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December 3, 2025 113 mins
In this packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes Dan, Michelle from MJ Dispensary, and Abby—now the assistant manager at MJ’s brand-new Spencerport location. The crew breaks down everything happening in the MJ empire, including the grand opening of Spencerport and the two-year cannaversary of the Henrietta store.

While in studio, young Abby gets a crash course in classic music—discovering Rod Stewart for the very first time—and shares a mind-blowing modern cover of a mid-80s hit that sounds almost better than the original. This inspires Bill and Dan to revisit Eric Carmen’s “Hungry Eyes,” which Bill once rewrote as “Hungry Thighs” in 10th grade… leading to the creation of a brand-new AI-generated 80s-style song that absolutely belongs on a retro movie soundtrack.

Bill also reflects on the third anniversary of the podcast, offering some James Cameron–inspired life advice about sticking with what you love. Then he vents about the real-world struggles we all face—like auto-renewing subscriptions, unexpected charges, and someone mysteriously putting a DoorDash Pass on his card.

Sports analyst Juice Fields drops in with his Week 14 NFL picks, including a surprisingly bold Lock of the Week, plus insights on Lions–Cowboys and the Bills vs. Bengals at 1:00 PM Sunday in Buffalo. Dan adds a crucial—and little-known—detail about a Bills player (not named Josh Allen) who might just save the season.

A fun, fast, relatable episode blending comedy, music nostalgia, real-life headaches, and sharp Bills analysis. Enjoy!


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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade
Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship. Our friends from MJ Dispensary,
the ever expanding empire of MJ Dispensary is here, Danny
is here as well. We're going to get into some
football picks tonight. I think that our friend Peter herniated

(00:52):
a disc while watching the last Bills game. I'm not
really sure. Yeah, something like that happened.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
You got a little trouble.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yes, boy. We have Michelle and Abbey from You're right
over there the game. That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's intense. Peter gets pretty intense.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It gets intense, I know. So MJ Dispensary is growing
by what I'll say is leaps and bounds, and I
think that's very exciting. The first legal dispensary in Monroe
County to open up. Correct, Correct, and that's in Henrietta.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Jefferson on Jefferson Road in the in the beautiful Uh
what is that? What does that regional market? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Next to the gluten free bakery.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, it's a gluten coffee shop.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Coffee shop there and you got palmers stop shopping. You
got there's a lot of hidden yeah, glue toad sideries
there and yeah he got.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
The cheesy eddies.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
That's the carrot cake.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Really the right between the god got between that and
the weed. You're not gonna have cataracts at all.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Funny enough I do. It's a coma. Oh oh sorry,
yeah that my eye pressure is great. There's no clock
coma in site for me.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's good. But Abby is now way way way out
and probably what I think is one of the nicest
towns on the West Side. I really do, one of
the nicest villages.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
It's super sweet. I drove through it this morning, like
the snow on the trees. Yes, spencer Port, the village
spencer Boards, very very nice and.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
They've got a nice like almost ay. I would love
to see what they do for Christmas. I'm sure they decorated.
It looks really nice.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
There is I was leaving the other night and I
saw I don't go this way, but it was a
house that had like a bunch of lights and stuff,
so like I might go venture out if I'm out
there when it's dark out again, Oh, I leave a
little early now, so.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
You leave a little early now? Yeah? Yeah, well right now? Yeah,
Well are you you're in you're going to be in
charge out there.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Well, I'm an assistant manager.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Okay, so it's a general manager. There is a GM
out there. Okay, So he all right, well great that
means you can mess up and he takes a blame.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, I'm kidding, but that I think that's exciting. And
then there's also the Honeyoy Falls or Honeywoy.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
So yes, Honeyoy Falls is going to be coming sooners
after the new year, okay, yep. And then also next
year there's another location in the works.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Stop it.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah, I can't say too much, but there is another
place in the works right now for next year, probably
June julyish.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
We're allowed to guess.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
You can try, but I can't say yes or no
to it.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
All right, Well, can I can I give a side
of the river.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I probably don't know much side.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Of the river.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, there's the east side of the west side of
the three one five area.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Oh d, none of the above.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's not as much I can it's not east side,
west side. It's not on the east side or the
west side mood to Dansville. So and then there's all
kinds of big events coming up as well.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Right, Yes, I'll have Abby talk about the spencer Port one,
the grand opening.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yes, so in Spencerport we are currently in our soft open,
so we're open pretty normal hours. But next Friday, on
December twelfth, we are doing our grand opening, ribbon cutting ceremony,
local vendors coming out in the morning to support and.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, we're gonna so it's December twelfth.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Yes, December twelfth, at nine in the morning, we're opening, right,
and then the rest of the days we're gonna be
ten to eight or ten to six on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay, and what what are we going to see at
the grand opening because that's a big deal. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
So right now I'm in contact with some of the
vendors in the store to get them to come and
do pop ups is what we call it. So they
come and display their products.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Come to the MG dispensary pot up. Yeah. So so
to be different products and things and probably specials door prizes.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yes, we're gonna do some like some sort of samples
for the customers, maybe some sort of raffle.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah thing.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, yep, we're gonna be raffling off a electric.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Dab rig an electric dab rig.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
So dabs are concentrates. It's like a wax form and
the electric dab rig is yep, turn it on. It's
kind of like a bonx in the sun.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay, but you turn it on.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
They're chargeable, heats up and then you put that glob
of wax in there and then you just take hits
off of it.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh wow, mobile marijuana. Oh yeah, well, I mean yeah,
isn't it always though?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yes, but this is like really super concentrated. So it's
like really high highs.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh I wanted, want and done or or.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
If you're Michelle, is ten and done?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Whoa my god? Uh yeah, well high tolerance. Yeah yeah,
that's good right whenever, Look here's.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Karen's are going to love that on the west side.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
No matter where you are on the scale. Uh MJ
has something for you, whether it be for pain, whether
it be for I can't think of it it maybe
we talked about creation. Well, recreational for sure.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Right, they even have scales if you want that.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
But you know, if you're dealing with pain and stuff,
I mean, that's one of the best things. If you
have somebody that needs to gain a little weight, right,
you know, get the munchies, that sort of thing. I mean,
it's all there and it comes in all kinds of
wastes for you to ingest it, whether it be gummies.
And what's really cool and what I've learned from you

(07:12):
is how much is from the region. Like how many
businesses there are based around this now that are making
the gummies or are making an accessory to use for marijuana.
Like the guys who go out and find the stones
off Lake Ontario and then they drill this.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Dough, Right, aren't they awesome guys?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I love those guys. I think they're awesome, And just
all these different things and it's become as you always say,
you refer to everybody who comes on the By the way,
check out the MJ Dispensary podcast. There's three episodes up
right now and Michelle hosts that. But everybody that comes
on you you're like family, and there is like this
this bonding and connection. I think it's I think it's

(07:53):
pretty damn good. We are.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
I mean we are like now Abbey's and Spencer part
and I'm like going through Fomo Center.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yeah, it's me and just a couple other people out
there right now. So like the main hub is obviously
still in Henrietta, So just I miss all them over there.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, I'm sure you guys text each other throughout the day,
and so when I have.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
A chance, because I'm so busy because now I don't
have my Abby helping me with everything I was doing.
Abby helped me with events. Yeah, she helped me with bundles,
she helped me with all the pop ups, trainings, and
so now it's just me.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, that's gonna be me too, all a little bit, yes,
all by myself? Are you? But then in Henrietta on Saturday,
December thirteenth.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yes, twelve to four is our second anniversary.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
We're Henrietta two fast yep. So we're having our second
annual Mary Conniversary party.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Mary cannaversion. What can we get at the Merry Canniversary part?

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Canna Claus will be walking around with some goodies.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yes, snoop.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Oh, it's eer and better it's Rodney. Yes, yes, Rodney,
one of our security guards.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
He's awesome.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
So he'll be.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Walking around from one to three, in and out goodies
to the good little boys and girls twenty one and over. Okay,
we'll have our vendors there doing this.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Outside.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yep, rented the tent. We got two heaters coming. It's
a smaller tent, so the two heaters will heat up
the whole tent.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, we're thinking, and it's gonna smell delicious in there,
and it's gonna be so nice.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yes, we are having a little trouble finding a food truck,
so if anybody out there hit me up. MJ A
lot of people because of the winter, oh don't want trucks.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah right, So if.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Anybody otherwise would Palmers, they won't. They won't because of
the weather. Because they set up like a table.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
In that what that crab.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
But we were like that was it one time when
we were in the other building, they had that one
lobster place from Maine and there's like a line.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Around the corner.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Cousins.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh they're booked up.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, well they're cool.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, they're just a heck of an opportunity we're talking about.
I know, ye, cannabis and crabs can make a whole
separate promotion.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
You can put it on the menu, smoke it out
of a lobster tail, exactly what you.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
I wish you could make a bullet.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh you good? Oh yeah, I mean it'd be temporary
until you squeeze too hard and crack the shell.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
But I you know, why not have a little lobster
with a joint in his mouth? What are those things? Claws?
What are they called?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah, clause, you could use the clause for that.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yes, that's right, the really big freaking roll. Yeah, these
people are missing out on a huge This is very true.
This is very true. What else has happened there? So
you got cannon clause? You're going to be taking another
episode of podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yes, I will be with my producer Bill Moran, and
let's see the vendors. We get the big huge wheel.
Now that lights up? I mean how big as this wheel?
It's one hundred pound wheel?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
That the one from the price is right.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
We tried to get that, but it was to bid.
We had nowhere to store it. What else we got
our DJ DJ logic.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yep, logic. The guy who's usually there.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yes, he was at our Halloween event back in October.
He was at four to twenty event. Also, let's see
what else do we have going on games. I have
another game that we'll be doing. It's just a little
game where it's like a little cup with tissue paper on.
You just pick one, punch it and get a prize inside.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Okay, pretty easy. Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
I like that because everybody who shops it MJ's a winner.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
And let me why not go to MJ dispensary for
some gifts? Right?

Speaker 5 (12:04):
We have gift cards also gift cards and make great
stocking stack.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I was gonna say, so would a gift card and
a little tin of gummies.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Or a gift card and even a lighter lighter gift
card joint lighter.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Done and done pre rolls. Yeah? Yeah, I think that
this has got to be for you guys, because it's
kind of new territory still. I mean, I know that
you're in two years in you figured out the business
you have and I don't know there are other dispensaries
and things, but the way that the operation for MJ
runs and I I hope I don't get in trouble

(12:42):
for this, but I'll say I give a lot of
credit to you because and that and not. I certainly
don't want to take away from Ryan. Ryan's doing a
lot of the big picture stuff, but the making sure
that everybody's trained, that everybody knows what they're doing, handling
everything from HR to events. In two years, you guys
have really made I think a great impression. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
And with the leadership like Ryan and Mila directed me.
I've never been in an HR role, so you know,
they gave me a lot of direction. And Nick the
GM him and I came from the before we even opened.
Him and I started the summer before we opened, and
we just put our heart and soul into it and
still do to this day.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's a it's a business, and it's a well run
with people who know what they're talking about. You go
in there and the events are fun. There's always a
lot of energy. I like it too, because your husband
comes out and then you're not you're not You're not.
This this is for you, use you, that's right, This

(13:51):
is for you, Michelle. Now that you're that was just
for fun. Now that you're all by yourself, and Henrietta.
Those dude's a gun. That's right?

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Who is she?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Abby?

