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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Whin your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka colored A podcast from the Mac of
All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots.
Gee Ram, it's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, hello and welcome, and thank you for getting your
pot on. Thanks for telling a friend and spreading a
word about the pirate ship. Here he is in his
Bill's hat. Are you going to camp? I hope?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So eventually, what do you mean you hope? So try
to get tickets? Man, if he were scalping tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, I got I'm going uh Monday with Fisher.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh you're cool. Yeah, well they invite you all then
out of games. They're twenty five years. They don't invite me. No,
you're going with a different department.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm going with the School of Nursing. Yeah, school nurse
in School of Nursing. Well, that's pretty cool, school nurse,
School of Nursing.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, No, it's that it's the School of Nursing And
I'm i doctor Rice and then I'm hoping to get
in with some friends later.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's cool. Yeah, all right, man, you got those hospitality teds.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, I mean you can do yeah, why can't you
get in? I don't understand this.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't ask people for favors.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
They yeah, people don't come.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm not kidding you people, I think, why do you
think that? I don't know what? What happened? What you
in your mouth and you start saying crazy ship?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, So I don't understand. I don't think that
that's true. I don't ask for stuff. I know, I don't.
But people, I got invited last year and somebody said,
would you like to go again this year? I think
it's Monday. I have him so far behind on everything
that uh and then you know, I as that nauseum here.
I feel like I have my dad's funeral this weekend,
(02:07):
and so then I I'm but I'm planning to leave
on Sunday, but that could be bumped because cousins are
now coming and who knows what, and there's a live
band that's gonna play in my brother's yard and all
kinds of shit. I don't know what's happened. Paul Billapalooza, Yes,
oh my god, that would be a great one. We
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sa pap Billa Palooza. He hated the name pab Bill
that Jackson gave him, that Jackson gave him. He hated it.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
He hated it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And I don't think it was so much that, Like
Jackson was okay calling him pob Bill, but he didn't
like that. Then everybody else did, everybody else, like the
other grandma, not not my mom, but the other Grandma
would call him pab Bill. I just made his fucking
skin itch. And I mean he had Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I can see that. Yeah, I've met the parties all.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Don't get me in trouble again.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I can't under my fault last time.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What do you mean last year?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Don't give me in trouble again.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, I'm just saying. I don't mean like you got
me in trouble. I mean I don't want to be
in trouble.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I wouldn't be surprised if I had.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't want to get in trouble again. No, I
just I don't have the energy right now.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I know I could see it. This is the most
beard I've seen from you ever.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm experimenting. Damn, I'm experimenting me too. I'm going,
are you yeah with a beard?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah? Well, now that I have a tan on my
face burned in Rhode Island a couple of weeks ago.
Now that I got a tan in my face, I've
started to experiment with the salt and pepper beard.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh okay, well I got a little salt and pepper you.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Do, I see that.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Ladies like I don't know what they do. I don't
know my wife.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
My wife will let me color my hair anymore?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh will you were coloring it? You got more grave
than me.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I do. Yeah, you know what that means. It's stress.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, it's not. No, it's not. I don't believe that. Dude.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You have a heartbreak of like forty beats of milk.
I can.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I think it's not. I got blood work done. Fucking
everything's a mess.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Serious.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, but your hair is still dark. Yeah, so you're fine.
I figured out that's a litmus test. I got, like,
my PSA is fucking through the roof.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, and anymore supplement. And I know who else is
high cholesterol?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, it's not cholestero. This is ps A.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's for cooking. This is We've gotten to the bottom
of the problem. Everything else is fine. Go ahead, the ysas.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, PSA. Do you know what that is is the
prostate stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
That is.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's very hard.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's serious stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's not relax okay, relax all right, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Everything.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Like half the Moran family's on the prayer list. I
add more people. Bill's prostate. Yes, Bill minds fine, hair
is good, God, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But I think Bill has been okay. I I haven't
been sleeping all that's been praying for Bill. I understand. Look,
there's some things that happen, and like, like you just
sort of wished someone would tell you this part of adulting. Yeah,
you know what I mean, and you know it's coming,
and you're aware of that it's coming. Yes, But there's
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all these other things. And I know I am I
I have learned. And I think I said this on
yesterday's podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
And I don't want to Doug talk about it yet.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't want to be ad nauseum. But I feel
like I've I noticed a pattern in my life of
being weak, being weak, and it bothers me and and
and maybe I shouldn't say weak, but avoiding things. I
avoid things.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You're not the only one.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Do you understand what's saying? And I go, I don't
want to be that person. I don't because it it
solves nothing, it delays things, and then it what happens
is you know, and it's almost I remember uh reading
some tick not han uh famous or well known, I
would say famous.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
But TikTok han tick not han Okay influencer.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He's a Buddhist, he's not. He's a Buddhist. He was
a and he wrote many books, and what he would
talk about was human suffering and that sometimes you have
a wrong perspective on a situation. Right, oh yeah, right,
But why do you have a wrong perspective because the
other person's not telling you something or or they're afraid
to tell you or they're afraid to do this. So
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then your mind goes eighteen steps forward to well, you know,
they hate me.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's why one of the four agreements. Don't make assumptions.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well exactly, but people still do.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh we do, ye mind irrational mind guard our guides
the rational.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
So like even yesterday last night I had talked about
how I have not wanted to talk.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
To my mom.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, I know, I think I know why why. I
know why I said it last night?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Maybe I was thinking while you said it, thanks for listening. No,
I was listening, but then I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hearing when you start thinking my piece? Okay, and then
and you tell me if you if that was what
you were going to say.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So I ended up calling my mom, but I said
to you her, I said, I left here and I
met uh some friends, and I went to a new
lovely British pub in town.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh yeah, oh okay in Fairport.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, it's in Rochester, yeah, Brighton. Oh yeah, the old
lot of lotch Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Okay, it's Kevin with you.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, okay, So I because.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I know he likes to have a cocktail once in
a while.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I was leaving there and I thought, all right, I
got a call her. So I called her and I said, listen,
I don't want to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And I a mom call him just to say I
don't want to talk to you right now.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's a terrible, terrible right who says that?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Door marsal mom?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Who says it to their mom? And I?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well, in a fight? Yeah, but nothing went. You know,
there's nothing wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
No, I said, I said, listen, I'll even I'm gonna
go deep. And she may not like this, but I'm
gonna I'm gonna go deep. I'm gonna read her text
to me today after I tell you this. So I
said to her, I go listen. I just can't right now.
I said, I don't know what it is, but I said,
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you're a lunatic and what why are you making a
face like that? I said, you're Your eyes got really big.
I said you're a lunatic and she goes, no, I'm not,
and I said, yes you are, because you're going to
go with all these assumptions. Billy's not talking to me,
and you're gonna be walking on eggshells and nervous. And
that's why I'm calling you. I'm just not ready to
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talk to you because I think it makes it more
final for me, and I'm not ready. And I sent
her a text today and that's really it, because I'm
trying to go deep. What is the shit? Like it
on everything? And I've been doing it prior to my dadding,
but I've been saying things like, what is it that
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is keeping you from what is the belief inside you
that you're not moving forward? What the fuck is it?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And then go down there figure out what that is
and then go, oh, that's bullshit and it means nothing,
and it's something I put in my head and nobody
else really cares. That's really the truth.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
The mind is such a thing because when it's marinating
in something, all of a sudden, it's hard to climb
out of the mire. Right, So I've dealt with that.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Me.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Come on, we know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got a text, so I wrote her to yesterday.
Good morning, Mom. I was on a zoom call planning
the funeral when you called. I'm a bit jammed up
today with things, but doing well. She said, Okay, glad
you're doing well. I was thinking about you when you
can give me a call. Would just like to talk
(09:48):
with you. Love you. So then at So, then I
called her last night, and then today she sends me
this text. Billy. Two things that have become very clear
to me this past week is how short life is
and the importance of relationships. I want you to know
I understand everyone grieves differently. This is a very difficult
time for you, and handle it as you need. I
(10:10):
am here and will always be here for you when
you are ready. I love you so much. I know
it is an immense responsibility. I got to do the eulogy,
writing the eulogy, which I haven't started, but if anyone
can do it and deliver it, it's you. Sending you lots
of love, comfort and healing, and wrote, I love you too.
