Hunt For The Coldest Coleslaw

This week we welcome Sam Kalberer, to the show, It's the a smaller version of what you'll see with the upcomign show, "Sliver Bullers Sessions". It was a more of WHAT ARE THE MINNESOTA TWINS front office doing show. We find out what our death row meals are and way more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just right on some characters, sorry, not characters, historical figures
that they had no business being on.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, I'd kind of like to see what kind of
history books are in high schools right now.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
They're all on an iPad.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
No more history books.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Huh, they don't have books anymore. Books, books for nerds.
Speaking of that and get but Eddie Roosevelt had himself
in nice mustash. I just thought of that.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You know, he hated being called teddy.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I heard that should everyone call them.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Though you shouldn't. You shouldn't do that anymore?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Fuck it, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think there's there's a guy that I've I went
on a deep dive into with eating like presidents.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Have you seen that?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
So it has like a book of like all the
things they ate.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, all our presidents eat like shit.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, I can see it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
They eat horrible things.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Good.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Good for that.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
What you're writing down there. I want to know. I
want to know what what would be your death through
old final meal?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh we talked about that later. Yeah, show, I like
that little pre show in the open. Uh, so this
is obviously the pre show the open, the cold open
is what we call it here, and kind of do stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I kind of like soft open. Better tell me more
exactly exactly soft open, cold open? What sounds more intriguing?
Are you more?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Are you more soft or more cold? Depending on the day.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Depends what website staff my website? Ye all right? Should
that show? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Do you want to cut us down? I'm not gonna
put in near the effort Bruce does.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
But that's fine. Let me just just do from five,
five to one?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
What if I count it up?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
What every little heart that desires there?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Tracy Lawrence one, two, three, four five stop with his

(02:17):
business smarts, talks like a bro. Matt and Dustin joined
him just for the fun, and Lord Dustin SIPs his beer.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Scott's got his notes, They share fat jokes, talk like
they own.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Spots, remig He's got its own. In the sports talk show,
Scott's the captain.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Matt and Dustin they know Bruce might be missing, but
they still make it fun, fat jokes and drinks.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
They keep it light.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
And run SAMI pro sports talking Bemigi MINISODAA, talk like
Dick's fat jokes.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
It's all in the motion. Scott leads the way with
his business degrees. Dustin drinks and last may it all agreed. Matt,
he's not the smartest budd He's got his part.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Scott and Dustin they keep the conversation shot, beer, belly
and Brainsney makes it all up.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Send me thro a sports talk it's never too tough.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
Dustin's got his drink, Scott's got his script, Matt's got
his jokes.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
They never get stuck. They talk like raws though they're
not fat jokes and Beard, they've got it all bought Scott,
Scott and know how Matt got the jokes.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Dustin's got the drink that gid hot and cozy for
Mitchie's got it sold in this sports talk show.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Talk like Dick's fat jokes. It's all in the slow.
Send me through a sports talk.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
In them gi Minnesota fog like it's fat jokes.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's all in the motion.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Scott leads the way with the business degrees. Dustins and
last they make it all greed.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Good morning, gonna have to do good. It doesn't matter
where you are.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
This is beer, really sports coming to you from the
Runway Lounge just south up Amidge in Mary, Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
If you know where that is. Uh yeah, it's a
good show. We're gonna have a good show.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
We have new set of characters today, not really new one,
new one, new one one coming back because he twisted
my arm. And plus it's a really big day for baseball,
and I'm happy to have two other baseball people in studio.
To me today, my name is Mac Geffred. To my
immediate left, not right, it is Travis Coruth.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Thank you, Matt Good. It's good to see you back. Uh.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Now, there's another fellow to my very far far left,
at the end of the at the end of the bar.
At Chris Young would say, at the end of the bar,
he is a very good looking guy, right, you would say.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, more or less? Yeah, okay, yeah, he is a
fantastic fellow. Only has one work leg right now, which
one should be his? Right one is a good one.
I'll sing you something more there to you, but okay,
the middle one still works too. How do you know, Well,
we'll get into that, okay, but uh it's one of

(05:15):
my best friends, former teammate with the Bumigie State Beaver
baseball team, plays alongside me with the Blue Ox. Well,
we both played with the Blue Ox. I suppose you're
gonna hear me refer to him as screet, screet ass
or just about anything other than his name. But mister
Sam Calbert, Yeah, well I'll go. He's here.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Thank you boys, Thanks, good to be here. Good to
be here.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
So this is gonna be like a you guys are
also going to do a show together later on. I
want to do it after your guys baseball season's done,
especially yours, Travis, for when you had State. So I
want to make sure that your stuff got done. But
you guys gonna have a new show called The Silver
Bullet Sessions. It's gonna be brought to you by sevinth
That pizza, which is great pizza, and you guys are

(05:59):
gonna be crushing beer is here at the studio and
it should be a fun time.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
And that show is basically gonna be what, oh, you know,
just locker room talk, little baseball talk, little sports talk,
depending on the season. You know. Sam's expertise. He is
a fantasy football guru, and he.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Is the cot my name on a few trophies.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
He's my director of football operations in the fantasy football
season as well. He's he's good. So we'll talk anything sports,
any kind of just anything that comes up too. So
there's really no format. There'll be some sort of a format.
I'm sure we'll get into it. I gonna have I

(06:41):
think one thing we talked about, We're gonna have a
weekly movie review and really deep dive into that. Oh.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
We had this discussion before on the show that you
deep dive movies together. And it's not just ordinary movies. Correct,
it's fucking some weird movies.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, you know, just anything is on the table, whether
it's a war movie, love it, comedy, love it. I'm
a big rom com guy. Yeah, love me and Matthew
McConaughey rom com. I will not allow any slander on
his name. But yeah, kind of just anything you know
that's going on around here in the sports world, or

(07:20):
anything kind of relevant, you know, speaking of relevant, Taylor
Swift dropping a new album, Ladies and Gentlemen, just enough.
I am beside myself, raiky news. Do you love t Swizzle? Yes? Huge, Swifty, intriguing.
How old are you now? I'd rather not say it?
Almost twenty seven? Okay, twenty seven in a month. Okay,

(07:42):
you didn't have to go there though, you know what,
but I am man enough to admit that I have
said on this podcast many times. My favorite genre of
music is white girl music. You have and I will
stand by. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I think Bruce be proud of you too, because we
played some bangers there once in a while and.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Island's in the stream. Ah bang Yeah. Baseball games. You
just I see you peek over the dream pop on.
Bruce takes off its headset. He's like, yeah, things you
always know when I'm on the Oh, I'm on the
a if.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Us knowing you're on the mic talking too, and it's hilarious. No,
I haven't got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm giving that up on too many hot mics in
my time. The press box is already named after me,
so it's fine. Big step there, Yeah, a big, big memorial. Yeah,
Travis Kruth memorial. Press Box was.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Both of our careers ended there.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, that was a I remember. I remember calling Okay,
Bruce and were calling that game. I watched the ball
after you hit it, and like he was like, oh no,
and I'm watching the ball and Landy caught it and
I was like out on my field and you're on
the ground and Bruce is like, oh no, like he's down.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I look down. I'm like, oh no, dude, that was
my same reaction coaching third base too. I saw hit
it and I'm like, oh, fuck, he just missed that.
And then I'm sitting there and I look back and
I don't see anyone running. I'm about to yell run dummy,
and then he's laying on the ground. I think it's
Caleb Minecki who fell on his way to the plate,

(09:17):
which would have been even funnier. And I've told multiple
people that that I thought it was him, and everyone's like,
I mean, kind of checks out, you know, I see it,
but yeah, and then I saw him on the ground
and I'm like, oh, damn shit, and it didn't look fun.
And then ambulance was cold and.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Took his time a little sweet time.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, that was looking back at it, I was saying
some very I guess savory or unsavory, depending upon who
you were. There was actually a picture that was taken
and uh, Basil and Maneki were standing over me smiling
because I had uh some very choice words to say

