this story will make you never hold the door open again

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what I'm saying. Sorry, bro, just break break
whatever you want. Bro.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I didn't like those plantation shutters anyway. You know, we
were thinking about redoing them nice though. Yeah I know
that was sarcasting.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I like them a lot, did be back in a hole.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, hold on this one second, bro, Sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Wamp, make sure that all of the stage.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm thinking that pizza was maybe a bad idea. Why
I'm sweating.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Bro, Well yeah, yeah, I mean, it's always a bad idea.
But here's the reality though, here's what I keep thinking
about it.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I wish it would have been a little bit more
well done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I had to bring that.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't even care.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I wish it was a little more well done.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
What do you mean well done? I've always wondered because
I heard you could order pizza well done.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
What is a well done pizza? Like more crispy?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, like the ship that we got was just flop.
It could have been a little bit more firm.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh okay, yeah, actually yeah that would.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Make more sense. Yeah, because if you notice, you probably
even notice you ungrateful? Fuck I got extra cheese on
both pizzas.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh I did notice. I saw that when you sent
the receipt. I did, But I don't believe in doing that.
I feel like that's just you. Well, I feel like
they just charge you more money for the same ship.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
So I'm gonna tell you right now, I order that
same order minus the extra cheese on both and it's
the same fucking thing. So you just paid more money.
You got hustled. Don't order extra cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Maybe you know what, That's actually a really good point, bro,
because sometimes it's hit or miss.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, like, but it's it's all about who's who's actually
dumping the cheese. But some people are are heavy handed
and they're gonna dump one cheese anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Question.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm gonna get involved here now. I'm done now sending
novels and shit. Question for y'all. I okay. I'm a
big football guy, especially this time of year, Saturday Sunday,
and on the topic of pizza, I mean, let's be real,
every other commercial I feel on Saturday Sunday is either
pizza wings or fast food.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
And I have a lot of I have a lot
of chatter.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
With people about pizza. I want to know your guys'
personal opinion. Unfortunately, we fucked up the diet a little bit.
We just had some little Caesars. Little Caesars cut the
fucking check.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
It was cut the fucking check. Okay, yeah, look at
your mentions times.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Although your motherfuckers used to have what five dollars hot
and readies, we get it.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
You still a bargain today though.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Guys, you are sitting on your couch and you have
all the pizza access in the entire world.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
What is your fast food? Pizza?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Little ordering, hands down, little seasons.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Cut the check, the tubatan for check.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Vices, hold on real quick.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You are now known as the Mexican fabio because you
are fucking gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Bro beautiful, ahead and try that where you can't.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh, Bro, dude, those locks are fucking beautiful. Nice, nice, Jesus,
I bet you.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I bet your girl fucking yanks the ship out of
that hair. Broea pulls on it like like you just
got a bob. It's like a fucking mop.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
So it's weird when your hair is longer than your girls,
it's kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
That's that's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
How do you feel how do you feel about bob?
Though I used to not fun with them, then my
girl got it sexy. I can't lie, but it's like, yeah,
I mean my think is hardest thing. I'm really into
long hair, like your hair. Here's my thing with a
bob is I think not even.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
The right words the short hair.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Short hair is nice for like a short amount of time.
I feel like after a while I just kind of
over it. But here's the positive with all these extensions
and wigs and weaves and the ship that women.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Got going on.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, I'll take that's a great point.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Fixed ladies get the fucking bob. Just don't get fucking bangs.
I hate bangs.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Really, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
There's nothing worse than some ship fucking bangs.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Bro, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I would say.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
I would say like one out of ten women can
pull off fucking bangs. Oh, nine out of ten looked
like a complete ship.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Mom, let's let's time out because Chewy cut his face.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Bro, oh man, here we go. What happened?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Broed myself when I started bleeding, I was gonna say it.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Anyways, Well, back to the question the topic of hands.
Here's the thing. I love me a little seas. Okay,
but today I've tried. I tried the think crust. I
never tried that before me asking you that's a game.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I'm not gonna film while you're fucking bleeding everywhere.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm sorry, dude, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
A thin crust was a game changer.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
What else I like?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
I like Chicago style pizza, Bro? I like deep dish?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Is that because you're from Chicago?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Of course? I mean, is the fucking sky blue loves
a deep dish? I do like a deep dish. I
re thick a very But here's the thing, bro, you
get to get a small because you're only gonna have
one piece.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, but that's the thing, Bro, It's like it's that
you gotta order that. I should guess you again, Yeah, exactly.
It's gotta be like a Sunday so full, bro, because
after that where you.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Is the Monday morning ship is out of control so bad.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Also, the older I'm getting, Bro, the more I'm realizing
I'm lactose and talented and talented, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And talented intolerant?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
You mean, could you explain the jokes on?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay, I gotta get it. I get it. Okay, so
are you Here's my thing.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
I will say I do love an occasional little seas
although before probably like i'd say, maybe like six eight
months ago, I had a little Caesar's pizza bro in
like years on years on you Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I would say.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Today to day, today i'd probably go some Papa John's.
Fuck No, I do love some Papa Johns.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Not here, bro, you know what you know? What you know.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Pizza I do miss though, is the days of Pizza Hut,
the days of the Pizza Hut restaurant and the days
of the Pizza Hut buffet if you know, you know.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Pizza Hut buffet days.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I will say the one thing I do like about
Pizza Hut still that they do that Uh it's like
that family box or what big box. It's like thirty
bucks and you get you get the pizza, you get
the wings, and then you either and then you either
get either get the breadsticks or like the pasta.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
And you get the dessert sticks.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
But I'm gonna say right now, Pizza Hut went so
downhill ever since.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Did y'all even realize they had a patent on the
stuff crust no, they had a patent on stuff crust.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Do you know, I realize for years Pizza Hut was
the only one who was able to have stuff crust.
What do you think the other companies were just like,
now we can't, we don't want to do this.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Mis the wine talking of this is like facts, that's facts.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Pizza Hut created the stuff crust, they had the patent
on it.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That patent ran out.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Notice every you just ordered stuff crust from Little Caesars
stuff You're gonna tell me they just caught on to
how dope stuff crust is.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
No, you got me there.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
So for fucking years, Pizza Hut was the only one
who could make stuff crust.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Well, why did they just repatent it?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
What do you mean repatent You know how patent fucking works.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, it's like ten years and then it's over.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
With exactly that shit ran out.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Pizza Hut is now in the fucking wamp wamp every
other fucking company's now running stuff crust because why, that
was a fucking game changer. But that's the problem. Business owners.
Don't fucking rest on your laurels. Pizza Hut should have
kept fucking using the money that they were generating to
figure out what the next best shit is. How do
we keep making our pizza better? How do we make
our ingredients better? They slept on it. We got this

