Mr. Brightside, Bills Buzz, Pickle Whiskey & Mountain Lions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:34):
Hello and welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling
a friend. That's how we spread the word. We got
pirate ship flags. I don't think Kevin was. I don't
know Kevin saw this yet. We got a listener who
sent us a pirate ship flag and I haven't right
well yet it's a pirate ship flag.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
That now we gotta get to one of those little
pirate ship hats, the fourth Monthsketeer of the gay one.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's nice. That's very nice, very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Uh, Danny's in here today. I got the Buffalo Bill's
hat from Connors and Farris. Oh is that Counter's Affairs original?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Look at that?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yes? Wow? So I got about seven people sent me.
Greg Connors walking with Dawson Knox today and they're talking
and Greg great. I had to be like the greatest
thing for Greg, so I sent it to him. I go, No,
less than seven people sent this to me today. I
had it in my Facebook. I got it on Instagram,
I got it in text. I got so five ft

(01:45):
seven dB. This is still the day for me, just
the other day. Greg counters, it's just another day.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh god, So Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Doesn't get this.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, Dawson not just came back to practice after a
personal injury.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, so there could be a correlation. Oh oh you
think so, Danny. I didn't make that correlation. Very good
of you to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Ferris doesn't get this kind of prob this kind of
pub Greig Connor.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Towns stuck with.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
The Sabers, like we all are stuck with the Sabers, Like,
oh yeah, that's Buffalo's problem.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
So uh he said that they have big plans for
Saturday night at Semac because don't forget the killer song. Yeah,
mister bright Side is something that the Bills have sort
of adopted, a song about being cuck holded. Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
You don't have references marked the soldier. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm not sure that it's about cuck holding mister Brightside.
That's what it's about. How do you know watching your
girl plate? You know it's mister Brightside is the Swedish
word for soldier, and mister is the Swedish word for mark.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Blocking my chance worst it's cuckhol to get Best's voyeurism.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, either way, the bills are some bills. Players are
gonna end up on stage. And I wonder if Greg
will be the choral director of Maybe he'll be playing
drums next to Flutie. Oh it could be.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
You never know, you never know. Here you go.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm gonna see right now the first record Hot Fus, Yeah,
the Killers on Bill Cage. It just fine, gotcause I
fine the same. And she's calling you can smouch She's

(03:47):
saved you in the track that they got a fact?
Now am I stammaching sat? She's stating his chest sounds now, dude,
go Joe, wait, wait a bit. I didn't think it's
just thought. He said he loved her ass is nice.

(04:12):
But why are you watching?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Man?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You know it's just good damn house. You know what
the video?

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Do you know who's in the video, Sara Michelle Geller No,
this is two thousand and three.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah it's not Sarah Michelle Gellar's it's uh he is
no no, no, no, no no, no. Julia Roberts brother
Eric Roberts. Eric Roberts is in this. Is he the
cock or the cock hole? I don't know. He just
threw an apple to the chick that I think is
the she's got a carbon So this sounds like a

(04:45):
bunch of guys. Oh, so it's about it. It's talking
about guys running train on the girl. I don't think that.
I don't think the she runs out like okay, so
she's puking up with him, but she's still married to
this other guy. See. I I think this is a
song about cheating, not cuck holding. I think he's I
think he's watching. He can't leave because it's his goddamn

(05:06):
because it's not he's in love with this girl and
she's and she just ran out, and it's probably telling
him it was just a kiss.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
But he's right, Oh, it's about your friend from home.
But then old Rod from New York.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
So god, he just called me when my dad dies a.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Mom still available, moround single now right?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, I can see your point of view. I think it.
I don't know it's cuck holding as much as it
might be about a guy who's in love with a
chick who's married or taken, not available. Okay, he's mad
you proved him wrong. It's not mad. I just know
that it proved him wrong. I don't know what the
song's about. But thing, it's like most people like this.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
This became like a college.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Football teams song.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Why in Alabama it's the beat yeah, like like like
there's several singalongs in college sports.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You could jump up and yeah. Like in Ohio State
it's hang on Sloopies.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
That is their big singalong, House of Page, jump around
at Wisconsin, Ander Sandman at Virginia Tech. Uh, Michigan and
Alabama have this one. Won't back down at Florida. But
then this became a Bills one because there's a video
of them at a.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Wedding singing this song.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
So now they started playing it because you know, Josh
Allen said it's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I think I think Josh is on stage. Of course
he is good for him.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Should we go? You can get tickets?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Stay off, dude, it's probably like I look at like
three hundred bucks each.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm not sure day of maybe I'll look at a minute,
but I just looked up about lurk about a man
obsessed with the girl that's seeing another man.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, okay, thank you, thank you. I broke it down,
all right. It's a cuckold, you know what, because you know,
let me tell you why I went so hard at this.
That's okay, I'm gonna know now. I'm gonna tell you
about the smartest guy in the room a point. Well,
you are a very intelligent man. Whether or not that said,
I think he's raised my self appointment. Do you say
that because things your wife probably gets frustrated with. That's

(07:05):
all I have no idea. What I was gonna say
is that would sound like my father, who would go
that's a song about cuk holding. No, he would, he
fucking would. He stepped on my Bruce Springsteen tape because
I kept playing over and over I'm on Fire, and
he goes, that's a song that incites rape, pulled it out,
fucking stepped on it and threw it against the wall,

(07:26):
put a dent in the wall, and then gave me
eight bucks. Yeah, here you go the sold out. You're
gonna go secondary out. There's no such thing as sold out.
I'm telling you right now, there's not. And if you
wait till the day, absolutely they hold for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Now you cannot ticketmaster, so Saturday.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can probably get tickets and they I don't know
when they'll release them, maybe noon, maybe nine.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
But if you're you're helping the secondary market though by
spelling out these lives about the bills being there.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, I don't know that. It's just gonna tell you
right now that's true.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
That's bad. I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You should say like the Jets are all I'm saying
is got some special things that will hopefully lost. Gardener
is going to be singing on stage with the Killers
this weekend. It's the Killers. Hamlin's got to be there.
Jesus Christ, what what what he survived? You gonna hold
your dad up like weekend at Bernie the other Killers.

(08:24):
You know you can pull the whole. You're gonna be a.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Cremated We have you guys, My dad just done. Just
to prove it, Can we put your.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Dad nick and panty cannon?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
That would be very funny.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
You got to get one of those for for for
the party in October and spread your dad's ashes around
around pine planes.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't know, I wonder where, I don't know where
do they wanted to? I would bring it up to
your brother. He will he will have one rented in
a matter of a minute. Yeah, got some special things
that will hopefully line up for Saturday night at SEMAC.
I don't know what that means other than I would
think some bills will end up on stage. But how

(09:09):
is Greg involved in that? Is Greg gregsted probably between No,
he might be playing, he might be playing the triangle
during the song. Well, here's the thing, you know what,
Now it's our turn. We're we're fucking going.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
This is it?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
This is all right? Yeah? It certainly seats available in
the front.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You're looking at four to seventy three a ticket for
four tickets, six sixteen in the middle section, two nineteen
to the rear, and sixty six up on the lawn.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Sixty six dollars sixty six a ticket up on the lawn,
ticket a long seat. And have Greg just pulled a move?
Well no, I think that if you wait day of
I think you can get.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
The lawn seat, the lawn seat on the trunk blanket.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I bet we could get a free ticket. Who do
I know that would know somebody in the killers that
they would hold back. Here's the problems, you know, Jiff Hawkins. Yes,
but I I think that there only times. He probably
gets hit up a day. I don't want to do
that again.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
No, he's just spitting.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
But I think that I wonder if the bills are
going to get the tickets that they are that are
held back, they could, you know what I mean, the
players that would be a better they'd be distributed to
the bills. That's a good point. That's a good point.
But I'm just saying, like day of and these guys
got so much fucking money they don't care, you know, right,

(10:29):
They're all going to be in Greg's sweet Uh.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yeah, he's got like the boy, he's got the box
that comes with.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
There's a so at Cemac right above the stage, so
you're actually looking down. You're you're like just above, You're
as close as you can get and then up and
there's usually like a bar there and they have cocktail
service and all kinds of shit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
The on Center in Syracuse has a theater and I
pulled the trigger for a show there once and I'm like,
let me get these balcony seats, thinking they're.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Kind to be off to the side.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
We were literally over the stage and like what would
be the third row of the lower section. Yeah, like
I was looking ten feet down and I'm watching the
band ail and it was like forty bucks really like
our own little balcony. We had four seats in there,
and nobody else bought the other two, so we just
we spread out and relaxed.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Wow, what show is that? It was a collective soul show?
Oh okay, but you are a collective soul dude. You're
like you're their fan, kind of like you and John Hyatt. Yeah,
I listened to a whole bunch of John Collective Soul
still Tour. No, it's funny that you say that, because
I listened to a bunch of John Hyatt the other day.

