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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bro, it's crazy. Is that from here? Looks like I
got a thong?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You do?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You can see my bussy? So crazy?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You got you got big abs, you got a big bulge,
got a.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Big quall that gave you some thundered up my thighs.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Bigger look at that, bro.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Anyways, I feel like such a little whore.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
But hey, we're back.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
This is Halloween edition with the boys.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
One of my favorite fucking holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Like real quick, Yeah, so you're obviously, uh, one of
the Incredibles.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
I'm I'm I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
The fucking the marshmallow. This this is a little creepy.
I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's just like a little it's.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
From It's like you've ever seen Ted. I'm hispanic cousin.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
You know, I could never look at Ted again.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I could never look at Ted after looking at your
ass and that thanks by that's crapy.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yo, Ted is probably do you guys? Do you guys
at the movie?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (01:05):
U yo?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
You ever fuck with a mask?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
On?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
That's that's been a big trend on fucking TikTok. Lady, Bro,
it's fucking with the screen mask.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
It's it's also a trend on porn hub. Is it
really Yeah, I've been watching it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think it's kind of fire. Wait, like, are we
both wearing them? Or it's just me?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
What I mean, why do you? Why do you think
I'm wearing this mask?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
That's what I'm saying. But like, do you guys both
wear Is it just you? If it's just you, that's
kind of cheating because you.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Like, I mean, I think it's honestly, it's like funnier
when just one person has on.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But the other part, like it'd be I don't. I mean, yeah,
but you just like fucking the marshmallow a scary one.
Look at that? Look at how scary? Imagine getting fucked
by this face right here? Bro, this dude right scary.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm like a curdly you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Like that's normally what I get told is that, like
I look so cuddly and awesome. So I don't I
don't see the problem with it personally.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Well, but my question is is that why is their
little eyes in the hole where your eyes are supposed.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
To be, bro?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
So it gives the illusion, yea of what of eyes
of the bear?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's but look into the camera, Bro, there's four pairs
of eyes, serenemy.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Bro, I get it, I get it, but chill the
fuck out and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm just saying I think I won the costume context today.
I'm being honest with.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You, dude.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I gotta say though, it's I really like the upgrade
of the costume. Thank you, Yeah, you know you. I
mean I think it's expensive. I think you told me
last about five to seven years.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
You've been food and you know what they say, you
are what you eat.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And and now look at you speak. How you sho
show up with a fucking twenty four pack.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I know, I gotta speaking into existence.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You got abs on top of abs, side abs and
b I look like.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The liver king right now. Yeah, dude, you do biggest fuck,
the hardest fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I was thinking more like michelin Man. Bro.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You guys, dude, you like you like a long haired
Hispanic sea bum.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
See that's the gold. That's my going life.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, it's to look like this, sitting here doing a
podcast getting fucking racist jokes told to me left.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, So the question when when when you go trick
or treating and show up to a household like yours.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Uh, you know, Hispanic household. Do you guys give you
guys give out like chiloopahs, fucking tiketos.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You guys see just like you guys be giving out
meat loaf and then fucking drugs and apples and show.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Fuck you know. My mom used to get those little
Mexican candies, the spicy ones.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
She'll throw them in there every now and then so little,
so little Timmy goes there like who is this? And
then he's on fire because it's fucking pussy.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Doesn't I feel, you know, I feel we got to
touch on this because I mean, I think we did
last year, but it just it's a it's a tradition
at this point.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Boys, when you were a kid.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You show up to the house, you're trick or treating,
You're super excited.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
What is the candy you're going for? What are you
hoping for?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Go ahead, lucas a little bad day every day. Me
and my sister used to strategize, you always go to
the rich neighborhoods, right because they hand out the family
size bars.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
That's the goal. We want family size of it. That's it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, I'd get a little I'd get a little chubb
When I see those king size broo.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, but there was nothing specific that you want it like, man,
I want like summies.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm a big Listen, I'm a big gummy guy, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
So like you throw anything gummy my way, even like
laughy taffy, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Like I've been getting down on my candy that I've
been saving for these kids. You know, these twizzlers, these
watermolon twizzlers or fire shout out twizzlers you might want.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
To sponsor though gummies regular.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm not a salary. I don't like sour bro.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
See, I mean, I don't mind it, but I'm a
chocolate guy, bro, I love myself Like I would take
chocolate over like the the sour the sweet ship.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, I don't know, dude, I would. I would look
for two like anything sour or or a reces.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay show all day. I got an interesting one for
you guys. So I grew up in a small town,
as you guys know, as everybody knows, and one one
one interesting thing I feel that might be like a
small town thing. And I want to know if you
guys ever experienced this, Did you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Ever go to houses.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Or you know, maybe like maybe you only went to
certain houses that you guys maybe knew if if like
you've seen this, did people ever give out.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Like homemade like homemade goods.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Like popcorn, balls, rights, like stuff like that, like from
like in cities.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Did people do that or was that kind of like.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
A no, no, that's yeah, that's dude.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
That did not happen anywhere here that I knew of,
because like it would be creepy, you know what I mean,
Like if someone and if you were getting like twigs
and snickers at these houses and then all of a sudden,
fucking Becky is fucking cooking up some fucking buck.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Eyes and Lucas, I gotta call you out right now, Bro,
I gotta call you out.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You got fucking bags downstairs of cotton candy.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I didn't make that shit.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But if I'm a parent, if I bring king here
and you get the con candy, I'm like, no, you
eat you and not eating that shit, Okay, then throw
it away.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You know it's hilarious. So this is a true story.
Last year. There was a couple of years ago. This
is how it all started. A couple of years ago,
we were handing out candy, like I was handing out
like a ton at a time, right, So we ended
up running out and we went through a lot of candy.
And so come towards the end of the night, there's
this little girl, fucking sweet little angel, maybe three foot
(06:48):
nothing right, she rings.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Our doorbell, Jacob Chree and I opened the door.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie, we ran out
of candy, and she goes, maybe next year you'll prepare better. Really,
we had a traumatic like experience, like we can't run
out of it. So last year I run I can't again, No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, But so what do I do? I improvise. I'm
bringing out cupcake?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Is that where I Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's nuts too. That's so good.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
As much as I would love a cupcake, bro, I
would I would like like to answer the question though.