(07:57):
pattern where dope, they lost it. Now, who the fuck
order Pizza Hut?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
They do have, they got good bread sticks, So let's
talk about pizza.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
There's actually not one delivery distance to my house. So
that's why a lot of times I'll either do Papa
John's or Dominoes, and.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Dominoes fucking garbage.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Let me ask you this, why do you think Pizza
Hut there's not one in delivery distance?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Because they should.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Fair enough? Fair enough?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
But can we can we We still have not acknowledged
pizza has breasticks.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Those are pizza breasticks are good? Yeah, they do have,
Like yeah, there's thick.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
They got that garlic butter.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, like the little garlic butter thing. Dude, Yeah, yep,
I know. But the crazy bread at Little Caesars is
pretty fire too.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
It's good when it's it's it's it's baked.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
We gotta beat crust pizza.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Bro, I'm not it was soggy. Bro, I'm sorry it
was soggy. I was like it tasted good, but it
was like this is like this should have thrown it back.
I can love another five minutes, bro, that's my problem.
A little season still sponsorsship, but like, can I be
honest with our our Could.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
You imagine every time we filmed, we just had some
hot little seas just coming in.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Bro, that could be our life, little seas if you
quit playing games. I'll take out these shoes and put
a box right here so people don't know about.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Business, right QUI games?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Alright, guys, we're end up ordering more pizza. We could
keep talking about pizza. So let's keep it moving, all right.
So I'm gonna kick us off with a nice little
topic here. Let's do it, and you know I will.
I'll explain the topic and I'll let you guys kind
of dive in. I know you, I think you had
something to say on this. So we got a I
don't know if it was a it was a tweet

(09:45):
or a thread that was you know, viral, and then
basically all these different social media pages they decide to
post it on, you know, their pages, and uh, this
girl uh made the comment that if she is with
her man and they are walking in an establishment restaurant
bar whatever it is. And if he opens the door

(10:05):
for her and there is another woman walking in right
behind his girl, should he stay there and keep the
door open and open the door for another woman or
should he only open the door for his woman and
obviously go inside and like let her grab the door
for herself.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
So I want to hear you guys opinions.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
It bothered me immediately as soon as I saw it,
because you know the level of petty there is out there,
like I and I do this all the time.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't care girl or guy.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'll hold the door open more so for women, right
But if there's a guy coming to and I just
held this door open, I'm gonna hold it for him
to come on through.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
So the fact that someone shut up, the fact that
someone would be so petty to be like you hone
it an door for that bitch, it bothers me.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
It bothers me, I tell you right now, No, I mean,
here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I've opened doors for people, and when I don't get
a thank you, that ship pisses me off.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Jim.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
It happens all the time girls. Whatever, Bro, my headphones
are on before I get out of my car. They
stay on until I fucking get out of the park, right,
So it's like it takes I look back. I'm gonna
open it if they say something like cool things, bro.
But there's so many times bro that it just enrages me. Honestly,
for the one or two people guys and girls, I
don't I can't remember top of my head what it

(11:37):
was that made me this sour. I don't hold the
door for nobody, no more.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
M what about your girl?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, of course unless for hold hold unless like I'm
walking out and the next person's already holding, like ready
to hold it, I hold it. You gotta be armed
distance for me to hold the door.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, but acknowledging like I you're not a door man,
let me. I'm catching it. Yeah right, but okay, so okay,
it's interesting. Yeah, but so I don't care. I don't
mind holding it. But here's what I started doing. And
I'm proud of this.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
By the way.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
There's this time where I'm walking to the casino and
I'm opening a door and like, you know how casino is,
it's kind of like there's a lot of in and
out right.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, So I'm opening up the door, I see a
group of people coming out. What do I do?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'm a nice guy. I stand off to the side.
I'm just fly as fuck. They know I'm not a
door guy. Right I opened the door, you know, and
right right this way, and they're doing one of those
things where they're talking, laughing, taking their time coming through
the door. First one comes out, doesn't say shit, second
one comes out, doesn't say shit.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
They got a couple more people. What do I do.
It's a heavy ass door. I let that shit go, move.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
On to the next one, as you should, because I
ain't no one paying attention.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
And then what are they What are they gonna say
to me? Like we were walking, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
No, of course not, because they knew immediately when that
door hit Rebecca in the face, they knew they should
have said something. Yeah, So I felt good because I
walked in the next one.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I did one of these.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Have a good life, yeah, bro, So the the only
time this is actually funny. Bro. So we were me
and my wife and we're in the hotel I don't remember,
and we're in the elevator right, So it was me,
her and another couple. So we were on one side.
There on the other side, we we got to the
bottom floor and then like I was in front of her,
I let the couple go first, and but I was

(13:30):
just like, yeah, we're both getting out of this floor.
But she wasn't mad. But she was like, she's like,
don't ever let.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Other people and you deserve that.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
And I was like yeah, like I it was funny.
But then I was like you to look back, and
I was like for real, and then she was like, yeah,
like fucking let us go first. But that was the
only time where I was like, that's that's I guess. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I thought I was being polite.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
What do you think I mean? I didn't.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Do you think I did something wrong because the f
it was just a bitch in there, bro, and I
let her go. I guess there's another couple.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well, so here's what I'm gonna tell you, bro. From
my personal opinion, of course, you didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, but if your girl thinks he did something wrong,
you did something wrong.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, I don't know, because we're getting off on the
same floor.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You gotta you gotta sleep with the person who feels
like you did something wrong.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You fucked up?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, bro?