(11:46):
I just put it on, put it on shuffle on
my phone and I was cleaning some stuff out, and
I go, oh, let me listen to John Hyatt, and
I went, yeah, those guys would fucking hate this.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
I would fucking hate this. That's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
What are you gonna do, Danny? Any news out of
Bills training Camp? I know they're heading, but they didn't
have anything today.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Specer Brown was it was activated off the puplist, so
he's practicing.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
So that's good news. That's about it. I mean. And
Hairston now is uh yeah, yeah, yeah, by the type.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
People listening to this, the Blue and Red scrimmage will
take place at Orchard Park at rich Stadium.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
And uh, which Craig is going to as well. Yeah,
I'm sure he is.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Oh yeah, he's got to Josh helmet Allen the helmet
he's gonna wear. No, because every Blue and Red game
Josh Allen wears a different colored helmet. Like a few
years ago he wore the red one and people got
excited the bill's going back to the red. Took three years.
One year he wore a blue one. One year I
think last year he wore a black one.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
So we'll see. He's got a great guy.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
All those helmets at his house maybe those are the
helmets that he's using. So but Specer Brown practiced today
and so that's cool there, right tackle and uh, you
know Max Harriston, he doesn't have a torn ac.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh, so that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
So he'll probably be back probably by the time the
season starts, not if not weak too. They didn't put
a timeline on it, which is Mitch mctermott never, because
there's then you put yourself into a corner.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I did see a big thing on Burrows today that
I read where they go the rest of the NFL
should be I don't know, warned. I guess would be
the term. He had a great season last year, the
team did not. He and a lot of people if
the offense had a great year, the defense just did not.
And he and a lot of people did think he
should have won MVP. Uh, that went to Josh Allen.

(13:25):
But you kind of can't win MVP when your.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Defense couldn't beat McQuaid. Yeah, last year, their offense could
bet anybody.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
So he said this year, like he goes, this is
the best I've ever felt, as I think the same thing,
and they're going the NFL beyond warning. I go, boy,
you got it. What do you want him to say?
I feel like Shito another year older.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
But another year older and another four million just at
my account.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
I just did P ninety X. I'm in the best
shape of my life. Well that's something old guys say,
you know, like Joe Flacco said this, when you know
Ben Rotha Berger said this the year he had to retire.
Jim Kelly said it the year he had to retire.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
The best shape my life. Yeah, colors and first got
me and going no, I I. But Burrow still got
some gas for sure.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
He's not as old as allad Now it's been the
league for eight years.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
We're still looking at as a kid. Yeah, but Burrow
is only like twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
But Burrow always gets hurt and he starts out slow,
and nobody ever takes that into account. Like he and
Lamar Jackson take turns getting hurt every year.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I didn't think about it. Yeah it was Lamar.
Who do they have as a backup in Baltimore? I
don't even know Tyron still No. Tyrod's on New York
with the Jets. Yeah, he's.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Trod's gonna be playing a lot this year if Justin
Fields keeps getting hurt.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
So this might Tyrod may be like this is my year.
It's not this is my year. He said.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
His name was Cooper Rush from the Cooper Rush.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Okay, all right, Well I saw Cowboys shut down practice
because of all the fights there were, Like the coach
came out of there were so many fights on the
field that they shut it down. They don't respect shot
at em. They just don't. You do you believe you
really think that? Yeah, they fight every year I've figured
that has nothing to do with the coach. Does Raiders camp.
In Cowboys camp there fights, ever, Who's who's in charge.

(15:09):
It's Jerry Jerry's church. Look, man, I don't know, because
it's an interesting thing. You do see fights at Bill's camp,
they're usually squelled. They didn't they didn't hot.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's it's tough.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
They don't respect any of the Cowboys coaches because, like
because Jerry doesn't hire anybody but yes men to run
the show so he can be the guy in charge.
This Netflix documentary that's coming out, this series where he
goes we are three hundred and sixty five day a
year soap opera, And somebody came out with a theory
and the reason why they wait so long to negotiate
these contracts with their players because.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
They want to be in the news.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I don't know how true that is, but I bet
you you're gonna have to pay Michael Parsons. You have
to pay them a lot more money than you be
paying them, not you just extended them. Yeah, you know, so,
I say they have with Dak Prescott, save the Gappo
with CD Lamb.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
But at the end of the day, what are you
doing man.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
You hired Brian Schottenheimer who's never been a head coach
at any level.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
But he's nothing about Shot that seems like this may
be a turning point. I don't know why I say that.
What is that? I can't that's just it. I just
said to you. I don't know why I say that,
But he's when he speaks, he speaks like a leader
and not necessarily a coach, which to me is there's
a slight difference, right. I think when you see who

(16:21):
is the guy that everybody would make fun of in
the beginning, the Lions head coach and he'd be crying
and he'd be doing all this. Oh Dan Campbell, But dang,
there's something about Dan. Even then I went that guy.
He seems a little nutty, but he's a leader.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
But Dan always epitomized like being a leader, looking like
an alpha male, like he was the best athlete in
the organization, even at fifty years old as a head coach.
He looked sharp. He did all the drills with the players,
he could still do the drills. He like he was
one of these guys like I'll do it if you
do it, and they respected him because of that. James
he took all the responsibility.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I think that Sean McDermott has a leadership quality. Oh
he does. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure
about that. I'm not sure about Brian Dable. I'm not
sure about a leadership you understanding. I'm not sure about
Brian Data either. There's coaching and coaches. You know, he
was a great offense.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Not just Texas at ohs Man. You got to be
a psychologist. You got to be a manager of people. Yeah,
you got to understand what buttons to push? Well, dude, mcderbott, No, mcderbott.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Is in charge of that organization. The uh period. The
Raiders will be an interesting thing with Pete Carroll because
right is he in the head coach? Now? Yes? Yeah,
Pete Carroll an older guy, different, you know what, he
reminds me of Phil Jackson. I don't know why. There's
something about him that seems because I didn't he go
out and play practice with the guys or Warren patterns

(17:42):
or did.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, he would do like, yeah, he would do but
deep defensive almost sixty five or seventy years old.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
He'd be throwing passes his stuff.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Well, there was Tyler Gruden would actually The story was
the year that the Bucks won the Super Bowl, Gruden
ran out and ran the Bucks scout team offense against
their defense to show them every play the Raiders were
going to run because it was his offense. The Raiders
do exactly, the Bucks do exactly what was coming. And
they said afterwards, oh, yeah, Druden ran the practice. He

(18:10):
played quarterback for the scout team and we knew every
play that was coming.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
And Pete Carroll's that kind of guy. Yeah, he's in
the seventies now, he's krusty. He he is the oldest coach.
He's ouder the Belichick.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
But there's a leadership about him. But it seems to
be a little I don't want to say loosers, that's
the thing, but I guess.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
He approach in other words like, hey, let's let you
be an adult. You it's your job to be the adult,
not my job.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I would say that with the Cowboys, who's your leader?
And the leader is definitely I think more importantly who's
the champion in each organization? Who's the champion?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
If the champion Sheherry Jones, which it is in Dallas,
You're never gonna win the Super Bowl with Jerry Jones
is your owner, and I think Matt Reece would agree
with me on that. Who's the champion in Buffalo?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Is it? Josh? I think agree? No, I I I'm
not sure that he won't.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh, why don't we take him moment? Kevin has brought in.
I don't know if you're willing to sample? Do we
want to do this next?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I don't know if I brought he usually does it,
but I brought just in case he decaids he wants to.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah what? Oh? I thought, okay, but we brought extra
glasses for you. You wanted to appreciate that there's no
peer pressure because we love you and we appreciate that.
Now I'm good, or we're gonna get drunk and go
ahead tell you what we think.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
I mean, I love you. I don't know if you
appreciate that, if I respect you?

