SBS EP 3 Strange Brew

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Dust off your boots.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's time to hit the floor. The Silver Bullets calling.
Can't ignore Travis and Sam.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This spin and tells to nine a baseball Bruce and
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
Step right up.

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To the Silver Bullet Sessions where country meets pop culture confessions.
Swinging partner at the final play line that's in Arcade's Away.

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From Home Runs to Home.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Bruce Silver screams the country blues.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
These boys have got it.

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like the good Old Days movies roll like tumble reeds.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Across the screen.

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In the song he Talk, We're living.

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join the crowd. The Silver Bullet Shining ride That's made
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Bullet Sessions, where country meets pop culture confessions. Swing your
partner at the fillow play We're dancing a kid?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
What the fuck is up?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Kyle?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Welcome back to another episode of the Silver Bullet Sessions.
I am Travis Kruth, and to my left we have
mister Sam Calbert.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
What's going on, Sammy, nothing much this week, got another
episode in here for a lot of laughs, some more
shit talk. Oh yeah, a lot more beers. Yeah, let's
get into this.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, and this show is being brought to you by
Seventh Avenue Pizza Pizza before it was trendy, and we
are coming to you live from the Nary Runway Lounge.
You're in Narry, Minnesota, just outside of a midgee in one.
Matt Geffrey are in his own house, producer. Let's give
a round of applause Matt. Everybody, round of applause. Thank

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you Matt for having us yet again.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Thanks Matt, always a pleasure. Yeah, oh you guys are
welcome out of here. Playing the h the monitor that
Travis let us use for this time because it's a
lot easier to see. Last week we did the monitor
just like I didn't have a monitor that they kind
of did off just the computer itself and I go
back and forth and it's really fucking annoying. So this
time I have a monitor with me just like I

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do like in baseball, So it's a lot easier to
go bounce back and forth with. So yeah, see, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Today's pod. We kind of got a full slate here.
We got our movie review. It's a good one, one
of me and Sam's favorites.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Very underrated. A lot of people have seen this.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Very underrated.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
We got our fantasy football update coming up first, our
bowling update, and boy do we have a lot about
that to unpack. Gonna stump Sam with three baseball players
and where they went to college. That's for damn sure.
This week, I think, and we have our snake draft
and then a bunch of other shit talk. And you
know what, Sam, there's been a lot of shit talk

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in the last two weeks.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, I mean, I suppose we should get it all
out right in the beginning.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
You think before the fantasy update.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, no, no, no, okay, there's yeah. I mean everything's
full of shit anyway, So well you're full of shit.
Your eyes are brown?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
All right, So fantasy football update. I learned this week
that fantasy football is such a game of luck. No
matter what you fucking do, you have to get lucky
to win.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't have the crystal ball. I'm not a witch,
but my team, one of my teams last week put
up one hundred and eighty points. This week, we put
up ninety five with the same line up against probably
more favorable matchups.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I like to think that I am a industry leader
in the fantasy football in the Northern Minnesota fantasy football world.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I like to think that I, uh draft slump proof
teams that is definitely being put to the test.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Here, Travis. Is this like in our league and be
really sports league or just in different league?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, I won our league. I beat Scott this week.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I beat aiden By.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I beat the breaks off Scott this week. Not because
my team did so well because it up eighty six.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Points, huh, I do better.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, But one thing, like in one of my leagues,
I only had let's see one two, I only had
three players score above ten points. That makes it tough,
especially when they were you're my first five round draft picks,
most of them.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I didn't have two terrible of a week uh three
and oh week, but the injuries did pile on. Most
of the injuries came later in the games when I'd
already kind of secure a decent a decent lead. Also,
just a very pitiful performance from one of my one

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of my opponents with a sixty six point nine to
my one sixteen.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Ouch, but like one sixteen that's a bad week.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, especially a double quarterback league. This is a non
I mean it was a defensive week. The two other
leagues I'm in that have defenses I chose very correctly
with the Vikings d and one of them playing the
uh the Ohio School of the Deaf and Blind.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh fuck were they bad? What an awful team?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Watch? Actually?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah? Not real football. I mean, I don't know how
many times you could say that you watch four offensive
snaps and saw three turnovers from one team.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Never in my football career.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, I mean just for the first time ever saw
it this week. The half PPR league had to make
a move here and I had to trade, had to
trade a quarterback to get a a running back here
because James Connor is down for the year.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yep, so in the in my.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Two quarterback league, really looking to make a move here
and grab another running back with James Connor down.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Who was the Raiders wide receiver that went off he
had like three times?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Trey Tucker?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, Trede Tucker can go fuck himself because I have
Jacoby Myers who should be their number one receiver and
Rock Powers in.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Both leagues and stole all of it.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
They combined for eighteen points.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah, I mean I feel like they were definitely a
little more open than what the statistics show.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, and that was That was the week after Gino
Smith forgot how to throw a football too.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, I mean it. I mean it's luck of the draw.
There's there's at least one quarterback who forgets how to
throw football every week. Yeah, like Russell this week.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
God did he look bad? They mentioned him though? Oh
really they did, I believe. So.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, they're darts, which is nuts because they have James too.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh yeah, they do, like.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Everyone does.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I know, you guys wanted him as a Viking, just
to have him just what I want him asber who
I was talking to. I mean they you guys. Everybody
starts blending into one eventually. Sure.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
I mean the Vikings fans are thinking that Carson wentz.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Holy ship God.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
So this is the problem with them. They get so
high after one goodie. They thought, oh that's an ugly sound.
They thought, what's his nuts? Josh Dobbs was like the
best QB every.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
The guy had one legacy game for the God.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's just actually crazy that they do that with every QB.
They did it with Keenum, but they did it with
cousins and cousins.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I've never seen a group of people hop on someone's
dick like that.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I did put I did put a poll out on
our Beabery sports page.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
But I know I said I voted.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Hey, they were you the one who hated it? Yes, okay,
that makes it checks out, Sandwich, you vote at all
on it?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
There is a vote that we have, and I shared
a lot. We have quite a bit over two hundred
or two thousand, five hundred votes, all right, yeah, two
thousand five votes. Ever go. A lot of people are saying,
don't only yet, it's only been one game. Some people
are saying this is our year. Uh. Some people say, uh,
sit sit jj uh for one more year. It's Carson

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Wentz season. Yeah, which is just calm.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Down the fucking nuts, though, And they do it with
everybody because they did it with cousins. Then we go
to Sam Darnold, who you would have thought Jesus Christ
himself was throwing the football last.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Year for the Vikings. Yeah, the way they treated him, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Mean, it's the only credit I can give is as
an opposing fan, it's I've been to one game, want
to know at the bank, and yeah, the very nice fans,
very easy to get along with, and they just I

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think they just have one way of dealing with things
and they just treat everybody the same. They treat everybody
very nice and respectful. So that's why you see the
quarterback is I mean, JJ McCarthy is getting the worst
treatment of all these guys.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Which is crazy though, because when they picked him.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Oh my god, that's their guy. They drafted him. They're
gonna homegrow him. But I mean they treat one year
rentals like like mister j C and their homegrown guy
that they all agreed on picking. Is they're just shipping
all for him.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know. And then you get us looking from the
outside end, going, god, he could be good, Just give him,
give him another year to learn.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, I mean, what is he twenty one years old?
Twenty two now? Yeah, I mean twenty two. It's he's
played three career games, like.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, well I would really count that preseason game last
year really anything he was there for like.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Half yeah maybe, And I was I was actually mad
because I am a Gopher fan.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
It skyut with the boat.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yep, Co Gophers and uh rosmer gets it yep. And
the Vikings just forgot one of the best receiving cores
in the game, actually, just forgot how to catch the fucking.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeh feeling like like feeling dropped on the right in
the midsection. I think JJ missed.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
One, Naylor missed one. I believe it was.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
It's crazy, like you have one of the best hands
in the league and pure runners and pure catchers, like
if he is probably the best example, like he can
game or catch anything. Now he doesn't have speed like
you know, justin Jefferson or anything like that. What are
you trying to say, Matt that he's pretty white, His
routes are kind of he's starting to round his routes more. Yeah,
he's at that age. But yeah, you can totally tell

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that he's kind of dropped off.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
But how shitty do the Vikes feel? So they lose
to Atlanta? Right then Atlanta goes and gets fucking throttled
by Carolina. It's not even a football.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Price Young, Yeah, Price Young was out here.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, McMillan is not looking like, I mean too much
hype there. Yeah, not in terms of the player, In
terms of the fantasy. I mean, I think you could
kind of see that it was coming along with where
he's at. Absolute specimen of a guy. But yeah, definitely
needs some time to grow into his role.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Philadelphia had a good win. I saw they finally they
finally kind of put it together and looked like a
Super Bowl contending team.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I had the Rams in that one, and I spread, Yeah,
I was like, oh my god, Rams, wasn't a bad pick.
Rams or Polands were like, dude, I fuck got this
one in the bag. Let's fucking go. Fourth quarter comes around,
Oh no, they started looking good. AJ Brown looking like
a J Brown again, Jalen Hurst looking like Jalen Hurst
that he knows how to throw now, dude. And uh.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
One other one was Tampa Bay. And I've been high
on them all year, But my god, are they lucky
that Danger Russ forgot how to play quarterback?