I think I have to accept that he is gone
from here and talking to you. I don't know why
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affirms that for me. I'm not trying to be mean
or childish, but I need a minute. I haven't even
started writing the eulogy. I will. It's just harder than
I anticipated. Plus I avoid things that hurt, I mean
really hurt, and I do and that's something that I
don't like about myself, and I think when I see
that in other people, it makes me mad at them.
(10:54):
But that's just life being a mirror.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, So then she wrote, I know you do you
always have.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
There you go?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
She goes, I used to have. Uh, I used to,
but life got in the way of that. Take all
the minutes you need. I'm your mother and I'll always
be here for you. Although a woman's life expectancy is
seventy nine point one year, so getting close lol. Just
making this lighter. Uh love, I love you, and I
know it's hard to write you. I had to do.
My mother's about about Okay, So anyway that that that
(11:25):
that was it? Why did you think I didn't want.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
To Well, I think a lot of that has I
think he nailed a lot of that. I also thought, like,
you got one parent left, and it's like, talk about
about the fact that that good father's gone. I mean,
they were married for a long time, they loved each other,
and then the okay, maybe I don't know, I don't know,
I don't want to make A sister.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Said, there was a time where my sister goes, it
was great. They didn't talk to each other, like they
didn't fight, she goes, but they did talk to each other.
So my sister's like, you would tell Dad one thing
and mom the other thing, and do whatever you wanted
because they never talked to each other.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
To compare notes, oh wow, they're like the FBI and
the CIA, and then we get nine to eleven.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I go, that's phenomenal, but not phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So anyway, yeah, I mean I think that that made
that's I think you got one parent left and all
of a sudden, it's like now, I mean every like
you said, everybody grieves differently, and you know, I remember
when my father was dying that the hospice nurse told
my sister, I know how you feel. I lost my
(12:31):
father too, and my sister goes, you don't know how
I feel, so don't pretend that you do. Everybody does
this differently, and my sister had a different relationship with
my father than the rest of us and at the time,
and so you know, I appreciate the fact that I,
like Doug said yesterday, nobody can prepare you for what
you're about to feel, because only you could feel what
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you feel.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Well, that's why in your own specific way. Sure, And
I have said or I agree with my sister saying,
and again, I don't want to beat the dead body here.
But it's the most ordinary and extraordinary thing to happen, right,
ordinary in that everybody loses somebody. You're not in new
territory here, they you know, there are people who can
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guide you through these things. And extraordinary because it's happening
to you, and it's one of the most unbelievable things.
I mean, to watch that happen was I almost felt
a little honestly, I felt like it was a gift
to see it.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I don't know, well, yeah, because now it's like everything
is settled. You saw it now, you know, Okay, like
i've I still have not come to well. I don't
want to say haven't come to grips, but I never
got to mourn from my sister, specifically by seeing her
in a casket or anything like that. Because it was
during the pandemic and she was being cremated. We weren't
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allowed to get out to Arizona because the funeral home
apparently only had ten people. Then we find out in
the day of the funeral all they let in fifty.
I'm like, are you ef and kidding me? I was
a little pissed, but okay, can't do anything about it, Dan,
no problem. So in my mind, my sister could still
be out in Ducson hanging out to see that. That's
the thing, that's the mean, And I know she's not,
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but that's I know she's with Jesus. But the point is, though,
is that like I didn't have that finality, that quote
unquote closure some people needed some people, don't You were
able to have that with your father and have that
one last moment. I know my father died. We were
all saying goodbye, and then I ran back and the
way Dad one more thing. Yeah, I don't even want
I asked him. He did one more thing, Oh yeah,
before you go. I just wanted to, you know me,
(14:33):
I got to make sure, like like, oh CD, you
gotta make sure the ove's off. Seventeen times I did
one more thing. When you see moments, you know, I mean,
you know, just uh, I get it. I get it.
And what was cool about your father and my father
were roughly the same ages. I mean, when Ozzy Osbourne
dying a couple of days ago, he was my father's age, right,
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So it's like, holy cow. So that's what seventy six
really kind of looks like your I I was a
little older. But the point is that you know, it's
better to have had all this time with your father
than to have a cut short.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And so you're able to do that, which is awesome,
and you still got time with your mom a lunatic.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, I said, lunatic, because she's gonna get all whacked out.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I know it's gonna be after what you said. At first,
I was surprised that she didn't come out there to help,
but then I realized after what you said that they
didn't talk for so long they were technically divorced long
before they got divorced.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, in a way. She came out to help when
we moved him. Yeah, we moved to him then, Okay,
she did. This was just more I think I don't
think she should have come up for that part. That
part and she'll be there for the funeral. Yeah, and
all that stuff. Absolutely, and there was. And they got
along probably better in divorce than they didn't marriage.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That works. It's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
No, it's not. It's true. I've seen it, but it
for some people. Right, for some people.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Max wife and I get along great.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
We don't talk, and I think, right, and I think that, Uh,
I don't know. I I just all of it is uh,
it's it's I don't know. It's a very strange thing
in that, much like your sister being in Arizona. I
think with my dad. It won't hit me until I
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haven't called that. Oh wait, I can't call that.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
D's I'm talking two years.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's what I'm talking about, because you're not with this
person every day anymore. It's not your every day. You're
not a child living under the roof or or whatever.
So that's just that, that's it.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'm more lighthearted. Yes, any professional grievers come to your
to you at all lately? No, Why, Well, you know,
like everybody, everybody grieves differently, and then there's everybody. Then
there's people who want to help you grieve differently, and
you have to respect that too. But there are some
people who actually make the grief about themselves, even though
they have nothing to do with it. Like the Sopris
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even had a joke about a woman here go three
to five and seven to nine, who's that never missed away? You?
And I know some people who would grieve for somebody
that really didn't give a crap about them at all,
but they grieved because it brought them some type of attention.
If any of those people come up in your life
at all lately, I'm just curious. No, okay, No, that's good.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, I've heard from a lot of people. I actually
got I got to call a high school buddy back
I I was doing the podcast and I said I'll
call you when I'm done, and I didn't because my
head is in a million different things. But that, uh yeah, yeah,
that was that was all. Other than that, No, I
haven't had any I know what you're talking abo. I
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know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
There's a couple of years, there's a few actions.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I don't know. Well, it's like the halftime report of
my life here. You know, the hell happened? Where are
we going from here?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
You know, it's like, I'm glad you planning living in
their fifty three years. That's good.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, you know what I'm saying, Like you're in that halftime.
We're about to come out of halftime in my life.
But it's kind of.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Like Bill's got to run the ball, and he's just
got to run the ball.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Locking room half, talk of getting back for the second
half of life. Let's go. Oh, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's a perfect week to do it. Bill. Training camp.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We yes, training camp. I'm excited about it. I'm interested.
Do you like training camp? I saw something, well, it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It was an off thing.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I saw some some something that was a personal video
sent to somebody with a celebrity, with a big time celebrity,
and then Josh Allen steps into the frame. Oh wishing
this person success or whatever. Oh no, kid, Yeah, it
was really funny. It is cool cool, But I mean
the training camp to me is it's fun to watch
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it's an opportunity to get up close and kind of
see the process. I just don't know that everybody understands.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
So.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I might. I love the Bills and I enjoy going
to camp to watch. Here's the thing, I'm the only
Bills fan is not excited about camp right now. And
here's why. Because it means winter's coming though.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, yeah, but I want.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
To enjoy summer. Man, just keep I just want to
enjoy summer. But here's the thing. So today, the big
story I don't know if you're gonna get into this later,
but the Bills at all, so I don't want to
get into it. The big story was basically, is James
Cook going to practice? And he did, so now we
sit around and wait for injuries. And I listened to
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two guys today, no, no, no no. They had to
milk this for like forty five minutes, you know how
like a topic, it's circular and repetitive. Oh my gosh, yeah,
two segments worth. And then they finally take a call.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
This guy goes, hey, do you know why the Bills
keep having games? You know on week nights because I
gotta go to work. I get home at two o'clock
in the morning. I gotta be at work at six am,
and that sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
It's like, wow, we're not even screening calls anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
There's nothing that I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I don't blame them. It's hard to talk about trading camp.