(10:03):
at the.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Time while the repeat them.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I don't even remember I was saying so many I remember,
and uh, I mean, I'm sure after I had gotten up,
I do remember that there was quite a few children
sitting behind me that got to expand their vocabulary.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
That happened.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
But yeah, I did expect that an ambulance to get
there a little quicker, but I did not go.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Into that thing.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, you like refused?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Can't say I blame him, though.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I mean it's a huge doctor bill if you go
in there.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, I mean for for a two mile ride.
Uh that That orange Dodge ram was looking pretty good
compared to that ambulance.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, big, that's a bass. Also, the team doctor, by
the way, I love that he is one step ahead
of Jackie Moon Jackie yeah, player coach manager.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, I love that. That's a good analogy. We should
maybe ai him on a Jackie Boon.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Let's get tropical.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
That changes team Tropics and Bamigi.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
The Bamigie Flint Tropics.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, Themigie Tropics.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I think it's way better.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Let's get tropical.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't think people would like that very much. Elly,
everybody love everybody? Yeah what does that? Everybody love everybody? Correct?
All right?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
So uh yeah, so that stuck watching you go down,
And then I think Steve Kashoniak was behind the plate.
I talked to him about it. Yeah, and he was like, yeah,
he was cussing up a storm.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I remember the first thing I heard when I walked
towards home plate from third base was, uh, just a
really loud fuck.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
And I didn't hear because like these headphones you have on,
you don't really hear a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, you don't hear any besides what's going on in
the headphones. Yeah, but uh, yeah, I just walked down
hear that F bomb loud, and I just kind of
kept walking.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Thought wow.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I went to the dugout and I was like, what happened? Yeah,
what have you saw it? Oh? Whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm almost positive that one of the uh, the Lakeside
PBS guys I was taking pictures or video rightlie.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
It was Charlie Yeager.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, he might have gotten that footage.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I should text him.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
He texted me earlier because he wants to talk about
He thought about coming over for like Twin stuff, because
he wants to get through reaction for like Twins fans.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I might come over, come over. Oh boy, would he
have had a couple of clips. It would be great.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know if it would make it to Lakeside
PBS but.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Not probably not. But for him, they can blurt it all. Yeah,
for I suppose for him. He loves that kind of stuff.
Charlie talks a lot of shit to He's was an
offensive guy too. He was an offensive lineman for somewhere.
I don't ember where. But he's a D two school
but still a big horse. Nonetheless, Yeah, he is a.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Bigger Yeah in a good way though. Yeah, a good way, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah, good way, good way, good way. Let's let's do
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That is all the ads and I remember every single
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Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh, speaking of that, we should make sand to it.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, he's like the first time you need to. Well,
we gotta bet him something here, you gotta coin perfect perfect.
There it is Sam shot bet Bruce shot bet ye
all right, heads or.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Tails sammy tails never fails.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Damn it that sucks double or nothing. Well, I refuse
to do it. I lost the bet. Okay, actually no,
I'll do mine. You gotta do two of.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Them, sinnamon and spice and nothing nice.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
And gray by the dick too. How's that? Okay? First
one was fine, just like last time. Don't have full
body chills.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Here you go, Sam, There it is cinnamon and spice.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Look cure.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh it's it's sweet, sweet cud. It's this. This is
our shot bet now, oh it's terrible. Oh gray by
the dick.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, what are those?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
What are those like?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh? God? Yeah, after it's like, yeah, off the The
first time I took that, it was fine for the
first like two seconds.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
It literally tastes like those those Christmas pine cones. That's
exactly what that tastes like.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Interesting. I think it tastes like exactly what it's named after. Cowshit.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, I mean, there's that North Dakota. Well, it's North Dakota.
Let's start there.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Nebraska's worse than North Dakota.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Okay, from South Dakota at least we don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I love South Dakota. Now here's peer.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, a boy announcing correct. I'm from here. I'm from Pierre.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I learned that you're from Pierre. From Pierre, I didn't
know that.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, wow, we have a hot governor. Yeah I mean
not not anymore, but yeah, yeah we did.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I'm sharing at that walmut A couple of times.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I've been to Pierre. I'm gonna fucking punch.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
You drowned in Lake owaihie.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, that a boy. Sounds like a good way to
spend a Saturday.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Drop You ever been to Bob's Lounge?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Go damn it, I know I've heard of it. That's
where so, Yeah, it's downtown. It's downtown, Yes, it is
so forever.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I played summer ball in UH in Peer before I
actually even decided to come to Midgie State.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Shut the far?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Where are you from? Originally Tucson, Arizona?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well what so I was?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I was in limbo between UH either getting a job
or I think I was going to go play Naia
baseball in Phoenix, Arizona.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
And then.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I got a call from Bomigee State and I actually
had I met a couple of teammates I guess future
teammates in Peer. And then there was a couple of
teammates that actually played for other teams in that league,
as well as some teammates that were in other teams.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
In the NSI c so I.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
After sitting on that for about a month, I was like, well,
I was already gonna go to Minnesota in the first place.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
What's a couple hours north? So we uh.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I spent the summer in Peer, South Dakota, went back
to Arizona for about a week and a half and
then shipped up to Bumidgie.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh I can't believe you've been to peer. Oh yeah,
that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I love here.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
I love that place really. Like I said, I grew
up there and I lived there. Fuck so, I group
so lived there for sixteen years. We used to go
so you would know where this place is, and I
love so we could do a book of Matthew quickly.
So you know where the Capitol Lake streams all the

(20:17):
way down to the actual Missouri Yep. That there's a
bridge in the park and there's like a bunch of
rocks and ship.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's where you had the first time.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
No, there's a bunch of goose ship that streams down there.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
So my friend, we call him Steely Dan. His name
is Jason. We call him seely Dan. My brother and
I are the worst fucking people there. We are ruthless. Anyways,
he's I mean, he's good, he's big like you. But
what do you mean by that, man?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I mean he's a right Anyways, he's a right. Uh.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
We were throwing goose at each other like fucking handful.
Mitch turned. Mitch looked at steely and fucking gunned it
right in the face.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'm gonna say, Okay, I grew up on the fucking
iron range and we never got that board up there
with nothing to do. We never got as bored as
throwing goose ship at each other. That's what we did.
What in the world is here.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Is you're I mean you're three plus hours away from.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, you were just you just secondary queen grilling chill
in the world.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Motley, Minnesota, behind bang the best ever, best city ever.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Pier South Dakota. That grilling chill is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Hot take button for you right there. That's try to
fight now.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
I'm not been on this for a while hot take button.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
There it is.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Sam with the old hot take here Pierrece sou Dakota
has the second best. And that's not by me, that's
by Sam's.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Can anything in Motley is superior to anywhere else. Staples
not so much? Is that what ruins the Cardinals? Therefore,
I cannot wait to grow old with some sweet lady
from Motley, raise a family there and win a couple

(22:20):
of single a state champions, a boy in probably five
sports because the kids will play them all. D one
coming up d one player out of Motley. I love that.
I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm going to open
a different gas station. Besides that holiday that makes millions
and millions. It's probably one of the most profitable holidays

(22:44):
in the state of the country.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
This in Minnesota holiday slash circle k the one here
is the most.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Profitable, profitable one.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Really yeah, nothing because I know, because I know.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
How about that.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
I'm gonna have a little go back here was Zesto's around.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yes, I fucking lovetos that is. Watertown has one as well,
but really yeah, but it's not the same as Pierre.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Watertown sucks.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Correct, Aberdeen Aberdeen sucks. Aberdeens don't drink the water in Aberdeen.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well, I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
You a funny story. I love that Aberdeen.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
We're actually gonna go play the the hot Shots there and.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
The Hub City hot Shots.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
And we were walking into the ramcoda there and they
had five dollars pictures of Long Islands and advertising.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
You went to New York in Watertown. No Aberdeen Aberdeen, Okay,
makes more sense than they got a direction.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
And so that sign sitting there at the at the
front of the of the hotel, and our coaches stopped,
took five steps and turned around and said, everyone's meeting
right here. The whole team meets, and they go, we're
going to be respond here because we have to play
tomorrow now. And yeah, I think we lost two out

(24:07):
of three there or something like that.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Hey, Milo said, two out of three isn't bad.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, No, I did face a h I faced this
guy from Carthage College D three in Wisconsin. That was
ninety five ninety six. One of the craziest thing. Also,
I don't think Parker will ever hear this, but Parker
threw the hardest pitch of his entire life against me
there by the.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Way, eighty seven. Yeah, it was like eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
At the time. I had never met him.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, they announced me as as a first baseman from
Bimidgie State. Uh, and he didn't like that. Parker and
I bet.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Best friends, by the way too.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
So.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
And Aberdeen has a Eiffel tower of a mound. It
is I can see that high and narrow, and Parker
throws straight from over the top and he was like
eighty six eighty seven for no reason, because he was
like eighty five.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
In eighty three eighty four eighty touched in eighty five. Yeah,
so sorry Barker, not knocking you, but yeah, I just remember,
don't hey, don't worry.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
I topped out probably maybe low eighties, but I didn't play.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I didn't play a college ball though. I topped out
eighty three and did just fine until I blew out
my UCL eight.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Over here, he gets in like to the low eighties
and maybe touch eighty five at being a freshman.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's good. Yeah, he's gonna be fun. When I was
a freshman, I was probably throwing like probably the same
I threw in college, to be honest, No, I was
definitely slower. It happens.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I got worse at throwing the the more I got
into I get, the more I got older. I think
I topped out like eighty eight from the outfield, like
junior year of high school. And then they're like, yeah,
we need you to play first base. So just never
threw again.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Finding that Yeah, a big guy like you, Sure, I
was like, okay, I've my last year in baseball, Travis Duwes.
But like it was in twenty twenty, down and cannon
falls and I was in the bullpen, is warming up,
kind of getting stretched because I knew I'll be going
in soon. So I just doing some workouts and stuff,
and then I threw a little quick one and then
I felt it kind of like just get swollen, kind

(26:21):
of start heating up.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I was like, ah, kind of fuck, it feels weird. No,
the dumb pull lock that. I'm like, oh fuck, Oh
keep throwing.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
So then I get to the game and then I'm
not even an inning through. I remember going it was
a pop fly right front of first bit, right in
front of the pitching mound, and normally pitchers don't get it,
They're not really supposed to.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
No, you sit, you sit your ass where you landed
on point. Yeah, I'm like right here, right here, right here, yep.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
And then I waited and just the catcher and third
and first basement just games closed on it. And I
was like I could just had done up my fucking self.
This was gonna happen. And I was pissing after that,
and I think the next pitch I felt to go.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Read the arm. I was like, oh, I know it is.
It was really fun. Fling your ucl is actually uh
not as bad as people make it out to be.
Did you keep throwing? So I felt when I did
mine this year and Ada, I threw one pitch and
I was like, oh, that feels weird. Mm hmm, yeah,
like that's weird. And I'm like, like I felt the pop.