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah? I mean, uh, maybe maybe evens out after what
four hundred and yeah forty yard week last week, but
with with.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Like what do you have three picks?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Last week? Though?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Still yeah, it was not Yeah, I mean they ended up.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean, they they still lost to Dallas, didn't they.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh yeah, they waved the flag too, and just started
handing it off to Scataboo Taboo.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
All I think about when I watch him run is
the stone cold Steve Austin Cliff from August white Man exactly.
That is all I think about, because I saw an
edit of that on the old on the old X
machine and it was like just him punching in his
first touchdown and immediately that.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I love that. I do have a fancy thing for you,
Sam uh So in a dynasty league that I have.
One of my friends sent me a trade and I
end up accepting this trade. Do you want to know
I have Scataboo. He's on my taxi squad. Ok, do
you want to know what this man sent me? You
accepted this trade. I accepted this trade, like easily accepted

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this trade. He sent me a second round next year pick. Yeah,
I take that easily. I People were like trying to
vote like Vito, and I'm like, well, I would have
been too.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's one of the things in fantasy. I'm not a
big trade block guy.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Everything on trade box, see what I can get because
I'm big.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I'll send out feelers.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
You start low, I'll see what I can get and
I've made I think two trades in my fantasy career.
I'm just not about it.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I drafted my team and it's kind of one of
those I've made my bed. I will fucking lad it's
the hill I will die on with that team. My
team could be the worst in the league, but my god,
do I.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Love my guys.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I send out feelers, probably two to three feeler trades
a day. I will fish you dry. I've got one
out right now. I'm fishing, Uh, Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Right now, you're gonna trade him or trying to get him.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
I'm gonna trade him. So I went, I.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Better get a fucking house for that.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Well, listen to this. So well, right now, I don't
have any running backs because James Connor is down, so.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I have.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
I sent it in for so I have Jalen Hurts
and I have Josh Allen. Those were my first two
sicks because there wasn't any really good running backs left.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I heard noted one of.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
The guys in this league has had Josh Allen for
three straight years, and I know he's obsessed with having
Josh Allen. Oh it's Blake Huntley.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh god, so I sent.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Him trade him for literally anybody.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Well, I'm trying to get him for uh, it's Josh
Allen for Kyler Murray and Bucky Irving.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Really good, has been good to he's gonna go the
past two years.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
That's actually that's in. That's not the worst offer ever either,
Like no, I would if I really wanted Josh Allen.
I think that's a no brainer. Well, you're giving up
you're probably your RB one for one of the highest
scoring key.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Is Okay, this town of dynasties is normal two QB
league and kyl.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
And it's not like Kyler's fucking really tearing it up.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
No, He's definitely QB too worthy. So my I have
Nick Chubb and the dilemma I'm in is Joe Maxon
is out yep, So I have Joe Mixon and Nick Chubb,
So which everyone plays? I can play in there. But
right now, Kenneth Gainwell is my starting running back because
James Connors have you?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Uh? Is Drake may on the waiver wire in that league?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
He's solid twenty points and I dropped him in the
Beer Belly League because I was just I was never
We're a one QB league. I'm never gonna play him.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well, I always have two quarterbacks in general, because one
like any like. I have Daniels as my quarterback for
my generally starting sure, but but I had Josh Allen
as well too, so it's kind of like what he no, sorry, differently,
uh hearst is my backup quarterback. Yeah, it's like what
do you do? Right?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I mean, and that's just the reality of it too.
You got to go based on what you need. But
if you have a good QB one like in the
Beer Belly League, I have Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Really need anyone else just rotting and taking up a
bench spot till it's bye week. But it's easy enough
to pick a dude out.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'll ask you guys this, how many leagues is too
many leagues?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Because I think three is way too many.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
I have four and I instantly regret it.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm capped out at too. I actually took a hiatus.
I love that word, by the way, hiatus hiatus. I
love mixing that in there when I can, But I'm
in two leagues and it it takes do. I took
the break because I wanted to enjoy watching football again.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yep. And it was.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Awesome, and now I'm this is year three back in
fantasy after a four year hiatus, and it takes a
joy out of it because I got guys on one team,
but then I'm playing against them the same week, so
it's like you can't really root for him, but you
still need to do good. It's the lesser of two evils,

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I suppose, but it just kind of takes the joy
out of watching football a little bit. Like when I
got three screens.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Going, yeah, you have fucking crazy person.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's that that is my third screen.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I know, I know, I'm sorry. I mean granted, like
mine's down here, like my monitor, that's my that's my
red zone screen, and up there is like the vikings
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, but it I think three is too many. Two
is manageable, but three is too many.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah. Like I said, I'm in see one for us,
one for high school, one for one of our other friends,
a friend group, and then I'm in a dynasty. Yeah,
and it's way, way, way too much, and I regret
it and that will not happen to get next year
because I'm mixing things up, like yeah, I'm overthinking things

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and I'm kind of fucking myself.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
It just it's a lot of work, you know, it's
it's a lot of work. Look at Dale Doba.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
You know, Dale Doback, I manage a baseball team like.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Little League or fantasy like, so I mean, in reality,
you are.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Dale dough Back. I'm sorry, damn it.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
But no, let's let's hop into it, Sammy. The absolute
fucking SmackDown the Detroit Lions throughout last night. Oh god,
was out a good game. I was fucking scared. But
that's like a season signature win over one of the

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best teams in the NFL. And it wasn't ever particularly
like that. I feel the Lions were pressing that game.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I've people talk about like the only beat up bad teams.
They stuck it to. Look what happens.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Lamar got sacked like eight.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Times last night, and I think the Hutch get won.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
No, I think he got too.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
He was so now the NFL is actually looking at
He's been getting clipped a lot like, can't take it
out in the knees a lot like yeah, chops, I
saw that. Yeah, So which is good? Good? Yeah, protect
our boy, protect Hutch at all costs.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, especially with that new leg.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, and Jered goof to protect him.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh how about you know, people were wondering with new
coordinators and stuff like that, what Dan Campbell would like
kind of do in certain situations. Who the fuck's drawn up?
I don't even know. How did the option play with
Am and Rock? Oh you hand the ball off, it's

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fourth and goal and run a read option with your
wide receiver run and your RB one and you're just
running a read option out of the.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Backfield like that.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was nuts, but uh, I love it. Campbell stuck
to his guns last night in a lot of fourth
down situations.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Well, people, just the way people lose the Lions is
by t to out lie in the Lions.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, we had this conversation. We had this conversation there.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
I mean you saw it where there was two fourth
down situations. Granted the Ravens did convert what one of them?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Two of them?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
One of them I believe, Yeah, because they got sacked
fourth and goal or whatever.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, they got stuff fourth and goal on the first one,
like they were. We traded off fourth and goals, fourth
down plays and just by getting Dan Campbell just uses
his brute force to get coaches to try to he
just suckers him in. He makes them out play him.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
He makes them try and play their game, which only
they can do, and it shows. Like Baltimore, I think
it was either the second or third quarter. I think
the third they went down and the Lions should have
had two different interceptions on the same drive that ended
up in a touch down, I believe. And that sucks

