Sweet Martha's Cookies Are Overrated

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you fucking grind. That is a fucking weird name.
I get it. It makes sense, do you grind?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Cut?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What are you up there? You got a skull holder there?
I'm like, go grind Like. You can't say that at
a Christmas fucking party.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
If I knew I could start chewing again and there
would be no health or ramifications, I would start right now.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know what, Tomorrow is not promised, fucking do it?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, Garth always says torow if tomorrow never comes.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, he's also killing people. So that's probably why it is.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
This.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I've never heard this conspiracy before.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah? Do you live under a rock?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I swear to god, No, he doesn't know the rock
or Hudson or.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's just like fucking Thompson girl started it. And then
now there's like signs. Honestly, every time, I mean, they
think about if somebody's getting killed right now somewhere, probably
right in Minnesota, Minneapolis, So he goes to these big
towns and somebody dies in a fairly close parameter to him.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
That's why he adopted the Chris Ganes.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That that's that's that's that is honestly the conspiracy. That's
what he does. That's what Todd, That's what these people
are saying. He fucking goes out and kills him, as
like Chris Gaines. Then he goes out and you know,
fucking does his concerts as Garth Brooks.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Interesting, So who's the real person, Garth or Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm assuming the murder. I mean, like, if you want
to go multiple personalities on it, it's probably like he's
gonna go out. I was Chris Gaines doing it, you know,
like fucking the uh the son of Sam And was like, oh,
the dog was telling me that, you know, the devil,
I should kill people. He's like just fucking doing that
to try to get an insanity plea. Then eventually he's like, no,
I just wanted to kill people. Fucking I'm a post

(01:49):
office worker. I just want to fucking shoot people.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, well I don't think he shot a damn at all. Oh,
probably be a little bit more noise, but that what
would that do? You're putting a bullet in a concrete
Jesus that's always trying to shoot into a beaver.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Dam one of them busts one breaks and no, no,
no busts.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
I think for the break it would be like a squirter.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Wasn't a chipmunk though he busted a nut.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't think you downloaded the wrong one.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, I think you're watching the something way different.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember any chipmunk busting
a nut. But again, the only ones I know are
the Rescue Rangers. Yeah. Yeah, and then I didn't know
that that one was dressed like Han Solo and the
other one was dressed as Magnum p I.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Did you know that? Or do you remember the video
game on ne.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
E s vaguely?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I know I played it, but I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
That was one of my favorite ones.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I remember playing the Uh and obviously the Lion King
one I played. I don't chip and Dale I must
have played. I don't remember really playing the fucking that
was one I remember really playing. I bet I did,
though I played almost all of those ones.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Let's try that and see what happened.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Just fucking go for it. Plug it and plug.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It, plugging different things and plug it in, plug it in. Anyways.
I just had a piece of paper where I was
gonna write down show titles that Scott just mentioned titles,
so titles.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
And I lost my how did you lose that? That
pad was just lily. It's right there, it's on the
twins hat. Oh, thank you, So that's my lazy ie
to so chipping. You said you didn't know what chipmunk was. No,
he just said a chipmunk, the busting a nut.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Chipmunk busting a nut.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I don't know that could be wrong with squirrel? Which
animal did you say? I don't remember now.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
One of the two.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Who called a squirrel monk?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Squirrel, squirrel, monk nut?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
It is now forever squirrel monk?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Are you gonna show up in like monk clothes?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I could? I could all right shoot that show.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, all right, gonna let like it's like the monk
that let he's been surre go. It was a depression.
What the hell was a denial? Can be an ugly
thing because they're all fucking party and the one runs
out naked.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Finally, good.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Take mine.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
This took you eighty years to achieve.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It's okay, I don't like it anymore. Oh, what a
great part of that movie. Outside of the what was
What the hell was a raccoon?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Raccoon with the cliffhangers seeing, It's very good.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
If you were me. Then I'd be you and I'd
do your body to get the stop.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
You can't stop me, no matter.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Who you are.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, that's what I thought you were doing. I wasn't
quite sure.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
A sequel.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, you go, go on, You're gone, go on. That's
also about the rhino scene comes out the bottle. It's
got to be the best.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
It is a rhino.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're the one spooking on my chicks and the g Oh,
it's magical that he starts getting out kind of.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
He just taps on it.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Just he's just standing here right now, like what.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
The no, I'm just I'm I'm just imaging.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh, you must be the monopoly guy. You can't cook.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You can't go past this scene.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh imagine the scene that's imagining.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Word I use soft cheese, you softies soft cheese. I
don't care, thank you, Samuel.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's not please.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, we don't mean to count.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes, please, that's what I meant.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, five four.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
Three stop with his business. Smarts, talks like a bro.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Matt and Dustin joined him just for the fun, and
Lord Dustin SIPs his beer. Scott's got his notes. They
share fat jokes, talk like their own spots.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Remig.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
He's got it sown in the sports talk show. Scott's
the captain, Matt and Dustin. They know Bruce might be missing,
but they still make it fun, fat jokes and drinks.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
They keep it light.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
And run Sammi pro sports talking, Bimichie Minisoda talk like
Dick's fat jokes. It's all in the motion. Scott leads
the way with his business degrees, dust and drinks and
last they make it all agreed. Matt's not the smartest,
Buddy's got his part. Scott and Dustin they keep the

(07:11):
conversation shotp beer, belly and Brainstein makes it all up.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Send me thro a sports talk It's never too tough.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Dustin's got his drink, Scott's got his script, Matt's got
his jokes.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
They never get stuck.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
They talk Mike Praws though they're not fat jokes and Beard.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
They've got it all bought. Scott's gootping know how Matt
got the jokes.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Dustin's got the drink, Machi bit hot and Kozy Nitchie's
got it sown in this sports talk show talk like
Dick's fat jokes.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's all in the flow.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Send me through a sports talk in them Minnesota fog
like ditch fat jokes.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's all in the motion.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Scott leave the way with.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Business degrees, dustin' juice, and last thing, make it all greed.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Morning, good afternoon, good evening, doesn't matter where you are.
This is be really sports commedy from the Midgie Runway
Lounge or the Navy Runway Lounge. My name's Matt Geffrey.
And of course over there is going to be to
the immediate left, the handsome devil himself wearing blue jeans
of all days, Scott Wilson.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
All days I wear blue jeans.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Do you really know you wear khakis? What?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I'm pretty sure I've only seen him in because remember
that one day I showed up in sweatpants, and Bruce
is like.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Holy ship that we had the day off the kids
were sick or whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That threw me. He owns sweat pants, he owns regular
close awesome.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Then farther down from him is the which direction the
left side, very far who's on who's on a different microphone?
Which I figured out. That's why we're getting weird feedback,
because that's the dynamic.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I can't hear myself, but that's I think Scott figured
that out more or less, more.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Or less or just turn him up, just turn it up. Anyways,
that is Bruce Lag.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
So he's playing left wing, I'm playing center and you're
playing right wing.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Hockey's almost back, so it makes sense. Anyways, this is
Beerybody Sports where we to be the semi pro sports talk.
My name's Matt Geffer again, Scott Wilson, Bruce Lag. A
good show for you guys later on today or not
later on, but uh for today, we're gonna have the
BIMIGI State head coach Brent Bolt to be calling us
about twenty minutes or so. Football coach, football coach football,

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so kind of deep dive and talk about like some
football stuff not just be as just kind of just
football in general.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
We should ask him who he models his.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
There we go, there's your question for me.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Thing not n I L related we did that last
time or that?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Or do you see yourself more as a George Cooper
or what was the coach coach's name from the show
Coach and H Craig T. Smith, Craig T.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Nelson and then that was his character's name, it was
was that's his real name. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was saying that too. That's a they used to
be on raptor by the night football well the news
then then it was that because.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You got the too offensive, they got the offensive coordinator.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
And then Dobber you have Patrick in that and I
don't think his name was No, it wasn't, but Patrick
from bob Is.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
He was also the dad in uh, How I Met
How I Met your Mother? He was coach Hayden Fox.
Jerry van Dyke was Luther Horatio his wife or it
must be his daughter, Kelly Fox.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
And then Dobber.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Dobinski he was the defensive coordinator. Ah, and then the
athletic director must have been Howard Bleat.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Nobody cares. Yeah, so anyways.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Uh so we're gonna ask you which one of these
guys he is. Yeah, like, hey, coach Bolty, did you
ever watch coach?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Are you more of a coach Hayden Fox? Orre you
more of a coach George Cooper? Who's George Cooper? Young Sheldon?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh? All right?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Or I guess I could out the you know Sheldon
Cooper think. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I thought it was like all I.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Thought that was like Friday Night Lights, or we could
go that route. I don't remember the Titans.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh, I don't think he's gonna buff this job their back?
What he goes, I'm gonna bust my foot off. And
you're John Brown hind and if you fubble, give me
a mile?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Are you more like Billy Bob Thornton's character in Friday
Night Lights or Denzel Washington's character? And remember where do
you want to go to the TV.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Series of Friday Night Lights? There's a different coach or a.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
D three? What's what's the face from the Andy Dick
from the Division III.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Moranis and the Little Giants?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Or I guess I'm the other person?

Speaker 6 (12:21):
What are you one of the o'sha brothers?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
What do I call it? My playing playing?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
There you go, well, because that would be uh what
the hell l Bundy's character?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Did you have anybody score four touchdowns?

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Do you know any did you recruit anybody?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Anyways? Uh? So Bolton coming on later on today, we'll
talk about all the football stuff with him. Of course,
then of course we have misconnections, news of the weird
and uh name game if we have time later on.
We got much of the second half, so that's true,
so we probably would be.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
We did make up the Wiskipedia for Scott.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
No, I was wondering if he was gonna remember that.
I wasn't gonna say anything.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Of course he didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
He doesn't care, you know, as long as we're not
like fucking mean, well, I should have looked into I
forgot myself. I had today off, so I probably could
have made it up myself, but I forgot.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
All right, maybe next week good push.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Maybe that wasn't a push.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I just fell out.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
So hold on, I gotta need my phone. I'm holding on, babe,
hold on any of my fall for this next part,
because oh god, here we go. I mean, well, it's
not that bad to be honest, that's got a fine.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
So why'd you toss to hold on? Just for one
more day?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
One more day?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Try?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh yeah, I think I remember one.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Now, all right, you guys ready for should we just
start off with the show? Just go win right into it?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Let just wait for the will Go twins, and then
by about that time you'll probably call us. It's part
of the college football thing I put on there.

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Chill in the air means what season's coming?

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Miss the Twins? What the fuck is happening?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh did you watch that game last night?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Unfortunately? Did?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
That was bad?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
The starter didn't do bad. Was two runs through the
first five.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
With seven or eight strikeouts. I looked at the box score,
and then the wheels fell off. He pitched I think
five innings.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, the standard five innings.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's a long time for Rocco.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
It is a long time for for Roco.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's crazy. So in five innings they only gave up
two runs and then the other the other what four
innings they gave up ten.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
That's crazy well off for four home runs.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's like at the box score here.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well, you know, Aiden, we're missing you right now right here.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
So Hatch had given up five earned runs and two
innings off eight hits, and it gave up eight hit
six runs, five of them earned. He did have three
strikeouts though, so that's what you're saying in our text message, Scott,
we struck out a bunch, but.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Uh, what was there?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Twelve strikeouts see ten, thirteen, fifteen?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Wow, damn, but we just.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Couldn't put the ball and we lost twelve to three.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
And then Davis so so two inning, Catch gave up five,
Davis gave up three. But don't worry. Kursky finished it
up with one any pitch of zero runs giving up
and two walks and two strikeouts. It shows on here
we only walked six people, so right, yeah, but Wood Richardson,
that's a pretty decent start. Five minutes, runs, seven strikeouts.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
He's been decent lately. But but but since we blew
up our bullpen, we don't really have anybody so getting
fucking shelled.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Larnick, Gasper, and Fitzgerald all got RBIs in the game
last night. Buxton hit a triple.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
He's now got what five hundred career runs.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I don't know. I can probably look that up. So
I'll just trust you.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Now, now you said I saw it on social media.
So now that the stupid as have said they're keeping
the team, adding investors, adding an investment, do you foresee
a scenario that they part ways with Rocco after this season?
Not because they sign Well, the Vikings did that with

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Chile and then they canned as asked, true, I.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Don't know how baseball manager contracts work if it's like
all guaranteed, Like yeah, I mean I think so. I
would assume so, because baseball contracts are all guaranteed. But
god dang it, he is not a good manager. Likes
that presser last night after the game was just so
monotone and well.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
You know, he just didn't play well Mike Johnson, Dude,
it's I just don't think he hasn't.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I just don't think he's a good girl.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
He realizes too much on the statistics analytics say I
should be doing this at this point. No, you trust
your gut. If your gut says I'm gonna let Joe
Ryan pitch seven inings today because he's thrown well, I'm
gonna let the fucker pitch there.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
There's gotta be like a gut feeling somewhere in there,
like you gotta have a feel for baseball, like and
you got to know your guys too. You gotta know, like,
all right, he's still got it. He's you know, even
if he has eighty seven pitches through six, you you
give him another inning. And it's just like there's a
fine line. The analytics can help you, but you can't

