New Studio, Adderall Confessions & Bills Trouble - Chaos, Controversy & Comedy on Billified

Billified has a brand-new home! In this episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes Kevin and Dan into the brand-new Mack of All Trades studio and breaks down the wild chain of events that led to the move. From a perfectly timed call from Kevin to a little help from his good friend Adderall, Bill shares the chaotic, hilarious, and shockingly relatable story behind the studio’s early launch.

Bill opens up about his love of Adderall, the side effects he’s dealing with, and the surprising warning he received from a grad-school cohort who heard the show and cautioned him about addiction. Dan jumps in with his own experience quitting Adderall a decade ago—and why. Despite the concerns, Bill insists the momentum has been too good to stop now.

Then it’s on to football: Dan breaks down the Buffalo Bills’ ugly loss, why he “called it,” and why he thinks the team is in serious trouble. He points to a video showing receivers failing to gain separation and explains why the Texans’ defensive strategy was a major sign of disrespect. Bill wonders—are we staring down the season of disappointment Bills fans feared?

From there, the guys dive into the busiest travel week of the year, reacting to a viral meltdown of a woman losing it at a Denver airport after a Southwest delay and oversold flight. Bill plays the audio, and the crew debates how they’d react if it were a stranger, a family member… or even their own girlfriend or wife. Bill adds a personal story that hits a little too close to home.

The conversation shifts to cars when Bill learns the fastest car in the world is now from China—and another Chinese EV was reportedly deemed not street-legal in the U.S. The guys question whether lobbying could be keeping low-cost competitors out of the American market.

And finally, a real-life Ferris Bueller moment: a young valet takes a $115,000 Mercedes convertible on a 128 mph joyride. Kevin doubts the story, Bill pushes back, and everyone laughs their way to the episode wrap-up. Before signing off for Thanksgiving, Kevin pitches a hilarious idea involving Bill, his brother, wine, and the new Buffalo Bills Hallmark movie—and if it happens, it could be legendary.

It’s chaos, comedy, confession, and controversy… all in one episode. Enjoy!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka. Colored a podcast from the Mac of
All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler
Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, hello and welcome from our new studio. Hitching closer
to three one five? I know we are, aren't we
a little bit? Yeah? That's so funny, Danny. What do
you think where it's a construction. I came in earlier today.
Guy was patching up a little bit of the wall
behind me. The logo go back up there in order

(00:50):
to put your hands with the wall. Yeah, yeah, cap
into it. Yeah. The guy uh said to me that
he had built the old studios on Winton Road when
I when the radio stations that I worked at were there.
And he because he pulled I pulled in right and

(01:11):
he's the only guy sitting out in his car, and
I don't want him think I'm breaking in, and so
he was friendly. He goes hey, and I said, oh,
my name is Bill Moran, and goes oh, like okay, right, yeah.
But first of all, the table we're sitting around, I
think it was made by thor This thing is so
fucking heavy and yesterday. So it all happened kind of

(01:36):
quickly getting over here. I knew we were coming, knew
we needed to be out by December one. I think
I called you. I think I called both of you
and said, or one of you. I had called you
just to check on something. No, not that, but you
had when I said we'll do the last show from
that studio. So I had a project for Masters program

(01:59):
and I show up and the internet's not working and
I have to present online and my camera in the
computer is inverted because it's hooked up to the cameras
for the studio and I don't want to mess with
that shit because I'm old and I'm not gonna remember
how I do it. So I pack, I grab a microphone,
some cords, and I race home. And it's supposed to
start a seven fifteen. I think I got in the

(02:19):
meeting at seven fourteen, ready to go do the whole thing.
So now the thing is like, well, I have another
school related project that I have to do and it's
scheduled to be in the studio two thirty on Saturday.
So I'm like, fuck, what am I going to do?
And I got up. I mean, I just popped up.

(02:42):
It was a long night for me the night before,
and uh oh it was and I popped up, didn't
even finish the night. What do you mean all? I
finished the night I went into the next day. I
popped up, and I got to tell you, I don't all.
I was like, I know it's terrible. I know I

(03:02):
probably shouldn't be doing this, but boom, I popped that thing.
And I'm like, all right, I got to figure out
what I'm gonna do with the studio. And I go.
The table's too big for ending. It's eight feet long.
So I call up home Depot. They don't have any
trucks of it. Or I go online home DEEPO has
no trucks available till two thirty. I'm like, I'm second work.
So I call over to you Haul and they're like, no,

(03:25):
oh wait, yeah, we got this one ten foot box truck.
I go, perfect, I'll be there in ten minutes. I go,
I grab the truck. It's got three wheels. I'm driving
out and Kevin. Kevin called me, did I send you
a voicemail? I think I don't think you answered. I
don't think I answered because I was racing. I might
have been in there getting the truck or whatever. And

(03:46):
I call Kevin and I check it out today. He goes, hey,
what's going on, and I said, I'm on my way.
And by the way, Jamison tells me he's sick. And
I'm like, all I really need to do is most
of the stuff you can move. The table's the worst.
So I I say to keviny movie. He goes, oh,
let me see if my one son can drive the
other one to hockey and I'll meet you out there.
Oh cool, And sure enough, man, he came out, had

(04:08):
a dolly. We got that bad boy up and of us.
The thing is as heavy as hell. Right. I didn't
like how Mac just kind of watched. Oh just when
we came here. Mac was Mac had to let us
in because I didn't have the right key to the front,
so they had to he had to come around and then, uh, yeah,

(04:29):
so I don't know. Here's what.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
You didn't have to take the table apart, you just
you can just move it.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, I had to take the legs, yeah, because it's
not gonna fit through it's too wide, and then you're
gonna be banging into it. I was like, just take it.
So I I brought my screw gun, which is over
in the back there, and I just took the legs out. Yeah.
So when Kevin came, he might have been able to
do it tipping it sideways with the legs going and
angling it. But it was just like handled it up

(04:54):
like this, then laying flat and trying to get off
the ground. Well, laying flat off the ground was painting us.
But uh so we got it in here and pull
off the other thing. But I gotta tell you here's
the thing with me and Adderall. I'm in a weird
situationship with with Adderall. You know what I mean. You
ever hear that now? It's like a dating you love it?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
A situationship? Yeah, is that what they call it? That's what
they Adderall.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
And I, well, it hydrates me like crazy. So I
get headaches. And I looked it up today and they're like, yeah,
it's probably nothing. It's just you know that. And once
in a while, I like, yata is a building up
and I get dry mouth. So I've been trying to
drink way more water because even then I'm still like
and I go, I know I'm not drinking enough. During

