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us on YouTube at Billified. Laura'sin here tonight. How are you bringing
all kinds of bank goods? Matt'sback from Mexico, Kevin's in and Mark
Hillman celebrating a new position. Yes, these calgo Yeah, the reverse cowgirl

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speaking of that. Uh, wewe did get we did get gifts.
We got gifts mail. Oh,here we go. What we got gifts
in the mail? You may openup the gifts because they came. I
was asked to wait until you werehere and have them open while you were
here. I just figured it wouldbe easier to just is it the same

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guy, the same person? Yes? So you got snowballs? Are the
freaking past? And you know why? You got snowballs are awesome? Yeah,
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there's an envelope here. Those snowballsare I had those at Christmas? Are

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freaking they are good? Probably,I don't I don't know what to say
to that. I have no ideawhat to say to that. The snowballs,
what are those? The what isit they're air fresheners. Right,
yeah, but let me see isthat Laura? Uh, it's dick picks.
It's Laura. Laura likes stick picks. So it's cartoon man. This

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guy really listens. Yes, theyhad all these things made. Oh my
god, it's an air freshener today, are fresh? I don't know they
put They call themselves Stalker. It'smart In the window, a big woman.
Oh my god, that's great.Watch off my Instagram? Are they?

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fire I looked up. It's likethe Fireman's it's the fireman environments. Yeah,
well, there you go. Thankyou very nice. I appreciate it,
very nice. There that's how that'show those are. Yea. I

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will just say this, you makean impact. When a listener is sending
you things and creating things, you'vemade an impact. That's that's impressive.
I think I think we know whothis person is. You do I think
we do? Oh? I don'tyou know? No, no, damn,
we're just agreeing on about everything toknow, you know. No,
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sitting doing a split. Yeah,my god. Then that that you should
put that up in your car.Don't don't yours. I don't want that.
I believe for you. Yes itwas said for you. Yeah,
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the whole thing, don't you haveone? Try it? We'll pass the
pus commies around peenus commies. Noone's eating that. Let me I have
I have a question, commies.I had a I had a chocolate th
HC cocoa bean thing over the weekend. So I did one. It was
five, I did two, itwas ten, and I'm going and then

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man, Sunday was like it waslike a rough one after that. That
was my Saturday. That was butthat was I enjoy those. I like
that. And it's not bad becauseit's mel Oh, it's mild. There's
usually no hangover, you know,it's all right, that's all right.
I'm not sure. So let meask you something. And I'll start with

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Laura because Matt and I we weretalking earlier today and I'm wondering, what's
the how would you define a friendversus an acquaintance. Friend versus an acquaintance.
The acquaintance is someone that you justknow from passing a friend to someone
who you would text, someone youwould text, yeah, that you would

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actually want to hang out with,somebody you'd want to hang out with.
I text a lot of acquaintances.I don't have anything. I don't have
any friends most of my people.How would you define a friend? Then
someone in a small circle. Ina small circle, yeah, someone who
you can kind of rely on.Yeah, yeah, But the acquaintances are
everybody else. I feel like,Okay, I do text acquaintances. Yeah,

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But if I'm it's just a weirdthing because I was thinking about it.
It's a friend that I'm spending mytime with. Three time because I
was thinking of about this, becauseI go, boy, as you get
older, you're who your friends arebecome less and less, and mostly that's
because you're in a relationship. Youspend most of your time with a significant
other. You would probably call themyour best friend. A lot of people

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do. Uh no, But I'mjust saying, like, but a lot
of people do, and and sothat and and that makes sense. But
you know, if you found yourselfall of a sudden, single, you're
you're spending a lot of time alonebecause most people your age are in relationships
and with somebody, so that thatfriend circle becomes a little tighter and a

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little smaller. Would you do thesame would you say the same thing?
Kind of think so yeah, becauseI always think like I don't know.
So what about like the fair weatherfriend? Like this is where let me
ask this how how did you knowwhen someone was a friend? What?

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What was it that they did thatit made you go Because every every relationship
starts out like you get to knowsomebody, you're hanging out out, you
know, maybe you see them ata couple different parties. Maybe all of
a sudden they say, hey,join us for this, and the next
thing you know, you've kind ofgot this budding friendship with somebody. I
feel like if there's someone who youwant to be around and you normally you're

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bringing a friend into an existing friendgroup already, So if you find someone
who you think fits that group,that's sort of how you can tell you're
going to be a friend. Itcould be a fair weather friend. If
you have someone and you're like,Okay, I like this person, but
they're not going to mingle with someof They're like a free trial subscription.

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They give you all their best featuresup front, and then when push comes
to stuff, they start charging.I guess the effort too, like,
well it does, Yeah, itdoes. So that's true. If you
exclude people if you know they're notgoing to fit with your core group.
No, I want to exclude someone, but I have some friends in one

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group that don't get along with otherfriends, and so I will do things
separately. Or as you have meta friends, you have heard about a
friend. Yes, she causes alot of drama. So when I am
in bigger group outings, I donot include her because I don't want to
have a babysit. I'm not responsiblefor other friends I like. I like

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to bring in people who you canlike, hang out with them, then
leave them for a few minutes,and their self sufficient they can talk to
others. Is there a difference betweenlike like women and their friends and men
and their friends. I feel likewith guys, I could not talk to
one of my buddies. Even fromcollege. We could go a year,

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two years, and then you meetup and it's like you never missed a
beat. And I don't know.I guess that's not really an in depth
friendship, but I was there,like if something happened, a parent passed
away or whatever. Certainly you know, you showed up and you did the
thing. But other than that,you kind of get caught up in life.
But I still think that that person'sa friend, even though there's a
little more distance in there. Whenhave you learned who your friends are?

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Divorce? Divorce? Divorce? Forsure? Yeah, when you learn who
your friends are? When when theship hits the fan? Who's standing?
Who's there? You lose friends withdivorce? Choosing sides? Or was it
just cotton bait and getting out ifI did? I don't know. People
like to start rumors. I don'tmiss him, some of the people that

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we might have been a good thing. And yes, probably, yeah,
yeah probably. I can't say thatthat's wrong. No, that's probably true,
because sometimes I go like, arewe expecting too much from friends as
adults? I don't know, becausesometimes you know, you feel like you're
you're including them and everything, andthen all of a sudden ships get shifty.

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Just how did this come up?What were you talking about that this
came up? I saw something Matthad posted and I just was curious,
so he and I talked about it, and we were just talking about friends,
and I think it's adults as guys. It's it's it's different, and
sometimes you're including people in things,and then all of a sudden, when
I don't know, they're either notincluded or it's not a free ride this

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time, like, hey, Ididn't I can't pay for all the ticket.
Whatever, they're out, they disappear, or if you find yourself in
a tough situation there's no one around. I think is that fair? It
might the guys this weekend, theycame in and one guy grew up with
We were best friends in school,we got out of high school. I've
been over backwards to help him out. He need a loan, he needed
this. I did it all.Then the other friend I haven't talked to

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very much in probably three years.You know, he got a girlfriend,
disappeared. But again same idea,Oh we picked all up. But now
it's like, damn. You know, when there's a time where you might
need something, you can't count onthose people. And I know those are
the two guys I can definitely cannotcount on. That's disappointing. Told business,
I've been sick. I'll be back. You know, my brother in

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laws a perfect example. I loanedhim the money for his engagement ring.
Has not step footnet restaurant one time. There's well, there's reasons behind that,
but oh there is. But shedoesn't work there anymore. I know
he's just as I, but hecheated on his fiance with one of the
girls that worked for me. Shedoesn't work there anymore. So he's embarrassed
by the fact that he got caught. And I mean it's a different you

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know what I mean, it's yeah, but I don't know how that's the
restaurant's well, I don't know howexactly. Nobody gives a shit anymore.
No one should. It's a differenteverything. Everything's different now, so no
one gives it. So this justgot to make all the holidays very well,
not really see them anymore. Youknow, it's okay, no I
see him. Did he pay youback for the ring? Yeah? It
took him a long ass time.I took He was supposed to pay off

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in three months. It took likea year. Okay, Okay. I
think there's like a maturity in thefriendships too. Because the feeling of being
excluded. If I go out withsome of my friends. I hate if
I get an Instagram message or atext message from someone who like, well,
why was that I invited? Whywould you ask that? Yeah,

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but why would you ask that?Of God forbid? They come back with
a really good answer like nobody likesyou, or you're annoying, or you
you never you know, we allsplit the bill, but you don't only
want to pay for what you atekind of thing, and that's not our
agree. I mean, those uncomfortablethings. What if you came back with
an honest answer? Have you everNo, I do come back with honest

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answers, And normally it's just like, hey, look, it was a
situation that I thought that I reallywanted to see you with these two friends.
I didn't want it to be abig group thing. I wanted more
of that small quality time with someoneor going to a concert. Like I
went to the Journey concert the otherday and I just went with two girlfriends,
and another one of them was like, well, why was I invited?

