with your team in New York,
are you like this too?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
I hate you because we play against D one players
and so the winds actually mean stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
What are you doing over here?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I don't know. Don't put your for breeze by me.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
That's my lotion model.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah for Bree Jesus. All right, that's a whole other
conversation for all the other all right, just moving on one.
So I no, I mean, did you did you bat
it all? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah, you bet?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
How did you do?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
I went two for five, a single and a triple.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I do that video on an empty stomach.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
He was maybe you were killing me, like walking felt
like there were knives coming out of me.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, he snapped me, like a knives code out of me.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Where were the knives coming out of my stomach? Just
just poking at you like Freddy Krueger's trying to get
out of your.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
That's how it felt, and I wanted. I felt like dying.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
So when you started running though, like the Niners like retracted, No,
they were worse, so you would have got to inside
the park home run.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
No, I barely made it a third.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
You've already told me this earlier, like I'm a pitcher,
I don't swing. All right, Well, that's pretty cool little
way you just showed up on this team. And I
think when I saw one point three four e r A, Yeah,
it's pretty damn good. Summary.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Four strikeouts.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
So twenty six, twenty six, twenty six strikeouts and three
games pitched, and you got to save save that two wins?

Speaker 5 (52:39):
That should be two wenths, right.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
You don't save us. Not a win, saves a totally
different you got.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
You didn't get anything in the second game. Why you
did because it was a no decision.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Did you pitch past four inning? Do they count that? Yeah?
He was in fish five point one? Yeah, so then
it should have been win.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Did you the lead?

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Did your team out the lead?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Give me look?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Oh? Sure?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Did your team have the lead when you have to
leave the entire game?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
So that should be too. If you go past five
innings and if your team has a lead, it never
loses the lead. If they if they tie, then you're
out of it.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
It obviously know you'll have you'll have one win. That's
what it says.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Stupid, I should have two wins on the season.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I'm just look, I saw Taylor.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
I'm calling you up.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Well, the guy that just got traded to the Cups. No,
he would know he was there. He was there, he
should have been staying there. Actually, he's a submarine pitcher,
you know, I'm thinking maybe he's probably thinking that you
should who let the dogs in get him?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Uh? So that is it for good.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Look the champ.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yell out to Jack.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I'm going, thank you, captain. I don't let him out.
I know they have airplanes going right ox.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
I can hear it.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
They're just sitting. What's that? Who was that?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Gary Allen trace Atkins?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Ah? Damn it? I was pretty close, right.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Don't let them out, Aiden.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Don't let them out. You just told them to let
him out.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
No, I said, don't let them out. Airplanes. Huh okay,
you know. Anyways, let's move on to the next to
be here, sir, it is the.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Day we're finally here or there for how you preseason
football lovers that aren't your own team, Because I will
watch parts of the Vikings hard season, well, I get that.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I'm not gonna watch every single preseason game because I
don't want to. I'm gonna watch the teams I need
to watch, like I have to watch the Vikings, and
I gotta.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Watch Sucks now because they don't play their starters at all.
Back when they used to play their starters, it's like
you'd watch a half and then you'd see the the
backups come in. So then it was kind of cool
because it's like, all right, then you get now you're
I mean it's still kind of cool because you get
to watch the people that you want to like, But
I mean they're not gonna plick. I doubt JJ mc

(55:02):
Do you think JJ McCarthy plays a lot?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Uh? I think he'll play this first game. I think
he'll probably play, Uh three three drives?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Really with no offensive line? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Ay?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Three? I wouldn't three drives? I mean with zero offensive line?
Are you gonna put J. J. McCarthy in there when
you don't have Kelly Fries Jackson, I mean Darrin who knows?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Who knows that they're even gonna start? What about offensive
line starting?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I don't think any of them do. I mean Kevin
O'Connell hasn't played any starters.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Okay, maybe no. Well, last last year, I.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Think Patrick Mahomes played like two drives the.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
First game that last year for preseason? Didn't J. J.
Ketchuk a big no?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
He wasn't on sideline, He was after Nick Mullins and
then he went in in the second half and just justin.
JJ McCarthy was awesome in the Oakland Raiders game, and
then he hurt himself walking down the steps and didn't
play the rest of the year. So like Cousins didn't play,

(56:11):
Jefferson didn't play. I don't think Addison played, Hawkinson didn't play.
I don't think. I mean, I don't think any of
the starters do. I mean, maybe Ivan Pace, you know,
maybe some of them do. But I mean, honestly, people
are finding out tonight that Trey Lance is playing for
the Chargers.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
He's such a bump.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I remember, like a lot of you Minnesota fans wanted
him to be a Viking so fucking bad.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Not dude, the Cowboys. The Cowboys gave up way too
much to trade for him.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I agree, I agree. I thought he sucked. Dude barely
a year and.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Why would you draft him at three? Why would you
trade what you traded up to to get him? He's
at one year and then he sat out. He played
one preseason game. I would never do that. I would
never trade up that high for that guy.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
When they talk about the biggest bust, he would be.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
No, he hasn't played enough to expectations high.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
He got drafted super high.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
He got drafted high. But it's it's not JaMarcus Russell.
JaMarcus Russell played. He is honestly like oh, he did
one year at the I'm sorry for the guy, that's
our Bison guy, but that's that's a very low level school.
When he come to drafting people in the NFL, we
got Gray's Abel. He's probably gonna be great. I mean,

(57:26):
I'm not saying they don't get any NFL talent, but quarterbacks. Sure,
Carson Wentz. I I would have that one year instead
of getting Dobbs. I would have rather signed Wentz off
the free agent market than trading a six round pick
for Dobbs. But Trey Lance, dude, I'm not trading him
for him. I wouldn't have taken him in the top
in the first round at all. You have one year
at a division pre school.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
And it's a COVID year too, so it's already short.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Right, there was a second year because in the second
year he did like the practice game and then and
then he didn't play the rest of the So then again,
it's like Mike Williams with the Detroit Lions when he
tried to go to the NFL. They said no, he
would have been Oh god, he was gonna be a
good wide receiver, and then he didn't play football competitively
for an entire year, gets drafted by the Lions. It's

(58:10):
it's such a having a whole year off Le'Veon bell.
It didn't do well and he got drafted. And actually
the second year he started off fairly well with the
forty nine ers and that was a good team. And
then he broke his leg and then Garoppolo got put
back in. I think he ended up making it to
the super Bowl that year. Maybe it was a pretty

(58:32):
but anyways, it's like he started off decent, but then
after that it was you lose your confidence, You're not playing.
It's terrible. It's a lot of like a lot of
the college basketball players coming into the league after being
a freshman and you're not gonna start well. Then you
just sit there and you lose your confidence and it's
you're just a regular game. We'll wait on him, We'll

(58:55):
wait on him. He's gonna start this year. But yeah,
I mean that could be very well.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
The truth he start this year. We have Mike I don't.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
I think Colly retired, but that's all that. I wouldn't
start him if I was Finch, But uh, you know,
I mean, so preseason football, I'm looking forward to hopefully
watching Donovan Jackson Kobe King, the linebacker from Penn State.
I'm really looking for Donova Jackson. Yeah, see how he

(59:23):
can dude, hopefully, I hope you're right. Bartholomew the tight end.
Oh yeah, I mean I watched the thing what Pete
Pete Bursa chat about him. Looks pretty good, Okudah. Everybody's
talking high praise about him in uh training camp. Let's
see how that develops on a field, because he will play.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I'm not I'm not saying he just didn't do ship
with the oh I know, but I mean he is.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
His p f F grade, his Pro Football Focus grade
is he's good against the run. And as a cornerback,
that's probably the last thing you really want to be
good at. You're you're your Mount Rushmore is probably like
what Dion Darrell reeves that they're very good at past Yeah,
you know, they're not great, like they're not like, oh man,

(01:00:10):
he's really good at the run though, James, look at Jays.
Yeah he's a safety. It's a whole different ballgame. But
I forgot that makes sense. Yeah, you know it's like
as a corner, like you want to be pass blocking,
you want to be good in coverage. You don't really
want to be known for good and run stopping as
a slot corner. I mean, it's it's not a bad thing,

(01:00:33):
but it's not what you want to be known for,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Uh, there's one player of mensoviks who was like that
was very good against the run. Who is something plays
for the Tampa Bay Bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Yeah, Antonine Winfield. He's also very good in pass cover.
It's a huge difference there weren't like, oh, Antonine Winfield,
he's just good at stopping the run.

