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Some everybody. Welcome back to anotherepisode of Before the Cuts Cuts It.
Yo, were back in this housein his health. We're a week late
because these motherfuckers fought last week andhad to leave. I wanted to record
it, but I couldn't. Itwas real awkward. I just sat here.
I was looking at you. Inever seen you so uncomfortable. B

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I was, I was comfortable.I was laughing, Bro, I was
just like, this is fucking wow. We're not gonna talk about the negative
though, We're not about the positivepositive. What happened today? You came
in with some fucking a nice treat, some z treat, and he did
it strategically. He showed up lateas soon as my fast started. Strategic
as fuck. That does suck,though, That's all right. I wasn't

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there was so mean either, Bro. But Yo, you know what's crazy,
Bro, I'm on the Ozempire.You had to. I didn't know.
It's the it's the It's like thepurest version of this. It's somebody
glue type. Bro. I've beeneating through that ship. Bro. So
I told her I had the dock. I'm like, yo, Bro,
we need to fucking up that bitcha little bit. And uh yeah,
Bro, like I'm nauseous. Butwho can say no to a fresh little

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seas bro? Yeah, as Idid. But you know I had to,
bro, because he would have fuckinghot went through the wall with his
head if I didn't need any bro. Yeah, oh I would have.
I would have literally dropped the pizzaon the fucking floor and just walked out.
I'm out, Like no again,Bro, it's my turn to walk
out this week right right on time, right on time next week. But

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anyways, I just want to Yeah, so we had anyways, Bro,
go check out everything we've been dropping. It's been fucking fire fire by the
time this comes out, or you'llsee the podcast version that we did with
Chef Garza. If you haven't seenother shit, go see it. Go
serve fire animations here. Oh yeahbro, but no Bro. I walk
in and I was like, yo, Bro, I'm feeling drippy. Bro.
I got a little bit of drip, you know what I mean.
I found my little thing and Iwas thinking, Bro, you know I've

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always gone against this, gone tothis game where it's like for me,
it's high low right target T shirtfifteen thousand dollars worth of Julie You know
what I mean, that's just kindof me there you go, right,
Okay, But as you said,I mean Evan Bro, it's like he
steps out going to MATC Gala everyday. Bro. I'm just basically I'm
jeal basically. So I look like, you know what, you feel good,
you play good, you play good, you're getting it in and you

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get it in and you leave itin. Just yea leave it in everything.
So I was like, all right, let me just hop on,
like, what's some what's some likesome boogie shit? Hop on Bill and
Siagle? Right, I mean,let me go see some big bees,
right, Bro, I'm scrolling.Did you guys see their newest pants that
they came out with, pes Bro? They have pants that are like almost

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like a light blue denim. AsI've been reading up. Can you tell
light blue denim? Bro? Damnbro? Come on bro. Anyways,
there's a big ass piece staying onit. Yeah. Bro, I think
it was like twenty yep. AsBilly Madison always said, you ain't cool,
That's what I'm saying, bro.So then I'm thinking, like I
cool. I start scrolling. Istart seeing these shirts that are like made

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of tape, a bunch of weirdshit. But I'm like, you know
what, bro, if this isthe boogie shit, we gotta be on
it. Kind of is it is? But I want to know where where
do you draw the line, bro? Like would you get some pants that
look like you Pete? No?Why which you are? I'm also talking
to the guy who's working swepts,so let me direct my questions. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, you know,good call. This is an interesting

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one for me because like I'm superinto like style, fashion kind of fashion
guy, and there's like there's certainthings that's going on in the fashion space
that like, to me is justlike I just don't really fuck with.
So like, okay, obviously thegenes thing is like super interesting. A
pistain on your fucking jeans, Likethat's just weird, Like it's one thing

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having some rips, some acid stainslike some shit like that. To me,
you're just people buy those not forthe fashion, they do that for
the attention. That's that's my firstcomment. My second part of it is
is you know, there's uh thisother trend and I know Blindciaga was doing
this as well. You might haveseen them super like holy like dirty sneakers,

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Like they look like the sneakers havebeen through a fucking a mud puddle
and they're all fucking beat up inholes and all sorts of Yeah, there's
like and there's a few different companiesout there that are doing it. And
like, I'm such a big sneakerguy, Like I have this weird thing
like even like even like air Forceones, like I won't even wear them
after they get like a certain amountof you know, wear and tear.