I got a dipped apple in caramel one time. Like
she did it right there, she fucking and then just
like swirled that ship and then was like.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Here you go. It was fucking awesome. Yeah. There. We
were like, well we just saw her do that, you
know what I mean. So it's like and we know her,
that's no big deal.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
But like, as much as I would love to like
if somebody gave my son a cupcake, I just I
don't know why, bro paranoid, Like, Bro, you're not gonna
eat that if it's not wrapper sealed up.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
But once again, for a lot of these parents, there's
a lot of kids that are running around here that
are just just knocking on doors by themselves. And so
for them, I was like, listen, I ran out of candy,
I got cup pastes. I get if you don't want
to take it, but I'm not poisoning you, so if.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
You want it, yeah, And he was like hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
And I was like all right, wait wait there's kids
that come here like without parents.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah yeah, no, good sack? Why because like, where are
your parents?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean, somebody's grown ass kids fucking knocking your doors.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I got eighteen year olds and shoit liken or treat no,
get a job.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I'm thinking it's like a fucking like a.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, like no, like the little ones.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
No, Like I'm trying to like fourth fifth grade. How
do you know what the fuck that is?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't have I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm saying, if somebody opens the door and it's just
a kid, I'll be like, what the fuck you just
by yourself? Yeah, some of them.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Bro, I grew up I.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Had you never my parents kid.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
My dad was like what, I'm not raised in my life,
go get some candy.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was like, all right, bet, I'll be back. Was
your parents take you?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah? I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Remember though, like my show was a lot different because
like we literally knew like every house, We knew every
every person, like any house. Yeah, I was like, fucking
Aunt Diane, what's going on, Susie?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Good seeing you? Hey Joe, where the fuck's the fucking
popcorn balls? You know?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Like dude, So I was gonna say the the like
the two homemade things that like we used to get,
like some of these like moms and Grandma's like they
would make homemade like popcorn balls they would make and
rice Krispy treats, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Bro fucking.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
And dude they would yeah, fucking right here, Chrispy trees. Dude.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't know, this is like a piggyback off Lucas's story,
but I was such a demon, honestly a shitty person.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
In college.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
We would we would have like in college, yeah, well no,
there would would be trigger treats that would.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Come to our house, and a lot of times, like dude,
we're like just messy ass college kids and we wouldn't
have like fucking candy, so bro like, we would most
times just keep our like lights off the ship so
so like, so kids wouldn't come, but we'd probably get
like a handful of people that would show up.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
You know.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I was literally giving out like bud lights to like
little fucking kids. Yo. My favorite though, my favorite I gave.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I gave one kid, uh a fucking Dijorno pizza frozen pizza.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
That I'm okay with Brola and I'm pop that bitch
in the second week.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
So we're literally like, yo, what can we give out
the kids?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And it was like, Yo, we like we probably shouldn't
give out any more fucking you know, bud lights or
Cores Forest lights or any fucking minis of vodka.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
So let's let's just go to the freezer and see
what we got.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yo, We're giving out pizza rolls, pizza.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, what the was?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know what? The hic though was the pop sickles.
I love the popsicles you get them? I just yeah,
all damn. I'd be like, hey, you know, don't throw
this in the bag. The ship's gonna out, this little
treat to walk around with.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Bro, my parents we would like because over there it's
again when we grew up.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Bro, everybody knows each other.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
We live right across from a park, so like any
any outdoor activity, Like, we're all just kind of doing
this ship.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It was pretty cool in Mexico. Yeah, Bro, in the
fucking you fucking racist bitch. But like, Bro, my dad
would have like a little fire in the front. Kids
would come, like you see the parents.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Beer.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's pretty That's what we do too. We sit out front.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
We have a little shot booth for the parents and
candy for the kids.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yo. You like, would you guys go with the pillowcase
or would you get those little fucking pumpkins that kids have?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, dude, I've done both for for ergonomics. The pumpkins
clutch really verse the fucking like just yeah ergonomics. Yeah, absolute,
because a lot of these kids grow up with Carton.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Now you'll see, Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Is that is that why you made the switch?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's what yo.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Pillowcase was the best.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Always get the king sized pillowcase so you had extra
fucking room.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
And you know, I've literally road that bitch up.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
And then I walk in, walk like this, I dump it,
I dump it all yep, throw it over the shoulder
just like Santa Claus and come in, sit down dumping
on the floor. And then it would be about eight
eight thirty nine o'clock at night, put on the little cartoons,
watch some TV, and just stuff myself until I'm just
bloated and fucking got a ship.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Would you guys check your candy or your parents check
it or they didn't give a fuck check it like you.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, I'd be like anything that's not like they would
like kind of like glance over. They always knew, like
especially like when we were younger at that age, like
they either like drove us around or they would know
like where it would be going, or they would tell.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Us like, hey, don't go to this house. Don't go
to this house.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Like there's only a couple houses like in our whole
little town that we're kind of just like, yo, like
this guy's really fucking weird, Like, don't go to him.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I didn't have any of those problems, bro. It was
just like, yo, come back a life.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Yeah, I don't think I ever it was ever like, yeah,
we're not going to that person's house.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But yeah, no if if because what we what we
would do is that like obviously like the universal sign
that you don't have candies, you're not gonna turn your
lights on, right, yeah, we fucking knock anyways.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah right, And they would every now and then, every
now and then, so they would be like, oh, here
he goes, we are they knocked.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
At our door.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You got the fucking Dijorno's, you got some the fucking popsicles,
the pizza rolls.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So this neighborhood good? Then can I bring King?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Of course you can bring doing that and then you
take a shot here broa Now.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We're talking bro, but we just were just fucking twenty
minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We're gonna stop giving out scores and cotton candy eating
that ship.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's fine, bro, but he's getting it.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
But it's so funny because you're like, no, that's weird,
but Kings I got eating.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
King's not eating No, you realize that four party guests.
We didn't put that in there for the kids. But
now it's just ending up that that's for the kids.
I don't know that was at the party.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
What's the chances you could bring up a nice bowl
of candy for us to have a little treat bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
There's a whole thing like the door that you just walked,
huge idiot, all.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Right, yo, yo, fucking can we make fun of it
for not going to a party?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah? Bro?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What this guy?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Fucking can I can I suck your dick a little bit?
Fucking fucking chocolate fountain?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Bro? I had a whole sweet section, had a whole
food section, may I say was very white. Corn dogs
love corn dogs. But I never seen that ship in
there in a big.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Thing fucking beer section, juice section, Bro, the most beautiful decorations.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I wasn't playing. This is the nicest, like like how
we I've ever been to? I mean before you walk
in machine lights, mechanical bowl? Yeah that too, That's impressive.
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Shit was fun And he should have been there where you.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
See how he fucking how he decorates the front, the
whole back was the same way.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I was like, man, this is I'm like, babe, take notes.
