Buffalo Bills, Gray Hairs, and JetBlue Scandals CONDENSED

Bill welcomes Dan back to the Billified studio, and right out of the gate, it’s a mix of laughs, real talk, and razor-sharp commentary. The duo dives into the start of Buffalo Bills training camp, but Dan’s still wondering why Bill gets invited and he doesn’t — despite his years behind the mic at St. John Fisher. The mystery sparks hilarious speculation and some light-hearted jabs about stress, gray hair, and who really belongs at camp.

Things get reflective when Bill opens up about life after losing his father, including a heartfelt (and surprisingly funny) story about a conversation with his mom and a bizarre but touching memory involving a coffee can game that turns oddly inappropriate in true Billified fashion.

From obsessive Bills fans live-tweeting every training camp play, to the strange case of an in-flight sex act on a JetBlue flight, to the renewal of South Park and corporate media control — Bill and Dan don’t hold back.

They wrap up with updates from around the NFL, MLB insights, and a serious-but-funny look at health, aging, and the supplement industry. Could the Yankees still make a run for the World Series? Should “Inside Dan’s Head” become a regular segment? You be the judge.

If you’ve ever wanted a podcast that mixes sports, absurdity, heartfelt moments, and hard laughs — this episode is it.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Whin your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka colored A podcast from the Mac of
All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots.
Gee Ram, it's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, hello and welcome, and thank you for getting your
pot on. Thanks for telling a friend and spreading a
word about the pirate ship. Here he is in his
Bill's hat.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Are you going to camp? I hope?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
So eventually, what do you mean you hope? So try
to get tickets? Man, if he were scalping tickets.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, I got I'm going uh Monday with Fisher.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Oh you're cool.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
Yeah, well they invite you all then out of games.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
They're twenty five years. They don't invite me. No, you're
going with a different department.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm going with the School of Nursing. Yeah, school nurse
in School of Nursing. Well, that's pretty cool, school nurse,
School of Nursing.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, No, it's that it's.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
The School of Nursing And I'm i doctor Rice and
then I'm hoping to get in with some friends later.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
That's cool. Yeah, all right, man, you got those hospitality teds.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, I mean you can do yeah, why can't you
get in? I don't understand this.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I don't ask people for favors.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't either.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
They yeah, people don't come.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'm not kidding you people, I think, why do you
think that?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I don't know what?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
What happened? What you in your mouth and you start
saying crazy ship?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, So I don't understand. I don't think that
that's true. I don't ask for stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
But people, I got invited last year and somebody said,
would you like to go again this year?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I think it's Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I have him so far behind on everything that uh
and then you know, I as that nauseum here. I
feel like I have my dad's funeral this weekend, and
so then I I'm but I'm planning to leave on Sunday,
but that could be bumped because cousins are now coming
and who knows what, and there's a live band that's

(02:18):
gonna play in my brother's yard and all kinds of shit.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know what's happened.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Paul Billapalooza, Yes, oh my god, that would be a
great one. We sa pap Billa Palooza. He hated the
name pab Bill that Jackson gave him, that Jackson gave him.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
He hated it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
He hated it. And I don't think it was so
much that, Like Jackson was okay calling him pob.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Bill, but he didn't like that.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Then everybody else did, everybody else, like the other grandma,
not not my mom, but the other Grandma would call
him pab Bill. I just made his fucking skin itch.
And I mean he had Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I can see that.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, I've met the parties all.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Don't get me in trouble again.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
I can't under my fault last time.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
What do you mean last year?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Don't give me in trouble again.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, I'm just saying. I don't mean like you got
me in trouble. I mean I don't want to be
in trouble.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I wouldn't be surprised if I had.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't want to get in trouble again. No, I
just I don't have the energy right now.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I know I could see it. This is the most
beard I've seen from you ever.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm experimenting. Damn, I'm experimenting me too. I'm going,
are you yeah with a beard?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, now that I have a tan on my face
burned in Rhode Island a couple of weeks ago. Now
that I got a tan in my face, I've started
to experiment with the salt and pepper beard.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh okay, well I got a little salt and pepper you.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Do, I see that.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Ladies like I don't know what they do. I don't
know my wife.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
My wife will let me color my hair anymore?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh will you were coloring it? You got more grave
than me.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I do. Yeah, you know what that means. It's stress.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, it's not. No, it's not. I don't believe that.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
You have a heartbreak of like forty beats of milk.
I can.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I think it's not. I got blood work done. Fucking
everything's a mess.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Serious. Yeah, but your hair is still dark. Yeah, so
you're fine.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I figured out that's a litmus test. I got, like,
my PSA is fucking through the roof.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, and anymore supplement. And I know who else is
high cholesterol?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
No, it's not cholestero. This is ps A.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
It's for cooking.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
This is We've gotten to the bottom of the problem.
Everything else is fine. Go ahead, the ysas.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, PSA.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Do you know what that is is the prostate stuff.
That is. It's very hard.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
That's serious stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's not relax okay, relax all right, it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Everything.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Like half the Moran family's on the prayer list.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I add more people. Bill's prostate. Yes, Bill minds.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Fine, hair is good, God, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
But I think Bill has been okay. I I haven't
been sleeping all that's been praying for Bill. I understand. Look,
there's some things that happen, and like, like you just
sort of wished someone would.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Tell you this part of adulting.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, you know what I mean, and you know it's coming,
and you're aware of that it's coming. Yes, But there's
all these other things. And I know I am I
I have learned. And I think I said this on
yesterday's podcast.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
And I don't want to Doug talk about it yet.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't want to be ad nauseum. But I feel
like I've I noticed a pattern in my life of
being weak, being weak, and it bothers me and and
and maybe I shouldn't say weak, but avoiding things.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I avoid things.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
You're not the only one.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Do you understand what's saying? And I go, I don't
want to be that person. I don't because it it
solves nothing, it delays things, and then it what happens
is you know, and it's almost I remember uh reading
some tick not han uh famous or well known, I
would say famous.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
But TikTok han tick not han Okay influencer.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
He's a Buddhist, he's not. He's a Buddhist.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
He was a and he wrote many books, and what
he would talk about was human suffering and that sometimes
you have a wrong perspective.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
On a situation.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Right, oh yeah, right, But why do you have a
wrong perspective because the other person's not telling you something
or or they're afraid to tell you or they're afraid
to do this. So then your mind goes eighteen steps
forward to well, you know, they hate me.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
That's why one of the four agreements. Don't make assumptions.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well exactly, but people still do.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Oh we do, ye mind irrational mind guard our guides
the rational.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
So like even yesterday last night I had talked about
how I have not wanted to talk to my mom.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
I heard that.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, I know, I think I know why why. I
know why I said it last night?

