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(00:00):
Yeah, I I got something tostarted out real quick. Oh here we
go. All right, let's justsay I got I got a business idea
for us. I want to knowwhat you guys think I'm in. I
think we invest into three hot dogstands portable ones. I gotta you've been
to like uhh yeah, I fuckinglove a good glizzes. Like what is

(00:22):
this ship called? Bro? Whenyou're like, uh, when you go
to a sports game and the motherfuckershave the little heated thing and they're like
hot dogs hot dogs. I thinkwith our personalities, Bro, we buy
three of them will make a fuckingkilling. But before anything else, I
need to hear your if. Ihow are you gonna get people to buy
your hot dogs? Broy dogs ahead, hot dogs head, it's pretty fire.

(00:43):
That's pretty good. A cold dogswarm beer, cold dogs warm beer.
Fund the weak link, damn,but you got him with the gizsies.
I got hot gleasies. You wantto catch your must that I got
hot dogs what you need? It'spretty Huh. Try again, Lucas,
that wasn't your best effort, Brokego ahead from the gut, bro from
the gut. Dogs. See nowwe're fucking Cooking Boys, and then I'd

(01:10):
followed up with dogs a hare Yeahwe yeah, I don't know. I
I think I think that would bepretty good. Okay, so you gotta
give us a little background here,Like how the fuck does this come into
your head? Bro? I wasjust adding the podcast, and I'm like,
Bro, we got some good thinkingabout fucking Glizzies. Sure that's your
fucking problem. Bro. Here's thething. It's fucking ten thirty at PM

(01:33):
at night. Oh we're gonna pretendlike on a fucking Thursday and you're thinking
about Glizzies. Is it ever abad time for a hot dog? I'm
not a fan of hot person,you know how dogs? What? Yeah?
You real quick? Your y hamburgersdog? Hamburger's over hot dogs?
Bro? Yeah every time? No, that's stretch. Is it? Like,
where's your like favorite spot to graba hot dog? Nowhere? Nowhere?
Bro? First of all, tosay that burger was a better than

(01:56):
hot dogs is absolutely fucking insane.We might need to just we have to
talk after that, because that's crazy. Here's the thing. You can load
up a burger nice. You know, there's more fixing. Okay, hold
on, hold on, you don'tdon't even like a Hamburger is out of
the fucking hot dogs league. Bro, you can't compare the two either,
better too, Yes, bro,Burger's hand down. You tell bro,

(02:21):
Bro, do you know what ahot dog is made of? All beef?
We're talking to all beef, bro, None of that beef? What
all beef? What from from afucking bro? All beef testicles, that's
what that's just made out of.A hot dog is a fucking dumpster mystery
meat. It's fucking a dumpster ofhistory meat. All. Okay, So
all beef burgers are okay, butall beef hot dogs is a problem you.

(02:44):
No, hot dogs are literally madewith the fucking leftover meat after process.
No, that's that's the bull.That's the like the Oscar Meyer.
I'm talking like all beef. Friends, sure's gonna be good. Okay,
we call that uh sausages. I'msorry to break it to the but the
Glizzi stands are not using all kosherbeef hot dogs. But see what I'm

(03:05):
saying. But you've never been to. Really, it's called profit margin.
I don't know if there's a favoritespot anywhere that has the Chicago style hot
dog. Bro, give me aboutten of in bitches. Bro, Okay,
what's what's your favorite way to eata hot dog? Like? Like,
like, what's gonna be on it? It's gotta be Oh, I
thought you were like cooks. It'sgotta be steamed in the hot water like
bro, Chicago brous cooked onion,relish, tomatoes, pickles, peppers,

(03:31):
nothing more, nothing fucking less anice cold beer. Bro, there's nothing
better. Bro, what about you? I guess better. Here we go,
Here we go. We're gonna throwsome chili on top. We're gonna
throw some some some nacho cheese orshreded cheese on top. Then we're gonna
throw some ketchup on that. Bitch, love smooth to ketchup Chili and ketchup

(03:53):
or or uh Chilian ketchup. Bro, Chili fucking chili sauce is a ketchup.
It's a fucking ketchup. Tomato bassthe same thing as fucking ketchup.
It's the same ship, bro isit's just a different form. Yes,
Oh I don't know that. Yeah, I mean I would even I can
even put ketchup in my chili.Yeah, not gonna lie. That's fun.

(04:15):
Mustard and chilies fire. Yeah youlike okay, so but yeah,
yeah, I love it. Okay, So okay, last question, because
we're not gonna talk about fucking hotdogs. Sorry, I'll go ahead,
go ahead. But if if youhave an option of a badass fucking burger
and a bad ass hot dog,you're going with the hot dog? Good
question, No, dude, becausebut my scenario is like a ball game

(04:40):
or like a basketball questions money questionor like a basketball game. But if
I go to a ritstrant, I'mnot gonna order a fucking hot What am
I? Am? I crazy?Yeah? Okay, because like I guess,
like that's my thing. It's likehot dogs are great for certain occasions.
There's certain times at like games,sporting events, ship like that,
a nice Glizzie is so nice,very nice. But like I would never

(05:02):
go to a restaurant and be lookingat the menu and say, oh,
give me that fucking glizzy you know, but I don't absolutely Gordon Ramsey really
bro, But if you ever goto if you go to a restaurant there's
a hot dog on the menu,leave that's a fucking problem. Bro.
Yeah, valid, valid? Yeah? What do you like on a burger?

