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Who would win in a fight?You and me? Give it a meaning

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ahead, But you're picking your littlelass up. You know. You know
what I would do. I'd pullsome Mike Tyson ship and bite off your
fucking ear. Bro, take myfinger in your asshole? You like that?
Yo? I ain't fucking p Diddy? Bro? Chill? Yo?
What's up with your boy? Yeah? Bro? Okay, hey, hey,
so real quick. Also, no, we can't say no any more.

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Bro. It's no Diddy, noDiddy, no Diddy. Yeah,
so here's here's at your ass noDiddy. So here's the problem with that.
I don't I don't know the guy'sname off the top of my head.
But uh, after that started gettingspread the last what couple of days,
all this Diddy you know, allthis Diddy news. Uh, some
some rapper came out he actually hasthat trademark. Yeah, fucking for all

(00:44):
of us, bro. Yeah,but we used to use it tho,
Right, we just to say thatship. How does that work? Business
man? Lucas he gets paid everytime you say it. Hey, hey,
so before we talk on Diddy,I have a I have a question
for y'all. Good okay, Sothis is a would you rather type question.
I love this game. Okay,would you rather yes? Ready?

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Would you rather spend one night withp Diddy or would you rather go twelve
rounds in the boxing ring with MikeTyson? Bro? One night? Did?
So? Here's the deal. Here'sthe thing. Boys, your ass
is either getting beat literally, yourfucking asshole is getting beat or your face

(01:30):
is getting beat. So what areyou gonna take? Ask pounding from fucking
Diddy or you're gonna take a fuckingface beaten from Mike Tyson? What are
we doing? Lucas? I feellike I'd rather fight Tyson because then at
least, like that's a story thatyou can tell, you know, I've
got my ass by Tyson. I'mproud of No Diddy because because also two

(01:57):
bro, like listen, there's notmany I don't think people can knock me
out, but I think if Ihave to fight him, bro, he
might knock me out for his round, so it won't be that bad first
getting fucking you know, yeah clappedif you guys have ashole, Yeah,
yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, but that's a different type
of clap bro, standing ovation Yeahyeah, I've never been knocked out though,

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but like, do you feel itlike knocked out. Yeah, yeah,
he's older too, Like look atmy Yeah, I mean, although
seen you at the gym, Bro, you're fucking girl, heins, he
thinks I really do this. Motherfuckerclimbs to the top of the middle right
way. Gotta go for real,for sure, you gotta, because you
know I would. I would definitelytake the Mike Tyson fucking beating. He

(02:44):
might fucking kill me with some ofthose punches. I've been watching some of
his, uh his videos, evenat his age. Bro, that motherfucker
can swing. You know, it'simpressive can swing. But uh yeah,
I'm not getting within fucking uh notten feet one hundred fucking yards a hundred
miles from fucking P Diddy. Bro. Yeah, that's a sick fuck right
there. Yo. Yeah. Well, the crazy part about everything that's kind

(03:06):
of happening. What's what's wild,bro, is that with obviously with like
social media, bro, we're watchingthe shit live like basically live right Like
there's just constantly stream of attention onhim. Well, it's crazy. Was
that yesterday I don't know if youguys saw this, is that his plane
was like on its way to Iforget where, but it was a place
with no extradition. Yeah, buthe had to. He made a stop
in like Antigua or wherever. Yeah, and they were like they saw his

(03:29):
logs were there. They're like,no, you gotta get off. So
in the midst of all that,bro like duck In trying to leave.
Shit don't look good, Bro,she don't look good. So I guess
what my question is. And I'llbe honest. There's been so many rumors,
so much gossip. You open literallyInstagram, there's probably twenty thirty different
pages I follow that are all postingabout Diddy. Did he actually leave the

(03:49):
country or was that bullshit? Ithink his plane was definitely caught out of
there. I don't know as itreally came out if he was there in
the because he was in Miami,right, Yeah. Is the flip side
of all this is now they're sayingthat he had a he had a drug
mule that actually got caught up,busted, busted with coke and weed at

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the Miami airport and Diddy was actuallythere was there's footage of Diddy outside the
Miami Airport gonna be linking up withhim to grab the fucking goods. Bro,
We we got a. We gota mess going on with Diddy.
So you know what, house,house gets raided, the kids are arrested.
Somebody from TMZ today, I guessleaked all the footage. You know,

