August 1, 2025 • 43 mins
Bill kicks things off with a video that’s been blowing up his phone—frequent podcast contributor Greg Connors walking alongside tight end Dawson Knox at Bills training camp. Could a secret team collaboration with The Killers be on the horizon during their Canandaigua concert? Bill hints that Greg knows something big is coming.
The crew dives headfirst into a spicy debate about The Killers’ iconic hit “Mr. Brightside.” Is it a tale of heartbreak or a twisted take on cuckolding? Dan thinks it’s the latter. Bill strongly disagrees, and they dissect the lyrics live on air—decide for yourself who’s right.
Then it’s all about football: The Bills gear up for their Blue and Red Game, Joe Burrow is feeling better than ever, and the Bengals offense is hot—but is their weak defense the kiss of death?
Things take a turn (a very strange turn) when Kevin brings in some bizarre booze: dill pickle vodka and spicy pickle whiskey. Should you drink it? Hear their raw, hilarious reactions.
Bill also shares a touching clip of Bill Burr remembering Bob Saget, sparking a mini-showdown over whether Burr has “changed.” Bill defends the comedian—Dan’s not buying it. You be the judge.
Plus:
This episode is jam-packed with laughs, hot takes, weird drinks, music debates, and Buffalo sports vibes. Enjoy!
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The crew dives headfirst into a spicy debate about The Killers’ iconic hit “Mr. Brightside.” Is it a tale of heartbreak or a twisted take on cuckolding? Dan thinks it’s the latter. Bill strongly disagrees, and they dissect the lyrics live on air—decide for yourself who’s right.
Then it’s all about football: The Bills gear up for their Blue and Red Game, Joe Burrow is feeling better than ever, and the Bengals offense is hot—but is their weak defense the kiss of death?
Things take a turn (a very strange turn) when Kevin brings in some bizarre booze: dill pickle vodka and spicy pickle whiskey. Should you drink it? Hear their raw, hilarious reactions.
Bill also shares a touching clip of Bill Burr remembering Bob Saget, sparking a mini-showdown over whether Burr has “changed.” Bill defends the comedian—Dan’s not buying it. You be the judge.
Plus:
- Another mountain lion sighting in the Rochester area—this one just five minutes from Kevin’s house. A witness is set to join in a future episode.
- A terrifying Delta flight hit severe turbulence—25 people hospitalized. What would you do in that situation? Call your family? Cry? Poop your pants? Bill explores that… literally.
- A recall alert: High Noon’s Celsius energy drink may actually contain alcohol. Could it get you in trouble during a traffic stop?
- And don’t miss the always-competitive Name That Tune showdown. Play along and see how you stack up!
This episode is jam-packed with laughs, hot takes, weird drinks, music debates, and Buffalo sports vibes. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka colored A podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots jeem Ram. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
(00:34):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling
a friend. That's how we spread the word. We got
pirate ship flags. I don't think Kevin was. I don't
know Kevin saw this yet. We got a listener who
sent us a pirate ship flag and I haven't right
well yet it's a pirate ship flag.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That now we gotta get to one of those little
pirate ship hats, the fourth Monthsketeer of the gay one.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's nice. That's very nice, very nice. Uh, Danny's in
here today. I got the Buffalo Bill's.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Hat from Connors and Farris. Oh is that Counter's Affairs original?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Look at that? Yes? Wow? So I got about seven
people sent me. Greg Connors walking with Dawson Knox today
and they're talking and Greg great. I had to be
like the greatest thing for Greg, so I sent it
to him. I go, No, less than seven people sent
this to me today. I had it in my Facebook.
I got it on Instagram, I got it in text.
I got so five ft seven dB. This is still
(01:46):
the day for me, just the other day. Greg counters,
it's just another day. Oh god, So Steve doesn't get this.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Well, Dawson not just came back to practice after a
personal injury. Yeah, so there could be a correlation.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh oh you think so, Danny. I didn't make that correlation.
Very good of you to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Ferris doesn't get this kind of prob this kind of
pub Greig Connor.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Towns stuck with.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
The Sabers, like we all are stuck with the Sabers, Like,
oh yeah, that's Buffalo's problem.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well that's true. So uh he said that they have
big plans for Saturday night at Semac because don't forget
the killer song.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, mister bright Side.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Is something that the Bills have sort of adopted, a song.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
About being cuck holded.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You don't have references marked the soldier. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm not sure that it's about cuck holding mister Brightside.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That's what it's about. How do you know watching your
girl plate?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You know it's mister Brightside is the Swedish word for soldier,
and mister is the Swedish word for mark.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Blocking my chance worst it's cuckhol to get Best's voyeurism.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, either way, the bills are some bills. Players are
gonna end up on stage. And I wonder if Greg
will be the choral director of Maybe he'll be playing
drums next to Flutie. Oh it could be. You never know,
you never know. Here you go. I'm gonna see right.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Now the first record Hot Fus, Yeah, the Killers on Bill.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Cage. It just fine, gotcause I fine the same.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
And she's calling you can smouch She's saved you in
the track that they got a fact?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Now am I stammaching sat?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
She's stating.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
His chest sounds now, dude, go Joe, wait, wait a bit.
I didn't think it's just thought.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
He said he loved her ass is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But why are you watching?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You know it's just good damn house. You know what
the video?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Do you know who's in the video, Sara Michelle Geller No,
this is two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah it's not Sarah Michelle Gellar's it's uh he is
no no, no, no, no no, no. Julia Roberts brother
Eric Roberts. Eric Roberts is in this. Is he the
cock or the cock hole? I don't know. He just
threw an apple to the chick that I think is
the she's got a carbon So this sounds like a
(04:45):
bunch of guys. Oh, so it's about it. It's talking
about guys running train on the girl. I don't think that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't think the she runs.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Out like okay, so she's puking up with him, but
she's still married to this other guy. See. I I
think this is a song about cheating, not cuck holding.
I think he's I think he's watching. He can't leave
because it's his goddamn because it's not he's in love
with this girl and she's and she just ran out,
and it's probably telling him it was just a kiss.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But he's right, Oh, it's about your friend from home.
But then old Rod from New York.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So god, he just called me when my dad dies a.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Mom still available, moround single now right?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay, I can see your point of view.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I think it. I don't know it's cuck holding as
much as it might be about a guy who's in
love with a chick who's married or taken, not available.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, he's mad you proved him wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's not mad. I just know that it proved him wrong.
I don't know what the song's about.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
But thing, it's like most people like this. This became
like a college football teams song. Why in Alabama it's
the beat yeah, like like like there's several singalongs in
college sports.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You could jump up and yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like in Ohio State it's hang on Sloopies. That is
their big singalong, House of Page, jump around at Wisconsin,
Ander Sandman at Virginia Tech. Uh, Michigan and Alabama have
this one. Won't back down at Florida. But then this
became a Bills one because there's a video of them
at a wedding singing this song. So now they started playing
it because you know, Josh Allen said it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I think I think Josh is on stage.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Of course he is good for him.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Should we go? You can get tickets?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Stay off, dude, it's probably like I look at like
three hundred bucks each.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm not sure day of maybe I'll look at a minute,
but I just looked up about lurk about a man
obsessed with the girl that's seeing another man.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, okay, thank you, thank you. I broke it down,
all right. It's a cuckold, you know what, because you know,
let me tell you why I went so hard at this.
