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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh we're back. Damn, I look good? Oh what back?
What though? Back?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
In his bit, it's good to be bad. It's good
to be back, Bro, it's made. But that is cool.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm sorry that I didn't just have a Brady moment
cut my shirt off like you.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I had.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You did that before after.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Japan, after my guy was inspired out there. Bro, Yo,
did you have the haircut out there? Yes? I did,
Grandpa Goes.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I just gotta tell you, brood Yeah, Kawasaki kwaak, Grandpa
Goku hooked it up so good.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
He was in there massage and yeah, bro, yeah, I
had the hot towel. Bro.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
He came in there with some like I think it
was yucalyptus, and just.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like, Bro, I want to hear about everything. Bro. So
if you guys don't follow us on Instagram number one,
you're tripping. You gotta follow everybody right here. Lucas was
in Japan for how long?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Two weeks?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And it looked like you had I mean you you
were strolling the second you got on the plane.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Bro. Bro, Yeah, I never pour my I literally I
literally had to pause my entire life, stop my jade,
my day job, the whole nine just to watch your stories.
My guy posted more in two weeks than he has
in his entire true life. Bro. His stories were like
(01:19):
nine and thirty seven per day. Bro. I felt like Bro,
I was literally point.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I was like I was right there with him.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I wanted my people to be there with me, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But instead I was comfy on my couch, not swiping
my fucking card like you. Bro. My guy was going
crazy out there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But it was worth it, man, Everything was worth it.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So like, culturally it's a different place, right because it's
a very respectful culture.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So it was funny because I mean though everybody was Yeah.
So it's like everywhere you go, like the subway, Right,
you're on the subway, no one's talking, bro, Everyone's just
quiet on their phone to themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Already, don't like yeah why so it's quiet.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's quiet, but it's just because like they're not gonna
talk loud and bother you.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's what it's about.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So it's like everyone's super respectful, yes, super respectable.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
For example, that like people will get plastered.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You would love to people get fucking plastered. You know,
the can pass out on the street. People will like
cover you up. You're not getting robbed or anything. People
will take care of you. They'll leave one great.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yes, it's great.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yes, it's like different fucking culture.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Bro, And what do you so? I always, I guess
I go to a lot of like you know, like
Asian spots, Korean spots, like they always serve. There's always
like I don't know what kind of beers you call them.
I call them just like Asian beers or like different
like Asian beers. And then like like like listen, like
different Asian like draft beers. And then and then I
(02:46):
sold you like like a lot of sold you a
lot of sake, like sold you in sake mainly. Yeah. Yeah.
Do they serve Like does anyone out there drink like
whiskey or tequila?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, dude, Japanese whiskey is a big thing and it's
fucking delicious, brok. So you go to these bars and
it's all high end and they take care of you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Everywhere you go is like just they give a fuck,
Like there was some of our favorite restaurants there. When
you get done, they all, like the whole staff come
out and bow as you leave, like.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's just like yes, Wow, bro, it's a different now
that's what you call hospitality. Yes, yeah, bro, hospitality bro.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So well, going back to the when people like are
drunk on the like on the street, I read something
I don't know if if you ever asked anybody over
there about it, but I guess that it's like kind
of like customary and like businessmen that you kind of
like have to not like you have to get that
fucked up, right, but like if Boston man says we're going,
we're getting fucked yeah, like you it's no yes or no, yeah,
you're coming.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's so that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
So once you like it's almost like a rite of passage. Right,
So if you're going out with your colleagues, if you
commit to going out once you have committed to every
time they want to go party, which is every fucking
night you're coming and you're getting blacked out and drunk,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's no there's no in between.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
There's not a i'm gonna call it short tonight. It's
five am, bitch, or you're fired though I mean yeah,
I mean it is until it's.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Not like what happens when you're just like no more
drinking probably fun for like a week.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And yeah, everyone's so cool. At the office, they're.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Like did you do job? So like when you were
out there, like where do you stay at? Did you
stay at like hotels or like airbnb style stuff or
like what you do?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, so we we only stayed at hotels.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
The hotels are a little.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Bit different because they're all like smaller, like you have
what you need in these rooms, like there's bed, shitter, shower,
and like you put your luggage.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Under the bed.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah it's tight, okay, did you because.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Isn't there aren't there? Like some places really strict to whards,
like if you have tattoos, you can't stay there.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, well not not about staying there, but so they're
called on sense, right, So like the natural hot springs.
In the culture of Japan, if you have tattoos, you're
you're looked at like yakuza, the Japanese mafia, right because
those are the only people who have tattoos, is yakuza.
So if you have tattoos, there's tattoo friendly and non
tattoo friendly. Obviously, the tattoo friendly is more for like
(05:16):
their understanding that tourists fucking have have tattoos. But there's
a lot of places that are still like no, no tattoos. Interesting,
you can't you can't have your tattoos exposed if you're
in the on sense. So there's they even have like
a lot of ship where you can cover up your
tatts and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wow, bath houses are not Yeah, he's right, no, no, no,
who goes to Japana doesn't shower with a bunch of men.
Was that's the whole point of going to Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'll save that for you,
my guy.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
How fast i'd be like, fuck it, let's go. Would
you do about?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We had our own private one, Like so the room
that we rented that was probably one of the dopest rooms.
That was actually the only big room that we had.
But it was in a place called the Tommy and
there's natural hot springs everywhere, and so they had a
bunch of the like bathhouses where I can go fucking
hang out with naked men. But we had one on
our balcony, so we got to fill it up with
fucking natural hot spring.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Water and whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No ship. Yeah that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, I think
I take that one more than yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you flew in from here.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
We we left from here to to Denver, from Denver
to Paris, Paris to Tokyo.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Jesus, Yo, how is that? Were you first class on
all flights? Yo? How is how is some flying first class?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That was a question. I mean, bro, we saw fifty
thousand stories and just flights.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Bro, It's it's such a dope. It's an awesome fucking experience.
But so the downside is like, to fly anywhere else
not first class is fucking difficult.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But it's just like that's what they always say, is like,
if you can fly first class, fucking different, Fly first
class one time, get the experience, and after that, you're
never gonna fly unless you can fly first class. Dude,
experience is just so much better.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I was well rested, you were your whole fucking shit
turns into a bed. You sleep, you stretch, you do
more champagne, more fucking whiskey, more whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I was more full on the flight than I was
the entire trip. In Japan, they just feed you constantly.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You were just drinking, eating, sleeping.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Have you ever going first class?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, firstly. I mean but here's the thing though,
there's like there's levels to first class, like I've obviously
done like like first class on you know, across the
US or you know, things like that. But like a
lot of a lot of the first class flights within
the US besides, I mean there's certain ones. A lot
of those are just it just the bigger you know,
(07:46):
it's just the double seats essentially. It's like, you know,
two seats versus three, more leg room, a little more
more spacious, bigger armrests. Like a lot of the first
class in the US is just that the whole like
uh like business class business suites kind of set up.
Like a lot of those are for like the longer
flights where it's like.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So, dope, you noticed the flight, bro, Yeah, like yeah,
I could have stayed on that plane another three days.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Dark didn't haven't even known? Because so what was your
longest flight? I assume from from to Paris? No? No,
to Tokyo? Really yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, So from from Denver to Paris was nine hours.
From Paris to Tokyo was twelve.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It was only nine hours to Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Fuck, it's all Usually people do it from New York,
right That cuts out three hours right there too. So
that's like six.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It was right over the Pacific pretty much. And then
the little past fucking.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, ship, let's go to Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, Patties, No, I don't know Paris is cool.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
He's only I was a foreign exchange student in Paris. Actually,
the only thing he knows about Paris is getting nightfel towered.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Coffee, Yes, dude, It's it's so true. Like just their bread.
You go to a bakery, They're fucking everywhere, right, You
go to any bakery and you're gonna have the best
bread you've ever fucking had in your life, just regular
ass bread.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And how much way did you gain in that two weeks?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So I'm up right now, I'm about seven pounds over
where my where I need to be, So now I'm
grinding back. So okay, so let's talk a little bit
about the downsides of the trip, right. I am a
big sushi person. I fucking love sushi. I was always
cool with Ramen. I really like Ramen after being there,
(09:39):
but I'm gonna tell you right now the downside is
I literally got to a point where I was like,
I want anything fucking else because everything you eat there
is sushi or ramen, and there's yeah, well yeah, so
with the exception, there's a couple of places that do
different things. And what I will say, everything there that
we had was fucking amazing. Like I had some of
(10:02):
the best pizza I've ever had in my fucking life.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I crave it every fucking day. I could eat it
all day every day there. Well, on pizza pizza in Japan.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yes, because it doesn't matter what it is. I don't
care if it's fucking pizza, pasta, Spanish food, Mexican food,
whatever it is. The Japanese culture is like about perfection,
So they'll learn from Mexicans how to make Mexican food.
They'll bring it back and fucking nail the flavors.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah. Question though, do you feel that the pizza was
was just really good there because of like your palate
and like like what you were so used to eating,
like you ate so much ramen, so much sushi. Do
you feel that it was just like so different or
was it actually like that good? It was actually that good.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And the reason why I know that A it was
only like a couple of days into our trip at
this point I first had it and we went back
because it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was because like I could imagine like eating sushi and
ramen every day for like a week exactly, and then
having like a burger yeah yeah, but or like a
piece of pizza and you're like, oh my god, like yeah,
of course you just butt, You've made nine thousand piece
of sushi.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
But this is why it's it's like hard to explain
because it's a shashi.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, bro, kind of look like a fucking sushi roll
right now there, Bro, just joking, pussy had a burger?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Was that your fire?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Bro, everything, it doesn't matter what it is, the only okay.
