we got sold FAKE jewelry

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Episode Transcript

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Oh, brother, that's what Isaid when I look at those fucking fake
band cleafs. Bro, those weren'teven fake Van Cleefs though they didn't even
try them Van Weeks bro with yo. You know what's crazy, bro?
What it's like? You know,I brought you guys Crumble this morning.
Well this is right now, Iknow, right now, my bad.
It's fucking pm. It's almost nighttime. Bro. So I got you guys

(00:23):
Crumble, okay, And you know, I'm in there and I'm like,
fuck, I'm late. These dudesare gonna be mad, you know.
I start thinking about all these fuckingthings, right yeah, And then I'm
in there. You know, doyou ever go into the store, you
go to the drive through? Alwaysin the store, so you know when
you go in the store, they'relike, welcome to Crumble. Yeah so
bro, sushi restaurant. It's racist, bro keeping that in though. So

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I walk in there and they're like, welokome to Crumble. There's hello people
in there. I sent you guysa picture, right, and I get
there and then there was just onechick like you didn't say it loud as
fuck, some something new guy.No, it was some chap, brother,
was making the little ball like thecookies, right, she was like,
Hey, you didn't say it,and then she was like, Amy,
I was the first one to fuck. She's like, I'm the first

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one to say it, and thenBro, everybody back there's like oh shit,
oh shit. And then she's like, I didn't hear you. And
he's like, I was the firstone to say it. I'm tired of
you keep saying Bro. This isreal loud, Bro, God round my
life. I couldn't wait to tellyou guys. So she's like, I'm
so sick and tired of you tellingme that I didn't say it when I'm
the first one to say it.Bro, Screaming crumbles are not big places.
There's hell of people in the front. There's i've never seen them,

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many people working too. But shewas in there making the balls. Other
people were doing whatever. And thenit just got so awkward, bro.
And then she was like someone elsewalked in and then she obnoxiously welcome to
Crumball and she said did you hearthat? I was like, oh my
god, everyone's sick of Becky.Bro. It was so crazy. And
then that girl got all red andthen she's like, see you didn't say

(01:51):
it that time. She's like,I was talking to her, why don't
you let me do my job?And then Bro, it was intense and
I'm like, you know what,my problem's not that bad right now?
Until I got here, until Iarrived at Before the Cup podcast studios,
and I was met with arguably thebiggest slap in the face to date.

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Yeah, as you can see,Yeah, I'm pan over to Evan.
Bro, he's he's handling that rightnow. I I've you know, listen,
I don't feel like I'm someone thatdoes people bad. I wouldn't think
any of us are, you know, But I don't even know. Should
we remind this up? Bro?You can always cut it out, but
we ain't gonna cut Yeah, I'mI'm not talking about it. Bro,

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it is already set it up.We have to say his name. Can
we just tell him a little glimpseof what happened? Bro? Guess the
meaning? How can we tee thisup? Bro? You guys ever bought
jewelry and it's fake? No?Up until today jewelry? How do you

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feel about fake jewelry? Me?Well, let me tell you something right
now. I have a lot ofjewelry, but now, based on what's
happened today, I'm questioning if anyof my jewelry is even real because I
go to the same guy. Becausewhat I do when I buy something and
I want to help somebody and Ibelieve in the product, I believe in

(03:22):
the person, I like to continuebusiness with them, and then, like
a flower, I like to plantsee it and let other people enjoy what
I found. You know, ifI'm walking around then I see an apple
tree and I take an apple andI'm like, this is fucking juicy,
is delicious, It's green. Ilove green apples. I'm gonna be like,
yo, Lucas, come come overhere, bro, get you one
of these apples. And what areyou gonna do. I'm gonna take a

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whole You're trying to sell some apples? Real hardt homing, what's in these
apples? But they're just delicious andgreen? But what if they were just
panted like apples and they're really pears? I like pears. I like pears
too, But Evan help me outright now, Bro? What am I
trying to say? All I'm gonnasay, bro, is when you think
you know somebody, you don't reallyknow. Somebody that was a very uh

(04:05):
hope it hurts Tom down version ofwhat we're talking about before we press record.
But it's okay, and it isgiving you a lot of grace,
and I'm giving you a lot ofgrace, and I think Lucas is giving
you a lot of grace. Um, let me go to the But I
will never spend another dollar with youagain. I will stop sending you tens

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and twenty and thirty one thousand dollarsorders to you. I'm never gonna tell
my rich friends that want to buya two hundred and fifty thousand dollars watch
to go to you ever again.I just want you to know that two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars that Iwill not send your way ever again.
And I did it twice and whatdid you do? Left them on red?

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It won't be a third time.Yo. Where's that? Where's Aushton
Cutcher at bro Because we just gotpunked. We got a package in the
mail and it was Austin. Becauseyou're saying you thought dudes are real fugazi
not even though they didn't even lookclose. I kind of want to hold
them up. Honestly, we shoulddo that. We should to hold them

(05:08):
up just so that way people youdon't want to do. Bro, I'm
gonna take a picture and put onwe should we should post it on all
of our stories and be like whichone was real, which one's fake?
Or spot the differences right and tagthem tag Van Cleef too. Yeah,
like jokes like use a buff fake. Oh anyways, Bro, I guess

(05:29):
at the end of the day,it could be working at Crumble and you
didn't say welcome up Crumble loud enough. You know what I mean? Yeah,
I mean that's Crumble. You're thisclose to become the next waffle house.
Congratulations. Yeah, this topic isnot even worth our breath. Boys,
go ahead, yeah open, We'rekeeping where to keep it moving.
So I got an interesting one.We're in this like real social media uh

(05:53):
world today. We got anyone andeverybody trying to go viral. I feel
that, you know, anyone getson the internet now and like that's kind
of like the goals, Like I'mtrying to go viral viral clips. We
obviously do you know podcasts where we'realways trying to push you know, interesting
topics. We got things like that, and we got a we got a

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basic white girl that is doing alittle cooking video and she she just casually
drops the N word. Okay,so we've talked about this before, different
cultures, different people using it.She she drops us on the video.
Obviously she did it for for viewsand comments and all. That was that