That's okay, I'm gonna know now. I'm gonna tell you
about the smartest guy in the room a point. Well,
you are a very intelligent man. Whether or not that said,
I think he's raised my self appointment. Do you say
that because things your wife probably gets frustrated with. That's
(07:05):
all I have no idea. What I was gonna say
is that would sound like my father, who would go
that's a song about cuk holding. No, he would, he
fucking would. He stepped on my Bruce Springsteen tape because
I kept playing over and over I'm on Fire, and
he goes, that's a song that incites rape, pulled it out,
fucking stepped on it and threw it against the wall,
(07:26):
put a dent in the wall, and then gave me
eight bucks.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, here you go the sold out.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You're gonna go secondary out. There's no such thing as
sold out. I'm telling you right now, there's not. And
if you wait till the day, absolutely they hold for Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Now you cannot ticketmaster, so Saturday.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can probably get tickets and they I don't know
when they'll release them, maybe noon, maybe nine.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
But if you're you're helping the secondary market though by
spelling out these lives about the bills being there.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, I don't know that. It's just gonna tell you
right now that's true. That's bad. I don't want to
do that. You should say like the Jets are all
I'm saying is got some special things that will hopefully lost.
Gardener is going to be singing on stage with the
Killers this weekend. It's the Killers. Hamlin's got to be there.
(08:17):
Jesus Christ, what what what he survived? You gonna hold
your dad up like weekend at Bernie the other Killers.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You know you can pull the whole.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You're gonna be a.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Cremated We have you guys, My dad just done. Just
to prove it, Can we put your.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Dad nick and panty cannon? That would be very funny. Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You got to get one of those for for for
the party in October and spread your dad's ashes around
around pine planes.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't know, I wonder where, I don't know where
do they wanted to? I would bring it up to
your brother. He will he will have one rented in
a matter of a minute. Yeah, got some special things
that will hopefully line up for Saturday night at SEMAC.
I don't know what that means other than I would
think some bills will end up on stage. But how
(09:09):
is Greg involved in that? Is Greg gregsted.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Probably between No, he might be playing, he might be
playing the triangle during the song.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, here's the thing, you know what, Now it's our turn.
We're we're fucking going. This is it?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
This is all right?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah? It certainly seats available in the front.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You're looking at four to seventy three a ticket for
four tickets, six sixteen in the middle section, two nineteen
to the rear, and sixty six up on the lawn.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Sixty six dollars sixty six a ticket up on the lawn,
ticket a long seat. And have Greg just pulled a move?
Well no, I think that if you wait day of
I think you can get.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
The lawn seat, the lawn seat on the trunk blanket.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I bet we could get a free ticket. Who do
I know that would know somebody in the killers that
they would hold back. Here's the problems, you know, Jiff Hawkins. Yes,
but I I think that there only times.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
He probably gets hit up a day.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I don't want to do that again. No, he's just spitting.
But I think that I wonder if the bills are
going to get the tickets that they are that are
held back, they could, you know what I mean, the
players that would be.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
A better they'd be distributed to the bills.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
That's a good point. That's a good point. But I'm
just saying, like day of and these guys got so
much fucking money they don't care, you know, right, They're
all going to be in Greg's sweet Uh. Yeah, he's
got like the boy, he's got the box that comes
with There's a so at Cemac right above the stage,
(10:45):
so you're actually looking down. You're you're like just above,
You're as close as you can get and then up
and there's usually like a bar there and they have
cocktail service and all kinds of shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
The on Center in Syracuse has a theater and I
pulled the trigger for a show there once and I'm like,
let me get these balcony seats, thinking they're.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Kind to be off to the side.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
We were literally over the stage and like what would
be the third row of the lower section. Yeah, like
I was looking ten feet down and I'm watching the
band ail and it was like forty bucks really like
our own little balcony. We had four seats in there,
and nobody else bought the other two, so we just
we spread out and relaxed.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Wow, what show is that? It was a collective soul show.
Oh okay, but you are a collective soul dude. You're
like you're their fan, kind of like you and John Hyatt. Yeah,
I listened to a whole bunch of John Collective Soul
still Tour. No, it's funny that you say that, because
I listened to a bunch of John Hyatt the other day.
(11:46):
I just put it on put it on shuffle on
my phone and I was cleaning some stuff out, and
I go, oh, let me listen to John Hyatt, and
I went, yeah, those guys would fucking hate this. I
would fucking hate this. That's what I thought. What are
you gonna do, Danny? Any news out of Bills training Camp.
I know they're heading, but they didn't have anything today.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Specer Brown was it was activated off the puplast, so
he's practicing. So that's good news. Okay, that's about it.
I mean and Hairston now is uh yeah, yeah, yeah
the type people listening to this. The Blue and Red
Scrimmage will take place at Orchard Park at rich Stadium.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And uh, which Craig is going to as well? Yeah,
I'm sure he is.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Oh yeah, he's got to Josh helmet Allan the helmet
he's gonna wear. No, because every Blue and Red game,
Josh Allen wears a different colored helmet. Like a few
years ago he wore the red one and people got excited.
The Bill's going back to the red took three years.
One year he wore a blue one. One year. I
think last year you wore a black one. So we'll see.
He's got a great guy. All those helmets at his house,
maybe those are the helmets that he's using.
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Kevin brought in said he had alcohol tonight, which I
was like, well, I wasn't playing. I wasn't planning to
drink tonight, but up, whoa what is this? You even
(14:32):
got a poor tap on it? I found a port tap.
Where did you find it in your house? In my
What is this? It's yellow? Oh, dill pickle shot pickle vodka.
I've been told, okay, multiple people, I have to try this. Okay,
this is who was just saying. Wasn't Doug talking about
pickle vodka? I don't know. Yeah, Doug did some pickle vodka.
(14:53):
So this is a Dill pickle shot. This is vodka.
Where's it from the liquor store? Oh? I didn't know
if it was a Trader Joe's thing. Then he went
up to Trader Joe's. So we're gonna do a dill
pickle shot. I can work a Damien's.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Look at that that still looks like a glow in
the glow in the dark.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That looks like I'm not It looks like I'm dehydrated.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Remember those triumedic that they took off the market.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It looks like the thing you put behind the steel
door in the bathroom when you're done. Put the bottle
up if you want here it is the dill pickle shot.
Smells like pickle juice, too real.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
It looks like that trium ot stuff they used to
make us drink when we were kids. Instead of ropotesting,
they took it off.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Just a little bit. I'm good, just a t I'm good,
a little tiny taste for Bill's dad.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I didn't everybody show he's not my chips on coked
last week.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
We don't care about Hogan. I had no relationship with Hogan.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'm still feeling the I'm still reeling from Hogan's loss.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Are have they buried him yet? He had a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
There's so much controversy surrounding his family. You ready, I
think sulling.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh that's good. Oh, that's dangerously good. Yeah, it's like
mining into a burger. Oh my god, that is dangerously Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Does it clear your sinuses?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Don't. No, it doesn't taste like alcohol. No, it tastes
like pickle juice. Uh. I think if you drink enough
of this, it tastes it smells funny when you're pink.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That could that could get this could get you in
some trouble on a Saturday or Friday night. Oh no,
this should get me on because you don't think you're
drinking liquor. Because it tastes like any night that begins
and ends in tea. I think I'm pickle shot t.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Night. Any night that begins ends with tea. But jelous
have day in morning? Yeah, I know, night, I said,
I said night. So what fire?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Little girls?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It is a weird song though, No is it a
girl about being about her being abused or No?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I think it's about like.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Uht home, you know who? I want to say, I
want Tom Waste to sing.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
It sounds like a girl because in the video Sprink Jamestfield.
This is back in the days of the eighties when
the videos weren't just the songs, but there was like
an open to it, a prelude. He needs a mechanic
and he's working on her car, and he gets out
from under the car and talks to her like like
he's got this crush on her and she's got all
this money, but her husband's never home. It's one of
(17:26):
those like trophy, he's on business, girl, heldtle girls? Your
daddy at home? Did he go and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Oh how about fire?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah he's not it. No, No, I get it. He's burning.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Talk about it.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
He's burning for a woman. Yeah. Yeah, I've been there
a few times in my life.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I had too. I'll tell you what. When I was divorced,
it was like Friday at five o'clock. I'm like, oh,
what do I do now? The other five days you're working?