Speaker 7 (01:00:52):
No, he is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
It was like that secondary thing. It's like, oh yeah,
and then he can stop the run. It was that
like secondary thing they would say about him. It wasn't like, oh,
Antoin Winfield, he's good at stopping the run. You know,
you can get back in pass coverage too sometimes. Yeah.
So it's I'm excited to see him because they've been
raving about him in camp, But it's camp. They always

(01:01:14):
rave about everybody they rave rave about, like they speak
highly of everybody in camp, trying to get everybody excited
about the season. Is there any team that outside of
your favorite teams that you're wanting to watch in preseason?
Like the games on TV and you can watch it.
Is there anybody? Is there any team that you would

(01:01:35):
like to watch? I don't really know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I like our team right right. I want to see us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
We're gonna win if J. J.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
McCarthy is just a regular ass season the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Where were you when I was getting three trained by
some Detroit Liantwell what one guy from Michigan and then
a guy from South Dakota and a guy from Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
So ever from that, it wasn't a meme. But uh,
the wedding singer when Billy Joel is like talking not
Billy Joel. He was not in the wedding singer Billy Idle,
Billy Idle, but he's like, I know people can't see it,
but he's like this behind me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I know. Yeah, you were totally just not saying anything,
just philosophy, like Billy iil, you're not saying anything. Alex
is the only one from Michigan. The other Fairweather fans.
But yeah, I'm kind of I don't think they're gonna
play Drake May, but it's kind of it's like exciting

(01:02:41):
to like see a rookie quarterback always play, you know, So,
I mean, I don't think they're gonna play j J.
But who was drafted this year as a quarterback. I'm
kind of drawing a blank.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I don't too far.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yeah came Ward cam Ward, your boy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
From your Boy from a Miami.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I love Miami, but I don't will play. That'll be
fun to watch the Brown. He's gonna play either that
or Dylan Gabriel old Man, it's in. It's in preseason.
They're not gonna play the old Man. It's preseason.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Brandon Wheaton, Man, he's dead. No he's not, Yeah he is,
No he's not.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
That's let's put it back in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, they're both selling tires and love that. Yeah, they
gotta set a white walls from line too good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
I heard that button, did hear? Yeah? Nice? But yeah,
it's kind of exciting, like Travis Hunter was probably gonna
play a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I'm excited to see the giants.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Yeah, see they're scatter bowl scata boo. That's right, that's right.
He might play. He might play a drive.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Well, he's lot, we've known he's been locks.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
What was that like?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Yeah, lockdown like Minnesota grad like okamp, seat belt? Okay,
I'm like wow, thrown out stats over here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Well, that's fine, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
That's his job.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Literally, his job is a throwout stats. But yeah, so,
I mean it's preseason football. But and it starts tonight,
and let's move on. I have another question for you.
You have the number one pick in your fantasy football league.
Who are you taking?

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Okay, well, I said earlier was a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Allegedly allegedly if you did that in an actual league
with my friends, we're just like taking bad players.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Now see now that's fine if you if you're taking
bad players, that's the whole bit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Like you guys in the college football you take three starts, Fine,
have fun, be.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Good, funk off.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
But do you have it yet?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
By the way, Scott got it And we're gonna start
a league, you guys go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
No, you need to be in it too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I'll get it when I can get it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
I'm gonna do brock Powers.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
You take that as number one?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Brock Powers?

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Huh did you see him last year?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
He was crazy the tight end.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Goal tight ends. Yeah, and then well, I mean, honestly,
I mean, take the only good tight end off the board.
He's not the only good one. Hawkinson could be Goodinson's
probably Andrews could be good. And I'm just drawing a
blank right now. There's probably a lot. Yeah, but yeah,
that's a good one. That's a good one. Geno Smith's there.

(01:05:41):
Geno Smith's gonna check down a lot. He doesn't go bad.
I mean else the Smiths the highest completion percentage over
the last five years.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I kept on thinking that Geno Smith was still in Seattle.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
He got traded there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Yeah, he's in Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Yeah, So, I mean he's good. That's a good checkdown.
He's a decent quarter back. You got Pete Carroll who
loves to run the ball. Yeah, and who did they draft?
Ashton Giaty, you know yellow. I love it. So they're
probably gonna run the ball.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
But I mean, Gottaboo better than GenZ though I don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
I was never a really big fan of I really
wanted the Vikings to gets Kataboo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Same.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
You guys loved him, love him, dude. He just wins. Yeah,
no matter what, what what, He's gonna run through you. Yeah,
he doesn't give a damn. He's a foot nine of
twisted Tiki Barbera out here. He ain't smooth, ain't smooth
like Tiki Barber though. I mean he's he's always been
an underdog his whole life, and then he got drafted
in the fourth round.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
He's like Mike allstart in a five to nine Francs
calm down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Up the bak with like a four.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Is on a different planet for most people.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Did you see did you see his All State Sugar Bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Highlight game? Akatabooboo is good all start. I mean that
guy was like a full back with his like a
he was a full back build that could run like
a running back. Scataboo is shorter, not as like I
mean thick he and then he was running with Warwick Dunn. Okay,
so it's you're kind of like handing him on, You're

(01:07:17):
handing it off, and then you know Warwick Done runs
to the right Linebackers are obviously chasing him. But I
mean in his own right Scattaboo, I loved him, dude.
I wanted I wanted the Vikings to get him. It
would have been Sweet Jones, Mason Scataboo. And it's fun
to say too. Could you imagine but if I first

(01:07:38):
by scotu Bo that, hey, do you listen to Paul
Allen when you watch the Vikings, I suppose do you
share your NFL Sunday ticket with him?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
He can but.

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Watch red Zone, so no ads and I can just
see everything, just touchdowns, first.

Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
Interception, sacks, fumbles.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
You said you were a Vikings man, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I mean he could always listen to it on the
iHeart radio as well. To just look at kfa N.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
And then listen to Paul Allen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Okay, tell tell aiden what you do for for Sundays
for games?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
So I get it. I get the got my bluetooth speaker,
and I wait for the boom and I have the
TV turned down, and when Paul Allen says boom, I
hit play on my television. So that way it's lined up.
So I listened to burst It and Paul I listened
to the Homers, versus listen to the TV broadcasters who

(01:08:40):
most of the times I hate and I think you're wame.
It's just dumb.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
My only the only TV broadcast is that I like
are Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt for That's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Not bad, No, that's not bad. Johnson Johnson's Oklahoma.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
They were there for pretty much every old game.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yea, and I loved it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Still listening to p over then, but that's a decent.
You don't even know. You don't listen all day every day.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Sure, I can't do a show though.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Sorry, I can't do what the show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I can't do that. It's too much, too much Purple
Dinosaur for me. No one likes you anyways.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
What's what?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
What's your first round pick? Because you didn't tell us.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
I'm probably almost on board with Aiden on the brock Bowers,
but I'm probably taking Bijeon if I really I had.
I had him and Saquon last year and I still lost.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Has not done ship in that system. I don't think
he's gonna do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
What do you talk?

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
Was?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
You were obviously not what Yeah he You obviously were
not paying attention.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I guess last year, No he was.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
I had him.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
Yeah, he was good, amazing running back in the league.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Sorry, it was him and Saquon. I had the first
two running backs. I just had injuries all year long,
and I just faded. I couldn't I had I think
I even had Burrow at quarterback. Oh no, God, dude,
I just couldn't get it right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
I would probably go with h JJ Justin. I know
I'm watching you. I'm literally watching Bruce.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
No, no, I look through Bruce all the time, especially
specially when tells me a story. Oh did we fucking
lose it out of the game?

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
You did?

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
That's that's why I oh out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Anyways, I'd probably pick have him in my in my
one of my other league, my keeper league. Justin Jefferson.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Wide receiver.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
It too worthy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Really, Yeah, there's so many butt fumble. Oh there's Mark
franchises off the fucking long hair now, thank god? Oh
my god, who is that? Who's your quarterback?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
That's not a quarterback. That's the opening kickoff return.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
So that's not run the ass. I know, but that's
still not butt fumble. Butt fumble is a quarterback running
into the ass.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Okay, anyways, lesbian.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
H, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Do you guys want to do a fantasy football league?
I would be okay with it, uh, I assume free
or do you want to go buy in?

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Jada found some sweet trophies that we could buy and
that would be like the you get to wear that,
or like we go find like a sick jacket at
like a twice but nice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
See, that's one of those winter when it could get
a gift card some type. There you go, do that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I'm down over that, all right, we'll throw that out
there later on when we do our second I mean
after you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Haven't watched another kickoff fumbled by the Lions. That's not
not a great way a great way to start your bay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
But you remember when the Lions went four and oh
in the preseason.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
What happened sixteen? Yep? Hey, what team has led the
NFL at sixteen seasons? Is it the Lions or the Browns?

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Lions?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Because I know the Browns have also gone owen Sea?
How many times have the I think the Lions have
done it twice? Right, Browns have done it once? How
my times? Is the Vikings lost every game? Never? It's
never fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Happened way, by the way, that was the linebacker who
carried that ball up field?

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Why is he carrying? That's terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Coats must have been a short kickoff.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
It's not, it's not because they're in that new kickoff.
So two back and then everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
When something negative happens to you went horns down.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
When it's two outs orangs down. Every time, everybody horns up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
All right, last beer, let's go last beer. Mantish football
would be cool. Maybe what we got we got three,
five we probably throw. We probably we gotta get like
what at least eight we need be great? Eight would
be great. Goy, we didn't know we had a rhymer.
It's got happy Gilmour himself here. The Minnesota Vikings defense

(01:12:58):
has been kicking that of the Minnesota Vikings offense this
uh training camp, and JJ McCarthy seems enthusiastic about it.
I'm just kind of wondering if Peyton's kind of right
about Will Fries and Ryan Kelly for the Well, he
said they were going to be injured. He didn't say
they'd be bad. No, he said they're gonna be No,

(01:13:21):
he said they'd be injured. Exactly what you do, because
you're like, they're injury prone. They are, so I listen
unlike you. Uh, well, there's that. So I wonder if
it's more the Vikings defense being good or the offense
being bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Defense being good, I think defense being pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
You think so, you don't think there's a chance that
the offense is bad? No, I don't know. I mean,
I know Jefferson's not out there, and it's training camp,
and it's everybody can look into anything. But everything that
the people on the Purple Daily have said is that
the defense is dominating this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Can't I say something right now? Oh like a shot
bet to you right back to me, right now, right now.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
They just saw Gus Johnson and Joe Class.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
It's not it is Mike Turrico and it's Chris collins Worth.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
No, because there's a black man bald head.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
No, because it was Gus Johnson. Did he have glasses?

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Yes, hold on, just look it up right now, looking.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Right now on the Jesus Christ uh Chargers Chargers Lions TV.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Brock Lions broadcast.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
You're so dumb. They would not do that on an
NFL team, aiden would I am saying right now, They're not.
That's so dumb. I have not made it on NBC
right now, Hey you did. I never said they would
not put it on NBC.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
They're a Fox, They're a Fox and also NBC or sorry, ABC,
Fox and Fox and ABC they're not on Oh my god,
this is NBC, dork.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Are you sure it looks like NBC to me up there?

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Are you sure about that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Oh my god, he's still backpelling right now because he
knows he's wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
I'm rageating now because I know I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
So you just gotta go all in here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Yeah, go all in?

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Fuck double down, double down? Aiden, Do you find it yet,
because I guarantee it's not. She would have played sounder
for I mean, yeah, play some music for you while
we wait.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
After?

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Is he right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
The broadcast team with a twenty twenty five Hall of
Fame game between the Los Angeles Chargers and Detroit Lions
on NBC will feature Mike Tirriko has a play by
play announcer, a crew College Worth as the analysis, Melissa
Stark as a sidelight reporter, and Terry McCaulay as the
rule analysis. For the local wives TV coverage in Michigan,

(01:16:12):
it's Jason Bennetteddy we'll call the play by play and
TJ Lang, oh, your former Gargets and TV good for you,
good for him, And the analysis by Danil Rogers. She will.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
That doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
We're just we're doing talking about the NBC coverage. He
thought that was, Oh my god, you for real, look
at Mike Tico right now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
You know what that's Honestly, that's more our era, Tarico,
You're right, but still, I mean, he can't just throw
He doesn't know who Chris Collinsworth is. Well, he can't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
He's a meme.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
He can't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
He doesn't know, he's saw he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
He looks thing, look at the look at look at
that throw by trade Lance, cracking your offense, slicing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Defense, second team defense, la who played last year?

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
And you already lost a starter. I mean, I mean
it is eight and hutchess, are you going to hold
up again? Great name, terrible knees.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Let's take a break.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
We're not gonna talk about Yeah, that's it. That was
just how do you think the Vikings are gonna you know,
blah blah blah. But you take a break. We're gonna
need to after the whole Tarico.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Something.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Hey, by the way, just to let everybody know because
you can't see because Matt's scared to go on Facebook live.
Both the Jeffree boys are wearing cut off T shirts,
not not bought cut off T shirts. They shows alter
them themselves. At least this one isn't down to your
damn hip bone. You kept it, You kept it up,

(01:17:47):
so I know I've seen it. Don't wake it all right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
We have something new coming up, not a game, but
I have a a Ocean eleven type heist thing coming up.
We're gonna do that in second half, so don't.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Go to her.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
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I missed the port the post, by the way I did.
I didn't hit it right.

Speaker 9 (01:21:44):
That's what we gotta do again, bring back the post.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
I love that hit the post.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
The Twins are paying thirty three million dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Fuck. Oh that's tough.

