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December 3, 2025 61 mins
In this packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes Dan, Michelle from MJ Dispensary, and Abby—now the assistant manager at MJ’s brand-new Spencerport location. The crew breaks down everything happening in the MJ empire, including the grand opening of Spencerport and the two-year cannaversary of the Henrietta store.

While in studio, young Abby gets a crash course in classic music—discovering Rod Stewart for the very first time—and shares a mind-blowing modern cover of a mid-80s hit that sounds almost better than the original. This inspires Bill and Dan to revisit Eric Carmen’s “Hungry Eyes,” which Bill once rewrote as “Hungry Thighs” in 10th grade… leading to the creation of a brand-new AI-generated 80s-style song that absolutely belongs on a retro movie soundtrack.

Bill also reflects on the third anniversary of the podcast, offering some James Cameron–inspired life advice about sticking with what you love. Then he vents about the real-world struggles we all face—like auto-renewing subscriptions, unexpected charges, and someone mysteriously putting a DoorDash Pass on his card.

Sports analyst Juice Fields drops in with his Week 14 NFL picks, including a surprisingly bold Lock of the Week, plus insights on Lions–Cowboys and the Bills vs. Bengals at 1:00 PM Sunday in Buffalo. Dan adds a crucial—and little-known—detail about a Bills player (not named Josh Allen) who might just save the season.

A fun, fast, relatable episode blending comedy, music nostalgia, real-life headaches, and sharp Bills analysis. Enjoy!


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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade
Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship. Our friends from MJ Dispensary,
the ever expanding empire of MJ Dispensary is here, Danny
is here as well. We're going to get into some
football picks tonight. I think that our friend Peter herniated

(00:52):
a disc while watching the last Bills game. I'm not
really sure. Yeah, something like that happened.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You got a little trouble.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, boy. We have Michelle and Abbey from You're right
over there the game. That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's intense. Peter gets pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
It gets intense, I know. So MJ Dispensary is growing
by what I'll say is leaps and bounds, and I
think that's very exciting. The first legal dispensary in Monroe
County to open up. Correct, Correct, and that's in Henrietta.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Jefferson on Jefferson Road in the in the beautiful Uh
what is that? What does that regional market? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Next to the gluten free bakery.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, it's a gluten coffee shop. Coffee shop there and
you got palmers stop shopping. You got there's a lot
of hidden yeah, glue toad sideries there and yeah he got.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
The cheesy eddies.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
That's the carrot cake.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Really the right between the god got between that and
the weed. You're not gonna have cataracts at all.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Funny enough I do. It's a coma.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh oh sorry, yeah that my eye pressure is great.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
There's no clock coma in site for me.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's good. But Abby is now way way way out
and probably what I think is one of the nicest
towns on the West Side. I really do, one of
the nicest villages.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
It's super sweet. I drove through it this morning, like
the snow on the trees. Yes, spencer Port, the village
spencer Boards, very very nice and.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
They've got a nice like almost ay. I would love
to see what they do for Christmas. I'm sure they decorated.
It looks really nice.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
There is I was leaving the other night and I
saw I don't go this way, but it was a
house that had like a bunch of lights and stuff,
so like I might go venture out if I'm out
there when it's dark out again, Oh, I leave a
little early now, so.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You leave a little early now?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, well right now? Yeah, Well are you you're in
you're going to be in charge out there.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Well, I'm an assistant manager.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, so it's a general manager. There is a GM
out there. Okay, So he all right, well great that
means you can mess up and he takes a blame.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I'm kidding, but that I think that's exciting. And
then there's also the Honeyoy Falls or Honeywoy.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
So yes, Honeyoy Falls is going to be coming sooners
after the new year, okay, yep. And then also next
year there's another location in the works.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Stop it.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, I can't say too much, but there is another
place in the works right now for next year, probably
June julyish.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
We're allowed to guess.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You can try, but I can't say yes or no
to it.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
All right, Well, can I can I give a side
of the river.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I probably don't know much side of the river.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, there's the east side of the west side of
the three one five area.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh d, none of the above.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's not as much I can.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's not east side, west side. It's not on the
east side or the west side mood to Dansville. So
and then there's all kinds of big events coming up
as well.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Right, Yes, I'll have Abby talk about the spencer Port one,
the grand opening.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yes, so in Spencerport we are currently in our soft open,
so we're open pretty normal hours. But next Friday, on
December twelfth, we are doing our grand opening, ribbon cutting ceremony,
local vendors coming out in the morning to support and.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, we're gonna so it's December twelfth.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yes, December twelfth, at nine in the morning, we're opening, right,
and then the rest of the days we're gonna be
ten to eight or ten to six on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, and what what are we going to see at
the grand opening because that's a big deal. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
So right now I'm in contact with some of the
vendors in the store to get them to come and
do pop ups is what we call it. So they
come and display their products.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Come to the MG dispensary pot up. Yeah. So so
to be different products and things and probably specials door prizes.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yes, we're gonna do some like some sort of samples
for the customers, maybe some sort of raffle.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah thing.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, yep, we're gonna be raffling off a electric.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Dab rig an electric dab rig.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
So dabs are concentrates.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
It's like a wax form and the electric dab rig
is yep, turn it on. It's kind of like a
bonx in the sun.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, but you turn it on.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
They're chargeable, heats up and then you put that glob
of wax in there and then you just take hits
off of it.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh wow, mobile marijuana. Oh yeah, well, I mean yeah,
isn't it always though?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yes, but this is like really super concentrated. So it's
like really high highs.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh I wanted, want and done or or.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
If you're Michelle, is ten and done?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Whoa my god? Uh yeah, well high tolerance. Yeah yeah,
that's good right whenever, Look here's.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Karen's are going to love that on the west side.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
No matter where you are on the scale. Uh MJ
has something for you, whether it be for pain, whether
it be for I can't think of it it maybe
we talked about creation. Well, recreational for sure.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Right, they even have scales if you want that.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
But you know, if you're dealing with pain and stuff,
I mean, that's one of the best things. If you
have somebody that needs to gain a little weight, right,
you know, get the munchies, that sort of thing. I mean,
it's all there and it comes in all kinds of
wastes for you to ingest it, whether it be gummies.
And what's really cool and what I've learned from you