Speaker 5 (19:36):
After what the Cuckholding Part or the Football Part podcast hosted,
Oh we.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Talked about yesterday. I don't know what you're talking about.
Who is.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
We're gonna take a moment?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Uh? And also later on we've I didn't realize there
was another sighting of a of a a wildcat.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I was gonna say a mountain lion, a mountain line,
a cougar, a cougar, cougar sighting. Yeah, yeah, this one
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Speaker 8 (22:13):
Little girls and Daddy all did he coolieve you?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I got that? Is that? Why have you ever done
this song? I would love to? Why don't just why
do not you just Dan Solo? The fuck are you doing? Clips?

Speaker 9 (22:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I'm not saying that you don't don't coming soon, The Handicaps,
Dollpole Countries, Danbrello solo an acoustic No, but I think
Danny's solo and acoustic doing ship like this. I'd like
to do a shing.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
I would like to do a Dan Burrello Storytellers.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yes, I talk about every song. You know why, why
it resonates. There's not an alcohol at the bar heart.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
That's the point though they want you to drink. But
you know what's funny with this song?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Would take me home? This is the John, This is
the John Mayor first. Yes, funny.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
How the same people, the same people in the eighties
who said I'm on Fire as a song about rape?
My dad said that, are the same people who thought
born in the USA was a pro American Now my dad, okay,
all right, because a lot of people like misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Both those songs are born in the US.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
They are, They're like two of the most misunderstood songs
on the record.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I had. I had a friend, Jack Hoffman, who we
used to call jack Offman. Of course, in course.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
You used to see it really loud.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
What did you say, jack Offman? What that's his name?
Was like the sixth grade terror but yes, his dad
loved born in the USA, and I I had the
outto listen.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
I remember going he.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Would dive into his pool. You told me he was
up into his pool. Thinking this is like a pro
Reagan because Reagan used it as this.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
You know, I'm they put a gun in my hand
and sent me off to kill the yellow man. Hello, yeah,
I'm like, wow, what is that? And you're storry? What
is that? I like John Mayer. I think he's a
very talented guy, and I know that some people don't.
He's a big Dave Matthew. He's a pedophile. I guess
he was. Come on, what was that argument? What was

(24:15):
that all about? That's over the fact that just some
people it was actually, hey, look I'm fine, dude.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
A hundred year ago they were getting married at fourteen fifteen.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Nobody even alone, but that was considered middle age.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I like that. Here's my big thing.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't want conflicts, but I like the contrast of
the characters on the podcast. I do. I like. I
like a lot of contrast. Yeah, there's a lot of
contract due there's a lot of contrasts.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Last couple of nights walking by our fucking buy our studio.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Come all the good looking ones walking by when it's
when it's huss and then the only he walks by
ship when it's Doug.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh God, right up there, she fucking ate it. And
I look up and she's like a turtle on her
back and I see her doing like the air he
plainly tried to, and I go, I think, I think
she just did a face plan. And sure enough Doug
ran out there and got her phone number.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
He's gonna take her out of the tip, Yeah, take
her to binga with his Dad's.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Gonna go to her. The reading of her will Kevin,
Uh yeah, Yeah, that's so funny. Kevin brought in said
he had alcohol tonight, which I was like, well, I
wasn't playing. I wasn't planning to drink tonight. But up, whoa,
what is this? You even got a poor tap on it?
I found the pork tap.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Where did you find it in your house?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
In my liquor? What is this? It's yellow? Oh dill
pickle shot pickle vodka. I've been told, okay, multiple people,
I have to try this. Okay, this is who was
just saying. Wasn't Doug talking about pickle vodka. I don't know. Yeah,
Doug did some pickle vodka. So this is a dill
pickle shot. This is vodka. Where's it from the liquor store? Oh?

(25:55):
I didn't know if it was a Trader Joe's thing.
Then he went up to Trader Joe's. So we're gonna
do a dill pickle shot. I can work a Damien's.
Look at that. That still looks like a glow in
the glow in the dark. That looks like I'm not
It looks like I'm dehydrated.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Remember those triumedic that they took off the market.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
It looks like the thing you put behind the steel
door in the bathroom when you're done. Put the bottle
up if you want. Here it is the dill pickle shot.
Smells like pickle juice, too real.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
It looks like that trium ot stuff they used to
make us drink when we were kids. Instead of ropotesting,
they took it off.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Just a little bit. I'm good, just a tiny I'm good.
I a little tiny taste for Bill's dad. Didn't everybody
show he's not my chips? On cogad last week, We
don't care about Hogan. I had no relationship with I'm.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Still feeling the I'm still reeling from Hogan's loss.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Are have they buried him yet?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
He had a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
There's so much controversy surrounding his family.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You ready, I think salut. Oh that's good. Oh, that's
dangerously good.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's like nighting into a burger. Oh my god, that
is dangerously Wow. Does it clear your sinuses?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Don't?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
No, it doesn't taste like alcohol. No, it tastes like
pickle juice. Uh. I think if you drink enough of this,
it tastes it smells funny when you're pink.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
That could that could get this could get you in
some trouble on a Saturday or Friday night. Oh no,
this should get me on because you don't think you're
drinking liquor. Because it tastes like any night that begins
in the ends in tea. I think I'm pickle shot
t night. Any night that begins ends with tea.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
But jels have day in morning. Yeah, I know, night,
I said, I said, night. So what is on fire?
Little girls? It is a weird song though, No, is
it a girl about being about her being abused or No?
I think it's about like uh at home. You know

(28:00):
who I want to say. I want Tom Waste to sing.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
It sounds like a girl because in the video sprink.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I want James Hetfield to singing. This is back in the.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Days of the eighties when the videos weren't just the songs,
but there was like an open to.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
It, a prelude.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
He needs a mechanic and he's working on her car,
and he gets out from under the car and talks
to her like like he's got this crush on her
and she's got all this money but her husband's never home.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, it's one of those like trophy, he's on business.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Hold it, girls, your daddy at home? Did he go
and leave you all alone? I got a bad desire? Yeah?
Oh how about fire? Yeah he's got it. No, no,
I get it. He's burning talking about it.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
He's burning for a woman. Yeah. Yeah, I've been there
a few times in my life.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I had too.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
When I was divorced, it was like Friday at five o'clock,
I'm like, oh, what do I do now?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
The other five days you're working. And also it's like
the weekend, like my friends are all married and have
kids and h is that what he do Friday? He
was doing it Friday at five when he got divorced.
I didn't know when I was separated. I used to
sometimes go out, but I wasn't. I wasn't a big partier.
Though he like bars, he's not a huge fan. No,
but I would. I would hit different bars. I would

(29:09):
go places. Yeah, okay, I had a few friends, Jim Jack,
I got daddy. Did he go and leave you all over?
I got a bad desire because in some Guinea How
funny was that fucking video where ice cream? I can

(29:29):
I can just visualize it. I could just hear the
I think the best part of that video is.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
That, oh I can hear I can? I can hear
Bob Sagan or or what's his name from Fresh Prince Therefo.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Rabirio a k a. Carlton doing play by play in
America's Funny the Stone Videos. We're all over the place
here because we this is.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
My niece was on that show, by the way, what
America's Funniestone Videos.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, I'll one more. She was for what uh?