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
So that is a bad look and we only got
one prospect.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Yeah, that's not a good look. Buddy, that's fine. Everything
is fine. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
No, no, mo mar sucks suck suck.

Speaker 9 (01:22:12):
What prospect in the trades ago suck?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Sucks suck?

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Trade train trade.

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
Hopefully we look back on this and go, man, that
was worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
That was really worth it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
Then stuck get fifty million, and then the thirty three
love it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
How do we just keep them?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Just keep them, just keep it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:36):
That's fine, Just keep them. I don't play first catcher.
How don't even catch her? I don't care. Dude, that's
so dumb. That is one of the most absurd things ever.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
We're gonna pay you out of the one hundred million
they're gonna it was one hundred we're gonna pay thirty
percent of it, and well we're gonna get one.

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
If you're paying that much, you should get, Like I
hope that a prospect list?

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Is that? Dude?

Speaker 9 (01:23:07):
Which one guy that they got on the trade?

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Hold up, hold up, stop fudge, fudge sickles.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
I'm so mad. I can't even swear.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
That's so dumb. That's so dumb. Like we just we
just we just like gave in to him to like, oh,
we're gonna give you to the team that you want
so Minnesota nice, and we shouldn't be Minnesota nice in
sports to a level like your clubhouse should be nice.
Like if you want to be a dude, I don't

(01:23:41):
know whatever. If you Carlos Krell, you trash can listening
to son of a gun? That's so dumb. Why have
any of the money? Why keep any of the money if.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
You're trading him, Yeah, might as well. Let's say fuck it, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
I'd rather take the garbage can, dude, and just take
the whole money. I would rather have nothing back in return.
I get that, take the whole deal. We're getting some
prospect or whatever. Hopefully Aiden finds out whatever level he is,
is he top?

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Oh no, he was.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
He's already been part of the Twins organization.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
If we've traded him away, you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Just like shot an arrow right through me. Yeah, we
gave him up and now we're treating.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
And he hasn't He hasn't even cracked the majors.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
How old is this guy?

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Please tell us.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Tell me under, tell me he's under the age of
twenty five. Please. Just because the Twins traded Ryan Presley,
what happened there? He haended to becoming one of the
most dominant closers or relief pictures in baseball.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Still use him on Mind and Themes, theme team, the team.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
For MLB at the show. That's what he's talking about,
by the way, And I do too. I put like
the greatest twins, even the current and former twins. Oh sure,
so there's some good players out there, by the way.
On the show, uh sick brag for the MB show
Tory Hunters in ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I'm like, well, I'm grinding for him right now, are you?

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Yeah, I'm doing the what's that not conquest?

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Joe?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
That's like what.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll show you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Keep plugging the controllers and why since you're talking about it,
since you're bitched about like you blow your controllers? Who
calm down there? Just joking allegedly this dude wants to
fight all the time. He calmed down, all right. So
we're not to misconnections today.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
We're not doing anything. This is the bare Bone Show
because we.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Didn't really prep just me and Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I prepped you pretty good. I did. I did prep,
but I did. Actually, he's been working hard.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Thank you for saying that. Yes, some people would not
say that on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Well, I mean you didn't come. Honestly, I could tell
when you don't pick me up till like four thirty.
So she did tough, you know, like like when I
text him like yeah, I'm ready after you, like, hey,
am I picking up you or your guys? I'm like, well,
I don't have any guys.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I know, I said, which guys are my picking?

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
I know what you meant, but I had to throw
that out there. So so Matt's embarrassed to me, So,
oh doesn't he doesn't. He doesn't want us on Facebook
Live today. No, it's the last time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
It was like.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
You said no other one and then all of a sudden,
right before going to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Start, I said yes, And you're like, man, do you
want to he's twenty six? Twenty six? That's tough, man. Picture. Yeah.
I think they just I think it's one of those deals.

(01:27:05):
It's like it's like a divorce. You know, it's like
a divorce. You know. I'm pretty sure they did it
better than I'm ever gonna do it. On the wedding crashers,
it's like, oh you can have them, Miles, Well, yeah,
why don't you drug up for me? Some of a
motherless goat God damn.

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It all right, So I do have a new thing.
A friend of mine was talking about a movie plot,
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(01:27:44):
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Wow, you got a kind of a mount rushmore there
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(01:29:10):
fry is his name?

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A tech genius who wants to hacked.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
A scoreboard at target field Aren't with a hot spot
and an iPad and has suspecially large funnel cakes. She's
she's taking control of the security cams.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Do you have to know the names of the other people?

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Yeah, there's more of a six of them total. Oh,
number four?

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
You just put your name right out there. A.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
I did it, I didn't do it. I did it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
The distraction corn Dog Cody, a loud, obnoxious, TikToker who
starts a flash mob next to the stand by pretending
to deep throat a three foot long Pronto pup.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Is that a corn dog name?

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
I assume?

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
So okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
If it wasn't Number five.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
The muscle or lactose Terry wants bamed from the barn
to dairy for eating an entire butter sculptor butter sculpture.
Terry provides a brutal force and smells faintly of ranch dressing.
Number six the Wheelman Scooter. Rick drives an.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Electric mobility scooter souped up to go forty five miles
an hour, camouflage as a four hundred pound fair goer
named Marge Large Marge.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Here's a plan.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Operation Deep Fried Vault. Phase one smells like a setup.
Wi Fi hacks a cheese curd stand payment triggering system
targeting cash only mode at two pm peak fair chaos
lines swell and cash piles up fast good start. Phase
two corn Dog Carnival. Corn Dog Cody launches his quote

(01:30:51):
unquote viral cheese curd challenge next to the stand. A
flash mob breaks out. The crowd is massive, phones are
everywhere in security, eye are off the prize. Phase three
grease lightning inside man butter Brick triggers the grease trap
overflowed or overflow protocol, forcing all employees to evacuate to

(01:31:15):
the back of the stands for four point five minutes
just at enough time. Phase four curd drop lactose. That
might be a show title. Curd drop lactose. Terry drops
in literally from this guy rides in a stealth cheese suit,
entering through the roof hacked with many crow bards, shape

(01:31:38):
like turrios trios he breaks don't shape like trios, straight deals,
right though?

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
How do they so like what they found out? Like
candy cane looking turros.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
I guess this is what I'm reading from AI, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Assuming that's what they're doing. They're doing like a candy
cane shape turio. Right, that makes more sense because that
looks like a crowbar.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
He breaks into the back cooler, pops the safe thanks
to the inside infro from brick, and loads up one
hundred and fifty K into a grease stained bills into
an empty suite.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Martha Cookie's bucket. It's a big ass bucket number five
or sorry Phase five dairy departure, dry air. No, it's Darri,
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Scooter Rick rolls up, dressed as Aunt Marge frantically heat
heat exhaustion. Terry dumps the cookies cookie bucket under the
Marge or sorry, under Marge Margin's fair tent dress, which
is a big girl. They peel out at the whopping
forty five miles an hour towards a gate six.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Is that what people around and such? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
So here's the getaway. They escape into the chaos, which
the quote unquote world's largest pig exhibit, switching clothes, identity,
and smell. By nightfall, they're at the cabin near Brainerd
making grilled cheese over a bonfire.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Here's a closing scene.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
The team watches the ten o'clock news. The reporter is baffled.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
It could be in unrelated news the state fair top
cheese curse d had suffers a massive grease grease leak
and misplaced over one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
And fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Authorities are a suspect, rogued authorities, suspect rogue, rogue, raccoon fades,
the black Kurds, Kurds credit rolls.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
And a dumb police force. Hey, it has to be
a raccoon. Raccoon, you know, that's the only way that
this goes on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
And there is by way. We made a a logo
for it, and I love it and I will post
that later.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
On for us Richard Seevers although isn't way that much,
but he does have an electric bike. Love it. So,
I mean there's a little bit of truth into that.
I mean, you just put your heist out there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
I mean, you know, nobody listens.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Fine, put on, hold on, if you get I mean,
you can get a rogue raccoon.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
You know we're gonna send that some bitch up.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Yeah? Is it like it could be rocket from the
Guardians that they could see if we got a rocket, dude,
it's over. We can make this happen if we have
a rocket. We just got to get like a robotically
engineered raccoon that loves shooting things and stealing things, and