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Like look like I'm really really bigon like clean sneakers, so that that's
like the one like I'll never everdo, like I can never wear like
dirty looking sneakers. But but likeshock I think shock factor goes like I
don't know, like when you seeI mean you guys, you guys make
bread, bro, But but whenyou see someone with like a big like
just a shirt that says Gucci onthe front or like matching pantsing like that,

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what do you guys think about that? For me, every time I
saw that, maybe it's just thehater room. I'm like it's just fake.
Or two it's just like were you'redoing too much? Yeah, I'm
just like I'm like, bro,I've seen that shit in in you know,
on on fucking in little village inChicago where you can get that.
I say the same shit, twentyfive dollars don't play me. But that's
just brobably the hand or in me. Bro. I'm not a lie because

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I've never been a big fashion dude. But I have another question. But
I want to know what you guysjust thought of when you see people like
that. It goes back to whatI said earlier. Is any anyone who's
wearing designer and especially spending that kindof money. Number one, you better
make sure you have that kind ofbread where it doesn't matter if you spend

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five hundred one thousand dollars on afucking top or a pair of shorts or
whatever. But once again, they'redoing it for attention, you know,
because like people. Here's the thing, dude, is when you see like
big brands like your Gucci, yourLouie, you know you're Blindciaga's all these,
everybody knows how expensive it is,and people want you to like,

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people want them to look at youand be like, oh damn, that
guy's got a thousand dollars shirt on. That guy's got you know, three
thousand, four thousand dollars bag orsomething so I guess like my thing is
is dude, like anything that I'vespent really good money on, whether it's
like a designer bag or like designerclothes, it's because I genuinely like like
how it looks or how it fits, or like the design. And I

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think that's where fashion gets kind ofinteresting, is there's people who buy stuff
for truly like liking it, andthere's people who buy it just to like
flex or like like look a certainway. Like I have a Louis Vuitton
bag I walked in here with.But that Louis Bitton bag is something I
genuinely like. It's like it's you'vehad that for ye, Like I don't.

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I don't like wear that to belike, hey, I have a
Loui Vuitton bag. No, Ilike it because I don't have to carry
in anything in my pockets. AndI think it looks dope as well,
so you know, it's it's functionaland uh, you know, I have
a friend who works at Gucci atas Caesar's bro And he like, he
used to live down the street fromme and I'd cut his hair or whatever.

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I didn't even know he worked it. He was just cool, cool
as fuck come over like he'd bringus like a plate of food. I'm
like, oh, that's fired.You know, he got cool with my
parents and sh So anyways, soone day I've cut his hair and he
was like, he said, Yo, you like designer ship. I'm like,
nah, not really, bro.Like He's like why, and I
was like, I mean, it'sit's just not you know, I don't
know, Like I've always had aweird thing with clothes. Bro, I'm
about to get vulnerable on this bitch, but I've always been big, you

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know, so like clothes shopping,I don't like it, right, I
don't like that shit. Now thatI'm getting skinny, bro, I'm like,
yo, let's go, let's golook at some shit, you know
what I mean. But it's soit's so crazy because I had this realization
bro. Like I was with myson. I was getting him like a
jacket, right, and I waslike, oh, this is this is
this. And then I was like, well, let me go look at

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some shit over there, and youknow, I put it on him.
I'm like, oh, this isa little too small. And then I
was just like but he doesn't know. He's just like I'm like, yo,
put this on and then it doesn'tfilm cool little get a different one.
But for me, it's just likeit was me watching it, like
him being a different world, likenot it doesn't affect him that this shit
didn't fit him. And I hadlike this whole real where I'm like,
yo, this this is why I'veprobably never been a person to be super

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venturous with clothes because I'm like,I don't like to. I mean,
you've been big, bro, I'msure this has happened where it's like it's
just such a fucking self esteem blowwhen something doesn't fit you right, like
everything does? I have three?Wait? What do you mean? You
guys don't have a twelve X?You know? I was like, what
the biggest toilet after two? Andit's just like, I don't know.
So I've had that. I've hadthat a lot, and I think that

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attributes to me just being a hitterwhen I'm fucking But it's just annoying too,
Like I'm taking fifty things to afucking dressing room. They're treating me
like I'm gonna steal it, paddingme down before I fucking squeeze into the
box, sweating fucking off. Yeah, yeah, it's the worst experience,
but the one that's why I shopon Amazon. Now, Yeah, and

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there's like it's going back to likemy comment I was saying is like I
buy some of that stuff because Igenuinely like how it looks like. And
this is a prime example. ActuallyI have I have probably three hundred plus
pair of sneakers, and I actually, up until a year ago, I
never had one pair of designer sneakers, and I truly never bought them because
I thought they're all ugly as fuck. They they literally looked ugly as fuck,

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and they just looked uncomfortable and theywere like extremely heavy. Louis Vuitton
started coming out with like some likemore like true like sneaker sneakers, and
they're actually called like like like louisvTrainer's basically yeah, and uh they're actually
like stylish, They're like got acool look to them. Off White is
another one that like they have somelike really you know, cool sneakers as

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well. So well, I don'tknow, it's just it's uh, I'm
also the guy too, Like Ihave friends that that you know, sell
like like vintage and they actually likemake their own vintage where they take like
like like they actually make like theythey'll take like an old, raggedy like
vintage like fruit of the Loom Tshirt or something, but then they'll stamp

