W.T.D. You Shoved A Thermos Where

DUDE, your "prison pocket" is NOT meant to take that kinda load 😳

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now another episode of Big Riggs. What the dumb
straight out of Polk County Baby. So Sheriff Judd every
morning does his daily briefing, Right, it's kind of the
idiocy that's happened since we last spoke twenty four hours
before overnight hours and everything else. So they take a
man into custody after trying to give the guy a

(00:21):
break a couple of times, then he goes and trespasses,
allegedly has meth on his person allegedly, so they take
him into the jail to put him through the body
scanner and I'll let Sheriff Judd finish the rest here.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, you might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into
the jail. He brought a thermos into the jail. That's right,
he put it up the exit ramp. Do you know
what I mean? A themis about this size A firmis.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Now if you're wondering exactly how when he says about
this size, I would say about nine inches tall and
probably about three and a half inches wide. The prison
pocket is what it's calm only known as. But yeah,
that's what they found inside this guy. I can only
imagine what the extraction process must have been like And secondly,
you know, they say meth makes you do some pretty

(01:09):
methed up things. But there's only one way that the
man could have got that thing in himself. He had
to be so high on meth he couldn't feel anything.
I mean, and the just yeah, I know the word
pictures in your mind right now. I can't even get
into it because the FCC will come hit me with
a big fat one. But damn if that's not the
what the dumb of the day, story of the year,
I don't know what he is.