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one before. But then she takesit. She takes it a step further
and uh, basically retweets or reX's or whatever you want to call it,
a little oozy picture of him wearinga dress and basically saying, you
know, hey, y'all are tryingto cancel me for for using the N

(06:57):
word, and you know you don'twant to cancel this guy. And uh,
she's got the internet like turned upsidedown. So just curious on number
one, the use of the Nwords so casually by a you know,
Midwest white woman, let alone doingship for internet views. Well, I

(07:18):
got two cents on this one.Do I think this was appropriate? Absolutely
not. However, the balls onthis chick because she's ready and probably gonna
take a bullet for this fucking ship. Yeah, that's she said it like
like like we say it bro Yeah, like like she she said it said

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it bro like and dude, itwasn't like it wasn't like it was like
whoopsie. It was like just saidit like there was her favorite Tupac.
Yeah. It's like it's like,yo, she's like been in the car.
She's been in the in the car, just saying in that ship bro
for years. Bro. Because itcame out like like, uh uh,

(08:03):
what's it called her? Fucked up? What I was gonna say, bro,
like her execution ten out of ten, ten out of ten, eleven
out of ten, eleven out often, confidence, ten out of ten.
Bro. She So what I'm sayingis this first she's been practicing.
But bro, like that. Buthere's the thing about you, because she

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she kind of talked fast and likewas in the middle of saying a lot
of shit. It wasn't like thestart of the video. Do you think
she said it like they're not gonnapick that up or they're like they're not
gonna pay attention to that. That'swell so not necessarily that they're not gonna
pick up on it. But Ithat's where when he said that she did
it to go viral. I don'tknow, I don't I don't think that
was her motivation. I don't thinkshe was like I need to say something

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that's gonna just fuck in awe theworld, because, to be honest,
I don't think she's that smart.I think she was just genuinely speaking her
mind, and I think now she'sgonna end up regretting what the hell she
said. The larger this grows,which damn. But do you know the
context of what she was talking aboutthough, Yeah, she was saying,
uh, I don't remember. Shewas saying, like, listen, girls

(09:07):
don't like rich dudes. She waslike, we like broke n words.
But that wasn't it was the otherway she was. She was saying,
that's what they end up being with, right yeah, oh yeah, okay,
yeah yeah. But it was basicallylike defending like we like, we're
we're we're gonna end up being withlike regular broke dudes. Is that what

(09:28):
it was? Okay, No,let me double what I remember. I'm
pretty sure she was like, wedon't want rich dudes, we want we
like what she said, but justlisten, let's listen. Everybody I know
who's married right now married to brokegrast niggas got rolled off her tongue.

(09:48):
That's the exception, married to.So she was basically saying like she's the
exception, which means like society thingsthat we want rich dudes, except I'm
the I'm not the exception. I'mlike the no. Like she's defending people
being with like regular dudes, andher words broke ass. Is that what

(10:09):
she was saying. I still didn'tget that. I'll be honest, I
was like, I, you're soblown away by the casual N word.
I was so blown away with thecasual nword, like being a white dude,
Like that's just like it's like sofrowned upon. Like when I heard
she said that and I seen theheadline, I wasn't even listening to like

(10:30):
context of what she said. Iwas just waiting for her to, like,
you know, say it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
at the end of the day,let's face it, yeah, the
context doesn't even matter that it's true. I'm over here trying to be like,
well, let she used, well, right, I see what you
were saying. I still don't thinkthat was her context, to be honest,
But as I remember it, shewas basically saying, like all these

(10:52):
girls saying that they're they're gonna endup with these guys that are rich.
But everyone that I know that's marriedis with these broke and I felt like
it was derogatory, not just becauseof the word, but I feel like
the word added even more to thederogatory sense. You want to hear her
response to the backlash. I heardit, but Pladian seems to have upsent

(11:18):
members of a certain community, andit is all the backlash just really made
me, you know, just reallydo a deep dive, like do a
soul search. And after all that, I still couldn't find a care.
You're gonna call us racist, You'regonna call him. So she just doubled
down on whatever. Yeah, butthat's what I'm saying. She's ready and

(11:39):
willing to take a bullet for whateverher cause was. But what's crazy the
comments are like, like her words, people of that community being like,
I didn't really get offended, andit's just like, shut the fuck up,
Yeah you did. You want tobe like the cool person on you
know, I don't know, yeah, but how many times you say,
well, bro, you know abitch, you know what this actually and

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uh, these guys will see thisclip. I'm sure I have. I
have. So this was this isfor my birthday weekend I had I had
some friends in town, and uh, three of them are black and we're
we were actually all out and wewere actually in an uber. There's some
like music playing or whatever, anduh like we were like always joking and

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we're like, you know, hey, Like I was like, yo,
am I going to get the passone day? And like I'm like,
I don't, Like I never wantto pass. I never asked for the
pass. I'm never going to askfor the past. But you know,
like they were joking with me,like yo, you want to pass,
Like you want to pass. Andthen like we were in the car,
we were all on this uber andthey're like yo, say it, Yo

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say it, Yo say it,And like the music was fucking slapping,
and like like you know how alot of music is bro some of these
songs like that shi it's like everyother word. Sometimes he was like mean
it and let me pick a song. Yeah, and like, dude,
let's be real, let's be real, Like like I don't get I said,
like from Chicago, I'm in mycar. I'm in my car going

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to the gym in the morning.You know. Every once in a while,
you know, it's something like mylittle slip accidentally, but yeah,
it was just it was hell offunny because they're all black, they're obviously
like my fucking brothers essentially, andthey were just like pressing me like you'll
say it, you should say it, and then and then like that whole
night, they were like yo,like you got the past tonight, bro,
Like you can say it. Hey, Bro, if a tree falls

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in the forest, no one heardit. Guess what, Bro, Yeah
a tree it'll fall. Then Isay that I fuck that up. You
probably fucked I think. So yeah, we all Becky. I'm not gonna
say keep doing you, but Imean I'm gonna I'm gonna say keep doing
you because I kind of want tosee the outcome. This is what this
is wild. Yeah, I uhshout out to you. What was her

