September 28, 2025 • 42 mins
Bill welcomes comedian, Uber driver, DJ bartender, and former strip club DJ Doug Phelps back to the Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast studio for another unfiltered, hilarious, and insightful conversation.
Wearing a patriotic shirt, Doug sparks a lively discussion about the Ryder Cup, Europe’s blowout of Team USA, and—more importantly—the rowdy fan behavior that stole the spotlight. From Rory McIlroy’s heated exchanges to Shane Lowry having a heckler thrown out, Bill and Doug debate whether golf is importing a football-style fan culture and if that’s good or bad for the sport.
The episode then takes a fun turn with Bill’s game Where Did It Happen?—a state-guessing showdown featuring bizarre headlines ranging from strange DoorDash requests to embezzlement scandals and even quirky love stories.
On the personal side, Doug opens up about being single, what his ideal date might look like (his answer shocks Bill), and whether he’d ever take Bill’s suggestion of a first-date idea or a billboard campaign to avoid dating apps. Doug also shares about his latest charity project, reflects on a difficult anniversary in his life, and joins Bill in breaking down a $60 million NFL lawsuit involving the Houston Texans’ ownership.
Of course, Doug can’t resist ribbing Bill for not having him on the podcast more often—will this episode change that?
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Wearing a patriotic shirt, Doug sparks a lively discussion about the Ryder Cup, Europe’s blowout of Team USA, and—more importantly—the rowdy fan behavior that stole the spotlight. From Rory McIlroy’s heated exchanges to Shane Lowry having a heckler thrown out, Bill and Doug debate whether golf is importing a football-style fan culture and if that’s good or bad for the sport.
The episode then takes a fun turn with Bill’s game Where Did It Happen?—a state-guessing showdown featuring bizarre headlines ranging from strange DoorDash requests to embezzlement scandals and even quirky love stories.
On the personal side, Doug opens up about being single, what his ideal date might look like (his answer shocks Bill), and whether he’d ever take Bill’s suggestion of a first-date idea or a billboard campaign to avoid dating apps. Doug also shares about his latest charity project, reflects on a difficult anniversary in his life, and joins Bill in breaking down a $60 million NFL lawsuit involving the Houston Texans’ ownership.
Of course, Doug can’t resist ribbing Bill for not having him on the podcast more often—will this episode change that?
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Calor a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio
in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your fought on,
Thanks for telling a friend.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Look who's here? Whoa baby? I'm back with a vengeance.
I'm ready to kick it, wig it, leg it. You
know what I'm saying, rock out.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
With my cockow absolutely this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I just got out of church.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm feeling blessed.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Renew to church now. Hello, I only want to think
about that free wine. I've been sending the best I can.
Oh my god, what have you been up to? Ducky
for man?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, last week I set up a threesome. Yeah yeah,
the two two girls didn't show, but I still had
a good time.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Right, Doug's got his Ryder cup shirt on?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Is this turned into the most happy Gilmour esque event ever?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You know what, I can't believe the stuff stuff being
yelled and I saved some on reals I found.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Our friend Rory, who is I believe has a house
in the area and is a member of okill Kill.
Was had some I mean they were heckling hard.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He was, yeah, and he's.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Backed off the teeth went over to screams, shut the
funk up.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is one of my things, and I had that video. Yeah.
You know, as we lower our standards as a race.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, as as the.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Human race, as a human race, we just letting things
go a little by This is what we have, in
my opinion. Now, back in the day forty years ago,
Arnold was Nicol Jack Nicholson. When Arnold, nobody said anything.
They're nice quiet. It was a game of gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, this is frap classy. And not only that, I
looked this up last night. You are paying seven hundred
and fifty dollars a ticket.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's at the low end.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, not to mention the booze you're drinking all that
just to heckle somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The corporate side of this, Like if you went for
the VIP I think it was forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I doubt they're heckling.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I Here's the thing is, I don't know, I almost
felt like it was it was encouraged by the PGA.
I know that they had etiquette signs up, but I
thought someone on a microphone introducing Rory started the chance.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Uh fuck you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Rory the guy in the mic, and I think it
was a woman on a mic, and I think she
started the fuck you Rory.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I don't know if they're supposed to. Because the Ryder.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Cup, I mean, it's really about nationalism and pride, right,
it's Europe versus the United States.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Was here in ninety five, remember the concord we do
in and it was a it was a whole big thing.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I was working at Kinney Shoes. We had girls coming
in from Johnny Walker with these smooth jackets on and
just picking out whatever, and you know, we're just here
to help. They flew us in and you know, the
Classic cat was really busy. They were jamming that. Uh
it really Yeah. I got to know the owner then
the owners at that time.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But because it's not you're right, it's not typical golf behavior.