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really rely solely on it.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Yeah, because baseball is like that's one of those sports.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
It's like that. Think about how many times, like a
team is put together a two out rally, right, analytics
will show you that you should have lost that game.
I was just watching the Mets deal from eighty six
the other day, and they got two outs, they were
down by two runs, and like I can't remember the
Oh Gary Carter, he got up.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
He got a base hit, and he got the first
base coach, and.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
He goes, I don't want to be the guy to
get the last FN out, So then they Kevin Mitchell.
He gets up, he gets a base hit, he gets
the first base coach. I don't want to be the
guy to get the last FN out. Then Ray Knight
gets up, gets a hit, they score the one run,
and he gets like, I don't want to be the
guy to get the last FN out.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
And once you get some momentum rights, you know, you
start getting into the picture's head a little bit.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh hey, great point example softball, right, how the times
we mean hitting is contagious.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Honestly, it's hitting's contagious.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
It's just kind of like a like you said, a
momentum energy, whatever it is. And it's like you can't
analyze that. There's something too like about like how they
play behind a starting pitcher or however it works out.
So analytics can play a part, but it just can't be.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
And you you string a few hits together and all
of a sudden, on defense, you're like, son of them.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
You're playing tighter. You're playing tighter because I got people
on the I don't want to screw up, right, you
got the people on the bag.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
So it's like, all right, you're getting frustrated. Yeah, you know,
we should have been done with this Indian already. Or
then you get a costly error that prolongs an Indian
and I.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Feel, and that kind of normally kind of seems to
go hand in hand a little bit. You got that
little bit of mo going and then it's like a
fielding error, like a bobble that the guy gets the
second base, which normally would have been out. But it's
just that's that's there's there's a field to baseball, and
then there's analytics. It can play apart, but it's even
look at like a raldis Chapman. Analytics would have told

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you that he should be out of the league. He
is right now on a pace to set the most
scoreless innings in professional baseball history. He has like seventeen
scoreless innings right now.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Wow, and intriguing.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
So it's like you think about it like even or
without hits. I can't remember what it was. It's something
along those lines. And he's not throwing one oh six anymore.
He's he's still dialed up. It's still ninety nine. He
might hit one hundred, But I mean, that's why the
Red Sox are back in. And I think they made
a trade with Pittsburgh to get him, probably gave him
a lot less than the Cubs didn't get him. Twenty
sixty but whatever that worked.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
He's kind of turned into a journeyman known too though,
because Pittsburgh there was the Reds.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
On the Reds to begin with.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
He went from the Reds to the Yankees, right and
then to Pittsburgh No.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Ten, the.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Reds to the Yankees, Yankees to the Cubs, and then
I don't even know where he went after that. And
then I know that he's been on Texas, Pittsburgh, and
now Boston.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I thought Minnesota's gonna get him at one time too.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
I mean, he's still probably pulled in like three million
a year.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
It's like, well's okay, we could do it. We like journeymen,
we like we like on the tail ends of their career.
We never know we might get them.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
That's the Brett Favre of clothing.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Honestly, though, if you think about it, I think, uh,
I think stat boy. He has a little bit of
argument to be made about Harrison Bader. He has been
if any if we're gonna get anybody back in free agency,
it's gonna be Max Kepler because he's been playing extremely
well in Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Well, and but I mean Kvich though was harping on
the Phillies for a while there before.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
They don't playhim enough.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, it's hard to get into a routine or into
a flow.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
It's it's weird though, like some guys are able to
do it.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Though.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
There's some guys that can just jump off the bench,
grab a bat and hit, and then some guys that
can't do it. You know, there's there's there's been, there's been.
You know, if you look at through time, there's like
pinhaders that are just whatever, Cole just put me in
the game, I'll get a hit. And then there's guys
like that. It's probably I need a bat every day.
I mean, I could see how that could be. Even
like d hitters, some guys can DH not play defense

(24:12):
and then go out there and just hit like David Ortiz,
like it didn't really matter.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Well, who was it from the Twins that they were
talking about. What it was Lewis, I'm not going to
adjust my swing mid season?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah yeah, I do. I do remember that.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
You know.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Basically he was saying that, you know, because I think
this is a contract year for him and no Royce.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
And just think he said Lewis last name, I.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Think of first name that would be Louis what.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Not?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay, one's English, one's Hispanic.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
He was they could both be.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
If you want, Bruce, you're gonna love this. So they
had a Rise miked up the other day while playing God.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
No, Bruce hates.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I hate it so much.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Is that could have been a crucial part of the game.
Something happening. He's not focused and I can see that
totally happening.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I know it was my mess up to say it
in like Lewis Louise, whatever the hell it is. Here's
a little, quick, little tibbot I remember now that I
have in my notes forever through their first Tony Gwinn
and Louis Arrise through their first two and forty four
career at bats him at Tony Gwinn, average for Louise
three twenty five, Tony Gwin three twenty six, hits six

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ninety six hits for Gwyn six ninety nine. So they're
three apart there home runs, both tied at twenty four
stolen bases. Arise only has eleven, Tony Gwinn had eighty one,
but ops is eight oh two and eight oh four.
He is the new Age Tony Gwinn. I believe that, dude.
It's I mean it's so crazy. I saw that. Now

(25:59):
I'll get to finally do eat that off my notes
like a.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Big old dip he's got in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh yeah, he chotted up. He didn't care about the
health ramification.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Tony's dead like ten plus years ago.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh my god, did anybody tell Wade Boggs.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Fucker pounded what seventy beers on a flat?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
He's still alive. I can't believe that Larry Bird drinks
so much beer and I'm like worried about my beer
in take. But they probably have like high end doctors.
They got ways to clear their liver. I just take nope, thistle,
and I don't pound beers as much as I used to.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
It's unfortunate the so Matt was at my house on Saturday.
We did a new I invited you.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I know, I went in. Wait, Oh you did? I
mean I saw no. I had my nephew coming over.
He did invite me for the delightful meats. But he did.
He invited me for his meat.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
It was freaking good.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I imagine it sounded delightful.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Did you bring it over?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Nope? Did you eat it? All of it?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I should have brought it over.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I didn't go home today. I went to work and
had smearns around that lunch. So, but Saturday was the
most I had drink in probably three months.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
How are you feeling?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Not bad? Actually I kind of quit. I actually dumped
the last beer out.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
What's wrong with you? Who are you?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's that's that?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
This isn't the Twins baseball talk.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
This isn't This isn't Twins baseball talk.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Sorry for that little whoop in there. Fexed it hopefully
technical difficulties.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I probably hit. I probably hit a button.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Well, how was I say?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Do you need a newer?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
That?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Isn't that like the brand new?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
It is? But I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure like
the mouse probably hit something.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
The mouse too much corn on that one.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
He's got like eight computers. Look here, there's one down there, there's.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
One over here. That's the that's the mother right there.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
How big this thing is?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
That thing is at least fifteen years old. Hard drive
does not work.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
The amount of Live Moire downloads on that.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
No, actually no, I really wish there was.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's still humming.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
It's keep me.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Every now and again. Matt wakes up. It's a different spot.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
It's like it's like toy story but for computers. You
heard that it actually is a five coming out.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Unfortunately, you think it's unfortunate. I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, Conan O'Brien on there is like the the potty trainer,
like like it's like going they're going technology on it,
so he's gonna be like these potty training like iPad
thing or something. I just caught a little deal on TikTok.
I thought it was rather funny. I can't remember who.
There's another one in there too. There's like another tech

(28:43):
toy in there, but they didn't say who it was.
But Conan O'Brien's I think it's definitely worth the watch.
I mean, and there's you know the rest of it,
And I think they saw a bunch of like, uh,
there's gonna be a bunch of like malfunctioning buzzes in there,
because I still think my favorite part is Spanish buzz.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
The malfunctioning buzzes. You can go right into the gutter
with that one malfunctioning buzz.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, dude, it's like, well, I mean remember Spanish buzz
That was the best.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
No, I don't I do they reset his life, they
reset him.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh yeah, it's probably been twenty years since I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Oh, I guess it didn't hit hard. I remember that.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Do you remember crying with the Cinerator that was in three,
wasn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I don't think it was crying. I cried for Bing
Bong and that's a different movie. I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Really was dying good movie.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I don't remember crying and toy story ever. Really, I
don't think it really brought me. Maybe at the end
one when they're like splitting ways.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
What sadder move Fassa dying, bing Bong disappearing?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Take her to the Moon for me? Take her to
the moon for me?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
That's dude.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Like even we borrowed the movie from Jada's best friend Jessica,
and he's like, Bruce is probably gonna cry during the
bing Bong part. It's like I am not watching. I'm like.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Why did? Why did? Like most Pixars and Disney movies
make it like it's always because.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
They're relatable and they hit home.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Well, take her to the.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Moon for me and then he just disappears. Then that's
like her childhood. You know, it's tough.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Who runs your control tower, Matt, How should I answer that?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I actually just talked about this on the way out
here about like, how are like the regular people, Like,
there's no seduction up there. You know, it's not like me.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
That's going to be an insight out three.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, it's not like somebody up there in like a jersey,
you know, just a jersey dirty clown.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, we could make our own.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
We've got the microphones.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'd imagine Matt probably has like Hulk Hogan up there,
and like Garth's Brooks is probably like I don't know,
Danny DeVito or something like that.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
So Joy runs her control tower. Who's running mats?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Is this a person in life?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Or it's gotta be like Charlie It's still okay emotion
I was gonna say it's gonna be Charlie from to
an Helpman. They always Sonny in Philadela because he's always
conout what's good. You shouldn't you should know. You should
have heard us talking about his fantasy football league here
a minute ago, because I was like, oh, did he
keep your league? It's the Dynasty League. I'm like, okay,
and I go and I go, oh, so you get

(31:25):
to keep people. He goes, yeah, you know, unless somebody
else drafts him, and I'm like, so it's like a
regular He says yes, and I gotta pee, so I'm
like kind of walking away from it and I get
back and I'm like, what do you mean and he's like, no,
I still keep people. I'm like, that's what I said
out there, and you said no other people. It's a dynasty.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Dynasty you keep the players every single year. You just
draft rookies the next.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Year you fill in the hole.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah. But it was like, I go, so you get
to keep him. Ready goes unless somebody else drafts them,
and I'm like, so if you have, But.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I was trying to tell him, like, yeah, in case
someone gets them before me, so I can't draft them.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh so what he's talking about, so you draft jah?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
No, I got it, got it.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
But when he said it, I was like, oh, he's
like unless somebody else drafts him, and I'm like, I
thought you already had him, and I go, so it's
like a regular fantasy football league. Then he's like then
he goes yeah, and I'm like, I don't know, is
it dynasty leagu because you've just been doing it for
so long. It's like, yeah, I'm and Peyton and a
couple of guys. So I go to the bathroom. I
come back and I'm like, what the hell? And then
we broke it down, we both of us, We figured

(32:26):
it out. But there was that right there in that doorway,
like what the hell are you talking about? And he's
probably thinking the same thing to me, because I'm like, well,
you can't draft, so you have to keep me.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
He's like, un less somebody else drafts him, and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
He's probably hearing at this point.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
No, I was looking right at him trying to definitely
explain to him about what it is.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, but I said, draft him, and you're like, unless somebody.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Else, someone already did list. I already like if I
wanted to draft in this someone already got him before me.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
And then what you like, I said, is it a
keeper league? And I go you to keep you going
unless somebody drafts him. And that was we were through.
That threw everything off when you said that.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Whatever, should we just.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Move on to college football?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
We can start it.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, all right, So college football happening. It's one of
the greatest times of the year. The Minnesota Golden Gophers. Oh,
we didn't do our picks, but we can do them
later since Dustin's not here.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Alright, we didn't even talk about him.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
No, we really didn't.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
We can do it in the second half too.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Oh, that's true too, we can do it in the
second half. But college football is going on.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Who I mean, I was one for one because I
picked thee we're talking about our new picks. Here's what's
the other game we're gonna pick.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
We don't know yet.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
We haven't got that far. We do it in the
second half.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
We'll talk about it. Yeah, So recamp College Week one.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
I was getting there. H our golden Gophers. They beat Buffalo. Yes,
did not cover the spring. Correct, we lost. All of
us lost that one except No and George. Two people
I know that picked different. And then they're gonna play North.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Stupid interception that drake off, like what the was off
his thigh and then his foot and then he kicked
it up in the air.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
I don't know, man like dude that that drake guy.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Though he looks good, looks pretty good. He looks pretty solid.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Let him throw a lot.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Oh, they kept talking about how his family is so
intertwined in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Football though, Oh really, I didn't hear all that Grandpa.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Played for the Vikings and this, and oh I did
hear evert lindsay, okay, I did hear that part, and
then I just probably toned out the rest.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I was watching something, Dude, he look good.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
You look good. The running game looked good.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
There's one spot where PJ said, throw the fucking ball, like,
throw the ball away, like looked right at him.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
They said that he's not afraid to try and fit
it into some of these MENDOZI fut there.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
I like that a little. I mean a little. Sure
you're gonna get some turnovers out of that. I mean,
if it's too wild, if it's too next Nick mullinsy, Yeah, sure, bully,
but sometimes you got to be able to like throw
the ball. So I liked it at that. Our other
one was he the Texas Longhorns of Iowa State.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Aiden gave Scott so much shit about it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Arch did not look good the first three and a
half quarters.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Scott was complaining a lot.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I liked The University of Miami played a really good
game against Notre Dame. I think Carson, I think Carson
Beck might actually turn it around this year and be
a draftable quarterback again after his ship show of last year.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Was that Ohio State last.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Year Georgia, Georgia. Poor kid looks like he got beat
with the fucking frying pan. Though he's not a good
looking dude.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
See his girlfriend man money talks. He's also driving a Lamborghini, So.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
No, he actually got it stolen at the University of Miami, Georgia. No,
he was at Miami, squeaked, but yeah he went. He
went to Miami because his girlfriend is there and I
think they actually broke up. Now some showed up there,
but that was That was a That was a pretty
good game. Came down to the end. I mean Ohio
State or I mean Notre Dame had a freshman quarterback

(36:13):
much like Ohio State. I don't know if he's a freshman.
It was his first time.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Playing, saying I don't think he's a sophomore, but red
shirt under what Texas did make it a game right
at the end.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
The fourth the touch push didn't work at all.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Well, and there was a couple series too, like early
on in the game.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
He may take the points, yeah, take the points? What
other was I saw Georgia one. Uh Clemson l SU.
That was a good game. Nuss Meyer looked pretty good.
Clemson kind of folded in the second half on that.
I mean, Penn State played some nobody.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Auburn beat the piss out of uh Baylor.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Oh yeah, Oh dude, Florida Florida State Alabama, that's the game.
I was trying to.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Holy hell, Alabama scored on the first one.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I was like, here we go. And I was watching
that one and that Castano's guys talk crap to the
Alabama before the game, and they just whooped him.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Dude, whooped him talking about a ship stomping. How about
old Bill Belichick heels.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
He's gotta retire, He's gotta retire.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's done, dude, be done.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Otherwise that the Tom Brady talk is gonna be more
and more and more and more.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Like you're gonna lose your legacy.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Just retire.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Did you see that they scored on the first drive
to on the transfer portal?

