December 7, 2025 • 54 mins
Doug Phelps is back in the studio! Bill welcomes back the comedian, bartender, DJ, and Uber driver for a hilarious and thoughtful reunion after some time apart. The two catch up on Thanksgiving, the chaos of the upcoming holidays, and Bill puts Doug on the spot with a New Year’s resolution question—Doug’s answer is one everyone can relate to.
Bill shares a laugh-out-loud story involving a friend, a ski trip, and a classic miscommunication about weight. Then things take a wild turn as Bill dives into the viral trend of porch pirates getting pranked by exploding paint packages. Are these videos real? Bill does a deep dive into how legitimate they are and reveals how much is actually lost to package theft each year.
The conversation heats up after Bill plays a news clip where someone questions what porch pirates might be capable of beyond stealing—sparking a spirited debate between Bill and Doug.
The two also discuss the holiday season and the feeling of being pulled in every direction. While Doug thrives during the holidays, Bill feels the pressure mounting. That leads into a deeper conversation about whether society is becoming more isolated due to Amazon, smartphones, less drinking, and less socializing. Bill talks about a recent Bill Maher clip that echoes what he’s been saying for a long time.
Finally, Doug challenges Bill to take action on something he’s been reluctant to do—and insists hard enough that it just might happen. Will Bill follow through? You’ll have to listen to find out.
Funny, thoughtful, and full of real talk—this episode has it all. Enjoy!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.
Bill shares a laugh-out-loud story involving a friend, a ski trip, and a classic miscommunication about weight. Then things take a wild turn as Bill dives into the viral trend of porch pirates getting pranked by exploding paint packages. Are these videos real? Bill does a deep dive into how legitimate they are and reveals how much is actually lost to package theft each year.
The conversation heats up after Bill plays a news clip where someone questions what porch pirates might be capable of beyond stealing—sparking a spirited debate between Bill and Doug.
The two also discuss the holiday season and the feeling of being pulled in every direction. While Doug thrives during the holidays, Bill feels the pressure mounting. That leads into a deeper conversation about whether society is becoming more isolated due to Amazon, smartphones, less drinking, and less socializing. Bill talks about a recent Bill Maher clip that echoes what he’s been saying for a long time.
Finally, Doug challenges Bill to take action on something he’s been reluctant to do—and insists hard enough that it just might happen. Will Bill follow through? You’ll have to listen to find out.
Funny, thoughtful, and full of real talk—this episode has it all. Enjoy!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka. Call it a podcast from the
Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by
Victor Chrysler, Dods, Jim Rahm Eats Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, hello and welcome. Thank you for getting your pod on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about Dougie Freshman's new shirt. Whoa baby, I'm back.
What's going on? Brother? It's been a while, yeah, it
has it has Well. You have a nice Thanksgiving? Yeah
you haven't.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Bounced around to a couple of houses.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
All right. See that's always nice. Yes, got to see
a lot of friends that you were thankful to see.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Family.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh okay, family, Yeah, and uh g eat a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm pickers like the mashed potatoes and stuffing.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did you bring the deviled eggs?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I did not make double leggs for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know, somebody. I was cleaning out the studio and
you'll have to forgive me because I didn't I didn't
find it. Someone sent an ornament for you, like a
year ago Christmas ornament. Yeah, and I never I was
in a box. I didn't see it in a box.
Do you have a No, I have no idea where
it is right now because we're in the middle of
(01:26):
get it next Christmas. Yeah. Well, I'd love to see
you again before, but I'm out of town from the
nineteenth to like the thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
First Dougie Fresh to being the redheaded step child.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So I just have you know. It's one of these
things where I've got three kids. One of them, the
guy that lives with me, is going to go to
his mom's. My oldest son is down in New York
and he has to work on Christmas, so I'm going
to go down and see him. I have a hotel
because I'm like, I have no idea, what condition is
you do? Well, maybe I'll go with you and uh.
(02:01):
And then I've got.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Two twins one queen. You can always switching.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, no, come on me and you New York City.
How could go wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They got guinness?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh I know, Well, I'll be on Staten Island because
that's where he lives.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I went to school on Standing College.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, and then uh, and then I'm going to Alexandria,
Virginia and uh, you're just bouncing all over the place. Yeah,
I guess this holiday stuff, right, you got it? Yeah?
And then and then we're into the.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
New year Doug twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, are you any resolutions do you have right now now?
Still to not as of right now? Do you make
them regularly?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's always gonna lose weight in the new years?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, I feel that I was talking to.
I don't want to say who it was because I
don't want to embarrass them by person, but there's someone
very close to me and they said they got new boots.
So they were going up because they have a place
(03:04):
at a ski resort and their kid is on an
elite ski team, and not many trails are open, and
just this guy, his son went up and he had
gotten new bindings and for his boots, you know, he
got new boots, so he needed to adjust the bindings.
Not new bindings, but he had to adjust the bindings.
And he's coming down this hill and he's hitting it
(03:25):
kind of hard, and all of a sudden, man, he
pops out of the ski, just pops the fuck like
he is spread all over and he hears this little voice, dad,
are you all right? Because the kid who was coming
down the same trail with his ski team, and the
coach comes over and he's like pulling himself back together
and he can't figure out, like what happened, and so
(03:46):
then well, hang on, you fucking nailed it. You fucking
nailed it. So he comes down the uh a little
bit more, puts him back on and happens again. And
now there's a bunch of like age rich chicks coming by.
They're like, oh, you want us to take your skis
and you can walk down and this person is like
(04:07):
me and they're fucking ready to snap and they're like no.
So goes back to where the bindings were adjusted with
the new boots and the guy goes, yeah, I don't
It shouldn't be happening at all. Makes no sense. And
he pulls out the order for him and the person
looks and goes, they put down the wrong weight by
one hundred fucking pounds.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So they can do that. I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, it's all the bindings are based on your weight, right,
so it's gonna hold you in there. And he's hitting
it hard and it says he's one hundred and thirty
and he's two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I thought he was a hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well this is what he said. He goes, what the
fuck you can look at me? Right? He says that
his two looked like a one because he wrote it fast,
and the guy just adjusted it for one thirty. But
here's the thing. They don't know. You could be having
it done for this. This is a two or one
ye well depending, it could be correct or you filled
it up out and they got a bunch of orders
(05:01):
and they go, yeah, we're gonna get to it. We'll
call you when you're ready. And they go back through
and they look at it. They say, one thirty makes sense.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Because it could be somebody else was filling out the order.
Now the guy it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Could be a dad for his kid, you know what
I'm saying, or a guy for his wife. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Fuck this first was he injured?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh? I don't think so. And we're not talking, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I mean he's two thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
How tall is it's like five ten? Okay? Maybe yeah,
maybe five to nine, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So he's in shape. It's a good wait for five
to ten.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Fucking What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm more than two thirty, you know, shit, I see it.
So you moved all over here? Yeah, take one day
two Day one, you're in a trailer.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You're running How did I move over here? So? I
had a kind of over dinner on a Friday night
and then woke up in a panic because I had
a project for my Counseling Theories class that I needed
to uh that was going to be a podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I met somebody ubering that's doing the same thing you are.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Ye, not for.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Psychology, but just to listen to people's problems.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well like counseling.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Counseling.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, that's what I'm doing. It's counseling. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And the first thing they tell you is don't give
them any advice, just yeah, yeah, just listen. So I'm like,
you're going to school to basically just sit there and listen. Well,
there's a little more to it. I'm like, doesn't sound
like there's a little more to it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Who was she? Do you remember? I don't remember. Did
she Fish? Yes? Yeah? So she is going to Fisher,
She's probably in my class. Is she getting a master's
It doesn't matter. Oh we can talk about the software,
doesn't it. Yes, But you are told to meet the
person where they are and try to guide them to
(06:52):
find their own answers within themselves, because that's going to
be more effective for them to Actually.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
They've never done that as a bartender.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, I think that right there, You're right, you give advice, right,
and that's what it is. And that was probably my
big problem too, because, like I'm a dad. Before you
came in here, I called my middle age, my middle age,
my middle son, and I said, I was like, hey, man,
you want to grab breakfast tomorrow morning? And he's like, oh, Dad,
I'm losing my mind. I got my computer's not working.
I'm downloading this software program for my masters. I got
(07:23):
to get these projects done I have till next week.
I know I can't ask for an extension. The computer
is just stuck in the download mode, and I'm realizing
I'm having problems with the computer. I go, all right,
let's let's go. I call a conference him in on
a friend of mine who's a computer guy. I say,
what is he gonna need? He goes, here's one that's
fairly inexpensive, blah blah blah, and I go, he goes,
(07:44):
I don't have that. I don't have five hundred dollars
I can just do. I go, I got five hundred
just to fucking go get it. Let's get this done.
So that's a fix it thing. That's a dad thing. Right,
you got a problem? How can I fix it? How
can I make it happen with this? It's not effective
if somebody doesn't find in their own kind of conclusions,
so you want to lead them in a socratic method.
Sometimes there's many different theories. And then the other thing
(08:07):
is diagnosing people. And you can't prescribe drugs. I cannot say,
but I can, but I can diagnose you. So I
can say, let's say you know, you go, I don't know.
I've been on this manic up and down and moon
swings and blah blah blah, and I can go through
(08:28):
and go, Okay, sounds.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Like you're a woman thirty six years old.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Problem solved.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'll be three hundred fifty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
A bipolar you know, whatever it could be, or it
could be borderline personality disorder. Whatever. I can send you
to somebody to prescribe men or talk to your provider.
I can send this to your provider if you allow me,
and we can get you on something that may make
you feel better. I don't know, but that's what I
(08:58):
can do. And there are big, thick books and lots
of reading and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So now what are you going to be done? When's
the party?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Twenty twenty seven? Okay, twenty twenty seven, spring of twenty
twenty seven, so it's a yeah, we're fucking jamming through
right now. I got finals this week and then I
start up again in January. Now I know what I'm
up against, you know, balancing the podcast and all the
stuff that I need to do and then trying to
(09:26):
other part time job. So I don't I don't know
how to say this to South. I want better health insurance,
so I do. I am part time out of school
so that it covers it. That entire check will go
(09:48):
covers me and my kid on a pretty great health plant,
like a really great health plane. So I make no money,
but I don't need to do it. The only reason
I do it is for the benefits, because I don't
enjoying it. Yes, And they just said to me the
other day, they were asking me how long my program
was because they want to try to keep me as
(10:09):
long as possible, of course, And yeah, because I'm I
met De Moran, Hi Kenny, what are we learning today?
Met De Moran.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
We're going to talk about geography and the United States
fits in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, I met the Moran.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, why don't you get to class.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
There's there's a sub lady there too that calls me
mister Morgan. And I haven't corrected her yet. I just
I haven't corrected her. I just let her go because
I feel like, for some reason it's a bait. I
feel maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like it's only
because I don't talk about like any of my stuff.