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real mad at what's his nuts Branch yep, Bryan Branch
because he dropped one that was on a double on
a double pass though they tried to double pass and
almost threw a pick. And that's just them.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Ravens don't do that.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
They never do that.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
What I did understand, like Lamar has great legs take off,
you've seen him him. He looked like he was terrified
out there. He was running around every way. He didn't
he was but go upfield.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
The the interior d lineman for the Lions last night
played unbelievable. They were making legitimate open field tackles on Lamar,
who is arguably one of the best open field running
quarterbacks in the league, probably the best open field running
back in the quarterback.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Cam Newton has entered the chat. He was just kidding,
he was.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
But Lamar's shifty He's hard to take down and they
missed him a times last night even too, but they
minimized it. He really didn't break out a ton of
ten plus yard runs, which I think really helped out.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
By the way Bates had the leg he had the
foot on.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yes, he did. That was pretty cool. That was That
would have been like the longest NFL history.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
It would have been sixty eight yards, right, sixty seven
fucking that's crazy, that's.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Crazy they're even thinking about that though, because.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Twenty years ago. Nope, but he had it.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I mean he kicked like if it was it was
a little bit over to the right, and yeah, he
had the leg on it.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
But I will say this, I think Jamier Gibbs and
David Montgomery will continue to just win them football games.
Do you know how hard that fucking is to stop
both of them? And they're two completely different runners.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
But oh my god, didn't look like he was running
very fast and he got caught.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
He's got those short little legs like that one, what
was it, like seventy yarder?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
He got caught, he did, but he's got short legs.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Punch in the mouth, yeah, yeah, he's meant for third
and five.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, But they are the best. They are one of
the best. They could be the best one two punch
at running back in NFL history.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I think I have the most touched. Yeah, what if
AP like he is out of his prime, Lions, bring
in Ap just like that third down type, that power
back type ship not.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Even out of his prime, give me David Montgomery. To
be honest, if AP's out of his prime, I'm taking Montgomery.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, I mean not like, you know, not right after
his knee surgery, but like a couple of years after
when he's kind of no, I know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I get that. But they just run so well together.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah and.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, I can't even think of a better running back
duo than those two.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Montgomery Mctgommery got signed for more years, so that's nice.
I think Gibbs has the option of this year.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I don't see Jami or Gibbs going anywhere else, to
be honest, because the weird part is about him. I
think those two genuinely love each other, Like ah, yeah,
they're they're just good together. Yeah, and I think they
both know. Sorry to cut you off there, but I
don't think either one would be as good.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Without the other. One there.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, they'd still be good in their own way, but
I don't think as dynamic as they are.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, I think it helps a lot with Gibbs not
getting broken down he has, I mean, because of the
caliber back that Montgomery is. He has some time to
rest and he's taking less hits. He's in there for
those less or less of those third downs, you know,
because he's a little bit smaller of a body than Montgomery.
So Montgomery, they'll hand the rock to him third five

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if they don't need to bounced on the outside. But
it's I think just has you know, they do like
they compliment each other very well.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I think Montgomery was averaging like over what was the
averaging last night? Like ten yards of carry damn.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Near Yeah, there was like two drives where I mean,
And that's something they'll do too, is whichever one's working,
like they keep them in there if it's working.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
But uh yeah, So that's kind of our update there.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
You want to move to the Vikings since were kind
of a Minnesota based cast.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Sure, let's talk about the Vikings. Yeah, blow that horn
there it is. Next week they're matching up with the Stewards.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I'm taking Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Absolutely, Aaron Rodgers is gonna be like, he's gonna he's
gonna remember, he's just gonna go. I remember, I used
to hate these guys.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I still do. Like he almost came here.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I know, we almost. That's even more fuel to the
fire now though he yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I want that's so bad just see him just to
fail though Rogers. If he came here, just to see
him face.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh no, I I honestly wanted him. If he were
to come to Minnesota, I would want him to be
good because I think he's one of the best arm
talents in the NFL ever NFL history, like, not even close.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Top five, top five easily.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, I think top five for sure.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
I'll give you that he's a top five quarterback. I
mean not now, but of all time. Yeah, I'm saying okay, yeah, absolutely,
but I say ten overall. Uh not, I'm not counting
like yards because the game has changed in the past
fifteen twenty years. Yep. Obviously, to me, Tom Brad will
always be the best. Unfortunately much I don't like Tom,

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but he is the best. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, there's no doubt about that.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I love Tom Michi Yeah. And then and then Peyton
man is probably number two? Is he? So? I like
Peyton Manning? I love him? Actually?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Is he a top five ever? He'd be, he'd be
on my fringe. He'd be on my fringe.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I think so. I think.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I think my number two is Drew Brees.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I like that. Okay, I think my number two is
Drew Brees. Ah. Fuck.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Some could make a case I'm not going to, but
some could for Philip rivers with ship teams, ship teams.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
But he was good.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Staple guy, but a top talent in the league.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
What about Eli? Then you kind of in the same
mix too as Peyton?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
No, no, I mean like with Philip.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh yeah, you guy's probably top ten, not even close
to top five though he's probably like an eight.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
The best thing about Eli was just if he got
into the playoffs, he made them interesting because he could.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
He sure didnybody.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, if he got hot, old boy, lookout. He was
one of those qbs you didn't want to see, no
matter what their record.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Was, even no matter what your roster looked like.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Right, Joe Flacco could be the best QB ever could be,
could be.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
The time will always win.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So but yeah, I would Tom Drew Brees.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'd probably go Peyton.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Would you, I think Rogers might. Peyton has a Super Bowls.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Two of them compared to one.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Right, but Rogers was so good with not an awesome
supporting cast.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Mmm, he had really? I mean Jordan Nelson's Jordan Nelson had.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Guys, Let's let's not blow the top off that, like
Donald Driver was like Randy Moss material here, Let's not
do that.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
He was not. No, but well that's what you guys
are treating. No, I'm not. I'm not saying that. Calm down,
don't use don't use the Psychologyummy.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I'm not using anything on him.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
I mean five.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You hate to say it, but it's got to be
Patty Mahomes gross.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
No, you have all not not after No, you have
absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I know.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
I think he's been in five of the last six
Super Bowls.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I mean he might be.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I mean is he is he a top ten QB?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Top five is crazy, though he has to be there.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I don't think so maybe six.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
This is me, This is me putting him above Stafford too.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
As far as arm talent wise goes Stafford, he's there.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I think we should do next time. You're like a
mountain of not ruchmore of arm talent.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Guys that can just spin the.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Ship out of the football. Zero regards I have. First off, Yeah,
big Nick, fucket send it.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's tough, though, I don't because Mahomes. They just don't
do well enough in the regular season for me to
put him there. And I know that's not always his fault,
but look at how they played yesterday. They looked like shit,
and they have the last three fucking weeks, I.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Mean three weeks out of last six years, though, is
it's not.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Look at last year they started just as slow.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Tom Brady had a top defense, top three defense.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
That has nothing to do with him throwing the fucking football.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
It means win football games.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well yeah, but defense does win championships.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah. But I don't think Mahomes is honestly that great.
I really don't, because he makes a lot of bad
forced throws. And I'm not saying Tom Brady was perfect
in that regard, but he wasn't trying to make something
out of nothing. He would throw the football away. Where

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you get Mahomes who will try and force everything to
try and make a play. And I get that, but
at some point you just got to make the smart
play if you're playing quarterback.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
In the in the NFL.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Well, we talked about how you're kind of in a
ship situation when your your top target option is a.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Thirty five year old who is who is engaged to
a billionaire. Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck if he
plays football. Und I'll be telling him not to.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
He wants to be doing his podcast with his brother.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, he does have more fun doing that.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah. I think he does a lot more fun doing that.
And I obviously he has Taylor Swift. He's gonna be busy.
He's probably gonna have a baby. Eventually, he's gonna.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Marry God's greatest gift to the music industry, Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Nope, no, nope, nuts. Do you love Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Dude, you I'm a You both know that I love
Taylor Swift. It's as God really, Yeah, what kind of
drugs do you say? I might walk out, Shut up,
I might take my monitor and get the fuck out
of her. Good luck walking home tonight, Sam Bingo, that's

(34:05):
crazy out of you, guys.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I don't know her. Earlier stuff before she went pop
was great.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
The pop is the best you guys, are you guys
are higher than giraffe. Roommate would say higher than giraffe.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Was that David Schaeffer, That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
You guys are nuts if you don't think that.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Not top five, not in my top five.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
He was like fourteen Grammys.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Beyonce, Yeah, one best Country.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, now I had I had the debate with my
roommate who's better Beyonce or Rihanna, And it's Rihanna hands down.
It's not even close. So I've been on a big
Rihanna kick here lately. No, not even close to her best.
We're talking shut up and drive breaking dishes, s.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Gees.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Only girl in the world. Rihanna, She's good. Umbrella's good
to love the Way You lie Part two. But I'm
not gonna stand for this. Taylor Swift Slanders.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Let's move on.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, you'd like to, I bet because you don't want to.
You don't want me coming at you tonight, do you?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Cole's good?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
So moving on with these two jackasses. You guys are
being to jts jts. Nobody called anybody.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
A j T. I called you a cocksucker. You said
you suck cock fantastic great movie.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
All right, let's give the Bowling update, Sam, I'm gonna
let you kick this off. This this is our bowling update.
We're gonna get the pin sound in the back. Yep,
he'll work on it in his own house. But bowling update,
we got waxed.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
We're wearing the jeans.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
The jeans are coming out this week.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Shits are being worn.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
It was that bad this week. It was that fucking bad.
It was miserable. I started a game with four or
five strikes in.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
A row, all right, I get start and finished with like.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
A one eighty Yeah, which is not good for starting
out that hot.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Okay, Yeah, the jeans are coming out.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I mean was that one into the fifth frame?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
We could try to pull the conditions of the lanes.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
But yeah, and you know what, the lanes weren't great,
but everyone asked a bowl on them and everyone on
the other team did better than we fucking did. Yeah,
the jeans are coming out.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I want video. When do you guys please video it?
And we want to share it on our page?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Sure please, sure can.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I'll be more than happy. By the way, I need
to make one of you guys an admins. You guys
share that kind of stuff, So.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, we can do that, but yeah, I think I
think we just got a channel. In our first year
we ever took bowling up kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yeah, I mean we we started our own bowling league.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, some might say a league of their own. Women
actually weren't involved in this league though.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
We every it was Mondays and then.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Every Tuesdays, every Monday or Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
We would uh it was dead of winter. There was
nothing to do, so we were like, hey, let's go bowling.
Bowling alley was always empty, and we just take turns,
uh slapping the card down and bowl five or six games.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
And Jesus is a lot of games, it is, but
when there's only three of you.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Doing it, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
And when you're when you're bowling, good.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Words, Reid. When you're hot, you're hot, yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I mean there was some three hour sessions sometimes.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, because we would all bowl, we'd all bullshitty in
our supposedly last game. Yeah, someone would be like, okay,
one more, one more. It's just like a beer at
the bar, you know, one more couldn't kill me. But yeah,
so that's how we started that bullying. We got to
find a way to get back to that because it