(05:36):
the day anyway, So I get these these headaches, and
you know, it's my body basically sending me push notifications
that I need to hydrate, hydrate or we riot you
know what I mean. It's like, okay, and uh, I
don't know. I was just surprised. My option for yesterday
for you to get your project done and what's wrong
with inviting for twenty year old girls over to your house? Yeah,

(05:57):
I wasn't. It was three and I wasn't doing that
because I forgot there was four. It was four of
us including me. No, no to launch I was going
to and we ran over. Well, the thing was no,
I had said it. I had thrown it out there.
So we met at two thirty. But then there's other
people who made a video that we needed to react to,

(06:19):
so I had to put it all in and then smartly,
one of the girls goes, why don't we just get
to the meet of you know stuff? So I chopped
it up into much eclipse. So by the time we finished,
it was around four four fifteen, and Mount Connery's had
already called I feel terrible, asking where I was for
the reservation that I made, and I said, okay, they

(06:42):
had and uh, I decided that. I just said, we'll cancel.
We'll just cancel. I think at first I said, and
then they were like, yeah, let's do it after. Let's
definitely do it. Though, we should all go out after
we're done. I think everybody's feeling the stress of this thing. Yeah,
I I'll realize they got out of going out with

(07:02):
you and they can go by themselves and exclusion. Wow,
that may be true too, I don't know. But like
in this thing, you know, it was all about narrative therapy.
They're whipping out their notes and they're going through and
they're going to hits this criteria in this criteria, and
I went, thank god they're there because I did not.
I did not. I did not do that. So I
just got a room and cameras the girls and I

(07:24):
got to edit it. No, it was, it was. It
was good. I don't know. But the thing that's so
weird is like with Adderall, one of the guys. There's
this really nice kid. I think he's in a band.
You may know the band, the Honey Something's maybe, I
don't know, they're out of I hear he's Somebody told
me he's one of the best singers. In Rochester. I

(07:44):
don't know. I don't know if that's true. Uh so
he's in my cohort and I don't know, no I was.
I think it was miss Jeff Dale.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I just don't think anymore Jeff Dale.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Might have said that to me because it's a kid
who works at the Three Heads Brewing. So this guy
said comes to me and he goes, hey, man, I
listened to one of your podcasts. He goes, I really
enjoyed that. It's good, and it was the one where
I talked about Adderall. And he goes, let me tell
you something. Just be careful with that stuff. Man. He's like,

(08:22):
I got addicted, is what he said. And I go, yeah,
I can see how because we're standing by the way.
He comes to me, like this happens in the bathroom,
so it's almost like, you know, it's like a Maffia
thing right all of a sudden, And I go, I
don't know, maybe I'm addicted. I do like it a lot.
I feel like I get a lot done. And you

(08:44):
like Adderall more than drinking. Let's let's gauge this out. Well,
I've been drinking less. I have been drinking less. Then
answer my question. I don't know. I enjoy drinking too much.
I really do enjoy it. I love it social with
loosen these things up life.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's a series of trade offs, I know, but so traded.
You traded one for the other.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
So adderall is a prescription, but one is like I mean,
I just get shipped done. It's like you just fucking
get shipped. Like. There's so much to do. And even
today I didn't Normally, Kevin, I would not have gone
and moved anything out of that studio. There's still more
stuff I got to move out of there. But I
had Jamison with me, and I moved the black cabinet out.
I did all this. I would have never done any

(09:27):
of that shit. And I go, it's because of this.
I got up like kind of later, and I did laundry,
folded his laundry, grocery shop. I like, all the shit,
whoa whoa who he's fifteen. Why is he not folding
his own damn laundry. I don't know. It's a good
question because it was blocking me and I didn't feel like.
I was like, that's not gonna move on. I got
ship to do. Yeah, making kids lazier one pill of

(09:48):
the time. Here's the part people don't talk about in
the fun way with with with adderall as a stimulation.
Well it can, it can. It can boost your heart
rate and blood pressure. Oh yeah, that's yeah. It's a
reason why I'm not on it. How bad did it
boost it for you? Well? Do you know how many
milligrams you were on?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
By the way, No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
It was so long ago, and it was about ten
years over ten over ten, twelve years ago.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
His fit that said, what the fuck? It was so high?
It probably did Well you did have that problem.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, right, so I'll never be on it.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, I don't know. And then you get that moment
where you ever have that with your heart goes but
doom but doom. Oh yeah yeah, and sometimes I don't
sleep great and uh, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I can you break the pe can you break the
adderall in half?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I was, and then I went I did that for
a while going up. But it's just one of these
things now where it makes me I'm awake, you know,
I'm awake. I don't know, it's like I'm it's just
the way I feel a lot. Well, it's I mean,
if people take way more then prescribed or they treat

(10:56):
it like candy. I think that's when you're going to
have a problem with this stuff. You know, it's like
from the adult eighty HD Ferry and here comes the
adderall and that's where I think things can go south.
I think you see people who are using it recreationally
and I guess to kind of boost them up. Mix
it with alcohol and you have a good night, You
have some fun.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, it's like tricking those uh well, like you remember
those Jagger bombs they had like the early I remember
the late nineties.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I remember those.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Last night, okay it was I think it was Jaegermeister
vodka and a red Bull.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh and then there was vodka and red Ball.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I remember, oh it red Bull and the Yggermeister. Yeah,
and what's it? What does the taste like? Delicious?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
But I mean it could cause problems.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well, yeah, we were going back and forth, Bob and
I last night between we went Yager bomb remplements fireball
and repeat, repeat, that's pretty good. That is fretty, that's
pretty good. I don't know. I don't know. I think
that most people have their heart going badoom ba doom
balloom watching the bills lose again. Danny, Yeah, how bad.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I told you it was gonna happen. I told you did.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Not tell you? Did you did? But I mean, what
do you what do you think? Because they were in it.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
They were in it, but it felt like the Atlanta game,
where like they're in it, but so what, They're not
gonna come back.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
That's what that was, the feeling like there was nobody open.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I watched Amazon's got like three views, right, yeah, you
can watch. You could watch Al Michaels and Girk Kirk
Street Herb Street on the traditional broadcast. You could watch
the overhead and he could watch the Spanish broadcast. I
watched the overhead, so I'm watching the overhead because they
have the analytics guy coming on and you can really

(12:42):
see the plays develop or in Buffalo's case, not developed.
I held my breath every time Alan dropped back to throw.
I mean, it was just they were coming, Houston was coming,
and that Brown tweeted this out. Emmanuel Acho did a video,
a ten minute video about how Josh Allen has nobody
to throw too, and here's why and and uh thad goes.
You could skip to six fifty five in the video