Speaker 5 (14:02):
I miss you too.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I think you should make this your ringtone for one, Abby.
But we just got to get to like the hook, Yeah,
just the hook of We'll get there.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
I'm going to take a picture of me at my
desk this week and put it on Instagram with that
part going on it. Yes, perfect, with a picture of
Abby in my hand. Here it is.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Who is this? Eric Carmon?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Holy cows by himself?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Eric Carmon.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Oh my god, there said Eric Cartman.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Me too, that Eric Carmon. I don't know how much
of a career Eric Carmon had, but that was us.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
It was a one hit wonder probably Well, no, he
had Hungry Eyes too, didn't he? Well that no, or
that was somebody else?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, that was Eric Carmen. Let's just see, we gotta
check now. Great, have you never heard of these people?
Of course not? You're right, Yeah, dirty dancing, hungry Eyes.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
He was a two hit wonder.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
But I thought hungry Eyes. Why did I think Hungry
Eyes used to sing? I thought I thought it was
so clever and tenth grade. In nineteen eighty seven, when
this came out hungry Thiah. I thought I was the
coolest kid. I'm screaming down the hall way.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
I never heard that.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well now you did. Yeah he had hungry eyes go
all the way. Well that's the Raspberry all by myself.
That's the only two. Oh no, wait, I want to
hear it from your This is nineteen eighty five. Let's
just check this out. It's called I want to hear
and I think make me lose control? Do you have

(15:55):
twenty different hits here?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Holy cow? I really that was like a dentist office favorite.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
What was uh?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Make me lose control?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Turn the radio up that one? That sweet sound man
heard me close? Never let me go.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Let me say this.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
He's this guy's biggest man.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I want them, dude, but now, I mean I've heard
of them.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Here's I want to hear it from your lips? Now here?

Speaker 7 (16:19):
This this?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
What is that smn R? That's hard? What is it?
Sm Does that help you sleep? No?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
That A little a little bit of those that wax
candle stuff you get like, I feel good?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
So Eric Carmon changed his luck completely. He is a
rocker here, he's got the hair, he's got a cigarette
hanging out of his mouth. He looked nerdy early on.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, we talked to the consultant.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, I mean it's a completely different look than when
he was all by myself.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Oh yeah, I just just see somebody lip in like
the really light stonewashed tight jeans like this, singing this.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Let me tell you in the.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Jean jacket in an eighties movie where that moment where
like the guy and the girl think about kissing and
then they're about to kiss.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Into the parrot walks. Oh, I'm telling you right now,
you're not far off. I can only see the tor
show and he's got basically like.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
A a white T shirt.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah right here does he have cigarettes in his pocket?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
No cigarette his mouth? You put a pack of cigarette hair? Yeah, yeah,
this is moll Yeah. I want to hear from you.
That's right. That's right, bitch, you want to hear from
your lips. Sorry sorry, sorry sorry I would have sang different.

(17:55):
That was the rap version I was doing that. Uh yeah,
Eric Carmon. We're gonna play Eric Carmon All lights and now.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I'm excited Eric Carmon bump knight.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, because I didn't even know we need to sing
Eric Carmon as Eric Cartman.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
You names. I thought it was. I thought the dirty
dancing song. Yeah, I thought that was. Who is the
woman that sounded so much like Rod Stewart? Oh many
people got and that's who I thought singing that song
hungry Eyes?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, what you're talking about?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I could see it.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Kim Carnes. Yeah, I thought it was Kim Carnes.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
See you've got Beatty Day.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yes, yeah, And I think Kim Carr. I don't even know. Yeah,
who puts lyrics.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Like that in a song?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Here, Kim, here's a great song for you. Betty Davis Eyes,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I don't know it worked. It was a hit. I
liked it.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
That was like her big hit in a then eight You.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Even know this song?

Speaker 6 (18:56):
I okay, So I don't, but I do because remake.
Because are you familiar with Jojo Siwa?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yes, so the TikTok star previously.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Dance Mom's Girl, but I guess TikTok and she was
also like no she TikTok was like her. She was
on Dancing with the Stars, Dance Moms, Dancing with the Stars, Nickelodeon,
like a lot of stuff. But she recently, like last year,
did like a Betty Davis Eyes cover.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
And it's like horrific, so now we have to hear it.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
It's like a very like raspy like scream voice, and
like the music video is like actually, I only saw
like the clips of it, like on the TikTok because
I was not going out of my way to watch that.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
And she looks crazy too.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Just just saying jojo. Yeah, yeah, how old is she now?

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Twenty one? Probably?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh, this is a sitar.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Please.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
She sounds a lot like HER's karaoke.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I like the day.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I like the beat, I just don't like it.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
That's how the song goes.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, now this has got It's got a better drum beat, right,
like a more of a dance dance beat.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah, okay, wait until she starts screaming.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
She starts screaming. I swear, Okay, this is every girl
I knew my life.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I can see the legs, precocious.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I just don't like.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Wow, she sounds identical, Dave.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That's actually pretty good.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah I thought it was really.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
I don't I get you guys are old, so I know.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah that I got my AARP card in the mail.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Did I'm still on my assurance?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
So I got the letter in the mail getting ready,
I think I.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
I don't think I have gotten ARP stuff obviously, I'm
is that.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Like senior citizen stuff?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah? Yeahoun I think they try to get you in younger.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah it's fifty.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
They want to know. They try to get you in
the forties now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm in my forties and I don't.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I never joined because I was like, I'm not that old.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
But I am off the coffee.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I am that.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
That's my husband. He you take an AARP?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Oh he does? I love this guy?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I love about the A.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yes, I got all the cards. Oh yeah, something from
my coma.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
No, he is not a consumer my husband.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
No I'm not.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, okay, we are complete opposites.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah. Probably times he does well.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
No, he's done it once. He tried some a joint.
Then he had a gummy one.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I've given him some gummies. Bo.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Does he have a mustache? No, No, okay, you have
a mustache.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
You could speak Italian.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I don't know if you know that.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Oh yeah, all right here that's Jojo siwah. This is
the original.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
I guess I haven't heard the original.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
The original. You give me an education here, Abby sounds
just like they do actually, I gotta say this, Jojo,
I like.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Better their hands have never I think she's sang we
are the world this Kim kunch, Yeah she didne here.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Yeah, why does she sound? I don't like the way
that it sounds.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, well she had a very raspy voice. I thought
it was Rod Stewart kid. I really did it, because
it can you understand what you want?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Something you want something even better than that.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
People before, before Rod Stewart was on television, people thought
Rod Stewart was black.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I don't even know who that is. Okay, never mind,
stop it should I google Betty Davis eyes. Now this
is Joe, just j.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I guess they sound exactly.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
She actually sounds better. And maybe it's the technology and
that probably, But what a talent is she?

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
They also could punch it up in the studio better
than they could perform.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
You don't know any Rod Stewart songs? Yes you do,
I know you do?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Forever Young Stewart.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh yeah, you've heard, You've heard.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
You didn't realize, like you probably went to a dentist
office or something. You've had to hurt him by accident
walking through it.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
I have not.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
I don't know any of these.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
All right, if you want my body anythink I'm sexy?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
I know you've heard that song.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
She may not have because that was like yeah, but
it's one of those stores that finds you.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
This is like years ago, aged one pop up.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Oh yeah, videos, I really, I don't know. You don't know.
All right, Well let's see like.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Maybe I could see her not hearing about the faces.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
But how about this? Oh god, he looks good. He
looks what like this picture of him looks he's seventy
years I was almost eighty. Well, no, this is like
an older picture.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Why does he look like that?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
That was Rock Stewart, that's his face. What does he
look like that?

Speaker 5 (24:36):
How he looks?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
It looks like when.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
Forensic analysis make like those clay faces.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Of How about like when when rotten that's drugs, sex
and rock and roll in the seventies and eighties.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
Well, he looks like he was was cast last mold.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
You want to hear one better?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
The nearly he married a swimsuit model named Rachel Hunter,
who was eighteen or nineteen.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
He was like in his late forties.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, and at their wedding people said, oh, she's gonna
leave him some day at the wedding, they.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Said, he's she didn't so she did. She stayed with him.
I thought he left.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, she left him, okay, but it was after like yeah, yeah,
but they had a good run.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Twenty year Yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
He's gross.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
What why what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Okay, what's gross?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Old man with young woman?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
And eight is eighteen year old with.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
A forty year old man?

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Yeah, twenty two years Yeah, that's that. Like sorry, what, Well,
it's like Anna Nicole Smith with that money job.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
God, yeah, well I understand why she did that.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, that's for cash for money. Yeah, and every once
in a while she had to play with a slim
Jym j Howard.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Marshall like she she was the like he was the
victim in that situation. Like she okay, Okay, I like
the way you think, well, because she wanted them, but
I would like she wanted the money. Oh yeah, so
like sometimes like she just had to do that, I.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Think, Uh, I mean sometimes you just gotta do that.
Isn't she dead? Now? Okay? She was twenty one. Okay,
she was twenty one years old when she met Rod Stewart.
They met in nineteen ninety at Los Angeles like club,
he was forty five, but she was twenty one, not
much older nineteen Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Wait, she was twenty one and he was forty what
forty forty five? Forty five? That's so that's twenty four
years difference.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah wow, oh I yeah, twenty five.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
That man was drinking in a bar before she was
even born.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah. Rod Stewart admits the twenty four year age gap
difference led to the split with his wife. I mean,
what do you talk about. It's like it would be
like you go out with me. I mean, not that
that's gonna happen, but say it was in.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Box today Rod Stewart, who's Rod Seer seeing.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Me up from daycare?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Sinbad used to have this joke about like middle aged
black dudes dating chicks.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
At the club.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
She makes me feel young, she makes me feel young,
she makes you look stupid. What are you talking about?
What day clad?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah? I mean okay, So they went eighteen years of marriage,
oh wow. Yeah uh, and they had like a family
and they were together, they did everything like together. She
was very pretty and they both grew into looking like
old women. Yeah, even rotten. No, she still looks good.