(10:48):
I don't say I had a podcast. I certainly never
talk about radio. I just had somebody come to me
the other day and go, hey, I had a client
come in here and they said to me, does my
name sound familiar to you? Blah blah blah, And then
they explained who they are, and they go, you never
did that. You never. I go, why would I? Why
would I? You know, yeah, but you have Like then,
(11:11):
I'm finding out this big following you have now and
who you were before and all this stuff from other
people who were like, oh my gosh. And I said,
but why would I. I'm not gonna go in and
go my name's unfamiliar.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Uh, Well, I've got a quick story for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
speaking of names, I was supposed to do a DJ
gig tonight, I know, yeah, And I told you this
right yeah, in Groveland, New York. At least that's what
they said in the email. We're having our company party
this then, and the other thing at the bottom it
was from Groveland, Florida. And I guess never put the
(11:45):
two together. I thought maybe their company originated here and
they moved, as companies do. And and we've been emailing
back and forth. You have a cordless mike, you need
a table, do you have speakers?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Do you have this? Yes? Yes, yes?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And then somebody's gonna call you Thursday, and uh, they
did it with Cindy and it was a girl's mother,
How you doing. I'm like, I'm good. And I called her.
I'm like, are you in Groveland, Florida? She goes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I go, I'm in New York.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Huh, I'm in Rochester, New York. What about Bushnell's Base?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And I go, there is a.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Bushnell's basis half an hour for me. Yeah, I go,
your party's not in Groveland, New York.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
There's a Groveland, New York.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'm like, yeah, that's where I that's why I added in,
but hanging money for travel.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So, because when she said we're in Groveland.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, how far away is Groveland? Is Groveland Correctional Facility
or something?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Forty five minutes? Fifty minutes?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, but that's not your Bushnell's base. No, okay, I
don't know where.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And uh, she goes, well, my daughter's been doing mostly.
She goes, so we have no DJ for Saturday. I go,
I guess not I go before you hang up? I go,
how did you find me? She goes, aren't you mister
Doug Fresh. I'm like, no, I'm Dug Fresh?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And how old are you? Hello? I know?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
She goes, aren't you mister doctor.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Fridge nor I'm Douggie Fresh.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I have no idea how she because she wanted to
call her daughter. Obviously there sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, but
it would have been I guess the internet or something.
I mean, obviously she did have my card.
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So there's something that I have been watching on social
media that I love. And it's always this time of
year that we hear about the porch pirates, people who
run up and steal the packages off your front steps,
your ports, whatever, and then they go running off the
thing that now we get to see a lot of
(14:48):
these because there's the ring doorbell, right, and people put
it on social media and go, if you.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
See this blurry called the authority, right.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
If you see this person or and then it you
know whatever. So I have been watching these videos where
a porch pirate runs up, grabs a package and they
booby tramped, yes okay, and as they're coming back, you
hear boom and it's like paint and it's like all
over their face and so and somebody like one guy screaming,
(15:19):
you fucking asshole. I'm gonna sue, And I go, this
cannot cannot be real, right, it's got to be a
I generated, it's got to be fixed. It's got to
be something. So I had to go, like do a
little research on all this stuff, and I am finding
I did find like a news story that will play.
(15:39):
I haven't listened to it, but according.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Anywhere guys have shipped their pants. They go running, they're
so scared. They have a tape of a dog gunshots.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh, and that's funny. Shotgun and okay, see now that
but even there, I don't know if that's real or not. Well,
this was a few.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Years years ago, and it pops up every now and then,
so I think it was.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's funny before pre AI. Dude, I must have watched
for twenty minutes. Oh yeah, laugh at my dick.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Have you seen the one with the bike They tie
a rope to the bike and somebody comes by and
thinks this free bike looks and they'll just start peddling. Yeah,
and twenty feet down ask over tek. Yeah, well this
is the b It could be really dangerous. Well yeah,
so knacking your teeth out, shit like that.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
According to police quoted by recent news report, many of
the dramatic exploding box videos are AI generated or staged,
so it's hired actors that are in these videos. Whatever.
I'll tell you what if you're looking for numbers on
I sat there and I was like, this is fucking
awesome because it's like, you know what a shitty thing.
(16:48):
Absolutely because a lot of people are probably I would
I don't know what the average price, but I'm gonna
say I'll tell you what about fifty dollars I have
driven Uber.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Obviously yes, and I have been leaving a part complexes
and on occasion you'll see it. No, the rider will
be like, turn around, turn around the mails here my
package you get stolen? Can you please turn around get it?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh yeah? Oh shit?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah okay, So that's that's obviously bad I was looking for.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
But they did have some that were like the glitter.
They had a glitter trend. So when you opened the box,
these are exploding as people are running to their cars.
Their cars are getting covered in van the interior. If
it's real, right, That's why I'm going there's no fucking
way because if this were true, whoever's making them needs
to fucking sell them online because I would buy eight
(17:42):
of them just to see.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
There's there's rumors years ago in New York City people
would put their trash in a.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Cardboard box, wrap it up, leave it in the car unlocked. Yeah,
and then that may be true.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
They get back and it's stolen up as trash.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
But yes, uh, I think the glitter bomb was one
they did, and this bait box trend. But according to
legal experts, setting a booby trap package, even with non
lethal substance, is risky because homeowners could face criminal charges
or civil liability. Of course, if someone gets if.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Somebody's walking on your lawn illegally and.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Isn't annoying, Yeah, like it's so fucking annoying. Innocent. Uh
parties say a delivery driver, a neighbor, or even a
child might accidentally trigger such a trap, is what they're saying.
And that I guess you could say that could happen.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Right, I don't know, accidentally walk up to your house
and look at the box and touch it and trigger
it him you lose a hand, Yeah, and it's your fault, right,
and I'll see you.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Or what if what if I did this? What if
I was coming to visit you, you had a package,
I ring your doorbell, you come over, I'm holding the package.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
There was a difference between being invited into my house
and you just showing up. No, no, But if I invite
you over and something happens on him at fall, but
if you just.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Ship So let's say I just showed up, ring the doorbell,
and I see Doug's got a package there, so I
hold I'm holding the package, and you come open the.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Door and it blows up all over your face.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm covered like paint. I'm covered in paint.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Give me another package.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Or let's say you came to my house like and
that that could be a lawsuit for you. I really
think it could be. I would hope it wouldn't be right.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's amazing how many people know how to sue and
why to sue.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Right, Yeah, some of these are obviously fake. But there
is a story, a news story out of San Francisco
that I queued up. I have not listened to this.
I apologize, It's okay. I wanted to see because I
find them fucking funny. Dude, you got to go and
look them up for me, and I just laughed my
ass off as what made me go, there's no way
(19:54):
this can be real. It's one this guy. Now, he
looks like an open loop, his entire face, beard, everything,
his orange. He's on a sidewalk and he's yelling back
at the house I'm gonna sue, And I'm like, all right,
this is not real this, there's no way this could
be real at all. Let's see what the story says
(20:14):
rights people running off the porch and then you'll hear it.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
All right, And this looks like on social media platforms
like TikTok and Instagram. The video show porch pirates being
avenged by exploding packages, a lout and Blue and Pink
Pod were worse.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Or worse guys going back to his truck and training.
It's all that's not funny. Not a legitimate way too.
He's a costeal on your stuff. There could be civil liabilities,
there could be criminal liabilities.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And while many of the videos appear to be fakes,
the thefts and opportunities, especially this time of year.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Wow TikTok work. So if you get so many views.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
In hard money? Yeah, yeah, I mean I gave.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
This every kids. Well I can't say every kid's.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, Yes it is. It's majority of children's dreams. Yeah,
And I will tell you I I probably made somebody
some money because I couldn't stop watching. Then I'm searching them,
and I go all of a sudden, like after I
looked at it.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Did you just put a miracle on thirty fourth Street?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
No, I don't want the Christmas firit. I want to
see ship blowing up on people's faces.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I watched.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I was looking I want somebody to lose an eye.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I was looking for the Bill's Hallmark movie because I
hear it's terribly bad. And oh no, I cried, you
did not.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I bought a big tub of popcorn and I watched
it there with my cat on my lap and the fire,
oh my god, Christmas tree lit and the lights down low,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like, boom, you suck this porch. Pirate ship by the way,
I mean, I think in Atlanta they asked me it's
be a half a billion dollars and lost and lost. Yeah,
that's terrible. I mean, and it depends right, you could.
It's a it's a crapshoot. You don't know what you're getting.
You can hear me get.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I mean, well, I'll sell it downliner, I'll give it right.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
But somebody, Oh that's true. That's true. You can get
somebody's dependence order, you know what I mean. I mean, seriously,
something somebody needs, Well, if somebody needs that, they don't
want to buy it in a store. It's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I'm stilling in the store. I mean they're coming in
with twenty thirty people. If you watch the videos in California,
Oh yeah, it's all planned going yeah, yeah, smashing grab
does it call it?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah? Jewelry stores, Yeah, they did here in Greece years.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, just terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It is terrible, but the uh very real and.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's it's really scary, you know, to think that if
somebody is is that bold and not brazen to not
know what else they may be capable of.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's absolutely correct.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Somebody's stealing your package.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It starts with something and it goes up to say
this middle.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Aged women that are usually doing it. Do you think
that fat sound is gonna be able to do anything?
She's got a fucking revolver in her belt, she can't
get it out over her Well, she's reaching down.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Phrase to heighten up the adrenaline. First, you're stealing this,
I gotta tell you, Lior store. And then you keep
going up and I'm not gonna get caught. Yeah, you
live in I do.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
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I'm not. I'm not. You agree with this woman, this
woman says it, most people will agree with it. Right.
My first reaction is not the fuck they're stealing a package?
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Speaker 3 (25:01):
Hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
No way it was a oh, two pies a come
on peak, camp pies and a and a strawberry. Rubar pie,
all right.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Let's say they're fifteen. Dollars each that's thirty dollars for.
Two pies, all right give me the other five hundred and.
SEVENTY dollars i think.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It was types of stuff two times too much stuffing
big trays of, it, THOUGH right i don't know it's.
SOUNDED reasonable i figured always probably with everybody you're over, a.
THOUSAND easily i.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Got catered breakfast for my. Golf tournament uh and it
was six hundred dollars and they was feeding one hundred
and forty.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Four, people yeah, but, OKAY okay i. DON'T know i mean.
WE'RE talking i always figure if you go out with,
the family like the, whole family.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Dollars that seems but there are people that will.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Pay, it well, she DID and i said, To her
i'll let me pay. Help you and, she's, like, no
fine who is this? Your? Mother, yeah yeah SO but
i brought the wine and people.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Have the money to, do it and, they're, Like okay i'm.
PAYING six, i mean that's. Another thing when you raise,
your rates people think believe that they're getting, something spectacular
which actually it's. Probably, so well four boxes the stovetop
and they're making.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Five, there, yeah well and HERE'S what i was gonna
SAY when i asked you if you had. Left over
so she sends me home with the sweet potatoes and
the green beans and, something ELSE and i just had
to throw them Out because, i'm like we never. Got
EVEN and i said, To her I'm not we're going
to get. TO it I think i, am okay all
(26:31):
Right because Jamison le jason didn't. Touch it jason didn't fucking.