(13:03):
and just watched ten seconds of it because this explains everything.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
And he's right.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
It was like third and seventeen, third and long, and
so I guess you don't play man cover just means
every man on every receiver. You play zone typically because
you don't want somebody to squeak by and get a
first down.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
It's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Houston had so little respect for the Bills receivers that
they played man anyway and got to Josh Allen in
other words, yeah, we don't trust your receivers. We're gonna
beat you head on straight up, and there's nothing you
could do about it.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yet I left watching the game when nol Michaels came
out and said, what Josh Allen started like one hundred
and six straight games or something like that, I'm like,
oh man, they just put it. They just put it
on John.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I mean, and there were a couple of moments.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Moment when he's like kicking his leg.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, there are a couple of them, Yeah, a couple
of them.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
So and then they of course that fourth and one,
they didn't want to like have Josh like jump into
the pile and do.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
A tush push because he had been so beaten. I
mean he had he was hit. He was sacked eight times,
he was hit twelve times.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, and so.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
They didn't And this is like in the fourth quarter,
they're like, now we're not We're not even We're just gonna.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Like, well, it's nice that they have like a ten
day rest because they played on Thursday night.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
They might get Aaron Rodgers and they might not in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Right, And I also, do you think that Kean Koleman
will be back?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
I think he'll be back.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
And it almost feels like at this point, would he
be a little more. I'm gonna prove you. You'd hope
prove yeah, hope. But if not, then you've got a
bigger problem. It is bad. So I guess receivers where
we go next in the draft and in the free agency.
Receivers not even your biggest issue. Your defense still sucks.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Your defense is they only allow a field goal in
the second half.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
But that like that, that's that drive before the half.
Davis Mills looked like Patrick Mahomes. It was ridiculous. Yeah,
And if if I believe if Stroud had played, if CJ.
Stroud had played the game, it would it may have
been a blowout because he was missing. He was missing
throws left and right in the first quarter. But what
are you gonna do? The defense just completely clobbered the

(15:07):
offensive line. Houston's defense did, Yeah, they did. The Bill's
defense was getting like like Terrell Bernard's getting carried, Terren
Johnson's getting like dragged for first downs. I mean, they're
all banged up, they're all injured. The one thing the
Bills got away with last year was they had twenty
twenty eight takeaways or something like that. They were to
plug like plus twenty five twenty six in the giveaway
takeaway and they didn't have money injuries until the end

(15:29):
of the season. And I said, after they beat they
came back and beat the Ravens, I said it, I go,
you can prove the defense all you want. They're gonna
get banged up as the season goes. And that's where
we are right now.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I love. I'm sorry that I laughed, but the.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I said it, I said it.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I said it. Why didn't you listen to me, like
you know, I mean, we do we do that with people, right,
I said, all the times Jameson, I said it. He well,
I don't know what happens from there. You're two and
a half games back. Now, Yeah, he's got a big problem.
The whole left side of their offensive line went out
and Will Campbell may have blown his acl today, which

(16:06):
is not good. No, that just sounds so painful. Yes,
and I and I hate like the official. Did you
see that fat old guy? There's like an out of
shape he wasn't a really in shape yeah player, Why
don't they make them wear those really tight tight shirts
and stuff? By the way, somebody told me a story

(16:26):
ones that they were in Buffalo and someone knew one
of the refs and they were out at a bar
drinking until about an hour before kickoff, and then the
guy left.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, I didn't know that. I didn't hear that.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, I know you, no one would hear it. This
was happened to be Like, that's legitimate though, because usually
the referees around the field during the warm ups, right,
I don't know, it usually happens a lot. Or he left,
he left the drinking and went right there.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Somebody Sunday morning, is this in Buffalo?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Or is this in Buffalo?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
This is before the this is it makes sense? This
is a this is a couple of years ago. Did
he go through a table two a couple of years
ago and the guy, Yeah, they were at some bark
and then he left and it might have been for
a night game or something. I don't know. Maybe it's like,
oh shit, be great. Well now you got all the replay,

(17:21):
so make any call you want. You know, if somebody
challenges they challenge it. I don't know. Uh yeah, it
was not not a great Sunday.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
For uh in trouble.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, they've been in trouble.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, this is not the year.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well this is what we thought last year would be,
did we not? I did?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, A lot of people did.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah I did. So. Kevin's very excited. I just want
to know who the scapegoat is going to be. Is
it going to be Bean, Is it gonna be McDermott,
mcdermom gonna have his coordinators, It's gonna be Babbage. But
then that's what Sam old, same old again.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
The thinking is that Babbage will get will get fired,
and then Brady will get a job somewhere in college,
and so they'll have to bring in new guys. But
I don't trust them to bring in the right people
unless Terry Pagula makes them.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Do it have you looked at the hockey team. Yeah,
I don't think there're anything significant as going to happen.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Not hockey team's got a lot of talent. They just
can't do it right.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
What the hell?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Al Right, well, they have the worst general manager in
sports that he's had the job for seven years.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
If that tells you anything.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh, who is that?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Kevin Adams?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Oh, that's right, I remember when they got Kevin Adams.
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Speaker 5 (20:27):
Monk, when did you start getting the country last time?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Even this time? And dog they do they don't feebles
say I got it. N Reason dedicated this to you
for the holiday season, and the bill fins for the
last few weeks. Damn, I have not hit rock bottom.

(21:14):
And I'm fine, I'm going. I'm we're racially a waiting.
I'm taking bets. Who's going to get to call me?
Or Danny for what? Or Greg for what? Or rock bottom?
I'm not gonna do it, although Danny I did. I
did buy the booze for the Thanksgiving weekend. Okay, planning

(21:37):
this year? Do there's no tap I don't have a
debit card this year. On your pops right, So I
got like, where did he estate by it six bottles? No, no,
I d I did, and just put it up in
the state I did, had I had it instactarted from.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Wow, I know that's safer than getting well.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, no, no, it's not that. It was just like, I'm like,
if I don't do this, okay, okay, okay, okay, great question.
And these are all valid questions. And these are liquor
stores near us Century is owned by the family Wegman's family. Yes,
and eventually, And I'm really kind of bummed out at
times because I would leave the podcast when we were

(22:26):
in the village when the studio was there, and I
would drive by a liquor store and you couldn't go
in because they were closed. The one that are that
that went out with Mark works there? Correct that the
one up yes, yes, yes, yes, and I was gonna
go there, Or there's one right over here by the
new studio that I go to often and I know
the guys, but I but I haven't been going in

(22:48):
there because I just haven't been drinking. I haven't been
drinking or really entertaining anybody that I would need to
be buying posts. So good. Yeah, I gotta do his call.
I know, I know, so I uh, but it was
at some point my mother said can you bring the wine?
And I said okay, And I'm like, if I don't

(23:12):
do this now, I'll never do it. And I so
I went on Instacart and I had it all. So
what did what? What is? What is in the order
that you purchased? I have three bottles of Josh Cabernet one.
I bought four, kept one for me. I brought three
bottles of Pinot Noir and two bottles of champagne. So
what are you drinking? Friday? So I think I think

