W.T.D. Maybe She Should Have DUCKED

I don't know that anyone had "Duck mishap on a roller coaster" on their bingo card of dumb.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now, for those of you who don't like to ride
roller coasters, I understand. I get it. I get the fear,
the anxiety that comes along with it. And most people
just think that they're going to ride it, they're going
to have a heart attack, and they're going to die.
No one ever gets on a roller coaster and expects
to get smashed by a random duck. It's big rig

(00:21):
if you've seen this story on a sea World Orlando.
This happened during spring break. A woman who went and
got on the coaster Mako, which has been open for
a long time. It's a great coaster. Some of the
best coasters in America are there at Sea World Orlando.
As she's riding it, suddenly at coasters peak speed, she
gets hit in the face by an object. I don't

(00:42):
know what the time she even knew what it was,
but everyone around her is like, you got hit in
the face with a duck. Man, duck died. Clearly. She's
suing the park for fifty thousand dollars, saying they don't
properly mark it as being in a zone of danger,
that they don't give you a warning that you could
possibly he'd be in the face by a duck. I mean, listen,

(01:04):
you're in SeaWorld. Okay, there's water everywhere around you, hence
the name SeaWorld, Natural lakes, water for the dolphins and
everything else. Clearly there's going to be ducks around. I
don't know that anyone anywhere would ever have on their
bingo card. You're gonna get pummeled by a duck on
a roller coaster. Now, she's suing for fifty thousand dollars. Okay,

(01:26):
it's not she's going for millions of dollars. I get it.
She's trying to make a point. But what is the
point going to be. You're gonna get on the coaster
and all of a sudden have to wear a fighter
pilot helmet. I mean, I don't know.