January 29, 2025 • 66 mins
Welcome a brand new show on the BBSRN, it's called "Cold Open". Our very own Dustin Patton and Bruce Legg have thier own show now. Sit back and enjoy this pilot episode.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Wear again in all kinds of the weather.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We can have a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm prior to Adam Sandler knowing what Adam Sandler dressed like,
and I dressed like Adam Sandler, Like I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Look at my clothes, A Bruce, I am the Bruce.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Ye see. Jane's like, you dress a lot like Adam Sandler,
Like what do you mean? And then she started showing
me pictures. It's like, oh, yeah, shirt, I wear a
purple shirt with some red shorts. What is that? I
don't wear long socks until today. It's cold.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So what if it's winter and I'm wearing shorts?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yah wan?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean we all wish we a Yes, No, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That was kind of funny when it was the Golden
Globes of Glazier to her Sandler, I just I saw
the thing on the old Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Would you Glazer Adam Sandler?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I would? Yeah, I would both Sandler before Glazer. No problem, easily.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
J Yeah, I'll think of him too, Jason, No, not him.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
He's reporting false news about chaos. Oh sorry, that's sports.
My bad.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He was terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah yeah, he was short big news. Yeah how much? Okay,
how much do you think a guy puts into haircare
with a bald head to make it look that shiny?
You know it's gotta be a turtle axe. You think
it's just straight up, straight up, word to god. You
think that honestly, you think that it's like, yeah, there's
(02:04):
a buffer, Yeah, sounding Michael or Bruce Buffer. That's fucking
wadies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Let's get my buffery on.
The jay lads as just sitting there and you guysn't
have to sit there because he's short, just standing there,
and then the rest of them are just buffing away
(02:24):
with turtle wax.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Potentially there's white stuff on your legs.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Cocaine, it is. I wish what a little booger sugar
be nice? Right now? Can I write down show titles? No?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay? Wing it?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Fuck it? We wing it? Should I write down show
titles as well? Get out of there, Go on, get
get those shorts? Oh they're they say, Okay, it's the
the shading. They look like. Honestly, from here, look if
you can see it, it looks like they're like, uh, multi,
(03:01):
what's two toned? Two toned shorts? But now that you
move your leg it's I get it. There's the under
the bar and above the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yep. For people who don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Here there's under the bar, and then I think under.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
The bar A couple of times you've been over the bar.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I danced on a bar.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I know the whole town knows.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, you don't know that. Yeah, how do you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We saw the video.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I didn't dance on ale.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I stood up on a bar stool or a bar bench.
Mind you mind you there was no bar?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You finger pointed, Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I did some finger pointing.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, you did some fingerpoint That means whenever.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You do that, though, like that's you get other people
thinking that that he's talking to me, so then they
get excited about it. It's like if you see me,
I just keep.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Pointing right the franchise of.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, No, it's just I'm an idiot. That's the whole point.
I threw a fancy word around it. How did how
did the ladies do the games that you called owen nineteen?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You know how the County trit one in two?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Not anymore? No, they're like one kneecap to cap. You
and Dan Campbell just biting on them suckers and you
think that's what it means medio collateral Dan Campbell linkament
maybe potentially could be potentially check that out. I don't know.
(04:37):
I'm not going to. I'll take your word for it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You take my word for it. Good, Yeah you should.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I don't think I do, though, But you just said
you would. I lied.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You know. You looked at me straight, I know, and
you were.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Like you ever regretted something? Moment? I regret it. I
regretted whatever you want to put your rs. I immediately
thought it's a terrible idea.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Regrets have had a few.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, yeah, man, sludy man.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What Sean Connery is here?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Sean Connery?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What is he gonna do?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What's he gonna do about it?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Sells Coke, He's nice. That sounds like a very I
love it when he comes.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That went to mo Ahla.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
The bartender.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, most most Salmon. I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
Ah Now, I gotta look what to make sure that's
what his name is, mo Most His lack is his name?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh, that's what you went further? Nobody cares?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Thanks Trump? That was yes, only what.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Kind of Trump are you listen to? That's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Be do he cares dark and dirty one whoa go farther?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Describe more of the dark and dirty trout, describe more,
talk more about that, Come on, give us that character.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yes, Jeffrey, tell us more.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's kind of the opposite of what this is.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm gonna be over here.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Are we are? This is the show?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, we've been going about six minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Are we doing this show?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
No, it's cold open.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We're gonna cold open this show.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Open the cold open.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay, honestly, I've been cold opening my whole That.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Should just be the name of the show. Cold open.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh cold I love cold pizza. Cold open.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, cold open, you're now cold open.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We've been dubbed, You've been knighted, We've been dubbed.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Calm down, Campbell.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Wait, we've been dubbed.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I'm not saying that it's not gonna be the best,
but I was.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I was dubbed a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, that's that's never forget never get hashtag. You ever
been watching other people do that? You can't do. Those
kids reading didn't understand it?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
When you found up on nine to eleven? The kids
were reading in Florida.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh okay, I thought you were going somewhere else about this.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I just got everybody knew that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What did that was a big snort with your nose.
You brought him both up.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah. So I've got a theme.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
So let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You want to see it's the cold open that never ends. Yes,
it goes on and on. My friends, there we go.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Do you want to sing it?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Should we?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Okay, you gotta give me like a little more breakdown
hold open than never end? Yeah, yeah, yeah, petty break.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, we'll well, we'll have to do it. Uh we
should record it.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, and then prior then yeah, jam it in there?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, like through a mail slot is fucking.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Jamm it is how you be a male man.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But I don't she would be part of the show,
going to be on the show? Yeah, hold literally hit
recorded about so I left for like seventeen minutes out
for that's cool. You're getting a drink, I said, I said,
a hip record what hockey does in the morning that
disappears for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
He goes to the bathroom and gets coffee. Ye see
you later.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's kind of one of my favorite parts. So it
was like what he's talking and like you hear weird,
you would never do that. Jam that thing in your
fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You pull it farther back, pull it back in.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Out said back.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Say, okay, should we give a little bit of an
idea about what the show is. This is not this
is not beer belly sports. This is under the this
is going to be called from the belly before. But
we just I think we just decided it's cold open
with Bruce and Dustin. Also engineered and directed by Matthew.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
John Geffrey's right to say, Angelica, Angelica, I figured this
time I would give you your property, you.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Know so, So tell us a little bit more about
the show. What is it detailed and expect we.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Have Well, we have two rules. Don't talk about fight
club and don't talk about sports. This is the fun,
the fun run right. Yes, they're going to talk about
life things. We're going to talk about movies.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
TV said, movies. In the movies, my nipples are always hard.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, dude. You looked right at
him every way I heard I heard. Do you remember
remember you remember you remember a.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Rock band group that we had that was called the Movies.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
That was true.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I remember the restaurant called movies.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
We had terrible movie.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It wasn't It wasn't the movies. It was was okay,
it's okay.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
First first one obvious, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That was the movies and we were Love Stains.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I Love Stains is my favorite. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The movies was uh Nate's idea that the spin off one.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, but the Love Stains was our og.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That was the o G.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Much like people are going to see on TikTok when
the garage door opens and there's older men playing rock band.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That was us.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That is the lead singer I was. I was playing
guitar and it was pounding them drums and we did
this for hours on hours on hours.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Mean tambourine because you just hit the microphone.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, and sometimes you know what, some of the band
members can show up. We did a duo. Yeah, we
would just sing. You know you ever heard Norman greenbaumb Norman?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I heard of the name Beard in this guy?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh keep going now yeah I was almost there, yeah,
almost keep going?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What else? Dude?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I love the wood markets. Wood Markets nervous or like
he doesn't want to talk it's either his phone if
he doesn't have his phone readily by it's like he
looks at his watch like he's gonna learn something.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Linked did give me something, so I had to check
it out.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's been on there for Tuesday. Ye see, now I
know I'm getting played on Wednesdays. He's not bored. He
just like knows that, like don't kind of paying attention.
He's like Bruce, always trying to He's gonna raise the
wrong wrist for the seventeenth time. Oh yeah, that's sad story, sad.
(12:17):
Really all right, I want to ask you something. I
think that you probably are more in touch this than
I am. Fee Dustin, do you know the albums of
your favorite bands? Like do you know like Hysteria or
like what the names of like these? Like listening to
(12:38):
Corey today, he's like, oh, that's whatever album from Rage
and and then he talks about this and like my
brother is one that, Oh that's Hysteria or like they
know the names of the albums where I almost don't
all my favorite songs outside of Home Sweet Home, which
is Theater of Pain, I don't really know. Are you
(13:02):
one of them? Do you know the names? What I'm
getting I do for the most part. Can you name
a couple?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I mean, do you want me to just go down
the whole Pearl Jam catalog?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Well okay, well like Nirvana.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I like their.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Their second album, I mean, not not for that, No,
it's in utero Pearl Jam. Their first album was ten,
which that's not my favorite, but I liked Versus and Vitology.
And then in ninety nine when I graduated, Yield was big.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What was the song that was at everybody's graduation that time?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh, that would have been That was Green Day, right, yes? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And that was Time of Your Life, yes, which was
off of their what there were just black and white?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It was there was like two.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I know Dukey, like I know Duke.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, actually I got that one for Christmas. Yeah, in
your Pants, Yes, Michelle gave me Dukie for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Pants. No.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's funny because I was over at her house. I
think I told this story a couple of weeks ago
on here, but I on the other show. But I
was over at her house and She's like, you didn't
even listen to your new record yet, and I'm like,
I have a new record. It came after Christmas and
I'm like, I have a new record. She does, Oh ship,
See I told you your pants you got.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's good, you got dukie done. I mean it's probably
better though you unwrap it and you listen to it
instead of cleaning it up.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And just went in a totally different direction.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But it's I never I don't I next to never know.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Like r Em monster, there would be another one, see I.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I probably have like some of those songs on my playlist.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Would not know the album Jason Isabel Southeastern weather Vans
his newest, his newest one. He's got another one coming
out pretty soon. But but yeah, no, I'm a I'm
an album guy. I like that's kind of trying to
figure like you would know.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Like Corey was like talking about like, you know, oh
this album and that album, and I was thinking, I'm like, man,
I outside a feature of painful like Home, Sweet Home.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I have a lot of I do.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
My favorite song is Little Willy by the Sweet. Couldn't
tell you what the album.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Was, you know, like I I.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Is the first one? Oh yeah, yeah, I tell yeah,
you know it's weird a Pearl jam there, like I
think it was like their sixth album was called Pearl jam,
but everybody calls that the Avocado album.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Okay. Another thing about music, too, I want to talk
with you, is a like, how good are the bands
that get six, seven eight albums out? Because, like you know,
Hockey says, or any musician says, is you have your
whole life to write your first and then the bands
that are able to do the one and then continue
on like with the pressure of getting one out at first,
(16:13):
it probably what a year, year and a half and
are able to put bangers enough where like they sell
to where they get a little more time to like
write a you know, because it's like one of my
favorite bands is Offspring. I think they had two, Yeah,
they had two, and then it's kind of in disparity,
you know.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think it all depends if they write their own
stuff or not, because like country people, they can put
out it seems like the country albums that are the
country artists that don't write their own stuff, they can
put out, yeah, album after album after album. Like George
Straight great, great, and he's not his own right, he
doesn't write anything. Yeah, he doesn't write anything. He just
he has a freaking ear for music and anything.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I can make that work.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
But but like pro back to Program. Their first three
albums came out in like four years, but now they
come out every five eight years. And I think it's
just and it all depends if they're if they're still good,
is if they can adapt to like they grew. They
grew with their fans. You can't put out the same crap.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Remember, like Metallica, Load Reload, Yep, it didn't hit well
with the Metallica group. I liked it. I liked it.
I liked it, but not like my brother, this is terrible.