(23:33):
I've met the Moranz. My mother goes, well, see that's
the thing is. My mother's like, that's a lot. And
she goes and I told Kevin to do the same thing,
and I'm like, well, why why would you do that? Mom?
Marsh knows that you guys. I said to her, listen,
my mom's going to pass out.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
You're gonna get some dead flowers and then put on
her in honor of Danny egg.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I said, I go, all right, I'm taking some back.
If it's not being oh yeah, no, absolutely, I'm not
drinking that much. Anymore that much anymore anybody. Everybody says,
and then your sister the broken arm. Chance, she's not coming.
They're staying down in uh in DC. I talked to
her today, so she's uh yeah. So that was the big,

(24:15):
big thing. But you know what it is, I'm looking
forward to and I don't know if I can. I
need like uh uh just a I don't even know
power down in some way.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, you need a rest.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like it's been six months, you know, and you've gone
through it, and you've gone through it, but when somebody dies,
and then it's like it's been this reving machine since
you know, June, you were there helping July. It's been
a bench for Kevin. Yeah, my brother. Yeah, yeah, he's
the executor, isn't he Yeah, No, Kate was the executor,
but he wound up. I mean he brought my dad

(24:48):
up there. So I mean, it has been all that.
And then I'm just like, man, there's all the other
ship that's gone on in my life, stuff that I
can't talk about on the podcast. What do you got
to wind down from? Kate? And Kevin did all the work,
you just showed up, not just from life. And then
it's just like I make stupid choices in my life,

(25:09):
and and then I start making better choices, and then
I don't make better Welcome to Bilify. So that's it.
I'm just like you know, I could just get but
you're right up the crunch time now because I got
all these papers. But can you can you stop taking
the admiral long enough to crash and will have the
same effect once you resume. Yes, I don't know. I'm assuming.

(25:31):
I'm assuming. Maybe I just won't stop taking it. That
might be the other You're not going to crash, then
well I might. I don't. I gotta figure that out.
Passing out and crashing are two different things. Speaking of
of Thanksgiving and traveling, you're staying local, right, ye, stay local,
and you're you're doing at your house. I think, so

(25:51):
I just show up. No, you're not going to the
in laws or or do they come to you. I
just show up. I'll be in the imagine the morning
with Bob and Shane drinking mimosas it sounds like me
when I was very I gotta I gotta instact my
liquor order for the morning. All right, okay, all right,
I just I just oh wait, no, that's right. Cheap delivery.

(26:12):
I'm cheaping poor. I can't instacart. I have to go
to the liquor store. I am cheap and poor too.
But whatever, I feel like, I have to defend myself.
I got it because it was just timing wise. It
just mean things you have to And there's nobody in
the stores that Mike was put. Instacart employees and Jamison.

(26:38):
All right, this is the travel tim of year. Southwest
Airlines passenger Denver International Airport went full viral meltdown.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Another one her see a few of these. We're gonna
see this. And all those uh Black Friday Russians.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Didn't get into the count. We don't get the Black
Friday stuff as much as we used to. No, Man,
if you could go back to one or fourth of
July and they're both kind of down over the last
couple of years.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Well, people blowing their hands off and stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, JPP. You know, well, awareness there was that guy
like two years ago in South Carolina that was walking
around in his Uncle Sam outfit and he'd been drinking
most of the day and he'd put it at mad
on his head and killed himself. The stadium was still
the best two years ago? What was that where the
fireworks went haywire and started shooting into the stands. This

(27:30):
is UH. You may see people losing their minds. I
will tell you that I know that there are many
many people that do not agree with this lady. There's
over six hundred and seven hundred comments to this article. UH.
And I will play you audio of the woman losing
it in the airport. She was dressed in white sweats

(27:53):
and green crop top. She looked to be somewhere between
twenty five and thirty five. IM hard to tell. And
at one point she yelled, why are not we boarding?
So in the comments, somebody goes, well, you start speaking
Middle English. It's right. But here's the thing. She gets

(28:18):
to the airport, the flight is delayed, that other flight
hasn't come in. It's like delayed excessively, and then she
finds out they oversold the flight and she's not getting
on it right. So I'm calling my shot via text
before you play the audio, Okaya, did you text me?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Well?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I would, I mean, I would be upset if I
were inconvenience, thank you, but I wouldn't like I don't
know if i'd snap him.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
No, I really were wrong.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I would like leverage it somehow.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Okay, I hear you. This woman freaked out. This is
her melting down, and I actually feel bad for her.
You guys feel safe screaming party, She's screaming us at
the employee.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Why not watch the play legs?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Why is warning you? Tell me?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Why are not we boarding?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Why is our planets legs?

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Because we have a schedule?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Where is the care go roll? My audio dropped out
for you're shaky. Cop took the cops thirty minutes to
get her out of there. Listen what happens when she
does it is not okay? They come and grab you.

(29:47):
Why is our plate not boardy? And you told me
that I'm kicked off because you.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Have a full of flights and you need to get
to see to someone else.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
That's cheering, and she got when she got taken out
of there.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I would be on the Okay, I don't know. I
would be. I don't know because there's a piece of
me that actually felt bad for this woman. Well, you
pay money, you wake up early, right, you get an ober, you.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Go, you go to the airport. You have to go
through all the hassles.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
And take off your shoes. You gotta go through the line.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh, I don't have realized either. I haven't went fly
with her idea at this point. No, I go with
my passport. That's fine too, Yeah, but I have never
take your shoes off tomorrow. They stopped that in July.
I have flown since July. They made me take my
shoes off in July. Did put a finger in your asshole? Too? No,
I remember, and I flew up to Maine. I didn't
have to take my shoes off in July, all right. Well,
it used to be like you were in a sacred

(30:56):
temple or something. You were take them off your shoes
and ship. So that's why I go. I feel bad
for this woman.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Well, because you could tell that she's probably at her
wits and nobody likes flying.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Now. The whole airport experience is like a rage trap
for most people, you know. I mean, I don't care
because I'm just there. But I just go and sit. Yes,
me too, I kind of like that too. I don't
really care. It would be frustrating. I get it. I'm
not in control of it. I hope we're safe. This look,
if there's one place on the planet that you should behave.

(31:31):
I would say it's an airport, yes, right, I A
would say it's an airport. You don't want to come
on a set an airport, not anymore. But now everybody
gets to see this, you know what I mean? With
the video that define right? Can you imagine one day
and boom, you're a viral character study for everybody who's

(31:51):
going to go on about I mean, you're this is classic.
I mean, you really really did a good time. What
would you have done if you were with her, if
you were traveling with this woman, what would you mean?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
We'll get it.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
We're gonna watch, We're gonna make something happen out of this.
We're going to get our money's worth. We're going to make.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Sure you don't pretend that you don't know her.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
What you don't pretend that you know?