Another complaint is they eat seafood for breakfast. Bro, Like
you can get whole fried fish for fucking breakfast, and
breakfast isn't really a big thing, but like at the hotel,
like you know, when they have like all included breakfast,
it's more fucking sushi and ramen and fucking I.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Bet it's I bet it's like they said, like rice
and eggs.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yep, rice, Yeah, the eggs fucking fire. I don't even
know how they make eggs better. The eggs there are better.
I don't know how that works.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Some spam maybe they have some spam.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Spam yea, yeah, you big spam guy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I like spam.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I used to eat one of them whole. I used
to have a spam Miss bees spam. Miss bees are
really good. And then we would use uh LL and L.
Actually I went to L and L recently and it
just like it brought me back to Hawaii and I yeah,
and they had barbecue chicken misster bee, so yeah, miss
(12:18):
the bees are good.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Those are like the little sandwich. They look like sandwiches, right, Yeah,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
A giant sushi roll. Yeah, it's a it's a it's
a thick it's a thick bed of rice with like
like the barbecue chicken one. It's a thick, better rice,
a piece of chicken like karaoke chicken with barbecue sauce
on it. And then I see weed wrapped around it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah. I think I'm trying to imagine if I was
there for two weeks. I don't like seafood roll.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
So you don't like seafood.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I wish I did. I'm actively trying to get good
at fucking cameraes.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We'll be back for part two.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Stay tuned, bitches back cameras died. It's been a fucking
while Okay, sh it's dusty.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So anyways, I.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Know, dude, what else? Boys? What else? I?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You boys a homeowner now? Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Bro homo homo. I think I think we started the
podcast in like two thousand, uh twenty twenty three, and
I think you started that process.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So sive me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Congrats Bro. Nineteen months later, seventeen panic attacks and almost
a divorce, a almost my hairline brout everything. Bro, she
is done. Yeah, you've been a dude, You've been a
walking Life's been fucking rough for.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You, Bro, but it's been good though. I'm happy. I'm
happy to jeez here. Bro. Now it's just slack and
dude and like, fucking just get back to the regular
scheduled program.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Hopefully, hopefully you guys have gotten a little bit more
unpacking and organizing done.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
We're not, do you know, Brofter I sent you that video,
I realized, Wow, this looks bad.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Like, Bro, I'm sorry, but your house looked horrible.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah it was, but better but now there's there's like
there's two shoes that we got to put away. The
update today it's it's fucking.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Like you know, and like when I asked, like did
you just move in? Like I really meant it. I
would really like there was just open boxes everywhere and
ship all over the fucking floor because you were in
your The funniest part of the video though, your kid
was just like naked on the floor and he was
(14:35):
like under the bed, like half in, half out, Like
it was like you're trying to shove the body under
the bed or something. He was like he fucking had
on the on.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Bro, he just got the shower and he was down there.
I don't know, honestly, I don't know he was doing
down there. It's his We could do it whatever he
wants to do.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I want to hang out, so it's like and bro.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But it was funny. After I sent that, I was like,
I was watching the back I'm like this, does this
looks nice?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
He said, well yeah, so what he said that, I
wasn't like. It would have been one thing if I
was like nitpicking, but it's like, and I'll be honest,
I was surprised you even sent that because I'll tell
you one thing, you asked me forty five thousand times. Well, yes,
that's your own damn fault. You should have sent me
a video the day you fucking to be.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Fair, He asked to be able to go to the house,
and that was your compromise.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, like I want it. I still have poke this
bad still, I still haven't seen the house. I haven't
been invited over. There's no house.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
To be fair, I was invited. I just can't jue.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You moved in seven weeks ago. Three wasn't that thranksgiving
Jesus bro January sixth.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
But that's how That's how fast life was, mora.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You know what, Okay, we're not said. That was like
I'm trying to get back on good graces with you
know who's so good. I got it. I'm happy right now,
shout out. I got to shut up right now. But no,
but he's what I'm saying is I would have expected
it to be a little bit more puked together after
seven weeks. It is what it is to each your own.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's there's two boxes now, Okay, ship's hung up here.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Started started at ninety nine. Now we're here now.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Now it's going good. But I had I had my
lanscape guy.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Let me tell this cold ship bro. So I'll hear bro.
Every fucking Mexican and a half has a landscaping company, right.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh, right, They're like, oh video all of it's called
beans unlimited.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That what it is. It's like, bro, you open a
fucking can of beans, you dump it out. Everybody has
a landscaping company, bro. So my boy designs houses. He's
a landscape architect. Bro for Blue Heiring.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You know there Evan no no herring. That's a bird.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
The nicest development, the nicest builder in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, so he's their landscape architect. So I hit him
and I was like, yo, Bro, let's let's I have
a little bit of space. Let's make the ship a
fucking oasis. I mean, my backyard is about the size
of this room, bro. So there's not much we can do,
you know. But now I got some sick ship coming back.
I wanted to be done and then ever then come
because when I was just dirt, we can't know it's
(17:06):
it's space. Back then we can't builder, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, but it's gonna be fucking cool.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
He's gonna dig like a deep ass hole and put
a little three by three pool or what.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I asked him about that. He was like, it's not
worth it because how small it is.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, I thought about it's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Because I've gone to play golf where's people that have
little ass pools, and I'm like, you can do like
a swim spa basically where it's like it's like a
it's like a bar. Yeah, And then he's like, he's like,
well those people, if you get close enough.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
They have a little thing that just pushes spa is.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, well it's usually like a rectangle, but it's like
a think of it like a giant hot tub.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
It has jets and yeah, yeah, yeah, they brought that
up too. But it's just I mean, do you use
yours more.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Than use your pool? My jacuzzi?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, when I use my pool, yeah really, I was
just in there two days, dick in the jets.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Have you ever done that?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
It feels great?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I would, I would for me, I'm not I would
rather have a pool than a jacuzzie.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, you know yeah, but I mean I guess, I
guess in Vegas it is it is warmer and more
more than it is cold. But yeah, I think that matters.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I can use my jacuzzi when it's hot outside.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I can use it when it's outside.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's gotta be cool as fun. When it's freezing and
you just go in there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Bro, it's yeah, it's the best. And then steam's rising off.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You got your lights on, You're just chilling, remind you.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I don't know if this is I don't know if
this is gonna make the fuck. I don't know if
this will make the podcast or not. But uh, have
you smashed in every room yet? Every single every.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Been going good? Bro? What about you?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
This guy's getting fucking close sponsorships, Like, what's been going on?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
This guy is a fucking he's famous without the fucking
without the notability already, you know as.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Fucked what's going on?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Bro? Dude? You look good, you feel good, you feel good,
you play good, you play good. You're getting it in.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's how it works. All I know for sure is
getting it in. Indeed, No, man, things are good. Things
are good. Just been busy trying to say. I'll say,
like Christmas, Christmas. I don't know about you guys, but
this seemed like the longest holiday season, like ever. And
(19:11):
I think what it was was because Christmas landed on
a Tuesday, Wednesday or Wednesday Thursday. I'm trying to remember
Tuesday Wednesday and then actually, yeah, or Wednesday, Thursday, and
then New Year's was on a Tuesday, Tuesday night, Wednesday,
New Year's even New Years Day. So I feel like
it was like the week or you started a week,
(19:32):
then it was holiday, then it was like work, then
it was like the weekend. But it's yeah, it was
like it was a really weird, like two weeks. Yeah,
I did drag.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I mean when there's a kid, Bro, wait, do you
guys have kids and they don't have school for two weeks?
Two and a half weeks, and it's what are we
supposed to do with you?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It was long here were you guys here for Christmas? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
New Year's? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah. I watched fireworks on from my balcony. Bro.
I sent you guys the picture. Bro. I'm telling you, like,
I'm not one that's like over the top about like fireworks. Bro.
That shit is fucking insane, Like the amount of money
that's put into those fireworks, like it is insane, dude speaking.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
We saw we saw how the Las Vegas strip messed
up on the count.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yes, well it was so I get I don't know,
it wasn't all messed up. It was like it was
like GM grand I think it was like the the
MGM Grand one was all like it was like it
was like ten to fifteen seconds ahead. Yeah, So like
all the other like clocks that were on, like the
what are they called, like billboard, Jumbletron turin of things,
(20:37):
they were like twenty nineteen and then MGM is like
three two one. So it's like there's like a section
of people that are like yelling and Happy New Year's
and then there's like another section that's.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like allow me to tinboil hat what marketing behind MGM Grand.
So everyone's gonna notice now for fucking.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's actually smart. I actually didn't think about everyone's.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Gonna up the times from like no, no, no, we got
to do it this Happy New Year.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's December third though.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Blue half firewords, Uh no no, So if they can't
afford them, dude, I think it's I think it's just
one of those things, bro where it's like like all
the fireworks are down like so yeah, it's like the
south end of the strip.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
But I will say Resort World had some wild show. Yeah,
so like there was was that was that was like
right right behind Resort World. So like from my balcony,
I had Resort World that was like firing and then
obviously you know down the strip. Damn, that's wild that
it was good, dude. I'm telling you, like it's a
what you buy the unit, dude, it's it's super it's
(21:48):
super weird. Like not only it was like a weird
holiday season, I feel, but like I don't know about
you guys, but it's been nice as funk out. Like
I'm I'm real curious on like what kind of like
are we gonna have like a winner? Are we just
gonna like jump? Is this like spring weather, like we're
gonna have like a super early summer. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Some days were just like bone chilling cold though, yeah
because the wind yeah yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, especially
when I'm leaving the gym at like five am and
on a windy.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Day you're sweaty and just like open door it shit
hits at that.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I wouldn't hate early summer though. No.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Last last year we had a super late one if
you think about it. Yeah, So it all kind of
makes sense because like I remember, my birthday is beginning
of May, Like pools weren't open on my actual birthday
because it was like so windy and so fucking nasty.