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And it's like, I mean wekept it like a small little you
know, and just the three ofus. Yeah, I mean I can
understand, I guess feeling like youwere left out fomo, But I'm boy,
that seems ballsy to ask. Ithink it is like I would do
more female than Yeah, man,I don't think guys. Some guys probably
go I said that, Matt onetime, I go, I go,

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don't invade anywhere. I wouldn't havegone, but you still could. Yeah,
well that's a little different. Haveyou ever had to confront a friend
over something like that, like confrontof a friend about you did. Yeah.
I don't know, because sometimes likewe think of breakups the fiance,

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whatever happens, right, marriage isyour husband? Well, okay, all
that, but do you ever havea breakup with a friendship? And I
feel like that's more like a femalething. I feel like guys just let
it fizzle out, just fizzle out, you know, and then if the
person shows up, you're just eithercold to them or you just ignore him,
right right. That seems like theguys waiting, it seems like they

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just move the fuck on. Ithink it depends on how deep your friendship
is. Well. I always thinkthat women have a higher emotional iq than
men, and there and that theterm closure. I very rarely am not
going to say it's never happened,because I don't know. But very rarely
do men say I need closure.I just don't. And I think women

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usually do say that, and Ido. I think you have a higher
emotional IQ than men most Yeah,And we don't tell and guys won't talk
about like, hey, it's reallybugging me honest at times too, to
each other. Yeah, Like,what's the meanest thing a friend ever said
to you? Oh? Come on, if nobody says something mean, there's

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no way it's not seared in thefrontal cortex of your brain. I can't
think of things that people have perfect. I mean, I know that I
there were people that spread rumors aboutme shortly after I split up with my
husband. Husband, Yeah, didyou confront somebody on those rumors? I
did? Why because they were inmy house? So okay. So one

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of my neighbors okay said very shortlyafter and started a rumor that there were
different cars in my driveway all thetime. That was huh, they were
my female friends. Like I wasdating for a while. But like one
of my best friends, who alsowas going through a divorce, got a

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different vehicle. It was an unknownvehicle. Like, so, why would
this neighbor be sticking their nose inthere anyway? Why don't you mind one
of my ex husband's cowork but whywould they do their one? So then
she came over to my house formy son's birthday party, and I confronted
her in front of everyone, andit turned into a blow up fight.
Really, like what happened? Nowabout me? This is real Housewives of

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Webster. We didn't talk for liketwo Now we're friends again, but like,
I'm not going to let you spreadrumors about me that are ontrue.
You you speak now, Okay,here's the thing that I don't understand.

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Don't you have it? Don't weall have it? No, it was
my son's birthday party. Don't weall have enough going on in our own
lives that we don't need to golooking and sticking our nose into somebody else's
ship. But there's always you callme a shitster all the time. There's
always a ship stir but people likethe shitster. Okay, but ship stirring
here by telling Matt you got firedand you weren't coming in there. But

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I'm not gonna say it. Ishould start here, I should start outside.
Yeah, we should start outside herea little bit. But I wouldn't
go. I wouldn't ever. Ihonestly got if my neighbor got divorced and
I saw and the wife still hadthe house and he had moved out,
and I saw a bunch of differentcars in there, I may something say
something to my wife if I'm married, But I'm not going to him going,

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hey man, a whole lot ofcars going in and she's pulling a
train. I mean, I justwouldn't do it. It's just it's none
of my business. It's none ofmy business. Cowork. Yes, yes,
something, of course, because peoplelike to talk. We all like,
we all like to talk. Imean that's where I how many times
have Mark and I in radio gone, hey man, you could tell nobody?

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Yeah, don't tell anybody, butbuddy, right do we not all
do that? And then it andshit gets around? And the thing is,
it just proves my theory that wenever grow up. We just grow
old, right, We stay kindof that way, and that's sort of
the way we handle it and stuff. I'm sorry to hear that with your
stuff. And I hope I didn'tpush. I wasn't. I just was

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an interesting thing. And I gowhen you look at because to me there's
only love and fear. Is reallyas I get older, you realize in
the world it's love and fear.And a lot of times when people are
mean to you or all of asudden disappear, it's because they're scared of
something. It's just hard to haveto deal with that, because it's a
very human thing. It's a hardit's a hard thing to have to deal
with. Well around that doesn't seemlike his style. I really don't miss

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him. Well, I don't know, dead yeah, dead way yeah.
Well, Look, if somebody wantsto be in your life, they're gonna
make time to be in your life. That's the thing. And I always
I've said for for a long time, and I try to even say this
to my kids. If someone thebest gift you can give anybody, I
believe is your time. And theonly reason is none of us know how
long we got, so we're choosingto spend it with somebody because we enjoy

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them, especially a friend you choosefriend, family you're kind of stuck with.
That's why I give you that giftthree times a week, see exactly,
It's a gift times a week agift. It's a gift. It's
a gift with everybody. The factthat anybody wants to be sitting here,
it's a gift. I kind ofyou know, I enjoy it. I
enjoy it. And you know,friendships haves that are up ups and downs,
and that's the that's the way itgoes. Should we ask? I

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don't know whether to bring this upon the podcast or not, because it
came up and I just just becauseyou are so naive, my friend,
My friends live in some fucking fantasy. No present, man, you are
the most naive person I've ever metin my whole entire life that you are.

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When we were talking about my pastand stuff like that, you were
just like, oh my god,I didn't know that happened. Like what
that you pay people? I don'twant to whatever you did. We've talked
about the past and go back whenI first when I first started, when
I first started stuff, Well,I didn't know that that there would be
people that would be willing to dothat. Although you don't know that maybe
there's see That's what I'm saying,though you're like, that's not that's not

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happening with Laura. It's not happeningcan be dirt baggs. I mean,
it's sounds like something I would totallydo. That's great. You know what,
Let's take a moment and we'll comeback and we'll hear the story and
everybody can decide if I was naiveor not. And I have a defense.

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I have a defense because I lookat things. I think a little
differently than you, because you're single, high end. That's right. I
forgive it. I was almost single. Oh yeah, we gotta get that
story too. We got to hearhow that happened. How could you anyway?
We'll get to all that because I'ma dickhead, really that one.

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of it. So did I getthe Laura got the wedge salad, and

(20:37):
I got I got the spinach andmushroom pasta bread bawl. I got peanuts.
I didn't even see that. Ididn't even see that on the special
It's on the special menu, oneof the I mean because I saw the
chicken Caesar possible. That was February. That was this month. Almost that
for you tonight too, Yeah,because I love the bread ball. I

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this is the last week. Yeah, I know it's the last week.
So get in there and get itthe chili and the bread ball. Yeah.
Yeah, we're supposed to get somewindy days the next couple of days,
like forty five mile an hour winds. Thursday's gonna be twenty eighth degrees.
Yea glass day. Come out andget the chili in the bread what's
that so I shouldn't take the wateroff my pool tomorrow? And then I
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I set them up, by theway, you said, Alfie and his
wife, What do you mean accidentally? I was trying to get Wait,
you were trying to get the chickand you got Well. I didn't like
it happened. We were just wewere just friends. And then does that
happen a lot? Marks was allof a sudden, and then you just

(25:33):
set them up with somebody else?Like have you done that before? Though?
Like you were trying to hit andbut you get along so well,
you're such a likable guy. Theyput you in the friend zone. They
leave you there. I put myselfin the friend They put you in the
friend zone, Christine, right now, okay? And then do you then
say, hey, I know agreat guy kind of Yeah, it's funny.

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No, we were all hanging outand then she her mouf hit it
off, so which I'm glad becauseI like both of them. So yeah,
that's that's all right. Uh SoLaura came. Kevin came in here
and told Laura's story right away,which he came. Let me ask you
go ahead, Kevin, say whatI gotta get the context that I got
it then, because you got thedifferent context that I did, you got

(26:15):
the full story. I only gotthree quarters of the story. Okay,
because all right, well then letme say what I got. What I
got was I just signed my divorcepapers after two and a half years.
My lawyer called me and invited meover. Although this is the part that
I wasn't picking up on until I'msaying, I'm sticking to my story.