(01:34:37):
then we're good. The rest of us are going to
walk away scott free. Nothing wrong with.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
It, all right, so we can do I do have
an open letter to the Minnesota Twins.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Well Land with that, I'll just do my news quick.
I'll run through that. Then you do your letter, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
So let's let me get the button bar for that one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
This says the Basic Show, No live.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Sorry guys, Basic today.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Not pretty people here, New Jersey little leaguer plays after
Judge lifts his suspension for an unsportsmanlike batflip. Aiden have
you ever had done a bat flip? Nope, I did
not have bombs. Marco Rocky fidgeted with his helmet and
dug into the plate and chance to Marco Marco from

(01:35:28):
his little League teammates as he settled in for a
night of baseball after his family got mixed up in
court case where a judge, not an umpire or a coach,
made the call that allowed him to take the field.
A twelve year old played Thursday night for his New
Jersey team, hours after he faced a suspension from his
first state tournament game after he was ejected for flipping

(01:35:50):
his bat as a celebration or ae a celebrated home run.
Why would that be like in the judge's hands. Isn't
that what every MLB player does? Do They not bat flip?

Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
They all pimp on runs, right, So like, as you
was a younger person, why would you not you know,
I mean, I get it. If you throw it at somebody,
then it's a different story. But he just did like
a like if I had a bomb, I'm pimping that, right,
you guys should you're like, dude, I mean, Tony Bautista
had like the greatest bat flip ever.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
Jose Is that his name?

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Yeah, Josey, Tony Tony. He played for the Twins, But yeah, Jose, dude,
when he hit that home run in the playoffs, he
flipped that thing that was like, that was the start
of it. Dude, it was like twenty feet in the air.
Now there's I actually watched a documentary's like somebody did
it younger but oh okay, but it's he was one
of the first ones that we remember. You know, it's
all of them do it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
One of the most iconic batflips, right, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
You know Bonds goes. You don't do that because if
you did that in my era, you would get.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
A bat flip on me.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
I'm I'm hitting you lasering one at your dome.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
No, he can't hit the head. You got hit him
in the ribs. You him in the ribs. But anyways,
I think that's just dumb. It's like that's everything about
new sports. It's they all bat flip if you especially
if you like that dude hit like a walk off
home run, to run home run to go to the
next round. Why would you penalize a kid for doing

(01:37:20):
what he's seen on baseball? I would say, don't do
that again. You know, I don't like that. It's unsportsmanlike,
but I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
And literally, like little kid, Yeah, what's your high school bowl?

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
So you think literally, you think literally you should have
been punished, not like punished, but like definitely talk to Yeah.
Man posed as an ambassador and ran a fake embassy
in India. Police say this is so wild. Indian police
have arrested a man accused of running bogus embassy from

(01:37:53):
rented residential buildings near the capital of New Delhi and
recovered cars with fake diplomatic plates. The suspect impersonating an
ambassador and allegedly dupe people for money by promising overseas employment,
and senior police officer ghoul of Uttar Padash State Special

(01:38:13):
Task Force in Northern India India idiot India, idiot, I
think that's a song. According to police, Jan forty seven
claimed to have acted as an advisor or an ambassador
for entitles such as Saga or West Arca, West West Arctica.

(01:38:35):
Oh you're gonna make fun of me? Am? I reading?

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
How don't read like you? I just read a big
ass like you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Just you just did it. That's so funny. Police. I
never make fun of you. Know that is so not true.
If you listen back, it's everybody else's making fun of you.
I don't fucking jerk. All right, that's it for the
news that's it. That dude got recovered.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Please read more.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
No, that's fine, you can, Bruce. You do really good.
I'm proudly No, that's fine, although I'm your champion, and
never make fun of you. While you read I'm proud
to make fun of me. No, don't touch me. Don't
touch me. I have a horrendous embarrassing order thanks to

(01:39:22):
it as medical read it, Dannel Hall.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Bruce Leg.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Oh, you chose to do it. That was your choice.
I never make fun of you. I was just the
other day. I don't make fun of you because I
don't want to be made fun of when I regularly
there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Please, No, you're amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
No no, no, that's that's no. You don't mean it
now I do. Now you're just now you're just pandering, all.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Right, hold on, stop the show, brust Leg. You're the
reason why they're the fucking face face of the France. No, no, no, no, no,
you're awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
How many you having there?

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
I was like six or seven, maybe eight, could be nine,
might be ten. Flight attendant finds disgusting surprise under a
seat and plead with passengers not to do this. Straight
to jail. What do you think is the most disgusting
thing you would find people doing on a plane flight.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Uh, masturbating in the open on the seats, the strange
people out there.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Okay, that's yes, we heard. We saw that bird hold
on without public what's the word I'm looking for where
you show yourself? What's something gross with your clothes on
that you think people would do aiden something gross on
an airplane with clothes on? I guess not all your

(01:41:06):
clothes on, but your important parts are covered. I'll say
it like that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Yeah, it makes more sense.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
I don't know, Like, would you cut your toenails on
a plank flight? Is that gross? That's nasty, that's nasty
as n No, that's it. That was what it was
a play flight. The attendant had to clean up somebody
clipping their toenails. Because even you're not supposed to like

(01:41:36):
not wear you can take your shoes off, you wear socks,
and they're like even like people like to there's that
whole like Bruce Willis's thing from a diehard. It's like
you know, you take your you know, when you land,
you take you take your shoes off, and you take
your socks off.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
No, that was this guy who was sitting at the side.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
I'm told him that I thought that was when he
got home. No, you're right. Yeah, the guys know when
you get when you land the guy that was on
the plane with him, but when you land, you do that.
It's illegal to die in this Spanish town due to
an overcrowded cemetery. Damn it. Sorry on John, A tiny

(01:42:14):
village in Ganada Province and Adunisia, Spain, it's illegal for
residents to die there. Yes, this isn't actually a rule
from a former mayor George No, it's kidding Jose Rubio
put into place over twenty five years ago. In nineteen
ninety nine, Rubio provided a declaration that urged citizens of

(01:42:38):
Lajaron to take utmost care of their health so they
don't die until the town hall takes necessary steps to
acquire land sustainable for deceased to rest in glory, not
in peace, but in glory. Would you be scared to

(01:42:58):
live in a talent that where you couldn't die? Or
is that someplace that you would like? Is that like,
is that like a place that you go to and
you're like, oh man, I want a cheeseburger, and they're like,
I can't have that ship. Sorry. Yeah, Like, dude, you
can't have a cheeseburger. It's gonna get you closer to death.
Here's a salad. You should drink some soy milk.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
I'd be okay with it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
You'd be okay with that. Yeah, you would like no
junk food at all.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
If it's cut out of my life completely. And I've
like no no chance of no like temptations around me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Well, I mean there's type you could move, but you
want to live there. I want to live there. Yeah, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
You're like, I'm staying there.