Speaker 9 (32:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
I thought you I thought you met beforehand, Like try
to prevent the melt down you talk about after.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh, no're saying the meltdown's happening. What do you do?
Do you do? You just kind of back away and go,
I'm only here for the annis pretzels, sticks or whatever
they said.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I couldn't. I got to take it down.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
No, I couldn't do that because that's going to lead
to another problem in my personal life.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Afterward, you can try to comfort her. Yeah, you gotta
be good. Listen, we got it. It's okay. Don't worry
that right now. She's fine, everything's cool.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
The only problem is Danny's relationship. Is Danny flipping out
and trying to calm him down? What about? What if?
What if you're her family and you see this video
right as it gets out there, or a friend or
even the employer, like, hey, do you want to talk? Well,
what's you talk? What's the move? Do you send her
a text saying hey everything? Yeah, I said I would do,

(33:01):
or do you send her a link to an indeed
ad I Cause, I go, if I'm just sitting there,
how would I react if I'm just watching this? You
know what I mean? Because there was a part embarrassed
for her?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah, I'm kind of turning right, Yeah, got my head down,
Like I'm just I'm embarrassed for her.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Do you gently suggest therapy at some point to this
woman like, oh no, I mean that's a lot of
anger that came out of her and she's screaming, and yet,
like I said, I get it. You're probably under pressure.
She didn't look like she was coming from a business trip.
She's in the crop top and sweatpants. Doesn't mean that,
you know, it's not going to steal fuck you up
a little bit. But I don't know. And then I thought,
is it possible that she pregamed at a bar in

(33:48):
the airport? And yeah, you know, but I.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Thought, all these years I've been told by people who
smoke weed, that's supposed to chill you out.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
It is supposed to chill you out. And I think, Karen, well,
I don't know ar proof this had this had bottomless
brunch energy. The way she's screaming, I mean, it just
did hearing that like that at one point, like alcohol?
Could you can see Laura doing this someday somewhere A

(34:16):
I mean, I don't know. I feel like if you're
her boyfriend, her husband, someone who's traveling with her, you're
like a hostage negotiator. At some point, it's only you know,
Joe's slinking away, Flora, He's out. Are you on there
trying to google? How do you break up before your
bord a plane? It's like, hey, AI Southwest have a

(34:37):
signed seat, so that works out for well, see that's
the thing. It's like, you're in section seat. I think
they're going to a signed seat there too, but that
works out from now Yeah, I don't know. Oh there's
only one in one. I'll be in the back. Oh god, oh,
I mean I was like, well, that that's bad. I've
been in situations like that where the screaming has happened
to somebody else and I wouldn't know what to do.

(34:57):
I I there were times I would just kind of
stand there and be like, oh, please, earthwa swallow me
up whole right now. Just let the fucking floor drop
out from under me. And I'm not saying that the
person wasn't justified in their frustration. They certainly were. The
method of delivering it was horrific, that's the only way
to say it. And I remember standing there because the

(35:19):
person screams, turns on their heels and storms out, and
you're just standing there. I remember looking at the person
who's getting yelled at and go, I'm really sorry, but
I gotta go my balls. Say the light yeah kind
of lightens the movie to say I'm standing there, slowly
ships there and trying to start a taser taser chant. Well,

(35:42):
if you're watching this, I'm saying, when you're the person,
and if that you are, something like this happens like
it would be you and Carrie and carry melts down
like that. She won't. But I'm just saying, like, could
you imagine they're standing it? That's terrible. That is absolutely
terrible show. So if you're flying for the holiday at all,

(36:05):
get ready, because I think most people were stressed out
any way over I mean, the government's back now, but
there was all kinds of problems.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Oh yes, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
When was this? Was this during the shutdown? This was
just like over the weekend. I think, yeah, just over
the weekend. I don't know. And I'm assuming it's people
traveling back for the holiday. They're going somewhere back for
the holiday, and you're on a Southwest flight, you know,
and everybody and even.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
The Southwest always been a cattle call and it attracts
a certain clientele.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I know you and I have both flowed southwest.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
We've all flown southwest, joint Southwest. I mean, you know,
I'd like to go private. Never done that.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It's the way to go.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
A couple of bucks.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
But like somebody be tweeted, somebody tweeted this out, like,
when you get your getting your mid forties, you've already
identified an airline that you're ready to go to war with.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
That some airline as wrong?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
At some point? It's usually the same one over and
over again. I don't know if that's true. That hasn't
happened to me. I don't fly enough for that to happen.
But I but like, is Southwest like one level above Spirit?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Spirit? What was the one? I know there's Frontier and Spirit?
There was one that The planes were like miniature, not
I mean smaller, not just smaller, Danny, they were like
short from top to bottom. You had to like you were.
I was docking my head as I walked down the
aisle of this plane.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I was being flown to an interview by a company,
and I go, you couldn't fucking I go, this sucks.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
That's a radio flight.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah. Well, the first time I went down, they were great.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Eight changeovers, the layovers.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
It's fucking awful, awful. All right, well, uh, we'll take
a moment. Somebody pulled a a uh oh god, what Ferrispueler, Oh,
Ferris Bueler, Yes, I kind of kind of admire this
and it made me. I had a conversation earlier today
about cars, and I think there's a country in the

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Speaker 3 (40:45):
It's a great record.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I think it. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
The record came out last year's to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
This is called Wanting and Waiting. What's the name of
the Waiting and watering?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I forgot the name of the record came out a
year ago.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
No, it's wanting and Waiting. That's what it says here.
It's right unless they have it wrong. Could they have
called the out of Night?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
You got it right?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
That's right. Don't you feel stupid that I'm gonna check
out for the rest of the show. Now, that's like,
that's so obnoxious for people. I always hate that, like
correcting people. I got to say something like, gonna look there.
So I had that online presentation and there are some
people and I didn't realize that participation is a part

(41:28):
of the great I must I just talk so I
don't even think of that, right, But there are some
guys that ask questions, and they asked a very pointed
question and the person who was my partner, And don't
forget we're both remote. Now I'm at my dining room
table and she answers it and the answer is not correct,

(41:51):
and I don't say anything. I just go with it.
I figure I'm not going to throw it under the
bus and go that's because I'm like, I do not
want to make this person look batter. I think she
was nervous, was it? And I just kept could you
play it as well? That well, that's a fantastic idea.
We could also maybe go not say this because it
was very pointed. It was like so pointed like it was.

(42:13):
It was always a there was no be involved anywhere.
There wasn't it was. It was here's the question. It
was about a depression scale, a test for kids, right depression.
I'm not going to give you a diagnostic, but it'll
help you find something that may help them. And the
question was are there different questions because it's self assessment?