And also it's like the weekend, like my friends are
all married and have kids, and uh.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Is that what you do Friday? He was doing it
Friday when he got divorced. I didn't know. When I
was separated, I used to sometimes go out, but I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I wasn't a big partier though he like bars.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
He's not a huge fan. No, but I would. I
would hit different bars. I would go places. Yeah, okay,
I had a few friends, Jim Jack, I got daddy.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Did he go and leave you all over?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I got a bad assire because in some guinea, How
funny was that fucking video where ice cream? I can?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I can just visualize it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I could just hear the I think the best part
of that video is.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
That, oh I can hear I can? I could hear
Bob Sagan or or what's his name from Fresh Prince
Therefo rabiio a ka Carlton doing play by play in
America's Funny the Stone Videos.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We're all over the place here because we this is my.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Niece was on that show. By the way, what America's
funniestone Videos?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, I'll two one more.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
She was for what they were doing a video about
young love. And so there was this boy next door
who was her age, and he would climb a ladder
and talk to her over the fence, so she would go.
She sees him, So she goes in the house.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
How old was she?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
She was like three?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
She grabs her little footstool, puts it so she could
talk to him.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Did they make it into the studio audience?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Oh no, no, they just got on the show. They didn't
get in the studio audience.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
So I saw something today that was very, very touching,
and it was Bill Burr, and he actually got choked up.
Did you talk about his no, talking about Saggott saying
that Bob Saggett would go back and forth with you
on text for hours with jokes and jokes and jokes
and how funny it was. And that's somebody that he like,
he genuinely misses, and he was such a champion of
(19:43):
young comics. And he goes, look as you get old,
he's like the first forty years ago, somebody said, the
first forty years of your life are collecting people. The
next forty years of your life is losing people. Yeah,
and Bill Burr got emotional. I would love to sit
down and just have a conversation with him.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well, do you ever hear story about Bill Burr and
Billy carry.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Let me finish, yes, about them being brothers? Uh? Yeah,
so he uh, but I think it was they talked
about it. No, but it was on whose podcast? Whose
podcast was it? It was what's his name, Howie Mandel's podcast. Yeah,
but then they.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Both end up talking about it on a podcast together.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yes, how He's Yeah, so they were, but he and
then he said, like, I think that's our job is
to our purpose is to help the younger people is
to help them. I thought it was very, very emotional.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Was just trying to take his tough mutter. You got
to pull people up, man, the more people you pull up.
Bill Burr is a uh, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Bill Burr is usually not like he's just somewhat sarcastic
and gets pissy and stuff. Oh yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Gotten a little strange over the last few years.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Over there. What do you mean he's gotten strange.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Oh, he's gotten a little bit more woke Bill Burr. Yeah,
look it up.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Wait, Bill Burber, who did this whole bit about white women, yes,
sticking their Gucci footed, their Gucci booted foot over the fence. Yeah,
to become woke himself.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
He starts.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Now he's getting there. Yeah, you're out of your mind.
All right, look it up. You're out of your mind.
You're out of your mind. I guess so, but you
are out of your fucking mind. I'm not joking that that.
I never laughed so hard as was his Saturday Night
Live where he even did that bit. I had heard
it a couple of times where he said, I, you know,
every white woman swung their Gucci booted foot over the
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fence to become black and blacks black lives matter, and
it was just so funny the way he said it.
And because I still don't, I mean, old Dad's is
against everything woke watched the movie. I know, I know,
you're out of your tree. He may just be a
little bit more human.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
This is just what people are saying.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Who's saying it is not woke people sleepy. I'll just kidding.
I'm not I'm not kidding. I like Bill Burt.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I enjoyed Bill burn me too.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Uh, here's what else I enjoy I did not realize
that we have another big foot side I mean, uh,
lion sighting in the Greater Rochester area, this time out
by three minutes from my house. Yeah, I didn't know this.
We were trying to get that. We're gonna get somebody on eventually.
But do you know what the exact circumstances of this were, Like,
(22:26):
were they in the woods? Were they how did they
see it? Was it caught on a ring door that the.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
First woman that I talked to this morning, she found dum, dumb,
she found boo.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
The folks from the DC came out and confirmed that
it was in the mountain lion, potentially mountain lion.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Doo doo. Could have been a fucking Saint Bernard from
down the street that ran in your yard and took
a ship.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Could have been a cat burglar.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Could have been My favorite was always uh uh oh god,
I'm forgetting the comedy Robert Schimmel, and he did a
whole bit on uh. He goes, yeah, he goes, you know,
I have three daughters. Man, he can never get in
the bathroom and all they're locked in there for hours
on end. He goes, I eventually had to go into
the litter box. My buddy comes over and goes, hey, Buck,
(23:15):
did you get it? Mountain lion is so fucking funny
to me, I laughed, Ard I was one of the
first jokes I ever heard. I loved Robert shimmele yes,
oh no, no, I didn't know if if there was.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And then the second young lady, I spoke to her,
and her daughter had kind of seen it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Any photo or video of this.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
She's not sure she she has gotten confirmation that it's
been a mountainine, but she says she knows she saw
what she saw. Okay, they were up visiting their parents
to they this up by if you're familiar with the
West Side where Coles is on Ridge Road, right in
behind Coles and Larkin Creek.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Oh okay, so about like I said, about five minutes
they were getting clothing between Ridge and between Cole Cells,
disposable clothing. So I always say, because like if you
ron it, yeah, fuck it this.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But then, but then my good buddy, my good buddy
Lou who owns Lujia's ice Cream out and noged in
this is funny, apparently apparently want to eBay the other
night and bought a giant, life size fiberglass cougar.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, inspired by Bill Pickell Vodka has it out in
front of the ice creamp. It looks like so fucking
rare pictures of Facebook cops are hugging it.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I tried to get into comedy had and he had dinner.
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dozen on a Delta flight taking to hospitals after turbulence
forces plane to make an emergency landing. They were saying
it hit the freaking ceiling. Yeah, so it was set
(27:21):
I think a flight from Salt Lake City, which I
thought my uncle was talking about being on because they
live in Park City. So they would fly out of
Salt Lake City in Utah to Denmark. It was supposed
to go to Denmark and it hit such turbulence, and
I guess there was warnings over parts of Wyoming that
it was terrible turbulence. They hit like one what a.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Couple of days ago, because they've had that front coming
across the Yeah, cut the temperatures, but it's been like
hurricane force wins twenty to the middle of the country.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Twenty five people wound up like going to the hospital
just to be checked out. But I guess, like one
flight attendant, so I saw this. One guy said, I
truly thought the plane was going down. His name is
Joseph carbon. He said he grabbed his wife's hand, embraced
for the worst, and I started thinking, what would you
do if you're if that's you, and then you.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
See if I'm in a mental seat and my wife's
the one side and it really hot chicks on your side,
I got a decision to make.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Who's kind of my grabbing, I'm you're fucking dead. You're
dead tonight.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I didn't say it wasn't gonna grab her hand and
said there's a decision to be made.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It was gonna make the wrong decision, you know, my
wife or a really hot chicken. Now I get some
more Jake Daniels quick.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
They'll just got that saying, you know week we are
as man, we are, Yeah, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I didn't say what I never said. I wouldn't pick carry, okay.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
But I'd be trying to tell people about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Well, I mean, this is it. What do you doing
if you're on that flight? Because I think a flight attendant.
They said, hit the ceiling, yeah, because she wasn't strapped right.
And then I and then if you a lot of
people just lay it across their belt like their lap,
so it's not there. They might have flown up. A
lot of people got hurt. So I go, I never
understood this. I never understood the necessity of a seatbelt
(29:07):
on an airplane. If the fucking plane is going down,
that seatbelt they're going to keep me alive. I'm with you.