We spend this typ of money. But that was really fun, Bro,
Thank you for for having me.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I was just nervous if I would have come over
me and true would end up in the pool and
you know what happens in your pool.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Back it is how yo, So I got something scared
that happened to me because this usually only happens to
white people, so when it happened to me, it freaks
me the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So this is Saturday, this is Halloween or no, the
fuck it wasn't Halloween.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
It was even Halloween. Yeah, I know, my bad, bro.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
It was the day before the day I was going
to Halloween parties, right, So my fucking like always, but
my son is sick because he goes around touching people
at fucking school disgusting. So I go to fucking CBS
to get him some medicine. Walking through the aisles white
as ship, well, it gets worse. So then I'm going
through like looking at the mask whatever, just like trying
to see if he's scared of anything. And then I
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feel like, because you guys know, I'm always like, I
always fucking doing this on my nose. This morning I
was fine, Not one little drop of shit comes out
of my nose. I'm walking through the eyes where I'm
looking at the screen mass like they have like some
fucking one where you pump a heart and blood goes
through it, but it's orange, you know it. It was
like lime green, so it's not fucking scary. And I'm
just going through. I'm touching shit. I'm like, oh, this
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is fucking whack. I'm just like reminiscing about like back,
you know, back in my day, scary shit, right, So anyways, Bro,
I'm walking through and like I feel like a drip
coming and I'm like that's weird. And then I'm just
like whatever, I'm still kind of looking looking and then like, Bro,
it's like it gets It's like you know when you
it starts to come down, and then it just drops
and then my peripheral. Bro, I'm looking this way and
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I see like a red like something kind of fall
and I'm like, what the fuck. I'm wearing a black
shirt though, so and then I'm like, what, what the
fuck's going on? And Bro'm bleeding profusely from my nose
and then I'm like, na, ro, what the fuck? And
it's just like like if something broke and you turn
the faucet on of blood all over my head. I
swear to god, Bro kickers behind me and I'm just like, Bro,
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what the fuck? And then like it starts to like
drip on the floor like boo boo boo boo boom boom,
like like fast bro. So then I'm gone, I'm like, bro,
what the fuck? And I'm like trying to think, like
this is I'm almost thirty. Never my life happened to me.
So I'm trying to think, like what would the white
boys that do when they go what they do at
school when you get one right?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
And I'm like, I'm doing this stupid shit. And then
I stopped on the floor.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Bro, it looks like I had my looks like I
got stabbed or I have my period in the middle
of the I.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Swear to god, it was the scariest thing is that rappened.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
So anyways, it's eight in the morning, so I go
to the front and or somewhere I try to find somebody.
Nobody there, so I'm like, hey, is there a bathroom?
And I'm doing this shit blood all over me.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
She doesn't even look at me.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Bro, she still gets closed and I'm like, mam, I
really need like to use the bathroom, and she's like
it's closed, and she looks up at me and she's like,
oh my god. And then I'm like, do you have
a tissue or something. So she grabs me a whole
bunch of paper towel in the most disgusting fashion. She's like,
oh my god, here and I'm like, bitch, so and
then I'm like, it's a pharmacy open, Like what times
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that open? She's like, no, it's not open, and she's
going like this, like like it's not open, and I'm
like this is I'm.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Like, I'm sorry, this is so weird. That's never happened
to me before.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
And she's like, I don't know what to tell you,
but you need to leave basically, bro. And I'm like,
you know what, for your fucking attitude, I'm not going
to tell you that there's a pile of blood and
Aisle seven. I didn't tell that bitch anything. Bro, you
left it? Yes, after after that attitude, Right after that attitude,
I was like, no, it's rude as fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
How dare you fucking bros? Then not fucking my my
feelings with her?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
That's a great story because I'm I swear to God,
but I'm still leaking though.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So I'm like, oh, bro, I'm there.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
And that is a ship?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
What is King saying this all time?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Bro? He's looking at me like I thought we were
gonna get me medicine. He's over here, like and I'm
like this about you right now, dude?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Is my me?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Look at me? You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
So then I'm by the front and I'm like, funk,
I should just leave, But I'm like, wait if I
come home, no medicine for him?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Like for what? So now you.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Go back like this and where's the orlde with TuS.
I'm like, my hands are here, bro, I'm trying to
go like this. I have to like look down like
a fucking parrot to.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Read the one that he needs. So you're back in
the store. Back in the store. Oh b I never
left the store, dude, but you know, so I'm like
I have to.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I'm like I can't see doing this, So i grab
some tissue, bro.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And I just stick two things up my nose. Yeah no,
you did that.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Yeah that's the trick.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's all like that. It's like bad leaves back.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
You look like you look like you got your fucking
red wings. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Bro, it's bad.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
So anyways, I find the fucking road with Uss and
she goes back and says, oh, you're still here, And
I'm like hurry up. She's like, bro, I'm still doing
this right. I'm like, the things are soaking. And then
she's like, do you want to put your walk Root's card.
I'm like, fucking charge my card.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I have to leave, Like I don't. I'm not trying
to donate.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I don't give it the fuck about these thirteen points
somebody get I don't want to save seventy five cents.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Fucking charge me so I can leave. I was pissed. Bro,
it's the same bitch they gave me the attitude.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
So anyways, bro, we leave and then like I get
home and I'm like I tell I tell my wife.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm like, dude, She's like, what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I'm like I don't know. I'm like, somebody's doing voodo
on me. I don't know because this never happened to me before.
So I start googling ship. But it's still it's still
coming out not as bad, and it's just like dry
air blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Bro, it's like this time of year.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I've lived here five years.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah, that's weird, dude.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
It freaked me out because I'm like, as bad as
that was, and it didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, you ever had a noseed?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, but I'm trying to think about, like when the
last time it was, because like ninety nine percent of
the time when I get a noseweed, it's usually like
when you pop the booger and it just like really yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Ate like hard boogers or what.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, like you know when you got one in there
and you're just like, come on, no, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Why my buggers are always wet.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Oh yeah that's nice. Bro, it's the dry air, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Dude, I don't know, but it isn't that kind of
crazy though.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Yeah, that's a wild story.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm just I'm like shocked.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
But I was really trying to not psych myself out
because of how much blood is coming out of me.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I'm like trying to put myself in like that that
store clerk shoes because you were probably just disgusting, yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
You know what I mean, And like I would have
been like, it's in my.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Beard, it's all over the floor. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
She's the only one there and she's like, I gotta
clean this ship up. Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
No, I know, as you shouldn't as you should.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Could you think you could? You imagine if you were okay?
After you leave, next customer walks in and they just
see blood over the.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Old lady in Aisle seven slip.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But what's crazy? It was in the mass section.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
They're gonna find you, bro.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Scary, one of the scary things. Leave.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Nope, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Bro, that bitch bro like yo, because I'm like, give
me like the doll Greens is gonna see this and
they're gonna sue your ass because somebody slept on your
blood today and fell I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Gonna tag him. I wish I remember that chick's name
of the front. You should blame her.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Where's the customer service?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Her name was Mary?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
She's doing this.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Like ew yeah, and I had done this, Bro, I
should have done this and fucking flinging in her face.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
And I don't blame her though, you know what I mean,
because you're gross bro broll.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
You should have seen me bro in my mustache here
all in my beard.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It was fucking disgusted. I'm just trying to say, have
you ever had a nosebleed?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
I get them all the time.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh still, because you do a lot of fusil.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
I put a kilo of cocaine up my noise. Boys, smellow,
what do you expect?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Look at that nose, bro, what are you thing supposed
to go up in that motherfucker?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
No, I I get like during the like especially like
like climate change, like like spring, spring and fall, when
like the seasons changed. I don't know, my my nose
gets hello dry.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's a white person.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
But like, so have you guys ever been to out
here Pioneer Saloon? Now?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Where is that at?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Fuck?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Okay, So there's a saloon.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
It's the oldest bar in Nevada, and it's like it's
on the way towards like a state line from here.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Which side?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
What do you mean like state line California? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
So you head out that way, like you know where
those Magic Mountains, the Seven Magic Mountains are like fucking
painted rocks that for some reason people visit.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
It's like, right, it's near there. But so anyway, so
you go there.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It's a really cool bar, very old vibe in there, right,
but there's literally you can see bullet holes in the
wall from like where like a poker game. Someone got
caught cheating and got like blasted. There there's a ghost
town that it's like attached to that's like an old
town that's no longer a thing.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
They have a clark gable room.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Because he would hang out there because his wife had
died on a plane crash, like fucking right next to
the bar. Yeah, it's a it's a cool spot, but
so it's the oldest bar in Nevada, And I just
recommend checking that out, especially if you want something ghost
town ish.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Do you believe in like spirit like ghost spirits, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Do in Mexico like and in rural rural places? Bro, Like,
I don't know, dude, I'm pretty sure. Like, dude, I
don't know. When I was younger, but we used to
go to Mexico like for three weeks once a year
and we'd visit, like my dad a lot of tacos,
not even it's well, yeah, they're fucking you're playing with
(24:31):
the goat in the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
After that, bro, it's like, yo, where's the goat?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
And then everybody crazy vida that isn't that? Isn't that?