It's not typical Ryder Cup behavior. Like you could say
the Ryder Cup's not it's a little it's a little different.
Oliver Holt is the chief sports writer for the Daily Mail,
and he wrote out on the course with McElroy's group,
the abuse of him has crossed the line this morning,
vicious personal, thuggish edge to it. Now we could go, well,
(03:54):
that's the Brits they have. They have soccer hooligans, you
know what I mean. It's not like they're totally immune
to that kind of behavior either.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So this was really bad.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
On the eighteenth, Green State troopers went into the stands
and broke up a fight between fans.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I did see somebody who was escorted after yelling at
one of the golfers. Well, no, that was something different though, No, no, no, it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Was the same team. It was McElroy's partner. He got.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
One of the fans tossed Shane Lowry. He was they
were yelling because it was Lowry and McElroy. They were
somebody was hitting him with slurs, personal taunts, and he
pointed at somebody and had the person escorted out.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well I don't look here, here's there's a classy championship. Yes, obviously,
like you said, USA versus Europe, right, and they said
last night.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Even the players got into it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yes, I saw that, and we can talk about that
in a second. But they said, you know, when you're channing,
and this is usually you're you're rooting on your team,
and there's nothing to root for the USA, so they're
not rooting them to get better, so instead they're.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Trying to fuck with the other guys they got, they got.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And they said, that is just negativity. If you can,
if you can root on your team, the USA, that's
more hurting Europe. And that's in a fun way. You know,
you're trying to get them going. If they're not, you're
still USA. Now we're not winning, So now we're gonna
go after Europe and start saying slurs and try to
get under their skin because that's what we do. So
(05:33):
and it's just it's kind of sad in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So so you think that it crossed the line, like
the sports circus that the NFL has always.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Been a gentleman's sports, that football where you're getting drunk
if I ten in the morning going to the game,
you're rowdy, you know, and the Bills are the worst
everybody and they they say that, and it's true.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Now I went to the Bills game.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I didn't see one fight, I saw less security and
I think it's because everybody's got a phone, So if
you see something your phone's down, you're gonna get caught.
You know that woman in in Los Angeles she goes over,
she thought she had the ball, goes over, takes it
from the game, She gets filmed and everything, and she.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Loses her job. These guys are telling.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Us professional golfers to go fund themselves and know that's happening.
You know what, do you have to steal their golf
ball or anything?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You know? That's what I mean? Where you know? Uh?
What were we just so you don't think.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This is exactly what the sports need needs to stay
relevant at all?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Golf does not need.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I think you need to be cheering on instead cheering
on your your team, You're you're trying to crush somebody else,
and that's that's not right.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I mean I wonder too if because Rory during a
fuck you Rory chant just pointed at the scoreboard. Yeah,
I mean he gets into it a little bit. Uh
do you think that this kind of like heckling? That's
a psychological warfare angle to this? Does it make But
let's say it's you who it's coming at. Do you
(07:03):
succumb to that or does it make you rise up?
There are guys who feed off that. Yes, like McElroy
seemed to feed off that, like he's like, well, yeah,
fuck you, fuck you, And I always you want to
be that way, but some days it's just not.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Like, let's get this over with. I'm not enjoying myself. Okay,
you know this is not yeah fun. See, I would
always know I've done you for this.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I have a dumb way of looking at life. I
would think, ooh, I'm under their skin in a way.
If they're yelling fuck you, you know, fuck you, really,
I would be like ooh, and I'd be out there
and to me, it's like a playful app it would
be more of a playful atmosphere. I don't think it's
at all. Well, I think I think for some it was.
(07:48):
I think there were a few that didn't be You're right.