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was the most fun. I think there's a little more
pressure on us this year, coming in fourth last year.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
So here's what I want to tell you from a
coaching side, for who has run teams like softball teams
and been on bowling leagues and such, I'll tell you this,
have fun, just like coaching. You know better than this.
Have fun, don't. It's not playoffs yet. Why are you
out here stressing, Matt. We're there to fucking win. Okay,

(38:53):
I get it, but you don't get it because it
is such a you want to kill yourself over like
a fucking regular season game.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Some games, yeah, no, some games when you both sub
one hundred, when you bowl for thirty weeks out of
the year, yes you do.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
No, Yes, I'm not blowing out my arm the fucking.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
But you don't bowl thirty weeks out of the year.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I don't need to. Yeah, you're right, I give you
that one.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
So you don't know what without playoffs yet, because once
you hit that, it's kind of like playing blackjack. You
know you never get up enough, but once you start
coming back down, all you're trying to do is to
crawl back to where you know you were. So like
you bowl two twenty. There's no better feeling. You get

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a career high, and then the next game you're throwing
every ball the same and you bowl a one six.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I'll give you that. Just like in golf, you may
play really shitty, but you hit that fucking forty yard
out fucking chip. And to make it in reason why
you come back.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Bowling's way harder than golf. Mentally, it's not even close.
It is not even close. Because in golf there's outside factors,
right that can fuck up a shot, how the fairway is,
pin location, everything like that. But in bowling, everything stays

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the same. On your first throw. There's always going to
be ten pins. You're always on the same two lanes,
and do you know what they're doing? But sometimes you
just can't do it.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
And well, you talk about you talk about outside interference.
Beers could be could be your hands could be all
fucked up from drinking too any beers. You could have
too many alcohol. You also gonna have too much pisa.
Now your hands are all greasy and fucked up. I
don't need a bowling that's smart for that reason, that's
smart for it.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
But no, the beers have never been the issue.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Okay, sorry, for bringing that up. I know it's kind
of bitter. That's kind of a heart thing to say.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Beers have never been the issue at bowling.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
It's just I think we've I think that we have.
It happened once and yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Did happen one time, your on her one time.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
We were like, all right, this.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
We probably had what ten beers each are? Oh yeah,
they do have beer towers. That's a tricky one. That's
a tricky game to play. And we finished two in
the first two games, got a third and that's when we, uh,
j that's when we.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Made the decision that we're not You're not that guy.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yep, absolutely not. But no, we just have to be better.
We've still we're still searching for our fucking first win.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, like twins out here, Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Have We don't have a general manager that wants us
to lose though. We don't have that. We don't have
a general manager without a spine.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
We don't have an owner that doesn't support winning. You
don't think lazy Jacks wants to see that their name
in the paper.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
In the top. Yeah, I'm sure they do. I'm sure
that they want to. I can't think of her name now,
Steph Stacy, Stacy yep Stacy and her husband too. Yeah, Tyler, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
But yeah, bowling has been a fucking mess. We gotta
pick it.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, clean the shit out, boys.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Yeah, jeans are coming out.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, the jeans are coming out about two months too early.
So tomorrow night we're gonna get real sweaty.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I would like to see the thirties outside first, but.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I don't think that's even an option.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
No, can't be.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
No. I need to see video and clips of you
guys bowling, the mishaps. If you want to put all together, awesome.
If you don't want to send me all the clips
in the exact time, you know, and I'll put it together,
you know.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I'll tell you what I'll do for old time sake.
I'll go Instagram live again like we used to. That's
what we used to do when we got bowling. We
would go Instagram live on it and we actually had
a following doing it. Yeah, there was like the same
fifteen fifteen to twenty people that would just kind of
poke in and chirp us a little bit and then

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head out.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Tickety talk is where it's at, TikTok is I mean,
that's where I do all my lives.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It's not as good as mine. Can't go live on Vine,
but god.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Do I miss Vine. I do miss Vine as well too.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
All Right, I think that's enough bowling talk before tomorrow.
I don't want to give himself into a negative headspace
before that.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I gotcha.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
So, Sam, I got three baseball players for you.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Oh damn, any a baseball sounder, but actually like some showdown.
I got how that's a game show? Yeah, not the
one I want. We could link.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
All right, Sammy, you ready? So these are three baseball players.
Where did they go to college? Or did they go
to college? That's the fun fact that he's going to
try and pull out of his ass, starting out with
a lay up, absolute layup wit Marorfield. Oh, South Carolina?

(44:09):
All right, so South Carolina. That's that was an easy
one for you. You got that one quick.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I got a.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Matt Carpenter TCU. Wow, that is correct.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Did you study?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Now, this one's kind of like Jamiir Gibbs and David Montgomery.
We got a double headed dragon for you. I have
the Rogers twins.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
They went to the same school.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
I'll give you that. I have Taylor Rogers.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
What's his brother's name?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Tyler?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Taylor and Tyler Rogers shoot double points here.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
One of them went to Arizona State.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Can you hit that button?

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Thank you? One of them is a mid major one
of them they're not known for baseball, but SEC school. Really,
I think SEC could be Ye, thank you and his

(45:21):
own host producer I football.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Is it Mississi State?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Nope, you gotta remember. One's a submarine lefty and no, sorry,
one's a submarine writing and one's a lefty from over
the top. Lefty's Taylor submarine is Tyler.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Was one of them in California?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Nope, couldn't see.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Taylor Rogers went to the University of Kentucky. Mm hmm,
and Tyler Rogers went to Austin. How do you pronounce that?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, let me see. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I would not have got that. Yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
And that was my hard one for you. I was
expecting you to get at least Taylor.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I thought from Kentucky that happened.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
No, Kentucky. Kentucky is weird because Kentucky buys players, so
there they have a new roster every two year.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Jesus, all right, Matt can you hit the We're gonna
move on here.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm ready for it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
We got a new beer.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
It's timed out for.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
Is it's shit?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
New game show where we taste or drinking new products
and discuss it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Is it ships? Who knows? Let's find out. Let's play shit?
All right, tell more about this game.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Well, I'm just more impressed. You had the bottle opener ready.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
For us, as I know. I know it was around
here to but not.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
A twist off.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
No, that's gonna dokins again. But you knew it wasn't
going to be a twist off when you bought this.
Sam got to pick it this week?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
And so is it ship? Every week we review a
new beer, new drink, new cocktail. Last week we did
the canned Fresco Palomas.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, I was. I had a five five out of ten.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
God did I love it? Though I am a tequila guy.
I just tried the new Costco tequila. It was okay.
I was less than impressed, but it came into one
seven five, So I can't be that man. So this week, Sammy,
explain your pick and.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Why you picked it.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
So this week I was inspired to grab this. Also,
I have been interested in trying this in for a
while now. Came out a little while ago. Is the
Corona unbrew.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Can you throw the sixer up on top so we
can see that packaging?

Speaker 4 (48:10):
So I was inspired for this today. It was just
a perfect concoction. We're in the middle of one of
the worst times of the year where you're ripping on
your heat full blast in the mornings, unfogging that windshield unfortunately.
And then when you get in your car to go

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home after work and you turn the car on and
you get that full blast of hot air all the
way down because you're you're in a hoodie in the
morning and you're in shorts and no T shirt in
the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Which sucks though, because there's no better weather than shorts
and hoodie weather. But you can't do it right now.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
I I was walking around the LC day and uh
I was just I was right after work, so I
was a little pissed off about about that situation, and
uh oh yeah, walked in there, saw these, went well,
I would never drink this if there was snow outside.

