burbon makes you relax, tequila makes you ready to FV(K

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Suckers.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jesus, bro, Yo, you know what, because the boys are
back back in this The boys are back.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
The boys are back in town. Last time when we
were here, we're fucking trick or treating. Damn, Bro, you
had to you had to do that real quick. Bro.
You like the fucking Mexican Flavio. Bro, you Flavio. That's
when I'm chilling.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I gotta let my ship down as soon as Bro,
as soon as you let your hair down.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
All I can hear.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Is sam man saha man hang us. You know how
to dance that ship?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Do I know how to dance it? No? I don't know,
but I do it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's like it's in your DNA.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah yeah, the second that ship comes on, Bro, it's
like your ears. Yeah exactly, yeah, Bro, and the party started.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
See.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But like here's the thing. Though, we were out and
what we're drinking, what we had just now, I feel
like it's something when the tequila Hitray System WROS makes
you feel like you can do whatever?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
What do we just have down there?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Bourbon?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't feel like I can do whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, no, no, it's more like a mellow chill out it's
white people, right, you chill out very Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, the Fuck and Dance Boys is back in as
Hope Evan. Whenever you want to go up, you let
me know. Ready, Yeah, bro, we've been we've been filming.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, half the episode in already, like forty five minutes in.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, cuts it, he Bro? You want to see the
most ghetto Christmas tree? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Absolutely well?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Look at my mom. Just put this up and my son.
Where's the are you gonna have a face tree that dies?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Where's the white one of the white trees?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
There's brenches? Bro? What the ghetto? You know?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Why? Why is your tree aner?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Exic?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's my mom. She has nine trees in the house,
but I didn't see hold on this one.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Okay, hold on what what what? There's only one Christmas
tree in the house?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
No? You got two here? Really? You about to do something?
I know?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, sir, how many trees I.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Grew up to some poor ass Christmases. It's not gonna lie.
We're lucky to have one tree.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
But you guys had a real tree though.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, you cut it down, to cut.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
It down, fucking Charlie motherfucking brown.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
See, I want to do that I want to do that,
do you? You don't You don't want to do that,
you know, like go and chop it and then bring
it back.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You don't want to.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
You wouldn't got like a real tree though, right.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I've never had a real tree. You've never had a
real tree. Broadly, you one better. I've had the same
tree since I was a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
That fucking branch.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I think it's fucking pathetic.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Brow. I was like, why who the buy is a
new dead dree? But I know it was my mom
because she's the one who sent it in the group text.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yo, you know question, How do you guys feel about
white Christmas trees?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I've wanted one my entire life.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
We have one though, so like, but I made but
you've seen the big one.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
I think you're fucking tacky, bro, Why yes?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Do Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
They just the kind of I don't know, like I
think some people think they're like, oh, get something different,
gonna get the white tree, not a white tree? Suck?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah right there?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
What kind of weak? Because have you ever seen because
you need like a big, bushy.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Full fucking Christmas tress. Yeah, Like I want a Christmas
tree with some heat on, some girth.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
We're getting up my tree added in right here?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I got you. This is a which one?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Which is the main one?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
The main I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I just think a white tree.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
This is my Maybe this is just I saw it
one time and I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
White tree, blue lights.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Five year.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh that's basic, bro.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm sorry that I don't want a regular tree
like everybody else.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
We forgive you. No.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I want a big old tree with a ton of ornaments.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No, a ton of gifts.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I want more. The more gifts, the better the tree
looks well.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
And we're talking about that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Get there.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
No listen, no, listen, Before you put the gifts under
the tree, we got to decorate the tree.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Sure, yo, Do you guys put.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
That little carpet on the bottom of the tree. Yes, stupid,
it's a skirt, the sir, you don't have to see.
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's weak ass legs, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Because there's that little skirt and then there's this little bucket.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Is that for Bro to hide the weak scrawny legs?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
What the presents are for Bro? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
But then when we remove the presence, everyone sees your
scrubby little chicken legs.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, bro, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Gotta wear a skirt.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It really doesn't look this tripot, I know.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
So real quick, Me and my me and my boy
were chopping it up with a cigar, and then it
got us led to a question, Evan, give us your
cigar story, bro, what's going on with you?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
So here's the thing. I'm not a big cigar guy.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
And the reason for that, many many moons ago, because
I'm about eight days older than Christ.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Back when I was in back when I was in
college freshman year, we uh, you know, we didn't even
go to class too much. We focused on on bootyology
large amounts of alcohol, you know, just usually we just
had better priorities, you know, bigger, bigger fish to fry
than go to class. And it was about it was