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Maybe I was thinking while you said it, thanks for listening.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
No, I was listening, but then I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Hearing when you start thinking my piece?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay, and then and you tell me if you if
that was what you were going to say.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
So I ended up calling my mom, but I said
to you her, I said, I left here and I
met uh some friends, and I went to a new
lovely British pub in town.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Oh yeah, oh okay in Fairport.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
No, it's in Rochester, yeah, Brighton.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh yeah, the old lot of lotch Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Okay, it's Kevin with you.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, okay, So I because.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
I know he likes to have a cocktail once in
a while.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I was leaving there and I thought, all right, I
got a call her. So I called her and I said, listen,
I don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
And I a mom call him just to say I
don't want to talk to you right now.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
It's a terrible, terrible right who says that?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Door marsal mom?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Who says it to their mom? And I?

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Well, in a fight? Yeah, but nothing went. You know,
there's nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
No, I said, I said, listen, I'll even I'm gonna
go deep. And she may not like this, but I'm
gonna I'm gonna go deep. I'm gonna read her text
to me today after I tell you this. So I
said to her, I go listen. I just can't right now.
I said, I don't know what it is, but I said,

(08:19):
you're a lunatic and what why are you making a
face like that? I said, you're Your eyes got really big.
I said you're a lunatic and she goes, no, I'm not,
and I said, yes you are, because you're going to
go with all these assumptions. Billy's not talking to me,
and you're gonna be walking on eggshells and nervous.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
And that's why I'm calling you.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm just not ready to talk to you because I
think it makes it more final for me, and I'm
not ready. And I sent her a text today and
that's really it, because I'm trying to go deep.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
What is the shit? Like it on everything?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
And I've been doing it prior to my dadding, but
I've been saying things like, what is it that is
keeping you from what is the belief inside you that
you're not moving forward?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
What the fuck is it? What is it?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
And then go down there figure out what that is
and then go, oh, that's bullshit and it means nothing,
and it's something I put in my head and nobody
else really cares. That's really the truth.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
The mind is such a thing because when it's marinating
in something, all of a sudden, it's hard to climb
out of the mire.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Right, So I've dealt with that.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Me.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Come on, we know.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got a text, so I wrote her to yesterday.
Good morning, Mom. I was on a zoom call planning
the funeral when you called. I'm a bit jammed up
today with things, but doing well. She said, Okay, glad
you're doing well. I was thinking about you when you
can give me a call. Would just like to talk

(09:48):
with you. Love you. So then at So, then I
called her last night, and then today she sends me
this text.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Billy.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Two things that have become very clear to me this
past week is how short life is and the importance
of relationships. I want you to know I understand everyone
grieves differently. This is a very difficult time for you,
and handle it as you need. I am here and
will always be here for you when you are ready.
I love you so much. I know it is an
immense responsibility. I got to do the eulogy, writing the eulogy,

(10:20):
which I haven't started, but if anyone can do it
and deliver it, it's you. Sending you lots of love, comfort
and healing, and wrote, I love you too. I think
I have to accept that he is gone from here
and talking to you. I don't know why affirms that
for me. I'm not trying to be mean or childish,
but I need a minute. I haven't even started writing
the eulogy.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I will.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's just harder than I anticipated. Plus I avoid things
that hurt, I mean really hurt, and I do and
that's something that I don't like about myself, and I
think when I see that in other people, it makes
me mad at them.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
But that's just life being a mirror.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, So then she wrote, I know you do you
always have.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
There you go?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
She goes, I used to have. Uh, I used to,
but life got in the way of that. Take all
the minutes you need. I'm your mother and I'll always
be here for you. Although a woman's life expectancy is
seventy nine point one year, so getting close lol. Just
making this lighter. Uh love, I love you, and I
know it's hard to write you. I had to do.
My mother's about about Okay, So anyway that that that

(11:25):
that was it? Why did you think I didn't want.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
To Well, I think a lot of that has I
think he nailed a lot of that.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I also thought, like, you got one parent left, and
it's like, talk about about the fact that that good
father's gone. I mean, they were married for a long time,
they loved each other, and then the okay, maybe I
don't know, I don't know, I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Make A sister.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Said, there was a time where my sister goes, it
was great. They didn't talk to each other, like they
didn't fight, she goes, but they did talk to each other.
So my sister's like, you would tell Dad one thing
and mom the other thing and do whatever you wanted
because they never talk to each other.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
To compare notes, oh wow, they're like the FBI and
the CIA, and then we get nine to eleven.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I go, that's phenomenal, but not phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
So anyway, yeah, I mean I think that that made
that's I think you got one parent left and all
of a sudden, it's like now, I mean every like
you said, everybody grieves differently, and you know, I remember
when my father was dying that the hospice nurse told
my sister, I know how you feel. I lost my

(12:31):
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I feel, so don't pretend that you do.