(27:40):
That's not nice to say. Uh, they had a bunch
of kids together and uh yeah Rod was like a
I thought a soccer player.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Oh yeah, he played professional soccer.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
In fact, they shows he used to like kick the
ball around the audience. Yes, and somebody got hurt. Yeah,
it sued him and so he had a stock kicking
the ball. But yeah, he was really really good.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
I know, why are we always well, that's why we
can't have nice things.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
This is exactly why we can't have nice things. Uh
MJ Dispensary. I'm so happy to see you because it's
been a while.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
It has what Halloween, I know and a half ago.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I know all your holiday is named after. Yes, yeah,
that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
What was Thanksgiving?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
We didn't have one then, but we did have because
you know how there's Black Friday. Yeah, we did a
huge Black Friday thing. But Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving,
is a cannabis holiday. It's called Green Wednesday. So we
did a pop ups all day and yeah, and Black
Friday we had a line at quarter after six in

(28:40):
the morning store yep, because we gave away one hundred
gift bags.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Oh hey now yeah yep, So yeah, we got out
about that.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
It's one of my boy wife got up so early.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Choking, I'm choking.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yes, she was the first one.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
This guy was having kids at sixty years old.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yes, this like just research Wikipedia, anchor.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I get on Google so.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Bad, Like Abby, Have you ever heard of a guy
named Larry King? Oh? My god, I think seven talk
show on CNN.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Buffalo, New York. You're Bill Moran, Go ahead, Geico.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
No, what was it?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Welch's purple grape juice?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Okay, yes, below, But what was the garlic? Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, garlic? It helps me stay over eighty?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Have a lot of kids. He was seventy something great.
I think when he had two kidkins, I think I
thought there were two boys.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Like, Okay, they were young though, Yes, they were young.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
But then he sent one of the kids.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Why does it say one of his kids die?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
They did an older kid though, Oh, but I think
they sent like he had a fifteen year old son. Okay,
he's in his He might be knocking on eighty at
the time. I don't know how old he was when
he died. They he had the kid, moved to Florida
to play at an elite baseball at an elite school,
and he lived with Larry's son who was thirty five,

(29:58):
Like that possibly could be that kid's real dad.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I think it's go hang out with your brother?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, Like, how fucked up is that? You know what
I mean? Like men could procreate forever and ever and ever.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, you know who's the other guy?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Do you have pills for that too?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I'm done?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
What to stop procreating?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
To help procreate, like to help get you you know, yeah,
you can produce the stuff, but you can't necessarily like
get the you know, the crank work.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
They got stuff like an natural viagra.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Right, yeah, you guys do that.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, Okay, there.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Are strains out there that are afrojeasy.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, oh damn arousal Yeah, I have with float it
out that way and she just goes.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Did I get growing up with two older brothers?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Or sometimes sometimes my favorite is like we'll move on
to something and she'll start laughing. What that was so funny?
It was like later like, yeah, no, not ten minutes,
It's never that long. It's ever that long. So December
twelfth for Spencer Port.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Yes, it's a big day for you grand opening.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yes, uh, where what's the can you give the location? Yes?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Yes, I was gonna say that too. So we're in
like right in the village. It's three seventy seven South
Union Street, Okay, and we're in like a little plaza
building and you just go straight down the hall and
then we're in like a kind of sweet thing.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
So the easy way I tell people, if you know
where the old Halling Conda was in Spencer Port, right
across the street.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Okay, the old condo, yep. And then on December thirteenth,
very next day, yes, in.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
The Henrietta Store on Jefferson Road. Is our canniversary from
twelve to.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Four, twelve to four, and we'll be doing another podcast
out there. We will, and you can come meet the
vendors and blue toed Sidery. You'll be on Canna Claus. Oh,
I love it. Can he does? He does canon clause
like Santa Claus. Check it, have a naughty and nice
list and check it twice.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Knowing our Canta clause, he probably does.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
And it's probably mostly naughty.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong with that.
All right, Well, will we will take a moment. I
think we're right up to the is juice. We think
seven o'clock, all right, we get we're getting there, but
we'll have to come back with some more Eric Carmen.
I'm excited about the Eric Carmen. I did not. I
don't know why. I thought that was always Kim Gordon's.

(32:38):
That's saying that song.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh, I could see why. I could see what you think.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I don't think I ever. I don't think that's the
song I ever played on the radio. I did mostly
classic rock. I could see him being playing on warm,
but I never did, never did. All right, we'll take
him Ama.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
We never talk over your favorite song. Here's one from
Dirty Dancing.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
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Answer all right. By this point, Eric Carmon looks like

(34:54):
Eddie Money, Like I would think looking at it, it
was Eddie Money back in the eighties, because you know,
Eddie used to show up at the radio station all
the time and he would always pull me in the
corderoy Billy Billy, and we tell you this terrible off
color joke about something, and it was like I used
to call him, I used to call hi uncle Eddie.

(35:16):
He looks just like anybody there. It is second. Yeah, baby,
never let me go, Eric Carmen. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
It seems like every song from the eighties still felt
like it was part of a John Hughes movie or
something like that.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Wow, yeah, because they Yeah, I don't we get.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
So many, but like every eighties movie had like I
don't know what it is, but there was always some
high point in the hero one the guy got the girl.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah, you know, there was always had a happy ending.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Did you get to the nineties where not only did
you get the bad guy winning, but like you didn't
even get an ending sometimes or the ending was tricky
or it was like pulp fiction, completely out of order.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Out of order?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Okay, so what happened?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
So somebody, I think somebody went through pulp fiction and
put it in order.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Oh did you watch it in order?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's like, okay, that's it, We're done. Oh okay, you
have to watch it out of order for it to
make sense. I know it sounds weird because if you watch.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
It in order, I should go back and watch it.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
If you watch it in order, what's his name, Chod
Travolta's character dies, and that's it.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
That's the movie.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
It was the I just remember being so violent in
the beginning, like they're cleaning their brains up and go yeah.
But it was funny. It was done in that ironic,
funny way, right, So then that makes it a little different.
I don't know. The whole thing is crazy. Uh, we're
coming up on I'm debating what to do for this

(36:58):
because I have the easy week, and I will say
this the podcast. There's gonna be things that just as
part of evolution that will change. But we're this is
the third year we're entering. Yes, December fifth will be
the third. We launched it from my dining room table
and now we are in our second studio.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
December fifth, twenty twenty two, a day that will live
an infamy.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, And I all, I probably come in here and
I'll say something really sappy. It'll just be one of
these solo ones that I do. But I can't thank
everybody for all the listeners and the participation and this stuff.
And I will say that we'll get to jus in

(37:44):
just a second year. But I will say that you
gotta do things that you don't know how to do.
And and it was funny because I caught this thing
and I talked about it on a previous podcast this week,
but I caught the CBS Sunday Morning Show. I really
enjoyed that once in a while. And they do great interviews,

(38:07):
and I like when they do sort of celebrity interviews
or some different things. They even at Dave Portnoy. They
did a great piece with Dave Portnoy.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
And they do do good interviews.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
They do it they always make it like CBS Sunday
Morning has now become what sixty Minutes was when they
were respected before they became shills, like sixty Minutes like like,
but CBS Sunday Morning actually has decent interviews.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, no, I yeah, I don't know. I haven't really
watched sixty minutes, so I can't say sixty minute.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Says big.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I hate saying this, but sixty minutes has become a
like a left wing propaganda magazine. Sixty But but CBS
This Morning actually does Sunday Morning Sunday Morning because they
they're not out there with an agenda, They're just talking
to people.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, and it was interesting. So they did one with
uh God, why I'm I'm all over the place today?
The creator that who who did the Titanic? Oh, James Cameron,
James Cameron, thank you. So James Cameron talked about how
he couldn't afford to go to school and then he

(39:08):
was a truck driver or like sort of out of
high school or whatever. Came from a pretty big family.
I think dad was a truck driver. So he's driving
truck and then he would go to the USC library
and into the annals and he would read everything he
could on lighting, production sets, makeup all this stuff, editing everything,

(39:31):
and then he would go and he said, this is
funny because it's really kind of an old term. Now
I would make xerox copies he said, I had three
full binders that were really a graduate course in film production.
And he said, I was self taught. So then he
gets a job at a production company and he just

(39:53):
starts working his way up. But he had all the knowledge,
so he knew what he was doing and he kind
of ascended quickly. And then it was he he co
wrote Terminator and figured out how to do that or more.
I mean that was really puppetry back then. Yeah, and
from there and then what he said was like with
Avatar and stuff. He goes, yeah, I I I hope

(40:14):
when I'm in my eighties and I have an oxygen
tube up my nose and I don't know how old
James Cameron is because he can't. I gotta he's gotta
be up there. He's gotta be damn closed. He said, Uh,
I hope I'm still doing the things I don't know
how to do. That's a brilliant you know what I'm saying.
And that's why I went, Yeah, you gotta do things
you don't know how to do, no matter what anybody says, Like,

(40:38):
you know, I was just thinking of the podcast and
we could say, oh, people will say I just know,
like even my old man when he was alive, said
to me, I didn't think this is gonna work. I
didn't think he goes, you know, a year.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
So I know other people who said the same thing.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Well, I'm not here to no, no, no, I'm saying, look, dude,
I'll tell you this. How any podcasts start and don't. Okay,
But I'm not trying to pick I'm just saying, like,
it's not easy. No, it's not an easy it's not
an easy way to make money in the beginning and
all that, and it's flexible.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
There's a guy we've had on this show, Eric Bischoff,
who ran WCW Beat the WWE for eighty six weeks
and he had a podcast that failed, and then he
got in touch with Conrad Thompson, who's the godfather of
wrestling podcast and then the podcast works. Sometimes it's the
right people too.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yes, yeah, you know, apparently we don't have the right
but no, no, no, no, no. I think everything has
been fantastic. It's growing, it's been a lot of fun,
and I think we'll see some really cool things happening
in twenty twenty six. Absolutely, for some whatever reason, I'm
all fired up again, not sleeping a whole lot, but

(41:50):
certainly you know Adderall getting it done baby.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Next next year will be doing live live ads for Pfizer.
I mean, talk to your doctor about ADDERL. Hi Bill
Moran here. I've gotten a master's degree, I put together
a podcast, I'm selling ads, making videos, and I don't
even sleep anymore. And I'm raised like a sixteen year
old kid.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
How with adderall?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
The sixteen? And then we really quickly read the side effects.
I'm sure there are side effects. I don't I don't
even know. I don't even know, and but I do notice,
like I was starting to think of a lot of things,
and I know Juice is sitting there, so I hope
he doesn't mind. But I was thinking, and I'm going

(42:37):
to start saying this more on the podcast I started
to think about and I don't know why to hit me,
I must have read it, because it can't. I don't
believe that this is an original thought. And I hate
when people try to pass off something that you know,
you find out later on and you go, oh, that
fucking guy. I thought he came up with that, But
it was more in the counseling world, artistic. It's it's

(42:59):
great advice. For everybody that when you are criticizing somebody,
and you can do it kind of kindly, but when
you tell someone the truth. And I don't know if
this goes for does my ass look fat in these
genes or not? But when you tell the truth, it's
for them. When you add niceties, it's for you. You

(43:24):
understand what I'm saying, because it takes a lot to
tell somebody something sometimes, but if you can do it
in the right way and the kind way. And I
think sometimes with like the podcast and stuff, And the
only reason I thought of this was I had to
write a reflection paper on my We had to do
counseling sessions, like first semester. You're thrown right into these
labs and you got to sit across from somebody and

(43:46):
then they film it, and then they come in and
they critique you how you did, and there's a way
they want you to do it. And the first time
I was like, after twenty minutes, it probably felt like
a natural conclusion. But we had to go forty And
I got a radio clock in my head, and I
know when forty minutes is up, I could do forty
minutes anywhere, stage, radio, whatever, So I just kept going

(44:08):
and going and going, and I'm filling time, and she
came in and kind of went, why did you do that?
And then the next time I just started talking and
I basically did an interview with the girl, and then
they come and she says that, and then the last
time it was very different, and then we're happy. And
I think that if we can, if you can hear
criticism and take it to heart to make whatever you're

(44:31):
doing better, make yourself better, you're going to get a
lot further in life. And if it's somebody who's really
being honest with you, not going you fucking ass while
you fuck this up again, got it. It's basically saying, hey,
you know I'm hearing this stuff, or you're at work,
you're doing this, You may want to try it this way.

(44:51):
Take that advice. Take it because they're doing it for you.
It's when they say, I don't worry about it, you're
doing fine, you're doing fine.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Don't want hurt your feelings.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
But and that's for them, right, not you, for you, right,
And that's my point.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
They think it's for you, but it's not. I'd rather
have my feelings hurt and be told the truth that
be comforted.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
By a lie.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I would say that, which, by the way, is the
whole point of the Bible, I think, I think, is
it yeah, to tell you the truth?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Tell you the truth, don't be comforted with the lie.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Ye, here's the truth. I think that a lot of
times in relationships and stuff, we do that, right. You know,
someone doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Sometimes want to,
you know, tell you something and then and that's it.
Do we tell Juice that we weren't happy.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
With his pick l I think we need to tell them.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Do we tell him that, yeah, we weren't happy with
Juice's picks? I have no idea. I'm totally busting your balls,
by the way.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
That nobody is more unhappy than me.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Why relax?