(05:12):
a random Tuesday night and we decided, you know, hey,
let's let's get some cigars. Well, I never really smoked
cigars much like a little puff puff here, Like, didn't
know anything about like cigars, the amount of like nicotine,
like et cetera.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Right, all right, already know where this is.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I I was sitting out. I was sitting out on
my right outside my window of my dorm room. There
was like this little ledge. We'd sometimes hop out there,
sit there like smoke cigarettes, smoke cigars, not really cigars
to this extent, but this night in particular, we got
some big, old fat fucking cigars. Got these big old
fat cigars. We had some beers. We literally set the

(05:50):
case of beer outside. We had these big old fat cigars,
and and we sat there for probably i'd say a
good hour and a half, okay, And I'm just I'm
puffing this cigar, bro puffing this cigar, puffing the scar,
puffing the cigar, and I'm I'm like, slowly, I kind

(06:11):
of start to feel like a little, you know, light head,
light headed, you start to sweat, like kind of like
sweating in like a little kind of feeling. I kind
of feel like I had to It was a mixture
like I had to puke, I had to shit. I
was I was sweating. I was kind of drunk from
the beers. But then I was like had this like
little kind of body high thing kind of going on.

(06:33):
Like I was so confused, dude, Long story short, it,
I was like I need to do everything, and I
literally just went to the bathroom. I remember stripping down naked, bro,
and just like getting in the shower. And I remember
like before I got in the shower, I took a
shit and then I started sweating and then I was like, oh,
I got to get in the fucking shower.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Ended up puking in the shower.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
It was a mess, bro, It was a fucking mess, dude.
But I just I had no idea like nicotine it
like high dosages, like really fucked you up like that.
And I mean I felt it with like a I
did one of those like what is it the six
h six miligram zens.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Up?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
So like a three, I'm like cool with the three.
I never did a six before.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I even you almost get there though, like you started
feeling to creep on at three.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
I was like, I actually didn't even know the like
the difference between three six whatevers. I just seen a
zin on the fucking counter. It was one of my
friends and I just grabbed it put it in. I
was like, oh, yeah whatever, and all of a sudden,
I'm just like, oh, what the hell was like Tyson?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Bro? Yeah yeah, bro?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Six hours though, Like I don't know, dude, I've I
haven't always liked them, but I've like do.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You ever smoke cigarettes? Like, did you ever go through
a little face?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Did I ever?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I smoke on menthols in college, just like chain smoking
when I was drunk, only when I drank them, dude,
only when I drank. And then you know what happened
once again, Like I started getting like nicotine hangovers, bro,
Like I would like to change smoke on Friday Saturday
nights and like like you know, your early twenties, like
you don't get hangovers as bad. And I noticed like

(08:08):
the nights I started doing like smoking a lot of cigarettes.
I was like, yo, like my hangovers again, fucking wake
up your throat kind of herd Yeah, yeah, super like
like dry and kind of itchy.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
And like it's funny that you mentioned like college because
when I was in college, that's when I started smoking
because outside of my dorm room, like I didn't know anyone, right,
I went to Idaho for college, and so I'm like
trying to meet you in too, Idaho where uh Lewiston.
I went to Lewis and Clark, but uh so outside
of our dorm room, everyone would just mass up and smoke,
and I was like, I want to meet people, So

(08:39):
I start going out there just hanging out right, and
I'm like, no, I don't smoke. You know, everyone's offering
you and You're like no, no, no, just you know, just chilling.
Eventually you sure, let me get a little griggedy drag
right like that the other take a drag. Yeah, and
then next thing, you know, it's like when you say,
like the when waking up with that like hack or whatever,
the long nights of beer pong, And yeah, I filed