Speaker 5 (14:23):
I uh once again, grew up in Montana, and uh,
I want, I won't, I won't go any farther. But
uh so, my my, my grandma was very old fashioned,
and there's just certain there's like she's like So there's

(14:45):
just like certain things that my grandma was like, you know,
very strict on. Like my grandma's like, you know, hey,
like when you sit down at a dinner table, there's
no caps out at the table, there's no TV allowed
at the table. You you pray, you know, before you know,
you you have your meal. You know, you have to

(15:06):
take your plate to the you know, dishes. When you're done,
you have to clean your own plate. Like she's just
very like strict on shit. One of the things also
she was very strict on was opening a door.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
For a woman. And my grandma I remember.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
When she told me. She was like, a woman does
not touch a door handle. So she would be out
and I'd be like walking and I'd like, I'd like,
you know, me and Grandma are going to the store
or something, and I'd like, was young at the age,
so I didn't fucking know this shit, or I mean,
she told me, but it's not like I was aware, right,
So I'm like you know, running in the grocery store.
And I'd be going through the grocery store and I'd

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turn around and be like, where the fuck's Grandma at.
She was so ruthe she was so ruthless. She stood
outside and she would stand there until I came back
out and realized that I didn't open the door, that
I didn't open the door for her, and she had
she had fucking raise her hand like she's gonna backhand me.
She's like, she's like, she's like, what the hell is

(16:04):
this heaven? She's like a woman doesn't open a door.
Like you ran in, you forgot about me. You went
into get your food or get a soda or somewhere.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
And since I.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Still haven't fucking learned, but bro shut out. Like when
I when I seen this story, like reminded me of
my grandma, because like she was just so old fashioned
with it, like my grandma would even she would she
would like, like, let's say my grandpa was driving, she
would like they would park somewhere and she'd just sit there.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I was gonna ask you about that next.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, even getting out of the car.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
So if she got to somewhere, she would not get
out of the car by herself, she would sit there,
or if we went into somewhere, she would stand there
until the door was open.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
For But let me let me just say this, this
is why marriages used to work the fuck out so
much better because if your granddad was fucking pissed off at.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Grandma, what do you have doors today?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, So anyway, I just I just wanted to share
that story because it's it's like super interesting. But anyway,
I I feel, you know, personally, like I'm very similar
to you. Like if I'm opening a door and somebody's
coming in like behind me and there's like a group
of us, Like I'm the kind of guy like all

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stand there for a second. If there's like waves of
people coming, like I'll just stand there and like open
the door. Like to me, it's like it's like not
a big deal. But that woman reacting how she does,
Like that's a perfect example of what the fuck is
wrong with especially women in fucking society right now.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Like I feel like that, like that is just that's cringe.
That's cringe worthy behavior on like women, and I feel
that's a that's a huge trait that's actually going on
right now within women is women want to find any
and every reason to get fucking salty or pissed off
or like feel a certain way. So like I it

(18:11):
just it's petty behavior, right.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
But let me ask you this because here's one thing
that I noticed, and I'm curious to hear your guys
thoughts on it. I feel like most of the time, guys,
like if I don't know another guy, like I almost
give him a benefit of doubt, right, like maybe we
can be friends. Whatever he seems cool, whatever. I feel
like girls they start off almost on the opposite foot,
like they have hate towards each other, yeah, automatically, and

(18:33):
then it's like, wow, we're the same type of people.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Bitch, you're my bitch. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Well, I think it's it's it's part of just like
the nature of men and nature of women, Like men are.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Naturally like bros. Like you know, it's like a group
of guys, like if we all like, okay.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Let's say we all are at like a party together,
like most times guys will start bullshitting and talking to
each other and just shooting the shit or yeah, making conversation,
comment on your shirt or your shoes or fucking talk
about sports or something like shit like that.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Women, it's just like what you said.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
It's like they almost are finding any reason not to
talk to somebody or not, you know, to fuck with somebody.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Here's the perfect analogy.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Guys, relationship is innocent until proven guilty. Girls relationship is
how cops actually treat you.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, gets really guilty but proven until proven.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah. I wonder, like, I don't know cause I kinda
I don't really like like a like I kind of
like that my wife won't really just go up and
start talking to people. I'll be honest, like she's social
when she wants to. If it's a situation we walk into.
I'll give you a perfect example. Bro, we went to
see Hans Zimmerman. You know it is huh Yeah, he
was a t mobile right, yeah, so we got like

(19:53):
just like that nice. She said, hey, you want to
go on like fuck it? So we got sweet tickets
well for like forty bucks apiece nice a team mobile.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, so we go.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Now, my only experience at a sweep Bro's like it's
just us and maybe like another person, but it's it's
fucking huge, right, So I don't know what I'm walking into.
But we walk in like like the you know, we
get up there, I open the door and bro there's
like a corporate party going on in there. And I
was like, oh, we might be in the wrong one.
And then they were like, no, no, it's okay, like we
we only rented out half of it or whatever. I