They had thirty police officers around Lowry and McElroy as
the tournament continuing.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
On and Americans kidting their ass kick yes and so.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Still are They're not gonna win today. I should call
them Marlboro because they are getting some moote.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
But I don't know, it's just It's it's like a
cultural mirror angle.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right. We do this in sports in America.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But listen, I'll tell you, well, I stay at home
to watch my games because I found myself swearing too
much and getting loud, and I'm like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Do this in front of people.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't want to do it in front people, so
I don't go out for the games anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You can't control that.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I want to yell, and I want to yell like
you guys, but do it at home.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, I mean, if you're standing at teav oh fuck you,
Royal Hope was, well, you're not hurting anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But if you're you're on national TV acting like an idiot,
they're not doing anything about it. The accountability is still
just being lowered.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
In the United States.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I would say that fandom kind of blurs into hostility
at times being a fan.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Right, And what is the line that you cross?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I mean, I'm saying fuck you, Bill. I mean, do
I have to be two feet in front of you
yelling at your face as well? Crossing the line when
I touch you when I go here. And here's where
I think it drogatory about your wife or kids, was there.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You go, that's it, that's that's it. And they did
do that. They started doing that. According to reports from
the Daily Mirror over in London. They those things were
being They did drag his wife into it, they did
drag his kids into it.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Gets shitty. How do you not think that's wrong or
even funny? Because you're drinking. Because you're drinking, I don't
know how much you have to drink. I don't know.
It's okay. And I got to think they tailgated before
they went. It was great. I got great tipsy. Now.
I will say one thing. I saw one thing. I
(09:40):
think I saved it for you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Rory and his friends or whoever was playing with.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
They were beating Shane up for being fat, but being fat,
saying fuck you those things I can play with. It
is when you start going to periphery old people, my ki,
it's my wife whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I wouldn't like that either. That would start to upset me. Rory.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Rory was there and he was buttoning his top button
and uh, some guy out, Rory, you don't need a
button that to choke.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, that was a
good one.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You don't have to say.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, that's what I'm saying, like, keep it to the ball,
busting about you and and fuck use the line to me,
that's the line.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Right, always been Magic Gordon.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Well, just that that's the line. You know, that's not
cross there. That don't bring in my kids, my parents,
my home ever that that seems wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
In an interview afterwards, he says, you know, this is
the greatest country in the world and I live here,
my my wife is from here, and my my daughter's American.
And you know, most of the guys in the afterwards
interviews were just like, you know, it's it's competitiveness, yes,
kind of just bobbing and weaving to get out of it.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, they seem to quiet down.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Before they teed off. Not always though, I mean, I
guess this is a proof that it didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
There is a video of five AM. People are lined
up rushing to their seats.
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Speaker 1 (12:13):
Where did it happen? Doug? I'll give you the uh.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The title, the the headline, and then you and I'll
give you some choices, and you tell me where you
think this happened.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Delivery app driver Okay, okay gets an order for zip ties,
bleach and a hatchet.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Where did it happen? Where did it happen? Bleach and
a hatchet?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Texas Florida or Vermont? Texas Florida or Vermont?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I would have to say Vermont, Yeah, Vermont, Well, bleach,
hatchet and zip TIESE. I would think that you're gonna
zip tize and I can be wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's a guess.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Zip tie branches together and cut down a tree and
the bleach to.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Kill the roots.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh okay, all right, that just comes in my mind. Okay,
here's where it happened.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
A strange door dash order turned into the discovery of
a hostage situation.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, see, I'm way off.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
This guy's delivered to a hotel and he goes, this
is fucked up.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yes, it is fucked up.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
And he went in and told the manager, Hey, I
just dropped off. He dropped the shit off, right.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Maybe the guy looks sketchy you came out. I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But if you're dropping off in a hotel and that
these are misleading, headliner, you're not supposed to get these right,
I just want you to know.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
But here, listen more in Sweetwater today, the delivery driver
crouded as a hero after following his instincts and a
learning police. Now a Snyder man is behind bars. Kate
has Mariah Williams in studio with more details. Mariah, what
can you tell us?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Thanks Jenny. What was supposed to be just another delivery
and tip for DoorDash driver quickly turned into tipping off
police after the doordasher became weary of the items. Today,
we're asked to pick up when it says tell us.
These items included trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet
and other suspicious items please say. The driver called in
the concerning order after delivering the items to the Sweetwater
(14:25):
in on Georgia Avenue around eleven thirty this morning. Upon
arrival to the hotel room, police found a hostage was being.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Delivered items with Uber.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Okay, does Uber offer that? Yes? They do?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, So I didn't know what it was at first.
I'm here to pick something up and I'm like, package,
What a pick?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It was?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Actually I think a weave that I had taped from
one hair gallery at another one was documents. Yeah, and
they don't it doesn't pay as much. But I'm like,
what's what's stapping? A drug dealer or somebody smoking, you know,
growing weed to give it to me and give it
to somebody else. I mean, I'm I'm the next mule,
(15:04):
So I don't do that anymore. I figured out how
to get it off my just so.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You honestly it worried you.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, yeah, you know if the package us lots of
somewhere with my cocaine?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
What cocaine? Well, that's what you're cocaine? Are you kidding me?
