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People who have actually called the number from the bathroom
wall, how did that go? I saw the number in a bathroom
stall that said call Jerry. So I called Jerry.
He picks up and said this is Jerry A BJ is $50 a I hung up, I
hung up. Yet $20 is my limit. 2 Someone
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wrote their number with a note saying text me if you want to
talk. I texted them about how I was
having a bad day and they responded and gave me a few
words of encouragement. Now that's awesome, I'm about to
do that. close. Found a number in a textbook.
So I called and it was this guy who had left the number there
seven years ago and thought it was hilarious.
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I found it. He was really nice.
Not a bathroom wall, but one time in high school a group of
kids and I found binders and folders that belonged to
students from 10 years ago in a storage room. 1 binder which
belonged to a kid named Cody, had a large list of students
phone numbers. We called a handful of them and
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probably only about 3 picked up.I guess they were amused that
some kids from their old high school were calling them and one
girl actually thought it was really cool.
It was an interesting experience.
A couple years ago someone wrotemy friend's name and number on
the train with a note to call for free doorknobs.
None of us could ever figure outif it was a euphemism for
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something, but she got calls forweeks about the free doorknobs.
In middle school I called a number under on one of the
benches written in sharpie. After a couple months of talking
and getting to know this girl, we parted ways without ever
mentioning this. She is now my best friend's wife
and mother of their two daughters.
Weird world wholesome. I called 1 from 1 I found in the
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stolen school. It was a teacher at our school.
Her home number. She asked how I got her number.
Was her name Jenny? I have never done it, but I
recall once seeing something like for a good BJ cool and
recognizing it as a gay friend'snumber.
I told him about it next time I saw him and he said yes I know I
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wrote it there. It was before Grinder and all
that existed. Anyway.
I just told him to be careful. I'm fine with him being gay, but
he wasn't the brightest. You should have just called him
but pretend not to know that youknow who he is.
Even introduce yourself as your name and when you meet up come
in your normal clothes and everything but just don't
acknowledge his identity until after you're both finished.
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When I was a kid my friend and Iwere at the bowling alley.
End of the bathroom was one of those for a good time numbers.
We didn't 100% know what it meant but we were all for
calling random numbers to see what would happen.
We go to the pay phone and call the number and it goes to an
answering machine with some graph sounding guy doing his
leave your name and number spiel.
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Somewhere out there some dude once came home to a message of a
little girl casually saying yes hello, we saw your phone number
on the bathroom wall and we are looking for a good time.
So and the other screaming in the background.
Oh my God, it would hang up before the click.
Someone put my number on the bathroom wall.
Once I got a text message from someone telling me.
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It was really nice of them actually.
After our text convo though, it got me thinking nobody had
called me for a good time. I was slightly insulted 'cause I
am in fact a very good time. But I did change my phone number
anyway. Three months later, they tore
that building down to make a newgas station.
So in retrospect, I guess I could have kept that phone
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number that I had for 10 plus years.
Oh well. I mean you can always put your
number on the bathroom wall again if you want phone calls.
This was the late 90s so Pegas and payphones were still a
thing. I saw some graffiti on a
payphone outside of a gas station on the way to a friends
house. Basically it said something
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along the lines of need hot gaydong or something.
So I page my friend and put thatnumber in and then headed to his
dorm. When I got there my friend said
he got the page, called the number and some guy answered.
They were both confused for a minute because that dude didn't
page my friend and they tried tofigure it out.
After a bit the dude asked my friend what he looked like.
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My friend explained himself. Then the dude asked my friend if
he was gay and or wanted to get his Dong sucked.
My friend said no on both accounts and hung up.
He could tell by my laughing that I knew something and I came
clean. Honestly, I had assumed some
other college kid had put his friend's number up there to
Frick with him, but Nope, this guy was really trying to get
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laid via payphone graffiti. So now when I see this type of
thing, I know that it isn't always a joke, but sometimes you
might just get your Dong sucked.Sometimes you might just get
your Dong sucked. That's my life mantra.
Not a bathroom, but this barn nearly had giant ginger and
people would write on the blocks.
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One of them had a number and said call for an average time.
I called and said I'm calling for an average time.
She hung up and that was the endof it.
At least the note was accurate. Relatable.
A friend once called a number hefound on a bathroom wall at a
local bar. It said something like Brenda
Kay will make your day translated from my native tongue
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along with a cell phone number. He called the number and sure
enough a female named Brenda picked up.
