W.T.D. Really Hot Date

When your late night "booty call" turn into you fall asleep, she thinks you ghosted her and she does the next, most LOGICAL thing to get you back. Cue the next door gas station.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this definitely gives a new meaning to hot date.
Taji Russell. She was online, she was surfing around, ran
across a random booty call on a dating app and
decided to respond to it. It's a big rig This
is where it gets interested, right. She hooks up with
the guy. He's like, Hey, here's my apartment, here's my dress.
Give me like ninety minutes roll up. She's all good.

(00:22):
She gets there. She's knocking on the door. She's knocking
on the door, she's texting, she's calling. He's not responding.
So she does, naturally, what anybody with common sense and
reasoning would do. She runs down to the corner of
the Kenoco gas station, grabs lighter, fluid matches and a
cigarette lighter, and sets his apartment ablaze. Naturally, he wakes

(00:42):
up from the nap he was taking. Hey, fell asleep.
He sets up a booty call him, then falls asleep.
Damn near died in his apartment as it burned. Thankfully,
he was awakened. Police showed up. Neighbors had called. They're like,
what are you doing. She's like, well, you know, it's
no big deal. This is a booty Callin almost burned.
The man alive. That's what he get. Can you imagine. Yeah,

(01:08):
I look in today's world. No answer shocks me anymore.