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like a designer like logo on itor something. So like I've I'll be
the first to say too, likeyou know, for a basic T shirt,
like I would really have to fuckwith it to spend five six hundred
dollars on a T shirt like likelike like give me some fucking fake like
give me some fake tea. Likeyou know, I always look at it
all from like the marketing perspective,right, so when I see someone wearing

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like those expensive things, this thisis a little tinfoil hattie, so bear
with me. Yeah you ready,that's why we got lucas. But I
look at it from the aspect oflike obviously, the marketer's job is to
sell these things in the higher profitmargin, the better that they're doing at
their job. So when I seepeople wearing five ten thousand dollars outfits whatever,

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I feel like in a way they'vebeen brainwashed. Yeah, they for
like tying into what you were sayingof like they want the attention. They
believe that they will get the attentionbecause they puck that up. So yeah,
good job market. I think there'slike levels to it too, though,
is like I think people that arereally like like like, for example,

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you get some of these athletes thatare wearing like these like full blown
like Louis Vuitton like jacket and pants. It's like if you really got like
that kind of fuck you money whereAnd that's where I think it gets so
interesting with like designer It's like there'speople that are buying it to look cool,
There's people that are buying it becausethey want to get attention and look

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cool. And then there's that thattop tier class where it's like I'm going
to walk into Leuis Vuitton and spendtwenty thirty forty thousand dollars and it's not
gonna even dent my bank account.Right. So, but on that point,
I think that that's also a partof the hierarchy of marketing because a
lot of the marketing they send itto these high end people, right,

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And I'm not saying they do itto all of them. You're absolutely right,
those guys who can spend the twentythirty grand do it, but they
also do it because they saw thatguy who fucking has all that money wearing
it that louis sent to them.You know, I see, like I
have, I see I see allthe time, like quially in The Winner
obviously, right, people come inwith jackets and you know, we hang

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it up for them and and likejust sometimes you can feel the difference and
I'm like, damn, I turnit over and it's a fucking Proda jacket.
But there's not one logo on theoutside. To me, that's more
impressive. That's fire, Like thisis a fucking six thousand dollars. That's
why someone was gonna take it.Yeah, But I just think that's it's
interesting, bro. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. You know.

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It's like the like the one jacket. I will say, like like
Montclair has some like really dope likefucking uh like like winter jackets and ship.
So like that's where it's too tobe on the side of the designer
stuff a little bit. There issome designer stuff that is like really good
ship though really good like top tierquality, but you can you can definitely

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find ship for a fraction of youknow, you go with a North Faced
jacket for maybe three four hundred bucksinstead, and you know that's a good
point though, because now that Ithink about it, like fashion doesn't just
tie into clothing. But like,so when I was working, you know,
a professional job, and you're wearinga suit, when you had that
mont Blanc pen, Yeah that fuckingthree four five and yeah yeah, and

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it's it's nice, it writes fuckingcrisp, and you hand that over for
someone to sign docs. You justfeel like you're in control. I'm a
lot, brother. There's nothing betterthan a nice pen. Bro. Yeah,
a gel pen. Bro. Thatfucking feels like and you, Bro,
you can just sign a safe Bro. It feels like I'm signing the
declaration of the Piro. So that'swhat gets this, That's what gets to

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going. I. You know,I've only talked I've only seen you talk
about something so passionate. That wasfucking food, I know, bro,
you know you know I was watchingthe thing and there's one point where you're
like, BROB maybe seen you soexcited about food. I'm like, anyway,
thanks for the fat jokes, bro, as I just was vulnerable to
you. Did I've been wearing thesame shirt for podcast. I gotta booked

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the very right. You know,those boots were made for walking right,
that's just what he's got. He'sgot the he's got the Dad Joe dad
jews on, the dad rolled upjeans and the T shirt he wore six
episodes Casual Tuesday. He's like,fuck it, I'm bro, I'm bringing
up that showed up in sweats pastpuppy Bro, I'm bringing out the salmon

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today. Of course, brother,this is MAV, this fashion guy.
Anyways, boys, what else wegot? What else we got? What
else we got? Yeah? Wegot some ishu bro. Yeah, lookas
I'd really like you to bring upthis this a little controversial topic. Oh
you want me to do it?Yeah? You'll put the take off the

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half of this part, bro,the tinfoil half. Bro, take this
sh tim foil. All right,So let me ask you guys something.
Who is this dude? By theway, let me see this real quick.
So dude was on He's gay,is what he is? Bro?
Yeah? So what I'm curious aboutCassidy Cally is that his name? You

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know? Yeah? I don't know. I never was he was on?
Wasn't he He was on no jumper? He's not no jumper. He was
on no jumper. I'm just gonnashow it, right, there and ain't
even fucking doing it right anyway,you'll have it, pop that up.
Yeah, I got you. Straightman says he's not gay even if he
sucks his transgender girlfriend's dick. Youknow you got that evident. You're going

(15:41):
to say it, bro, you'regay. Broat's let's do this. The
guy from Hangover, let's be fair, that's gay as fuck gay, my
friend gage the argument. His argumentwas not a good one. But when

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he when when when Adam twenty twoshout out brought that up to him,
he was almost like, how dareyou think that that's gay? Yeah,
because he was saying that he helooks at her dick femininely. But I
mean, let's be honest, though, Bro, she's she I mean show
let me see, bro, Idon't think she was an ugly ugly girl.