(27:23):
It wasn't painful, just a little pop. And then I
broke my hands and went down, and immediately is when
I got here, like all the way down, when I
broke and started coming up, I'm like, this is gonna hurt.
And then I went and I sailed it and I
walked my ass to the dugout.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
That's I threw probably like five more pitches. I'm not
checking anybodymore. I'm just getting it all right. I'm just throwing.
I'm not hitting anywhere, not hitting spots anymore. And then
Skip comes out. He's like, you're right, Nope, I am.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Not good for you, because when I did mine, there
was no doing that. I knew exactly what.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Happened, knew I was done. It was my last year regardless.
I was trying to put everything into it, and as
soon as it went, I was like, I'm good. And
then it's like, do you want to try to play
some first? I'm like, there's nothing in the arm. There's
like four other guys that can play first. So I
was like, so my season is done.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's fine, you know what. Speaking of baseball, let's get
into the far let's get into the four pack here.
It's now time for beer Belly Sports six pack. Four
pack four pack. Because there's not much else to say
to lead things off here, I wrote down before the
show fucked the Minnesota to I'm fucking sick of those guys.

(28:37):
They're a disgrace to baseball right now. And it's not
the player's fault. They're doing all they can.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
But they're trying to put something. They're trying to put
a product out there, and they're.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
They're putting out a double A team right now, that
triple A, but they're a double A team.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
And my god, we got a teeth kicked in by
the Inkies twice, which is usually how it happens.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Any They haven't beat the Yankees in a game since
twenty twenty three. Yeah, Twins get the Yankees going Yankees,
Yeah every time, every time.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Every Yankees were not playing well and then Twins go
into town.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
It's usually uh.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
When they play in the Bronx too, When the Twins
go there, it's not good. I was watching some of
it at the Lazy Jacks the other day when Stanton
uh fucking I was watching h Yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Uh Stanton kills the Twins. Yeah he he will be
over for twenty five and they'll play the Twins and
he'll all of a sudden go four for four with
two jacks. Yeah, that is Stanton for you too. Nice.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well, he's like forty five years old but still has
the highest bat speed in the MLB.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
He's you see what he's doing with the stands now?
He closed off a lot.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
He's always been closed. He he's opened up.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
No, he closed off even more now, to the point
where I was like, what does he do? And then
he hit a home run and I was like, oh,
he knows. I don't, but I guess I saw. That's
why I'm here sixty homers in the season before.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
So yeah, so there's that he's doing now.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
But I'm not blaming the players right now. It's not
their fault that they're shitty. They are just getting thrown
into situations that they have no business being thrown into. Like,
I'm sorry, who the fuck is Travis Adams? True?

Speaker 4 (30:23):
I thought the same aiding kid dogs please.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
A while ago. Sorry, but uh, like he starts last
night against the Yankees, who are you? We got Cody Funderberg, Yeah,
welcome back closings, like what are we doing? And even
Rocco in their first game back since the trade deadline,
he was like, yeah, you know, we just don't have
guys in the best positions that they could.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
As much as I hate the too, but like Rocos
also to blame, I'm giving.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Him a little bit of credit here before we get
to our third beer of this four pack, I'm giving
him a little bit of credit because these young guys
that are playing, they're playing hard. I give it to them.
They're just missing so many pieces and like there's nothing

(31:17):
the Twins can be back. I don't understand it, because
they are. I don't even know. I didn't look at
the standings today, but they were six and a half
games back from a wild card spot, like they could
have made a run. They rattled off thirteen straight wins
in May.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Well, the Al Central is now going to be known
for absolute humongous meltdowns.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, the Tigers are in one.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Tigers are They were the first.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
They were the first Twins series win since May. We'll
talk about the highest highs the lowest lows.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I mean, best team in baseball for four and a
half months to second or third or worst to like
the Rockies.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, but I mean the Twins got beat by the
Rockies two out of three games. It's just embarrassing. It's
embarrassing to watch it. Embarrassment. But the Tigers did. The
Tigers did drop one to the White Sox last night.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
They did two to one. Not good.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Twins are no stranger to that.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
The bullpen went from like a top five bullpen, which
is crazy to me. I don't know how you can
be a top five bullpen and then the same dudes
become a like twenty seventh bullpen.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I can see, like.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You go to like tenth or eighth or something, but
like on fifth to the twenty seventh is crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
On paper. To start the year, the Twins were I
think like a top five bullpen in the league on
paper to start this year. Yep, that sounds right now.
Look at them garbage, terrible and even when they had everybody,
they were still just terrible. They've been terrible all fucking year.

(32:57):
And I've been saying it all year too. They're terrible.
They're a terrible franchise. They need to move.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
You think you think they need to move. You're a
die hard Twins fan.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yep, I am. You wanted to move? Where?

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Would you wanted to move? Anywhere?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Nashville? Oh that's a good.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
One, nash Vegas, baby, move them to Nashville.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
And then take the Saints.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
They can leave them. I don't care go back.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
You know what I'm saying. I'm saying the Saint Paul Saints.
Move them up to the bigs.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
No, I don't want another professional baseball team in Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Heart's been broken away two times. Love seeing it the
Astros in the first round.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Love that. It's always fun time to do. It's just
so annoying because they had all the tools to be
fine and in a year and a half removed from
winning their first playoff series since whenever it was yeah
this is where we're fucking hat it was like nineteen years.

(34:01):
It's just disheartening. Yeah, saddening depressing. The reason I drink
ah is that the only reason? Yep? Oh, okay, that's it.
That's not good Twins. What do you mean that's not true? Yeah,
you're right, it's not true. So the floozy, break your
heart in the summertime. It's a big factor. I can

(34:21):
see that. But they're just unwatchable, right, Oh, they're fucking terrible.
Our best player is a rookie. He's a he's actually
I saw something on Twitter. He's lucky he was not
healthy at the trade deadline. Ooh fuck, I guarantee his
ass would have been Yeah, guarantee.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
It not only hearing that.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
That's what it is, though.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
I mean, you're not wrong. I thought Lewis would have
been traded. I wish I bought a Royce Lewis jersey
because didn't have Buckston.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
You should get refunded for that, I.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Know, but that's all they had. It's one hundred and
thirty five bucks.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
But that's okay. I'm no. I love Buxton as much
as every other Twins fan, right, ye, But the dudes
played one season I think over one hundred games. Over
one hundred games, which is crazy though for as young
as he was, for as long as his first five

(35:20):
years in the league or whatever. He played one season.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Let's pull up the Baseball Reference.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
My best friend, by the way, Baseball Reference, I'm on
it every day.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
But oh my god, he's played one season over one
hundred games. He cannot stay healthy and is he really Like, yes,
he's a difference maker, but is he a franchise player.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I think I think we all thought that Lewis was
going to be that franchise player.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
He's worse than Buxton in the health category. I know
that's that's true.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
I thought it'd be Royce when he was doing clutch moments.
I'm like, this is the new franchise guy. Because they
already thought it was gonna be bused in. They really
work out to be bucks in. Lewis kind of got
put in that role. He kind of carried the torch.
He fucked up. And now you look at Pablo, your
best friend, Pablo fuck up guy. And then now you
look at uh, Joe Ryan.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Joe Ryan's gone after a series. Think so guarantee you,
guarantee you. I'm shocked he did not go to Boston.
I think I am.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I think we were talking about like there was this
giant talk that he was leaving, which if I was.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Him now I'd want to leave. And Joe Ryan's my
favorite pitcher on that staff.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
We saw him and went to Twins game and.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I saw a match up with Paul Skeins. Yeah, oh
yeah you did, that's right. Yeah, I had boots on
the ground. Huh.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Oh the Gnats, Yeah, we got teeth kicked in by
the Nats and Joe Warren's pitching.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
He just that was Joe Ryan Division two shot out
by the way, Yeah, G two T two.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
But I think the uh they just made so many
moves at the deadline that made no sense.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
There's only one that actually that I kind of liked,
But other ones are kind of like what one did
you like?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Ship? Now you gonna think about it? Put me on spot.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I like the Korea one dump them? That was okay
with I didn't mind it until light of recent news today.
What want well like, we're getting to that. Okay, okay,
actually you know what cracked that? Yep, okay, let's get
to it. So beer number two. Beer number one to

(37:34):
recap is fuck the Twins, got it? Beer number two
is fuck the pole adds. We all agree? Do you
want to do you want us to read the note?
Give me the applause, Give me the applause. I am
not the losers are the pollouds. They are the statement today.

(37:57):
Well I got it right here because I quoted on Twitter.
Of course, this statement from the poll Aud family for
more than four decades ad lib. For too long, our
family has had the privilege of owning the Minnesota Twins.
The franchise has become part of our family story. Shouldn't

(38:19):
be God, thank you you, as it has for our employees,
our players, this community, and Twins fans everywhere. Over the
past several months, we explored a wide range of potential
investment and ownership opportunities. Our focus throughout has been on
what's best for the long term future of the Twins.