Speaker 7 (45:45):
Not nine nine winning weeks now four losing weeks?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Okay, but but I don't know what's going on with you.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Hang on, Juice. There's probably no one that's really winning.
This is a very odd NFL season. Did anybody see
the teams that are at the top right now? And
I always if the playoffs and there's a lot of
football left, so things will change and shuffle. But there's
a chance, and this is the thing and I heard
this on the ESPN this morning. There's a chance that

(46:13):
for the first time in many, many years, the Kansas
City Chiefs do not make it to the AFC Championship
game or the playoffs or potentially the playoffs. I'm gonna
think they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Be down two tackles this week and against the Texans.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Right and you saw what happened at the Bills. They
got a mean defense that Texan and I and they go,
and it's too bad that the Buffalo Bills or and
I forget the other team they were talking about, aren't
able to take advantage of that because they go, Look,
Josh Allen is fantastic, but they don't have anybody to

(46:46):
throw the ball.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Bills in the Ravens, Like everybody in AFC is bad
right now, except for the Patriots, who, sorry Kevin, haven't
really played anybody but the Bills this year or maybe
the Bucks. So I mean, they've had a they've had
the easiest schedule in the NFL this year, and they've
won most games except for the Giants game.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Sorry, Juice, by like about a score.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, the Giants game was ugly, Juice, Oh my gosh,
that was ugly.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Giants are. Giants are in a bad spot. And you know,
I used to and I still do. I have so
much fun watching the Giants, But man, is it freaking
hard now? You know, it's it's just tough. They are
just bad. They're just a bad football team right now,
and it's not fun.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yeah. I uh, I was surprised at how bad because
I really think Jackson Dark could be something special. Yeah,
I really do.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Still could.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
He still could.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
But you saw ten minutes into that game shot he took.
What I'm saying, he's refusing, he's refusing to slide and
go down his press conference after he says I played
like this my whole life. This isn't soccer, this is football.
You get hurt. It happens like he doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
He's there.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Quarterbacks, you hang on a second, mister Dart, excuse me,
mister Dart from the back. Uh, that's how you get
the fuck out of the league quickly.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
So the Bills are trying to avoid with Josh Allen.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, and they seem to have they have yeah for
the moment.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
They're trying to coach the cowboy out of them last
couple of years.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
But yeah, he toned it down. Remember though his first
couple of seasons, he was a fucking maniac to come on.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
First four seasons so much fun, It was so much
fun to watch. Uh, Thursday Nights game looks pretty good, Juice.
I don't know if this is one of the ones
you're picking or not, but that game coming up. But
today's Thursday, when you're listening to this podcast, potentially, Uh,
the Lions and the Dallas Cowboys. This game is in Detroit, Detroit.

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I feel like I feel like this is a playoff game.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Oh yeah, every play every game from here on out
for Detroit is a playoff game. They're literally got their
nose up against the glass.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
And I think and I feel as though for Alice
it's a playoff game.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yes, I don't think this is.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
This is an elimination game for both teams. I believe. Yeah, loses,
and they're trending in different directions. Dallas trending up, Detroit
trending down.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Man, I would not ever, ever, ever thought the Dallas
after the trade, Michael Parsons. I just didn't think this
was gonna I didn't think it would go this way,
and they surprised the hell to me. I don't even
know what the record is, but I feel like, in
a sense, the Cowboys are back. I mean, Dak's having
an unbelievable season.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
Yeah, it's uh yeah, that's gonna be a great one.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
You know.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
There there's this is judgment week in the NFL. I mean,
you got the Ravens, Steelers, Jags, Indie, Packers, Bears, uh
all deciding for the division. Like there's just every division
is still still up in the air in these last
five weeks.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I would have never thought the Bears would be leading
their division. Yep.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
The NFC North is a complete opposite of what it
was at this point of Europe.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Yes, oh yeah, yep. Ben Johnson's got that team. Who
I think everybody says Rabels the coach of the year.
I think it's got to be Ben Johnson with.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
The Bears, right, Although Rabel is very impressive.

Speaker 7 (50:12):
Rabel's good to you know, for sure, but I think, uh,
you know, May is better than William. So you know,
I caught you that it's it's more Ben Johnson. But
if you guys remember I was very bullish on the
Bears my first time coming on here. I told them,
I told you that the Bears were going to be
good this year. And I had them at over eight
wins that they you know that that that bet hit

(50:33):
last week, you know, so that was cool. I got
my first future under the belt, you know, for the season.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
So that was cool.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
But the Bears are good.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, that's impressive. Is the Thursday night game a juice
pick or not? Juice?

Speaker 7 (50:50):
Stay away?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Yepe stay away?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
So don't touch?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Is it a three point point?

Speaker 7 (50:55):
You know why? You know why I can't take this game.
Dan Campbell is a fucking lunatic. These fourth down plays, you.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Never know what. I love it.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I know he has literally put his team, his own
team out of playoff range because of his decisions.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
All right, but listen, who don't you want to have
faith in your guys.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
You do, But I mean you also have a kicker.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
He's not that good.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
He's pretty good. He had he had two sixty five
yarders in a NEXTFL game.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I think, uh, maybe that'll that'll change slightly.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Dude, fourth and five on Thanksgiving he went for it
when they kicked the field goal, and I was like,
you know, I was on the Packers. So that was
the one pet I freaking won on Thanksgiving And he's
kicking it or he's going for it, and I'm like,
are you freaking you know, I loved it, you know
that they didn't get it, but holy shit, I mean
he's crazy. He's just you know, I just think there's

(51:47):
you know, that's smart to a point, but man, sometimes
you got to just take the take the points. You know,
in ten, fifteen, twenty years ago, nobody ever went for.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
It on fourth down forever.

Speaker 7 (51:59):
And then you look at the Giant Monday night. Yeah,
they're two and ten. Yeah, it's six minutes left, They're
on their own, like thirty eight yard line, and they punted.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I was so mad.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
I was so mad that was that was it? Like,
you know, come on, like that is just insane.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Didn't they go for it at one point too and
didn't make it?

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Yes, yeah that was earlier in the game.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Okay, I don't remember.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Just just poor decision making.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
All right. So some of the games that I mean,
they are kind of interesting games this week.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Oh yeah, this is a great, great Sunday.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Absolutely, the Seahawks Falcon game could be interesting. But why
don't you tell us where? I don't want to get
to Juice's lock of the week.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
We're gonna we're gonna come back. We're gonna come back
to that one.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:44):
And uh, you know when you talk about this season,
what what it just? I think you mentioned it, uh yesterday,
but the parody in the NFL just how fucking crazy
it is.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
It is.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
We remember I had the lock that Carolina over San
Francisco and they fucking just completely fucked and fell on
their face. And then what did they do last week?
Oh my god, did you win against the fucking Rams?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
The Rams. I didn't see that coming, And Danny said,
I'm not surprised, right, didn't you say?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah? Because because the Rams had just come off this
huge Sunday night win, everyone's all exciting and stuff.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Okay, here comes Carolina.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Right.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
It was like a perfect like they called a trap game.
They said, there's no such thing as a trap game.
This is a trap game. But I'd expect Carolina to
come out.

Speaker 7 (53:24):
Stafford two turnovers all season. He had four in that
game alone.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Usually how it works, you know, you know, he.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Had I had that VP. I want to be.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
Every bet hit except the fucking Rams money line. All
I needed to do them was wins twenty one in
Carolina beat them at a ten point fucking underdogs. Third
time they've done that this year. You know, unreal.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
That sucks, Hey, suck?

Speaker 4 (53:56):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Give us So who else do you like?

Speaker 7 (53:59):
We're gonna take the Jets. We've been very bullish on
the Jets this year. Jets plus three at home against Miami,
and they're gonna get there first. Which is crazy that
they haven't had an interception yet this year. The Jets
defense hasn't. That's coming this Sunday. Tua is gonna get
picked off. Jets are gonna get their first interception of

(54:19):
this season. I just this is this is a straight
numbers play. Miami shouldn't be favoring any you know, any game,
especially division game on the road. So we're gonna take
the Jets plus three. That's gonna be our first pick
of the day.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Jets plus three, first pick of the day. All right,
where to next one o'clock game?

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Next, we're gonna go with who we've been fading the
last few weeks. And I called this his fucking mask
is coming off. Daniel fucking John picked up a pack
of cards. I picked up a pack of cards at
the store the other day and I got this piece
of shit in it.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Wait wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, I don't
have your there. We are.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
Rip this fucking Daniel Jones. Fuck you, Daniel Jones. You're
losing this game, You're losing the division. We're going Jags.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
The hate, why all.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
The hate for Daniel's Giants fan? Daniel Jones was a bus.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
Jones is a thief. One good season. We paid him
eighty million dollars. He's a thief and he's dude, he's
he looked great the first eight weeks or whatever it is,
and he's been terrible since. So we're gonna we're gonna
continue to fade him and we're gonna take the Jags
at home and for the division.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
He got exposed by the Chiefs.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
And the Jags just don't or that indeed just does
not win in Jacksonville like ever, if you look up
the last you know, fifteen twenty years, they just they
just don't win there. So we're gonna take the Jags.
Jonathan Taylor's coming back down to life, you know. And
he was the one that was carrying that team, so
he was Jags, all right. Another another good one, UH,

(55:58):
Pittsburgh and Ball Baltimore. A great game. These games are
usually always awesome but I believe.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
I believe what Oh shoot, I muted at him. You
there are we good? Yeah? I bad. I went to
flip over to you and immuted you for a second. Okay,
so let me Uh is Aaron Rodgers even playing in
this game?