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If we're gonna be politically correct inhow we h Yeah, that's true,
that's fair. She's not ugly.Let me see. Yeah, but
she has a dick. I'm sorry, she's not ug Yeah, she's not
ugly, bro, cancel me.Look but PP equals so here's but you
see her at the ball. Yeah, let's I'm not gonna be like yo,

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showy got a dick, Like,let's talk No, no, no,
no, it's not. But there'sa before and after. Yeah.
Yeah, once you see the dickand you can see the sucket, that's
good. Here's the thing. It'slike a choice, mom. It's like,
and you're gonna pop this up onthe screen. Yeah, there's one
thing. Looking at somebody like thisand be like oh yeah, like she's
attractive because when you look at her, you're like, okay, yeah,

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that is a blonde, attractive female. Yeah, but then you go under
the covers aka her pants, andshe's got a dick and you're a guy.
Yeah, Like, let's just talkabout like like those two things right
there. It's like it's like verysimple. Well I mean yeah, that's
what I'm saying though, that part'ssimple. Can I can I just make
a point here? You got adick. You're attracted to a dick?

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No, you know, I attractedto Yeah, you're attracted to her personality.
She just so happens to have adick in any case, Look,
yeah, factually it's gay. Sowhat I want to do is move past
that. Can I tell you whatreally bothers me the most? Of course,
I feel like women everywhere should bepissed, infuriated beyond all belief because

(17:56):
it's transgender woman like this one anda you know, back in our single
days, I'm sure you guys wereon like plenty of fish and Tinder.
The finest fucking ones that you seeon these motherfuckers are transgender. So how
do men end up winning looking betterthan women these days? That's what I
want to know, Like, howdo we figure that out? How does

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that happen? It's called great surgeonswhatever like, But but so what I'm
saying is how is there so manythat are lacking but can completely change?
I want you it doesn't even looklike okay, so let's okay, okay,
okay, let's okay, let's getthe bottom ofs real quick. I'm

(18:41):
sorry, but I don't think it. But if you look at it,
let's just say you meet her atthe beach, at fucking at tow,
you go up to her. Idon't see it, dick, do you
see it? Okay? So justto ask a couple of clarifying questions a
mad game, I'm not gonna investigather right now, So just to ask
a couple of clarifying questions, bump, what is it? But there's so

(19:03):
has she had an actual sex change? Like does she have a fucking she
like just has truly a dick justhanging between her legs. It's where the
fuck is it in that pick?You can see? Then? Know you
can't you can't, yes, youcan't look closely. Didn't closely when it
is sometimes poked out or something.So she thought, here's the thing,

(19:26):
bro, she has one, andhe Adams twenty two, was like,
yo, like, so does itget hard? And then he was like,
I don't see a bump the bumI don't see watch watch closely,
because here's the thing, bro.In the video. Adam's like, well,
does it get harder? And thenhe's like, well, yeah,
I mean if I that's what yousay. It's a tiny little you see

(19:48):
the littleness You don't, Bro,I don't see a dick. Yeah,
Bro, I see enough of abump where that thing must have like she
must have got the dick turned insideout, but still it's boners or something.
I gotta be honest, bro,I I this is gonna sound crazy.
Bro. I cut this guy.Bro, he's a trend. He's
a trend. I've told you abouthim, right, maybe I have I

(20:11):
cut this dude. He's a He'sa guy six to two. If you
see him from the neck up,you're like, yo, this guy's like
a card some member, face tattoos, big ass lips, cut out the
bottom four of his ribs, hasa BBO. So my man is like
this, bro, right, whatthe fuck? He's in his house,

(20:33):
at his house, but I cuthim in his house. I mean,
what even do would you hit that? No? Not him because he looks
like a dude I'm gonna be.I mean, I wouldn't hit any but
hold on, bro. So I'vebeen there and his house is like Barbie
thing pink everywhere. He has photoshoots there. I've been there to cut
him. When there's friends of histhat are also guys, but are more

(20:55):
like this one full surgery. Imean, bro, tits like shape don
Adam's apple. Only reason why Iwas like, yo, I don't know.
You hang out with girls, likeI said as a joke, and
he's like he laughed in my faceand he's like I'm like what, bro,
these are all of these chicks overhere. I have dix. I
was like, get the fuck outof here, and he was like,
Alyssa, come here, and I'mlike, nah, bro, fucking chill

(21:15):
out and show him your She wasI mean, bro, this chick is
like in a bathing suit about likefor a photo shoot. And I was
like, I'm like I was.I was so embarrassed. So he was
like, hey, he thinks you'rea full girl. And then she's like
I am, and then like doesa spin and I'm like, I was
like trying to be rude, butbro, I felt so uncomfortable. I
was like I was, I'm sorry, I mean to be disrespectful, and