(38:40):
We have been fully open to all possibilities. After a
detailed and robust process, our family will remain the principal
owner of the Minnesota Twins. Boo button, thank you. To
strengthen the club in a rapidly evolving sports landscape, one

(39:00):
of the demand's strong partnerships, fresh ideas, and long term vision.
We are in the process of adding two significant limited
partnership groups, each of whom will bring a wealth of
experience and share our family values. We see and hear
the passion from our partners, the community and Twins fans.
They don't the passion inspires us. Fuck off. This ownership

(39:25):
group is committed to building a winning team and culture
for this region, and one that the Twins fans are
proud to cheer for. I will tell you what, No
one's proud of the product they're putting out right now. No,
not a single Twins to quote my tweet, Death taxes
and the poll ads doing whatever they need to to

(39:45):
make this team insufferable to watch for years to come.
What a sick joke this is. And that's how I
feel You're not wrong that family is ruining this franchise.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
So we talked about it was a couple weeks ago
that MLB had a step in for the athletics. Yeah,
they should exactly the same fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Well, if this is what's going on, right, they didn't
want to sell the team, Yeah, clearly they said they did.
Obviously they don't because they would have. Then why the
fuck do you dump your entire roster at the deadline?

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense of the only.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Way it made sense was if you were dumping it
because new ownership wanted to come in with a queen slight.
You know, they don't want the Korea contract. They don't
want a bunch of these one year deal guys. I
get that. I get that, but it's just such a
big fuck you to Minnesota Sports. It's a shame what
they're doing to this franchise. It sucks. I hate them.

(40:46):
I hate them with all my guts. You want, do
you wanna talk? This team will never win with them?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
And no they're not. They'll never win. They'll never be
a winning franchise. Could They promised us when they got
the new Target feel, we're gonna have great team, We're
gonna have all this and that, and we haven't done shit.
We get to like the second round of the playoffs
once in the nineteen years. So we have this in
twenty ten, I think when this Target field opened, So

(41:14):
in that time we have not had shit. It was
fifteen years now, yeah, fifteen years we have this one
playoff like an advancement.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
So sad. Really, it is fucking terrible.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
The bumba squad wasn't enough for you.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
We don't frauds. That was the that was more fraudulent
than the Kirk Cousins. Like thirteen and four Vikings.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Team, Oh no, yeah, like the ten one score wins,
yeah they had yep.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
I had something about that too when I was doing
my dynasty stuff. AI thought, like I said, I want
some like some cringey Vikings fantasy team names. It's like, oh,
just like the Vikings getting five one score wins season.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yep, they were nine and one. The Lions were one. Nah.
But uh no, it just doesn't make sense because and
again I could agree with dumping your entire roster if
you're putting this entire season on your manager in Rocco,
which they should because he's awful. I hate that guy.

(42:22):
We all know this. They're dumping the line up, making
it look bad on him.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Well, it makes some more money too, because.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
But the extended. So it makes no sense. It makes
no sense because they extended him.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Maybe that was a telltale sign that they weren't going
to sell. I think that's what I said, because like
if you're if you're going for like a new owner
who wants.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Rocco right off the bat, not me.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Like if you're if you're the owner and you take
the say you bought the Twins as first movies, as.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
The official everybody you clean house.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
As the official utificial owner, how I can say that
because ended a twin.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
He is such a sick calf tat.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yeah, I got that the same day that Justin Morneau
took a knee in the dome. So so it's your fault.
I will blame myself for why Justin Morno fell off.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
But bringing up Moreno saw something else in their time
as owners the Pole Ads. They the only big name
that they have kept is Joe Mauer. Yeah, that is it.
Morenaud is gone, Cadire's gone, a bunch of the other
guys from that squad gone.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Kadire uh revived his career in Colorado. Yeah, the Morena
did a little bit as well.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
He got hurt though, so it was a little different.
But Cadier was putting up MVP numbers.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Yeah, like one of the end of his career. You know,
you know who I missed the most, who Coobs Cooble?

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Miss?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I missed Cooble. I watched that man hit for a
cycle too. I was like, look, South Dakota kid grand
slam for his home run.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Southak Coda is Twins Country. The biggest Twins fans I know,
Pierre South Dakota.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah, oh boy, we did. I always had John Gordon
on the radio in the summer. That was my summer voice.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
See, so it's kind of this kind of the same
as North Dakota except you guys. Actually STSU football, I
can get behind Jackson hat had a good time in there. Yeah,
we used to go to a high school football camp.
Really Yep. We went to SDSU's and it was h
it was fun. Not a whole lot to do in Brookings. Yeah,
there is no. Yeah, not when you're in high school.

(44:31):
I did not when you're in high school on a
football camp.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Did you ever go to Holbo Days?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:37):
And I want you so bad. My sister graduated from there.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Oh. Fun story.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
So my sister graduated from STSU and she saw Adam, Adam,
Adam Deeling, Adam and Terry's ass butt ass naked.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
But it was a nice ass, was goals.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Only those points leader for the NFL.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
I think, so it sounds to be. Wouldn't be shocked
by that she saw? Yes, I saw that ass ingrats. Also,
she's to work with Harrison Smith.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I bet Adam Vinitterry's ass does not have a hair
on it. I bet it's lasered. I bet it's lasered.
I bet it's a nice ass.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Just a baby's ass.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
That's a good show title, by the way, A baby's
ass Edam and Terry's baby's ass.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Kevin Gaiden is in Pierce, South Dakota, and he's the
biggest Twins fan I've ever met, never met one in
Minnesota bigger than him. And he's in Peer, South Dakota.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Oh, there's a couple guys. There's a guy named Thomas
Voltz who works at that Dakota mart.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Get him on the phone. He loves the show, by
the way.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I love I love that someone knows where Piers and
knows how to pronounce it correctly.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I in my defense, I say it wrong to piss
him off. Oh I get it. People do it to
me all the time. I will never call it anything
other than Pierre. That's exactly how it's spelled. If you
want to be Peer, it would be I E All.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yeah, Well, thanks to the fucking French for fucking not
for everybody else.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
So there's that. Fucking Canadians, fucking Canadians. Let's move on
to next beer. Yep, next beer. Fuck Rocco. Yeah you're
talking about it. Roccos sucks. He sucks. He's just the
most unanimated, lifeless motherfucker I've ever seen. Well, we gotta
do better this way. If we do this, and you
just gotta do that. And I've said it every time

(46:27):
he gets thrown out of the game. I'm like, that
doesn't inspire me at all. It would make me want
to lose more. Probably I hate that guy. MS Guardian
so inside inside source though, I guess Rocos and this
is not for me, This is from a source. Big pothead.
Rocco is intreu Ye what I hear, That's just what

(46:51):
I hear here.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Rocco is the guy that goes. He just whatever the
book says he does.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Then he can say, like that's what the That dude
lives in an ungrateful dead T shirt. I can see
that he have that T shirt whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
He did have the doing an interview one time, he
had a bottle of like Jamison behind him in his office.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
He doesn't drink that whiskey. He does not. He pulls
out a fucking white cloth from his mini frish.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Maybe he should try the the goatee like old Garden Higher.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You know what, I bet Rocco drinks North Dakota sweet crud.
I bet he does. That guy. You love him so much. No,
he's just so analytical and such.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
An idiot it's a scapegoat, so that when people ask him,
why did you do this?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Well, the book said to do it, the stats say
to do it, because to.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Do it good. Manager goes by their gut.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Gut, he fucking gut.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Did you guys manage He goes by their gut to
your baz, Yeah, I'll go with no. He goes by
the analytics. No, he's gonna listen to. It's just tough
because he's kind of dealt the cards of like, oh,
who's showing up? Showing up on this random Tuesday? And

(48:09):
that's That's the.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
One thing about semi pro ball or amateur ball or
town ball is like the guy shows up, you're gonna play.
And I even remember even running a sootball team the
same thing. It's literally same thing.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Base Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I always tell like, if you're gonna be gone, tell
me the day of, don't tell me two hours beforehand.
I I don't know. I cannot help you.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah. We don't help him out much with that, Oh
sure not. Yeah, but I think I might.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Need guts to manage a baseball game. I mean that,
How fun is it when a manager sends a guy
up there to pinch hit.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
And he hits the go ahead Homer. Yeah, I mean yeah,
that guy's excited because he did it right.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
But the manager sending their cool face and going like,
well yeah that was me.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yes they are.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Mickey Gasper could never I'll hate that. He's good mustache,
good mustache. But did you see him trying to throw
a runner out yesterday? No, I not look like a
major league catcher. Oh he looked like at single a

(49:25):
Minnesota high school catcher.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
That is crazy. That's bad.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
But you know who's still in the league?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Ben really really no sh about you know what we
can do later in the show, the second half. Yeah,
I'm gonna rattle off some names. Sam's gonna tell us
when where they went to college. It's my life's goal
to stump him.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Well, I'm not as sharp as I was three years ago,
three years ago when I was still in school playing.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
I still thanks thanks Stoba Keith. Yeah, not good as
you once were r P.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, but no, it's my favorite hobby to try and
find this random name and for him to try and
guess and like, I throw in hard ones and he
still gets it.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Every time you do throw a hard one, you don't
even know you don't even know.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
You can. We're gonna find out. Let's get to our
fourth p four, the fourth one, all right, fourth beer.
And I'm gonna say this wholeheartedly. Me fuck the State
of Minnesota school. No another hot take. No, they've been
mediocre at fucking everything except women's basketball. No, women's hockey.