Speaker 7 (56:21):
Oh, he's I think he's gonna give it. I think
he's gonna give it a go. He's gonna be We saw,
we saw that Sunday.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
I mean he saw some careful passes though later in
the game.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
But just keep you just can't feed that big tight
end Washington. I don't know what you Just don't throw
to him. Third three hundred pound who's tackling right, Who's
like Trey White with the tackle, and he's like, I'll
just trip you.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Like they call that a business decision.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah, gets you here, just here, Just let me trip
you a little bit. That's like if if I look
at my website, if I'm if I'm Rogers, I'm just
throwing to Washington the entire game.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Just keep feeding the big guy. It's like it's like
throwing the ball the shot. You know what's going in
the hoop.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Okay, just get the ball the shack.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
And in those those myths of his he'll he'll catch that,
throw it fucking anywhere in his vicinity and he's he's
getting that ball. But that being said, we're taking Baltimore
minus five and a half.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
They had the extra days to prepare. They're coming off
a five turnover game against Cincinnati and Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
I believe get right game for them. I don't think, uh,
they're going to win that division and it starts on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Pittsburgh.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
They're gonna get it back. If Pittsburgh's lost five in
the last seven, they're they're they're trending the other direction.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
All this talent talk, they be out, they're cheering Channing.
That would be an odd one. He's been around forever, Yeah,
I mean he has.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
He's never had a losing season ever. Never there.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
He's never had a losing season.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
What have we seen? Three? No, two coaches? And in
my since I've been around, I've been around, it's just
a well run organization. They don't they're just good.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
In my lifetime, in Billy's lifetime, there was Chuck Knox,
Bill Cower, and Mike Tomlin three coaches since nineteen seventy
three coaches for the Pittsburgh Steeers. They used to be
the lovable losers of the NFL. They couldn't win anything
from thirty three to seventy, and all of a sudden,
they win four Super Bowls in the eight in the
seventies and became a dynasty.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
And amazing hot damn man.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
By the way, by the way, the last time they
won the or the last Terry Bradshaw Super Bowl wins
seventy nine. I heard the stat on the radio today.
They turned the ball over sixty times. Sixty times they
won a Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Wait, yes, season in that season, holy shit, sixty times.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah, but you know what, but their defense was so amazing.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah, I'm starting to think like back then, they weren't
even calling shit. They weren't calling enough.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I don't know, it looks like you got it whatever
first out.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
It seems unfair all right where else we.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Got I'm uh, We're going to Arrowhead and we're gonna
take the cheaps. I love this Sunday night in Arrowhead.
This is another elimination game. Whoever loses this game is
is not making the playoffs because I know that Texans
have it over the Chiefs right now, but with this,
the Chiefs would get the tiebreaker over the Texans. So

(59:15):
this is a huge game and I'll just always always
trust uh Mahomes in this situation. I think they get
it right and I just they're the better team and
they're gonna you'll see that on Sunday night, that the
Chiefs are about to go on a run.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
They may be down to tackles though, so I mean,
last time we saw them down too tackles, they lost
the Super Bowl, So I mean it's gonna be tough
that defense. Houston's defense is good, but they are playing
an arrowhead. Yea, they are playing road and.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
The Chiefs defense is good too. I don't I don't
see the Texans are gonna move that of It's gonna
be a low that'll be a low scoring game as well,
but I think the Chiefs are going to get that done.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Okay, And then is there a lock this week?

Speaker 7 (59:59):
A lock is and you you you already you spoke
on it when I first hopped on. But we're taking
the Atlanta Falcons oh seven, yeah against the Seattle Seahawks. Okay,
I know, scratch your head, but this is this is again.
They're if you look up, teams coming off a shutout,
meaning they just beat the ship out of the Vikings.

(01:00:22):
They're coming east, you know, uh, they they should. They're
expected to win this game. And really Atlanta, they've lost
four of the last five games. They've lost in like
the final seconds, two times in overtime. The Jets kicked
a fifty six game winning field goal against them Sunday,
Drake London's coming back. The only the only game they've

(01:00:44):
trailed in regulation the last five games is against New England,
who they went toe to toe with in Hunk. They're
they're not as bad as their record, and I think
they can they can hang and they'll they'll they'll cover
this seven on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Interesting thing about Seattle, right they they look like they're
killing everybody. Yeah, than they are, but their schedules almost
as easy as New England's. And for some reason, Sam
Donald is not a good fourth quarter quarterback.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
He's not.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
No, he wasn't good that that game was three to nothing,
three nothing at halftime on Sunday and then the defense
took over. What I mean, you know, Donald has not
been lightened it up. They have a ferocious against the Rams.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Yeah yeah, he's yeah, like he's gonna get exposed at
some point. So don't put your money on Seattle to
win the Super Bowl. They've had a lot of good
bounces come their way. They dominate like the bad teams,
but they they're not when they go ahead to have
to toe with like a team like the Rams, they
kind of shrink. So I mean this may be a
close game. That give they're giving Atlanta a touchdown at home.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Okay, all right, Lock of the week. How do you
feel about the Bills Bengals game?

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
All right? Well, oh, I think first off, we're gonna
see some points. I think that that's a high total.
I think it's fifty two and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
And I got fifty three and a half. But that's okay,
that's close enough, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Well, three and a half.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
That means they over is getting hit. This is gonna
be an over delight. I think we're gonna see a
lot of points, both both back and forth. Wow, what
are you think of Dan?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I was gonna say it for later, but I don't
think so. But but go, I want to hear what
you have to say.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
Well, and I'm also going to say I think the Bengals,
what is it? What are you showing?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Five?

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Six? Five and a half five.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
And a half.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
The Bills are favored by five and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
W think is a big number for even Buffalo right
now against Cincinnati, going up against Joe.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Burrow Cincinnati plus five and a half. Joe Burrow as
an underdog of three or more points as an underdog
eighteen and three.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
It's got a hurt toe.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
But let me tell you he's got to hurt everything.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
No, I mean he's tough. Oh he is, he's tough.
But that that turf toe, Yeah, it sounds so simple.
You know, hangnails are painful. I remember our coach, don't
get me crying about a hang nail, and we always
be screaming. Oh I just suck it up. But a
turf toe is like, that's your big toe jammed, your

(01:03:03):
big toe. If you're ever working on balance, or you
feel like you walk on the outside to your feet
too much, or whatever in your mind, concentrate putting most
of your weight in your direction on the big toe.
It's it's essential for balance, it's essential for everything. I
don't know how the fuck you play that game, that

(01:03:24):
violent game where you've got to get rid of the
ball quickly plant your foot. It sounds very painful to me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Why do you think you missed ten games?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
This is what I'm saying, So I don't know that
he's one hundred percent. Do you ever hurt your toe? Yeah?
It fucking lingers, It lingers. Jesus Christ, get up a
fucking lego and her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Two most underrated injuries are ribs and toes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
I suffer from gout of my big left toe. I
got fucking gout.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Okay, you're the second person I've heard today.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Bitch about gout is the second part.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
My coworker can.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Just underrated in jury build. It is so fucking paint.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
What are you eating?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
You're like a fat king from the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
I broke my sixteen. I would have that over getting
out gout flare A gout flare up is fucking horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
I've heard, Yeah, I've heard. I've heard people complain about this.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Hang on. I gotta ask Danny of this, And it
has nothing to do with you, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
By the way, the King, the King, the King, Henry whatever,
they don't attribute it to diet anymore. By the way,
it's hereditary and there's something else, but they don't really
attributed it to diet anymore. That's what my foot that's
what my pedietary is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
That is that where I didn't realize King Henry and
gout were the were the common thread.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
I didn't know about that. I just heard about gout
from the commercials zone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
People know Henry. Okay, so because here's what they say.
Did he name it? No, it was gout.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Seems like such a downter name.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I think it was gout. Maybe it was doctor Gout
that discovered it. I don't know, but they had We
could look it up if we only had a device
would give us all the answers to everything. But from
one I remember, and what I would always hear is
because I think my grandfather got gout. But my grandfather
would be. He used to buy fucking Tutsi rolls and

(01:05:08):
throw them in the freezer and then he'd be non
on Tutsi rolls. He drank till his fucking nose practically exploded.
That got so fucking big. The guy would eat and
dink and b you know, so he was he was
a good time. Grandba head was good. But he got gout.
There is somebody who comes on this podcast who has

(01:05:29):
had gout. No, okay, no, No, I think go through
say names. It is not Mark. It's not Mark. What
but but not a bad guess?

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Right, Kevin doesn't have gout? No, now we would say
Matt doesn't have gout.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
No, hang on, Just going back to the King, it
was always said that they had rich foods. They had
like a richer diet.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
The King, Greg Conners.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
No, the King's back in the day, right, the peasants, because.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Crit's always had those parties at his house, always going
to I have gouts, break me my pills.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
No, so wait, it was that's why the cop on himself.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I got count I was trying somebody in court who called.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Me, hold on, my gout's flaring up.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
They make a miracle drug for it now called Preta
zone that you take it you feel better.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Preti Zone is a steroid I've taken it from. They
do it for a lot of things, and it's usually
one you you taper down to doctor, right, yeah, you
taper down.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Uh makes pregnant zone with pills.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
But the gout was because they had richer diets, richer
food sugary stuff, that kind of thing, a lot of fruit,
they well, wines, you got it. So that's why I
think it was attributed to diet. It could be today
that they're saying it's not. But most of the people
and I don't know Juice. I have not seen Juice
really in person other than on this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
He does not look like a gout candidate.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
You.

Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
No, I'm not huge. And actually I first got it
my late twenties. I didn't know what it was. I
thought something landed on my foot. I swear to God,
I will tell you big o. I was twenty. Fuck,
I was like twenty eight, yeah, and I went to
the doctor and he's like, you got gout.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
I'm like what.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
He's like, yeah, these white crystals crystallized in your joints.
And I had no idea. And that time, I was
fucking I don't know, one hundred and ninety pounds maybe okay, yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
That I would say for you, you're like, what, like
one's sixty now, who.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
I'm a soft two twenty get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Yeah, okay, come on, I'm serious. Like he's skinny, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Taller though, Okay, I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't mean I want you to get back to
the couch. Stephanie eyed no, somebody on this show. Yes regularly, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Was on, it's been on not that long ago, and
wants to come back, probably be on again, maybe even
next week. You got it? You just you fucking got it.
I just saw it run in your head. Got say it.
Oh my god, you're missing this. It's so obvious. Big guy,
like like a barrel.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Oh man, I can't believe I'm blanking out here. It
could be on next week. He's been on before.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Yes, he likes to be here by himself. Oh Doug, Yes,
he gets it bad like that. Poor guy was like
he has it in his head. Oh he's got Oh well,
he gets it doing those.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Breast cancer tournaments. Why does he do a tournament for gout?
A golf tournament for gout?

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
But why not little gout research.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, we're gonna take the year off and do one
for gout.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
He is that guy, put your paws together for gout.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
He but it's like his whole body swells. He's he's
bigger than I've ever seen him, seriously bigger than I've
ever seen him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I thought he went sugar man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I thought he went sugarless, sugar list.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Yeah, remember last year during the I think he went
sugarless before.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
The sugar list.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
What he said, he stopped taking eating sugar for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
With sugarless packets. I don't know sugarless, No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
I think I actually followed his advice a lot he
got he did, No.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
You did? Yeah, he did not get it. I believe
at the time of life that that our friend Juice
got it in his twenties. That wasn't the case. I
think he was eating like a fat can. Okay, you
don't what I do things.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Yeah, I could see. Yeah, if there were if if
if if Bill Fight put on a musical with King
Henry the Eighth, I could definitely see Doug Phelps.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Playing King Henry the Eighth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Oh he I wonder this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Put your hands together for Penezo.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
I don't know if in your twenties, Juice, did you
drink a lot? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
He with the Bonda venture. What else is there to
do in only end study?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
You're in college? Uh? Your port So they used to
say their kids, what am I gonna do? I study?
I think that it may have something to do with drinking.
The more I think about it. The people I know
who got it, my grandfather and Doug, and they were
later in life heavy drinkers. Heavy drinkers. Doug can say,

(01:10:21):
I'm not a heavy drinker. Really, let's go by the
fucking standards of the alcohol. Everybody's a heavy drinker. If
you go by that, well, I'm an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Back when we went to school, they used to tell
us one drink means one hour of not driving.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Then in the turn of the century, craft beer became
a thing. They relaxed the laws. You didn't have to
go to Canada to get your like triple X or whatever.
Alcohol of a sudden became much more potent in the
beer department. Okay, so now a Scotch al could mean
just as much as a shot of whiskey or whatever.
So now all of a sudden, you got to wait
two or three hours after a drink or two. But

(01:10:56):
guys just do it like they normally do it. They
go out and they don't realize how drunk they're getting. Okay,
based on old standards, So I could see Doug, like,
you know, getting a little tipsy, a little faster than
he normally should.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
For men, a recommended safe amount of alcohol is no
more than two standard drinks.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Per day drinks are units.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
No, it says standard drinks, and it's best to drink
in moderation, not every day. A standard drink is defined
as twelve ounces of regular beer, five ounces of wine,
or one and a half ounces of distilled spirits. Now they.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I go out, who's drinking one and a half ounces
a week?