(07:12):
is how much is from the region. Like how many
businesses there are based around this now that are making
the gummies or are making an accessory to use for marijuana.
Like the guys who go out and find the stones
off Lake Ontario and then they drill this.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Dough, Right, aren't they awesome guys?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I love those guys. I think they're awesome, And just
all these different things and it's become as you always say,
you refer to everybody who comes on the By the way,
check out the MJ Dispensary podcast. There's three episodes up
right now and Michelle hosts that. But everybody that comes
on you you're like family, and there is like this
this bonding and connection. I think it's I think it's

(07:53):
pretty damn good. We are.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I mean we are like now Abbey's and Spencer part
and I'm like going through Fomo Center.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, it's me and just a couple other people out
there right now. So like the main hub is obviously
still in Henrietta, So just I miss all them over there.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, I'm sure you guys text each other throughout the day,
and so when I have.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
A chance, because I'm so busy because now I don't
have my Abby helping me with everything I was doing.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Abby helped me with events.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, she helped me with bundles, she helped me with
all the pop ups, trainings, and.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
So now it's just me.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, that's gonna be me too, all a little bit, yes,
all by myself? Are you? But then in Henrietta on Saturday,
December thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yes, twelve to four is our second anniversary.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
We're Henrietta two fast yep.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
So we're having our second annual Mary Conniversary party.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Mary cannaversion. What can we get at the Merry Canniversary part?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Canna Claus will be walking around with some goodies.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yes, snoop.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh, it's eer and better it's Rodney. Yes, yes, Rodney,
one of our security guards.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
He's awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
So he'll be.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Walking around.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
From one to three, in and out goodies to the
good little boys and girls twenty one and over.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, we'll have our vendors there doing this.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Outside.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yep, rented the tent. We got two heaters coming. It's
a smaller tent, so the two heaters will heat up
the whole tent.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, we're thinking, and it's gonna smell delicious in there,
and it's gonna be so nice.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yes, we are having a little trouble finding a food truck,
so if anybody out there hit me up.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
MJ A lot of people because of the winter, oh
don't want trucks.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah right, So if.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Anybody otherwise would Palmers, they won't. They won't because of
the weather. Because they set up like a table.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
In that what that crab.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
But we were like that was it one time when
we were in the other building, they had that one
lobster place from Maine and there's like a line.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Around the corner.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Cousins.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oh they're booked up.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, well they're cool. Yeah, they're just a heck of
an opportunity we're talking about. I know, ye, cannabis and
crabs can make a whole separate promotion. You can put
it on the menu, smoke it out of a lobster tail,
exactly what you.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I wish you could make a bullet.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh you good? Oh yeah, I mean it'd be temporary
until you squeeze too hard and crack the shell.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
But I you know, why not have a little lobster
with a joint in his mouth? What are those things? Claws?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
What are they called?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, clause, you could use the clause for that.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yes, that's right, the really big freaking roll. Yeah, these
people are missing out on a huge This is very true.
This is very true, Eric Carman. I don't know how
much of a career Eric Carmon had, but that was
a smash.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
It was a one hit wonder. Probably.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, No, he had hungry Eyes too, didn't he. Well
that no, or that was somebody else?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, that was Eric Carmon. Let's just see, we gotta
check now, great, have you.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Never heard of these people?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Of course not? You're right, Yeah, dirty dancing, hungry eyes.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
He was a two hit wonder.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
But I thought hungry eyes. Why did I think Hungry
Eyes used to sing. I thought I thought it was
so clever and tenth grade in nineteen eighty seven when
this came out, Hungry Thah, I thought I was the
coolest kid. I'm screaming down the hall way.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I never heard that.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Well, now you did. Yeah, he had Hungry Eyes go
all the way. Well that's the raspberry all by myself.
That's the only two. Oh no, wait, I want to
hear it from your This is nineteen eighty five. Let's
just check this out. It's called I want to hear
and I think make me lose control? Do you have

(12:01):
twenty different hits? Here?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Holy cow? I really that was like a deadist office favorite?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
What was uh?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Make me lose control? Turn the radio up?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
That one? That sweet sound man?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hardly close? Never let me go.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Let me say this.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
He's this guy's biggest man.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I heard of them, dude, but now, I mean I've
heard of them.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Here's I want to hear it from your lips? Now here?

Speaker 6 (12:24):
This this?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
What is that? Smn R? That's hard? What is it?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Sm does?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Does that help you sleep?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
That A little A little bit of those that wax
candle stuff you got, like I feel good.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
So Eric Carmon changed his luck completely. He is a rocker. Here,
he's got the hair, he's got a cigarette hanging out
of his mouth. He looked nerdy early on.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, we talked to the consultant.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, I mean it's a completely different look than when
he was all by myself.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh yeah, I can just see somebody lip and like
the really light stonewashed tight jeans like this singing this.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Let me tell you the.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Jean jacket in an eighties movie where that moment where
like the guy and the girl think about kissing and
then they're about to kiss in theo the parrot walks it.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, I'm telling you right now, you're not far off.
I can only see the torso and he's got basically
like a a white T shirt. Yeah right here, right here?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Does he have cigarettes in his pocket?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
No cigarette?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
You put a pack of cigarette hair?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, yeah, this is moll Yeah. I want to hear
from that's right. That's right, bitch, I want to hear
from your lips. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I would have sang different.
That was the rap version I was doing that. Uh yeah,