(42:35):
And then a teacher and a parent also are part
of this, filling out their own sheets. But are the
questions the same or different for boys versus girls? Like
would girls answer get different questions? And then boys like
some type of bias or well, just to say, like,

(42:56):
I don't know, it was a it was a question,
I think, to say, you can't ask a girl you're
depressed by your boner. Yeah, So so the thing was
like and so she says so. So then I'm like scrambling.
So I get up because I have the test. It's
in my bag, it's on the other side of the table.
Go hang on, sing let me drive the test. Because
I'm going no, she's not right, and I'm thinking in
my head, what do I do here? And so I

(43:19):
just went with it. I just said, you know what,
they're slightly different, verbiage is just slightly off. I think
they did, and they're looking for examples. Now. So now
I'm in the line. Now you got a like, I
just I just I you know me, Yeah, I'm just
like yeah, yeah. So was this a design question? Was
supposed to go about you? Or was the kid just
being a dick? No, I don't think he was being

(43:40):
a dick. I think he had a legitimate question. I
don't think the person was. Honestly, I think they were like, oh,
that's a curious thing because a lot of many times
in some of these assessments they will have gender specific
right that being addicted, you got to outdick the dick
the next time. He h yeah, yeah, well I don't
I like these guys. It wasn't meant that way, but
I was like, oh my god, oh, speaking of the depression,

(44:02):
did you happen to see I know our friend Jews
talked about it. Did you see the Syracuse came yesterday?
I did not, Oh scuse Syracuse was down twenty one
nothing before Notre Dame's offense stepped on the field at
nine minutes in the first quarter.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Was Syracuse.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
It was just seventy to seven, and Syracuse scored with
four seconds left. Yeah, what did you say? And that
I'm not going to get I'll just see this right now.
I'm gonna shut it down for the week. I got projects.
I gotta travel down to my mom's. She needs help
with a bunch of stuff. And I just was like,
you know, we're gonna lay low podcast. Why so we
probably won't have juice to you and I have, Well

(44:37):
we could do that. We can post them on the website. OK. Yeah,
if you get it, you know that for sure. Maybe
I'll bring a camera and a microphone, maybe do something.
I don't know. Uh, it's just just a pain in
the butt. No, I know, traveled Syracuse, just got a
bullerrible it was, Yeah, but I mean it's Notre Dame, right.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, but Notre Dame's really good, That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Freshman and then they pulled him and they put another
true freshman in at quarterback.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, yeah, from lacrosse player. I mean, he just it
just it's not gone well for fran Brown this year.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
It would have been like mcquaide playing the Bills. Well,
mcad probably would have made a game of it. Oh
my god. If the Bills can't stop anybody.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
It was bad. It was bad.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
You can't you can never say that, Like I go,
I don't think there's the NFL is just so different.
I don't think I even think a college dame and
I agree with you, but I don't think a college
team could hold them on against the worst NFL team. No.
In fact, like in twenty am I wrong on that
in twenty only because you're talking about the top one
percent of guys there. So I'd love to see it,

(45:41):
but I don't.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
In twenty eighteen, when the Bills started out with Nan
berm mint quarterback and they had to go to Allen.
Early in the season, somebody suggested what would the points
spread be between the Buffalo Bills and the Alabama Crimson Tide, right,
and they came out with twenty eight. Vegas said it
would be twenty eight and a half points. The Bills
would be favored by twenty eight and a half point.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yes, I believe it now and the Bill sucked. I'm
taking I'm taking the points in the lake.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
In the late aughts, there was another football league that
JP Lossman played in. It it was called the UFL,
not the same UFL, and they he played for a
team called the Las Vegas after the Bills, right, this
is after Yes, he would be the MVP of the league,
but they only played like four teams, like the Florida
Tuskers were one of them.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Sean McVay actually coached him. Now he wasn't the head coach,
but he was there.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
The UFL and the XFL or each their own separate ends.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
That's before. This is before that. This is like a
different like football league altogether.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
And they actually said the Bills would be a twelve
and a half point favorite over the best UFL team,
And the joke was like, holy cow, the Buffalo Bills
are closer to a UFL team than an NFL.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Because you're still talking guys who had played at a
higher level. Yes, JP Losman did have ye experience.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
That's interesting, Uh I saw, But.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
It's ridiculous like they they they had the College All
Stars played in the Super Bowl Champion and I think
they ended it after the eighty five Bears just beat
the crap out of the Wait what they said? The
College All Star team? The College All Stars would play
the Super Bowl Champion.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
And not know this? Yes, I would sign up for
that as the Hall of Fame game too. Ops, a
fucking loosey Alabama go out and play like Arizona or something.
But it's the college also, so it's the best at
that level versus whoever Super Bowl champs. Oh I love that.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
And too many kids are getting hurt.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Of course, of course there's that. I mean, how many
Division IE players didn't make it in the NFL, And
I'll start with Tim Tebow who did have you know
some time in the NFL. But how many great athletes
just never make it? Quentin Gauge, local kid, great athlete, unbelievable.
I led the Philadelphia Eagles in a preseason game with
tackles and was cut the next day because they need

(47:50):
a room for a cornerback, right, I mean, it's the.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
One percent of the one percent.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Tim Tebow had more playoff wins than any quarterback in
the Bills between Josh Allen and freaking Jim Kelly. Yeah,
you're probably right. I mean that's true, he had. Yeah,
there was one.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
You never want to play off.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I'm not trying to dump on Tebow. That was my point,
but my one was I think Tebow probably could have
remained in the NFL if he wasn't playing quarterback. I
think if he went, he was gambling too much of
I said him to play baseball if he was uh, yeah,
that's right, he did go play baseball. If I really
thought if he played full back, if he went to

(48:28):
something like that.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
He had tried to play tight end sooner.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
New England tried to make him a tight end and
he was awful. Yeah, couldn't catch right, so and he
was big and super strong. I mean, no doubt, but
it's just so hard to make it in that at
that level.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I don't know, it really is.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, it's a it's a it's a it's a little crazy.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
It's it.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
One percent of high school players play college, one percent
of college players go to go to pros.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
One percent of pros go to the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Now, I don't know how true that is, but it
just gives you an idea of how hard it is.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
So that shows you how good, like Kelly was and
Marino was, yeah, and obviously Brady Jesus.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I mean that's like six round pick.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yeah. I know, it's like and you see the body
and stuff back in the day, it's like this concave
chest and this ski eh. I don't know. It shows
you the head, the mind. The mind is a powerful,
powerful thing. I saw a car on the way over
here today that uh, it's for sale, and I was like,
I almost wrote the number down and I didn't because

(49:26):
I'm looking at it as I pull into a parking line.
I'm looking at this car and I go, man, that
is shut up looking and I know what is that?
And it kind of got the old square boxy like
the old Mercedes. It's not a Mercedes, though, get out.
It's an Jaguar x J six two thousand and seven,
one hundred and fourteen thousand miles on it the guys

(49:47):
like call or text and he's got his first sale
in the back like leather interior. I'm my god, it's
just like the Porsche I wanted to buy when you
bought the super the original Super Room. Yeah, I didmember
the Porsche. I wouldn't dare do. I wasn't buying that
pe shit. But speaking of cars and things, I think
right now the best cars that are being made on
the planet may be being made in China. Hello, you know,

(50:13):
I don't think we really know what's happening there. The
fastest car in the world right now that has beat
a Bugatti is a Chinese electric car. I'm gonna forget
the name of it, but it's the all new derivery
really gets you. It's a car in three point eight seconds.