(09:00):
that compa.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
What like smokers? I mean this is fucked up smoking
cigarettes and drinking though.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, but then I mean sure I think back then,
like now, if I was gonna like smoke something, i'd
smoke like a vape instead. But I'm even not a
fan of like vaporally so.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
But that's what I hate cigarettes. I don't like a
nice y yea and.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
A nice little hookah, nice little hookah like hooka's a vibe.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I fucking love hookah.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Bro, Yeah, I like I like cucka.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Last time I had hooka, Bro was a little man
j Oh Ship. I should say that he was sixteen.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, I was gonna say no, Ship, cut that out, bro, No.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
But yeah, I don't know, Bro, nice cigar that. What
do we have bourbon?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
We had some bird very well, yeah, bro, and some
pizza fucked.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Up right there, and and some little motherfucking seas little
caesars shot again.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
We're still waiting on that sponsorship.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
This is like weekend. Annoying, man, We're still waiting.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Annoying. We're still waiting pizza.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Hut.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Well, we'll think about it. But your ships still mad
very lightly.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
We'll think about it.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
We're back to little seas, little seas, come on, stop
playing guys.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
How do you think Diddy's doing?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I think he's running ship So, speaking of.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
That, US prosecutors claim Diddy is running the jail M. D. C.
Brooklyn and using inmate's inmates phone time to try to
contact witnesses, plant stories and media and paying off inmates
to help him, plus filling their commissary.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
So that came out.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
That came out. That was just a couple of days ago, okay,
as of yesterday.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
So this is like three four days ago.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
As of yesterday.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Poor Diddy his cell got raided, and uh, I guess
he was who caught up with a.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Baby oil.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
It would have been funny though I can't about it, bro,
but uh yeah, it was they rated it rated to
sell apparently was. I don't think they really listed exactly
what it was, but apparently it was enough stuff that
they they got and things that he was doing that's
already got him in like Martro.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Can you imagine like his level of access. He probably
had like fucking starlink a Max book in there, like
he had whatever. Oh yeah, he's yeah, he's like the
phones some guy exactly, some guy snuck an entire satellite
in his ass for did he in his jail cell
He's got fucking like he watched he watched.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
The Yeah did did you realistically? Did?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
He probably has TV, internet cell phone?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Speaking about crazy money, brother, So my question is for
you guys big gamblers. He was a sports betting guy,
but sports. But yeah, you can go through some money
in a black table.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
What are now I'll throw like ten twenty bucks. I
don't go crazy with gambling at all.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, it's not a couple of tea, but I do
like a nice roulette table.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Bro really interesting, Like I'll fucking play there.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
But it's just like, yo, pick a number, pick a number,
pick a number, Let's put twenty five bucks on each
fucking before dinner if we got time.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
You know, I don't know, it's twenty five bucks.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
To give an easy, nice way to lose a hondo.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
So it was twenty five of my money.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
We as a collective lost a lot of money. But
it would have been fun though if it would have
hit the ship Bayway. Was My question is, is, uh, like,
what's a crazy night? You guys have gone out spending money,
like at a casino or gambling.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
It could be sports betting or I definitely have one
you want me to go.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I would say, like, I'm not really much on like
table games or even like you know, slots, things like that.
I will say I went down a pretty aggressive little
sports betting a rabbit hole, I think for a little bit,
never sports bet really until I moved out to Vegas.
This is probably a year ago, and this is this

(12:52):
is probably this is probably about I don't know. I'd
say about six eight months into me living in Vegas,
sports bet sports bet for the first time in the
In my first two days sports betting, I won like
eight grand. Okay, that eight thousand fucked me because it

(13:14):
basically just put me.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
It just it just created this whole.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Thing in my head. We're like best, Oh my god,
sports betting. It's the best thing ever I could make.
All this fucking money. Let me fucking do this every
single day. Fast forward six months later. I literally sports
bet every single day. It didn't matter basketball, football, golf, baseball,