I can understand that. I I just did it because
there's no there's no front windshiel for me.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
A car.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
No. With your mom throwing her arm out, they can't
get the lid off the bar jar main age, but
she can stop you. Yeah. Uh, would you make a
phone call the loved ones, Danny, if you thought your
plane was going down? Do you do you make a
phone call? You do? Yes? Yeah, But there's not a
lot of time. So now you got to make a decision.
(29:38):
Who means more to you? What's with you? If be's
with that's with me.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
I'm calling my mother.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh look at you? God? Damn? What if what if
my head and my mother was at But sure, three boys?
So your mother could be technically fourth in that Yeah, yeah, yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
What what if.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
We're recording, would you call us?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Did stay on the phone we want to hear all
of a sudden it hits the ground. It's just like
Bill hitting the doc because I go, I think I
might text, like what would you text somebody if you need?
You have to take your phone on airplane. But you're
gonna suck up all the controls. Wow, too late, now
(30:27):
I may I was thinking, like I actually did think
about that. I will text. Just know my love for
you runs deep and will never cease, which then my
family may go, oh, dad's drunk again?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Was he going somewhere he died? I thought he was
just drinking.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That was mon an airplane.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Does that mean that we have to have like one
of those emergency texts in the chamber in case something happened?
So you like, oh, emergency mass text? Why I gotta
find my emergency mass text.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
If you're reading this, I'm dead. What if it's a
text you received there's nobody like, what what if it's
a text you received from somebody? Are you trying to
reach out to them to go, hey, what's going on.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Is it Is it a loved or is it an acquaintance?
Like is it is it Carrier the Boys or is
it Bob Well? I mean Bob may send you I
Love you man text. I don't know. It depends on
how high or drunk he is. This is all possibility.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Be like, listen, you've all given me a great life.
Find Jesus, I'll see you in heaven. Yeah, don't find Jesus. Well,
I'll see it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh, well, that's true. Could you believe that? Would you believe? Yes?
But I gotta think someone on that flight must have
wet their pants.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
There's way past. I mean, now, now, hang on, here's
who may I have pulled that mountain lion? I know,
but we always say I almost ship my pants, right
and I go. I've never had an emergency situation where
I felt like I was gonna ship my pants.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I never have have you talked about it? I mean
that mountain. I was running and I had to take
a ship. It's an emergency if I that's not a
ticket ship like I had to I was running and
all of a sudden it was like so I ran
up on the side of the hill and hung my
ass over.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
But No, this is uh will you be when you're lexing?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Where will you be when? But I'm serious, take me
for a second, you know, Like even Cosby Separate the
the the Art from the man, he had a thing
like my mother always told me to have clean underwear
on you never in case you're in an accident. And
he goes but first you say it, then you do it.
I remember laughing as incredibly as a kid. But I'm
(32:41):
thinking in any kind of or I've been in several
car accidents, I've been in situations that were pretty pretty scary,
and I left the most spoon the first in my
pants after that, but I have never shipped my pants.
Everything tightens up, my finer goes fit like real tight.
Not I don't know, so I'm going maybe wet yourself.
(33:04):
I could see ship your pants in your first marriage
and gotten the hell out of there. But I'm just saying,
warned me that day. Have you like have you ever
like you? She's next to you at the altar.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I took like eight dumps before the wedding my first wedding. Yeah,
I had to go to the bathroom like eight or
nine times.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Almost ship your pants? Yeah, there you go. Yes, my
theory wrong. No, But have you ever been so scared
that you've lost bodily functions, lost control of bodily functions?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
You've been so scared dripped. I've gotten scared where I've dripped,
But I've not lost bodily function.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
No, I do kegels up. Damn scared again. Yeah, that's weird, right,
because I was trying to think of that. Now we
have a friend who was held up at gunpoint and
wettest pants. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wettest pants held a
gun point. Now, I never been held a gunpoint. I
don't know how I would react. I know, we don't know,
(34:06):
but I have been arranged that next week if you
thank you, no, thank you at all? Ever.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, the city's going down, un I'll run the report
of reconfessed this find something for you. I have try
to putting a shop up after four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
You'll be letting your pants because the man is going on.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
But I mean, I've had the cops put me in
the backseat of cars. I've had them pick me up.
I've had the police pick me up and I wound
up in the backseat of the car and they wouldn't
tell me why, and I wasn't shipping my pants. I
was just I mean, I know my rights. Well, I
don't know what happened, thank you. That's where I was going.
(34:43):
I have had where people have scared me, or have
had situations and I have farted. I have never shipped,
oh yeah, and I have never wet.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Like during the AFC Championship game last year in the
Josh Allen's Final drive, man, I left off three or four.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Like that was Greg's basement.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
That was it was not the turn lying. That was
a bTB. The other thing was I couldn't get ahold
of my wife, like are you watching this? I didn't
realize she went to bed. Who goes to bed? During
the anti championship game, she was sick. I thought you
were dead.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I thought the turkey sub turned to Greg's it was
Dan's ass. I just never have had that situation where
I've been so scared that I've lost myself.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I've flactulated. Yeah, no, no I have to not like
lost my bowels.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, no, not at all. No. I don't think like
even in car accidents or anything. And I think the
phrases I've shipped my pants, But I would be interested
if anybody on that flight ship their pains. It's the
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talks to Angels Black Crows nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yep, it is she talks to angels from the Black
Crows in nineteen ninety fucking mother flipper.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, so that's ten neon trees, everybody trees, forty talks.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
It has everybody talks twenty thirteen, twenty fifteen, twenty twelve,
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Speaker 2 (38:13):
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Speaker 4 (38:15):
Dido two thousand, Thank you for the sweep.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
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I got five three tight f.
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is not real world. It is not real world. I
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thousand and eight. It's no such thing from John Mayer
in two thousand and one. Fuck so now I only have.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Wow Stone. She's a rainbow nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
She's like a rainbow rolling So it's nineteen sixty seven.
She's a rainbow for the rolling stones. You had it
correct any of you cross out it's nineteen sixty seven.
It was sixty seven. It was sixty seven. I wrote seven.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
No, maybe it's seventy one. Don't get on it what
I created?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So she changed. I'm like, oh, oh's got a chance?
This is Ozzy No More? It is our Tiers, No
More Tears.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Did he's seven?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
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not I wrote twenty ten, it's not that. It is
Ozzie's No More Tiers from nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Now, oh wow, Okay, so this was not the same
album as Mama Coming Home. I believe.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
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Speaker 3 (39:31):
It is not?
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Is it George Michael?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It is not George Mike. This is it? It is?
This is it? And I said nineteen ninety eight. I
don't know what I.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Said, seven Yeah, this is it from Kenny Loggin, Oh,
nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
If he's not chasing a gopher, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
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I wrote, I did not get COOLi Oh, I wrote
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in a and it's rolled my homies from nineteen ninety five.
It's coolio Jim. But well, we guess you didn't write
one downs hood.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
So don't sit that's not Friday, put us down.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Friday seas a week clueless. Sorry, let's get Simmerston. He's
pretty murved. De seat, I got lost. I think a
right act.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I lost seventy points.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I had sixty five, mother Fletcher, Hang another bear, Yeah,
I know, hang another bet, hang another better. That's right,
I'm under shooting. Yeah that's the tie by nineteen one
year with Black Crows. Yeah yeah, So well say, well,
you know you win some and you lose a lot
that I lose a lot. I lose a lot. I'm
(40:42):
intrigued to see, you know, let's see you. We can
get Steve to commit. Steve, Steve, Steve, come in here
real quick. I want to see, like if Steve can
give me a hint as to what what this thing
is we're wrapping up. But sit right here. I have
a question for you. So I get this like cryptic
(41:03):
thing going, hey, I got something cool, cool, bring it out?
But not if it's raining. So I go, it's got
to be a vehicle. Is it a vehicle.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
It's a vehicle.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Okay, that's awesome. I wonder what kind of vehicle. I
don't noah, wait wait wait, now, hang on a second,
see if you can guess the year. I'll give you
import or American import Import. That's why I said to Uni.