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I'm just saying a bottle. Hesaid, come over and have a bottle
of wine with us. It's alot of wine. Usually most people say
come over and have a glass wine. Well, three people, one bottle.
I agree, I agree with you. Believe me as a whiny just
because he's gonna give you the secondone. But have you ever said to

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somebody come on over for a bottleof wine. Well, if I was,
I wasn't trying to just be sohe said, come over for a
bottle of wine. Meet my wife. Yes, and that's where the story
stopped. And then and what andyou said, meet my wife because she
may want you to organize our garagebecause you're an organizer. Bye by your
job. But that part wasn't inmy my telling of the story. And

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so what I said was, soyou right away went it's up for a
threesome. And Mark right there,and Mark jumped on it too and called
me naive. You are naive.You are a very naive person who's very
worldly. Just so you know,it's an oxymoron. But Anie, I
just so. My point was Iknew that she just got divorced. The

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lawyer wants to, Hey, comeon over. It's been a long time,
meet my wife. And here's whatI was thinking. And I didn't
say at the time. I wantto make sure you can pay your bills.
So we're gonna hire you to organizeSacroassee. If you do good job,
I'm gonna get your other jobs.Just keep paying me. Was how
I took it. Do you knowif any lawyer ever who said come over
after the cases over after a settlement, and said come over and let's get

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let's get let's get the drink in. Let me just say this, I
haven't had the use of many lawyersin my life. Uh, the lawyers
we know, Sir Q would neverdo it. Uh, Connor Gregory would
never do it. Paranello, mylawyer would paranello I think did yeah,
but he always played to a differentdrummer. Anyways, Well, there was

(28:27):
a guy when when we were whenwe did the break room, it was
me and Danny and Tommy and uh, some guy calls up. We called
himself Limo Joe and we used tohave a whole song Cocomo. I did
you a Limo Joe? All right? So we used to play Cocomo and
Danny redid it to Limo Joe insteadof Cocomo. And he would list he'd

(28:49):
list all the places he's been onone phone call. I got really mad
at us, and he's going,I've been to Ka kun I've been.
So we would, you know,like in the song yeah Bermuda Bahama.
So we did that. Sounds likeJoe, But Limo Joe had used paranello
and when he couldn't pay, hetold us that Paranello would come over take

(29:10):
his truck and drive the truck upto the casino in Niagara and then drive
back and he put the miles inthe gas. That was part of the
payment. Sounds something sounds about readyfor Joe. I don't know. Joe.
He lived with his mom too.He's like forty okay, well I
don't. I don't know. Ithink she finally passed away. The only
reason he doesn't live with there nownow, yeah, he had the Limo

(29:30):
company with a bigger scam, wasit. I'm pretty sure no lawyers ever
come to their client and said unlessit's family, like, yes, it
marks my brother and he's my lawyer. That's a different story. He's my
uncle. Different story. Now Ihate you guys because I'm you're a pretty
girl in your office. Hey,come meet my wife and I and have
a glass of wine. It's notwhat I thought. No, and I'm

(29:52):
with you, I think and partof the story in the secondary hang on,
don't talk. Turn that mic uptowards you little bit. There we
go, okay, I said,I was like, yeah, I signed
my divorce papers today and then likeI was in my lawyer's office and he
was like, you should come overand have a bottle of wine and you
can meet my wife and like maybeyou can organize. I didn't you.

(30:17):
I didn't get that she signed thepaper. She's free. Yeah, it's
the last time he's probably gonna seriesswinging for defenses. I mean, you
present a solid case. I liketo think that most people have been trained
by Greg aren't working there like workingthat way. I would think that sounds
like sounds I mean, let's callyour lawyer and see what is I know,

(30:41):
I can pay my bills. Idon't Yeah, I'll get you that
nice lump. Yeah, listen,you wouldn't want me to take it out
in your risk. I don't lovesome settlement. I don't. All right,
Well, I was still on yourside. I still sort of am.
Like, this is just a guybeing nice, wants to introduce you

(31:02):
to his wife. But Bill Cosbyintroduced all the women too. I'm just
saying, like Camille was home,she was there, you know what I'm
saying. She was there when allthis stuff went on. He really just
wants me to organize his girls offerwine for that. Wanted to organize somehow
my sock and under. I meanthere have I have had clients that I

(31:30):
feel very uncomfortable with and I won'tgo back to those jobs. What I
can see that happen all absolutely thattime she cleaned B T B stop.
So you've been over at somebody's house. What what give me a tell me
he was going to lock me inhis home as a joke, as a
serious. Hey, listen, we'regoing to lock the doors. We're going

(31:52):
to be gone. I took notesin my phone that day of all the
creepy things that he told me,so that when he tried to hire me
again, I could say, thisis why I'm not going to come back
and work with you. Notes.Let's hear them. People to me?
Do you want to pull them up? It's absolutely you got them. It

(32:12):
was a note in my phone likea while ago though. This is awesome.
So you heard this guy to Mark? What else happened? Can you
can you look in talk? Iknow that sometimes I can't, So I'm
not I'm not disparaging. I amtrying to right next to the dick pics
know what they are? Not extra, It's like going to thee. Yeah,

(32:37):
this is a while ago though,but I was smart to keep all
the notes of what he was sayingbecause that way. But now, was
this a single guy? Yeah?He was like a fifty year old single
guy who I did a couple ofwork with but lived on North Greece Road.
He lives in quiet, but heYeah, he just started to really

(33:01):
freak me out. And so therewas one day that I was working with
him and are you alone when you'redoing this? Yes? Just me.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to findthese all right, don't worry about But
so what else happened? What otherthings have happened? Have you had couples
get creepy with you? No?No, not really just the guys.

(33:24):
Yeah, I mean I did haveI did have an older man who I
stopped working with because he told methat women were derived from sin and that
the thought of sex repulses him andchange his diaper. How old was he?

(33:44):
Oh, he was old. Hewas fifty two. No, he
was maybe seventy. He was obsessedwith he had so many bibles. He
was a hoarder. He was obsessedwith me. So I worked with Lifespan.
No, so I work with withwith Lifespan A lot? Ye a,

(34:07):
gotcha? Okay, in contact.That makes more sense because this guy
isn't hired. No, this guyit got heard through lifespan. He yeah,
he told me that his mom puthim in therapy when he was younger
because he was obsessed with the killingof Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth and
his mom was terrified that he wasgoing to murder someone for notoriety. And

(34:30):
I am a single person in hishome and I'm like, so back to
my closet. This is insanity crazypeople out there. Yeah, okay,
so the one weird guy walked outon some jobs that you were doing because
of creepy craziness. No, I'venever done that, but like I've just

(34:51):
said, I'm not going to comeback to you, but I make sure
they pay their in voice first.Uh. But the guy who told me
he was going to laugh me inhis house, he had a gumball machine
of Barbie doll heads and he toldme, he's like, you look exactly
like a Barbie doll. Okay,that's a little creepy. That's pretty good.
Well, yeah, that's pretty creepy. That's very creepy. Now,

(35:13):
I don't think if you as creepy. You said, there's creepier than me.
But you're not that. That's notcreepy, You're you're kind. You
know what creepy is. Creepy islike I talked about all my stuff.
Creepy is the Christian guy that goesto church. That's that's that's watching porn
on his wife. You know,he's on the computer meeting girls and stuff

(35:34):
like that. That's the creep Well, you know, it's funny too,
is sometimes though, for women.I think that there's some things a guy
who looks a certain way can getaway with, and then there's a guy
who looks a different way. Hesays the same thing or acts in a
similar fashion, and she's he's acreep but he's okay. Brad Pitt can
say a lot of things. Marknot so much. Mark Mark Well Mark

(35:58):
was living the Brad Pitt what yougot it? I found it, okay,
it was written. Some of theother things. One thing was he
texted me asking me to come overto his house on a Saturday night to
turn off his lights. Was hehome, I don't know. I was
at my house. So then theone day he said he was going to
lock me in that I smelled good. He was calling me, honey.

(36:22):
He asked me about porn and hecalled me his weak little girl. Okay,
the porn and weak little girl tome are the worst. Weak little
girl is really bad. Why becausedid you not we're not able to lift
something heavier heavier than Yeah, Ibelieve that. So what was the context
of week? Yeah, we mightbe is it looking for suggestions? Not

(36:43):
w e A K. You're thinkingw e e K like my weak girl?
Oh yeah, like her mind canbe I think, I think,
well, yeah, I get that. It's absolutely yeah. I mean he
has. I stopped working with him, and it was maybe like six afterwards
that he did text me and waslike, would you ever go out a
date with me? I was like, whoa, oh, because you want

(37:05):
to lock me in your house?Okay, locked the door? Will you
go out with me? But therewas somebody who when I was working there,
a male friend of mine. Iwould tell him that I was at
this house and he had his addressbecause I was like, just engaged you
here from me? Right, didyou ever like any of these things?