I'm like, that's not that bad. She's like they cut
their hair. I'm like, doesn't everything to do with their
their music?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And I don't want to hear the same crap over
and over again. Yeah, I don't want to hear if
you know what you put out. If like if Nirvana
was still around putting out their first album, I wouldn't
like it, right, Like, like I've heard that. Tell me,
tell me where you are in your life now?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Honestly, Like my dad is like the only person that
I've ever rode with on a trip didn't listen to music.
He spent his life in a tractor right, so like
he goes Bruce Son every song is the same. He
hated Johnny Cash. He goes, every one of them sound
the same. But all he did was listen to music
for nineteen hours a day, slap five bam, back of
(18:14):
the director. So he did not like listening to music.
And it's like, dude, who else doesn't like music other
than my dad? Dude. It's like I wrote with him
and it's like, hey, man, can I can I turn
on some music? He's like, you need to, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's like there's a little truth of the Johnny Cash thing.
And I love Johnny Cash. Yeah, but every song is like.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But he was like, dude, every song is the same. Yeah,
every song. Yeah, it's like, no matter what, there's the same.
And he's probably right. He's probably right. I'm just naive
to not believe him. But it's like we're driving the car,
like he picks me up and I'm like, you get
in the car and it's like, you don't have any
music playing.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He's like, no, well, how many blues songs? If you
think about how many blue songs are baron.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Aw Okay, So there's like if you did that again, yeah, dude,
there's there's there's so many of them.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
The mouse is on the wheel. He's trying to get
around the malted hops and the bong resident there's there's
a song right there standing in the chet's that who's
that is? That's uh Jethrow Tall. Oh yeah guy girls
with bead and jet. She just made up tones that
(19:27):
I could figure out something.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But yes, I was.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I never knew the album names, like my buddy Tyler
was good at like you would read it, you would
know the album name. Like I think I cared more
about sports, you know, like I know who had more
rebounds they care about it. I like the song just
to care about what the album was, And that was
one of the things that's like some people, it's like
that's more of the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
With music speak rebounds. Hey, buddy, i've been ba.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Doing work. What cook your pizza?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Producing?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Producing? My job doing a switching business is definitely not work.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Switching thongs.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
They said songs. I was like, you might have thos.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I definitely said thongs. He didn't say, no, you don't wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Don't know the name of that album thongs song and the.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Something Dragon Man Something Dragon on the cisco one. The
only reason I even have a shot at that is
because they said it the other day on The Power Show.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's that's one thing we will carry over from Beer
Belly Sports is we'll probably accidentally talk about the Power
Trip all the time. Yeah, I mean, wat watch them
as they go, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I mean they talk about Howard, they talk about Conan.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You know, they have their that's ours, you know, I
listen to our DEMI gods, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
I saw Chris Hockey walking by me, in front of me,
walking by in front of me, boom boom, And I
couldn't say a word. That's like yellows day of him.
Like even my father like goes say his name.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah you didn't just give him the hay Hawk like nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I just saw him, Like I just I said to myself,
that's Chris Hockey. But I said it loud. My son
ed Brentter, like, who's that. I go, It's it's Chris Hockey.
I told you about that today when you went to Winona.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, no, no, I saw him.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No. I try to find that the album.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I saw him in the library, uh, the bookstore at
Winona State. We went down to visit Cayden, and I'm like,
that's Chris Hockey. So I said, hey, Hawk and he
goes hey, man, and then Michelle he knows you. I'm
like no, he's just yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I would have tried.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So I told him on Twitter. I'm like, yeah, my
girlfriend thought that you knew me. He's like, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I would have a I would have tried to double down.
I mean, like, thinking about it later, Bruce in the
moment have been like, no, he doesn't know me. But
then like ten seconds thet be like damn, I wish
I would have said.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yes, I should have been Yeah, you know that stupid
podcast to go to week He.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Listens, Yeah, we yeah, well they do.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
They do.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Bruce has called out a few times.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
It's got a couple.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It's been pretty good timing some of my news, some
of Dustin's what he says, like they say it, yeah,
it's just I mean, we all have the same life,
is right, show prep, show prep. So yeah, they do
the same thing. Yeah, we all live.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
They're just idols.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, and they're just way better at what they do.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, they get paid a lot more.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
They're well, I mean, if you they got paid more.
But honestly, if you listen to their early stuff like
even Corey or whenever, it says am No. I mean
like they were still the power Trip, they were still
on FM, but it was they would have taken they
would have talked sports all time.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Back when Corey was sludge and they were pretty rough
back then.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, and they find their niche. They started making up characters,
which we did almost immediately, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That was pretty funny. This is your beer Belly sports
appreciation chef. We're our own fans.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Here's your pure Snipples leader, long Lopes.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
We got Richard.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Rigard Ridge. Richard Richard Ridge.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I did say Ridge Ridge with a hard D.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Thank you. How long do you think the ridge is?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You know, we measure it out.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
It stopped at three, everybody, you know, because you can't
pull it up that that You've had that tape measure
for way too long.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Let's find out. Give it here. Let me touch the
tape measure. Oh I should have should have not to
look at me? Can I see it?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Can I put my fingers in your alcohol?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You're pregnant?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Shock me? That would be a shock. Jesus. Fuck. Just
your regular twigs and berries down here?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Ship yet that too?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Mandingo, put that away. And I'm talking about the tape measure.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
To be fair. Hold on, My first phone conversation I
had with you two today was you guys were pentciless,
and I cannot confirm nor deny that you weren't, but
you both screamed it across the phone. So, I mean,
everybody's here on pins and needle. We're pants on, we're
pants on.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Dosnt wanted the Pooh Bear today, but we had a
we had to go to public, So.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I wish I was rich enough to poop bear it. Sometimes,
you know, just walk around like nobody's listening.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Well, there was that that thing that was going around
on the line back when COVID was going on, like, oh,
you know, you don't wanna you don't want to wear
your mask. I'm not gonna wear my pants. There was
a Winnie the Pooh that had his mask on, like, oh,
my choice, so we okay.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
So when Winnie Pooh put he didn't even wear a
shirt either.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, he had a shirt on pants.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Well, never wears pants, so you should have wear shirtless too.
His choice?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Hell yeah, yea, his choice.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Poolss No, that's me. Oh sometimes you.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Know shoetless brucell, Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's an underbyte story. Tell us time. I guess Underdog.
It's an Underwe thank you. It's kind of lazy, mostly
on the right side.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Most of mine are over the top, settled helm Maverick.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
No, that's that's Doll. I got that wrong. Stallone.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And then what's his name in that movie? I brought
this up last week Rocky No, No, no, No in
over the Top?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, I don't know he is. Uh, it's Hawk, how Animal, no.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Hot toeing, it's the I know it's it's very ironic.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I brought this up.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's in Over the Top. His name is blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Never seen it, never.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Seen over the Top. Yeah, you're not a movie guy, though,
which we need to get to do. I mean, I
was you haven't seen sand I Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
That's I didn't say.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Okay, I'm not We've been through this. This is a
new news show, new public show. I've not seen it
because I worked at a video store and everybody was
renting it and I.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Randa and I'm like, I'm a little bit like that.
It's like, uh, and I always.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Tell me how great it is, and I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I don't I get that on a level. I get that.
It's like somebody tells me it's too awesome, I'm not
gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And I feel like I missed my window because I'm
older now.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah, but like the time, dude, you work there when
everybody's renting, you could have liked just yeah, I liked.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I liked the Mighty Ducks, and it's it's like the
Baseball Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Really, I like how you try to pawn that off.
You're like, dude, I watched it like you're trying to
get us away from the fact.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Not at all, not at all. I just feel like
I I didn't watch it, and I missed my window,
and now I watch adult movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those
are the movies.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Once you have Condy Last. This is how only Last
watching him?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Why does it matter?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, I can make it all the way through Major League.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
He's dead across him off then.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
No, too soon?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
All right, today I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I mean it like that, but well played. You had
you had to take the bait.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I know, oh master, what.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
This is not be really sports, but it is remarkably similar.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
All right. My next thing is I want to talk
about is how many of the episodes of you watched
the SNL. I only watched the one, and I thought
it was pretty good, and I just haven't got back
to it yet. Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The SNL fifty on Peacock on Peacock the documentary series.
I see there's a new one coming out too, the
music one.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
The music one that's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So the first one was about people trying out. It
was like five minutes or something like that. It was
called which is uh mass record.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Good for you, buddy, you made it five.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
High five that.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Thirty minutes. I'll never do that ever again.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, you should put a plug.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Called that a marathon? Yeah that again, never a marathon.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, it did happen as out gooda oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
See the doctor said you're supposed to pull the block
butt plug out after the block plug.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But well I don't. I didn't need that mind for
me at all, not at all, did it. I know.
I'm just I'm looking at you because I can't look at.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Keep.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
This came for no stop.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
In stereo.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
They got a bunt plugs in stereo.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So why are your hands behind.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Because you plug it, bro, I don't want you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You're plugging, you're plugging hard. Huh and then you wide
Duck did real Hard ducked in pett All right, So.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
The first one, it's the interviews, which is kind of
you know, like going through the scaffoling and all that stuff.
Like j Morgan, I could tell you how to tell jokes.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
That's problematic.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
She was terrible when I saw it happen.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
The impression it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I saw him live and he was terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, you should do it again.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I can tell you how to tell jokes.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And this is our first episode and our last episode.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I'm pretty sure I just produced it, so I don't care.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, that's fine. Anyway, I know it's got your DNA.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
All over like that Socky pulled up the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
So anyway, the first the first episode was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I liked.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
My favorite part was like the seeing the people that
didn't make the show that yeah, having hard and there
was Stephen Colbert, some other people that had tried out
and didn't make it, and seeing the you know, on
some of the old SNL DVDs you got to see
(31:15):
the tryouts and see you know what they on the
extras on the DVD. They would show like Will Ferrells
was phenomenal, phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
He did different characters.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Is that the cat one? He did the cat one?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Of course he did hair carry and uh.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Did you see your dopa ganger? Bobby was on There's
no way.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, who said that him?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Now? Bobby minehan jesus.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I went from. I went from I got called when
I was younger, people called me a Baldwin all the time.
The hair I don't look like anymore. But but I
don't think i'm quite Bobby moynihan.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
He's got curly hair. Man doesn't come on and he
doesn't have green. Hey, one picture because they're just sitting
there on your phone. Show me one picture that you
think looks like dustin.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
When I make it, I do not. When I make
a joke, my eyes dart like his do. And I
think that's what he's seeing.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
So I'm giving him grandpa and your uncle. You're the
drunk uncle.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
The drunk uncle. Yes, that was just making Now you're
just you're the grandpa. Now you're just calling me an alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah, I would never.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I just I'm fine with it. I mean, thank you,
doctor Ruth.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I watched the first episode, and I would go more
bald with the but he had curly.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Hair and I'm just giving you ship. I don't care
make fun of me. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You can take fun of me all the time. I
don't care. That's what that's what we're kind of a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
See.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, but no, I love it. I love it when
that's the best part of the show, when you like
when we get each other to like that point, yeah,
and then we're like, oh, we don't want to punch
you in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I like how you struck the mouth there mouth.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, no, oh, yeah, that one looks like me for sure.