(05:23):
Though? And then move on whatdo I like? On am.
I feel like you can't go wrong. But if you want to go back
to the fucking staple, right,the classic. It's a little bit of
tomato, the little bit of romaine, lettuce, a little onion. I
want some mustard, mayo and ketchupand that's it. Pickles, a pickle,
maybe a pickle too. That's theclassic. But now you can go

(05:45):
fucking crazy. Right. The otherday, I had a bacon hollapeno jam
fucking burger that was just out ofthis world. Bro, you catch your
mustard and mayo tho, I togethertoo saucy, disgusting. I disagree.
It's what are we doing? I'mgonna let i'ma let you go, and
then I'm gonna go get something.I'm real curious. I'm like what you
got, bro? First of all, I need double meat, Bro,

(06:08):
I need double the meat on myship. All my ship seeping through.
How you like it cooked a medium? Well? I need my bloody bro.
Oh wow, yes, bro,soaking through the bread. Bro.
Honestly, Bro's I like the crispyedges, but go ahead on what the
bread on the burger? I needmy ship waste, you know, I

(06:29):
mean, I like my ship wet, no bro cheddar cheese, not grilled
onion, regular onion, A littlespicing them maybe like a holopenio and some
bacon. Bro, did I say, let us, let us and that
it bro? Keep it simple.I've had burgers where there's brisket, fucking
onion straws. They put a shoein that motherfucker. I'm good, bro.

(06:50):
What's what? What's the what's theevering burger? Bro? We opened
a restaurant? What's so? Igrew up eating hell of beef. Bro
steak and burger is what I grewup on. Oh, as as you
said, stack those patties up.I want a nice two three patty lineup,
three would say, I would say, on a on a, I

(07:11):
am a I am a medium rareguy. When it comes to steak burgers,
you don't want it. You don'twant it bleeding too much because you
don't want to justrab it and likesoccer ones up. So I would say
a pink like a pink, likemore maybe to like the medium well side
and uh, here's where I'm gonnaget in right. So I love like
a mushroom Swiss burger. Oh mygod, like I saw like some mushrooms,

(07:35):
some mushrooms, some grilled onions,some pepper jack cheese, Oh,
pepper jack. Pepper Jack on aburger bro is absolutely fire. So got
to make sure to throw on thecheese. And I would even probably throw
on like some bacon. I lovethrowing spice on a burger, like palipos

(07:56):
as well. And then you know, I obviously throw on maybe some pickles,
some lettuce. Absolutely no tomatoes.I fucking hate tomatoes. I'll break
out in a rash and start pukingand shipping all over the place. Stuff
worse good. No, we'll keepthat in the back. But do know,
literally like a human garbage disposal.I mean, you guys have seen
me, Like when I fucking wantto eat, I want to eat bro

(08:18):
I'll eat hell of shit. There'sa couple of things I don't fuck with,
bro. I just I don't likecucumbers. They're like too crunchy.
I don't like fucking I don't Idon't like tomatoes. And there's like certain
fruit I just don't fuck with either, Like what give me a fruit?
So this this actually there's a there'sa long story that goes kind of into

(08:39):
this, but let me just kindof summarize when I grew in my small
asshole town that I grew up in, we in order for us to be
done with our food in like thelunch room, you had to go up
to the lunch lady and like getyour plate cleared, like she had to
make sure that you ate all yourfruit, you ate all your vegetables everything
like that, damn. And andshe would if we didn't eat all of

(09:01):
our fruit, she would force usto eat it. Well, you know
how like lunch room food is,and like how that food comes. Fruit
comes in these big, big likeCANi metal fucking canisters. It's ship bro.
Yeah, like like bro, likethe I literally like puked off like

(09:22):
nasty peaches before different like fruit cocktail, nasty pears. Like I just I
have like these like nights, likenightmares, bro of just being forced to
eat shitty fruit that I don't fuckinglike. Like I'm pretty much like my
fruit like max is like oranges andapples, maybe like some good like peaches.

(09:46):
But I love the taste of banana. I hate the texture, but
I'll do bananas in like shakes.Yeah weird, weird you too, Yeah
bananas No, no, not likebananas, but I like like it in
a shake because it's the thing withis real powerful. Bro. So the
protein a lot of protein potters ask, So that shit at least kind of
masks it and it goes down good. But I'll fucking I'll little break a

(10:09):
little banana. Okay, all day, Yo, Let's just get right into
it. Bro, There's been someweird shit going on. We've been here
in a minute, but we gotI don't know, Hollywood's taking a fucking
turn for the left, bro,Hollywood actors, all this weirdshit coming on.
I guess one of the most recentexamples is like, now we've got
Ryan Garcia going crazy. I'm curiouson your guys' opinion is on that and

(10:33):
Garcia. Yeah, so ahead,let's let's start with him. Okay,
So here's my thoughts on Ryan Garcia. So I have I've gotten really into
like the UFC space, the boxingspace, and just kind of like that
aspect of entertainment. So I've seena lot of different fights, how people
do things, a lot of shittalking done things like that. So when

(10:56):
I when I heard about Haini Garciaand and then I seen that original press
conference, and you know, likewhat was going on the ship Ryan was
saying before shit Haney was saying before. I thought, just like any like,
you know, bigger fight with bignames like Garcia and Haney, I
thought Ran Garcia was just honestly doingwhat any other entertainer in the boxing space

(11:18):
was doing, is promoting the fightquote unquote, you know, running their
mouth, saying obnoxious shit online,making certain accusations, low key lying out
of their fucking teeth. Bro,there's a lot of bullshit that goes into
that ship to promote a fight.I see it like, you know,
like a lot of times in theboxing space, Bro, Jake Paul's fucking

(11:41):
notorious about this. Jake Paul doesa really good job on He's I think
Jake Paul is cool with actually amajority of the people he fights, but
he does a really good job instigatingand starting bullshit online, selling to fucking
to sell pay per view numbers,shit like that. So I guess getting
back to Garcia now, I thoughtGarcia, bro was just straight up like

(12:03):
acting a little acting a little crazyto fucking draw some attention. Because I
heard ticket sales weren't doing that well. So when Haine Garcia ticket sales went
live, it was rough Bro outthe gates. I think it was in
like the first twenty four hours orso, they only sold like sixteen hundred
tickets. This is supposed to bea big fight Bro in New York.