Who were with Bill Moran that she's not taking take
him long. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, wow, yeah, can do packages. You cannot request animals,
service animals. I guess you can't refuse service animals. They
might fire you for that. But if you're allergic to
a dog or cat, you can have plenty of those
in my car.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Dogs and cats. Yeah. Yeah, well you're you're an animal lover.
I am an animal lover.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
My parents got a dog, they did, They did get
that dog.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, a little Dixie.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
She is such a uh boost to my parents. Really.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, she is never more than four inches.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Away from Kathy. Oh, here's a good story. When hear this.
They let the dog outside.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Kathy went out and she tripped and she fell and
in grass or she heard her ribs.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
My dad was taking shower.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Kathy didn't have her cell phone on her and yelling
and luckily my neighbor Kristen came over and helped her up.
So I was right around the corner and I was
coming over for something, just to say hi because it
was the neighborhood and what's going on? Kathy just phoneless,
you know. My dad's all worried, like just put ice
on it. Twenty minutes off on and keep doing that
all day long. And I go, you know, Dad, I
(16:38):
you know I have I have a couple of walkers
in my house.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Would you like him?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh, we have walkers. I'm like, well, where the fuck
are they? Oh they're in the basement.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm just like, well, the falls are what scares you.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Because now, look they don't want to use they don't
want to use a walker.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I get, but you're at the age of stuff on
your feet.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They both have hip and knee and right replacements, so
better be safe than sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I mean, you know, just I hear you're home and
the fall is the worst? Yeah, a fall deadly? Yes,
you know that could be what what takes you out.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Traumatizing your body as you know, yeah, you know, and
then the repair is just not there.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No, it is not to the headlines.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, I'm just thinking how lazy all this impersonator falls
downstairs trying to get his old suit.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
New York, Rock, Mexico or Washington. I was feeling frisky
and I want to give birth. They you know, how.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
How lazy a criminal are you if you're ordering stuff
and not going and get how smart?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I mean order three different things from three something all right.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Retired cop, former head of crime Stoppers accused of stealing
reward money. So this is where you call in the test. Yeah, okay.
Retired cop, former head of crime Stoppers accused of stealing
reward money Oregon, Alabama, Georgia, Alabama, Alabama, would be correct.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We're the win.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Looking into a new indictment against a former crime fighter
who's now an accused criminal, accused of taking reward money
meant to pay people for their tips to crime stoppers.
This is Nate Nicholson's mugshot.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Now, by the way, most people that are probably given
the tip, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, this guy goes they're
a criminal.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
How would they know? Most people who are given a tip.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
On a crime are probably in that world and just decide,
fuck this, I need that money, right, you know what
I mean? Yeah, I can remain anonymous. Great, So he's
just figures he's stealing.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
He took like twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
He's a retired Huntsville police officer and crime Stoppers liaison.
He was indicted for allegedly taking money from crime stoppers
and using it for personal game.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You don't know what.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
I was arrested last night.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I think it's turned a dog a canna.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
No, he just instead they would get the tip, the
crime would be solved and give them the money.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
He'd pocket them. Okay, and I kind of miss show.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, they found its allegations.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Nicholson retired last year right around this time, and after
he retired, discrepancies were found in the crime Stoppers account. Now,
once those were found, HPD handed this investigation off to
the Attorney General's Office, who traced it all back to Nicholson.
Carrie Straub is on the Crime Stoppers board and he
couldn't say a lot about this ongoing investment.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well there you go.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I mean, that's the thing. The only thing I can
think is it's usually got to be people. Remember we
used to do the crime Stoppers at the end of this.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Story, that's when the v HS cameras are really you know,
filming everything. Yeah, you know, they cut down a crime
for a while. Now you get your phone, yea. And
these guys were just walking around all day long with
the video came. We can't get it away from them.
My father was one of those guys. Idiotape everything he did. Yeah,
oh how fun. Yeah, Well, they were going through old
(20:06):
videos that they had transferred over to seed discs, my graduation,
my sisters, and they're just you can't imagine the amount
of people that are dead. I'm like, yeah, I can.
