The Sliver Bullet Sessions EP1 Lip Sweater Chronicles

Here's a brand new show for you, Travis and Sam bring to you, the Silver Bullet Sessions. As they deep dive into fantasy football and recap the some of the games of the week. They also tell you if a beer is S or buy again. We do know that there's some audio issues as well. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Harry Man.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
You hear from Beerbley Sports. We have a brand new
show for you. It is called the Silver Bullet Session
and is with Travis Caruth and also Sam Caliber. What
a show here they are right now here are the
Berberley Sports Real Network.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Dust off your boots.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's time to hit the floor.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
The Silver Bullets calling. Can't ignore Travis and Sam. This
Ben and Tales to nine.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
A baseball brood and hollywoods ride lines.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Step right up to the Silver Bullet Sessions, where country
meets pop culture confessions, Swing and partner at the Fidel
play line, Dancing Arcade's Away.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
From Home Runs to Home, Bruce Silver Scream the Country Blues.
These boys have got in all, So come on.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Y'all, have a little ball.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Sam's Talkking pitches, Travis caught the place, the serving up
stories like the Good Old Days.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Movies roll like tumble weeds across the screens.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
In the song he Talk, We're living the tree.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
The nineties Young Music's loud, Grab your partner, join the crowd.
The Silver Bullet Shining Riderles, make some Memory.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's a nice.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Step right up to the Silver Bolted Sessions, Our country
meets Bob Culture Confessions swing.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
And partner at the field play.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
We're nine dancing a kid. Thank you, Matt, thank you.
That was a great intro. I couldn't do it better myself.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So we're live here from the Runway Lounge here and
Narry Classic. You know, just a great spot to be
I'm Travis Ruth again, the co host for the Silver
Bullet Sessions. To my left here is Sam Calbert. Sam,
what's going on?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Nothing much, you know, just enjoying the weather here today.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It was a gorgeous day here in Butmigi. But yeah,
just give you guys a skinny on what this POD's
kind of about. You know, we're two former BSU baseball
alum know, so I'm gonna be talking a lot of sports.
I'm gonna be talking a lot of drinks, gonna be
talking a lot of just everything here.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah, we got a lot of movie criteria for you.
We got a lot of drinks, a lot of food,
a lot of hot. Takes a lot of hills to
die on here for you.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
We'll die on a couple of hills right in front
of But yeah, so that's kind of just it, you know,
a little locker room locker room talk. It's freaking out again.
That's better, Sorry for that.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
We do have a in his own house producer with
us here, Matt Jeffrey.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Thank you Matt for hosting us. I guess it's mine.
I fixed it.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
But yeah, so again, just some locker room talk here,
So let's kind of just dive right into it here
for you guys. Yeah, absolutely, we're gonna start with this
week's NFL recap here. Sam, you want to kick us
off here with your thoughts on the Lions. By the way,
a little background, we're big Lions fans in this household.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah. My tie is my dad is from the Flint,
Michigan area, So there's my credentials for you, big Michigan
sports guy.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, my tie is I gave up on the Minnesota
Vikings when they signed Kirk Cousins and that franchise can
go to help. I hate them with everything in my body.
They are terrible, terrible, terrible, and I just hate everything
about that franchise. So I jumped ship. And my best
friend Sam here was a Lions fan, so naturally I

(04:44):
went with them.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
And yeah, sitting here in Animary territory, I was getting
a lot of flak here for that, but the old
Minnesota and ice is it was always fun to deal with.
So without Ado, I think the Lions played absolutely awful
this week. It was It's kind of weird. The defense

(05:06):
looked better because last year we were giving up forty
points and then the offense was scoring forty five points.
So yeah, with with only giving up twenty seven, I
guess you could be happy with that as a Lions fan.
But the offense looked like it has some growing pains
to go through and hopefully that is what it is.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, you know, new coordinator, absolutely new coordinator. And I
was just looking back. I didn't get to watch it.
I was working, unfortunately, but just looking at it, the
offense has some things to figure out. Saw that interesting
stat I said before the show, Juren golf Ish nineteen
and one without Sean McVay or Ben Johnson. That's scary.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah, it is. You just kind of hope that, you know,
a guy that went is high in the draft. He
went one one, right, yep. Yeah, a guy that goes
one one kind of pull through, uh at some points in.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's a good thing.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
No one can hear that, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, you just think he will figure it out. And
they will figure it out. They're talented enough to work
through those growing pains, I think absolutely. Yeah, And honestly,
the Packers aren't going to be bad this year.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
No, they looked pretty good. You know, you got to
give them their props. The North is now the best
division in the NFL right now, which kind of sucks
if you're if you're a fan of you know, obviously
the Vikings are the Lions or the Bears. Shout out
o' doggy, Yeah, old dog. But yeah, it's kind of

(06:42):
a tough division to be in right now because there's
not really room to have growing pains because what last
year Lions had to win it. Yeah, they went fifteen
and two, and they they want it. They wanted by
one game. Yeah, you know, which does make for great football.

(07:04):
Which brings us to Josh Allen being the absolute best
football player there's.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
In my mind, there's no debate between him and Mahomes
minus the rings obviously.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean, but like talent wise, arm talent wise just unbelievable.
He is a freak athlete.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
And I mean props to Lamar too, because I think
he's second right there. I mean last year, like people
will say he's a ringing quarterback. But Lamar had forty
one passing touchdowns and like four or five interceptions last year,
so he's kind of proven his his worth there. I mean,
he's done it now for years and years.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
So is it is it out of pocket for me
to say, Like, yes, Mahomes wins with the Chiefs, but
it's just that it's because he's with the Chiefs, Like
I think he wins other places.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Too, but not like that. I think he's not playing
for Super Bowl. He just kind of got set up
real well, that's not the only reason that he wins,
because he's obviously very talented. He is accurate. That's such
an underrated thing in the NFL as accuracy, and I
think that him coming into the coaching staff that they had,

(08:20):
they had a good defense. It was all kind of
set up for him. He didn't get launched in there
his rookie year. He had Alex Smith, who was like, yeah,
I mean absolutely, like I had like eleven years in
the NFL one and he had an entire year to
learn from him, and he did take the opportunity to
learn from him. There's a lot of guys who will

(08:41):
come into the league and they'll have that year that
they got to sit and they don't learn anything, kind
of like I.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Imagine Schnor Sanders is going to do this year.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Yeah, which is crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Because he's sitting behind a Super Bowl winning QB Joe
Super Bowl MVP Joe Flackell, who could be the best
quarterback of all time.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yeah. I mean, the guy's still gunslinging at his age.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
No one talks about him.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
They talk about Rogers playing Brady playing like into their
forties and stuff. Joe fla not far. How old is he?