(20:22):
don't even know they can do yeah either either. So
there's this maybe nine people in this corporate event, like
in the front where like the little bars or's a
little island, and then you walk down the stairs and
there's like these seats you've been up there like a yeah.
So it's like you know how, like they have like
the little phone question up there. There's like different couples
like us. So it's like two over there, two here,
two here, two here and there like yeah yeah, and

(20:44):
then this weird ass group over there. I was feeling
a little sick, so I'm like, I really don't feel
like fucking talking to anybody, but like I'm not gonna
be I'm not just gonna walk in uncomfortably. I'm like, hey,
how you doing, you know whatever? And it was really funny,
bro because we were the youngest people there. Bro By
like twenty years. All these guys are really old when
network no no, no, I know, I know, so like
we're just but you imagine you walk into a room

(21:04):
board's packed, like there's really nowhere for us to go,
and I'm kind of like a bigger dude, and like
I'm kind of like I don't like I don't know
where to because it was we walk in and then
we're just met with all these people and they're all
staring at us. Yeah, and I was like, this is
fucking weird. So I'm like, hold on, So we went outside,
you know. Once in the bathroom, I'm like, we got
to like kind of game plan. I gotta deal with
that because there's you can't walk anywhere. It's super uncomfortable. Anyways,

(21:25):
when we walk in there, this guy just comes up
to me, his older guy. I think he was the
person who was like he's from here, listening like Lake Lovelas.
He was like, hey man, how are you doing, Like
you know, yeah, sorry, we only rented out half, but like,
you know, please feel free. We order food, like please
help yourself whatever. I'm like, oh no, I appreciate it.
Thinking and we just I started going back and forth,
but it was like, if that dude didn't do that,
I don't think in that situation, I would have gone

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up and been like, hey, how's everybody doing, because I'm
like walking into their party?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Does that make sense? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
But it kind of surprises me about you because I
didn't feel good though, like I'm still kind of like
a little sick. But I was like, but you're always sick,
so it's like that's even more surprise.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Now you're surprised by you.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
But it was. It was really weird.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
But any other time, I know, I'm all fucked up,
greasy ass hair.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I washed it today, try again, Yeah, thank.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
You, but it was Yo, what kind of shampoo you
got in that?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Can I be?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Girls, it's a little Cora shampoo once a week.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Really, so so that's legit.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Week is probably a little too like not frequent. It's
about every every like two or three days. But bro,
look at these girls. We think, do you get this
ship by watching it every other day?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Close?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Take a noodle?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Bro, fucking goldilocks from dreads bro. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
But anyways, yeah, that was that was uncomfortable. Yeah, I
guess to go back. I don't. I'm kind of okay
with like because if I was not in that mood
of not talking to people, and then my wife right
away is just like, hey, how you doing. I'd have
been like, fuck, I don't really want to do that.
Does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
But it's so interesting because I like, I don't know,
maybe maybe that's how my girl feels when we go places,
but like I'm not social every party.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
My wife is almost uncomfortable because I'm so like that too.
Does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
But I just never even considered her feelings because it's
like I'm gonna have a flash.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Yeah, you're along for the ride, but you wouldn't feel
weird if like you walk in and then right away
she's she kind of took that role.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Bro, help me break some ice in here so that
way this boy comes through.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah that is true, you.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Know what I mean, Like I wish I had that that,
you know, always I'm like supporting bro Batman Robin yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Because right now I'm carrying the team for sure.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well I'm over here, like she's over here, like yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. And then what about you,
you like being the fucking Yeah, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Definitely the only in the group.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm I'm that kind of person,
bro like I have, like I don't even know how
to describe it. I mean, like if if I walk
in a room and like if I know that I'm
obviously like invited or like supposed to be there, Yeah,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna shake hands, I'm gonna shake hands,
kiss babies.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
You know I'm gonna, but you're of course. Yeah. So
I mean, I think it's like one of those things.
It's one thing walking.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Into a room that like, okay, did I like, am
I supposed to be here? Not supposed to be here?
But like a sweet situation. I think I do understand.
I do understand where you're coming from, because it's like
they're they have part of the suite, you have part
of the suite.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
It's kind of awkward, but it's super Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
I guess I'm the kind of person that, like, I
don't I don't like like weird social like awkward interactions.
So so my like my philosophy is is the quicker
that I start talking to people and like introduce myself
like less awkward, the less awkward is gonna be So

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it it's it might be awkward for like maybe a
minute or so, like trying to figure out like who
should I talk to or like who's in charge here?
Like where, you know, where do I kind of begin?
But it's like one of those things you just kind
of gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
That makes me think of a great question for y'all,
because have y'all ever been like party crashing here in
Vegas specifically like big corporate events.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Apparently I did it last weekend.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, well, but that's what I mean, like shit like that. Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
So, like, for example, me and my buddy, like we
used to whenever we were out and about if we
saw stuff going on, because there's stuff happening everywhere in Vivas, right,
we would just try and see if we can get
away with attending. So we ended up walking into the
Brooklyn Bowl one night, and this was before the Sphere
was built, but this was the Sphere launch party. Like