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the feds fucking clean clean that bitchout. Bro, there's ship all
over. I guess they took likeall electronic devices, they dug through all
the fucking drawers. Diddy's in asituation, Bro, He's He's in a
situation. What surprises me the mostis like back in the day, we

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all thought like shuge Night was aproblem. Yeah, now all this ship's
coming out and p Diddy makes shouldnot you look like a fairy princess?
Exactly? It's a lot I think. I think Diddy has been corrupt and
and a fucking honestly just a sick, twisted, fucking businessman and obviously involved

(05:16):
in some other shit ever since thefucking nineties. But Diddy has had this
it's the fucking Diddy bop. He'sgot like this, Like it's like it's
this like charm and charisma and hisway of like carrying himself where he comes
across as this you know, bighearted guy and positive energy and this that
and whatever. So I don't thinkeveryone like nobody really looked at him,

(05:39):
you know, like that. Butit's yeah, yeah, because you guys
were you guys were, I mean, you guys are old as fuck.
But like you guys remember back inthe day, right when him, no,
I just brought like I think Ispoke about this the last time when
when the Chargers were coming out againsthim or whatever. Like it's it's wild
to me to believe that you canget away with stuff for so long.

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It's crazy to me though, isthat he's how old if he's in his
fifties yep, right, and let'sjust say, you know, a whole
lifetime of doing that and like nowit's the fall of ditty of his whole
empire, right does it? Likedoes it matter if he goes to jail?
Bro? Like he how many starts? All that years of you doing
shit like yeah and you get caught. Isn't that kind of like? Ah?

(06:20):
Bro? Like I won, Ihave my fun? I don't know.
That's like saying like Bill Cosby didhe win? Did he have his
fun? Well? Maybe win isthe wrong word, bro, But it's
just like you know, you youno, maybe win is the right word,
you know, what I mean,you know what I'm trying to say.
I don't know, No, it'sI get what you're saying. But
I guess my question to you isit still sucks now he's fifty and in

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fucking jail. Yeah, but you'vebeen a billionaire since you were twenty five,
So twenty five of those years,Bro, I would say, then
your your good experience in life wasfront loaded. Yeah, Now the rest
of it's about to be as howshitty is that? Though? Is it
really that bad? Bro? Kindof shitty? To me? I'd rather
I'd rather my life continually get betterthan it hit a wall and then it

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turns the hell. Yeah. Buta little bit of a little bit of
him would have had to thought,like, Yo, the rouster's chicken.
What it was? The chicken's gonnacome home to roost eventually? Were you
gonna do all of that? Bro? Drugs? Criminal thinks that though?
Yeah? But like Bro, butnow once you kind of tap into like
drugs like there's you can probably getaway with it. Right if you're moving
coke and move away just for youor other people that you're with, fine,

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having escorts and shit like that.Because thore some of the girls that
were there, that were like sexworkers that were documented right that are coming
out Now, that's not I mean, it's really not to be a big
of a deal having sex works aroundyou. It's the underage shit. It's
yeah, giving spiked drinks to theworkers to do whatever. That's the ship
where it's like that doesn't come likeyou know what I mean to me,

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it's just I guess it's it's somind blowing that when you're at the level
of like PD like P Diddy,you're looking at at the one of the
wealthiest people in all of fucking entertainment, let alone honestly in the fucking world,
and it's like when you're on thatlevel, I guess it's just it's
I I have a hard time comprehending, like why would you even go down

(08:11):
that path or like fuck with certainshit like that, Like when your life
is in such a spotlight twenty fourseven three sixty five, anyone and everyone
around you could possibly leak some shit, say some shit whatever. I think
it's just ego. To me,it's like it's like, bro, that
takes some fucking balls. I don'tknow if it's balls, Like I mean
what I think it's like naivity,You're right, naivity. Yeah, actually,

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and I think that's where it istoo, is like when you get
to a point with that much money, that much power, you literally feel
invincible. So it's like he's atthat he's at that level where he's like,
I'm p Diddy. I can doanything and everything I fucking want because
I can buy myself out of everysituation. Yeah, I think it's I
think it's a mix of that right, where it's like you know nothing can

(08:58):
come, but you're not doing stuffin a way where it's not gonna come
back to you. Yep. That'sthe thing where it's like when you look
at other examples, like let's justI don't know, let's just use El
Choppo, Right, He's not theone fucking scent driving the truck. He's
not the one doing this, He'snot there's so many rings of protection around
him to where it's like if thatperson gets caught, nothing's happening to you.