(50:48):
Oh yeah they're good too. Yes, they're new, though they're new.
They're new.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Wait till the league catches up there like the Vegas.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
They're in, like they're in like their early Minnesota link
stay's faith. But no, I'm just the Vikings made me
jump ship.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Yeah, you're now your Lions fan. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yep, I am. The roar is gonna be restored. Ye
am brother that we went to by the way, Oh god,
that was so fun. But U Twins are they got
me right there. I've debated opening up going free agency
for a new team, but oh dude, it's just so

(51:31):
disheartening because it's the same as Glenn Taylor with the Timberwolves, like,
oh my god, so like they just refuse to put
out a good product. And it sucks because there's other
places that are not as like cool of cities or
cool of areas this Minnesota that can do it, Like

(51:53):
why is Oklahoma City went in a w sorry NBA championship.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
And the NBA was probably upset with the old Oklahoma City.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Indiana h yeah, but Vegas was probably like yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well like but it's not like Minnesota is that small
of a market because Minnesota sports teams draw from both Dakota's,
some of Iowa. Yeah, maybe a little bit of Nebraska.
Like there's no reason why they can't be good and
profitable and really good teams. There's no reason. And every

(52:32):
player you see an interview for they love Minnesota allegedly allegedly, well,
Korea loved it too. I want yeah, you want to
he's the right on the wall, but you see it
like the wild.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Ever since Korea had that interview where he's like, yeah, man,
I just go to the door store, Like.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
I just go to the door store and I see
something and.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Go to the mall and get at the r and
I'm out of here.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
God, that guy sucks. I was so happy to see
him leave. He's a wiener. He he wasn't.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
He was decently like on the glove wise, he was good,
but like I did not like him anything else so no, no.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Very underwhelming. Hit two sixty bomb maybe and maybe hit
twenty homers once or twice.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, he's nothing special. See gold Glover, platinum glover.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah he won that platinum glove his first year when
he was still fresh from Houston.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Man, well still won it. Sam so counts in the
book how many Beaver platinum gloves?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Huh, we'll have to we'll have to dive into the
beaver stat sheets.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
I mean maybe, uh, Skip or Chubs can help you
out with that one.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I doubt it. I just saw Skip too, by the way,
did you Yeah? Oh, mowing that castle? Yep? I went out,
we went out. God he can you know? He's so happy?
Or two he is so happy. Just fucking oh cand
of grizzly.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
I'm off topic since we're talking about golf eight and
I went to castle. Yeah, it was twenty five bucks
for a dog, a brat and a candy bar.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
No way, I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Really?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah? How much was it to golf? Huh for us? Oh? Okay, okay,
so it was right around fifty bucks? Yeah, which is crazy.
How good was the corse? Like? Good shape?

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Course, wasn't bad. The greens were yead like always a shitty.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
But like was it rock solid with dandelions in the fairway? No,
I've seen it that Yeah, I've seen it that way too,
And I lost golf balls that had no business be lost.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
So speaking of golf, yeah, so eight and I went
golf and we were in South Dakota over the weekend
and we had golfing in Clark.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
You ever been the Clark Okay?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
No, so just or by Watertown. It's like west of Watertown,
like thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Okay, I've probably been through it probably.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
We we went on this course and it's a wide
open course. Like I didn't lose a lot of balls
in the woods stuff. I lost a lot of balls
in the fucking open. Oh dude, it's more open, more
balls in the open compared I did a castle.

Speaker 7 (55:20):
No.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Dakota golf is crazy though, because I got that long
like fescue grass or whatever. Okay, like they got they
don't have many trees obviously because it's the Dakota's well.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I always say, like South to got to have seven
trees compared to North Dakota six.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
That okay, that does nothing because let's around the hills.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Travis had a pretty big oopsie this weekend on the
golf course.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yeah I saw your snap. Yeah I did not golf.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Well well no, not that it was what we did
to Longbow Golf Course in Mesa, Arizona.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Well not what we did.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Oh yeah, so quick story, John, I love story. Absolute idiot.
What to reference this? I'm not I'm not a smart man, thanks,
but I know what love is. Anyway, we were going.
We had just golfed, uh Saturday at Blueberry Pines. Okay, gorgeous,

(56:18):
maculate by the way, park rap its gorgeous. Right on
the way back, I'm like, turn to Sam, I go,
you want a golf on Sunday? He goes, yeah, Longbow round?
Sure and watch. I'll show you exactly how I did it.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Okay, you talking about that, I can say one of
the courses that I hate the most. Because I'm not
a distance person. I'm pretty decent at chipping and usually
a two put person three every once in a while,
foll I got that four one time.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I was like, h that's tough. So to call Longbow
to make a tea time?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Okay, is this a ripping lombo?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yep? Cool. We're in the car and I'm no.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Better it's me, Travis and one of our other buddies.
So there's three of us, two of us witnessing this
phone call.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Yep, great, funny enough, it's not popping up now. So
I just google Long Bowl, like whatever it is, Long Bowl.
I don't think it's country club, but whatever.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
It's golf club or something like that.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Long Bowl Golf Club, and I get to their website,
just go to call, call them and make a tea
time for nine to twenty seven. Am. Okay, interesting time.
We get to Long Bowl and Walker and I'm like,
hey man, we got quit fucking laughing. Hey man, we

(57:43):
got the nine to twenty seventy time. And he goes,
all right, cool, last name Caruth? Not seeing it? Spell
my last name c ar Rudd. What's your first name?
Travis M Not seeing you on here? Man?

Speaker 7 (58:02):
I go, I go.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I called you at eight o'clock last night and booked
this tea time. So this kid in the clubs, he's like,
I mean, you guys can go off the back and
then when you spin around, just check in and we'll
send you off the front. Yeah. Well, we got all

(58:24):
the way through the back, went in, checked in, and
we're on a whole three on the front then, which
so twelve holes in, Sam goes looks at the golf cart.
He goes, hey, is this the fucking number you called
last night? Because we were talking about like, man, fuck
that guy like fuck who was working?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeah, like like how this happen?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
How this happened? You know, And we were talking about
I'm the unluckiest person ever when it comes to phone I've.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Never seen someone's food get messed up at a restaurant more,
I've never seen just the dumbest things happen.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Just know, you're a fucking dick.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
And they lost his teeth time so and and we.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Were just like it all checks out because I was
the one that made the call because I am terrified
of making phone calls, hate doing it. So anyway, Sam's like,
is this a number you called them? Well? Is it
five four? Whatever? And he goes no, So I look.
I open up my Safari browser and I look, and

(59:27):
I called a fucking golf course, golf course in Mesa
Eras No. And this poor, this poor kid in the
call balls. We were just talking to him the whole
first twelve holes of this round. And then I've never

(59:49):
felt more stupid. But then on the other hand, I
was like, why would my location be set for like
we ship, you know, so it's not my fault, it's
Google's fault. But yeah, so that was something funny and
poor kid just and it just I didn't bitch yet.
It's just like when someone screws up my food, I'm

(01:00:11):
never gonna say it. I'm gonna eat get it. I'm
not I'm not ashole, I'm not deathly allergic to anything.
So if someone screws up my food, I'm gonna be
a little disappointed, I'm sorry. Then I'm gonna eat it
and probably say wow, that was actually pretty okay if
I wanted chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
We were Midwest nice and like, but it was kind
of like we were kind of just sitting there and
like being like what do we like, what's the next
move because like, we're not sitting here for two and
a half hours for your next open tea time, like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
And he was he was nice enough to just send
us off the fucking sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
It was early enough that it was open too, so like, yeah,
back nine, play the front nine.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
I hate I hate Tienna or Tiana or I hate
I'm not it's a hardcore. I cannot drive or ship.
We'll get close like there's one. God, they're very fast.
It's one where it goes downhill and you have to
go right up another one. I think that's I think
so that sounds right. I've I hit a good one

(01:01:16):
close to the green. We're playing scramble, so it's nice.
Oh yeah, but if we're chipping, I'm all good at
like chipping.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Bah. Yeah, you got hands on you, Yeah, I got them.
You bring your mits every time you step out on
that course. That's all I need. You're just like Phil
Hefty lefty two point zero exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
My bachelor party, we were in Roso Oakcrest golf Course.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
In gorgeous, very nice, gorgeous, very nice. So if you
get the chance, love it. The war Road Brewery, by
the way, fantastic, yeah, whatever it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
But like of the Woods Brewing or something, Okay, fantastic.
Blueberry ale is top notch. And they have a they
have like a shandy that they would mix it with too, Okay, unbelievable. Interesting, Yeah,
right on the water right there too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
And you know they let you jump off their docks
to love that. It was Hocket me and another guy
right you wont swim, take a dip, tarps off air dried.
They didn't love it. What was that bar?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
We went to breakers?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Breakers? Yeah, so I think we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
You ever find yourself in war Owed, Minnesota at the breakers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Shout out, but don't play the one arm. Do not
play the one arm her he had one arm and
like he wanted to play for money too, and we
got him to play for drinks, which is smart.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Right after you beat like five of you, I was like, hey,
let's all just show this motherfucker or something like, we'll
show him something and all of us lose, and now
he's got to drink twelve whiskey diets before one am.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
That's tough. Like, no, this guy was I played him,
and granted I shouldn't have been playing him because I
suck at pool for one and I was not sober.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I mean, any of you should have known when the
guy had had one arm and bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
He had the automatic bridge, so he's golden.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
And he was like click for like degrees on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Relax. But this dude ran through the what eight dudes
we had there? I probably am okay, So he played
at least six of us played at least six of us. Yeah,
multiple times, and I he broke against me. I made
two balls and did not get to shoot again. Was

(01:03:39):
this him later on?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
But oh my god, let's take quick break. When we
come back, we're going to learn about our death row meals.
We're going to be on our Facebook live here very shortly.
We're gonna do misconnections and we'll probably bullshit somemore, yeah,
or whatever I might do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I might do news of the weird news or whatever
it's weird. Do you have them? I can find them.
I love that she'll find that. That'd be great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
We'd love to have I can do that, all right,
be back, LaVey, listen to be really sports.