(14:07):
Eric Carmon, We're gonna play Eric Carmon All lights and
now I'm excited.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Eric Carmon bump Knight, Yeah, because I didn't even know
we need to sing Eric Carmon as Eric Cartman.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
You nabs.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I thought it was I thought the dirty Dancing song. Yeah,
I thought that was Who is the woman that sounded
so much like Rod Stewart? Oh many people got and
that's who I thought sang that song hungry Eyes?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, what you're talking about? I could see it.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Kim Carnes. Yeah, I thought it was Kim Carnes.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
See You've Got Daddy Day.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yes, yeah, And I think Kim Carr I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, who puts lyrics like that in a song? He Kim,
here's a great song for you. Betty Davis Eyes.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't. I don't know it worked. It was a hit.
I liked it. That was like her hit an eight
know this song?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
I okay, So I don't, but I do because remake.
Because are you familiar with Jojo Siwa? Yes, so the
TikTok star previously Dance Mom's Girl, But I guess TikTok
and she was also like no, she TikTok was like her.
She was on Dancing with the Stars, Dance Moms, Dancing

(15:24):
with the Stars Nickelodeon, like a lot of stuff. But
she recently, like this year, did like a Betty Davis
eye cover and it's like horrific.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
So now we have to hear it.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
It's like a very like raspy like scream voice, and
like the music video is like, actually, I only saw
like the clips of it, like on the TikTok because
I was not going out of my way to watch that.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And she she looks crazy too, just just saying jojo. Yeah, yeah,
how old.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Is she now?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Twenty one?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh, this is a citar.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
The hair is how.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Please, she sounds a lot like her.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's karaoke likedy. I like the beat, I just don't
like it.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
That's how the song goes.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, now this has got It's got a better drum beat, right,
like a more of a dance dance beat.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, okay, wait until she starts screaming.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
She starts screaming, I swear, Okay, it's just every girl
I know. I see the leg warmers, precocious.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I just don't like this.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Wow, she sounds iceical.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Dave, that's actually pretty good.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, I thought it was really.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
You guys are old. So I know.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
That I got my AARP card in the mail.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Did I'm still on my assurance?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
So I got the letter in the mail.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Getting ready, I think I I don't think I have
gotten a ARPI stuff obviously, I'm is that.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Like senior citizen stuff?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah? Yeah, I think they try to get you in younger.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah it's fifty.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
They want to know.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
They try to get you in the forties now.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm in my forties and I don't.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I never joined because I was like, I'm not that old,
but I am off my coffee. I am that.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's my husband. A you take an a ARP.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh he does? I love this guy.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I love about the A Yes, I got all the cards.
Oh yeah, something from my.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Com No he is not a consumer my husband.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
No I'm not.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, okay, we are complete opposites.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah. Probably times he does well.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
No, he's done it once. He tried a joint. Then
he had a gummy one.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I've given him some gummies.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Does he have a mustache?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
No, okay, did you have a mustache? You could speak Italian?
I don't know if you know that.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh yeah, all right here that's Jojo siwah, this is
the original.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Tell I guess I haven't heard the original the original?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Give me an education?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Here Abby, you sounds just like they do.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Actually, I'm going to say this, Jojo, I like better
their hands have never I think she's sang we are
the world this Kim kunch? Yeah she did gone here?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Why does she sound?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I don't like the way that sounds.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, well, she had a very raspy voice. I thought
it was Rod Stewart, kid, I really did, because can
you understand.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
What you want?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Something?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
You want? Something even better than that?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
People before, before Rod Stewart was on television, people thought
Rod Stewart was black.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't even know who that is.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, never mind, stop it?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Should I google Betty Davis eyes? Now this is Joe
just Jojo Sewell.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I guess they sound exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Think she actually sounds better. And maybe it's the technology
and that probably maybe, But what a talent is she?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:33):
They also could punch it up in the studio better
than they could perform.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
You don't know any Rod Stewart songs? Yes you do,
I know you do?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Forever Young Stewart.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh yeah, you've heard, you've heard.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
You didn't realize, like you probably went to a dentist
office or something. You've had to hurt him by accident
walking through it.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I have not.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
I don't know any of these.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
All right, what do you if you want my body?
Anythink I'm sexy? I know you've heard that song. She
may not have because that was like yeah, but it's
one of those songs that finds you.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
This is like years ago, aged one pop up, Oh yeah, video.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I really I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
You don't know. All right, Well, let's see if.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Like maybe I could see her not hearing about the faces.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
But how about this? Oh god, he looks good. He
looks what like this picture of him looks he's seventy
years I almost eighty. Well, no, this is like an
older picture. Why does he look like that rock star?
That's his face? What does he look like that? How
he looks? It looks like when.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Forensic analysis make like those Clay faces.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Of How about like when when rot that's drugs, sex,
rock and roll in the seventies and eighties. Well, he
looks like he was Clay was cast this episode by
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We tell Juice that we weren't happy with his picks lately.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I think we need to tell them.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Do we tell him that, Yeah, we weren't happy with
Juice's picks? I have no idea. I'm totally busting your balls.

Speaker 8 (22:53):
By the way, Bill, nobody is more unhappy than me.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Why relax?

Speaker 8 (22:59):
Nine nine winning weeks now four losing weeks?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, But but I don't know what's going on with you.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Hang on, Juice, there's probably no one that's really winning.
This is a very odd NFL season. Did anybody see
the teams that are at the top right now? And
I always if the playoffs, and there's a lot of
football left, so things will change and shuffle. But there's
a chance, and this is the thing, and I heard
this on the ESPN this morning, there's a chance that

(23:26):
for the first time in many, many years, the Kansas
City Chiefs do not make it to the AFC Championship
Game or the playoffs or potentially the playoffs. I'm gonna
think they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Be down two tackles this week and against the Texans,
right you hapened Bills.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
They got a mean defense that Texan and I and
they go, and it's too bad that the Buffalo Bills
or and I forget the other team they were talking about,
aren't able to take advantage of that because they go, look,
Josh Allen is fantastic, but they don't have anybody.