(13:43):
freaking tennis, Korean baseball, what whatever, whatever, whatever I could,
whatever I could catch a little freaking gamble on.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I was all for it.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
I mean it was this was like this was in
It was like February March, so it was like that
interesting time where it was like end of football season.
We had like NHL going on, NBA was going on,
and then baseball was about to start in whenever baseball starts,
like March April somewhere around there.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
But yeah, dude, I I essentially like that eight thousand.
I just pretty much started like that was like my
like little fucking fun money bro. And I just I
just bounced that eight thousand fucking up and down, up
and down, up and down.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
But yeah, I was betting.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Honestly, I can't remember what I got to, but I
know that at my worst, I was betting like two
to four thousand a day.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Fuck, it's a lot of money. Yeah, it made me sweat.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
So I was just I mean, but I was firing,
you know. I was like I learned to tell, Like
I learned it pretty fast on like you know, how
to play it, like especially when I was doing like,
you know, thousands of dollars, like I was doing like
a lot of straits and if I would do like
any like parlays be a outed like two picks. But yeah, man,
it got it got kind of wild there for sec see.

(15:05):
So I was just doing like five hundred and two
one thousand, like multiple games and just like letting her rip.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I didn't even bet it, but I had it in
my app, and I would have won the Jake Paul
fucking Tyson fight, bro, and I had it there. And
that's how much I just hate gambling. Like I knew
that that was.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Not that app. Huh, we have the app. You can't
hate it that much.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I downloaded it for the fight. Oh, I installed it. Yeah,
was what was that gonna be? So that was gonna
be one thousand dollars on Jake Paul to win by points,
which he did to pay out thirty seven to fifty.
Didn't do it though, I didn't pull the trigger because
that's how much. Because I know me to win thirty
seven fifty, I'd be like that's not enough. Yeah, but
if I lost a thousand, I'd be pissed.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's like I need to bet a thousand to win
like one hundred grand to like even it for me. Yeah,
I guess, yeah, but fucking ah.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't know. I'm I don't much try to.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
But I did go down a rabbit hole one time.
And this is when I was a kid, like I
was probably twenty one twenty two, and it was one
of those long nights in Vegas, and I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna go play some poker because
I actually do like poker. So I'm sitting there playing right,
getting the free drinks. Next thing, you know, I'm hammered,
bron I'm just I'm playing so loose. I'm making all

(16:23):
of these stupid calls, but these guys are like all
bowing out right, so I'm just caking it. Next thing,
you know, I have this all in call or well,
I go all in and I was attempting to bluff
this guy out. Obviously he calls me and I lose
it all and it was just one of those nights
where I was like, you're back to the ATM, you
know what I mean? Yeah and yeah and then ever
since that night, and it wasn't like looking back. I mean,

(16:46):
I was young, but I didn't have the money to blow.
But I think I lost like five hundred bucks. And
I was just like the next day leaving the casino
at like eight am, and it're just like, I hate
my life, Broa.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I'm trying to think the closest thing I've ever had
to that dude was I was I don't know, I
think like my my wife and she took my son
to Chicago for like a weekend, so I was just
by myself and I was like, well, fuck it, I'm
gonna walk over to the Virgin just like go have
a nice dinner, you know, at the bar.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Right, So I go. I go to the bar.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Bro's packed on Saturday, right, fucking think about it. So
he's there, you know, They're like, yeah, just come back
in like twenty five minutes. We'll put a who little
table for you whatever. Cool.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
So I'm like, what am I gonna do over be
here for twenty five minutes? So I think I had
like probably like three hundred bucks on.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Me, right, which is so I was gonna have a
nice dinner by myself, like a fucking loser, right, But
I'm like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Eat good as fucking drink. So anyways, I'm like, all right, well,
let me just go to this black.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Jack table, right, just let me just put one hundred
hours whatever you know, pay for my dinner.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I was there for maybe, I don't know, three minutes.
I lost three hundred hours. I lost three hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Ago and I didn't even go eat it. I hit me,
you're twenty, bro, I didn't even.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, like but no, it was it was some crazy shit.
Where was like I had nineteen twenty but twenty. I
was like, no way this can happen again.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
It happened. It was twenty five hours a half or so,
twenty five three hundred? How many hens is that? Like twelve?
I don't know. It wasn't a lot.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
It was three minutes, bro, It was fucking you know
how I know it three minutes right away when I
said down anything to drink, Yeah, I'll take a corona.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Came back and you didn't have clothes on it.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
So I was so mad bro, because I was like,
I'm not gonna go spend another two hundred bucks to eat.
So I went You know what I did. I walked
back to the shop. There's a little pizza place over there.
I tent six dollars and of pizza.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Went home. I was so mad, bro, just kind of a
little bust. It's so sad. Yeah, that's not what I'm like. Bro.
Fuck gambling. Bro, it's just dumb. You know what I is. Man,
It's like idiot.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
That sucks. Bro.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
I think what the thing with gambling is, it's like
it's like that suspense that gets you like that's like
the addiction part is like that, like like that that
thought of like ooh I could win this. Who I
could win this? And then when you and then when
you do win.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's too stressful for me.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, but I think that's what sports.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
It's maybe different because it's a longer duration in blackjack, boy,
you'll know if you win to lose in two seconds.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Well yeah, but I also think you like watching sports,
and so that gives you another reason to like watching
your sport.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I like watching sports, and it's like like like we
always uh me and my boy Taylor, who are always
like sports went together, you know, we're always like, yo,
like let's get some action on this game tonight. And
it's just like we a lot of times bet just
to bet, just to like have something like on the game,
to like make it more fun to watch, especially like
shitty games if it's like like a toilet bowl game,