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so all of the corporate people. We end up being
in there with the bowling, the open bar and all
this stuff, and like we're just playing along, right, because
we walk up to the door and they're like, oh,
are you here for the Sphere? Yep, that's uh. They
let us in and we go back there. We made
it about a good hour and a half in before
were like people are looking around like these.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Guys you know that. Yeah, but who cares? We got
kicked out?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yeah it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
But that's actually that's like that's like it's like wedding crashers,
like wedding crashers.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
But like the Vegas version, what does it matter?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I'm trying to think, like I've bro so at this
event while you think of that one dude. We So
there's like a bar for when you go upstairs to
the sweets, and then they had like this food section
so at when we went to the bathroom, I was like, oh,
I wonder if that's just for like people who got
the sweets. Right, So we get a drink and then
there was not a lot of people over there, bro,
but they had brisket. They had many cheeseburgers. Love many cheeseburgers.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Who spread like, I'm like, let me go see what's
going on there. So we go, Bro, I have a plate,
Kim has one. I think I have two. We're going
like oh yeah. And then we get to the brisket
and the ladies hispanically so I'm like, I say hi
in Spanish. That's always my ice bread older Hispanish and
I was like, and she's like, she's oh, like how

(27:08):
are you? And then she's like she kind of leans
over and she's like, you don't have one of these.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
And you like my mom? And I was like, but
I got one of these five spots.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I was just like, I was like huh. And she's like,
you gotta have one of these to be in there.
She's like, you gotta. She's like, go before they see you,
but take the food with you. Yeah, so we fuck
run this way, bro. But it was so funny because I,
like I told him, I was like, dude, how the
fuck do we just walk into a place that obviously
like there's an event going on here. We're over here now,
we're not supposed to be here. I'm like, let's just leave.
Yeah the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
I was you know how some of these uh you
know how some of these hotels have these like like uh,
I don't know, they're like, you know how some of
these hotels have like these like reception rooms where a
lot of these like people like they'll get married at
like you know hotel then have like the wedding reception
in one of those rooms we used We used to

(27:58):
do that all the time. It's like we would be
like big hotels where there'd be like you know, multiple
different convention style rooms, you know, ship like that, and dude,
we're just we just slide into the fucking wedding party.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
They'd have like open bar, they'd have fucking like a
bunch of food and ship like and.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Everyone's fucked up and they know everyone.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Any I would be like, Yo, I'm with I'm with
cousin Vinnie, like just you know, fucking just like lying
out of my ass like I've done that. Actually a
hell of times, like different like weddings or even like
different events where you could see like it's like it's
like open style like buffet or you know, like open bar,
ship like because.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
People you just fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, you know everyone's meeting.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah, he's like yeah Frank, you know, you know, Frank
invited me and then you like point over there or something.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
It's like you're just fucking.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Fu dis bag. Bro.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
The thing with this ship, bro, is I walked into
a room full of bibies, old forty fifty year old
bbies yea. So it was like, imagine me bro walking
like this old lady bro. She looked like she know,
like the world record were eyes pop out, just staring
at me like this. She came up to me too,
she was like Hi, I'm are you so uh sweet nineteen?

(29:07):
And I was like yeah, and then she's okay. And
then that's when the guy came over and was like no, no, no,
they're supposed to be like bitch.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Well, so I'm saying you needed to start off with
that awkward with ras I already I know, but I
wanted to to to I should have, right, I'm.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
So glad the puke to clean up is right over.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
All?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Right, yeah see, but that's what she should have started
off with.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Racism. Have you ever been in a situation like that
where like somebody I guess, uh, somebody aws you, no,
somebody like how do I explain?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Where You're in a room and you know this.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Person, right, like you get invited to like a party whatever,
and other people there are maybe more successful or like
more important than you, and then but you're also in
the room because that person invited you, and it's like
it's kind of like, uh oh, how do you know
you know so and so? And I was like, oh,

(30:07):
I'm a barber, and they're like, and you like, oh,
I'm his doctor or something. Have you ever been in
a situation like that. I'm trying to I want to
tell this story what I was saying, not with.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
That like I get what you mean now, I guess,
not with that level of like variants, because it's like
I'm friends with that person, but I get what you're
talking about. It's like, oh, I'm fucking I'm his landscaper.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah, that one is. Yeah, that's a few times. That's interesting.
But I'm like, no, I'm here too, bitch. I got
did you get an early invitation? Right? All right? Yeah,
I forgot the way you're in the way the snacks.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
But that's interesting though. It's interesting that you even see
it in that capacity.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Well.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
No, it's because like someone asked me, like, oh, how
do you know so and so? And I was like, oh, yeah,
for a few years, i'm you know, I'm a barbar
and then yeah, but that's.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
When you have to embellish on it, right, Like I mean,
some people would say I'm his best friend, but you
know I mainly cut his hair.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Oh yeah, but this is again like I here's like,
here's the thing, but I feel like I'm fucking eighteen
years old. But I know I don't look that way.
But I also feel like I kind of have a
young face when I get around people that are like
thirty forties. Bro, I feel like I look a lot younger.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
So it's like, nope, you're there, relax, no put me,
put me next.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
To him, bro, come on, no, you you better.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I think I think you look older than me. Bro,
you better start at the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
You better start getting over that because pop bay, it's
coming tomorrow. Relax, start acting your age.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I do, but I'm saying like I but because inside I.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Still feel like a little I know that's yeah, that's
the vitamin tea talking.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I know That's what I'm saying though, But you have
to get over that and start bucking up your chest,
Like don't you think.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
You think I fucking go into a room like this, Yeah? Yeah,
why walking with presents? Yeah, eighteen year old zing I'm inside,
I'm like, ohh' starting outside of whisk over and they're like.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Hey, guys, I want to switch that topics here real
quick over to I actually have another thing that she's
very passionate about food. But che' is also very passionate
about uh this next topic, and it's uh.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Feet.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Okay, So to you, being a feet guy and Lucas
just in general, I have a question for you. I
have a question for y'all. Is feet a make or
break with a girl? And then I'll tell you the backstory.