(09:20):
Yeah, how do you not move? I don't know, dude,
it's just mind blowing. I thinkit's just ego. But it's like it's
like there's so many aspects of it. Now. It's like when when you
look at the Feds right in thehouse, Like you know, like a
few weeks ago, there was allthis stuff talking about like you know,
Diddy being gay and fucking sleeping withMeek Mill, and then like there's this

(09:41):
whole sex trafficking aspect of it,and now you got a drug mule fucking
involved. So bro, we gotDiddy or you like a fucking drug lord,
a fucking sex trafficker, and youalso like love sleeping with certain men
in Hollywood, Like like what thefuck's dude? I don't know. There's
just so much moving fucking pieces likewhat is going on? Yeah? Which

(10:05):
is worse though, Like if you'rehim to have gay rumors, yeah,
underage rumors, yeah, drug trafficand all that. Like, bro,
just be gay. If you ifyou come out and be like you know
what, Bro, yeah, I'mmy fucking dude, all of this ship
just goes away. Bro. Hey, so I don't even know Diddy's kids'
names, but let's say you're Diddy'skid right now. How you feeling I'm

(10:26):
snitching? Bro? My dad didall that shit. Bro? Yeah,
I don't know. That'd be hellawkward, Like could you imagine like that's
your dad, and you're just chillingand you see like your dad's fucking got
all this weird shit going on,Like, oh my god, Bro,
Yeah, I don't know, butlike that type of shit happens a lot
in the celebrity worlds, Like canyou imagine like just the Jada and Will

(10:50):
ship and then their kids in themix, Like yeah, but of course
they are you know what I mean? You know what I mean? So
all I gotta say is like hewould just literally like eats people up,
fucking choose them, swallows them,pukes them back up, his ships them
out, like yo, it literallyfucking puts people through the ringer? Good

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luck? Did he Yeah? Yeah? Yo? Did he do it?
Keep your but literally did he did? He did it? He did?
You guys see that we're on thistwisted ship. Did you see the Nickelodeon
documentary, Oh about Amanda Bias.No, I was supposed to watch my
sister send me there. That shipis crazy, is it? No?

(11:33):
I heard she had some fucked upship, but I don't know exactly what
it is because I remember watching thatship right, like I remember watching like
Carly the Manda Bay and show allthat type of ship and like, bro,
Dan Snyder, Schneider, whatever hisname. Bro dude is a walking
like personification of what you don't wantaround your kids. He just has that

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look, bro, he has He'sjust fat as fuck, looks like he's
wearing a two pay weird. Bro. I mean, I'm just like,
I don't know all rip. I'mlike, nobody caught that ship, you
know what i mean? He looksweird. But it's just like, Bro,
it's a four part series. Itjust dives deep into like how just
how kind of like inappropriate it was. Look, I ain't even gonna lie,
bro, people might not like thisship. The first episode, it's

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like the adult workers are like,yeah, you know, sometimes he'd make
like weird jokes like all the girlsthis, the girls that, but to
the like making blonde jokes to adultwomen, does that make sense? We're
like all girls are stupid or aboutlike, oh, like you know,
she's getting fat to adult women likethe writers on the show. So the

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first episode, I'm watching this shipand I'm just like it's kind of a
reach, you know what i mean, Like, oh, he's such a
terrible I'm like, he just saida joke, you know what i mean.
I'm like what. I'm not likesaying he do shit, but I'm
like you they you got interviewed forthis, right because I'm looking at my
girl so she's watching that ship andI'm like, yeah, that seemed like
a reach. He's like, yeah, a little man. I'm just like,
well, let's see you're in fortyfive minutes in bro. When they

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started getting into it that he's likelike touching the girls like shoulder, like
that weird dude in high school thathave come up like where's my hood?
That's him? You know what Imean? Oh god, yeah, yeah,
bro, it's crazy, Like,oh y'all know that dude. Bro,
it's crazy, and it's just likeI don't know, it dives deeper
and uh they start talking about aman the bines. Yeah she dude.
What's crazy is that? The wayshe got discovered, she was like nine

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doing a stand up comedy bit,like at the Comedy Store in California,
like that famous like open mic place. Yeah, she was doing a set
like on a Friday night. Shewas nine, bro, and then Dan
Snyder was like, oh shit,who the fuck? Like she's funny and
she's a child a kid, bro, and she's apparently she's killing in there.
She has everybody. Ah, Shorty'snine years old. Yeah, kind

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of weird to me right now,Like its fucking it's a school night.
Yeah, you're telling jokes at abar. Yeah. Crazy, right.
So then eventually he kind of startstalking to it. Bro, it's crazy,
but it's just crazy. But thenyou know, you watch the whole
thing and you just kind of depressbecause you're like, damn, dude,
like this is my favorite show.All the people are fucked up, like
it's bad. I started reading alittle bit later after I watch it.