Twenty years ago, seven thousand chins, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, that one.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, when I don't come my hair for a month
and I don't shave, and.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I do like his pubes take over his face.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I agree to disagree on that one. I don't know,
but you do.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Look.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I said the same thing too, though.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
What does he look like from Clerks?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, Dante. When I was younger, I totally looked.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah, when I tried not to give any blow jobs
the parking lot, they're back here.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You don't understand.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
You don't understand Dick's that movie was because I looked
like him, and I swear to God, I had. I
worked in the video store and I had a old
friend that was I know.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I watched it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I cried when I watched it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I cried.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'm like Hockey, who's been reading my fucking diary?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
So you gotta talk to Kevin Smith.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, yeah, Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, you know, outside of the heart problems.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Well, oh, I hope, we hope you.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Be part of the Bears not bears.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I was saying recognized, but I was also relating to myself.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
You guys, you guys talk about yourself. I defibrillate myself.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Talks about yourself.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Just a mild hearted dad. Just hold on a minute.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
It's lucky number twelve there, Bob.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
A Baker's dozen.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So what thirteen?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Outside of the first one? What else do we have
to look at?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, so the second one is about the writers, and
that is, uh, unless you're super interested in the writing process, which.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
But who are the who are the ones that write it?
It's like a lot of people out there.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
It's like Myers Rights, Seth Seth Myers was a writer, so.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Some of the actors are also.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, a lot of people that were in like the
the people that wrote the musical shorts and stuff like that.
They were all writers most of the time.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Who's the.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Destroy Lonely Island? Like they were all they were all writers.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Really, yeah, I love them. I saw there was like
a joke that it was eminem and Island and I
was all. I was like, I would go watch eminem
and Lonely Island. Conan, Yeah, the skinny John he is
(35:50):
now a comedian. He was a writer John, Yes, yep,
there was. But they, like some of them on the
first episode said that they were writers, Like even David Spade,
it's terrible. He goes, I'm terrible, right.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
They hired him as a writer and then they started
putting him in sketches, so he hasn't he had he
was in a ton of sketches. Actually, if you look
at his career, he wasn't in a ton of sketches.
He was very like rarely placed. But so that one
was great. The just seeing what they go through. They
literally work. If they have one day off, they have
(36:24):
Sunday off, and then they they bring in, they have
a meeting, they bring in somebody that's going to host
the next week. They all get together, they do they
have ideas for this person they asked this person what
they can do? Can you sing?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Can you dance?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Can you do this?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Can you do that?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And they all get together and they have brainstorms. They
go and they have like table reads for everything. They
The table reads sometimes go five, six, seven hours.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, I thought they were like they're working like fourteen
hours a day.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, it's insane sleeping in there.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
It's it's cool. I mean, if you're that passionate about it, man.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I told my I was texting with my sister the
other night and I said, I said, I want when
I grew up, When I grew up, I wanted to
be told her, I'm like, I wanted to be on
SNL and I wanted to be I said, I wanted
to be a writer for SNL. I said, if I
was in skits, that would be great, but I always
wanted to be an SNL writer. And she's like, you're insane.
(37:18):
I'm like, yeah, watching that, Yeah, I am insane because
there's no way you would have known.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
I think you would have, dude, if you would have
taken the plunge. And even like Lauren Michael said, it's
about three years before like you get it. Yeah, you know,
it's like uh, so and so was like, dude, my
first two sketches made it. I didn't make another one
for two. Pete Davidson goes cut me.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh he was great on that too.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah yeah, but the first thing, Yeah, he's like get
rid of me. He's like, calm down. It takes three years.
So like there's something in the talent they see in
you where they're like, you're gonna be good. And to
be completely honest, I don't think David Pete Davidson was
that great on there. Yeah. I think Lauren Michael's is.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Like I think he was doing a little bit of
a favor, yeah, because he knew his back Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
But there's some people he had to do the yeat
skirt thing skirt Yeah, that that cracks me up.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
There's some people there and.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Then there's like the picture on the w NBA where
it's like Kim Kardashian's in front and it's not him,
but the girl kind of looks like Pete Davidson, like,
come on, Pete Davidson, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
No, it's fine. There's uh there's some people though that
they go in there for tryouts and they've already got
the show which they've been name dropping. Yeah, like uh
Sidekis he was a call in, like his uncle called
him in. Uh, George went from Cheers, which is crazy.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
There's a couple other ones I remember on the first
but like some of them, like you're apparently doppel ganger,
Bobby moynahan had to do like three run through.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Oh even uh.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Lamberg remember that the mind fuck with hater on the
first one. Hey, you and Sandberg are coming up here.
We're hiring you. We're gonna hire him. He doesn't know yet. Yeah,
it's like, why would you even say that to me? Hey,
you're so good though, what's.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
The guy's been on there for like twenty years? Keenan
He tried out like four or five times ye for
that show and he find so. But should we skip
ahead to the next one? There's like there's four episodes.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, go ahead, Okay, this is on you. I only
have this.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I don't really have anything else, so I won't go too.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Much into the third episode, but I'll just the third
episode is my favorite of the four. It is an
entire hour and twenty minute or so documented. Because they're
all separate documentaries, they make it sound like it's a series,
but they're all separate documentaries. The third one is all
about the cow bell sketch, all about it. It is spectacular,
(39:50):
and you learn about who it was written for in
the first place. You learn about like the band, the
real band, and they're reaction action to it, and there
their argument. There's actually an argument about who was the
person that played the cow bell in the real song,
because yeah, it is. It is phenomenal. It is my
(40:13):
by far, my favorite. Will Ferrell's on it a lot.
Haven't seen he actually came up with it. I haven't
seen it.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yet, but I also have seen other interviews with Christopher Walking.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, he does hate it because people walk up to
him and they're like and he's like, why, why.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
See your dog?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
But like Jimmy Fallon was brand new that year, Chris
Parnell was, uh yeah, somewhere in there. I believe those
two were. It was like the the first or second
show of the season, like the and it was the
like right after the intro of the show, so it
(40:57):
was like how how it started their career?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Fifty do you guys actually watch it?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Is a fifth yeahs twenty fifth anniversary of that skit.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, but I mean, now it's fifty years right, yep.
Do you guys watch it on Saturday night? I don't
even watch it anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I don't watch it on Saturday night. But if it's
somebody good, I go back and watch it. Like Chappelle
he did it last week. I didn't. I didn't watch it.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
The only thing that I heard about that is from
the Power Trip is Dave Chappelle going never got invited
to Dinny parties. Apparently I'm too ugly. I when I
heard that, I laughed, and then Corey and Hawker laughing
because it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
He made that joke too about how like last time
Trump got elected, he was like the first show after
and he's like they asked him to.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Do it again.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
This was like, no, no, no, But what's the one
close to January sixth? And then I'll just do a
quick one about the last one? The fourth one? Or yeah,
well no, there was FOURD Star Wars, and I don't
know if this new one that's coming out is part
(42:04):
of it. Is they're gonna put it on there.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I don't think it is. I think it's the four
because there's a there's the music one and then there's
another one.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh okay, so, but they might be putting them all
in order, like because they're all separate documentaries. But but
the fourth one I watched was about the the Weird
they call it the Weird Season, and it's about season
eleven where they had they let go a ton of people.
It was and then it was the first year that
that uh, what's the name of the producer?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
LORDE.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Michael's came back. He was gone for a while.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I don't say anything. I want to throw you off.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Are those hold on? Are those fudge rounds? Yep? What
are those you don't want to talk about? No? One
of those little candy do?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I look again?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
What are those little candies you don't want to talk about?
With a little chocolate? You know what I'm saying. It's
like it's like the the the Gram.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
I'm gonna swipe the phone with my nose, don't quit it.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
But we're calling it a nose now, we're calling it
a nose now.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
No, I mean, all right, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
So the but anyway, the fourth episode is about season eleven.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Uh he can't. Uh, Lauren came back.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Lauren came back, and uh, he just hired new people.
He hired Michael McKeon, what's his name from? Oh, John
Lovis was new that year. Robert Downey Junior, he lasted,
(43:40):
didn't even last a whole year. There was a bunch
of them from that year that we're on there for
like one year. It was. They called it the weird
year because they hired a bunch of people that were
already a stab oh uh shooters full guy Quaid Randy
Quaid was on there backwards. Yeah, thank you, dude.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
I would have not got unless you would have went
pull this place into a parking lot. It's the only question.
Or unless he's going into this.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
One of them on there that were just one year
and done there and they were like established people watching
some of the.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
New ones though, like do you think it's the magic
still there? I don't know, maybe just I think maybe
I've gotten old. But some of it seems like to me,
like I watched one the other day and it was like,
this is effing terrible. And to be fair, I didn't
watch it, like I didn't watch it religiously like some people,
(44:35):
you know, so like maybe that's just par for the course.
There's some bad sketches that it's like we just don't
talk about like you got a filler and then there's
two or three bangers in there, you know, some of
the actors, like who's the one that does a Will Smith?
He's gone now, right.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
For like years?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Really, yeah, it's been a long time fifteen it's been
a long time.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I should have met you. Wish I had a dope
beat to say a long time roll Damn, I do
like I do enjoy the Weekend update though. Yes, they're
they're that's where that's where the head turners are. Yeah,
they brought a head Arlette. He's the head writer, uh
chair Jost.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I think both of them are like, uh, I imagine
co yep, because that's what my not want anything else
myers was.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
That's kind of right to say. I think was basically
outside of Norm m MacDonald And the only reason he
got fired was because o J jokes.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
You guys want to spoiler alert, Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Hold on, do you have like a button bar thing
you want to hit? Doun down down down.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
There has not been a button bar spoiler alert. The
cow bells uh sketch was written weeks before it was
actually done. The It was going to be called woodblocks,
(46:08):
and it was written on the episode that Norm McDonald
hosted when he came back and he was going to
be Bruce Dickinson whoa, And he was going to be like, ah,
could he use mor woodblock?
Speaker 3 (46:23):
That's pretty good?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Norm, Yeah, you guys, Uh, that was great, But I
could he use Morrow woodblock?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
I think that both would have been.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That would have gone great too, but I don't think
like and even they showed the dress rehearsal because they
always do the full show first they do the dress
rehearsal and then they cut more skits. And when they
went through it the first time, even with with walking
(46:57):
walking Christopher waking, the closer.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
We got to my face. It's like I better get the.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Poke.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, but they got close.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Man when they when they did the dress rehearsal, he
wasn't that into it. He's like, I could use them
a cow bell, but he didn't do like, yeah, I
was doing like an impression of himself.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
When they did the last one, they.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Always say like kind of the the reads are kind
of like the Nate Bargatzi one with the last one
is like football. There's a little kicking like that one. God,
the second one is the second one bombed, but the
first one was good. But somebody said, I can't remember what.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Did you see the Christmas one that they did on
that other show they had the Nate Bargazzi.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Uh oh, yeah, that Christmas thing I didn't see.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
And he did it where he was like he did
the same character and they they the same writers from
SNL came in to do it and they did the
where he was in the manger.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Oh I've seen that, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see on
TikTok I seen yeah. All right, bringing up to my
last thing, well one of my I could keep talking, Matthew.
Are you willing to sell your phone? Nope? For five
to ten thousand dollars for.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
TikTok, sell my phone? Just give it to them.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
You could whatever, as long as that app stays on
your phone because people deleted it and people are willing
to pay.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, if you go online right now, there is Yeah.
Really it's like a huge thing where people are selling
phones for like five ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Should I get into the five grand?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Jefferies? Like, can I wipe everything?
Speaker 2 (48:42):
But that I did?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
I did break some news. Do you guys want to
talk about that? For a minute something. Yeah, that was
the first one. Oh, okay, would you be I would
sell my phone in a heartbeat if I get rid
of everything, but TikTok is, but he buy my phone
for five grand I would pay off my other phone
and have three to four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I mean I shouldn't say this on here, but I'd
kill both of you and take your phones and sell
them for twenty thousand dollars. Okay, love your kill him,
we split the money.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
That's only he's not worth much.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
He looks good, but his foot's newer, his foe's newer.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
You're so fucking dead.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Mine's like eleven. I know where you sleeping.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Fucking bom.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Haircuts interrupted when it cow forces its way into the barbershop, Matt,
you want to recreate that? You think that's how it
busted into the barbershop.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
That's when I walk in with my burger, came out lunch.