Speaker 6 (09:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Let me look at let me look it up, because
he's gotta be up.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
There was he throwing to in that Super Bowl? I
remember when he won that Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It was it Yep, it was his defense, it was
the it was Yeah, Joe Flacco was forty years old
and no one talks about that.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
He's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I know he's a backup, but still, that's insane. God,
I love Joe Flacco if you can tell.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, I just can't give any props any anything. Ohio.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
So that's tough. I understand your take on that, but
that is tough. Looking elsewhere around the league too, Who
else shined. I thought the Bears played phenomenal against what
the Vikings fans would say, it's the best de in
the league. Yeah, I mean Caleb Williams made a couple legitimate,

(10:05):
like actual seasoned quarterback boys.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah. I think they're definitely some growing pains there as well. Again,
it's it's all going to be up on it's all
gonna be how much he takes from Ben Johnson, because
I think you could definitely see Ben Johnson was a
little upset with the accuracy of his quarterback. He he

(10:35):
goes from golf. Who I guess if you're saying, if
if you look at the statistics and he doesn't have
an elite play caller behind him, is not not played
very well. But he played well. Absolutely, He's done what
he's told. So Caleb missed a couple of deep throws.
I mean, when we get the fantasy we'll talk about

(10:57):
the touchdown throw that he missed to d More.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh thank god he did too, Thank god he did so.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, like stuff like that, and I think the Bears
are in a position that they can kind of wait.
They're pretty young, so I think that they are they're
willing to give this a year or two just because
it's also Ben Johnson's first year as a head coach.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
So yeah, and then you look around the league to
Tampa Bay beat Atlanta. I think they're gonna be a
big sleeper pick this this year.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Baker Mayfield Bucks, I.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Would Baker Mayfield playing is nuts off in a game
that really matters University of Minnesota.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Y yeah, he's so. He's semi similar to Josh Allen
in the fact that the Buccaneers ask him to put
the cape.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
On as absolutely we're gonna We're gonna win or lose on.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Your shoulders now, yep. It's however Baker plays, is how
the Bucks will go.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Which isn't fair to him, but uh, not fair to him.
But at the same time, you're an NFL starting quarterback
and if you want to win games, you have to
be that guy, kind of like Joe Burrow for the
Bengals there the same way. Yeah, and they snuck one
out against fucking Cleveland.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, that's a that's a tough place to be. I
think their defense is horrible, but obviously anything can happen.
We have Joe Burrow, Chase Brown and lining up Anti Higgins.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I was going to say it's not forget about Tea.
The one that shocked me was Indianapolis just blowing out Miami.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Yeah, I did not see that. Miami has got some
leadership issues. I think that.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
They don't have any leaders. Is that the issue?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Correct? Correct? I think Mike is it mcdan or Daniels.
Mike Daniels, he's he's such a he's their friend. Yeah,
he's such an In turn, it's it's a really nice idea,
but when you look at the coaches who win in

(13:09):
in the league, the closest thing to that is Sean
McVay and his players. Sean mcvay's players are scared shitless
of him.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I was gonna say he's such a hard Oh yeah, Like, yeah,
he's buddy, buddy, But you're telling me Matthew Stafford has
never heard of from that guy.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Yeah, absolutely, Like the Rams players are scared of him.
There's not a single there's not a single Miami Dolphins
player that is gonna be scared of getting chewed out.
I mean they're probably they're probably just performance meetings that
he has. There's no chewouts Miami.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Any other shockers around the league. I mean that Bill's
Baltimore game was just fun to watch.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
That's good ship.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Other than that, that kind of does it for me
on the score updates, I mean Vegas being the games
were kind of shitty.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Yeah, I mean there wasn't just figuring it out. There's
whatever injuries happened. There's teams that with their first team
guys get hurt that are now seeing how their death
is what they want. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Oh, one game was fun of Pittsburgh, New York.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yes, yeah, Justin Fields looks good.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
And Aaron Rodgers looks fucking better though.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Yeah, he was slaying in that thing. Who are his
receivers there right now in Pittsburgh?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Fuck? What's his pickens?

Speaker 6 (14:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
He left left you right DK?

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Oh he's got DK. Yeah that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
But they looked good. I love I've never liked Rogers,
but I love the way you can throw the football.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah, I mean you can't. You can't argue with what
he's got five hundred, five hundred touchdowns. Uh, yeah, it's
kind of hard.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
He's just he is just such a stupid arm talent though.
But yeah, they got d K, Calvin Austin the third
and not a whole lot more. They do have Pat.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
But that's not saying a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
And uh, with that not saying a whole lot.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
What happened to him?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Pat? He went, he went from the dude, he went
from being a top five tight end in fantasy now
going undrafted a lot of drafts.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
I mean, it's uh when a new quarterback comes in
that that can be a thing. I don't remember. I
don't remember h Rogers throwing to ma any tight.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Ends well, they never had. They never had.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Very good ones in Green Bay at all. Was Jimmy
Graham there for a little bit, washed up Jimmy? Yeah,
I suppose washed up Jimmy. So. I mean there's guys
that live and die by the tight end me, oh yeah,
Patrick Mahons, Yeah, Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
It all depends what kind of time. Oh yeah, Tony
Romo good dropping by in his own house. Producer Matt
Geffrey there, that is true as well. But getting into
that talk, let's jump ahead to our fantasy football here.
Sam So for those of you that don't know, Sam
is his own fantasy football manager, and he's very good

(16:32):
at it, so good that I now have hired him
as my head of fantasy football operations for my two leagues.
That I'm in. He sets my lineup almost weekly. I
run it by him. I run it by him every week.
He's telling me who to pick up on the waiver where,
But come game time, it's my decision. But I always

(16:54):
take his advice. So, Sam, what stood out for you
in fantasy this week?