(32:43):
I know the backstory, but here's what I'm gonna say.
It can't be like World War two trench foot right, Like,
you have to have decent feet. But if they're like
perfectly pedicured and ship like that, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
You don't care. If there's yeah, they're they're not.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It looks like it looks like they're throwing up fucking
gang signs.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Feet are doing a sue woo. It can't look like
you've been kicking fireworks after life.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Feet up, bro, you gotta you can't even take those
feet to California, Brona get ships.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Are doing.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
This suit. We got problems.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
I don't know how to do all that ship Okay,
So let me get the backstory a little bit.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Fucking old boy.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Old boy takes this girl out on about two three
dates that they have, they have a great old time.
You know, they went out, they had a little date
night that had some drinks. After a couple of dates.
He he did not go home with her, She did
not go home with him. They kept a pretty casual,
nice job, bro, you're a fucking gentleman.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I would have tried to bag after three days.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
But but what he does do, instead of you know,
easing kind of into like the sleeping with each other,
like maybe going home with.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Each other, he just goes straight to say, hey, let
me take you on a little weekend getaway.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Bay Case takes takes her on, takes this girl on
a little you know, a smart, little little live bay
Case Destined, Florida, a little getaway.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Okay, so it takes it, takes takes her to Dustin.
So they go out.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
They had a beautiful day in Destin. They're out on
the beach. They have some you know photos on the
beach together. They're they're kissing, romantic, just just a nice,
fucking casual, you know day in DestinE. Bay Case and uh,
they they go back up, they go back up the
hotel room, and you know, things are getting a little
a little heated, and I guess she starts, you know,

(34:45):
having a little fun in the room, and she's taking off,
you know, taking off a little bit of the clothes
and starts she starts dancing a little bit and pop
lock and dropping it, doing her thing, get getting busy,
and you know, like this, the shoes go off. We
I don't know if it was I don't know if
she had socks on. I don't know if she had

(35:06):
like little something that covered the toes. And apparently this
guy must have like this like feet phobia or something,
because I'm not gonna lie, bro Okay, let me let
let me, let me say what happened.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
First. I guess he's seen the toes.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
He's seen he's seen the toes, and his mood just
completely changes. Okay, his mood completely changes. Not only does
he like completely get out of the mood, but he
like flipped the script on her completely fucking changes everything,
starts going off on her about how she was a

(35:49):
catfish and how she looks nothing like this that and whatever.
He was obviously like, if she was really a catfish,
he wouldn't have hung out with her another two times
after the original date, plus taking her Florida.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
But unless, unless, he was going based off of the
pictures of her toes.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Yeah, so, but it sounds like just the first time
you've seen your toes. That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
That's why he's like, yo, you catfish me. The pictures
I saw of them goodies were like this.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
So I guess this guy learned one thing when when
you start the online dating apps, you can't just ask
for you know, pictures of you know, the whole face
and everything. If they don't got the feet posted, you
got asked for the feet picks. I guess with this guy.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
See, here's what the shoe he got.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
He got real real, heated, twisted, and he dipped or
actually yeah, so check this out.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
No, no, he didn't send her back. He fucking left.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
This chick had no money to get home, so he
had to She had to call her mom to fucking
buy her a plane ticket to get her home because
he left her. He I mean, can we get this
guy in the pod that's Internet, find this motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Let's get you on the pod, hit the email, hit
the Instagram. We want to hear your side of the store. Yes,
only send us a DM. Only yours matters, bro.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, because I'm I'm kind of feet picks matter.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Bro. I here's what this guy fucked up. And I
never thought about this until you brought up the beach date.
I feel like, because I don't know, I mean, I
don't really go looking, but do girls post their feet
on thissagramma?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Ship? No?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
But let's be real, like, if you're on the beach,
wouldn't it be a red flag if they If a
woman doesn't have her feed.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Out, she's wearing combat boots.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
I was gonna say, like, like, what is she wearing
like boots? I mean I guess she could be in
like some sneakers. Yeah, I mean some sneakers would be okay,
but still, like you go to the beach, like you
go to the beach, and like you eventually are like
even if you wear even if you wear sneakers to
the beach, you're eventually gonna take your shoes off.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
She's wearing crops or something like a covered toe shoe.
I guess s shoe man. Okay, whatever, But here's the thing,
if you're if you're true, this is advice for people.
I never thought about this, but I just came numb
with some ship.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
If you're truly a feet guy.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
And you have no idea what this bitch's toes look like.
You have to take her on a picnic or something
like a beach day.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Let's still get up here kind of see.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, medicure on the second date.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, and then on this on the second as they
could look.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
On the night of the second as to suck them
just suck.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
When you said that you don't they look like when
you said you don't care how how if their manicure
or not. Have you ever felt a foot right after mannicure.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
So fucking smooth?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
They're so soft?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh boy, here we go.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
No, no, no, I'm just saying, like.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Queen or.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
A lifestyle, it's it's a fetish.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
So as your weekend, it's pretty good, you know. Sucked
on some toes, big big toes.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
I mean I've never I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, I can't bro no, listen, with all due respect,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Are you feel ugly?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
No, I wouldn't say that, but it's not saying but
there's there's a level of detail that I just don't
I don't even pay attention, so I wouldn't know if
they're the best looking feet on earth, because I'm not
into feet like you. You know, what I mean, like,
you're weirdly obsessed with feet? Yeah, yeah, I mean you
bring it up almost every episode.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I didn't bring this one up.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Heated you love that he brought it up.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
So you notice I talked second, you went first.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh, I know you went you went first.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
But yeah, I don't know. I guess uh important.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I think it's you know what, real quick, I'm looking
at her feet right now.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
They're not even that bad, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
But they're not even that bad.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
But poor thing.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
I mean, she might have a couple of she could
use a little bit exactly, she could use a little shoey,
she could use a little tope.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Why don't you explain what horrible that?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Those aren't?