Touch it i'm sure they. Were. INDOOR dad i have
such a. Much money he hasn't. At all he really,
has it that's. The THING but i can't figure Out
why I'm finding i'm so on top of my money,
(26:53):
right now and it's annoying Me that i'm. On top
THIS is I go i'm better off ignoring. This shit
i'm finding subscriptions to Shit that i've been trying TO cancel. I,
can't allegedly according to, ROCKET money i Have three. ROKU
channels i can't fucking find out how to cancel any.
OF them i, canceled one but there you go through, Your,
(27:14):
phone yes but, Under, SUBSCRIPTIONS yeah, i did and one,
shows UP so i. Canceled it BUT now i got two,
others that according to This that i'm still paying because
rocket money tells you what, money's, Leaving Right.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So, i'm like what the Fuck paying rocket money ten?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Ninety, nine yeah. IT'S okay i like it because it. Helps,
me obviously it's a ten dollars nine me where money's,
GOING there i can't, stop paying. So listen SO now
i get a door dash passed for nine to. Ninety
nine charge shows Up and, i'm like WHY do i have?
A doordack And it's november. TWENTY fourth i don't EVEN
think i was in Town on november, Twenty Fourth so,
(27:53):
i'm like where the fuck did a door? Dash PASS
so i Say to james and, He, Goes dad i'm
not on. Your card, HE goes i didn't have Any,
door dash AND then i see Another one, december first
that's why it. JUMPED up, i, GO okay i have
spent twenty dollars in Fucking door.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Dash and any of the, OTHER kids I, asked Jordan and.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
GEORGE'S like i didn't. DO anything, i go do you
door dash? SOMETHING on, i go what the? Fuck good? Do? You?
Lazy fuck go get off your ass and go? Get
it it was? It, him no so none of. Your,
Kids no so just.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
A ghost or To door.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Dash McDonald's it's called The, door no it just is
called it's A door dash. Pass CHARGE so i don't
KNOW if i signed Up for GEORDASH and i and
then you have to get ninety nine a. Month, month
yeah but why did It come november? Twenty fourth? And
AGAIN and, i go is it? BEING used, I go
i tracked back it like Started, in May and, I'M
like i don't. Ever remember you might have. Been, drunk
(28:51):
YEAH but i can't you figure out how to cancel this.
Fucking thing go To door dash take.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Some time you really do have to TAKE a i
know YOU know i hate doing that. Stuff too i'll
tell you what came through.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
AN Email.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Hbo cinemax come BACK to us two ninety nine a
month for. Twelve months, i'm like, you, know what, Big
Deal and, I'm like i'm never gonna. WATCH it a
couple of YEARS ago i JOINED and i what do
you call? MARATHON watch I never i can't remember binge Watching.
(29:24):
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Speaker 2 (29:27):
Six seasons and that was. Worth it other people and the.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Same THING there's dc is AFFILIATED. M amc and also
they have a Lot of, christmas movies so you don't
get the commercials or, You Know. Christmas vacation It's right
shitter's fold and, it's Full and, i'm, like well you're
just missing the whole joke Of the shitters Fall that
joe shot Down. On yes why because IT'S. On tv
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you can't say SHITTER. On TV But hbo Max, has
yes it's on. Cutting It so, i'm like, you know
for the a couple JOKES that i like to.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Laugh, at okay here's another ONE that i got to figure,
out too because it seems a little. Ridiculously HIGH but
i have three separate lines for on my cell. Phone
bill and THE reason i have That is jameson had
a phone and there was a tragedy with, the PHONE
(30:23):
and i wasn't paying whatever. They wanted so, they, go
well here's what we. Can do you can open up,
another line. New phone it'll be. This whatever so AND
then i went to do something with, the phone and, they,
go hey we have this deal, Right now netflix. And
whatever Maybe it's NETFLIX And hbo max for nine to
(30:45):
ninety nine a month. FOR both, i, go great, they're,
combining YES but I think I think i'm still PAYING
For hbo MAX subscriptions. I had i tried. To cancel
then they then they go also for ten ninety nine
nine A, Month Hulu disney PLUS and Espn and plus at,
the TIME so i FUCKING Hated espn Plus because, i'm like,
(31:09):
all RIGHT so I, CANCEL sling I Have, ESPN plus
i Don't. HAVE espn, i go. This sucks so then
they combine. A thing SO now i paid twenty nine
ninety nine, for that and then all of, A sudden
verizon has a new deal where they go ten ninety nine.
For That so, i'm like what do you have fifty dollars? A,
month well this is the phone bills over two hundred, Bucks, right,
WELL no i didn't go. Through them, but anyway my
(31:31):
point is like ALL the i hate the, automatic subscriptions
and it all fucking. Adds up and That's where. I'M
going i don't want to be pissing my. Money away
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was a more cost effective way for, the offices well
for the, business, OWNERS right i.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Don't know they're paying for rent and a place where.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Nobody's using That's what. I'm saying so, You know i'm
sure there's been a lot of business real. Estate turnover
and at the, SAME time, i thought uh and and
some companies held out of the offices and had a
back to, work, mandate right and people. Were pissed there
was a lot of pushback on that and the idea
(34:49):
of working from home or maybe you there. Were, compromises
well four days, in office one day, at home whatever
my thought on that was a lot of RELATIONSHIPS and
i don't mean this as necessarily although it could be
sexual relationships of, any kind but a lot of relationships,
mentors business even. Future things you leave, a job somebody
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you really connected with at a job can speak highly.
Of you you're not leaving on. Bad terms those kind
of relationships are suffered because people weren't in, the office
they wouldn't ever. Have, relationships yeah BUT, During covid i'm
saying now like those in, particular didn't and there were
a lot of people who did meet somebody who was
of a like mind as them and got married and.
(35:36):
Did THAT and i think. That's LEAST and i also
think THAT this i don't know if you, see this
but sort of an ANT and i don't want to
call it an anti, drink DICTATE but i will hear
AND then i don't. See it it. Doesn't correspond it
doesn't correlate for, me Necessarily because i'll hear a lot
of people say young people aren't going out, as much
(36:00):
BUT then i see Bars in fairport that. Get overrun
as a matter, Of.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Fact fairport's got a very, good, reputation.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Right but overrun with young people at a, Certain time, like,
somebody listen now it's time to leave all the young
kids coming in and get the fuck out of, this
one whatever that. Establishment is and THEN when i was with,
MY mom i had. GONE down i had a friend
who was part of the. Parade production So ON wednesday
i went down with my son to look at, the
(36:29):
balloons and my brother. Was gone we were. Running late
he took his family to see the rockets and they
were staying for. The PARADE and i didn't want to
Deal With new york on. PARADE day i just didn't
want to fucking. Do it i've. DONE it i don't
want to. Do it so we headed back. That night
my kid, was tired and my MOTHER and i went
out and this place got overrun with. Young people it
was Like It's New, York city No. IN rhinebeck i
(36:51):
was back Up, in rhyboka and it WAS like i
FELT like i was sitting in the middle of a
sorority house because it was just girls him watching these,
young GIRLS and, i go some of them are trying so.
Fucking hard it's. Freezing outside there are next. To nothing
they're pretending to ignore. Certain people you, can Tell and,
i'm Like, oh god to not be that age is really,
fucking nice you KNOW what, I mean it's just. Fucking nice.
(37:14):
So uh BUT so i see young people. Going out
that's an, odd night the biggest bar night of. The year.
Everybody's home that's why. It WORKS but i hear things
about less young people going out, to establishments. LESS drinking
i think for the first time in a very very
long TIME that, i remember there was a drop in,
(37:36):
liquor sales and it was usually a recession proof business
was considered a, liquor business not necessarily, a bar but
certainly a. Liquor STORE but i think you're seeing less,
people drinking, AND uh, i.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Thought well they're trying, other things, well marijuana they're not.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Marijuana, gummies, yeah yeah well that's marijuana, gummies, okay yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So nothing else and gummies. Besides, marijuana no it's.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Usually we'd GOING to, i mean that's that's what, it
IS because.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I don't know because they don't do.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Them right so, they're, Legalized right so that's about the
ones that. AREN'T legal i don't think you CAN get
i don't know about the gummy. BLACK market i do
know there's a wee, black MARKET but i don't know
about the gummy. Black MARKET and i think those things
they really try, to, regulate right so it would be
harder somebody can grow it and to turn it into.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
A jeal well even if friends my aides are rather
do a gummy then yea, than drinking RIGHT.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
And I and I and i understand. That too and
then now some of the bars are allowed TO sell
thc drinks but it has to be below a, certain
percentage and you know. THOSE things i think the IDEA
and i know there's lots of health reasons to not.
BE drinking i experts are telling you all. The time,
(38:49):
you know drinking is bad for. ALMOST everything i.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Hear you here's what, It is but here's what it's
on a different scale of. Us drinking to somebody that's
a functioning alcoholic that dies, of cirrhosis is sixty, years
old it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Could be you don't drink, Every DAY no, i, don't
okay BUT when i DO sometimes i go. Pretty HARD
and i haven't drank for.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Three days flyning, Them, UP bob i drank hard.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Last, week, yeah yeah. All right so HERE'S what i.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Was thinking there was A night i'll tell you we
went down to a whiskey river on the upstairs down By.
The jetty it used to be The old jetty AND ac.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Dc band who did you? Go with My?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Buddy mark Your? Buddy mark and we ripped it up
and there should Have been and did you?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Have fun? We did we had a. Great time did
you talk to? Other, people.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah there were a couple of PEOPLE that, I, knew yeah,
stop by but you're listening. To music my point is
that there should have been another one hundred and fifty.
People there it wasn't that. Bad out you could have
taken a new OR so i felt more people were.
Staying in it was a, great, band yeah and we whopped.
It up but, there again. People aren't we think people
are going out and a. Great venue it was my first.
(39:55):
Time there he's, got drums guitars all over.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
To play but one of the healthiest things you, can
do honestly for. Human BEINGS and i think if, YOU
look i think your dad is really good. At THIS
and i am not saying it to get under, your skin,
but socializing being connected is the thing that keeps. You
(40:19):
alive that and realizing most of the stuff in life.
Is bullshit, Stay calm you're gonna, live longer more than anything,
over diet, over exercise. Over anything. Socialization connection you know
when you see like my mom versus my dad of a.
Similar age my dad lived in the. Isolated life he
was all Alone. IN jersey i went down one time
(40:42):
like to, visit him and it was like the paint.
Was drying you were watching. Paint dry we went to,
the beach we went to. A diner we would. Go home,
he'd read doze on. The couch there, was nothing there
was no one to, talk to there was. Nothing nothing
my mother is putting together Classes At. Bard college she's
(41:02):
part of a. Coffee group, She's out she's going to cocktail,
party today a wine. Tour tomorrow she's Traveling to italy with.