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name? Who gives a fun Karen? Probably? Yeah. Look, you
know I love those cooking videos,but anytime I see a white girl cooking,
bro, like next trying to hearthat shit. Bro. Let me
tell you one thing, man,a white girl, white girls can bake.
White girls can't cook. Oh man. Yeah, I'm with you,
dude, I'm with you. Let'soh bro, this is not one that

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we're talk We're talking about social media. Did you guys see that there was
this uh, this post that cameout and it was like, you remember
back in the day. I mean, I don't know you guys remember because
are old. But when I firsthad a phone, my shit was just
numbers. You know, you gottapress five four times to get the letter
L couldn't really use the internet now, but it's basically like adults are kind

(14:41):
of going back to buying phones whereyou can't use the Internet, right,
So it's kind of like old Razorsor whatever, where it's just phone called
boom. And I thought that waslike interesting. I'm like, oh,
people, you know, like forwhat. But then I was like,
it's actually a fucking brilliant idea,bro to have a communication device sold for
the use of communicating so you can'tlose yourself in your phone, sit there
and do a bunch of like justwaste time. That was pretty cool.

(15:03):
I want to hear you guys opinionon that. I don't know. So
when I saw that, I getit, Like, if you feel like
you're truly if you you have torecognize that you have a problem, right
if you do, And so ifyou're that person, that's like I can't
control myself. I need to dumbdown my smartphone, then do you?
But obviously I see it like we'rewe're kind of retrograde and we're going back

(15:26):
to older technology, Like you havemore access with these Why switch it back
to the old ship because you Idon't know if you have if you have
a problem, That's what I mean. Yeah, right, I think for
me, For me personally, I'mnot gonna lie, Bro, I'm a
I'm a social media fucking whore.Like I love it, Bro, I

(15:48):
love it. So I think withlike with all the new features in the
phone, like you can put likerestrictions and ship on apps, but I
think honestly, it's like super dopeconcept of just like not even having access
or even like the temptation because likeit's physically like not available. Like I
low key would love to have likea motor or like razor just for like

(16:12):
a week, bro, and justI would love to see like how my
productivity would fucking change and like justhow things would be. Bro. And
I miss hanging up on people likethis, like you know what I'm done?
You Yeah, like attitude. Idon't know about you, guys,
but I catch myself sometimes like I'llgo to my phone to like send a
text or like make a phone call, and then it's like before you know

(16:34):
it, you're like, okay,let me click on this real quick,
and then it's like you're there forlike one minute, two minutes, ten
minutes, twenty minutes. It's likeyo, like it's dude, it's a
fucking rabbit hole. I get diverted, but I quickly go back to whatever
the hell I was doing. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, like,
if you have an issue, thenyou you need to manage that with
either I keep my notifications off though, like I don't have. The only

(16:56):
ones I have is for YouTube.I want to make sure like if I
see something, I can respond toit, but like the Instagram, TikTok
all that, I keep the shipoff. Yeah, and I still get
lost in the ship though, ButI've actually done that before. But here's
a tricky thing with that. Whenyou don't have your notifications on, I
feel you actually go to the socialmedia platforms more because you know you're not
gonna get notified, so you haveto go in there to check it.

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So now you're like going into theapp sometimes unnecessarily when you know, you
could just have notifications on and knowif something you know, someone d m
D you or a comment whatever.Interesting, Hey Motorola, if you want
to send us some razors, Bro, I want the black one yo,
three yo. I just give methe nice silver, the Classic, and
then we'll give silver from me.We'll get the black for you and then

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the pink model. That's right,I forgot that. Not with the pink
pink. He just gets the babypink. Blow god. Grammar had that
ship stun on everybody at church.She was like, yeah, no,
bet, yeah, yeah, youknow, kind of in the similar lane.
So you guys are familiar with withstarlink Elon's like Wi Fi. Yeah,

(18:03):
did you guys see that? Uh? He basically sent this like on
contacted tribe the ability like to haveWi Fi and like Adam didn't send them
follows the ship too. I believeit was just the Wi Fi. Bro.
Let me see it connects Elon remoteAmazon tribe connects to Elon's Elon must
starlink Internet and becomes addicted to pornand social media. Bro, I love

(18:26):
it. I mean, this isthe season, right, boys, but
but this is this is this iswhat I'm saying the hold up, bro,
let me put my tinfoilhead on.How do you how do you find
them? If they're on remote tribe? Can you find hidden people? I
mean, to be fair, hehas satellites and ships, so if anything,

(18:48):
right, can you think of anythingscarier bro, than coming across and
uncontacted tribe? Like as you said, we all go to the Amazon,
Bro, We're like, you knowwhat, Bro, let's let's go see
what's cracking and then we see likewe get people with fucking leaves over their
dick. Were like, we're dyingand they're they're eating. Maybe no,
no, no, see you thinkyou're talking a ways to the people who
don't know you don't you don't talkto them, bro. I mean you

(19:11):
are the foreign person, right,I'd be pulling out lighters and ship like
mistake number one. Yeah, letme tell you stories like okay, real
quick, though, can you imagineseeing porn though for the first time?
Like I remember, like it wasTuesday. I was gonna say, like,
like you know how it was likewhen you're young and you start fucking

(19:33):
seeing like Playboy magazines and ship.I mean like back in our day,
like we didn't really have like ages, you know, stuck together. There
was a munch internet ship going onquite like yeah, it was like you
know that the Playboy and Huster magazineswere like the ship. So just imagine
bro, like Playboy and Hustler,like we've seen that ship. Like,
think about how excited we got.Imagine these motherfuckers. They're in a tribe.
They've only seen their certain race,culture, you know, types of

(19:57):
people whatever. Now all of asudden, there's all this nasty fucking this
is the first time I seen BBLS. Dude, we got we got fucking
bbls, fucking squirters, fucking midgets, yo, like all sorts of shit,
toys, fuck machines. Like,shit's crazy, bro, Bro,
I read this story this shit yo. Imagine just beeding that tribe and just

(20:21):
seeing some of this ship though,like I would be addicted to see,
but this is one how do youknow to look something? Like if you
don't know something, that's just howdo you know to find it? Oh?
So the first guy there was like, Yo, this is what we
use it for. H Yeah,dude, you know it was there.
There's probably some like fucking some likefucking tourists or like people traveling or something
that probably put them on, becauseyou do make a good point if you've

(20:45):
never had access to the Internet andlike social media, like low key,
like if you now have access,First off, where do they get devices
from? That's another question, That'swhat I'm saying. Let'ta read this fun
like but I'm like, so,I know that we're going down this rabbit
hole. But I'm pretty sure thatwas a joke. I don't think it
was. It was Drew, butit was in the New York Times.