(12:24):
So I thought it was something where, Hey, Garcia is gonna act a
little crazy, he's doing a littlesomething something, Hani's gonna, you know,
spout back at him whatever. Broends up being that, Like it
starts just getting messier and messier andmessier, and you just see Ryan Garcia
like not only saying crazy shit andposting crazy shit, but you start seeing

(12:46):
him Bro, and anyone that hasbeen fucked up before around really drunk people
around people on drugs, fucked upon drugs, have used drugs themselves.
Anybody can see right through that Garcia. Bro has some fucking shit going on.
So I think that's one aspect ofit is. I think I think

(13:09):
the guy is fucking he made Hemade a lot of money in the last
couple of years on some fights.That Javonte Davis fight fucking brought in more
money than I think he's ever had. And uh, I think some of
the money Bro has went to hishead completely. The whole other flip side
of this is is some of thisHollywood ship that he said, things that

(13:31):
have happened to him, things thathe's seen. Yeah, allegedly he's fucking
pretty wild. Bro. So Iguess what my thought on Garcia is.
I thought he was just trying topromote a fight. I don't think he's
trying to really promote a fight.I think the guy genuinely is kind of
fucked up in the head and gotsome shit going on. I think now.

(13:54):
I think now his PR team probablygot involved and said, hey,
we got a fucking damn much controlthis. You can only post about boxing
and boxing only. So if youwatch him, bro, in the last
days, that's all he's been doinghis boxing related shit. But even during
his boxing videos, Bro, somethingsomething don't seem right, bro, just

(14:16):
like how he's carrying himself, howhe's talking, his eyes like he looks
fucking tweaking or something. Yeah,we do think so. I don't know,
man, I'll be honest, I'mnot even caught up. I don't
know what you guys are even talkingabout here. Really, Hey, hey,
honestly, he's the best policy.Yeah, I don't think it's Uh,

(14:37):
have you haven't seen anything like wherehe's like kind of tweaking or something.
Now, Yeah, I don't know. I felt I don't. I
never thought it was who was tryingto tell a fight? Personally, I
think it's like and I told youa little bit that I was like,
look, my brother has schizophren nowlike paranoid schizophrenic. Yeah, and the
way it happens like I look,I don't even look. I don't know.

(15:00):
I won't talk about. Yeah,the backstory, bro with like with
with Uh, here's the thing,bro, Ryan talks about. He smokes
weed, he does cook, hedrinks, and he fights. He's twenty
seven, twenty eight whatever. Nowhe's under thirty, but he's been boxing
for how long? Right? Allthat trauma to the head studies that have

(15:20):
came out over the years, rightwhere you mix hide doses of THC at
a young age like that when yourbrain's not fully developed. Usually you know,
millions of people smoke weed. Bro, it's not a big deal.
But if you carry the schizophrenic geneand now you mix THHC, it brings
it out really early. Like peopleusually get it when they're fifty sixties.

(15:43):
After a whole lifetime of deterioration,that shit comes out easy. There's brother.
There's other examples like just big peoplelike Joe Koy. Joe Koy,
his brother got it when he waslike fourteen. He was smoking weed,
you know, and then just losthis mind, started talking about aliens and
I'm going, you know, I'mseeing shit. I'm gonna go crack this
investigation, and you know people aregonna call you like just paranoid shit.

(16:03):
Right. My brother wasn't a fightwell he wasn't like a boxer, but
he was you know, game Meganand Chicago. We're getting like stomped out
fighting doing weed. And now obviouslylike he carried that schizophrenic gene, so
you mix all of that trumpet tothe head THHC. You know, not
developed pre frontal cortex. But it'sjust a disaster. Yeah, personally,

(16:26):
that's what I think is happening withhim. And I bet you if he
was, it sucks, but it'stoo late now. But if he did
a gene pool test, I guaranteeyou he has that schizophrenic gene. To
me, what's so interesting though,is like he, dude, this really
came out of left field, andthat's how it happens, Like like the
the only thing I will say thatI remember. I mean, I've only

(16:47):
been following Garcia for a little bitafter his last fight or his last guess
he's had He's had a couple recently, but his fight with Gervante, After
his fight with Gervonte day, therewas all this stuff that came out that
he was basically talking about Oscar dela Hoya, who he's he's he's part

(17:07):
of of his his company and yeah, he signed to de la Hoya.
I can't remember the name of thecompany, and h he came out just
saying, you know, de laHoya wasn't doing this that and whatever.
There was a bunch of kind ofwild ship, you know that he said
about him. And I mean Ihave heard a lot of ship about de
la Hoya being interesting guy to fuckingwork with, and he himself was a

(17:33):
certain way as a fucking boxer,acted a certain way whatever. So I
mean I wouldn't I wouldn't put someof that ship past him, but it
was it was pretty interesting, bro, like what he was saying. And
now like and now just he's comingout with all this ship bro like he
talked about the other day. He'slike, yeah, I you know,
I actually know who killed Tupac,Bro, shut the fuck up. That's
that's that's that's everybody thinks they knowwho fucking killed Tupac. You know,

(17:59):
yeah did he? Congrats? Bro? You fuck someone else's life up allegedly
you get that. Yeah. NowI don't know honestly, bro, Like,
I just think that's what it is, because that's the thing with schizophrenica,
bro, Like the more that obviouslyit was like, you know,
my family was dealing with it,Like you read about it, you learn
more, and it's like it doesn'tit's like night and day right where it's
like it's it's not the full onsetof like what's happening happens at one time.