(14:07):
Oh, bro. Then it talksabout like Drake Bell, how he was.
He didn't say what happened to him. You know that is right from
Drake and Josh. You don't knowwho Drake Bell is, you know it
is, Yeah, but he doesn'tsay what happened, but he said that
he had like stuff put into him, like objects, blah blah blah.
Broa, this motherfucker's fifteen. Bro. Yeah, it's just crazy. Then
it goes into the whole thing aboutthe parents because like, boy, he

(14:28):
would stay at his house like itwas cool. Oh, you know,
just so you don't have to drivehome, like just stay here, parents
there, and this goes back toobviously Diddy unfortunately, but it was like,
you know, there was all thisfootage out of like, you know,
Diddy with like young Justin Bieber whenwhen Bieber first kind of came in
the industry and how you know,uh, Diddy said that he kind of

(14:50):
took Usher under his wing, youknow, helped Usher up in the industry.
Was going to do the same thingfor fucking Justin and like just like
weird, like uncomfortab comments and shitthat you know he was saying to him.
And I don't know, man,it just it just shows like really
like all aspects of Hollywood. It'ssick and twisted, bro, And like
I don't even blame all these motherfuckers. Like you look at people. You

(15:13):
look at people like like Britney Spears, You look at people Macaulay Culkin was
another one. You know, youlook at some of these like young kids
that grew up in Hollywood ten,you know, ten, twelve, fifteen
years old, you know teens basically, Bro, what's crazy that Amanda Bynes
like she basically had Nickelodeon on thepalm of her hand. Bro, Like

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she was like the main star.She was like doing spin offs she did
this, Yeah, and then shegot older and then they had her when
she was like fifteen sixteen, hadher like in another show. And then
meanwhile, this dude is like justbasically like helping her get here. This
is the problem. Bro. Hewas like like like uh Nickelodeon's Golden Child.
They were like, yo, you'veproduced three four shows that have been
fun like made us billions, butwhatever you want to do, we don't

(15:58):
give a fuck, yeah, bro. And what's crazy is that with the
man the Buyings bro, supposedly shehad to get an abortion, bro,
when she was like thirteen. Itis it is say that in the documentary.
I mean they started going back,fuck you up right there. Bro.
That's who's who's smacking Amanda Buyings atfucking thirteen years old, the fucking
guy. The Bro'll say, reallybro, yo' smacking her at thirteen.

(16:21):
Bro. That's the Darren Snyder bro, the guy, the whole thing that
the show is based on. Yeah. No, man, I don't really
think like we were at such likea crazy The world is at a fucking
crazy time, and I feel there'slike there's things that just keep unraveling in
fucking Hollywood. Like I feel like, you know, you know, years

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back, this whole Epstein ship,when when Epstein started to get uncovered,
there was this whole you know,train of fucking people he was sucking with.
Then it's like more, more andmore people are getting exposed, and
I feel like, b I feelit's at a point where people anymore,
just whether it's the victims or thepeople involved, people don't flat out give
a fuck anymore. I think it'salso peaky choosy though, because people kept

(17:04):
their mouth shut because of certain peopleinvolved, and you know, people threatening
them or this that and whatever.You got to keep your mouth shut this
and this and that, And Ifeel people are at a breaking point where
they's like, I don't give afuck, bro, But how is there
a list of everybody that did heallegedly smashed Guy Wise? Yeah? But
then like the if you look atthe list of the Epstein list, it's

(17:25):
all blacked out, like it's allredacted. Well, yeah, did he
did? He wasn't smashing no presidents, you know what I mean? Yeah?
Yeah? Would you lose respect foryour favorite rapper if you find out
he was getting piped out by Diddy? Yeah? What would you? Yeah?
What? I what I still liketheir music absolutely, but it's like
it's like the whole Michael Jackson thing, right, like if he, you