It was like still sixties and seventies, so like we
didn't get nice weather until like end of May this year.
(22:47):
So and normally it starts warming up like April or
you know, end of March, beginning of April, like we're
starting to get some like seventies eighties, you know, so
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You know what's happening in Chicago this week? It's a
polar vortex. You ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
What? Dude? Bro?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I was there in twenty nineteen and they got it
for like a week.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was negative thirty, negative thirty, negative forty, negative fifty,
and then a taper back off the other way for
a week.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Bro, I'm telling you, why does anyone live You know what?
If I'm there, I'd be shooting people too. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, it's safest time where everybody's inside.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, it's a dude, me me coming from Montana. This
says a lot. Chicago's fucking cold, bro, Yeah, it sucks.
That's like I grew up with some nasty ass weather
and Chicago that sh It's just.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't giddy to anyone who lives in fucking cold?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Why just move? That is uh? Bro?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Every time I mean, I don't know. The longer I've
been here, dude, the more I'm like, we should have
been out here, dude, Like just this.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Six Like for all y'all looking at this now, if
you live somewhere crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Cold, I bet the person watching this bro as a
beanie and a sweater in his house, why fuck lose her?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, you're probably crouched around a fucking woodstove. Still, why
get out of there? Brolit?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Second, I thought that she was a recording.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I was killed myself. Use your.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
So, uh, I'm sure you all got some, you know,
nice little gifts for Christmas and whatnot. But I'd like
to bring up a story of uh, probably one of
my favorite gifts that I've seen during this holiday season online.
So uh, I think I sent it to you guys.
But there's, uh, there's this girl. Uh you know, she
(24:38):
had on her nice little Christmas pajamason and she was
all merry and in the mood, and you know there
is that is that time of year. Man, she was excited.
She got her gifts from her man and she's ripping
them open, just having a good old time. And yeah
she uh she you know, she got some some papers
she got some papers in an envelope, and you know,
I think she thought that it is maybe like an
(24:59):
it something, maybe a little print out from Expedia, you know,
maybe a little a little flight, little little hotel confirmation,
something like that. Well guess what now a baby. It
was some divorce papers and the results of a DNA test.
(25:22):
It was it was also a DNA test because uh,
the kid that was supposedly his is not his. So
on Christmas he served her not only the test results
but some divorce papers.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
So and you always, you could always tell by their
face that they knew the whole time.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, they're always like, oh wait what no word?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I really I really feel like anytime I ever hear
a woman talking about like, oh I'm not really sure,
like you know who the father is? Bitch? You know,
I'm sorry, but like women, women know their body, like
women know their body, like I truly feel that, like
when when a women gets freaking I mean, I could
be wrong, I'm not a woman, but like I really
(26:10):
feel like I really feel looked at. It's like obviously
like touching this ship.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Go ahead, yeah yeah, dude, damn make us famous.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
My god.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
First episode, We're back.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
We are getting canceled. This motherfuckers bitch, you know who
the father is the only reason you're done. I guess
what I'm saying. Let him talk. He's cooking. No, That's
what I'm saying is like, dude, women like women, got
to deal with a lot of issues compared to men. Bro,
women's bodies are so much more complex than us.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
And Bro, they're just so much more sophisticated than us.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, so okay, you're right, but I'm not even gonna
go down that rabbit hole. I guess what I'm saying
is Number one, a woman knows who she fucking smashed.
That's number one. Number two is there's typically some signs
after you've been obviously knocked up. I mean, unless she
was getting just drilled on the daily from multiple different guys,
(27:20):
then yeah, there might be a little confusion. But for
the most part, if it's a woman that's with a guy,
she's sleeping around you know, here and there with somebody else,
then all of a sudden she gets pregnant.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like, bro, you know, gotta be just like so fucking
embarrassing if you genuinely have no fucking clue yep.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, So here I don't believe that they like okay,
because I like, I've told I've told the story before, bro.
But there was a girl that I knew, right, she
was long term relationship. She was getting smashed obviously by
the boyfriend, right, she was cheating with the boyfriend with
some dude at the gym, her job and someone yeah. So,
But the thing is is that she like I think
(28:01):
there's a delusion right where she's like, Okay, I know
that my boyfriend, right is coming inside of me whatever
in the pelv of the girl right when she cheats,
I don't think that, let's just say, all of those
dudes would would come at her like then it's a
Russian roulette. Who knows? Right, But if like, maybe that
dude he pulled and prayed but pulled out too late,
(28:21):
But in your mind you're like, no, he didn't, he didn't.
He didn't finish his army, right, so it's obviously his Like,
I think it's more of that, right, unless I think
it's crazy to me if you're cheating and then you
just let that dude just buzz inside of you, like yeah,
that's the crazy shit. Yeah, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Okay, I got a good question for you guys. So
I think there's there's probably two ways of probably two scenarios.
I'll ask the first one first. So if this was
you and you found out that the woman that you're with,
you're madly in love with, y'all have a kid together,
and you find out who knows when, whether it's early stages,
(28:56):
later in life, whatever it is, could you stay with her? Could? I? Yeah?
Would you? I think?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
So that really depends on the scenario.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, that's there's.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
A reality where you would stay. Yeah, I guess like
the times that I've seen this happen twice actually right
where it's like, you know, in both situations the guy
one situation, the guy stayed one didn't. Now in both
of those the relationship that the girl was in, they
were arguing, So they stay, cheated, got pregnant, came back,
(29:31):
and then while gave birth when they were with the
person originally with, not the person they cheated. Yeah, does
that make sense that to me?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
If?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I no, I can't bro and hey that's my ego.
But like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So it's the scenario because he said sometime down the road.
You find out what if you were there, you raised
this child, the kids now eighteen twenty forty.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Bro put oh you know what. You know what what's
harder than that?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like a five year old kid. You look at that
little face, Bro, like you've been you change his diapers?
Like that would be so hard for me to leave. Yeah,
because like that, but that's not his fault. No, No,
I'm saying, like my ego would be like fuck that.
But it's just like I'm this kid's father exactly, But
I think I would. I don't. I couldn't look at
short of the same no more.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Well yeah, so so there's also there's multiple ways to
like get around that, right, like if you want I'm
not saying this is right, but I'm saying maybe this
will help rationalize it. If that's how you feel towards
that person, and you stayed because of the sun or whatever,
then you'll be like, well, I'm gonna go enjoy my life,
just like you got to enjoy your life.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, I'm just saying once again, not that it's right,
but at the end of the day, I think I
think there is a way that I would end up
staying for sure, Evan.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Would you Yeah? I think it's definitely a scenario based
like for me, like the biggest like no, no, that
I could do. It's like, let's say it's somebody that,
like you know, maybe we're like rocky or something, and
it's like we it's just a friend, Evan, Yeah, and
it's like like it's some ship like that right where
(31:07):
it's like like let's say we're Rocky or like let's
say like we take a break or something, and then
it's like, you know, she gets snocked up by somebody else,
and then it's like I get back with her and
then and like then I find out like she's pregnant
or something like. It is a very like I don't
even know. I asked the question because it is like hella,
fucking hello, complicated.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
It's not do you guys think about it. No, I'm
not staying because no, no, I'm not. I'm not because
like I I I know what it's like to fuck you.
So you you gave this to somebody else? Yeah, I was,
as I was saying that bar Emor died again.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But we're back round two, round three, all right, So
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I want to hear you guys opinion about this. So
there's a streamer. Should I say her name or now?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So her name is extra Emily extra extra Emi, extra
extra m right. She's kind of going crazy right now,
going viral because of this situation. I'm curious to hear
what you guys think. So her family does well, her
paid about two hundred grand for her to go to college,
went to college, fucking finished whatever didn't work out. She
(32:13):
kind of switches streaming. She starts streaming, bro starts blowing up.
Now she's like top Meggarage, top ten streaming bro balling.
Somehow it came up. Her fans are like making fun
of her, and that's why this she's kind of going
viold because she's having a whole breakdown. She refuses to
acknowledge that her parents paid two hundred grand for her
to college. She refuses to think that paying her parents
(32:35):
back is a good idea for you know, obviously paying
for her to go to school, and like the internet
is kind of fifty to fifty. They're kind of like, well,
you're rich now whatever, it's it's your life, do whatever,
or you know, your parents pay for your school, you're
not doing anything with that money, Like, you're not using
your degree. You made it your own way. So that's
what they're like, No, you shouldn't pay them back. What
(32:56):
do you guys think?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I mean, I guess it depends on your relationship with
your parents, But I feel like the point of being
successful should be to be able to like retire your parents.
What Like, what fun is it if you're just gonna
keep it all to yourself?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Isn't that selfish? Ship? I hate people, man, y'all suck.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Take care of your family at the very least, take
care of others if you can't.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
For the greatest part is that when you hear trying
to explain it, but she just sounds so entitled where
it's like it's it's almost like, Yo, shame on you,
you are the worst daughter.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
But that's you. You know what. No, here's my definitive stance.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
The parents don't deserve the money because you raised the
little piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Y'all fucked up somewhere.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Fuck y'all.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I don't think is that she probably got like that
after she started making money. She's twenty six years old.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You think she got like that after she made money? Yeah?