I'm like, hey, can you guys cut my hair?
Speaker 3 (49:54):
I need my utters taken care of.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I won't do There's so many fun bars I could
do for this.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Man who only ate cheese and beef and sticks of
butter for eight months suffers shocking side effects.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
What what happened?
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Florida man in his mid forties on a meat, fat,
and dairy heavy.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Diet podcast.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
The man told doctors that he had adopted a carnivore
diet eight months. Explained that his daily intake was made
up of entire sticks of butter, six to nine pounds
of cheese, and apperger six. Lucky, Lucky, Good Lord, we
(50:48):
shall be free. Over fifty percent of Americans suffered from
pee anxiety. Polls reveal do you have bathroom anxiety? According
to a new study, half of all Americans do, and
a large majority are putting it off going to the
bathroom because of it. Two thousand adults found ninety have
(51:11):
hold off their going to the bathrooms so they don't
miss out on something exciting or important. I don't give
a flying fuck what's going on in the football game.
When I got a piss, I'm.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Going how many here? You like? We used to keep
track on times you take a piss during the show.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
That's weird. Why you care about mine?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Because it's fucking hilarious? Two Scott nine. Maybe maybe are
you even? Maybe?
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Bruston? I like Bruston. Bruston's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
My douche personality.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
Brust disabled man wins six thousand from cops after being
mistaken for a bus masturbat or Matthew, What were you
doing that day?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I got bored?
Speaker 3 (51:57):
You got this poor son of a bitch. Hello, Hey guys,
Hey guys.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
You guys were talking about a master bear. No, no, no, no,
well what a master bear?
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Were you on a bus? No? But you said master bear?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Right? Yeah, I said baiter.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Oh never mind. Well hold on, you talking on yourself,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Kevin? Yeah, you know, I mean those.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Whole months where you're like just sleeping, I mean hibernation.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
What does that sound like?
Speaker 3 (52:26):
Thank you us?
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Well, if you combine matt and hibernation, what do you get.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
His regular life?
Speaker 2 (52:34):
How'd you know?
Speaker 3 (52:42):
They've put my life in danger? Is the last part
of that. But he was the wrong person, so he
got the homeless man got six thousand dollars because good
for him, he was not the right person that was
masturbating and putting people's leves in danger. There's that, you know,
That's that's why you gotta.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Be You're careful. Yeah, you gotta be careful for your
aim of these things.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
I don't I think they were like talking about the outline,
or they look for the person.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
You know, oh, look like a penis.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
I don't think he had his dick, you know, like
a like a man. So look the sketch artist gets
down there and you're like, it was veiny, not a
small it was a smaller head, you know, the balls
were tight. It's he's like, no the person, Oh, oh
(53:34):
my god, Well, I'm sorry, I have muscle.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah we saw your you're flexing earlier. No, no, no,
your fore arms what you were doing? Yeah, yeah, it's
like that.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
I'm sorry, I have muscle. Unfortunately some people don't have that.
He's looking at you, kid, terrible throat.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
I can't right back to.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
That's why you're our first basement.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
You're not wrong. You played.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
It's so good. I thought it was squirt.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
No, no, don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Enough about pepsi products.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Squirt pepsi product it is.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
I thought that was like the one of the other
independent ones.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah, what else you got anything? How do we How
do we end this show?
Speaker 3 (54:32):
I think I brought I brought a lot of you did.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Good job you did. There's other things that gonna happened.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Hold on one more. Okay, it's a little bit sports based,
but it's not sports. It's about television. How do you
think the NBA is going to survive after all these
huge TV deals go by the wayside when they're not
getting ratings.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Sorry, I watching from mean girls up there.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
So like it's the TV contracts like an four years
and now like they're the NBA is trying to like
make a euro League, but their ratings are lower, like
way low, like basically before Bird and Magic Low.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
I didn't know this is where you were going. I
thought you're gonna I thought you were gonna go baseball
like streaming. When you told me this earlier, when he
kind of gave me a little bit of a warning
about TV and sports. Yeah, no, this, I bet you
we're going baseball. I knew nothing about it. Yeah, to
tell you that dry, I don't. I don't like the NBA.
(55:34):
I don't watch the NBA. No, I do sometimes, but
I haven't for a long time.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
I mean, I think the honestly, I think this is
a it's a big for television. They're giving all this money,
but they're not getting the returns, and so like I
think that's gonna very much affect how much money they're
paying people, and then now that's gonna be an ultimately
different landscape going forward.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
It should be.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
I mean, if you're if you're not like sixty million
a year, it crazy. It's crazy though if you think
about baseball too, because there's teams like the Twins and
other like Arizona and teams like that that are struggling
to even have a platform and bring in money. But
then you've got teams like the Dodgers what Twins TV. Yeah,
(56:28):
but there is a streaming thing. It's going to be
all streaming now.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
And you've got.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Teams like the Dodgers that are gonna pay you know,
ten billion dollars a year for people.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
And this is like Amazon, TNT, HBO, and ESPN have
all put in these huge billion dollar deals like two
years ago for the NBA, and now the ratings have
like plummeted.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Well, you're a you're a basketball fan.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Uh, what I think it's is I think it's I mean, dude,
it's it's gonna it's they have to change, like it's
got to change now before the money runs out or otherwise.
The NBA is in real trouble because when the money
when they go to renew the contracts, right, nobody's gonna
(57:21):
want to sign that amount of money deal. And all
these players want X amount of money. So if you're
a GM or Adam Silver, you got a freaking we
need to put a cap in. We need to stop
this because I mean, for twenty years, the NBA is no,
(57:44):
no NFL player makes fifty million dollars a year. Well don't, okay,
but I mean like there's maybe one. Yeah, I mean
I mean, dude, like, look, there's there's probably like staff
making sixty there's.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
You can What you're trying to say is you can
be the eleventh man on a team and make fifteen
million a year. Yes, yeah, the there's no like baseball,
you've got people that are making, you know, on a
two hundred or seven hundred and fifty million, seve hundred
and fifty million dollar contract, when you've got other people
(58:19):
making three hundred and fifty thousand a.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Year or even less. If you come out from the
miners and it's just I.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Think like three fifties the bottom of the barrel.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I think this is the to me, what I want
to get to is this is the inflation that's happened
in sports where the crash is gonna start happening. Yeah,
all of the sports are gonna get there eventually, and
NBA is gonna hit it first. And they were the
one that was gonna get closed first. Yeah, and then
(58:49):
they rose to this and then now it's just boom
and then everything else keeps rising. In sports, Nobody wants
to go to these. I mean, nobody wants to go
eighty two games too much. Nobody wants to go see that.
I'm sure if so and so's in town, yeah you
might go.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
The thing is that people would if they tried, but
they don't try anymore.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
The NHL is like the only league that has kept
things relatively and.
Speaker 3 (59:16):
They pay their own Texas based on like what what
the league brings in and what they pay out right,
not TV deals, no, because they don't have the giant
TV deals they got like TNT. Yeah, and now TNT
is doubled down on the NHL because basketball is leaving
because Amazon and ESPN paid so much.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
A TT was like, yeah, no, we're not gonna pay yeah,
and you can probably pay them around what you pay
pro bowling. Really yeah, I mean they don't. Yeah, I
don't know. I think the big the big leagues all
need to get a little bit of freaking reckoning and
we slap down a little bit because does it not.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
Feel like basketball is coming? True? Yeah, I mean right,
that's what that again, getting to my like the last
point with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I mean even with the NFL that I love, I mean,
they're the freaking dances were predicted. Yeah, the Utah Jazz
went to Utah, but they didn't allow music.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Well, they can't thrust.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Also in Minneapolis, Lakers went to l.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
LA where there are no lakes.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
That movie again, that's it's just to me, that's like,
that's one of those things. It's like I think I'm
starting to see it in real time. You know, we're
like ratings, Like eventually it's like, oh, this doesn't go
down to the fans. But a beer cost you fifteen dollars?
What happened? How much does it cost you at a bar? Six?
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Probably at most.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Do you see the Orioles new thing? Yeah, yes, that's sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
That's what the issue bo.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Thing too.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
At the issue brothers, get all the twins three dollars
popcorn and bring it back.
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
That should we should we talk about fight club because
we're breaking the other rule ship I did.
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
That wasn't really sports.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
That was no, no you you you did give us
that preface, but then we went down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
So yeah, we are wet. It's up to you guys
here an hour?
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Yeah, should we should be done? Hey, Bruce, what's one
thing you hate this week?
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
You know what? The one thing I hate this week
is I don't know albums? You know, I figured it
out earlier today is a person that loves music. I
love a lot of songs. I could say a lot
of names of the songs. I don't like the fact
that I don't know what album they're from, and that
kind of pisses me off. When the real music lovers do,
(01:02:03):
they're like, oh that's from this album. My brother doesn't
to me all the time. And I kind of figured
you would know a lot of yours. And it's I am.
I know songs, and I figured out a way to
know about sixty five percent of the words they sing.
So whatever that song comes on, I can hit the chorus,
I can mumble through some other words, and I can
hit some other notes.
Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
You know what sucks? Okay? So I love Vinyl and
I've got a bunch of Bob Seeker ones. Every freaking
album looks the same on the front. It's like a
Bob Seeker face. You can't you can't tell who's who
or what album is what. So I will never I
(01:02:44):
will never figure out Bob Seger albums because they're all
they all look the same.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
You know, I hate this week people that go into
a turn lane and don't commit, like get the fuck
all the way to a turn the lane, no reason.
It was two people before him. That's why they gave
him so much ship. Because if we were in the
vehicle and people are like, I don't want to slide
halfway over slide, Yeah, you just get you just get
(01:03:13):
into it a little bit earlier and you won't slide
all the way through it. Yeah yeah, write that down.
Take that down for notes, buddy. But anyway, those those
two people before us today, and that is a thing
all the time. Like if you're in in BMIGI and
you're in two lanes and there's a turn lane and
these are people are like, I'm kind of in here,
but d yeah yeah yeah, and they're sticking out into
(01:03:36):
the other lane, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Like, get the fue you can't you got an entire
lane for turning?
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Get the fuck over if you're taking a left hand
turn in a turn lane, right, Like, I don't need
to run into your bumper or like have to swerve
out into this other lane to get around you move,
get out, get out the way.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
How would a Minnesota say that?
Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Hey, buddy, scooch over a little bit? Would you please?
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
All right? Matt?
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
All right, Matt, guess what I didn't learn what I
hate today or just this week?
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
What did you hate this week?
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
A co worker? Co workers not naming the co worker.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I knew you were going to go there.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Co workers trying to tell him what to do, and
it's not his job to tell me what do. He
doesn't sign my checks, he does name down on the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Freaking Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
He want to be all right, Matt?
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Yes, buddy, what's the one thing you love the most?
What musical artist makes you smile?
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Black Hawk? Good Bangers.
Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
I'm obsessed with him. I'm telling you right now, the Hawk,
not the.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Oh back to me?
Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Yeah, water Boat, Yeah, a little bit more, I'm gonna say, Jason,
Isabelle Queen.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I wanna go basic bitch, Okay, love queen. But yeah,
that's it. That is the first episode of.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I Like That, Something we Love and something we hate.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Yeah a week, good job.
Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I like it. It's a good finish, kind of plays
off a beer belly and.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
It's normally on your belly. Too soon better than a
too soon, So generally it's what it's on your belly.
It's too soon.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
We need outro music too.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Yep, I already got it, got it, and you talk
about Bob d keep going.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah anyway, anyways, that's it. All right, Well, have a
good week. Thanks for tuning in. We'll only get better.