Fuck yeah, see if you can guess here, I'll give
you ten punchs. You can beat Dan if I get
the year. Uh wow, but she's an import. I'm going eighties.
(41:36):
You're going eighties. Yeah, I'm thinking not. I'm thinking this
is like a nineteen ninety seven. I'm going eighty three.
Oh right, it might be seventies, right, is the.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Seventy nine Super Rouge?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
All right? Well, this is a station, the first ever
Coexist sticker that was printed. It's a convertible. Is it
a convertible? Okay? It is a roadster okay, two thousand
and seven, two thousand and seven, roadster ship. I have
something in my head. I don't want to say. It's pickle. Well, no,
(42:17):
I eat this pickle vodcket. I'm thinking I'd love to
see as an Aston Martin. It's not it's not our
friend upstairs the entire shot. Yeah that's true. All right,
Well we will close it out and we'll find out.
Danny does another fine job. Turbulence, pickled vodka, pickle whiskey
(42:39):
Thanks to Kevin Steve Mills. I can't wait to see
with me. Uh what the vehicle he brought? Bill. Have
a great weekend everybody. This is it until next week.
You got some stuff.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
Drum Yeah, we'll see you Monday. Forgive me, You know
me in the hotels, didn't know what to do. I
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Didn't buy the dagnet about.
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The unit of state.
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Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling
a friend. That's how we spread the word. We got
pirate ship flags. I don't think Kevin was. I don't
know Kevin saw this yet. We got a listener who
sent us a pirate ship flag and I haven't right
well yet it's a pirate ship flag.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That now we gotta get to one of those little
pirate ship hats, the fourth Monthsketeer of the gay one.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's nice. That's very nice, very nice. Uh, Danny's in
here today. I got the Buffalo Bill's.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Hat from Connors and Farris. Oh is that Counter's Affairs original?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Look at that? Yes? Wow? So I got about seven
people sent me. Greg Connors walking with Dawson Knox today
and they're talking and Greg great. I had to be
like the greatest thing for Greg, so I sent it
to him. I go, No, less than seven people sent
this to me today. I had it in my Facebook.
I got it on Instagram, I got it in text.
I got so five ft seven dB. This is still
(01:46):
the day for me, just the other day. Greg counters,
it's just another day. Oh god, So Steve doesn't get this.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Well, Dawson not just came back to practice after a
personal injury. Yeah, so there could be a correlation.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh oh you think so, Danny. I didn't make that correlation.
Very good of you to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Ferris doesn't get this kind of prob this kind of
pub Greig Connor.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Towns stuck with.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
The Sabers, like we all are stuck with the Sabers, Like,
oh yeah, that's Buffalo's problem.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well that's true. So uh he said that they have
big plans for Saturday night at Semac because don't forget
the killer song.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, mister bright Side.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Is something that the Bills have sort of adopted, a song.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
About being cuck holded.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You don't have references marked the soldier. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm not sure that it's about cuck holding mister Brightside.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That's what it's about. How do you know watching your
girl plate?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You know it's mister Brightside is the Swedish word for soldier,
and mister is the Swedish word for mark.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Blocking my chance worst it's cuckhol to get Best's voyeurism.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, either way, the bills are some bills. Players are
gonna end up on stage. And I wonder if Greg
will be the choral director of Maybe he'll be playing
drums next to Flutie. Oh it could be. You never know,
you never know. Here you go. I'm gonna see right.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Now the first record Hot Fus, Yeah, the Killers on Bill.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Cage. It just fine, gotcause I fine the same.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
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the track that they got a fact?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Now am I stammaching sat?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
She's stating.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
His chest sounds now, dude, go Joe, wait, wait a bit.
I didn't think it's just thought.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
He said he loved her ass is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But why are you watching?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You know it's just good damn house. You know what
the video?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Do you know who's in the video, Sara Michelle Geller No,
this is two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah it's not Sarah Michelle Gellar's it's uh he is
no no, no, no, no no, no. Julia Roberts brother
Eric Roberts. Eric Roberts is in this. Is he the
cock or the cock hole? I don't know. He just
threw an apple to the chick that I think is
the she's got a carbon So this sounds like a
(04:45):
bunch of guys. Oh, so it's about it. It's talking
about guys running train on the girl. I don't think that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't think the she runs.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Out like okay, so she's puking up with him, but
she's still married to this other guy. See. I I
think this is a song about cheating, not cuck holding.
I think he's I think he's watching. He can't leave
because it's his goddamn because it's not he's in love
with this girl and she's and she just ran out,
and it's probably telling him it was just a kiss.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But he's right, Oh, it's about your friend from home.
But then old Rod from New York.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So god, he just called me when my dad dies a.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Mom still available, moround single now right?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay, I can see your point of view.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I think it. I don't know it's cuck holding as
much as it might be about a guy who's in
love with a chick who's married or taken, not available.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, he's mad you proved him wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's not mad. I just know that it proved him wrong.
I don't know what the song's about.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
But thing, it's like most people like this. This became
like a college football teams song. Why in Alabama it's
the beat yeah, like like like there's several singalongs in
college sports.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You could jump up and yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like in Ohio State it's hang on Sloopies. That is
their big singalong, House of Page, jump around at Wisconsin,
Ander Sandman at Virginia Tech. Uh, Michigan and Alabama have
this one. Won't back down at Florida. But then this
became a Bills one because there's a video of them
at a wedding singing this song. So now they started playing
it because you know, Josh Allen said it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I think I think Josh is on stage.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Of course he is good for him.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Should we go? You can get tickets?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Stay off, dude, it's probably like I look at like
three hundred bucks each.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm not sure day of maybe I'll look at a minute,
but I just looked up about lurk about a man
obsessed with the girl that's seeing another man.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, okay, thank you, thank you. I broke it down,
all right. It's a cuckold, you know what, because you know,
let me tell you why I went so hard at this.
That's okay, I'm gonna know now. I'm gonna tell you
about the smartest guy in the room a point. Well,
you are a very intelligent man. Whether or not that said,
I think he's raised my self appointment. Do you say
that because things your wife probably gets frustrated with. That's
(07:05):
all I have no idea. What I was gonna say
is that would sound like my father, who would go
that's a song about cuk holding. No, he would, he
fucking would. He stepped on my Bruce Springsteen tape because
I kept playing over and over I'm on Fire, and
he goes, that's a song that incites rape, pulled it out,
fucking stepped on it and threw it against the wall,
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put a dent in the wall, and then gave me
eight bucks.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, here you go the sold out.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You're gonna go secondary out. There's no such thing as
sold out. I'm telling you right now, there's not. And
if you wait till the day, absolutely they hold for Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Now you cannot ticketmaster, so Saturday.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can probably get tickets and they I don't know
when they'll release them, maybe noon, maybe nine.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
But if you're you're helping the secondary market though by
spelling out these lives about the bills being there.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, I don't know that. It's just gonna tell you
right now that's true. That's bad. I don't want to
do that. You should say like the Jets are all
I'm saying is got some special things that will hopefully lost.
Gardener is going to be singing on stage with the
Killers this weekend. It's the Killers. Hamlin's got to be there.
(08:17):
Jesus Christ, what what what he survived? You gonna hold
your dad up like weekend at Bernie the other Killers.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You know you can pull the whole.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You're gonna be a.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Cremated We have you guys, My dad just done. Just
to prove it, Can we put your.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Dad nick and panty cannon? That would be very funny. Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You got to get one of those for for for
the party in October and spread your dad's ashes around
around pine planes.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't know, I wonder where, I don't know where
do they wanted to? I would bring it up to
your brother. He will he will have one rented in
a matter of a minute. Yeah, got some special things
that will hopefully line up for Saturday night at SEMAC.