My friend was drunk and stupid and tried sexy talking her,
asking her how she would make his day.
She went silent for a while followed by a sign.
Not this crap again. Where is it now?
Is it at Marty's bar? Duggan's?
Could you please erase the number?
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My friend did. She thanked him and they hung
up. The next day when he had sobered
up he felt bad so he texted her and apologized.
They kept texting back and forthfor a few weeks and it turns out
they lived in the same town. Eventually they decided to meet
up and have a few beers. Nothing ever came of it.
Like it never ended up being a love affair on com style nor AP
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movie style love affair. But they do still to this day
text and hang out once in a while.
Oh, and it was her ex who kept putting her number up on bath
from walls and local bars. Reddit, can we agree that maybe
we should really start calling the numbers on bathroom stalls?
Like maybe make a group pact andalways do this when we can?
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It seems most of the time it's not quite what we expect and
maybe, just maybe, we could be reaching someone who just wants
to talk or maybe didn't know their number was on the wall.
Worst case you get a really goodfreak.
I'm up in my stupid teenagers. I saw call girls name for a
great screw being completely moronic I called it and tried to
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act all suave. The girl broke down in tears
crying asking why we kept calling her.
Her mom immediately grabbed the phone and tore into me.
I apologized and hung up, then literally cried and scrubbed out
her number. I've tried to make it a point to
call numbers and ask if they've been harassed over the phone,
then explain where the number was and scrub it out.
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I never see numbers written on stalls anymore though.
It's been years I think since I last called someone.
It's always disconnected. You are doing God's work.
I still see these from time to time.
Keep it up. Not a bathroom, but I texted a
number that was scratched into the floor at my school.
Guy who responded was pretty chill, offered to help me hide A
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body in exchange for beer. Also asked me to spread the
word. So if he's reading this, you're
welcome. I'm going to need that number
please. Not from a bathroom wall, but
someone's number was written on a wall of a college building for
classes. I called it and there was a
grown man asking me how I got his number.
When I told him he just sighed, told me to cover it up or erase
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it and hung up. Did you cover it up?
Not the bathroom wall, but it was written on a railing outside
at my high school. I texted it and met a lovely
woman who I'll call Susie. I once found a card in the
restroom with a number on one side and a crudely drawn jizzing
Dong on the other side. Obviously I took the card with
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me because hilarious. I was travelling for work
through an absolute redneck hellhole and this gas station
was the kind of place where all the staff play cards and smoke
at a table and back until someone needs something.
But when I came out of the bathroom, one of the guys at the
table gave me a look like I knowyou saw my Dong art PLS respond.
And I kind of put my head down and rushed out but I I put his
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card on my desk and look at it when I need to laugh.
A few times I have called it andI hang up after he answers.
Just want to know he's okay. It was fun.
He probably didn't remember he had written it so at first he
thought I was one of his friendsplaying a prank on him.
I searched his number on Facebook and saw his photos and
where he lived in that kind of things.
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I said I was a hacker from the government and that someone near
him was selling drugs. Somehow he ended up believing
me. The next day we talked, he
realized I wasn't a hacker but we kept talking and soon became
friends. By the 6th time I called he said
he was busy, so I didn't call him anymore and neither did he.
I hope you'll really enjoyed your conversation with the fire
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department. That teenager me left in every
public bathroom he could find. The number was no longer in
service. I really wanted to connect with
another person, just to not feelalone.
For a little while. I'd worked so hard to push
everyone away, push everyone outfor their own good, for my own
good. Put my phone away, put my Dong
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away, washed my hands, Told the cashier.
I called the number. He laughed, said it was his
friend's old cell phone number. I laughed too, felt a little
better. Laughter is good.
Paid for gas, fueled up. Ran the pump for this old lady,
filled the tank in her busted block Chevrolet Cavalier.
Put the nozzles back. I was visiting family in Texas
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and had gone to the movie theater and found a number in
one of the stalls. I decided to text it.
I don't remember what but I was like 14 and I just remember it
being kind of a mean joke. But then I felt bad and said I
was sorry. The girl's number was Kaylee and
I don't really know how why it happened but we ended up talking
a bit after I said I was sorry. Kaylee was really cool.
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She was a little older than me but I slowly fell in love with
her. It was tough because I lived
across the country country though, only visiting that part
of Texas twice a year. So twice a year I spent a lot of
time with her as well. She was my first love and I
always got so done excited for those trips.