(18:23):
It's like little You'll get little glimpses, bro, Like you'll get a
flash of like, oh shit,dude, I think like I'm watching the
Weather channel. They're talking to me, like they're not even telling the weather,
they're talking about me. And thenyou snap out of it. And
it kind of happens like that themore and you keep smoking with you keep
drinking, or you keep training orwhatever. You're like, oh that was
weird. I was just daydreaming,And it just keeps happening, bro.
So it's little spouts and what's happening. The problem is, though, is

(18:45):
that like millions of people deal withschizophrenia that's untreated. The problem is,
though, is that he has anaudience. Bro, So he's going through
a manic episode. Yeah, allof these things are He's not like that
all the time. It feels likehe's like that all the time because that's
all he's posting. And that's whathappens when you have episodes where you're like,
oh my god, I need totell people that aliens are here and

(19:07):
they're probing me at night, likeI need to tell them, and then
it's like that's all you post.So that's what's coming across. And that's
the part that sucks, bro,because it's like like he he's obviously the
he's like the breadwinner of his wholething. Right, So you got all
these people around you that are makingmoney off of you, and that like
one hundred careers end or maybe acareers one hundred jobs end if you just

(19:29):
you fuck up? So what arethey doing? Like you said damage control?
Right? So like you know what, Brolet's like you might be going
through something, you're tired you're traininga lot, whatever. You might be
just off of bad weed, likeit'll cycle out of you, you know
whatever. But let's just focus onfighting. That's the worst thing you can
do for somebody in a situation likethat. Bro. Yeah, that's where
it's like somebody needs to step upand understand you're gonna lose your job,
but you gotta do it for this. He's a kid, bro, in

(19:52):
hindsight of like this whole sport ofjust his age where you're you're a child.
Yeah, he was, dude.He was like he was literally all
over the place, like coming tothis this person, coming at this person,
bro. And you can see itwith like other interviews. He did
an interview with that Bobby Chick andhe's like, now, I don't like
energy right there. You can youcan see it in his face. Bro,
when you're talking to someone with schizophrenia, Bro, it's like they're looking
through you, dude. That's whatto me was so weird with him,

(20:15):
is like his expressions and just hislook and like that's why everybody thought he
was like coked out. Yeah,but he like, I mean, you
might be honest something bro. Bro, It's and I hope this is not
the case. But because you don'tcome back from shit like that, you
take medication, but yeah, you'renot gonna fucking take it. It's like
taking it's like telling a kid totake vitamins every day. They're not gonna
fucking do it. And now youhave someone with just all this money,

(20:36):
bro, all this influence. LikeI feel bad for him, bro,
but it's just like that's what itis. But like when you see someone
and they're doing like rapid eye movements, like the same thing that would happen
if you're on coke, Like you'retwitchy. That's because you're seeing shit,
bro, and you're trying to likelike like you're trying to like get get
out of your mind of what you'reseeing. And what's fucked up is it's
happening on camera, bro, andhe keeps doing it, and yeah,

(20:57):
I don't know. I feel badfor him, bro, but I guarantee
he does a gene pool or hismom and his dad both to it,
or even just he does it.Bro. He has that gene and it's
it's like it's unfortunate, bro,but it's I think it's too late.
There's never gonna be a day.And I hope I'm wrong where Ryan's just
back to normal. Yeah, Ijust don't see it, and that sucks.
I don't know, We'll see.Yeah, we've got a little real

(21:18):
on this fucking podcast. Well doyo to kind of switch topics a little
bit. I found this one reallyinteresting. I know all of you guys
have have stayed in different airbnbs overthe years. Airbnb just announced that they
are removing or they're they're putting anew policy in place that does not allow

(21:41):
the owners to put any surveillance camerason the inside of the home. So
I believe they can still do outsideof the home, but anything inside the
home h cannot cannot be there anymore. So I saw that too, and
I mean it's like a no brainer, right. The fact that that was
implemented anyway from the get go waskind of sketchy because now you think back
how many airbbs you stayed in thathad security cameras and were watching in the

(22:03):
shower or whatever. Yeah, it'slike it's kind of some weird ship,
bro. Like, obviously it wasprohibited in I guess like what private areas,
so like bedrooms, bathrooms, shiplike that. But like, bro,
I'm kind of thinking about it,like you know, like your you're
at your airbnb with your fucking girlfucking smashing out in the fucking living room
or in the fucking kitchen, orlike you know, or even just like

(22:26):
you know, even even with friendsin a in a living room having private
conversations, and like you know,these cameras are like I mean, you
don't know if they have fucking audioor not. It's like it's like private
shit going on. Yeh. Butso here's immediately as soon as I saw
that, here's what I thought of. What I was trying to keep as
my water. I wasn't trying todespect. I wasn't trying to stop you

(22:49):
for your oxygen. I'm thirsty,eaven to fucking b So what I thought
about immediately as soon as I sawthat article was a Airbnb is in four
or you're gonna attempt to enforce apolicy that they really have no control of.
So they're gonna be putting this outthere. All they're basically saying is
hide your cameras better, because whatare they gonna do. They're not gonna

(23:10):
go to every single fucking Airbnb hosthouse and check on their ship. Yeah.
So there's still gonna be cameras.If these people want cameras inside,
they're just gonna get more creative onhow to hide them side it doesn't get
reported. Yeah, that's okay.That's what I was gonna say, because
I'm like, if you're staying onone and you're like, this is policy
and you find one like that personcan never they're probably gonna get maad from
Airbnb. So it's taking a warningprobably, I think. So, yeah,

(23:32):
hey, we got a report thatyou have a camera here, can
you take it down? Yeah?So you if you had a house like
you, let's just say you Airbnmade this out, you would have put
cameras well, you wouldn't feel asa as a on the other side of
the foot like I No, Idon't want if something happens, I don't
want you to try to blame me. When I left this TV it was
here, when you guys left,it was broken. You're gonna tell me
it wasn't one hundred percent. Buthere's here's what I'm here's my question to

(23:55):
you. Do you think Airbnb isnow enforcing this policy because of people innocent
trying to protect their homes in likethe safe areas or is this more for
the people who are probably peeping tommingit? Yeah, well, I think
if you're gonna peeping Tommy, you'renot gonna put a camera in the corner.
I think you're gonna do some Youmight have the camera up there too
to make the area safe, butthen also have one as soon as I