Because her if she fame goes to these guys.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Head.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, but you don't think there was a seed in
there from as she grew up of selfishness of greedy.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
There was she rubbed off.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
From someone someone someone in that how sold was like, no,
you take care of yourself, fuck everyone else.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, maybe I mean her parent's extreme, but well no, no,
her parents did well enough to be able to pay
her college to Yeah, how do you think they did it?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
They took every single piece of change in the tip
jar Asian.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Wow it worked out. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I don't know if I would necessarily say you, oh,
well that that no, you owe them?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Fuck that. I think you do.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Like, if they it doesn't matter if they're rich or off,
but they still paid for you to go to school,
whether you are doing something with it or not. Now
you have the means to be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well yeah, well okay, but that that is a caveat.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
If they're rich, the money didn't mean shit anyway, then yeah,
why you even bother doing the transaction? They're like, I
don't want more taxes? Keep that ship girl. Yeah, so
now now I want to talk to the parents parents.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I definitely, I definitely feel the financial situation comes into
play a little bit. But I guess like I'm super
old school with it, like where I come from, you know,
I don't ever forget like where you came from, you know,
like that's one big thing with me, Like, don't ever
forget where you came from, don't ever forget like who
(35:08):
helped you on the come up, don't ever forget you know,
just who was truly there for you. And I feel, honestly,
it's one of those things, man, where she she got
a lot of money really quick, and when you get
a lot of money really quick, you don't know how
to act right. And I feel like I feel that
that's where it's at.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You end up with like an eight by eight grill
or something.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Dude, Dude, I think I guess like my thing, bro
is like, and you brought this point up, but who
in the right state of mind, like wouldn't want to
take care of their family if they're financially got it,
If you final actially got it and you're doing very well,
(35:51):
and you could you could spare a little chunk of change,
Like there's a lot of these streamers that are making
millions and millions of dollars on a yearly basis. So
if you know you're talking about a couple hundred thousand dollars,
you know, the least you could do is go to
your parents and say, you know, hey, I'm doing very well,
i'm house are like do something like And it's not
(36:14):
even I don't even feel like it's about like the
exact two hundred thousand dollars. It's about just.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Doing like some your investment, paid off some.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Some favor or a gesture where it's like, you know, hey,
like you but you said, like pay off their house,
you know, you know, pay off some of their card
notes or something like take something off of their plate,
because more than likely, you know, they struggled and worked
their ass off to provide for you and to provide
college for you and do all of these things. You
(36:42):
got to return the favor. Right.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
But once again, unless unless they're mega rige like if
your parents are multi yea millionaire, Yeah, I think like,
oh yeah, yeah, fifty for school whatever.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, And I think that's yeah. I think I think
that's when that's that's where it gets a little bit different.
And I think at that point in time, it would
be more like if if my parents mega, mega wealthy,
and they you know, paid for all my ship, and
I want to do something back for them. It's not me.
I would probably do something like like I would do
(37:11):
something like like put a fucking you know, put you know,
put a ranger over in the driveway from my mom,
and put a fucking Ferrari in the driveway for my dad.
It's got to be more sentimental.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I would get him like a macaroni necklace like that
I made as an adult.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
So I'm looking more into her. But she she graduated
from Columbia University with a financial engineering degree. Wow, so
she's not dumb, but she's not at all. She got
she went to school and did it Columbia too, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
So it's like, but that already tells me her parents
are mad rich. She went to Columbia, her parents.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Paid for Emily is not as extra as a Chinese American.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Oh yeah, Chinese American. Definitely rich.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Dude, this is this is super similar to uh Dame
dash Rockfeller records. He's he's kind of been all over
I think he is.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
What does he even do?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I think? I think it's I think his his financial situations.
I mean, record labels are not exactly thriving right now.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
He was a record label, but yeah, or front for
something else.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah. So I well, okay, So so here's what happened
with Dame is Dame Dame claims that he was a big,
a big part of Kevin Hart's success today, bringing him
into the entertainment industry. X y Z. I actually did
not know about that. I think I've I've heard some
(38:36):
different things on Kevin and like his rise, you know,
to fame everything like that. But apparently apparently Dame, uh,
you know, made the comment that you know, oh hey,
I you know, you know got Kevin this, you know,
entire life that he has today, and he's not he's crazy,
He's not. He's not gave me, you know, anything in return.
(38:58):
So it's like that's that's where it gets kind of messy,
where it's like, I doubt that girl's parents were complaining.
It's more the girls fans were complaining to her, like hey, like,
you know, you should you should do something nice for
your parents, say like they paid for your education, this
that and whatever. You're doing very well. Now. It's one
thing like the fans like given you know, the person shit,
(39:19):
like if the fans were given Kevin Hart shit, But
this is coming from the person that quote unquote helped him.
But I think I will say once again flip side
is like, you know, never forget like who helped you
get to where you are and who knows? I would
assume Kevin's probably done something, you know, maybe for him
(39:41):
at some point in time or you know, or like
even if not, let's let's give him the corrects like
because like that's what I was gonna say too, is
like you especially with Kevin hartbro is you know, he
he started, like comedy is not an easy fucking come up.
So not only did he rise up in the comm
he's you know, space, but now he's obviously involved in
(40:03):
you know, all the acting stuff. He's got, He's got
clothing brands that he's associated with. He has like multiple
brands that he's like doing shit with. But it's like
he's he's built what he has today because of Kevin Hart,
not fucking Dame Dash. Well, it was your question.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Go ahead, you don't think you don't think that because okay,
so I'm reading about this he said that Dame Dash
I guess started. He made a movie called Paper Paper Soldiers.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Have you heard of it? No?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Have you heard of it? Evan. That's Kevin's first movie
that he was in. Okay, and that's where he that's
where Dame Dash was proclaiming like, that's the first acting
where they gave you now look at you.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Right yeah, right right.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
But I'm saying he no one even heard of him movie.
No exactly, but that movie you take away that step.
That's a big step. Okay, that's a big stepping stone. Okay,
you don't think that that. Let's just say it hasn't happened.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Right, Let's just say Kevin's never done anything for Dame Dash,
just just to entertain his mind. Right, you think nothing
is old like a April Thay you or like a
something No.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
So here, here's what I'll say.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I I think from everything that I've seen from Kevin Hart,
he seems like a very genuine, down to earth motherfucker.
I feel like if someone actually had that much of
an impact on his rise to fame, he would probably
take care of them. And if they're not getting taken
care of, I guarantee you they weren't that impactful. That's
(41:25):
how I feel about it, Bro, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Okay, we remove these too, though, Like somebody kind of
helps you out, is it kind of like cool?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Or like how do you?
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Is that just kind of he still had to put
in so much work to become who the fuck he
is today. That's not fair, you know what I mean.
It's like it's like do I do? Do I now
go back to the first guy who gave me a
job and be like, man, if it wasn't for fucking
work at that time, fuck me, where would I be?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I think? I think, yeah, I think any person with
with a with a level head and a decent head
on their shoulders is always going to give credit back,
you know, some day, somehow, you know, to the individual.
But I'm not gonna lie though, Like like that shit
pisses me off when it's like you see someone like
trying to take someone's you know, like work kind of
away from him. I guess, like, here's here's my other
(42:16):
thing with Kevin bro is like he's such a massive
comedian and has such a crazy following. Like I'm sorry, Dame,
but nobody needed Dame Dash for Kevin to get into
a movie. Kevin Hart has opportunities knocking at his fucking doorstep.
You you you know, because a lot of comedians, bro,
(42:41):
a lot of comedians, a lot of comedians naturally get
into acting just because they can perform on a stage,
and like that's that's obviously what acting is is being
able to perform on the spot, you know, fucking you know,
put on this front show, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So, yeah, you know, I was thinking about what you said.
Where're like first one they gave me a job? I
should go shake his head like I I do that.
I don't know why, Like I remember, like the first
job I had were like the first job, but like
as I got older, like you know, I worked there
and then I like I became a manager of that spot,
which and then you know, I learned a lot from
that dude. But like that dude had had to do.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
You still cut grass today.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'm trying to get some real grass on my things.
So you can come fucking do it, bitch, No, because
I hook you up with some grass. Bro, if you
help me in any way, I personally go out of
my way to to But yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, I mean I'll thank someone, right, especially if there
was a good opportunity. How much money do you give
these people though that have helped you out with your If.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I can't help them get money, I will.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's just me, no, I go. I'm the same way, bro,
Like I already already know in my head, Like and
I'm gonna say when because I already know it when
I get to a certain level, Like there are certain
people that I will be paying dues to.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
H fair, I don't know. Yeah, I do that a lot.
Even it's just like yeah, just like I guess to me,
it's like yeah, because a lot of people have done that,
gone out of the way to help.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Me with It's it's a respect thing. And it's like
and honestly, whoever if like it's a pet peeve of
mine when somebody helps people expecting something in return. Exactly
if if you're gonna help someone, you should genuinely help
them just out of the kindness of your heart, not
(44:29):
because you're gonna, oh well, if I do this, this
person's gonna give me this. Like yeah, if I do
something for somebody and then you know it's beneficial to
them and they down the line return the favor, that's
just like cherries on top, Like that's just a sprinkle,
like end of the day, like anyone I help with
anything or do for anyone, It's it's because I generally
(44:49):
want to Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
There's there's a piece of me that really wants to
have that Snoop dog toast where he was like, you
know last bnotly, I want to thank me for putting
all that hard fucking work, you.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Know what I mean, Like, no, that's sh Yeah, no,
I think that's that's why I said. It's like it's
not necessarily about like monetary or like getting gifts or like,
you know, even a certain thing to somebody. It's more
just like saying thank you and reaching out to somebody
like does not hurt. And yeah, I mean obviously if
you're at a certain financial level, like yeah, if you
(45:24):
could fucking bless someone with some like the change, you know,
so if you can bless someone with some dope shit
like cool. But you know that's the other flip side
of this, bro is like everybody sees, you know, success
on social media, they see the finish line. Nobody sees
that fucking journey on the way to that finish line
(45:46):
and how much bullshit they had to go through, all
the fucking rough days, all the shitty times you know.
So yeah, Oh that got deep. I got fucking deep.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Question bro yep to three yeast. Damn, all right, we're done.
I'm crazy. All right. Well see you as the next one.
Base Yo.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I didn't I didn't want to say this on the pod,
but
Oh we're back. Damn, I look good? Oh what back?