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Welcome to more content from the Beer Belly Sports Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Yeah, I'm Dustin, that's Bruce.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
We were brought to you by Beer Belly Sports and
engineered by Matt Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
And also a Geffer production.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You'll get way better, right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
This go me the way to go home.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I'm and b.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
And it went right to my man
Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Wherever
Wear again in all kinds of the weather.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We can have a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm prior to Adam Sandler knowing what Adam Sandler dressed like,
and I dressed like Adam Sandler, Like I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Look at my clothes, A Bruce, I am the Bruce.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Ye see. Jane's like, you dress a lot like Adam Sandler,
Like what do you mean? And then she started showing
me pictures. It's like, oh, yeah, shirt, I wear a
purple shirt with some red shorts. What is that? I
don't wear long socks until today. It's cold.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So what if it's winter and I'm wearing shorts?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yah wan?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean we all wish we a Yes, No, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That was kind of funny when it was the Golden
Globes of Glazier to her Sandler, I just I saw
the thing on the old Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Would you Glazer Adam Sandler?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I would? Yeah, I would both Sandler before Glazer. No problem, easily.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
J Yeah, I'll think of him too, Jason, No, not him.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
He's reporting false news about chaos. Oh sorry, that's sports.
My bad.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He was terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah yeah, he was short big news. Yeah how much? Okay,
how much do you think a guy puts into haircare
with a bald head to make it look that shiny?
You know it's gotta be a turtle axe. You think
it's just straight up, straight up, word to god. You
think that honestly, you think that it's like, yeah, there's
(02:04):
a buffer, Yeah, sounding Michael or Bruce Buffer. That's fucking
wadies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Let's get my buffery on.
The jay lads as just sitting there and you guysn't
have to sit there because he's short, just standing there,
and then the rest of them are just buffing away
(02:24):
with turtle wax.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Potentially there's white stuff on your legs.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Cocaine, it is. I wish what a little booger sugar
be nice? Right now? Can I write down show titles? No?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay? Wing it?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Fuck it? We wing it? Should I write down show
titles as well? Get out of there, Go on, get
get those shorts? Oh they're they say, Okay, it's the
the shading. They look like. Honestly, from here, look if
you can see it, it looks like they're like, uh, multi,
(03:01):
what's two toned? Two toned shorts? But now that you
move your leg it's I get it. There's the under
the bar and above the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yep. For people who don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Here there's under the bar, and then I think under.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
The bar A couple of times you've been over the bar.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I danced on a bar.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I know the whole town knows.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, you don't know that. Yeah, how do you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We saw the video.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I didn't dance on ale.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I stood up on a bar stool or a bar bench.
Mind you mind you there was no bar?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You finger pointed, Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I did some finger pointing.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, you did some fingerpoint That means whenever.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You do that, though, like that's you get other people
thinking that that he's talking to me, so then they
get excited about it. It's like if you see me,
I just keep.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Pointing right the franchise of.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, No, it's just I'm an idiot. That's the whole point.
I threw a fancy word around it. How did how
did the ladies do the games that you called owen nineteen?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You know how the County trit one in two?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Not anymore? No, they're like one kneecap to cap. You
and Dan Campbell just biting on them suckers and you
think that's what it means medio collateral Dan Campbell linkament
maybe potentially could be potentially check that out. I don't know.
(04:37):
I'm not going to. I'll take your word for it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You take my word for it. Good, Yeah you should.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I don't think I do, though, But you just said
you would. I lied.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You know. You looked at me straight, I know, and
you were.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Like you ever regretted something? Moment? I regret it. I
regretted whatever you want to put your rs. I immediately
thought it's a terrible idea.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Regrets have had a few.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, yeah, man, sludy man.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What Sean Connery is here?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Sean Connery?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What is he gonna do?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What's he gonna do about it?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Sells Coke, He's nice. That sounds like a very I
love it when he comes.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That went to mo Ahla.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
The bartender.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, most most Salmon. I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
Ah Now, I gotta look what to make sure that's
what his name is, mo Most His lack is his name?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh, that's what you went further? Nobody cares?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Thanks Trump? That was yes, only what.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Kind of Trump are you listen to? That's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Be do he cares dark and dirty one whoa go farther?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Describe more of the dark and dirty trout, describe more,
talk more about that, Come on, give us that character.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yes, Jeffrey, tell us more.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's kind of the opposite of what this is.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm gonna be over here.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Are we are? This is the show?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, we've been going about six minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Are we doing this show?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
No, it's cold open.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We're gonna cold open this show.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Open the cold open.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay, honestly, I've been cold opening my whole That.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Should just be the name of the show. Cold open.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh cold I love cold pizza. Cold open.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, cold open, you're now cold open.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We've been dubbed, You've been knighted, We've been dubbed.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Calm down, Campbell.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Wait, we've been dubbed.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I'm not saying that it's not gonna be the best,
but I was.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I was dubbed a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, that's that's never forget never get hashtag. You ever
been watching other people do that? You can't do. Those
kids reading didn't understand it?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
When you found up on nine to eleven? The kids
were reading in Florida.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh okay, I thought you were going somewhere else about this.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I just got everybody knew that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What did that was a big snort with your nose.
You brought him both up.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah. So I've got a theme.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
So let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You want to see it's the cold open that never ends. Yes,
it goes on and on. My friends, there we go.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Do you want to sing it?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Should we?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Okay, you gotta give me like a little more breakdown
hold open than never end? Yeah, yeah, yeah, petty break.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, we'll well, we'll have to do it. Uh we
should record it.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, and then prior then yeah, jam it in there?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, like through a mail slot is fucking.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Jamm it is how you be a male man.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But I don't she would be part of the show,
going to be on the show? Yeah, hold literally hit
recorded about so I left for like seventeen minutes out
for that's cool. You're getting a drink, I said, I said,
a hip record what hockey does in the morning that
disappears for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
He goes to the bathroom and gets coffee. Ye see
you later.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's kind of one of my favorite parts. So it
was like what he's talking and like you hear weird,
you would never do that. Jam that thing in your
fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You pull it farther back, pull it back in.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Out said back.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Say, okay, should we give a little bit of an
idea about what the show is. This is not this
is not beer belly sports. This is under the this
is going to be called from the belly before. But
we just I think we just decided it's cold open
with Bruce and Dustin. Also engineered and directed by Matthew.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
John Geffrey's right to say, Angelica, Angelica, I figured this
time I would give you your property, you.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Know so, So tell us a little bit more about
the show. What is it detailed and expect we.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Have Well, we have two rules. Don't talk about fight
club and don't talk about sports. This is the fun,
the fun run right. Yes, they're going to talk about
life things. We're going to talk about movies.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
TV said, movies. In the movies, my nipples are always hard.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, dude. You looked right at
him every way I heard I heard. Do you remember
remember you remember you remember a.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Rock band group that we had that was called the Movies.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
That was true.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I remember the restaurant called movies.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
We had terrible movie.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It wasn't It wasn't the movies. It was was okay,
it's okay.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
First first one obvious, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That was the movies and we were Love Stains.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I Love Stains is my favorite. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The movies was uh Nate's idea that the spin off one.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, but the Love Stains was our og.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That was the o G.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Much like people are going to see on TikTok when
the garage door opens and there's older men playing rock band.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That was us.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That is the lead singer I was. I was playing
guitar and it was pounding them drums and we did
this for hours on hours on hours.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Mean tambourine because you just hit the microphone.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, and sometimes you know what, some of the band
members can show up. We did a duo. Yeah, we
would just sing. You know you ever heard Norman greenbaumb Norman?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I heard of the name Beard in this guy?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh keep going now yeah I was almost there, yeah,
almost keep going?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What else? Dude?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I love the wood markets. Wood Markets nervous or like
he doesn't want to talk it's either his phone if
he doesn't have his phone readily by it's like he
looks at his watch like he's gonna learn something.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Linked did give me something, so I had to check
it out.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's been on there for Tuesday. Ye see, now I
know I'm getting played on Wednesdays. He's not bored. He
just like knows that, like don't kind of paying attention.
He's like Bruce, always trying to He's gonna raise the
wrong wrist for the seventeenth time. Oh yeah, that's sad story, sad.
(12:17):
Really all right, I want to ask you something. I
think that you probably are more in touch this than
I am. Fee Dustin, do you know the albums of
your favorite bands? Like do you know like Hysteria or
like what the names of like these? Like listening to
(12:38):
Corey today, he's like, oh, that's whatever album from Rage
and and then he talks about this and like my
brother is one that, Oh that's Hysteria or like they
know the names of the albums where I almost don't
all my favorite songs outside of Home Sweet Home, which
is Theater of Pain, I don't really know. Are you
(13:02):
one of them? Do you know the names? What I'm
getting I do for the most part. Can you name
a couple?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I mean, do you want me to just go down
the whole Pearl Jam catalog?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Well okay, well like Nirvana.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I like their.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Their second album, I mean, not not for that, No,
it's in utero Pearl Jam. Their first album was ten,
which that's not my favorite, but I liked Versus and Vitology.
And then in ninety nine when I graduated, Yield was big.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What was the song that was at everybody's graduation that time?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh, that would have been That was Green Day, right, yes? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And that was Time of Your Life, yes, which was
off of their what there were just black and white?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It was there was like two.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I know Dukey, like I know Duke.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, actually I got that one for Christmas. Yeah, in
your Pants, Yes, Michelle gave me Dukie for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Pants. No.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's funny because I was over at her house. I
think I told this story a couple of weeks ago
on here, but I on the other show. But I
was over at her house and She's like, you didn't
even listen to your new record yet, and I'm like,
I have a new record. It came after Christmas and
I'm like, I have a new record. She does, Oh ship,
See I told you your pants you got.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's good, you got dukie done. I mean it's probably
better though you unwrap it and you listen to it
instead of cleaning it up.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And just went in a totally different direction.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But it's I never I don't I next to never know.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Like r Em monster, there would be another one, see I.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I probably have like some of those songs on my playlist.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Would not know the album Jason Isabel Southeastern weather Vans
his newest, his newest one. He's got another one coming
out pretty soon. But but yeah, no, I'm a I'm
an album guy. I like that's kind of trying to
figure like you would know.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Like Corey was like talking about like, you know, oh
this album and that album, and I was thinking, I'm like, man,
I outside a feature of painful like Home, Sweet Home.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I have a lot of I do.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
My favorite song is Little Willy by the Sweet. Couldn't
tell you what the album.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Was, you know, like I I.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Is the first one? Oh yeah, yeah, I tell yeah,
you know it's weird a Pearl jam there, like I
think it was like their sixth album was called Pearl jam,
but everybody calls that the Avocado album.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Okay. Another thing about music, too, I want to talk
with you, is a like, how good are the bands
that get six, seven eight albums out? Because, like you know,
Hockey says, or any musician says, is you have your
whole life to write your first and then the bands
that are able to do the one and then continue
on like with the pressure of getting one out at first,
(16:13):
it probably what a year, year and a half and
are able to put bangers enough where like they sell
to where they get a little more time to like
write a you know, because it's like one of my
favorite bands is Offspring. I think they had two, Yeah,
they had two, and then it's kind of in disparity,
you know.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think it all depends if they write their own
stuff or not, because like country people, they can put
out it seems like the country albums that are the
country artists that don't write their own stuff, they can
put out, yeah, album after album after album. Like George
Straight great, great, and he's not his own right, he
doesn't write anything. Yeah, he doesn't write anything. He just
he has a freaking ear for music and anything.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I can make that work.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
But but like pro back to Program. Their first three
albums came out in like four years, but now they
come out every five eight years. And I think it's
just and it all depends if they're if they're still good,
is if they can adapt to like they grew. They
grew with their fans. You can't put out the same crap.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Remember, like Metallica, Load Reload, Yep, it didn't hit well
with the Metallica group. I liked it. I liked it.
I liked it, but not like my brother, this is terrible.