That's the point. It's like, everybody's back great now, we
just sit back and hope nobody gets hurt. That's why
they used to call it Club Marvit for Dounia. He
wouldn't practice them hard. He's like, guys, just get up
out of here, alive, get out here, stay out of
the bars, get out of here alive, don't get into trouble,
don't do drugs, get out of here alive. All we have.
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I grew up in don like they used to call
it Club Marv.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Like.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
There was times where Bruce Smith like wouldn't practice. He'd
just be tethered to a tree with a belt, just
doing running drills because he didn't want to practice, and
they let him because he's Bruce Smith. Like. At one point,
I guess Bruce Smith's Grahmma died three times in one
camp because he just didn't want to Mars.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Whatever. So then when Wade became that Wade Fillips became
the head coach. He goes, no, it's gonna be a
little harder than when Marv. Dude, I understand what Marv did.
Want to keep better, way healthy, We're gonna have a
little more intense training camp because Marbo was just like, yeah,
let's just run through drills, let's not get hurt. And
then yeah he was he was right.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I don't know what the.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Uh, but back then they used to have two days,
yes they did, so now it's just one practice a day.
So now and now everyone's got a phone, so they
don't want stuff out there, so it's kind of mix up. Yeah,
we're gonna do contact drills and whatnot, but we're not
gonna give anything away. Meanwhile, there's like there's hobbyists out
there who're who were tweeting every single play from camp today.
(21:10):
There is yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, get a different fucking hobby.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Cover one does this all these guys. But here's the
funny thing.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And I like sports. I played sports. I would if
I could, you know. Someoney said to me, I think
there's like an over fifty basketball league or something, and
somebody said, yeah, you know, you on try out. I
may consider something like that, but.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I because you never feel as old as you are
right until you pull a hammy.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Right. But I'm going that is like if my nine
year old nephew did it, I'd be like, oh, look
at that. He's really interesting. Really, this is really great
when you're forty years old. Fifty five year old guy,
get a fucking lie.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Dude, dude. It was all over Twitter today, all over Twitter.
But I'll tell you what. There are some people I
really trust with information, like Thad Brown or Salca Pacho
Capacha goes. There's one guy who actually had a really
awesome day today, and it was Maxwell hairston the rookie corner.
He made a couple of big play.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Now it's just practice, they're just screwing around, but they
said his quickness is what made the plays. Yeah, now
he made this plays at Trubisky not necessarily Alan, but
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Speaker 8 (24:43):
I'm ready to go up standing here outside your door.
Hi hate to wake you up to say goodbye, but
the dawn is breaking. Sturdy morn the taxi sweet, he's
the lone his horn already I'm sloesome. Could socis me
(25:11):
to smile for me, tell me that.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You about him going on the road to me like
you never could be.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I mean back in those days, they didn't communicate like
they can now.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
Finally, then.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I hope he wants to fly on this plane.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No not this one, okay, no.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Not sorry too soon?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Did he die? Yeah, he had a d w I
because it was his.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Nineteen October ninety seven. It was Columbus Day or a
Columbus Day weekend. Then South Park didn't hey ride the
John Denver Experience at the Denver County Fair and it
was like a plague. By the way, South Park renewed
for five years. Meanwhile or meanwhile, Colbert gets the axe
(25:58):
the amount I.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Look I because it doesn't so everybody. I don't believe this.
This is a political motive thing. And people are saying
more and more that he came and he spoke out again.
I'm like, if it was politically motivated in some way,
I don't think they'd let him stay till May if
there was that much pressure. I don't think we're headed
(26:22):
towards fascism to the point where there there's controlled do
you understand I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
And I know the FCCT Burmouth got a deal coming
with a.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Merger, okay, and that all could be true, And maybe
I'm wrong, I could all be true.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
We lost forty million dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, we're done talking. I don't. I don't know what
because his ratings were supposedly better than the other two.
And I know I know the ratings, and I know
I have a little insight a lot. I have a
little insight to the pressures of late night television. Yeah,
and the concerns of the future of late night television.
(26:59):
And and I asked the question yesterday and I asked
it again today. When was the last time you watched
a network show? And most people go, well, I watched streaming,
I watch The last thing I watched was the Billy
Joel Part one documentary on HBO Max. Yeah, I have,
I haven't. Jameson lost the remote to the TV and
I had to download ROMO. I don't know where the
(27:21):
fuck it is it was before he left. I couldn't
find it, so I downloaded a remote that would work universal.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
He didn't leave it in his pocket, and then wash it.
I've done that, Okay, of course you have, like of
course you have it woro I did.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah it worked. No, this is a stupid Roku TV.
So I just downloaded the Roku. Yeah, so I watched it,
but like, I don't even right now, I think I
have ESPN Plus. Does that give you ESPN too or no?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Uh not necessarily. I don't think it does you a
sports center or something. No, it gives you like all
the ESPN bonus stuff, like all the thirty for thirties
certain games.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I'm a downloaded these stuff, paying for it, and I
don't even know what I got.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I got to figure out what I got with it.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I have it.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Look, my wife's got so my wife's got a special phone,
so that way she gets. But so when you have
a T mobile phone, you get all the incentives. We
get a Verizon, you got the network. That's all you get.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Really, Yeah I got I got.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I get Hulu and uh Disney for ten dollars a month.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
So my wife gets the same thing. Yeah, through through Tea,
moldplus Netflix all this other stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
So Netflix for which then will be twenty dollars a month.
But that beats Yeah, I'm paying for that PA and
I got Prime and I got Thish Yeah, I got dad.
It's just a fuck you got a.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Rocket boarder because you not come. You can find out
all the all the subscriptions you have that you don't need. Yeah,
but the whole thing with the late night think, you know,
it's uh, people aren't like I should stay up and
watch Letterman. People aren't doing that anymore, not to the
extent they used to.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
No. I think because we can see it on demand, yep, right,
I mean we can see it. We can go to
Paramount if we want to catch it. We catch little
clips online. We live in a bite sized world and
that that's the That's the truth of it. We live
in a bite sized world. So uh, you know, podcasts
are great, it's long form, but outside of that, most
things are quick, bite size.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
James L.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Fallen does great on social media, fantastic, you know, all
the little bits he does, the games he plays. This
stuff translates so well to social media platforms. But I
don't know the ratings wise, And you know, if they're
the sponsors, go where the the eyes and the ears
are and the dollars flow that way. And so I
(29:41):
can't say, you know, because I keep seeing, Uh, somebody
at CBS goes well he went too far left or whatever. Okay, again,
I don't know. I didn't watch Colbert. I like Kim All,
I like certainly like Fallon. I just I don't. I
don't know because because kim All goes heart at Trump.
(30:02):
So I don't understand this other than the merger, and
maybe maybe there's a little at play. I can't say
that business doesn't. I mean, luck man, if you were
a troublemaker at work, you think they're keeping you around, well,
you and I like if you made if you made
things tough for to close deals, you think you're getting around.
It's the business has no feelings. It's about money, right,
(30:23):
It's about me, you fucking money.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You and I know. Of the radio show in New
York City, there were two radio shows on the same station.