A friend, very social, Big DIFFERENCE and i. SAW it
i saw. It happen i'm not saying That the parkinson's
that took my was eventually led to my, dad's demise
because you don't really Die from parkinson's was. The REASON
but i do think socialization exasperates a lot of. These
(41:25):
THINGS and i wonder with, young people the work, from
home the. Remote jobs there are plenty of, those now
that sort, of thing is it going to catch up?
To THEM and i think we're isolating. Ourselves NOW and
i think THE health i. Think YEAH and i think
the idea of going to a bar and socializing and
having drinks and you're in your twenties and your, liver's
(41:47):
fine fuck you go go have, the drink go. Have
fun and somebody had sent me.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
A clip i don't think it's, for EVERYBODY but i think.
People Right but, i'm, saying.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Like you're hanging out with your friend now as.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Your dad or your mam. A drinker did you see
them drink?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Growing up OF course. I, DID okay i don't know
my dad was put them in. REHAB twice i did
not know that he was a doctor in philosophy and fucking.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
If your, parents drink your, parents smoke, it's yes you'll probably.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
DRINK smoke i got that my mother was a smoker for.
MANY years.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I smoked i quit four or five.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
YEARS ago i will admit that once in, a While if,
I'M drinking i might LIGHT up. MH cigarette i do.
LIKE that. I don't i don't smoke on a, regular
BASIS but i will. Do. It moran people will be
Very upsell maranne for SAYING that i hide it from,
my CHILDREN but i have. Done THAT but i just
think that the socialization part. Of it AND now i
(42:40):
know where this is, coming FROM because i had been
thinking about this for a long time in terms of
watching my KIDS and I and i would say, to
PEOPLE but i don't necessarily. See it My son jordan,
goes out he hangs he and his, girlfriend together or
he was. Some buddies My son jackson is always Out
In New, york city checking out barsing. Out things so,
(43:01):
They're Out so I'm going i'm not seeing what people are.
Reporting back and then there's young people, who, GO yeah
i just want to go home and eat. A gummy
i'd rather lay on the couch and all my friends
and we're home by tenni phone, and, yeah isolation it's
all fucking isolation and that AND and i know where
this is coming. From now somebody sent me a Clip
Of bill MAHER and i don't know who, it was
(43:23):
came out and basically, said THIS and, I Go. Jesus
christ i've been thinking this for a. Long time but
the only problem was the young People that i'm highly
aware of aren't doing. Those things they're out.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Being, social well you only know three kids, exactly exactly
two three are out and, about right the ore the
ones at home, or.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah because, he's, fifteen right but even there any any
chance he could, go out. He's out so maybe it's it's,
different personalities but overall is. A thing i do wonder
what will happen in society as we isolate more and more.
And more and you brought up a great. Fucking point.
The phone you're sitting.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
By yourself nobody talks, Phone, anymore no.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
But they sit and they scroll and scroll. And scroll
and that was always you KNOW when i was doing.
SOME coviedy i was always the IDEA that i had,
was like where's the next Great Guitarist eric Clapton Or
tom patty can.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Learn to play on? Your phone well you could can
download it and just?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
You could? YOU can i know? Right, there yeah but
are you doing that at fourteen fifteen? Years old are
you looking at the fucking greatest porn you've ever seen in?
Your life kids are up there fucking pulling. Their pud
they're not learning to. Play guitar and that that was,
my point, is like and that's.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Not reality by, The way you're not gonna fuck.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Your, Teacher No but, i'm like this thing is.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Is, worrisome well you said you're not getting the genie baking.
A bottle it's. For sure that's why we've got. The
iPhone what are we up to twenty? TWO now I
mean i?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Don't?
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Seventeen okay what what's the next feature is going? To
have RUNNING, between gps, better graphics? Better, camera UH. THE
a i definitely you're gonna be. Making stuff BUT.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
The ai, Is amazing it. IS amazing i.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Mean you're gonna be able to, put yourself, let's say
in a position with. Somebody else, You Know. Lady die
you know if you want a picture, with her you're
gonna be able to figure.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
That out somebody's somebody sent ME. A i a listener
sent ME a i of me and the listener MAKING.
Out ai what was, His? Name, doug no it was.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Our, Friend Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
And, i'm, like, whoa yeah and it. LOOKS realistic i could.
Show you it. Looks REALISTIC and, i go let that
fall into.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
The WRONG did i TELL you i did have anw
BRIDE Ri t this guy was laid on. A paper, i'm,
like WELL. Doesn't ai can't YOU Just a he goes
THEY have ai to CHECK. The ai, i'm, like, really
yeah they want you to know this stuff so it can.
Help you so you can HAVE a i help you write.
A paper but you CAN'T have ai write the paper
because THEY'RE. Having ai so what's the. Teacher doing the
(46:08):
teacher isn't going through the, papers anymore is giving IT
to ai. To check he's gonna. Read it so we're
gonna double CHECK the ai AND. The ai you're Gonna
keep there.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
ARE ways i think there's also ways, to Say like
i'll always say to my, youngest son because they'll say.
TO me i, Looked, ON ai i gotta tell you for.
This MATH but i said, TO him i don't care
how the knowledge gets into. Your, head right if that's
a tutor for you and you're actually using it and understand,
THE process i don't care how you, learn it but.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
LEARN it i never liked that with the new the
new math. They, had yeah well it wasn't CrossFit what
i forget what it.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Was called it was called com.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Got it because then your parents don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Do it then you.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Don't know parents can't tease. The kids, AND yeah i.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
TAUGHT math i don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Whether whether math can be found on your. Your phone
everybody's got a computer or, A calculator i mean the
calculator in. Your head, basic mathation, some, tracks right, multiply
percentages you? Know what, you know the bill's fifty. Two
dollars what should?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
We, tip yes what's?
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Twenty percent well take ten percent and. Double that Maybe
because i'm, A bartender i work. With percent but still
it's now. Simple math, you're right those things. Are gone,
budget budgeting your, your house your, your car, you know
all your. Little things the next thing, you know your
your minus. Twenty dollars this is what you're not getting Paid.
(47:34):
Till friday, you're like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Do they this IS why i did Pay for, rocket
money HONESTLY because i wanted.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
To see so you don't have to think you CAN
let ai DO.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Because i don't Know that i'll REMEMBER what i had
And then i'll, be, like fuck at LEAST here. I
can i can see they give you hey coming up
in a couple. Of days you've, got this this. AND
this i but getting back to. Being social that's the
biggest thing. TO me i. Really Do and i've watched
IT with i had a autofish experiment in. My life my,
(48:01):
father isolated my mother not who. Died First and I'm
NOT and, i Again yeah i'm NOT because.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
I see are we Having A bill moran bilified work
PARTY where i can have a? Plus one you have
enough people, on here you can have a nice. TEN person.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I didn't i didn't have time. THIS year. I don't
you can have It.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
IN january I do christmas Parties.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
In, January yeah i'm not.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Doing it no where we can all be social On
A sera knight McConnery's. The bilified everybody brings a plus
one and when he's opening One. In, greece, OKAY okay i.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
DON'T know i have not thought. OF that i was
going to do and, His wife kevin and his wife
more around, the podcast you, know podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Me and hillman bringing people. FROM legacy, I was, I was.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
I was a. Good deal but you're. RIGHT here i,
am saying let's, be social let's. GET out i.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Would bring a stripper just, You, Know, hey hilman what
do you think Of diamond.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Laura and? Her, guy, yeah yeah you're.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
ABSOLUTELY right i have anough hour, open bar, you, know yeah. And,
appetizers okay you know You'll. FIGHT christmas i think. YOU
should i know.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
YOU secrets i think you know you. SHOULD secret i
know YOU think.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
I should it doesn't have to, be expensive, you know.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
It doesn't have to. Be expensive you have these fucks
open bar for. An hour?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
The fuck they can't drink that much in? An hour,
oh yes they can just have well well and, uh wine,
you know or just, have it just pay for. The
orders they want to get hammereds one.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Their nickels i'm. Going away i'm. Going away you want,
to interact you, Want to i'm going. TO morning i.
GOT projects i got to do? You okay uh. Let,
me yeah that's not a. Bad idea that's not a.
Bad idea but that's my that was my. Thinking along,
EVEN more i hear about THIS and i GET a dj.
FOR you i hear About, THE uh I Hear, jesus
(49:58):
christ it's just you gay. With fifteen it's not going to.
Be fifteen it's not a one, hundred percent it will Not, be,
WAIT well i can bring this up under five hundred
for crying?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Out Loud where and McConnery's?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No one no why because i'd have to rent? Their,
space no you JUST say i would pay, for like
if we're going to, DO it i would do? It
upstairs OVER? You dj or do you go three hundred for?
The NIGHT then I got, i know and that's. Low
end i'm sure you've got a little. Corner, DOWNSTAIRS no
i can't go where all the people are and HAVE? You,
(50:34):
Dj no. I'M not i don't HAVE.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
To dj just find. A, place, Hey look i'm bringing
in twelve. Twenty people what can?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
You do you're? Over thinking i'm? Not overthinking? You are
you just said TO me i want their apps and
open bar for an hour and then me AS. A,
dj right.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
You don't have to have me AS a dj?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Right there?
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Five fifteen, no way, Fuck yes i'll put. It together
where do YOU live i Live in no, You, don't,
yes no you. Fucking don't you live On him fairport. Seventeen,
dollars okay where you where you're?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Ordering it you can get three point THE line. I
do i don't hate, THE idea i. Really don't BUT
then i would open it up to. More, people, YEAH
okay i Would like. Greg, command, yes absolutely, Fuck You
doug god. Damn, it no, like seriously, fuck you BECAUSE
(51:30):
now i gotta. Do, IT okay i was gonna do
something like with the guys that you were gonna. Do,
NOTHING no i was gonna do Something. On monday oh
it Was just monday with the more douggie that comes
in every now and then you KNOW when i had
Him on TUESDAY and i pushed him off to.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Child support now he's here every, Sery, like hey you
want to go to the movies and be. Like that
you want some you want some chicken FINGERS before i
send you back to. Your, MOUTH no i WANT to
i want.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
TO know i fucking.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
BUSY life, i, MEAN oh I Had Saint John Fisher. University,
Counseling yes.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
I'm in the. Counseling, Program There, jesus.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Christ You're disney world shirt nobody.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Cares, about, okay fine.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
FUCK you i So The Bill Moran billified christmas party
that's going to Be, in january and your your buddies.
With McConnery he'll want to. Do it, He'll, say bill,
of course Have a christmas, party here and then you,
Know what oh, my god you'll be talking.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
About it on. Your, podcast, no No shild but here's.
The thing here's the. FUCKING thing i don't like taking
advantage of a friend. For him then YOU say i
have had many things, over THERE and i insist. ON
paying i had my son's graduation. Over there i'm NOT
saying I had jamison had a birthday PARTY and i put,
(52:47):
it THERE and i think that? Cost me you know
it does? It costs like.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
How much was the?