Speaker 5 (29:59):
They were doing a VI about young love and so
there was this boy next door who was her age
and he would climb a ladder and talk to her
over the fence.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
So she would go.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
She sees him, so she goes in the house.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
How old was she? She was like three?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
She grabs her little footstool, puts it in so she
could talk to him.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Did they make it into the studio audience? Oh no, No,
they just got on the show. They didn't get in
the studio audience. So I saw something today that was very,
very touching, and it was Bill Burr, and he actually
got choked up. Did you talk about his no, talking
about Saggott saying that Bob Saggett would go back and
forth with you on text for hours with jokes and
jokes and jokes and how funny it was. And that's

(30:35):
somebody that he like, he genuinely misses, and he was
such a champion of young comics. And he goes, look
as you get old, he's like the first forty years ago,
somebody said, the first forty years of your life are
collecting people. The next forty years of your life is
losing people. And Bill Burr got emotional. I would love
to sit down and just have a conversation with him. Well,

(30:56):
do you ever hear the story about Bill Burr and
Billy carry let me finish or second?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yes, than being brothers.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Uh yeah, so he uh, but I think it was
they talked about it. No, but it was on whose podcast?
Whose podcast was it? It was what's his name, Howie
Mandel's podcast. Yeah, but then they both ended up talking
about it on a podcast together, Yes, how He's Yeah,
so they were, but he and then he said like,

(31:24):
I think that's our job is to our purpose is
to help the younger people, is to help them. I
thought it was very very emotional. Man was just trying
to take his tough mutter. You got to pull people up, man,
The more people you pull up. Bill Burr is a
uh Bill Burr is usually not like he's just somewhat
sarcastic and gets pissy and stuff. Oh yeah, he's.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Gotten a little strange over the last few years.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
There, What do you mean he's gotten strange? Oh, he's
gotten a little bit more woke.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Bill Burr.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, look it up. Wait, Bill Burr, who did this
whole bit about women, yes, sticking their Gucci footed, their
Gucci booted foot over the fence. Yeah, to become woke himself.
He starts. Now he's getting there. Yeah, you're out of
your mind. All right, look it up, you're out of
your mind. You're out of your mind. I guess so,
but you are out of your fucking mind. I'm not

(32:18):
joking that that. I never laughed so hard as was
his Saturday Night Live where he even did that bit.
I had heard it a couple of times where he said, I,
you know, every white woman swung their Gucci booted foot
over the fence to become black and black lives matter,
and it was just so funny the way he said it.

(32:38):
And I because I still don't. I mean, old Dad's
is against everything woke. Watch the movie. I know, I know,
you're out of your tree. He may just be a
little bit more human. This is just what people are saying.
Who saying it is not woke people sleepy.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
I'm just kidding. I'm not I'm not kidding.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I like the burr. I enjoyed Bill burn me too.
Uh here's what else I enjoy I did not realize
that we have another big foot side I mean, uh,
lion sighting in the Greater Rochester area, this time out
by three minutes from my house. Yeah, I didn't know this.
We were trying to get that we're gonna get somebody on eventually.
But do you know what the exact circumstances of this were, like,

(33:23):
were they in the woods? Were they how did they
see it? Was it caught on a ring door that.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I the first woman that I talked to this morning,
she found dung dung she found Yeah, I guess the
folks from the DEEC came out and confirmed that it
was in the Mountain Lion. Potentially Mountain lion doo doo.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Could have been a fucking saint Bernard from down the
street that ran in your yard and took a ship.
Could have been could have been a cat burglar, could
have been Yeah. My favorite was always uh uh oh god,
I'm forgetting the comedy Robert Schimmel, and he did a
whole bit on uh. He goes, yeah, he goes, you know,
I have three daughters. Man, he can never get in

(34:04):
the bathroom and all they're locked in there for hours
on end.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I eventually had to go into the litter box. My
buddy comes over and goes, hey, Buck, did you get
the Mountain Lion is so fucking funny to me? I laughed. Ard.
I was one of the first jokes I ever heard
I loved Robert Schimmel. Yes, oh no, no, I didn't
know if.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
If there was.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
And then the second young lady, I spoke to her,
and her daughter had kind of seen it.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Any photo or video of this, she's not sure.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
She she has gotten confirmation that it's been a mountainine,
but she says she knows she saw what she saw.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
They were up visiting their parents.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
They this is up by if you're familiar with the
west side where Coles is on Ridge Road, right in
behind Coles and Larkin Creek. Oh okay, so about like
I said, about five minutes they were getting between Ridge
and between Cole.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Cells disposable clothing.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
So I always say, because like if you ron it, yeah,
I'm just gonna get nothing.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
But then I but then my good buddy, my good
buddy who owns Lujia's ice.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Cream out and knocked in.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
This is funny.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Apparently On apparently went to eBay the other night and
bought a giant, life sized fiberglass cougar. Yeah, inspired by
Bill Pickele Vodka has it out in front of the
ice cream. It looks like so fucking rare pictures of
Facebook cops are hugging it. Oh wow, I tried to
get into comedy, had and he had dinner. He was
he's the Greg Connors on the West Side.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
He had to hit stuff bringing the killers out. Was
he's got The opening band was the Mountain Lion ever
native to western New York.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Do we know? I meant to look that up today
and was I.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Think maybe the editor dacks. I know they've Okay, they've
rehomed some of them in the New York area. But
because look, we've had bears. Remember our whole bear thing.
Oh god, we were bear that was up by my
house too. Yeah, bear climbs the tree and then the
guy shoots and misses with the fucking dart. I kept
I kept picturing my head somebody walking down the street

(35:58):
Bill Ferrell.

Speaker 10 (35:59):
Like.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Picture the bear taught a nice shot, dickhead. But Okay,
here's the thing, is like, do we get concerned? Are
you being told to stay out of the woods? Are
they are they? They're probably not any real danger to humans.
I would think, like a small dog. There's a small

(36:23):
dog walking by the studio, a dog that there's a
lot of bunnies in our area.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Okay, the probably snacking on bunnies and squirrels that it
can catch. Yeah, but it's still it's gotta be somebody's
somebody must have had this out.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, a mountain lion is a pet.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Oh yeah, Well Florida, Florida Buffalo with the fourteen foot
alligator that they took, well remember what it was Eerie
or was that in Buffalo? Yeah it was Buffalo, right,
because there was another situation in Erie, but with an alligator.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
But the thing is, though, is that in Florida.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Our old friend Tommy used to talk about people will
get burmese pythons because everything the laws.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Are fast and loose, and they just like, I don't
want this thing. No more loose, gets too bad, no
natural enemies.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
All of a sudden, these burmese pythons were all mating
in the Everglades and now they they had a problem.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah with pythons.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
I think they still do. Yeah, it's pretty weird.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Thanks Obama. Yeah, I am in Florida too. In your pants,
Actually your wife had a problem. Wait what for real?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
No, we were sitting in Epcot one morning and the
boys were getting on guarded of the galaxy and I
just wasn't ready to throw up a nine o'clock in
the morning. Yeah, So I sat and carry sat and
all of a sudden, from me to Danny, I guess
they call it a big black runner.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, it's big, and I'm not a big fan of snakes.
Me and snakes are not friends. They called a big
black runner. This thing just slithers.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I'm like, Danny, that's not very woke.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I'm just like, that's not what I want to see
this one. Yeah, God damn, how fast it was fast? Yeah,
head up as it went. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
My buddy Keith ran into something. I think he ran
into like a rattle stake or something up hiking this
weekend where I don't remember. I'll look it up where
he was hiking, but her he had pictures of it.
I'm like, in New York.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, yeah, there are rattlesnakes in some of the like,
but you got to go into I thought they were
more nan arondeck up on the road.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Might have been up that type of area, buddy, only
you all you can start forest fires with that thing.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, that that's set up a bit sunfire. I want
to Uh, I'd love to go doing some hiking like that.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
He'd been hiking all that he's been doing a lot
of the all that he's been doing all the peaks,
has he Yeah, my, but he's our video guy.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
For a quiet of his hockey. He came up to
Lake Plaster with this sister in the winter and he
went hiking both mornings. Yeah, my, my buddy. Uh, Doctor
Rice has behind all forty six with his daughter. Oh wow. Yeah,
it's an impressive It's a thing that a lot of
people try to do. And I think it's a I
don't know, I don't know what the I don't know
the percentage to start that actually finished right word whirlpool

(38:52):
Gorge was the rattler. That's a picture of it. Damn. Oh,
and you can see the rattle on the end there said, yeah,
that's a man that was scared a ship out of you. Right,
I'll look at the stick. Well, at least they warned it,
and then they warned you. They came away.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I came in and watched Bamby the Reckoning. What she
apparently said is a great movie to watch. Baby gets
this revenge.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, good, good for Bamby.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
We'll take them.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Moment Kevin brought something else to taste. You sure you
don't want to take any of this we've had, We've
had the flight, We've got momsa to pickle show. Oh yeah,
that that only only in a frat house? Can you
do that kind of flight? You know what I'm saying.
I'll I'll bring the ping pom all next week, my
beer pop. That's like a freaking frat house. But we'll
do another one and then I don't know if anybody

(39:37):
saw this, but is anybody afraid to fly either?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
What are you guys afraid to fly?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Now? I'm afraid of getting like you know. Okay, so
something happened on an airplane and I just we have
to discuss this as to what what would you do?