Of course, when I wasn't there in Texas, we were constantly
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texting, talking on the phone, Facetiming, etcetera.
Something happened in my family when I was about 18 though, and
I didn't want to go into details, but the trips to Texas
stopped and so did my trips to see Kaylee.
We probably he talked for another two years after that,
making plans to see each other. That never came to fruition and
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I guess we both eventually gave up.
I was about 20 by then, having known her and loved her for six
years. I'm 24 now.
I think about her often. I tried texting her a few weeks
ago but I never got a reply, so I don't know how things are with
her. I hope they're good though.
And yet that's my story of texting a bathroom stall phone
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number. A year or two ago, I found a
phone number on the top of a desk and it stayed there for a
while. One of the kids next to me
called it a few times and no onepicked up.
After a few days, one of the kids in my class decided it
would be funny to write their number next to it.
By the end of the class, the entire top of my table had five
or so phone numbers on it, and I'm pretty sure one of them was
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a teacher's phone number he gaveout for a field trip.
Not surprisingly, by the next class it looked like there had
never been any writing on it. My friends and I were going
through a sewer system back whenI was in high school and at the
entrance there was some purple spray paint on the wall that
said in big letters for great Bus Rick call phone number.
Being high school boys we had tocall the number to mess with
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them. Some girl who sounded like she
was around our age answered the phone when I called.
I said something along the linesof I'm calling about your ad and
I was wondering when you say great bus Rick, are you talking
about bus fricking or just an all around around good time?
They let out and audibly shockedup.
Don't ever call this number again.
We got a good laugh out of that.Good times.
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I peaked in high school. Holy Frick I can't stop cracking
up. Worked at a shipyard and one of
the stalls had a number to call for a good time.
I was expecting the workplace thought or a local S Turned out
to be another dude working in the shipyard as well and he told
me a Co worker of his wrote his number at the stall as a joke.
We agreed to meet during our lunch break.
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He was actually a pretty cool guy to talk to.
I was on the other end of this one.
I carved the number of a phone Iwas about to change the number
on, and three days later a guy calls me saying he's seen the
number. So I recite the greatest words I
could think of. Have you ever heard the tragedy
of Darth Plagius the Wise? He hung up.
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It wasn't on the bathroom wall but it was in one of the books I
had in my Spanish class. I read it and it said call me.
So I decided to text it because why not me.
Hi stranger. Hi, who's this me You gave my
your number in that Spanish textbook stranger.
Lol what? Me I found your number in a
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Spanish class book stranger whenme now me.
Do you want me to throw it away?It was written on a gum wrapper
and play inside the book Stranger yet actually I don't
remember putting it in a book. What does it say?
Me my pictures aren't sending but it was on a gum wrapper
picture eventually sent to stranger.
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Stranger. OK awkward I don't remember
leaving that in their lol. You have teacher name RN?
Me maybe me yes me. Well I am going to throw it
away. Nice talking to you stranger.
OK awkward I have him for six two hours lol.
Me one of your friends must havedid it then stranger.
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It's either that or I was like hi ASF Mayo stranger but thanks
for throwing it away anyways. Me I made sure not to show
myself texting because I didn't want them seeing me before I
seen them but yet not really that exciting but I thought it
was a pretty funny experience. That happened last semester and
I still don't know who it was. You said gun and it made the
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story confusing lol. I can somewhat vicariously tell
you from the other side. I was upset with my mom so I
wrote her number on a desk with something like a sat X call me
and she eventually started telling me how it was really
really odd how some stupid teenagers kept calling her and
hanging up after only a few words.
I couldn't tell her or wouldn't.I'm still upset really, but it
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was years ago. To clarify, I saw a name number
on bathroom wall so I drew over it, then called it to tell them
someone wrote their number on a bathroom wall.
The guy got pee and starting accusing me of being the guy who
wrote his number on the wall. I was so upset by that I wrote
his number on a few other bathroom walls.
A high school There was a numberwritten in the bathroom stall of
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the Dairy Queen I worked at as ateenager.
Every time I was in there havinga crap, I always wondered who
the number might be. One day I said Frickerton called
the number. A guy picked up and I told him
that his number was written in the Dairy Queen bathroom in
town. He said he was from town, which
is almost 600 kilometers away. The news, he said the best he
could figure is that his friendswho have been to my town must
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have wrote his number there as ajoke.
We laughed about this, said goodbye and that was it.