What though? Back?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
In his bit, it's good to be bad. It's good
to be back, Bro, it's made. But that is cool.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm sorry that I didn't just have a Brady moment
cut my shirt off like you.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I had.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You did that before after.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Japan, after my guy was inspired out there. Bro, Yo,
did you have the haircut out there? Yes? I did,
Grandpa Goes.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I just gotta tell you, brood Yeah, Kawasaki kwaak, Grandpa
Goku hooked it up so good.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
He was in there massage and yeah, bro, yeah, I
had the hot towel. Bro.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
He came in there with some like I think it
was yucalyptus, and just.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like, Bro, I want to hear about everything. Bro. So
if you guys don't follow us on Instagram number one,
you're tripping. You gotta follow everybody right here. Lucas was
in Japan for how long?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Two weeks?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And it looked like you had I mean you you
were strolling the second you got on the plane.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Bro. Bro, Yeah, I never pour my I literally I
literally had to pause my entire life, stop my jade,
my day job, the whole nine just to watch your stories.
My guy posted more in two weeks than he has
in his entire true life. Bro. His stories were like
(01:19):
nine and thirty seven per day. Bro. I felt like Bro,
I was literally point.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I was like I was right there with him.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I wanted my people to be there with me, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But instead I was comfy on my couch, not swiping
my fucking card like you. Bro. My guy was going
crazy out there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But it was worth it, man, Everything was worth it.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So like, culturally it's a different place, right because it's
a very respectful culture.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So it was funny because I mean though everybody was Yeah.
So it's like everywhere you go, like the subway, Right,
you're on the subway, no one's talking, bro, Everyone's just
quiet on their phone to themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Already, don't like yeah why so it's quiet.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's quiet, but it's just because like they're not gonna
talk loud and bother you.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's what it's about.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So it's like everyone's super respectful, yes, super respectable.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
For example, that like people will get plastered.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You would love to people get fucking plastered. You know,
the can pass out on the street. People will like
cover you up. You're not getting robbed or anything. People
will take care of you. They'll leave one great.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yes, it's great.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yes, it's like different fucking culture.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Bro, And what do you so? I always, I guess
I go to a lot of like you know, like
Asian spots, Korean spots, like they always serve. There's always
like I don't know what kind of beers you call them.
I call them just like Asian beers or like different
like Asian beers. And then like like like listen, like
different Asian like draft beers. And then and then I
(02:46):
sold you like like a lot of sold you a
lot of sake, like sold you in sake mainly. Yeah. Yeah.
Do they serve Like does anyone out there drink like
whiskey or tequila?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, dude, Japanese whiskey is a big thing and it's
fucking delicious, brok. So you go to these bars and
it's all high end and they take care of you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Everywhere you go is like just they give a fuck,
Like there was some of our favorite restaurants there. When
you get done, they all, like the whole staff come
out and bow as you leave, like.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's just like yes, Wow, bro, it's a different now
that's what you call hospitality. Yes, yeah, bro, hospitality bro.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So well, going back to the when people like are
drunk on the like on the street, I read something
I don't know if if you ever asked anybody over
there about it, but I guess that it's like kind
of like customary and like businessmen that you kind of
like have to not like you have to get that
fucked up, right, but like if Boston man says we're going,
we're getting fucked yeah, like you it's no yes or no, yeah,
you're coming.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's so that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
So once you like it's almost like a rite of passage. Right,
So if you're going out with your colleagues, if you
commit to going out once you have committed to every
time they want to go party, which is every fucking
night you're coming and you're getting blacked out and drunk,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's no there's no in between.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
There's not a i'm gonna call it short tonight. It's
five am, bitch, or you're fired though I mean yeah,
I mean it is until it's.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Not like what happens when you're just like no more
drinking probably fun for like a week.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And yeah, everyone's so cool. At the office, they're.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Like did you do job? So like when you were
out there, like where do you stay at? Did you
stay at like hotels or like airbnb style stuff or
like what you do?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, so we we only stayed at hotels.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
The hotels are a little.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Bit different because they're all like smaller, like you have
what you need in these rooms, like there's bed, shitter, shower,
and like you put your luggage.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Under the bed.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah it's tight, okay, did you because.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Isn't there aren't there? Like some places really strict to whards,
like if you have tattoos, you can't stay there.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, well not not about staying there, but so they're
called on sense, right, So like the natural hot springs.
In the culture of Japan, if you have tattoos, you're
you're looked at like yakuza, the Japanese mafia, right because
those are the only people who have tattoos, is yakuza.
So if you have tattoos, there's tattoo friendly and non
tattoo friendly. Obviously, the tattoo friendly is more for like
(05:16):
their understanding that tourists fucking have have tattoos. But there's
a lot of places that are still like no, no tattoos. Interesting,
you can't you can't have your tattoos exposed if you're
in the on sense. So there's they even have like
a lot of ship where you can cover up your
tatts and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wow, bath houses are not Yeah, he's right, no, no, no,
who goes to Japana doesn't shower with a bunch of men.
Was that's the whole point of going to Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'll save that for you,
my guy.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
How fast i'd be like, fuck it, let's go. Would
you do about?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We had our own private one, Like so the room
that we rented that was probably one of the dopest rooms.
That was actually the only big room that we had.
But it was in a place called the Tommy and
there's natural hot springs everywhere, and so they had a
bunch of the like bathhouses where I can go fucking
hang out with naked men. But we had one on
our balcony, so we got to fill it up with
fucking natural hot spring.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Water and whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No ship. Yeah that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, I think
I take that one more than yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you flew in from here.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
We we left from here to to Denver, from Denver
to Paris, Paris to Tokyo.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Jesus, Yo, how is that? Were you first class on
all flights? Yo? How is how is some flying first class?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That was a question. I mean, bro, we saw fifty
thousand stories and just flights.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Bro, It's it's such a dope. It's an awesome fucking experience.
But so the downside is like, to fly anywhere else
not first class is fucking difficult.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But it's just like that's what they always say, is like,
if you can fly first class, fucking different, Fly first
class one time, get the experience, and after that, you're
never gonna fly unless you can fly first class. Dude,
experience is just so much better.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I was well rested, you were your whole fucking shit
turns into a bed. You sleep, you stretch, you do
more champagne, more fucking whiskey, more whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I was more full on the flight than I was
the entire trip. In Japan, they just feed you constantly.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You were just drinking, eating, sleeping.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Have you ever going first class?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, firstly. I mean but here's the thing though,
there's like there's levels to first class, like I've obviously
done like like first class on you know, across the
US or you know, things like that. But like a
lot of a lot of the first class flights within
the US besides, I mean there's certain ones. A lot
of those are just it just the bigger you know,
(07:46):
it's just the double seats essentially. It's like, you know,
two seats versus three, more leg room, a little more
more spacious, bigger armrests. Like a lot of the first
class in the US is just that the whole like
uh like business class business suites kind of set up.
Like a lot of those are for like the longer
flights where it's like.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So, dope, you noticed the flight, bro, Yeah, like yeah,
I could have stayed on that plane another three days.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Dark didn't haven't even known? Because so what was your
longest flight? I assume from from to Paris? No? No,
to Tokyo? Really yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, So from from Denver to Paris was nine hours.
From Paris to Tokyo was twelve.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It was only nine hours to Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Fuck, it's all Usually people do it from New York,
right That cuts out three hours right there too. So
that's like six.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It was right over the Pacific pretty much. And then
the little past fucking.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, ship, let's go to Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, Patties, No, I don't know Paris is cool.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
He's only I was a foreign exchange student in Paris. Actually,
the only thing he knows about Paris is getting nightfel towered.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Coffee, Yes, dude, It's it's so true. Like just their bread.
You go to a bakery, They're fucking everywhere, right, You
go to any bakery and you're gonna have the best
bread you've ever fucking had in your life, just regular
ass bread.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And how much way did you gain in that two weeks?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So I'm up right now, I'm about seven pounds over
where my where I need to be, So now I'm
grinding back. So okay, so let's talk a little bit
about the downsides of the trip, right. I am a
big sushi person. I fucking love sushi. I was always
cool with Ramen. I really like Ramen after being there,
(09:39):
but I'm gonna tell you right now the downside is
I literally got to a point where I was like,
I want anything fucking else because everything you eat there
is sushi or ramen, and there's yeah, well yeah, so
with the exception, there's a couple of places that do
different things. And what I will say, everything there that
we had was fucking amazing. Like I had some of
(10:02):
the best pizza I've ever had in my fucking life.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I crave it every fucking day. I could eat it
all day every day there. Well, on pizza pizza in Japan.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yes, because it doesn't matter what it is. I don't
care if it's fucking pizza, pasta, Spanish food, Mexican food,
whatever it is. The Japanese culture is like about perfection,
So they'll learn from Mexicans how to make Mexican food.
They'll bring it back and fucking nail the flavors.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah. Question though, do you feel that the pizza was
was just really good there because of like your palate
and like like what you were so used to eating,
like you ate so much ramen, so much sushi. Do
you feel that it was just like so different or
was it actually like that good? It was actually that good.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And the reason why I know that A it was
only like a couple of days into our trip at
this point I first had it and we went back
because it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was because like I could imagine like eating sushi and
ramen every day for like a week exactly, and then
having like a burger yeah yeah, but or like a
piece of pizza and you're like, oh my god, like yeah,
of course you just butt, You've made nine thousand piece
of sushi.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
But this is why it's it's like hard to explain
because it's a shashi.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, bro, kind of look like a fucking sushi roll
right now there, Bro, just joking, pussy had a burger?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Was that your fire?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Bro, everything, it doesn't matter what it is, the only okay.