Speaker 4 (39:51):
How would you react?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Can we discuss the guy in Buffalo too?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
I don't know the guy in Buffalo?

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Speaker 4 (43:18):
Let me hear that again.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yesterday? That swift. Yeah, she's got a lot of songs.
It's a sexy song.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
I don't like. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Fuck Do you know how weak we are?

Speaker 10 (43:45):
Is? Man?

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah? I mean, am I if something chick came up
behind me and it's like, I think i'd fucking I
don't think I could move. First of all, I'm old now, right,
so I would sit there and go Obviously, this is
a prankice is ter. Then I go home and jerk
off to kneath Carlage came out. That's exactly what would happen.
I would I would be picturing over all. Can't move.
Oh you got your dad's hip in the wheel?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Well you know that.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
That's the thing That stuff doesn't burn, does it?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
The rod and the other stuff?

Speaker 10 (44:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Ask me if my wife could keep profile pace maker? Man?
You know what? I never got the answer.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Oh yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Did you get that? Did you get that rat at
least pro rated? You don't have it long?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I should have did not do things?

Speaker 2 (44:28):
If you find something out? What did you pour over here?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Bud, give you this, I'll.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Give you the bottle. Are you drinking it too? I'm
not drinking it alone. Wicked pickle, wicked pickle, spicy pickle,
one stiff pickle. That's whiskey.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
That is great.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
One pickle makes this pickle. People to the plastic stork
to fulassic. It doesn't says flavor whiskey. But who's the
maker of it?

Speaker 5 (44:55):
I know?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
I just I went for the bottled by Holiday Distillery
in Weston, Missouri. Hu, I'm Southerners. Oh wow, God, Damn.
The don't put hair on your balls. It's not as

(45:15):
bad as it's not as bad as it smells. It's
got You can definitely smell it. God, damn, that's got
a little kick you. Sure you don't want to try to
Sure you don't like a pickle in your mouth. I
could smell it. I can smell from here. Yeah, you
can smell that. So I know if anybody saw the

(45:36):
headline more than two dozen on a Delta flight taking
to hospitals after turbulence forces plane to make an emergency landing,
they were saying it hit the freaking ceiling. Yeah. So
it was I think a flight from Salt Lake City,
which I thought my uncle was talking about being on
because they live in Park City, so they would fly
out of Salt Lake City in Utah to Denmark. He
was supposed to go to Denmark and it hit such turbulence,

(45:58):
and I guess there was warning over parts of Wyoming
that it was terrible turbulence. They hit like one what.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
A couple of days ago, because they've had that front
coming across the Yeah, cut the temperatures, but it's been
like hurricane force wins twenty in the middle of the country,
twenty five people.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Wound up like going to the hospital just to be
checked out. But I guess, like one flight attendant, so
I saw this. One guy said, I truly thought the
plane was going down. His name is Joseph Carbon. He
said he grabbed his wife's hand, embraced for the worst.
And I started thinking, what would you do if you're
if that's you? And then you see if.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
I'm in a middle seat and my wife's ad one
side and it really hot chicks on your side, I
got a decision to make.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Who's kind of my grabbing? I you're fucking dead. You're
dead tonight.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I didn't say it wasn't gonna grab your hand and
said there's a decision to be made.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
It was gonna make the wrong decision, you know, my
wife or a really hot chick.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Now I get some more Jake Daniels.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
They'll just got that sing you know week we are
as man, we are, Yeah, Kevin, I.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Didn't say what I never said. I wouldn't pick carry, okay.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
But i'd be trying to tell people about Jesus.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Well, I mean, this is it. What do you do
if you're on that flight? Because I think a flight
attendant they said, hit the ceiling. Yeah, because she wasn't
strapped in right, And then I and then if you
a lot of people just lay it across their belt
like their lap, so it's not there. They might have
flown up. A lot of people got hurt. So I go.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I never understood this. I never understood the necessity of
a seatbelt on an airplane. If the fucking plane's going down,
that seatbelt, they're going to keep me alive.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
I'm with you. I can understand that. I just did
it because.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
There's no there's no front windshiel for me a car.
No whether your mom throwing her arm out, they can't
get the lid off the bar jar main age, but
she can stop you. Yeah. Would you make a phone
call the loved ones? Danny, if you thought your plane
was going down? Do you do you make a phone call?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah you do? Yes, yeah, But there's not a lot
of time. So now you got to make a decision.
Who means more to you?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
What's with you?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
If be's with that's with me. I'm calling my mother.
Oh look at you.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
God, damn?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
What if what if my head and my mother was
But you are three boys, so your mother could be
technically fourth in that Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. What
if we're recording, would you call us? Get just get on?
And did steal the phone? We want to hear all

(48:37):
of a sudden it hits the ground. It's just like
Bill hitting the doc because I go, I think I
might text, like what would you text somebody if you
need to take your phone on airplane? But you're going
to suck up all the controls? Wow? Too late, now
I may I was thinking, like I actually did think
about that. I will text just know my love for
you runs deep and will never cease. Which then my

(49:00):
family may go, oh, dad's drunk again?

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Or was he going.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Somewhere he died?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
I thought he was just drinking. That was that Montconner
doing an airplane?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Does that mean that we have to have like one
of those emergency texts in the chamber in case something happened?
So you like, oh, emergency mass text? Why I gotta
find my emergency mass text?

Speaker 12 (49:21):
That's a great idea. If you're reading this, I'm dead.
What if it's a text you received there's nobody like,
what what if it's a text you receive from somebody?
Are you trying to reach out to them? To go, Hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Is it a loveda or is it an acquaintance? Like
is it is it Carrier the Boys? Or is it
Bob Well?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I mean, Bob may send you I Love you man text.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
It depends on how high or drunk he is. This
is all possibility. Be like, listen, you've all given me
a great life. Find Jesus, I'll see you in heaven. Yeah,
don't find Jesus. Well, I'll see it. Oh well, could
you believe that? Would you believe? Yes? But I gotta
think someone on that flight must have wet their pants'

(50:09):
way passed. I mean, now, now, hang on, here's who
May I have pulled that mountain lion? I know, but
we always say I almost ship my pants, right, and
I go. I've never had an emergency situation where I
felt like I was gonna ship my pants. I never have.
Have you talked about it? I mean that mountain.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I was running and I had to take a ship.
It's an emergency if I that's not a take a
ship like I had to. I was running and all
of a sudden, it was like so I ran up
on the side of a hill. And hung my ass over.
But no, this is uh will you be when you're lexing?
Where will you be? But I'm serious, take me for

(50:52):
a second, you know, like even Cosby separate the the
the art from the man. Uh, he had a thing
like my mother always told me to have clean underwear
on you never in case you're in an accent and
he goes, but first you say it, then you do it.
I remember laughing as incredibly as a kid. But I'm
thinking in any kind of her I've been in several
car accidents, I've been in situations that were pretty pretty scary,

(51:13):
and I left the most the first in my pants
after that, But I have never shipped my pants. Everything
tightens up, my finer goes fit like real tight. Not
I don't know, so I'm going maybe wet yourself. I
could see ship your pants in your first marriage and
gotten the hell out of But I'm just saying that day,