One was on the morning syndicated, one was on in
the afternoon syndicated. Both were raunchy. Advertisers picked one. They
didn't want to have to sell to both because they
were both incredibly raunchy, so they so that guy ended
up going over to sate. Well, they end up both
(30:46):
going to satellite radio, but the one guy ended up
becoming the flagship for satellite radio and other guy's kind
of just had to go along because they got let
go because advertisers were like, we can't have like nine
hours of filthy content to advertise with.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Wasn't that the story you're talking about, Howard and oa Ah?
There was so even locally there was there would be
no blank dictate right for morning shows, so then they
would go, fine, we'll book you, you know, eleven a
to twelve p or eleven eight to seven p or
whatever it was. And I was on in the afternoon,
(31:23):
and when I started doing the XFL and stuff, we
lost even more money. Or the triple XFL strippers come
in and they put on strap ons and guys should
come up and play ring toss. I don't know why
that entertained me so much, And it's not I need.
I need people to understand this. I'm not a guy
who likes strip clubs. I'm not a guy who likes strippers.
(31:44):
Am I a dirty, perverted old man? Probably? But privately
I'm not somebody who I'm not. I never I know
what happened to Jamison's remote to you, No, I don't.
I farted in six channels. So it's like those things
never appealed to me. It just didn't. However, watching other
(32:07):
guys dying to be part of this was highly entertaining
to me, because I go, you don't have a chance
with this woman. I know, you don't have a chance
with this woman. She knows you don't have a chance
with this woman. How do you not know? And maybe
you do, but you like to play, And I go,
there's something about it that I find entertaining. So when
(32:31):
I would invite listeners up, you know, there were the
phones would explode. The man, can I come up? Blah
blah blah blah. I once did, I once.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Just based on raunchy. I did raunchy as well, you know.
And so there was no no by dictates. The own
a Howard Stern thing was was interesting and they blew
themselves up. It was not a money issue, No, they
blew themselves up. They blew them So.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Don't say Patrick's Cathedral situation.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
They had sex for Sam where you had to go
around and have sex in public, and they did one
of the places and you had to have a spotter
to make sure that you were really doing it. So
they sent spotters out with these people and the spotters
would call into the show and there was a mask
going on and they went into the back of the
church in full view, like sort of in full view
but hidden in the back, and they banged and then
(33:24):
it got out because it was on the radio, and
the Catholic Diocese went crazy and pushed and owen a
were They were not fired. They were not fired. They
were not fired. On A got the greatest gift in
the world, paid vacation. They got paid to do fucking
nothing because they were afraid that there was a chance
(33:49):
that if another company I Heeart would just was Clear
Channel at the time, picked them up in New York City,
they woul against Howard, that they would run them against
Howard and they may really hurt Howard. And I mean
that Anthony was one. Now he's a fucking lunatic, but
he was one. He is he it probably still is.
I haven't heard him one funny motherfucker. I mean, that
(34:11):
guy was talented as ship. He could do impressions and
do all kinds. I mean, you know, when I was
part of the WII show and Opie was there, we
had Andrew Dice Clay call in to promote some stupid show. Yeah,
and so Andrew Dice. Clay's calling in for he's got
some new movie, new show, whatever, and Dice. What they
(34:34):
would do in markets like here is they give you
a ten minute phoner, right and remember they sometimes you'd
go over and they'd be fucking.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Card series, Dan, We're going over? He got two minutes?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, so they would because they have other people.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Then you and Art would get get into it on
the phone. Afterwards.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I got into it bad, but I got into it
bad with Art over this what I'm about to tell you?
Oh yeah, So Opie and Anthony had Jimmy Norton on
their show. This is what I want Radio days to be.
But I want and I haven't been able to figure
(35:12):
out the format. That's my August project. So like, do
we do it where? Then it becomes an animated story
where we start. But I want to sit down with Opie,
I want to sit down with other guys and I
want to talk about these things. So this was an
interesting one. So Opie got wind that we were going
(35:32):
to have Dice on the morning show with wee'z via
the phone, so Weez, so uh he get he says, hey,
can I, Opie said to him, can I I'm sorry,
Texter is still coming in. I apologize. I thought i'd
(35:54):
muted all this shit.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
All right, just keep going.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
This is my life.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I do.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
I care.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
It's very unprofessional in my mind. I have a lot
of thoughts these days.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
So after the show, Okay, what's about your PSAs? Is
that your September project? Yes, don't put that off.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I'm not putting it off. I'm not. I'm gonna get relaxed.
I already have a plan, have a plan, alright. So
Andrew dice Clay is coming on the WI show. Opie
finds out, calls we the night before. He goes, hey, man,
we want to get on. We want to sand bag him. Now.
Jimmy Norton was on their show. They met Jimmy through Andrew.
He was opening up for Andrew on the road. Andrew
(36:33):
came in, he was on the show. They love Jimmy.
Jimmy's from New York and that's how that started. I
think Jimmy Norton still has a satellite show somewhere. So really,
another uber talented guy, very very funny, and very perverted
in real life. In real life, it's I heard the confessions.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Oh yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I've heard, so they they call up and he goes,
but you know, good at this is what Weeze is saying.
And so i'm I'm there right, and I go all right.
We get Opie and Anthony on the phone. We're waiting
for Dice to call. So Anthony starts doing his Dice impression. Hey,
g gurrit doc you know, but it's like spot on,
(37:18):
I got my bedazzled jacket. Hey, you know all this
shit right? So we I forget what. I think he
had a reality show. I think Dice Dice, I think
he did, and that's what he was promoting. So he
comes on and and we says, hey, uh, Dice, what's
going on? And he goes, hey brother, wheez, hey Ben,
(37:40):
and he starts talking. He gives a little bit about
the show, and then Weeze goes, listen, man, what about
my boy? What about my boy? Opie? And he goes, nah, Wheeze,
I'm not here to talk about that, and he goes
all right, he goes, but you know, that's my boy,
and he goes, look, I understand, and I understand you
looking out for family, but that's between me and them.
(38:05):
And then all of a sudden, you hear Opie come
on like right away and go, hey, Dice, why won't
you say anything?
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Is?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Why don't you talk?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Well?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Who it is? And he goes, it's Opie and and
he goes and Anthony and what are you doing? Why
are you not talking about? And like whatever happened? I
forget the whole thing and they hang up right the
uh Dice hangs up done, It's gone. I don't know
what the beef was between these guys. All I know
is I'm in my family room later that night and
I'm getting chewed out by Yeah, I guess it was Art.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I don't it was it art? And I went told me,
you told me it was our series.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I probably was. I went out, so I walk out
into my mud room and I fucking unloaded on him.
I go, fuck you. That shows I go, what do
you want? I go, is the greatest radio you got?