(21:06):
Bro. The New York Times neverlies. Bro. The tribe is all
the women are pissed off. Allthe women are pissed off because none of
the guys want to have sex anymorebecause they're all just fucking jacking their dick
to porn all day. Oh mygod. But they're observing more sexual aggressive
behavior. Yeah, probably spinning onit. Yeah yeah, yo, fucking
like they were just doing that realbasic like missionary like slow fucking dude,

(21:33):
dude. Now all of a sudden, motherfuckers are putting them in pretzels and
weird positions and they always turn thisso sexual. But to your point,
how you were like, I'm gonnashow him my lighter, so there was
this slawyer bro about this. There'sobviously a bunch of uncontracted tribes and uh
in Amazon. But does you knowwhat Lex Friedman is. He's just he's
huge, possible, but he's born. It's really interesting, right. So

(21:56):
he was talking about he was hehad somebody on it. He was basically
like, Bro, they tried todo that. They were like showing them
pictures. They're showing them a phonelike look and then that's the first time
they've ever seen that. So intheir mind they have like their kind of
own like religion or whatever. Right, so their belief is like, hold
on, this person doesn't look likeus. They're showing us stuff that we
don't understand. Like this guy,they're they're evil, like they're devils.

(22:19):
They fucking slaughter all of them,ate them right right? That crazy,
But that's but that's what I'm saying. Like where they fucked up was they
were like, oh, look afriend friend, No, that's white people
ship. Okay. I'd be inthere like, oh, like you try
to fuck and then to scare theship out of these fucking guys. They
have fears. Bro. If theywould throw that at me, Bro,

(22:41):
you're catching it. You're throwing themback, but they have arrows. Oh
nothing, dog, you're pulling outthe chappas on them. They might be
running from a couple of arrows.All right, well, here's what I'm
saying. But then from behind thetree, pop out with the fire.
You just gott hit them with thethese you know what I mean? A

(23:03):
point, But that's what I'm saying, Like, you have to you have
to come in there as the authority. Right by the end of the night.
I want the crown be like,you're killing your leader Daddy's home or
but what if we just go killthe leader. You you don't want to
have to be doing any of theaggression. You want to show them that
in a second, you can snapyour fingers and the whole town blows up,
or they can kill their leader andgive me that motherfucker's hut. All

(23:26):
right, that's it, that's it. They probably have a good like pension
plan. If you're like the leadershiptoo, you know what I mean,
Like you get all the fucking allthe coconuts. So everybody knows about Diddy.
Everybody heard about Diddy, Da DaDa Da The latest and the greatest
though with Diddy, which I thinkis just fucking hilarious. Is we gotta

(23:48):
we got a crew of individuals andestablishments. I guess that are you know,
a lot of backlash going towards Diddy. Here Howard University Revokesard Howard.
It's Howard, Yeah, Harvard HowardHoward University revokes honorable our honorary degree,

(24:11):
and uh will return his one milliondollar donation. Stupid, just keep the
money. Okay, that's hilarious.So Howard does that, and then just
just a few days, a fewdays after the fucking the mayor of New
York City hits him up and fuckingsends him this big, blown out letter

(24:33):
and asks for the key to thecity. Back, isn't not a good
idea? Just turn to God,Just turn to fucking God. And I
just think it's funny and fucked becausethe key to the city, like it
doesn't it doesn't open anything. Yeah, that is not a fucking actual give

(24:55):
me my garage clicker to But no, it's like it's kind of that's actually
a big thing though, No,I know, it's a really it's a
really big thing, like in thesecities, you know, to have the
key to the city. Let's say, right, I agree, But I'm
like, I agree, they needto ask for it back. But is
he going to send it back?I don't know, but like that's what
I say at the end of theday, doesn't really matter. Dude.

(25:15):
The best here's is it from NewYork. Dude, here's the best is
is they get Like in the letter, they not only like told him like,
you know, hey, We're like, you know, this is given
to people, you know because ofyou know X y Z. We now
feel that, you know, becauseof your actions, Uh, you don't
meet the criteria, so we arerequesting it back. So not only did

(25:37):
they like tell him they wanted itback here here here was icing on the
cake, they gave him the exactaddress and the room number of like one
of the federal buildings in New Yorkto return it. Like they were like
very specific. They're like, pleasereturn it to one two one two five
West fifth Street, room number threesixty five, like like they were just

(26:00):
like fucking all about it. Bro. They need to ask for it back
right publicly because that kind of sendsthem the only message that you need about
it. But yeah, if heever gives it back, gives the fu.
Yeah it After that was his Idon't want that. Were you doing
with the key? I wasn't hewas fucking Meeks asked with that bro,

(26:21):
you know doing lines of coke?Yeah? Yeah, like brother, brother,
that thing was a fucking sex toy. That's a I don't want that.
Hey, real talk though, LikeI know we joked, like you
know did he needs to like turnto God and it's like his only way
out? What you guys, whatdo you guys really think is gonna happen
with him? Well, so,like as of recently, he's doing all

(26:45):
these like pr stunts, like tryingto read like get his image back.
You guys seen that ship. That'sthe dumbest ship ever, bro fucking try
so like he uh, the onethat I saw was like where he was
walking around his neighborhood. There's acouple of like these instances where like people
were obviously filming him wherever the fuckhe goes like, oh here, here's
this motherfucker right, and so theywere filming him and he's like, hey,

(27:08):
I'm really sorry. You know,I've changed my ways. I hope
you all have a good day.Like he was trying to make it to
where like he wanted people filming him, but he was trying to be like,
I'm for the people, like Ifucked up, and and he put
out that public statement where he's like, you know, I need to change
my ways. I've hit rock bottomin my life and shit like that.
So he's making an effort from apr standpoint to try and change his image.