Speaker 6 (17:00):
So in my three leagues, I got two that are
going well and one that's not. The one that's not
going well is my half PPR league. Those are pretty
tough to get going. You have to take a different
strategy just because running backs are worth a little bit

(17:21):
more than running backs. Quarterbacks are worth a little bit
more than wide receivers in that in that sense, and
it also shortens up your running back depth because if
you if you have a third down back, they're not
throwing the ball at him, he's getting it up the guts.
You have to It cuts your running back depth in
half because now you're only half the league is using

(17:44):
running backs that they're dumping the ball to. And then
like I mean, you have your rencorns like Derrick Henry,
who's gonna get the ball better? What? But like Josh
Jacobs is a good example of that, Like if he's
not rushing like he's he's gonna get his two or
three like oh shit passes. But for the most part

(18:05):
they're handing it and he's running between the tackles because
that's what he does best.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah. I went to and O this week. You know,
I had the pleasure of beating up on Bruce leg
and you brought up you brought it up the DJ
more injury. Well, I found myself in the predicament last night.
I was down to Bruce by four points with only
DJ to play, and in a different league I was

(18:29):
playing against DJ up ten needed him to put up
more than five less than ten points, and he did
just that at eight point six points for me. Unfortunate
he went down with an injury, but it was part
of me really really happy and hoping it's not super serious.
But I knew i'd win the weeks.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Yeah, yeah, you know, first week is also super tough
because there's always one first round guy that gets hurt
or it goes down for the season or something like that.
So you have to be especially in the twelve man leagues,

(19:12):
you really have to kind of look up your statistics there.
So like some rural thumb things are like you look
at the guy. If they're a rookie, I mean, it's
a fifty to fifty shot no matter what. But if
they're not kind of comparing the depth chart to the

(19:33):
receptions that they got the year before, it is going
to be kind of how I calculate a lot of things.
So when you get into those middle rounds, you get
the guys that are in the high eighties and receptions,
and those are kind of wide receivers that you're grabbing.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
But I will say Week one was a weird week
for a lot of people. I think just based on performances,
a lot of mistakes made in lineups and a lot
of open spots. I think weird year this year. There
are not a ton of top tier running backs, and
in both my leagues I don't have I don't have

(20:12):
ship for running backs. Dude, My running backs are terrible.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Yeah, but still all three of my leagues I ended
up going with quarterback later in the first round. I
I was I was late in two of my three.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Hey would you rather, would you rather have a top
three pick or bottom three pick?

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Bottom three? You think, yep, I'd rather. I'm I'd rather
see where the rest of the league is going first,
especially the one league where I was like eleven, I
was six, eleven and eleven another one, but one of
them was a half PPR, which I don't like to

(20:56):
compare because it's it's totally I think it's totally different differently,
but the one at six and the one at eleven,
the one where I was at eleven and a full PPR,
I we all waited for quarterbacks, whereas the first league
where I was at six, I think it was we

(21:22):
have a it's a dual quarterback league. So I ended
up lamar went before six. So that kind of made
my decision for me, and I ended up getting Josh
Allen and Jalen Hurris back to back, because.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, if you're in the two QB league can get
two out of the big four, that's great. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
So I mean, what are your what were your fantasy
team names? Let's see, Oh, this should be good. A
lot of thought goes into fantasy team names too.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Yeah, there's there's some one you can.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Get some good ones. I can't say either.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Of mine, but I got am and Raw Dogging I
can say, yep, and Baby Beck Gibbs the other one
I can't say.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, I'm not gonna say either of mine actually, but
one of them involves uh Smith and Jigbuck and the
other one is brock Bowers that I named my teams after.
You guys can use your imaginations if you were to
guess it, I for sure tell you off air what
they are. But yeah, but fantasy recap, I just thought

(22:34):
it was a weird week. Honestly, A lot of teams
didn't do a whole lot offensively. Oh the guys that
in the past may have and that kind of sucks,
you know, that really does suck. Not having performers do
kind of what you expect.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Yeah, I mean, if you're in a twelve man league,
it it really shows if you know bald or not,
because I mean, the waiver wires are absolute bare bones
in a twelve male league, especially when you don't have
a defense.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
And I am for one completely against defenses. I think
it's stupid.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Yeah, it's it's kind of unnecessary, Like the the numbers are.
I mean, as long as you if you draft like
a bottom four defense, it's bad. But if you streamline
the best matchup every week, I mean, you're going to
average six to eight points. And I mean I I

(23:42):
personally like like the higher scoring games.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
So yeah, and honestly, I think I might just attack
it this way this year's where I was playing football, Yeah,
because they're normally low scoring and neither team's really prepared
too well. But I feel like preparing on defense is
a little bit easier than preparing on offense.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Yeah. I mean it's there on Prime again this year, right.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, I am. I am an Amazon Prime account holder,
you know. And what a game chamber that is for free?
You can do it for free. Yeah, hate Amazon. Shout out, yeah,
big big shout out Amazon there all right, So that'll
do it for the Fantasy Slash NFL recap we had

(24:30):
going on. I thought that was it was good looking
forward to week two and actually being able to watch.
I was working all Sunday, got to watch Thursday night
football game, got to watch Monday's game. I was really
bumming to the Vikings and pulled that out. JJ McCarthy
was pretty good in the fourth quarter. In the fourth quarter,
he made one of the most rookie QB picks I've

(24:53):
ever seen in my life. It was just textbook. We
can't just throw a ten yard out or eight yard
out like that. He stared them down the whole time.
Can't do it. Cannot So that brings us to a
little bit of MLB Sammy Sam and I are both
avid baseball fans. Like I said, both played it, both

(25:14):
coach it. So let's get into that. The Twins still suck.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
I hate them the worst. I believe, worst records since
the All Star Break.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
And I was scared a little bit at first after
the All Star break when they were winning games, And
now they're pulling through for me because if they were
winning games, ownership could just laugh at guys like me
who bad mouth then all year and then especially after
the All Star break. But it's coming true. I hope

(25:46):
they lose every single game, and I'll still watch them.
I paid for tween Stev, so I feel obligated. Still
want my ninety nine dollars back, but I'm never getting
that back. Are the Tigers? You're still on a little
skid here? What's going on with them?