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Tim Jennifer Hudson or whatever the hell is your girlfriend's
name is.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Tim Brody's transferring into North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh. At first, I'm like, I don't he's gonna pull
like a what the hell is it Glenn Powers or
whatever the hell that Chad Powers.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Not looking forward to doing that. That looks so dumb.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, there's a show Chad Powers.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
That glenns from Twisters and Top Gun Maverick.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
But yeah, it was a pretty good opening. I mean
that's probably the most high end matchups I've ever seen
in Week one. Yeah, like unbelievable, like one versus three.
I think Ohio State's not one, Penn States two. I
think Texas is like six.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
But even the Texas Ohio State game that was pretty
much a defensive battle. Dude, you got so many three.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
You got you got those two young guys, and like
Notre Dame was in Miami, was there was that sick
one handed catch. The guy for Notre Dame thought he
was gonna intercept it, and like they had like the
shot of Michael Irvin basically from me to like probably
the wall away and the guy jumps up one hand
catches it into the end zone and there's like a
Notre Dame player that's running by, just gonna think he's

(38:50):
gonna pick it off and run it out, and then
the catch happens in front of him. So it was
it was a pretty decent game, I mean, and then
Notre Dame's freshman played a hell of a game. They
tied it up, and then I think Miami kicked a
field goal with a couple of seconds. Though, it's a
pretty pretty damn good weekend, especially with the Gophers winning.
I mean, they didn't cover, so that whatever did.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
But I think we lost the Texas game though, too,
because they didn't cover the spread either. If I remember.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Correctly, Noe, the game Ohio State was like two and
a half.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
It was a negative two and a half.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, so Ohio State had to win by three, one
by seven, Okay, so yeah, I went one and one.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Uh you guys ready for Bolty yep, now on the
phone with us. He is a man who you literally
run a through a brick wall. Four. This man is smart,
he's awesome. My fifteen year old son said, if you
still play football, he's going to come play for coach BOLTI.
It is no other than Brad BOLTI from but major

(39:51):
State University. Welcome back. So we welcome you guys. So
this last week, you know, it started football season. We
obviously saw, like you guys, it was. It was a
loss on the record, But how are you guys feeling
after that loss.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
Yeah, you know, I wish we could go back in
time and play a little bit better. You know, the
game was just goofy. We were up at half, and
really we're up fourteen to three in the first quarter.
Kind of felt like we had a pretty good pulse
on things and just youthfulness in first game and and
just didn't put the game away or separate ourselves. And
even in the third quarter, we had the ball in

(40:30):
the red zone. You know, it's like ten minutes ago
on the third quarter it could go on up two scores
at least eight points, and didn't get anything, and then
they ended up going down getting a touchdown, and then
we had a turnover run downs and then we fumbled
the ball deepen around the zone off the kickoff, so
it just like spiraled in like ten minutes it was over.
But there's a lot of good, you know, as much

(40:52):
good as you can think of getting beat by a
few scores. But obviously we got to play better, more
consistant in all three phases.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
But there was good. Is just I wish we could
go back and.

Speaker 10 (41:01):
Kind of eliminate those mistakes in the third quarters to
give ourselves a chance to win the game.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
So we didn't get really much chance to talk about
some of the key guys or some of the guys
that you see as like your captains and some of
the stars uh before before you guys started camp. But
who's been kind of the guy who stands out to
you guys on the team.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
You know, I think we have just good leadership. We have,
you know, twenty plus seniors on the team. Obviously the
six captains that we had elected or I think represent
our team really well. But I think just as a
collective group, those seniors have done a great job leading us.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
I do have a lot of faith.

Speaker 10 (41:37):
In you know, the old line group like Zach, Gott
and Hagstrom and Kvas. You know, you usually don't have
three alignment being nominated captains on with Draco and and
Connie on offense and then tell me move on on defense.
So I knew we're gonna have probably a little bit
more leadership on that side. And then defensively we're a
lot you know, we got a lot of new pieces
out there, so they're all kind of evolving in their

(41:57):
own way. But I thought, you wait, Kat and Bolt,
he's done a good job. Just some of those type
of guys on defense. So as a group, they're kind
of just going in there, you know, and they've all
you know, we got a lot of good pieces and
obviously dynamic player and you know Gene Washington on offense,
Draco receiver Carver, you know, is obviously a ridiculous to
good athlete at quarterback. I think sure when he's healthy,

(42:19):
he's shown some great things. So a lot of pieces
out there, you know what I mean, it's just now
getting everybody to collectively.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Play us a whole.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
So you guys are gonna play against why not in
a state on Saturday, another really tough game on the road.
These are back to back road trips. What does that
do for you guys mentality to go on back to
back roads in such a beginning of the year.

Speaker 10 (42:38):
Yeah, I mean, you know, you're gonna be kind of
at the mercy of a scheduler in the NSI C.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
So we we certainly didn't get.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
Any favors, you know, we I scheduled the trip to
Hote and so, which is not a bad trip. It's
still six and a half seven hours on the bus,
I mean, which is similar to a lot of our
opponents and really similar to the trip down to Wanama.
So I'm, you know, thankful number one just to go
play another game. It was a long camp and then
obviously playing on a Thursday and then not winning, giving yourself,

(43:07):
you know, ten days in between games again or whatever.
It's nine. I know if we were playing on the moon.
I just want to go play at this point and
get that. Just let our guys go compete and and
like I kind of messed before, we're a really young team.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
It's just we need reps.

Speaker 10 (43:21):
We need to go compete against people in different colored
uniforms and and go let the bullets fly.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
So that's what we need. We need to just go
play college football games.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I see. Yeah, then you still have you have a
really tough schedule coming up with USF is going to
be in town, so sootball is going to be in town.
Then you have Augie's going to be in town as
well too, and then you guys playing minor Northern and
then Wayne Stay and then Jamestown, which is a new
comer to the n S. I s. How do you

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feel about Jamestown?

Speaker 5 (43:52):
You know, I don't really know much about him.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
We got a little a crossover film last year when
they played University Mary. I think it was the first
game last year, so well, obviously in the footprint of
the nsi C, I don't know much about their team,
to be quite honest with you. I know their coaches,
and Tom Dash, who has been in our league, was
at North Dakota ended up returning there as an assistant coach,
so I've had a lot of respects for him, and
he strows their head coach, So I've known those guys,

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just haven't really seen their brand football, so be.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Exciting to get somebody new in the league.

Speaker 10 (44:19):
But yeah, we we have a tough gauntlet of of
of teams that we got to go play. I think
the nsi C in general, it's a little bit of
a turnover year with a lot of different quarterbacks, you know,
graduating and just getting a different type of quarterback at
the helm. So that's kind of your The teams that
got those returning guys, like the Morehead State with Strand

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and Walt Jasper at Man or excuse me, at Duluth,
I think those guys, you know, certainly have a little
bit of advantage just having that that gunslinger backer guy
that's been out there playing at quarterbacks, So I think
as a season goes on, it might balance back out.
But yeah, man, it's it's it's a no joke in
the NSI C like any I think any week, anybody
can beat anybody. So it's a it's a grinder.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Quiverse.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I was just wondering, Hey, I was just looking at
through the old internet here checking out some old BSU stuff.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Here.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
What was the Mineral Water Bowl? Like it looks like
you guys won thirty six to twenty three and twenty sixteen.
I guess Washburne. What what kind of bowl game was
that used to be? That must have been before the playoffs.

Speaker 10 (45:22):
Huh, well it was what it was was the top
two teams in the region that didn't get in with
play Okay, we ended up. We've actually played in it twice.
We played in it back I think in six.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
Yeah, I think that is correct.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 10 (45:40):
Then yeah when we wanted in sixteen, so around that
point or whatever it was.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
But so it's just a game.

Speaker 10 (45:47):
Yeah, it was always the miaa versus the NSI S
back in the day. We played in, of all places,
Excelsior Springs, Missouri, which is just north of the Kansas
City area. My one of my favorite apartment outside of
playing at college football game. They got freaking awesome barbecue
down their boys. That was it was legit.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Speaking our language there.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, it was really good.

Speaker 10 (46:14):
But yeah, it was a fun game, you know, And
it was just for us back then, Like the playoffs
really hard.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
To get into.

Speaker 10 (46:20):
I think there was only sixteen teams or maybe maybe
twenty at the most making it in from the four regions.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
It was really really hard.

Speaker 10 (46:27):
Maybe they went up to eventually twenty four, but it
was like a long shot for our league to get
anybody in. It wasn't guaranteed even if you won the conference.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
So we went nine three that year in twenty sixteen.
That's a damn good year.

Speaker 10 (46:41):
Yeah, and I remember the year that we went to
the first one and then we went to the mintor
Water Bowl and six we won the conference championship and
we beat Wanona, and Winnona went to the playoffs over us,
So that was kind of in the rear. So but yeah,
you know, I mean it was a good experience for guys.
We looked at that kind of our first postseason game,

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and we got our first postseason win I technically in
that bowl game. So a lot of fun memories are
good there.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Did you get dusted in mineral water? Is it like
the Mayo Bowl? Like you know what PJ F got
Mayo on him? Did you get minro water?

Speaker 10 (47:13):
No, I would have done had I would have done
the mineral water, I would have done the Mayo.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Rights.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
But I do remember we stayed at this old hotel
that had all these wild, you know, pools and there.
It was a really cool setup at the event, and
the guy that ran it was just an awesome guy.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Actually would always come up to the NSI C golf tournaments.

Speaker 10 (47:36):
And I don't know if you guys remember doctor tracks
Are one of our former coaches. Ken was the guy
that went to everything. So he would go down there
and golf in the mineral water.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Oh yeah, I know exactly who it is. He's kind
of tall, lanky, and he talks a lot of ship.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Tracks was the guy that he passed away.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
He was okay, wait to go mad.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
You guys forever. I'm sure if you guys look up
Ken tracks Are.

Speaker 10 (48:02):
He passed away during COVID But yeah, all time chemistry
professor and was an assistant coach for US. I mean
he was here before I was back in ninety nine
or two thousand and been here forever.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
So awesome dude.

Speaker 10 (48:17):
But he was He loved to have some beers and
run around, do the golf tournaments and do all the stuff.
So he befriended these guys from the Mint and Water Bowls,
so they always came up to our golf tournaments. They
actually came up for one of our golf tournaments that
our memorial golf tournament after Tracks passed away that we
had for football.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
So it's kind of a cool deal.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
That is really cool. That's that's good for you guys.
I knew the names sound really really familiar. I just
could not put it together and until till you did, yeap.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
So, as Bruce is picking your brain about memory Lane here,
as you're coming up through the coaching ranks, you know,
as we're kids, we always want to emulate our game
after Randy Moss or Jerry Rice or anything like that.
So once you found yourself in the coaching ranks, was
there any certain coach that you emulated or wanted to
model your own program after.

Speaker 10 (49:04):
You know, I don't know if there's particularly one. I
think going back to some of the coaches that I had,
which probably won't mean booty you guys, but I had
a really great basketball coach in high school. His name
was Dave Ray. What a bunch of high school games,
and you know, we went to state tournaments left and right.
And he was a very demanding, tough nose, what kind

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of a footato type of coach. But yeah, it would
love you up when you screwed up, like you get
after you, but it holds your feet in the fire.
But just the guy I respected a lot when I
was growing up. And then when I went to college.
My position coach actually just a weird story. He was
an older guys named Robert Thurnaz and coached all over
at Division one. Ended up kind of doing a retirement

(49:47):
gig at the school I was at a D three school,
And he's my linebacker coach and just a gruff old
prick of a dude. Like he was just a tough,
tough mbre and actually coached my, my, my uncles in
high school. He was the head football coach way back
in the day, you know, thirty years earlier. So I
learned a lot from him, just on how to you know,
number one.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
The ex's and o's.