Speaker 9 (24:00):
To throw the ball kills in the ravensdy Like everybody
in AFC is bad right now, except for the Patriots, who,
sorry Kevin, haven't really played anybody but the Bills this
year or.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Maybe the Bucks.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
So I mean, they've had a they've had the easiest
schedule in the NFL this year, and they've won most
games except for the Giants game.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Sorry Juice by like about a score.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, the Giants game was ugly. Juice, Oh my gosh,
that was ugly.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
Giants are Giants are in a bad spot. And you know,
I used to and I still do. I have so
much fun watching the Giants, But man, is it freaking
hard now? You know, it's it's just tough. They are
just bad. They're just a bad football team right now,
and it's not fun.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, I uh, I was surprised at how bad because
I really think Jackson Dark could be something special.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, I really do, still could, still could.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
But you saw ten minutes into that game shot he took.
What I'm saying, he's refusing, he's refusing to slide and
go down his press conference after he says I played
like this my whole life. This is in soccer, this
is football. You get hurt. It happens like he doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
He's the cherem quarterbacks.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
But hang on a second, mister Dart, excuse me, mister
Dart from the back. Uh, that's how you get the
fuck out of the league quickly.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
So the Bills are trying to avoid with Josh Allen.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, and they seem to have they have.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, for the most they trying to coach the cowboy
out of them last couple of year.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
But yeah, he toned it down. Remember though his first
couple of seasons, he was a fucking maniac too.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Come on, the first four seasons so much fun.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
It was so much fun to watch. Uh, Thursday night
game looks pretty good, Juice. I don't know if this
is one of the ones you're picking or not, but
that game coming up, but today's Thursday, when you're listening
to this podcast, potentially, Uh, the Lions and the Dallas Cowboys.
This game is in the Troit Detroit. I feel like,

(26:02):
I feel like this is a playoff game.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Oh yeah, every play every game from here on out
for Detroit is a playoff game. They're literally got their
nose up against the glass.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
And I think and I feel as though for Dallas
it's a playoff game.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, I don't think this is.

Speaker 8 (26:16):
This is an elimination game for both teams.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I believe.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Yeah, loses, and they're trending in different directions, Dallas trending up,
Detroit trending down.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Man, I wanted to ever ever ever thought the Dallas
after the trade, Michael Parsons. I just didn't think this
was Gonna. I didn't think it would go this way,
and they surprised the hell to me. I don't even
know what the record is, but I feel like, in
a sense, the Cowboys are back. I mean, Dak's having
an unbelievable season.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Yeah, it's uh yeah, that's gonna be a great one.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
You know.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
There there's this is judgment week in the NFL. I
mean you got the Ravens, Steelers, Jags, Indie, Packers, Bears. Uh,
all the siding for the division, like there's just every
division is still still up in the air in these
last five weeks.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I would have never thought the Bears would be leading
their division. Yep.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
The NFC North is a complete opposite of what it
was at this point a year ago.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
Yes, oh yeah, yep. Ben Johnson's got that team. Who
I think everybody says Rabel's the coach the year. I
think it's got to Ben Johnson with the.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Bears, right, Although Rabel is very impressive.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Rabel's good to you know, for sure, but I think, uh,
you know, May is better than William. So you know,
I caught you that it's it's more Ben Johnson. But
if you guys, remember I was very bullish on the
Bears my first time coming on here. I told them,
I told you that the Bears were going to be
good this year, and I had them at over eight
wins that they you know that that that bet hit

(27:47):
last week, you know, so that was cool. I got
my first future under the belt, you know, for the season.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
So that was cool.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
But the Bears are good.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, that's impressive. Is the Thursday night game a juice
picker or not?

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Juice stay away?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
A juice to stay away?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Okay, so don't touch?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Is it a three points point? You know why?

Speaker 8 (28:09):
You know why I can't take this game. Dan Campbell
is a fucking lunatic. These fourth down plays I love.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
He has literally put his team, his own team, out
of playoff range because of his decisions.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, but listen, who don't you want to have
faith in your guys? You do?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
But I mean you also have a kicker.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
That good.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
He's pretty good. He had he had two sixty five
yarders in an XTFL game.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I think, uh, maybe that'll that'll change slightly.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
Dude, fourth and five on Thanksgiving he went for it
when they kicked a field goal, and I was like,
you know, I was on the Packers. So that was
the one pet I freaking won on Thanksgiving and he's
kicking it or he's going for it, and I'm like,
are you freaking You know, I loved it. You know
that they didn't get it, but holy shit, I mean,
he's crazy. He's just you know, I just think there's

(29:01):
you know, that's smart to a point, but man, sometimes
you got to just take take the points. You know,
in ten, fifteen, twenty years ago, nobody ever went for it.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
On fourth down forever ever.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
And then you look at the Giants Monday night. Yeah,
they're they're two and ten, it's six minutes left, They're
on their own, like thirty eight yard line.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
And they punted. I was so mad. I was so mad.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
That was that was it? Like, you know, come on,
like that is just insane.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Didn't they go for it at one point too and
didn't make it?

Speaker 8 (29:31):
Yes, yeah, that was earlier in the game.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Okay, I don't remember.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Just poor decision making.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
All right. So some of the games that, I mean,
they are kind of interesting games this week.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Oh yeah, this is great. Great Sunday.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Absolutely, the Seahawks Falcons game could be interesting. But why
don't you tell us where I don't want to get
to Juice's lock of the week.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
We're gonna We're gonna come back. We're gonna come back
to that one. Yeah, And uh, you know when you
talk about this season, what what it just? I think
you mentioned it, uh yesterday, but the parody in the
NFL just how fucking crazy it is.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
It is.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
We remember, Uh, I had the lock that Carolina over
San Francisco and they fucking just completely fucking fell on
their face. And then what did they do last week?
Oh my god, did you win against the fucking Rams?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
The Rams. I didn't see that coming. And Danny said,
I'm not surprised, right, didn't you say?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Because because the Rams had just come off this huge
Sunday night win, everyone's all exciting stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Okay, here comes Carolina.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Right. It was like a perfect like they called a
trap game. They said, there's no such thing as a
trap game. This is a trap game. But I'd expect
Carolina to come out.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Stafford two turnovers all season, he had four in that
game alone.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Usually how it works, you know, you know, he had
I had that VP want to be.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Every bet hit except the fucking Rams money line. All
I needed to do them was win twenty one in Carolina,
beat them at a ten point fucking underdogs. Third time
they've done that this year. You know, unreal?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That s all right, give us? So who else do
you like?