Speaker 6 (26:03):
No, we've been playing I mean we had the skid
for the first month, but after that, I mean right now,
since the All Star break, it's been about five hundred ball,
which when you had an eight game lead, I was.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Gonna say when you had an eight game lead in
the division.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, which I mean it was an unbelievable first half,
which kind of scares me. It always scares me when.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I'd rather have an unbelievable second half.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yeah, I mean, you want to hang around in that, like,
I mean, you don't want to be more than four
games back at the All Star break.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
No, but but honestly, if you're like that six to
I think the Twins were six games back from a
wild card for those of you that don't know him,
an Avid Twins Fallower and I can't stand them right now,
but they were six games back from a wild card
at the All Star break and then they just fire

(26:59):
sealed everybody.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
Yes, they're not twelve games back, but I mean it's
I I playoff. Baseball is unbelievable. I I love the
game so much. I mean, I'll I'd rather watch I
probably watched it like about as much baseball as I
did football this this weekend. Yeah, especially with how the

(27:25):
Tigers have played the last couple of years, I was
fortunate and like the middle school days, the Tigers were
really really good. Maggie, Yeah, Meggie princefielder Shurezer Verlander Porcello.
Doug Fist, Doug fist, Doug.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Hurt.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Yeah, no shit, Doug Fister six eight. By the way, that.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Is a big fist. Have you ever seen one that big?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Sure have?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Where that end up?

Speaker 6 (28:03):
It was back in Tucson, Arizona.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh, Ship, anything can happen in the Dirty Tea. That's
where Sam's from.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
To the Dirty Tea soon.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Good memories in Tucson.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yeah, that place right now. So growing up the it
was the double A for the Diamondbacks for a little while,
the sign sidewinders. That was a lot of fun to watch,
the two it was. Yeah, they had the I mean
because it was early two thousand's, you know, and they
had all the They had the same uniforms as the

(28:41):
Diamondbacks at the time, which are some of the best
in the league, until they switched it to red.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Dude, I am. I went on my freshman year college.
I went on a kick of a like minor league
baseball merch That's what I was wearing, Like Nike drive
fit ship. I had a Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp shirt that
I somehow lost. Really mad about that, but I think
minor league baseball like team names are sick. No other

(29:11):
sport can do that, Oh absolutely not. Well, no other
sport has like a minor league system like that either.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, I think in the next ten years they're gonna
have some sort of reform on that. It's gonna be
I think with they're they're gonna have to get with
the n C douale A, which I doubt they will
because both of those institutions kind of suck. But yeah,
I hate like they're they're gonna it's gonna come to

(29:40):
the point where it's now those kids should go to
college just based on the percentages of the guys that
will play. They make enough money to play minor league
ball until they're like thirty years old, yep. And then
they're thirty years old, and then they don't know what
to do, right, and some of them don't make enough
to do that unless they keep playing. But then obviously

(30:00):
they get cut. So now you're thirty years old, you
have no money and you don't have an education. So
something's going to come around with that, whether it be
just having a single, a double, a triple A, which
I think is what they should do because then they
can also pay livapool wages there, and then I think

(30:21):
what comes from that is they'll also they'll have international
teams where they'll just like basically an international minor league
team because those kids don't want to do school.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
But that brings me to one thing about baseball, and
I'm I consider myself a baseball purist at heart, But
some of them unwritten bullshit that goes on is crazy.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
Yeah, Like.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I saw TikTok bench scaring bral which is the softest
thing in all of sports. By the way, no one
ever throws a punch.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
It's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Guys from the bullpen run in. I hate that just
delays it even longer. Like running up the score, Why
the fuck wasn't you? Yeah, Like, I hate that that's.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
So frowned upon.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
It's the only sport, I'll say, it's the only sport
that exists where running up the score is considered like
bush league fucking and it's breaking some unwritten rule.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Yeah, it's it's because of I mean the count. There's
how many generations within the game, because I mean you
think about it right now, like there's probably seven different
generations an organization. Yeah, and all of them have different
poll and I mean it's it'll be another one hundred

(31:52):
years before any of that.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
But like, if you're a position player and the other
team puts in another position player to fucking pitch, why
the funck should you not try and hit a home
run because it's a helping your snats would be if
you strike out to him, you're getting clipped on ESPN

(32:13):
for sure. Yeah, you're looking like ship loss. Your batting
average goes down.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
It's really a favorite thing. I love business and players
would throw hard. Charlie Culberson and Charlie Colderson, the graves,
and uh, who's the.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
One dude for the race does the same thing. He'll
he'll just lobbed in, lobbed in and then all of
a sudden pump like at eighty nine Phillips.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Phillips was like ninety nine. He's trying to he's trying
to become a pitcher now in the minors.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I knew that. Yeah, but yeah, I just hate some
of the unwritten rules about baseball.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
And yeah, I want to bring up a big gripe
of mine.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
All right, let's hear your big gripe. I can't I
love big.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
My big gripe with the MLB right now is the disregard.
I mean, I guess maybe maybe this is why I'm
a little bit old school. Maybe an I'm the asshole
you probably are, But I think it is crazy that
the there are probably less than ten players hitting three
hundred in the big leagues right now.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, no, I'm I will you know what we said
it earlier in the intro, I'll fucking die on that hill.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
Yeah, absolutely, I think it is absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's a bomber bust league.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Now, so I give I give two ninety five and
above A in this case, I'll give two ninety three
because that's Bobby Whitt. So that's that's luck right there.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
But yeah, that's just him square and balls up and
them not being home runs.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
But still there are ten players hitting three hundred and above.
Bobby Wit, Freddy Freeman, Salfreelick, George Springer, Vlad Guerrero, Kenya Turner,
but Chett, will In Judge, Aaron Judge is hitting three
twenty one. He's gonna like that's the thing is now,
people like ol batting average is an outdated stat and

(34:07):
it's like, it's not though, it's how is getting on
base via hit outdated? It's not like but.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
They those are also the same people that say OVP
isn't fucking important there?