(37:27):
Because your job sometimes is in theevenings and things. Right when a client
comes home, comes home from workand they want to yeah, I have
a lot of people like teachers orsometimes lawyers that they just like can't work
during the day. They want tointroduce you to their wife. I do
to their wife from like four toseven pm, but actually organizes the wine

(37:52):
cellar well, because you know sevenpm right now is not going to be
seven pm in a couple of months. But it's dark, right, So
that stuff is. You don't haveany weapons, do you? You're not
like registered to harry carry handgun orsomething. Maybe consider I don't know the
state. Okay, the rape whistlethat works real well in the basement.

(38:17):
Yeah, that's exactly that. Thatwould not markin Mark lived like Brad Pitt
this weekend. It was his birthdayweekend. He was down at the wood
Casino turning Stone. Yeah. Doyou see a show too? No?
No, did you win? Youwon? No? Only ship I thought
you. I thought I saw fifteen. Oh that was you with the fifteenth
sets. I couldn't even know whatI always see. It's not a concert.

(38:40):
I just I just looked for thepeople, and that's my show.
Well, Mark had a show.Mark almost got broken up without his birthday.
What did you do? Well?Twenty one of us went that's a
lot. Yeah, we were allin the same fall one room and hang
on a second. Anybody here offendedthat they didn't get the invite anybody up
today? What the fuck? Noone's gonna pull on a Laura's friends were

(39:05):
how could you go without us?Okay, So everything was was great.
Everybody loves her, you know,and you know, she like person.
She got my my girlfriend, shegot my friend's stuff for their birth There's
four of us they had birthdays,and so she got them, you know,
like a Starbucks card. That's nice, very sweet, and everything was

(39:28):
going great until well we all scatteredaround, all scared. We all scattered,
We all went our own different waysfor were you with your girlfriend?
Was with her? And we weresitting in this there's this place called Exit
thirty one. It's all the barsthat are inside the country bar, rack
bar, dance bar. We weresitting on the outside. They have a

(39:52):
bar outside so you can see allthese places. And while we were watching
people, well, our phones weren'tworking. They don't work there for some
reason. So I wonder if theydo that on purpose. I was just
turning soone in November and yeah,your phone doesn't work. No, I'm
just wanting to get to they're afraidof I don't know, some kind of

(40:13):
sophisticated cheating of something I don't know. Go on. So if your phone
in the casino, so I want, I'm wondering what the hell everybody is.
I thought we were supposed to goto the I thought we were going
in to the country bar or whatever. So we're sitting there waiting and waiting,
and she's like, well, goShe goes like, go fight,
go ahead, go find them.She can't. She's still the hard time

(40:34):
watching. She had major operation wasa couple of months ago, four months
ago, so you know, shestill is moving slow. So I cap
I cop a fucking attitude. Icop an attitude. And while I'm copying
an attitude with her, I'm thinkingto myself, I am the biggest fucking

(40:55):
asshole in the world. So sheshe tells me that, you know,
she's gonna go back to the roomjust to stay and go and go hang
out, you know, and gohang out with my with my friends.
And I'm not gonna do that.I'm gonna go back with her. And
you don't want to, but youdon't want to, you want to hang
out with your friends. Well,yes, yeah, yes, oh yeah.

(41:17):
So I went back to the roomwith her. We didn't we didn't
really say too much to each other. And uh so next morning, she
goes, do you want me anapology? And I go, yeah,
I really actually do I go.I go, I was wrong because I'm
mad. I'm not mad at her. I was frustrated with that whole situation

(41:37):
that was going on. It wasjust, you know, frustrated. But
I knew what what I was doing. I knew right there. I felt
horrible that I was frustrated. Didshe say she almost broke up with you.
I don't know. She almost brokeup with me. She told me
I could find a ride with somebodyelse. She seems like she's pretty.

(42:00):
You know, that's nothing. That'snothing. What til you get her an
air freshener for her car? Yeah? Hang that air fresher there, that
would be very nice. Get picturesof your cellphone. Yeah, tomorrow of
the story is is that? Imean, you know I made I was
a dickhead. Yeah, but that'sa that's the sign of maturity maybe on

(42:21):
your behalf. No, it isif you kind of because you recognized it.
You kind of knew it in themoment and the next day. You
didn't even because normally I was notI know, yeah right, I remember,
I remember Mark when he was oneof your better stories. No,
I was really left out. Iwas really waiting for like she threw me
out. She locked the door.I couldn't get in. I had to
sleep at somebody else's room. Youreally need. Bellish is something. It's

(42:50):
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(46:21):
So someone Don Henley's Dirty Laundry hascome out. Don Henley is suing because
somebody stole the lyrics to a coupleof songs. So one they stole the
handwritten lyrics from a box he hadin his house and I don't know how
these people got access or whatever,and he wound up buying it back because

(46:43):
it ended up at an auction siteand he bought it back for I think
he bought the lyrics to Hotel Californiaback for like eight grand, the handwritten
lyrics that he wrote, so they'rehis, but to get him he had
to pay him back. That's allthey went for, was a grand I
don't know if they gave him abreak, I don't know, but he

(47:04):
yeah. So this was a testimonyan ongoing trial of rare books dealer Glenn
Horowitz, ex Rock and Roll Hallof Fame curator. This guy who worked
there, his name was Craig inSerati and another guy who was a memborabilia
seller are accused of scheming to sellthe original documents from when the band worked
on their hit in nineteen seventy six. Henley accused Ed Sanders, the writer

(47:30):
who wrote a biography about the band, of stealing the lyrics to Hotel California.
Sanders allegedly sold Henley's No Pads toHorowitz for fifty grand in five before
the dealer passed off the collection tothe Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guy
and some other dealer. Yeah,and it says here Henley testified that he
agreed to purchase the allegedly stolen fourlyric pages of Hotel California from this other

(47:55):
guy, Kazinski on his auction websitefor eighty five one hundred dollars in May
of twenty twelve. He said itwas a bitter pill to swallow. Now
the lyrics for life and the fastlamee popped up and they want twelve grand,
and he refused, so we wentto court. But things go oja
and just steal his shit back.Well this is interesting, right, So

(48:15):
okay, so big deal. DonHenley had lyrics stolen but it's the dirty
laundry that came out. What thishas to do with this case, I
have no idea. But they bringup an incident that happened in nineteen eighty.
The band was breaking up and theonly people that knew that the Eagles

(48:37):
were breaking up were they're inner core, like the guys in the band.
They hated each other. You're absolutelyright, So they have So Henley calls
over the roadies and stuff that workedwith the band, and they're going to
start telling people. And he saidhe was really depressed, so he called
him madam. He knew, andthe madam sent over. He's like,

(49:00):
assume as all the roadies are leaving, there's a knock at the door,
and there's this pretty young woman.He thinks he's twenty or twenty one years.
I see where this is going.This is all coming out now.
She had a bottle of wine.Though it's all coming out now, And
lawyer said organized lawyer, Yeah,he said, I wanted to forget what
was going on. I wanted toescape the depression I was in. So

(49:21):
I made a mistake. I calledhim madam, told her I wanted some
company for a few hours. Anda young woman arrived at my home dressed
in a sharp black He's sitting therenow, and this happened November twentieth,
nineteen eighty, So we're going backforty years, right, right, Okay.
Once the roadies left his home,the young woman he believes his twenty
or twenty one, arrives, andthe two shared intimate details about themselves,

(49:45):
including him telling her about the Eaglessplit he was all bummed out about.
And then they started using cocaine.He said. We began to talk.
We had a little bit of wine. She asked me if I had any
anything, if I had any cocaine. I said I did. We did
some of that. Henley testified thathe went to bed with the girl,
but said they didn't have sex.By the way, the girl was sixteen.