(17:48):
know, was a pedophile, Idon't like that as a person. Different,
it's different with kids. I'm justgonna say, like, it's there's
yeah, yeah, bro a kidfor as far as it's like, oh,
okay, what you mean, yeah, I think for me it's just
it's more that, like my imageof them changes drastically, and then I

(18:11):
think I have this like haunting thingin the back of my head when I'm
like, okay, I'm gonna listento meek Mill when I leave here,
Like I have a hard time listeningto meek Mill talk about how fucking hard
and raw he is and street this, street that. But then in the
meantime, I'm just fucking Diddy doingthe bop you know, fucking got him,
got him bent over the fucking broThat video of them in the pool

(18:33):
where he's like you go, Daddy, you got it, Daddy. He
just sat in there like, yeah, oh my god. Yeah, I
don't know, dude. I don'tlike meek Mill, but let's just say,
right, like I love Drake.If I found Diddy was piping drake.
Bro, yeah, I probably wouldn'thit the same anmal, you know,
yeah, talking out some treacherous ship. I gotta ask you guys a

(18:53):
question, and I sent you guyslist and I'm curious on your response.
Bro. Okay, you guys knoww Ariana Grande is of course. Yeah,
yes, sir, she's sorry.I mean, she so sweet.
She looks twelve so innocent. Yeah, that would be my comment Ariana Grande.
Her voice is kind of sexy whenshe sings like she's got me very

(19:15):
very pretty natural. But she lookslike a twelve year old girl. Yeah
she did. That's it still beatthough. But anyways, so you know,
I don't know if you guys paidattention, but anyway, she got
divorced from this dude. You know, she ended up cheating with this guy
that was on Broadway who was playingSpongeBob in Broadway. That doesn't matter.
The point is the dude was like, fuck, you don't want to get

(19:37):
a divorce. Dude got awarded.She has to pay this man alimony,
not alimony. Their settlement is onepoint one yeap, how you say that?
Sh one point five million? Onepoint two five million. So when
I said that, I was like, Yo, if I'm him, I
don't want that shit because you're notabout to masculate me. And I was

(19:59):
curious. I was like, yo, would guys take that ship? You
with it? What isn't it wrongwith that? I don't think so.
I don't think so either. Yeah, I mean, like, let's be
real's obviously she's worth She's worth moremoney than him. And yeah, sometimes
it's Taylor Swift and yeah, likesometimes the tables, Yeah, I mean

(20:21):
sometimes the tables or you know,sometimes tables are turned. Sometimes the woman
is the bread winner, and asa as a man, he would just
I think he pretty much accepted that. You know, my wife was the
bread winner, and you know Ispent time and energy, invested this,
that and whatever into her. Igotta get some bread out of this.

(20:41):
Yeah, but like, don't makea public because they everybody to know,
like you just paid, you knowwhat I mean. I mean, I
don't think I don't think he wantedit public, you know, but I
mean she's Ariana Grande, so itis what it is. Yeah, you
to me in cash though, givencash? Yeah, show up with a
Duffel bag. Yeah, got it? Did you guys know that around fourteen

(21:02):
men a year are suffocated to deathby a woman riding their face during oral
they die. Yeah, bro,rip to you fourteen motherfuckers, you fucking
losers. Broye. The too pussywas too fat and you got smothered and
you're no longer here all right?You know? Do you like that?

(21:25):
Fuck? Yeah? Bro, Idon't like, like get up all in
that, like you lay down.Why the fuck I gotta be yeah,
sit on it, ride it,yeah right, whatever you gotta do,
because apparently we can die. Well, you gotta be careful, you gotta
be here. Yeah, But that'swhat I'm saying, Like I'm picturing the
dude who die. They got abig old broad on them. Yeah,

(21:48):
yeah, they got a sum allof that in there, yes, because
that's what I'm saying. Like ifit was Rihanna Grande City, yeah yeah,
yeah, for sure, there's room. I just I wish the four
guys would have brought a snorkel orsomething like bring out your mouth ship when
some So that means bro, thatmeans that it has to cover everything,

(22:08):
and you can't. But that's whatI'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Grande, you just would have went, Yeah, you can't breathe and
then we're doing this thing. Listen, if they ain't too a listen,
if they ain't to eighty, theyand a lady a pa and you know,

(22:30):
shout out to those fourteen months.Bro. Hey, you know what
though at least they went out insome pussy Nah, but you suffer though.
Yeah, but what I'm imagined onceagain, I'm going back to who
they were with. Yeah nah,yeah it is big bitch, big yeah.