Speaker 2 (52:52):
BIRTHDAY party i think because you had to order food in,
THE room i think it was like.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Three fifty, okay there, three, fifty right how do you
go from three fifty to? Fifteen hundred where's you fucking
guys drink? Too much we're not drinking twelve hundred dollars worth.
Of booth what the fuckers are they're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
To sture you have all?
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Night, long, yes maybe but not for an hour.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Two hours.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
You have a tab if you don't do open bar and, you,
say look Get a tito's instead Of A. Grey goose
you don't need to Be Drinking.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Old Greg Drinks. Greg, goose, okay well then there. You
go that's all.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
He, DRINKS right I won't I Drink, jenny light so
it will balances.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
So far i'm a two, dollars kid fucking maybe a couple,
of shots? All?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Right now my plus one is a full, fledged alcoholic
and you know she wants to see she's three. Hundred
pounds she's gonna have all, those appetizers so maybe.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Go, Pizza oh dougie's good to, see.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
You, you, too buddy it's been.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
A while it has been. A while we'll try to
get one in Before the. Christmas, party, well no before
The actual. Christmas holiday we'll do and before, You leave
i'm gonna look for.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
That?
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Orderment okay? Is it by, the way my plus one
for the uh For the? Christmas party Him. From syracuse
that's who?
Speaker 2 (54:03):
You're? Taking, yeah, really no maybe. It, DEPENDS okay i
just gives About that christmas. Mud whistle It's old doug
at the new studio coming through the, back door or
as we, call it the. Mud whistle Out for, doggie
Fresh For. David phelps give the little SHOUT Out I
(54:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, hello and welcome. Thank you for getting your pod on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about Dougie Freshman's new shirt. Whoa baby, I'm back.
What's going on? Brother? It's been a while, yeah, it
has it has Well. You have a nice Thanksgiving? Yeah
you haven't.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Bounced around to a couple of houses.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
All right. See that's always nice. Yes, got to see
a lot of friends that you were thankful to see.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Family.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh okay, family, Yeah, and uh g eat a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm pickers like the mashed potatoes and stuffing.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did you bring the deviled eggs?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I did not make double leggs for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know, somebody. I was cleaning out the studio and
you'll have to forgive me because I didn't I didn't
find it. Someone sent an ornament for you, like a
year ago Christmas ornament. Yeah, and I never I was
in a box. I didn't see it in a box.
Do you have a No, I have no idea where
it is right now because we're in the middle of
(01:26):
get it next Christmas. Yeah. Well, I'd love to see
you again before, but I'm out of town from the
nineteenth to like the thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
First Dougie Fresh to being the redheaded step child.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So I just have you know. It's one of these
things where I've got three kids. One of them, the
guy that lives with me, is going to go to
his mom's. My oldest son is down in New York
and he has to work on Christmas, so I'm going
to go down and see him. I have a hotel
because I'm like, I have no idea, what condition is
you do? Well, maybe I'll go with you and uh.
(02:01):
And then I've got.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Two twins one queen. You can always switching.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, no, come on me and you New York City.
How could go wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They got guinness?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh I know, Well, I'll be on Staten Island because
that's where he lives.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I went to school on Standing College.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, and then uh, and then I'm going to Alexandria,
Virginia and uh, you're just bouncing all over the place. Yeah,
I guess this holiday stuff, right, you got it? Yeah?
And then and then we're into the.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
New year Doug twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, are you any resolutions do you have right now now?
Still to not as of right now? Do you make
them regularly?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's always gonna lose weight in the new years?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, I feel that I was talking to.
I don't want to say who it was because I
don't want to embarrass them by person, but there's someone
very close to me and they said they got new boots.
So they were going up because they have a place
(03:04):
at a ski resort and their kid is on an
elite ski team, and not many trails are open, and
just this guy, his son went up and he had
gotten new bindings and for his boots, you know, he
got new boots, so he needed to adjust the bindings.
Not new bindings, but he had to adjust the bindings.
And he's coming down this hill and he's hitting it
(03:25):
kind of hard, and all of a sudden, man, he
pops out of the ski, just pops the fuck like
he is spread all over and he hears this little voice, dad,
are you all right? Because the kid who was coming
down the same trail with his ski team, and the
coach comes over and he's like pulling himself back together
and he can't figure out, like what happened, and so
(03:46):
then well, hang on, you fucking nailed it. You fucking
nailed it. So he comes down the uh a little
bit more, puts him back on and happens again. And
now there's a bunch of like age rich chicks coming by.
They're like, oh, you want us to take your skis
and you can walk down and this person is like
(04:07):
me and they're fucking ready to snap and they're like no.
So goes back to where the bindings were adjusted with
the new boots and the guy goes, yeah, I don't
It shouldn't be happening at all. Makes no sense. And
he pulls out the order for him and the person
looks and goes, they put down the wrong weight by
one hundred fucking pounds.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So they can do that. I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, it's all the bindings are based on your weight, right,
so it's gonna hold you in there. And he's hitting
it hard and it says he's one hundred and thirty
and he's two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I thought he was a hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well this is what he said. He goes, what the
fuck you can look at me? Right? He says that
his two looked like a one because he wrote it fast,
and the guy just adjusted it for one thirty. But
here's the thing. They don't know. You could be having
it done for this. This is a two or one
ye well depending, it could be correct or you filled
it up out and they got a bunch of orders
(05:01):
and they go, yeah, we're gonna get to it. We'll
call you when you're ready. And they go back through
and they look at it. They say, one thirty makes sense.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Because it could be somebody else was filling out the order.
Now the guy it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Could be a dad for his kid, you know what
I'm saying, or a guy for his wife. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Fuck this first was he injured?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh? I don't think so. And we're not talking, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I mean he's two thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
How tall is it's like five ten? Okay? Maybe yeah,
maybe five to nine, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So he's in shape. It's a good wait for five
to ten.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Fucking What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm more than two thirty, you know, shit, I see it.
So you moved all over here? Yeah, take one day
two Day one, you're in a trailer.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You're running How did I move over here? So? I
had a kind of over dinner on a Friday night
and then woke up in a panic because I had
a project for my Counseling Theories class that I needed
to uh that was going to be a podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I met somebody ubering that's doing the same thing you are.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Ye, not for.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Psychology, but just to listen to people's problems.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well like counseling.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Counseling.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, that's what I'm doing. It's counseling. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And the first thing they tell you is don't give
them any advice, just yeah, yeah, just listen. So I'm like,
you're going to school to basically just sit there and listen. Well,
there's a little more to it. I'm like, doesn't sound
like there's a little more to it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Who was she? Do you remember? I don't remember. Did
she Fish? Yes? Yeah? So she is going to Fisher,
She's probably in my class. Is she getting a master's
It doesn't matter. Oh we can talk about the software,
doesn't it. Yes, But you are told to meet the
person where they are and try to guide them to
(06:52):
find their own answers within themselves, because that's going to
be more effective for them to Actually.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
They've never done that as a bartender.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, I think that right there, You're right, you give advice, right,
and that's what it is. And that was probably my
big problem too, because, like I'm a dad. Before you
came in here, I called my middle age, my middle age,
my middle son, and I said, I was like, hey, man,
you want to grab breakfast tomorrow morning? And he's like, oh, Dad,
I'm losing my mind. I got my computer's not working.
I'm downloading this software program for my masters. I got
(07:23):
to get these projects done I have till next week.
I know I can't ask for an extension. The computer
is just stuck in the download mode, and I'm realizing
I'm having problems with the computer. I go, all right,
let's let's go. I call a conference him in on
a friend of mine who's a computer guy. I say,
what is he gonna need? He goes, here's one that's
fairly inexpensive, blah blah blah, and I go, he goes,
(07:44):
I don't have that. I don't have five hundred dollars
I can just do. I go, I got five hundred
just to fucking go get it. Let's get this done.
So that's a fix it thing. That's a dad thing. Right,
you got a problem? How can I fix it? How
can I make it happen with this? It's not effective
if somebody doesn't find in their own kind of conclusions,
so you want to lead them in a socratic method.
Sometimes there's many different theories. And then the other thing
(08:07):
is diagnosing people. And you can't prescribe drugs. I cannot say,
but I can, but I can diagnose you. So I
can say, let's say you know, you go, I don't know.
I've been on this manic up and down and moon
swings and blah blah blah, and I can go through
(08:28):
and go, Okay, sounds.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Like you're a woman thirty six years old.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Problem solved.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'll be three hundred fifty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
A bipolar you know, whatever it could be, or it
could be borderline personality disorder. Whatever. I can send you
to somebody to prescribe men or talk to your provider.
I can send this to your provider if you allow me,
and we can get you on something that may make
you feel better. I don't know, but that's what I
(08:58):
can do. And there are big, thick books and lots
of reading and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So now what are you going to be done? When's
the party?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Twenty twenty seven? Okay, twenty twenty seven, spring of twenty
twenty seven, so it's a yeah, we're fucking jamming through
right now. I got finals this week and then I
start up again in January. Now I know what I'm
up against, you know, balancing the podcast and all the
stuff that I need to do and then trying to
(09:26):
other part time job. So I don't I don't know
how to say this to South. I want better health insurance,
so I do. I am part time out of school
so that it covers it. That entire check will go
(09:48):
covers me and my kid on a pretty great health plant,
like a really great health plane. So I make no money,
but I don't need to do it. The only reason
I do it is for the benefits, because I don't
enjoying it. Yes, And they just said to me the
other day, they were asking me how long my program
was because they want to try to keep me as
(10:09):
long as possible, of course, And yeah, because I'm I
met De Moran, Hi Kenny, what are we learning today?
Met De Moran.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
We're going to talk about geography and the United States
fits in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, I met the Moran.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, why don't you get to class.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
There's there's a sub lady there too that calls me
mister Morgan. And I haven't corrected her yet. I just
I haven't corrected her. I just let her go because
I feel like, for some reason it's a bait. I
feel maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like it's only
because I don't talk about like any of my stuff.
(10:48):
I don't say I had a podcast. I certainly never
talk about radio. I just had somebody come to me
the other day and go, hey, I had a client
come in here and they said to me, does my
name sound familiar to you? Blah blah blah, And then
they explained who they are, and they go, you never
did that. You never. I go, why would I? Why
would I? You know, yeah, but you have Like then,
(11:11):
I'm finding out this big following you have now and
who you were before and all this stuff from other
people who were like, oh my gosh. And I said,
but why would I. I'm not gonna go in and
go my name's unfamiliar.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Uh, Well, I've got a quick story for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
speaking of names, I was supposed to do a DJ
gig tonight, I know, yeah, And I told you this
right yeah, in Groveland, New York. At least that's what
they said in the email. We're having our company party
this then, and the other thing at the bottom it
was from Groveland, Florida. And I guess never put the
(11:45):
two together. I thought maybe their company originated here and
they moved, as companies do. And and we've been emailing
back and forth. You have a cordless mike, you need
a table, do you have speakers?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Do you have this? Yes? Yes, yes?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And then somebody's gonna call you Thursday, and uh, they
did it with Cindy and it was a girl's mother,
How you doing. I'm like, I'm good. And I called her.
