From Hockey Heroes to Alien Theories - Bill & Kevin Break Down the Bills’ Blunders and Beyond!

Bill welcomes Kevin back to the studio and immediately dodges the elephant in the room — the struggling Buffalo Bills. Instead, he gets Kevin to brag about his son’s incredible success in elite travel hockey. Proud dad moment achieved!

But of course, it doesn’t take long before the conversation turns back to the gridiron. Bill and Kevin unpack the Bills’ ugly loss to the Miami Dolphins, the offense’s shocking ineptitude, and what it means for Kevin’s beloved New England Patriots, who now have a solid grip on the AFC East. Bill even shares a text from Greg Connors, who was at the game, and weighs in on the hot social media debate over whether GM Brandon Beane should be fired after trade deadline rumors surrounding Jaylen Waddle.

Then things take a wonderfully weird turn — Bill dives into a song he heard differently for the first time, finding a surprising story hidden in its lyrics. From there, the guys explore a tabloid article quoting a Harvard astrophysicist claiming alien spacecrafts could already be among us — unseen but observing. Bill even wonders if aliens might have mingled with humans during evolution.

And just when you think it can’t get stranger, they discuss a story about a woman living 20 years with almost no brain, leading to a hilarious and thought-provoking talk on telepathy, consciousness, and… a prostate massager ad that sends them down an absurd rabbit hole of guessing prices on bizarre devices in a raunchy round of “Sex Toy Price Is Right!”

Finally, Bill drops a surprising fact — Bugatti no longer holds the title of world’s fastest car. That honor now goes to China’s BYD Yangwang U9 Extreme, clocked at over 308 mph!

It’s a wild ride from sports heartbreak to sci-fi speculation to side-splitting laughs — all in one classic, unpredictable episode of Billified.




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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka. In a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dods jeep Ram, It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word, my friends, That's how we spread the word.
Kevin is here tonight, and I'm kind of as me
Doug Phelps's father's favorite comedian. Anytime I bring up there's

(00:54):
I don't know, every everybody, every every guy has an
issue with their dad. It's some point, right, there's something.
There's that father son you know thing as always that
said you gotta put a knee on their neck and
hold him down to beat the ship out of it.
I just I've got two or three down already, I
got one more to go. He's a little little still.
I I don't. I feel like there's something there he

(01:16):
and his dad. But I I don't really know. Uh
lots of well I do know because I say something
and he gets all he gets all weird. Let's start
with something positive because I have thoughts and then I've
got other people's thoughts over here. I know you do,
but I I think that this is a moment for

(01:39):
you to brag on your son. I got to think
you have to be so proud for him for all
like and and the great thing. Kevin's son is a
hockey player. I'm gonna say, an elite hockey player for
his age. I don't because I'm there. I don't know.
Uh not the not the biggest guy, little wiry, biggest mouth,

(02:00):
well second biggest mouth, but I mean, god, damn this kid,
and uh what happened? We played? They had our playoffs
for because they split our season for high school, so
that our season starts earlier then the younger kids like
Brady season started in October, Tyler started middle of August
for high school. No for travel, oh for travel hockey,

(02:22):
so I can get all the travel stuff in before
high school starts, okay, And then we picked back up
in the spring. We've actually qualified for the state tournament,
so we're doing that in the spring. Wow. But we
had our playoffs and we played Friday night in Buffalo.
We played a team that we knew we were gonna pound,
and we just straight up pounded him. And then we
played that gave us a game Saturday against Amherst. It's

(02:44):
a team we haven't beaten and probably in a meaningful
game in probably three years, since we beat him in
the championship game about three years ago. And they went
up to nothing quick on us, and they did yep,
Tyler got two in a second and then his linemate
It was actually Tyler's goal, but they gave it to
his line made it just you just tossed it towards
the net and it just kind of squeaked through the
goalies legs and by Cooter hairs over the line. So

(03:08):
they've never beaten this team before. We've beaten them, Oh okay,
just not in a meaningful game in three years. Not
in a meaningful game, right. We watched like the Bills
with the Kansas City Chiefs or the Dolphins. No, no, no,
hang on, keep going. And then so there was three two.
They scored late to tie it and we all kind
of were resigned that we're going overtime, and Tyler wanted.

(03:29):
Tyler's teammates just fired to pass up the ice and
tourds Tyler. Tyler grabbed it and I don't think the
other team expected him with ten seconds on the clock
to make a run, and he just made a run
and they weren't ready for it. And you could see
if you've see the video, I saw you post on it.
I didn't watch the video. I didn't know there was video.
I read your thing. There's video. Oh, I only read

(03:52):
your The kid that's playing defense and the kid that's
chasing Tyler, they kind of you kind of snuck through
between the middle of them, yeah, and they kind of
took each other out, and the third kid that was
back there just didn't get over in time. And Tyler
got a clean shout the net and put it in
two point nine seconds on the clock. I mean, he's
the hero, yeah, right of that case. And it was
it was about a minute after the goalie made it.

(04:14):
Their goalie made an amazing stop. He just came across
and the kid had a wide open net and he
just biffed it and the goalie kicked it right. It
was the goalie just made a great, great, great save
and Tyler was busting his balls. He could have been
the hero and he was zero. Tylern't be a dick.
He did. He's a dick. That's funny. I wonder where

(04:35):
that comes from his mother. But that's amazing. Yeah. Right,
well then we kind of laid an egg yesterday, but
that's all right. Basically we were it was the reverse
of Friday or Saturday. It's a team that hasn't beaten
us in a meaningful game in probably six years, and
they just Tyler got Tyler took an injury. He was
not feeling his leg was a little fucked up. Yeah,

(04:56):
and he caught a hit and the kid got the
knee on the knee and knee on the i'm a thigh,
yeah he was, he was. It was rough for me.
He got it through it, but they had just they
just shadowed him. And I probably had two or three
coaches on Saturday night and I had four or five
coaches and parents last night just coming up to me
after the game saying, we just we love watching your

(05:17):
kid play. We just hate watching him burn us. Yeah. Yeah,
that's amazing. And he's looking to go D one or something.
He's looking to go the next level. Yeah, yeah, next
level whatever. He won D two, D three right whatever
that is. Yeah, Well that's amazing, and congratulations to Tyler.
But also you guys, because I you know, I grew

(05:38):
up in a house where I didn't play winter sports
because my parents didn't want to drive twelve miles in
the snow. I didn't want to drive last well, no,
I was okay with driving last year, and everybody else
in the fucking threw way. That was like, oh my god,
it's do you know what I'm saying? Like like my
parents are like, we're not am not going back out.
It's dark, it's blah blah blah. And I lived twelve
miles away from the school, but in a very area.