(24:18):
was just gonna say, as soonas a guest is there and they see
a camera there, they're most likelygoing to assume that there's more inside the
house. Yeah, you know whatI mean. So having it in plain
sight kind of creates that alert feelinglike I'm not private and where else is
there a camera? You know whatI mean? Yeah, but I don't
know. I kind of didn't agreewith That's like I don't think they should
do that. Like I think theyshould keep a camera. It's your fucking

(24:41):
house, bro, and Airbnb's arenot They're not like shitty houses this,
you know, I don't know.I mean, hotels aren't shitty rooms.
But I can walk around naked andnot have a problem. Like that's the
thing, Like, if you're creatinga vacation rental, the people there want
to feel comfortable. It's suppor usedto be your home away from home type

(25:02):
feeling where you can just fucking relax. Yeah, let my balls hang out
on the Yeah, you know whatI mean, Like you should be able
to sit ass fucking naked and letmy fucking dick breathe in the fucking living
room. Yeah. If I'm payinga cleaning fee and I have to take
out the trash of this motherfucking floor, I might as well be able to
walk around naked. Yo. Yo, you're speaking on speaking on that ship

(25:22):
Airbnb, Bro. They're they're gettingfucking crazy with some ship. Bro even
bro, like just just like littleship that like they require from the guests
anymore or like what they provide.So dude, check this out. So
I was in Miami this last weekendfor UFC two ninety nine, Me and
a couple of boys. It wasthree guys and we're fucking there for Uh.

(25:48):
I was there three nights. They'rethere four nights. Uh. They
they left Monday, I left Sunday. They gave us three towels for the
entire weekend. No no other towelsin the whole place. What they told
us was there's a washing machine ifif you need to wash your towel or
need another towel and with that andalso uh also it says no no hand

(26:15):
cloths or wash cloths, so basicallythey provide no fucking towels for really the
entire place. They had some papertowels in the fucking kitchen to like dry
off your hands, but like threetowels, bro, for being somewhere four
days, Like that's fucking bullshit.Bro. Like you're like, you're like,

(26:37):
hold on, what, so areyou wash a towel every time you
shower? No? But but likebut it's it's like after a couple of
uses. Yeah, especially if I'mout like fucking hot it's Miami, bro,
it was eighty five fucking degrees.Yeah, I'm out fucking sweating,
fucking wiping off fucking alcohol and booth. The bigger problem with that is when

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you're in a humid lace, right, your towels get nasty. Yeah,
fucking yeah, Bro, It's likeit's it's the humidity in there. It's
fucking bro. Like towels will likewouldn't dry anyway. So imagine getting out
of the fucking shower drying off withit a damp towel. Yeah, from
fucking twenty four hours ago. Thelast thing you want to do is fucking
yeah, just anyway, it's likelittle shit like that. And then it's

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like other thing I noticed, andthis was in the last couple of airbnbs,
is that their checkout process. It'slike a fucking algebraic equation. Bro,
why do this and then do thisand make sure to do this and
put this here and did this here. It just like like crazy fucking things.
Well, yeah, that's even goneviral where they're you know, they'll
charge you a you know, onehundred and fifty three hundred dollars cleaning fee,

(27:45):
but they ask you to take outthe trash, take off all the
sheets from the bed, do this, do like you're doing ninety percent of
a work that made would do andthen being charged on top of it.
So they're pocketing the fucking cleaning feeand pain. So yeah, and it's
like it's like literally they want youlike this one. This last one,
for example, they were they wantedthey wanted all dishes in the dishwasher with

(28:07):
the dishwasher, ran all all towelsuh in in the washing machine, and
it was just it was like certainlike just certain shit, oh, strip
the beds strip the beds. It'slike, okay, so that's why we
pay a four hundred dollars fucking cleaningfee. Like the place was too,
it was like two K for afew days, right, that's why we're

(28:29):
paying a fucking three four dollars cleaningfee. Is so a maid comes in
and does the dishes, cleans upthe place, strips the bed washes the
fucking towels. Like, I don'tknow, I just I really feel that
they've taken advantage of like Airbnb allowsa lot of flexibility for what they want
to put for check in, checkout, rules, regulations, whatever.

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And yeah, I mean I hopehonestly Airbnb not only you know, does
that whole camera shit they're doing,but I think Airbnb should have some like
rules and regulations for these people onwhat rules they can and can't make.
Yeah, no, I agree.I mean I stopped using Airbnbah sorry,
but uh yeah, man was shewas crazy? It was, but it

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was like Miami bro, And I'mjust like, you know, all I
want to do is take a fuckingnice shower, and I get out of
a shower and I'm fucking wiping offwith a fucking dirty There is nothing worse
than when you Yeah, yeah,the damn tall fuck that. So yeah,
I mean I stopped using Airbnb becauseof that. So now it's strictly
hotels. Yeah, there's like there'sobviously like nice perks. You know,
well, if you're with a largegroup, I feel like, obviously an

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airbnb becomes more economically reasonable because thenyou're all split in the cost of that
cleaning, ving and blah blah blah. Right, and then it's cheaper per
room. But for me and mywife or whatever we're doing, if we're
just traveling, it just makes moresense to go buy a hotel. So
speaking of some crazy shit happening inhotels though, So I don't know if
you guys heard, but the Venetianresort had an incident where guy sleeping innocently

(30:00):
in his bed gets stung by ascorpion in his balls. I'm okay.
So when I first saw this,I thought, Okay, you know,
that's an elaborate scam. This guywants to free shit, right, But
so evidently they the Venetian comped hisroom, but he ends up checking out
early and he even provided a pictureof a scorpion in his boxers in the

(30:22):
hotel room. So I mean,could that still be planted? Yes,
I don't know if you had togo to the emergency room to fucking take
care of that problem. But canyou guys imagine getting stung in the balls
by a scorpion while you're sleeping inwhat you thought was a safe hotel room.
All I can imagine is just beinghung the fuck over on the Las
Vegas Strip, laying in bed,just going to sleep, just a mess