I don't know what that means other than I would
think some bills will end up on stage. But how
(09:09):
is Greg involved in that? Is Greg gregsted.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Probably between No, he might be playing, he might be
playing the triangle during the song.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, here's the thing, you know what, Now it's our turn.
We're we're fucking going. This is it?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
This is all right?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah? It certainly seats available in the front.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You're looking at four to seventy three a ticket for
four tickets, six sixteen in the middle section, two nineteen
to the rear, and sixty six up on the lawn.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Sixty six dollars sixty six a ticket up on the lawn,
ticket a long seat. And have Greg just pulled a move?
Well no, I think that if you wait day of
I think you can get.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
The lawn seat, the lawn seat on the trunk blanket.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I bet we could get a free ticket. Who do
I know that would know somebody in the killers that
they would hold back. Here's the problems, you know, Jiff Hawkins. Yes,
but I I think that there only times.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
He probably gets hit up a day.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I don't want to do that again. No, he's just spitting.
But I think that I wonder if the bills are
going to get the tickets that they are that are
held back, they could, you know what I mean, the
players that would be.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
A better they'd be distributed to the bills.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
That's a good point. That's a good point. But I'm
just saying, like day of and these guys got so
much fucking money they don't care, you know, right, They're
all going to be in Greg's sweet Uh. Yeah, he's
got like the boy, he's got the box that comes
with There's a so at Cemac right above the stage,
(10:45):
so you're actually looking down. You're you're like just above,
You're as close as you can get and then up
and there's usually like a bar there and they have
cocktail service and all kinds of shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
The on Center in Syracuse has a theater and I
pulled the trigger for a show there once and I'm like,
let me get these balcony seats, thinking they're.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Kind to be off to the side.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
We were literally over the stage and like what would
be the third row of the lower section. Yeah, like
I was looking ten feet down and I'm watching the
band ail and it was like forty bucks really like
our own little balcony. We had four seats in there,
and nobody else bought the other two, so we just
we spread out and relaxed.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Wow, what show is that? It was a collective soul show.
Oh okay, but you are a collective soul dude. You're
like you're their fan, kind of like you and John Hyatt. Yeah,
I listened to a whole bunch of John Collective Soul
still Tour. No, it's funny that you say that, because
I listened to a bunch of John Hyatt the other day.
(11:46):
I just put it on put it on shuffle on
my phone and I was cleaning some stuff out, and
I go, oh, let me listen to John Hyatt, and
I went, yeah, those guys would fucking hate this. I
would fucking hate this. That's what I thought. What are
you gonna do, Danny? Any news out of Bills training Camp.
I know they're heading, but they didn't have anything today.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Specer Brown was it was activated off the puplast, so
he's practicing. So that's good news. Okay, that's about it.
I mean and Hairston now is uh yeah, yeah, yeah
the type people listening to this. The Blue and Red
Scrimmage will take place at Orchard Park at rich Stadium.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And uh, which Craig is going to as well? Yeah,
I'm sure he is.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Oh yeah, he's got to Josh helmet Allan the helmet
he's gonna wear. No, because every Blue and Red game,
Josh Allen wears a different colored helmet. Like a few
years ago he wore the red one and people got excited.
The Bill's going back to the red took three years.
One year he wore a blue one. One year. I
think last year you wore a black one. So we'll see.
He's got a great guy. All those helmets at his house,
maybe those are the helmets that he's using.
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Kevin brought in said he had alcohol tonight, which I
was like, well, I wasn't playing. I wasn't planning to
drink tonight, but up, whoa what is this? You even
(14:32):
got a poor tap on it? I found a port tap.
Where did you find it in your house? In my
What is this? It's yellow? Oh, dill pickle shot pickle vodka.
I've been told, okay, multiple people, I have to try this. Okay,
this is who was just saying. Wasn't Doug talking about
pickle vodka? I don't know. Yeah, Doug did some pickle vodka.
(14:53):
So this is a Dill pickle shot. This is vodka.
Where's it from the liquor store? Oh? I didn't know
if it was a Trader Joe's thing. Then he went
up to Trader Joe's. So we're gonna do a dill
pickle shot. I can work a Damien's.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Look at that that still looks like a glow in
the glow in the dark.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That looks like I'm not It looks like I'm dehydrated.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Remember those triumedic that they took off the market.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It looks like the thing you put behind the steel
door in the bathroom when you're done. Put the bottle
up if you want here it is the dill pickle shot.
Smells like pickle juice, too real.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
It looks like that trium ot stuff they used to
make us drink when we were kids. Instead of ropotesting,
they took it off.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Just a little bit. I'm good, just a t I'm good,
a little tiny taste for Bill's dad.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I didn't everybody show he's not my chips on coked
last week.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
We don't care about Hogan. I had no relationship with Hogan.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'm still feeling the I'm still reeling from Hogan's loss.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Are have they buried him yet? He had a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
There's so much controversy surrounding his family. You ready, I
think sulling.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh that's good. Oh, that's dangerously good. Yeah, it's like
mining into a burger. Oh my god, that is dangerously Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Does it clear your sinuses?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Don't. No, it doesn't taste like alcohol. No, it tastes
like pickle juice. Uh. I think if you drink enough
of this, it tastes it smells funny when you're pink.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That could that could get this could get you in
some trouble on a Saturday or Friday night. Oh no,
this should get me on because you don't think you're
drinking liquor. Because it tastes like any night that begins
and ends in tea. I think I'm pickle shot t.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Night. Any night that begins ends with tea. But jelous
have day in morning? Yeah, I know, night, I said,
I said night. So what fire?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Little girls?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It is a weird song though, No is it a
girl about being about her being abused or No?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I think it's about like.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Uht home, you know who? I want to say, I
want Tom Waste to sing.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
It sounds like a girl because in the video Sprink Jamestfield.
This is back in the days of the eighties when
the videos weren't just the songs, but there was like
an open to it, a prelude. He needs a mechanic
and he's working on her car, and he gets out
from under the car and talks to her like like
he's got this crush on her and she's got all
this money, but her husband's never home. It's one of
(17:26):
those like trophy, he's on business, girl, heldtle girls? Your
daddy at home? Did he go and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Oh how about fire?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah he's not it. No, No, I get it. He's burning.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Talk about it.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
He's burning for a woman. Yeah. Yeah, I've been there
a few times in my life.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I had too. I'll tell you what. When I was divorced,
it was like Friday at five o'clock. I'm like, oh,
what do I do now? The other five days you're working?
And also it's like the weekend, like my friends are
all married and have kids, and uh.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Is that what you do Friday? He was doing it
Friday when he got divorced. I didn't know. When I
was separated, I used to sometimes go out, but I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I wasn't a big partier though he like bars.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
He's not a huge fan. No, but I would. I
would hit different bars. I would go places. Yeah, okay,
I had a few friends, Jim Jack, I got daddy.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Did he go and leave you all over?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I got a bad assire because in some guinea, How
funny was that fucking video where ice cream? I can?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I can just visualize it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I could just hear the I think the best part
of that video is.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
That, oh I can hear I can? I could hear
Bob Sagan or or what's his name from Fresh Prince
Therefo rabiio a ka Carlton doing play by play in
America's Funny the Stone Videos.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We're all over the place here because we this is my.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Niece was on that show. By the way, what America's
funniestone Videos?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, I'll two one more.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
She was for what they were doing a video about
young love. And so there was this boy next door
who was her age, and he would climb a ladder
and talk to her over the fence, so she would go.
She sees him, So she goes in the house.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
How old was she?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
She was like three?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
She grabs her little footstool, puts it so she could
talk to him.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Did they make it into the studio audience?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Oh no, no, they just got on the show. They didn't
get in the studio audience.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
So I saw something today that was very, very touching,
and it was Bill Burr, and he actually got choked up.