What do you say goat? How you say bria? It's
biria ba.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, what what I'm gonna say?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, Bro, there's yeah, it's kind of it's it's like
just a ranch and each person is like a mile away. Right,
there's probably I don't know, I was young, I don't remember,
but we'd go be at one uncle's house, like all
the kids will be over here, all of our parents
will be over there.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But it's like, bro, there's like I'm not even to
be fun. There's like cows roaming around, like there's fucking chickens,
like dogs and bro. I remember one.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Time we were all over here and one of the
oldest cousins was like talking to the family over there.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Bro, it's pouring rain. They're like, yo, bro, we're gonna
leave in like an hour. What was his raino? So
it was something like that. They were like, you need
to come here. So it's like six of us. I'm
the youngest person, right, I'm like, I'm pussy, bro, I'm
from America. Everybody over there is like they're from Mexico.
So I'm scared. I'm like, I'm not gonna go out there,
Like do you guys know where you're going? And they're
like yeah, I mean yeah, we'll fucking figure it out.
How you can.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
He said, we can't get lost, and I'm like, yeah
we can, so, Bro, We're fucking We're like all kind
of walking whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Bro. Then like there's no light posts. You're hearing moo
cows and like like shit's running this way, running towards you,
running this way, and Bro, I'm fucking shitty myself.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I'm like, I'm not cut out for this. I'm busy,
I'm not tough. And sinats where we start walking and.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Then like, bro, on one corner, like you just you
see like little flickering lights but it's not a flashlight,
it's not a car. It's just like I just kind
of doing something like that.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Everybody starts laughing. They're like, oh shit, look over there,
trying to scare.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Like me and my cousins from over here. So we
start walking, bro, and then you start hearing like, bro,
like we heard cows the whole way there. But there
was one that was deepest.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
It was the deepest move I've ever heard in my life.
And I'm like, nah, I'm like, is that like a
different type of cow? Like what's going on? And I
started to trip when the people that live in that
town were like we gotta run. I'm like, what we're
running from? So, Bro, I'm not fast. I'm like one
of the others was there, bro, So they are light
(26:50):
years ahead of me.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
So and then I started screaming my I'm like screaming
my fucking boss off, bro, And then I hear and
then they're laughing, and I'm like screaming bro, like yo,
Like it's not like a joke, like come get me
type shit.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Right, it clicks to me. I'm by my there's nobody
around me. They're probably from here to like the end
of the street. I can barely hear them.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Well, that move is getting loud as fucked. It's getting
loud as fuck a lot of I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
It was just like I don't.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Know that's bro, it's pitch black. I cannot see ship.
All I saw was some flickering shit. Talk to them
about it later, no, bro, because they're all like, fuck
we get we get to my own, like the house
still rat eventually and then they're all laughing and I'm like, no, bro,
like you fuck you guys. You guys left me And
I'm like what was that? And then they were like
it was a cow. I'm like, no, it wasn't we
heard cows for twenty five minutes. This ship was something else.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It was like I don't know, it had just had
so much bass, but it's just scared the fuck yo.
And uh no, but like have you heard a fucking
cow move?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, imagine that. But it was like it was like
a turn the basse all the way up. Scared the
fuck out of me. So I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
But anyways, like even later they were just like, yo,
like you know, this town has like somewhere ship. It's
like people been here for fucking everybody's poor, Like they
die here when they're thirty because there's no you know.
So they're just saying that it's just like all the
people that have lived and fucking died there. Like I
do believe that that, like some spirits will stay wherever
they're at, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
I think there's some evil ship out there, bro. It's
just how it presents to you. I think is kind
of up to up to what you perceive as Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, that's that's why sometimes it comes as a cow
and you never know.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I'm telling you, no, bro, like look no more.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Well yeah, fucking dumb. A cow has a brain the
size of a p Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I don't think it was a cow. It was it
was it was a fucking demon.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I'm not even playing, bro. It was scary ship, pitch
black and a fucking no Bro, I'm gonna scared thing
about that ship. But yeah, that's the only if. That's
the scary shits that have. But to me, you ever
heard of the yourorna in the youna.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's like a it's like a story bro. In Mexico,
like again in these rural parts, right, it was this
far from it, my friend.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
It was this fucking lady I shouldn't say fucking lady
all due respect. It's this lady that she had like
four or five kids and she fucking drowned them. And
then she's like you and then she I don't know,
I don't know if she killed herself or some shit happened.
But it was like in these rural places in Mexico, Bro,
like sometimes you'll see like just like these green eyes,
like the bro, I'm telling you, where there's no light,
(29:35):
there's nothing, there's no cars, and you just will see
these little fucking eyes and then you start hearing, like
you start hearing like fucking like it always kind of
says like my kids, but in Spanish, it's like but
crying because you know what I means, like me is
like crying.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So it's like basically but in like a fucking eerie way.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
And there's like there's never been like you talk to
a Mexican brother, it's never not like like knows somebody
that I had some scary shit that happened to them
like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Feel like, especially in like Hispanic cultures, there's always something
bro like the chewpa cabra and fucking Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You know what is that? So that's yeah, that was Nicican,
not that I've never I've never White people always say
the chop of cabra.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, I just go with that.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
It's a Puerto Rican thing, but it's goat sucker, right ah.