(19:39):
like just like two ship teams kind of going at
it where you're like, yo, I don't want to fucking
watch this, but like I have nothing else to do,
but I would like.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
To watch it. So it's like fucking like.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Let's make it worth you know, our time, and like
throw some money on it.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
So interesting.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
But I think what it is is like end of.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
The day, the the high you get off winning like
a bet anything, whether it's you know, in the casino
or sports betting whatever, it's like that high you get
off of, you know, winning is is greater than what
it feels to obviously lose. And that's so it's like
you're always chasing like that high again of like losing

(20:17):
it sucks, That's what I'm but But and and that's
where I think gambling itself, I don't feel is actually addicting.
It's it's it's after you lose, trying to like chase
that loss, to like remake the money is addicting. That
that's where it gets like messy, is because it's like

(20:38):
when you lose immediately in your head, like this happens
to me every single time. It's exactly That's where it's
like in your head, you're like, okay, well, ship, like
I just lost like three hundred bucks, five hundred bucks whatever,
Like okay, Like I got to start looking at the
next games in order to like make this money back,

(20:59):
you know, Like I literally did this this last weekend.
I got absolutely fucking rocked. I got rocked in the
fucking morning games, and like in the afternoon, I was like, fuck,
what do I gotta do to fucking get back here?
Like I just I just lost all this money this morning.
Now I got to make this money back this afternoon,
and then I make this money back this afternoon. Then
I used tonight's game to get me in like the