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Speaker 4 (14:41):
October ninety seven is Columbus Day. Or at Columbus Day weekend.
Then South Park did it.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Hey ride the John.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Denver Experience at the Denver County Fair and it.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Was like a plague.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Well, by the way, South Park renewed for five years
while or while Colbert gets the axe.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Look I.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Because it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
So everybody. I don't believe this. This is a political
motive thing. And people are saying more and more that
he came and he spoke out again. I'm like, if
it was politically motivated in some way, I don't think
they'd let him stay till May, right if there was
that much pressure. I I don't think we're headed towards
fascism to the point where there there's controlled do you
understand I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
And I know the FCC's got Burmouth, got a deal
coming with a merger.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Okay, and that all could be true, and maybe I'm wrong,
I could all be true.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
We lost forty million dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Well, we're done talking.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't I don't know what because his ratings were
supposedly better than the other two, and I know I
know the ratings, and I know I have a little
insight a lot. I have a little insight to the
pressures of late night television and the concerns of the
future of late night television. And I asked the question

(16:06):
yesterday and I asked it again today. When was the
last time you watched a network show? And most people go, well,
I watched streaming, I watch The last thing I watched
was the Billy Joel Part one documentary on HBO Max.
Yeah I have, I haven't. Jameson lost the remote to
the TV and I had to download a romo. I
don't know where the fuck it is it was before

(16:28):
he left. I couldn't find it. So I downloaded a
remote that would work universal he.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Didn't leave it in his pocket, and then wash it.
I've done that.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Okay, of course you have Like, of course you have it.
I did. Yeah it worked. No, this is a stupid
Roku TV. So I just downloaded the Roku. Yeah, so
I watched it, But like, I don't even right now,
I think I have ESPN Plus.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Does that give you ESPN too or No?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Not necessarily, I don't think it does.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Does it give you a sports center or something?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
No, it gives you like all the ESPN bonus stuff,
like all the thirty for thirties, certain games.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm a downloaded the stuff, paying for it, and I
don't even know what I got.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
I got to figure out what I got with it.
I have it.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Look, my wife's got so my wife's got a special phone,
so that way she gets. But so when you have
a T mobile phone, you get all the incentives. We
get a Verizon, you got the network. That's all you get.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
No, that's not true. Really, Yeah, I got I get
Hulu and uh Disney for ten dollars a month.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
So my wife gets the same thing. Yeah, through through
Team Mold plus Netflix all this other stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So Netflix for which then will be twenty dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
But that beats Yeah, I'm paying for that paid and
I got Prime, and I got Thish. Yeah, I got Dad.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
It's just a fuck.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
You got a rocket boarder cause you not come you
can find out all the all the subscriptions you have
that you don't need. Yeah, but the whole thing with
the late night think, you know, it's uh people aren't
like I should stay up and watch Letterman. People aren't
doing that anymore, not to the extent they used to.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
No, I think because we can see it on demand, yep, right,
I mean we can see it. We can go to
Paramount if we want to catch it. We catch little
clips online. We live in a bite sized world and
that's the that's the truth of it. We live in
a bite sized world. So you know, podcasts are great,
it's long form, but outside of that, most things are quick,

(18:20):
bite size.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
James L.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Fallen does great on social media, fantastic, you know, all
the little bits he does, the games he plays. This
stuff translates so well to social media platforms. But I
don't know the ratings wise, and you know, if the
sponsors go where the eyes and the ears are and

(18:42):
the dollars flow that way. And so I can't say,
you know, because I keep seeing somebody in CBS goes, well,
he went too far left or whatever. Okay, again, I
don't know. I didn't watch Colbert. I like kim All,
I like certainly like Fallon. I I just I don't.
I don't know because found because Kimmel goes hard at Trump.

(19:05):
So I don't understand this other than the merger. And
maybe maybe there's a little at play. I can't say
that business doesn't. I mean, luck man, if you were
a troublemaker at work, you think they're keeping you around. Well,
you and I like, if you made if you made
things tough for to close deals you think you're getting around.
It's the business has no feelings. It's about money, right,

(19:27):
It's about me, you fucking money.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
You and I know.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Of the radio show in New York City, there were
two radio shows on the same station. One was on
the morning syndicated, one was on in the afternoon syndicated.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Both were raunchy. Advertisers picked one.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
They didn't want to have to sell to both because
they were both incredibly raunchy, so they so that guy
ended up going over to satell They end up both
going to satellite radio, but the one guy ended up
becoming the flagship for satellite radio, and other guy's kind
of just had to go along because they got let
go because advertisers were like, we can't have like nine
hours some filthy content to advertise with.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Wasn't that the story you're talking about, Howard and oen A, Yeah,
there was, so even locally there was there would be
no blank dictate right for morning shows. So then they
would go, fine, we'll book you, you know, eleven a
to twelve p or eleven eight to seven p or
whatever it was. And I was on in the afternoon,

(20:26):
and when I started doing the XFL and stuff, we
lost even more money. Or the Triple XFL where strippers
come in and they put on strap ons and guys
should come up and play ring toss. I don't know
why that entertained me so much. And it's not I need.
I need people to understand this. I'm not a guy
who likes strip clubs. I'm not a guy who likes strippers.