(30:48):
and a sharp fucking ball dude righton your fucking nuts. Can you imagine?
Bro? Oh my god, Bro, I seen the picture though,
I mean it did like he basicallyhe got I think bit and then he
immediately was like what the fuck andhe, like I think, took off
his He took off his underwear,and where he threw him on on the
fucking ground, just like us.See yeah, like yeah, on the

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fucking like right on top of theoutside of the underwear was the fucking scorpion
just lay in there. Yo.Fuck the Venetian bro. Yeah, it's
like that. I went to godo a house call. I want to
cut doctor mo. But before that, I went to cut somebody and I
had just left the shop, soI probably had like five hundred bucks in
cash right in my car in thelittle middle part right. I just kind

(31:37):
of tucked it in there. Valeidmy ship went to goo cut him right,
came back forty five minutes. Welleasy, I'm going I need to
go put gas. So I stopat a gas station. I'm like,
I'm just grabbing forty from here empty. I was like, nah, I'm
not crazy with those fire because Ihad forty five minutes. But I'm like,
boom, close it. And Imade sure there's nothing sticking out because
I'm like, you know, yougotta be kicked, punk ass. So

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I go back and I was likehey, and I saw the guy and
I was like, yo, Ineed to talk to your manager. Whatever.
I don't know I had money inhere is not there. I just
left and whatever. So mope.So I go into the guy's office and
he's like, do you have youryour ticket? I'm like, no,
I gave it to the fucking guy. Long story short that Let listen,
bro, once you leave the purposes, we can't do anything about it.
Like sorry, And I was like, bro, I know. It was

(32:22):
a little fucking fat Asian dude thattook my car and it was a Mexican
dude who brought it back? Whycan't you talk to them? Like can
we bring him in here? Andthey're like, now, once you leave
where we can't do anything. Andthey were kind of like sorry, do
we need to call security to likeget me out? And I was like,
bro, there was five hundred bucksin here and that was basically it.
They were like, yeah, soso what are you supposed to do.
You're supposed to get in your carand see if anyone stole like tucking

(32:45):
stole some bro, and like fromvalet at Venetian bro to the street,
it's like two things. So it'slike it's it's you're in the thing and
then there's no lights, it's dark, so it's just like quick where you
get in your car and there's tencars behind you, bro, So it's
not that you can just sit thereand inspect everything. It was like boom,
boom, you're good to go.You leave it, and then I'm
like, bro, what the fuck? So yeah, kind of but you
you learned the lesson from that one, right, yeah, but still both

(33:07):
like fuck you toros hundred bucks,take your money with you, I know.
But I was just I was quick, not quick enough. But you
know what, bro that that kindof reminds me of a prank dog,
And so it just just sliding intoa whole news thing. Here. Have
you guys heard about the pranks that'sgoing on with these fast food fucking joints
where motherfuckers are calling them up,acting like they're like ems or fire department,

(33:31):
and they're calling all these guys andtalking to the managers, convincing them
that there's a gas leak inside oftheir building. So what they have to
do immediately otherwise the building's gonna blowup and everyone loses their job. They
have to go and break all ofthe windows to let the gas come out.
No way. So there's videos Isent you guys the thing so you
have some shit to put in.There's videos of these employees smashing out windows

(33:54):
and then the cops end up comingbecause there's there's, you know, calls
coming in about vandalism and they're like, no, no, no, it's
for the gas leak. We gota call from this thing. And so,
long story short, has happened toa couple of places and now it's
it's kind of a they know thatit's a prank in their stirt and they're
trying to get That's fucking instant.Bro. Can you imagine like being the
manager and like calling like the ownerof that franchise or whatever, be like,

(34:16):
hey, you know, we gotthis call. We did what they
said, We bust down all thewindows, and they're like what you did?
What exactly? And then it's likea double edged sword, like do
they get fired or you know,do they potentially die because of the gas
leak? Like, yeah, it'sa it's a an elaborate prank. Sucks
that it's fucking happening, but hopefullywe're spread. But that's fucking good though.

(34:37):
That's a good but for for noticefor all you people out there,
if you get a call like this, I think the most important thing is
evacuate the fucking building, just breakthe windows. And it's just how he
gets indicted. But that's pretty fuckinglike that's that's evil, but that's pretty
fucking good, Like that's you gottagive it up to the what what Shane?

(34:58):
Was this? Uh? The onethat I I have in the video
is burger king all right, brolive Now that manager is definitely not getting
no bonus that he lived to thefucking whopper. Bro. Yeah, I
mean that's a rough one, dude. You guys ever like I remember this
is this is Bro. I usedto fucking smoke weed, Bro, get
high as fuck and then just sendtiktoks and make food. But sometimes I

(35:20):
would like, like my mom's househas a little it's a it's a it's
gas. So I remember one time, Bro, I left the ship on
and then it was like you knowwhat when when you turn it all the
way and it's just kind of liketicking, but there's no fire. So
I was high out of my mind. I was trying to make some case
of eos. Bro. I golooking for a lighter and I just forget
a lighter. Yeah, to fuckingturn like a man. You don't have

(35:40):
the tic tick. No, ithas a tick tick, Bro. It's
like yeah, and I'm like,I need but there's no fire. So
I'm like, I gotta grab amatch or I gotta grab something. But
I left it, and I'm like, let me go find it, bro,
and I I forgot. I gotsucked in a TikTok. Bro,
So I'm there scrolling, Dude,I'm scrolling. I left that, Bro.
I'm not exagerine for probably about fortyfive minutes. Oh ship, I'm