Speaker 8 (31:12):
We're gonna take the Jets. We've been very bullish on
the Jets this year. Jets plus three at home against Miami,
and they're gonna get there first. Which is crazy that
they haven't had an interception yet this year. The Jets
defense hasn't. That's coming this Sunday. Tua is gonna get
picked off. Jets are gonna get their first interception of

(31:33):
this season. I just this is this is a straight
numbers play. Miami shouldn't be favoring any you know, any game,
especially a division game on the road. So we're gonna
take the Jets plus three. That's gonna be our first
pick of the day.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Jets plus three, first pick of the day. All right,
where to next? That's one o'clock game next.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
We're gonna go with who we've been fading the last
few weeks. And I called this his fucking Mascus coming off.
Daniel fucking Johns picked up a pack of cards. I
picked up a pack of cards at the store the
other day and I got this piece of shit in it.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, I
don't have you up on the screw. There we are.

Speaker 8 (32:16):
Rip this fucking Daniel Jones. Fuck you, Daniel Jones. You're
losing this game. You're losing the division. We're going Jags.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Why the hate, Why all the hate?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Daniel's Giants fan? Daniel Jones was a bus.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
Jones is a thief. One good season, we paid him
eighty million dollars. He's a thief, and he's dude, he's
he looked great the first eight weeks or whatever it is,
and he's been terrible since. So we're gonna we're gonna
continue to fade him, and we're gonna take the Jags
at home. Okay, And for the division, he got exposed
by the Chiefs, and the Jags just don't or that indeed,

(32:52):
just does not win in Jacksonville like ever if you
look up the last you know, fifteen twenty years, they
just they just don't win there. So we're gonna take
the Jags. Jonathan Taylor's coming back down to life, you know.
And he was the one that was carrying that team.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
So he was Jaggs.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
All right, another another good one. Uh, Pittsburgh in Baltimore.
It's gonna be a great game. These games are usually
always awesome.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
But I believe I believe what Oh shoot, I muted
at him. You there are we good? Yeah? I bad?
I went to flip over again. Immuted you for a second. Okay,
So let me, Uh is Aaron Rodgers even playing in
this game?

Speaker 8 (33:35):
He's I think he's gonna give it. I think he's
gonna give it a go. He's gonna be we saw,
we saw that Sunday.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
I mean he careful passes though later in the game,
but just keep you just can't feed that big tight
end Washington.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
You Just don't throw to him, right, Who's like Trey
White with the tackle and he's like, I'll just trip you.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Like they call that a business decision. Yeah, gets you here,
just here. Just let me just trip you a little bit.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Like if I look at my website, if I'm if
I'm Rogers, I'm just throwing to Washington the entire game.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Just keep feeding the big guy. It's like it's like
throwing the ball the shack. You know what's going in
the hoop Okay, just get the ball the shack.

Speaker 8 (34:17):
And in those those myths of his he'll he'll catch
that throw it fucking anywhere in his vicinity, and he's
he's getting that ball. But that being said, we're taking
Baltimore minus five and a half.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
They had the extra days to prepare. They're coming off
a five turnover game against Cincinnati Thanksgiving.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
I believe Baltimore get right game for them. I don't think, uh,
they're going to win that division and it starts on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Pittsburgh.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
They're gonna get it back. If Pittsburgh's lost five in
the last seven, they're they're they're trending in the other directional.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Talk, they're cheering Channing and that would be an odd one.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
He's been around forever.

Speaker 8 (34:58):
Yeah, I mean he has, but he's never had a
losing season ever there.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
He's never had a losing season, never had a lose
What have.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
We seen three? No, two coaches in my since I've
been around, I've been around for It's just a well
run organization. They don't they're they're just good.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
In my lifetime, in Billy's lifetime, there was Chuck Knox,
Bill Kauer and Mike Tomlin three coaches since nineteen seventy
three coaches for the Pittsburgh Steelers. They used to be
the lovable losers of the NFL. They couldn't win anything
from thirty three to seventy. All of a sudden, they
win four Super Bowls in the eight in the seventies
and became a dynasty.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
And amazing hot damn man.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
By the way, by the.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Way, the last time they won the or the last
Terry Bradshaw Super Bowl win seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I heard the stat on the radio today. They turned
the ball over sixty times. Sixty times they won a
Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Wait, yes, season in.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
That season, holy shit, sixty times.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
But you know what, but their defense was so amazing.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, I'm starting to think, like back then, they weren't
even calling shit. They calling enough shit. I don't know,
it looks like you got it. This seems unfair all
right where else.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
We got I'm uh, We're going to Arrowhead and we're
gonna take the Chiefs. I love this Sunday night in Arrowhead.
This is another elimination game. Whoever loses this game is
is not making the playoffs because I know that Texans
have it over the Chiefs right now. But with this,
the Chiefs would get the tiebreaker over the Texans. So

(36:28):
this is a huge game and I'll just always always
trust uh Mahomes in this situation. I think they get
it right and I just they're the better team and
you'll see that on Sunday night. The Chiefs are about
to go on a run.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
They may be down two tackles though, so I mean
last time we saw them down to tackles, they lost
the Super Bowl, So I mean it's gonna be tough
that defense. Houston's defense is good, but they are playing
in Arrowhead.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
They are playing Arrowhead, and the Chiefs defense is good too.
I don't I don't see the the Texans are gonna
move that ball. It's gonna be a low that'll be
a low scoring game as well, but I think the
Chiefs are gonna get that done.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
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Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well, I think I think he's probably using the twelve
ounce standard.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Okay, yeah, he's like, who's drinking danity? Moore? I mean
you walk into like and I don't drink, but you
walk into like a Wegman's.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Currently you're not drinking that way? Who's not drinking that
way you drink, don't you man?

Speaker 8 (37:24):
You drink me?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
No, I have wine with the pasta. That's it.