(20:48):
Am I a dirty, perverted old man? Probably, but privately
I'm not somebody who I'm not.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
I never I know what happened to Jamison's remote to you, No,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I farted in six channel changes. So it's like those
things never appealed to me.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
It just didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
However, watching other guys dying to be part of this
was highly entertaining to me, because I go, you don't
have a chance with this woman. I know you don't
have a chance with this woman. She knows you don't
have a chance with this woman.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
How do you not know?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
And maybe you do, but you like to play, And
I go, there's something about it that I find entertaining.
So when I would invite listeners up, you know, there
were the phones would explode, Hey man, can I come
up blah blah blah blah. I once did I once, Yeah,
I don't mind. Just based on raunchy. I did raunchy

(21:48):
as well, you know. And so there was no no
by dictates. The own a Howard Stern thing was was
interesting and they blew themselves up. It was not a
money issue, No, they blew them sous.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
They blew them so to say Patrick's Cathedral situation.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
They had sex for Sam where you had to go
around and have sex in public, and they did one
of the places and you had to have a spotter
to make sure that you were really doing it. So
they sent spotters out with these people, and the spotters
would call into the show and there was a mask
going on and they went into the back of the
church in full view, like sort of in full view
but hidden in the back, and they banged and then

(22:28):
it got out because it was on the radio, and
the Catholic Diocese went crazy and pushed and owen a
were They were not fired. They were not fired. They
were not fired. On a got the greatest gift in
the world, paid vacation. They got paid to do fucking nothing.

(22:49):
Because they were afraid that there was a chance that
if another company I Heeart, which just was Clear Channel
at the time, picked them up in New York City
against Howard, that they would run him against Howard and
they may really hurt Howard. And I mean that Anthony
was one. Now he's a fucking lunatic.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
But he was one.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
He is he it probably still is. I haven't heard
him one funny motherfucker. I mean that guy was talented
as ship. He could do impressions and do all kinds.
I mean, you know, when I was part of the
Wii Show and Opie was there, we had Andrew Dice
Clay call in to promote some stupid show. Yeah, and

(23:30):
so Andrew Dice Clay's calling in for he's got some
new movie, new show, whatever, and Dice. What they would
do in markets like here is they give you a
ten minute phoner, right, and remember they sometimes you'd go
over and they'd be fucking card.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Series, Dan, we're going over. He got two minutes?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, So they would because they have other people and
you and.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Art would get get into it on the phone afterwards.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I got into it bad, but I got into it
bad with all Art over this what I'm about to
tell you. Oh yeah, So Opie and Anthony had Jimmy
Norton on their show. This is what I want radio
days to be. But I want and I haven't been

(24:15):
able to figure out the format. That's my August project.
So like, do we do it where? Then it becomes
an animated story where we start? But I want to
sit down with Opie, I want to sit down with
other guys and I want to talk about these things.
So this was an interesting one. So Opie got wind
that we were going to have Dice on the morning

(24:39):
show with Weez via the phone. So weez so uh
he get He says, hey, can I, Opie said to him,
can I I'm sorry, Texter is still coming in. I apologize.
I thought i'd muted all this shit.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
All right, just keep going this my life. Nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I do.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I care.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
It's very unprofessional in my mind. I have a lot
of thoughts these days.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
So after the show, Okay, what's about your PSAs. Is
that your September project? Yes, don't put that off. I'm
not putting it off.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm gonna get relaxed. I already have a plan. I
have a plan alright, So Andrew Dice Clay is coming
on the WII show. Opie finds out, calls we the
night before and goes, hey, man, we want to get on.
We want to sand bag him. Now, Jimmy Norton was
on their show. They met Jimmy through Andrew. He was
opening up for Andrew on the road. Andrew came in.

(25:37):
He was on the show. They love Jimmy. Jimmy's from
New York and that's how that started. I think Jimmy
Norton still has a satellite show somewhere. So really another
uber talented guy, very very funny, and very perverted in
real life. In real life, it's I heard the confessions.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Oh yes, I've heard.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
So they they call up and he goes, Bride, you know,
I'm not good at This's what Weeze is saying. And
so I'm I'm there right, and I go all right.
We get Opie and Anthony on the phone. We're waiting
for Dice to call. So Anthony starts doing his Dice impression. Hey,
gurrit doc, you know, but it's like spot on, I

(26:22):
got my bedazzled jacket.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Hey, you know all this shit right?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
So we I forget what I think he had a
reality show. I think Dice, I think he did, and
that's what he was promoting. So he comes on and
and we says, hey, uh Dice, what's going on? And
he goes, hey brother, wheez, hey Ben, and he starts talking.
He gives a little bit about the show, and then

(26:46):
Weeze goes, listen, man, what about my boy?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
What about my boy? Opie?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
And he goes, dah, Wheeze, I'm not here to talk
about that, and he goes, all right, he goes, but
you know, that's my boy, and he goes, look, I understand,
and I understand you looking out for family, but that's
between me and them. And then all of a sudden,
you hear Opie come on like right away and go hey, Dice,

(27:14):
why won't you say anything?

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Is?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Why don't you talk?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Well?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Who it is? And he goes, it's Opie and he
goes and Anthony and what are you doing? Why are
you not talking about? And like whatever happened? I forget
the whole thing and they hang up right the uh
Dice hangs up done.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
It's gone.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I don't know what the beef was between these guys.
All I know is I'm in my family room later
that night, and I'm getting chewed out by Yeah, I
guess it was art.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I don't it was it art.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
And I went to told me, you told me it
was our series.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I probably was. I went out, so I walk out
into my mud room and I fucking unloaded on him.
I go, fuck you. That shows, I go, what do
you want? I go? Is the greatest radio you got?
More people are going to tune into DICE's thing because
of this. You're an idiot. That was my That was
my younger years. It was a little more addressing. But

(28:07):
those are great stories, aren't they? And I wish I
could remember exactly.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
How like op or Anthony could tell, you could fill
in the gap as to what the beef was.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, yeah, as you tell me, I got to put
us back on camera. That's all right, what'sn't on camera?
As long as do we start over the audio? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I got the audio?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Podcast?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
But that was the Yeah, that was pretty wild, no kidding. Yeah,
And that's what I would like to do with radio days,
is exactly.