(27:30):
Whether or not that's gonna work,I think it's gonna take fucking years
because even like think of Will Smithsmacking Chris Rock in the face. He's
been trying fucking this whole time toget his image back, and I'd say
he's probably made it thirty percent ofthe way, you know, with like
this whole bad Boy's too reliweet shit. Huh So that should made a hundre
million dollars for a week. Ithink he got the people back on our

(27:51):
side. Bro. Yeah, Idon't know. I don't feel that way
and cash out in that movie.Bro, I don't know. Bad boys
shit goes crazy. I mean,go ahead and try, But here's a
thing, bro, like this isthe thing I hate about Like We're probably
gonna get it and I'm sorry laterand I'm sorries that come from you got
caught have zero substance like all ofthis, I hate rock Bottom. I

(28:15):
gotta go to God. It isbecause everything that you did is in the
air. You're talking about Diddy,Well, I mean, I guess I
am talking about like you know whatI mean. Like we're probably gonna again,
I'm sorry this, this and that. But like you're saying sorry because
we found out these are fake?Did he saying I'm sorry because he found
out everything was real. I'm notcomparing you to Diddy, but you're both
doing something crazy shit, you knowwhat I mean. But anyways, Diddy's

(28:36):
fucked. You know who else isfucked? Anybody in the United States who's
a citizen that's under twenty six yearsold? Yeah, bro, talk about
it. Draft Day, Draft DraftDay. Listen. I'm gonna tell you
somebody. Now, I've always madefun of these guys for being old,
but I'm gonna tell you right now, I am so happy to be a
twenty nine year old American citizen.Contrary to proper belief, I was fucking
born here. You breaks pieces ofshit, bro, But the dress So

(28:57):
the House passes a bill that anybodyunder twenty six is now eligible for a
draft, which is hilarious. It'sI think it's terrifying. So well,
I said it in the comments.I was like, well, you know,
lucky for them, the men don'teven identify as men anymore under that
age anyway, So it's like,what are you what are you doing in
this country? Bro? You knowI saw this thing bro that was like

(29:19):
I don't know who said it,but they were basically like, Bro,
we're fucked. Everybody in twenty sixright now doing TikTok dances and identifies as
purple. You know what I mean, We're fucked. But imagine being twenty
six though, bro, like yourcousin, that's not fucking terrifying. Bro,
But what happens like it's break I'mtoo dumb to understand that. What
does that mean? Does that meanthat like if just off they're going yeah,

(29:41):
yeah, But that's the thing.It's a weird timing though, right,
it's super weird timing. But atthe same time, there's so much
fucking conflict going on in the world. I mean, we kind of we're
gonna have to jump in somewhere atsome point right where the number one superpower
we're gonna get involved. There's fuckingwars left, right, and Center and
we're playing fucking head of the Un Yeah, you know, possibility for

(30:04):
us for going to war we think, I think it's pretty good. But
the question is is it gonna belike ground troops invasions or we just all
fly the birds in? Yeah,Hiroshima round. It's gonna depend on this
fucking election and if we get yourdumb ass uncle out of the White House.
Don't think it is that bro,bro fucking broke old man fucking Rivers.

(30:26):
Did you see that that that Russianfucking thing was thirty miles from Florida?
Is that that it Wasn't it wasa nuclear missile submarine thing? Oh?
I mean sh But we've been doingthat too though. That's a thing,
bro. But that's what I'm saying, Like, in my opinion,
we've been fucking encroaching on like Russiaand and like, don't get me wrong,
the whole Ukraine thing. I'm notpicking sides on this ship, but

(30:48):
I'm just saying, like we've fuckedPootin over multiple times to where like I
get why he wants to shoot usat this Yeah, but we do that
too though. Like I was talkingto this guy and he's like, uh,
he's basically I don't want to messup his title, but he's a
big dick in the Navy. Andhe was telling me bro that that we
do that all the time too,Like we'll go, like there's submarines that

(31:10):
you know, they have like alittle thing where you can talk to other
things. They'll turn that off they'rein like rushing water when they're leaving about
one hundred miles before that they getout of their waters, they turn it
on, so they see like,oh shit, they were here, how
did they get here? They scrambleand they leave. So it's one of
those things that the United States islike known for doing. It's like,
hey, bro, hey bitch,I was just here. You didn't know.

(31:32):
Fuck run to find out. Theydo that with the planes, but
they they're allegedly right, the UnitedStates is notorious for doing that with submarines,
right, you know what I mean? Yeah, but that's what I
was saying. Yeah, fucking steppingon toes all day. No. No,
But isn't that crazy though? Yeah? I guess, But that's why
we're the number one superpower, youknow what I mean? Yeah, I
don't think they want to smoke bro, be honest with you, I don't

(31:52):
think. But the question, look, here's what worries But if they said
the first world. But here's whatworries me. Our presidents are one hundred
and eight years old. Their presidentis one hundred and eight years old.
At what point all it takes isone of these old fucks. He'd be
like, no, I'm not gonnabe here much longer, man. I
think that's the fear for for forlike Putin, Bro, suppose he has

(32:13):
cancer, suppose he has this,he's Biden is fucking he's gone Bro switch
though we switch every four you isthat dude? He would have to give
it up to another time, anotherwhat is called oligar, yeah, olive
Garden whatever. But but he's butPutin, he basically turned that ship into
a fucking I know. But he'slike dying supposedly. Yeah, and I

(32:34):
guess everybody like how many fucking uholive Garden people over there got their ship
taken? Like there there's he's peopledon't like him over there, I guess,
like the people that support him.So he's kind of like this just
what has been told to me.I'm fucking this all up. But just
hear me, right, that he'sbasically like back against the wall. He's
like, fuck, bro, likeI'm losing, you know, the people
that support me, like financially,like the real people that move. Motherfucker's