(22:53):
But you know what, Okay,So here here's what I want to
know. So you know, likewhat what what's gonna So I wonder if
these women, so you know theseobviously there's fourteen women, yo, hold
up plot twist. Oh maybe itwas the same bitch who killed all fourteen
of them, bro. Then meanshe probably has so she's got to have

(23:15):
something amazing about her, bro.Yeah, because if like fourteen people are
like are willing to do that andjust sit down and you squat and they
all die? But that's kind ofcrazy. You gotta have some good shit.
So, Lucas, I got aquestion for you. If you're the
if if you're the judge and youhave a case and you know, we
got big Bertha walks in and anduh. Basically, she's accused of suffocating

(23:41):
a gentleman due to her kitty andher thighs and everything. How do you
how as a judge, how doyou handle that? Are you gonna are
you gonna give her life in prison? Absolutely me? Yeah, yeah,
guilty, bit to hell hard,straight to hell with you. That pussy's

(24:03):
deadly, you know, speaking offucking pussies. Bro, did you guys
see that for the first time intwenty twenty four, right, twenty four?
Yeah, twenty twenty four. Yeah, my shit, it's all fucked.
That's the year just combed. That'sthe year we're in now that that
uh in the twenty twenty four Olympics, twenty six whatever, Bro, this
new Olympics. Bro, now they'regonna let you fuck. Oh, you're
gonna hand out condoms. They're gonnabe like, Bro, you know what

(24:23):
this stupid rules? Do you seehow many going, bro? Thirty thousand
of them things, three hundred thousands, three hundred thousand, yes, yes,
apparent. Apparently they're preparing three hundredthousand condoms to provide Olympic athletes during
the next games. Dude, Iremember seeing I always thought that was weird.
Bro, but I remember seeing thelast games they had, like the

(24:44):
beds they were like pieces of wood. Yeah, like basically to like,
yo, don't fuck you know whatI mean? Yeah, well it's it's
not only that, it's just it'sbro. These are like athletes preparing to
like, you know, chase somefucking medals and yeah, yeah, yeah
some real sh it. Should youshould shouldn't you be you know, getting
some nice sleep at night? Ithink so I think this is a w

(25:07):
win. Yeah, I think nobodyloses you. Yeah, yo, yo,
there there's gonna be some dude.It's coming with some big dick energy.
Now, Bro, they're gonna they'regonna come in there ready, ready
to win some medals and pipe layit. You know, they probably fucking
got hogs too. Bro. Ifyou're like a like nine ft tall drake,

(25:30):
drake dick. There's a little alittle I guess it's not a tweet
anymore. It's a what do theycall them X about a tweet? An
x A A chirp. So there'sthere was this little whatever the fuck you
call it a tweet, a fuckingchirp whatever, and uh this this girl

(25:51):
is basically talking about how much moneyuh, should you bring on vacation?
And there was this insane dollar amountI was very blown away by. And
this chick said that, you know, she's she was heading a cabo and
that she was she was basically gother got her little got a little trip
planned out, and she was bringingone hundred and thirty five dollars cash with

(26:12):
her. So basically it kind ofit kind of developed this entire conversation is
if you go on a vacation,how much money? How much money do
you bring on vacation? There's morethan that period, Like I don't even
care where you go, like ifyou if you don't go, Like why

(26:34):
even go on vacation if you can'tafford your fucking next light bill? Talk
about you know what I mean?Like that shit bothers me, Like just
you don't call it vacation do likeyou're fucking we're going to the movies this
weekend type shit, you know whatI mean? Like, yeah, maybe
Mexico wasn't for you. You know, have you ever been on vacation in
a group and there's that individual inthe group, Yes, and no,

(26:56):
Like I I've been on vacation withlike like the guy's trip, right,
where you we all got the homiewho just fucking struggles in life, right,
and so they can't afford what everyoneelse can, but they will literally
go into debt on the guys trip, Yeah, to have a good time,
you know what I mean. So, so yes, where they shouldn't

(27:18):
be buying it, but they stilldo. They swipe their credit card.
So let me ask you a question. In that situation, right, the
one guy in your group, can'tyou guys want to go have dinner and
then fucking ride ATVs at midnight whatever? Right, he can go to dinner,
he can't go do that, orhe can't go to dinner, he
can't do this, but not no, it's not like that though, That's
what I'm saying. So he'll endup swiping a credit card and acquiring debt