I'm like, are you in Groveland, Florida? She goes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I go, I'm in New York.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Huh, I'm in Rochester, New York. What about Bushnell's Base?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And I go, there is a.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Bushnell's basis half an hour for me. Yeah, I go,
your party's not in Groveland, New York.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
There's a Groveland, New York.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'm like, yeah, that's where I that's why I added in,
but hanging money for travel.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So, because when she said we're in Groveland.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, how far away is Groveland? Is Groveland Correctional Facility
or something?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Forty five minutes? Fifty minutes?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, but that's not your Bushnell's base. No, okay, I
don't know where.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And uh, she goes, well, my daughter's been doing mostly.
She goes, so we have no DJ for Saturday. I go,
I guess not I go before you hang up? I go,
how did you find me? She goes, aren't you mister
Doug Fresh. I'm like, no, I'm Dug Fresh?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And how old are you? Hello? I know?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
She goes, aren't you mister doctor.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Fridge nor I'm Douggie Fresh.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I have no idea how she because she wanted to
call her daughter. Obviously there sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, but
it would have been I guess the internet or something.
I mean, obviously she did have my card.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
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So there's something that I have been watching on social
media that I love. And it's always this time of
year that we hear about the porch pirates, people who
run up and steal the packages off your front steps,
your ports, whatever, and then they go running off the
thing that now we get to see a lot of
(14:48):
these because there's the ring doorbell, right, and people put
it on social media and go, if you.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
See this blurry called the authority, right.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
If you see this person or and then it you
know whatever. So I have been watching these videos where
a porch pirate runs up, grabs a package and they
booby tramped, yes okay, and as they're coming back, you
hear boom and it's like paint and it's like all
over their face and so and somebody like one guy screaming,
(15:19):
you fucking asshole. I'm gonna sue, And I go, this
cannot cannot be real, right, it's got to be a
I generated, it's got to be fixed. It's got to
be something. So I had to go, like do a
little research on all this stuff, and I am finding
I did find like a news story that will play.
(15:39):
I haven't listened to it, but according.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Anywhere guys have shipped their pants. They go running, they're
so scared. They have a tape of a dog gunshots.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh, and that's funny. Shotgun and okay, see now that
but even there, I don't know if that's real or not. Well,
this was a few.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Years years ago, and it pops up every now and then,
so I think it was.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's funny before pre AI. Dude, I must have watched
for twenty minutes. Oh yeah, laugh at my dick.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Have you seen the one with the bike They tie
a rope to the bike and somebody comes by and
thinks this free bike looks and they'll just start peddling. Yeah,
and twenty feet down ask over tek. Yeah, well this
is the b It could be really dangerous. Well yeah,
so knacking your teeth out, shit like that.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
According to police quoted by recent news report, many of
the dramatic exploding box videos are AI generated or staged,
so it's hired actors that are in these videos. Whatever.
I'll tell you what if you're looking for numbers on
I sat there and I was like, this is fucking
awesome because it's like, you know what a shitty thing.
(16:48):
Absolutely because a lot of people are probably I would
I don't know what the average price, but I'm gonna
say I'll tell you what about fifty dollars I have
driven Uber.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Obviously yes, and I have been leaving a part complexes
and on occasion you'll see it. No, the rider will
be like, turn around, turn around the mails here my
package you get stolen? Can you please turn around get it?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh yeah? Oh shit?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah okay, So that's that's obviously bad I was looking for.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
But they did have some that were like the glitter.
They had a glitter trend. So when you opened the box,
these are exploding as people are running to their cars.
Their cars are getting covered in van the interior. If
it's real, right, That's why I'm going there's no fucking
way because if this were true, whoever's making them needs
to fucking sell them online because I would buy eight
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of them just to see.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
There's there's rumors years ago in New York City people
would put their trash in a.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Cardboard box, wrap it up, leave it in the car unlocked. Yeah,
and then that may be true.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
They get back and it's stolen up as trash.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
But yes, uh, I think the glitter bomb was one
they did, and this bait box trend. But according to
legal experts, setting a booby trap package, even with non
lethal substance, is risky because homeowners could face criminal charges
or civil liability. Of course, if someone gets if.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Somebody's walking on your lawn illegally and.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Isn't annoying, Yeah, like it's so fucking annoying. Innocent. Uh
parties say a delivery driver, a neighbor, or even a
child might accidentally trigger such a trap, is what they're saying.
And that I guess you could say that could happen.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Right, I don't know, accidentally walk up to your house
and look at the box and touch it and trigger
it him you lose a hand, Yeah, and it's your fault, right,
and I'll see you.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Or what if what if I did this? What if
I was coming to visit you, you had a package,
I ring your doorbell, you come over, I'm holding the package.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
There was a difference between being invited into my house
and you just showing up. No, no, But if I invite
you over and something happens on him at fall, but
if you just.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Ship So let's say I just showed up, ring the doorbell,
and I see Doug's got a package there, so I
hold I'm holding the package, and you come open the.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Door and it blows up all over your face.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm covered like paint. I'm covered in paint.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Give me another package.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Or let's say you came to my house like and
that that could be a lawsuit for you. I really
think it could be. I would hope it wouldn't be right.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's amazing how many people know how to sue and
why to sue.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Right, Yeah, some of these are obviously fake. But there
is a story, a news story out of San Francisco
that I queued up. I have not listened to this.
I apologize, It's okay. I wanted to see because I
find them fucking funny. Dude, you got to go and
look them up for me, and I just laughed my
ass off as what made me go, there's no way
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this can be real. It's one this guy. Now, he
looks like an open loop, his entire face, beard, everything,
his orange. He's on a sidewalk and he's yelling back
at the house I'm gonna sue, And I'm like, all right,
this is not real this, there's no way this could
be real at all. Let's see what the story says
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rights people running off the porch and then you'll hear it.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
All right, And this looks like on social media platforms
like TikTok and Instagram. The video show porch pirates being
avenged by exploding packages, a lout and Blue and Pink
Pod were worse.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Or worse guys going back to his truck and training.
It's all that's not funny. Not a legitimate way too.
He's a costeal on your stuff. There could be civil liabilities,
there could be criminal liabilities.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And while many of the videos appear to be fakes,
the thefts and opportunities, especially this time of year.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Wow TikTok work. So if you get so many views.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
In hard money? Yeah, yeah, I mean I gave.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
This every kids. Well I can't say every kid's.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, Yes it is. It's majority of children's dreams. Yeah,
And I will tell you I I probably made somebody
some money because I couldn't stop watching. Then I'm searching them,
and I go all of a sudden, like after I
looked at it.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Did you just put a miracle on thirty fourth Street?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
No, I don't want the Christmas firit. I want to
see ship blowing up on people's faces.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I watched.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I was looking I want somebody to lose an eye.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I was looking for the Bill's Hallmark movie because I
hear it's terribly bad. And oh no, I cried, you
did not.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I bought a big tub of popcorn and I watched
it there with my cat on my lap and the fire,
oh my god, Christmas tree lit and the lights down low,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like, boom, you suck this porch. Pirate ship by the way,
I mean, I think in Atlanta they asked me it's
be a half a billion dollars and lost and lost. Yeah,
that's terrible. I mean, and it depends right, you could.
It's a it's a crapshoot. You don't know what you're getting.
You can hear me get.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I mean, well, I'll sell it downliner, I'll give it right.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
But somebody, Oh that's true. That's true. You can get
somebody's dependence order, you know what I mean. I mean, seriously,
something somebody needs, Well, if somebody needs that, they don't
want to buy it in a store. It's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I'm stilling in the store. I mean they're coming in
with twenty thirty people. If you watch the videos in California,
Oh yeah, it's all planned going yeah, yeah, smashing grab
does it call it?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah? Jewelry stores, Yeah, they did here in Greece years.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, just terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It is terrible, but the uh very real and.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's it's really scary, you know, to think that if
somebody is is that bold and not brazen to not
know what else they may be capable of.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's absolutely correct.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Somebody's stealing your package.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It starts with something and it goes up to say
this middle.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Aged women that are usually doing it. Do you think
that fat sound is gonna be able to do anything?
She's got a fucking revolver in her belt, she can't
get it out over her Well, she's reaching down.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Phrase to heighten up the adrenaline. First, you're stealing this,
I gotta tell you, Lior store. And then you keep
going up and I'm not gonna get caught. Yeah, you
live in I do.
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I'm not. I'm not. You agree with this woman, this
woman says it, most people will agree with it. Right.
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this is just. The sign it's just. The size six.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
No way it was a oh, two pies a come
on peak, camp pies and a and a strawberry. Rubar pie,
all right.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Let's say they're fifteen. Dollars each that's thirty dollars for.
Two pies, all right give me the other five hundred and.
SEVENTY dollars i think.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It was types of stuff two times too much stuffing
big trays of, it, THOUGH right i don't know it's.
SOUNDED reasonable i figured always probably with everybody you're over, a.
THOUSAND easily i.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Got catered breakfast for my. Golf tournament uh and it
was six hundred dollars and they was feeding one hundred
and forty.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Four, people yeah, but, OKAY okay i. DON'T know i mean.
WE'RE talking i always figure if you go out with,
the family like the, whole family.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Dollars that seems but there are people that will.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Pay, it well, she DID and i said, To her
i'll let me pay. Help you and, she's, like, no
fine who is this? Your? Mother, yeah yeah SO but
i brought the wine and people.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Have the money to, do it and, they're, Like okay i'm.
PAYING six, i mean that's. Another thing when you raise,
your rates people think believe that they're getting, something spectacular
which actually it's. Probably, so well four boxes the stovetop
and they're making.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Five, there, yeah well and HERE'S what i was gonna
SAY when i asked you if you had. Left over
so she sends me home with the sweet potatoes and
the green beans and, something ELSE and i just had
to throw them Out because, i'm like we never. Got
EVEN and i said, To her I'm not we're going
to get. TO it I think i, am okay all
(26:31):
Right because Jamison le jason didn't. Touch it jason didn't fucking.
Touch it i'm sure they. Were. INDOOR dad i have
such a. Much money he hasn't. At all he really,
has it that's. The THING but i can't figure Out
why I'm finding i'm so on top of my money,
(26:53):
right now and it's annoying Me that i'm. On top
THIS is I go i'm better off ignoring. This shit
i'm finding subscriptions to Shit that i've been trying TO cancel. I,
can't allegedly according to, ROCKET money i Have three. ROKU
channels i can't fucking find out how to cancel any.