(21:37):
she said, no, I don'tgive a fuck. She's you want to
see it. I'm like, Idon't want to see anything, but bro,
this chick had tits like like thisbro crazy blonde chick. And then
I look down because I'm looking nowand I want to look at her.
Bro fucking side size fifteen. BecauseI'm not trying to be I'm not trying
to make anybody uncomfortable, but thisdude put me on the spot. Been
coming up for like four years,broll. So Tim is whatever. He
tells me all the crazy stories,and so he was like, isn't that

(22:00):
Isn't that crazy? Though? AndI'm like, well she hasn't. I'm
like, you have a you havea you have a penis? And she
was like yeah. It was likeit was like we tuck. And I
was like, wait, hold on, bro, so you got a dick
because I've seen he's just in hisroom. Bro, he comes out like,
no shirt, thong and I cuthis hair. Yeah, and I

(22:21):
would I assumed he had a vagina. No, Bro, this all these
people have dicks, but I guessthere's a way that they like they basically,
bro have a clamp and they it'spart of the thong so it like
pulls it down, bro. Andand I don't know, Bro, I
just thought that shit was so crazy. So I saw a bump. I'm
telling you right now, this one. I saw those other ones. I

(22:44):
see a bumpy that That's what I'msaying, So you gotta have that.
Twenty twenty, here's the question.I see everything so with fat guy being
cool or turned on when his chickgets a boner? Is this guy is
he straight? Is he by?What is he? No? I think

(23:06):
I think I think he's bye,bro, Because if you like the the
I was gonna say, like thatwould have been the safe play, but
the activity is gay, so that'swhat makes him by if that makes sense.
This is like, but he's straight, but he likes sucking on his
transgender girlfriends dick, which is agay activity equals yo. Okay, but

(23:29):
let's just say right, let's playDevil's Advocate. We actually got in trouble
talking about this a long time ago. I know, bring yeah, bro,
I want all to smoke. Butlike in that previous situation, right,
this rapper smashing his talking to hischick. She didn't disclose that she
had a penis until her legs werelike this and he was about to eat
her out. So he was takingthe pants off, and she was like,

(23:51):
wait, I just want you toknow, like I'm trans, he
said, he says the rapper Kevinwas Kevin Gates. But he said something.
He says something like, I'm notscared, and oh no, no,
she had have a dick, butshe had a fake a fake pussy.
But the little dig is right thereon top. They take the tip
and put that as a little clip, so you got about this much clip

(24:12):
sticking up, you know, alittle bean. So let's just assume that
this girl didn't tell him that shehas that in a situation, are you
still gay in that moment right there? But wait, in what moment?
Were you about to fuck? Youblow her? And then you find out
that it's a dude. Yeah,yes, that's gay? Really yeah,

(24:36):
what do you mean? If hemoves forward, it's gay. If it
doesn't. If he doesn't move forward, then he's like, yeah, you
know, hey, unfortunately I'm notstraight, but you already like it.
You try to defend this motherfucker.I'm just but but so then at that

(24:56):
point, you're not saying I'm stillstraight, but give me that dick.
You're saying, you know what,maybe I am, but you're about to
lay down with her because you abouta pipe. But that's what I'm saying.
So in that moment, you justI think it's like, you know
what I think it is? Youknow what I think it is? Gay?
Hey, I gotta I got awhole I got a whole nother bro,
just a you wont know what Ithink it is. I think it.

(25:23):
I think it's as we we livein this really weird world of like
fetishes where there it's like a lotof people have like we have a lot
of people that have like have allthese different fetishes. They want certain things
fucking done to them. People.People get turned on over like the wildest
ship these days. I think whatit is, Bro, I think these

(25:44):
motherfuckers might not even like be gay. I think I think they might just
be like it's like some like weirdkind of turn on ship where they're like,
yo, she looks like a girl, she's got tits like a girl.
But then it's it's like it's justlike unknown, uncharted fucking territory,
Like that territory is a peep Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

(26:08):
Man. There's just this guy thatI cut, Bro, He's like,
uh, he's easy. I'm notgonna I want to have him.
I guess what I'm getting at islike there's some people who like some really
weird, freaky fucking ship. Right. But but so here's what I'm saying,
though, there's nothing wrong with beinggay, but we all have to
agree here the activity is gay.Yeah, I don't care whatever you like,

(26:30):
do you, But that doesn't meanthe activity is not gay. So
I asked this dude who I'm talkingabout, cause he's like, uh,
you know, he's a little payfor play, Okay, you know,
Okay, you're smelling what I'm steppingin. I'm smelling it. So I
asked him. I was like,Yo, it's like every person that comes
and sees you, like, arethey gay? There's not a lot of
my families. But it's just somethingintriguing about But see that because you have

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a fan bout fat ass on adude. It's like, well, I'm
I'm smashing the ass, bro,What if my wife doesn't have this ass
rhetom? You know, what ifmy dude doesn't have this ass It's not
but you know what's so crazy?But it sounds like I'm defending this.