(06:00):
I get it. But so that's why I never played
any winter sports. And then I see you, I have
a friend who is just at a lacrosse tournament in
Albany and then back home the same day. New Jersey's next,
there's this Mack will tell you he's he's all over
the place too with his Yes boys are younger too. Yeah.
I was in Buffalo Friday, Saturday, Friday night, Saturday night,

(06:22):
the night my parents didn't do ship. And then I
never really cut into my drinking this week. I only
had one beer the entire week. Wow, that is so
not You got to be feeling off a little unbalanced.
I might be smarter I was gonna come home from
his two week cruise and I'm gonna be sober. I'm
not drinking anymore. Oh yeah, he's on a cruise. I

(06:44):
left out of New York. How much Saturday morning? How
much does a three person cruise cost? Three person cruise? Yeah,
he his wife and his liver. You didn't buy the
drink package. I'm like, he told me all along, we're
not getting I'm like, Bob, you got to get the
drink package. It's like it's not worth it. I go, Bob, Well,

(07:04):
he's like, I don't think. Well, he's telling me he's
on a cruise. You have to get it. You can't
if you and I go on a cruise, you can't
just get the and we have a room. You can't
just get the drink package. We both have to get it.
And he's like, it's it works out to like seven
drinks of them. Like, Bob, you're up at six in
the morning, Well, you'll be at the bar getting a coffee.
You'll have a little Bailey's in there. You'll get a

(07:26):
second with the little Baillies in there. That's two. It's
eight thirty. You're on the Bloody Mary. You'll have two
of those. It's ten o'clock and you're onto a high
end whiskey. He'll be at by noon, you'll be at five. Yeah,
you're telling me you can't get two or three more
drinks than you the rest of the day. You're full
of shit. But we're going on excursions. Eat a bag
of ducks. I go, would you rather pay that sixteen

(07:49):
hundred now or when you get off the boat? Yeah?
All right, that's I don't know that. I've never been
on a cruise. It doesn't appeal to me. I don't
know if I if I didn't, I have to do
a short one first, because I do get I don't
get seasick like on a speedboat, like a like a
map boat. Yeah, I don't get seasick on that, okay,

(08:09):
But I went sailing once and it did not agree
with me. Yeah. I mean this is they're big and
pretty stable, right, and they're almost like small cities sometimes
that are traveling on the water. But I just I
don't know, there's something about it has never really appealed
to me. I don't know what that is, because I
was just thinking, we get your gig doing some hat
comedy on one for a weekend. Oh thank you, no,

(08:30):
thank you. All right, well, now let's get to the
ugly stuff since you sort of I was not ready.
Uh and apparently neither were the Bills. For the trouncing
that to Minami. I pissed off a lot of hockey
parents yesterday. You know, we lost the game, but it
was still a good Sunday. The Patriots won, the Dolphins
won the building. That fuck you Bills now six and three.

(08:54):
Uh nothing, in my opinion, nothing went well in that
game on the field or around the division for the
Buffalo Bills. You guys are now the New England Patriots
are now solely in first place at the AFC. He said,
an eight and three, eight and two, right too. I
guess technically we're it's a game and a half, but
I think it's technically two because we beat the Bills. Yeah, okay,

(09:15):
so it's two games up. I mean, I hated this.
I hated watching it. I think, uh. Greg texted me.
Greg Connors texted me he's flying back in probably landed
about an hour in Buffalo, and he said that was
the worst game McDermott has coached in the history of

(09:36):
the Bills, of his history with the Bills, that's what
he thinks. Well, we were listening. We were listening to
the Pats game on the truck going to going to Buffalo,
and as soon as it got over, Carrie was kind
of watching her game on TV and they kind of
ended at the same time, and I go, we're in
near Buffalo. I'm definitely going over to five fifty just
to hear how the fucking sky is going, because it's
gonna be amazing, was it? Oh, I'm absolutely right out

(09:57):
of the box. Well, the Bills fire McDermott, right, So, yeah,
you can't. You gotta go out and get a wide receiver.
How could you not get it? The passing offense has
looked like it did before. It has looked like that before. Well,
like I said to him Mark last week, I said,
you know, when you're number one receiver, is Dalton kink
Thatt your tight end, You've got a problem. Brutally in

(10:19):
an app and he's injured. Keon Coleman caught maybe a
jump ball, but he can't get separation for anything. You
can't catch a cold. The passing game, to me, is
absolutely in trouble. Allen says they came ready to play.
I wrote this down because I was listening to his
postgame press conference. He said they came ready to play,

(10:40):
and they wanted it more than us. I said, I
said that Labor Day. Josh Almos gonna have a shitty
season because I drafted him in two fantasy football leagues.
There's a I benched him in two fantasy football leagues
for Drake May. It's funny that the bills, Well, there
you go, the bills to me beat themselves. Uh, this

(11:03):
time of year, the hell is that software update? No,
I gotta get an email? Yeah message no years goes now, motherfucker. Yeah,
because I forgot to pay the Horizon bill. How much

(11:23):
money you got that?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
My Verizon bill is so fucking ridiculously. I you got
to go to Spectrum. It's over three hundred dollars. You
got to go to Spectrum. Yeah, but I get the
phones through them, so I'm paying on the phone the phone.
How many phones do you have left to pay? How
much you got to pay? A lot? I think, And
then yeah, but I heard somebody else told me they
were like forty dollars a month for them and their kid.
Spectrum it's forty bucks for the first line and that's

(11:49):
twenty or twenty five bucks for the second, third, fourth,
and fifth line and you can pay the phone through
the bill for the bill. Yeah, well I should look
into that because this is getting crazy. Oh but I
al should get Disney Plus and some other ship to
it too. So I don't know, I have to I
have to do a deep dive into finances very soon.

(12:10):
But anyway, uh, I I don't know. I mean for
them to be flat black the a f C. The
the a f C has to me looks like a
really uh tough to it's starting to separate there. They
are the middle class of the AFC division. I'm not
saying the a f C East. I'm talking about the division.