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So this is like one of the last I mean,
we're we're going next.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Week, We're getting into October Fest.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, it's not October yet,
so we can I don't drink.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
October Fest unless it's in October. Scumbags do that.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Yeah, God, I want to.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, but you don't do it. You can't do that.
It's weird. September.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Yeah, saw these things sitting there, and I'd seen so
many I knew. A couple of people tried them and
said that they were good. So yeah, it was just
a perfect storm, warm enough outside to uh to grab
them and we get to try them.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
No.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
My only thought is, you know, with the traditional corona,
you got to add a line, otherwise it's just a skunky.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah. I would not drink a Corona Extra without a
lime in it. Corona light though, Yeah, you can think
I think I would do that. But this this has
it is brewed with real citrus peels, the splash of
real citrus juice. So it is with real orange and

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lime peels. So there is essence of the line in
this as well. Okay, a very pungent orange smell.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I'm sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
So as far as packaging goes, got a six pack,
nice box, you know, the box screams drink me when
it's ninety degrees and you're sitting on a boat.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, yeah, I like the.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Box yellow orange lime.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Citrus servesa I will. I like that play on words
right there.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, citrus last servesams fena. I don't know what that means,
but you can translate it. So yeah, I mean, bottle
looks just like a corona, bout a little different labeling.
I'm excited for this one.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
I am too.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I'm I'm very excited. I love a good corona, love
a loaded corona too.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, those are always good.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
So with further ado, oh smells not even in cheers, Sam.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Cheers you here goes, sir, You got you Sammy?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh mane. Somebody just hammering it is going out of style.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Mm hmmm. I gotta I gotta stew on this. I
gotta stew on this little but give your reaction.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I did the old classic one sip. Everyone knows. Everybody
knows are rules. You can't just hammered down thing. No,
not sure whatever, the half of it is gone. Whatever
you do, you king.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Pop off, queen Sam, what's what's the reaction on of that? Golly, golly, golly,
it's a sunbrew.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
It's that's fun. To say it's orange forward, and then
the lime is after, and then the beer is after
the lime. You can tell it's beer, which I do
like about that. Okay, it's just it's okay to me. Okay,

(52:38):
I don't love it.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
All right, Well, we'll wait for your rating in his
own house, producer, what are you.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Giving it right now? I want to give it just
for the the taste and the I do like this.
I do like the the idea behind it. Yep, it does.
Doesn't have a bad taste, dust still taste like corona.
I still want to say it's it doesn't have the
citua type taste. The mart it back into the the drink,
I'd probably say it's a it's a a hot summer

(53:05):
day of doing yard work manual label like we talked
about last week, manshit Man manshit. I'd probably say it's
a it's a solid seven out of ten overall taste wise.
The round score.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Round score goes crazy though, But okay, so seven from
in his own house. God, my reaction to this, honestly, Sammy,
and this is something that not many of you know about,
is the beer mosa. Yeah, yeah, so I'm one of

(53:40):
the biggest advocates for a beer mosa It's a light
beer and then you dump some oj in until it
fully changes color. And that's what this reminds me of.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
You did hammer that pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, and you know what, it's solid. I wanted to
get my money's worth out of that drink. But I
don't taste any lime. All I taste is kind of
beer and orange juice like a beer mosa is. That's
what I'm getting out of it. And are they bad?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
But if you're drinking a corona, you want that corona taste.
That's the thing I'm not really getting from this. A
whole lot.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Yeah, I get like the canned mandarin taste from this.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Honestly, it reminds me a lot of a bud Light Orange.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
You know, I think I like bud Light Orange better.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I would agree with that wholeheartedly. But that's the closest
thing that I can say about it.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
This is disappointed.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
But but bud Light Orange does orange beer better than.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yes, Yeah, I can say that I like bud Light
Orange better than this.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, all right, So those are our thoughts on it, Sammy.
How many of these could you drink without getting sick
of them?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Tricky game.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
I know it. Oh, I probably say I probably say
four four from Matt Okay, I'm gonna say two.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Screedle goes two, so I would go three. But my god,
am I ready to get the fuck out of there
after the third I think I'm I'm dumping the first
one like I did. I'm powering through the second one,

(55:38):
and then I'm kind of there. I don't need the third,
but I'm gonna have one more, kind of like a
beer mosa to be honest, Yeah, you hit a point
with the acidity in the orange juice, and I mean
it's it's not bad, but my god, is it's just
not what it could be.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
I had some some real high hopes for this. Soud
so not doing it for I'm going I'm going six
point two here.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
That's that's an insane give me the hot take button there,
that's an insane score.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Good god.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
So my question to you is, does a line elevate
this beer like it would elevate a corona? You don't
think No, not even a little bit. Nope, not once,
not twice, three times later sold. Honestly, I'm giving this
beer a three eight. Really, I'm giving into three eight.
I'm coming in, low, guys. I have standards. I have

(56:37):
fucking standards, unlike you two. I guess, but I can.
I can only drink three max of these. That's not
a good beer, especially for something that's four point five.
You know, it's zero point three percent above a quords
light at four to two. Yeah, and I can only

(56:58):
drink three of them without getting sick of it. Guys,
come on, you came in and.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
If it's if it's hot, there's different scenarios now you
talk about like if it's hot out and I just
got dumb more lawn doing doing guy ship. Now, if
I'm just going around with a friends sitting, like let's say,
out a fire, I'm pretty sure I'm not drinking one
of these.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Well if you if you were to pull up to
a fire with these, where you're wearing a hoodie in
shorts or hoodie and sweatpants, and someone pulls up with
a six pack of these, I'm probably telling them to
get lost.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Okay, good, complete opposit.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I go get the hell away from me, dude. Yeah, yeah,
these are just I mean I and this is coming
from a Corona lover. Yeah, like I love Corona, but yeah,
these are just not it.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I mean, they're they're I mean, like I said, it
has to be the time of day, Like I said,
if it's hot day, I mean, but.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
That that's a factor we don't have in here.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
It's a neutral setting, that's right. So it's indoors am
I allowed to change my man because I was going
off like if it's hot. No, Once you scored, it's okay, okay,
seven see you that's.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
That's how you just know that's an impartial score.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Okay, Like I will, I will do better. I don't
disagree six Like you.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Gave it a six eight and that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Six.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
He's at six three sixth. I gave it a six
to two.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Oh I'm sorry. Point two means my fault.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
But god, this just doesn't do it. Yeah, give me
the fresco palomas over this, day in day out, no
day in day out.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
No, you guys, you're soul. I like backass words. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
I like the beer more than a tequila. I'm out
on the tequila.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
This, I agree.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
This is like I still taste the beer in this.
It's I think.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
See I don't though, I just all I taste is
fucking orange orange.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
You know what I think it is for me? What
it's a weird level of sweetness.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Okay, let me hear let me hear you say it.
What the fuck would you rate a bud Light orange none?
And this is a six?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
I can't six to Then? What the fuck's a bud
Light orange like a six? Five? Okay?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
So you think it's that close though, yeah, because I
would give a bud Light orange like five nine, close
to six, But this I gave it a three eight
and I'm sticking by that three eight.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Fucking listen to the like. So the fruity beers right.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yes, the Greenbelt premium blueberries are top tier.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Green Belt blue is number one and number two top tier.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
The naturer Day remember the hype?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
So okay, great softball beer, by the way, the.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Natter Day, God, they do love it. I always see
softball to this day, see softball.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Players with it.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
So you're putting a natur Day above a bushline, bush
apple and bush peach?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yes? Really? Really? Data takes crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
You are fucking insane?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
No another just left and right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
The bush apple?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Like? So me like, I'll put it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I'll put this above a bush apple, sure or no,
not this sorry nat Day above a bush apple. Not
the lime though, and not even close to a bud
light Line, not even fucking close. Bud light Line might
be the best fruit beer besides Green Belt Leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I really like, I just think of maybe it's like,
what's the word I'm looking for, sentimental. Maybe it's sentimental
to me because when those came out, well, I had
a summer in peer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
And there, No, that was sh awesome period.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Bud light Line is better than anything Bush came out with.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I'll agree with that statement.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Wholeheart's been out for a while too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Ever, it's been out forever. I remember my mom drinking
that ship.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Yeah, when I was in high school, all breaking news,
diet coke, Lime, diet coke, creame news.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
It's my favorite drink. I'm going back to drinking pop.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
I'm gonna let you know we do not have it
up here. Fuck you, sorry, quit and done. Damn it.
We're not going to get it up here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
What you're saying?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
And it's like, no one's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Have it, no, correct, not up here. One to know
the why we do not have the space for it,
and we do not have the market for it, that's
the biggest. That's crazy. Where do you don't have the
market for it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
I would buy cases of it if you thought my
Fresca intake was a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Hey, how's that peach so good?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
It's game changers? The original Frescos in my mind better,
but the beaches just such a good chance.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Would you mix with the peach? Tequila makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Vodka, but uh rum would be pretty good with it.
I feel like, not spice room, just regular room.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Regular room goes with anything but tequila.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Tequila's when I mixed with it. The blueberry vodka. Yeah,
that I've had one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
That's fucking good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
But so do we know here? Like, how far do
we got to go to get this?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I would say probably Fargo, grand Ford, Asia, down the
Walker probably a good chance.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Will the Motley gas station have it? Yes, soul, I
would say, Motley just got ten times better.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
You do you want to live in Motley?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I want to so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Goals. It is not bad because you're in the middle
of central Minnesota right there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I can go anywhere. I can go any direction and
get where I need to be, Like in a couple
hours and I'm going to meet a good girl there.
I'm gonna I grew up a family, start a business.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I did. I did send Travis a Uh it was
in request. I was going through like Facebook and stuff
that people may know, and somebody from Motley showed up
my screenshot. It said at Travis like fount one for you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Next thing you know, him on a date with her
at the DQ grilling chill.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Dude, that kill fox hard that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
In Minnesota for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Oh, story time about this one. Okay. So Book of
Matthew coming uh yeah, sorry, the Book of Matthew, which
Brooks need is gonna make me a liner for this one.
The Book of Matthew we do not know. It's basically
the stories up that I have in my life. So
the Book of Matthew.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
That's pretty good. We were It's like step Brothers the
Pirate song he sings at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
So this one, Kennedy gets motion sickness. So we were
coming back from I think for the cities up north
and Aiden's with me. This is Aidan was little. Yeah,
he's probably seven to eight at this time. Kennedy was
a little probably like three. Uh, she gets motion sickness.
We're driving my car. We stopped with this the Motley DQ.