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
No candy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Good to know you would never have any.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
We're getting groceries here in a couple of days.

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
So I'm not saying that's how I want to live
my life. And I'm saying I'd be okay with.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
That if you live there. If I lived there, okay,
But you also have the opportunity to move. So you're
saying two things to me here. You're like, no, I
want those things, but I mean, I guess if I
live there, it's like what you're like the prime suspect
for somebody to kidnap you like stockholds. Yeah, it's fine.
The water and the bread up with a low kid.

(01:44:12):
It's cool, dude, Like I'm here, I might as well
just you know, I mean, Buffalo Bob built this hole.
He worked hard for this. You know you gotta show respect. Yeah,
good hole, Yeah, good job. Yeah. I mean that dude
put in that thing like twenty five years ago. I
mean I can't disrespect him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Anyways, move on, I'm going through cougar puberty.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
Who how it's better and worse than my teen years. Oh,
twenty twenty five have seen Max pivot back to HBO,
Max and gen Z rebrand extended leaves as micro retirements. Now,
the hormonal roller coaster known as menopause as getting a

(01:44:56):
flashy revamp to move over a JJ, Cougar puberty is
clawing its way into suburbian dictionary. Just don't try to
say it ten times fast. You want to try to
say that ten times.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
As hard as that once?

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Yeah, it's the hysterical new expression. Wasn't concocted in a
boardroom by a group of suits looking to hawk leopard
style hand fans. It was hatched by two friends staring
down the that's a tough one precipice of midlife chrysalis well,

(01:45:35):
that's that's a bad one. My friend and I were
talking about the stuff I'm going through. It reminds me
of being a teenager, or even watching my teenagers be teenagers. Kuzmak,
forty six, told the Post the moodiness, my body's changing
and I'm getting hair and places that I didn't expect.

(01:45:57):
What are they getting?

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Is it going on their backs? Is it like males?
A koug is a typically an over forty vixen who
puts or pursues significantly younger men because we married a
Southern California mom of three to find that cougar puberty
has nothing to do with the men parts. And that

(01:46:24):
is it for the news? All right? Why are all
my friends making fun of me?

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
Well, you're a geffer wins.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Wow, that's okay because they're all Yankees fans.

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
They all did really good.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Hey, dude, you don't wear that is a badge of
honor though you don't think about that. And honestly, what
did they have twenty seven world championships before the Twins
won two?

Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
I know they won one in two thousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
I know, but I'm just saying like it was, like
I think there I don't even know what they're up
to now. I know they won them one in two
thousand and nine and then there was like but I
mean the eighties they were shit.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
They were terrible Jackson whoa relax over there.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
Yeah, I'll break that shit that Reggie seventies or like
late seventies, eighties, early nineties terrible till like ninety six,
Derek Jeter, Bernie williams Andy Pettitt traded for like David Cohne.
But I mean they spend the money. I mean, Stean

(01:47:27):
Breanner was okay with breaking even The Twins were always
looking to make a payday and they got lucky in
eighty seven when they got Pucket Herbeck, Guyetti Bernansky Viola
from another trade. But I mean, like he wasn't a
homegrown but they had that. So it's that's tough. It's

(01:47:48):
like apples and oranges. You're having a team that has
a what is our payroll right now? It's got to
be over two hundred plus? Oh yeah, were they.

Speaker 5 (01:47:57):
Seeing that's like three million?

Speaker 6 (01:47:58):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:47:59):
No we have Why would why would even yeah make
fun of me? Cool man? I like a team that's
a Midwest team. I'm still fans of them. It's like
you fucking I hate them. I hate them with every
bone in.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
My body right now, as you should.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
Right, it's it hurts. I'm still yeah right, it hurts.
That's the point of being physically yeah right, that's a
point of being a fan. That's where some people don't get.
It's about being a fan is sometimes you lose, and
you lose all the time. But every year you get
excited about the opportunity that they have to win. And

(01:48:38):
you know what, yes, and only one team wins every year,
only one team. There's only one team happy at the
end of the year. But you know what, every year
your team has a chance. It doesn't do you think that? Okay,
So the ninety one team, ninety one twins team and
the eighty seven team worse the first both of them.

Speaker 5 (01:49:01):
They have Chilie Davis.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
Maybe they added Chilie Davis later. And then I watched
a nineteen ninety l Davis. I watched a nineteen ninety
two thing. It was a July game. He only had
seven home runs in July. Chili. I mean it's Pucket
is old as ship, yes, but well, I mean it's
almost Pucket not not. Then I think he started like,

(01:49:23):
I think I got his baseball card. He's dead now,
so whoa rest in peace? Yeah? Rip? Yeah, he was
a slugger, yeah, switch hitter.

Speaker 5 (01:49:33):
Short short he's short, Chili Davis no pucket.

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
Oh yeah, also Chili Davis and Shorty's tall as hell.

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:42):
I mean that's what makes that catch in ninety one
so much better, dude, to live watching that is, I
know something that you would never be able to do
because you're obviously weren't born. Then, I mean, I'll think
about that later on. Have you have you watched the
game now game? Have you ever watched the game? The
whole game in its entire ninety one? Yeah? Which game?

(01:50:04):
Game six? Yes, you should watch the whole sit it's
on YouTube. I don't watch it all, dude, Game six, dude.
And then, honestly, when he hits the home run, and
this is why Joe Buck I hate his son, But
Joe Buck, he just said and we'll see you tomorrow night,
and he didn't say anything after that. He let the
crowd take over. And that is the greatest call I

(01:50:28):
think in sports history. And I hate Joe Buck. I
hate him. Oh No, Jack Buck, my bad, Jack bum
My bad. Jack Buck, Joe Buck's dead Jack Buck and
we'll see you tomorrow night. And then he let the
crowd take over and it was the man. Little freaking
nine year old Bruce was losing his mind. Oh yeah, dude,

(01:50:50):
jumping around. It sounded basically exactly like that. I was loud.
I know that's My mom was probably pissed because I
woke her up. And then Game seven, my brother gets home.
He's hung over and he's like watching the game with
me for a little bit and he goes to bed
and then they win, like a run down there started

(01:51:11):
like jumping on him like it's unmatched. I mean the Cubs.
In twenty sixteen, little Bruce had more fun watching the
Twins win than his second favorite team, the Cubs win.

Speaker 5 (01:51:30):
I mean, you know you didn't think that the Twins
were gonna win that though at all.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
Oh, I know I did. I was such a I'm dude,
I'm such a rube. Dude. I always think they're gonna win.
I got the purple glasses, man, I always think they're
gonna win. At the beginning of the year, it's like,
I think the Twins are gonna be No, they got
a good ross. Yeah, they could pull it. I could
convince yourself that they're good. Yeah, absolutely, and I will
and I and at fault, I don't care. I just

(01:51:55):
don't care because why not. Why believe that you think
that your team's gonna stink? You know it's dumb. I
think it's dumb. Yeah, even if you know they're gonna stink. One,
I believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
They're gonna do good unlet because.