(12:31):
It's it's gonna come. It's gonna come back though, because
I mean, New England has a relatively easy schedule. They've
got maybe they've got it. They've got to play Baltimore
and Buffalo back to back. They've got to play Cincy
and those are like the three teams. Maybe my Miami
might give him a game at the end of the
year because they usually played Miami tough. But they've only

(12:53):
got three real tests. But the cults are Jonathan Taylor
and is your away from being garbage. He's the only thing
keeping them alive, Daniel. Everybody, Daniel Jones says, Daniel Jones sucks. Yeah,
he felt. You've got you've got an m VP type
running back behind you. And the Broncos haven't beaten a
team that's got a winning record. Okay, all right, so

(13:14):
they will probably come back to earth a little bit too.
We'll see what I think. They started to play Kansas
City at least once, maybe twice. This will It'll be
interesting to see how this shakes out. But you're right,
the chicken little was going crazy yesterday. This guy is falling.
This guy. Oh, Scott Zolak and the Patriots broadcast that
we're officially back though maybe so let's go those says,
I believe it. That may be the curse. However, trending

(13:38):
on Twitter today, Uh, Brandon Bean and the reason is
same reason I think everybody's saying they it has come out,
and I think they leaked it out. And when I
heard it first, when I first heard it, I was
in the studio. Uh. And then I was gonna go
watch the game. And while I was doing some stuff

(13:58):
in here, I turned on the CBS affiliate. I didn't
realize that the NFL today doesn't begin until noon. I'm
always used to watching at ten o'clock on the ESPN,
so uh, and I don't know if he ESPN in
the studio. For whatever fucking reason, I can't figure this out.
So uh, I'm watching and it's the local ones. It's
like a regional Bills cast they do. It's got the

(14:22):
Catalano want to fat so that's in the studio. Anyway,
guys start talking and they're talking very favorably, like, hey,
I want you to know. The Bills made no moves
at the trade deadline, but apparently they were very active
on it. Randon Bean was all about it. They wanted

(14:42):
to receive. Well here's the and then Wattle goes out
and torches them. But here's the thing. And I'm reading
this on Twitter, so these aren't my words. I don't
know that. I know Wattle's pretty good, I don't know
how good. And in that locker room, somebody goes he's
better than a middle round first round draft pick at
this point because he's experienced, he's got that. I from

(15:04):
what I'm reading and what I'm seeing also on Twitter,
was that the Miami Dolphins wanted a first round twenty
twenty six pick, and he didn't want to give him that.
He offered a twenty twenty seven pick, which I he'll
probably Dad, he'd probably dispute this with me. But if
Waddle is the key to you guys making a run,

(15:25):
if that one ride receiver is the key to getting
you the run, yeah, you're going to be in the
bottom of the draft anyways. Yeah, if you go to
the championship game, you're in the bottom four picks. Yeah,
you're giving up a number twenty what twenty eight to
thirty two pick? Yeah, for a guy that's going to
help you win right now? Right, You're not giving up
a top ten pick. No, so I And then somebody

(15:47):
pulled that trigger all day lone. I don't know the
salary cap issue well enough. I but somebody said there's
thirty three million in dead cap space that you can
adjust or flex. I mean, it's to me. I only
have to say this because I like Danny and all
these guys. How many times does the restructure Downs's gonna
say salary cap sounds like it's made up. It's fucking

(16:09):
made up. It's put there to go we're trying to
make it fair and then we don't. I don't know it,
so we're not baseball. Yeah, it just looks like it's everywhere,
so I can't figure that out. But I, oh boy,
if this is the case, people are like that he
needs to be fired. He should have gotten modeled if
this is really what they want. On the other hand,
they finally going to trade their current number one. I mean,

(16:33):
with Threek being out, he's their number one receiver. Are
you going to trade him in your division? What does
that look like to your well? I think they were
from what everybody said, they were willing to do that,
but they wanted that other twenty again. How do we
really fucking know? I don't know. I wasn't part of
that conversation, so who knows, you know. I love where
all these people get on their source. The team isn't

(16:55):
that good. They're not that good. They and I said
that they don't have The bad part don't have receivers.
The bad part is you're probably gonna waste you potentially
could waste one of the best quarterbacks ever. Look even
yesterday when he did that whole loop around and then
gets a twenty seven yard play your heart is in

(17:15):
your mouth. But how fucking fun is that to watch? Oh?
I was busting Tyler. I was busting Tyler's balls after
the game, lesson, I'm like, man three nothing in the
championship game. You lose, You're not a big game player.
We're gonna change your name the Jim Kelliard Peyton Manning.
Fuck you dead. Oh that's terrible, that's terrible. But anyway,

(17:36):
I know there will be a lot more to be
sad about this on this podcast and elsewhere. And oh,
there'll be thoughts, There'll be thoughts. Greg was gonna come on,
but then his playing got delayed about an hour. Who
knows anymore right now. I texted him earlier last week
and said, foind out if he was gonna be able
to get out. I think I texted Friday. He's like, yeah,
we left Wednesday. Yeah, And he's like yeah, I all right,

(18:00):
good luck to you. And I may have texted him
today when Dabele got fired and well, so they said
Joe Brady's one of the favorites to get that job.
Like He's like, well, fuck, we'll send Brady right now.
I'll bring Joe Brady's I've heard Brady's name is among
the ones that they're looking at at the Giant. Yeah,
he's apparently one of the hot coaching come out of these.

(18:21):
I'm like, well, because so apparently nobody watches Bills games.
Well because McDermott said his job is safe, or maybe
it was Bean saying like, you know, he's gonna be
He's fine, and we're not looking at taking Dable back.
And I think Dabel could go be the offensive coordinator
right now. That's what Craig said. He goes, we'll send
the dull send the Giants will send him Brady right now,
we'll take Dabele back. I think you but I even

(18:43):
though he's been fired, I think they could pick him up.
He can't do if he's been fired. I believe the
rule is you can't have the same head level job
right and get paid out. Okay, you can have it.
And that's that's where Bill Belichick used to bring back
Matt Patricia all the time, bring back Botanos and they
would be assistant head coaches. Yes, got you, because they

(19:06):
can't be head coach certain something around and get paid
their money from whatever team let them go. The amount
of money these fucking guys have Why they why does
they keep doing it? Yeah? You know what I mean, Like,
you're what's his name, McDaniels, isn't it. Who's the offensive coordinator?
Josh m daniel. Yeah, Josh McDaniel. That guy's he's been
a head coach. He has to have just a fucking

(19:29):
enormous amount of money. He loves doing it. Apparently. The
one thing I saw today too, and I don't know
if it was AI or if it was legit. If
it it it was anybody else, I would absolutely one
thousand percent believe AI. But there was a rumor that
Mike McDaniel, Dolphins head coach, was trolling past the elbow
room with all the Bills fans driving home from the

(19:50):
game yesterday. There was a picture. I'm assuming it was AI,
but it's Mike McDaniels, so it wouldn't be out of
the realm of possibility for that. Yeah, And if it was,
that's an amazing move for a guy who should have
been fired six five. Well, he thought for sure he
was gonna be the first fired. He wasn't, and he's
not even the second fired. That's what's crazy. And I'm going,

(20:12):
why wouldn't you hold on to Dable, You've got the
right quarterback. He picked the right quarterback for you. I
think they said that. What I read was that they
want somebody else to get in there and work with
him on an run basis to get him ready for
whoever the next coach is going to be, which I
don't understand. I don't either, I mean, why wouldn't you. Well, anyway,
here's Greg Connor's texting me. Yesterday's game is absolutely killing me.