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Wait? Wait, hang on, now I don't even drink twelve
ounce beers. I drink sixteen ouns because I begin this,
but right right, so okay, And then they will say
you'll go to certain places they go, I'll have a
glass of wine. They're not giving you five. Your choices
are six and a half or nine and a half. Right,
and what do you think? My answer is the bottle

(01:11:55):
seaper pretty close. I go go big or go home.
So yeah, right, and so right there.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
But if that's every day, if they say drinks every day,
say you take three days off, then can you have
six on one day?

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
I don't know. I I tried to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Andrew Huberman said something about seven units of alcohol a week.
Anything more than that will crush your liver. And by units,
he goes, one beer could be two units, So.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
I don't know what a unit is.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Well, I think I think he's probably using the twelve
ounce standard.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Okay, yeah, he's like, who's drinking that anymore? I mean
you walk into like and I don't drink, but you
walk into like a Wegman's.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Currently you're not drinking that way? Who's not drinking that way?

Speaker 7 (01:12:35):
NK you drink?

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Don't you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
May you drink me? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
No, I have wine with the pasta.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
I swear we we had.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
That was the holidays.

Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
Okay, I'm gonna say you're gonna have You're gonna have
a glass of bourbon Christmas Eve.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
That's different.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
That's that's the holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
No, that's not the holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Jesus, you drink Birthday, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Jesus juice that far.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
No, But like i'd be like during the week or nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
No, no, I uh yeah. There are times. There are
times it kills your sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I have gone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
I have drank for almost twenty four hours straight.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Yeah, meaning like if anybody drew blood at any cuca,
so at any given moment, somebody could draw your blood
and you would have had like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
Alcohol in your bloodstream for twenty four straight hours.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Yeah. Yeah, I just not to just drinking, just drinking
Miller so theoretically it's like longer than that. Yeah, but
you get out of your system. Yeah, Oh, it probably
took a month and a half to dry out of that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
You were like that were that lady who got pulled over?

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Out?

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Who was it that lady? There's always a lady who
gets pulled over for DWY And they let her out
of the hospital and she could still blow like a
point too. Yeah, after two days of detox they arrest her.
She was still drunk when we picked her up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
All right, juice, we'll.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
See how Yeah, I'm serious. This is a comeback this week. Okay,
got my ass kicked the last four. We're coming back
this week, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Run down, So two review. We got the Jets getting
three at home over the Dolphins, Atlanta getting a touchdown
at home over Seattle, which is his lock of the week.
Jacksonville getting one and a half at home against Indianapolis,
which is a little suspect but okay, not Juice, but
the actual line there, the Ravens laying five and a

(01:14:27):
half to the Stillers at home, and he's taking the
Bengals getting five and a half against the Bills, or
you could take the over fifty three and a half,
he says.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Okay, Juice, he read it back to you. That's the transcript.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
If you bet ten dollars, yeah, you will win.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Eight hundred and forty dollars. Okay on a ten dollar bet.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
I like it. I like it a lot, Juice.

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
Well, see how this is great? Appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
You got it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
And I listened to your show from yesterday and all
day I've been trying to find uh Billy the convict dude.
I I love that fucking story.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I was.

Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
I was fascinated by that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
You didn't remember what I was like. That was a
true story, that was true.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
That was Try and find him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Just see where I think. I gotta think the guy's dead.
I only because he just lived that life. Although he
was healthy, he was big. He was big, big dude.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
The wise part with the gun though, and Tommy, that's
the best part of the story.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
I brought my gun. What are you gonna do with
your gun?

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
I go like this, Tommy has this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
What do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Tommy like shaking, Well, well, I don't want to tell
another story, but we've told of the show before, where
like we had a coworker come down and threaten.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
I go open the door and let him fucking in here. Well,
I wasn't afraid anything. I'm not that I'm not afraid
of anything. That's not the point. I just wasn't afraid.
And hey, what did he say? Go ahead, say what
Tommy said? See what he said? Well, you had a guy.
I gotta say it. Jeremy Newman lost his fucking shit,
and he was very protective of the people on the show.

(01:16:08):
But he threatened like violence, and he was screaming and
pounding on the glass of our studio. Right, he's a
nice guy. I have no problem if Jeremy has a
problem with me telling this story. Done it, but yeah,
it did. Long story, but anyway, he was very upset
and he was protecting his show and his people, and
he came down to yell and he was banging, I

(01:16:29):
mean banging, banging on the glass. And for whatever reason
that day, we had shut the door. I think because
we were doing an interviewers, I don't know. Normally we
left the door to the studio open to the hallway
because we just didn't care. And I said, open the
door and let him in because I hear, what's my thinking, Juice,
The guy's losing his ship. But you can't really hear

(01:16:50):
him through double pane sound glass, right, so I can
say he's losing his ship, but I could also be
told by management later on. This is how they operated
that that wasn't true. So I wanted the doors. I
wanted motherfuckers to hear this guy losing his ship. Well, yeah,
we were live on the air, so I opened the

(01:17:12):
We opened it. What did Tommy say? Do you remember? Oh?
He goes, he goes, don't let him in here. I
weigh one hundred and thirty pounds. The guy will break
me in hand. And I and he's serious. I go
fucking open the door.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I haven't answer, and the newman says, I got an
answer in my glovebox.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Yeah, meaning yeah, yeah, he did say that. He said,
I have I have an answer for in my glovebox.
And Tommy goes, I don't think he's talking about the
owner's manual.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
He's scared so quick.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
It's so funny. It was so funny. Those were some
funny fucking ties. Anyway, Well, I'm glad he enjoyed that.
Later came down and apologized to Lewman and I have
had many conversations since then. So I don't want that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Look.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
I fucking lost it in there. I got up and screamed,
stop fucking with the phones because I was convinced that
management was going to sabotage our show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
It was the third day I ever worked with it, Yes,
and I kept looking at me. I'm like, I'm not
doing anything.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
So so the same that Newman life. I don't want
to prank this in a bad problem.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I lost it a lot during those years, and that
day I knew, Pilly's gone, He's done, He's never coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
No, that was That was the last month we worked together.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
What was oh the newman Ship? Yeah, oh yeah, well
only because at the end of this juice and this
is going long, but it's a good story.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
The last quarter we worked together.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
The uh well, I was so pissed from the beginning
with this management team and then and I had put
together a thing to own the show where they were
not really I wouldn't own it, but what they would
do is we would incorporate. They would pay us one
lump sum, and then we could hire who we wanted
or pay whomever we wanted whatever we wanted out of

(01:18:53):
the lump sum. Okay, So this was kind of flying.
And I had an agent at the time. And then
it was a guy named Mike Doyle who had worked
in Syracuse and got fired and came to Rochester and
became the general manager of these radio stations. And then
that company bought c MF and so now we're all
under the same roof, and they promote him to be

(01:19:13):
like the head of the entire East Coast, like they
split the country between two people. So they oversaw the
regional presidents. Yes, and he comes to me and goes,
that'll never happen on my watch. And I'm like, why
wouldn't you do that? And the real and I'll tell you,
part of the reason was you because we only because
they weren't paying. I had this whole argument out in

(01:19:37):
the hall. Everything was open there. I had the argument
with the general manager at the time because she's like, uh,
Danny's contract that's coming up, and I go, yeah, him, yep,
what do you think? And I go kind of she goes,
why don't we you know? And I said, why don't
you just give him the same amount of vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
That we have.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
He was going to ask for a glass of milk.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Well, that was my analogy back because she said to me,
she said, uh, well, She's like, I don't know, what
do you want to do? And I said, I'd like
to keep him. He knows the show and I'm comforting
with that. And she goes, okay, all right, and she's like,
but you know, and I said, why don't you She go,
I said something about he just is looking for a

(01:20:22):
little more money. And she's like, well, no, that's what
we pay. That that producers, what we pay producers, that's
what we pay. We don't pay okay. So I said, well,
then give him the same vacation we get twenty four
thousand dollars a year. Okay, So I said, give me,
I said, I I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
I started in the business at fifteen. I did not
end there.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
I started sixteen, I saw.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
But I went way past twenty four. So they say
to me, well, then no, we can't do that. I go,
why not. Nobody's here, We'll have everything prepared, it'll run
on him. We have the best of us. We load
them into the machine. It doesn't matter. Let them have
the same vacation as we. I think I had four weeks.
They're like, She's like no, because then other producers will

(01:21:09):
find out. I go, why would anybody else find out
what someone else has in their contract? I said, unless
you're telling them, Sue, why would you do that? And
then she said no, but you know, people talk. I go, great,
it should be a motivator. Let somebody work. Dan works
his ass off. This is the number one show with

(01:21:29):
adults twenty five to fifty four. We're beating everybody. He's
the producer. Fuck you, I did the I did.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Like if you look at BJSHA show in Seattle, I
did the job that. He had five different people doing
it once. But this is what I'm saying this now,
Jews in the same company Jews.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
I'm saying this on the stairs and this was an
open floor plan they had and she's saying this to
me and I go, She's like, well, then every other
producer's gonna want it. I go, what So then it
was the whole contract thing. I go, are you showing
the contract? No? But people talk? And I go, why
wouldn't you use it as a motivator? Were the number
one show with adults twenty five to fifty four over
every other show in the morning, and it's very competitive.

(01:22:07):
You've got We's on another channel. You got Kimberly and
back at the time that were kicking ass and we
beat everybody. I go, why wouldn't you incentify and say
to everybody that's right. You work as hard as Dan did,
and you can get that too, right, that would be
my thing. No, She's like, well, we really can't do
that because if I give it to one, then I'm
gonna have to give it to others. I go, what

(01:22:27):
is this? Give it mouse a cookie? Even though loud idiot,
it was the most moronic shit and I used to
hate it because it was just going around in a block.
It was one of these things where you're not going
to move, so why have the discussion. Why not just
be the person who goes, no, this is what we
pay producers done. I would have walked away gun okay,

(01:22:50):
but that's not what she did. That was always like, well,
let do you think. Here's what I think. You're asking
me what I think. I'm gonna fucking tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
O man, fucking ay. That show was fucking gold. You
guys were unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
It was a good show.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
I used to call it back then.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
It was a great show. It really was a great show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
It was a great show all right, Well, Juice, thank
you for coming on a little earlier tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Which, by the way, they gave it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Actually, they actually did give a producer exactly what he
wanted all this stuff. Oh yeah, sure, go ahead, Yeah, yeah,
you can take that too, Duffy when he was producing
for Spizano.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
They gave everything you wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Yeah, I don't know, but whatever, I mean, good for him, I.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Know, yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
It's just it's a lot of bitterness still there. Oh no,
just facts, get it out, Get it out. It's poison.
It's poison in your body.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Look, I tell you this, it was a blessing to
get out of that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
No, no, I hear you. I will say that. I'm
gonna say this about radio and Juice. I don't know
if if anybody's gonna even care. Radio plays for scraps.
Radio plays for very little money. When you get out
or radio and you see the money that's available, whether
you're on the agency side or you're on even the

(01:24:06):
podcast side, if you're not playing for the big, big dollars,
then you're doing something wrong. Because anybody can sell anything
for one hundred and fifty a week and that's fine,
but radio lives there radio is a bottom feeder. They're
not winners when you're thinking big picture, they're just not.
And that's why you know you can get some big