(50:09):
Yeah, the girl was sixteen.So why the fuck is this coming
out in court now when he's justtrying to get the lyrics back? Do
you see what I'm saying? Like, I don't get the connection, but
this all so he talked about it. He said, yeah, this is
all the stuff from his testimony.I think yesterday or last week that I
think the statue of limitations are overbecause it was nineteen eighty. We're talking

(50:34):
forty, so you know, wholestate different. I don't know what it
is in California. He could.I feel like he could because how many
how long ago was Cosby doing stuffand he just got well that was a
bunch, but that's women coming tosue him, and so this isn't I
don't think this young lady was doinganything. The fact that the lawyer brought
it up, because I think so. What happened was the next day the

(50:58):
girl has a seizure, the sixteenyear old from the coke or whatever.
She has the seizure. So hecalls nine to one one nine. When
one comes, they take They sayto listen, we can take her or
you can let her kind of,you know, sleep it off here.
Did he not get in trouble?Then he did? He did because well

(51:21):
he did for prostitution. So heI think according to the stuff I again,
he has to admit all this,this is something that happened so many
years ago. You're trying to getthe lyrics back to the song that you
fucking wrote that someone you open yourselfup to. This is the thing I
don't understand. Go back and findeverything about jun years class Holy shit,

(51:45):
it's like run of her politics.Yeah, wonder Henley's such a tick the
lyrics. Yeah. Henley was askedby the assistant district attorney whether he had
found the escape he had been seekingwith this young girl. I mean,
that's kind of a dick thing togo forty something years ago, and the
rocker admitted he made a poor decisionthat he continues to live with. Apparently

(52:07):
not. I wanted to forget abouteverything that was happening with the band.
I made a poor decision which Iregret to this day. I've had to
live with it for forty four years. I'm still living with it today in
this court. Flares up every oncein a while. Yeah, he said.
When we got up in the morninghere to crash from the bedroom and
called nine one one when he realizedshe was having a seizure. The fire
department arrived and told him that theyeither had to take her or she could

(52:30):
stay in his care, he saidon the stand. When the girl woke
up later in the day, hetold her to call for someone to come
pick her up, and when herride arrived, police were at his door
and arrested him. So I thinkhe was arrested for solicitation or he couldn't
get the girl a taxi cheap.Fuck, I don't know this is I

(52:51):
mean, Eagles were breaking up.He didn't realize, Yeah, that solo
career. But the thing, it'sjust amazing to me that that all comes
out in a court story now forover lyrics years later, forty four years
later, the lyrics are the originalones. That's a great question. I
don't know. I'm writing new onessaying he's an original one. I I
wouldn't know. I'm sure there's gotto be a way to authenticate it.

(53:13):
Somebody has to unless there's you know, unless he signed it and dated it.
I can't even even that you're right, right, because you could probably
find paper that's aged and right,you know, all that shit. But
supposedly they took it out and hewas going to pay the twelve grand,
and I, holy fuck, can'tpay the twelve grand? Shut up?
Right? You want good? Youwant to relive all that stuff, and

(53:35):
all of a sudden, now youknow you were with a sixteen year old
and there's no way you didn't havesex, right, right? Come on?
Yeah, you're all it's a wine. Yeah, you're that's a recognize
your closet. That's that's a recipefor a threesome. He does need a
lawyer is probably there? Want what'she want these damn lyrics for so bad?

(53:59):
I don't know. I I don'tknow. I don't know. If
you don't want Did they sell theircatalog A lot of these bands now should
their catalogs. But I don't knowif he paid for profit? Knowes something
profit of his there's something he wrote, Yeah, yeah, there's something you
created. Rather do that than rehashwhat happened? Well, the rehash of
what's happened when nobody knows it andit's splashed all over newspapers and you know,

(54:20):
websites and everything, and I don'tknow how many people even carry you
go out. It was forty fouryears ago. But it's kind of like,
here's the thing, we had thisfor a different time. Well,
I was just gonna say we hadthis thing kind of the other day where
uh, it was something in thelocal news and the mom's going, it's
not like it was thirty years agowhen you could just let your kids go
outside and I go hold on asecond home on a second thirty years ago

(54:45):
was nineteen ninety four, and itwas pretty bad. I mean, a
horrible thing happened here kaylee An Polton. That was a horrible story where this
young girl did snatched and in findher forever and when they did, you
know, it was on Humboldt Streetand she had been murdered. But those
happened even when we were kids.That's what I'm saying, And I go,
I feel like, actually, nowsomething like this has a less likelihood

(55:07):
of happening. I don't. Ithink people are somebody goes missing at sixteen,
sixteen year old's missing, that we'relooking for those sex trafficking with their
cameras everywhere from ring doorbell to everything. I almost feel like it's a safer
world now for that kind of stuff. Now, somebody wrote me last night
going, you don't have daughters,and you have no idea what it's like
to have little girls and how muchyou worry and guys, and you know

(55:30):
it's just your creepy story. It'salone. I think there may be some
validity to what this Mark Hillman,Well, I didn't. I just I
don't know, but it feels likewe're a little safer now and nowadays,
like if it's sixteen year old's missingor drops out of school. Well,
someone's keeping an eye beyond the parents. Yeah, with the cell phones and

(55:51):
everything else. I know, yes, that's what I'm saying. That's the
social media. Social media is outthere, yes, right, And you
don't think like back in the day, if this girl was hanging out is
Don Henley's house, there wouldn't beall of a sudden the look who I
am? You know exactly Don Henley'selse. It just it just feels like
that would be the thing. Hey, I learned something else this week.

(56:14):
Come completely off topic. I justsaw the draft died at the zoo,
and some people started asking encephalitis,which means your brain swells. That happens
to humans, happens, and sothe brain swells and then wound up cos
and stuff. I don't know howbig a draft brain is, but people
somebody wrote a Channel ten, whatdo they do with the bodies? What
do they do with the dead animals? And someone from the zoo goes,

(56:37):
we're not telling you. It's becausethere was rumors that they would actually take
and feed some of them. Welldamn it, I wish they would if
it didn't die of something. Yes, that was that could also be spread,
they would let it go to thelions. I wonder if they would
donate it to Cornell. I thinkthey tell you, if they would tell

(56:57):
you, so you know why theysay they don't, it's because they go,
do you cremate them? Can youdo what? And they said,
we always are very respectful. Somewe we bury. And the reason we
don't want to say is because someof these are exotic animals, and we
know poachers will come and dig upthe bones or try to find one.
That's why they don't. But Ithought, why not feed take the baby

(57:20):
giraft? It's probably like veal?Do you know what I'm saying? Come
on, do you like? Yeah, it's tender, it's it's delicious,
special bt B and aprons just likethe animal get torn apart. Yeah,
don't you think now? I saidto somebody said to me the other day

(57:44):
that now, would you make ita private show or would you be able
to go ahead and do it?You'd have to be a private show.
Well you know, let me.I believe the Seneca Park Zoo does have
a nod for profit uh handle somewhere, and they do need to make money,
So why not I go to thezubilation every year. What the zoo

(58:05):
Belation. It's the zoo's fundraiser.They're like biggest fundraiser, the people that
will spend money for those behind thescenes experiences with the animals insane. Oh
what you mean, like with theorangue tanks or something. Yeah. I
always look at the irangan and youcan humble monkeys. I look at the
orangue tangs and they look that Iswear to god, they look like my
uncle. Do you know that marksband from the from the zoo stop?

(58:30):
I went for the first time lastsummer. What happened? Well, remember
the you're off from here, butthere's an old orangu tang that used to
be here. He was there foryears. And I stood at the thing
going like this to them, right, yeah, so he flipped me off.
So he flipped me off and therewas a there was a bustle of

(58:51):
a third graature. Is the truestory, as I know. Were you
driving the bus? Yeah, whenI was, when I was seventeen.
So wait, you're flipping them offand they kicked you out of the zoo.
Well, because the third the thirdgrades are coming, he's flipping off
the third grades. So I guesshe's flipping. You gotta go, and
they go you're banned from the zoo. So I never went back until like

(59:14):
last year, I went. Iwent back for the first time. Off
again. No, I didn't evengo near him. I don't even want
to see him. Well he's dead, monkeys are all gone. Starts jumping
around like, well, right,he's dead. He died, and I
felt really bad to did that.When he died. Well, somebody said
to me that roadkill. You cancall the zoo and say, hey,

(59:35):
there's a freshly killed deer and they'llbring it, allegedly to the zoo.
And a lot of deer that getkilled in Seneca Park right outside the zoo
they bring in and let the lionseat it. I've never heard that.
I would think they would cremate him. I don't see that. I don't
know. This is what I wastold because I was with a guy who's
a professor at Saint John Fisher.He goes, yeah, I call up

(59:57):
and sometimes the zoo will take it. And I went, how does nobody
ever talked about the zoo. Youdon't think somebody would say one thing about
what I'm dying to know. I'mdying, remember you call the zoo,
I mean to feed the lion.See. I didn't ask follow up questions,
but this was like, here's thething, though, reputable guy,

(01:00:22):
he has a PhD. I justbelieved him. If you're telling to be
somebody visits you want to the lionspress toward you think it's a line of
bullshit that they would take it tothe zoo and let the It didn't sound
like bush to me, I've neverheard. I didn't either. I didn't

(01:00:43):
either. That is less likely thana lawyer trying to have a three some
of the bottle. You I thinkthat, but I thought, I like
this, and I hope they dobecause to me, even with the giraft
giraffe, if you cremate the giraft, we want to say we want to
cleaner planet. You just put awhole bunch of smoke in the air.
We're not feed. Let's test tonight. I call the zoo. I'm friends