(20:37):
The O of the offense was atrocious and an absolute embarrassment.
I think it was the worst Sean McDermott coached game
in his career in Buffalo. It was bad. It was bad.
But you know, how do you coach against a guy fumbling?
You can't. I mean you can, I guess you go
hold with both hands. But in the heat of the moment,

(21:00):
those fumbles, I I often, I'm I don't even know
that you can't. You can coach it, but you can't
coach it because one of the things my job is
the long on the ball. Your job is a defensive player,
is to get the ball away from me. Yeah, I
don't know, so one of us isn't doing our job.
I texted Greg when Dable got fired after I texted
you yeah, and I saw that. He goes, we should

(21:20):
fire Brady and get Dable back to finish out the
years our own offensive coordinator. And I sent him back
this one statement. I've I like things where they are
the middle finger. All right, Well, we'll take a moment.
There's a couple of things that I've come across that
I just I don't even know what to think of them.
I don't even know what to think. Well, I'll bring
one of them up and we'll do a whole little

(21:43):
uh would you shot? No, not would you shot? But
that that. And I heard a song today that I
need to break down. We all we all know this song.
We could probably all sing the worst of this song.
But I was really listening to it and I go,
oh my god, this is fucking fantastic. What this guy

(22:05):
is saying is amazing. We'll get to that right after this.
Betb would fire pizza and grill in the mall at
Grease Ridge. I forgot they had that Bronx Bomber pizza.
That wasn't what I had. When I was out there,
he thold, no, you had barbecue chicken Bronx Bombers got meatballs. Yeah,
it's got sausage, brooni ham. Absolutely, it sounds amazing. I

(22:28):
actually had it at the old bTB, the old location.
Oh really, yeah, it sounds amazing. Uh, you can get
out there by the way. The soups, I mean you
and I love the soup that Connie made up a
couple of soups. I had soup at a different place the
other night. Yeah, and it was the worst soup I
ever had in my entire life. Really. It had like
a quarter like you know, there's half cans of vegetables

(22:50):
you can buy for like fifty cents. Yeah, it had
that many peas in it. And I'm like, this is
fucking disgusting. Oh it's a meatball. It was a meatball supreme.
Oh and it had like just an abundance of green
bean or peas in it. It was disgusting. Oh, we can
get but you don't get that at BTV.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
You know, you get delicious. You get some of the
best soup I've ever had. Uh. And then of course
they've they've got everything you love, from a twelve ounce
ribbi to the you know, if you're just looking for
like a Jersey melt with Thousand Island dressing, Swiss cheese,
sauted onions on sour dough. I might go out Thursday
for the Patriots Jets game and double soup. I may

(23:27):
get a bowl of soup and then I might follow
up with under bowl of soup. Yeah, and you may
spill it if the Jets. The Jets win, the Jets win,
Matts lose the TV. It's one of my bulls and
so was going through a TV. Believe me, I don't
that I didn't think that the Miami Dolphins were going
to beat the Bills, but I certainly don't think the
Jets are going to beat the Patriots. And don't forget
the lunchmen. You're a bTB too. If you're out and

(23:48):
about earlier, you're getting some early Christmas shopping done. Yes,
it's a great idea menu for lunch. Great everything, right, Yeah,
that's the thing. It's everything's under ten bucks. And if
you're going for the game, whether it be Thursday, Saturday
for college football, Sunday for NFL, Monday night fifty TVs,
not a bad seat in the house. And this is

(24:10):
the other thing that we found in Buffalo is that
no bars in Buffalo carry the Sunday ticket. We called
real We went. We called probably thirteen bars one weekend
looking for We wanted to watch the Bills game, but
we also wanted to watch the Pats game. Yeah, couldn't
find a bar that had Sunday ticket. One of my
buddies yesterday went to three different bars that had Sunday

(24:32):
ticket in Buffalo, but they had every Why are you
paying for Sunday ticket when you have every single TV
on the bills and you won't change it. They wouldn't
change one TB. They will put they will put you
in us, They'll they'll find you a spot near your game. Yeah,
oh wow, Why pay for the Sunday ticket if you're
not gonna put other games? That's really crazy, it's stupid. Yeah, well,
because they're trying to be whatever makes no sense. But

(24:54):
here's the other thing. I'm pretty sure that ESPN, ABC
did Disney is having a dispute with YouTube. So if
you have YouTube TV and it's Monday night, you can't
watch the game. No, but you cant bTB you can.
And here's the great thing. You don't have to clean
up after yourself. I mean, don't be a pick, but

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BTV would fire pizza and grille in the mall at Greece.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Ridge don No Western Day and it serves hundred Shipsonday,

(25:50):
little mess sailors past the tunnel way and talk about
their homes.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
The girl.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
There's a girl all in this Horday she was now
she works like whiskey down so she's a bartender, she's
a waitress. She's in this one hundred ships a day
right in this port. Okay, here we go. Let's brandy
another round.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
She sews that with skinned wine. They'll say with.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Me, what a good wife? Right, so you can steal
a sailor from the sea. What a fine girl you are.
Now listen, this is the part of the song. I
don't know why I've never paid attention to this, but
I heard it today and I and here's the weird
part is I have I listened to serious satellite through

(26:51):
my phone. So if I get a phone call fancy
horizon man, Yeah, maybe that's part of the reason, but
I'm listening. So if I get a phone call. When
I hang up, it starts over. No, it starts right
from where it was where it was. Does it do
that on regular satellite? And it doesn't it in my
truck it does, okay, But then you could also fast

(27:11):
forward if you want you to find out what's really happening,
because it's like you're living in some time warp, all right,
But anyway, so I picked back up after the phone conversation,
and this is where I was. Okay, it's a braided.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
From the North of Spain.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay, she's got a braided chain made of the finest
silver from the North of Spain. She probably didn't buy
that laying whiskey down, you know what I mean? Like
so might maybe one of the sailors gave it to it. Okay,
coum Spain. Here we go, Here we go, lock it. Okay,

(27:51):
So there's a locket. There's a dude that Brandy loved.
Brady's a whore. I don't know that Brandy's a horse.
Doesn't get a chain for somebody a locker for another guy? No, No,
but I think it's the same guy. I don't know.
My head, I heard the same horror. Okay, you here
I hear horror. He horror. I was not taking horror.