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On a Jet Blue flight from New York to Florida, Connecticut,
couple Trista Riley and Christer Ford Drew Arnold were arrested

(30:28):
for being caught engaging in a sex act. Specifically, Ryan
was seen with her head in Arnold's lap okay oh,
making up and down movements. According to police.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
She wasn't doing set up. Huh no, she's gotta get
your extra.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
She was working her turkey neck out.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Was he okay?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Chick it?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Because you want that grizzle. You you don't want.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
That grizzle Arnold's lap up and down.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
According to police, Two miners witnessed the scene and their
mother promptly reported the incident to flight atte.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Of course, well what, of course I don't.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Need what's really slurping enough in right? Come on, hey,
hey was taken.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
I can't have that on a plane.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Shortly after, the plane landed in Sarasota and we're charged
with lewd lascivious exhibition in the presence of minors. They
were released from jail on Monday. The case raised the
series concerns about the public decency, uh, child exposure and
what kind of behavior is or absolutely is not acceptable
on a flight. So here's the thing. What is the

(31:39):
psychology in my mind about this almost exhibitionism in transit?
Like somebody I don't know, hang it on a train,
banging on? Do you understand thrill?

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Is it the thrill of almost getting caught?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Or have you like escalated so many different sexual concu
quest that now you don't have to a mile high level.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Okay, but hanging on a second, there isn't one man
that here's this story. And they may play outrage because
their wife is with them and their children around.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
That's awful, that's awful, But.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Secretly in the back of their head to going that
fucky motherfucker. Man, I hate to fly. I don't want
to take a xanax. But if you just be awesome,
do you under see what I'm saying? Do you know
what I mean? She was relaxing her man and it
was quiet. Her head was down in his lap, So
what mind your business?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Sit back down?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah. I couldn't even see. I just took flights. I've
been domain and back, main and back. I can't I
didn't see. I can't see what's happening in the seat
in front of me.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
I can't either. Ah, I can't either.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I mean, oh, well, you know what from the Isle
of cross.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
That's where Yeah, that's where you do normally see it.
I just look at it.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
And I mean, like, first of all, like, yeah, you
can't have that on a plane. But at the same time,
you know.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
He's real seeking.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I mean that's seriously.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I mean I think it is like people get off
of people getting watched.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Or watching exhibitionists.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yeah, people are into that.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I'm not just I mean, I I don't get it,
but I don't understand like we're all different wanting to
be seen. I guess, so you know, or it's the
next level of like how I need to get I
need to get my thris fun.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Like I know a family where two brothers had a
contest who could have sex and more rooms in the
house over a weekend.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Okay, yeah than the other.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I won.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
That cut at me the brothers.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Oh well, I mean, let's put this way. If I
were on that plane and I noticed that, Yes, are
you saying I'm not saying anything. You know what, I'm
not saying anything. You know what really bothers me on
the plane? Whatever it gets up at the same time,
that bothers me.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
More than what I just heard you say exactly.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Now, if I had kids, yes, that might be a
little if they're starting.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
To ask questions, I would say, it's none of our business.
It is none of our business.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Go back to your iPad. Go back to your ipada.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I have not been able to get you off the
iPad until this happens.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Get on the iPad.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Get on the iPad.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
It's a good voice.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
I but of this saying a bunch of this iPad?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I mean, I don't know. It is like when kids
are exposed to explicit behavior in public spaces, what do
you do?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
There's not a lot it's life.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
What are you gonna You're gonna yell at somebody, You're
gonna tell them it's like, that's them. You could just say.
I think one of the things that is lost, truly lost,
is time and place. Nobody talks like they do. You
talk to your mom differently than you talk to your wife.
You talk to me, I would hope, way differently than

(34:51):
all that we just all do. If we say we
don't wear.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Liars, we all do a thousand people to a thousand people.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Right, and so to be to understand that, I think
there has to be time and place, and as a
children have to learn we you don't talk that way
here or this behavior is acceptable here, but it's not here,
And there's time and place it just is. And so yeah,
time and place. That man should not be getting that
job done to him there. Yeah right, I heard there

(35:21):
was quite a head wind inside the place the first time.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Just let me.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
But the Jack and Jill and up hill, each with
a bucket a quarter.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Jack came down with too, Jill came down with two fifty.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
That hey, it was the old dice clay when you're
in junior high. He was the funniest dude in America.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Of course he was. He sold out Madison Square, Garden.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Trump the only comic Quivers sold out Madison Square.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
That is true, that is true. You did sell that, Dice,
you did, but you're still fired.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
But look, Dice was not that. That was a that
was a segment. It was no, it was a segment
of his stand up and he people started to love it,
so he just embraced and it worked. But Dice was
a regular stand up and then he would do that.