Did you talk about his no, talking about Saggott saying
that Bob Saggett would go back and forth with you
on text for hours with jokes and jokes and jokes
and how funny it was. And that's somebody that he like,
he genuinely misses, and he was such a champion of
(19:43):
young comics. And he goes, look as you get old,
he's like the first forty years ago, somebody said, the
first forty years of your life are collecting people. The
next forty years of your life is losing people. Yeah,
and Bill Burr got emotional. I would love to sit
down and just have a conversation with him.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well, do you ever hear story about Bill Burr and
Billy carry.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Let me finish, yes, about them being brothers? Uh? Yeah,
so he uh, but I think it was they talked
about it. No, but it was on whose podcast? Whose
podcast was it? It was what's his name, Howie Mandel's podcast. Yeah,
but then they.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Both end up talking about it on a podcast together.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yes, how He's Yeah, so they were, but he and
then he said, like, I think that's our job is
to our purpose is to help the younger people is
to help them. I thought it was very, very emotional.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Was just trying to take his tough mutter. You got
to pull people up, man, the more people you pull up.
Bill Burr is a uh, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Bill Burr is usually not like he's just somewhat sarcastic
and gets pissy and stuff. Oh yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Gotten a little strange over the last few years.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Over there. What do you mean he's gotten strange.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Oh, he's gotten a little bit more woke Bill Burr. Yeah,
look it up.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Wait, Bill Burber, who did this whole bit about white women, yes,
sticking their Gucci footed, their Gucci booted foot over the fence. Yeah,
to become woke himself.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
He starts.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Now he's getting there. Yeah, you're out of your mind.
All right, look it up. You're out of your mind.
You're out of your mind. I guess so, but you
are out of your fucking mind. I'm not joking that that.
I never laughed so hard as was his Saturday Night
Live where he even did that bit. I had heard
it a couple of times where he said, I, you know,
every white woman swung their Gucci booted foot over the
(21:35):
fence to become black and blacks black lives matter, and
it was just so funny the way he said it.
And because I still don't, I mean, old Dad's is
against everything woke watched the movie. I know, I know,
you're out of your tree. He may just be a
little bit more human.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
This is just what people are saying.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Who's saying it is not woke people sleepy. I'll just kidding.
I'm not I'm not kidding. I like Bill Burt.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I enjoyed Bill burn me too.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Uh, here's what else I enjoy I did not realize
that we have another big foot side I mean, uh,
lion sighting in the Greater Rochester area, this time out
by three minutes from my house. Yeah, I didn't know this.
We were trying to get that. We're gonna get somebody on eventually.
But do you know what the exact circumstances of this were, Like,
(22:26):
were they in the woods? Were they how did they
see it? Was it caught on a ring door that the.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
First woman that I talked to this morning, she found dum, dumb,
she found boo.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
The folks from the DC came out and confirmed that
it was in the mountain lion, potentially mountain lion.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Doo doo. Could have been a fucking Saint Bernard from
down the street that ran in your yard and took
a ship.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Could have been a cat burglar.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Could have been My favorite was always uh uh oh god,
I'm forgetting the comedy Robert Schimmel, and he did a
whole bit on uh. He goes, yeah, he goes, you know,
I have three daughters. Man, he can never get in
the bathroom and all they're locked in there for hours
on end. He goes, I eventually had to go into
the litter box. My buddy comes over and goes, hey, Buck,
(23:15):
did you get it? Mountain lion is so fucking funny
to me, I laughed, Ard I was one of the
first jokes I ever heard. I loved Robert shimmele yes,
oh no, no, I didn't know if if there was.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And then the second young lady, I spoke to her,
and her daughter had kind of seen it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Any photo or video of this.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
She's not sure she she has gotten confirmation that it's
been a mountainine, but she says she knows she saw
what she saw. Okay, they were up visiting their parents
to they this up by if you're familiar with the
West Side where Coles is on Ridge Road, right in
behind Coles and Larkin Creek.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Oh okay, so about like I said, about five minutes
they were getting clothing between Ridge and between Cole Cells,
disposable clothing. So I always say, because like if you
ron it, yeah, fuck it this.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But then, but then my good buddy, my good buddy
Lou who owns Lujia's ice Cream out and noged in
this is funny, apparently apparently want to eBay the other
night and bought a giant, life size fiberglass cougar.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, inspired by Bill Pickell Vodka has it out in
front of the ice creamp. It looks like so fucking
rare pictures of Facebook cops are hugging it.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I tried to get into comedy had and he had dinner.
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to go to Denmark and it hit such turbulence, and
I guess there was warnings over parts of Wyoming that
it was terrible turbulence. They hit like one what a.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Couple of days ago, because they've had that front coming
across the Yeah, cut the temperatures, but it's been like
hurricane force wins twenty to the middle of the country.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Twenty five people wound up like going to the hospital
just to be checked out. But I guess, like one
flight attendant, so I saw this. One guy said, I
truly thought the plane was going down. His name is
Joseph carbon. He said he grabbed his wife's hand, embraced
for the worst, and I started thinking, what would you
do if you're if that's you, and then you.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
See if I'm in a mental seat and my wife's
the one side and it really hot chicks on your side,
I got a decision to make.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Who's kind of my grabbing, I'm you're fucking dead. You're
dead tonight.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I didn't say it wasn't gonna grab her hand and
said there's a decision to be made.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It was gonna make the wrong decision, you know, my
wife or a really hot chicken. Now I get some
more Jake Daniels quick.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
They'll just got that saying, you know week we are
as man, we are, Yeah, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I didn't say what I never said. I wouldn't pick carry, okay.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
But I'd be trying to tell people about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Well, I mean, this is it. What do you doing
if you're on that flight? Because I think a flight attendant.
They said, hit the ceiling, yeah, because she wasn't strapped right.
And then I and then if you a lot of
people just lay it across their belt like their lap,
so it's not there. They might have flown up. A
lot of people got hurt. So I go, I never
understood this. I never understood the necessity of a seatbelt
(29:07):
on an airplane. If the fucking plane is going down,
that seatbelt they're going to keep me alive. I'm with you.
I can understand that. I I just did it because
there's no there's no front windshiel for me.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
A car.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
No. With your mom throwing her arm out, they can't
get the lid off the bar jar main age, but
she can stop you. Yeah. Uh, would you make a
phone call the loved ones, Danny, if you thought your
plane was going down? Do you do you make a
phone call? You do? Yes? Yeah, But there's not a
lot of time. So now you got to make a decision.
(29:38):
Who means more to you? What's with you? If be's
with that's with me.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
I'm calling my mother.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh look at you? God? Damn? What if what if
my head and my mother was at But sure, three boys?
So your mother could be technically fourth in that Yeah, yeah, yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
What what if.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
We're recording, would you call us?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Did stay on the phone we want to hear all
of a sudden it hits the ground. It's just like
Bill hitting the doc because I go, I think I
might text, like what would you text somebody if you need?
You have to take your phone on airplane. But you're
gonna suck up all the controls. Wow, too late, now
(30:27):
I may I was thinking, like I actually did think
about that. I will text. Just know my love for
you runs deep and will never cease, which then my
family may go, oh, dad's drunk again?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Was he going somewhere he died? I thought he was
just drinking.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That was mon an airplane.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Does that mean that we have to have like one
of those emergency texts in the chamber in case something happened?
So you like, oh, emergency mass text? Why I gotta
find my emergency mass text.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
If you're reading this, I'm dead. What if it's a
text you received there's nobody like, what what if it's
a text you received from somebody? Are you trying to
reach out to them to go, hey, what's going on.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Is it Is it a loved or is it an acquaintance?
Like is it is it Carrier the Boys or is
it Bob Well? I mean Bob may send you I
Love you man text. I don't know. It depends on
how high or drunk he is. This is all possibility.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Be like, listen, you've all given me a great life.
Find Jesus, I'll see you in heaven. Yeah, don't find Jesus. Well,
I'll see it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh, well, that's true. Could you believe that? Would you believe? Yes?