(28:12):
I was taking hard working woman with a guy. But
this is what I loved. Listen, she's hardworking.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
It came.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, he came out of the gifts. Yea far away,
but he made it clear. But he made it clear. Bitch,
Now this is what I got. I never paid attention
to this. Listen, the cutout stud.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
No, harror was his home.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I say, you're a fine girl. So this guy that
she's in love with dump. Well the guy just goes, Hey,
the harbor is my home. You're not my home. Get out. Yeah,
that's what he's up a dumpy. Holy shit, you got

(29:08):
dumped for the fucking ocean. You got fucking dumped for
the ocean. There's gotta be mermaids somewhere. What the fuck
is this guy doing. You've got somebody. You just said,
you make a fine wife. What a amazing woman you are.
I give you gifts and all this. You're getting gifts
for the guys. But to see, no, it's that one dude,
it's the sea. He fucking left her for the ocean.

(29:31):
How bad would that be? Like everybody always worries when
they get dumped. Is there somebody else. Are they richer
than me? Or they better looking than me? And whatever?
Right in your head, it's the fucking ocean. You know what.
The sea doesn't get what he doesn't get a period,
He doesn't nag. Fuck you man, A hard Carriod doesn't nag.
Ship title, fucking waves?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
What do you call?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I'll take it tight away over my wife, bitch at
any day of the week. I gotta play this now.
Somebody sent me this. This is the greatest. I'm so happy.
This is purely accidental, but this is happening right now.
But this is fucking fantastic because we got the song
and then Kevin brings that up, and uh, how do

(30:15):
I can I see my message? Yeah? Here we go?
I got this on Instagram yesterday from Ellie. Hello, is
ready for this? Here it comes? Wait? Can I get
to play? Here we go? All right? I've been let
it go through once and then I'll it'll restart and

(30:36):
I can play it sending in the volume one this
is can you take out the trash? Yes? Just give
me two minutes. Sign I'll just do it myself. You
fucking lazy pays a fucking ship, you fucking pussy ass. Bitch,
get off your fucking ass, loser. You know she never
says that to me exactly. I go, oh my god,
now that you say you Kevin, I got it, Hurricane

(31:00):
fox du that's a category nine losty. She confair O
shot the fallen rides.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
She saw.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
That's right Joe, but he heard. Oh he was too,
He was always all he was an honest man.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Brands starch.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
She does your best to understand. She tries to love him.
You also see does after you're married. It's still blows.
My wife not so much.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Walks through a silent time and loves all.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Its not all round.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
She still comes such a sad say, such a sad,
sad brand day.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
You're a fine, you're the best, the best, my love
and my lady, it's the same.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I bet it's because she can only say things. Can't
cook for shit, it doesn't clean, doesn't cook. I don't
know why I picked up. As soon as I hung
up the phone, like the call ended, that part of
the song came. I go, wait what And somehow I'm
like really paying attention And I don't know why. For
years I never realized Brandy got dumped and she's walking

(32:19):
through a quiet town in love with a man she'll
never see walk Ashame she got laid first Sunday morning,
walking shame. God damn, how did looking Glass? They couldn't
have written that. That's a great song. It's got to
be like an old timey sailor song or something that
has to be There's no fucking way, looking Glass. Have

(32:39):
you seen these guys? Yeah, Dad, there's no way. They
didn't write that. I had. I had some really good
ones tonight. First the game, Yeah, Mark, trip up. I
was gonna trip up Mark because I get the very
first one. I don't think either one of you are
gonna get. We'll hold it because I'm holding it. But

(33:00):
that that just maybe is the Star, the UK Star
is at the equivalent of, uh, what would be the
what used to be the Inquired, the World or the
weekly World News. Okay, because I saw an article in
there today attributing a scientist, Harvard scientist, physicists maybe talking

(33:22):
about aliens, and since we're just talking about you know,
love or whatever, that they believe that whatever this comment
is that's coming close is actually a spaceship and they've
already sent Jettis out. We probably won't even know that
they're they're here, They're they're studying us, they're looking at
us from Afar or whatever like that. There isn't a
comment that the crash people were looking at from years ago?

(33:44):
Is it that ever come? No, this is I think
it goes by Ai. Yeah, alien ship will hide from
humans when it's close closes in on Earth before Christmas.
Harvard astrophysicist Avy Lobe. I think this is Loeb has
claimed the alien ship and this is three to one

(34:04):
at Lias. I thought that was the name of the
comment because people were calling it Ai at List. But
I think it's three to one at List. Anyway, we'll
hide from humans when it closes on Earth before Christmas.
And then he says, here, seven jets with the glowing
halo have already left in large glowing halo expanding out
to a half million kilometers with its here's the thing, like,

(34:26):
we look at this stuff and you see this guy
and they're calling him a cook and a nut, and
it's in the Daily Star. But I go, what if
he's right? But here's the thing with aliens and all
this shit. They don't ever land in like Times Square. No,
it's always New Mexico. The desert in fucking Arizona. Sometimes
in Florida. If you're out there and you're trying to

(34:47):
get seen, Yeah, go to Times Square. Oh, I know,
it'll probably look normal in Times Square. Yeah. Now, I
can't tell if this is made up, if this guy
did it, but uh, he goes on and on, and
so here's what I thinking. That we always heard about
aliens taking you up and probing you and doing this
kind of shit, and I don't I would I surprise

(35:10):
the toothless that he doesn't have an alien probing story.
That honestly shocks me everything at that, dude, Spencer, how
does he not have an alien anal probing story? It was?
And to another extent, how does Randy not have one?
I don't know, Randy. I'll do a one on one
with Randy that'll drop this week. That's so funny, all right.