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
Well Kevin can suck it. Yeah yeah, but I yeah,
I hate the Bears. Like I'm not a Bears fan.
I'm the only reason why my Cubs fan is because
of WGN. When I was young, dude, WGN had one
hundred and thirty four Cubs games on and the Twins
had like eighty eight games on. So I got to

(01:52:30):
watch more Cubs games when I was younger than I
got to watch Twins games, and I was like, I
was a super huge Twins fan. So I just started
watching them both. And it's like I had a friend Jaco.
What happens they both make it to the World Series.
I win, I win, you win, I win? Yeah. Who
you're rooting for? I'm like, I'm rooting for the team
that's down. When team's up two to one. I want

(01:52:51):
the other team. I wanted to go seven. I wanted
to be a ninety one World Series all over again. Yeah,
I wanted to I wanted to go to Game seven.
I wanted to be some epic one walk off where
I just sit back in my chair like Stefan Diggs
the Minneapolis Miracle. I would just I just I didn't yell.
I just saw it happen. I stood up, and then
I sat down and my phone just blew up and

(01:53:15):
I just was like, did you see that? Sat there
and Jada's like, what's going on? Like that's a that's
a few and far between moment right.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
There, because that doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
That doesn't happen. The round doesn't happen. It just does
not happen. You know. It's like you get to you know,
like when you get to live those moments. Obviously I'm
not one of the players. That'd be way cooler if
I was, but you know, as a fan, you get
to sit and watch some of these moments.

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
I watched that game at beat ubs and well just
talk Kansas, and I also watched the game where we
got our ass kicked in the playoffs by the Eagles, as.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
They walked down the field on the first drive against
the Eagles, and I was like super Bowl, but the
worst one was ninety eight. I was sixteen. I'm we're
gonna get more. Two thousand and nine hurt way more
than ninety eight because it's like now I'm getting older,

(01:54:12):
you know. And then it's like we're within field goal rage. Man,
just just run the ball. He threw that interception.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
I literally crossed his body, just dropped.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
I mean, that's prett favor though. Man, he's gonna throw
across his body and just dropped. Thank you to our
sponsors like Seventh Avenue Pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
We're not done yet. Oh we're not, because we're gonna
do our talk, our our open letter. Oh that's right,
So you gotta talk abou about the Twins.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna read you a I'm gonna give
a misconnection music it's more appropriate for this. So this
is an open letter to the Minnesota Twins. By the way,
I have their front office, their address, and this will
be getting mailed to them. Shit subject line, A frustrated

(01:55:01):
but faithful fan.

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
Pleads for more.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
Are you gonna add your tattoo in this?

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
I will as the official official owner. Dear Minnesota Twins
front office, I write to you today and not as
a fairweather fan, but someone who has lived and breathe
Twins baseball for years, through the Metrodome days, and through
the heartbreaking postseason sweeps and yes, through the glimpses of
hopes that keep that keep us coming back for more.

(01:55:28):
But the season it's been painful.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
We were promised a new identity, a roster of talent,
a front office that quote unquote knows the plan.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
Yet what we've.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Gotten feels more like the same inconsistency, baffling decisions, an
ever growing distance between the fans and the product on
the field. We're tired of these slogans, and we're tired
of the hearing that we're just a few adjustments away.
We're tired of seeing talent, talented player struggle without change,

(01:56:03):
of watching other small market teams rise while we continue
to continue to spin our wheels. We're not asking for miracles.
We're not asking for urgency, for accountability, for passion.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
You want.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
We want to support this team. We want to fill
target field and where our and wear a gear with pride.
You got us, but you got us something bad. But
you got to give us something back, show us that
metiocrity isn't acceptable, Show us that you care about winning
as much as we care about supporting this franchise. We

(01:56:40):
know baseball is a marathon, not a sprint, but right
now it feels like to we stop running. Please, for
the love of Kirby Maer Herbeck and every fan that's
stuck by this team through thick and thin, do better. Sincerely,
a tired but loyal Twins fan Matt Geffrey Beer really

(01:57:03):
sports and behalf of Twins territory.

Speaker 3 (01:57:11):
I would just I mean, it's beautiful, it's a beautiful
You're not always gonna get a Herbeck, Pucket Gagny Brnansky, Guyetti.
You're not gonna get them up, and then you're not
gonna be able to trade one for the other one,
and you're not always going to be able to just
live under the radar. And I I mean, you know,

(01:57:35):
why would you cut your payroll after you I know?
So that's so dumb, that is the word.

Speaker 2 (01:57:41):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:57:41):
We went through the twenty was it twenty one or
twenty two, twenty three playoff losing streak to twenty one
twenty two something that someone that something like that, and
to win, you know, to win, and we were on
the oh man, you know. Then we ran to the

(01:58:03):
Yankees and it's like, okay, we haven't been to the
We didn't even know what. It's like, none of them
they all kind of broke a streak. Yeah, it's like,
oh my god, we finally we get rid of that.
We got to keep this core and then ah, we
got to cut by Sonny Gray. Yeah, we're not adding anybody.
It's like, I get it, if you're gonna get rid
of Sunny Gray, like, okay, sure he's a little older,

(01:58:24):
but just to not bring anybody else up. And it's like,
but the baseball writers, all the people in baseball like,
well that that roster is talented enough. What did Detroit do?
I mean, we honestly, even with Kansas City and Detroit
being able to this is three years ago. Detroit is

(01:58:45):
finally now taking that over. We had this division. Chicago
White Sox had that one year, but we had this
division for many years to come.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
White Sox had not been relevant until like two thousand
and five.

Speaker 3 (01:58:58):
No, they had that one year where they you know,
like Lewis Robert and they had that they'd all came again.
They had one like Lou Russo was the coach or whatever.
They had one year, but then at all the next year,
they all thought they were going to win it again,
and then it fell apart. We were able to just
dominate this division for so long if we would have
just put a competitive roster, added a little bit of money.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
The entire Like every nickel and diamond, the moment the.

Speaker 3 (01:59:24):
Season starts, Major League Baseball hands every team one hundred
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
I got a question for you. Yes, last year, the
year before MLB took over, what team to help sell them?
What team was that? Do you remember this though, don't you?

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
It's somewhere in there. I don't remember off that happened.

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
It was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
But it was the Athletics. Yes, okay, then went yeah,
and they sold them. Why Why isn't MLB stepping now
and make enforcing the twins who sell this team because
they're putting a shitty product out.

Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
Because we show up, we have a new stadium, we
show up, we show up, and we show out.

Speaker 2 (02:00:10):
The words are common terrible team, terrible field with a
terrible team.