(51:36):
have you like have you ever like you? She's next
to you at the altar.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
I took like eight dumps before the wedding my first wedding. Yeah,
I had to go to the bathroom like eight or
nine times.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Almost ship your pants?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah, there you go. Yes, my theory wrong. No, But
have you ever been so scared that you've lost bodily functions?
Lost control of bodily functions? You've been so scared I've dripped.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I've gotten scared where I've dripped, But I've not lost
bodily function.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
No, I do keegels.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
Up.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Damn scared again.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, that's weird, right, because I was trying to think
of that. Now we have a friend who was held
up at gunpoint and wettest pants. Oh yeah, we know,
yeah yeah, wettest pants held up at gun point. Now,
I never been held up at gunpoint, so I don't
know how I would react. I know, we don't know.
But I have been arranged that next week if you will,
thank you, no, thank you at all. Ever. Yeah, the

(52:37):
city's going down. I'll run this report of reconfessed this
find something for you. I have try to putting a
shop up after four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
You'll be letting your pants because the mayor is going on.
But I mean, now, I've had the cops put me
in the backseat of cars, I've had them pick me up.
I've had the police pick me up, and I wound
up in the back seat of the car and they
wouldn't tell me why. And I wasn't my pants. I
was just I mean, I know my rights. Well, I
don't know what happened in there, thank you.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
That's where I was going.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I have had where people have scared me or have
had situations and I have farted. I have never shipped,
oh yeah, and I have never wet.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Like during the AFC Championship game last year in the
Josh Allen's final drive, man, I left off three or four.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Like that was Greg's basement. No, that was that was
a bt B.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
The other thing was I couldn't get ahold of my wife,
like are you watching this?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I didn't realize she went to bed. Who goes to bed?
During the ANC Championship game. She was sick. I thought
she was dead.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
I thought the turkey sub turned to Greg's it was
Dan's ass.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I just never have had that situation where I've been
so scared that I've lost myself.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
I've flactulated.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, no, no, I have to not like lost my bowels.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
No.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I don't think like even in car accidents or anything.
And I think the phrases I shipped my pants. But
I would be interested if anybody on that flight ship
their pants and ship your pants in the Carson call
William Aitar.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
That would be a pretty scary situation to be in. Yeah,
it would be. Now, Kevin makes some great artwork.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
It would be.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yes, it would look like a tsk between your That's
not what crash. Was this? That's not a very colorful
t man.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Hello, yellow and brown don't really make a good tight
said Jeffary. Was this the Delta flight?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Yeah? I uh, there was something that happened at the
Buffalo Airport that Kevin sent. Uh I did see this.
I couldn't tell when I looked at the story. I
just briefly went through it.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I'm wondering because it says Wyoming. Man, I'm wondering if
it's like josh Allen Wyoming or like New York.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah, oh that's not far from Buffalo. Oh No, it's
like two counties over. But he stole one of those
six seater golf The old people around it at the
airport stole it. Yeah, and then I think he went
on the moving sidewalk. He drove it up on the
moving sidewalk. They shut it down. It was like it
was why were you? I saw a video.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
I saw a picture of the moving sidewalk being shut
down at the Buffalo Airport. This is a travesty, but
they give an explanation.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Why Yeah, Travis, because people, you know, just Travis fucking walk. Yeah.
J Jesus Christy.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Somebody posted that that's my pevi at the airport. If
I'm on the moving sidewalk and you're coming up behind me,
coming in.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I hate that. Funk off. Yeah, I hate that. If
I'm just gonna sit there and hold my bag and ride,
fuck you walk off the full I'll say, I'll.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Say, yeah, people, they put them in because because that.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Happened two times. But you walked just as fast as
moving sidewall get you an extra what I think it is.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Under three?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yes, if you say you got to step to the side, No,
you're just there. Like if you if you're run run
on the fun see you running. I could see you.
Definitely not morning. I'm fucking right, eat my dick fat.
I swear to god, I would love to be dock
Brady over well. That would piss me off because he's

(56:11):
a little kid and he's Yeah, my father knocked him over.
Let me let me see. I made sure I was
there early enough to make my flight.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Yes, sometimes flights connecting flights come in the late top.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Ship figure it out.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
They do. They do.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Let's see their kids over? Is there?

Speaker 10 (56:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
They just I just have the gallery. Anyway, the guy
wrote it, I couldn't tell. I'm watching him and I'm
going it was almost up by two wheels, Yeah he was.
It wasn't wide enough for the curt right, But I'm like,
I didn't know if there's someone like a drunken point.
He was just a drunk guy left unattended.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
There.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Just jump in the golf cart and take off. I mean,
who got fired over that?

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Somebody?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Somebody because they have to flash the light they were coming,
so you see it. Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure this
guy didn't flash. I don't think you do the regulation.
Oh there's no roof on it is I can see
the picture.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
It's also the same Curt that took tomorrow off the field.
So it's kind of like a museum piece of the
Buffalo Airport.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Would you.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Would you?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Now? Would you?

Speaker 4 (57:23):
If someone dared you?

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Would you do it?

Speaker 4 (57:25):
If the keys were in there?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
And I go Danny you're at an airport, bro, that's federal. Wow,
that's federal. What's worse taking the cart or saying bomb? Uh?
Taking the carts worse? I think, I don't think. I
think you're getting a bomb with it. Did you go
through TSA and you're saying the word bomb? You're gonna
get a finger in the asshole? You take the golf cart,

(57:47):
You're not getting a finger in the asshole.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Yeah. Then I actually did ship my pants, but they helped.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I made my kids. They were both Tyler's being a
dick walking to the parking lot. I'm gonna say, I
got bomb? The fuck you are? You say you're here,
you're in coming? Wow, I don't know. I don't know you.
Why would that even be a joke? Because he's a
douchebag like his father, who I'm sixteen years old learn
from other people. That's yeah, I can't. But I would
never walk through and say a bomb.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Dude, dude, you do what my class trip, we go
to Toronto. We're coming back across the border and they
need a declaration of citizenship. Now we're on one of
those chartered buses and my buddy Louis LCA goes bro
tell about the a rab under the bus and the
and and and the uh inspector excuse me, Like, no,
he's just being an idiot.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
All of a sudden got quiet, like she wasn't gonna
do anything we should get give him a look like, don't.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Even this is before nine to eleven.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Yeah, yeah, no, I remember.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
A race is not a rab. No, No, this is
what I row arab. This is what my friend said.
Don't forget. It was Silver Creek. I am paraphrasing my
friend Silver Creek nineteen ninety eight, picture a picture. But
I had a friend that had taken their boat up
to Ontario this was Fort Airy and decided to leave

(59:00):
the boat with family on it was coming back, was
going to run home to Rochester. Had all these pillows
that were on the boat that right decorative like you
would have on your couch, stuffed them into their car
and they were going through and they got pulled over
and they wound up cutting the pillows and checking them

(59:21):
for cocaine or drugs, right because they thought it was
a drug smuggler. My father once joked about it. Yeah
it was him, it was Yeah, it was Weeze. He
was all covered in tattoos and stuff, and they stereotype,
they cut. And then the one that pulled on the
car was his wife.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
No, that was different. She didn't go on. No, there's
another story.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
So we went to the Montreal Compodent, yeah, which no
longer is the thing, and it was me, Weeze and
his wife Dorian. And you'd do everything for those people, huh.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
No, I was riding. I was driving, and so Weeze
is driving.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Maybe the GPS, and he's had a car from a dealership.
There was no registration, no inspection on it. It's just
like a brand new vehicle that he was using. And
so they're questioning all this stuff and then they want
everybody's ID in things and his. So we're there and
all of a sudden we're told we got to pull over,
pull in, so we have to pull into the customs thing.