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Like?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
These pretty bad?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
See?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
How okay? Like is it that like the toes are
what like how long?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
It's just not a pretty food? Jesus, are you looking
at the same money he's looking at these?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Yeah, yeah, I don't respect to this Chiga.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
I wouldn't like stop talking to her, but I would
be like, let's keep our socks on.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, I mean, there might be other reasons why I'm
not attracted to her, But at the end, of the day.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
That might be the straw that broke the chemel's back.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, that could be a straw, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
But it's like, yeah, yeah, but here's here's what I
will say too, Like a woman who keeps up with
all of the aspects of her appearance usually is more
overall aesthetically pleasing.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Right, So it's like if the toes are four out
of ten, where else is lacking, you know what I mean.
So there's that aspect, But for me, it's not the
deal break her. Right, Like if if in my opinion,
everything else is perfect and she had no manicured toes, right,
like a chip toenail.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
You know what I mean, maybe a.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Gig side for that's a deal break for me. I'm sorry, guys, shallow.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Okay, Okay, we're gonna okay, we're getting off the toes.
They're like this, We're getting.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Off the fucking sie woop toes. She catches show. Okay, guys,
moving on from the toes. All right, We're we're trying
to back to food real quick.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
So there's a lot of toes. There's a lot of
food and uh yeah, this is this interesting episode.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Okay, So this episode went down, of course.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Okay, so we've we've we've talked about this in a
in a similar aspect on here before, but this one's
it's a slightly different spin on it. Okay, So four
guys go out to dinner. It was a it was
a viral video, four guys go out to video. Four
guys go out to dinner.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
The tab was five hundred and ninety six dollars. Okay,
so it was for the four guys.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
They had a they had a whole, they had they
had a bunch of drinks, they had a bunch of
food shareable stuff for the table. Hold nine bill comes.
The one guy of the four grabs the bill. He
starts doing the I had this, I had this, I
had this. My bill is, uh sixty nine dollars and

(42:36):
thirty two cents. He calculated it down to the cents,
and uh, there's basically this whole viral video that goes
out and you know, everyone's chiming in on. Okay, Hey,
is he wrong for paying for his little exact portion?
Should he have put in that exact amountain plus tip?

(42:58):
Should he have just split it four ways? Should one
guy just pick it up and the next time another
guy picks.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
It up in the group, Well, how does it work?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Pick up?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
For four?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Well, well, I mean, listen, listen, here's here's how I
feel about it. This is very simple, cutting dry for me.
So if someone wasn't already going to pick up the
whole tab, then I would assume the other three guys
were down to split. Let this asshole get his fucking
petty shit out of the way, We'll split the rest,
and then fucking call it a night and never invite

(43:32):
this fucker out again. Well what if they had plans
to go do shit after I'm not kicking, I'm not
okay at the end of the day. Then listen, he's
gonna you're standing back there, you know what I mean? Like,
cause that's already just such a weird energy, bro. Like,
if we're trying to go out and have a good time,
I don't want to think about the dollars. You're making
me think about the dollars, now, you know what I mean? Like,

(43:53):
that's the reality, that the reason why most of the time, like, yeah,
we just went out for my boy's birthday, right and
we're down on Main Street. The first tab that comes,
I'm meeting a bunch of people that I've never even
met before I pick up the first tab.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Why it breaks everyone loose of this, like, well what
did everyone order? Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I picked up the tab, doesn't matter. The next place
someone else picked it up and they're covering me. The
next place someone else picked it up, I'm getting covered again.
It all ends up working.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
It's that's really it's not risky, it's it is what
it is.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
If I have to end up, I'll pay for this one.
If I end up having to pay my portion on
the next one, it is what it is. But then
I know if I'm with my people or not. It's
a better investment for me to figure out if I
want to kick it with you moving forward or not.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I like that, Yeah, But like if if being around
people that you don't know and picking that up, That's
where I don't know if I would because I've done
that before and.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I don't think in the ass one time.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, But I mean at the.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
End of the day though, like I still think of
it like a learn it's it's I invest to figure
out how quick I'm gonna have a good relationship or
a bad relationtionship with people.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
A hundred.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Let's say let's say that tap ends up being two
three hundred dollars. It's much easier for me to spend
the two to three hundred dollars to just figure out
are we really cool? Are you reciprocating you know what
I'm doing for you or not? And then if not,
then great, Now I know you are dead to me. Yeahah,
that's how I work, bro, and it works very good
in my life.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
We let's do this shit quick because I'm not scared.
We'll make more money, right, we got.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
This shit coming in?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
What it is?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm with you,
but like, I also don't want to spend five hundred
bucks sudden.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
It was my boys' birthday. I was I was gonna
say I was planning on going out to spend some
money on him.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, if I'm spending it for his other friends that
he whatever, that's what he would think. I think.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Here's what it comes down to is these people I
I kind of have this whole model. Like, so I
have some guys that I do like New Year's trips with,
and we do quite a bit of other stuff together,
and we just we have this like a green between us.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Like what goes around comes around, Like that's just our model.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Like if we're out, like someone picks up a dinner here, Hey,
you pick up a dinner next time. Hey, you know
you're gonna buy a table here, You're gonna buy this here.
Like what goes around just kind of comes around. So
I think it comes down to, like number one, are
these people that you're out with? Are these people you
hang out with like on the regular? Right, Because like