Speaker 8 (37:30):
I swear we we had.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Uh that was the holidays.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Okay, I'm gonna say you're gonna you're gonna have a
glass of bourbon Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
That's different. That's that's the holiday.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
No, that's not the holidays.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Jesus, you drink Birthday.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
It's Jesus Jews that.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
I listened to your show from yesterday and all day
I've been trying to find uh Billy the convict I
think you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Dude.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
I loved that fucking story.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I was. I was.

Speaker 8 (38:02):
I was fascinated by that.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
You didn't remember what it was like. That was a
true story, that was true. That was just see where
I think. I gotta think the guy's dead. I only
because he just lived that life. Although he was healthy,
he was big. He was big, big dude.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
The wise part with the gun though, and Tommy, that's
the best part of the story.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I brought my gun. What are you gonna do with
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I go like this, Tommy has this guy?

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Speaker 1 (40:46):
She will take a thunderstoll.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
This sounds so good. It tore my prep.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Crack the sky.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Let here we go, Here we go, hit it. Heck,
this is this is great? All right, now we can
upgrade for the full song. But hey on, that's one version. Okay, okay, okay,

(41:25):
here's the other version. I don't know what's different about
this one. Now there's less string arrangements in the other
two versions that will try. Here we go. Let's see shoot,
th storm, wild, and wet dude. This could be a

(41:57):
shitty eighties song from a shitty eighties movie.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, this is a I.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Lost seals the knife. Okay, all right, hang on, now
here's another version. Here we go. Let's see what this means.
Oh okay, this is the more emotional with a touch
of drama, piano driven with lust string arrangements. This is
version one version two.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Of his next walk.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
An nice Sky. This is a little different.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, it's not walking it have your shadow. Wow, you
spoke fleeting but left fire.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
The wan piece.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Huh guess So yeah, I was fucking we pulled in
by our tracker beam.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Okay, so that that full version is three minutes in
thirty nine seconds. Here is version two three minutes and
forty nine second. We're not going to play the whole thing,
but here we go very similar. I would assume got
that same piano.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
It goes out to Billy the Convict.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Well, I kind of like the piano driven one. It's
almost like we've got an acoustic, stripped down version. Yeah,
so drip, We've got the other one oh minute.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay, shadow for.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Wonder. Could we take one of these AI songs, transcribe
the lyrics, we send it to somebody going, hey man,
we've got the perfect fucking song for you. See if
we could make some money up yeah right, yeah, who
it'd be great at singing this.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
See your thighs on Sunday football.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
She's so tiny, Yeah, like short, she's very short. That
is fun.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
That is I'm hungry so serious?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I know, you know we we were just looking for
like a Dix joke song because I when I was
a kid and I would hear the song and I
was surprised, did nobody else did this?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
You did it all?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I still do you hungry thighs?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh yeah, did you? Or did you know?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
No hungry thighs. But we would take songs and like rearrangement.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Lyrics, but I was always singing something as edgy dirty
as I could. My little brain could come up with.
Nineteen eighty seven tenth grade hungry thighs was not a
real big stretch. It was kind of a base. But
this is and this is where hungry thighs came from.
And that's why Danny want of those Eric Carmon in

(45:02):
the uh watching the Dirty Dancing I always loved this
part of like we've all had to watch Dirty Dancing.
I don't hate this movie. Another picture talk to I
hate it. But when Patrick Swayze he was banging one
of the dance instructors. She's now helping Jennifer Gray learn

(45:22):
how to dance. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Who's responsible for this girl? I am sir.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Oh yeah, I bet your hung your thighs.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Massas this is this like a Jennifer Lopez person.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh but I mean this doesn't even have like AI
crackle or just that sort of like almost shield. This
is it really tuned up a yeah, wild wild and white,
wild and wide, O wild and wide because she's got
a hungry thigh. Yeah. Oh I wasn't pictured a big wolf.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I'm just I'm just painting a picture.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, I'm just pictured a woman does a lot of squats.
Oh yeah, her ass jack. Well, I was picturing a
big woman, a big girl. Okay, hell could be yeah,
like the East German lifting team.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I steal the Knights.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I think.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Burning fire. This could be about rotten to rouse her
she puts in that leg lock.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Oh yeah, I got a couple of things they need
a bitch about here. What the fuck is going on
in my life?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Boy? Uh that I I have uh Rocket money that
I subscribed to Rocket Money. I'm supposed to help me
track my money, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Not gonna do with forty subscriptions. Die, I got what
what am I gonna do with forty subscriptions? The vibe?
Ye no remember in the office space or the or
Orlando Jones watching, I.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Don't remember, Okay, yeah, the whole point.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
God, yes, yeah, but it's supposed to track all of Yes,
he was hilarious. It was a great interview with Yeah,
but it tracks all your subscriptions you have.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Hey, I got three Roku subscriptions and I can't figure
out how to cancel fucking one. I think one's first.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Don't you just press the button on rocket noosed to
cancel it for you.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
It does in some instances and others you gotta go through.
So now I'm canceling things. I think I'm still paying
for HBO Max, but I'm supposed to get it through Verizon.
I can't figure that out. I got a I got
an app for jameson that I have been trying to
figure out how to drop for over a year. It's
eighteen ninety nine a month. It's called Dribble Up and
it's all these basketball things. I send him a whole
thing when he lived Now bam, I don't think he

(48:11):
ever looked at it. I've been trying to cancel. Finally,
like I see it. So I they say to me,
you have to download the app and sign in. Well,
it's not accepting my sign in. I can't figure out
how I sign in. And now I'm getting inundated with
emails from Dribble Up. But I can't cancel. They're fucking
eighteen nine and it's not it's not eighteen ninety nine.

(48:32):
It's the fact I could care less what it is.
It's the repetitive shit over and over. It adds up.
They're like, you could save over three random month.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
So I had a situation with Roku where I kept
getting the baseball see what, I would get the baseball package,
but I would wait till a month or two into
the season and then get the half price package, right vo. Well, yeah,
because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna watch one hundred
and sixty nine dollars with the baseball Okay, So I
wait for them to like drop the price down to
like sixty.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Bucks or seventy bucks, and then I get it for
the rest of the season. Okay.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
But then if you forget January first, even though baseball
season is still three months away.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Then they renew.