(32:57):
loaded. You know that he's Ithink it's multi billionaire. Yeah yeah,
but like the people that like it'slike, there's obviously the president of the
people who really move shit. Ithink it a little bit kind of goes
like that over there. So whatI was told is that he's kind of
like sweating. He's like, fuck, dude, Like I don't know.
So that's where the fear on ourside comes because he's like, bro,
he might just say fuck it andthen just press it right. But I
don't see him being in that positionbecause he's old. Why why the fuck

(33:20):
would he care? He knows he'snot gonna be around forever. He knows
he's not gonna be around. Butto him, bro, it's like,
Yo, I've been lead. I'vebeen leading this ship for like fifty years
now. I got to give itup age or not still pride or still
like like damn, like him steppingdown is probably like I lost. Does
that make sense? Yeah? Idon't know. I think there's plenty of
reasons for him to just throw thesmoke up. But so too, me
too. But that's everywhere, right, China's going fucking crazy like we were

(33:44):
taking there. But even China wastelling Russia like YEO, chill out.
Well yeah, because that's strategy ontheir part though, right, like there
we need your resources when we fight. Yeah, but it's also like they're
trying to maybe like yo, likepublicly we're gonna be like yo, chill
out, but like gave the greenlight, like go ahead, bro,
they we'll be here. I'm swingingfirst, but they jump on you.

(34:05):
None of my business. I don'tknow. This is fucking all I'm saying
is, bro, I'm happy tobe an almost thirty year old man.
Bro, even if I was twentysixth Bro, I'm gonna make my feet
are flat. I mean with that. Here's what it is. We identify
as a girl, yeah, forsure, of course I'm purple bro.
They call me purple shit. Heidentifies as a fucking burrito? Yeah,

(34:25):
bro, what's it after that ship? No, sir and bean burrito?
What else we got? Yo?I I just gotta I just gotta one.
I gotta bring up that this ship'sso funny. So we we live
in a world of once again socialmedia, where you got you got people
sliding in you know, individuals dms all the fucking time and throwing fire

(34:47):
emojis and you know, doing whatever. Well, uh, this this guy
was scrolling on social media and youknow, just uh, just a casual
Monday evening like tonight and U He'sseen this girl and he's like, damn,
this pitch is bad fucking I'm aslide in her DM. So,
uh, he slides in this girl'sd M. He says, he says

(35:08):
you bad. You're looking good andhe said he said you bad, He
said you single. So the girlwas like, oh, you know,
who's this guy? Like, youknow, before I respond, let me
take a look at him. Well, the guy looks pretty familiar. She
starts looking a little bit deeper.It's her dad. Okay, So like

(35:37):
let's just let's just say he wasa little bit of an absent father.
He wasn't. He wasn't early inthe picture. He got a girl,
he did the whole pump and dunkmethod, you know, and then I
and then you know, he justdecided not to go back. He looked
a lot like a girl I hadback in the day, and uh,
yeah he didn't. He didn't wantto play house. Well anyway, she

(36:00):
says, I guess her name isuh Tealaysia huh uh and he said he
says, he says, you know, I'm Telaysia your daughter. Now,
don't you recognize And he says,no, you're not. And she says,
she says, she says, Moniqueis my mom. And then he
says, Tink, you look sodifferent. I'm so sorry, that's that's

(36:24):
what he's calling. I guess seethat was her doing it. Maybe the
nickname, so yeah, you know, Tink, you look so different.
And then I can't see what itsays here, but uh and then he
says, uh, send me someand then I don't know what it says,
but I'm not sure, bro,brother, But yo, could you

(36:44):
imagine like how fucking embarrassing that wouldbe, Like I mean embarrassed the word.
Yeah, Like yeah, that's that'sfor her, Like I feel can
you imagine just the emotional emotional damagethat had to get that ship's rough?
Bro, I don't even know whatI mean, Bro, Like, just

(37:05):
imagine that like your whole life yougrew up, you didn't know this guy
because he was out of the pictureand then like you get a message,
dad, Yeah, oh you think, bro? You think? And fucking
egg plant and fucking squirts and peaches, peaches and fucking googly Bro, that's

(37:30):
what I'm saying. That's daddy.Is that you? He's like, what's
up? Ma? Hey, youlook good, shorty? Yeah? Yeah,
hold on, if your daughter's nameis that, how you gonna forget?
Yeah? For one on one lookingat all? He says, his
looks so different, Bro, Wellyeah you haven't seen it. Yeah,

(37:54):
yeah, not six months anymore.Last time you seen me, I was
fucking two years old. The milkspoiled yet, motherfucker. I'm fucking thirty
six. Now. Look, thisis like this is like this is some
random but I'm just curious. Haveyou guys ever like lived in either like
an apartment building or lived in likecondos or townhouses and like accidentally like went

(38:19):
into like the wrong house. Idon't think so I haven't gone in,
but I've knocked like I've been fuckedup, like where I used to live.
Yeah, it's just it's a hallway, and yeah, I've knocked on
the wrong door and been like,oh fuck it. So I never got
knock on your own door. Sothe reason why I ask is I'd seen
this article that I wanted to sharewith you guys, and it reminded me

(38:40):
of one of my friends that wasout here about It was probably, I
guess, back in March. Soa few months back. So a thief
breaks into a house, breaks inthe house. He's in there doing his
fucking thing, and apparently just washgot a little tired. Oh he's like,
fuck it, let me, letme lay down and fucking take it
quick little snooze. So a thieffalls asleep in the house that he's obviously

(39:06):
fucking robin. Anyway, it wasjust a funny, funny article. Well,
it reminded me of one of myfriends who was out here in fucking
March. So they're staying in theseuh this this Airbnb and it was in
one of those like real cookie cutterkind of neighborhoods, like honestly, kind
of like this were a lot ofthe houses like so similarly, Okay,
okay, yeah, maybe I'll custhim anyway, you know what I'm saying.