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You're really gotta move on next topic. We gotta move on this. Yeah,
Ato, sex isn't gay, bro, don't let him play Wow we
woo oh. I got a crazyone for you guys. All right.
So I don't know if you guysheard about it, but there was this
guy in where the fuck was he? He was a man from Oklahoma and
he goes to Turks and Caicosa accidentallyleft some uh ammunition in his bag,

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made it through you know, theairport security in Oklahoma, gets past,
gets to Turks and Cakos. He'sthere with his wife. They have a
vacation. Now he comes back tothe airport to leave, and at customs
in Turks and Caicos he's found withthe bullets, which is a very bad
felony out there, and now he'sfacing twelve years in prison in Turks and

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fucking Keikos. That vacation lasted alittle bit longer than we do. Wait,
hold on, he he he forgothe had? Yeah, yeah,
And so so my question for youguys, have you guys ever heard of
any of these uh scenarios where peoplelike left shit in their bag. And
I'm not talking about your friends whobrought a little bit of pot to fucking
yeah Miami. The well, thepeople that I know that bring shit that

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I was supposed to be usually nasshole bro. Not to continue on assholes
and shit, but like, yeah, but do you don't you? How
do you forget that you have?So I got a story for you guys,
And this is a good story.This is a real friend here in
Vegas. I obviously won't say hisname or anything like that, but Tony.

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So the long story short, hegot back from a work trip,
so he just gets back to Vegas. He was his ex girlfriend at the
time, he's having this big fightwith her and they're breaking up. So
he goes over to her house justafter this long flight from his work trip,
picks up his bag, picks upall his shit, leaves her house,
and gets called that he has togo back to this work location.

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So he goes straight back to theairport with his bag, ends up getting
to security and here at Las VegasAirport, metal detectors go off and in
that bag that he had at hisgirlfriend's house, he left his fucking gun.
So he was trying to walk throughwith this fucking gun at Las Vegas
Airport. Oh my god. Toadd to the situation, he had prior

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offenses and so a, he wasn'teven supposed to have a gun at all.
Now he has one at the airport. And luckily the dude's a super
good dude. Like immediately with thecops, he was just super cooperative.
So sorry, the honest mistake,like blah blah blah. Not only the
cops, but high profile individuals fromLas Vegas all wrote testimonial letters on his

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character. Yeah, and ended upgetting him off of this, like the
Joint League ye wow, yeah,okay, yeah, that privilege. There's
any time to use it. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. But but
yeah, so so that's a that'swhat I thought of as soon as I
heard this story. But man,it's got to be scary as fun to

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be in another country and locked upfor something that in America, like a
couple grounds like no gun, youhad a couple of rounds on you,
We'll just toss those in the trash, you know what I mean. But
anywhere else you're about to get butyou can, you can travel with it,
just it needs to be you cantravel with guns if you're like not
out of the country, no,no in here. But it needs to

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be done the right way, right, you need to have a But what
I'm saying is if you were toaccidentally leave a couple of rounds but there's
no gun, you like if it'sa hunting bag and you have a couple
of rounds in there, like theyjust dumped out that you were refilling,
and then fucking you brought it home. You never cleared it out, and
then more ship just gets layered ontop of it. You had clothes in
there, you just end up bringingit. I'm not saying I've never gotten

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done with that type of shit,but I can see how it can happen
easily, especially Oklahoma. Bro,the doue hunting every day, Yeah,
every day, this guy's out on. Yeah I don't. I mean,
I'm just so ainal, but likeso am I I check my bag five
hundred times, make sure my dmy socks on, you know what I
mean? You know, Like,but I also don't have guns. Well,
I also keep luggage that I usefor traveling, and then my gun

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bags is elsewhere, so there's usuallynot any sort of moment where I could
slip and accidentally bring those types ofthings together. But oh no, I'm
bro. So this dude if somehowhe got through on the way there,
when you're unpacking your clothes and bags, like you just see it and you're
like, but I'm guessing it wasmaybe in a pocket somewhere that you didn't

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even use, right, And that'sthe thing like that, it's unfortunate that
he made it through security. Butonce again, he's in Oklahoma. Momucker
saw a couple of rounds and they'relike, well, let Bai, let
Bob go. Yeah he might needthese. Chicago don't need some. Yeah,
that's crazy. You know, haveyou ever like accidentally for like brought
like like a weed pan or anythingin your bag you just forget. Yeah,

(32:09):
me either, But I know peoplethat bring them all the time,
and it's it gives me so muchof that. Like the tesa is just
like a false sense of security.Bron to bring him on every fucking in
Chicago they have it depends which airport, but like the smaller one, like
it's it's on the south side.Bro. But bro, there's there's four

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like checks you gotta go through,like there's dogs and then you walk one
by one and they just they sniffand uh, it's called Midway in Chicago.
Midway, so there's like adult like, bro, the line will be
in Miami boom boom. Really yeah. I won't say names, but I
got a boy who travels with cokeall the time, fucking his asshole.