So but it's a story that you tell the kids about,
like this thing and like they've actually found goats that
are just drained of all their blood, like all their blood,
so there is no more blood in this fucking goat
(30:43):
and what else did it? And so they couldn't figure
it out. So yeah, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
That is crazy. Yeah alright, well that was the Halloween episode.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Cuts out of hair.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
We're sorry for this one too, I have no Yeah,
ship died and it is where it is. Hey, we
appreciate your seeing the next one.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Peace,
Bro, it's crazy. Is that from here? Looks like I
got a thong?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You do?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You can see my bussy? So crazy?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You got you got big abs, you got a big bulge,
got a.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Big quall that gave you some thundered up my thighs.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Bigger look at that, bro.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Anyways, I feel like such a little whore.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
But hey, we're back.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
This is Halloween edition with the boys.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
One of my favorite fucking holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Like real quick, Yeah, so you're obviously, uh, one of
the Incredibles.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
I'm I'm I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
The fucking the marshmallow. This this is a little creepy.
I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's just like a little it's.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
From It's like you've ever seen Ted. I'm hispanic cousin.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
You know, I could never look at Ted again.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I could never look at Ted after looking at your
ass and that thanks by that's crapy.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yo, Ted is probably do you guys? Do you guys
at the movie?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (01:05):
U yo?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
You ever fuck with a mask?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
On?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
That's that's been a big trend on fucking TikTok. Lady, Bro,
it's fucking with the screen mask.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
It's it's also a trend on porn hub. Is it
really Yeah, I've been watching it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think it's kind of fire. Wait, like, are we
both wearing them? Or it's just me?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
What I mean, why do you? Why do you think
I'm wearing this mask?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
That's what I'm saying. But like, do you guys both
wear Is it just you? If it's just you, that's
kind of cheating because you.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Like, I mean, I think it's honestly, it's like funnier
when just one person has on.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But the other part, like it'd be I don't. I mean, yeah,
but you just like fucking the marshmallow a scary one.
Look at that? Look at how scary? Imagine getting fucked
by this face right here? Bro, this dude right scary.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm like a curdly you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Like that's normally what I get told is that, like
I look so cuddly and awesome. So I don't I
don't see the problem with it personally.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Well, but my question is is that why is their
little eyes in the hole where your eyes are supposed.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
To be, bro?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
So it gives the illusion, yea of what of eyes
of the bear?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's but look into the camera, Bro, there's four pairs
of eyes, serenemy.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Bro, I get it, I get it, but chill the
fuck out and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm just saying I think I won the costume context today.
I'm being honest with.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You, dude.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I gotta say though, it's I really like the upgrade
of the costume. Thank you, Yeah, you know you. I
mean I think it's expensive. I think you told me
last about five to seven years.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
You've been food and you know what they say, you
are what you eat.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And and now look at you speak. How you sho
show up with a fucking twenty four pack.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I know, I gotta speaking into existence.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You got abs on top of abs, side abs and
b I look like.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The liver king right now. Yeah, dude, you do biggest fuck,
the hardest fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I was thinking more like michelin Man. Bro.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You guys, dude, you like you like a long haired
Hispanic sea bum.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
See that's the gold. That's my going life.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, it's to look like this, sitting here doing a
podcast getting fucking racist jokes told to me left.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, So the question when when when you go trick
or treating and show up to a household like yours.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Uh, you know, Hispanic household. Do you guys give you
guys give out like chiloopahs, fucking tiketos.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You guys see just like you guys be giving out
meat loaf and then fucking drugs and apples and show.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Fuck you know. My mom used to get those little
Mexican candies, the spicy ones.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
She'll throw them in there every now and then so little,
so little Timmy goes there like who is this? And
then he's on fire because it's fucking pussy.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Doesn't I feel, you know, I feel we got to
touch on this because I mean, I think we did
last year, but it just it's a it's a tradition
at this point.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Boys, when you were a kid.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You show up to the house, you're trick or treating,
You're super excited.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
What is the candy you're going for? What are you
hoping for?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Go ahead, lucas a little bad day every day. Me
and my sister used to strategize, you always go to
the rich neighborhoods, right because they hand out the family
size bars.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
That's the goal. We want family size of it. That's it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, I'd get a little I'd get a little chubb
When I see those king size broo.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, but there was nothing specific that you want it like, man,
I want like summies.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm a big Listen, I'm a big gummy guy, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
So like you throw anything gummy my way, even like
laughy taffy, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Like I've been getting down on my candy that I've
been saving for these kids. You know, these twizzlers, these
watermolon twizzlers or fire shout out twizzlers you might want.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
To sponsor though gummies regular.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm not a salary. I don't like sour bro.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
See, I mean, I don't mind it, but I'm a
chocolate guy, bro, I love myself Like I would take
chocolate over like the the sour the sweet ship.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, I don't know, dude, I would. I would look
for two like anything sour or or a reces.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay show all day. I got an interesting one for
you guys. So I grew up in a small town,
as you guys know, as everybody knows, and one one
one interesting thing I feel that might be like a
small town thing. And I want to know if you
guys ever experienced this, Did you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Ever go to houses.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Or you know, maybe like maybe you only went to
certain houses that you guys maybe knew if if like
you've seen this, did people ever give out.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Like homemade like homemade goods.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Like popcorn, balls, rights, like stuff like that, like from
like in cities.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Did people do that or was that kind of like.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
A no, no, that's yeah, that's dude.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
That did not happen anywhere here that I knew of,
because like it would be creepy, you know what I mean,
Like if someone and if you were getting like twigs
and snickers at these houses and then all of a sudden,
fucking Becky is fucking cooking up some fucking buck.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Eyes and Lucas, I gotta call you out right now, Bro,
I gotta call you out.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You got fucking bags downstairs of cotton candy.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I didn't make that shit.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But if I'm a parent, if I bring king here
and you get the con candy, I'm like, no, you
eat you and not eating that shit, Okay, then throw
it away.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You know it's hilarious. So this is a true story.
Last year. There was a couple of years ago. This
is how it all started. A couple of years ago,
we were handing out candy, like I was handing out
like a ton at a time, right, So we ended
up running out and we went through a lot of candy.
And so come towards the end of the night, there's
this little girl, fucking sweet little angel, maybe three foot
(06:48):
nothing right, she rings.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Our doorbell, Jacob Chree and I opened the door.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie, we ran out
of candy, and she goes, maybe next year you'll prepare better. Really,
we had a traumatic like experience, like we can't run
out of it. So last year I run I can't again, No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, But so what do I do? I improvise. I'm
bringing out cupcake?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Is that where I Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's nuts too. That's so good.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
As much as I would love a cupcake, bro, I
would I would like like to answer the question though.