(27:41):
to do whatever the group's doing.Yeah, I'm saying an example, right,
Okay, person doesn't do that.Yeah, and then you guys are
coming up with the game plan inthe morning, slamming beers like yo,
bro, we're gonna go to dinner, We're gonna go to there, We're
gonna do that, And the person'slike, oh yeah, if they can't
they do, we're going yeah,yeah, you'll just vacation. Dude.
I'm the easiest person in a vacationwith because I don't give a fuck what

(28:02):
you want to do. I'm gonnado whatever the fuck I want to do.
You're more than welcome to Yeah youwant, I'm gone, So you
just leave them. I say,fuck your friend. It's not but it's
not like that. It's I'm gonnago enjoy my vacation. Are you cool
with that? If you hold meback? I came to Lucas. Lucas
is that guy you go with,Like he goes with a group of people
to like Mexico, and everyone's likehanging out doing like this, like shit

(28:26):
together, but Lucas wants to dothis, so he goes and does it
by himself. I will really interesting. Yeah that's interesting. See, I'm
I like doing it in a group. I was gonna say, I'm I'm
the I'm easy going on vacation,but I'm actually kind of a different version
of like easygoing, where I don'treally give a fuck what we do in

(28:47):
general. As long as I'm havingfun with the people that I came with,
I don't really care. And yeah, I think that's the whole point
like that's I love group vacations andI haven't done in a really long time
because of this situation of this fuckingI don't have, you know, cause
then there's the thing I don't feelbad, but now I don't like the
uncomfortableness because the times that it hashappened to meet broug outs some stories.

(29:08):
Yeah, thincuse there's a difference onsomeone going on a vacation and like let's
say they're like the one person inthe group that doesn't have money. There's
a difference on going on vacation beingthat person and just kind of trying to
be conservative, do you know,only spend so much whatever. And then
there's those people who don't have moneygo on vacation, but they just mooch

(29:32):
the fuck out of everyone. That'sthe big difference where it's like, if
I'm with someone on vacation and Isee that, like, you know,
they maybe don't have the money todo something whatever, I'm gonna be one
like hey like let me get this, let me help you out whatever.
So I don't I don't mind helpingout people in that scenario. But it's
the ones that come on vacation knowingthat they don't have any money, knowing

(29:56):
that they're not going to spend anymoney, and they just weasel their way
into dinners and activities and clubs andthis that and whatever. You like.
I don't have any problem doing thateither. But you got to be my
boy. I mean, like,you're not gonna be a member of this
group that like maybe I know you, but you're not like my boy boy,
and you start hitting us with that, like I'm not about to be
like, yeah, I'm gonna payfor you. I got your half the

(30:17):
dinner doring with that. Nah,bro, that's a you problem now if
it's my boy, and I'm like, yo, bright, like cool,
you know, I'll help you alittle bit for whatever. But yeah,
let's go do because I like II like the group thing where it gets
a little tricky, means when yougo on like couples, yep, right,
and I'll certain couples don't want todo anything there. I feel les
beadcause I'm like, you know,you exactly be broke over there. But
we're gonna go do this, youknow, I mean for sure, dude,

(30:38):
So going going back to the girlwith one hundred and thirty five bucks,
I'm actually I'm actually gonna defend herlike real quick here. So you
guys been to all inclusive Mexico,I assume yeah, okay, so all
inclusive. Let's say you already boughtyour flight, your hotel, and you're
at an all inclusive resort. Technicallyyour food and drinks are already paid for

(30:59):
because you have on clues the keythough it's all inclusive. And I don't
know if you guys ever do thiswhen you guys are at all inclusive resorts,
is you always bring some cash downand you tip out. You know
these guys are bringing you the foodand the drinks, because what they'll end
up doing is is a lot ofthese guys know that people have obviously all
inclusive. They take their sweet time. Oh we'll get you the food.

(31:21):
Hey, we'll get you the drinks. Y, you bring a little cash,
you bring twenty fifty bucks down,You're like, dude, lock,
dude, you're you're tipping them fivebucks here, you fit tipping them ten
bucks there. Bro, They're onyou. They're on you like like fucking
crazy bro all the fucking time.So to that girl's defense, I'm thinking
in my head like, okay,hey, you bring you bring one hundred

(31:41):
and thirty five bucks. Let's sayyou go down there for you know,
three four days, you bring twentythirty bucks down to the pool each day.
She can, honestly, she honestlycan get by in Mexico on probably
twenty thirty bucks a day. Ijust you know, giving some small tips
throughout the day each day and gettingas if I have no problems the airport.