(21:19):
green and actually profit for the day. Yeah, that's crazy,
you know. So it's like it's a it's a whole thing, bro.
But that that that is kind of true.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Well I don't I don't believe it to be true,
but there's like I cut a lot of poker players, right,
and these poker players but that's all they did love
to play poker. They love to sports, but right, and
it's just like, Dude, I've seen like I've cut people, bro,
and they have big ass TV.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
They bring monitors kind of like these lights, bro. And
while I'm cutting the hair, they got three games over
here or four and four they're.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Watching their phone, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
And lately it's it's crazy to me, BRO, because they're like, yeah,
they're they're they're you know, they're doing you know, they're
just really antsy, and it's just like, yeah, I do
think that it just kind of becomes.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, I think it's no doubt that it's adicke.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Thing, right, But I just think it's like, when it's
that much stimulation, bro, it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
You guys seen you guys seen Uncut Gems with with
Adam Sandler.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, Bro, that that movie was intense.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I remember watching it for the first time with my
mom and my mom's like lit so like most I
wouldn't watch it with it if my mom was like
super chill, because I knew it was gonna be kind
of a lot.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
But it was a lot. Bro.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Like Adam Sandler's character in there was like so fucking
much bro. I'm like he was. He was always yelling
and mad and fucking just like his His character gave
me anxiety like watching him.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, but like that's where I've seen some people too,
where it's like, Bro, his move like the second he
got good news or that he was gonna make a
little bit of money, so he.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Like he would just be like, oh my god, I
got this, but like it's like he would forget that
well you oh, you know X, Y and Z.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You know right, it's kind of like, at least for me,
like why like the sports betting, right, it's like, yo,
you lost the first one, you won't be positive until
fucking night, like seven thousand more games throughout the.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Day, you know, yeah or four games whatever, Well, it's
enough for me.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
It's it's all about how you bet, and I think
that's where it's Yeah, Like especially sports betting, like it's
like a fucking art, bro, Like it's so much more
than just like picking a game and like putting money
on it.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, which we're trying to you know, bet MGM, this
might sound like we're going against what you guys do,
but we like what you do.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Right, Yeah, I mean I didn't pull the trigger, but yeah,
I think you guys are doing great. Actually you were
gonna use fuck yoah yeah, because that's the thing. So like, uh,
DraftKings had something for the fight, right, they were giving
out like a promotion, So I downloaded it. But come
to find out, because we live in Vegas, you can't
even can do it. Yeah, you have to use so
Vegas UH have like zone restricted.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, so sports betting is only prohibited number one in
certain states. Number two, certain apps are only allowed in
certain states based on that state. So Vegas they want
their two ownerships MGM and Caesars. They run the entire state,
the entire city.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
So because the DraftKings office here, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
That's so crazy. So you can't you can't use any
other sports. The only other sports bet app you can
use in Las Vegas is William Hill because it's like
another like Novada. It's like another Novata based compantry. But
that's the place no one goes. Yeah, so you canunt out. Yeah,

(24:34):
like you can't use DraftKings. You can't use like fan Duel.
Uh fanatics like there's like, yeah, pretty much any of
like the East coast ones. You hear a lot of
people use in can't touch so interesting.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
See, I probably would have pulled the trigger if I
got a bonus so bet MGM and Caesars you might
want to consider, you know, sweetening the deal a little
bit for new don't generate, I know, but I look
at the end of the day, I was the only
reason why I went down the rabbit hole of like, oh,
you know what if DraftKings is gonna give me a
little you know, a three hund oh, I'll double it,
you know what I mean to do my bet? But

(25:13):
then I was locked, you know what I mean? And
I was like, nah, it's not worth it.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Bro, speaking of the fucking you. How do you guys
feel about that fight? We can touch them a little bit, bro,
how you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I knew immediately that it was rigged. That's why I
picked that, Because I knew.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I call.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, bro, one hundred, get that tinfoil hat on. Why
because it's Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. Why was Mike
Tyson doing it for the money? Money he needed money?
Why is Jake Paul doing it because he needs klout right.
He can't lose because then all of the haters win.
He can't lose. So the contracts set up to where

(25:50):
Mike Tyson gets paid the most to make sure that
Jake Paul wins and he can pass off the throne.
That's what That's what's going on here. That's listen, bro.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
You think listen, I'm not think it needs to be
in the contract that.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
It was in the contract.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
He couldn't knock him out.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
He got paid more per round.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
You think you think Jake was worried about fifty year
old Mike Tyson beating.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I would be fucking worried about the yard. You would
let him hit you, You would let him hit you full force.
He couldn't to knock him out.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yes, Oh, I mean, I mean yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
So, Okay, I don't know what I want to worry
about Tyson at sixty.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Did you see any of his jo Please get Tyson.
There's not many people I'm worried about at sixty. Tyson
not one of them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
So Tyson can still throw a mean fucking punch. Prior
to the fight. Prior to the fight, there was all
sorts of like you know, sparring, videos of him in
the ring. Tyson definitely can still throw a fucking punch.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
To a bag.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, I mean, here's here's my thing is. I think
everybody forgets and this is for you f as well.
Everybody forgets UFC and boxing is one thing, and that's entertainment,
you know, So regardless of what's real what's fake, I