(32:52):
Hell of aals right up his assand then you're doing but like you're throwing
up the rock like young hooves inthe building and it's just so crazy.
How does he get him out?He just farts just far. Yeah,
fucking got goes in the fucking i'dimagine goes in the bathroom as soon as

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he gets there, blows down acouple of lines and keeps it moving for
that crazy. Yeah, I've beentoo scared to travel with a little pan
or Carly or anything. Yeah,but it's not worth it. Yeah,
I don't think so, because youcan get anywhere, dude. Yeah,
I mean it's gonna be dirt.Yeah. Hey, boys, I got
a question. You know what ahobo sexual is? Yes, sir,
No you do. Yeah, weget it perfect, all right. So

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a lot of asshole talk on this. It just happened to be like this
hobo sexual hobo hobo sexual is whatwe were talking about earlier. YEA,
A hobo sexual is someone who purelydates for the sole purpose of having shelter
and a place to stay. Bro. That was the most like professing He's

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ever Like you're thinking, I'm soglad it was this tough Cray. I
heard a lot of Vegas bitches beendoing that ship there, Vegas bitches.
Yeah. There's there's some guys thatI work with, bro that it's like
a joke where they're like, oh, you know, I took this chick
out to fucking Toka for the firstday at or catch or whatever, and

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then everybody's like, damn, bro, Like you know, we know you're
busy, but you ain't that busyto be doing shit like that, you
know, four or five times aweek. And one of the older guys
that works at the shop, hewas like, bros. Because they hungry,
like they hungry, they got noplace to eat. He's like,
do they stay with you? Andhe's like yeah. Sometimes he's like first
day, like you don't care,like they could rob you whatever. They
know, bro, fucking go eat, spend four five hundred bucks on dinner,
go to the crib. And thenso as you say that, I'm

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just thinking, like you, there'sa lot of people that I feel,
Yeah, but it's interesting because I'venever heard, like, I guess the
women's side of it, right,because you don't even think of it like
that, right, like I do. Well, it makes sense now that
you say it. But so therethere was this very uh, well,
I watched an episode of fucking Idon't even know what it was, but
it was back in the day.This guy in New York. He was

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like a homeless guy with mad riz, right, so he would go to
the bars every single night to findwho he's sleeping at, like at their
house so he can get a shower, they're gonna buy the drinks. Blah
blah blah. So every single nightthat was his his tactic, find a
new girl. You know what's crazy? You know who Stavros is. He's
a comedian, No, big fatGreek motherfucker. He's fucking hilarious. But

(35:27):
anyways, he has a brother,so he's from Greece. He has a
brother who literally, uh he works. I think he lives like in Australia
with his dad or whatever. Worksall winter four months of winter and goes
to Greece in the summertimes all tourists. He literally, bro he told his
story and it's fucking hilarious. Buthe basically just has a tent like on
the beach. But he's a reallygood looking dude. Brock, I guess

(35:49):
this dude is a dime and thenjust goes and then like meets me straight
and just fucking well, I'm tohold on this. I wasn't defended on
bro but I I guess he hasa tent, meets tourists and then it
was just like, oh, likeyou know, I have a you know,
yeah, come let's have a romanticlot on the beach and then just
like has them pay for dinner becauseit is that good looking. I guess
pipe them in this little tent onthe beach right there, and then just

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kind of just that's crazy. Iwas gonna say, like, you know,
at first, when I read thatof like you know, homosexual,
like the first thing I kind ofthink of is like, you know,
just bummy ass dudes that are like, you know, broke looking for a
fucking place to stay. But thenlike my perspective kind of changes living here

(36:34):
in Vegas, because like Vegas issuch this like hustle city, and there's
so many women out here that arejust out here, like women want to
work as little as possible. Yougot a lot of women out here that
are working, like you know,night life maybe two three nights a week,
a lot of women stripping, alot of a lot of women that
just they don't want to They wantto live this elaborate, crazy fucking lifestyle

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I'm out here, but they alsocan't afford it. So it's like,
you know, how can how canthey do that? Well? They fucking
chase chase, fucking dudes that gottheir shit together, get get guys to
be buying them fucking dinner. Inever know there was a guy. Well,
see that. But that's what's interestingto me because like you guys are
like, don't get me wrong,you're absolutely right. But I still find

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it more plausible for the hobosexual tobe a guy because, like I think
about me when I was working inthe night clubs. I mean every night,
my job was to go meet girlsto get him inside the club.
So you're flirting with how many girls? Yeah that are brand new coming in
a new flight every single night,you have all the opportunity in the world
to just be like I'm going,I'll be at m gym tonight, Mandola.