OF them i, canceled one but there you go through, Your,
(27:14):
phone yes but, Under, SUBSCRIPTIONS yeah, i did and one,
shows UP so i. Canceled it BUT now i got two,
others that according to This that i'm still paying because
rocket money tells you what, money's, Leaving Right.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So, i'm like what the Fuck paying rocket money ten?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Ninety, nine yeah. IT'S okay i like it because it. Helps,
me obviously it's a ten dollars nine me where money's,
GOING there i can't, stop paying. So listen SO now
i get a door dash passed for nine to. Ninety
nine charge shows Up and, i'm like WHY do i have?
A doordack And it's november. TWENTY fourth i don't EVEN
think i was in Town on november, Twenty Fourth so,
(27:53):
i'm like where the fuck did a door? Dash PASS
so i Say to james and, He, Goes dad i'm
not on. Your card, HE goes i didn't have Any,
door dash AND then i see Another one, december first
that's why it. JUMPED up, i, GO okay i have
spent twenty dollars in Fucking door.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Dash and any of the, OTHER kids I, asked Jordan and.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
GEORGE'S like i didn't. DO anything, i go do you
door dash? SOMETHING on, i go what the? Fuck good? Do? You?
Lazy fuck go get off your ass and go? Get
it it was? It, him no so none of. Your,
Kids no so just.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
A ghost or To door.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Dash McDonald's it's called The, door no it just is
called it's A door dash. Pass CHARGE so i don't
KNOW if i signed Up for GEORDASH and i and
then you have to get ninety nine a. Month, month
yeah but why did It come november? Twenty fourth? And
AGAIN and, i go is it? BEING used, I go
i tracked back it like Started, in May and, I'M
like i don't. Ever remember you might have. Been, drunk
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YEAH but i can't you figure out how to cancel this.
Fucking thing go To door dash take.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Some time you really do have to TAKE a i
know YOU know i hate doing that. Stuff too i'll
tell you what came through.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
AN Email.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Hbo cinemax come BACK to us two ninety nine a
month for. Twelve months, i'm like, you, know what, Big
Deal and, I'm like i'm never gonna. WATCH it a
couple of YEARS ago i JOINED and i what do
you call? MARATHON watch I never i can't remember binge Watching.
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Speaker 2 (29:27):
Six seasons and that was. Worth it other people and the.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Same THING there's dc is AFFILIATED. M amc and also
they have a Lot of, christmas movies so you don't
get the commercials or, You Know. Christmas vacation It's right
shitter's fold and, it's Full and, i'm, like well you're
just missing the whole joke Of the shitters Fall that
joe shot Down. On yes why because IT'S. On tv
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you can't say SHITTER. On TV But hbo Max, has
yes it's on. Cutting It so, i'm like, you know
for the a couple JOKES that i like to.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Laugh, at okay here's another ONE that i got to figure,
out too because it seems a little. Ridiculously HIGH but
i have three separate lines for on my cell. Phone
bill and THE reason i have That is jameson had
a phone and there was a tragedy with, the PHONE
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and i wasn't paying whatever. They wanted so, they, go
well here's what we. Can do you can open up,
another line. New phone it'll be. This whatever so AND
then i went to do something with, the phone and, they,
go hey we have this deal, Right now netflix. And
whatever Maybe it's NETFLIX And hbo max for nine to
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ninety nine a month. FOR both, i, go great, they're,
combining YES but I think I think i'm still PAYING
For hbo MAX subscriptions. I had i tried. To cancel
then they then they go also for ten ninety nine
nine A, Month Hulu disney PLUS and Espn and plus at,
the TIME so i FUCKING Hated espn Plus because, i'm like,
(31:09):
all RIGHT so I, CANCEL sling I Have, ESPN plus
i Don't. HAVE espn, i go. This sucks so then
they combine. A thing SO now i paid twenty nine
ninety nine, for that and then all of, A sudden
verizon has a new deal where they go ten ninety nine.
For That so, i'm like what do you have fifty dollars? A,
month well this is the phone bills over two hundred, Bucks, right,
WELL no i didn't go. Through them, but anyway my
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Don't know they're paying for rent and a place where.
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sexual relationships of, any kind but a lot of relationships,
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of relationships are suffered because people weren't in, the office
they wouldn't ever. Have, relationships yeah BUT, During covid i'm
saying now like those in, particular didn't and there were
a lot of people who did meet somebody who was
of a like mind as them and got married and.
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Did THAT and i think. That's LEAST and i also
think THAT this i don't know if you, see this
but sort of an ANT and i don't want to
call it an anti, drink DICTATE but i will hear
AND then i don't. See it it. Doesn't correspond it
doesn't correlate for, me Necessarily because i'll hear a lot
of people say young people aren't going out, as much
(36:00):
BUT then i see Bars in fairport that. Get overrun
as a matter, Of.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Fact fairport's got a very, good, reputation.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Right but overrun with young people at a, Certain time, like,
somebody listen now it's time to leave all the young
kids coming in and get the fuck out of, this
one whatever that. Establishment is and THEN when i was with,
MY mom i had. GONE down i had a friend
who was part of the. Parade production So ON wednesday
i went down with my son to look at, the
(36:29):
balloons and my brother. Was gone we were. Running late
he took his family to see the rockets and they
were staying for. The PARADE and i didn't want to
Deal With new york on. PARADE day i just didn't
want to fucking. Do it i've. DONE it i don't
want to. Do it so we headed back. That night
my kid, was tired and my MOTHER and i went
out and this place got overrun with. Young people it
was Like It's New, York city No. IN rhinebeck i
(36:51):
was back Up, in rhyboka and it WAS like i
FELT like i was sitting in the middle of a
sorority house because it was just girls him watching these,
young GIRLS and, i go some of them are trying so.
Fucking hard it's. Freezing outside there are next. To nothing
they're pretending to ignore. Certain people you, can Tell and,
i'm Like, oh god to not be that age is really,
fucking nice you KNOW what, I mean it's just. Fucking nice.
(37:14):
So uh BUT so i see young people. Going out
that's an, odd night the biggest bar night of. The year.
Everybody's home that's why. It WORKS but i hear things
about less young people going out, to establishments. LESS drinking
i think for the first time in a very very
long TIME that, i remember there was a drop in,
(37:36):
liquor sales and it was usually a recession proof business
was considered a, liquor business not necessarily, a bar but
certainly a. Liquor STORE but i think you're seeing less,
people drinking, AND uh, i.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Thought well they're trying, other things, well marijuana they're not.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Marijuana, gummies, yeah yeah well that's marijuana, gummies, okay yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So nothing else and gummies. Besides, marijuana no it's.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Usually we'd GOING to, i mean that's that's what, it
IS because.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I don't know because they don't do.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Them right so, they're, Legalized right so that's about the
ones that. AREN'T legal i don't think you CAN get
i don't know about the gummy. BLACK market i do
know there's a wee, black MARKET but i don't know
about the gummy. Black MARKET and i think those things
they really try, to, regulate right so it would be
harder somebody can grow it and to turn it into.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
A jeal well even if friends my aides are rather
do a gummy then yea, than drinking RIGHT.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
And I and I and i understand. That too and
then now some of the bars are allowed TO sell
thc drinks but it has to be below a, certain
percentage and you know. THOSE things i think the IDEA
and i know there's lots of health reasons to not.
BE drinking i experts are telling you all. The time,
(38:49):
you know drinking is bad for. ALMOST everything i.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Hear you here's what, It is but here's what it's
on a different scale of. Us drinking to somebody that's
a functioning alcoholic that dies, of cirrhosis is sixty, years
old it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Could be you don't drink, Every DAY no, i, don't
okay BUT when i DO sometimes i go. Pretty HARD
and i haven't drank for.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Three days flyning, Them, UP bob i drank hard.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Last, week, yeah yeah. All right so HERE'S what i.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Was thinking there was A night i'll tell you we
went down to a whiskey river on the upstairs down By.
The jetty it used to be The old jetty AND ac.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Dc band who did you? Go with My?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Buddy mark Your? Buddy mark and we ripped it up
and there should Have been and did you?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Have fun? We did we had a. Great time did
you talk to? Other, people.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah there were a couple of PEOPLE that, I, knew yeah,
stop by but you're listening. To music my point is
that there should have been another one hundred and fifty.
People there it wasn't that. Bad out you could have
taken a new OR so i felt more people were.
Staying in it was a, great, band yeah and we whopped.
It up but, there again. People aren't we think people
are going out and a. Great venue it was my first.
(39:55):
Time there he's, got drums guitars all over.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
To play but one of the healthiest things you, can
do honestly for. Human BEINGS and i think if, YOU
look i think your dad is really good. At THIS
and i am not saying it to get under, your skin,
but socializing being connected is the thing that keeps. You
(40:19):
alive that and realizing most of the stuff in life.
Is bullshit, Stay calm you're gonna, live longer more than anything,
over diet, over exercise. Over anything. Socialization connection you know
when you see like my mom versus my dad of a.
Similar age my dad lived in the. Isolated life he
was all Alone. IN jersey i went down one time
(40:42):
like to, visit him and it was like the paint.
Was drying you were watching. Paint dry we went to,
the beach we went to. A diner we would. Go home,
he'd read doze on. The couch there, was nothing there
was no one to, talk to there was. Nothing nothing
my mother is putting together Classes At. Bard college she's
(41:02):
part of a. Coffee group, She's out she's going to cocktail,
party today a wine. Tour tomorrow she's Traveling to italy with.
A friend, very social, Big DIFFERENCE and i. SAW it
i saw. It happen i'm not saying That the parkinson's
that took my was eventually led to my, dad's demise
because you don't really Die from parkinson's was. The REASON
but i do think socialization exasperates a lot of. These
(41:25):
THINGS and i wonder with, young people the work, from
home the. Remote jobs there are plenty of, those now
that sort, of thing is it going to catch up?
To THEM and i think we're isolating. Ourselves NOW and
i think THE health i. Think YEAH and i think
the idea of going to a bar and socializing and
having drinks and you're in your twenties and your, liver's
(41:47):
fine fuck you go go have, the drink go. Have
fun and somebody had sent me.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
A clip i don't think it's, for EVERYBODY but i think.
People Right but, i'm, saying.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Like you're hanging out with your friend now as.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Your dad or your mam. A drinker did you see
them drink?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Growing up OF course. I, DID okay i don't know
my dad was put them in. REHAB twice i did
not know that he was a doctor in philosophy and fucking.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
If your, parents drink your, parents smoke, it's yes you'll probably.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
DRINK smoke i got that my mother was a smoker for.
MANY years.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I smoked i quit four or five.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
YEARS ago i will admit that once in, a While if,
I'M drinking i might LIGHT up. MH cigarette i do.
LIKE that. I don't i don't smoke on a, regular
BASIS but i will. Do. It moran people will be
Very upsell maranne for SAYING that i hide it from,
my CHILDREN but i have. Done THAT but i just
think that the socialization part. Of it AND now i
(42:40):
know where this is, coming FROM because i had been
thinking about this for a long time in terms of
watching my KIDS and I and i would say, to
PEOPLE but i don't necessarily. See it My son jordan,
goes out he hangs he and his, girlfriend together or
he was. Some buddies My son jackson is always Out
In New, york city checking out barsing. Out things so,
(43:01):
They're Out so I'm going i'm not seeing what people are.