(01:01:06):
with the animal control officer. Nameis Steve Pringle. I'm texting him right
now to see if he's ever heardof it. You see, if Steve
Pringle, if we can call him, see if you can share to call
the zoo. No, it's eighto'clock. So no, you know what
he said, they're gonna they saidthe article. They weren't going to tell
No, they do say, we'renot going to tell you what we do,
and they blame it, well,it depends poachers, and they say

(01:01:28):
everything we do with the animals isvery respectful. I'm sure it is.
What they send to the zoo wasit was it your buddy, this was
a question, and then that someonewrote in the question, and so then
the dudes went to try to findthe answer. I don't know. They
didn't say, they didn't attribute itto anybody. Was an article. It
doesn't all right, the right,but the reporter Roadkill is the one that,

(01:01:55):
Yeah, I don't know, theyhave to answer that question. I
would like to sort this at thezoo over there. You know, over
the last thirty years, nobody sayswhat happens, but they death. I
feel they probably I can't say anythingI know, and I feel you couldn't
see them, road Jill, becauseyou don't know what that thing's got you
first. That's they're all valid things. I didn't. I feel like they

(01:02:19):
just creamate them. So I feellike, okay, that makes sense.
Sometimes somebody said that if it's freshord killed, they've cut mean out of
it and send it to her abutcher. I remember Gussie one time she
made me pull over and freaking puta raccoon in the back and my shot,
yes, stop, yes, askAnd she did it for we and
time. He I think did itforward too. I had Gussy over for

(01:02:42):
Thanksgiving one year and she had herteeth out, and my oh, this
was just a baby and she wastrying to have a race with him and
eat the chicken because neither one ofthem had teeth. And she's sitting there
just coming away, and my father'slike, like, what is happening here?
What's going on? That would havebeen great if she came in with
raccoon pi or something still, thatwould have been that would have been the
best. That would have been,like she wants some meat? Oh yeah,

(01:03:05):
I have to find out now becauseI I thought for sure, and
I've been telling people to go,hey, has anybody heard of this?
The zoo taken? And they waslike, no, I never heard of
It makes a I would have neverthought to ask that either. Once again
naive, Once again naive, Butdoesn't it make sense? That's more plausible
as much as there is nobody thezoo is not going and picking up roadkill.

(01:03:30):
On freaking do he a venue?I mean, come out? I
know, guy, we'res security there. Should we call it? Maybe he
might not wear the zoo you do, I work with him? All right?
Well, I want to see ifthis guy calls back for the fair
Port. Well, we'll get ananswer by next week. If you know
what Google on next week, CordnerGoogle. They test him so they have

(01:03:52):
a permanent record, and then theycremate him. That's a Cordner Google.
Oh okay, the road kill,Well, just an animal dies in the
zoo. Zoo, yes, andthey do say creamate conversation. No,
no, no, no, that'sall right. He's all right. I
get it. So I don't knowwhat happens with the roe kill, but
I'm curious to find out. Youare four questions behind. Come on,

(01:04:15):
they said, the giraffe is youknow, the larger animals. They have
to They have a company that comesin that specializes it disposed of animal remains.
Yeah, they do cremation, burial, and composting. Okay, what
do you think. Maybe it's it'sa fresh veal tree. That's terrible.

(01:04:35):
That's the dear yesterday, Uh,some guy went in this This is I
don't know if this is where yourrelative, how you would feel about this.
It is probably one of the stupidestthings you're going to hear today.
That's here on Wade News Midday onOlivia Russell and for Shannon Cogan New on
Midday and Indiana man is arrested forcriminal trespassing after a luxury car dealership turned

(01:04:58):
down his multi million dollar check.Okay, multimillion dollar checks. He walks
in with multimillion dollar checks or Jellisexplains why in this Wave News alert.
Yeah, I Levia, Well,this all started yesterday morning at the Porsche
dealership on Bowling Boulevard in Saint Matthew's. That's when police a twenty one year
old Connor Litka of Bloomington, Indiana. Twenty one year old kid walked into

(01:05:21):
that dealership to buy a Porsche witha check worth seventy eight million dollars.
Yeah, I need some change onthat. It's like, what did you
say? Do you want the companyor the car? Should I get you
the diamond encrusted cup holders? Whatare we doing here? When the people

(01:05:43):
at the dealership told him they weren'tgoing to sell him the car. Litka
allegedly walked around to a back entranceof the dealership to look for car keys
and said he wouldn't leave until hegot his car. Well, dealership employees
called police and he was arrested forcriminal trespassing and disorderly conduct. And through
their investigation, please actually found outhe tried to do the same thing at
a land Rover dealership the day beforethat time using a twelve million dollar check.

(01:06:06):
Olivia, I thank you. He'sgot to be on drugs or or
mentally challenged in some way, reallychallenge. If you're like twenty one years
old, then I mean you probablythere's a chance you live at home.
I'm going, I don't know,what's the crazy In all your years of
working in the hospitality business, whatis the craziest thing that a customer tried

(01:06:30):
to do or actually did? Isthere anything did they ever try to pass
off a fake? Did you eversee like someone cut the corners of a
dollar bill and put hundreds in?There's all kinds of different things. I
mean, I've seen tried to docounterfeit, obviously, that's what I mean.
Yeah, we taken some fake hundreddollar bills you have, yeah,
and not known. Well, you'reworking so fast, how can you how
can you tell? I mean tome, that seems so very unfair.

(01:06:53):
But that too that though sometimes youdon't even know, like I've got a
counterfeit, I don't. I wouldn'tknow if I had a counter of hund
dollar bill in myti loon. Oftimes they do with tens and twenties because
it's less obvious. Yeah, wow, learn that nothing really crazy. No,
I would think in the hospitality business, not other than demand twelve million
dollars check, you'll probably make sureit's good going. First of all,

(01:07:16):
I want a blue light and here'sa check for twelve Can I get change?
I know? I bet I betyou the upper end Porsche maybe would
go for a million, but mostof those are not. I bet you
that guy hit somewhere with a muchsmaller check thousand dollars, one hundred dollars
check, he'd probably hit, andit just escalate it up. It's like,
if I could hit for a thousand, why can't I hit for twelve

(01:07:39):
million. It's like pushing. It'sa little greedy. It's a little push.
After they get greedy he's start withit. Always walks here, always
look at look at every middle agedwoman that's doing that accounting that's just been
taking. You know, you startwith one for me, two for you.
The next thing, you know,yeah, next thing, you know,
it's five hundred and fifty thousand.You know, your lawyers inviting me
over for a bottle of wine tocelebrate your divorce and meet his wife and

(01:08:00):
organize his closets. Now you're starting. Now, you're starting to come out,
coming around because you could have beenrelentless and I it's the bottle of
wine. But what we learned today, I'm gonna recap, Okaya recap we
learned to Bill today, well twotimes. And he believes that the zoo

(01:08:23):
picks up road kill. Somebody saidto me, I think that that happens.
I think that happens. Yeah,well they pick it up and maybe
they bring it to the zoo.We got a fresh one right here,
and uh that's it. I hada baby deer get hit right. I
lived on the corner and it wasjust it was right out laying there,

(01:08:46):
and so I called no, Iwas gonna put one of those balloons.
Sorry for your loss. Yeah,yeah, we're gonna do that to the
tree that market when he was drunk. You're gonna get a don't get it
balloons and tie it to the tree. The tree did a lot better than
his car did, that's for sure. No, but I called, and

(01:09:08):
I think it was like a dayand a half before they came out,
and I was trying to keep theboys from away. They were like four
and five. I'm like, thiswill be traumatic or they'll be trying to
wake it up. Hey, wakego first. I first started on the
bus. We're driving down Lompond,right, Yeah, in some truck.
It's a deer, right, everybody. All of a sudden, the deer
goes over and you see it laiddown and blood starts coming out of it.

(01:09:31):
And all the kids saw it.Yeah, they are all they all
watch Bamby Bambi dies part. Idon't see it over blood coming out of
his fucking eyes. No, butreal life, Well see now, now,
I do want to I do wonderthis if that happened when we were
kids and I had a long schoolbus ride. I was like twelve miles

(01:09:54):
from my school and it took likea half hour on these country ass roads.
Forty five minutes maybe, and uhuh, if something like that happened,
you know, it would be somethingthat would kind of sear it in
your brain as a kid, rightthat you saw that. But I could
see now where some parent would becalling school. Why didn't you tell us
this happened? If the kid tellsyou how, I have animated calls from

(01:10:20):
the school. Hey, little Johnnyand Joey's they all saw this. Deer
get exploded. You got to lovethose I don't. I don't get it.
That's the part of the parenting thing. I don't understand. You're absolutely
right there where you need to knoweverything, like you got to be on
top of everything. My son sugyeah. I mean, look, if
my kid came home and said thathappened, I may try to verify the

(01:10:42):
story a little bit and go,all right, well, it's part of
life. I'm sorry you saw that, but you know, I'm glad everybody's
okay. That's why we need tobe careful with deer. I don't know,
put a deer whistle on your car, on your bicycle. We'll put
deer whistles and we never hear,which I don't think work anyway. All
right, we'll take a moment,the closest to the pin. I'm very
excited about this. Mark wonder lastweek too, I have more crushed died.