(35:36):
So I just don't think that that's the case. There
are people out there, and I'll just put this forth
because I don't know. We were always taught evolution, evolution, evolution,
I will say, I think things are still evolving. I
think we do evolve. There are people who tell you
that things like autism may be part of the evolution
of our species. I don't come is that it is,

(35:59):
Daniel tell you, yeah, so so I'm not really sure. Okay,
but here's there are those that believe that there was
a planet that was low on resources. They came here,
they needed help getting the resources off our planet, so
they cross bread aliens with whatever was their cavement, whatever,

(36:20):
right the closest to the apes. The thing is like,
when animals evolved, do we get to see the same animal?
Do you understand what I'm saying. I don't know if
I'm making sense. The wooly mammoth probably became the elephant, right,
they look very similar, right, But we don't still have
wooly mammoths on the planet. I mean, they're talking about
bringing them back and doing all this shit. Okay, but
they have to bring it. They have to bring it back, right,

(36:41):
they have to bring it back. So I'm going, so
that's the case. So how is it that we are
the closest to chimpanzees. I think we're like there's a
chromosome maybe something in there that's just off. I went
to the zoo and I looked at the orangutangs and
it looked like a relative. It really did I go,
Oh my god, fling of the one jacking off, the
one jacking off? So I I go, but how is

(37:03):
it that they're still here doing their thing and we're
over here doing our thing? Could there have been I mean,
maybe they're right. I don't know who is the ugly
broad though? That took it from the monkey? Was it Brandy? Yeah,
she's lonely, she's walking around up she got nothing, she
got no, she got a poor Brandy. I feel bad

(37:24):
for Brandy. I've never listened to that song. I will
never hear it the same again. That's the problem. I
will never hear it the same again. So I watched it.
I'm looking at this. I go, this is I don't know,
because it's a it's a jokey thing. But are we
selfish to think that there's nothing else out there? The
galaxy is fucking huge. We don't know there's I mean,
they're saying this thing's gonna be two hundred and thirty

(37:46):
six kilometers away from I don't know, or two hundred
and thirty six million kilometers. I who can travel us all?
First of all, fuck that we're not this is America.
Don't use fucking metrics. Tell me how many miles. A
say that all the time. Tell me how many fucking
miles it is. I say that I'm that snoodie, but
I'm not. The rest of the world tell me miles yep.
I uh so, I'm like going that that that's kind

(38:07):
of crazy. And I don't know about these anal probe stories,
but I wonder if they're even walking among us. Could
there be people with more DNA different DNAs? I don't know.
Maybe you are at Ellien. I probably am uh or
or a hypen probe. So then I'm so, I'm just

(38:30):
killing time at lunch and just sitting in a room.
Look scroll on the internet, and I find a story
that a woman with no brain. So all women, how
dare you? Uh? Turned now as Brandy? So everyoneman okay
turned turned twenty And apparently this, this, and this shows

(38:51):
you how fucking powerful the brain is. Hold on, I'm
talking out before you go in for the Are you
sure you weren't just catching an ad for Wicked? Well? Wait,
because there isn't. There. There is an ad that I'm
gonna get to that I see at the bottom of
the page. And then I had to go look at that.
I'm thinking you caught an ad for Wicked. It's the scarecrow.
I just want you to here's the logic. Here's how

(39:12):
my brain was working. I'm looking through stuff and I
see this story about the Harvard astrophysicists and the fact
that he's saying that that's not a comment. Really, that's
a spaceship and they're coming to look and blah blah blah,
and we may not even know they're here or near us. Okay,
your search history on your phone. Bariza's got to have
a fucking blast going from Stockborn to fucking alien probing

(39:33):
astrophysicists to abroad with no brain going on. So then
I see this article in the New York Post and
it says I think someone else had posted somewhere because
I didn't. I wasn't on the Post website, and they go, uh,
with no brain turns twenty, they put her on page,
put her in Congress or something. I know. So this

(39:55):
is a real story. In Oklahoma, a young girl was
born and they her parents were told you is typical.
And then at a few months they were doing something
and there's something called like it's not encephalitis, but it
was something with the brain and she has her brain
is pinky sized, so she can't speak, so and she

(40:16):
can't open her eyes, and they said, but she can,
but there's enough in there that she's functioning. She's breathing.
She says, I don't even think she can really move
her body, but her fourteen year old brother says yeah.
And she can really tell when people are stressed out
or something. She can almost feel that, which goes back
to like the telepathy tapes. If you've listened to this podcast,

(40:39):
it's very interesting about nonverbal children and they that some
of the parents say they're telepathic. But in order for
science to say telepathy is such a thing, it couldn't
be your wife and your kid that have telepathy. But
who would I have telepathy with? Probably the person I'm
closest with or whoever, you know what I mean. So,

(40:59):
but you can't do that for scientific purposes. It has
to be a neutral third party. So it couldn't be
like because there's Tyler's teen, there's twins, yes, and they've
both been injured at different parts of the year, right,
and I've been busting the one the dad's balls, and
you know, did did row and feel that one when
got a fucking drill. So that's a good question. So

(41:20):
I'm reading this and I go, that's kind of amazing
because it goes back to my weird theories of everything
is energy, and you can feel people's energy. And I
love when people go, God damn, don't go near him today.
He's in a fucking mood. I didn't even talk to him.
You feel it when I walk by. That's energy that
we all do it. I could smell your energy when
I walked in the door tonight. Could you Yes? The

(41:42):
fuck you? You couldn't? And then you and then you
announced it. Well I announced it to you. I I
don't know what happened. I got. I made that Mexican
you've been eaten. I I've been calling these things I
make for Jameson. I called the half assed burrito ball.
It's all that blonde you've been eaten. So I've been.
So I took chicken and I cut up some chicken

(42:03):
breast and I tossed it with olive oil and taco seasoning,
and then I cooked it. And then I added rice, beans, corn, salsa, quawk,
and some avocado as well on top of the quak.
I like because guak is usually flavored can be a
little like Southwest and avocado is just kind of plain.

(42:27):
So I mixed that all up and then I cook.
Kevin comes in here. But the worst was in the
fucking car and all down the window because I got
this gass yourself. So wait, hang on, look at the
coat behind you. It's a it's like an old pa
It's a peacoat kind of thing right comes down below
your ass. It fucking trapped everything I moved, and a
big gust came up, like up up my nasal cavity.