Another complaint is they eat seafood for breakfast. Bro, Like
you can get whole fried fish for fucking breakfast, and
breakfast isn't really a big thing, but like at the hotel,
like you know, when they have like all included breakfast,
it's more fucking sushi and ramen and fucking I.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Bet it's I bet it's like they said, like rice
and eggs.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yep, rice, Yeah, the eggs fucking fire. I don't even
know how they make eggs better. The eggs there are better.
I don't know how that works.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Some spam maybe they have some spam.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Spam yea, yeah, you big spam guy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I like spam.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I used to eat one of them whole. I used
to have a spam Miss bees spam. Miss bees are
really good. And then we would use uh LL and L.
Actually I went to L and L recently and it
just like it brought me back to Hawaii and I yeah,
and they had barbecue chicken misster bee, so yeah, miss
(12:18):
the bees are good.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Those are like the little sandwich. They look like sandwiches, right, Yeah,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
A giant sushi roll. Yeah, it's a it's a it's
a thick it's a thick bed of rice with like
like the barbecue chicken one. It's a thick, better rice,
a piece of chicken like karaoke chicken with barbecue sauce
on it. And then I see weed wrapped around it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah. I think I'm trying to imagine if I was
there for two weeks. I don't like seafood roll.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
So you don't like seafood.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I wish I did. I'm actively trying to get good
at fucking cameraes.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We'll be back for part two.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Stay tuned, bitches back cameras died. It's been a fucking
while Okay, sh it's dusty.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So anyways, I.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Know, dude, what else? Boys? What else? I?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You boys a homeowner now? Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Bro homo homo. I think I think we started the
podcast in like two thousand, uh twenty twenty three, and
I think you started that process.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So sive me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Congrats Bro. Nineteen months later, seventeen panic attacks and almost
a divorce, a almost my hairline brout everything. Bro, she
is done. Yeah, you've been a dude, You've been a
walking Life's been fucking rough for.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You, Bro, but it's been good though. I'm happy. I'm
happy to jeez here. Bro. Now it's just slack and
dude and like, fucking just get back to the regular
scheduled program.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Hopefully, hopefully you guys have gotten a little bit more
unpacking and organizing done.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
We're not, do you know, Brofter I sent you that video,
I realized, Wow, this looks bad.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Like, Bro, I'm sorry, but your house looked horrible.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah it was, but better but now there's there's like
there's two shoes that we got to put away. The
update today it's it's fucking.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Like you know, and like when I asked, like did
you just move in? Like I really meant it. I
would really like there was just open boxes everywhere and
ship all over the fucking floor because you were in
your The funniest part of the video though, your kid
was just like naked on the floor and he was
(14:35):
like under the bed, like half in, half out, Like
it was like you're trying to shove the body under
the bed or something. He was like he fucking had
on the on.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Bro, he just got the shower and he was down there.
I don't know, honestly, I don't know he was doing
down there. It's his We could do it whatever he
wants to do.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I want to hang out, so it's like and bro.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But it was funny. After I sent that, I was like,
I was watching the back I'm like this, does this
looks nice?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
He said, well yeah, so what he said that, I
wasn't like. It would have been one thing if I
was like nitpicking, but it's like, and I'll be honest,
I was surprised you even sent that because I'll tell
you one thing, you asked me forty five thousand times. Well, yes,
that's your own damn fault. You should have sent me
a video the day you fucking to be.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Fair, He asked to be able to go to the house,
and that was your compromise.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, like I want it. I still have poke this
bad still, I still haven't seen the house. I haven't
been invited over. There's no house.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
To be fair, I was invited. I just can't jue.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You moved in seven weeks ago. Three wasn't that thranksgiving
Jesus bro January sixth.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
But that's how That's how fast life was, mora.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You know what, Okay, we're not said. That was like
I'm trying to get back on good graces with you
know who's so good. I got it. I'm happy right now,
shout out. I got to shut up right now. But no,
but he's what I'm saying is I would have expected
it to be a little bit more puked together after
seven weeks. It is what it is to each your own.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's there's two boxes now, Okay, ship's hung up here.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Started started at ninety nine. Now we're here now.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Now it's going good. But I had I had my
lanscape guy.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Let me tell this cold ship bro. So I'll hear bro.
Every fucking Mexican and a half has a landscaping company, right.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh, right, They're like, oh video all of it's called
beans unlimited.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That what it is. It's like, bro, you open a
fucking can of beans, you dump it out. Everybody has
a landscaping company, bro. So my boy designs houses. He's
a landscape architect. Bro for Blue Heiring.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You know there Evan no no herring. That's a bird.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
The nicest development, the nicest builder in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, so he's their landscape architect. So I hit him
and I was like, yo, Bro, let's let's I have
a little bit of space. Let's make the ship a
fucking oasis. I mean, my backyard is about the size
of this room, bro. So there's not much we can do,
you know. But now I got some sick ship coming back.
I wanted to be done and then ever then come
because when I was just dirt, we can't know it's
(17:06):
it's space. Back then we can't builder, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, but it's gonna be fucking cool.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
He's gonna dig like a deep ass hole and put
a little three by three pool or what.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I asked him about that. He was like, it's not
worth it because how small it is.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, I thought about it's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Because I've gone to play golf where's people that have
little ass pools, and I'm like, you can do like
a swim spa basically where it's like it's like a
it's like a bar. Yeah, And then he's like, he's like,
well those people, if you get close enough.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
They have a little thing that just pushes spa is.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, well it's usually like a rectangle, but it's like
a think of it like a giant hot tub.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
It has jets and yeah, yeah, yeah, they brought that
up too. But it's just I mean, do you use
yours more.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Than use your pool? My jacuzzi?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, when I use my pool, yeah really, I was
just in there two days, dick in the jets.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Have you ever done that?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
It feels great?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I would, I would for me, I'm not I would
rather have a pool than a jacuzzie.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, you know yeah, but I mean I guess, I
guess in Vegas it is it is warmer and more
more than it is cold. But yeah, I think that matters.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I can use my jacuzzi when it's hot outside.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I can use it when it's outside.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's gotta be cool as fun. When it's freezing and
you just go in there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Bro, it's yeah, it's the best. And then steam's rising off.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You got your lights on, You're just chilling, remind you.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I don't know if this is I don't know if
this is gonna make the fuck. I don't know if
this will make the podcast or not. But uh, have
you smashed in every room yet? Every single every.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Been going good? Bro? What about you?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
This guy's getting fucking close sponsorships, Like, what's been going on?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
This guy is a fucking he's famous without the fucking
without the notability already, you know as.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Fucked what's going on?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Bro? Dude? You look good, you feel good, you feel good,
you play good, you play good. You're getting it in.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's how it works. All I know for sure is
getting it in. Indeed, No, man, things are good. Things
are good. Just been busy trying to say. I'll say,
like Christmas, Christmas. I don't know about you guys, but
this seemed like the longest holiday season, like ever. And
(19:11):
I think what it was was because Christmas landed on
a Tuesday, Wednesday or Wednesday Thursday. I'm trying to remember
Tuesday Wednesday and then actually, yeah, or Wednesday, Thursday, and
then New Year's was on a Tuesday, Tuesday night, Wednesday,
New Year's even New Years Day. So I feel like
it was like the week or you started a week,
(19:32):
then it was holiday, then it was like work, then
it was like the weekend. But it's yeah, it was
like it was a really weird, like two weeks. Yeah,
I did drag.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I mean when there's a kid, Bro, wait, do you
guys have kids and they don't have school for two weeks?
Two and a half weeks, and it's what are we
supposed to do with you?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It was long here were you guys here for Christmas? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
New Year's? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah. I watched fireworks on from my balcony. Bro.
I sent you guys the picture. Bro. I'm telling you, like,
I'm not one that's like over the top about like fireworks. Bro.
That shit is fucking insane, Like the amount of money
that's put into those fireworks, like it is insane, dude speaking.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
We saw we saw how the Las Vegas strip messed
up on the count.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yes, well it was so I get I don't know,
it wasn't all messed up. It was like it was
like GM grand I think it was like the the
MGM Grand one was all like it was like it
was like ten to fifteen seconds ahead. Yeah, So like
all the other like clocks that were on, like the
what are they called, like billboard, Jumbletron turin of things,
(20:37):
they were like twenty nineteen and then MGM is like
three two one. So it's like there's like a section
of people that are like yelling and Happy New Year's
and then there's like another section that's.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like allow me to tinboil hat what marketing behind MGM Grand.
So everyone's gonna notice now for fucking.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's actually smart. I actually didn't think about everyone's.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Gonna up the times from like no, no, no, we got
to do it this Happy New Year.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's December third though.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Blue half firewords, Uh no no, So if they can't
afford them, dude, I think it's I think it's just
one of those things, bro where it's like like all
the fireworks are down like so yeah, it's like the
south end of the strip.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
But I will say Resort World had some wild show. Yeah,
so like there was was that was that was like
right right behind Resort World. So like from my balcony,
I had Resort World that was like firing and then
obviously you know down the strip. Damn, that's wild that
it was good, dude. I'm telling you, like it's a
what you buy the unit, dude, it's it's super it's
(21:48):
super weird. Like not only it was like a weird
holiday season, I feel, but like I don't know about
you guys, but it's been nice as funk out. Like
I'm I'm real curious on like what kind of like
are we gonna have like a winner? Are we just
gonna like jump? Is this like spring weather, like we're
gonna have like a super early summer. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Some days were just like bone chilling cold though, yeah
because the wind yeah yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, especially
when I'm leaving the gym at like five am and
on a windy.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Day you're sweaty and just like open door it shit
hits at that.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I wouldn't hate early summer though. No.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Last last year we had a super late one if
you think about it. Yeah, So it all kind of
makes sense because like I remember, my birthday is beginning
of May, Like pools weren't open on my actual birthday
because it was like so windy and so fucking nasty.