More people are going to tune into DICE's thing because
of this. You're an idiot? That was my It was
my younger years was a little more addressing. But those
(39:03):
are great stories, aren't And I wish I could remember
exactly how.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Like op or Anthony could tell you could fill in
the gap as to what the beef was.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, yeah, as you tell me, I got to put
us back on camera. That's what'sn't on camera, as long
as do we start over the audio? Yeah, I got
the audio? Uh podcast, but that was the Yeah, that
was pretty wild. Yeah, and that's what I would like
to do with radio days is exactly that. And then
do I like, do I do it as a news
(39:35):
format I'm gonna have to fly out to places, or
do we take it and then animate part of it
right because you know it's trying to find funding for it,
or do we just funded ourselves and go from there,
which would still be funding funding for it, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, so I uh that that those are all the
projects though, those are all the things in the work. Standy,
they in the works for a little while, and I
shouldn't I shouldn't talk about that. Uh, why don't we
take a short break and then we'll come back and
I'll give you the people who are mile high. Oh okay,
mile high? They were doing what Open Anthony did only
mile high? Okay get to that club right after this
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Speaker 3 (42:19):
Think you heard about this dude at the State Fair.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Right, he's not playing anymore?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, you're why?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah? Because of climate change.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I think he's making Yeah, all those volcanoes and Sarah,
I think.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
He's making it up. By there's been extreme heats. Okay,
he's old because nobody needs the money.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Nobody wanted to go. Why is he touring?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
He didn't need the money. I don't think he needs
some money. I mean I don't think he see Millerdy's money.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Maybe yeah, maybe, his bandmate's.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Doay maybe, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Don Henley made a comment in twenty sixteen and he
made the common but yeah. In August the twenty sixteen
he came to Cemac and there were like rows that
were in. I'm like, this is the dude from the Eagles,
and Eagles usually like sell out Don Henley and he
comes out and he goes, uh, he goes, now that
were you there? Yes? I was there, all right, I
was there.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I don't want to hear his secondhand bullshit.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Google doesn't. Yeah, I'm here. I know what was the
second hand stuff for the Marvel Levy stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
No, I'm saying if you weren't there, I was there
about it.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
I was there.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I'm happy I was there, saying that after he's scircet
hand account.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
After he scolded the audience for getting up to get
beer while they were playing an acoustic song off his
new album that nobody wanted to hear.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
He also talked about how Google has made the argument
in the court of law that he's not an artist,
he's a content provider, and because of that and all
this other stuff, now he has to tour more often
because they're not getting the money that they used to
make off residuals. So now I mean and right and
right about twenty sixteen twenty seventeen is when we lost
all those artists. Twenty sixteen twenty sent George Michael died,
(43:54):
Tom Petty had a heart attack. No, no, no, no, no no.
My point is that they music all these people who
shouldn't be out touring. We're touring more because.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
They needed the money.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, because to keep up with the lifestyle that they led.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Maybe Steve Miller does, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
You know.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
That's that's my point, because you're not making as much
money off streaming as you were when people were actually
buying the actual records for CDs and all.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
The way I like at it is, Steve Miller, it's
noise pollution. We don't need it, uh, jet playing pollution whatever.
On a Jet Blue flight from New York to Florida, Connecticut,
couple Trista Riley and Christer Ford Drew Arnold were arrested
for being caught engaging in a sex act. Specifically, Ryan
(44:39):
was seen with her head in Arnold's lap okay making
up and down movements. According to police.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
She wasn't doing set up. Huh no, she's gotta.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Get your extra She was working her turkey neck out.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Was she okay, chicken? Yeah, because you want that grizz
You don't want that grip.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
ARL's lap up and down. According to police, two miners
witnessed the scene and their mother promptly reported the incident
to flight.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Attend Of course, well what, of course.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I don't need what's really slurping enough in.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Come on, hei was taken.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
I can't have that on a plane.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Shortly after the plane landed in Sarasota and we're charged
with lewd lascivious exhibition in the presence of miners. They
were released from jail on Monday. The case raised the
series concerns about the public decency, uh, child exposure and
what kind of behavior is or absolutely is not acceptable
on a flight. So here's the thing, what is the
(45:45):
psychology in my mind about this almost exhibitionism in transit
like somebody I don't know, banging on a train, banging
on Do you understand what I would totally do?
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Is it of almost kidding caught or have you like
escalated so many different sexual conquests that now you don't
have a mile high level.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Okay, but hanging on a second, there isn't one man
that here's this story, and they may play outrages because
their wife is with them and their children around. That's awful,
that's awful, But secretly in the back of their head
to going that fucking motherfucker. Man, I hate to fly.
I don't want to take a xanax. But if you
(46:30):
just be awesome, do you under see what I'm saying?
Do you know what I mean? She was relaxing her
man and it was quiet. Her head was down in
his lap, So what mind your business? Sit back down? Yeah,
I couldn't even see. I just took flights. I've been
domain and back, mean and back. I can't I didn't see.
(46:50):
I can't see what's happening in the seat in front
of me.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
I can't either. Ah, I can't either.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah. I mean, oh, well, you know what from the
isle across.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
That's where Yeah, that's where you do normally see it.
I just look at it, and I mean, like, first
of all, like, yeah, you can't have that on a plane.
But at the same time, you know what, here's if real seeking.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I mean, that's serious.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, I mean I think it is like people get
off of people getting watched.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Or watching exhibitionists.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, people are into that. I'm not just I mean,
I don't get it, but I don't understand, like we're
all different. Want to I guess so, you know, or
that's the next level of like how I need to
get I need to get my thris fun.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Like I know a family where two brothers had a
contest who could have sex and more rooms in the
house over a weekend. Okay, yeah than the other. I
won that cut at the brothers.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Oh well, I mean, let's put this way. If I
were on that plane and I noticed that, Yes, I'm
not saying anything. You know what, I'm not saying anything.
You know what really bothers me on the plane? Whatever
it gets up at the same time, that bothers me.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
More than what I just heard you exactly.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Now, if I had kids, yes, that might be a
little if they're starting to.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Ask questions, I would say, it's none of our business.
It is none of our business. Go back to your iPad.
Go back to your iPad.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
iPad.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
I have not been able to get you off the
iPad until this happens.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Get on the.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
iPad, Get on the iPad.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
It's a good point.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Shut your mouth.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
I but of this, say a bunch of this, iPad.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I mean, I I don't know. It is like when
kids are exposed to explicit behavior in public spaces, what
do you do there? There's not a lot, it's life.
What are you gonna You're gonna yell at somebody? You're
gonna tell them it's like that's them. You could just say.
I think one of the things that is lost, truly lost,
(48:45):
is time and place. Nobody talks like they do. You
talk to your mom differently than you talk to your wife.
You talk to me, I would hope, way differently than
all that we just all do. If we say, we'd
know we're liars.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yes, we all do a thousand people to a thousand people.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Right, and so to be to understand that, I think
there has to be time and place and as a
children have to learn we you don't talk that way here,
or this behavior is acceptable here, but it's not here,
And there's time and place it just is. And so yeah,
time and place that man should not be getting that
job done to him there. Yeah right, I heard there
(49:26):
was quite a head wind inside the place the first
time it happened, just fucked in my head.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
But the check and jilling up Hill, each with a
bucket of quarter. Jack came down with too, Jill came
down with two fifty.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Who that Hey, it was the old Dice.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Clay when you're in junior high. He was the funniest
dude in America.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Of course he was. He sold out Madison Square, Garden Trump.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
The only comic quib has sold out Madison Square. That
is true. That is true. You did sell that Dice.
You is on, but you're still fired.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
But look, Dice was not that. That was a that
was a segment. It was no, it was a segment
of his stand up and he people started to love it.
So he just embraced and it worked. But Dice was
a regular stand up and then he would do that.
(50:23):
He he would turn into like a street guy. He
was a Jewish guy playing itally right, I mean right, yeah,
and he and then he got filthy and people, well
maybe I mean that could be we gave him enough.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Amm Let's be honest. If that was me, if that was.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Me, I'm just saying, but Dice, I go that Dice
took that and ran with it. And to me, you know,
we overused term genius. But genius, good for you. You
found what worked and made you millions. I couldn't wait
to go see Ford fair Lane, the movie where he
was a detective, and it was a piece of steaming shit.
(51:01):
But I still, at whatever age I was wanted to
see Dice Clay doing that. It's a big deal to me. Yeah,
I get it, I get that completely. I don't know.
I do think that there is is there an intersection
because I don't think these people like It's not like
(51:21):
they I would never want to have sex in a
airplane bathroom. There are two confined space. You couldn't possibly
do it, and I have too much girth in my
stomach just right now. They didn't even do that. But
I'm just saying, like you couldn't fit in there. You
practically fit right. But if I'm there and all of
a sudden, you know, nudge, nudge, what the fuck do
(51:43):
you think is happening in first class under the blankets?
Those businessmen on long flights, you know what they're doing.
They are, don't dot they are, trust me. So if
this guy's in the back, yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
I mean, you do really pay a premium, pay a premium.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Let me tell you something. Don't look really.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
That much more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Those guys in the front, people who get blankets. It's
a true thing. I know flight Or did because they
would say, don't don't get the pillar and don't get
a blanket. They always came in like hermetically sealed bags.