Speaker 10 (50:09):
He was brilliant in that way, and then just understanding
how to deal with people, motivate people. And then we
certainly emulate people like you know, being an Iowa guy.
I loved, you know, Hayden Fire, Hayden Fry, being the
old Iowa guy, old Iowa football coach, and he had
a psychology degree, which I have a psychology degree too,
So he was the guy that I always looked after

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and admired and and the weird thing is probably then
it crosses over to different sports. Like the guy that
I loved just I loved hearing him talk his stories
was actually Joe Torri. I thought he was awesome, just
listened to him. And then I really liked pat Riley.
I always followed him as a coach and listened to
kind of some of his stuff. And Bobby and I
was another one that just guys that you know, read

(50:53):
books on, paid attention to, and and Pete Carroll's another
one that I really enjoyed listening to talk. And so
can pick As coaches were thieves, We steal a lot
of ideas from everybody.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
How can I motivate them?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Kind of like yeah, just kind of.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
The guys that I've listened to podcasts or pay attention
to and and you learn a lot. Like I say,
we learned a lot from other coaches, but a lot
of times you learn from other players and other programs
as you guys go watch from externals, like we go
to a lot of different practices and different things as
we run around the Midwest, and just that's kind of
how we you know, the.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Whole Bobby and I think he just did everything else,
but the choking just like left that part out of
the coaching program right there, Like, all right, everything but that,
I'll throw a chair, that's fine, But in practice, you
really can't grab Neil Reid by the day and choke him.
You know, That's where that's where he went too far.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
I don't think twenty twenty five we make it too far.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I don't think he didn't make it very far after
he did that either. I mean he went to Texas
Tech after that. But yeah, those were a lot of Again,
imagine like those people have been able to motivate people
and keep them, keep those programs or whatever. Like you know,
pat Riley went from you know, the Lakers to the
Knicks to the Heat and built culture that's still sustainable, right,

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and I think.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
That's part was the great coaches over the years are
able to do that. They power of the locker room.
I think that's a big part of what really good
coaches want to turn it back onto the players shoulders, right,
Like you don't have to sit there and motivate and teach,
and I mean you do that, but if they can
resonate that.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
In the locker room.

Speaker 10 (52:28):
When I think again, a lot of those coaches that
you're you know I was talking about, I think we're
able to do that. It's something used like Bobby Knight.
Obviously he was a little bit of fear into God
and all that.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Which is you know.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
And then you know, again just from my upbringing, like
I'm a huge Iowa guy, like Dan Gable, I thought
he was like the cast of me ow. I don't
know if you guys know who used to the rest
of coach of the University of Iowa, that MP one,
you know whatever, fifteen national championships in wrestling when he
was there, and just the guy that you know personified

(52:59):
hard work, education and you know, just the tough nose mentality,
uh that that I enjoyed coaching with up here too.
So just whatever I think you always resonate to some
of the coaches that you maybe feel like you have
a connection to even though you don't know them, and
then you kind of read up or listen to more
about their program and they as they share more and
more details. It's it's always interesting. And you know other

(53:20):
guys like I love freaking Mike Leach. I think he's
one of the.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Oh hell yeah, yeah, you got to get a midget
and throw them over the line. You had to have
coaches tell him not to do that. That's so funny.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
I went to a Nashville convention.

Speaker 10 (53:32):
This is many years ago in Nashville, and a lot
of times you go to the National Football Coaching Clinic,
it's the convention. It's more hanging out, it's more networking.
Others a few speakers you go to. And one day
I had some buddies from there around the country I
went out to lunch with and we were downtown. It's
a piano bar, and I stayed and I was kind
of sick of going back to the convention center, and

(53:53):
it was out at the Opry and all of a sudden,
I looked over and I'm like, shit, that's Mike Leach.
Hell yeah, and fast forward and that was like two
in the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Now fast forward to like eleven o'clock at night.

Speaker 10 (54:04):
The table went from like me and about four other
people to me and about you know, three hundred people
in the back, like he just held court.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Oh sweet dude, it.

Speaker 10 (54:14):
Was it was pretty unique listening to his stories and
it was just you know, a bunch of guys throwing
ship on the wall and having fun.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
But oh man, that's that's that would be so fun
that just just to hear.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yeah, then you get other people to kind of like,
you know, you got Leech leading in, and then you
got everybody else telling their stories too, right, right.

Speaker 10 (54:29):
And at that point you're kind of just in all
listening to the stories and and uh, you know taking
it all in, Which was that was a unique one,
uh of a guy that you know, I knew he
wasn't like super famous back then. I mean everybody knew
was the head coach because I didn't know how how
uh how he operated. He just you know, meet to
a different drama a little bit, and and uh and

(54:50):
then there's just a lot of normalcy too. It's just
it's striking to hear his stories and then of course
what he compares it to.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
You know, he talks about just crazy. It sounds right,
it's uh, you know, it was interesting. I put it
that it's a lot of fun. It was good.

Speaker 10 (55:05):
Hell yeah, It's a guy that I you know, put
on a pretty big pedestal just from Afar watching him
do what he's been.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Able to do.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
He was I mean, he was never had really a
really big school, right am I remembering correctly? But I
mean he's still like always had pretty Texas Tech, Texas Tech.
But I mean I think he kind of put him
on the map a little bit and they're running gun
and yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Think he ended up at Wazoo.

Speaker 10 (55:27):
Yeah and so and uh you know yeah, and he
I would say he was inventive on the way he
did it and kind of brought the spread offense and temple.
He was kind of the cutting edge of a lot
of that stuff and throwing the ball sixty times and
all those sorts of things. So it was fun to
you know, bring a different brand the football back and

(55:49):
do things which is is kind of fun. So in
a lot of ways he was a pretty big trandssetter
in that regard.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Hey, and coaching too, is it still like the same thing.
Like I remember like being younger, and it was like
if the coach was hard, I mean, the coach is
coaching me that many thought that I had something? Is
that is there still some merit to that still going
through or you know, because it's like my daughter's going
through volleyball now, like, oh, the coach doing this means like, well,
if they're paying attention to you, that I mean, if
they're not talking to you, that means you're kind of
like on the out.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Well, like Brozmer said, I'm only getting two to three
minutes to coach, and so I'm going to soak that
in as long as I can get it right.

Speaker 10 (56:20):
I mean, there's only the only only so much that
a coach can say in a given time. So I'm like, yes,
if you're not getting if you're not getting constructive criticism
or feedback, however you want to spend it, Yeah, I
think the coaches, that would be a pretty jail tale
sign that you're not doing something right. So I mean
sometimes coaches, i mean we all say that they don't

(56:41):
have favorites who don't have that. Of course, there's kids
that you don't you that you you want to see
do some stuff, and sometimes it's not even the most
athletic one. Sometimes the most gratifying is when kids just
work their ass off for so long and get out
there and help you for two or three plays. So
I respect those type of kids too, not not just
the ones that have you know, the Gunner roll of
Sefski's and the brand awesome dudes too, and great football players,

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but I mean their God given ability is just different.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I've I've coached hockey and baseball now for a few
years too, and subtle break no, but I'm just gonna
play off of that. There's I would almost rather because
you've got some of these kids that have God's talent
naturally gifted and they don't give two craps, right, But
then you got some kid that maybe would be like

(57:31):
a a second stringer, but he works his butt off
day in and day out. Those are the kids that
I really clicked with and resonated with more.

Speaker 10 (57:42):
Yeah, yeah, I think it a little bit goes back to,
you know, some kids that have all that got given it,
like they just feel entitled to a lot of stuff.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
They don't have to work for it. And so once
you get.

Speaker 10 (57:53):
That unique blend of kids that have that ability and
have the drive, and that's something that is usually pretty
special to watch those kids take off.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
So and you know, like our societies changed a lot,
like these kids don't.

Speaker 10 (58:06):
I mean, I was talking to the Lions luncheon today
and you know, I felt, you know, you're around a
little bit older of our crowd, and now that I'm
forty years old, I'm part of that old cow too.
But I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I'm like this stuff.
And we were talking a lot about you know, the
differences of the youth and about how I run the
program of the blue collar tough those kids that I

(58:27):
resonate with, and it doesn't change. I think the most
important part just comes back to and for me, it
is just having people to support them. Like the parenting,
like it's a lost art to a degree. Too many
parents want to be friends with the with their with
their kids instead of hold them accountable.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
And you know, you don't have to be hard and.

Speaker 10 (58:45):
Screaming and yelling at them, but you definitely have to,
you know, discipline them to a degree. And so that's
something that hopefully we can continue in our society. If
getting back to some normalcy after COVID. It's like, hey,
it's it's okay to parent your kids learned hard lessons.
Hard in life isn't a bad things. It's actually a
really good thing. There's a lot of things that you
can learn for the difficult times. But we wanna we

(59:08):
want to put them in a bubble, which I understand, but.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Better than being in jail, you know, finding out the
real hard way that it's wrong that you're in jail
versus like somebody like a parent parenting you.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
And but you know what, the if you never fail,
if you succeed every time, you're never gonna learn new
ways to persevere.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
Right on, right on.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
We should write a book.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah, you should write a book.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
We should, we should. We should get together. We got
we got the scorpion and the frog. We got that
winner and then we got Do you have any other
motivational speeches for me?

Speaker 5 (59:36):
A man?

Speaker 10 (59:38):
I gave you the scorpion, the frog, the hard talk,
like we're running out. I don't have that many right
the brain after practice on a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
So I get that.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Matt. Don't worry. Matt's been working on it for you.
He's got a couple of motivational speeches He's gonna send.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
You some uh the speeches out of of a polar
jermy Polish iris Irish type speeches. I'm very good like
you probably throw up with probably a lot of cussing
and swear.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
You never know that it might reach one kid. You
gotta hit all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
So one of the things I want to ask you
what for being I was a coach as well too.
I coached down on two falls for damn I am
for high school and for semi pro, and I've also
coached high school football up here in Castle like as
well too. So one of the things I always like
to do is always have like a a regiment before
games is I have to eat right and make sure

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to take enough sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
And I really was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
We got to go to the bathroom before otherwise that's
that's a long day. But but what your pregame rituals
that you do as a coach outside of potty breaks?

Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
Yeah, well for years this sounds gross and you guys
probably laugh at me, but I was pretty superstitious.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Like I wore the same like.

Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
Even down to like the underwear, Like I had the
same stuff I was wearing. And I'm a visor guy,
so I always have. I mean every game I think
I've ever coached, and I've had Advisor on, so I've
always done that. But just like some of the just
stuff superstition wise that i'd wear, it's pretty similar each
and every week as I go through, but I have
a checklist of stuff, Like in the mornings beforehand, I

(01:01:25):
usually get up. I'm kind of still a morning guy
on game day, so I usually get up, I do
my walk and then listen to music and kind of
go through. I watch the game and just kind of
go through the checklist of the and not even necessarily
always against our opponent, just watch a college football game
of sorts that I'll have on my computer or something saved.
It could even be the next week opponent. Just get

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you in situational stuff, kind of thinking about where you're at,
what the score is, just just get your mind thinking
about what could what could occur. And that's kind of
my big morning routine that I do, kind of away
from the team, away from the players, way from coaches.
And then obviously at that point, you know, we get
to the stadium so early, like we're at the game
at the game field like three hours beforehand. So again

(01:02:10):
you have a lot of time to kill, so a
lot of it for me is kind of numbing the
mind just to kind of relax. So my pre game ritual.
So it sounds terrible like because it's I probably shouldn't
be doing a pregame, but I'm recruiting. I've said a
lot of text messages off to coaches and players, just
trying to utilize my time in that regard, and it
also kind of keeps me locked in. So that's what

(01:02:31):
I do before we go out on the field ninety
minutes beforehand and go but that that that's nothing too wild,
but that's what that's kind of my per game.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
You know, what kind of music is it? Is it
like is it like up like, is it up tempo music?
Or is it like lower music? Like because I've been
hearing more about like some people play like lower music
to like keep them calm instead of getting all jacked up,
like you know, it was like, oh, Metallica or whatever
wrap groups popularly at the time.

Speaker 10 (01:02:57):
I don't know, Yeah, I'm I'm pretty eclectic when it
comes to music. But if I had a genre that
I probably listened to just in general, I like heavier
metal type.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Of stuff to get Jack Ups.

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
I just that's what I listened to. Yeah, so I
mean I drive, I was listening to that on the
way home from work. It just doesn't really matter. But
I'll listen to anything at that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
You're not breaking it down with Slendon or anything like that.
It's all coming back to you. No, no, really really Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
I still like the old, like some of the ninety
grunch stuff like Nirvana that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Okay, so you're not just saying like every now and again,
you're in your car ride home, Selene comes on, you
turn it up a little bit. You're like singing without
hoping anybody catches you. Not once, okay, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
We're all old enough. Now where are we going? We're
all old enough now where we go? New music sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
It's interesting, but I definitely don't listen to you know
when we let our players take out the music too that.

Speaker 10 (01:03:54):
We listened to the stadium and I'm like, I like whatever.
So at least we have once throw back day. Our
music guy is pretty good this year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
So you get like your day. You like your day,
like your coach, like, I.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Don't buy like I like I like old country.

Speaker 10 (01:04:08):
Yeah, like I like some of the older stuff and
so I have my playlist and I that I'll roll
through and uh, you might be surprised.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
There's a little classical on there too. Every want some
I like classical.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Music, so I've learned that my fifth grade class. My
fifth grade teacher was a super smart guy, and he
played classical music anytime we did test and anytime we
did any reading because it actually helped her mind focus more.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
So, listen to never Ever.

Speaker 10 (01:04:35):
My daughter played orchestra in high school, so you know
all the way through, so you know, you listen to
the bog and Beetoven all this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
And like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
What's this supposed to say?

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
In orchestra? So you listened to I'm like, oh, why
don't you guys sound like that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
I think Matt needs to be playing that twenty four
to seven.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Then Nah, I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I'm trying to think there's I'm gonna throw Matt under the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Bus away throwing Matt Jeffrey under the bus.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
His reaction, You said you were an Iowa fan and
I think there's some friendly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
His reaction was, he said, Hayden Fox, Yeah, like from coach.
We were talking about this prior. Do you ever watch
the show coach.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Hey literally was talking about this with my players today.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Let's cool, that's what That's where you got. But that's
where the forty and slip happened.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
We were looking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
That's the only reason because we're like, what's his name?
And I'm like Craig T. Nelson, like his name on
the show, Bruce, And I'm like, oh, I don't know.
So he looked. So he looked it up and it
was like Hayden Fox and Hayden fight. Hayden Fox being mad,
looked at each other like that's you slipped that one we.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Were talking about.

