W.T.D. Is That Cocaine Or Just Mashed Up Sweet Tarts?

Granny find a clear white baggie with whire powder in 8 year old Grandaughter's Halloween basket. Cops confirmed it. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Halloween was early in ingram Borough, Pennsylvania, this past weekend.
It's a big rig that's what the dumb you see
what happened? So grandmother called police. She found a clear
baggie of a white substance in her eight year old
grandchild's Halloween candy in the bag as they were going
through the neighborhood collecting it. Clear bag, white powder, little

(00:20):
bread tie wrap that was gold, because you know, when
you got cocaine, you got to make sure you get
it different from the other drugs you're doing. You got
to give it the gold tie Come on, yeah, police
tested it absolutely cocaine. Thinking to myself, look, man, you
know you've hit rock bottom as a dealer when you're
just trying to keep things straight for the kids and
the crackheads, So please try harder. But then again, on

(00:42):
the other hand, I got to be honest with you.
If I didn't know better, and I really don't know
those damn pixie sticks from all these years, I would
swear that is just sticks of flavored cocaine. Man, Come on,