It was like still sixties and seventies, so like we
didn't get nice weather until like end of May this year.
(22:47):
So and normally it starts warming up like April or
you know, end of March, beginning of April, like we're
starting to get some like seventies eighties, you know, so
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You know what's happening in Chicago this week? It's a
polar vortex. You ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
What? Dude? Bro?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I was there in twenty nineteen and they got it
for like a week.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was negative thirty, negative thirty, negative forty, negative fifty,
and then a taper back off the other way for
a week.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Bro, I'm telling you, why does anyone live You know what?
If I'm there, I'd be shooting people too. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, it's safest time where everybody's inside.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, it's a dude, me me coming from Montana. This
says a lot. Chicago's fucking cold, bro, Yeah, it sucks.
That's like I grew up with some nasty ass weather
and Chicago that sh It's just.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't giddy to anyone who lives in fucking cold?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Why just move? That is uh? Bro?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Every time I mean, I don't know. The longer I've
been here, dude, the more I'm like, we should have
been out here, dude, Like just this.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Six Like for all y'all looking at this now, if
you live somewhere crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Cold, I bet the person watching this bro as a
beanie and a sweater in his house, why fuck lose her?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, you're probably crouched around a fucking woodstove. Still, why
get out of there? Brolit?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Second, I thought that she was a recording.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I was killed myself. Use your.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
So, uh, I'm sure you all got some, you know,
nice little gifts for Christmas and whatnot. But I'd like
to bring up a story of uh, probably one of
my favorite gifts that I've seen during this holiday season online.
So uh, I think I sent it to you guys.
But there's, uh, there's this girl. Uh you know, she
(24:38):
had on her nice little Christmas pajamason and she was
all merry and in the mood, and you know there
is that is that time of year. Man, she was excited.
She got her gifts from her man and she's ripping
them open, just having a good old time. And yeah
she uh she you know, she got some some papers
she got some papers in an envelope, and you know,
I think she thought that it is maybe like an
(24:59):
it something, maybe a little print out from Expedia, you know,
maybe a little a little flight, little little hotel confirmation,
something like that. Well guess what now a baby. It
was some divorce papers and the results of a DNA test.
(25:22):
It was it was also a DNA test because uh,
the kid that was supposedly his is not his. So
on Christmas he served her not only the test results
but some divorce papers.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
So and you always, you could always tell by their
face that they knew the whole time.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, they're always like, oh wait what no word?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I really I really feel like anytime I ever hear
a woman talking about like, oh I'm not really sure,
like you know who the father is? Bitch? You know,
I'm sorry, but like women, women know their body, like
women know their body, like I truly feel that, like
when when a women gets freaking I mean, I could
be wrong, I'm not a woman, but like I really
(26:10):
feel like I really feel looked at. It's like obviously
like touching this ship.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Go ahead, yeah yeah, dude, damn make us famous.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
My god.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
First episode, We're back.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
We are getting canceled. This motherfuckers bitch, you know who
the father is the only reason you're done. I guess
what I'm saying. Let him talk. He's cooking. No, That's
what I'm saying is like, dude, women like women, got
to deal with a lot of issues compared to men. Bro,
women's bodies are so much more complex than us.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
And Bro, they're just so much more sophisticated than us.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, so okay, you're right, but I'm not even gonna
go down that rabbit hole. I guess what I'm saying
is Number one, a woman knows who she fucking smashed.
That's number one. Number two is there's typically some signs
after you've been obviously knocked up. I mean, unless she
was getting just drilled on the daily from multiple different guys,
(27:20):
then yeah, there might be a little confusion. But for
the most part, if it's a woman that's with a guy,
she's sleeping around you know, here and there with somebody else,
then all of a sudden she gets pregnant.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like, bro, you know, gotta be just like so fucking
embarrassing if you genuinely have no fucking clue yep.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, So here I don't believe that they like okay,
because I like, I've told I've told the story before, bro.
But there was a girl that I knew, right, she
was long term relationship. She was getting smashed obviously by
the boyfriend, right, she was cheating with the boyfriend with
some dude at the gym, her job and someone yeah. So,
But the thing is is that she like I think
(28:01):
there's a delusion right where she's like, Okay, I know
that my boyfriend, right is coming inside of me whatever
in the pelv of the girl right when she cheats,
I don't think that, let's just say, all of those
dudes would would come at her like then it's a
Russian roulette. Who knows? Right, But if like, maybe that
dude he pulled and prayed but pulled out too late,
(28:21):
But in your mind you're like, no, he didn't, he didn't.
He didn't finish his army, right, so it's obviously his Like,
I think it's more of that, right, unless I think
it's crazy to me if you're cheating and then you
just let that dude just buzz inside of you, like yeah,
that's the crazy shit. Yeah, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Okay, I got a good question for you guys. So
I think there's there's probably two ways of probably two scenarios.
I'll ask the first one first. So if this was
you and you found out that the woman that you're with,
you're madly in love with, y'all have a kid together,
and you find out who knows when, whether it's early stages,
(28:56):
later in life, whatever it is, could you stay with her? Could? I? Yeah?
Would you? I think?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
So that really depends on the scenario.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, that's there's.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
A reality where you would stay. Yeah, I guess like
the times that I've seen this happen twice actually right
where it's like, you know, in both situations the guy
one situation, the guy stayed one didn't. Now in both
of those the relationship that the girl was in, they
were arguing, So they stay, cheated, got pregnant, came back,
(29:31):
and then while gave birth when they were with the
person originally with, not the person they cheated. Yeah, does
that make sense that to me?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
If?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I no, I can't bro and hey that's my ego.
But like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So it's the scenario because he said sometime down the road.
You find out what if you were there, you raised
this child, the kids now eighteen twenty forty.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Bro put oh you know what. You know what what's
harder than that?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like a five year old kid. You look at that
little face, Bro, like you've been you change his diapers?
Like that would be so hard for me to leave. Yeah,
because like that, but that's not his fault. No, No,
I'm saying, like my ego would be like fuck that.
But it's just like I'm this kid's father exactly, But
I think I would. I don't. I couldn't look at
short of the same no more.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Well yeah, so so there's also there's multiple ways to
like get around that, right, like if you want I'm
not saying this is right, but I'm saying maybe this
will help rationalize it. If that's how you feel towards
that person, and you stayed because of the sun or whatever,
then you'll be like, well, I'm gonna go enjoy my life,
just like you got to enjoy your life.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, I'm just saying once again, not that it's right,
but at the end of the day, I think I
think there is a way that I would end up
staying for sure, Evan.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Would you Yeah? I think it's definitely a scenario based
like for me, like the biggest like no, no, that
I could do. It's like, let's say it's somebody that,
like you know, maybe we're like rocky or something, and
it's like we it's just a friend, Evan, Yeah, and
it's like like it's some ship like that right where
(31:07):
it's like like let's say we're Rocky or like let's
say like we take a break or something, and then
it's like, you know, she gets snocked up by somebody else,
and then it's like I get back with her and
then and like then I find out like she's pregnant
or something like. It is a very like I don't
even know. I asked the question because it is like hella,
fucking hello, complicated.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
It's not do you guys think about it. No, I'm
not staying because no, no, I'm not. I'm not because
like I I I know what it's like to fuck you.
So you you gave this to somebody else? Yeah, I was,
as I was saying that bar Emor died again.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But we're back round two, round three, all right, So
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I want to hear you guys opinion about this. So
there's a streamer. Should I say her name or now?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So her name is extra Emily extra extra Emi, extra
extra m right. She's kind of going crazy right now,
going viral because of this situation. I'm curious to hear
what you guys think. So her family does well, her
paid about two hundred grand for her to go to college,
went to college, fucking finished whatever didn't work out. She
(32:13):
kind of switches streaming. She starts streaming, bro starts blowing up.
Now she's like top Meggarage, top ten streaming bro balling.
Somehow it came up. Her fans are like making fun
of her, and that's why this she's kind of going
viold because she's having a whole breakdown. She refuses to
acknowledge that her parents paid two hundred grand for her
to college. She refuses to think that paying her parents
(32:35):
back is a good idea for you know, obviously paying
for her to go to school, and like the internet
is kind of fifty to fifty. They're kind of like, well,
you're rich now whatever, it's it's your life, do whatever,
or you know, your parents pay for your school, you're
not doing anything with that money, Like, you're not using
your degree. You made it your own way. So that's
what they're like, No, you shouldn't pay them back. What
(32:56):
do you guys think?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I mean, I guess it depends on your relationship with
your parents, But I feel like the point of being
successful should be to be able to like retire your parents.
What Like, what fun is it if you're just gonna
keep it all to yourself?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Isn't that selfish? Ship? I hate people, man, y'all suck.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Take care of your family at the very least, take
care of others if you can't.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
For the greatest part is that when you hear trying
to explain it, but she just sounds so entitled where
it's like it's it's almost like, Yo, shame on you,
you are the worst daughter.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
But that's you. You know what. No, here's my definitive stance.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
The parents don't deserve the money because you raised the
little piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Y'all fucked up somewhere.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Fuck y'all.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I don't think is that she probably got like that
after she started making money. She's twenty six years old.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You think she got like that after she made money? Yeah?