(36:18):
He he would turn into like a street guy. He
was a Jewish guy playing Italian, right, I mean right, yeah,
and he and then he got filthy and.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
People well maybe, I mean that.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Could be we gave him enough, ammo. Let's be honest.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
If that was me, if that was me, I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
But Dice, I go that Dice took that and ran
with it. And to me, you know, we overused term genius.
But genius, good for you. You found what worked and
made you millions. I couldn't wait to go see Ford
fair Lane, the movie where he was a detective, and
it was a piece of steaming ship. But I still,

(36:56):
at whatever age I was wanted to see Dice Clay
doing that, it's a big deal to me. Yeah, I
get it. I get that completely.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I don't know. I do think that there is.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Is there an intersection because I don't think these people
like It's not like they I would never want to
have sex in a airplane bathroom. There are two confined space.
You couldn't possibly do it. And I have too much
girth in my stomach just right now. They didn't even
do that. But I'm just saying, like you couldn't fit

(37:30):
in there.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
You practically fit right.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
But if I'm there and all of a sudden, you know, nudge, nudge,
what the fuck do you think is happening in first
class under the blankets? Those businessmen on long flights, you
know what they're doing. They are, don't dot they are,
trust me. So if this guy's in the back, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Mean you do really pay a premium, pay a premium face.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Let me tell you something. Don't look really.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
That much more comfortable those.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Guys in the front, people who get blankets. Thing I
know flight or did because they would say don't don't
get the pillow and don't get a blanket. They always
came in like hermetically sealed bags. I didn't understand. But anyway,
the guy who's you know, pleasuring himself into the blanket

(38:18):
is making a fucking mess. These people were cleaning up
after themselves. No, I'm just saying, do you understand what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
What the devil is? The master of rations?

Speaker 6 (38:28):
I'm just saying, just saying.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Danny, you call this bike.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
With Bill Moran, well, I'm like the child part of it.
I again, I think you go time and place, because
here's I want people to think back to what was
the movie.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
A Beautiful Life?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I think it was Beautiful Life where they were going
to the Nazi concentration camp. Do I have the movie right?

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Or life is wonderful? I think life is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Well, it doesn't matter. I thought life is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
But so they get separated, the husband wife, and the
son goes with dad.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yea, they separated, and he makes it sound like it's
an adventure.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
And he made it sound like an adventure.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Why did he do that because he didn't want to
He didn't want the.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Kid to be exposed, right, he didn't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Why do we do all this stuff?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
So now when you have your public fucking outrage and
your kid hears everything, Why are you doing that?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Are you jealous?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Right?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Are you? Do you know that your husband's going to
hear this story and know that you haven't given him
a BJ in forever because you just feel like you
don't have to do that anymore. And I understand I
wouldn't want to do it either, But every once in
a while, I'm just saying and I I I get it,
I get the outrage and the but because somebody wrote
a comment I saw on a this was on TMZ

(39:55):
and in the post and other places, and someone wrote
a comment going they would have to have uh the
sky Marshall would have to get up and handle this
because I would be outraged. There would be violence with this,
And I'm going why that was? It was an act
of love. That was me.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
That was just saying, you know, but you understand, like,
why would your own business?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Why would you do that so you can make everybody
else aware? And what does that do for you? You're
a narcissist, That's what you are now for yourself. Let
the if I saw it, I'm elbowing everybody.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Go look, yeah, so now the entire plane is gonna
get held up because we got a couple who are
you know?

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, they're breaking the law and they.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Got arrested for a simple act of love.

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Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah, you watch well wedding crashers when they start.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Used to get some chicks to crash your father's funeral.
Is he getting buried or is he getting cremated?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Cremated? This is the problem, I know, because we wanted it.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
To hold a body for the priest and yes.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, so that's the problem. So that that's why. But yes,
and he wanted the church service very.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Especially didn't do it back like near like New York
where he's from.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
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that in in the fall after he's cremated, But to
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just do it here, we'll keep it private. We just
thought this was going to be a quick thing, like
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My father used to do this, and he even did

(43:50):
it in death. You'd be on the phone with my dad.
My dad would say something like I got nothing to say,
so I'm going to hang up, all right, Dad, one
more thing? Right, or you're forty five minutes into a
phone call. I'm running out of things to say, Willie,
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(44:10):
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and now it's you go past the hour mark and
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about it, but I would go, I just don't have
the time to call him, And that's not true. That's
a shitty thing to say. But I could say because
if I said to him, Dad, I only have ten minutes.
But I just wanted to I wanted to hear your voice,

(44:34):
you know, but it might may be a really nice
thing to say to somebody. I don't know when someone
has last said that to anybody that I know, Like,
I just wanted to hear your voice and make sure
you're okay.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
And my wife does it with me when she's working
all the time. She's got a tough job. She called me.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
She goes, I just want to hear your voice, all right,
it's been a rough day. Okay, it's a teacher, it's.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah, yeah, you know. So then what what voice do
you want?

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Totally just kills the life of course.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
I would have done the same thing.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Hey baby, want to hear my voice?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (45:07):
We do the voice from scream?

Speaker 4 (45:09):
The voice from hey baby.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Hey baby?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Because I would always do things like.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Give you the best voice.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Hey baby, got panties?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I don't do that?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Why let's not me?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I do?

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Do you? Yeah? Who? Just people? Kevin what I mean?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
When I was a kid. When I was a kid,
we we used to it was this stupid game with
my dad.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
He would open the chock full of nuts coffee, I
remember that, and there was always a scoop inside to
scoop out your coffee, but the scoop would be a
different color, so we would all bet on the color,
and whoever got it right got the money or it
stayed in the pot the next time. Well, I used
to play a game what color are your panties because

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that's where my dumb head goes. And I like playing
what color are your panties? And sometimes if I look
at an outfit, I guarantee I can pick it up.
I will be within a shade on the first try.
I mean shade. Everyone's I tell you something. You come
around in some white pants. I know that we gotta

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light colored pants. Okay, okay, all right, let's go dark.
Let's go with jeans, jeans, you know what you're hiding
under there? Lace, pink panties or or dark pants. And
then I can tell you that like a pair of
Soma underwear. The yeah, I don't know. It's a brand. Okay, Yeah,