(36:02):
drinking. Bro, I'm fucking.I'm fucked. He's about to light up
another joint. Just bro, Thankgod I didn't bro or like they It's
just I don't know. I justleft it like that. One fat Mexican
died today when he was like,my mom and dad are upstairs, Bro,
my son is asleep. My girlcomes down, She's like freaking out.
I just hear. I'm like,mom's here, she's gonna see that

(36:23):
I'm high, but like whatever,you know what I mean. I'm just
like on the couch and she justcomes down. She's like babe. I'm
like what what She's like, doyou don't smell that? And I was
like no, Like what's wrong?I'm zoited? Bro, I'm off a
edible. It's the weed. Likewhat high that's so? I'm like,
I'm like, I smoked outside,man, Like I'm smoking here. But
I remember that night I took.It was like a ten minute. I'm

(36:44):
edible. I smoke, I smokeda blunt and I'm having beers. Bro,
it's like a Friday. I'm like, I'm it's not a clock,
bro. I'm like I'm gonna goto sleep. Sleep the ship off.
I'm good, wake up tomorrow,go get a coffee. Nothing happened,
bro. So anyway, so shecomes down freaking. I'm like, no,
like I smoked out. She's like, smells like fucking gas, and
I was like, that's weird.Bro. She walks over to the store.

(37:05):
It's on high. Oh, stillgoing, and she's she's like,
are you fucking I'm like, thenit clicked to me. Oh, I
was supposed to grab a match butI freaking forgot. Yeah, and bro,
my mom's like super religious. Butyou go to any Mexican's house where
there's thirty candles lit that night,Bro, there was nothing on, thank
god. But it's just like,Bro, it didn't hit me the severity
until the next morning, when Iwas like, Dan's kind of funny,

(37:27):
right, She's like, anything couldhave happened, but this whole thing would
have blown up. How long wasthat there? And I was like,
it was only five minutes? Fuckno, bro, it was I went
through at least, and today itwas fun. That's the only time where
you know, I should have bustedthe window. Apparently. Good segue.
Yeah, So Aiden Ross is onuh he's talking with academics. Yeah,

(37:51):
yeah, he's like. Aiden Rossis on kick with Academics and Aiden Ross
is like, you know, hey, I really want to say something,
but I'm not sure I should sayit, and Academics is like, dude,
he come on, come on,just say it, and Aiden Ross
is like, yeah, like Iactually actually smashed sexy Red and like was
like what, and like you startedasking like yo, how was it?

(38:12):
And she and he was like,yo, it was actually like good.
He was like it was really good, like it was really good. Yeah,
yeah, okay, so that obviouslycomes out of course sexy Red's gonna
fucking say some shit, and sexyEd was like, yeah, I did
smash him. I actually took hishis uh she just said virginity. Yeah,
I did smash him. I tookhis virginity and he paid me for

(38:37):
it. So Aiden comes back andAiden's like, okay, you did take
my black virginity because I've never beenwith a black girl before, But why
you're saying that, Like, Ilike, I paid you, so I'm
not sure, but I just foundit was like hell of funny. Like
he like sexy Red is just thatkind of woman where she was like I

(38:58):
don't really like you. I don'treally fuck with you. But because you've
never been to the black girl before, let me just take one, take
one for the culture, and thenhe and then me fuck this white boy
real quick, Bro, I sawa low murmur. It was fifty bands,
bro, look quick, fifty bandsbro wire to sexy Red. But
you know what, though, goodfor her though, because let's just say
that it's not true. But let'sjust say it's not true, bro,

(39:20):
And the biggest person, like thebiggest streamer bro is aid him, the
most eyes on him all the time. He's not one, he's number two
whatever, it's got the biggest likestreaming deal. Ever, let's just say
he said that shit to be funny. Yeah, you there's two options.
You can go ahead and get it. Oh why would you say that this
is not or ring and put itback on him and make it funny,
bro. Like that's the thing thatI think is is lost sometimes where people

(39:43):
just take themselves too serious. Yeah, just in general, but like when
you're cause she's she's popular, bro, she's she's big, so to do
that, like, I think that'scoolest. Fuck even if it did happen,
if it didn't like cool, it'sa cool story. But like Yeah,
they're good for you for laughing atthat ship. I don't buy it.
Yeah, well you don't think Ithink it was publicity, That's what
I'm saying. But I agree withyou. Yeah yeah, but I think
he was uh yeah, I don'tknow, bro, I just can't take

(40:05):
her as serious. Like she's didn'teven taking herself. So that's why that's
funny. But she was like sopregnant, just like wearing these clothes of
her belly just completely like out there. She was just like acting like she
was still like this like sex andthen like and then she literally pops out
the kid and then she films afucking music video like literally three hours after

(40:27):
fucking having her kid, twerking andfucking on top of the fucking now that
I think about it, but shejust had that baby too. Yeah,
but she just had the fucking baby'skind of crazy. Yeah yeah, aid,
yeah, dude, he had thathe had that fever. Bro.
Yeah, I don't know. Yewas just leberty crush bro M. I'll
go ahead, Margot, Robbie,Mama, Robbie, are everybody or Scarlet

(40:53):
Johansson. Oh that's right, we'vebeen through this. Yeah, yeah,
you do like them like those likethose flakes. Huh from the cock is
what do you what do you sayfrom the highest peaks of the Caucasian I'm
trying to think, bro, Likeyou know what's funny is every celebrity crush,
which is weird because I'm like whitefrom Montana. Every celebrity crush I've

(41:15):
ever had has always either been likea like uh some form of like black
mix like or like Hispanic. Yeah. Oh, Megan Good is a good
one, Bro. Who's that Holle? I used to love like I used
to love like a shanty. Iused to love like Halle halle Berry,

(41:37):
Bro, halle Berry back dude,halle Berry back in the day with that
fucking short hair. Oh god,yo yo. I used to love j
Lo, Bro. I mean Jlois still bad. J still crush right,
yeah, which is which is like? I think she might have gotten
hotter honestly as she got all there. Yeah, but she seems more mean