Speaker 10 (01:05:40):
I was walking off the field with my linebackers and
I'm like, hey, this old school coach.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Did you guys ever watch it?

Speaker 11 (01:05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Oh yeah, so I'm forty three dude, I watched that.

Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
So the one that that coach was, he was in
the hospital and and uh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Dobber and Lucien Luther, Oh yeah yeah, they're coaching the
team and they got it's like a conference championship game
or whatever. Big game. So Hayden Fox was watching the
show in the in the hospital room, and so it
got to like a critical fourth down. I remember it
was if you were putner kicking a field goal right
after the end of the game. But Luther was the

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guy that was being the head coach, the interim head coach,
and he was like he always talked about he wanted
to run this fake fake and like, you know, hey,
Nelson was like, don't you do it? Don't you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
From the hospital?

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
They yeah, and then it worked, you know, and so
it was one of those deals. But yeah, we literally
pulled it up because I was trying to figure out
it was what years it was ran? And did you
guys do you guys know what years it was?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I could look it up right now.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
I just I just had it up here soirmly grasp
eighty nine to ninety seven. That's that's what I looked at.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
It was that wrong, right, called you guys. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
So we were we were talking about like coach and
then like that came up and we're like, what's his
name on there?

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
We were going to ask you if you felt you
were more like I got eighty I got.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Eighty nine to ninety I got February twenty eighth, eighty
nine to March or May fourteenth, nineteen ninety seven. That's
a damned So.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
We were going to ask you if you felt you
were more like Coach Fox or like Billy Bob coaches
character in Friday Night Lights, or Washington for the Titans.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
I used a couple of the words from Remember the Titans,
and I don't think that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Yeah, I don't know if any of those.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yeah, if I were to be a coach, I would
definitely be Luther No formally this wild and then Mack goes,
you mean Patrick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Yeah, that's all I can think of it, because that's
who it is. So Baltie, you went to where in Iowa?
Is it was it Buna Vista?

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
No, I went to corn Cornell Cool College in Alburt and, Iowa.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Okay, my sister went. My sister was executive director from
Buna Vista for like a couple of years. And I saw,
I thought, you said, you know, that's what I thought.
You said, that'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Jenny's done a lot. What has he done there?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
In our same conference when I played nice, it's the.

Speaker 10 (01:08:11):
First time I ever heard. I didn't know anything about
but Migie State at that point. So you know, this
is also the Beavers so kind of true?

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Oh ship are they green too?

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Now they're like blue and yellow?

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
So so So speaking of the Beavers, now you have
you have min not and you have big is that
is there?

Speaker 10 (01:08:27):
Is there?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
There should be like a big rival game with like
the Battle of the Beaver the Beaver Damn, the Beaver
damn or something which was so funny.

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
Yeah, they haven't really played that one up. You know,
they haven't been in our league as long. I think
that's part of it. And he's doing hell of a
job out there Ian Shields, like he's they're pretty irrelevant
in the team that he just chalked up for a
w and they're they're they're tough out, they're running triple
and doing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Things the right way out there, and he's got them
on the right mask.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Yeah, the mascots, the mascots off the rivalry.

Speaker 11 (01:08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
So not to get you looking too far ahead down
the schedule, but homecoming is coming up here very quick
to it. How do you feel about the chances of
jumping in the lake this year?

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Every year? Like I say, the same thing.

Speaker 10 (01:09:12):
We got to play into everything, right, and you know,
I can't even remember who we play. I Thinkast Northern I.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
It's yeah, so you know it's even another team that
got us last year.

Speaker 10 (01:09:22):
Kind of saying a thing with Onnono. We wrote against
those two guys, so I think, you know, we talked
about about trying to get redemption on those teams and
some different motivations, and it's just such a young team.
We just got to start playing better, guys like and
we played. We played at times really well. We look
like a top twenty team, and then we look like
you know, the Drakes from Black Duck.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
At times too.

Speaker 10 (01:09:44):
A balancing act and our guys will it's just a matter.
It's a time deal. Is it going to be this
week in the first quarter? Is it going to be
game seven or is it going to be game ten?
Like it just you know it's going to start clicking
for these guys. They're super talented. It's just a neat
experience and we've had that, you know, the ebbs and
flolls of that. It's just now how fast can we
get there? But homecoming he's always special. He's always fun

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to get all those guys back. We've played really well
on our home field during those times.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
So I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful that we can get a w.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
So going back to the home coming last year, when
you invited us to go into the water. We bitched
out and said, no, we ain't gonna do it because
Bruce and I are like, you guys do a lot
more work than we did, and if you did not know,
because you were honestly too busy. Bruce was on the
sideline II five and people left in or right at
the end of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
I was what was the former quarterbacks tame I was
standing by him. Uh shit, Alt, Yeah, I was standing
by him, Brandon. Yeah, so I was like rubbing elbows,
you know. You know, by the way, it's like you
don't really understand the size of people to like you
really get I'm like five to nine. It's like, holy shit,
these people are massive human beings, like, you know, like,

(01:10:55):
oh my god, I don't know how tall are you.
You're you're fairly you're taller than me when we did
that interview. But it's like I'm looking around going, oh
my god, these guys are murder me. They're just big people.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
It's a it's it is like I'm maybe six one
and a half. Yeah, not six to two.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
But there's depends on which gas station you walk out of.

Speaker 10 (01:11:14):
Yeah, a lot of those guys that are smaller than
me out there especially in the trenches. So I'm like, yeah,
it's a it's different than it was fifteen twenty years ago,
just the size of the kids and you know, the
speed of the game.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
But but I do remember inviting you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Yeah, yeah, we pushed it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
We did we do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I was like running down there and then I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Was like ooohys said you had my camera and I
was like, oh, I had a camera, Matt said. He
looked down at you, Brenton, you just had this disappointed
look in your face.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Like that's when we did the interview. We did the interview,
go oh you look dry. You guys look dryer, But
damn it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
Do you remember.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Yeah, yeah, it was a good time. Though.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
I saw last year was hot. It felt good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
I was wearing oh god, here we go lost, I
had my goots. No, I was wearing my black cowboy hecks.
It was really cold. It just got hot quick and
like this all sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
That, like the three shots of fireball, you took the.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Whole town.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah, we got to Actually I got to hear about
the the origin story of jumping in the lake and
who was the ones that actually led the charge for it,
And that's a pretty cool day. We're gonna replicate that
again today and we're jumping this time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, we're going this time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Half.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
We're going especially against Northern Like for me who grew
up in South Dakota, I hate Aberdeen. I grew up here.
I hate Aberdeen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
So they had the indoor plumbing and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Yeah they did at that time. We did, even though
we're state capital, we didn't have the indoor Plus.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
So from what I'm hearing right now is if Brent
sees you guys standing on the shores of lake but
we put water on each other, he's got permission to
tell his two biggest linemen to grab your pansy asides
and throw you in.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Probably that's fine. That's fine, good content, as long as
it's in the water and not on the shore like water.
Fine with that. Those those big dudes rough me up
real good. Just standing looking. It's like, oh my god,
these are some big dudes. Like I was what, I
watched football my whole life. But it's like always on
TV and like you even at the game, Like I'm

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from a distance, never really been up close to him.
It's like, holy ship, these dude, you're big. I hate
meat and potatoes too, not like that, not like that.
The Good Lord didn't bless me with hype. So anything
else for a BOLTI we can let him go. I
have to get that he's got some Yeah, he's better

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game planning. Yeah, you got better things to do than
I got.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Which number are you getting?

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
Heck, I don't know. I try to change it up.
Everyone the same old, same, right, But so you're a coach.
I appreciate you guys having me. Yeah, if we get
in the lake on homecoming, I expect splash.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Got it, That's all I got. You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I'm sure, but I'm round, so I can do. I
me the epitome of Peter Belly.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Awesome. Thank you so much, Bolty, thank you all right.
So that was our coach form Byminches State University. It
was Brent and BOLTI one of the nicest guys, one
of the coolest guys. There was some audio issues I'm
gonna try to work with because I think I knew
what happened. I think this we normally do for our sounders.
I think this got pushed down too far. So that's

(01:14:24):
why I want to do it in mid phone so
mid so I'll try to fix it. Later. But yeah,
BOLTI from beminch State University. One of the nicest guys
and funniest guys and yeah, good coach.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Oh shit, that was loud. He's a good coach. I
mean that program's predominantly always in it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Yeah, very competitive.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Yeah, I mean there was years when I was growing
up that that was kind of like a laughing stock,
you know, kind of so we go fun to watch
as a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
So kind of not really. We did our six back.
We let's do a couple more six packs because.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
We were we were on we'll just start here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
We'll start here though, Yeah, because we kind of t
about two and three. They're they're inner real well, I
mean that one was, but they're related.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Do you guys hear about the ODI kracket again?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I yes, that's why I knew that I knew set
was wrong. Oh do we need to pause because what Matt? Uh,
that's why we're the semi pro sports. Uh, there's too
many chords happening all at once.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Do you think Seline Dion would like there's too many chords?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Probably many chords coming back to me now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
M I forget that's why he probably said that too
back it now that wasn't loud as I wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
But but I heard it, but you heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
So uh, the you guys know about the Kawhi scandal, no, no,
so yeah, so their.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Owner Ballmer, who's he played for again the Clippers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Stephen Balmer is a dude from like Microsoft, and then
he built this super huge arena for the Clippers, Kawhi Leonards.
One of his endorsements is this tree planting thing. Oh,
it's a fake. He got twenty eight million dollars funneled
through this and never like he's never done like a commercial,
he's never done anything with it. And it's a fraudulent company. Jesus,

(01:16:17):
Like Pablo Torres as the one that's investigating this and
had somebody and you can tell it's a girl. You
can tell it's a girl on there because it's the
way it's like it's got that robot voice over it.
But like if you listen to it, you can tell
it's a girl that's doing the opposite end of this.
But yeah, there's twenty eight million dollars went to him

(01:16:37):
and it's through like this fraudulent tree company. It was
a no show money it was and now it's kind
of like how many other people are doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
So he's not in any kind of trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I don't know. I don't think he could be. Steve
Balmer could be in trouble. Depends on how true it
is though, And like I said, it's speculation right now,
it's totally speculation. But he apparently got twenty eight million
dollars from this fraudulent tree company that he has nothing
to do with. And it's almost like wise in every owner,
it's every owner been doing this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Yeah, so the owners, he's the one he funneled.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
He funneled fifty million to this tree company, tree business
that's his, and twenty eight of it went to Kawhi Leonard.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
So it's like laundering.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
It's it's it's something. There's definitely something there. The SCC
is going to be No, it's so funny. Well, it's
not a real company. So if anything, it's not laundering.
It's just flat out trying to get away from the
the salary cap. It's still gonna get tax it's still
income coming to him. I'm sure it's still taxed. So

(01:17:48):
it's it's very interesting. The more you look into it,
I put she followed the cat out. I got sick
of the cat, so I threw the cat out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
You can bring her inside.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
I will try to and eventually if the cat runs it.
At the same time, that was, I did not ask
her to leave. I simply threw the chat out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Wonder what else is fucking wrecked out there since she
was out there, But I guess I'll find out later. Yeah,
that's why she was Like Jacks are laying by himself.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
And enjoying some peace and quiet to himself.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
He's sleeping hard. So yeah, that's kind of interesting from
Pablo Torres. Check into that. We can move on to
the next one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
All right, next one there it is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
We got a big trade in the NFL last week.
Micah Parsons is now a packer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
How do you Okay? So I did text Joel Hoover
this while he was on a show. What's the over
under that Michael Parson is gonna be uh injured?

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
He's already hurt right now, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
But how many games you think he's gonna play?

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Well, he's probable for week one. He's gonna get some shots.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I'm sure he will be He's gonna play week one.
But he's a pass rusher. But so even even JJ
Watt today was like, did you don't got to teach
us much? Are we are we? Are we trying to
set the edge and stop the run? Or are we
blitzing the quarterback?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
What are we doing here to the flats?

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Or yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Run up through right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
I mean they might not. I mean he might be
on like you know, second long and you know, third
down packages and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
But they'll get the call in and they're gonna go
Micah blitz a gap.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
My question, my question you guys is do you think
that was a who do you think that was a
good trade for.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
I don't like it for which one? Just in general?

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Yeah, Jerry, I think they gave up a lot. I
think the Packers gave up a lot for it. But
as and it's North fans, they're like good.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
But even from Micah's perspective, he's giving up a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Yeah, tax wise, yep, Yeah, dude, that's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Jerry offered him forty point five million per season. He's
only getting twenty five and he signed with Green Bay
at forty seven. But after taxes and everything, he's doing
a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Well, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
It's twenty five, So yeah, I think you would have
been smarter for him to stay for the forty. But
I think that's a lot of what those athletes too.
It's like I need my name to be that's like,
that's why, that's why Tom Brady's the goat. He got
like a paycheck that he was up there with the salaries,
Like he's not an idiot, but his name just wasn't
on the salary cap.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
He always he always took a pay cut he restructured, but.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
When he restructured, he got a check from Robert Kraft,
like signing bonus BAM, which doesn't like Aaron Rodgers, he
took a pretty significant this time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Bay days.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
No, it's and I just I think that it's scarier
in hell though, if Green Bay gets the lead on
you of Jordan Love, isn't because there's two two Jordan
loves he seems like he could be an all pro.
And then there's other times it's like have you touched
a football before? So here's they got that. If they
got the lead with him and Rashan Gary coming off

(01:20:57):
the edge hold so much scarier than that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
How much do you even coincidences?