(42:49):
I hadn't fucking roll that. It's like, got that long
pea coat keeps you warm? What the fuck? So I'm
driving here and you know how cold it is. I
have a window down, all right. All I'm saying is,
could there be something happening in this world that we

(43:10):
don't know? Aliens people with a pinky sized brain being
able to function and actually somehow communicate through their energy
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was curious and was. A scam they broke it down on,
like YouTube like seven. Different videos how it was. A

(54:55):
Scam so i'm searching to see if this is if
the malto is. A scam. M ah i clicked the
link on this and set it to MYSELF so i
can remember to talk about you're gonna start, getting, messaged
well IT says. FDA wrenched i, probably WILL. Won't, i

(55:17):
yeah use the code extra. Twenty folks oh what is? It,
real no that was listening to The code oh. Extra,
TWENTY yeah i. Don't know for twenty, percent off.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
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stimulation to, the, anus, prostate vagina and Pelvic, four okay
see this is a sex toy that doesn't seem like
a lot. Of sales one hundred thousand and the one
guy's had it for. Three years you can get the
multi bundle control the pace and intensity. With ease control

(55:57):
any of your multiple devices with THIS Universal ki. Universal,
remote yeah so. You can. You can you can vibrate
transole and TURN on espn at the. Same time stimulate
up to three areas simultaneously by controlling three devices. At
once only two hundred and fifty eight bucks three devices,

(56:21):
AT once. I guess The multi lube plus remote they
give you a loop and. It goes best value is
the guy gonna put?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
IT in i don't.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
This is this is CRAZY now I now i have to.
KNOW more i need to know so much about. THIS
product i need to know who's who's, used it the
science they give you the they even give you the science.
Multi devices well look it's it's like a massager for.
THE product i just never, seen that and it caught

(56:54):
me because It's Uh Men's Prostate. Awareness month say so there.
You go are you? Finding? This no does you spell?
It RIGHT M o L t o says it's designed
by leading your Alla, es okay, oh no it's. Something

(57:18):
different uh uh, all right, well jesus they don't make it.
Easy looking that's, not it? Is it because if, THAT'S it,
I know i ain't. Putting anything it's just. The slimmest
that's the fucking the slimmest. Rental. WRECKER yeah i think
my father used to tell. A joke i went to,

(57:39):
the doctor had my. Prostate checked, he said, don't worry
my fingers. ARE slender, i, said well why don't you? Use?
Two like what? The fuck who? Says that so? That's
it you get It on amazon you can get It
on amazon how much two Nine on amazon or or
thirty forty three for six. Monthly payments don't fuck. With

(58:01):
it it's not paid. Off yet there's. Prostate, supplements yeah
oh what do? They got what do? They HAVE and
i don't mean to, make fun because maybe there's somebody
that this really. WOULD benefit i just was kind of
surprised and it was at the end of some kind of.
Tabloids article we're gonna, play, Prices right i'll give you

(58:24):
the description of the, item, here OKAY and i can
even maybe give you. Some, highlights okay this is a
red light therapy for mal portable wireless prostate therapy device.
For men so it's a portable red. Light therapy i'll
show you do they do? Red light is that one
OF the i see ladies wearing the mask and it kind?

(58:45):
Of glows is that red light therapy for? The? Skin
maybe but this is what it. Looks like oh it
looks like an. Underwear, almost. Yeah okay it is designed
to uses a. Wearable design you can. Wear it The
Button Operational Simple community easy is the. Red light it's
designed for malhealth USING six d and sixty nm and
eight hundred AND fifty nn is that nanometers wavelengths red

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light help, improving endurance, fitness results has great positive effect
on treating urinary frequency, and urgency improving your. Sleeping quality
you get a one year manufacturer's warranty, from purchase and
it is not a, medical device but does include, the
device a, user manual, a strap AND a. Usb cable

(59:32):
how much for the? Red light the red light with
the STRAP the? Usb cable gotta? Charge? It yeah how much? For?
That god it's either one of, these ones? Is like
and it includes free Delivery. By, thursday Okay so i'm

(59:54):
gonna go it's it's not. That expensive i'm thinking could
be seventy. Five dollars i'm going to say it's one
and twenty five dollars sixty Nine NINETY see i. Was, closer,
yeah okay, all right you got. Another one they've got
the malto with a bottle of lube for? Two. Eighteen

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yeah was that their? Best? Value though is that other? Customers,
bought well it's clearly a. Sex toy and it was
a gay guy who said, to me you have not
had an orgasm until you've had one while having your
prostate milked. Or massage massage was what. He said how
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point five. Inches long anal shooter whoa whoa with airproof
silicone cat luber kit applicator, for men women. And, couples, whoa?
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yes or in the. A ja it's like a it's
like An air that would be the greatest fucking squirre.

(01:01:02):
Gun ever that would be the greatest squirre gun. Ever
EVER if i took, THAT out i want it just a,
square gun just to take on so FOUL looking. I
might i might get You and laura each one of These,
for christmas? All right So hang on also includes a
free two Day. Calivers, wednesday OKAY if i order it

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was in the Next four how much would you pay for?
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only that you'll get it by? What day you get It?
By wednesday if you order the next four hours for
only thirty nine, ninety five you are on the. High
SIDE oh, i, am, yes really it's like nineteen ninety

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nine four dollars and ninety. Nine cents now you can
also get the frequently, bought together which is. The, injector
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i would. THINK you i would feel like entry is
your most frictional point if you're, Going backdoor. I'm, believing,

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yeah yeah maybe it's the most frictional point. On. Everything
entry and if he comes to the bottle of of Of,
Lube Life lube life and a bottle of, super SILK
which i don't know what super. Silk is it's a. Personal,
lubricit well oh it's another it's a oh, excuse me, come, lube,

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creamy thick white personal Water Based, jesus, christ alright this
one ringing in. The toilet, i'm sorry unscented and, unflavored kumloube,
but creamy extra frothy for her. HER pleasure i FEEL
like i might be buying everybody on the show might

(01:02:50):
be getting a. Lub injactor, oh god you, know what
the only one who should the order now use It?
For thanksgiving get it checked?

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
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Turkey mom what are you sticking To the i'm putting
butter in it with my. New gun how about How,
about okay you can only buy it from, one person
like we should have a. Gift estape everybody. Goes around
the only person that could get That. Is danny he
would have no clue to do with, exactly exactly but

(01:03:19):
it'd be it would. Be great and then WHEN am
i getting? The book of course. You are it's Off
the bejay's table in the. Center aisle when you kid
it's a. GREAT book i love. That KID so I
feel i FEEL like i feel Like somehow laura would.
Use it she Would somehow laura would. Use it laura

(01:03:42):
would use it for what. It's been, no shit you.
Fucking kidding but She is joe using on hers using
it that joke she's. TRAPPING on i. DON'T know i
don't know because you won't me say. SHIP that. I know,
I'm going, oh god. All right maybe on, that note

(01:04:04):
we should just get the fuck out of. Here today
it's just. Too funny, OH wait, i thought can we do?
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asshole there there what seven seven ounce almost looks like

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the thing you pull buggers out of a kid's. Nose with, oh.
Yeah yeah BUT when i was a, LITTLE kid i
used to call it the whipper because it would whip
them out and. It hurt but to shoot u up,
your asshole to douche? Your asshole, oh god the fuck
are people doing? Back there, like seriously you don't take
you don't take care of. YOUR backside i have not shot.
Anything else whether you got, a bleach you. GOTTA clean