I got a dipped apple in caramel one time. Like
she did it right there, she fucking and then just
like swirled that ship and then was like.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Here you go. It was fucking awesome. Yeah. There. We
were like, well we just saw her do that, you
know what I mean. So it's like and we know her,
that's no big deal.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
But like, as much as I would love to like
if somebody gave my son a cupcake, I just I
don't know why, bro paranoid, Like, Bro, you're not gonna
eat that if it's not wrapper sealed up.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
But once again, for a lot of these parents, there's
a lot of kids that are running around here that
are just just knocking on doors by themselves. And so
for them, I was like, listen, I ran out of candy,
I got cup pastes. I get if you don't want
to take it, but I'm not poisoning you, so if.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
You want it, yeah, And he was like hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
And I was like all right, wait wait there's kids
that come here like without parents.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah yeah, no, good sack? Why because like, where are
your parents?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean, somebody's grown ass kids fucking knocking your doors.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I got eighteen year olds and shoit liken or treat no,
get a job.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I'm thinking it's like a fucking like a.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, like no, like the little ones.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
No, Like I'm trying to like fourth fifth grade. How
do you know what the fuck that is?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't have I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm saying, if somebody opens the door and it's just
a kid, I'll be like, what the fuck you just
by yourself? Yeah, some of them.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Bro, I grew up I.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Had you never my parents kid.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
My dad was like what, I'm not raised in my life,
go get some candy.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was like, all right, bet, I'll be back. Was
your parents take you?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah? I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Remember though, like my show was a lot different because
like we literally knew like every house, We knew every
every person, like any house. Yeah, I was like, fucking
Aunt Diane, what's going on, Susie?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Good seeing you? Hey Joe, where the fuck's the fucking
popcorn balls? You know?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Like dude, So I was gonna say the the like
the two homemade things that like we used to get,
like some of these like moms and Grandma's like they
would make homemade like popcorn balls they would make and
rice Krispy treats, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Bro fucking.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
And dude they would yeah, fucking right here, Chrispy trees. Dude.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't know, this is like a piggyback off Lucas's story,
but I was such a demon, honestly a shitty person.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
In college.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
We would we would have like in college, yeah, well no,
there would would be trigger treats that would.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Come to our house, and a lot of times, like dude,
we're like just messy ass college kids and we wouldn't
have like fucking candy, so bro like, we would most
times just keep our like lights off the ship so
so like, so kids wouldn't come, but we'd probably get
like a handful of people that would show up.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
You know.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I was literally giving out like bud lights to like
little fucking kids. Yo. My favorite though, my favorite I gave.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I gave one kid, uh a fucking Dijorno pizza frozen pizza.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
That I'm okay with Brola and I'm pop that bitch
in the second week.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
So we're literally like, yo, what can we give out
the kids?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And it was like, Yo, we like we probably shouldn't
give out any more fucking you know, bud lights or
Cores Forest lights or any fucking minis of vodka.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
So let's let's just go to the freezer and see
what we got.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yo, We're giving out pizza rolls, pizza.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, what the was?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know what? The hic though was the pop sickles.
I love the popsicles you get them? I just yeah,
all damn. I'd be like, hey, you know, don't throw
this in the bag. The ship's gonna out, this little
treat to walk around with.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Bro, my parents we would like because over there it's
again when we grew up.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Bro, everybody knows each other.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
We live right across from a park, so like any
any outdoor activity, Like, we're all just kind of doing
this ship.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It was pretty cool in Mexico. Yeah, Bro, in the
fucking you fucking racist bitch. But like, Bro, my dad
would have like a little fire in the front. Kids
would come, like you see the parents.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Beer.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's pretty That's what we do too. We sit out front.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
We have a little shot booth for the parents and
candy for the kids.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yo. You like, would you guys go with the pillowcase
or would you get those little fucking pumpkins that kids have?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, dude, I've done both for for ergonomics. The pumpkins
clutch really verse the fucking like just yeah ergonomics. Yeah, absolute,
because a lot of these kids grow up with Carton.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Now you'll see, Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Is that is that why you made the switch?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's what yo.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Pillowcase was the best.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Always get the king sized pillowcase so you had extra
fucking room.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
And you know, I've literally road that bitch up.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
And then I walk in, walk like this, I dump it,
I dump it all yep, throw it over the shoulder
just like Santa Claus and come in, sit down dumping
on the floor. And then it would be about eight
eight thirty nine o'clock at night, put on the little cartoons,
watch some TV, and just stuff myself until I'm just
bloated and fucking got a ship.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Would you guys check your candy or your parents check
it or they didn't give a fuck check it like you.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, I'd be like anything that's not like they would
like kind of like glance over. They always knew, like
especially like when we were younger at that age, like
they either like drove us around or they would know
like where it would be going, or they would tell.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Us like, hey, don't go to this house. Don't go
to this house.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Like there's only a couple houses like in our whole
little town that we're kind of just like, yo, like
this guy's really fucking weird, Like, don't go to him.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I didn't have any of those problems, bro. It was
just like, yo, come back a life.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Yeah, I don't think I ever it was ever like, yeah,
we're not going to that person's house.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But yeah, no if if because what we what we
would do is that like obviously like the universal sign
that you don't have candies, you're not gonna turn your
lights on, right, yeah, we fucking knock anyways.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah right, And they would every now and then, every
now and then, so they would be like, oh, here
he goes, we are they knocked.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
At our door.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You got the fucking Dijorno's, you got some the fucking popsicles,
the pizza rolls.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So this neighborhood good? Then can I bring King?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Of course you can bring doing that and then you
take a shot here broa Now.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We're talking bro, but we just were just fucking twenty
minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We're gonna stop giving out scores and cotton candy eating
that ship.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's fine, bro, but he's getting it.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
But it's so funny because you're like, no, that's weird,
but Kings I got eating.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
King's not eating No, you realize that four party guests.
We didn't put that in there for the kids. But
now it's just ending up that that's for the kids.
I don't know that was at the party.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
What's the chances you could bring up a nice bowl
of candy for us to have a little treat bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
There's a whole thing like the door that you just walked,
huge idiot, all.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Right, yo, yo, fucking can we make fun of it
for not going to a party?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah? Bro?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What this guy?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Fucking can I can I suck your dick a little bit?
Fucking fucking chocolate fountain?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Bro? I had a whole sweet section, had a whole
food section, may I say was very white. Corn dogs
love corn dogs. But I never seen that ship in
there in a big.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Thing fucking beer section, juice section, Bro, the most beautiful decorations.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I wasn't playing. This is the nicest, like like how
we I've ever been to? I mean before you walk
in machine lights, mechanical bowl? Yeah that too, That's impressive.
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Shit was fun And he should have been there where you.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
See how he fucking how he decorates the front, the
whole back was the same way.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I was like, man, this is I'm like, babe, take notes.