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Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
We tend to be a semi pro sports talk I'm
at Geffrey alongside Travis and Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Welcome back and welcome back, welcome back as you're welcome
as you missed you. Yeah, we did miss you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Where are You? It's such a good song. It's an
always it that makes its way into the lineup every
single game. I'm pretty sure that does it? Really, Yeah,
almost every single time I'm on OX. Yeah, it's getting played.
Probably the greatest playlist sif's Greatest Hints. Yeah, it's been
mentioned on this pod before. I like that. Okay, I

(01:07:41):
think we're up to like thirty nine and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
The greatest f bomb ever dropped at the SITH was
off of the SITH playlist.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Wasn't it Yeah, And we had a radio guy there
from from Black Talk. We did have a radio guy there,
and we played Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Forgot about that F bomb?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
What's It's such a good song, and then I had
to just kind of lower it every every time it
came up after the first one, and luckily he was
off air, so it all worked out.

Speaker 11 (01:08:09):
No fine, no, fine, fine, and he just looked at
us and goes, thank you for that, like after well,
after you're good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
We didn't get the first one, just don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Do it again. It could have been so ugly. That
would have been bad. That happens, though.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
I had a few times where some guys will like
have music and I'm like, I know the song, I
know what's coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
When Travis and I are in that press box, the
amount of times we're sitting there, I'm like, dude, there's
definitely one in here. And he's like no, no, no,
or vice versa like a slow or like a like
a treaty oak and like, oh yeah, is like a borderline,
like some people might not like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I like that anyways.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Welcome back to the second half the show where we
kind of just we do a lot of sports. We
did get into a lot of the Twin stuff. Do
you want to do a quick recap of your Minnesota
Twins there, Travis.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Okay, Yeah, we did a four pack in the first
part of the show. It was a blank, the Twins, blank,
the Pole Lads, blank, Rocko and blank, the state of
Minnesota sports keeping a PG here, kids show, kids show.
But I had a lot of strong words for the

(01:09:26):
Minnesota Twins organization, their owners, how they ran, and just
everything about it. I hate them right now. I don't
blame you. I really don't blame you. I hate everyone
except Luke Keishel. Yeah, and Joe. Ryan's one of the
coolest dudes. He's a cool cat. You should have had

(01:09:47):
your hair up like in a like in a towel
when you played. That'd be fucking badass. Yeah. I bet
I wouldn't make an FBI Most Wanted List or anything
like that. I'm not that famous, So like they'd be like,
whoa what you're not right exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I mean, just like like in bul Durham as soon
as he went twenty in the show, you can basically
do whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
You want and they'll call you colorful. Yeah, yeah, there
you go. That's the good way looking at it to. Yeah.
All right, So we got a couple of things we
can do.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
We can do news of the weird, we can do misconnections,
we can do all your death row meals meals.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, we can do them all. Actually, Matt, okay, well, which,
well I figured that we're doing Wiskipedia tonight. No, God,
that's a oh. Sam would have loved that game. He
would have been actually really good at it. I bet,
oh you do have it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
You did mention the first half like kind of tea
sam on like some college names now would be baseball
players would be baseball base.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
It's stupid like that though. He's like an encyclopedia nerd. Yeah,
he reads books. I don't want a loser, all right,
so we'll get into News of the weird. Let me
get the button bar for you for that one. Sure,
taking over for Bruce. Unfortunately he's sick.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
He's ill.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I miss having him here drinking his PBRs.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Yeah, don't worry, it's better we do miss connections.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Are we ready ready to go for it? You're not
wearing the headset, but no, I'm not. I'm not I'm
wearing the hat instead. A woman who stopped at an
intersection to allow a chicken to cross the road allegedly
attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding by her
and killing the chicken. Son of a bitch. I don't

(01:11:34):
know where this was, but I can only guess Florida.
Florida sounds right, that sounds accurate. Yeah, I mean, did
the chicken cross the road? No? It did not, not
in this case anyway, So that's one of them. Oh no, oh,
I forgot my readers in the car, Old man, I know,
I know where was it. I had one really good

(01:11:59):
one rout here, just waiting for it. You know, I know,
I know. I'm not Bruce. I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Good thing. Monomena is filling the airtime phenomena monomena.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Oh my gosh, where'd it go? So anyway, so I'm
terrible at this, Bruce. You can come back at anytime anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Sam, you said, if you're a brand new show, we're
gonna have silver bullet session studio. Yes, we are kind
of tell us what we're gonna expect here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
I'll turn this down like hot takes a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Hot takes yep, movies, sports, booze, hot takes on booze.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Okay, anything else, no women, no, no, okay, okay, good idea,
good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
I'll actual would clarify that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Yeah, what else we got on the docket?

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Anything you can think, we'll do a weekly Like I said,
weekly movie review, you probably do a weekly drink review.

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
You know what's fun though, silver bullet sessions because our
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Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
I got my cores and we got the shot. The
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Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
The awful North Dakota sweet crud that no one should
ever drink is a good that's why. That's why it's
a shot drink.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
Oh but it's so.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Bad, I know, it's the whole point of it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Or sweet crude.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Sweet crouss sounds way better than crude. It probably is
crue because the oil is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Well, there's an E on it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
I'm pretty sure cred is c r u d sure nerd.
I just remember like kids trying to curse in like
elementary school and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
They'd say crud.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Yeah, crap, crap, old crap. Did you find one yet?

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I lost whatever page I was on. So again I
don't have a laptop.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
I'm on my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Bruce always has a laptop open. So again, I'm not Bruce.
I don't want to be Bruce. Not in a bad way, Bruce.
But uh, you're just yourself. I'm not you. That's fine,
it's fine. That was news of the weird that did
the chicken cross the road? We don't know, nobody knows,

(01:14:27):
but I mean it got halfway across and got hit.
That sucks. Tough. Look so I don't think it did,
which really sucks. All right. She move on to miss connections. Oh,
this is my favorite because these people are so weird.
So all people do not know what miss connections is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
It's basically people trying to find love not love in
a lot of different areas list Reddit, and it was
some weird ones out there not I. Ever, once we
find the one that they connected, I mean, get a
a connected miss connection.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
This is my face because these people go to Reddit
for this. You you might be crazy anywhere you. I
would rather see someone going like throw out a Facebook post,
like hey, if you were at the corner bar last night. Uh,
and you were absolutely eyeballing me. Get at me, ready,
get at me, because then at least you have the
profile picture. Now it's we're on Reddit with user two

(01:15:23):
one two five six nine nin er. Yeah, like, what
are we doing all right? This first one?

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
We usually get this one massive Wisconsin, always good ones
in Wisconsin. Drunken Skani's out there, misconnection. This was six
days ago. You fit tall MMF dreaded man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Don't know what that means? Wait mmf yeah, mother, no,
you fit tall. Mm We'll figure out later. Yeah MMF dreaded.
By the way, at the ready, furbatum, I say furbatum.
I know they don't like listen. I know, but furbata
is what I say. It is.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Dreaded Uh, dreaded man riding up to Jan's Madison on
a very nice black motorcycle. I think my eyes were
on you, but I've been waiting to go for a
ride all summer. You met up with a lovely, lovely
woman and played volleyball for a bit in yellow shoes,

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but you rode off alone.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Dot dot dot.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
I was gonna stick my thumb out and if I
had the opportunity, lol. But if it was, but it
was that smooth exit getaway, and you were gone by
the time I realized. Sigh, So where'd the thumb go?
My eyes got my eyes get me into trouble? You, sir,
have an excellent day, sweaty face emoji.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
I they are, I know, but I just can never
get over the fact it's on Reddit and the fact
that someone took the time out of their day to
post that makes it makes my day. It makes mine too.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Gosh, generally read these once over and I know, I
know you do, all right. The old town knows. Next one.
I bumped into you at the porta potties. You seem
like a really you seem like you really badly had
to go. I let you go ahead of me. It
was magical. If if that was you hit me up.

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I want to share the porta potty magic again?

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Lol? Whoa? So were they were? They both pooping at
the same time?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Could be?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
This could be a weakiest thing. It has to be.
It didn't say where I'm from, though, that'd be fucking great. Though.
I can't wait to meet the love of my life.
Oh that's a show. Can you imagine if just in
sync you were both waiting for everyone else to do
their thing and then insank you. Hear the door close

(01:17:55):
at the one next to you, and it just whack
you both. Do you guys both come out the same time? No? No,
I'd rather watch you go in at the same time,
so then you know exactly what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Does that count as a bar shit a port a
body at a festival?