(39:29):
Though, It was like it's likeVegas. It's like a lot of
these desert looking houses like you knownothing. Okay. The reason the reason
why I am I'm sharing this isthey were had this airbnb here in Vegas,
and uh, he was heading backto the airbnb, he got confused

(39:51):
on the fucking houses and uh heaccidentally went into the wrong house and I
guess the house layout on the endwas pretty similar and and he just went
they just got that airbnb that thenight before, So he really wasn't familiar
with like the house, the layoutof the house, where the couch was,
you know what, decorations, anyof that kind of stuff. So

(40:13):
he went in the house. Whofucking door was unlocked, walked in.
Guy was drunk, tired, laysdown, goes to the couch, sleep
on the couch tonight, passes out. This is a real story, yes,
and uh bruh, dude, heuh, he fucking wakes up about
fucking eight am to two guys.It happened to be a gay couple,

(40:37):
and this gay couple is standing abovethem or above him. He's passed out
on the couch. They're like pokingin like, hey, dude, the
fuck you doing. He went intosome stranger's fucking house, passed out on
the fucking couch, and luckily theseguys were look cool. That's what I'm

(41:00):
saying. Your buddy looks non threateningas fuck clear. Oh yeah yeah,
I mean he was like he's fuckinghe's he's a fucking chiropractor. He's like
this like real, like innocent,dorky looking like fucking white guy. So
he was if I cops are therebefore them, yeah yeah, they're like,
oh, who's who's this fucking brownguy? Right? Yeah? Brown

(41:21):
skin? Yeah, yeah exactly.But yeah, anyway, he's fucking just
you know, fucking dorky, dorkywhite guy. But anyway, he just
passed out on a fucking random assperson scout. So I was just I'm
just curious, like if you guyshad that situation happen, or I don't
know, if you ever had anyonelike breaking your house or even anyone come
in your house on accident, whatwould you guys do in a situation like

(41:44):
that. Yeah, that's a toughone, bro, because I'm picturing it
like if he was sleeping, there'sone of two things I'm doing, right,
Like, the the good side ofme would be like, all right,
I'm calling the cops while he's asleep. But I'm gonna keep an eye
on him, and I got theglock ready, right. Yeah. So
that's that's my initial, like goodperson reaction. My second one is start
stomping, like questions come after?Yeah, bro, why why would you

(42:06):
be in my house? Why areyou sleeping? I don't care if it
was a mistake, I don't knowanything, but you're in my house.
You didn't stop. That's that's whatI'm saying. That's the evil approach.
It'd probably be number one. Withfucking tactical glock red laser on his head,
he's twitching. Yeah yeah, II uh, dude, I don't
even know. I mean Cheer,he would just be speechless. I think

(42:27):
Cheery would take a picture of himfirst, of course, like I would
think, am I? I'm like, am I in the right house?
Why? My bro? I couldpicture Chewi grabbing his phone, taking a
picture and then him sending it tous, Why the fuck this guy in
my house? So real? Like, oh, do you guys know him?
Did you guys punk me? What'sit deal? Yeah? That's a
good one though, Yo, yourbuddy. Though, If I woke up

(42:47):
and I saw two gagses there andthey're just standing over me like yeah,
I'm like what yeah, yeah,check my quick, Like am I okay?
The gang Bang's supposed to be atsix thirty. That's the best situation,
Broke. It's like what if youYeah, I don't know, dude.
Yeah, I remember. I hadthis friend though, like we used
to We used to drink at theirhouse all the time, and I was
like sixteen seventeen, and bro,I would we would just he'd be like,

(43:08):
yo, just sleep over. It'dbe like three or four of us,
and like I just sleep on thecouch. Well, this dude had
like his uncle and his wife andhis kids, like in their basement right
so that it was like the roomsbathroom down there, but the kitchen was
like you go up the stairs andit's right there. And I was in
the living room and then you knowthe stairs where all his family would be,
and then we come down. I'ma heavy sleeper, bro, So
we pass out like four am.People get to our receipt, they wake

(43:30):
up and uh they leave, butnobody wou wake me up. That was
time. But this is my boythough, like my parents doing from church
or whatever. But I'd be laidout on their couch like I live there.
And I wake up and I heareggs cracking in the morning, kids
running around, and I'm like,oh, bro, I look at it's
ten am. I'm like, bro, they're about to get their day started.
And I'm fucking my homidet even wakeme up? And I bro that

(43:51):
like walk of shame. I'm fuckingfolding up the pillows. Nice to see
you playing with my cigarettes. That'snot the only kind of like I've had
where it's like the embarrassment. I'mlike, and I call him, Yea,
why the fuck you wake me up? You were sleeping so good?
Bro. Yeah he looks so cool. Yeah, that's that's really about it.
Oh my god. Bro. Ihave this client dude I'm not gonna

(44:12):
say his name, but his brotheris like he's a little awkward, right,
He a little timid dude, playsvideo games all day, porn.
Yeah, I mean he's like fifteen. He comes in, but this looks
like he has a showered he's alittle yeah, a little off. Dude's
got a fucking hammer. Probably he'slike six y five. Bro, he's
like six five was just boom,oh yeah hammer bro? So he uh
he has this. I mean I'mlike, whatever, So he comes in,

(44:35):
and then his brother came in thenext day and I was like,
yo, bro, I appreciate yoursending me a little brother. Like he
was a little quiet, he wastimid. He's like, bro, we
just had to talk. He justhad to have to talk with him.
Last night. I was like,wow, what do you mean the birds
and the bees? No? Yeah, but he was like, bro,
So my mom has one of thosethey share like a like a parent checking
account, you know, where likeyou can the parent see what you're doing.
Yeah, and bro, this dudewas spending two he works on like

(44:57):
Amazon. Bro, he was spendingtwo hundred bucks a month on only fans
subscriptions, and like his mom couldsee obviously, right. So she's like
goes to the older brother and belike, hey, like do you what
is this? Like what like thisis a lot of money. And the
brother had to be like, Mom, he's he's uh playing for porn.
So now they're both like I don'tknow. And so anyway, I was

(45:19):
like, Yo, how did thatgo? He's like, bro, my
mom just put it on me.Like but like it's like one of those
things where it's like bro, weknow, like it's most like coming socks
in there, like please stop,like your mom my, mom knows.
Fuck, I just couldn't believe andI couldn't have made I'm like, bro,
that and yo, honestly yo's butthat. So that's what's wild to