(01:00:20):
So we go through. Everybody's to go up and talk.
He and I get to go and sit down at
the bench. She's up at the thing because she had
a DWY nine years prior, and she's like crying and
we the two of us are fucking laughing, are and
there's nothing ever going on up there. There's nothing coming
through there, fuck having the best day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
We are laughing and she's crying, and she's so mad
at us, and she's getting pissed, and he and I
are right, we're hugging each other.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
We're laughing so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
And then, uh, I think they had to pay like
two hundred bucks to get her in because we were
going to the I think they called a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
A lawyer talked to somebody on the phone and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
How long is it? Uh God, you know, Dan, I
don't know. I laughed so hard. I think it was
probably two hours, I believe. I think it took about
two hours, maybe less, maybe an hour and a half,
but it did take some time. You know, we were
sitting there on the bench and she's getting pisched around
and shut up. You guys were fucking roaring. I couldn't stop.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I could.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I just I found it so funny. And I go
out of them all like the Okay, I. By comparison,
I would be what we referred to as clean cut.
He's covered in tattoos, he's got everything, sweetest guy. Yeah,
there's nothing about but I mean in a huge heart.
But you don't know that. So if you're judging a
book by its cover. He's the guy that they're ripping

(01:01:38):
the pillows are part for. So that was I had
a buddy. We're going up to the Fort Hill. Uh no, no, no,
Clifton Hill.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
And we're nineteen and we're going and my buddy's girlfriend says.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Okay, guys, have fun, take care, you have a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
We're like, what's she up to? Get in the car,
drive the Niagara Falls, get to the border.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
She's tripping.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
She took out his ID out of his wallet before
he left. He didn't think the look. She didn't want
him going to the clubs. She was gonna teach him
a lesson that they weren't married very long. And we
get to the border and he can't present his ID,
so they make us pull over.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
And this is going to Canada, so they made us
so they made us.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Pull over, and they were cool. They looked through all
this stuff he's got. So he's a baseball coach too,
so he's got gloves and helmets and balls and bats.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Like, where are you going with this stuff? I'm just
going I just want to go to the club.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
I'm just trying to go to click Clifton Hill. I
got to have a baseball coach like, hey, can we
take a couple of your balls? You gotta take them,
just let me in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
This country goes now, we got to send you back.
So they write a letter, put it in an envelope.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
They go, when you turn around and go back to
the United States, you hand them this envelope. I said, okay,
no problem, guys, let's get back to the car. Let's
go back to the United States. We get in the
car and go. Do not tell them about the envelope.
Just say we lost our money at the casino.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
We're heading home. We do that, and then my buddy
Dave be.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Hey, we got this envelope that we were supposed to
hand you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
What does the envelope say?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah, I probably says, hey, these guys were not allowed
in because they didn't have their idea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Don't fucking give him paid in the ads. Danny's over here.
He lost their money to casino. Dude, you don't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on holda.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
I want to know what Jesus would have done. I said,
give the envelope. Here's what happened. You given envelope, lady.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
The lady at the desk goes and she was, she
was nice American. She goes, oh no, no, you do not
want to hand me that envelope. You don't want to
hand because she it was a Canadian logo. I think
it was instruction. It was instructions to say, why we
got pulled over? She goes, your night will be a
living hell. Just just get out of here. You're not
you're not threatening anybody. We know you're from here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Just just go okay, done? That was it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Learned his lesson?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah, but I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Like, but yeah, but like, but my buddy, my other buddy,
he's like, you know, his girlfriend takes his license out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Of what I'm saying. Learned his lesson? How was she
a nice? Did you like her?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I barely knew her. Yeah, they were like married. For like,
what did you say to a buddy who you just
don't like their significant other? Or even like a woman
who's like her girlfriends are going what what do you?
What do you do? What do you? What are you
seeing this girl? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
You want to ask leading questions, make them come up
with their own idea of why she really is evil.
You can't just call it out because they can lose
the buddy. So you kind of kind of like sell
them on the idea that she's not good for them.
My family tried, did it with my first doing it
with my first wife.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Your family, I missed it. We got the teened coming
back from my bachelor party in Canada. You get the
what we got the teane coming back from my bachelor
party in Canada. Really it was three guys that smell
like fucking booze and just strip and they pull this
in and my one buddy's like, this is not part
of your bachelor party. Do not think anybody in here stripping?

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
And fuck you, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
We sat for probably thirty five minutes. They ripped everything
out of all our bags and just throwver to hell
they want it. Yeah, pasta and a little bit of
a power play. Have a good day. And they're usually
young with the cards there, at least the ones I've
encountered for very young. All Right, we'll take a moment
when we come back to is there a game tonight?
There is old there's a game, And uh, there was
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bikers from now where's my song? Aripiazzi? Oh it is
not alright, Piazzi. Although I did see all the metal
heads show up at his house. Did you see all
the flowers they had at at the funeral today. No
at Ozzie fucking I wasborn and flowers.

Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
Let you lose my way.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
I can be your new dishes. You know you fucking
suck what you got. Say you'll give him faus fishes
all the time. You never met Osi right when you
were in radio, Yeah you did?

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
I did?

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Uh the famous popcorn was shoving in the popcorn with
the interview I did. I don't know if I believe
Hellman's story, though I don't. I don't know either. That
sounds a little FAZZI you know, I don't. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
I don't. I couldn't. I could, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Here's the thing is, like, why am I gonna shoot
on your memory if you want to say that that's
what happened and I wasn't there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
I had someone in my life that would insert themselves
into stories and create scenarios and then look at you
and you'd know, you'd fucking know it never happened. It
never happened, and you'd have to go, oh, yeah, yeah,
I remember, and only because you were like embarrassed for
the person, yeah, like and you didn't have the balls

(01:08:58):
to go the fuck are you talking about? You're insane.
I could believe parts of it happened. I could believe
he did question it. Yeah, but you didn't go into
Ozzie looking.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Off Ozzy, Fuck off Ozzy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
He said that Ozzy was supposed to go on weez
and he went to Stern and Stern was not in
town but on in town and yeah, look there was
a time before Stern was syndicated that I think from
the WII studio.

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Sam Kennison called on air to Howard. Howard answers and
he starts screaming at we shut up. Don't ever talk
to me. You don't ever talk in my air like
he was fucking go insane. Yeah, there's audio. Oh wow
from back in the back in the day.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I don't know if anybody saw. Does somebody drink heinun
once in a while? My wife does, your wife does? Yeah?
Oh I saw this. Did you get okay? This was
gonna send this to you. This is an amazing thing.
They fucked up and they labeled some alcoholic high nunes
as energy or the Celsius strings, which they make as well. Yeah,
because they make them all in the same actory. Right, Yes,

(01:10:03):
so you're Celsius is not alcohol. It's energy. It's energy,
an energy drink. It tastes good. It's astro vibe Celsius
as suri is this celsius? Okay, So what happens if
you drank too celsius on your way, Like you had
one at home and you're really tired, and you go, fuck, man,
I need another one. I mean, you're in the car

(01:10:24):
and you're driving and you get pulled over. Yeah, and
it's uh and you get pulled over and it's like
seven at seven o'clock in the morning, and you blow
a point zero five? Can you sue high noon? Yeah,
I'm not saying that because point zero five, you're it
seems a little high. But I think you I think

(01:10:46):
I think you get d w ai ai. I think
you build a w ai. I mean that seems like
it would be a little far fetched. But I was
just thinking, like, what if you got into a fender
bender and you blow? Thinking, yeah, I just had a
couple of celsius this morning. But who's gonna make you
blow at seven o'clock in the morning, any mother? I
think they do. Come on, I think they do. All right, Fine,

(01:11:09):
let's say it's ten o'clock at night, I'm tired, I'm
driving a long way. Pop a couple Celsius did not
realize that these are not and I'm trying to show
the can They're not believing me. I'm suing, fucking suing.
Tell my buddy Steve President for that, don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I try to wave.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Steve mills in. Steve Mills is a buddy of mine.
His son makes race cars, and I've driven Steve's truck
on a dragstrip a few times and he said he
had He wrote me today and goes, hey, I have
something that I think you're gonna want to use once
in a while, but I won't take it out if
the rain. So it's some kind of car. I don't