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
No, that's way different. All right, all right, god bar shuts.
This one is in my god for a novel. Yeah,
get ready for this, fucking master. You're gonna sudder so much, probably,
but we're gonna keep rid of it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Take our time, I'd learn is slow the fuck down. Chicago. Hell,
my boyfriend and I took a quick trip to Minnesota
this past weekend. By the way, this was two days ago.
We took the Blue Line to o Hair this past
Thursday night, and a couple of guys are a couple subtexts.

(01:18:47):
Guy with a batman like sunglasses and a girl with
a solar panel backpack sat near us in the same
car on the train. Didn't think much of it until
we until we saw them again in the same train
car in terminal five.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Did not know we have a Batman doesn't wear sunglasses. Cool,
this person says, doesn't do it. Fast forward to our
trip back home today. Fast forward to our trip back
home today. Subtext Sunday and my boyfriend recognized the same
couple waiting for the same tram car at terminal five.
I am convinced that they recognize us as well, but

(01:19:24):
my boyfriend's my boyfriend's fear of embarrassment overruled me going
over to say anything. They got off of the different terminal,
and I joke that they said something if we were
on the same car on the blue line again, because
because what are the odds of the actually happening? Well, behold,
we found ourselves on the exact same car on the

(01:19:46):
blue line again. I was going to acknowledge it and
say hi, but for the fear in my boyfriend's eyes.
I only I know how stocker ish this sounds. But
what a unique experience I wish I have.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
I wish I've said hi, But I got into my
head that was maybe would but got into my head that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Maybe it would be.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Seeing as funny and quirky as thought. Maybe if you're interested, maybe,
if you're reading this, I hope you also enjoy your
weekend getaway signed a short brunette with the tall mustache man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Mustache man. Could have been me, could have been you?
Shot hey shot eh shot? Hey oh hey that one
kind of sucks. That was pretty anti chumatic.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
I know again, No, I know, I know. It's not
your fault. It's just what you find on Reddit. And
the fact that you're on Reddit is good enough for me.
Is there's that. That's a fucking cesspool and I'm here
for it, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
This was in the Washington, DC area Misconnections Kelly's Irish Times.
We sat at a bar and chatted a quick, quick
ten minutes before I had to run in run and
catch a train. I stupidly left before getting your number
and regretting it the whole ride back. Cross my fingers
yet yeah see this? Sorry cross fingers crossed you see

(01:21:14):
this update. Her name is Stella and she worked at
the Bristo d a draw Stella, come get your maunds
I went. I went there last night hoping to say hi,
but she doesn't work there anymore. Sad face emoji if
you're reading this, hope you get better. I hope you
get a better spot with less annoying customers tough look

(01:21:37):
for the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Program right there. That's why that's we're gonna shoot your shot. Dude.
It's just not sorry, nor name. You know where she's from? Yeah,
find her. You don't go on brand hit for this.
Do you know what I would do if one of
these misconnections was me, like, if someone's like you, if
you were at corner bar wearing this T shirt and

(01:22:02):
I'm like, should I have this T shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
There's been a few times where we thought it was
like one of us really and the Minnesota ones, I
think that we're gonna get into right now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Oh boy, I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
There was a couple of bmidgi ones that we did
on Redhead. No on Craigslist. Now we're gonna now we're
going to the craigslist side from Minnesota. Yeah, downtown, man Cato.
We were both walking downtown this morning. I was wearing
a brown cap. You had a light blue backpack. You
commented on my shoes, and I complimented on your pet.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
You were walking. I would love to talk to you again.
That's it. Wait was it a cat? It doesn't say
had had to have been a cat if she didn't
say dog you were walking? Had that dude was walking there.
Cat oh oh Hamwarter by the way, Yeah, horns down.
I agree. This one's strange.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Hive and cottage grove. I know exactly where this is at. Okay,
dark care woman with a guy. You seem to want
to talk to us. I'm sorry you seem to want
us to talk question mark. You seem oh no, my ah,
that die that sucks even know live doesn't care, but
I care.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
You seem practified, so I wasn't sure if I should
approach you or not. I wish I would have at
least talked to you. I'm the guy that was right
behind you. That's not fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
That's insane. They're so weird, like these are serial killers. Yeah.
Like I'm convinced Dahmer lives on Reddit. Well lived on
Reddit if though it was around. Yeah, but guys like him,
I just can't believe people go to that. That'd be
like I see, uh, I see mister Jeffrey here ye

(01:23:55):
at the bar and I go, huh, you have a
really cool shirt on Wiener water soup, and I go
instead of saying like, hey, that's a sick shirt, I
go post on redda. If you were at corner bar
last Saturday, wearing a Wiener Water soup shirt. Please get

(01:24:19):
at me, Get at me. God, that's so weird. Next one,
I hate this and Fridley not Motley, Jehovah's Witness.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Where are you perfect by the way, where are you?
I miss I miss you stopping by? I've had some
changes in my life and I would like to chat again.
I haven't seen you in the neighborhood for a while.
Please come by see you soon.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Oh God, it's just it just keeps getting.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
This is a weird week for this. There's nothing really
juicy on here, but they're all just so weird that
it doesn't matter. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Uh this next one, I've been here because one of
my best friends, Peyton w used to live in Chipua. Yep,
Chipwaw crosswalking quick trip. Sorry Chipwa cross crossing, quick trip.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
There we go. That was parking lot push ups. Oh
her to the limit.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
God, h I spoke with you outside of the quick
trip this afternoon subtext Wednesday about your car making noise.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
You said you had one. You said you had one
too and loved it. I think you're amazing to talk to.
I hope you enjoy your conversation too, are our conversation too.
I should have gotten your number if you're interested in
talking more. I would love to hear from you. Tell
me what kind of car we were talking about, so
I know it's you looking forward to hearing from you, dude.

(01:25:53):
I bet it was some like beat up Sunfire. Some
dude fucking piped out as little for piped Ford Ranger.
Some dude piped a Ford Ranger.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Yellow slug Bug.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Oh yeah, that's a dammer thing. No Bundy, okay, Bundy
had it all right? All right? Last one alone again?

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
And el Claire, the house is empty and a wonderful
female would be great to be with me. I am
retired gentlemen and el Claire.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
That's it, dude. Those were bad this week.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
There was really good ones out there. There's really no big,
juicy ones like I thought there would be.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
No, that's a bummer.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
It's kind of a bummer. But hey, every once we
get some slow ones and it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
The connections were missed. They were pretty missed. Again.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
I didn't do a much of a deep dive on
it like I probably could have, but I just kind
of threw a bunch of stuff out there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
And hope for the best. And I actually wonder what
kind of car that person was driving. Where you, yeah,
exactly where are you?

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
That's gonna be show out about. I want to write
that one down.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
There was a smart car on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
And really, oh yeah, what do you mean a smart car?
Like one of those little two seaters that's like nerves
past six feet long? No smart car? Have you ever
seen one of those little things? It's like a go cart.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
H My one of my friend Zach, wants to talk
about the twins. He obviously listens to, so Zach, this
one has got listened to the beginning of the show
We deep dive literally the entire the entire show beginning
first half was all about the Minnesota Twins and how
much did we fucking hate them?

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Mostly how much I hate I hate. There's more. Travis
is like hating on them, but I hate him so much.
They suck. Their ownership sucks, their manager sucks. What they
have really good young talent, not good enough to be
in the MLB right now. No, they suck horribly. Number
two farm system though new rankings came out for that,

(01:28:10):
so there's that. You know, it really sucks. They're all
playing in the MLB right now, Okay, when they don't
belong there.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
They underneath the timing so they can be shipped out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Oh yeah, they took ten years off of my life.
I'm seeing in the last two weeks. Steve says, how'd
he soaks? I mean, folks? Lol? Did he did he
spell soaks? S o l k s s o aks? Oh?
It would have been funny if he meant it like

(01:28:42):
soaks and then he could have been like, oh my
bad TYPEO. But uh yeah, how's it going?

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Yeah, that's kind of I mean, we don't even do
too much. I mean, oh, we got to do death
Row meals.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Yeah, So I'm excited for this because okay, I really
want let me get some music for this one. Let's go. Yeah,
I want that one, all right, Matt, you you kick
us off, though, I want to know your last meal
ever you're gonna eat. What what's it gonna be? Oh?
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
I think I would want drinks are included as well? Yep, okay,
not off the table? No off table, Okay, I got it.
Gives here any illegal substance I can use?