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I just saw it on the inside of a tag
once I was inside out on the floor. It's a joke.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Jokes, Damn, I get it.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
But that was yeah, I many years ago I did that.
That's a little entertainment.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
It was a great.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Tension breaker at times in my life I need I
needed to great attention.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
So that's how I did.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
What color? How creepy would that be? If you get
a phone call, like if we could like mask basket
and just what color your panties? I think it'd be awesome.
All right, a little scary.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
We'll be scary that yeah, possibly.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Alright, what's happening in uh? We know that the Bills
are back in town training camp. I'm gonna go over
Monday with the school nursing. If I get back in time, you can.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Play a game with cold. You used to play guests,
used to play guest the belching Bill. Now you're gonna play.
All right, what what color you with? The nurses panties?
Nursing students pants?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I will get they will make me a tackling dummy.
I'm not doing wait to get your close to look
if I ever if I played that game with anybody,
they were I was. They were very intimate in my life.
And I don't even mean that in a sexual way,
just an intimate in my life. So if you're the
next contestant, Yes, the panties. I think we got something

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going here.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I don't just walk up to people. All right, Well,
maybe I should start about it.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
I could.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I see big polka dots.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I don't know. I could see that little bow?

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yeah? Oh they always have a bow, do they? Is
that always? Sometimes? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta find something someone but
Buffalo Bill's training camp back in town. No real big
news coming out of that first day.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
No, the fact that James Cook showed up at camp
and practiced and so he bluff they called it. And
today Brandon Bean said, or yesterday Brandon Bean said, you know,
we hope to have James back with us next year,
meaning yeah, we hope he comes back, but not a
fifteen million dollars a year for a guy who's only
going to play two downs.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
And he's right, yeah, so James did come back.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yeah, I remember, James Cook was not like first round picks,
their money is guaranteed. And now you're starting to see
second rounders money being guaranteed. Okay, but the first round
is also going a fifth gear guaranteed or whatever if
they decide to pick up that option in their third year.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
What does all this mean?

Speaker 4 (49:24):
James Cook was a second rounder whose money is not
necessarily guaranteed, So when he gets fined for not showing
up for camp, that hurts. Yeah, that's a lot of
money coming out of his pocket. So eventually he's got
to come to camp, right, So it sounds like he
said a lot of things. And then at Mini camp,
he said, well, you know, I was just saying it
to say it, But at the end of the day,
he practiced.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
So his leverage, if he had any, is gone right now.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
If he wants to go sign with somebody else, bet
on himself this year and they want to pay fifteen
million dollars, God bless him. But in the NFL today,
running backs really are a dime a dozen. Is he
one of the top ten running backs of the NFL?
I think so, maybe top five? But you could always
replace running backs. I mean there's very rare guys, like
very Really do you get a Derrick Henry or a
Saquon Barkley two dudes? Yeah, I mean does James cook

(50:07):
at that level? Well, he's not on the field and
third down, so how can you say that he is?
So I mean it sounds like, you know, he bluffed.
They called it. That's the only story that everybody was
paying attention to that. And Okay, who's on the pup
list right now? In the injury list, Hey, guys are
gonna get off that They're gonna be fine, you know,
And what are they how are they gonna utilize certain players?
But right now, it's keep everybody healthy, keep everybody healthy.

(50:30):
As somebody tweeted, I think it was yards per Past
tweeted out, we want this to be the most boring
Hard Knocks of all time.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
That's good news.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, I mean Hard Knocks is interesting if you can
go into the meeting room and if you can go
into some of the player's life. What do they do
when they're not on the field that we don't get
to see.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
Josh Allen has been a quarterback for the Buffalo Bills
since twenty seventeen. He was drafted seventh though ball not
many people believed in him. Now he's doing commercials for
Sleeping Aids. Yes, I mean I can hear Leev Strevner
doing doing the whole Hard Knocks thing.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
James Cook came to camp wanting more money, but he
practiced today. I mean, I guess Trey White was the
guy that the HBO cameras were falling around quite a
bit the last day or so. Since you really he's
a character, Yeah, like re'mber Trey White Goldie Academy. He
was doing the sabers and stuff like this is a
guy who wants to make the team. He and Dane
Jackson came back to Buffalo for a reason they believe

(51:28):
they could win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Here, let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
This roster here's that's the other thing that happened today
that I was getting a little like, Okay, we get
carried away already today. One there were certain hobbyists who
were already making roster projections on the first day of camp.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
There's ninety two dudes on the field excited.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
They're excited or excited.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
But dude, dude, can we just.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Like, yeah, take a breath.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah, that's what we try to tell you to practic thoughts.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Yeah, I know the time when your mind is baked
and I don't know what it is marinated.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
And tell me about Okay, So any other NFL news.
There's really no Jackson Dart today for the Giants.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I saw this.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
He is their first pick as a quarterback. Yeah, a
first round pick.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Got picked sixth on the first day, first passive.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Camp, pass, first pass. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
The NFL is les faster than the SEC. Buddy.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, So okay, had that. What's happening in the world
of baseball? Because I'm out of sports touch. I am
just out of sports touch. Well, the Dodgers have been
been on a slide.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
I they've been sliding.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
The Red Sox and the Jays have been playing very,
very good baseball.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
They've played against each other. While I was in Maine.
I think I think I watched a Red Sox Jay's game.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Possibly, so the Red Sox won ten in a row
going into the All Star Break, and then the Jays
uh have won ten, one, ten and one ten in
a row at home.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
They beat the Yankees the other night. The Yankees came back.
They had a for to one lead.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
They end up blowing that, but they won thanks to
a Ben Rice home run the other night. The big thing, though,
is that there's a referendum on Aaron Boone as the
manager of the Yankees right now.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Really.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
And the thing is, though, is that you have to
understand this about baseball. It's not like the NFL, where
like head coach like Sean McDermott makes ninety five percent
of the decisions of the Buffalo Bills. Okay, Brandon means
a general manager, but it's Sean McDermott's team. The head coach,
whether it's college or pro, usually makes most of the decisions.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
In baseball.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
The manager is really just the go between between the
GM and the players. The GM tells him, all right,
here's what here's the matchups, here's what you're gonna do,
here's all the information. Go manage the team. Here's how
the lineup's gonna look. Go manage the team. And Brian
Cashman the Yankees GM did not hand Aaron Boone a
very good roster this year. And inspite all of that,
they're still, you know, in second place. They still have