I'm like, that's not that bad. She's like they cut
their hair. I'm like, doesn't everything to do with their
their music?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And I don't want to hear the same crap over
and over again. Yeah, I don't want to hear if
you know what you put out. If like if Nirvana
was still around putting out their first album, I wouldn't
like it, right, Like, like I've heard that. Tell me,
tell me where you are in your life now?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Honestly, Like my dad is like the only person that
I've ever rode with on a trip didn't listen to music.
He spent his life in a tractor right, so like
he goes Bruce Son every song is the same. He
hated Johnny Cash. He goes, every one of them sound
the same. But all he did was listen to music
for nineteen hours a day, slap five bam, back of
(18:14):
the director. So he did not like listening to music.
And it's like, dude, who else doesn't like music other
than my dad? Dude. It's like I wrote with him
and it's like, hey, man, can I can I turn
on some music? He's like, you need to, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's like there's a little truth of the Johnny Cash thing.
And I love Johnny Cash. Yeah, but every song is like.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But he was like, dude, every song is the same. Yeah,
every song. Yeah, it's like, no matter what, there's the same.
And he's probably right. He's probably right. I'm just naive
to not believe him. But it's like we're driving the car,
like he picks me up and I'm like, you get
in the car and it's like, you don't have any
music playing.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He's like, no, well, how many blues songs? If you
think about how many blue songs are baron.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Aw Okay, So there's like if you did that again, yeah, dude,
there's there's there's so many of them.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
The mouse is on the wheel. He's trying to get
around the malted hops and the bong resident there's there's
a song right there standing in the chet's that who's
that is? That's uh Jethrow Tall. Oh yeah guy girls
with bead and jet. She just made up tones that
(19:27):
I could figure out something.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But yes, I was.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I never knew the album names, like my buddy Tyler
was good at like you would read it, you would
know the album name. Like I think I cared more
about sports, you know, like I know who had more
rebounds they care about it. I like the song just
to care about what the album was, And that was
one of the things that's like some people, it's like
that's more of the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
With music speak rebounds. Hey, buddy, i've been ba.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Doing work. What cook your pizza?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Producing?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Producing? My job doing a switching business is definitely not work.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Switching thongs.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
They said songs. I was like, you might have thos.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I definitely said thongs. He didn't say, no, you don't wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Don't know the name of that album thongs song and the.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Something Dragon Man Something Dragon on the cisco one. The
only reason I even have a shot at that is
because they said it the other day on The Power Show.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's that's one thing we will carry over from Beer
Belly Sports is we'll probably accidentally talk about the Power
Trip all the time. Yeah, I mean, wat watch them
as they go, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I mean they talk about Howard, they talk about Conan.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You know, they have their that's ours, you know, I
listen to our DEMI gods, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
I saw Chris Hockey walking by me, in front of me,
walking by in front of me, boom boom, And I
couldn't say a word. That's like yellows day of him.
Like even my father like goes say his name.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah you didn't just give him the hay Hawk like nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I just saw him, Like I just I said to myself,
that's Chris Hockey. But I said it loud. My son
ed Brentter, like, who's that. I go, It's it's Chris Hockey.
I told you about that today when you went to Winona.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, no, no, I saw him.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No. I try to find that the album.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I saw him in the library, uh, the bookstore at
Winona State. We went down to visit Cayden, and I'm like,
that's Chris Hockey. So I said, hey, Hawk and he
goes hey, man, and then Michelle he knows you. I'm
like no, he's just yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I would have tried.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So I told him on Twitter. I'm like, yeah, my
girlfriend thought that you knew me. He's like, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I would have a I would have tried to double down.
I mean, like, thinking about it later, Bruce in the
moment have been like, no, he doesn't know me. But
then like ten seconds thet be like damn, I wish
I would have said.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yes, I should have been Yeah, you know that stupid
podcast to go to week He.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Listens, Yeah, we yeah, well they do.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
They do.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Bruce has called out a few times.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
It's got a couple.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It's been pretty good timing some of my news, some
of Dustin's what he says, like they say it, yeah,
it's just I mean, we all have the same life,
is right, show prep, show prep. So yeah, they do
the same thing. Yeah, we all live.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
They're just idols.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, and they're just way better at what they do.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, they get paid a lot more.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
They're well, I mean, if you they got paid more.
But honestly, if you listen to their early stuff like
even Corey or whenever, it says am No. I mean
like they were still the power Trip, they were still
on FM, but it was they would have taken they
would have talked sports all time.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Back when Corey was sludge and they were pretty rough
back then.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, and they find their niche. They started making up characters,
which we did almost immediately, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That was pretty funny. This is your beer Belly sports
appreciation chef. We're our own fans.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Here's your pure Snipples leader, long Lopes.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
We got Richard.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Rigard Ridge. Richard Richard Ridge.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I did say Ridge Ridge with a hard D.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Thank you. How long do you think the ridge is?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You know, we measure it out.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
It stopped at three, everybody, you know, because you can't
pull it up that that You've had that tape measure
for way too long.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Let's find out. Give it here. Let me touch the
tape measure. Oh I should have should have not to
look at me? Can I see it?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Can I put my fingers in your alcohol?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You're pregnant?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Shock me? That would be a shock. Jesus. Fuck. Just
your regular twigs and berries down here?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Ship yet that too?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Mandingo, put that away. And I'm talking about the tape measure.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
To be fair. Hold on, My first phone conversation I
had with you two today was you guys were pentciless,
and I cannot confirm nor deny that you weren't, but
you both screamed it across the phone. So, I mean,
everybody's here on pins and needle. We're pants on, we're
pants on.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Dosnt wanted the Pooh Bear today, but we had a
we had to go to public, So.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I wish I was rich enough to poop bear it. Sometimes,
you know, just walk around like nobody's listening.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Well, there was that that thing that was going around
on the line back when COVID was going on, like, oh,
you know, you don't wanna you don't want to wear
your mask. I'm not gonna wear my pants. There was
a Winnie the Pooh that had his mask on, like, oh,
my choice, so we okay.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
So when Winnie Pooh put he didn't even wear a
shirt either.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, he had a shirt on pants.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Well, never wears pants, so you should have wear shirtless too.
His choice?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Hell yeah, yea, his choice.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Poolss No, that's me. Oh sometimes you.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Know shoetless brucell, Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's an underbyte story. Tell us time. I guess Underdog.
It's an Underwe thank you. It's kind of lazy, mostly
on the right side.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Most of mine are over the top, settled helm Maverick.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
No, that's that's Doll. I got that wrong. Stallone.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And then what's his name in that movie? I brought
this up last week Rocky No, No, no, No in
over the Top?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, I don't know he is. Uh, it's Hawk, how Animal, no.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Hot toeing, it's the I know it's it's very ironic.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I brought this up.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's in Over the Top. His name is blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Never seen it, never.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Seen over the Top. Yeah, you're not a movie guy, though,
which we need to get to do. I mean, I
was you haven't seen sand I Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
That's I didn't say.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Okay, I'm not We've been through this. This is a
new news show, new public show. I've not seen it
because I worked at a video store and everybody was
renting it and I.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Randa and I'm like, I'm a little bit like that.
It's like, uh, and I always.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Tell me how great it is, and I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I don't I get that on a level. I get that.
It's like somebody tells me it's too awesome, I'm not
gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And I feel like I missed my window because I'm
older now.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah, but like the time, dude, you work there when
everybody's renting, you could have liked just yeah, I liked.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I liked the Mighty Ducks, and it's it's like the
Baseball Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Really, I like how you try to pawn that off.
You're like, dude, I watched it like you're trying to
get us away from the fact.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Not at all, not at all. I just feel like
I I didn't watch it, and I missed my window,
and now I watch adult movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those
are the movies.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Once you have Condy Last. This is how only Last
watching him?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Why does it matter?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, I can make it all the way through Major League.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
He's dead across him off then.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
No, too soon?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
All right, today I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I mean it like that, but well played. You had
you had to take the bait.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I know, oh master, what.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
This is not be really sports, but it is remarkably similar.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
All right. My next thing is I want to talk
about is how many of the episodes of you watched
the SNL. I only watched the one, and I thought
it was pretty good, and I just haven't got back
to it yet. Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The SNL fifty on Peacock on Peacock the documentary series.
I see there's a new one coming out too, the
music one.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
The music one that's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So the first one was about people trying out. It
was like five minutes or something like that. It was
called which is uh mass record.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Good for you, buddy, you made it five.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
High five that.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Thirty minutes. I'll never do that ever again.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, you should put a plug.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Called that a marathon? Yeah that again, never a marathon.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, it did happen as out gooda oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
See the doctor said you're supposed to pull the block
butt plug out after the block plug.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But well I don't. I didn't need that mind for
me at all, not at all, did it. I know.
I'm just I'm looking at you because I can't look at.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Keep.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
This came for no stop.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
In stereo.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
They got a bunt plugs in stereo.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So why are your hands behind.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Because you plug it, bro, I don't want you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You're plugging, you're plugging hard. Huh and then you wide
Duck did real Hard ducked in pett All right, So.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
The first one, it's the interviews, which is kind of
you know, like going through the scaffoling and all that stuff.
Like j Morgan, I could tell you how to tell jokes.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
That's problematic.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
She was terrible when I saw it happen.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
The impression it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I saw him live and he was terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, you should do it again.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I can tell you how to tell jokes.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And this is our first episode and our last episode.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I'm pretty sure I just produced it, so I don't care.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, that's fine. Anyway, I know it's got your DNA.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
All over like that Socky pulled up the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
So anyway, the first the first episode was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I liked.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
My favorite part was like the seeing the people that
didn't make the show that yeah, having hard and there
was Stephen Colbert, some other people that had tried out
and didn't make it, and seeing the you know, on
some of the old SNL DVDs you got to see
(31:15):
the tryouts and see you know what they on the
extras on the DVD. They would show like Will Ferrells
was phenomenal, phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
He did different characters.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Is that the cat one? He did the cat one?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Of course he did hair carry and uh.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Did you see your dopa ganger? Bobby was on There's
no way.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, who said that him?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Now? Bobby minehan jesus.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I went from. I went from I got called when
I was younger, people called me a Baldwin all the time.
The hair I don't look like anymore. But but I
don't think i'm quite Bobby moynihan.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
He's got curly hair. Man doesn't come on and he
doesn't have green. Hey, one picture because they're just sitting
there on your phone. Show me one picture that you
think looks like dustin.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
When I make it, I do not. When I make
a joke, my eyes dart like his do. And I
think that's what he's seeing.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
So I'm giving him grandpa and your uncle. You're the
drunk uncle.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
The drunk uncle. Yes, that was just making Now you're
just you're the grandpa. Now you're just calling me an alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah, I would never.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I just I'm fine with it. I mean, thank you,
doctor Ruth.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I watched the first episode, and I would go more
bald with the but he had curly.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Hair and I'm just giving you ship. I don't care
make fun of me. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You can take fun of me all the time. I
don't care. That's what that's what we're kind of a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
See.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, but no, I love it. I love it when
that's the best part of the show, when you like
when we get each other to like that point, yeah,
and then we're like, oh, we don't want to punch
you in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I like how you struck the mouth there mouth.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, no, oh, yeah, that one looks like me for sure.
Twenty years ago, seven thousand chins, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, that one.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, when I don't come my hair for a month
and I don't shave, and.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I do like his pubes take over his face.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I agree to disagree on that one. I don't know,
but you do.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Look.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I said the same thing too, though.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
What does he look like from Clerks?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, Dante. When I was younger, I totally looked.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah, when I tried not to give any blow jobs
the parking lot, they're back here.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You don't understand.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
You don't understand Dick's that movie was because I looked
like him, and I swear to God, I had. I
worked in the video store and I had a old
friend that was I know.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I watched it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I cried when I watched it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I cried.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'm like Hockey, who's been reading my fucking diary?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
So you gotta talk to Kevin Smith.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, yeah, Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, you know, outside of the heart problems.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Well, oh, I hope, we hope you.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Be part of the Bears not bears.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I was saying recognized, but I was also relating to myself.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
You guys, you guys talk about yourself. I defibrillate myself.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Talks about yourself.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Just a mild hearted dad. Just hold on a minute.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
It's lucky number twelve there, Bob.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
A Baker's dozen.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So what thirteen?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Outside of the first one? What else do we have
to look at?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, so the second one is about the writers, and
that is, uh, unless you're super interested in the writing process, which.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
But who are the who are the ones that write it?