(01:11:03):
Uh, you're so disappointed by Iwas very disappointed. I think that
was his birthday. Uh is thisif you want me to? No,
he did want a special one.They told me all about midget stuff because
of Mark's one time almost encountered witha little person. I did meet somebody

(01:11:27):
in Cancun. It was four foureight or four nights. That's considered a
midche She's considered midget in her state. I forgot about that when you asked
you earlier. Yeah, we're not. Did you try to contact this rent
to midget? I did not.I did not test. You should look
at No, there's another midget thatwould come in to bed to billies.
Remember her? Yeah? Yeah,she was friends with Ned. Have you

(01:11:51):
ever heard of what brand midget?Try eating? Condid midget training. I
heard Midge can train myself, andI say, I said what. I
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(01:14:59):
Viking burial the giraffe. Put itout on Lake Ontario. Light it on
fire, a Viking funeral. Perry, Oh yeah, you know what you
do. You hold it and that'sthe opening act. The solar that's genius.
Oh you could see it so wellbecause it'll be dark and it'll burn
for more than three minutes and fortyseconds. You get a Liltimir and I'll

(01:15:20):
get people down in sherlot. Forone Parker Junior died. Now we found
out that Laura knows the animal controlfor this town, and right, I
do yes, And then she gavewhat's his name? Is he gonna be
okay if I call him. Ialready told him we're calling and he doesn't
answer that, okay, okay,all right, Billy's gonna get on.

(01:15:45):
You know him well, I knowhim well, how well? Never mind?
How many bottles would I wind?He was? Mister he was?
You can tell that sounds like twentynineteen. How many mister jewses you have
in twenty nineteen. He's ducking us. He's ducking I want to know him.

(01:16:11):
Talk to me and formally. Now. The reason we're calling Steve is
to find out if dead deer iswhat I had heard. You can sometimes
have picked up the answers. No, no, he did reply. He
said, I've heard of them occasionallytaking a deer, but I know nothing

(01:16:31):
more than that. I said,I'm calling you from a podcast. In
two minutes, answer your phone.I wasn't how many coopers he's bagged on
the side of the road. There'sa secrecy here, yes, he said.
He wasn't going to say anymore.See, there's a big secrecy.
What is the secret why we're goingto uncover this? Would people get up?
Yeah? But would people be wouldyou be upset if you knew that
they were feeding somebody would be whyis that'd be an animal crueity thing?

(01:16:57):
The deer is already dead. Idon't know there'd be, so you're I
don't get about everything. Somebody wouldget offended by it. Do they like
a little squirrel too? I don'tknow the answer to that. Yeah,
I mean before I creat me,they test them so they have a final
record of everything. So why theytested them if they're dead? They're testing
probably to find out, Oh,nobody's that dear that died last week?
Do you have the full medical recordon that? No, but's gonna be

(01:17:18):
a reason why this was the zoo. That's testing that you looked up?
Correct when you looked it was thezoo? No, but to your company.
But to your point, I wouldthink you're testing to see if it's
diseased. And then do you feedthe because what happens in a safari out
in the in the plane somewhere eateach other? Yes, yes, you
know that baby Giraffi is mane.You're probably right, full gra you're probably

(01:17:43):
You're probably right. The lines areprobably eating this thing and like two men.
Yes, they're bid with a burger. It's true though, it's very
true. But how do you getin to get the carcass out, because
I'm you can't. I think youdo it at you probably do it.
Yes, you do it. I'msure you do. Are gonna go and
get the bones out? Well?Probably, I don't know. They go

(01:18:05):
in and take care of these animalssomething they do, and they feed them
steaks, and somebody get sick,they go in. There's gotta be a
way. Yeah, they probably trankthem when they're sick them. I thought
they had a way to separate thecages, like you can drop a wall
down, so now you're over there, I can go get the food and
get out. But I don't knowhow you separate them from I'm dining up.

(01:18:29):
You could tell me there's a separationor I still ain't going in there.
Yeah, I know I'd be temptedin a way. Yeah, I
don't even like going to the littlesnakehouse. I hate snakes that much.
Like, even though I want nothingto do with that way with mice,

(01:18:49):
because I wish I had all thetime in people's garages and things. Yeah,
I would think that's true, lawyer, Either that or saving it to
put it somewhere else. He's gothe's gonna he's gonna have a Richard career
moment? Can you organize my mice? The one I you know, what
I never liked was like the ratspeople used to have, the pet rat

(01:19:11):
or the white rats that they wouldhave. And then sometimes what does freak
me out a little bit is ifyou go to well maybe it's not the
zoo, but I know, likethe reptile guy around here, he would
just throw live mice in the cagewith the snake and you see, and
I would always feel bad. Sowhy is it okay to do that?
But it wouldn't be okay to killthe draft and throw it in there for

(01:19:33):
the lions. I don't I haveno problem there and they just you know,
take it and go behind. Yeah, I have no problem with it
at all. I think it's it'sthis is the public toilets. I remember
seeing this pictures. This is thepublic toilets and SERENGETI I don't got to
go anymore, just post it uphanging out. I'm like, I don't

(01:19:54):
anymore. Yeah, that's that's that'slike all what a great if you could
have. Don't you remember during theriots the lion got out and the tiger
got out all the animals. Somebodylet them out? That was true?
Was that the daniel prude ryots?Yeah, nobody out. They took pictures
of it, right, And thenwhat supposedly that was? I thought the

(01:20:16):
lion did get out. One gotit got out and was spotted in the
neighborhood having a beer. Could youfreaking imagine looking at your front yard and
do you see a lion? Youyou're jagging down the road, You see
this lion coming at you? Iwould, I would, you would see
me sprint. I don't even knowwhere I go. They used to tell

(01:20:41):
you, like when I went toYellowstone and stuff, And if you hike
in the in the Rockies, theyalways give you instruction on how to protect
yourself from the bear. And allyou're supposed to do is like fall down
and cover up all your vital organsand lay there like a defenseless dead,
right, you know, like apiece of charcoter so bad you would be
all what I'm saying, the samething, and something like the grizzlies are

(01:21:05):
nasty. I don't see alligators.You run at exact time, yes,
yes, because there are little legs, they can't get you. That's that's
the way they get away from thestraight They have tunnel vision. I didn't
know that. I didn't know thatI had bear spray for my hiking trips.
Really, and what happens A bunchof gay old men come out no
shirts on. That's why the attorneyto come over with a bottle line.

(01:21:30):
I didn't know they had bear spray? What have you? What does this
smell like? Have you ever?Well? How could you own it smells
like? No? I want toknow who tested and know it really works?
Well, this is what I wantto know, because they'll sell the
same that tests the bulletproof vest.Right. They sell things that you can
put like a wolf urine that youput on your plants to keep the coyotes
away from eating or deer to keepthe deer away from eating your ferns and

(01:21:54):
things. And I don't think thatship sometimes works. I don't think it
does. I think it's a bigrip off. So I would I mean
attracts four wolves and coyotes. Itmay yeah, they think it's like mating
season or something. I have noidea. There's no deer, but there's
seventeen wold in my backyard. Nowmy kids message, I'm so disappointed that
your former friend mister June didn't answer. Mister June, I love it,

(01:22:17):
mister Jue. Sorry who was missed? Was there a mister July in August
two or we call them were thereJuly and August? Perhaps, but they
are not animal control officers. Theywould know nothing. It was the only
guy they control realize they were taminga cougar. Though I'm kidding it's a

(01:22:40):
little bun. The cranky, that'sa one. It's amazing you guys get
people to come back to your show. I figured she could. She knew
what she was getting herself. Yeahtoo, she hangs and by the way,
she like hangs out with Kevin Nickguy says everything. I learned it

(01:23:01):
all from you, Alright, Kevin, I pulled the pump fake on you
and ide the midgets from in honorof Mark. It's a belated birthday gift
for you. Thanks with a witha theme song written by Ellen Thick,
an appearance by a first lady urgingAmerica just to say no, and a
child actor always asking what you talkabout? Willis what year did Different Strokes

(01:23:27):
debut? What's you're talking about?Hilen M Yeah, I know, I'm
stumped on it too. I gottwo years in my head, but I'm
going with this one. There's cluesin the question. Yeah, I know
clues. You read it again,please, you're good. No, I'll
read it again. It's just witha theme song written by Alan Thick,

(01:23:48):
an appearance by a first lady urgingAmerican Americans to just say no, and
a child actor always asking what you'retalking about? Willis what year the Different
Strokes debut? Wait? The themesong was? Alan wrote that Alan Think
did a lot of theme song.I did not know that. I knew
he did a so, but Idid a lot. They even had a

(01:24:08):
late night talk show, Thick ofthe Night. My cousin Tommy was his
assistant. Really yeah, personal assistant. Yeah yeah, yep. His son
was being babyst by Gretzky the daythat Gretzky got traded from the Oilers to
the Kings. Really, Robin Thinkwas being babyset by Wayne Gretzky because at
Alan Think he's Canadian. Yeah yeah, so they were good friends, all

(01:24:30):
right? Interesting? Next up?In what year did eminem and Mars Company
introduce the fund sized candy bar?What year? What year? So?
What we call mitches Oh your funSize, Your fun Size pack a lot
is debuting in September of nineteen eightythree. How many episodes of Webster were

(01:24:56):
produced? That's a great show.Yeah? Well who is the football?
Uh? Yes it was? Doyou know why it was I that wrote
it? What's from Webstern York?Stop? Yeah? I did not know.
Show's full a whole lot of informationtonight? Yes it is. There
should be listening. Yes, Inever know what you're gonna learn? Eight?