(01:24:27):
time salespeople. But those big time salespeople are the ones
closing one hundred thousand dollars deals. But if you're on
the agency side, people are handing you four point five million.
Most of these businesses don't want to see your nickel
and dime shit. If you're going for big dollars, they do.
These companies throw out fifty sixty, ten thousand dollars a

(01:24:47):
month or ten dollars I dropped like that, but eighty
thousand dollars a month without blinking an eye. And you've
got to learn to play at a bigger field. And
when you're in radio, you just don't. You're you're playing
in this pool unless you're in or unless you're in
New York. And that's okay, h And I don't I
have said, I still think radio is viable. If you
did a certain certain things, it'll probably transform. But when

(01:25:11):
it comes to the money stuff, they play for scraps.
They play for scraps. And that's why when someone asked me, uh,
when I was somewhere the other day and they said,
when you were in radio, do you mind me telling
how much did you make when you left? And I
told them and they went, what the fuck? I thought
nobody made money in radio? Go yeah, unless you were playing.
I said. I was also on a national level at

(01:25:32):
that point. So there is the opportunity to get there.
There's Ryan Seacrest making seventy three million dollars a year
in radio, right, Okay, tell me that it's not it's there,
but they're playing for scraps at these levels and that's it.
So there you go. Juice. There's your education in radio.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
So if you about ten dollars in juices picked, you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Can get ride. See yeah, right, all right, juice. Always
a pleasure, buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
Thanks bro, guys, So long go Falcons, Falcons.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
There's something you don't hear every day.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
There you go. All right, we'll take a moment and
then we'll come back and wrap it up our segments. Long.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Yeah, got a lot of stuff going on, a lot
of things we've covered Brod Stewart, Kim Carnes, marijuana, foot radio.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
I want to go back. I have to hear Carmen,
Eric Carmon and Hungry thighs. We'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
We got the magic between A and I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
We could take an AI sog. That's my point.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Take Eric Carmon, Yeah, say hungry thighs as Eric Carmon
singing this song. You can write the song.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
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I don't know. I gotta heart she will tick at.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
This sounds so good.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
It's tore my prayer, last crack the sky left. Here
we go, Here we go, hit it. This is this

(01:29:30):
is great? All right, now we can upgrade for the
full song. But hey on, that's one version. Okay, okay, okay,
here's the other version. I don't know what's different about
this one. Now there's less string arrangements in the other

(01:29:51):
two versions. That will try. Here let's see shot, Storm,
Wild and wet dude. This could be a shitty eighties
song from a shitty eighties movie.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Yeah, this is a I.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Lost seals the knife. Okay, all right, hang on, now
here's another version. Here we go. Let's see what this means. Oh, okay,
this is the more emotional with a touch of drama,
piano driven with lust string arrangements. This is version one.
Version two is next.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
An nice sky.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
This is a little different.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Yeah, it's not walking in.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Have you shadowed?

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Wow? Spoke flittings?

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
What left five?

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
It wan piece?

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
I guess so I was fucking rid.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Here we pulled in by our tracker beam.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Okay, so that that full version is three minutes in
thirty nine seconds. Here is version two, three minutes and
forty nine second. We're not going to play the whole thing,
but here we go very similar. I would assume it's
got that same piano.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
This goes out to Billy the Convict, but I kind
of like the piano driven one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
It's almost like we've got an acoustic, stripped down version.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Yeah, so drip, We've got the other one, oh the
midnutes sca okay, shadow f.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
One? The Could we take one of these AI songs,
transcribe the lyrics, they send it to somebody going, hey man,
we've got the perfect fucking song for you. See if
we could make some money O hyah right, yeah, like
who would be great at singing this?

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
See your thighs on Sunday football?

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
She's so tiny? Yeah, like short, she's very short. That
is fun.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
That is I'm hungry sounds so serious?

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
I know, you know, we we were just looking for
like a Dix joke song because I when I was
a kid and I would hear the song and I
was surprised, did nobody else did this? You?

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
I did it all?

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
I still do you hungry thighs? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Did you? Or did you know?

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
No hungry thigs?

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
But we would take songs and like re arrangement lyrics.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
But I was always singing something as edgy, dirty as
I could. My little brain could come up with nineteen
eighty seven tenth grade hungry Thighs was not a real
big stretch. It was kind of a base. But this
is and this is where hungry Thighs came from. And
that's why Danny one of those Eric Carmon in the

(01:33:15):
watching the Dirty Dancing I always loved this part of
like we've all had to watch Dirty Dancing. I didn't
hate this movie. Another people talk to the hate it.
But when Patrick Swayze he was banging one of the
dance instructors and she's now helping Jennifer Gray and learn
how to dance. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Who's responsible for this girl, I am sir.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Oh yeah, I bet your hungry thighs mass.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
This is a this is like a Jennifer Lopez person.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Oh but I mean this doesn't even have like AI
crackle or just that sort of like almost shield. This
is really to the bay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Yeah, wild, wild and white, wild and wide, o wild
and wide because he's got.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
A huggy thigh. Yeah. Oh, I wasn't pictured a big wolf.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
I'm just I'm just painting a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Yeah, I'm just pictured a woman does a lot of squats.
Oh yeah, her ass Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
I was picturing a big woman, a big girl.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Okay. Hell could be yeah like the East German lifting team.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
I still the Knight.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Burning fire. This could be about Rodna Rousey hears she
puts you in that leg lock. Oh yeah, okay, they
hold me tight.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
I can't get out of your ugly thighs.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Love this fantastic tapping out, tapping out. I got a
couple of things I need a bitch about here. What
the fuck is going on in my life?

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Boy? Uh that I I have Rocket Money. I subscribed
to Rocket Money. I'm supposed to help me track my money.

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
And I what am I gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
With forty subscriptions, Divide, I got.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
What what am I gonna do with forty subscriptions?

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
The Vibe Ye no remember in the office space or
the or Orlando Jones Watson.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
I don't remember. Okay, yeah, the whole point God.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Yes, Yeah, but it's supposed to track all of your love.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
Yes, he was hilarious. It was a great, great interview
with Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
But lo, it tracks all your subscriptions you have.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Okay. I got three Roku subscriptions and I can't figure
out how to cancel fucking one. I think one's first.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Don't you just press the button on Rocket?

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
No, it's supposed to cancel.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
It for you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
It does in some instances, and others you got to
go through. So now I'm canceling things. I think I'm
still paying for HBO Max, but I'm supposed to get
it through Verizon. I can't figure that out. I got
a I got an app for Jameson that I have
been trying to figure out how to drop for over
a year. It's eighteen ninety nine a month. It's called
Dribble Up and it's all these basketball things. I send
him a whole thing when he lived nowa Bama I

(01:36:33):
don't think he ever looked at it. I've been trying
to cancel. Finally, like I see it. So they say
to me, you have to download the app and sign in. Well,
it's not accepting my sign in. I can't figure out
how I sign in, and now I'm getting inundated with
emails from dribble up. But I can't cancel their fucking
eighteen nine. And it's not eighteen ninety nine. It's the

(01:36:55):
fact I could care less what it is. It's the
repetitive shit over and over it up. They're like, you
could save over thix.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
So I had a situation with Roku where I kept
getting the baseball see what.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
I would get the baseball package.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
But I would wait till a month or two into
the season and then get the half price package. Right, well, yeah,
because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna watch one hundred
and sixty nine dollars with the baseball game, Okay. So
I wait for them to like drop the price down
to like sixty bucks or seventy bucks, and then I
get it for the rest of the season. Okay, But
then if you forget January first, even though baseball season
is still three months away.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
They renew, so you have to go So you go
to the Roku app.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Well, you have to sign into the website because they
know you're lazy, so they make you go through an
extra step. So you go in front of your computer,
you sign in, and that's you go to Roku and
that's how you cancel Roku stick.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
But I can't find the three fucking rokuts.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
I don't know because you don't know the email address.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Or maybe not maybe or the passwords. Wait wait, that's
probably why. Wait I can figure the password out, Okay,
I can't figure out the email addresses.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Okay, but I think I.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Got now that you just said that. I just thought
of an email address that maybe attached one of these
and then another two not but I don't know. I
have three three Rocue subscriptions that that's that's crazy. Yeah
then uh and then today here's another one. Okay, And
I'm pissed about this because I didn't get to enjoy
this door Dash pass and I'm like, I don't have

(01:38:17):
door Dash jameson, Okay, this is what I thought too,
And he's like, I'm not on your card and I go, no,
you're not, And.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
So I go Jordan's getting I think so, I think so,
and I'm pissed, Jordash.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Isn't that a brand?

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Jez yeah, Jordash.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
So it's the door dash pass And I'm like, but
the DoorDash pass isn't renewing, and I'm trying to go
back through and I see it popped up in June
nine ninety nine, but then it was November twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Well, did the credit card expire that it's on? That's
probably why. No, okay, no, it's on my bank account.
Oh yeah, you gotta get all that stuff off your
bank account.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Okay, but but here's the thing. So it's on there, right,
but it's on the debit card.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Still, you got to get that off.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
No shit, So it's not But I see nine ninety
nine on November twenty. Here's the thing. Like, I am
very on top of my money these days. I don't
know why, because I have to be. I never was, huh,
I never was.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
As we learned the first segment, Billy, you want to
try new things.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Yes, well I am. I've tried a lot of new things.
But I'm like budgeting, yes, I'm like right, but there's
so many things out there, so here's the thing that
that these automatic renewal things start to piss me off.
Oh yeah, me tell you to give you a better
example of a second. So the twenty fourth and December second,
So I keep looking. I am in a drive through
after a private basketball thing for Jamison at Wendy's because

(01:39:43):
I didn't think I had enough time to take them
for pizza and get over here. So I'm like, look, buddy,
the line at this fucking Weddy's is out and around them.
I know, I don't know if they were having that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
It's astually pretty fast.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Yeah, they were fine. So we get the Wendy stuff
and we head home. We get home, I have my
I order something for me. I did not. They they
have like heart attack on a plate at Wendy's. It's
like the triple you could get the triple bacon. Shit,
you get the triple triple that it comes with a
side of gout. Yes, I mean, he's like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
I had a snicker Doodle Frosty.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yeah, that's just ninety Oh my god, you will be
in a coma.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
So I'm like, I just I go, do you have anything?

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
They've done studies they find out like the three days
a year that people die the most heart attacks, or
the day they move the clocks ahead, and the two
days that they bring out the are the Wendy Specials.