Because her if she fame goes to these guys.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Head.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, but you don't think there was a seed in
there from as she grew up of selfishness of greedy.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
There was she rubbed off.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
From someone someone someone in that how sold was like, no,
you take care of yourself, fuck everyone else.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, maybe I mean her parent's extreme, but well no, no,
her parents did well enough to be able to pay
her college to Yeah, how do you think they did it?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
They took every single piece of change in the tip
jar Asian.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Wow it worked out. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I don't know if I would necessarily say you, oh,
well that that no, you owe them?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Fuck that. I think you do.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Like, if they it doesn't matter if they're rich or off,
but they still paid for you to go to school,
whether you are doing something with it or not. Now
you have the means to be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well yeah, well okay, but that that is a caveat.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
If they're rich, the money didn't mean shit anyway, then yeah,
why you even bother doing the transaction? They're like, I
don't want more taxes? Keep that ship girl. Yeah, so
now now I want to talk to the parents parents.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I definitely, I definitely feel the financial situation comes into
play a little bit. But I guess like I'm super
old school with it, like where I come from, you know,
I don't ever forget like where you came from, you know,
like that's one big thing with me, Like, don't ever
forget where you came from, don't ever forget like who
(35:08):
helped you on the come up, don't ever forget you know,
just who was truly there for you. And I feel, honestly,
it's one of those things, man, where she she got
a lot of money really quick, and when you get
a lot of money really quick, you don't know how
to act right. And I feel like I feel that
that's where it's at.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You end up with like an eight by eight grill
or something.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Dude, Dude, I think I guess like my thing, bro
is like, and you brought this point up, but who
in the right state of mind, like wouldn't want to
take care of their family if they're financially got it,
If you final actially got it and you're doing very well,
(35:51):
and you could you could spare a little chunk of change,
Like there's a lot of these streamers that are making
millions and millions of dollars on a yearly basis. So
if you know you're talking about a couple hundred thousand dollars,
you know, the least you could do is go to
your parents and say, you know, hey, I'm doing very well,
i'm house are like do something like And it's not
(36:14):
even I don't even feel like it's about like the
exact two hundred thousand dollars. It's about just.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Doing like some your investment, paid off some.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Some favor or a gesture where it's like, you know, hey,
like you but you said, like pay off their house,
you know, you know, pay off some of their card
notes or something like take something off of their plate,
because more than likely, you know, they struggled and worked
their ass off to provide for you and to provide
college for you and do all of these things. You
(36:42):
got to return the favor. Right.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
But once again, unless unless they're mega rige like if
your parents are multi yea millionaire, Yeah, I think like,
oh yeah, yeah, fifty for school whatever.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, And I think that's yeah. I think I think
that's when that's that's where it gets a little bit different.
And I think at that point in time, it would
be more like if if my parents mega, mega wealthy,
and they you know, paid for all my ship, and
I want to do something back for them. It's not me.
I would probably do something like like I would do
(37:11):
something like like put a fucking you know, put you know,
put a ranger over in the driveway from my mom,
and put a fucking Ferrari in the driveway for my dad.
It's got to be more sentimental.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I would get him like a macaroni necklace like that
I made as an adult.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
So I'm looking more into her. But she she graduated
from Columbia University with a financial engineering degree. Wow, so
she's not dumb, but she's not at all. She got
she went to school and did it Columbia too, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
So it's like, but that already tells me her parents
are mad rich. She went to Columbia, her parents.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Paid for Emily is not as extra as a Chinese American.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Oh yeah, Chinese American. Definitely rich.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Dude, this is this is super similar to uh Dame
dash Rockfeller records. He's he's kind of been all over
I think he is.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
What does he even do?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I think? I think it's I think his his financial situations.
I mean, record labels are not exactly thriving right now.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
He was a record label, but yeah, or front for
something else.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah. So I well, okay, So so here's what happened
with Dame is Dame Dame claims that he was a big,
a big part of Kevin Hart's success today, bringing him
into the entertainment industry. X y Z. I actually did
not know about that. I think I've I've heard some
(38:36):
different things on Kevin and like his rise, you know,
to fame everything like that. But apparently apparently Dame, uh,
you know, made the comment that you know, oh hey,
I you know, you know got Kevin this, you know,
entire life that he has today, and he's not he's crazy,
He's not. He's not gave me, you know, anything in return.
(38:58):
So it's like that's that's where it gets kind of messy,
where it's like, I doubt that girl's parents were complaining.
It's more the girls fans were complaining to her, like hey, like,
you know, you should you should do something nice for
your parents, say like they paid for your education, this
that and whatever. You're doing very well. Now. It's one
thing like the fans like given you know, the person shit,
(39:19):
like if the fans were given Kevin Hart shit, But
this is coming from the person that quote unquote helped him.
But I think I will say once again flip side
is like, you know, never forget like who helped you
get to where you are and who knows? I would
assume Kevin's probably done something, you know, maybe for him
(39:41):
at some point in time or you know, or like
even if not, let's let's give him the corrects like
because like that's what I was gonna say too, is
like you especially with Kevin hartbro is you know, he
he started, like comedy is not an easy fucking come up.
So not only did he rise up in the comm
he's you know, space, but now he's obviously involved in
(40:03):
you know, all the acting stuff. He's got, He's got
clothing brands that he's associated with. He has like multiple
brands that he's like doing shit with. But it's like
he's he's built what he has today because of Kevin Hart,
not fucking Dame Dash. Well, it was your question.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Go ahead, you don't think you don't think that because okay,
so I'm reading about this he said that Dame Dash
I guess started. He made a movie called Paper Paper Soldiers.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Have you heard of it? No?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Have you heard of it? Evan. That's Kevin's first movie
that he was in. Okay, and that's where he that's
where Dame Dash was proclaiming like, that's the first acting
where they gave you now look at you.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Right yeah, right right.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
But I'm saying he no one even heard of him movie.
No exactly, but that movie you take away that step.
That's a big step. Okay, that's a big stepping stone. Okay,
you don't think that that. Let's just say it hasn't happened.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Right, Let's just say Kevin's never done anything for Dame Dash,
just just to entertain his mind. Right, you think nothing
is old like a April Thay you or like a
something No.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
So here, here's what I'll say.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I I think from everything that I've seen from Kevin Hart,
he seems like a very genuine, down to earth motherfucker.
I feel like if someone actually had that much of
an impact on his rise to fame, he would probably
take care of them. And if they're not getting taken
care of, I guarantee you they weren't that impactful. That's
(41:25):
how I feel about it, Bro, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Okay, we remove these too, though, Like somebody kind of
helps you out, is it kind of like cool?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Or like how do you?
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Is that just kind of he still had to put
in so much work to become who the fuck he
is today. That's not fair, you know what I mean.
It's like it's like do I do? Do I now
go back to the first guy who gave me a
job and be like, man, if it wasn't for fucking
work at that time, fuck me, where would I be?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I think? I think, yeah, I think any person with
with a with a level head and a decent head
on their shoulders is always going to give credit back,
you know, some day, somehow, you know, to the individual.
But I'm not gonna lie though, Like like that shit
pisses me off when it's like you see someone like
trying to take someone's you know, like work kind of
away from him. I guess, like, here's here's my other
(42:16):
thing with Kevin bro is like he's such a massive
comedian and has such a crazy following. Like I'm sorry, Dame,
but nobody needed Dame Dash for Kevin to get into
a movie. Kevin Hart has opportunities knocking at his fucking doorstep.
You you you know, because a lot of comedians, bro,
(42:41):
a lot of comedians, a lot of comedians naturally get
into acting just because they can perform on a stage,
and like that's that's obviously what acting is is being
able to perform on the spot, you know, fucking you know,
put on this front show, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So, yeah, you know, I was thinking about what you said.
Where're like first one they gave me a job? I
should go shake his head like I I do that.
I don't know why, Like I remember, like the first
job I had were like the first job, but like
as I got older, like you know, I worked there
and then I like I became a manager of that spot,
which and then you know, I learned a lot from
that dude. But like that dude had had to do.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
You still cut grass today.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'm trying to get some real grass on my things.
So you can come fucking do it, bitch, No, because
I hook you up with some grass. Bro, if you
help me in any way, I personally go out of
my way to to But yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, I mean I'll thank someone, right, especially if there
was a good opportunity. How much money do you give
these people though that have helped you out with your If.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I can't help them get money, I will.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's just me, no, I go. I'm the same way, bro,
Like I already already know in my head, Like and
I'm gonna say when because I already know it when
I get to a certain level, Like there are certain
people that I will be paying dues to.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
H fair, I don't know. Yeah, I do that a lot.
Even it's just like yeah, just like I guess to me,
it's like yeah, because a lot of people have done that,
gone out of the way to help.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Me with It's it's a respect thing. And it's like
and honestly, whoever if like it's a pet peeve of
mine when somebody helps people expecting something in return. Exactly
if if you're gonna help someone, you should genuinely help
them just out of the kindness of your heart, not
(44:29):
because you're gonna, oh well, if I do this, this
person's gonna give me this. Like yeah, if I do
something for somebody and then you know it's beneficial to
them and they down the line return the favor, that's
just like cherries on top, Like that's just a sprinkle,
like end of the day, like anyone I help with
anything or do for anyone, It's it's because I generally
(44:49):
want to Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
There's there's a piece of me that really wants to
have that Snoop dog toast where he was like, you
know last bnotly, I want to thank me for putting
all that hard fucking work, you.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Know what I mean, Like, no, that's sh Yeah, no,
I think that's that's why I said. It's like it's
not necessarily about like monetary or like getting gifts or like,
you know, even a certain thing to somebody. It's more
just like saying thank you and reaching out to somebody
like does not hurt. And yeah, I mean obviously if
you're at a certain financial level, like yeah, if you
(45:24):
could fucking bless someone with some like the change, you know,
so if you can bless someone with some dope shit
like cool. But you know that's the other flip side
of this, bro is like everybody sees, you know, success
on social media, they see the finish line. Nobody sees
that fucking journey on the way to that finish line
(45:46):
and how much bullshit they had to go through, all
the fucking rough days, all the shitty times you know.
So yeah, Oh that got deep. I got fucking deep.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Question bro yep to three yeast. Damn, all right, we're done.
I'm crazy. All right. Well see you as the next one.
Base Yo.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I didn't I didn't want to say this on the pod,
but
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