(01:25:20):
So wait? How many episodes?How many episodes of Webster were produced?
They should like that show? Yeah, I feel old now, she
says in nineteen eighty two, nineteeneighty three, eighty three, September of
eighty three. Oh, I screwedon the first one. I feel like
it was. Yeah, I screwedout to my first answer on the first

(01:25:44):
one. I believe it my firstanswer because I might be wrong. How
many episodes? Because that was afterit? This one's from Mark What WrestleMania
featured Lord Littlebrook and Mister Tokyo teamingwith King Kong Bundy to take on the
Haiti Kid, Little Beaver and hillBilly Jim. Which WrestleMania was that any

(01:26:08):
of the four midgets, the twobig guys in a big match. You
actually know the answer to this?Well you you looked very confident, So
I will go with that. Ibet he does. He's good with that
stuff. I don't know. Mark. If you put on a turtleneck and

(01:26:30):
a jacket with patches on the elbows, had a bottle of wine, you
walk He walked around with like abrief. You could go on to college
campus if be a professor. Hedoesn't. He kind of has a look.
It's nice and then he would talkand fucking off. Wait you you
certainly did not graduate. He wouldtalk. That's your best friend by her

(01:26:58):
own account. Bridget the midget it'sbroke in the Porno in nineteen ninety nine,
has appeared in how many films?You know? That's answer too,
don't you? Actually? I eitherread that question talking about I couldn't look
that one up with my work laptop. How many? So? How many
films? How many films? WasBridge the minget in am I supposed to

(01:27:21):
million? The yesses making all theseup? And the last but not least?
On average? How many children areborn with dwarf ism per year in
the United States? Wow? Onaverage? Per year It's a tough question.
This is a number, no number. How many per year? How

(01:27:47):
many per year? I am eventhinking about this. I can think about
it all night, not know theanswer. Okay, back to the top.
What you talk about, willis whatyear to do different strokes debut?
Mark your TV I got eighty one. Yeah, I think you're probably right.
I said eighty four. Originally Isaid eighty. Switch at the eighty

(01:28:08):
four, I said eighty two.Nineteen seventy eight, seventy eight, seventy
eight. Wow, damn, okay, what you're Eminem's introduced the fun sized
candy bar. I have no idea, I said, nineteen ninety five.
I'm thinking that it was something wayforty one. I said nineteen ninety eighty
seven, nineteen sixty eight, Wow, way up the fun size. I

(01:28:33):
don't remember fun size until I wascome on. How many episodes of Webster
were produced? I said one hundredand ten. I said one hundred and
twenty five. I said twenty fivebecause I said forty six, one fifty?
Mark again? Yeah. What WrestleManiafeatured Lord Littlebrook and Mister Tokyo teven

(01:28:56):
with King Kong Bunny to take onthe eighty kid, Little Beaver and hill
Billy. I said three. Isaid, WrestleMania twenty two. I didn't
miss it. I wrote seventeen.I wrote seventeen marks and the whole of
three wo mark, rushing it twoweeks in a row. All right,
wait, Bridge is the midget wornquestion? I bet your usition too.

(01:29:18):
How many sixty films? I wrotesixty six? So I wrote two and
twenty five fourteen sixty fucked it up? Seventy. Oh you should have stopped
at sixty nine. Yeah, yeah, and I had sixty nine? What
for good luck? How many childrenare born with dwarfism on average per year

(01:29:41):
in the uniteds? I I don'tknow. I don't even know what how
many are born a year? Whatare we three hundred million people in this
country? So? I said seventyfive? I wrote three thousands. That's
one hundred and fift you're probably smart, smarter to go with those higher numbers.
But I'm going I don't know anybodywho's ever had one one. I've
never. It's got to happen.So what's one thousand, four hundred,

(01:30:05):
twenty seven thousand dollars that makes thatmakes more sense? What'd you say I've
said one hundred and fifty. Allright, you crushed. You were closest
to the pen on all them prettymuch, well pretty much for the sixties.
Oh yeah, except for the sixtynine. That's right. That's true.
And the fun sensed and the funYou've never seen a fun size in
your life. You always go fullsized. That's pretty much true. You

(01:30:30):
had a chance and can't cove Iknow, chocolate bar. Do you ever
regret that? On a maybe?Not? Maybe? Probably did? I
only regret it because it would havebeen a fucking great story to talk about
forever. Yeah, but you know, I don't know. I mean,
you know, we can all agreeto let you talk about it now.

(01:30:51):
You just make that up? No, we know. Yeah, look,
I'm pretty sure I had the picturestill. Oh that's great. Oh be
phenomenal to see that. Look,yes you took the picture. Yes.
Well, when Kevin texted me todaysaying yeah, no, when we were

(01:31:11):
talking about He's like, do youhave questions for the midgets? And I
rattled off questions because I was soexcited. You have questions? What?
What are your questions for what?In terms of what the rent to midget?
I don't think that's a real company, but we found it. Okay,
did you? But you didn't tryto call? No, I guarantee.
What would your questions? Do youhave legitimate questions? Yeah? No,

(01:31:35):
I was texting with him and Iwas like, Oh, it would
be what are your favorite bookings toget? What are the what's the wildest
requests you have ever been asked?Do you do this out of enjoyment for
entertaining people? Let me answer themidget, let me answer. I asked

(01:32:00):
the first question some voice voice,I wish you have the what is your
favorite booking ticket? My favorite bookingticket is a bachelor and bachelor at parties?
Okay, really? Why? Why? Because they bring donkeys? Okay?
And what is the wildest request thatyou have ever gotten? To write?

(01:32:21):
It? To write a donkey andstick American flag up his ass?
Okay, awkward Mark. This isthis is like a lot of information.
What goes on inside that head?What is happening in there? Witnessing?
Do you do this out of enjoymentto entertain people or do you do it

(01:32:44):
just to pay the bills? Well, I'm not paying the bills doing this,
so just pure enjoyment, pure enjoyment. You know, there's people who
just like that entertain like I amjust yeah, I mean, don't really
the one that's being entertained. He'snot usually the one. Do we have
a like a midget dancing contest atBTV? Yeah, oh we almost said

(01:33:05):
midjor wrestling we did, did youreally? I'm invested in that now I
can see this weird joy, greatidea we're doing on Sunday during brunch.
Yeah, I have like a midgetdance off brunch orde eating contest. What
do you mean eating contest? Likethey have to try? Oh I was

(01:33:27):
siders eats more ways more than theydo slider challenge. Put the play in
front room, they disappear. Wheredo they go their way through it?
Like a termite? All right,well, this will be interesting if this
comes to fruation. By the way, bands playing at BTV. You just
had me and the boys packed.Yeah, I'm sure you did. That's

(01:33:50):
a fun band and they do agreat job. Some great bands there in
the last month. Yeah, justbecoming like a regular. It would be
more just a wintertime thing. Yeah, Refebruary. Well it's smart because uh,
March springing a little bit, butyeah, it's so busy in the
spring. It's hard well Verity producton the patio, Vanny product on the
patio. About just ship stirring overthere. All you're doing ship some gigs.

(01:34:15):
I told him I put him inthere. Yeah to me, all
right. Four for Matt back fromMexico, from Mark who had his birthday,
almost got dumped and still couldn't pickup the midget. For Laura,
who's gonna be locked in the closet. For lawyer's closet, I don't know,
you'll have wine. For Kevin Muir, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see

(01:34:36):
you tomorrow.

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