I didn't understand. But anyway, the guy who's you know,
pleasuring himself into the blanket is making a fucking mess.
(52:26):
These people were cleaning up after themselves. No, I'm just saying,
do you understand what I mean?
Speaker 3 (52:31):
What the devil is? The master of rations? I'm just
saying that, just saying, Danny, you call this bike. I'm
just saying.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
With Bill Moran, well, I'm like the child part of it.
I again, I think you go time and place, because
here's I want people to think back to what was
the movie A Beautiful Life? I think it was Beautiful
Life where they were going to the Nazi concentration camp.
(53:05):
M h, do I have the movie right?
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Or life is wonderful? I think life is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
It doesn't matter. I thought life is beautiful. But so
they get separated, the husband wife, and the son goes
with dad.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Because they separated, and he makes it sound like it's
an adventure, and he.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Made it sound like an adventure. Why did he do that?
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Because he didn't want.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
He didn't want the kid to be exposed, right, he
didn't want to do that. Why do we do all
this stuff? So now when you have your public fucking
outrage and your kid hears everything, why are you doing that?
Are you jealous?
Speaker 4 (53:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Right? Are you? Do you know that your husband's going
to hear this story and know that you haven't given
him a BJ in forever because you just feel like
you don't have to do that anymore. And I understand
I wouldn't want to do it either, But every once
in a while, I'm just saying and I I I
get it. I get the outrage and the but because
somebody wrote a comment I saw on a t so
(54:00):
this was on TMZ and in the post and other places,
and someone wrote a comment going they would have to
have uh the sky Marshall would have to get up
and handle this because I would be outraged, there would
be violence with this, And I'm going, what.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
That was me?
Speaker 2 (54:15):
It was an act of love. That was me. That
was just saying, you know, but you understand, like, why
was your own business. Why would you do that so
you can make everybody else aware? And what does that
do for you? You're a narcissist, that's what you are. Now,
the entire intention for yourself. Let the if I saw it,
I'm elbowing everybody go.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
So, now the entire plane is going to get held
up because we got a couple who are you know, Yeah,
they're breaking the law.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
And they got arrested for a simple act of love.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
You know, I mean, while people have connecting flights, they
got to get to Yes.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I know, I need to be held up by your boner.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Nobody likes flying.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
No, I love flying. I enjoy it, but I get
and I would love to fly private.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Of course, everybody would like to fly private. That's the
dream I gotta buy. Who I got a buddy who's
a pilot. He goes, he goes, yeah, he goes, it's
it's amazing. He goes. I'm also lay. He goes, Well,
we fly inter national. I am basically border border patrol.
All right, you got your get your uh your passport? Great,
all right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah that's it. There we go.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, And he used to go to all these exotic
places yes, say for however long the people are staying.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
Yep, wow, Yeah, it's incredible. Yeah, it's a great But
he's not home aton, so he misses out of some stuff.
But at the end of the day, that's you know,
that's the life though.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
And you know, now I have heard about people in
private planes. It's like they're flying living room and they
own it. Oh yeah, and if they want to bang,
everybody has to go to the front. Oh okay, staff
to the front. I just don't know how you know
when they're done. Do you keep an ear to the door.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Is there a special knock hello candygram?
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah? I don't know. Anyway, I find all out this
bathroobe like Rick Flair.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yeah, baby with dudge whoo.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
When you hear three woos, that's when you know we're
you know, we're all set. We're all fin this Storright,
we'll take a moment.
Speaker 3 (56:14):
That was cocka doodle woo.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Yeah, cocka doodle wind there it is right there been Danny,
very good. Uh. We'll take a moment and be right back.
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Speaker 5 (59:08):
Beach towel dress on the drying line.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
It's a good story.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
Reminded you of your daddy, and it's eighty eight four
live you or hanging out the pasinger doing the sand
from your hair is doing in my blame in on
the beach grown.
Speaker 8 (59:32):
And Donna cry.
Speaker 5 (59:35):
Do you remember that beat down in basement cors I'd
sing you my love songs and you tell me about
her Mama ran off and he ponder her in. I remember,
I remember everything A cool sh in time getting into
(01:00:03):
States in some strange words come on out of the
old man's mouth on his minds bro pictures and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Past the time you only stopped Zach Bryan. I mean
they let it go that long. I was not as
familiar with Zach Bryan. I'm i'm uh. I know how
popular he is and people really like him. And then
there's the Zach Bryant Tribute band and he just played
Meant Life Stadium and it was sold out. Here we go,
Casey great. It's just beautiful that I like this. It's
(01:00:36):
almost a little I feel like it's older country, not
so much bro country or am I'm wrong. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
It's older country. It's it's it's a telling a story.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Yeah, you know, that's what I like. You're not.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
It's not like most country. And I hate to pick
on country, but I grew up on country like this,
whereas a lot of country lately the last twenty years
has been Garth Brooks a fight. Here's what I mean
by that, all of a sudden, every song is about whiskey, women, work.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
You, Buddy Golding on a plane.
Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I mean, I mean like it's the same like a
B C or D right right, This is what like
country music used to tell stories?
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah, you know, I think this kid's kid's a great
storytellers from from what I can uh gather about him.
But I don't. I don't really uh, I don't really know.
Real quick? Are these women sunglasses? No?
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Necessarily not necessarily all right, not necessarily, I can't tell.
I found them, and I think the Ray bands they
got me good. I found them, and I didn't know
if they were I don't know. I don't know where
they showed up from.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
It's not like they have like plastic eyelashes on them or.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
No no, no, no, no no, But I just I'm
just curious.
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Yeah, no, that's fine. If they work, they work. You
were you do you?
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I try to do me.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
That's about all I can do.
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
You got me worried. But what well? I wonder if,
like now, if if I got something really wrong with
me after the blood work thing. No, no, I don't
think so You're good. I think I'm run down. I
think I'm stressed out.
Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
I'm a little rundown that you know. I'll bounce back.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I'll tell you what. Don't get a fitbit if you ever,
if you're if you're a hypochondriac, man, don't get a fit?
Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Well, why do you do this to yourself?
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
My wife did it? I didn't know you, dude, I
don't know my problem is?
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
What do you mean you don't know what your problem is?
Where would you like me to stop it? What do
you mean you don't know what your problem is?
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I think, lell what I'm serious for?
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
What you're finally coming to this conclusion saying it for years?
Mentally ill?
Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
How No, I just my mind is just tense. It's
like I'm always tense. Like I wake up with my
jaw I clenched in my hands clenched. It's like from
what I don't know. I had a great night's sleep.
I don't know what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
No, maybe you need to say your wife, A, yeah,
let's pretend we're on a chip. I'm gonna go sit
on the couch. Let's then we're on a jeff Blue flight. Honey.
I So why would so what mental illness then is that?
Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I just like I've talked about OCD before. You just
you get these obsessions over why did you go talk
to somebody? I have talked to somebody. I just don't
want to take the medication for it. I don't want
to have to be I don't want to have to
be relied upon medication because you start taking the medication
all of a sudden, there's a trade off down the road.
And that trade off could be Alzheimer's, could be dementia,
it could be that type of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
So I'm trying to like experiment with like you know,
like certain like uh supplement and stuff to try to
offset all that stuff. You know, it's like my mind
just needs a vacation, it just needs to rest. I'm serious. Okay,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
But that's okay, so that but these aren't real problems.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
These are just like imaginary garbage in my head. They
just show up.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Yeah, but you overthink things, Yes, you know, like I
could feel it in my head.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I can actually feel the pressure.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah you know, maybe you're maybe you should have your
testosterone checks.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
No, my chest toostere through the roof your chest, my
chest tuster one too.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Okay, my test doing well, it's doing well. Yeah, so
we don't the only.
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Thing that the only thing that we tested for that
didn't do well was the cholesterol. Yeah, so I go
back in another five months, I get that tested again. Okay,
so ticket supplements for that too. Supplements. My wife goes,
you sure you need two pilk?