(27:12):
think there was all this, There was all this like
rumors on like what actually was in the contract, what
wasn't in the contract. Let's be real, guys, nobody's ever
gonna know what was in that actual contract. That's like
all stuff that they're gonna keep like super super hush hush,
end of the d like end of the day. Here,
here's my thing with it. I fucking love I fucking

(27:34):
love like what he did. And also whether or no
my uh Jake, Jake and Tyson, they they essentially came
together and they said, we have an opportunity to basically
break every fucking boxing record out there and have a

(27:54):
legendary fucking event, Like let's come to terms on some ship,
whatever that those terms were, Let's do some crazy shit.
There's never been a boxing match in the middle of
a fucking NFL stadium number one, number two. They they
blew out the streaming records by fifty five million views.

(28:16):
There was sixty million views on sixty million streams on Netflix.
The closest to that was like Mayweather Paqiao, like fucking
that was like back in like two thousand and fifteen,
twenty sixteen, and it was five million. They beat him
by fifty five fucking million. So they broke all these

(28:39):
streaming records. They put a boxing match in the fucking
in an NFL stadium. They had over the top fucking promotion.
I mean, the way I look at it, bro, it's
like and and Tyson. I'm not gonna lie, like whether
or not, whether or not Tyson will admit it. I
think I think Tyson was hurting a little bit on cash.

(29:03):
Tyson made a fuckload of money bro in the nineties
to early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
But Tyson was a dog bro.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Tyson was surrounded by a lot of women and a
lot of friends and a lot of users. And Tyson,
Tyson was fucking he was blowing money as quick he
was as he was making money. And besides, like a
couple of movie appearances and like some like random like
podcast shit, Tyson hasn't done shit, bro in fucking years.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I mean he he did that.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Actually, what was it that exhibition match she did or no, no,
that was a Vander who did that. I believe that
the anyway, long story short, Bro, I think I think
Tyson did this uh to number one just kind of
show people that like he still got maybe a little
something to him, although he did look pretty fucking bad.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
But almost.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
But but here's here's what's gonna happen now. I don't
know if you guys heard it, but a van under
holy Field when he fucking bit off his fucking ear,
a Vander wants to now do a fight with Tyson. Yeah,
so it's like it's like, I don't know, man, it's ye.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
But you were sad seeing that ship though, Yeah, it
was super sad. Yeah I was.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
He was definitely in there. Yeah, he was definitely in there,
in there fucking struggling. But it's once again, like and
and that's why, like whether or not people want to say, like,
oh this was it was it was rigged, it was fake,
you know whatever, Like regardless, like it's probably like if
it truly was fake and if there was bullshit, it's

(30:40):
probably a good thing.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Bro, did you see did you? Did you see it?
Like I think?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
I think it was Honestly, there had to be certain
things put in for pure safety purpose.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
But that's what I'm saying. I'm not even hating on it. It
was brilliant marketing and yeah, but that's why I was
so confident in what the outcome was going to be
on that flight because it had to be structured. The
rounds were fucking minimized to two minutes. Yeah, you know
what I mean, Like it was it was barely a
boxing match anymore. It was a fucking WWE event.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I saw this thing where it was like, Bro, the
first like the first round, I was like, yo, Tyson,
I can hit this boy, just hitting them hardest fuck.
But then, like you know, it's funny you see like
these tiktoks. You see like Jake's mouth move and he
was like a chill out. You're trying to get paid
right like when he was hugging him first, and that's
when everything's slowly gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
So I could see that because I did. Somebody was
telling me that on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
There was like this thing where it was like but
and he was only gonna get paid the full amount
of it midday round.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Yes, yeah, And here's something else I want to say,
and they're like, it's true, it's true. I don't know
if you guys have noticed this, but you know, Jake
does a really good job in all these matches to
kind of build up this like this, like hype and
excitement and this anger between them. I don't know if
you guys have noticed this, but every single person that

(31:53):
Jake has done a fight with over the last four
or five years, I don't know if you all have noticed,
but they are all happiest fuck after that fight. They
don't say two words about Jake Paul anymore, even even
Nate Diaz. Nate Diaz used to run his fucking mouth
about Jake all the fucking time, piece of shit, this
piece of shit, fucking that Nate Diaz. Shut the fuck up, bro,