We spend this typ of money. But that was really fun, Bro,
Thank you for for having me.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I was just nervous if I would have come over
me and true would end up in the pool and
you know what happens in your pool.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Back it is how yo, So I got something scared
that happened to me because this usually only happens to
white people, so when it happened to me, it freaks
me the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So this is Saturday, this is Halloween or no, the
fuck it wasn't Halloween.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
It was even Halloween. Yeah, I know, my bad, bro.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
It was the day before the day I was going
to Halloween parties, right, So my fucking like always, but
my son is sick because he goes around touching people
at fucking school disgusting. So I go to fucking CBS
to get him some medicine. Walking through the aisles white
as ship, well, it gets worse. So then I'm going
through like looking at the mask whatever, just like trying
to see if he's scared of anything. And then I
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feel like, because you guys know, I'm always like, I
always fucking doing this on my nose. This morning I
was fine, Not one little drop of shit comes out
of my nose. I'm walking through the eyes where I'm
looking at the screen mass like they have like some
fucking one where you pump a heart and blood goes
through it, but it's orange, you know it. It was
like lime green, so it's not fucking scary. And I'm
just going through. I'm touching shit. I'm like, oh, this
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is fucking whack. I'm just like reminiscing about like back,
you know, back in my day, scary shit, right, So anyways, Bro,
I'm walking through and like I feel like a drip
coming and I'm like that's weird. And then I'm just
like whatever, I'm still kind of looking looking and then like, Bro,
it's like it gets It's like you know when you
it starts to come down, and then it just drops
and then my peripheral. Bro, I'm looking this way and
(16:39):
I see like a red like something kind of fall
and I'm like, what the fuck. I'm wearing a black
shirt though, so and then I'm like, what, what the
fuck's going on? And Bro'm bleeding profusely from my nose
and then I'm like, na, ro, what the fuck? And
it's just like like if something broke and you turn
the faucet on of blood all over my head. I
swear to god, Bro kickers behind me and I'm just like, Bro,
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what the fuck? And then like it starts to like
drip on the floor like boo boo boo boo boom boom,
like like fast bro. So then I'm gone, I'm like, bro,
what the fuck? And I'm like trying to think, like
this is I'm almost thirty. Never my life happened to me.
So I'm trying to think, like what would the white
boys that do when they go what they do at
school when you get one right?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
And I'm like, I'm doing this stupid shit. And then
I stopped on the floor.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Bro, it looks like I had my looks like I
got stabbed or I have my period in the middle
of the I.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Swear to god, it was the scariest thing is that rappened.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
So anyways, it's eight in the morning, so I go
to the front and or somewhere I try to find somebody.
Nobody there, so I'm like, hey, is there a bathroom?
And I'm doing this shit blood all over me.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
She doesn't even look at me.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Bro, she still gets closed and I'm like, mam, I
really need like to use the bathroom, and she's like
it's closed, and she looks up at me and she's like,
oh my god. And then I'm like, do you have
a tissue or something. So she grabs me a whole
bunch of paper towel in the most disgusting fashion. She's like,
oh my god, here and I'm like, bitch, so and
then I'm like, it's a pharmacy open, Like what times
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that open? She's like, no, it's not open, and she's
going like this, like like it's not open, and I'm
like this is I'm.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Like, I'm sorry, this is so weird. That's never happened
to me before.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
And she's like, I don't know what to tell you,
but you need to leave basically, bro. And I'm like,
you know what, for your fucking attitude, I'm not going
to tell you that there's a pile of blood and
Aisle seven. I didn't tell that bitch anything. Bro, you
left it? Yes, after after that attitude, Right after that attitude,
I was like, no, it's rude as fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
How dare you fucking bros? Then not fucking my my
feelings with her?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
That's a great story because I'm I swear to God,
but I'm still leaking though.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So I'm like, oh, bro, I'm there.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
And that is a ship?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
What is King saying this all time?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Bro? He's looking at me like I thought we were
gonna get me medicine. He's over here, like and I'm
like this about you right now, dude?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Is my me?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Look at me? You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
So then I'm by the front and I'm like, funk,
I should just leave, But I'm like, wait if I
come home, no medicine for him?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Like for what? So now you.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Go back like this and where's the orlde with TuS.
I'm like, my hands are here, bro, I'm trying to
go like this. I have to like look down like
a fucking parrot to.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Read the one that he needs. So you're back in
the store. Back in the store. Oh b I never
left the store, dude, but you know, so I'm like
I have to.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I'm like I can't see doing this, So i grab
some tissue, bro.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And I just stick two things up my nose. Yeah no,
you did that.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Yeah that's the trick.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's all like that. It's like bad leaves back.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
You look like you look like you got your fucking
red wings. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Bro, it's bad.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
So anyways, I find the fucking road with Uss and
she goes back and says, oh, you're still here, And
I'm like hurry up. She's like, bro, I'm still doing
this right. I'm like, the things are soaking. And then
she's like, do you want to put your walk Root's card.
I'm like, fucking charge my card.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I have to leave, Like I don't. I'm not trying
to donate.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I don't give it the fuck about these thirteen points
somebody get I don't want to save seventy five cents.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Fucking charge me so I can leave. I was pissed. Bro,
it's the same bitch they gave me the attitude.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
So anyways, bro, we leave and then like I get
home and I'm like I tell I tell my wife.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm like, dude, She's like, what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I'm like I don't know. I'm like, somebody's doing voodo
on me. I don't know because this never happened to me before.
So I start googling ship. But it's still it's still
coming out not as bad, and it's just like dry
air blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Bro, it's like this time of year.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I've lived here five years.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah, that's weird, dude.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
It freaked me out because I'm like, as bad as
that was, and it didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, you ever had a noseed?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, but I'm trying to think about, like when the
last time it was, because like ninety nine percent of
the time when I get a noseweed, it's usually like
when you pop the booger and it just like really yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Ate like hard boogers or what.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, like you know when you got one in there
and you're just like, come on, no, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Why my buggers are always wet.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Oh yeah that's nice. Bro, it's the dry air, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Dude, I don't know, but it isn't that kind of
crazy though.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Yeah, that's a wild story.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm just I'm like shocked.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
But I was really trying to not psych myself out
because of how much blood is coming out of me.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I'm like trying to put myself in like that that
store clerk shoes because you were probably just disgusting, yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
You know what I mean, And like I would have
been like, it's in my.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Beard, it's all over the floor. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
She's the only one there and she's like, I gotta
clean this ship up. Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
No, I know, as you shouldn't as you should.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Could you think you could? You imagine if you were okay?
After you leave, next customer walks in and they just
see blood over the.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Old lady in Aisle seven slip.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But what's crazy? It was in the mass section.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
They're gonna find you, bro.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Scary, one of the scary things. Leave.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Nope, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Bro, that bitch bro like yo, because I'm like, give
me like the doll Greens is gonna see this and
they're gonna sue your ass because somebody slept on your
blood today and fell I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Gonna tag him. I wish I remember that chick's name
of the front. You should blame her.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Where's the customer service?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Her name was Mary?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
She's doing this.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Like ew yeah, and I had done this, Bro, I
should have done this and fucking flinging in her face.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
And I don't blame her though, you know what I mean,
because you're gross bro broll.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
You should have seen me bro in my mustache here
all in my beard.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It was fucking disgusted. I'm just trying to say, have
you ever had a nosebleed?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
I get them all the time.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh still, because you do a lot of fusil.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
I put a kilo of cocaine up my noise. Boys, smellow,
what do you expect?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Look at that nose, bro, what are you thing supposed
to go up in that motherfucker?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
No, I I get like during the like especially like
like climate change, like like spring, spring and fall, when
like the seasons changed. I don't know, my my nose
gets hello dry.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's a white person.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
But like, so have you guys ever been to out
here Pioneer Saloon? Now?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Where is that at?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Fuck?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Okay, So there's a saloon.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
It's the oldest bar in Nevada, and it's like it's
on the way towards like a state line from here.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Which side?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
What do you mean like state line California? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
So you head out that way, like you know where
those Magic Mountains, the Seven Magic Mountains are like fucking
painted rocks that for some reason people visit.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
It's like, right, it's near there. But so anyway, so
you go there.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It's a really cool bar, very old vibe in there, right,
but there's literally you can see bullet holes in the
wall from like where like a poker game. Someone got
caught cheating and got like blasted. There there's a ghost
town that it's like attached to that's like an old
town that's no longer a thing.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
They have a clark gable room.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Because he would hang out there because his wife had
died on a plane crash, like fucking right next to
the bar. Yeah, it's a it's a cool spot, but
so it's the oldest bar in Nevada, And I just
recommend checking that out, especially if you want something ghost
town ish.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Do you believe in like spirit like ghost spirits, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Do in Mexico like and in rural rural places? Bro, Like,
I don't know, dude, I'm pretty sure. Like, dude, I
don't know. When I was younger, but we used to
go to Mexico like for three weeks once a year
and we'd visit, like my dad a lot of tacos,
not even it's well, yeah, they're fucking you're playing with
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the goat in the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
After that, bro, it's like, yo, where's the goat?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
And then everybody crazy vida that isn't that? Isn't that?