But I gotta think someone on that flight must have
wet their pants.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
There's way past. I mean, now, now, hang on, here's
who may I have pulled that mountain lion? I know,
but we always say I almost ship my pants, right
and I go. I've never had an emergency situation where
I felt like I was gonna ship my pants.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I never have have you talked about it? I mean
that mountain. I was running and I had to take
a ship. It's an emergency if I that's not a
ticket ship like I had to I was running and
all of a sudden it was like so I ran
up on the side of the hill and hung my
ass over.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
But No, this is uh will you be when you're lexing?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Where will you be when? But I'm serious, take me
for a second, you know, Like even Cosby Separate the
the the Art from the man, he had a thing
like my mother always told me to have clean underwear
on you never in case you're in an accident. And
he goes but first you say it, then you do it.
I remember laughing as incredibly as a kid. But I'm
(32:41):
thinking in any kind of or I've been in several
car accidents, I've been in situations that were pretty pretty scary,
and I left the most spoon the first in my
pants after that, but I have never shipped my pants.
Everything tightens up, my finer goes fit like real tight.
Not I don't know, so I'm going maybe wet yourself.
(33:04):
I could see ship your pants in your first marriage
and gotten the hell out of there. But I'm just saying,
warned me that day. Have you like have you ever
like you? She's next to you at the altar.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I took like eight dumps before the wedding my first wedding. Yeah,
I had to go to the bathroom like eight or
nine times.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Almost ship your pants? Yeah, there you go. Yes, my
theory wrong. No, But have you ever been so scared
that you've lost bodily functions, lost control of bodily functions?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
You've been so scared dripped. I've gotten scared where I've dripped,
But I've not lost bodily function.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
No, I do kegels up. Damn scared again. Yeah, that's weird, right,
because I was trying to think of that. Now we
have a friend who was held up at gunpoint and
wettest pants. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wettest pants held a
gun point. Now, I never been held a gunpoint. I
don't know how I would react. I know, we don't know,
(34:06):
but I have been arranged that next week if you
thank you, no, thank you at all? Ever.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, the city's going down, un I'll run the report
of reconfessed this find something for you. I have try
to putting a shop up after four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
You'll be letting your pants because the man is going on.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
But I mean, I've had the cops put me in
the backseat of cars. I've had them pick me up.
I've had the police pick me up and I wound
up in the backseat of the car and they wouldn't
tell me why, and I wasn't shipping my pants. I
was just I mean, I know my rights. Well, I
don't know what happened, thank you. That's where I was going.
(34:43):
I have had where people have scared me, or have
had situations and I have farted. I have never shipped,
oh yeah, and I have never wet.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Like during the AFC Championship game last year in the
Josh Allen's Final drive, man, I left off three or four.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Like that was Greg's basement.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
That was it was not the turn lying. That was
a bTB. The other thing was I couldn't get ahold
of my wife, like are you watching this? I didn't
realize she went to bed. Who goes to bed? During
the anti championship game, she was sick. I thought you
were dead.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I thought the turkey sub turned to Greg's it was
Dan's ass. I just never have had that situation where
I've been so scared that I've lost myself.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I've flactulated. Yeah, no, no I have to not like
lost my bowels.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, no, not at all. No. I don't think like
even in car accidents or anything. And I think the
phrases I've shipped my pants, But I would be interested
if anybody on that flight ship their pains. It's the
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I can figure out what you're doing there. Okay, She
talks to Angels Black Crows nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yep, it is she talks to angels from the Black
Crows in nineteen ninety fucking mother flipper.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, so that's ten neon trees, everybody trees, forty talks.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
It has everybody talks twenty thirteen, twenty fifteen, twenty twelve,
now shoes.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I so lost with this one.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Dido two thousand, Thank you for the sweep.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Really got all three? All three? Fuck? I just lost
right there.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
I got five three tight f.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Twenty twenty because you got five five ten h This
is John Mayer real world. It is John Mayor. It
is not real world. It is not real world. I
don't remember what this is Callew thousand and three, twe
thousand and eight. It's no such thing from John Mayer
in two thousand and one. Fuck so now I only have.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Wow Stone. She's a rainbow nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
She's like a rainbow rolling So it's nineteen sixty seven.
She's a rainbow for the rolling stones. You had it
correct any of you cross out it's nineteen sixty seven.
It was sixty seven. It was sixty seven. I wrote seven.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
No, maybe it's seventy one. Don't get on it what
I created?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So she changed. I'm like, oh, oh's got a chance?
This is Ozzy No More? It is our Tiers, No
More Tears.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Did he's seven?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
No, it is not a I wrote, I wrote, it's
not I wrote twenty ten, it's not that. It is
Ozzie's No More Tiers from nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Now, oh wow, Okay, so this was not the same
album as Mama Coming Home. I believe.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
So is this Chicago?
Speaker 3 (39:31):
It is not?
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Is it George Michael?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It is not George Mike. This is it? It is?
This is it? And I said nineteen ninety eight. I
don't know what I.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Said, seven Yeah, this is it from Kenny Loggin, Oh,
nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
If he's not chasing a gopher, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
All right, roll with my homies. Coolie's rolling my homiest,
I wrote, I did not get COOLi Oh, I wrote
nineteen ninety six Boys in the Hood, it's not Boys
in a and it's rolled my homies from nineteen ninety five.
It's coolio Jim. But well, we guess you didn't write
one downs hood.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
So don't sit that's not Friday, put us down.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Friday seas a week clueless. Sorry, let's get Simmerston. He's
pretty murved. De seat, I got lost. I think a
right act.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I lost seventy points.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I had sixty five, mother Fletcher, Hang another bear, Yeah,
I know, hang another bet, hang another better. That's right,
I'm under shooting. Yeah that's the tie by nineteen one
year with Black Crows. Yeah yeah, So well say, well,
you know you win some and you lose a lot
that I lose a lot. I lose a lot. I'm
(40:42):
intrigued to see, you know, let's see you. We can
get Steve to commit. Steve, Steve, Steve, come in here
real quick. I want to see, like if Steve can
give me a hint as to what what this thing
is we're wrapping up. But sit right here. I have
a question for you. So I get this like cryptic
(41:03):
thing going, hey, I got something cool, cool, bring it out?
But not if it's raining. So I go, it's got
to be a vehicle. Is it a vehicle.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
It's a vehicle.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Okay, that's awesome. I wonder what kind of vehicle. I
don't noah, wait wait wait, now, hang on a second,
see if you can guess the year. I'll give you
import or American import Import. That's why I said to Uni.
Fuck yeah, see if you can guess here, I'll give
you ten punchs. You can beat Dan if I get
the year. Uh wow, but she's an import. I'm going eighties.
(41:36):
You're going eighties. Yeah, I'm thinking not. I'm thinking this
is like a nineteen ninety seven. I'm going eighty three.
Oh right, it might be seventies, right, is the.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Seventy nine Super Rouge?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
All right? Well, this is a station, the first ever
Coexist sticker that was printed. It's a convertible. Is it
a convertible? Okay? It is a roadster okay, two thousand
and seven, two thousand and seven, roadster ship. I have
something in my head. I don't want to say. It's pickle. Well, no,
(42:17):
I eat this pickle vodcket. I'm thinking I'd love to
see as an Aston Martin. It's not it's not our
friend upstairs the entire shot. Yeah that's true. All right,
Well we will close it out and we'll find out.
Danny does another fine job. Turbulence, pickled vodka, pickle whiskey
(42:39):
Thanks to Kevin Steve Mills. I can't wait to see
with me. Uh what the vehicle he brought? Bill. Have
a great weekend everybody. This is it until next week.
You got some stuff.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
Drum Yeah, we'll see you Monday. Forgive me, You know
me in the hotels, didn't know what to do. I
signed a tv on rule, a letter to you and stop.
Didn't buy the dagnet about.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
The unit of state.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
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