(01:04:50):
i heard about, the BLEACHING but i thought it was born.
Stars only you gotta keep. IT tight i did know
a girl that sent a picture of her be all
cute in the early days of, cell, phones right and
she took a picture like in, the mirror and it was.
Her backside she's, completely naked but all you really saw
was over the soul in. Her backside what was in,

(01:05:11):
The background what was in? The background these assholes fucking go,
to me what do? You see and we call her
peanut butter butt because it was just brown like. THAT
around i don't know, her name like it's it was

(01:05:35):
like boostin like not like like a permanent like almost
like a permanent stand like it was there for a
while and just it just kind of. Hung on it
was like it was like A, Beige hey, i'm here,
you know it was, like beige like. Peanut butter but
it was like everything was white and then it was.
Like beige, and oh that's why people. Bleach it, that's
why because they get peanut. Butter BUTT but i don't

(01:05:57):
even know this. Girl's name oh so. Fucking horrible don't
send pictures? To anybody can we not? Learn this, but
now don't be sending. DICK pics, a guy stop sending.
DICK pics i don't know how women look. At that
most of the women that are getting, dick, pics honestly
it's some forty five year old divorcee and you're sending
it to another divorce who may be sitting with, her

(01:06:19):
children and you're she's. Opened up it's a fifty five
year old never married to a forty. Year old it
used to. BE herr i don't know what's? Going on?
All right how much for the anal because this might
BE something i might Get for Helman. For, christmas see

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if you're saying you're buying all this Stuff, FOR christmas i,
gotta GO like i wanted. TO say i don't know
why twenty three ninety nine is in. My, MIND oh
i fought a, better one but it might. Be fifth
i'm Thinking fIF i'm gonna go twenty three. Ninety nine
it is eight, ninety nine eight. Ninety NINE but i
just FIND a i just just find a mechanical one
so you can ride. The bull you need to ride.

(01:07:06):
The BULL oh i did learn, something today completely off
since you're talking about riding, the Bull because i'm assuming.
That's electric i'm, assuming, yeah. Yeah REMOTE so i found.
FREE speeds i found out there's a, Car that, holy
fuck there is a CAR that i don't. THINK anybody
i don't know anybody that, would maybe Well maybe Kevin.

(01:07:29):
Van wauckenberg but the By D yang wang Yang wangoh
U nine extreme sounds like a, sex toy sounds like a,
rice burner sounds. Like, it, yeah well The byd Yang
wang U nine extreme, is, fast furious fastest car in.
The World so i'm watching video of this car and

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they get on a track. They're racing they get up
to three hundred and eight zero point four to four miles,
per hour which is like the fastest on. A track
it's not even the, straight away and then they're going turns.
And everything so you see it go down and you,
go Up and i'm going that car is really quiet

(01:08:16):
Because any ferrari It's an asian characters an exhaust. On,
it well this Is what, I'm THINKING like i didn't
know it Was an asian thought that was against. THE
rule i just look because Because the bugatti was the
fastest car in the WORLD and i had the top
speed RECORD and i think it was like three hundred
eight point four two and maybe this is three hundred
eight point. Four Four so i'm watching THIS and, I,

(01:08:36):
go god it's. So quiet all you hear is the
win like. The air but you're moving at three hundred miles.
An hour of course there's gonna be some, you know wind.
Resistant noise it's an. Electric car the fully electric car
means made By. The chinese well zero. TO sixty i
say all, the time you could have The greatest ferrari in.
The WORLD but i tell you some mom in an

(01:08:57):
electric rivion is going to beat you to the next
light because it. Just is they're that it's like instantaneous
with The electric but this is the. Fastest car it's
the b Y d yang wang unite EXTREME and i
think you weren't sure that that Was an. Asian car
you weren't sure what But the yang And. The, wang

(01:09:18):
no you KNOW what i thought. It was and this
is where, IT said, i, go oh it Must. BE
japanese i didn't Think the Chinese. Were? Chinese, asian, WELL
yes i, got That. But Asian but japan makes, great cars.
They do they make some pretty. Good cars they Did.
At nissan there were, good cars THE z a lot
of people love. That car i'm. Not, disputing, no. No
no so THAT'S why i Didn't. THINK china i don't
know any Cars. FROM china i couldn't think Of ANY

(01:09:40):
chinese i Ever. SAID china I. Said, ASIAN well i
Just said chinese guy. Driving, it, hell yes so it
Is a it Is a, chinese CAR and i think
the Guy WHO but i thought THAT was. I thought
i Thought the asian rules were you had to have
no exhaust. ON there i thought you had to hear
it coming from a mile and a. Half, AWAY oh i.
DIDN'T know i thought that was like a Law in.

(01:10:00):
China ANYWHERE oh i. Don't, know, oh oh because, YOU
here i got you making a rice. BURNER joke i.
Got it that was a little slowan the pick? Up,
there sorry, wake up, wake up? Wake up, all right
this has, Been. Fun kevin it's nice to. See you
it's better like, UH oh i guess it's only been.
A Week, jesus christ it. Feels longer there's been lots

(01:10:21):
of unfolded in that amount. OF time i. Don't know you're,
bleaching ASSHOLES and i haven't pleasures. UP times i haven't.
BLEACHED anything i have done an An Injector christmas Now
now I've got i've gone Quarter Zip john hyatt sign.
Anal Injector i'm. I'm winning you KNOW what i want

(01:10:42):
to do so badly NOW is i want to give
my mom a stocking full of this ship and let
her see if she could figure out what. To do
you got a? Video? Though why why is? This funny?
To me. IT'S terrible i bet you your brother would go. In,
HALF no i guarantee you, don't know oh that he
would guarantee your brother wouldn't because it was. His idea

(01:11:03):
he would. Do it he would absolutely want the house percent.
GOING happen i, DON'T know i don't know if. You would,
all right let's get out. Of here it was a
lot of fun to enjoy that H, for kevin and,
hey man shout out to. Your kid. That's amazing what
he's doing is really really got to make him. Feel
Great and i'm still working at another thing we talked
about with. Certain someone you give me the. Number four,

(01:11:25):
oh okay. YEAH cool i just got to find a
free date that works, for hiving a date that works.
For us don't. Don't worry and, you know if even
weekend or something, works better we can make that Happen.
For kevin you Are On, Bill moran we'll see. You
tomorrow see if they were looking to borrow a

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
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