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
So the lady at the Lied Jamison wants a biggie bag.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
Of course he does.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Well, the biggie bag's like, what is it? Five bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
You get a chicken sand Get chicken sandwich? I think
could get a cheeseburger, fries and a drink.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Okay or so and some some nuggets. What's going on
with their cameras, We're having all kinds of weird technical things.
Uh so okay. So he gets the biggie bag and
the woman goes anything else, and I go yes, and
I go, I gotta get something from me and she
starts laughing, and I said anything that. I go, do
you have any kind of burger that's not gonna choke

(01:40:59):
my heart? And she starts really laughing, and I go,
cause I see triple, I see double. I I don't
want either one of those. So, oh, you want a single?
I said, yes, Do you want a meal? I go sure?
So I get the die coke, I get the fries,
I get that. We drive home. My man grabs the
bag and I go, get your sneakers from basketball, get

(01:41:19):
your desk, s edule.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
We get into the house and all of a sudden,
he's going in his room and I go, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Well, woa, wow, wow, whoa, we're not gonna eat as
a family.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Oh he's got his eeer buds and he knew I
had to leave and I had a bunch of a
bunch of Christmas shit showed up and I was trying
to hide that stuff. So I'm like, I go. He
goes to his room and I can hear the door lock.
I k not got his door. I go, where's my
fucking food? But I had food in there? And he's like,
oh yeah, yeah, right right. I go, why don't you
come out here and you I don't want to talk

(01:41:49):
to you. I go why, He goes, cause you give
me You could give me an attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
You be all day, You're gonna give me an attitude?
Fifteen year old say give you an attitude. He's like,
I just don't want to deal with this stuff right now.
I haven't had a chance to relax. I just did
a hard work out. All I want to do is relax.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Says it than a child to the father who is
going to school.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Yes, a podcast Justify Danny Testify.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
Moving buying Christmas Presents. It has seventeen subscriptions to Vibe.
He's gotta pay for and for Roku accounts so and
a door dash that he.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Isn't even get food from. Look, I may go after
these guys to advertise, because I was telling Daan that
I'm changing the models.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
Yeah, we're changing things up the model. We are going
to set the pace.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
But I have him at a basketball clinic school and
he likes the one on one and loves this guy
who's played over in Europe, and he's a fantastic human
being and he really does a good job in chambers.
But what I didn't realize was they automatically renew. So
I happened to be up and working on my computer

(01:42:57):
ding Saturday night at like eleven o'clock and I get
an email that comes in and it goes when they
come basketball whatever renews They.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Always send them like late at night.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Yeah it's one hundred and fifty bucks. Yeah, and I go,
that's fine, I don't care. But I didn't know this
was coming, and we haven't used all one hundred and
fifty of the other one, and are we going are
we expiring? So I say to the guy. So then
today the guy's like, hey, so and so, I said,
you want to talk to me. I go, yeah, I
didn't know this was an automatic renewal. Oh yeah it is.

(01:43:30):
I go, where does it say that. He goes, well,
you're like mumble something. I go, well, that's not fair.
But I go, that's kind of not fair. I said, listen,
I'm not And then I not helping the situation is dad,
I want to keep doing it though I really like it.
We should renew of course, I go, okay, the sales picture, yeah,
I go, like, you're not fucking out. Look at.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
I need a Wednes's double and triple dreable.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
So I'm like I go, I go, hey, hey, god,
I say to the guy, look well I already I said,
you renewed, you got your money. I'm fine with that.
That's four more sessions, okay. It's like okay, and I go,
and we have two left over. So now we have
five left. I said, here's what we're doing. We're going
the next two weeks. Then he's gone for two weeks,

(01:44:18):
and then we're gonna come back. January seventh, he'll resume.
And the guy goes, fine. He goes, you didn't get
the email about the renewal. You usually get one one
like the week before it expires. I go, first of all,
I didn't see that fucking email, but I sure saw
the other one. I go, so, well, let me check
the email that I sent it to. I go, no, no, no,
you got the right email, mother fler, because you sent

(01:44:41):
me the receipt for what you charged me already. But
if there's this, hey, we're about to renew in a week,
I didn't get that. Yeah, I don't think there is
that email. I don't think there is. I think he
was bullshitting me. They do a fantastic job. That's fine.
It's money well invested. I'm okay with that. But sometimes
you just want to have a warning of what's coming

(01:45:02):
and what's coming? Right? Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah,
and this fucking dash pass. I'm paying twenty dollars for
somebody to fucking have food brought to them because they're
too goddamn lazy to get off the rast and go
fucking get it themselves. No, I'm serious, and that pisses
me off. Because if I do it, it's my money.
I decided to do it. But when you fucking movet

(01:45:22):
your motherfucker come.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Ah, Merry Christmas. Move your mother, that's your present, that's
your gift. Merry Christmas, because gifts showed up the gift.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
Oh oh wow, you're really into rears.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Not rears, but backed down. But that's not the right term.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
No, what I mean it's like you can you've already
spent the money.

Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
No, no presents.

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
Here's what I did. Here's what I did for my
older boys. And I hope they don't see this. Okay,
Uh I needed a new wallet, my wallet. I had
the fat dad wallet. My friend Tony McCafferty, fuck you, Tony.
Where was there used to be a thing where these

(01:46:04):
a deer and a dog are like going at it
in the backyard and the dog comes out and goes
and I think, he goes, I fucked your mother. Fucked
your mother right here last night? Things And I said
I always say, and it was Tony, Yeah, fuck you Tony.
All right? So Tony made fun of my wallet. So

(01:46:25):
I saw on Amazon they had this the deal for
these wallets, and I liked it. I decided let me
get a blue one. I don't know why, let me
get a blue one.

Speaker 4 (01:46:34):
It's a billfold.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Yeah, it's basically it's got a money clip in there.
That's all this. Yeah, okay, so they show up today.
They were like twenty three dollars each. So what I
was gonna do was I got a black one for
one of the guys and a brown one for the other.
Jamison already has wallets, a ton of shit wallets.

Speaker 4 (01:46:51):
Yeah, come on, did you get a yellow one?

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
I got a blue one because that's what my balls
are these days.

Speaker 4 (01:47:04):
So I got like, I got the ridge.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
Yeah, so Brick, I got this, and I figured what
I was gonna do was I was gonna put money
in right, I don't know, somewhere between one hundred and
hundred dollars, I figured per guy. Fine, done. Uh, And
then I'm finding that you're you're eating You're not going
to get People make fun of me because I I

(01:47:27):
have uh Instacart, but I don't have time anymore, and
I can order it and I actually stay under my
allot of food thing that I like having now because
I got the budget going.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Yeah, because you can actually see how much it will
cost when you don't have to go get it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
I don't have to stand in line, and I'm burning.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
The fucking thing too, is when you shop when you're hungry,
you'll buy more stuff no ship.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
So anyway that that that's my bitch. But the automatic
renewal stuff is it's very annoying and it's very like,
what's with all the cookies?

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
But did I buy those?

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
I'm sorry, No, it's fine. I just you know, but yeah,
that's what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
But yeah, all right, we're having electronic issues tonight. Cameras
are dropping out and coming around, and I don't know
what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
We're gonna talk about the bills at all? Did you
want to talk about?

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
Go ahead? Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
So this last time I went off on a tangent.
So I have learned.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
I played the tape back. I'm like, okay, you did, Yeah,
I played the tape. You know, Dan, you gotta you
gotta like you gotta bullet point.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
I think you were upset with me at you a
little bit, but I was upset.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
I was just like, whoa, maybe I gotta look back
at the tape.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
All I said to you. All I said was take
a breath, because I had Kevin and and aside of
gout waiting in there, I didn't I didn't know you didn't.
I didn't have a chance to tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
And then but Mark kept like jumping in and I'm
not playing it. Mark.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
He was making a point. So now it's like, I
gotta refute the points that you make.

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
You were going a mile.

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
I listened to it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
Yeah, and you're not the first person that's told me
that this year. Okay, brother, ways was the only one
brought you Take a breath, brother. So this game is
really interesting because both of these teams are awful at
run defense.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
This is I like, here's the kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
The Bengals with Joe Burrow in their last eight games
quarterback by Joe Burrow all eight no their last two
and a quarter games against the Buffalo Bills, they've they're
too no and then Damar Hamlin died. So with the
Bengals having the lead, Joe Burrow is actually Buffalo Bill's kryptonite.
Doesn't matter if it's in Cincinnati, doesn't matter if it's

(01:49:21):
in Buffalo. Joey Bose is not gonna play Sunday. Why
hamstring issue? He's week to week anytime. Sean McDermot says
a player's week to week. He's out this week, so
that's tough. Ju says this game is gonna go over
the fifty three and a half point threshold. I think
it's gonna be the opposite. I think both of these
teams are gonna try to run on each other because
they're both at the bottom of the of the league

(01:49:43):
in terms of run defense. However, the Bill's pass defense
is getting better, but it's against Joe Burrow and they
got an all star team of receivers, are running back
and now a tight end named Yah Shabash who's incredible.
So it's gonna be tough. So here's what I think
the Bills need to do. Win the coin toss, take
the ball first and do what they did against Pittsburgh
and just keep Joe Burrow off the field. Then when

(01:50:05):
you're on defense, this is a crazy stat. Shaq Thompson's
older than you and I, but man, when he's out
there on defense playing linebacker, the Bills are the fourth
best defense in the NFL when he's off the field
to the twenty eighth to Shack Thompson, I think he's
thirty one, but in the NFL, though, that's like seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
Okay, well, what do we call Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
The quarterbacks don't count, Okay, I'm talking about like quarterbacks
like age gracefully.

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
If you're good, they'll protect you. You're fine. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Now, if Shaq Thompson's on the field, they're better off
because he could Peterson, this is what Peter said. When
Shaq Thompson's on the field, he knows where everybody's supposed
to line up. So I'm thinking the reason that the
Bills have dead defensive problems is because we're When they
added Jordan Poyer's like, what are you doing that for?
He knew where to put, you know, Cole Bishop in
the defensive backfield. He knew where to position everybody. Trey

(01:50:57):
White's getting better, Max Harrison's not playing as much. Christian
Benford is now following the number one receiver across the field,
playing Manda Man with him. So the defense is actually
getting better. But when Shaq Thompson is not in the field,
the those are the fourth worst defense in the NFL.
When he's on the field or the fourth, they're as
good as the Broncos.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
That's amazing, isn't it. That is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Joe Marino reported that today on his podcast, I'm like,
good kid.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
Yeah, I would never think like I always thought like
you could add one guy to a basketball team and
that could change the right course of things.

Speaker 1 (01:51:25):
You think about on offense. You never think about that
on defense.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
I never even thought of it with football, because right,
we did add Josh Allen, right, but it took it
took a great receiver right right right to come in
and do that.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
So the Bills don't.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
They still don't have those great receivers, which is why
they got to like run the ball out of Cincinnati
and Cinnanta's gonna try to stuff the box. And I
can't imagine I'm saying this, but it's the truth. Because
they have the receivers, get Josh Allen to beat him.

Speaker 4 (01:51:47):
But here's the kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
The Cincinnati Bengals have the worst defense in the NFL
when it comes to throwing at the tight end. If
Dalton Cocaid can get on the field, you're gonna see
that guy get throw after throw throw when they're not
running with Cook or Johnson in the backfield. Bills have
a shot to win, but they got to keep Joe
Burrow off the field. If they can do that. They
can win this game. But it's gonna be tough. It's

(01:52:09):
gonna be real tough. I like it, but they have
to keep him off the field. And you're not going
to be against Aaron Rodgers and a team of beat
up Pittsburgh Steelers. You're going up against like an all
star offense here. So it's gonna be a tough, tough game.
But if they can, if they can keep Joe Burrow
off the field, I can't believe I'm saying that with
a Josh Allen led team. But he's got no receivers.

Speaker 3 (01:52:28):
No, he doesn't, and that's the problem. And hopefully that's
something that gets addressed in the offseason after they win
the Super.

Speaker 4 (01:52:34):
The AFC is wide open, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
For Dan Barrille, a lot of fun tonight from hum Yeah,
covering everything top people. I forgot they were even here.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
It feels like last week.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
Juice and Jude get some old radio stories the Juice
od and then about I think I think it's very relatable.

Speaker 4 (01:52:54):
Juice loves that old show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
Yeah, well its every time I see you've talked to
Tom you anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:52:59):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
For Dan Brillo, for Juice Fields, for MJ Dispensary, Michelle
and Abbey. I'm Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow. Tennessee Feasts, California,
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