(50:33):
But like, look, I'll always say the electric cars will.
You've got a mom in a Rivian versus a guy
in a classic Ferrari with you know, clean engine, all
this stuff. She's gonna beat him to the next stoplight,
just because that's how electric cars are. This is an

(50:53):
electric car, and they drove this thing around a track,
a road course, and they got it up to like
three hundred and five miles an hour. Oh wow, yeah,
I think I think that's what we do next summer
out Atlanta Legends. We get Racing Randy to go up
against the Karen in an ultimate death match Karen and
her Electric Karen, Randy and whatever he wants to bring.

(51:17):
Let me see fastest car in the world miles an hour. Well,
I think the Bugatti did like whatever it is you're
talking tense. It might be three hundred and six miles
an hour. Yeah, it's the yang Wang U nine Extreme.
It went three hundred and eight point four miles an hour,
and I think the Bugatti did something like three hundred

(51:38):
point one. I don't know. Yeah, but the yang Wang
it's it's named it's named after a guy. The thing
looks like a batmobile. It's incredible. But I go, wow,
where is that technology that you can get an electric
car to go that fast and sustain it like they're
sustaining it. Yeah, they're not.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
You don't have to like charge every like fifteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
No, But I mean I was just I was like
really impressed. I thought this was wow. So I mentioned
something to my sister and she's like, oh my god.
I was just looking at there are some amazing cars
coming out of China. I go, I had no idea.
We don't see this stuff. I'm like, and there was
an electric car and she goes, and they're cheaper, they're
selling Like, I think, what what's the average price for car? Now?
Thirty grand? No, you're waiting low on am I low?

(52:20):
I'm saying average overall. Don't forget. I would put it
probably closer to forty. Okay, for some reason, thirty was
in my head, but you may be right either way.
She said to me, some of these cars are going
for like fifteen thousand, and I was like, wow. And
she said to me there was a car that was

(52:41):
deemed not street legal in the United States and it's
an electric car, and I go, how could that possibly be?
I'm like, what would be an electric car? And another
sold for seven grand? Probably, Wow, you got it. You
fucking nailed it. I don't know what it was. I
don't know what they said it was, but the only
thing I could think of with cars, there's always the emissions, right,

(53:02):
and if you catalytic converter, California emission standards, all this stuff,
so not even now. I just they're selling it for
so cheap that the other Manufac electric. But electric cars,
there's no emissions, right, No, there's nothing we don't have
like the tax. So I'm going, what is it? I
think you're right, Kevin. I think that the car was
so cheap that the car manufacturer would.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Fun that we're gonna make any money on this this
anty Hugo. So then again, like, if it's so cheap
to make, could you just jack out the price and
how would anybody know?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Well, you could, But my point is it's being sold
in China that I don't know what the price is
in China. I can't do the conversion of what is
the wand it's the wand yes, are you sure?

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (53:43):
I thought that was Mexico, the Mexicans where we get Mexico's.
I guess Japan's, Okay, I was for Japan.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I actually don't know what the what China was, but yeah,
she said that they were. There was one that was
in here and it didn't get approved. It was not
Deems street legal.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I would love to see it because I got to
think it's the most basic looking.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Car, cars and coffee and.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
No one would know. So nine and eighty four dollars
and ninety two cents US is equivalent to seven thousand
Chinese yuan.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Okay, holy cow, Yeah that's that's wow.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
So any car that would come over here that they
would import so be forty nine thousand yuan to get
at around seven grand. Yeah wow, I mean magic getting
a brand new car for seven thousand dollars. Yeah, you
can hardly get a used one for seven thousand. So
you remember in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, they take that

(54:47):
classic beautiful, unbelievable rare. I think there was only so
many made Ferrari that what's his name's dad had ye
in there, and then they take it out for Cameron, Cameron,
thank you. And and then at the end they're trying to
roll the bottles back and the camera gets so pissed
he kicks it, puts it in the fender, and the

(55:07):
next thing you know, it goes out. That class thing
in Elfrid Cliff. You always wanted to know a follow up,
like what happened? What happened with that? Yeah, he got
multiple days off because he was fucking dead. Because I'm saying,
I go, what happened there? You can't end it there.
But a kid in Cleveland was working as a valet

(55:29):
at a hospital and a guy comes in for a
procedure in a I think a brand new Mercedes that
that they're saying, they're saying was one hundred and fifteen
thousand dollars off the floor and this kid took it.
And here's the video and the story from the car

(55:49):
with a valet, and you expect it to be safe.
But that wasn't the case for a couple who came
to Cleveland.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
That couple was here.

Speaker 11 (55:57):
He came to Cleveland for treatment at Cleveland Clinic when
police say a valet worker took their card or a
joy ride, News fives Nadine Albusata, how's the story, okay?

Speaker 2 (56:07):
For a joy ride? Joy ride? Let me just ask you, guys,
this happened at one thirty in the morning on an interstate.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
This on an episode of Family Matters.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Hold one in the morning for a hospital procedure. The
guy may have been in there, the kid, let's say
the kid. The guy came in in the afternoon and
the kid was valeting, okay, and then he still has
access to that car and he gets he gets off.
I don't know that he was working overnight, but you're right,
fair question. That's a great question. And I don't know

(56:37):
if the procedure was one that they were going to
keep them the guy overnight and so he knew that
this car wasn't going to be They don't give you
the details, but I like, where your head's at. Eight
what how how fast do you think this kid got
clocked on an interstate? Okay, here we.

Speaker 9 (57:00):
Go, and it was a Mercedes convertible. It was snowing
here last night, and he was driving down the highway
with the top down.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Of course it was he's nineteen, He's in a car.
It's one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars. Okay, now I'm
questioning this patient. One o'clock in the morning and you're
driving one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars convertible in the snow. Yeah,
that's a good point. He's sure every day car. It
might be the guy's every day car. Really, it might
be I don't know, buying one hundred fifty in a second.