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Oh, you're talking about the twenty seven the year twenty
seven deal.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Do you know what this is, Matt, I've heard of
it that Brett Favre was twenty seven years old when
the Packers signed Reggie White. Okay, guess what happened that year?

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Won Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
They won the Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers was twenty seven
when Green Bay went and got Charles Woodson. Guess what
happened that year?

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
They won the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
Micah Parsons and Jordan Love. Jordan Love is twenty seven
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
It's every Viking, Bears, Lions fan right now. Just help
me make it. That's what it is right now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I don't know, man, it's He's no Reggie White. Charles Woodson.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Charles Woodson's arguably one of the best defensive backs ever
to play the game.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
He could be, though, I mean, if they could. I mean,
they got an elite run game. They got Josh Jacobs,
got af decent offensive line. They just drafted this this
golden kid. They got Dobbs and got Boston Fine.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
The first time they drafted wide receiver.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Rogers probably what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Yeah that sucks, but oh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Man, if can they stop the run now though? I
mean Kenny Clark was a big reason for that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Yeah, first rounds and Kenny.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
I mean, I mean they're I think it's all in
for this year. This year, you know, like for sure
this year, can they stop the run up the middle
because I mean, I know Rashaun Gary wasn't great at it.
Michael Parsons obviously last year you could run against Dallas. Yeah,
I mean, I mean, Jerry Jones isn't wrong when he
said we couldn't stop the run. It's just like Michaeh

(01:22:37):
Parsons is an elite pass rusher because there's only one
other person besides him. And this kind of goes in
that stupid Reggie White comparison. Their first four years they
had twelve and a half sacks or more and it's
him and Reggie White. So there's that just just you
know what the I mean, it's a new city. Maybe
just hates Green Bay. Maybe he's just.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Gonna you know, big weather.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Maybe there's also that too.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
He went to Penn State, so I mean they have
some cold weather that's not Lambeau in January?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Yeah, church church ur shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
What is the rule called the twenty seven?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
What it's like the I don't know it's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
All three like the Farve in the twenty seven years
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
We don't know about Bart starr if.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
But their last three yeah, last two starting quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
I Michael Parkson the rule, the rule of twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
It's like we splashed and got a thirty five year
old wide receiver and like two days later Green Bay
went and got one of the best pass rushers in
that league.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
What did Troit do?

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
We stayed?

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Course, well they did.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
They got Aiden Hutchinson back.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Yeah, we have is he who is he ready to go?
And Hutu?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Is he going to return to the same form?

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
He was almost dude if they made it to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
The suit he said he's coming back. He will be
bat ready by that, I.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Mean, think about it. Christian Darris Shaw had a knee injury.
I don't know if they're the same, but that was
week eight and he's going to start Week one. Aiden
Hutchinson had a knee injury in like what week.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Three, four play against Dallas. I remember that three or four.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
I cried, So, yeah, he's he's definitely going to be ready.
I I don't I think it's it's scary. I mean
we have decent tackles, but the only my only saving
grace is is hopefully we can run the ball better
with our tackle our guards. And then Peyton's wrong that
they're injury prone.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
So we didn't get into this much last week during
our football preseason party.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
That trade didn't happen yet.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
No, which coaches do you see on the hot seat?

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
And who?

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
And we've kind of talked about this a little bit too.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Alabama's head coaches.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Let's let's make it quick because Jordan.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
So, which coaches you see on the hot seat and
which quarterbacks do you see potentially finding the bench at
some point in the season. Really, do you see Kirk
making a start over Pennix at some point? I mean, dude,
if they have to be like, come out and Matt
Flinn it if he's oh and five, maybe you know,

(01:25:10):
but I I bet even by then, I mean, it's
the same thing. Well, JJ, you know, if he starts
off oh and five, are we gonna try to salvage
the season or are we just gonna wash this one away?

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
I think he just wash this one away and then
just shut up Detroit.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
No, it's not dude, It's not a bad idea. Instead
of trading, instead of trading away assets, instead of trading
away assets, you don't give him another year. I mean
depending on how we I mean, if he looks completely
lost out there, that's a whole other thing. I mean,
you know there's a preseason game but against and it
was against ones. You know, the Texans are a decent team,

(01:25:46):
but I mean they didn't have I think Hunter wasn't
out there, or that that Anderson guy. So Garry No,
the one from Alabama. We don't talk about defensive He's
a defensive lineman. He got drafted third pick.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Fighting about Gary Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
No no, no, no, no, no, no Anderson for the
Texans when yeah, okay, I got you, I got you.
Skim hearing Hunter and I go that Anderson guy and Kings,
So yeah, I don't mean any of anybody could be
on the hot seat.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Like a Stefanski or Tomlin.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Tomlin maybe Stefan.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Every single gear.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
The thing of it is, though, it's like, I mean,
he always finishes five hundred, He's got some he's got
some runway Stefanski, like, dude, get him, get him a quarterback.
For the love of God, you got him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Deshaun Watson two time NFL Coach of the Year and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
He could be fired probably or depending on I don't know.
It's just like, I mean, do you want to fire
him because you have forty year old Joe Flacco.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
And Shdure and Dylan Gabriel waiting in the wings.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Their defense is good, that might be a decent team.
I mean, who knows. I mean, Jerry Judy's pretty good.
And the joke, who's good? I don't remember who their
running backs are? And no, that's that they got their
running back gut in trouble, Quintin Judkins from Ohio State.
So they got like a felony lineup.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
They got Watson, they got Judkins.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Correct, the next sperience this last one, this is basically
kind of goes hand and that what your thoughts on
JJ if it starts going terribly wrong. That's kind of
what we were just talking about. That's what I wanted
to say when I like, do you bench him or
do you watch the season?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
I think he needs experience, so just you gotta to
leave him.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Out there because it's a pretty I mean, and and
everybody's like, oh, the strength the schedule before the season starts,
it's like grading a draft the day after it happens.
It's the dumbest thing. Last year, Oh my god, the
gaunt you have to go through. A Texans weren't that good?
Aaron Rodgers wasn't that good last year? I mean, right, dude,
it's like the San Francisco any one of them. So sure,

(01:28:06):
you know, like we start off with one injury.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
One injury to anybody can completely change the course of
your season.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
I mean, and that's any team.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
So I just i'm I'm If it's bad and we're losing,
I just say, keep him, take a wash and a
higher draft pick probably wouldn't be that bad. When's it's
not like we get to it's not like a fantasy
football where it's a snake draft. So if you're picking second,
you're picking second every goddamn round, and hold on, I
know the other ones, and we're gonna have like seventeen

(01:28:37):
six round picks. We'll have the most six round picks
in the history of six round.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Picks, even more so than when Spielman was around.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Yeah, it's ironic. Well he did it during the draft.
We have it before the draft. We we won up Spielman.
We're like you know what, Spielman, look at this. We're
gonna trade everybody for six round picks. Send it all right,
last thing I'm gonna say, and then we can go
to the second half. What do you think the Vikings
could have gotten if we would have sent I'm gonna
say this trait to you, and then i want your reaction.

(01:29:06):
Grenard Harrison Phillips and the first round pick for Michael Parsons,
because you're not giving up two. You're not giving up
to because you're giving up Gernard and that's a person
spot that you're he's gonna take, and they just got
Kenny Kenny Clark Clark, all right, So but you're still
giving up a one and you're giving up a run.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Mic Micah is what twenty five?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Somewhere around there? He and Gernard are probably about the
same age. Which one are you looking up? I'll look
up the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
I was gonna do Parsons, I'll do I'll do Gernard. Yeah,
this is this is already aiden.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
What were you gonna say, Scott, I don't Grenard's a.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Pre He's twenty six, Parsons twenty six.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
And Grenard's twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
You see it? On there. Yeah there, all right there, yeah,
big big fucking letters.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
It's not like, not like you're really gaining any thing.
A whole lot there there. It's not like Parsons has
been in the conversation for m VP candidate.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
I was talking about this with my friend Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
And no, I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
I'm just thinking, I think I think that Grenard's more
of a team guy. But god damn it, Michael Parsons
is so exploded. What about Van Ginkle?

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
Sam getting rid of.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Got too explosive. I don't know. He's just so good,
but I don't know. I don't watch him enough to
know if he's good at stopping the run or like
Van Ginkle.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
He's very much a me first player.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Though it's a it's a business too, so I mean,
I get it. You know, it's a bad look when
he's laying on the bench and stuff like that doing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
The workout driveway workout.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
I hope it goes I hope it goes, belly up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
I hope I hope he.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
I hope he like hates Green Bay and like somebody
gives him like bad cheese. You know, it would be
a real shame, shame or that disc, that disc just
blows out or whatever the hell is lower back problem is,
I don't know, I think, I mean two first round
picks really man for an explosive player though for a

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guy that see, that's like first round picks are unknown,
especially think with the Vikings in their first.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Round tragedy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
True QB one that's going to take you to the
promised land. But I mean think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Would you take would you trade any two first round
picks for any proven commodity you know this guy is
going to be good and you don't know what those
guys are.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
No, I don't know, I don't see.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
That's tough. That's a tough one, right, would because it's
like because it's like you get you get this guy
that you.

Speaker 11 (01:31:42):
Know is good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Would you give two first rounders today for Patrick Mahomes?

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Yeah? Probably and JJ for sure? Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Without thinking about the price tag of it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Right, just Madden override rules in play and he he
restructures a lot to make sure his team stays relevant.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Yeah, he goes to Tom Radio a little bit not
quite down.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
As far, but I mean he does that. He restructured,
he got oh, I was a highest paid and then
he restructured and got money the next year. So yeah, sure,
I mean, I mean you know that, you know that
they're good. But a different story for a different day.
And we're gonna I think we're gonna lead off the
next one with the next half. I got this fantasy
football punishment that I read on the internet.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
That is who.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
This is the roughest one I've ever read.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
I'm intrigued.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
I'm that's trigued too. All right, we will come back.
We got misconnection. His news is the weird. It's been
a very long first half. We'll come back here a
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the show. The live portion of the show, less sports talk,
more games and entertainment. This is a good song.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Some of this song.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
I want to play too long? Don't I get in trouble?

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Your clip has been monetized.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
It does that all the time. I go back. I swear, please,
don't how you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
Yeah, you rub your chest? I swear it put on
the skin.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
I hope not.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
I don't really hope that on anybody. But you know,
if you ever get put in a Buffalo Bob's hole,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
So while Matt's getting set up here justin what do
you think of the Parsons trade?

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's like a minute delay, so
you gotta remember that. Yeah, all right, But otherwise.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Not Chester.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Because lips of an angel. That's the cheaters anthem.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
There's that. What do you want to start with? First verse?

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
You want to do the news or you want to
do the we can do?

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I'll do the news because then you can read.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
I know what I did. I've read this morning, and
I read before you got in.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
The card today, so I read chapters a day. You're
reading not enough?

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
So you want to do that first?

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
We can do misconnections. First, for people who did not
know we we interviewed it. We interviewed it. We interviewed
uh Brent BOLTI from b s U. The auto is
little bit football for state head coach head football coach there.
The auto is gonna be a little bit different because

(01:36:59):
I found out that one of the connections we have
was not the right spot. So it's gonna be a
little different, little soft But I'm gona try to fix
that later on in post. I'm gonna try to fix it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
So you're gonna forget to edit out, No, I know.

Speaker 11 (01:37:12):
I have to.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
There's a bunch of shit I gotta ed out. That's
why three takes. As soon as we as soon as
we get done, I'm gonna start editing because it's gonna
be already feel like a longer night.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Purples a great color on me, right, Slappy defense doesn't
win champions anymore, that's right, justin So, why you get
a thirty five year old wide receiver, baby welcome back feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
You gave up two first rounders and Kenny Clark.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Hey, you gotta you still got that Jason Hanson Jersey
Slappy gotta send that. I sent a picture of that
bad boy in.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Yeah, we'll put up in the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
When I worked with them, yea, No, I'm not telling
him to send it to us. It's Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
If he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
When I used to work with me, that Hanson Jersey
was sick. If he doesn't like if there's a Detroit
lion outside of Barry Sanders, you where it's Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
It's Jason Hanson year. That's a long time kicker. All right,
miss connections versus the butt?

Speaker 11 (01:38:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Oh fuck, after this, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
What okay? Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot about that. All right,
we'll do miss connections first. This one is from Reddit
bumble miss connections? Are we allowed to post about them?
A quote unquote technical error prevented me from relaying a

(01:38:36):
replying to a match who messaged me first. She was interested,
and I was very interested. Because the app on the
phone or the database on the back of the back
end broke through, I had no way to message her.
Then the connection tied out, So she is going to
think that I'm not interested and ignore her. That sucks.

(01:38:57):
Maybe she'll see this. It's a long shot, but worth
a try. There's another part to this, Take two, since
it appears that this is allowed. It was for Lindsey,
who is forty two years old and with the location
set for Fort Polk South. Her profile said that she's

(01:39:18):
a yoga instructor. I checked all the sites for a
certified instructor's database who look her up and could not
find her. She had curly red hair and is about
five foot three tall. If anyone sees her in the
in their feed, I will pay you to message her
my info. Lol. Again she messaged me, and I know

(01:39:40):
she's interested wink face emoji or smiley face emotion emoji,
any emoji an emoji?

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
My name is Finnian Findian. Yeah? Thanks? Three quotation marks?

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Hold on you got if you're throwing up a ransom
or what's what's What's the word I'm looking for here?
Is you're throwing up a like a amount of money?
Tell me how much money you're gonna pay me?