Speaker 8 (49:08):
So you have to go.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So you go to the Roku app.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Well, you have to sign into the website because they
know you're lazy, so they make you go through an
extra step. So you go in front of your computer,
you sign in, and that's you go to Roku and
that's how you cancel Roku stick.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
But I can't find the three fucking rokuts. I don't
know because you don't know the email address or.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Maybe not maybe or the passwords. Wait, wait, that's probably why. Wait.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
I can figure the password out, Okay, I can't figure
out the email addresses okay, but I.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Think I got now that you just said that. I
just thought of an email address that may be attached
to one of these, and then another two not but
I don't know. I have three three Roku subscriptions. That's
that's crazy. Then uh, and then today here's another one. Okay,
And I'm pissed about this because I didn't get to
enjoy this door dash pass. And I'm like, I don't

(49:54):
have door dash jameson, Okay, this is what I thought too,
And he's like, I'm not on your car and I go, no,
you're not, and.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
So I go, Jordan's getting I think so, I think so,
And I'm pissed, Jordash. Isn't that a brand new jeez? Yeah, Jordash.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
So it's the door dash pass And I'm like, but
the DoorDash pass isn't renewing and I'm trying to go
back through and I see it popped up in June
nine ninety nine, but then it was November twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Well, did the credit card expire that it's on That's
probably why. No, okay, no, it's on my bank account.
Oh yeah, you gotta get all that stuff off your
bank account.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Okay, But but here's the thing. So it's on there, right,
but it's on the debit card.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Still, you gotta get that off.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
No shit, So it's not. But I see nine ninety
nine on November twenty. Here's the thing, Like, I am
very on top of my money these days. I don't
know why because I because you have to be. I
never wash huh, I never was.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
But if we learned the first segment, Billy, you want
to try new things, Yes.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Well I am. I've tried a lot of new things,
but I'm like budget it. Yes, I'm like right, but
there's so many things out there. So here's the thing
that these automatic renewal things start to piss me off.
On Oh yeah, you need to give you a better
example of a second. So the nine twenty fourth and
December second. So I keep looking. I am in a
drive through after a private basketball thing for Jamison at

(51:19):
Wendy's because I didn't think I had enough time to
take them for pizza and get over here. So I'm like, look, buddy,
the line at this fucking Weddy's is out and around them.
I know, I don't know if they were.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Having that's usually pretty fast.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, they were fine. So we get the Wendy stuff
and we head home. We get home, I have my
I ordered something for me.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
They they have like heart attack on a plate at Wendy's.
It's like the triple you could get the triple bacon. Shit,
you get the triple triple that it comes with the
side of gout.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yes, I mean, it's like, what the fuck? I had
a snickerdu Doodle frosty.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah, that's just oh my god, you will be in
a coma.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
So I'm like, I just I go, do you have anything?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
They've done studies.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
They find out like the three days of a year
that people die the most art attacks, or the day
they move the clocks ahead, and the two days that
they bring out the are the Wendy specials.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
So the lady at the light Jamison, wants a Biggie bag.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Of course he does.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Well. The Biggi Bag's like, what is it? Five bucks?
You get a chicken sand get.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
A chicken sandwich? I think you get a cheeseburger, fries,
and a drink.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Okay or so, and some are some nuggets. What's going
on with our cameras? We're having all kinds of weird
technical things. Uh, so okay. So he gets the biggie
bag and the woman goes anything else, and I go, yes,
and I go, I gotta get something from me and
she starts laughing, and I said anything that. I go,
do you have any kind of burger that's not gonna

(52:36):
choke my heart? And she starts really laughing, and I go,
cause I see triple, I see double. I I don't
want either one of those. Oh you want a single?
I said, yes, Do you want a meal? I go sure?
So I get the die Coke, I get the fries,
I get that. We drive home. My man grabs the
bag and I go, get your sneakers from basketball, get

(52:57):
your dis schedule.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
We get in into the house and all of a sudden,
he's going in his room and I go, I'm like, well.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Wow, wow, wow, wow, we're not gonna eat as a family.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Oh, he's got his zer budst. He knew I had
to leave, and I had a bunch of a bunch
of Christmas shit showed up and I was trying to
hide that stuff. So I'm like, I go. He goes
to his room and I can hear the door lock.
I not got his door. I go where's my fucking food?
But I had food in there, and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
right right. I go, why don't you come out here
and you I don't want to talk to you? I go, why,

(53:28):
he goes, because you give me you can give me
an attitude. You mean all day you're gonna give.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Me an attitude. Fifteen year old.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Say, give you an attitude. He's like, I just don't
want to deal with this stuff right now. I haven't
had a chance to relax. I just did a hard
work out.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
All I want to do is relax, says a child
to the father who is going to school.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yes, you taking a podcast Justify Danny Testify, Moving.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Buying Christmas Presents. It has seventeen subscriptions to Vibe.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
He's gotta pay for him for Roku accounts, so and
a door day that he doesn't even to get food from.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Look, I may go after these guys to advertise because
I was telling Dan that I'm changing the models.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, we're changing things up the model. We are going
to set the pace.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
But I have him at a basketball clinic school and
he likes the one on one and loves this guy
who's played over in Europe and he's a fantastic human
being and he really does a good job in chambers.
But what I didn't realize was they automatically renew. So
I happened to be up and working on my computer

(54:35):
ding Saturday night at like eleven o'clock and I get
an email that comes in and it goes basketball whatever renews.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
They always send him, like late at night.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah it's one hundred and fifty bucks. Yeah, and I go,
that's fine, I don't care. But I didn't know this
was coming. And we haven't used all one hundred and
fifty of the other and are we going? Are we expiring?
So I say to the guy. And then today the
guy's like, hey, so and so, I said, you want
to talk to me? I go, yeah, I didn't know
this was an automatic renewal. Oh yeah it is. I go,