(01:03:58):
She fucking puked everywhere, Like, fuck, don't do that. Yeah,
so Aida went inside blessed du Tart. He went in
side grab all the napkins he possibly can to try
to clean up this puke. Sure, so that's that's aiighten
for you. But man, that sucked. So she had puke
all of her fucking clothes and oh my god, like
she still gonna get to the midgie, don't have anything

(01:04:19):
net fresh fucking clothes. Yea, the life of being a dad.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I'm not there yet, so I don't have any stories
like that, you know, I'm I'm just not there. But uh, Samy,
should we hop into kind of our last little bit
here after this ship beer review? I think this beer
was ship.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Yeah, and yeah I did go high after I'm done
with this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Oh so oh so now you came at my throat
for giving him a three eight, And now all of
a sudden, I'm not the bad guy. I'm not Heath
Ledgering what.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Wine and more? The average rating it says three point
seven out of five. See, so that's a seven point
four is the average that this beer got in a
total one? I don't know where they're doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
They're probably doing it in like the Metro area where
they're like, oh, yeah, it's not that bad, but they
don't drink light beer.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
I think the first sip was better than the SIPs.
I'm having to end this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah, it was terrible, dude, So funny enough from our
first pod, I still have three cans of Moostrula. They're
just sitting in my fridge and I'm waiting for the
day where like I just need something, and they're gonna
sit in there until I go, Yeah, i gotta have
a beer, and I'm gonna have this Moostrul and I'm

(01:05:50):
gonna hate my life and probably let the other two
just sit there till they expire.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
It makes sense, But.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Sam, should we hop in to our movie review? So
are in his own house. Producer Matt Jeffery does not
know what this is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
No, and I'm intrigued. We talked about it last week.
We did not get around to it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
And we didn't do Canadian bacon again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
So fucking disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
We did we did something way better.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Okay, this is one of my all time favorites, A
big recommendation of mine. Yes, I've showed it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
So Sam showed me this movie and I actually rewatched
the first probably half of it before we came here tonight.
It's a strange brew yep.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I know, Zach this movie. It's a great movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
It's so fucking funny. It's the two dudes, Sam. You're
gonna pull up the specifics on it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Here, it's the two dudes that play Rout and Tuk
from Brother Bear Too. If you didn't know, they voice
act for that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
One Moose in Brother Bear. Oh you bet you a yep, Rick,
Marieis and Thomas. They are Bob and Doug McKenzie playing
brothers in this Canadian comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
It also features h Max Vaughan side out. Uh, that's
probably more of a name you'd uh put together with
a with a face. Gosh, what else is he in?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I'm looking right now, so I can.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
It says here the Exorcist Flash Gordon Shutter Island.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
He's in Shutter Island. Yeah, he's got something in it here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I just looked up Max Van syndrome. If you've ever uh,
not even close.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
You've ever seen the original Judge dread Good Vies by
the way, too, he's in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
That Oh it's at the Sevester Salon. Correct, good fucking movie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
But the movie starts out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Oh he is from Ghostbusters. In the second one he
is Egon, not Egan, but on the guy in the painting.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Uh yeah, Rick moranis. Rick moranis isn't a bunch of stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
No no, no, no, no, no no. This guy you talking
about the Max Vaughan. What are the fuck he's in
the fucking painting?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Rick Morans, Yes, he's one of the greatest.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
One of the most overlooked parts about this is they
play a bit right off the beginning. They get the
they get MGM, but it's something Canada, right, whoever produced
their ship? And instead of the MGN lion sitting there roaring,
they put a drunk lion in there. Like the lion

(01:08:38):
is visibly like burping and just kind of looking around and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
All this shit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I thought, that's hilarious. It gives me tropic thunder vibes,
like their start when they just make three movie trailers,
yeah for the three guys and you don't know if
it's a commercial or not.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Those that that's yeah, one of my favorites. Little things.
If you did not know if you eyes have not
seen s c TV Canadian show is basically like SNL.
John Candy got a start up there as well. Really
is he Canadian? John Candy is Canadian? But yeah, s
s c TV this is where it all started for
this and then it came a movie in the Strange Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
So Sammy breakdown the movie for us.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
So, first of all, if you enjoy Spaceballs, you will
enjoy this movie. Press It is the same level of
satire and goofiness, and especially if you like beer, oh dark,
Rick moranis uh and Dave Thomas, I guess if you
enjoy Trailer Park Boys toes in there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
And I love trailer park Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Yes, hockey terms beer. Basic synopsis is it's a kind
of a little journey of too idiot, two idiot brothers
to two imbeciles, Yes, who go and uh kind of
go on like a like a crime adventure.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
It's dude, do you know what? This movie reminds me
a lot of again one of our favorites, you No
Evil see No Fucking such a good movie with Gene
Wilder and Richard Pryor. Oh we should have done that one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
That's a good movie. You guys have a lot of movies,
so many recommend.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
So many though, But that's what it reminds me of,
just two absolute idiotsys yes, and just getting themselves into
trouble dude. But my favorite, one of my favorite parts
is when the brewery gives them like jobs as beer tasters, right,
and they they bring home a mini van just full

(01:10:44):
of this beer for their dad because they spent their
dad's beer money, yeah, giving it back, and they go, oh,
we got to be up at five am. Yeah, well
better wake up. Can't be late for the first day
at work, eh, And they go, well, no better way
than just staying up all night, don't you say it?

(01:11:07):
And then they cuts to them sleeping with just boxes
full of doughnuts and the new owner comes in and
wakes him up, and they're just lost, and the dude's like,
she asks him a question, and one of the brothers goes, oh,

(01:11:29):
I just I just woke up bay, Like I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
I just woke up here exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
There's a there's a funny scene. They're playing, uh, some
makeshift hockey, yes, and uh, that's my favorite part. They're
playing makeshift hockey and uh, they're wearing like like full
goalie gear all of them are. And uh, when they
get back to the locker room, Uh, they figure out
in this crime plot that their clothes have been taken

(01:11:57):
and the most quotable thing, someone horked our clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
But the movie itself like the plot. So these guys
spend the beer money their dad gave them have to
get more. They drop a dead mouse into an empty
beer bottle and go to the LC there and like, hey,

(01:12:25):
there's a mouse in her beery, Like we should deserve
a free case. Guy kicks him out. He goes go
to the fucking brewery and so they do. And this
brewery's owner gets killed so someone else in the company
can kind of take over. But his daughter ends up