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Yeah, Like then like that's what That's what I mean,
Like I get it, Like if you were like getting
on base is perfect, that's awesome. Like if you're if
you're not hitting three hundred, you gotta be walking because
getting on base, like you you have to score runs.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Dude's back. Probably I would say even not five years ago,
but eight years ago. It was a completely different game
because you had guys that hit tanks and guys that
got on base. For the guys that hit tanks yep.
And the guys that did hit tanks were still hitting
like they were hitting a lot higher than they are now.

(34:56):
They were like two seventy five hitters, Yeah with forty
with forty bombs.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
It's crazy. And I mean, I understand pitching just keeps
getting better and better. I think hitters took a step
this year because how many I've seen I've seen at
least fifteen in person, nine person on TV fastball is
one hundred and above hit for homers. Yeah, that didn't
happen three years ago.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Knowing it will just think even.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
There was probably one or two and it was probably
Rafy Devers because he was closing his eyes and yeah,
God given bats.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
But no, you didn't look at it too like fucking
one hundred is the new or like ninety seven's the
new ninety.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
What ninety was.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Five to eight years ago is now ninety seven. Everyone
can now throw ninety seven.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
And I think, I really think it's it's what organizations
are looking for, which is that I the players. It's
not the player's fault because the players think about this.
Players are not going to make a They know what
gets them paid on their statistics. So why would you

(36:07):
Why would you change something mid season and what if
it sucks? Right, Because I mean, I mean you think
about it. That's how they put food on the table, right,
So I don't necessarily blame them. It's it's what teams
are looking for and what we allow them to do
because like they could. I I really think that the
hitters are good enough that if bad, if if raising

(36:30):
your on base percentage was based on having a better
batting average, that they would do it. They can do it.
It's just that they they think ops is more important
than one.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, but those guys get paid to hit the rooms now,
and that's just the way the leagues evolving. Like the
Luis Rises still mad about that trade we lost on
that trade.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
I think, I mean, it'll go back and forth. We'll
get to a point where the pitchers are going to realize, up,
we're giving up too many homers, too many of these,
and then they're gonna go back to something, and then
the hitters want to have the game. That's kind of
the game though.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
So Sam, for those of you that don't know my boy,
he's got ball knowledge on the MLB and players. A
little surprise for Sammy, I have three names, and Sam
saying is MLB dudes, he knows where they went to college? Okay,
I picked a layout for you, a medium one and

(37:40):
then one that I think you might not know. Let's
see if you can get it. So the first name
I got Trevor Story. Where did he go to college?

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Trevor Story, did not go to college?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Holy shit, Texas, Matt says, Texas, it is not Sam,
he did go to college. I'll give you that hint.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Trevor Story.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yes, no, yes, he did you No, you can get
three guesses at this one. I know you're kind of
out of the game, you haven't been there in a while.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
You're sure Trevor Story three.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Trevor's story went to a college. I'll give it to you.
It's it's in the South.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
There's three big players who played with him too in
that same college.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Correct.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
I can't think who it is.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Holy shit. I stumped him on the layup one. I
thought you were gonna get this. My boy doesn't know ball.
I guess, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Where do you go? L s U. Trevor story did
not go to Hell? Yes he did, dude, No he
did not.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yes he did right here, hey, right here, Louisiana State University.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
He's hurt now. He did not.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
No, You're right, he didn't. He was committed to him high.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
He was committed then sign the first round of the Rockies.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
No, I know, I just wanted to test him. I
didn't give him a layoup. I thought he Texas. Nope,
he signed with the Rockies. But he verbally committed to
l s U. All right, we have cal Rawley Florida State. Yeah,
Florida State is correct. That was automatic Tyler Glass.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Now pictures of the worst animals. Tyler Glass, Now, is
it in Cali?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Was not in California? All ye?

Speaker 6 (39:55):
Power five, power four? Nope, he was avid major.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
What's your guess here, gosh from Tyler Glassnow, pictures are
your kryptonite in this too?

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Is it obscure? Kansas?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I'll just say he did not go to college. He
did not he signed out of high school. Yeah, I did.
I did just a fuck with you this time, someone
has to. But Sam got two out of three. Right,
I'm considering that self a win. Every time. I'm gonna
give you three names, and if I get one of

(40:41):
them on him, that's a win for me because we've
sat at a bar and I've just rattled off the
most random players ever and he just goes on an
absolute terror. Oh in his own house. Producers back, he's
on the mic.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Now there's number four, give me number four, Tim before
round the way up.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
All right, So I'm gonna say Blake trying doth Dakota.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
See how good he is? Like, that's just uncanny, uncanny.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
So now.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
We're gonna get into it. Every pod, me and Sam
are going to review a beer or a drink, a
mixed drink, whatever it is. If you have anything you
want us to try, we'll put it through the ringer.
We'll get it an honest review. We're going on the
looks of the packaging. We're going on the taste most importantly,

(41:43):
how many of these could you drink in one sitting?

Speaker 6 (41:47):
And would you buy it again?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Okay, so we're gonna play a little game on this
pod we call is this ship. I didn't have that ready,
bit shit, thank you for that drum roll? All right,

(42:24):
so we have two beers here we uh already tried
this one Canadian moosehead sorry moosehead Canadian lagger. So my
first thing is logos.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Dope, Yeah, moosehead is uh is up there like kind
of like the Yaegermeister deer it is.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
It's just a giant moosehead artwork, but dark green little
forest green.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Green bottle, green bottle by the way.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Forest green box with just a big moosehead on it.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Not not a twist off.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Not a twist off that's gonna lose it some points
to be honest, yep. But established in eighteen sixty seven,
those those Canadians have been drinking moose.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
For a while. While Saint John, I don't know what
NB is New Brunswick, it would be New Brunswick, Brunswick.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
That's a Stellar Stellar movie quote there for those of
you that don't know. That's one of our favorite favorite movies.
She's out of your league, league, that's fantass chicken ship.
Yep's left Abrigatta. Speaking of bringing Brunswick, we got bowling tomorrow,
sure do. Every Wednesday, me and Sam are in a