(53:43):
a shot to getting back to the World Series. But
I don't think it's gonna happen. You know, their best
pitchers are on their best pitchers on the IL.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
He's done until look halfway through next year.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Their next best rookie pitcher and he's on the IL
until at least August. You know, Like you got Radon,
who's he's a putcher like a bulldog. But man, he
gets no help. Their bullpen sucks. They have the left
side of the infield can't hit. I mean, so they
got issue. They can't just the Yankees and the Bills
are very similar. Ruin the Bills, you have to, hey,
sit back away for Josh to make a play, sit

(54:15):
back away for Judge.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
They hit a home run, you know, And so I
mean that's.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh, Paul skens this poor kid. He looks
just like Josh Allen, Like they look like they're twins.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
You see the guy out of LSU.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
I don't know if you went to LSU, but he's
an amazing pitcher.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah yeah, rookie.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Yeah, because he is under two and he won his
first game since May the other day.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Because the Pirates just can't fing hit well.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
They also they're terrible, but they don't spend a lot
of money, No, they don't.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
That guy, I.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Believe he's dating some LSU gymnasts and I thought he
played baseball for LSU.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Mustache right, yeah, yeah, yeah, he may have.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
I don't know if he played for LSU or not,
because college baseball really is irrelevant to the majors because
they spend.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
Time in the month and stuffy.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
So but I mean, you know, baseball, Baseball is that
slow and steady sport. You know, there's really no stories
unless there's a brawl or somebody gets caught cheating or suspended.
There's really no story. You have to live in a
baseball city to appreciate it. And the only baseball cities
in America right now really where baseball is the most
important topic. Or New York, La, Saint Louis and Boston,

(55:25):
and even in Boston it's really like the Patriots are
the are the top team still, so you.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Know, but it was for years.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
You know.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
You can make the argument like with the Cubs in
Chicago until like Bear's training camp starts and the Bear's
got a lot to be hopeful for.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
And that's a local guy who's a GM.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Yeah yeah, so yeah, Ryan Poles, So yeah, our buddy
Peter Montremurno knows him pretty well, he does. Yeah, oh yeah,
he knows him very well. He played football for his
his father at Fisher, he was an assistant. Yeah, we're
working on it. We've been working on it. Yeah, trying
to get him on the sho I get it. Yeah,
we're working on it. We're working on I also, like
with can't be at Pittsford. These guys all living the dorms.

(56:05):
We gotta get some of these writers in here to
talk football. Okay, let's try it. Yeah yeah, see if
they come in, I would have Peter King.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
You know, Peter King's retired.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Oh damn it, that's right. I forgot that.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
But I mean, like like Tim Graham or Thab Brown
or any of those guys. Tim's got all kinds of cool.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
He wrote a nice piece about how the Bills in
Toronto need to rework their partnership because that could be
a huge advantage.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Yeah, yeah, he said.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
He said, the Bills really screw that up the last time,
and then this time it's the tariffs. So with the
relationship with the United States of Canada has a damper
on a lot of stuff. But then he also wrote
about how this new stadium is a lot like when
people get ready for the old stadium, only they had
like a fraction of the help last time when people
were in seventy three getting ready for this new stadium.
So so he's got some great pieces at the Athletic.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
You know, people are excited the bills are back.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
They're back, and that means some no, see that's what
That's the only thing I don't don't you. My wife said, oh,
I gotta go back to scot July.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
I know, an, you got a month.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
You got a month.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
That's a giant it's gonna fly by, But you got
a month.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
By the way, like, did you see ther Josh Allen
signing autographs today and the horn blows me.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
You gotta go. Yeah, and he just kept going.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
He's like, I don't want to let anybody down. Yeah,
he's just got that. He's that boy scout man.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Well he love a very humble guy. He is anything
else you wanted to add.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Dan as we head out, it's good to see you man,
all right, Well, it's good to be praying for you.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I've got this delicious lasagnia. I want to get out
of here and go try.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Yeah, eat it up.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Put it on a plate, though, don't heat it up
in the plastic microplastics could contribute to your PSA problem.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I should never have brought up the PSA.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
You're fine.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I'm just just I think I am fine. But that's me,
I don't you know.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
And I should have said a metal eel.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
No, you shouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
But you know what, it's very in out to a minute,
it's very very in now to be mentally.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Ill, not that kind of minial.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
No, I know what did anxiety which is at mental
It is a mental problem. We need to be a
little empathetic and kind of Danny and not get them
all stirred up.

Speaker 6 (58:12):
But nobody gets stirred up.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
I get me stirred.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Yes, because you go look for it.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
I don't look for it, It finds me. But that's ship. No,
it really it does because.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
It's in your algorithm. Because you looked at it before
and you keep looking at it. You are in control
of that.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Yes, but no, there's sometimes whell things just go through
my head, like where did that come from?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
I start writing them. Don't believe your brain. No, we
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
There was a show years ago inside Herman's head. I remember, Yeah,
I think we need to go inside Danny's head. When
you have these thoughts, just write them down.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
In the I'm Herman's lust. Yeah, I remember the big
fat guy.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah, Risky, I'm Phil Moran and I'm coughing. And we'll
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
See we wanna look and for a couda dock with
Tennessee