Speaker 3 (02:00:15):
But not long ago, we were in the playoffs. Oakland, yes,
hasn't been relevant for what I mean, and then that
that owner is more prevalent to what common said they
weren't gonna get I mean, Oakland is it's a To me,
it's absolutely absurd that they're not going to be the
Oakland Athletics anymorem h.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
It's weird to me.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
It's so dumb, I mean the eighties, and that owner
is just like yeah, like so the Wolfs, for example,
they put in money, they haled with the state of Minnesota,
and then what they did is they paid off a
chunk of it, so it saved us taxes. So I

(02:00:57):
mean the wolf stepped up his owners. That owner wasn't
going to help out at all if the state didn't
fully fund a brand new stadium for him. He didn't care.
I don't care. He was Samuel Gerard. He's like, I
don't care. So that's why baseball stepped in because it's
it's a it's a it's an old, old stadium, so old,

(02:01:21):
so outdated, and fans aren't showing up. And what they're
doing is they get in one hundred million, they spend
twenty million on the players, so that's eighty million surplus, yeah,
right off the bat, whatever taxes, and I don't know
what the rest of that. But so then whenever people
buy stuff, that still goes to the owner. So they're

(02:01:41):
basically treating it as a revenue. It's not like baseball
wants somebody that's gonna be like, I'm so rich, i
want like a Steinbrenner. So the pole Ads are kind
of in that ballpark because real estate hasn't been well
for them. They've lost money. They actually own four hundred

(02:02:03):
and sixty million dollars towards the twins, and that's why
it's hard for them to sell them because they want
one point seven and then they want four hundred and
sixty million dollars extra to pay off their loans. Like,
why won't you just go down and be like, all right,
so the four hundred and sixty million dollars, what does
that add up? Is that one point three million dollars? However,

(02:02:25):
I'm not good at math, never claimed to be. But
it's that's why it's like they it's a they bought
it for X amount and it was in the eighty million,
it's it's in the billions. Just sell the damn thing. Yeah,
sell the damn thing, and let us have a chance.
Let us have a chance. Please, for the love of God.

Speaker 2 (02:02:47):
Fuck just I'm tired of mediocrity.

Speaker 3 (02:02:49):
Right, you know what it's like, dude, The worst is
the punch in the mouth. We watched them, we watched
them lose, and we watched this. They spent a little money,
but you watch what Johann Santana. It's like the trade
deadline this year. It's oh, we lost Bader, we lost this.
We no man. We watched Johann Santana go. We watched
Tory Hunter go, almost lost Pucket go. We have never

(02:03:11):
I mean, Pucket came back at a lesser deal. He
could have went to the White Sox for more. It's
it's it's so much down on us. Like, for the
love of God, let us please, somebody else buy it,
give us a chance to I mean, I still love,
but give us a chance to get some money back.

Speaker 6 (02:03:31):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:03:31):
Fuck, for the love of God. We're sick of watching
top tier talent go to other teams. I mean, thank
god we didn't trade Ryan, thank god we didn't trade Buxton.
It was almost though, I mean, there was talks.

Speaker 5 (02:03:45):
I would have walked down there right now and started
on fire.

Speaker 3 (02:03:49):
I would have I would have burd it down. Know
you want to it's it's your team, man, you love him,
and it's just that's the passion.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
And nowhere, No, we ain't, No, we ain't doing that
ranging that.

Speaker 3 (02:04:00):
I was so mad about the retraction bullshit. Oh Bud Selick,
Oh yeah great, because you want some Minnesota fans to
go to Milwaukee after you get out of here. It's like, ah, man,
we're passionate fans. We show up even when we lose.
It's a beautiful stadium. We have. Just give us the
opportunity for an ownership to just spend a little bit

(02:04:23):
more money. I know we spend money. I know that
when they get one hundred million off the get go.
You know the Yankees, the Yankees, they don't turn a
profit on the damn team. They take whatever they got
and they put it right back in there. They got
the Yes network. We have the Twins Network. You know
what makes the Yes network better? What's that they have
a winning product on the field. They want more people

(02:04:46):
to spend the twenty dollars a month to watch their team.
You're thinking about nottting it?

Speaker 2 (02:04:51):
Same? Fuck it?

Speaker 3 (02:04:52):
I say, don't I have my cable package, so I'm
still gonna watch television. I'm still gonna watch them. But
it's a great franchise. It's got a lot of history.
Thank you, Seventh Avenue Pizza. I'm just gonna get there
before pizza became trendy. Great Minnesota company.

Speaker 2 (02:05:11):
Yeah, one hundred percent. They've been backing us for a
long time. Yes, all us through the beginning that I've
never known them not to true.

Speaker 1 (02:05:20):
Also being brought to you by Paul Blandon Communications, powering
us for over two years. The gigazone been around for
ten years and also been powering the Bimiji and Grand
Rapids area for over fifty years.

Speaker 3 (02:05:33):
Also brought to you by the nob and Kettle, quaintly
nestled between Lake Tasca and Lake George. Great menu, great food,
great people. Also a very very big Minnesota Vikings fan.
Hey Josh Hollman, we'll be there soon.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
Start of the NFL season somewhere around that time. Yeah,
twenty seven posted, Yeah, be posting it soon. Also being
brought to you by Andy's Acres. Andy's Acres is the top.
I'm going on a limb, not really a limb.

Speaker 3 (02:06:04):
Bring in the meats, bringing the meats.

Speaker 2 (02:06:06):
That a great tagline.

Speaker 3 (02:06:08):
I think you can do that one.

Speaker 2 (02:06:09):
Not right not.

Speaker 1 (02:06:11):
They have one hundred Wagoo stakes. They make their own
wago stakes. Yes, they have uh, wagou actual cows that
they have in ache of Minnesota, not just wagoos. Not
not just wagoo they have they have beef cows. They
have vegetables, ham ba chicken, chicken poetry like all that
kind of.

Speaker 3 (02:06:27):
Stuff, even chicken and poultry of the same ring.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
Yes, they are just realize that, as they said it,
uh and vegetables as well too.

Speaker 3 (02:06:34):
That's an awesome menu. Also brought to you by Soda
stick I, a very Minnesota company. They have off website.
You go find the promo code. You put in one
word beer belly, get fifteen off on us and find
some awesome, awesome t shirts that Randy are The John

(02:06:54):
Randall one is the one I'm looking at next. I'm
actually wearing one right now that it says Kings of
the North.

Speaker 1 (02:07:00):
They have a brand new one. Paul and Babe Racing. Yes,
they came out. I believe it was Paul and Baby
Paul Babe something.

Speaker 3 (02:07:06):
But if you're a fan of the Beauty League, they
have all that gear to anything you want that's from Minnesota.
I bet they got something for you. So check it
out and get at least five bucks off on us
anything like.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
That, basically shipping love that.

Speaker 3 (02:07:23):
That's it for me?

Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
Is that it for you? Trym what else you have?

Speaker 3 (02:07:27):
Paul Onion Angish Home Choice?

Speaker 1 (02:07:30):
Yeah, well it's still new, so it's like I'm trying
to Yeah, I know, Bruce is out of the erase
all of herself, so I can't remember what I wrote
it down.

Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Yeah, I know, I wrote race stuff before home before.
Check out a home choice here and Bimiji.

Speaker 1 (02:07:46):
Hey, if you need something to rent and help about
your credit score, Great Places is gonna be a home choice.
They have furniture, they have appliances, they have electrical stuff
like TV's, even Xbox and PS fives, even switches, stuff
like that, and get a one hundred dollars off and
use a promo code beer Belly in the store here.

Speaker 3 (02:08:05):
But I've heard that the new Grand theft auto is
going to need the newer system.

Speaker 2 (02:08:10):
I do have one.

Speaker 3 (02:08:11):
Can I get you could one on them with one
hundred dollars. Wow, that's a pretty good sell.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
It is, all right?

Speaker 3 (02:08:18):
Could you buy the game there No, okay, I don't know.
I don't know, so all right.

Speaker 1 (02:08:22):
Thanks to everybody listening, thing, to the writers, producers on site,
engine Ara Zone, all three of us, and the words
of right Green, keep a stick on the ass, can
I bye?

Speaker 3 (02:08:45):
Every week this show looks better than me. Every week
your eyesight gets worse.

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