(01:11:48):
know what it is, but he'll So we got to
rip to the game so you can go see what
you can to play. No, no, I don't have to
rip to the game. I'm offering we'll do the game.
But I'm just saying, like, I don't know what it is.
I'm hope and it's some kind of fun dragster. But
he said I won't take it out of its raining.
So it was raining earlier today. Fuck you you didn't
see it. That sud check her yoga bag was as

(01:12:14):
big as her ass.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Really it's a small bag.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
No, it wasn't. Unfortunately, all right, Kevin's got a game.
It is named that tune. Danny is the winner all
the time. He holds the banner for the most wins
the sheet of paper. Okay, figure it out. I know
we're playing it, but I should have anticipated that. Of
course you're playing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
Oh hello, drummer, and has Ben had a better and
more productive sports talk show than Danny?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
That's terrible. Actually was a great sports talk show. I
really enjoyed it. Who's the drummer? Steve Gorman? I remember
Steve Gorman? This seven to ten? I'm Fox. I don't remember.
That's why I said fuck you a minute ago. Hey baby,

(01:13:14):
won't you love? Won't won't you say? All you're giving
me is Fixed'm a side suckle and this cholenges all
the time.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
I'll find out that everybody choub everybody job, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Tis started with the whisper.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Name's gonna crush.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
My tears?

Speaker 8 (01:14:17):
Don't cold, I won't in my got out of bed
at all the morning, Mary clouds up my windows, dark
county at all, divine and bocket it all.

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
We great put your picture on my wall. It's Rema.

Speaker 13 (01:14:52):
Welcome to the rear rot, set to come something late,
Take a seat, take your life, plot it out and
black and wide.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I never lived the dream of the Fox and the drop.
Close my eyes to listen to the music, and I
just spilled the had it sleep? I got this. Dad's
gonna hang you out. Just get your.

Speaker 9 (01:15:25):
Side.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
She comes in colors everywhere she combs a hen. She's like,
you come in colors here? A couple of diff to

(01:16:32):
go to even a vocal fi. There's two so hard
to night.

Speaker 10 (01:16:57):
Then jumps in the line happen, wondering why still somehow
happy baby making?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Amusing a surf.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Welcome to the baby making nights.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Now, I'm not so sure.

Speaker 10 (01:17:17):
You're waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
One would crazy try? We're coming by. The movie question
is always.

Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
What one more can I say?

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
It was left to provide come, What are you gonna
wake the sad?

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
Don't ben.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
This is the movie question?

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Kind of disappointing down track the nineties that it came from.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Oh shit, sorry, let me bring that back a second here.
That's my bad. I bruned the pick a podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
It should have been like Pickles forever and it now
because I spilled all.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
The ship.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Saturday forant to take the trade for a ride the sun.
It's out. I got the homies by my side, flowing
down the sweep of my sixteen swoopings in and on
his own beach, daddy dipping.

Speaker 8 (01:18:33):
I ain't go right act the life, ready to have fun.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Lend of us are left foot to one two one,
pulling in the parking lad on the bass. I can
rolling back the raging so I could.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
See some asp block bull sent for fifteen's in the
red buff forty beeves of y'all in there had some
other mother sun for fifty I saw but the crow
boards in the house that you got it's own.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Mission you could beat. But oh you can see crimping food.
But I ain't dripping. My homie snoop fixed and introjuicing
that song right for the cooney. Y'll put the floats
in goat goodness going back to the top, and you

(01:19:12):
might I look at some of his answers. You might
have a chance tonight. I don't know you gonna read
my writing up. I can figure out what you're doing there. Okay,
this is she talks to Angels Black Crows nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Yep, it is she talks to angels from the Black
Crows in nineteen ninety fucking mother flipper.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Okay, so that's ten neon trees. Everybody trees, forty talks.
It is everybody talks, twenty thirteen, twenty fifteen, twenty twelve,
new shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
I so lost with this one, Dido two thousand, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
For the sweep, really got all three? All three?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I just lost right there. Five for each try five
points twenty twenty because you got five five ten.

Speaker 10 (01:20:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
This is John Mayer real world. It is John Mayor.
It is not real world. It is not real world.
I don't remember what this is called thousand three, twelve,
thousand and eight. It's no such thing from John Mayer
in two thousand and one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Fuck so now I only have.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Wowow stone. She's a rainbow nineteen seventy one. She's like
a rainbow rolling So it's nineteen sixty seven. She's a
rainbow for the rolling stones. You had it correct any
of me? It crossed out. It's nineteen sixty seven. It
was sixty seven. It was sixty seven. I wrote seven.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Maybe it's seventy one. Don't on it what I create
so she changed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
I'm like, oh, oh, Bille's got a chance.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
This is Ozzie No More.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
It is our Tiers, No More Tearsty's seven. No, it
is not a wrote I wrote, It's not I wrote
twenty ten, it's not that. It is Ozzie's No More
Tears from nineteen ninety one. Oh wow, So this was
not the same album as Mam I'm Coming Home. I believe.
So is this Chicago?

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
It is not?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Is it George Michael? It is not George Mike? This
is it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
This is it? And I said nineteen ninety eight. I
don't know what I said. Seven Yeah, this is it
from Kenny Logging, Oh, nineteen seventy nine. If he's not
chasing a gopher, I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
All right, roll with my homies.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Coolie's rolling my homies exactly know, I wrote, I did
not get coolio Oh, I wrote nineteen ninety six, Boys
in the Hood. It's not Boys in the Hood. It's
rolled my homies from nineteen ninety five. It's coolioh. Jim
a movie. Guess you didn't write one down Boys.

Speaker 10 (01:21:41):
In the Hood.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
So don't Saturday. It's not Friday Day, but it's down Friday,
Oh bra season a week clueless. Sorry, let's get SIMMERSTONA
he's pretty murgh de seat going. I got lost, I
think right act I lost seventy points. I had sixty
five Mother Fletcher hanging to the bear. Yeah, I know,
hang another bet, hang another better. That's right. I'm ut. Shoot,

(01:22:04):
that's the tie by nineteen one year with black Curls.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Yeah, I did so well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Well, you know, you win some and you lose a
lot that I love a lot. I lose a lot.
I'm intrigued to see, you know, let's see you can
get Steve to commit. Steve, Steve, Steve, come in here
real quick. I want to see, like if Steve can
give me a hint.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
As to what what this thing is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
We're wrapping up. But sit right here. I have a
question for you. So I get this like cryptic thing going, Hey,
I got something cool at times cool, bring it out,
but not if it's raining. So I go, it's got
to be a vehicle. Is it a vehicle.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
It's a vehicle. Okay, that's awesome. I wonder what kind
of vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
I don't know. Wait wait, wait, now, hang on a second,
see if you can guess the year. I can tell
you on import or American import, import arts. That's why
I said to Universal. Fuck yeah, see if you can
get here, I'll give you ten punchs. You can beat
Dan if I get the year. Uh wow, but she's
an important I'm going eighties. You're going eighties. Yeah, I'm

(01:23:14):
thinking not. I'm thinking this is like a nineteen ninety seven.
I'm going eighty three. Oh right, it might be seventies,
right is seventy nine? Super rouge? Alright?

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Well this is a cling Stations, the first ever coexiststicker
that was printed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
It's a convertible. Is it a convertible?

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
It is a roadster okay, two thousand and seven, two
thousand and seven, roadster ship. I have something in my
head I don't want to say. That's pickleball. Well, no,
eat this picklebocket. I'm thinking I'd love to see he's
an Astid Martin. But what have a s's it's not

(01:24:04):
our friend upstairs the guitar shot.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
All right, Well we will close it out and we'll
find out Danny does another fine job. Turbulence, Pickle vodka,
pickle whiskey. Thanks to Kevin Steve Mills. I can't wait
to see with me. Uh, what's the vehicles that he
brought out? I'm Bill. Have a great weekend everybody. Hey,
this is it until next week? You got some stuff?

(01:24:30):
Drum a Bobby, Yeah, we'll see you Monday after me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
I didn't know what to do. Sign a TV rule,
a letter to you. Starting a dagnet a unit of state.
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