(45:44):
me about this whole thing, rightbecause like, in my opinion, bro,
well no, if actually we grewup in a different, different time,
the fact that fifteen year olds arespending fucking hundreds of dollars is like,
fucking is massive. Bro. Idon't know how much is that average
only fan subscription? I don't know. I don't know ten bucks, I
would say anywhere from four ninety nineaverage. Bro, let's just say four

(46:08):
ninety nine. Bro right, letlet's just go to average. I mean,
let's do fives ten bucks? Dude, he's got like yeah, or
he subscribed to twenty worlds. No, not necessarily though, can't you pay
more? Like if you want thatgirl to send you a message with her
yeah, fucking doing some shit?Oh yeah, yeah, d he's paying
in the DMS, that's where theymake the front. But that's what I'm

(46:28):
saying. But but let's just goback to a fifteen year old is spending
fucking two hundred dollars. Imagine,honestly, I can imagine you. I
feel bad too, but hold on, hold on, let me paint this.
Imagine you though you're fifteen, yougot the bread, and now you
realize, like, yo, bro, these are not just picking but there's
a different right. But that's whatI can't even fathom it because it's a

(46:50):
different world. My magazine at best, if I didn't fucking have a homie
steal it from the corner store,was fucking what five dollars that was what
we had. There were like onehundred pages of just tits. Bro.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I seeyou. And back in the day,
that was fucking that was it.Dude. Think like, dude, think
about it though, being like rememberbeing like that, like fifteen, sixteen

(47:15):
year old just horny as fuck,Like you know, you're fucking going through
puberty. Your fucking hormones are fuckingall over the place, your body's changing,
like, and imagine being on socialmedia. How how a lot of
these guys are on social media,Like we're fucking addicted and we're in our
fucking you know, thirties, latetwenties, whatever. Imagine these fucking imagine
these high school kids bro, they'reon social media. They see all these

(47:38):
sex you know what they got,those bros. Yeah, they got no
fucking chance. Everything sales now,everything is sales. You're right, Yah,
it's all marketing sales. They lookat all these hot ass women,
They're like, oh shit, likeI can pay four ninety nine a month
now with these AI things bole thatare making the fucking girls look like perfect.
You see that shit where it looksreal, but these girls look perfect?

(48:00):
Take it like these filters on fuckingSnapchat, Bro, I swear and
porn. I'm willing to bet that'sif it's not here yet, it's coming.
Yeah. But if if a Snapchatfilter can take an ugly girl with
no makeup and make her look perfectand real, yeah, come on.
If someone's not using that, weshould do it. Feld for it,

(48:20):
you know what. I feel badfor it. And like, I don't
know how many people actually know this, Like I know some people that are
in like the only fans like business. Yes there is some of those girls
who actually manage their account, butmajority of the women that yet actually are
doing really well and so on OnlyFansand have like a lot of subs and

(48:42):
things like that. All their DMS. All of that shit is managed by
people. So it's like you imaginefucking just talking dirty to like some bitch
in the DMS, not only fans, but it's really fucking a guy that
looks like Chewy, just fucking likeon the on the keyboard, fucking on
on the guy on the keyboard,just fucking typing back, like we should

(49:05):
try to fucking get jobs doing that. Bro, what I'm good? Bro?
No, I want to say itcame out crazy, I'm not.
I want to know how I knowyou're talking dirty to fucking fifteen year old
No, never mind, that's notwhat I'm ass. That's not what I'm
mess. Cancelver mind podcast. Iwant to hear what weird ship people are

(49:25):
doing, Alright. I bet theDMS get hell of a weird bro,
especially with all the fetishes and likeI feel a lot of these women like
they know how sick and twisted peopleare, bro. And that's where the
money is, right, is inthe fucking DM. So I guarantee you
guys are asking for like, yo, send me a picture on the campo,
take a picture of this, dothis, say this, bro,

(49:46):
I seen a let's fucking end onthis. I seen. Uh, I've
seen some other day. I can'tremember like what or how much money he
he gave her, but he said, you know, hey, can you
please call me handsome? And theguy paid like stupid money. I can't

(50:06):
even remember how much it is,but the guy literally paid stupid money just
for the female to call him handsome. But that's what I'm saying too,
Like why how did like the maleculture becomes so simp What is that?
How does that happen? I don'tknow, because because the fucking I don't
know. But that's that's who we'resending. That's it. That's who's being

(50:30):
enlisted by a draft. Like whatare we doing? Yeah, bro,
well I had this conversation on something. Rejection sucks. But but rejection,
that's the thing. Bro. It'slike without failure, there is no success.
You have to fail a lot andfail fast and fail often in order
to achieve success. So my wholepoint is rejection from a female makes you

(50:51):
stronger, makes you better, makesyou be able to talk. And yeah,
so it's necessary. I agree.But like I was talking to this
dude. Bro, this is thisyounger kid. He's a good looking kid.
Bros like black hair, blue eyekid and uh, Bro, he
goes to Columbia like every six months, and out there he feels like,
Bro, I can talk to girlsover there, like, you know,
because it builds up twenty hours,right exactly, So like I kind of

(51:15):
get that. But like I askedhim that. I was like, yo,
bre like, I'm not trying tobe weird, bro, Like you're
not ugly, Like why why doyou feel more comfortable over there than here?
And he was just like, Idon't know, because over there it's
just so much easier. Bro.I go on Tinder, they just look
at me and they're like, it'sa lot easier. And I was like,
he's like because out here, bro, like this, girls don't give
a fuck. He works at ToalBeach Club. He's like, you think
these girls are gonna pay attention tome? Yeah, no, I'm you

(51:35):
know, I'm not. I'm thefucking I refilled the ice for these guys.
When these guys are spending forty fiftybands to to do whatever, you
know what I mean? Well,I don't know. I think below would
have a better chance at war thanthese fucking online sims. Right, boys,
We've done yeah to close out,We're gonna manage OnlyFans accounts and starting
his career. Thank you, appreciateyou. To the next one. Give

(52:00):
Bella some airtime. Bro, bro, she got it, she got her
face all up in there.