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
If she like?

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
If I what's the word I'm looking for there? It's
not ransom.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
It's a nervous church.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
What are they like if you're trying, like, if you
put like a wanted sticker, they give you a reward. Yeah, dude,
tell me how much money you're giving me for the reward, Like,
if it's five dollars, it ain't worth my time. If
you're talking like a couple of hundred bucks, then I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Might that might be yeah, twenty bucks probably maybe, sure,
I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
What I'm saying like, like, you do the work, and
he goes, I then WoT you three fifty? That's all
I have left?

Speaker 6 (01:40:37):
You're like, I didn't want to do that at all.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Then, so you're saying if it's not more than five
hundred dollars, you're not I didn't say, I'm just saying
one hundred, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Not gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Even if this person said, like, that's all I have,
three fifty, You're not gonna do three.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Dollars and fifty cents?

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
No, oh, I thought three fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
I said, sure, Like how much you?

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
What's the top end here? Like, tell tell me what
my reward is.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
You wouldn't try to be a good wingman and do it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
For for a guy I don't know? Fuck no, why
would I do that?

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
What if it was you? You sound like Travis, then
why would I?

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Dude, there's no chance that there's no chance. I'm too prideful.
I'm not going to the internet. Dude, I'm not going
to the Internet at all. It's never going to be me.
I promise that I will dialge. It's just like hypothetical.
I'm not going to the internet ever, I will dialone,

(01:41:32):
and I'm not especially gonna go to the internet and
ask random people to help me find the yoga instructor.

Speaker 6 (01:41:38):
So it's refusing to reply to me.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
To that point, well, she's not refusing to reply. It
timed out on him because of glitch, fair enough, so
she's thinking he just blew her off.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Well, he's also offering an undisclosed amount of money.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Tell me how much money?

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
So to that point, though nowadays internet dating is the
it's not let's go to the bar tonight and see
who we can meet.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
That was my very early days of college.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
That sounds like, hell no, dude, it's that's just great. Yeah, sure,
I mean I get that. And again, if I were
hypothetically to be I'm dying alone. I'm not going to
the Internet. I'm not doing any of that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Nope, you're gonna be a bill from uh King of
the Hill.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
I'm gonna be some guy in a fucking little house
in the corner dying by myself. He'll be Bruce dead.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Bruce dead, He'll be He'll be the old guy on up.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
I'll be the sad.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Yeah, but he had a wife that died. I'm just
saying I said hypothe I say hypothetically if I were
to be single.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:42:45):
I'm not going to the Internet to help me find somebody,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Next one, I might get balloons though, to try to
fly away. I might try that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Next one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Oh, thanks Slappy.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Misconnection in Ontario, the Justin.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Said that that lady's gonna end up missing. After that,
the yoga instructor gets found true weird.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
I highly doubt this will get me anywhere. But yesterday
afternoon I was at the Harrison Metro Henderson Metro, and
the most beautiful and seamlessly genuine man complimented me and
offer to pay for my bouquet of flowers I was holding.
He proceeded to ask me out, and I declined. We

(01:43:27):
had great little chat. We had great little chat through.
We had great little chat though, and I've been thinking
of him ever since. I regret not giving him my number.
Flower Man, if you're interested, or if you're reading this,
DM me cross fingers emoji.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
So she shoots him down and now, yeah, your fucking fault,
your fault.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Yeah, that's totally on her.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
You made your bed, now you get to sleep in.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
It was that the end, you say fireman, fingers power man, oh,
flower man. I was like, did you say fireman? She
turned out a fireman that's willing to buy her flower You're.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
So She gladly took his money and then said fuck you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
A'm out of here all right? Next? What are you
doing next? One? Uh? In Torrance? I don't know where
Torrance is, California? Can you help me with the Torrents misconnection?
I was driving down Anatina Boulevard and Torrents, I don't
give it Sartisia Artisia Boulevard and Torrance last Friday, August ninth,

(01:44:30):
and chatted with the guy in a white Chevy truck.
I don't know anything about him, but he's very young looking,
forty short hair. I know, what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
What now?

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Justin it's not even about you, Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
I don't know anything about him, but he's very very
young looking, forty long shot. I know, I know, but
if anyone knows a guy in Torrance, maybe Hawthorne Orn
Londell with a white Chevy truck Penske license plate frames
who chatted Chada with a dark haired girl in a
black maz Da Please help connect us?

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
All right? I was gonna say, outside of the Penske frame,
like driving a white truck.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Isn't Penske forward, and then he's driving the Chevy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Is an oil coming.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Yeah, it's like a plate you know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
So what we're laughing about is Justin's comment about internet dating.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Okay, what is I want to hear it?

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Internet dating making it easier to Adams.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Brilliant filters you a lot of work.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Matt puts makeup on his when he goes you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Know what, next one? You next one?

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
I don't think you have one. I don't know one.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Do you have one?

Speaker 11 (01:45:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
My double chin, but I don't double chin.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
You know what those people have like?

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
Those are the guys that talk.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
A little while ago.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
I'm sorry, Red Tyota, Red Toyota, Red red Toyota and
six ninety four and a white bear ab. This is
of course down in the cities. You're a smile, and
you're a smile and wave made my day. Let me
take you, Let me take you to dinner. This weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Fucking why not?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
What else are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
What else you up to?

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
You met a girl named Frank just same night, Wayne,
Wayne Gretzky, you missed one hundred shots you never take.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Thanks Michael Scott. State Fair. Oh, by the way, since
state Fair was over this past week, there's a lot
of misconnections in the state Fair area. So I kind
of went through a few of them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Because Martha one of them, sweet mirth.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
This cookies are overrated.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
They are, they are said they are.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
I said what I said, You two are off your rocker.
That tastes just like a damn toll. Hell said, cookie
you bought at the state Fair for twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
It's about the experiences in life, Scott.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
But you they're only good because they're fresh rado of
the oven once they're cold, and garbage back home, garbage
sold like every cookie you buy special.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
So that's where you said, eat the hot you're gonna
eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
You're gonna be out gallon bucket of cookies in a
sitting Yes, look at me, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
I mean, I get that. I probably what's wrong with you?
You're so mean today?

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Not really, he's in the mood.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
You just you literally are like I get that, Like, okay,
mister six foot tall probably ate like a whole gallon
of cookies before.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
I wish it's really good right now, to be honest,
That's all I said. Cookie, all right, State Fair matching tattoos.
You Emily approached me at the fair around ten thirty
pm on Saturday the thirtieth, while you were on your
way on your way out near Sweet Martha. We had

(01:48:01):
matching tattoos and we took pics. I didn't get your number.
That sucks, but matching tattoos, like I wish, like, did
they got matching tattoos or they already your random tattoo
at the off the wall at the shop.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Dude right now? Okay, So in Minnesota they gave out like,
what was it, three hundred nas read tattoos.

Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
Jesse Pierce has one. She really yeah, she got the
nos retatto.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
So I mean, the odds of that happening are Jess,
if you're not, she's no chance in hell she has before. Okay,
but she had I saw it on X She got
the noz nods. She had the nos read tattoo somewhere
and they gave out like two or three hundred of them,
whatever the number was. So there's a little bit. Yeah,

(01:48:45):
real real tattoos.

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
COVID God damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Yeah, slappy, I just saw a carneiye the tilted world,
sweet mullet meth addiction. Want to talk, I will cookie
monster that ship. Yeah. So there there's that, and then
everybody like there's always like those ones in the books,

(01:49:11):
like if you don't know, you just like want to
get a tattoo, you go in there. They have like
the book stuff. But I mean to find somebody in
the wild, Like if somebody had the same tattoo as me,
that would be fucking crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:49:27):
If it was.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
The female that had the same way, be like whoa, yeah,
show them what has al been doing lately?

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
All right, here's the next. One. Woman at Shakapie home
depot had a small conversation about our home repair and
how big companies try and try and rob people. I
dropped a hint that I do HVAC and and if
you ever need help with it, would if you start over.
I dropped a hint that I I do HVAC and

(01:50:01):
if you ever need help with it, I would be
more than happy to you made me super shy because
you were so gorgeous. I should have given you my
number or asked, but I didn't. If you ever, if
you ever see this message me, So, do.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
You want the job or do you want the girl?

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
Yeah? What are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Both the blowjob and the girl? Yeah? But isn't that
like those scenarios like where you have like it must?
I mean it's probably for a company he works for.
But you get like a business card and you're like,
here's my personal number on the back.

Speaker 3 (01:50:34):
I don't give out my personal number on my business card.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Whoops.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
Well, for one, I have a girlfriend, but too, I
don't want taxpayers having my cell phone number.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
I'm just gonna say, like, how long you want like
a job site where like you're like offering to help them.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
No, every house I go to, I leave a business card.

Speaker 1 (01:50:53):
Right, No, I'm I'm just saying like it's a little
bit different when you're taxing them versus like I could
help you with your head and cooling situation. Is there
anything you could like I suppose they could do favors
where you could be like that. Shed's a lot better.

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
Even just through general conversation. Hey, you, my direct office
line is on there. If you ever have any questions
about something, feel free to give me a call.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
All right. Next one, State Fair cattle Barn. Saw you
at saw you a few times on the west end
of the cattle barn. A couple of rows in by
the beef cattle there on eight twenty through eight twenty two.
Blue jeans and a farmer's cap. Could tell you were
I could tell you have a little nice.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Package, grace wetpants.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
We'll like to talk about your animal. Let me know
what what country you're from? So I so I know
it's you. What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
This is where he yells at me for reading over
his back. Could tell you had a really ice package,
not little nice.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
He wanted to He just wanted to add in that one.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Hands start just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
Yeah, I thought you had to read him verbatimbatim for.

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Next one a long time, a little fur baiting recently.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
Shut the fuck up, just baiting, now you know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
Last one, Now you go to a beaber dam, you
can catch a lot of her.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
I bet I could for baiting. Last one cowboy jacks
talk about the same thing. If I was having a
drink by myself looking for a good time. You I
was having a drink by myself, looking for a good time.
You or a slender brunette about late twenties, bought me
a drink and left your numbers so we could hook up.
I ended up leaving with another woman and lost your info.

(01:52:48):
Respond to this post if you still want to hook up,
I'll be there the same I'll be there the same tie,
same clothes, waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
So you got lucky you know you wanted to get
lucky ship back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
I mean why not? You know, I mean, go to
the internet?

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
Fuck it, send it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Why didn't you if you're.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Out on the prowl like that, why didn't you pocket
that number?

Speaker 5 (01:53:19):
No ship?

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
Just what's happening? What's up? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
You driving slappy crazy? He's straighten out the.

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Curb normally before even start.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
Yeah, that's insane. Why do you not like I guess
like one night stands? You're not really okay? I just
uh wow, Well there's that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
I want to say. I got stories, but I don't want.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
To talk about aiden listens to this. We can't share
the book of.

Speaker 2 (01:53:54):
Matthew would not be open for this. I shared already
a book of Matthew store you if you.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Ever do that, you'd have to like write it as
like biblical, although it's nasty, like you're throwing different stones,
you know what I'm saying. All Right, So I have
this interesting thing that I found on the internet. It's
probably the worst fantasy football punishment I've ever seen. And

(01:54:25):
what it boils down to is the loser has to
go to a sperm bank and do a donation, and
they have to check the box at when that child
is eighteen, they have the ability to call them and
talk to them. WHOA, that's that's too far right. You're
messing with people's lives. Even the sperm bank things kind

(01:54:50):
of wild. But whatever, But then you have a child
like contact you later, and imagine when I lose in
fantasy football.

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
You know, imagine you go make your donation.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
Yeah, how did you? How would you start doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
So you.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
Check that box eighteen years from all of a sudden, Hey, Dad,
James is gonna be like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
I probably not gonna live another eighteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:55:20):
But that is the wildest fantas in your In your defense, though,
you and Jada have a relationship where you be like,
I lost a bet I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
What about you? What about you?

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
Well, mine don't work anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Yeah, me either. I mean I could donate and I
honestly me and you could do that fantasy football and
have no repercussions whatsoever. I don't even think about that.
We're snipped. We're shooting blanks.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:55:52):
Okay, So Matt, put yourself in this situation, you lose
the bet, you go make your donation. Two years from now,
you eat missus right and end up settling down finally, Okay, Okay,
you continue on eighteen years later, all of a sudden,
he did, Well, that could be a real potential possible.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
That's where I was going, dude, that's it could happen today.
In the words of Aiden, Yeah from senior Squeak, not
us just kidding. It's a joke. It's all jokes on her.
Everything we say on Beer Belly Sports is our opinions,
and none of it is related to the media source

(01:56:34):
that is Beer Belly Sports Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
So if you are soft, don't be on here.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
If you're soft, you're probably not going to be able
to donate to that bank.

Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
Maybe take a blue.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
Or whatever you need to do. Have a sock. However,
it works for you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:52):
I just watched road Trip the other day.

Speaker 6 (01:56:54):
Yeah, I say sock, and Scott, I say sock and
you're like, hey, I just watched Rogues.

Speaker 4 (01:57:00):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
I was looking at mad. I didn't even hear you
say something to.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Get mad. You're like, road a.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Great movie?

Speaker 3 (01:57:11):
Road Trip?

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
Oh good?

Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
Still good movie.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
It's still good. Oh the cheetah parks? Is that what
you're thinking?

Speaker 3 (01:57:18):
Milk Frosty, what.

Speaker 2 (01:57:21):
Do you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
Cut it off?

Speaker 6 (01:57:24):
Hey you're boner?

Speaker 3 (01:57:25):
Did you kill a cheetah?