Very anticlimactic lol. Didn't call any numbers, but we
once wrote down the number of a friend on a table on the school
with the caption coil for goldenshower.
We were very immature stupid guys.
Anyways, my friend actually got a text message saying I'm
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interested. It was a number of one of the
teachers. I was in line at a Texas BBQ
when the number was written nearthe queue saying something or
another. I texted it and enjoyed a chat
with another friendly jokester. When I was in college, my
roommates, swell gusts that theyare, put my phone number as a
scrolling text screensaver on every single computer at the
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local circuit city. Got woken up early the next
morning by a phone call from AP off manager wanting to know why
my phone number was on all his computers.
I was not kind. I freaking called the White
House, the number of which I gotfrom a bathroom stall from a
hole in the wall place in Colorado.
It wasn't a bathroom wall but a father tile from a jumbo Jenga
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game that said text for a good time and all we did was send
funny GIFs back and forth for a day or two.
Now every so often I get to random GIF from that person and
it always makes my day lol. Many years ago when we were
teenagers some schoolmates put amessage into the bathrooms of
the cities largest depart store.Like call the hot flex a little
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for a good time. My phone number and from what I
remember it was worded to sound a little bit not so heteros at
all. Anyway, I started to get these
calls from men which usually went like hey how long is your
beep etcetera. So I usually just played along
and told them it's like massively big ETC.
There was also this girl who called multiple times who seemed
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to have stalked me or she thought she figured out what
class I go to. Back then I was like 1516 or so
inexperienced I think. We agreed to meet some place in
town or something, but no one was there when I went there with
a friend. This was back when mobile phones
were not a thing yet, so gettinga call when you're eating dinner
with family from some guy who wants to know how long your beep
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is? Not so great. 2 stroke 10.
It said free pizza. I called it.
It turns out it was a real pizzaplace, but their business was so
crappy that the day before they had put that up.
I actually ended up having free pizza because I was the first to
find one. Not a bathroom wall, but a
rented cottage. Found this Snapchat use name
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under the bunk bed. Turns out she lived a few miles
away from my hometown, Hung out a few times and then found out
she got her husband from creeping her FB a few days
later. She said we should go to the
cottage for a weekend. Do it.
Tap that MILF. I called a number off a picnic
table on time. It was some random girl's name.
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A middle-aged man answered. We talked for a while.
He was extremely polite. Frustrated but polite.
Asked how I got his number. I told him it was on a picnic
table. He offered me 20 bucks to tell
him where he came and scratched it off and he paid me the 20
bucks. He had that number for about 3
months and kept getting Don pics.
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I felt bad for the guy. I found an age number in the
bathroom at Bertie's in RichmondIN 125 bucks and she let do
whatever I wanted. She was gross though.
The number ended up getting removed.
She told me she was an erotic monkey.
God she was gross. My ex got a new phone number and
would get Dong pics and lewd messages from random dudes all
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the time asking for Tracy. He used to get so mad.
One time I set one of the Dong pics as his screensaver and also
a couple random contacts photos so he wouldn't notice till they
called him. He was super mad but it was
really funny. I know a guy who had this happen
to his phone number, though don't know exactly where all it
had been posted. He got literally hundreds of
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Dong pics a day. He was like 14 stroke 15 at the
time and slapped them with an author of him reporting them to
the police for sending obscene and explicit material to a
minor. I saw a number posted in the
bathroom when I was in Nashvilleand I texted and someone sent me
a picture back of a Dong coveredin all of these disgusting saws.
It was so worth it. The number was on a little
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plaque on the stall wall that said tell us about our service.
Someone brought me toilet paper within a minute.
It was great. I wish more places would do
this. I called her, Dad answered.
We had a brief discussion about what the message said and where
it was displayed. He thanked me and hung up
without even questioning why I called.
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Wall said call if you want a good time.
I texted a picture of Jesus to be funny and captioned it.
You need Jesus. Got a reply saying I was the 1st
and that Jesus was friends with W and stuff, not too Bible
literate. All and all this guy was chill.
Said to text him whenever as he thought I was pretty cool.
Never did great. It was with my classmate.
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We talked about my awesome science teacher.
She's from Sri Lanka and has a heavy accent so none of us can
understand what she's going on about for the majority of class.
She also kind of sucks at teaching as a whole, gives out
way to many worksheets but is still a straight boss.
The other day she accidentally tea poses while trying to teach
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us about homeostasis. She called it her special little
dance. It literally made my whole life
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