(46:25):
let's say it's like us three. Okay, if like we
go out to dinner tonight and I buy dinner, I'm
gonna buy dinner. And then I just assume that the
next time that we go out to dinner, Lucas is
gonna buy dinners.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Because you already know how it is with those Yeah, yeaheah,
there's no thinking when it comes to like that. Yeah,
it's so.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I think it's so.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I think that's to me where my head is is like, Okay,
are these people that I hang out with on like
the regular?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
And if that's the case, yes, Like let's.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Make it easy because like I'm gonna be honest, like
I go to a lot of fine dining as well,
there's nothing. There is nothing more frustrating than going to
a fine dining restaurant to me than splitting a tab
like fucking hello.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Ways because because because it's like it's like.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
One of those situations, bro where it's like if you're
at fine dining and you're spending large amounts of money
at a dinner. If one person can't pick up a
tab at a fine dining restaurant, your ass should not
be there. You should be at home. You should be
eating little fucking Caesars guys the way to put a sponsorship.
But what I'm saying is pizza is like you should

(47:35):
not you should not be out like at a fine
dining restaurant. So that's my take is number one. What
goes around comes around, well yeah, and like like you know,
just to pick it out any more, lastly, just early,
really quick. The last thing I'll say is I think
it is absolute bullshit. If you're out with a group
of people, I'm sorry, but I don't care if if

(47:56):
we are going to split, like let's say right now,
like all of us go out and we are gonna
split dinner. If we split dinner, we I'll be damned
if I'm like oh, well, you know I had chips,
but you didn't have chips, and you ate you ate
some wings, but then.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
He didn't eat wings.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
So it's like saying, this guy like, let's say the
bill is like one hundred and fifty bucks, where we
all should just pay fifty bucks. I'll be god damned
if if Chewie's like, well, I didn't have any fucking
chips and guac, so I'm only gonna pay forty two dollars.
And then Lucas is like, well, I didn't have any
chicken wings, so I'm only gonna pay if you know,
like that's.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
That's my exact point. I do not like the I
think the least fun of going out is math. Yeah yeah, right,
So I want to avoid figuring out who owes what.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
So if it ever got to that point where someone's like,
oh well, I okay, listen, I'm gonna take over this tab,
I don't want to hang out with you anymore like that.
That's kind of the way I am. And but to caveat,
because you're right right, you do go to like these
fucking really high end restaurants. I'm not picking up a
fucking three grand tab for assholes that I don't know
are ever going to reciprocate it, right, Yeah, But what

(49:08):
I'm saying is like where we were going was like
downtown Main Street area, right, four or five of us guys,
the tab was coming out to like four or five
hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Like it wasn't that bad, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
So it's like that I'll do for that amount of people,
and it's just like, I don't even want to think
about it. It's not big enough for me to worry about.
And luckily I know the group that I'm hanging out with,
they were reciprocating. You know what, The next guy buys
at the next place, next guy buys in the next place.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
It worked out.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Yeah, I think I said this last time. I I
when the when the check is the table, if like,
especially if I'm with my wife and we're with other couples,
I give it three seconds. Well it comes here, you
go whenever you guys already want two?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Three?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Just right?

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Everybody doing this shit?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Right?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Can we talk about the last time that we got
hose bro we went to dinner and grab drinks and
stuff or now.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
That was your people Bro, that's on y'all.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I got a finess like I don't want something.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Well, yeah, I don't even want to go there.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Did you know I spent four hundred and well, it
was like five hundred and fifty for twelve shots tequila?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Hobber.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Oh bro, did did you ever get that resolved? I did?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Yeah, Bro. So I gave this bitch like yeah, yeah,
cash and yeah, the whole thing was in my card.
I was like, I got this, bro, she fucking tried
to get me, bitch. I wasn't that drunk. Uh no,
like the fucking GM even He's like, no, no, I'll
be right back right away. Yeah it was. It took
like a week, but yeah, I got my money bot. Yeah,
but uh yeah, so, actually I forgot about the cash.

(50:38):
Was it was like it was probably six hundred five
shots a tequila.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I mean, but that's low key your fault, bro.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
I was under the assumption, like we all were, we're
getting paid.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
For when you well, yeah, yeah, bro, I got gang
banged at the first spot. You got gang banged at
this I honestly forget bang.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
I honestly forgotten that we were even there, that I wondered, Yeah,
I don't think I forgot.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Yeah I would have been how much were it? No,
I don't, I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
It doesn't matter because I wasn't thinking about it either,
like you weren't thinking about.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
How I was like, I'm getting the table over there.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah, and I, well, what do you mean where we No,
because I wasn't thinking about the first one, because I
was like, okay, whatever, it's a couple hundred dollars, we're
going to Carbone. We're gonna fucking like fucking kings whatever
you know, for a free right. But that's what I mean,
So I'll pay them, like I'm good.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yeah, That's why I was very I was very like,
oh yeah, bro, like two rounds of shots? What do
you want some someoney? Cool?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
But and once again, this was all under the pretense
like you guys at least covered them the last time,
and they're extra people because I wasn't even a part of.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Them at that time.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
No, no, no, yeah, oh you didn't go you were
with us during that time?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Oh yeah, Oh I didn't know. I thought it was
before me. I was just checking the score for checking
us out again. Make sure to subscribe right now. Peace.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
No, he we we went to to uh he did
the podcast with us, but you didn't go because you
were about to.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Get your remember oh oh is that one?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Yeah? Yeah, we went to to Toko and then you
dam missed and then oh but we got you. Next
time we come out car bonus. I know it's just
get us a Rezi. You got the first rings. I
paid six hundred dollars and I still have to pay.
We still have to pay for dinner. Yeah, absolutely atrocious.

(52:34):
I wish you guys would have talk to more about
that beauty if fun not your bitch, Anthon, I was boys,
We're good, Anthon. Hi, how are you liking these new
light setups?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Like the lights?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah, it's nice Bro.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Forward and back. Yeah, some fucking next level production in
this bitch.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Next thing, you know, we're gonna be moving on to
the MGM stage. Hope y'all can see us down there
on the strip.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
We'll see you on the next one. Peace.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Alright, let's chat about that anyway,