(43:41):
bowling wig by the way, folks, And my god, is
it gonna be a good week? I had to miss
week one.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Actually, yeah, it's gonna be back.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, how do you throw him? Last week? Sammy?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
You know my uh my knee. I'm still only about
halfway done with the physical therapy there, so the knee
is still a little bit of an issue.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
For those of you that don't know, Sam broke his knee,
actually almost lost his entire leg this summer playing town
ball for the Blueoss.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Still it's about ninety degrees.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, that's all I got. I'm trying to get this
moose him fucking open.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Yeah, we we did not know that it was a twist.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
No, I mean to bring a bottle opener, so that's
on me. Matt always does.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
But no.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
One of the most satisfact factory things about playing in
this bowling league is the first year we were terrible.
We were God got awful bowlers in this league. We
didn't know how serious these guys took it. The last
year when we finished fourth in the league out of
like the eleven teams or whatever.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Yeah, we uh we we uh we finished fourth. We
all improved by a significant I mean I was I
was probably like a one to twenty five average my
first year, and then this last year I was like

(45:09):
a one to sixty one sixty five average our first year.
I was not to brag here, subtle brag, but.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I leave some bounds our best bowler, I thought our
first year and year two, I kind of plateaued a
little bit, kind of stuck around my same average, but
I think I got more consistent, went through a little
bit of a slump, and I'm excited to hit the
lanes again. By the way, this is a thirty like
thirty two week fucking league. Yeah, it is the last

(45:39):
week in August to the last week in April. Yeah,
it might go into So this is how we spend Wednesdays.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Yeah, Wednesdays are always booked from uh about six fifteen
to nine.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, every time, and we just go throwback beers and
fuck up no innocense. God do we knock pins down sometimes.
But yeah, so we're we'll keep you guys updated on
that for sure. But we're going to dive into this
Moosehead Canadian lagger. Like I said, packaging out a ten.
It's it's solid, dude, it's simple, it's.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
But does it copy East?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
I think Nordeast copied Moosehead.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
I suppose one of these guys have been around.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Since eighteen sixty seven. Ye yeah, yeah, nord East. It's
not even a logger either.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
It's a side.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
It's a cider, but bottles clean green bottle, sick logo.
All right, let's take a swig here, got it's solid.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Yeah, it's uh. It tastes kind of like a Heineken,
a little heavier than a Heineken, but.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Still light enough though it's not it's not heavy. Good
I'll feel Yeah, you have no weird aftertaste in it either.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
It's kind of smooth on the aftertaste. All right, So.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Sam with the SIPs, I'm about a quarter of the
way done with this one. Would you buy it?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Would you buy it?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Go out of your way to buy this?

Speaker 6 (47:23):
I would? I would, I would buy this? All right?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
So how many do you think you can drink in
a sitting. How many of these do you think you
can honestly, honestly drinking a sitting without getting sick of it?

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Seven?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Okay, how many cords lights can you drink in a sitting?

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Twelve to fifteen?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I think you can drink.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
More broadly, probably right.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I think my cords lights in a sitting are probably infinite.
I would never get sick of it, but these, I'll agree, Like,
I could take down a six pack of these easily.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Yeah, I think I could do one more than a
six pack, but I guess I think I would get
sick of Yeah, I mean it would be in the
middle of the seventh is when I think I would
get sick of it. So I'll still see seventh because
i'd finish that.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yeah, I would say six for sure, and I I
could put it in the six to eight range. I
could probably drink these. Would I buy this again? I
don't know that I would ever crave this beer.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Yeah, you know, because it's.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Pretty cheap. Sixer bottles is like no, I think it
was like eleven bucks after.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
We do live in Bamidges, which by the way, is
absolutely insane. The beer prices prices. It's like thirty four
dollars after taxes for a suitcase.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yep, the case of corslight is running you up, and
that sucks. That's going to put a hurt on the
bank account. You can buy Obviously, we might have to
drive the Beehive. Beehive Liquors sponsored, No, not a sponsor,
but I wish they would. But yeah, so mooseheads.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Solid beer again, Yeah, not bad at all.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
But I did bring another one. First week we're going
sticking on the Moose train. I went in there to
Lakeview Liquor and Mumiji and it was kind of just yep,
shameless plug and was just kind of looking around. God
asked about ten times by those employees, can I help
you find anything? By the tenth time, I just looked

(49:24):
at this poor kid straight in the face, and I
was like, dude, I am looking for shit that I
would never ever come in here looking for. So I
found the Moose had the box caught my eye, so
the packaging is solid. And then I turn around to
my left and see the Moose drool brown ale by

(49:46):
Big Sky Brewing.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Company in Montana, Missoula, shout Outsula.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Their slogan is we make water fun. So that that's different, right,
So the Moose Drool is a lime green box with
a picture of a moose drinking out of a out
of a river with mountains behind it. Really cool package.

(50:12):
Lime Green cans. Apparently it is brewed with four different
molts and has a rich mahogany color with subtle notes
of coffee and coco. This is the best American browno
in the world, thankwain. Well, I think we'll be the
judge of that.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
Yeah, we're gonna be. I don't know if I like
the cockiness there.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, that's crazy. So I'm going to crack this thing open.
It's a dark beer I do like.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
On the lime Green it does say we make water
fun yep, with I will say semi confusing a little
bit because it's got that moose drool. And then on
the back of it is a is a bull's head.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, with three three dash seven dash seven seven. So
I don't know what those numbers mean, but they don't
really matter to me.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
It smells like coffee.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
So this is a dark one too. Well, bottoms up.
Oh that's really coffee beer. I mean.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
It's not bad, No, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
It's a little underwhelming though.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Yeah, I just I don't. I'm not a brown ale guy.
If I'm gonna go with this dark, I'm grabbing a.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Guinness, right, and I think that's what it's trying to
be as a Guinness, and it's just not I definitely
get the hint of coffee in there too, but it's uh,
it's not awesome cool can cool box and it does
not just I would never go out of my way