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
Oh shit, that's fun? Oh shit? Times getting tight? Let's
get it, Let's get it rolling?

Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
Alright? Okay, oh yeah, go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
Angler reels in first documented orange shark off of Costa Rica. Interesting,
I mean, how far we're twenty twenty five? How are
we just finding out these animals? A man fishing off
in the waters off the coast of Costa Rica reeled
in and unusual catch the first documented orange shark. Garvin
Watson reeled in this six foot six inch nurse shark

(01:58:02):
while casting his line near Targoga nailed it. Whatever? Fuck it?

Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
National Park? In August of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:58:12):
Why is it only making the news now a year.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
I know, I look at I always look at it.
It's relevant at the time. Like if you look up
here August twenty eighth, twenty twenty five, orange sharks are
out there, so look out, you know what. It's probably
like a bad thing for them, because if they're trying
to eat something that you're probably spotted fairly early.

Speaker 6 (01:58:30):
This one's for all of US iPhone users, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
iPhone users are stunned to discover strange design quirk in
alarm clock app by used by millions. Interesting for anyone
who's ever set an alarm on the iPhone, the process
seems straightforward. The time picker, the rotating wheel of numbers yep,
gives the impression of an endless loop of hours that
users can scroll. However, a user on x shattered this

(01:58:55):
long held assumption by revealing the alarm time picker is
truly isn't true circular at all. Instead, it's extremely long line.
You can scroll to an end. Yeah, So what are
you saying is everybody else thinks it's like you just
just get yeah, he wrote, No, you can go to
the end if you watch the video, like he gets

(01:59:15):
like four o'clock and it's I guess I've never cared
that much to go that far into it, But when
you know you have too much free time, I woulda
I'm gonna keep scrolling this.

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
Hey, you can test it out since you're still on vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:59:27):
Yeah, just that's what I'm gonna do tomorrow. I got
a new goal.

Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
What are you doing scrolling the time?

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
Yeah, she's there with me. We're gonna scroll time together.

Speaker 8 (01:59:38):
If we could scroll back time time traveler interrogated over
a mysterious white powder found in her carry on, but
airport security is done after they learning what it really is.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
A New York woman says she stopped buying airport officials
because her powdered lubricant was mistaken for a dangerous illegal
substance powder. Lana Madison, twenty nine, was allegedly interrogated alongside
her boyfriend at an airport in New Mexico City, saying
security was perplexed by the white powder. Several of them

(02:00:13):
huddled around, taking pictures and trying to figure out what
it was and why we had it, Madison declared in
an interviewed with jam Press. They were completely confused. They
took us aside for thirty minutes, the model further recalled
I thought they were overreacting and needed to calm down.

(02:00:34):
While Madison doesn't speak Spanish, her boyfriend was able to
translate some things and was forced to act out what
the substance was used for go on. The funny part
was when he actually made a fingers in the air
gesture to demonstrate how it can be used. Yeah, apparently
you put water on this white substance and then it

(02:00:56):
becomes lube. This one is it's kind of a misconnection.
I found this one after I made the news. I
figured i'd throw it in there. I flirted with a
sexy passenger on a plane, but what she did when
we landed left me baffled. The thirty one year old
man claims he boarded in group B five, which gave
him a good selection of seats. Some airlines use an

(02:01:19):
open seating system, where passengers select a boarding group and
board in a specific order to pick up to pick
their seats, the man chose a seat in the emergency
row with two seats and plenty of space. As a
boarding process wrapped up, a gorgeous woman asked to sit
next to him. He agreed, not thinking much of it
until their conversation took a turn. This woman was super fluty,

(02:01:42):
had no wedding ring, and from what I could see,
it looked like she was alone when boarding, he noted,
I assumed she was single. The two began chatting about
their plans. She said she was heading to Los Angeles
to visit friends while he was on a work trip.
Things escalated quickly. At one point, she got super handsy
and even ended up placing her leg over mine and

(02:02:03):
moved the arm rest between us to get closer. They
exchanged numbers, discovered they were staying at the same hotel,
and made plans to meet up for drinks that evening.
I had feeling things were going to get spicy, A
man admitted icy. But after what seemed like the perfect
flight in flight connection, things took a sudden turn. When

(02:02:26):
we landed, this woman quickly unbuckled her seatbelt and set
her goodbyes and made sure that she was one of
the first people off the plane, which I thought was odd,
he said, But moments later his hopes for a flight
fling crashed. After I walked down the ramp, to my surprise,
I saw her, except this time she had a wedding
ring on.

Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
Oh fuck the old switcherooms cold blooded do if you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
I mean literally, if I mean unless he goes, hey,
I'm at the Hampton Inn and then she goes, yeah,
me too. What if they wore at the same like
a forgetting Sarah Marshall thing where they're both at the
same hotel.

Speaker 3 (02:03:03):
I heard a woman crying upstairs.

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
You're on the top floor too, You're on the top
all right, this one's for your map, all right? Do
you think you can beat this?

Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
And Idaho man takes ninety six wet sponge hits to
the face in one minute.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
How fast are they coming at me?

Speaker 1 (02:03:24):
It's about a four foot I'd say about four foot
and he just went winging them. Oh yeah, no, they're
throwing these wet sponges at it.

Speaker 3 (02:03:35):
I pictured like a slat.

Speaker 2 (02:03:36):
No, no, I want to see the video from here.

Speaker 6 (02:03:40):
If it's oh you you've done worse than that in
your life.

Speaker 1 (02:03:45):
I don't hear that I have though, I know. Anyways,
how many wet sponges do you think you could take?

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
The I'll probably take maybe about five.

Speaker 1 (02:03:54):
That's not what you said.

Speaker 3 (02:03:55):
And he starts getting pissed off.

Speaker 2 (02:03:56):
I get pissedy. No way, not mean, I would never.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
I went to a spa for a Brazilian wax, but
I was shocked by what the worker was wearing the way, oh,
son of a bitch.

Speaker 6 (02:04:10):
There, shocked by what the worker was wearing.

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
A New York woman says she was shocked by what
her aesthetic a stician, a sthetistician, esthetician. Well, we're both
not really great on that one brought into the room
when she went in for a Brazilian wax. The influencer
Anicia Navarro shared her unsettling story in a now TikTok

(02:04:38):
viral video. The Big Apple resident explained that she went
into a European wax center in Manhattan for a routine
procedure before vacation, when she noticed that the waxer was
wearing a pair of metal ray band smart glasses.

Speaker 3 (02:04:57):
Those record videos.

Speaker 6 (02:04:59):
It's everything. Dude, A parent, No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:05:05):
How did you know what they did?

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
He probably?

Speaker 1 (02:05:08):
I asked, no, no at all?

Speaker 2 (02:05:11):
A right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
Honestly, this is a it's a hard story here. The
Houston Hideous digital model reveals what influencers could look like
in twenty fifty. Her lifestyle has left its Mark, Let's see,
that's what they think they look like. That's because of
the looking down at your phone constantly and constantly back

(02:05:36):
up that that's where it starts. That's how it.

Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
Look at the fingers too, gross.

Speaker 3 (02:05:47):
Kind of like alien fingers. The whole person looks kind
of alien like.

Speaker 1 (02:05:55):
I mean, would you swipe right or left?

Speaker 2 (02:05:59):
That's at from the but for now, for now, run
out an option. You go through the whole list. You're
baby the second time, right, Matt from the.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
Mermaid damn it? See nobody else is looking at this.

Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
I don't know what you're reading. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (02:06:14):
I know one of these these comments commenting on a
man who I'm waiting for the door knock.

Speaker 6 (02:06:21):
Oh, she covers two thirds of the earth. Mermaids are
breeding them.

Speaker 2 (02:06:26):
Okay, I mean I assume the octopus, yeah, octopus or
the shark, oh, the orange ash?

Speaker 1 (02:06:33):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (02:06:35):
Justin Justin said he left baby batter all over the place.
Where's this phone call?

Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
I bet he did.

Speaker 1 (02:06:41):
It's gonna happen when they turn eighteen. Well that's it.
Do you want to do the name game or done?

Speaker 2 (02:06:49):
What do you do the name game?

Speaker 3 (02:06:50):
Justin wants snow wins the next live show. No idea
yet at at a minimum NFL Draft, So.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
In April, now it will be the NFL postseason. Oh
so in January, January, February January, so got time?

Speaker 1 (02:07:10):
I thought we were in talks with the Silver Creek.

Speaker 2 (02:07:12):
All that too, the Silver Creek one too. So we
got to figure out time and when and viability for everybody.
So all right, god damn, all right, Brus explained this
game to us, And what does it do? All you
messed up your headphones?

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Oh way, okay, never mind. Now I have never never
wore Dustin's headset before.

Speaker 3 (02:07:43):
The community headphone.

Speaker 2 (02:07:44):
Ye, they're really not.

Speaker 1 (02:07:45):
I'm gonna say a series of names, and you're gonna
have to figure out what I'm talking about. It's up
to you to decipher what I'm putting out. Edgar Frog,
Michael Emerson, Sam Emerson, and just one name, David, and

(02:08:15):
then I will go through the actors names next. I
don't even know, all right, Corey Feldman, Jason Patrick, Corey
Haim and Keefer, Sutherland.

Speaker 3 (02:08:35):
Scott h the other.

Speaker 1 (02:08:40):
The other boys incorrect, very close but incorrect.

Speaker 2 (02:08:48):
Matt, the Outside Boys also incorrect.

Speaker 3 (02:08:52):
Well, the Outsiders is Emilio Estevez.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
And this is The Lost Boys.

Speaker 2 (02:09:01):
That's what it was.

Speaker 3 (02:09:06):
That's close it was.

Speaker 1 (02:09:09):
He said, The Boys. I was like, damn it, not
quite great crit right, all right, Dustin would have got
that one.

Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
You would have crushed it. Now he doesn't really watch
a lot of movies.

Speaker 1 (02:09:20):
He doesn't watch movies though, uh Rita, Joe Bowers, Freedo, Pendeja,
Dwayne Elazano, Mountain, Drew Herbert Camancho.

Speaker 2 (02:09:40):
Fuck, no idea.

Speaker 1 (02:09:42):
Here's the actors names Maya, Rudolph Luke Wilson, Dax Shepherd
and Terry Crews, Matt White, Girls Negative, Dwayne the Mountain,
Drew Herbert Camacho.

Speaker 2 (02:10:05):
Oh shit, I know it is now Yeah, fuck what
a movie? And it's really now, what's gonna be real?

Speaker 5 (02:10:14):
He shortly.

Speaker 1 (02:10:16):
They did not put his title in this, so that
is why I did not put that in there.

Speaker 2 (02:10:20):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:22):
Fuck Christ what a movie.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Nope, it's not The Passionate.

Speaker 3 (02:10:26):
Bridesmaids. I don't know say what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:10:30):
Yeah, we both Lostocracy.

Speaker 3 (02:10:32):
I've never seen that movie.

Speaker 1 (02:10:34):
You need to Idiocracy.

Speaker 2 (02:10:35):
Idiocracy.

Speaker 1 (02:10:37):
All right, here's the last one. Nadine Ashley, Alma, Patricia Denise,
Barbara Dorothy Eleanor, Scott wives of President's negative. That might

(02:11:03):
be true, but that's not what I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (02:11:08):
I know, I'm gonna go at the names with the.

Speaker 1 (02:11:13):
There is no this is just the names.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
No, Nadine, Ashley, Alma, Patricia, Denise, Barbara, Dorothy Eleanor.

Speaker 2 (02:11:25):
Oh it's a fucking song. No it's not Ah Denise.

Speaker 1 (02:11:32):
Eleanor.

Speaker 3 (02:11:34):
I don't know, gone in sixty seconds. The car's on
gone in sixty second, that is correct. Eleanor was the Mustang.

Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
YEP, that's goods.

Speaker 1 (02:11:44):
I came up with that. I was riding around with
Rick and he's like, oh, there's Barbara, and I'm like,
what the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:11:50):
He's like, what a sixty seven Shelby Yep, gun metal
gray with black.

Speaker 1 (02:11:56):
Jada got it. Jada got it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:02):
Scot free through Monday through Sunday. All right, Well it
depends what everybody else is.

Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
Well, I mean one of the Wednesdays were always free.

Speaker 2 (02:12:09):
Yeah, that's true, not for everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:12:11):
I mean most Wednesdays we're doing this on a Wednesday, correct,
we just have to go out to Chevlin.

Speaker 2 (02:12:16):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 1 (02:12:18):
And Joe Mayer said it's already okay. If we do perfect,
we just won't get the free ship like we do
it now we can.

Speaker 2 (02:12:24):
That's fine, all right, so let's send. Let's send today's
show today shows being or no, what do we what
do we learn?

Speaker 3 (02:12:36):
There's some fucked up fantasy football punishments.

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
Yeah, no ship, right. I guess I didn't know Coach
BOLTI was from Iowa. I did not know that.

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I learned that that we were all of us were
talking about the TV show Coach and he was doing
that earlier today as well too.

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That was very because he did the Freudian slip. He
said Aiden Fox instead of Aiden Fry because me and
Matt like you said fuck we like and then you know,
it's like waiting for it, waiting for it. Then he
said something else. It's like, all right then my brain,
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The opera to the opera.

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They are soup seas soup season as well.

Speaker 1 (02:14:09):
To sup at somebody that might.

Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
That might might in trouble. Yeah, broccol cheese, you gotta
get them again, all right, So thank you to everybody listening. Yeah,
Coach BOLTI from Amang State was on the show recorded earlier.
We're going to want to post in private later on
tomorrow morning. Uh, the audio is a little interesting, so
I have to go back and try to fix it.
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Here we go in this ship show a day to
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on site. Engineer Ozon was all of us. In the
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