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
No, you're in prison, Well you never know, I mean, no,
it's it's food and drink. I'll here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
You gotta make sure, I gotta check on check, get
your head out of your ass. And you said it,
and I mean, that's fine. The hotel knows, uh death
row meal. I love fried chicken. Fried chicken is probably
my ultimate favorite. I probably get a big ass bucket
of KFC fried chicken or shout out teals Market, not

(01:29:50):
teals anywhere with teals Market chickens.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Yeah yeah, so good, yep, I agree with that. So
you're going teals Market.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
The lash KFC chicken mine with some gravy as well too.
I do love the Coleslaw from KFC as well.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Shot out KFC KFC Coaslaw. Haven't found one better. You're
saying you're did.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
I don't know, so I didn't because I went back
down to so for you guys back home. Me and
Sam are on the hunt for the best Coleslaw in America.
We are my sister loves making Coleslaw.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
This was a zing moment for Travis and I because
we've both been on years long hunt.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Oh gosh, it's been for probably four years. Four years
since I've joined you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Yeah yeah, but we've been building it up since we
were teenagers.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Right, and uh, the best slaw in America, hands down,
is a KFC slaw.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
I found deniable.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
I found one in Fort Myers that I thought was
as good, and I went back down there this spring
and it wasn't the same. Where KFC. You know what
you're getting, yep, and it's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Don't ever look up how they make it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
I'd rather not. I'd rather not anyway, yep. But if
you have slaw recommendations, send him our way and we
will try him. I promise you. If there's a place
I can get Coleslaw for a side, I will absolutely
substitute it instead of fries Zach. No, you can't go
live with us, Vega says Coleslaw. KFC. Coleslaw is delicious. Yeah, Gas.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Kisha is going to be good for two years and
then we're going to trade it for cash and some
pitching process that sounds dark.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Like I said earlier in the show, if he was healthy,
he probably would have already been gone. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
So that's my fried chicken from KFC. Teals Cole Slaw,
some gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Sammy, what do you got? What you got? Death throwmeal? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
I'm going with Uh, there's a place in Tucson, Arizona.
It's a butcher shop called Dickman's. So Dickmans has I
don't even know how they cut this meat, but it's
called an ugly steak. Okay, so Dickman's and Tucson, Arizona
has an ugly steak and is the best steak you

(01:32:22):
will ever have. No Tomahawk, no New York Strip, no Ribi,
no Wago, none of that eye wash shit. Nope, We'll
never beat this Tucson, Arizona Dickman's ugly steak with a
slice of pepperoni pizza from Rose City Pizza, and I
believe Rose City, Michigan. And then I'm definitely gonna wash

(01:32:47):
it down with a ice cold Cores light.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Yeah, got it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
And dessert is going to be a slice of Costco cheesecake.
Really absolutely, and then to finish it all out, it
is gonna be a what man?

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
I forgot? Can I fi?

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
I did not do my dessert desert. My dessert is
carrot cake. I love a good carrot cake.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Cake is good.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
I do love salad too. Yeah, you look at funk
Off Dale. That's crazy, that's nuts. No, I deserved it
for that comment, but that's nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
I do love it to push it all out is
a three finger.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Yeah, hell yeah, all right, that's a pretty good meal, Sammy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
I mean, I don't know, I don't know how you
topped that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
So, uh, mine's going to be a little more local,
you know. Uh wearing the Range Range sports shirt here,
Uh from the Iron Range. I'm going Tooops, half a
big Bird sub from Rudy's. It's in sub shop and Hibbing. Okay,
that is my favorite spot on Earth. It is so good,

(01:34:09):
So I get half of that. Then I'm going to
Palmer's also in Hibbing. You've had their burgers. They're fantastic,
Palmer's Burger, Palmer's patty melt. Half of that. Drink a choice, gosh,

(01:34:30):
probably going to be a fresca at this point, honestly,
non alcoholic. Just give me an ice cold fresca and
I'll be a happy, happy man. Dessert. I'm not a
huge dessert guy, so I'll probably go straight for the

(01:34:51):
grizzly winter green on dessert. Like God, is that good?
Oh no, no, give me the same thing I had
on the way out here. Just a nice, nice pinch
of grizzly winter green, and then all I want before

(01:35:12):
I'm dead, and I want to get rid of everything
before it just forcibly comes out of me, you know,
like when you die, give me a warm cup of
just black coffee. Okay, I love coffee more than anything

(01:35:32):
else I love. I'll go on a line line here
and say I like coffee more than I like beer.
I will say that whole hearted that I can go, however,
many days without a beer. I can't go twenty four
hours without coffee coffee as well.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
So did you see my snap? I had my hot coffee,
and I had my ass. Yes, I fucking needed him.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
So that's how you know when you're getting old is
when you just start drinking hot coffee, no matter how
hot it is outside.

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
What when it hits a certain temperature outside, no one
is too hot. I go, nah, I cannot do it
because ice coffee is just a treat.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
That's a treat. Like I can drink ice coffee at
four in the afternoon. You're fucking okay, that's fine, but
like to start your day, give me that warm actually,
give me that hot cup of coffee. I have to
wait thirty minutes to drink, and I'll drink it if
it's ninety degrees out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Nope, that when I used to work outside as soon
as you got like eighty degrees like no, no, I'm good,
no hot, sweaty.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
I can't do that. I used to be the same way.
Then I got grown. No, I can't do that. I'm
a manchild. Mega says, you're a child. Yeah, the whole
town knows.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
Mega says tie boone Tom's and Texas has the best,
has the best mates in size too. Was on dinners,
drive ins, and dives. So if you're in the golf
golf coast in Texas, look it up, fre Ed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
You know, I haven't found my way to the lone
Star state yet, but if I.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
Ever do, I can see you going down there and
being toxic as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
What do you mean? What? Oh? You being you down
in Texas?

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
You just like fucking shit up anyways, just because it's you,
I mean, I mean the best way, because I want
to see it, you just being toxic to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
And so I actually like, I couldn't do Texas because
I would No, I know where you were going with that.
I didn't finish it. I couldn't do Texas strictly because
I would laugh at dudes like rolling around with the
belt buckle, you know, and their shirt tucked in. I'd

(01:37:47):
just be like, who are you my dad? My dad
doesn't wear a belt buckle, but like I would laugh
at it really, so I I probably would get in
trouble in Texas because I can't take you serious. If
you're wearing a belt buckle, you won at the at
the whatever, the elp Assole County Fair, whatever it is. Okay,

(01:38:07):
have you ever seen eight seconds? No great movie?

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Won't you watch it if you want TV, if you
want a movie review, sure, eight seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Oh wait, that's on Netflix right now, isn't it. I
have no idea if it is.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
I saw some about bought it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
I bought it on my Amazon So I want you
guys to watch it. I want to review now we
can do that. It's anna lie. It's probably one of
the best movies. It gets eight in every time, it
gets bruced every time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
It's sad, like a Star is born sad, or like
Marley and Me. Oh nothing ever beat Marley and Me sad.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
God No, I would say star is born type sad.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
You know what's happening? Yeah, it's still gonna get you
because you fall in love with the character. Yeah, yep, right, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
How talented is Bradley Cooper?

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Go, he is the most talented man and possibly in
the world. Looking at them, looking, we're getting their range,
the range?

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Yeah, Hangover to Chris Kyle.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Can we talk about him in that was a good movie.
In Wedding Crashers all yeah, like a terrorist he was.
And then he does burnt Burnt is a good move.
Too spicy, too spicy. So that is our death row.
He did your death row? Right? Yeah? Yeah, okay, So

(01:39:27):
that Silver Linings Playbook, that was alright, Psycho Path, that
was all right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Movie Limitless, Limitless, a very underrated movie.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
American Sniper. How are we forgetting that? Yeah? I didn
say about how long after Hangover? He does have just
crazy range, not a lot about.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
A thick, juicy Bradley Cooper.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Oh hold up, cash, said Dickenson. Goodness, but you love
Matthew McConaughey, though, I do.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
But Dollars Spots Club, Oh so good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
Fantastic movie, so fantastic movie. All right, So let's end
our show here, but we are going to do a
after party on the Facebook Live.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
So we'll end our show on this end. God, I
love Bradley Cooper too. You also the Mathmacon Yeah, different
kind of loves though he has a lot of good
range too. Whose who else has a good range?

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
Quickly before we are on Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks good one,
Captain Phillips.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
I'm not the biggest Tom Hanks guy on records saying
that I've been on records saying that I like him,
don't love him all forrist Gump, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise
has pretty good range. Harrison Ford will be one of
my favorites.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
I love Jones movies, Fantastic Star Wars. Yeah, well, I'm sorry,
air Force one playing fucking the fuck out of here?
All right, let's sak today's sponsors is actually, let's do
this first. What do we learned today?

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Sam here?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
First?

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
Yeah, how the Gates rookie gets this? Tell us what
do you learn today?

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
What did I learn today?

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Take your time? Miller time, mill of the time. Okay,
we learned that always a Miller time. Okay, it's a
little from Okay, I'll go, okay go. I learned that
this coin right here is loaded tails never fails. Let's
do it again. That is four for four. It's always

(01:41:31):
been tails and North Dakota sweet crud is nothing but awful. Yeah,
I mean, not a lot to learn. The twins they
break my heart year in year out, but this year
is a little bit different. And we got into that heavily.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
Yeah we did, Bill. You can hear that at the
beginning of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Oh I hate them. I hate him so much.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
What I learned is that, yes see, I don't want
to say the quarter as well too, because it's kind
of the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Oh the coleslaw.

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Oh no, no, that Sam lived in Pierce, South Dakota
and knows exactly where a lot of shit is it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Loves Zesto's I do.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Love zest go on record for that. Also, I second
best dq grially.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
To Motley, Minnesota. Motley, Minnesota is a metropolis. I cannot
wait to spend the rest of my life here. I
love it all right, Sam, would you learn?

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
You know I'm going to keep it on the coins here.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
And quarters that are from nineteen sixty four and before
have silver in them, Nerd. So if you see a
quarter from nineteen sixty three, nineteen sixty one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
This one's nineteen eighty six and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Shit shit, yep, it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Born in eighty six. Golly all right.

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of Judios. All of us the words a right green,
keep a stick with the nice.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Okay, bye, smelly your nerds. They're really getting desperate.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Desperation is a good sign.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Soon they may panic and run away.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
Thanks for listening to Beer Belly Sports. This has been
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