It's like a lot of people out there.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
It's like Myers Rights, Seth Seth Myers was a writer, so.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Some of the actors are also.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, a lot of people that were in like the
the people that wrote the musical shorts and stuff like that.
They were all writers most of the time.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Who's the.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Destroy Lonely Island? Like they were all they were all writers.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Really, yeah, I love them. I saw there was like
a joke that it was eminem and Island and I
was all. I was like, I would go watch eminem
and Lonely Island. Conan, Yeah, the skinny John he is
(35:50):
now a comedian. He was a writer John, Yes, yep,
there was. But they, like some of them on the
first episode said that they were writers, Like even David Spade,
it's terrible. He goes, I'm terrible, right.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
They hired him as a writer and then they started
putting him in sketches, so he hasn't he had he
was in a ton of sketches. Actually, if you look
at his career, he wasn't in a ton of sketches.
He was very like rarely placed. But so that one
was great. The just seeing what they go through. They
literally work. If they have one day off, they have
(36:24):
Sunday off, and then they they bring in, they have
a meeting, they bring in somebody that's going to host
the next week. They all get together, they do they
have ideas for this person they asked this person what
they can do? Can you sing?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Can you dance?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Can you do this?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Can you do that?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And they all get together and they have brainstorms. They
go and they have like table reads for everything. They
The table reads sometimes go five, six, seven hours.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, I thought they were like they're working like fourteen
hours a day.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, it's insane sleeping in there.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
It's it's cool. I mean, if you're that passionate about it, man.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I told my I was texting with my sister the
other night and I said, I said, I want when
I grew up, When I grew up, I wanted to
be told her, I'm like, I wanted to be on
SNL and I wanted to be I said, I wanted
to be a writer for SNL. I said, if I
was in skits, that would be great, but I always
wanted to be an SNL writer. And she's like, you're insane.
(37:18):
I'm like, yeah, watching that, Yeah, I am insane because
there's no way you would have known.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
I think you would have, dude, if you would have
taken the plunge. And even like Lauren Michael said, it's
about three years before like you get it. Yeah, you know,
it's like uh, so and so was like, dude, my
first two sketches made it. I didn't make another one
for two. Pete Davidson goes cut me.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh he was great on that too.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah yeah, but the first thing, Yeah, he's like get
rid of me. He's like, calm down. It takes three years.
So like there's something in the talent they see in
you where they're like, you're gonna be good. And to
be completely honest, I don't think David Pete Davidson was
that great on there. Yeah. I think Lauren Michael's is.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Like I think he was doing a little bit of
a favor, yeah, because he knew his back Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
But there's some people he had to do the yeat
skirt thing skirt Yeah, that that cracks me up.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
There's some people there and.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Then there's like the picture on the w NBA where
it's like Kim Kardashian's in front and it's not him,
but the girl kind of looks like Pete Davidson, like,
come on, Pete Davidson, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
No, it's fine. There's uh there's some people though that
they go in there for tryouts and they've already got
the show which they've been name dropping. Yeah, like uh
Sidekis he was a call in, like his uncle called
him in. Uh, George went from Cheers, which is crazy.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
There's a couple other ones I remember on the first
but like some of them, like you're apparently doppel ganger,
Bobby moynahan had to do like three run through.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Oh even uh.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Lamberg remember that the mind fuck with hater on the
first one. Hey, you and Sandberg are coming up here.
We're hiring you. We're gonna hire him. He doesn't know yet. Yeah,
it's like, why would you even say that to me? Hey,
you're so good though, what's.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
The guy's been on there for like twenty years? Keenan
He tried out like four or five times ye for
that show and he find so. But should we skip
ahead to the next one? There's like there's four episodes.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, go ahead, Okay, this is on you. I only
have this.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I don't really have anything else, so I won't go too.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Much into the third episode, but I'll just the third
episode is my favorite of the four. It is an
entire hour and twenty minute or so documented. Because they're
all separate documentaries, they make it sound like it's a series,
but they're all separate documentaries. The third one is all
about the cow bell sketch, all about it. It is spectacular,
(39:50):
and you learn about who it was written for in
the first place. You learn about like the band, the
real band, and they're reaction action to it, and there
their argument. There's actually an argument about who was the
person that played the cow bell in the real song,
because yeah, it is. It is phenomenal. It is my
(40:13):
by far, my favorite. Will Ferrell's on it a lot.
Haven't seen he actually came up with it. I haven't
seen it.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yet, but I also have seen other interviews with Christopher Walking.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, he does hate it because people walk up to
him and they're like and he's like, why, why.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
See your dog?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
But like Jimmy Fallon was brand new that year, Chris
Parnell was, uh yeah, somewhere in there. I believe those
two were. It was like the the first or second
show of the season, like the and it was the
like right after the intro of the show, so it
(40:57):
was like how how it started their career?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Fifty do you guys actually watch it?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Is a fifth yeahs twenty fifth anniversary of that skit.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, but I mean, now it's fifty years right, yep.
Do you guys watch it on Saturday night? I don't
even watch it anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I don't watch it on Saturday night. But if it's
somebody good, I go back and watch it. Like Chappelle
he did it last week. I didn't. I didn't watch it.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
The only thing that I heard about that is from
the Power Trip is Dave Chappelle going never got invited
to Dinny parties. Apparently I'm too ugly. I when I
heard that, I laughed, and then Corey and Hawker laughing
because it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
He made that joke too about how like last time
Trump got elected, he was like the first show after
and he's like they asked him to.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Do it again.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
This was like, no, no, no, But what's the one
close to January sixth? And then I'll just do a
quick one about the last one? The fourth one? Or yeah,
well no, there was FOURD Star Wars, and I don't
know if this new one that's coming out is part
(42:04):
of it. Is they're gonna put it on there.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I don't think it is. I think it's the four
because there's a there's the music one and then there's
another one.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh okay, so, but they might be putting them all
in order, like because they're all separate documentaries. But but
the fourth one I watched was about the the Weird
they call it the Weird Season, and it's about season
eleven where they had they let go a ton of people.
It was and then it was the first year that
that uh, what's the name of the producer?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
LORDE.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Michael's came back. He was gone for a while.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I don't say anything. I want to throw you off.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Are those hold on? Are those fudge rounds? Yep? What
are those you don't want to talk about? No? One
of those little candy do?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I look again?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
What are those little candies you don't want to talk about?
With a little chocolate? You know what I'm saying. It's
like it's like the the the Gram.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
I'm gonna swipe the phone with my nose, don't quit it.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
But we're calling it a nose now, we're calling it
a nose now.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
No, I mean, all right, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
So the but anyway, the fourth episode is about season eleven.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Uh he can't. Uh, Lauren came back.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Lauren came back, and uh, he just hired new people.
He hired Michael McKeon, what's his name from? Oh, John
Lovis was new that year. Robert Downey Junior, he lasted,
(43:40):
didn't even last a whole year. There was a bunch
of them from that year that we're on there for
like one year. It was. They called it the weird
year because they hired a bunch of people that were
already a stab oh uh shooters full guy Quaid Randy
Quaid was on there backwards. Yeah, thank you, dude.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
I would have not got unless you would have went
pull this place into a parking lot. It's the only question.
Or unless he's going into this.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
One of them on there that were just one year
and done there and they were like established people watching
some of the.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
New ones though, like do you think it's the magic
still there? I don't know, maybe just I think maybe
I've gotten old. But some of it seems like to me,
like I watched one the other day and it was like,
this is effing terrible. And to be fair, I didn't
watch it, like I didn't watch it religiously like some people,
(44:35):
you know, so like maybe that's just par for the course.
There's some bad sketches that it's like we just don't
talk about like you got a filler and then there's
two or three bangers in there, you know, some of
the actors, like who's the one that does a Will Smith?
He's gone now, right.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
For like years?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Really, yeah, it's been a long time fifteen it's been
a long time.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I should have met you. Wish I had a dope
beat to say a long time roll Damn, I do
like I do enjoy the Weekend update though. Yes, they're
they're that's where that's where the head turners are. Yeah,
they brought a head Arlette. He's the head writer, uh
chair Jost.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I think both of them are like, uh, I imagine
co yep, because that's what my not want anything else
myers was.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
That's kind of right to say. I think was basically
outside of Norm m MacDonald And the only reason he
got fired was because o J jokes.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
You guys want to spoiler alert, Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Hold on, do you have like a button bar thing
you want to hit? Doun down down down.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
There has not been a button bar spoiler alert. The
cow bells uh sketch was written weeks before it was
actually done. The It was going to be called woodblocks,
(46:08):
and it was written on the episode that Norm McDonald
hosted when he came back and he was going to
be Bruce Dickinson whoa, And he was going to be like, ah,
could he use mor woodblock?
Speaker 3 (46:23):
That's pretty good?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Norm, Yeah, you guys, Uh, that was great, But I
could he use Morrow woodblock?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
I think that both would have been.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That would have gone great too, but I don't think
like and even they showed the dress rehearsal because they
always do the full show first they do the dress
rehearsal and then they cut more skits. And when they
went through it the first time, even with with walking
(46:57):
walking Christopher waking, the closer.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
We got to my face. It's like I better get the.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Poke.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, but they got close.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Man when they when they did the dress rehearsal, he
wasn't that into it. He's like, I could use them
a cow bell, but he didn't do like, yeah, I
was doing like an impression of himself.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
When they did the last one, they.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Always say like kind of the the reads are kind
of like the Nate Bargatzi one with the last one
is like football. There's a little kicking like that one. God,
the second one is the second one bombed, but the
first one was good. But somebody said, I can't remember what.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Did you see the Christmas one that they did on
that other show they had the Nate Bargazzi.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Uh oh, yeah, that Christmas thing I didn't see.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
And he did it where he was like he did
the same character and they they the same writers from
SNL came in to do it and they did the
where he was in the manger.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Oh I've seen that, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see on
TikTok I seen yeah. All right, bringing up to my
last thing, well one of my I could keep talking, Matthew.
Are you willing to sell your phone? Nope? For five
to ten thousand dollars for.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
TikTok, sell my phone? Just give it to them.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
You could whatever, as long as that app stays on
your phone because people deleted it and people are willing
to pay.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, if you go online right now, there is Yeah.
Really it's like a huge thing where people are selling
phones for like five ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Should I get into the five grand?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Jefferies? Like, can I wipe everything?
Speaker 2 (48:42):
But that I did?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
I did break some news. Do you guys want to
talk about that? For a minute something. Yeah, that was
the first one. Oh, okay, would you be I would
sell my phone in a heartbeat if I get rid
of everything, but TikTok is, but he buy my phone
for five grand I would pay off my other phone
and have three to four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I mean I shouldn't say this on here, but I'd
kill both of you and take your phones and sell
them for twenty thousand dollars. Okay, love your kill him,
we split the money.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
That's only he's not worth much.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
He looks good, but his foot's newer, his foe's newer.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
You're so fucking dead.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Mine's like eleven. I know where you sleeping.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Fucking bom.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Haircuts interrupted when it cow forces its way into the barbershop, Matt,
you want to recreate that? You think that's how it
busted into the barbershop.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
That's when I walk in with my burger, came out lunch.
I'm like, hey, can you guys cut my hair?
