W.T.D. Dr. Butthole With A Warning For Us All!

Bathroom wipes are bad...mmmmmm K

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Big rig you know, as you get older. And a
couple of guys here at the station do this. I
don't know about any of the ladies. I don't really
pay attention. These guys do it like so notably because
they go to a bathroom here they take like giant
packs of wet wipes, and you know, every toilet in
this building says, don't flush your wet wipes down it,
regardless of whether they tell you too or not. And
it ends up plugging the toilets. And now a doctor

(00:20):
who is known as and this is this is what
they call him doctor Butthole, has said, look, I'm gonna
say this for the last time. If you want to
give yourself the possibility of a case of rectal cancer
or anything else, keep using those wipes. He's like, the
chemicals they're soaked in alone are terrible for your rectal region.
They're not good for you. Same thing with toilet paper

(00:41):
that is scented or has colors. He's like, the best
thing you can do if you don't have a bidet
is take a shower after you pooh. And I'm like, oh, like,
don't even wipe yourself up. Does the get in the
shower and be like yeah, this is good. Oh yeah,
that'd go over real well with my wife. She'd be like, nope, nope,
getting the hose in the front yard and clean yourself
fup