Reporting back and then there's young people, who, GO yeah
i just want to go home and eat. A gummy
i'd rather lay on the couch and all my friends
and we're home by tenni phone, and, yeah isolation it's
all fucking isolation and that AND and i know where
this is coming. From now somebody sent me a Clip
Of bill MAHER and i don't know who, it was
(43:23):
came out and basically, said THIS and, I Go. Jesus
christ i've been thinking this for a. Long time but
the only problem was the young People that i'm highly
aware of aren't doing. Those things they're out.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Being, social well you only know three kids, exactly exactly
two three are out and, about right the ore the
ones at home, or.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah because, he's, fifteen right but even there any any
chance he could, go out. He's out so maybe it's it's,
different personalities but overall is. A thing i do wonder
what will happen in society as we isolate more and more.
And more and you brought up a great. Fucking point.
The phone you're sitting.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
By yourself nobody talks, Phone, anymore no.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
But they sit and they scroll and scroll. And scroll
and that was always you KNOW when i was doing.
SOME coviedy i was always the IDEA that i had,
was like where's the next Great Guitarist eric Clapton Or
tom patty can.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Learn to play on? Your phone well you could can
download it and just?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
You could? YOU can i know? Right, there yeah but
are you doing that at fourteen fifteen? Years old are
you looking at the fucking greatest porn you've ever seen in?
Your life kids are up there fucking pulling. Their pud
they're not learning to. Play guitar and that that was,
my point, is like and that's.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Not reality by, The way you're not gonna fuck.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Your, Teacher No but, i'm like this thing is.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Is, worrisome well you said you're not getting the genie baking.
A bottle it's. For sure that's why we've got. The
iPhone what are we up to twenty? TWO now I
mean i?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Don't?
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Seventeen okay what what's the next feature is going? To
have RUNNING, between gps, better graphics? Better, camera UH. THE
a i definitely you're gonna be. Making stuff BUT.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
The ai, Is amazing it. IS amazing i.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Mean you're gonna be able to, put yourself, let's say
in a position with. Somebody else, You Know. Lady die
you know if you want a picture, with her you're
gonna be able to figure.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
That out somebody's somebody sent ME. A i a listener
sent ME a i of me and the listener MAKING.
Out ai what was, His? Name, doug no it was.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Our, Friend Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
And, i'm, like, whoa yeah and it. LOOKS realistic i could.
Show you it. Looks REALISTIC and, i go let that
fall into.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
The WRONG did i TELL you i did have anw
BRIDE Ri t this guy was laid on. A paper, i'm,
like WELL. Doesn't ai can't YOU Just a he goes
THEY have ai to CHECK. The ai, i'm, like, really
yeah they want you to know this stuff so it can.
Help you so you can HAVE a i help you write.
A paper but you CAN'T have ai write the paper
because THEY'RE. Having ai so what's the. Teacher doing the
(46:08):
teacher isn't going through the, papers anymore is giving IT
to ai. To check he's gonna. Read it so we're
gonna double CHECK the ai AND. The ai you're Gonna
keep there.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
ARE ways i think there's also ways, to Say like
i'll always say to my, youngest son because they'll say.
TO me i, Looked, ON ai i gotta tell you for.
This MATH but i said, TO him i don't care
how the knowledge gets into. Your, head right if that's
a tutor for you and you're actually using it and understand,
THE process i don't care how you, learn it but.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
LEARN it i never liked that with the new the
new math. They, had yeah well it wasn't CrossFit what
i forget what it.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Was called it was called com.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Got it because then your parents don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Do it then you.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Don't know parents can't tease. The kids, AND yeah i.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
TAUGHT math i don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Whether whether math can be found on your. Your phone
everybody's got a computer or, A calculator i mean the
calculator in. Your head, basic mathation, some, tracks right, multiply
percentages you? Know what, you know the bill's fifty. Two
dollars what should?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
We, tip yes what's?
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Twenty percent well take ten percent and. Double that Maybe
because i'm, A bartender i work. With percent but still
it's now. Simple math, you're right those things. Are gone,
budget budgeting your, your house your, your car, you know
all your. Little things the next thing, you know your
your minus. Twenty dollars this is what you're not getting Paid.
(47:34):
Till friday, you're like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Do they this IS why i did Pay for, rocket
money HONESTLY because i wanted.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
To see so you don't have to think you CAN
let ai DO.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Because i don't Know that i'll REMEMBER what i had
And then i'll, be, like fuck at LEAST here. I
can i can see they give you hey coming up
in a couple. Of days you've, got this this. AND
this i but getting back to. Being social that's the
biggest thing. TO me i. Really Do and i've watched
IT with i had a autofish experiment in. My life my,
(48:01):
father isolated my mother not who. Died First and I'm
NOT and, i Again yeah i'm NOT because.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
I see are we Having A bill moran bilified work
PARTY where i can have a? Plus one you have
enough people, on here you can have a nice. TEN person.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I didn't i didn't have time. THIS year. I don't
you can have It.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
IN january I do christmas Parties.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
In, January yeah i'm not.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Doing it no where we can all be social On
A sera knight McConnery's. The bilified everybody brings a plus
one and when he's opening One. In, greece, OKAY okay i.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
DON'T know i have not thought. OF that i was
going to do and, His wife kevin and his wife
more around, the podcast you, know podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Me and hillman bringing people. FROM legacy, I was, I was.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
I was a. Good deal but you're. RIGHT here i,
am saying let's, be social let's. GET out i.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Would bring a stripper just, You, Know, hey hilman what
do you think Of diamond.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Laura and? Her, guy, yeah yeah you're.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
ABSOLUTELY right i have anough hour, open bar, you, know yeah. And,
appetizers okay you know You'll. FIGHT christmas i think. YOU
should i know.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
YOU secrets i think you know you. SHOULD secret i
know YOU think.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
I should it doesn't have to, be expensive, you know.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
It doesn't have to. Be expensive you have these fucks
open bar for. An hour?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
The fuck they can't drink that much in? An hour,
oh yes they can just have well well and, uh wine,
you know or just, have it just pay for. The
orders they want to get hammereds one.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Their nickels i'm. Going away i'm. Going away you want,
to interact you, Want to i'm going. TO morning i.
GOT projects i got to do? You okay uh. Let,
me yeah that's not a. Bad idea that's not a.
Bad idea but that's my that was my. Thinking along,
EVEN more i hear about THIS and i GET a dj.
FOR you i hear About, THE uh I Hear, jesus
(49:58):
christ it's just you gay. With fifteen it's not going to.
Be fifteen it's not a one, hundred percent it will Not, be,
WAIT well i can bring this up under five hundred
for crying?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Out Loud where and McConnery's?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No one no why because i'd have to rent? Their,
space no you JUST say i would pay, for like
if we're going to, DO it i would do? It
upstairs OVER? You dj or do you go three hundred for?
The NIGHT then I got, i know and that's. Low
end i'm sure you've got a little. Corner, DOWNSTAIRS no
i can't go where all the people are and HAVE? You,
(50:34):
Dj no. I'M not i don't HAVE.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
To dj just find. A, place, Hey look i'm bringing
in twelve. Twenty people what can?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
You do you're? Over thinking i'm? Not overthinking? You are
you just said TO me i want their apps and
open bar for an hour and then me AS. A,
dj right.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
You don't have to have me AS a dj?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Right there?
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Five fifteen, no way, Fuck yes i'll put. It together
where do YOU live i Live in no, You, don't,
yes no you. Fucking don't you live On him fairport. Seventeen,
dollars okay where you where you're?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Ordering it you can get three point THE line. I
do i don't hate, THE idea i. Really don't BUT
then i would open it up to. More, people, YEAH
okay i Would like. Greg, command, yes absolutely, Fuck You
doug god. Damn, it no, like seriously, fuck you BECAUSE
(51:30):
now i gotta. Do, IT okay i was gonna do
something like with the guys that you were gonna. Do,
NOTHING no i was gonna do Something. On monday oh
it Was just monday with the more douggie that comes
in every now and then you KNOW when i had
Him on TUESDAY and i pushed him off to.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Child support now he's here every, Sery, like hey you
want to go to the movies and be. Like that
you want some you want some chicken FINGERS before i
send you back to. Your, MOUTH no i WANT to
i want.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
TO know i fucking.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
BUSY life, i, MEAN oh I Had Saint John Fisher. University,
Counseling yes.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
I'm in the. Counseling, Program There, jesus.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Christ You're disney world shirt nobody.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Cares, about, okay fine.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
FUCK you i So The Bill Moran billified christmas party
that's going to Be, in january and your your buddies.
With McConnery he'll want to. Do it, He'll, say bill,
of course Have a christmas, party here and then you,
Know what oh, my god you'll be talking.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
About it on. Your, podcast, no No shild but here's.
The thing here's the. FUCKING thing i don't like taking
advantage of a friend. For him then YOU say i
have had many things, over THERE and i insist. ON
paying i had my son's graduation. Over there i'm NOT
saying I had jamison had a birthday PARTY and i put,
(52:47):
it THERE and i think that? Cost me you know
it does? It costs like.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
How much was the?
Speaker 2 (52:52):
BIRTHDAY party i think because you had to order food in,
THE room i think it was like.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Three fifty, okay there, three, fifty right how do you
go from three fifty to? Fifteen hundred where's you fucking
guys drink? Too much we're not drinking twelve hundred dollars worth.
Of booth what the fuckers are they're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
To sture you have all?
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Night, long, yes maybe but not for an hour.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Two hours.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
You have a tab if you don't do open bar and, you,
say look Get a tito's instead Of A. Grey goose
you don't need to Be Drinking.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Old Greg Drinks. Greg, goose, okay well then there. You
go that's all.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
He, DRINKS right I won't I Drink, jenny light so
it will balances.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
So far i'm a two, dollars kid fucking maybe a couple,
of shots? All?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Right now my plus one is a full, fledged alcoholic
and you know she wants to see she's three. Hundred
pounds she's gonna have all, those appetizers so maybe.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Go, Pizza oh dougie's good to, see.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
You, you, too buddy it's been.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
A while it has been. A while we'll try to
get one in Before the. Christmas, party, well no before
The actual. Christmas holiday we'll do and before, You leave
i'm gonna look for.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
That?
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Orderment okay? Is it by, the way my plus one
for the uh For the? Christmas party Him. From syracuse
that's who?
Speaker 2 (54:03):
You're? Taking, yeah, really no maybe. It, DEPENDS okay i
just gives About that christmas. Mud whistle It's old doug
at the new studio coming through the, back door or
as we, call it the. Mud whistle Out for, doggie
Fresh For. David phelps give the little SHOUT Out I
(54:27):
bill moran will see. You tomorrow
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