(55:08):
where does it say that? He goes, well, you like
mumble something. I go, well, that's not fair. But I go,
that's kind of not fair. I said, listen, I'm not
And then I not helping the situation is dad, I
want to keep doing it though I really like it,
we should renew, of course, I go, Okay, the sales picture, yeah,
I go, like you're not fucking out.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I can eat a Wedney's double and driple dribble.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
So I'm like, I go, I go, hang on, hang on.
I say to the guy, look well I already I said,
you renewed, you got your money. I'm fine with that.
That's four more sessions. Okay. It's like okay, and I go,
and we have two left over. So now we have
five left. I said, here's what we're doing. We're going
the next two weeks. Then he's gone for two weeks,

(55:55):
and then we're going to come back January seventh. He'll resume.
And the guy goes, fine. He goes, you didn't get
the email about the renewal. You usually get one one
like the week before it expires. I go, first of all,
I didn't see that fucking email, but I sure saw
the other one. I go, so, well, let me check
the email that I sent it to. I go, no, no, no,
you got the right email mother for her, because you

(56:18):
send me the receipt for what you charged me already.
But if there's this, hey, we're about to renew in
a week, I didn't get that. Yeah, I don't think
there is that email. I don't think there is I
think he was bullshitting me. They do a fantastic job.
That's fine, it's money well invested. I'm okay with that.
But sometimes you just want to have a warning of

(56:39):
what's coming and what's coming, right, do you understand what
I'm saying? Yeah, and this fucking dash pass. I'm paying
twenty dollars for somebody to fucking have food brought to
them because they're too goddamn lazy to get off the
rest and go fucking get it themselves. No, I'm serious,
and that pisses me off because if I do it,
it's my money. I decided to do it. But when
you fucking movech motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Come ah Christmas mother.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
This game is really interesting, Yeah, because both of these
teams are awful at run defense.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Now this is I like, here's the kicker.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
But the Bengals with Joe Burrow in their last eight
games quarterback by Joe Burrow all eight no. Their last
two and a quarter games against the Buffalo Bills, they've
they're two no and then Damar Hamlin died. So with
the Bengals having the lead, Joe Burrow is actually Buffalo
Bill's kryptonite. Doesn't matter if it's in Cincinnati, doesn't matter

(57:34):
if it's in Buffalo. Joey Bose is not gonna play Sunday.
Why hamstring it issue. He's week to week anytime. Sean
McDermot says a players week to week.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
He's out this week, So that's tough. JU says this
game is going to go.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
Over the fifty three and a half point threshold. I
think it's going to be the opposite. I think both
of these teams are going to try to run on
each other because they're both at the bottom of the
of the league in terms of run defense. However, the
Bill's pass defense is getting better, but it's against Joe
Burrow and they got an all star team of receivers,
are running back and now a tight end named Yah
Shabash who's incredible.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
So it's gonna be tough. So here's here's what I
think the Bills need to do.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Win the coin toss, take the ball first and do
what they did against Pittsburgh and just keep Joe Burrow
off the field.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Then, when you're on defense, this is a crazy stat.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Shaq Thompson's older than you and I, but man, when
he's out there on defense playing linebacker, the Bills are
the fourth best defense in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
When he's off the field to the twenty eight Shack Thompson,
I think he's thirty one. But in the NFL, though,
that's like, that's like seventy.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Okay, well what do we call Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
The quarterbacks don't count? Okay, I'm talking about like quarterbacks
say age gracefully. If you're good, they'll protect you. You're fine. Okay.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Now if Shaq Thompson's on the field, they're better off
because he couldn't Peterson.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
This is what Peter said.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
When Shaq Thompson's on the field, he knows where everybody's
supposed to line up. So I'm thinking that's in the
Bills of dead defensive problems is because when they added
Jordan Poyer's like, what are you doing that for? He
knew where to put you know, uh, Cole Bishop in
the defensive backfield.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
He knew where to position everybody.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Trey White's getting better, Max Harrison's not playing as much,
Christian Benford is now following the number one receiver across
the field, playing Manda Man with him. So the defense
is actually getting better. But when Shaq Thompson's down in
the field. The Bolls are the fourth worst defense in
the NFL. When he's on the field of the fourth,
they're as good as the Broncos.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
That's amazing, isn't it. That is amazing.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Joe Marino reported that today on his podcast. I'm like,
good kid, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I would never think like I always thought like you
could add one guy to a basketball team and could change.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
The right course of things. You think about that on offense,
You never think about that on defense.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
I never even thought of it with football, because right,
we did add Josh Allen, right, but it took it
took a great receiver right, right right to come in
and do that.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
So the Bills don't.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
They still don't have those great receivers, which is why
they got to like run the ball on Cincinnati and
Sincean he's gonna try to stuff the box. And I
can't imagine I'm saying this, but it's the truth, because
they have no receivers, get Josh to beat him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
But here's the kicker.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
The Cincinnati Bengals have the worst defense in the NFL
when it comes to throwing at the tight end. If
Dalton Kaid can get on the field, You're gonna see
that guy get throw after throw after throw when they're
not running with Cook or Johnson in the backfield, Bills
have a shot to win, but they got to keep
Joe Burrow off the field. If they can do that,
they can win this game. But it's gonna be tough.

(01:00:22):
It's gonna be real tough like it. But they have
to keep him off the field. And you're not going
up against Aaron Rodgers and a team of beat up
Pittsburgh Steels. You're going up against like an all star
offense here. So it's gonna be a tough, tough game.
But if they can, if they can keep Joe Burrow
off the field, I can't believe I'm saying that with
a Josh Allen led team.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
But he's got no receivers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
He doesn't and that's the problem. And hopefully that's something
that gets addressed in the offseason after they win the Super.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
The AFC is wide open.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I know for Dan Barill, a lot of fun tonight
from Home.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, to cover everything pop people. I forgot they were
even here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
It feels like last weekend cards Juice and Juice, getting
some old radio stories of Juice on and then bitching
about I think. I think it's very relatable.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Juice loves that old show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Yeah, well, it's a great show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Every time I see him. You've talked to Tommy anymore
all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
For Dan Brillo, for Juice Fields, for MJ Dispensary, Michelle
and Abbey. I'm Bill Moran. Will see you tomorrow, Tennessee.
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