(41:57):
now than ever. I miss Imiss Jenny from Jenny the Block? Where
did you go? Jenny for theBlock? What happened to you? It
used to be so nice with thatfat fucking ass she still got though,
now you're SPI now you're spicy withthe big who's that girl who played Columbiana?
Is the girl who you know inUh, it's like Guardians of the

(42:19):
Galaxy. No, like Guardians IGomorra. Oh yeah, I don't know.
You don't know. You don't talkingabout she's black, right, Yeah,
she's kind of bad. I'm tryingto think. No, I don't
think so. No, I can'tremember. I just remember that movie then
in Columbiana where I was like,damn, she's bad. It was older.
That's a older movie. She wasprobably she was a lot younger than
that movie during that time. Weremember all the times to care as we

(42:52):
go on. I can't remember theword. I can't Remmber. We will
still be friends for white tearing upwhen you've seen that, I mean,
you hit that ship, bro,this motherfuckers yo, okay, last dingy,
last thing. I'm just sorry now. So obviously during Super Bowl we

(43:14):
talked about it a lot, fuckingTaylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. I guess
it came out. I don't knowhow true. That's just that shit is,
but fucking uh, Taylor Swift,she got some rules when it comes
to dating. Bro, did yougotta see this? Yeah? She's got
to thought the rules. Bro,let me read through a couple of these
fucking rules. Your bands from goingto ship clubs eighty six that ship from

(43:35):
your life, Travis, you ain'tgoing on a fucking strip club. Avoid
pictures with female fans. Number two. Number three expects to FaceTime immediately when
she asked to. That's not textwhen they're apart like facetimy. You know.
Last one is she has to shebasically like, you don't know how
to dress. I'm gonna teach youhow to dress. Here's one hundred thousand
the allowance allowance to dress. That'sactually dope, but that's what I'm the

(44:00):
allowance, a loan for your wardrobebudget. I will do everything you say,
baby. But he's got brand toothough, I know. But what
I'm saying is he has to understand, especially from her predicament, she can't
get caught up in certain types ofscandals, like for her image, you
know what I mean. So it'sit's protecting her image. And I'm willing

(44:21):
to bet it was her lawyers whoput most of this shit in fucking place,
anyway, you think so, Iknow. So she's too high profile.
Team That's what I mean, butshe's dated. She she is literally,
bro, the biggest entertainer in thefucking world. What the fuck they
gotta do with Travis, Bro,because now he's in the mix with her,
this is all still new. She'sgot to put down. Listen.

(44:42):
I can't be in a relationship ifyou're doing this and the other thing that's
the PR team. So you guysthink this is cool, then yeah,
I think it's I think this ismore known than most, Like, I
think this happens more than what youthink. This is very big because it's
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelcey. It'salready a popular topic. This type of
shit has been going on. It'sjust it's never come out like that.
But I guarantee you this isn't thefirst time this shit happened. Hey,

(45:04):
Travis, I like you. Youknow, you're tall, you probably got
a hammer on you be like,you can't be doing a B and C.
So change. Let's just say heloves doing this shit. He likes
what's wrong with taking a picture ofthe female fan? Bro? Yeah,
that's all the people, All theSwifties that are mind your jerseys, bar
are twelve year old female fans.Understand understandable. But so then as soon
as he takes a picture with afemale fan, whether it could be very

(45:25):
innocent, it can just be afan who loves the sport or loves Taylor
Swift. The first TMZ tabloid thatcomes out is, oh my god,
cheating on Taylor's Swift. Wouldn't thatbe like, this is just a fan
and it goes away? No,it takes what it doesn't. It takes
one tweet from him. It doesn'tgo away like that. But you don't
think so, I don't. Idon't think so at all. Of course
that's a likely story. Of courseit's just a fan, he says,

(45:46):
it's just a fan. We havea secret text mess but okay, but
let's just say whatever. Her fansare gonna rock with her regardless. So
even if it does look like it'ssomething bad and he's like, no,
it's just like I mean, honestly, they're looking for a reason from a
from a fan's perspective, like theyprobably hope that she breaks up with this
exactly Son of a Fire Ass album. That's what I'm saying. Yeah,

(46:10):
that doesn't so okay, So thenhe doesn't have to take the money.
He doesn't have to agree to theterms, he can break up with her.
So there's there's like certain aspects that'sstupid as for her, I mean,
like and I'll break down a fewof them, Like first and foremost,
she obviously dresses very high fashion.She wants her man at the same
caliber as her, if not better. I completely get the work. I

(46:30):
get, I get. I can'tlike there's a couple of things like to
me, like like the facetiming onthe spot, like no strip club,
Like what about like trust and loyaltylike in a relationship, does that like
not exist? You know? AndI'm not saying it's all fucking right.
I'm saying I guarantee you this shiphappens all the time. So I'll be

(46:52):
honest, bro, Like I actuallylike I'll obviously answer a phone when like
I'm out like with like a groupof people, Like I think it's annoying
as fuck when you're with a groupof people and like one guy's like on
the phone like facetiming, like yellinginto his fucking phone, like because the
person can't fucking hear him, Like, bro, I don't know, Like

(47:12):
yeah, yeah, are the rulesstrict? Absolutely, But once again.
He can say no, but hewon't because you know what, five hundred
thousand dollars for your wardrobe every singlefucking month is pretty dope. Dope,
that is pretty good that one mightbe worth lef hold on, guys,
I gotta take this FaceTime, thisFaceTime, take this. Yeah right,
yeah right, yeah, I don'tknow he can quit sports and live off
this ship. Okay, after talkingthough about there's like probably like five minutes

(47:37):
now. All the ship's probably madeup and it's probably bullshit anyway, Damn,
I don't know. I believe it. I think should do some SUPI
shit, just wanted some likes andchairs, bro, And there you go.
You fucking got it from us.You got it all right boys,
anything else cuts are out and weappreciate you sitting the next one. Peace,