(01:12:47):
taking over this brewery and they've befriend her. She's the
one that woke him up on the couch. But they're
putting mind control stuff in the beer.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Ellis beer Elson or brewers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Elson or brewery. Yes, and uh, it's just a classic movie.
I'm not going to ruin the rest of it for you.
It's on to be right, It is on to be
for free. You can watch it with ads.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Free app yep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
To be to have some bangers on it never know again.
Like very slept on streaming app, I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Like I I like to watch just for the sake
if I throw something on like that point break just throw.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
The Billionaire League is always on there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Yeah. Yeah, eighties and nineties, that's the place.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
But they also have current stuff on there like it's yeah,
they're they're just as good as Netflix sometimes sometimes or
like other streaming services.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
I don't like Netflix, No, I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Hate it too. They've gone downhill since they started making
their own.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, it's all garbage, like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
It's not our official movie review. But Happy Gilmore two.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
What were your thoughts on it? It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
I mean I didn't watch all of it. I watched
so twenty the thirty minutes of it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
I agree, I into it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Like the reason it was so bad in my mind
was because they went away from what Adam Sandler's always
done and making movies like that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Like, well, he has a formula, Adam samd there's there's
multiple yes videos on his formula and it works.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
It does absolutely. That's why he's one of the most
successful actors or comedic comedic actors and director.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Yeah, that's that's out there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
But like Happy Gilmore too, Netflix I've never There's very
few and far between Netflix produced movies that I can
say are good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Well, he signed a really long term deal with Netflix
to make these movies like like the How Halloween Town
or How Twoey? Where the fuck is that was? How
Dallas complete complete fucking garbage he has. He's obligated to
make fucking movies.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
I know and put the problem with with movies now
and even TV shows now is you're seeing so many.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Remakes dumb, either remake alone or sequels.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Like Happy Gilmour is a what I would think is
a perfect movie. It's a perfect movie in the fact
that has everything you need and then it didn't need
a sequel. Like there's movies that you can sequel, very
few and far between. You get a better sequel than
the original. TED two is about the only one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
I can think of. Back to the Future too, I'm
not a huge Back to the Future guy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Probably.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Too. I think the second one is a little bit
better than the first, but the first is probably but
third one absolutely sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
But like there's movies they're making sequels for that they
don't one deserved one or two. They are so good
as a stand alone that they don't need one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Well that's what Like, that's why Will Frell is never
going to make another step step because it was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
It's the perfect movie, and if they make a sequel,
it'll ruin it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
I think you kind of learned that after Anchorman two.
Ah see, I like Anchorman, I like both Anchormans. I
was okay with it, but I was no, but it kind.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Of takes away from the first one though. When you
do that, it truly does. And it's just Ted two
is about the only one that I can think of that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
I would say.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I would say that the sequel was as good or
better in like one of the comedy movies. Oh yeah,
like that, you know, like they didn't have to make
a Ted two. Yeah, but they did and it was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
There's I mean so many examples of I mean of
just series even getting drawn out. Yeah, like Transformers after
the third one, good to go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I think Fast and Furious is crazy to me. There,
that's nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
What about what about the Marvel movies?

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
So they get a little bit Sam doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Sam doesn't like Marvel as much as I do. I'm
a Marvel nut, always have been.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I'm a mature adult, like I like Star Wars and
Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah, when was the last time? When was the last
time you ship yourself more recent than I have? Your
lesson an adult than I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Have last year. I actually disagree. I think if you are.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Not we have the conversation that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah, we have a conversation last week about but it's
not fun anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
I watched during COVID up until Endgame all of the
Marvel movies in order, and my thing is they're all different,
right like, but they all tie into a bigger picture,
which is the cool part, which makes them not like
true sequels, you know, like Iron Man one, two, and three. Yes,

(01:17:58):
sequel prequel, Like that's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
What it is. What do you think of Endgames? It
was a good movie. Did you cry at the way
Iron Man? I did, so did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Iron iron Man's my favorite. But speaking of crying, I
just had this conversation today as I was crying a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Oh no, I wasn't a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Speaking of movies, I refuse to watch a movie where
a dog dies anymore in my adult life because I
I can't. I can't let a movie make me cry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
So because I can't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
I've only cried in two movies Lass Nope. One of
them was White Fang? Really whoa really white Fang? I
was a little kid, okay, and then I cried in
uhait saving Private Ride?

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Did you what do you cry about in that movie?

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
When when you're like thirteen years old and you're watching,
the guy puts a banonet in the guy's chest.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
And yeah, that's fine and the top of him is
just fucking sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
But yeah, them, honestly movies that have made me cry
Marley and me forever. I refuse to watch that movie
as like being an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Now, especially especially you have dogs now, good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
I can't do that. Endgame made me cry the first time.
But the third one that I didn't expect to because
I knew nothing about this movie when I went and
saw it in theaters was A Star is Born.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Oh yeah, the end They really got you? I fucking bold,
who didn't. My worst one was a Toy Story two
or three? Were they go to the scinerator because that's
my fucking child Toys Story three? Three? Okay, that's that's
my fucking childhood, just like Wholped See You Later, Dead? Yeah,

(01:19:48):
I told my kids that too, Like dead credit this
went shut up too. Fuck. The other one is like
eight seconds. We kind of talked about it before, like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Yeah, we still got to watch that one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
You, I know, Sam c part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
But they're just God, you think of all the movies
that make girls cry though no book, but but it's
like the romance movies. But my god, do you do
you kill a dog in a movie that's gonna make
a girl?

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Man cry? Yeah? Every time?

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
All right, to wrap up our show here first and foremost,
we have a question for in his own house producer,
because there has been a lot of ship talk in
the last week and a half since last time we
did a show between me, Sam and our friends, a
lot of ship talk. Sammy, you want to do the

(01:20:43):
do the honors?

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
In uh, which direction do you wipe?

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Wipe your ass front to back, back to front? Mmmm?

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Front the back or back? I know, the old crumple method.
I'm the same way.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I'm the same way, the same way because because then
you can fold it over the ship and then wipe again.
Sam's Samson, he's wrapping the ship.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
You don't expensive exactly exactly my point. Thank you. You're
bad as a fucking woman for horses.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Why is he kind of dodging this question. Yeah, We've
got a lot of people trying to dodge this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Do you wipe towards your balls? Were away from your balls?

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
I crumple, I go straight up, so your dad, I
go up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
And no, no, no, what way do you wipe?

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Though? I don't know. I just kind of we're talking
about I just go I'm sitting and I go straight up,
like stew it up and just kind of like so
jostled around.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
We're in uncharted territories.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Now you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
So you're telling me if I'm sitting here, do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
You want to demonstrate on you? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
But if I'm sitting here, so you're telling me on
the toilet and you just go.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Yep, not fucking full like like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Do you go front? So where you start to the back?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Kind of I guess to kind of go front, back
from back from back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Got a windshield wiper, yeah, cruple.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
It windshield wiper, and then kind of I need to
if I need to, like you another out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
The Surprisingly enough, a lot of people go way more
people than you would think go back to front, which
is nuts because they all because they all claim that
they go from the side. But I tried it. You
cannot get in there without like interesting, heavily leaning on
something on the front, front.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
The back. Only I don't know what the hell is
happening on the show anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:22:54):
Like I said, a lot of a lot of ship talk.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
So a lot of this ship talk that's crazy. Yeah,
I threw a curve bot at you, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
We are going ship talk snake draft. Sam's gonna start,
I'll go second.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Oh, I'm gonna get my paper out so I can
keep track for you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
Sure we are going the worst places to defecate.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Okay, So again, a lot of ship talk last week,
a lot of ship talk through the week, and now
we're just going to continue it and hopefully put this
ship talk to bed hold on. Sam gets first pick,
and then I'll get two after that, then Sam will
get two or is that how we're doing it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Two, three, four five? Yeah? Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
So with the first overall, I'm gonna take girlfriend's family's house.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Girlfriends at family's house.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
So Sam and I want to specify it's like when
you're first dating, now, okay, because as you get as
they become your significant other, fuck, then that doesn't matter
as that was much.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
That was my number one. I said, girls house who
you either aren't dating but hanging out with or just
started datus out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Yeah, specify that part that hasn't been together for ten years. Yeah,
that doesn't matter as much.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
That was a no brainer number one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Yes, so now I get too right, yep, steak draft, Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
So I'm gonna go my number one, pick church.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
That was my number two.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
So no one wants to do that in the Lord's house.
Yeah nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
I mean, yeah, just getting up, like there's no sneaking out. No,
you're walking out. You gotta get out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
And everyone's like, why is he leaving mid service? He
doesn't have a small child. Yeah, he's got nothing going.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
On, and they're timing you in their head.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
The worst part is you gotta walk back in. If
it's early in the service, you got to walk back
in there. You can't show your face after doing that.
Like if I were to walk out of a Christmas
Christmas Eve service, say we're fifteen minutes in, I would
probably stay in the bathroom the rest of the forty

(01:25:13):
five honestly.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Just to say that's part of the thing too, is
like if you go do that like, you gotta deal
with the wrath of your mother too, oh like, and
my mom would not be happy. Yeah, yeah, gosh, b.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
It's my right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
With pick number two, number three, overall, I'm gonna go
in any single whole public restroom. There's only one shitter
and the door. You have to lock the door behind
you because there's no urine in the men's bathroom even
we're talking the op just like like it's like people

(01:25:55):
can't even get in there in corner. So the guys
that have to pee have to for you to take.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
A bathroom they don't have they don't have a men's
women's room is yes, bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
One hundred percent. That's where I went with number two.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
I'm gonna take on an airplane next.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Oh, crazy pick. We just talked about this too.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
I have never once peed or pooped on an airplane.
I refuse to inconvenience those people.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
I have never either, which is why it's so high
on the list as well. I have never done that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Yeah, I mean, that's a solid pick. It wasn't even
on my list, but it should have been because we
just talked about it too. Back to me, I'm gonna
go yeah, I'm gonna go like the sketchy gas station

(01:26:49):
in the one tiny ass town that you're passing through
when your stomach drops and there's no getting around it.
Like like we're talking, it's not a Motley kind of holiday,
it's not a royal tin. You're taking a poop in
the park rapids fucking Senex, which I've done.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Snut one funny story, shout out Tom Keone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Here, oh Tommy, one of our few.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Yep, the gas station down there right next to him.
I had to stop there. It was relatively sketchy. Uh
and it was. It was also like one of those
unisex bathrooms. Yes, but you know, I turned the corner.
I had just left his house. I was probably two
minutes down the road when the old stomach drop hits
and I go, oh, yeah, this is not gonna go well,

(01:27:41):
and uh yeah, I pulled into the nearest one right
next to his house, and uh yeah, for bad choice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
It was no quick trip, is what you're telling me.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
For Eden Prairie, I was like, I was like, oh
my gosh, like what is this place?