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Yeah yeah, so yeah, Okay, that makes sense because they're the
ones who have they already have thehotel, they came here for vacation,
they're having fun. Yeah, that'swhat I think of. And don't get
me wrong, you're absolutely right too. Also with that, like I'm thinking
back to my like early Vegas days, Like a lot of times, like
it was always hard to link withlike chicks out here unless like you brought

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them back to your room because alot of these women they can't do.
The women come to Vegas with likesix girls in power fucking hotel rooms in
a two bedroom yeah, yeah,but yeah, but I'm just saying there's
been times where hey, I Becky, you sleeping over there? Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, Hey, I'mgonna need the room for fifteen twenty
minutes. I mean, well,no, I'm saying, dude, I've
spent the night on the floor withyeah people all around us. Yeah,

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I've definitely smashed with all my friendsin a hotel and there's two beds and
I'm like, what are we doingto fuck the floor? Yeah, you
guys decided that you wanted to sharea room. This is what happens in
a room. Get your own room. Yeah yeah, Bro. When I
was younger, we used to fuckingdo that all the time. But like,
because when you're you can go hotelrooms and shot. When you're eighteen,

(38:51):
yeah right, so and you're inMexican, you already used to packing
the cars. Bro. I'm twentyfive. At seventeen, bro, no
questions. So we get these littlefucking rules. Bro, someone else will
get some laker, I'll get someliquid whatever, and then it's just like
we bro, like we'd stay atthis place. I'm banned from it forever,
but it's lak you ight, bro, because we get the rooms of

(39:13):
the hotel. Bro, your bannedfor life. Yeah, I can't get
in. I haven't tried, butI definitely was told I can get no
one watching that I was eighteen.Yeah, but a bro sometimes it be
like that. But I I guessI can see that, bro where it's
like, yeah, you have alreadyhave a hotel room. Like, let

(39:34):
me slide over there, you know. Yeah, speaking of traveling, you
guys see Department Jesus dang, Ilet me let me start that over.
Oh guys, So, speaking oftraveling, you guys see, Department of
Transportation announced that airlines UH now haveto give refunds for canceled and delayed flights.
Yeah, I'm tired of that shipproblem. This is a tug and

(39:58):
pull bro. Hear me get thathat. Oh my god, here comes
yea the problem. Right, it'sa great thing. Right, Like now,
when they cancel the flight, theyhave to pay you. Right,
that's a good thing. The corporationswill not lose money. The ticket costs
will go up to subsidize the costof those It's all going to be a

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metric. There's an algorithm to figureout how many cancels they're like to have.
They need to build in this muchmore to cover those losses. Yeah,
because before that, the only timethat they would have to refund is
like after fifteen hours or some crazyshit. Right. No, I don't
even I think I don't even thinkit's that. It's if there's a problem
with the plane, which they don'ttechnically have to disclose that to you,

(40:44):
they'll hit you with the there's badweather, so you gotta wait, you
know what I mean, that's whenthey fix that, they switch a plane.
But that's what causes a fifteen hourdelay, eight hour delay. So
it was very very unless like awing fell off and they can't fix that
in the time of that's appropriate,then they would do that. And a
pilot told me that interesting. Sothey were like anytime you hear the the

(41:05):
weather ships cap time all CAP Ithought was really interesting. By the think
about that, that the prices wouldgo up, that's what But that's that's
what people like tend to forget,like this whole thing with like minimum wage
at like McDonald's and ship going totwenty five dollars. Now they get rid
of all their employees and they havemachines doing it because the machine's gonna cost

(41:28):
less middle plays like that where you'rethrough a screen. Yeah. So the
one on the strip right by myhouse, it's they barely have anyone fucking
working. I got the front reallybecause now it's it's all a cost metric.
If if I can hire this machineto do John's job, he's never
gonna call him sick in X amountof years he pays for himself. Yeah,

(41:51):
yeah, fucking hey, you're hired. And just like cost of flights
going up, the cost of fuckingfood goes up. Like, dude,
I don't eat very much fast food, but I was fucking blown away the
last time I went. I wasblown away on how expensive that ship was.
But shout out to Little Caesars becausey'all somehow have a pizza for five

(42:12):
bucks. That's the most broad.But that was the bitch was bro that
that that that deep dish was wasfucking ten ninety nine. Still not bad,
still not bad, not bad.What I'm saying is for Little Caesars
can hook you up. We deservea sponsorship Little Sees because we get you
at least three times a month,three times a month. We only had

(42:37):
it. I was trying to yourself. We're trying to get a spostership,
bro, Yeah Jesus, okay,every fucking every day we get a little
seas with the crazy bread. Butyo, little seeds yo. But you
fucked up getting on Marianera. Yeah, bro, Prince stopped. Marinara is

(42:59):
like like, yeah that she shouldbe free. That's a fucking yeah.
Boys, it was a pleasure.Hopefully soon we'll be doing this in a
different in a you know, ina new situation. If everything goes smooth,
yeah, anything else and we appreciateyou. See on the next one. Peace,