(57:29):
I don't know where he came from. They said they
came to Cleveland for a procedure. So Cleveland has great
heart The Cleveland Heart Center is like well renowned. So
let's say this guy came from where it was warm.
Why are you flying in if you've got one hundred
and fifteen thousand dollars because this could have been when
the government was shut down and I know people who

(57:50):
were going on trips and they decided to drive instead
of risk it. I'm just telling you, you're coming up
with us, coming up with this guy. This guy fucked himself.
He deserves it, and.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
It did a wreck. He didn't he'd wreck it.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
No.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
It was one thirty Friday morning when a Newberg Heights
police officer on I seventy seven South pulled over on.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
So okay, so this had to be Thursday. The guy
comes in for the procedure. That kid's been watching this
car all along and here we.

Speaker 7 (58:15):
Go, Mercedes, How you doing this? He pulls them over.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Why are you on that fast man? That's the cop.
Why are you going that fast? Man? Okay, here comes
the miles per hour.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
That the officer said was flying.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Eight miles an hour. Why are you stopping? CoP's not
gonna catch you. It a one hundred and twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
You're nineen year old kid, You don't know any better,
and you want your friends might damn job.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
That's a damn good thing. And the other thing is
like I think you panic. I don't. I think once
you realize what that feels like, and you could lose
control at any moment, get your way with the overroll
the dice the kids.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
Now, he asked more questions could you work out? He
quickly learned whose car?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
These cars?

Speaker 7 (59:09):
The driver wasn't the owner of the car.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
He was at the Cleveland clinic. He's a valet Parker.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
And he decides to go joy riding to go to
the Star.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
She's trying to go back to work.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
They're an investigation. They found out that this valet was
not supposed to have the vehicle, not supposed to be
taking it out for a joy ride.

Speaker 7 (59:28):
What model was the car?

Speaker 9 (59:29):
It was a Mercedes, I remember that. They said it
was one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars Mercedes. That the
victim just paid it off.

Speaker 8 (59:37):
Police say the owner had come from out of town
for a medical presce.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Right there you go. We got the rest of the story.
But I mean, Kevin's not believing. Why does the person
deserve it? Too many red flags? They deserve it. You're
having a procedure, first of all, when you have a procedure.
You have to have somebody drive you. They don't let
you go by yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
So maybe his wife took him and she's staying with
him and they're just waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I don't know. Yeah, it's sounded like holes twenty holes. Yeah,
that's the problem once in a while. Uh, I don't know.
I think the guy said he was calm. I would
love I would have laughed as long as you can
reckon and gone mom twenty eight. Let me see if
I can top that someday. I don't think the kid's
a criminal. I think he's an idiot. Oh yeah, I

(01:00:25):
think he's an idiot. Yeah, just you know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I mean they've done that, but they've done sitcoms episodes
about this where someone's a valet and they take the
car for a joy ride.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
It's in movies, it's been in shows.

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
It's nothing. It's nothing, it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Those two guys took off to vallet, but they pull
up in front of the restaurant, right and they come
back and yeah, I mean, you're right, it's just the
Sausage King of all Right. Uh, we gotta get race
and Randy watched the home movie The Bills Hallmark movie.
Maybe we'll get them after Thanksgiving to give a review.

(01:01:04):
Kevin said that his aunt watched it and it sucked.
The Bills involved automatically, it's gonna it's gonna be a loser.
I hang on a second, I say, if you go
in with low expectations, now I think it's way better
than you think it will be. I bet the guy
fucking left her.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
The comments that people made about because the Bills put
up a tweet about it, promoting it, and the comments
were like, what then with no ring stuff like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
That, that's kind of funny. I mean, I have to
admit that is kind of funny. A disappointment, that's I
have to put that at. That's where I'm going with it.
But I don't got it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I don't think that the Bills would okay doing that
if that were the case.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
What is it on the Hallmark channel? The Hallmark channel? Yeah,
so I probably have that on Roku or something. I
don't even know. My TV now is Disney, Hulu, ESPN, HBO, Max, Netflix,
and then everything else is over the air. Oh no, here,
I've got CBS. And what I love is when I
watch on Paramount Plus on CBS, they are so delayed

(01:02:08):
that I get to get I don't know what I
have signed up for, but I get the score of
the game, so I'll go, oh, they kicked the field
goal and they're you know, yeah. Meanwhile hear the announcement.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Streaming is great, so I have so during Bills games,
I get text messages from people.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I'm like, I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
I'm like, uh oh, I don't even read the text.
I know what text is coming in in a big moment,
I'm like, something happened here, and nine times out of ten,
Remember when.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
You used to get the call and it would identify
the person on your TV screen if you hooked it up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
That way, if you had time orner. Yeah, yeah, here's what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
The fans want. What do they want? Take two microphones,
one camera, get a bottle of red, and you and
your brother couch cast the Hallmark Bills movie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Look at Mystery Science These in three thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
That's what we want. That's your assignment for over Thanksgiving
Broad Kevin and I can do that. I have to
see because Wednesday, City, Thursday, Thanksgiving Friday, I know they
have to leave pretty early. My nephew's on a ski
team and back in Main and he's gonna read all
day Thursday. You're not cooking shit, your brother's not cooking. No,
my mother's making the turkey. Everything else has been ordered
for my restaurant. So sit down, drink some wine, and

(01:03:14):
you and your brother review it. I got the wine
to Moran's one camera. Okay, we could do that. Oh god,
that's really funny. You should do that. That's what the
people want. Maybe we do it live. We could do
it live. Fuck it, we'll do it live, all right.
I kind of like Danny, have a wonderful thanksgiving you

(01:03:35):
two guys. Kevin, thank you again for saving my ass yesterday.
By the way, I haven't met you on Kevin.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Kevin, I'm damnice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
What are you talking about? I could not have gotten
this table without you yesterday, and Kevin goes, I'm your
only friend. I didn't call anybody. I wasn't gonna call
anybody for moving. I thought James and I could do it.
And then when Jamison backed out, like he's like I did,
I'm not feeling with that, and he really didn't look good,
and I'm like, I don't have time to fucking wait.
So I was just I was just adderall go go, go,

(01:04:02):
go go, and it all worked out. I'll take it.
But seriously, thank you. Came through, came through, first show
in the new studio.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I like it. I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah, fishball anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
I know that they're really in here, though, is it
it's a little cold? Oh it is? Sorry, all right,
well we can we can figure it out. Kink south
the uh all right. The girls are here, it's fine.
The guys are here. Not so much.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
The Yeah, I got you, I got you, dirty, I
got you, I got you, dirty boy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Have a great Thanksgiving everybody. We'll see you after they wouldn't.
I'll be updated. I'm gonna do that with my.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Brother saying this past day bowl the bar to the
base mandates.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
See what you want to ta