(52:03):
to drink this again, if I'm being honest with Yeah,
there's just better coffee flavored beers out there.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
I think I'd rather go to a brewery and have
the brewery experience, grab a stout from them, big nitro guy,
Yeah you do.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I watched this guy take a picture of Irish carbombs, yep,
and then I went to bed. For those of you
at home that don't know Sammer, I've ever watched this
man drink beers. He's won the fastest chugger I've ever seen,
and we've put him through the ringer on that like
it's my favorite bar trick is telling everybody, hey, I

(52:42):
bet this guy can drink a beer faster than you can,
because he has yet to losemar in his own house.
Producer just told me that the three dash seven dash
seven seven on the side of the cans is the
simple originated with the Montana Vigilantes, a nineteenth century vigilanti

(53:04):
group active in Virginia City. They were paying three seven
seventy seven on cabins, tents and even posts won't.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Yeah, so, I mean I'm a slight history buff. I
has almost nothing to do with that.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, I went to college to be a history major.
I do like history in.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Sports sport mark you have to get your masters in
it at least to do much. But I will say,
if you're looking for something to watch, we made it
this far American Primeval on Netflix really good history, dramatized.
But a lot of people don't realize that we went
to war with the Mormons. The United States government went

(53:45):
to war.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
With the Mormons for days, no shit, what war was up?
The Mormon War of like, they did not name it
the Mormon War.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Yeah, it was something like that, all right.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
But out of the two beer, just to stay on track, here,
Moosehead by Moosehead by mile I'm giving Moose had a
solid like seven point two out of ten. It's just
a light crisp It's a good beer. I would buy
it again. I don't know that I would buy it
a lot, but I would definitely buy it again, like

(54:19):
if I saw it and just wanted something different.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
For sure. Moose Drool is a product of Canada, though,
so right.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
It was my original score of seven point two, I
should knock it down to like a six point three.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
I'll give it a seven flat. Ye, the nice round score,
the moose drool, but the logoing.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Sweet on the moosehead, the bottles cool, not a twist
off that hurts it, but the moose drule.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
I'm going four to eight. Part of that is because
brown ales are not my cup of tea, and.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
They're not mine either. I just saw the box and
I'm like, I know, Sam and I have never fucking
had that, So I went with it. Cool logo, cool
cam ship beer.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Yeah beer.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I mean, you know, I'm giving it a I'll give
it a four to three four three out of ten.
I think that's very I think.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
It's a very niche, niche, niche, niche niche.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Beer, Like you gotta kind of be craving coffee beer
if for something dark, if you like these and we're
not high pay guys for cores lightskies.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
Yeah, Yeah. I mean there's if if we're being honest,
I mean, how many how many brewery beers have you
have you actually been like, oh my god. You know,
it's more the experience of going there and trying.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Something and playing a little cribbage while you're there. Yeah,
adding a little grivage while you're there. I agree with that.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
That's what it reminds me of.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
There's only been one brewery beer that's really knocked my
socks off, and that was in More Road.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Yeah, the Blueberry Hill.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah, the Blueberry Oh my god, is that good?

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Was it? Is it? Lake of the Woods?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Lake of the Woods brewing out? Also, Yeah, and there's
Summer Shandy that I was sucking.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
On the half and half with the Blueberry Ale and
the Summer Shandy. It was that and that was very good.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
So we'll wrap that up getting into kind of our
last segment here. Everybody, we're gonna review a movie that
me and Sam and watched either multiple times or just
or will take requests to on movies, you guys. And
so this week's movie review is one near and dear

(56:44):
to our hearts class and there are favorites being played here,
for sure. There's memories to this movie and it's Tombstone.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
Back to the bus, Tombstone on the old eight hour
bus rides.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, and to baseball. So funny fact, I hated Tombstone, yeah,
because every time it would be played, I never could
watch it because it'd be being played at one two
thirty morning, two in the morning on the baseball bus
and it's just gunshots. It's loud.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
But then I sat down and watched it. Holy shit
for a cast.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Dude, Absolutely it is. I think this is most people's experience.
Like if if you make it past watching it the
first time, if you watch it the first time, you're
like what is this yep, and you're like whatever. But
I mean the majority of Lemidge State baseball players. I
think the amount of times we watched that on the

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bus has made us it's a good movie. Like we're
now like we watch it now and it was in
ninety three there, Yeah, we graduated in twenty twenty two.
It's timeless in our rotation now. Yeah, I watch it
two to three times a year. I watched it.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I went on spin of watching it two to three
times a week.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Yeah, when it was on. Yeah, like Doc with his
curly mustache, mustache is in that.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Fantastic and I'm a mustache guy is.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
Not, but kind of the only mustache that's missing is
Tom Selleck Tom, the only mustache that's missing from that thing.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah, but like you're just looking at the cast. You
got a young Valkim, young.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Valcilm stud, absolute stud, a very young Kurt Russell too
Kurt with his huge mustache, and then the absolute in
my opinion, mustache ever is ever Sam Elliott. Yeap, Yeah,
has to be unbelievable. You ever seen him without it?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
No, he looks.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
Naked turtle. I saw a turtle without a shell. That's
Sam Elliott.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
That's how I feel last time I shaved mine. Yeah,
and I don't even I don't even have a good mustache,
But if I were to shave it, I'd.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Look like, you know, there's something respectable about the ship.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Stash though, oh I've been doing it for so long too.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
I mean like there's just if you're thinking about the
ship stash.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Yeah, I mean, if you're a dude that can't grow
a full beard.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
If I can just rock one, or if you can
still rock one.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Right like you? Yep, Sam, Sam rocks the shit Stash
I've been rocking the ship stash since college because I
can never grow a beard. But yeah, I honestly one
day hope to god I can just be in the
same realm as some of these guys with mustaches, Like

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I don't. I'm not saying I can never grow with
Sam Elliott mustache. That's just jeans.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
Yeah, absolutely, born I have a mustache.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
And what what do you think made him make that decision?
He just goes, I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
It was probably like a fuck up girl beard. Yeah,
Like that's the thing, like is as you as you
grow up, you know some you're not a very experienced
UF shaver. Yeah, I mean I've I've made some mistakes
on my face, Oh god, haven't we all? Yeah, and
then you you either gotta either gotta go with it