Speaker 3 (49:54):
I need my utters taken care of.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I won't do There's so many fun bars I could
do for this.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Man who only ate cheese and beef and sticks of
butter for eight months suffers shocking side effects.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
What what happened?
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Florida man in his mid forties on a meat, fat,
and dairy heavy.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Diet podcast.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
The man told doctors that he had adopted a carnivore
diet eight months. Explained that his daily intake was made
up of entire sticks of butter, six to nine pounds
of cheese, and apperger six. Lucky, Lucky, Good Lord, we
(50:48):
shall be free. Over fifty percent of Americans suffered from
pee anxiety. Polls reveal do you have bathroom anxiety? According
to a new study, half of all Americans do, and
a large majority are putting it off going to the
bathroom because of it. Two thousand adults found ninety have
(51:11):
hold off their going to the bathrooms so they don't
miss out on something exciting or important. I don't give
a flying fuck what's going on in the football game.
When I got a piss, I'm.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Going how many here? You like? We used to keep
track on times you take a piss during the show.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
That's weird. Why you care about mine?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Because it's fucking hilarious? Two Scott nine. Maybe maybe are
you even? Maybe?
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Bruston? I like Bruston. Bruston's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
My douche personality.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
Brust disabled man wins six thousand from cops after being
mistaken for a bus masturbat or Matthew, What were you
doing that day?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I got bored?
Speaker 3 (51:57):
You got this poor son of a bitch. Hello, Hey guys,
Hey guys.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
You guys were talking about a master bear. No, no, no, no,
well what a master bear?
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Were you on a bus? No? But you said master bear?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Right? Yeah, I said baiter.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Oh never mind. Well hold on, you talking on yourself,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Kevin? Yeah, you know, I mean those.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Whole months where you're like just sleeping, I mean hibernation.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
What does that sound like?
Speaker 3 (52:26):
Thank you us?
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Well, if you combine matt and hibernation, what do you get.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
His regular life?
Speaker 2 (52:34):
How'd you know?
Speaker 3 (52:42):
They've put my life in danger? Is the last part
of that. But he was the wrong person, so he
got the homeless man got six thousand dollars because good
for him, he was not the right person that was
masturbating and putting people's leves in danger. There's that, you know,
That's that's why you gotta.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Be You're careful. Yeah, you gotta be careful for your
aim of these things.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
I don't I think they were like talking about the outline,
or they look for the person.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
You know, oh, look like a penis.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
I don't think he had his dick, you know, like
a like a man. So look the sketch artist gets
down there and you're like, it was veiny, not a
small it was a smaller head, you know, the balls
were tight. It's he's like, no the person, Oh, oh
(53:34):
my god, Well, I'm sorry, I have muscle.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah we saw your you're flexing earlier. No, no, no,
your fore arms what you were doing? Yeah, yeah, it's
like that.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
I'm sorry, I have muscle. Unfortunately some people don't have that.
He's looking at you, kid, terrible throat.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
I can't right back to.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
That's why you're our first basement.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
You're not wrong. You played.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
It's so good. I thought it was squirt.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
No, no, don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Enough about pepsi products.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Squirt pepsi product it is.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
I thought that was like the one of the other
independent ones.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah, what else you got anything? How do we How
do we end this show?
Speaker 3 (54:32):
I think I brought I brought a lot of you did.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Good job you did. There's other things that gonna happened.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Hold on one more. Okay, it's a little bit sports based,
but it's not sports. It's about television. How do you
think the NBA is going to survive after all these
huge TV deals go by the wayside when they're not
getting ratings.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Sorry, I watching from mean girls up there.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
So like it's the TV contracts like an four years
and now like they're the NBA is trying to like
make a euro League, but their ratings are lower, like
way low, like basically before Bird and Magic Low.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
I didn't know this is where you were going. I
thought you're gonna I thought you were gonna go baseball
like streaming. When you told me this earlier, when he
kind of gave me a little bit of a warning
about TV and sports. Yeah, no, this, I bet you
we're going baseball. I knew nothing about it. Yeah, to
tell you that dry, I don't. I don't like the NBA.
(55:34):
I don't watch the NBA. No, I do sometimes, but
I haven't for a long time.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
I mean, I think the honestly, I think this is
a it's a big for television. They're giving all this money,
but they're not getting the returns, and so like I
think that's gonna very much affect how much money they're
paying people, and then now that's gonna be an ultimately
different landscape going forward.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
It should be.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
I mean, if you're if you're not like sixty million
a year, it crazy. It's crazy though if you think
about baseball too, because there's teams like the Twins and
other like Arizona and teams like that that are struggling
to even have a platform and bring in money. But
then you've got teams like the Dodgers what Twins TV. Yeah,
(56:28):
but there is a streaming thing. It's going to be
all streaming now.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
And you've got.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Teams like the Dodgers that are gonna pay you know,
ten billion dollars a year for people.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
And this is like Amazon, TNT, HBO, and ESPN have
all put in these huge billion dollar deals like two
years ago for the NBA, and now the ratings have
like plummeted.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Well, you're a you're a basketball fan.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Uh, what I think it's is I think it's I mean, dude,
it's it's gonna it's they have to change, like it's
got to change now before the money runs out or otherwise.
The NBA is in real trouble because when the money
when they go to renew the contracts, right, nobody's gonna
(57:21):
want to sign that amount of money deal. And all
these players want X amount of money. So if you're
a GM or Adam Silver, you got a freaking we
need to put a cap in. We need to stop
this because I mean, for twenty years, the NBA is no,
(57:44):
no NFL player makes fifty million dollars a year. Well don't, okay,
but I mean like there's maybe one. Yeah, I mean
I mean, dude, like, look, there's there's probably like staff
making sixty there's.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
You can What you're trying to say is you can
be the eleventh man on a team and make fifteen
million a year. Yes, yeah, the there's no like baseball,
you've got people that are making, you know, on a
two hundred or seven hundred and fifty million, seve hundred
and fifty million dollar contract, when you've got other people
(58:19):
making three hundred and fifty thousand a.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Year or even less. If you come out from the
miners and it's just I.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Think like three fifties the bottom of the barrel.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I think this is the to me, what I want
to get to is this is the inflation that's happened
in sports where the crash is gonna start happening. Yeah,
all of the sports are gonna get there eventually, and
NBA is gonna hit it first. And they were the
one that was gonna get closed first. Yeah, and then
(58:49):
they rose to this and then now it's just boom
and then everything else keeps rising. In sports, Nobody wants
to go to these. I mean, nobody wants to go
eighty two games too much. Nobody wants to go see that.
I'm sure if so and so's in town, yeah you
might go.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
The thing is that people would if they tried, but
they don't try anymore.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
The NHL is like the only league that has kept
things relatively and.
Speaker 3 (59:16):
They pay their own Texas based on like what what
the league brings in and what they pay out right,
not TV deals, no, because they don't have the giant
TV deals they got like TNT. Yeah, and now TNT
is doubled down on the NHL because basketball is leaving
because Amazon and ESPN paid so much.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
A TT was like, yeah, no, we're not gonna pay yeah,
and you can probably pay them around what you pay
pro bowling. Really yeah, I mean they don't. Yeah, I
don't know. I think the big the big leagues all
need to get a little bit of freaking reckoning and
we slap down a little bit because does it not.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
Feel like basketball is coming? True? Yeah, I mean right,
that's what that again, getting to my like the last
point with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I mean even with the NFL that I love, I mean,
they're the freaking dances were predicted. Yeah, the Utah Jazz
went to Utah, but they didn't allow music.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Well, they can't thrust.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Also in Minneapolis, Lakers went to l.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
LA where there are no lakes.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
That movie again, that's it's just to me, that's like,
that's one of those things. It's like I think I'm
starting to see it in real time. You know, we're
like ratings, Like eventually it's like, oh, this doesn't go
down to the fans. But a beer cost you fifteen dollars?
What happened? How much does it cost you at a bar? Six?
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Probably at most.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Do you see the Orioles new thing? Yeah, yes, that's sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
That's what the issue bo.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Thing too.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
At the issue brothers, get all the twins three dollars
popcorn and bring it back.
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
That should we should we talk about fight club because
we're breaking the other rule ship I did.
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
That wasn't really sports.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
That was no, no you you you did give us
that preface, but then we went down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
So yeah, we are wet. It's up to you guys
here an hour?
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Yeah, should we should be done? Hey, Bruce, what's one
thing you hate this week?
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
You know what? The one thing I hate this week
is I don't know albums? You know, I figured it
out earlier today is a person that loves music. I
love a lot of songs. I could say a lot
of names of the songs. I don't like the fact
that I don't know what album they're from, and that
kind of pisses me off. When the real music lovers do,
(01:02:03):
they're like, oh that's from this album. My brother doesn't
to me all the time. And I kind of figured
you would know a lot of yours. And it's I am.
I know songs, and I figured out a way to
know about sixty five percent of the words they sing.
So whatever that song comes on, I can hit the chorus,
I can mumble through some other words, and I can
hit some other notes.
Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
You know what sucks? Okay? So I love Vinyl and
I've got a bunch of Bob Seeker ones. Every freaking
album looks the same on the front. It's like a
Bob Seeker face. You can't you can't tell who's who
or what album is what. So I will never I
(01:02:44):
will never figure out Bob Seger albums because they're all
they all look the same.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
You know, I hate this week people that go into
a turn lane and don't commit, like get the fuck
all the way to a turn the lane, no reason.
It was two people before him. That's why they gave
him so much ship. Because if we were in the
vehicle and people are like, I don't want to slide
halfway over slide, Yeah, you just get you just get
(01:03:13):
into it a little bit earlier and you won't slide
all the way through it. Yeah yeah, write that down.
Take that down for notes, buddy. But anyway, those those
two people before us today, and that is a thing
all the time. Like if you're in in BMIGI and
you're in two lanes and there's a turn lane and
these are people are like, I'm kind of in here,
but d yeah yeah yeah, and they're sticking out into
(01:03:36):
the other lane, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Like, get the fue you can't you got an entire
lane for turning?
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Get the fuck over if you're taking a left hand
turn in a turn lane, right, Like, I don't need
to run into your bumper or like have to swerve
out into this other lane to get around you move,
get out, get out the way.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
How would a Minnesota say that?
Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Hey, buddy, scooch over a little bit? Would you please?
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
All right? Matt?
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
All right, Matt, guess what I didn't learn what I
hate today or just this week?
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
What did you hate this week?
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
A co worker? Co workers not naming the co worker.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I knew you were going to go there.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Co workers trying to tell him what to do, and
it's not his job to tell me what do. He
doesn't sign my checks, he does name down on the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Freaking Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
He want to be all right, Matt?
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Yes, buddy, what's the one thing you love the most?
What musical artist makes you smile?
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Black Hawk? Good Bangers.
Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
I'm obsessed with him. I'm telling you right now, the Hawk,
not the.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Oh back to me?
Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Yeah, water Boat, Yeah, a little bit more, I'm gonna say, Jason,
Isabelle Queen.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I wanna go basic bitch, Okay, love queen. But yeah,
that's it. That is the first episode of.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I Like That, Something we Love and something we hate.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Yeah a week, good job.
Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I like it. It's a good finish, kind of plays
off a beer belly and.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
It's normally on your belly. Too soon better than a
too soon, So generally it's what it's on your belly.
It's too soon.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
We need outro music too.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Yep, I already got it, got it, and you talk
about Bob d keep going.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah anyway, anyways, that's it. All right, Well, have a
good week. Thanks for tuning in. We'll only get better.
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Welcome to more content from the Beer Belly Sports Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Yeah, I'm Dustin, that's Bruce.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
We were brought to you by Beer Belly Sports and
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Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
And also a Geffer production.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You'll get way better, right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
This go me the way to go home.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I'm and b.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
And it went right to my man
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