(32:05):
If she's gonna chill out by thepool all day every day, good
for you, baby, enjoy yourlife. Daddy is going parasailing. And
yes, I'm sorry, yeah yeah, yeahah. That's a good point about
the though, because also to say, yo, what if we're gonna go
out to go do this and we'regonnayah, like we're gonna go like have
fun, We're gonna go. SoI'm with you on that. So when

(32:27):
I go traveling with my people,I'm called the mayor because I will make
fucking I'll be here with one groupI arrive with, I make fucking a
new group of friends fucking everywhere Igo, and I'll just go hang out
with my new group. Then I'llmake another group. I just meet fucking
people wherever I go and That's howI enjoy vacation. So I'm not sticking
with people that ain't fucking doing theship that I want to do. Ye

(32:51):
period, but there's notty you gottaswitch it up, like that's my fucking
problem with fucking uh. Eminem's broyone of the different color. If there's
no fucking difference between flavor, Abrilliant. Now when you look at a
different type of candy that's circular,that's also just as good Skittles. That's
that's why you like Skittles more thanEminem love Skittles. Before the cut is

(33:12):
blending the two. You're gonna haveyour beautiful chocolate, but we're gonna have
strawberry coated. We're gonna have fuckingbanana coated chocolate. That's it. We're
making our own m and ms beforethe cut. Eminem's you're welcome, Yeah,
call them my being c's. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Yep, you a favorite candy,though I would say I'm a big I'm

(33:38):
a big Reces fan, bro.I fucking love races, dude, re
Recy Buttercup and recy pieces. Andthen and then on the whole thing of
the peanut butter bike, Peanut butterGuy, Peanut Butter's Pieces Puffs was his
favorite. Cereal puffs was my favorite? Cereal peanut butter Eminem's. You pick

(33:58):
one. I like peanut butter,Bro, peanut butter. I think peanut
butter chocolate and peanut butter is agem. Even's pieces, Bro, don't
taste different and different colors? Big, big problem? What's your favorite?
Go go go? I like allof them. I like liquid all of
them, but I got to Igot liquor, licorice, licorice, red

(34:20):
licorice though red? Okay, okay, bro face? Was that no one
Mexican? Yeah, no one thinksred licorice. When you say licorice,
yes, you say fucking Twizzlers,fat and your favorite tacos. This is
the racist ships licory ship. Hey, bro favorite, I don't know what

(34:46):
favorite? Neither do I because you'rean asshole, he said, Yeah,
Licorice is the black ship that noone likes. See the Twizzlers but not
the cherry ones. You Twiszlers arered vines. The big bucket redines are
garbage. Bro. Yeah, redvines? Are you like red vines? No?
I mean I tastes like wax.I will admit Twizzlers is obviously better,

(35:08):
but red vines were kind of avibe, like just the bag container
you just kind of open up,grab a whole stick of them. Great,
my ship, it's always gummy solike but yeah, old like licor
I made twizzlers, bro, pepperbit patties. Hey, hey, before

(35:28):
you share this quick question, didyou guys ever take a twizzler bite off
one end, bite off the otherand then use it as a straw of
colanes? It was like an orangefanter or something that you got from the
fucking Mexican mart. I can't thinkof anything racist. Or if it was

(35:51):
a it was a a bottled Cocacola with with pure cane sugar. Should
I have been like you, broand just put it in a fucking cup
two percent milk? Bro? ShouldI have done that? Bro? I
love that? Damn Bro, I'ma tall glass of vanilla. Baby,
I love myself. You know,make like your own strawberry milk? Yeah?

(36:12):
Oh yeah, that actually sounds prettygood. So gummy ship though.
Gummies jelly beans? No, Idon't. I hate sour, This fucking
loser, bro. Sours the onlyreason why you should have gummies. No,
it's not gummy Wow, Okay,you don't like somewer sour gummy worms?
No, I mean gummy worms.You're asking me what my favorite is.
I'll eat sour gummy worms. Idon't like sour that much. Okay,

(36:37):
would you like gummies? I lovegummies and like jelly bean type ship
jelly beans are my favorite. Seethe next one.
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