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or take it all off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Put my face and a couple of mistakes too. You know,
that's a different story for a different time. But but no,
one of my favorite parts about Tombstone and talking about
cast wise, we're just talking Billy Bob Thornton making like
the most random kind of kind of just irrelevant character,
but kind of relevant character. Yeah, you know, he's a

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car dealer, at that place Johnny Tyler. But as far
as quotability goes from.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
That movie too, they're yeah, I'm your huncle Barry. It's
just such a fantastic people with tattoos that say, I
I would never go that far, but there are people
that that's how I thigh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I could get it on my thigh.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
Would you put docs mustache on your thigh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I put Sam Elliott's mustache on my thigh. I don't
have a tattoo, so I don't. I just don't know
where I can put it either. I think tats are
kind of weird. I've always wanted one, never knew what
together or where to put it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Yeah, I don't dislike them. I've also just never seen
something that I'm like, yeah, draw it on me. Yeah,
but this does come from a guy who got the
I got some uh, some temporary tattoos off of Amazon
uh in order to try to intimidate some all at

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senior base.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Was that our senior year. Yeah, So to let you
guys in on this, we were staying together in the summer.
Sam just randomly walks out of the bathroom. It's like
two days we were working at the field. It's like
two days before school started again, and he walks out
with this fucking fake tattoo sleeve of like the water

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print bullshit like sticker tattoos, and I'm like, I'm like,
what the fuck is He goes, aren't they sick? And
I'm like, yeah, if they were real, maybe, but they
were fake. And we go to this fucking meeting with
a bunch of these kids and you could look he

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wore very very short sleeves to this meeting and he's
just fake. Yeah on both was it both arms?

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
No, it was one arm because I wanted. I also
gaslighted multiple team lights into thinking that I've always had
the tattoos and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
They just never noticed. And a couple of them and
fell for it absolutely. And I'm watching these kids, like
these poor eighteen year old kids as we're twenty two,
twenty three years old later fifty year of college baseball,
and they're just like the jobs were dropped. Yeah, And
a couple guys are like when did you get those

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under and he's like, oh, over the summer, you know,
and it's like a whole sleeve that would take six
months to do, but he goes, yeah, over the summer,
and oh my god, and then finally he shows up
to practice and there's like they're kind of wearing off
and stuff, and a couple guys are like, where the
fuck are your tats?

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Yeah, I took him off, and then I'd continue, and
then I gaslighted the same people into thinking like, I've
never had a tattoo in my life. Yeah, but I
did that probably three times. I did it to Northern State.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Oh that's right. He would wear fake tattoos in the games.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Yeah, just to make him think I was better than
I was, or that you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Have multiple children and yeah, thank you Matt Dynamite dropping money.
But no, so that is uh, I guess that's how
we're gonna wrap this thing up, is Sam, we're fake
tattoos in college for an intimidation factor to make other
teams think he was a father of three and twice divorced.

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But yeah, so that's the first pod first pod Man, we.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Know, I mean, we we only did it two days
away from nine to eleven. Those of you, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
You don't want to know about that because then you'll
you will never unsee it and you'll never be able
to unsee it. But yeah, so that's kind of what
the pod was you know, we're gonna get in here.
We're gonna talk football, We're gonna talk baseball, We're gonna
talk whatever sport besides the U NBAS. Caitlin Carr's hurt.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
So there's nothing. She's got a shoe deal, didn't she?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Yeah, you notice them not in the headlines anymore that
she's been. I haven't seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
I don't even with the NBA. So if you're here
for the NBA content, get the funk on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
But yeah, I mean we're gonna do the movie reviews.
We uh learned? Sam? What what did you learn personally.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
From the Potter today the pod?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
What do you learn today?

Speaker 6 (01:05:31):
I learned that Tyler Glass now not college.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
That's a good one. I learned in my bank forever
now So but I learned, Uh, moosehead Canadian logger, decent
enough beer? Is it Cords light now? Moose drool? Completely
different Moose, completely different Moose. I think they came out
of different ends.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
How the move go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
But yeah, So if you guys want NFL updates are
takes on it. MLB updates are takes.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
And football advice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
We're here for you. We're here, We're gonna get you
educated on movies, because there's nothing worse than when you
quote a movie and no one fucking knows what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
And we've seen we have I do have movie suggestions
for you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
We'll take them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
One is one of the greatest movies of all time
that I believe you're seeing, Canadian Bacon, one of the
last of John Canny's movies.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
No, I'm a big and it is the Great Outdoors.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I need you to watch. See That's what I'm talking about. Though,
if someone doesn't get.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
That reference is not okay. So people on so the
rest of the network, like Bruce, me and you guys
would all understand movie quotes. Yep, like us not watch
any movies, which guy he never seen the same I
know you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
That's not even a bad movie, not see as far
as baseball movies go, bottom tier.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
So yeah, yeah, I know you guys talk about that
movies is up, But like I want, I want you
guys to watch Canadian Bacon's one of the last of
John Canny's movies, and ironically it feels like it ties
into a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
American type culture.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
As of twenty two. Yeah, all right about the president
similar that'll be our next movie review.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Then Canadian Bacon drop us any any liquor or beer
suggestions and we'll try those out. Even on a score
moose rule. I think I gave it like a four
point two. Who said seven?

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I go seven? Seven to seven three seven two something
like that. That's good, it's good stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Well, now we're lying to people. I'm all a lot.
I mean i'd buy yeah, I'd buy it again. We'll
shoot you remember what I don't remember what I read it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I don't know give it a seven flap? Oh yeah,
But either way, we're just two twenty six almost twenty
seven year old dudes, giving you our sports takes, giving
you our movie takes, and let you in on life
a little bit. Okay, that's our pod. I'd like to
think are in his own house producer Matt Geffrey. Everybody,

(01:08:28):
thank you Matt at the Runway Lounge. We will see
you next time here from the Silver Bullet Sessions.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Oh that's the pod