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Love that? Love that all right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
The next pick is in and I am going to
take ice fishing on all, well.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Are you in a are you in a talking permanent
house like the one we were in when we went up.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
There, or we're talking an outdoor dump?

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
In love the.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Frigid weather on the ice Okay, I I love that pic.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Like you got to drill another hole.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Just to take a poop?

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Yeah kind of, and like you're in the middle of
the ice, there's nothing blocking you. You got, you know,
maybe one wall to block, but everyone else can see you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
All right, I'm gonna go with my third. Overall, we're
talking like County Fair music festival, hot porta potty festival,
shit in the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
So, like we're talking ninety degree day and you gotta
let one go. You ate a lot of fried food yep,
into that porta John that's been shipped in by god
knows how am I any other people that day? Chock, dude,
it's discussing for me. It's heydays and that's tough. But

(01:29:10):
it's the worst is it's hot, so the stench is terrible.
Flies flies, and you're sweating while you're.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Doing which.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
See through toilet paper two.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Yep, that's my number three?

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Are you sure that's number four?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
That that No, that was number three.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Wasn't it Church, single stall gas station? Kind of?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Oh yeah, that was my number four. Thank god for
in his own host producer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Write it down for you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
My next one is going to be as former collegiate
athletes gosh in the middle of a baseball game competition like, yo, coach,
I got a ship.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I got a story after the draft about that. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I'm telling you, as a pitcher and a bullpen guy
at that, you have those like you know you're not
gonna throw for like two innings, so you know it's
like a possibility. But what if you get highlighted? What
if you get magic marked and someone like the worst
fear of my life was someone going like Kruth, go

(01:30:20):
warm up and I'm just not there because I'm taking
a ship.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Yep. Had to be late to a couple of iOS
like hey, hey man, I'm going to be a few
minutes here skip.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Yeah. So we touched on it last week. My last
pick is the bar shit yep, the bar ship. Like
it was a sleeper. I almost took it at four.
I didn't know where you were going, but I'm taking
it at five, and I think that's a solid list. Ever, No,
one wants to. You don't want anyone seeing your shoes

(01:30:53):
and smelling what you're doing and then having to walk out.
And even if they aren't, but they might be. You
don't want to feel those eyes on you, even if
they know you took a ship exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
I mean, how many bars have you been into where
the opening is why? The first thing, I think you
can see the person's face from the other corner, and
then you make.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Eye contacts and you go, hey, man, just keep going.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Yeah, don't worry about this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Oh gosh, all right, what's your last pick?

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
My last pick is going to be the movie theater.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Okay, well that's a double edged sword though, too, because
you're missing part of the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Yeah, I mean, like, I like, I think one of
my pet peeves is people getting up to refill snacks
in the middle of the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
That's crazy too. You eat before and if.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
You run out, that's what you prepare. You bring extra. Yeah,
you sneak beers in obviously.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
You put it in your pockets like get you through,
you know, your popcorn and all that, or you're just
rationing correctly like a regular human.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
One thing, honorable mention here is like the road trip ship,
which kind of goes hand in hand with almost all
of these.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
Yeah, I guess you can go bus trip for college
athletes because there's no shitting on the bus. But like
I said, like I said, happened, yeah, do not, especially
for if you're.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
One of the big guys in the back. Don't do it, dude,
and they smell that you're gonna get fuckingen.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
But one of the worst parts about road tripping if
you have to stop, just ship like it's fine if
everyone just has to pee, you know, you get out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Yeah, we're five minutes, you're back.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
On the road.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
I'm going to find that out this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
But north, but you have to stop at a gas
station that you didn't plan, you didn't plan onto.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
The key thing is like you need to go. I
mean just like it's like in sports goal beforehand.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Oh sometimes, but if you have an emergency, I mean
you if you're feeling like, hey, you gotta get this going,
then just get ahead of it and be like, hey,
every everybody, I have to ship. Yeah, So that takes
that kills a lot of it right there.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
So here's my story from what happened to me. This
is Softball League probably four years ago here in Butmigi,
so you know where the porty pie is are at right?
Kind of like that on field fourish, Yes, so we
were playing on field four. It is hot. I probably
I crush natties like I was crushing them hard, and
I was I was chewing red Man two. So I'm

(01:33:38):
feeling I'm feeling great right now. Red Man so underrating.
You know, you know who loves red Man? And I
found out everybody true and then and they rebranded. I
was kind of pissed. Anyways, long story, long story, longer.
I really had to go. It is the fourth inning
and you have to get that uh the bubble gut
something like stranger. So I'm at first base and I'm

(01:34:00):
looking at the bathroom like I think I can make this.
I can make this fourth inning. We're cruising. Now, We're okay,
we're in the six all right, we're cruising. Now I
get to the seventh on the bat for the last part,
they tie it up like motherfucker God damn it, I
and I gotta come up and hit. So I'm like
ship So now I just gotta I gotta ride her
out as soon as like we eventually win. It's I
think it went to like extra innings once and then

(01:34:21):
we're going to the line and I'm telling Caleb Shepherd's
my outfielder, like I really got a ship's hurr up
and go shaking hands and stuff. I'm sprinting to the
fucking shitter and I get like, I get to like
where I'm because this is where I'm still wearing no
baseball pants. Yeah, you psycho, I don't do it. I
don't do no. I don't do it. I don't have

(01:34:44):
pants fit anymore. Anyways, I'm like, you know what, you're
trying to get the belt And I got to write
about here and I felt a b oh my god,
that would have been fucking bad. God. It was pretty
It was pretty nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
About it, but it really shitting in bad places really
makes you, really makes you appreciate the home bowl. You know,
nothing better than long road trip or whatever. You've been
holding one in for like three hours and you finally
get back and just let loose.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
But I'm saying, come on, we didn't deserve that. But yeah,
so that kind of wraps.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Up the ship shop boys, Samy, you got anything to add?

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
Thanks for listening. Folks. And remember for every one mile
a road.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
There are two miles of ditches. You remember that, Sam,
what'd you learn?

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
What did I learn today? I learned that Corona Sunbrew
is ass.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Yeah, you get even a six plus. It can't be
that bad if you gave it to your other scores
are just skewed.

Speaker 6 (01:35:55):
I think I'm the only one here. I think I'm
the only one that's given every thing a fair score.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Then I drink beers, do so I like beers? We
all like a Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:36:07):
It's like saying the pop likes being the Pope likes
being Catholic. Bears like shipping in the woods?

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Do they?

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Okay. Anyways, tras, would you learn I learned?

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
Uh? I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
You know what, it's there's nothing wrong with you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
I'm like the worst person when it comes to public pooping.
I'll hold it forever.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Yeah, there's a bonus. Thanks Randy Travis. There's a reason
why I have a worked card. Diseases come home to
That is a huge, huge plus to have.

Speaker 6 (01:36:44):
Yeah, but thank you guys for listening again. And that's
that's our show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
Thank you to every listening. Thank you seven that pizza
if you're picking on I know now I place this
up here, but Minji, but if you go down in
the cities, they have them all over Our cup food
lens of Byerley. Find him on Twitter. To find him
on Facebook. They post a whole bunch of stuff all
the time. Circle Circle. When you get a back up
here at Circle K, so I need to get my
breakfast pizza back.

Speaker 6 (01:37:11):
In his own house. Producer, what do you learn?

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
What I learned today is that telling you guys stories
about my shiitting is like real life. You guys are
gonna be coming. You guys are gonna do that, and
we're almost forty as well too. You're gonna be like,
oh my god, Matt was.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Right, yeah, but like crazy that he wipes more. Yeah,
crimpled the crimple and well back of the morth gosh
the windshield, wipe the winder. You guys are easy, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
Thanks everybody, have a blessed evening,

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