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Why are you doing this?
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Want to remain healthy, get the toxins out of my body,
all that stuff. I know that everyone listening thinks I'm
a nut.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Well you because.
Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Because I share, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
It's maybe I can't say the processed food has an
affected our diets and the way we look. I I
have gone, uh when I when I talked earlier about
being a little weak in things. I've let myself kind
of meander for two years, right, and that I don't
(01:04:50):
want to do that anymore. I don't want to do
that if I put weight on, I've done stuff I
don't want to do. Any of that hasn't helped me.
So now I gotta, you know, kind of tighten it up, right,
got to get sexy.
Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Yeah, that's right, man, I mean I've lost.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Weight fifty four and sexy.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Yeah, what you want? A birthday coming up? Someone's got
a birthday coming up in less.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Than a month, Yes, in less than a month.
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Yeah, any babes knocking on your door. I heard people
that get more attractive when they have sympathy. Oh really yeah?
Oh you think I could use this? Yeah yeah, you
watch well wedding crashers when they start.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Going yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
He used to get some chicks to crash your father's funeral.
Is he getting buried or is he getting cremated?
Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Cremated? Ok, this is the problem, I know, because we
wanted it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
To hold a body for the priest.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
And yes, yeah, so that's the problem. So that that's why.
But yes, and he wanted the church service very especially
didn't do.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
It back like near like New York where he's from.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I think that it was we are going to do
that in in the fall after he's cremated, but to
bring the body and all that. It's like, we'll just
do it here, we'll keep a private. We just thought
this was gonna be a quick thing, like you know,
that's it, and then it wasn't. He's one last. My
father used to do this, and he even did it
(01:06:13):
in death. You'd be on the phone with my dad.
My dad would say something like, ah, I got nothing
to say, so I'm gonna hang up, all right, Dad,
one more thing, right, or you're forty five minutes into
a phone call, I'm running out of things to say,
will you so oh one more, one more thing. Let
(01:06:33):
me talk you about that till I tell you about
blah blah blah. And now it's you go past the
hour mark and down. Like there were times where now
I feel bad about it, but I would go, I
just don't have the time to call him, And that's
not true. That's a shitty thing to say. But I
could say because if I said to him, Dad, I
only have ten minutes. But I just wanted to. I
(01:06:55):
wanted to hear your voice, you know, but it might
me be a really nice thing to say this body.
I don't know when someone has last said that to
anybody that I know, Like, I just wanted to hear
your voice and make sure you're okay.
Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
And my wife does it with me when she's working
all the time. She's got a tough job. She called me.
She goes, I just want to hear your voice. All right,
she's been a rough day, okays the teachers?
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Yeah, yeah, you know, so then what what voice do
you want?
Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
It totally just kills the life.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Well, of course, baby, Yeah, I would have done the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Hey baby, want to hear my voice?
Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Do you? We did the voice from Scream? We do
the voice from from the Muppet Show?
Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Hey baby, Hey baby?
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Because I would always do things.
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Like we're gonna give you the best, the best voice.
Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Hey baby, I got panties. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Why let's not me? I do?
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Do you? Who?
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Just people? Kevin what I mean? When I was a kid,
Greg Connor's, Hey, when I was a kid, we used
to it was this stupid game with my dad. He
would open the chock full of nuts coffee. I remember that,
and there was always a scoop inside to scoop out
your coffee, but the scoop would be a different color.
(01:08:13):
So we would all bet on the color, and whoever
got it right got the money, or it stayed in
the pot till the next time. Well. I used to
play a game what color are your panties? Because that's
where my dumb head goes. And I like playing what
color are your panties? And sometimes if I look at
(01:08:35):
an outfit, I guarantee I can pick it up. I
will be within a shade on the first dry I
mean a shade. Everyone tell you something. You come around
in some white pants. I know that we gotta light
colored pants. Okay, okay, all right, let's go dark. Let's
go with jeans, jeans, you know what you're hiding under there? Lace,
(01:08:58):
pink panties or or dark pants. And then I can
tell you that like a parasoma underwear. The yeah, I
don't know it's a brand. Okay, Yeah, I just saw
it on the inside of a tag once I was
(01:09:19):
inside out on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
It's a joke, jokes, damn here, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
But that was yeah, I I many years ago I
did that. That's a little entertainment. It was a great
tension breaker. At times in my life I need I
needed great attention. So that's how I did.
Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
What color?
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
How creepy would that be? If you get a phone call,
like if we could like mask basket and just.
Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
What color are your pants?
Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I think it'd be awesome, all right, A little scary?
Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Yeah, possibly?
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
What's happening in uh we we know that the bills
are back in town. In camp, I'm gonna go over
Monday with the school nursing if I get back in time,
you can.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Play a game with cold You used to play guests,
used to play guess the belching bill Camp. Now you're
gonna play. All right, what you with the nurses panties?
Nursing students pants?
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I will get they will make me a tackling dummy
that I'm not doing.
Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Wait to get you to.
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Look. If I ever if I played that game with anybody,
they were I was. They were very intimate in my life.
And I don't even mean that in a sexual way,
just an intimate in my life. So if you're the
next contestant, yes, the panties, I think we got something
going here. That's all I'm saying, I don't just walk
up to people. All right, well, maybe I should start
(01:10:42):
play about it. I could I see big polka dots.
I don't know. I could see the little bow.
Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Yeah. Oh they always have a bow, do they? Is
that always sometimes?
Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta.
Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Find something someone.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
But Buffalo Bill's training camp back in town. No real
big news coming out of that first day.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
No other than the fact that James Cook showed up
at camp and practiced and so he bluffed. They called it.
And today Brandon Bean said, or yesterday Brandon Bean said,
you know, we hope to have James back with us
next year, meaning yeah, we hope he comes back, but
not a fifteen million dollars a year for a guy
who's only going to play two downs.
Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
And he's right, yeah, so James did come back.
Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Yeah, I remember. James Cook was not like first round picks.
Their money is guaranteed. And now you're starting to see
second rounders money being guaranteed. Okay, but the first round
is also going a fifth gear guaranteed or whatever if
they decided to pick up that option in their third year.
What does all this mean? James Cook was a second
rounder whose money is not necessarily guaranteed. So when he
gets fine for not showing up for camp, that hurts. Yeah,
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that's a lot of money coming out of his pocket.
So eventually he's got to come to camp, right, So
it sounds like he said a lot of things. Then
at minicamp he said, well, you know, I was just
saying it to say it. But at the end of
the day he practiced. So his leverage, if he had any,
is gone right now. If he wants to go sign
with somebody else, bet on himself this year and they
want to pay the fifteen million dollars, God bless him.
But in the NFL today, running backs really are a
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dime a dozen. Is he one of the top ten
running backs of the NFL? I think so? Maybe top five?
But you can always replace running backs. I mean there's
very rare guys, like very Really do you get a
Derrick Henry or a Saquon Barkley two dudes?
Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
I mean does James Cook at that level? Well, he's
not on the field and third down, so how can
you say that he is? So I mean it sounds like,
you know, he bluffed. They called it. That's the only
story that everybody was paying attention to that, And okay,
who's on the pup list right now? With the injury list, Hey,
guys are gonna get off that they're gonna be fine,
you know, and how are they gonna utilize certain players?
But right now, it's keep everybody healthy, keep everybody healthy.
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As somebody tweeted, I think it was yards per Past
tweeted out, we want this to be the most boring
Hard Knocks of all time. That's good news.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Yeah, I mean Hard Knocks is interesting if you can
go into the meeting room and if you can go
into some of the player's life, what do they do
when they're not on the field that we don't get
to see.
Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Josh Allen has been a quarterback for the Buffalo Bills
since twenty seventh. He was drafted seventh though Ball that
many people believed in him. Now he's doing commercials for
Sleeping Aids. Yes, I mean I can hear Leev Strevner
doing the whole Hard Knocks thing. James Cook came to
camp wanting more money, but he practiced today. I mean,
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I guess Trey White was the guy that the HBO
cameras were falling around quite a bit the last day
or so, since you really he's a character like Re'm
the Trey White Goldie Academy. He was doing the sabers
and stuff like. This is a guy who wants to
make the team. He and Dane Jackson came back to
Buffalo for a reason. They believe they could win a
Super Bowl. Here, let me tell you something. This roster.
Oh here's that's the other thing that happened today that
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I was getting a little like, okay, we get carried
away already today. One there were certain hobbyists who were
already making roster projections on the first day of camp.
Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
There's ninety two dudes on the field excited. They're excited, excited,
But dude, dude, can we just like, yeah, take a breath. Yeah,
that's what we try to tell you to do. The
pressures thoughts.
Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Yeah, I know the time when your mind is baked
and I don't know what it is marinated.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
And tell me about Okay, So any other NFL news.
There's really no.
Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Jackson Dart today for the Giants.
Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
I saw this.
Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
He is.
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Their first pick as a quarterback. Yeah, the first round pick.
Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Got picked sixth on the first day first passive.
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Camp, pass, first pass.
Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Yeah, the NFL is left faster than the SEC, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Yeah, So okay, you had that. What's happening in the
world of baseball because I'm out of sports touch. I
am just out of sports touch.
Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Well, the Dodgers have been been on a slide, I say,
been sliding. The Red Sox and the Jays have been
playing very, very good bass.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
But they've played against each other. While I was in Maine.
I think I think I watched it Red Sox Jay's game. Possibly.
Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
So the Red Sox won ten in a row going
into the All Star break, and then the Jays have
won ten, one, ten and one ten in a row
at home. They beat the Yankees the other night. The
Yankees came back, they had a to one lead. They
end up blowing that, but they won thanks to a
Ben Rice home run the other night. The big thing, though,
is that there's a referendum on Aaron Boone as the
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manager of the Yankees right now. Really, And the thing is, though,
is that you have to understand this about baseball. It's
not like the NFL, where like head coach like Sean
McDermott makes ninety five percent of the decisions of the
Buffalo Bills. Okay, Brandon means a general manager, but it's
Sean McDermott's team. The head coach, whether it's college or pro,
usually makes most of the decisions in baseball. The manager
is really just the go between between the GM and
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the players. The GM tells them all, right, here's what
here's the matchups, here's what you're gonna do, here's all
the information. Go manage the team. Here's how the lineup's
gonna look. Go manage the team. And Brian Cashman the
Yankees GM did not hand Aaron and Boone a very
good roster this year, and despite all of that, they're still,
you know, in second place. They still have a shot
to getting back to the World Series. But I don't
think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
They you know, their best pitchers are on their best
picture is on the i L. He's done until Look
halfway through next year. Their next best rookie pitcher and
he's on the I L until at least August. You know,
like you got Radon who's pitching all he's a pitcher
like a bulldog, but man, he gets no help. Their
bullpen sucks. They have the left side of the infield
can't hit. I mean, so they got issue. They can't.
(01:16:32):
Just the Yankees and the Bills are very similar. Ruin
the Bills, you have to, hey, sit back away for
Josh to make it play, sit back away for every
judge they hit a home run, you know, And so
I mean that's kind of thing. Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh, Paul
Skeens this poor kid. He looks just like Josh Allen,
Like they look like they're twins.
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
You see the guy out of LSU.
Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
I don't know if you went to LSU, but he's
an amazing pitcher.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yeah, yeah, rookie.
Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Yeah, because the Ras under two and he won his
first game since May the other day. Because the Pirates
just can't effing hit well.
Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
They also they're terrible, but they don't spend a lot
of money, No, they don't. That guy, I believe he's
dating some LSU gymnasts. And I thought he played baseball
for LSU. Mustache right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he may have.
Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I don't know if he played for LSU or not,
because college baseball really is irrelevant to the majors because
they spend time in the minors and stuff. So but
I mean, you know, baseball. Baseball's that slow and steady sport.
You know, there's really no stories unless there's a brawl
or somebody gets caught cheating or suspended. There's really no story.
You have to live in a baseball city to appreciate it.
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And the only baseball cities in America right now really
where baseball is the most important topic or New York, La,
Saint Louis and Boston, and even in Boston it's really
like the Patriots are the top team still, so you know,
but it was for years. You know, you can make
the argument like with the Cubs in Chicago until like
bears in the camp starts. Yeah, and the Bear's got
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a lot to be hopeful for.
Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Yeah, I know. And that's a local guy who's a
GM yeah Canada guy.
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Yeah. So uh yeah, Ryan Poles, so yeah, our buddy
Peter Montimurno knows him pretty well, he does. Yeah, oh yeah,
he knows him very well. Well. He played football for
his uh his father at Fisher he was an assistant.
Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
We're working on it. We've been working on it, Yeah,
trying to get him on the show. I get it. Yeah,
we're working on it. We're working on I also like
with can't be at Pittsford. These guys all live in
the dorms. We gotta get some of these writers in
here to talk football. Okay, let's try it. Yeah yeah,
See if they come in, I would have Peter kingy.
You know, Peter King's retired.
Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Oh damn it, that's right, I forgot that.
Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
But I mean, like like Tim Graham or Thad Brown
or any of those guys. Tim's got all kinds of cool.
He wrote a nice piece about how the Bills in
Toronto need to rework their partnership because that could be
a huge advantage.
Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Yeah, well money, yeah, he said.
Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
He said, the Bills really screw that up the last time,
and then this time it's the tariffs. So with the
relationship with the United States and Canada has a damper
on a lot of stuff. But then he also wrote
about how this new stadium is a lot like when
people get ready for the old stadium, only they had
like a fraction of the help last time when people
were in seventy three getting ready for this new stadium.
So so he's got some great pieces at the Athletic.
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You know, people are excited the Bills are back.
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
They're back. Baby, they're back, and that means.
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Summer or so.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
No. See, that's what that's the only thing I don't
don't do.
Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
My wife said, oh, I gotta go back to school July.
Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I know a month.
Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
You got a month.
Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
You got a month. That's a giant it's gonna fly by,
but you got a month.
Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
By the way, Like, did you see ther Josh Allen
signing autographs today and the horn blows me you gotta go, yeah,
And he just kept going. He's like, I don't want
to let anybody down. Yeah, he's just got that. He's
that boy scout man.
Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Well he loved a very humble guy. He is anything
else you wanted to add.
Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Dan As we head out, it's good to see you man.
Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
All right, well, it's good praying for you. I've got
this delicious lasagnia. I want to get out of here
and go.
Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Try yeah, eat it up, put it on a plate, though,
heat it up in the plastic. Microplastics could contribute to
your PSA problem.
Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I should never have brought up the PSA.
Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
You're fine.
Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
I'm just I think I am fine. But that's me.
Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
I don't you know, And I should have said a
mental ill.
Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
No you shouldn't have. But you know what, right, right,
it's it's very in now you admit it. It's very
very in now. To be mentally ill, it's not that meal.
No anxiety which isn't mental. It is a mental problem.
We need to be a little empathetic and kind of
Danny and not get them all stirred up.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
But nobody gets set stirred up. I get me stirred.
Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Yes, because you go look for it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I don't look for it. It finds me. But that's ship. No,
it really it does.
Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Because it's in your algorithm. Because you looked at it
before and you keep looking at it. You are in
control of that.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Yeah, that's true. Yes, but no, there's sometimes whether things
just go through my head like where did.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
That come from? Start writing them?
Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
Don't believe your brain.
Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
No, we gotta go. There was a show years ago
inside Herman's head. I remember, Yeah, I think we need
to go inside Danny's head. When you have these thoughts,
just write them down.
Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
To the intellect.
Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
I'm Herman's lust. Yeah, I remember the big fat guy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Yeah, Risky, I'm Phil Moran and I'm coughing and we'll
see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
The based mandates See what You Want to Knock and Paula,
Canada and with Tennessee