(32:16):
because Jake Jake brought more money. Jake brought more money
to Nate Diaz one night, Bro, than his entire career
in the fucking UFC. And like whether or not people
like Jake Paul, I think it's dope what Jake is
doing for just the If you don't want to call

(32:37):
it entertain you know, boxing, don't call it boxing, because yeah,
it is a little fluff boxing. It's like, you know,
UFC guys or retired guys aside or whatever. End of
the day, he's doing something I feel really dope for
the entertainment business. Number one and number two, I think
I think he's fucking making a lot of people fucking
money that are probably like deserved it. Like Nate Diaz

(33:00):
bro was a fucking dog in the UFC, and yeah
he's respected, Yeah he's well known, but Nate never got
the checks that he should have, you know. So it's
like there's certain people that he's bringing paydays to. And
and at the end of the fight, I don't know
if you heard it, but they were they were pressing
him like, oh, you're gonna, you know, call out Canelo,
called Canelo, and and I think Jake now knows. And

(33:24):
I think enough people now see what Jake is doing
that a lot of people have shut up about it
because they know that. They're like, damn, dude, like we
can talk shit about this guy, or we can go
do a fight with this guy and fucking be set
for the rest of our life.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, a lot of people, you like at the barbershop
the nights they were like, yo, fucking Canelo will kill him.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
And I was like, you guys are not listening what
he said.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
I was like, Canelo, bro, like he has like he's
huge and like in the Mexican world, right because he's
their god. And it's just like but but it's like
starting to become a thing people, a kind of whisper.
And he was like, well, you know, he fights people
that he knows he can be like his style is boring,
you know, and it's just like you can't watch a
fight and not acknowledge that, right.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah. So when he said that, I was kind of
like he lion, Bro, he's not.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Lying to where it's like, yeah, Canelo needs that juice
and the juices I'm not gonna get.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I don't need Canelo. Canelo needs me. And it's a bar.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
The whole place was like yeah, bro, it was a
fucking bar. Okay okay. But then it's funny, like what's that.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
One dude, Davante Davis Givante Yeah yeah, or now he's stuck.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
He's like you will beg for attention now. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
But and and like here here's the thing, Like Dravante
is an exception because he's he's another like young guy
like Jake Paul that Givonte has juice, bro Like, Davante
is one of like these young cats that are like
the face of boxing right now. So Gravante has a
little wiggle room because Davante is still like on his

(34:55):
fucking come up right now. You know, there's a few,
like there's there's a few of these young guys, but
I don't know, man, We'll see, We'll see. I mean,
like either way here, here's the thing is like you
can't take away Jake's work ethic number one and I
think number two. If if you look at how far
he's come, If if you look at how far he's
come over a couple of year period, I mean it's

(35:17):
like it's truly next level and honestly, bro, like he's
a marketing genius. He's got the personality like let's be real, bro,
Like everybody loves a fucking villain and and that's the thing,
and he loves that villain thing like yeah, like like
you know he used to love it was like the
fuck you know, fun Jake Paul chant and like he

(35:39):
feeds off that ship.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
He loves it.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Literally, he wants people to like, you know, say fun
Jake Paul.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
As long as you're talking about him, that's all you want,
doesn't what you say.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
And now look at bro, like he's used this little
boxing thing to to pretty much start a whole new
career like post YouTuber, and and now he's fucking launching
brands like dude, the the whole. I don't know if
you guys have tried it or like seen it, like Walmart,
but it's the W. It's uh, it's like W deodorant,

(36:10):
hair product, shampoo conditioner, but it's it's like, uh, vitamin
infused fucking natural products. And now he's like pushing that
along with everything that he's doing. He's building brands, he's
bringing in fucking Sean O'Malley's like one of the uh

(36:31):
like one of the main sponsors of it.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Like yeah, bro, he's yeah, where you get the eyes
and do whatever you want? Yeah, at least some sweet
after all that pizza. Bro, you guys see you like
a candy or something?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
All right, cuts her out? I think so, And we
appreciate you saying the next one