What do you say goat? How you say bria? It's
biria ba.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, what what I'm gonna say?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, Bro, there's yeah, it's kind of it's it's like
just a ranch and each person is like a mile away. Right,
there's probably I don't know, I was young, I don't remember,
but we'd go be at one uncle's house, like all
the kids will be over here, all of our parents
will be over there.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But it's like, bro, there's like I'm not even to
be fun. There's like cows roaming around, like there's fucking chickens,
like dogs and bro. I remember one.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Time we were all over here and one of the
oldest cousins was like talking to the family over there.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Bro, it's pouring rain. They're like, yo, bro, we're gonna
leave in like an hour. What was his raino? So
it was something like that. They were like, you need
to come here. So it's like six of us. I'm
the youngest person, right, I'm like, I'm pussy, bro, I'm
from America. Everybody over there is like they're from Mexico.
So I'm scared. I'm like, I'm not gonna go out there,
Like do you guys know where you're going? And they're
like yeah, I mean yeah, we'll fucking figure it out.
How you can.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
He said, we can't get lost, and I'm like, yeah
we can, so, Bro, We're fucking We're like all kind
of walking whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Bro. Then like there's no light posts. You're hearing moo
cows and like like shit's running this way, running towards you,
running this way, and Bro, I'm fucking shitty myself.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I'm like, I'm not cut out for this. I'm busy,
I'm not tough. And sinats where we start walking and.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Then like, bro, on one corner, like you just you
see like little flickering lights but it's not a flashlight,
it's not a car. It's just like I just kind
of doing something like that.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Everybody starts laughing. They're like, oh shit, look over there,
trying to scare.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Like me and my cousins from over here. So we
start walking, bro, and then you start hearing like, bro,
like we heard cows the whole way there. But there
was one that was deepest.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
It was the deepest move I've ever heard in my life.
And I'm like, nah, I'm like, is that like a
different type of cow? Like what's going on? And I
started to trip when the people that live in that
town were like we gotta run. I'm like, what we're
running from? So, Bro, I'm not fast. I'm like one
of the others was there, bro, So they are light
(26:50):
years ahead of me.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
So and then I started screaming my I'm like screaming
my fucking boss off, bro, And then I hear and
then they're laughing, and I'm like screaming bro, like yo,
Like it's not like a joke, like come get me
type shit.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Right, it clicks to me. I'm by my there's nobody
around me. They're probably from here to like the end
of the street. I can barely hear them.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Well, that move is getting loud as fucked. It's getting
loud as fuck a lot of I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
It was just like I don't.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Know that's bro, it's pitch black. I cannot see ship.
All I saw was some flickering shit. Talk to them
about it later, no, bro, because they're all like, fuck
we get we get to my own, like the house
still rat eventually and then they're all laughing and I'm like, no, bro,
like you fuck you guys. You guys left me And
I'm like what was that? And then they were like
it was a cow. I'm like, no, it wasn't we
heard cows for twenty five minutes. This ship was something else.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It was like I don't know, it had just had
so much bass, but it's just scared the fuck yo.
And uh no, but like have you heard a fucking
cow move?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, imagine that. But it was like it was like
a turn the basse all the way up. Scared the
fuck out of me. So I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
But anyways, like even later they were just like, yo,
like you know, this town has like somewhere ship. It's
like people been here for fucking everybody's poor, Like they
die here when they're thirty because there's no you know.
So they're just saying that it's just like all the
people that have lived and fucking died there. Like I
do believe that that, like some spirits will stay wherever
they're at, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
I think there's some evil ship out there, bro. It's
just how it presents to you. I think is kind
of up to up to what you perceive as Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, that's that's why sometimes it comes as a cow
and you never know.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I'm telling you, no, bro, like look no more.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Well yeah, fucking dumb. A cow has a brain the
size of a p Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I don't think it was a cow. It was it
was it was a fucking demon.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I'm not even playing, bro. It was scary ship, pitch
black and a fucking no Bro, I'm gonna scared thing
about that ship. But yeah, that's the only if. That's
the scary shits that have. But to me, you ever
heard of the yourorna in the youna.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's like a it's like a story bro. In Mexico,
like again in these rural parts, right, it was this
far from it, my friend.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
It was this fucking lady I shouldn't say fucking lady
all due respect. It's this lady that she had like
four or five kids and she fucking drowned them. And
then she's like you and then she I don't know,
I don't know if she killed herself or some shit happened.
But it was like in these rural places in Mexico, Bro,
like sometimes you'll see like just like these green eyes,
like the bro, I'm telling you, where there's no light,
(29:35):
there's nothing, there's no cars, and you just will see
these little fucking eyes and then you start hearing, like
you start hearing like fucking like it always kind of
says like my kids, but in Spanish, it's like but
crying because you know what I means, like me is
like crying.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So it's like basically but in like a fucking eerie way.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
And there's like there's never been like you talk to
a Mexican brother, it's never not like like knows somebody
that I had some scary shit that happened to them
like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Feel like, especially in like Hispanic cultures, there's always something
bro like the chewpa cabra and fucking Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You know what is that? So that's yeah, that was Nicican,
not that I've never I've never White people always say
the chop of cabra.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, I just go with that.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
It's a Puerto Rican thing, but it's goat sucker, right ah.
So but it's a story that you tell the kids about,
like this thing and like they've actually found goats that
are just drained of all their blood, like all their blood,
so there is no more blood in this fucking goat
(30:43):
and what else did it? And so they couldn't figure
it out. So yeah, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
That is crazy. Yeah alright, well that was the Halloween episode.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Cuts out of hair.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
We're sorry for this one too, I have no Yeah,
ship died and it is where it is. Hey, we
appreciate your seeing the next one.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Peace,
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