It's forty years ago, you're still here.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I can't imagine that. That's kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, all right, well crime Stoppers. At the end of
the news story, she says, uh, and we will continue
to air crime Stoppers here on Channel whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It was in Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
The what was the one they didn't America's most wanted. Yeah,
I mean, if you had a you could do that
in Rochester. I think a smaller version. Oh and maybe
it might make people clean up if they don't want
to se their their face on TV or right embarrass
themselves or that.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
With didn't they at one point? I think even in
Rochester they put up I remember seeing it going, oh god,
it made me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It was all the guys who were arrested for soliciting
a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
If there's one thing that should be legalized to do that, No,
I just put them in an old hotel. Well, I understand,
Ridge Row, just go there and give them a liquor license.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
They always trusted like the girls for prostitution. But I'm like,
it takes two here, yeah, to make it work.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
John And I thought the John's I thought they put
up a billboard with the Johns mugshots.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I think you're right, then, why didn't they?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And I remember seeing it as I'm driving and I'm like, oh, gosh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Number one step forward. That would be the worst. Oh
you know what I mean. You're driving down four nine
to go. Hey, Hey, wasn't that bobber neighbor? Yeah, you know,
I mean, that would.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Be yeah, that'd be interesting talket Thanksgiving. The worst it's
saying a noboard driving past the airport.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
And somebot Yeah, uh huh, how was it? How was it?
How much it costs? And because you people, did you
wear a rubber?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
How much did it cost?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
What she look like?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Get any pictures? And by the way, you're not maybe
sitting my kids anymoke.
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But this one We're gonna get to this. This one
I want to I think could really help.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Maybe you. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
What, I nothing, Why did you why do you roll
your eyes?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, this might be helped.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I'm thinking it's something to do with a blow up
dollar or something.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
It is not I have to do with a blow
up doll.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
The headline is Bachelorette launches billboard campaign to land mister Wright. Oh,
Bachelorette launches billboard campaign to land mister right.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
On the billboard leaking across.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
New York, New York, Florida, California, California. Is that where
it happened? Yeah, California is where it happens.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Is Doug and he's right, Lawrence Well from Billboards to
potential wedding Bells. Bay Area woman is using a bold
and very public approach to try to find love. And
if you've been driving on one on one from the
South Bay up to San Francisco, well you they know
exactly what we're talking about. Confort Michael Thomas has the
beginning of this potential love story.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
When it comes to love, some people swipe right. But
one Bay Area woman named Lisa is taking her search
for a husband to New Heights quite literally, Santa Clara
all the way to San Francisco off one oh one.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I just want to meet somebody, and I was just
not having any luck any other way.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
The billboards showcase Lisa's face Lisa dot Com on a
tractor built after too many and there you think, so
you can apply to be her future husband. It spells
out her likes, her dislikes, and of course her non negotiables.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh it wasn't no negotiables. You know.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
It's things like religion, politics, lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
My skills include taking out the trash, eating ass, and
not letting your mother know ding.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Ding ding ding ding. You know.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I had a girl laughing at Forest Silk Friday night
and her mother's like, oh, she's single, and she's like, no,
I'm sad. I'm just fine being single. I go, put
your laughing your ass off. Yeah, I love laughing with you.
Your funny guy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I go.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
You know, this is my problem. Every website I go to,
or I have gone to in the past, the first
thing is, please have a sense of humor. I'm looking
for a funny guy. Please make me laugh. Not a problem.
So then you start thinking it's got to be me,
my eyes, my height, my weight.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I don't put anything in there about being political or religious.
You want to go to church, I'll have the coffee
ready when you got home.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, yeah, I like that. Let me.
Speaker 10 (26:49):
I want somebody who leads a healthy lifestyle like I do.
And somebody who wants to get married and have kids,
because that's really important to her.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Billboards have been up all September and while she hasn't
added on the.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Gym with you, I'm not going to church. I'm not
going to go to a democratic really.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
So it's been months.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
On any of the have some coffee and then get
my day going.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
What would what is it like on these apps? Because
I hear a lot of people say I don't I
don't have luck. Now I do know somebody, uh a
friend and I hang out.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
With from time to time, a lady friend. I think
she I think she was on.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It's like monthwhile police sprink sinc. It's like mugshots at
a police sprink sink.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No, who did it?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
They go, no, no, no, oh, this might be no.
You're just waiting for something to catch your eye, Okay,
you know, and then then read them bio right.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Do you recognize anybody on there? Like I have seen
a friend.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
If I get bored after I go on Tinder a
couple of times maybe once a year, yeah, but I
just swipe. Its kind of be nosy when I'm bored
at home. You know, February March is not much going on.
Super Bowl has already been done, so just just.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
To check out where things are. YEA, what if we
did a like a whole website for you and put
up a billboard campaign. I don't think it would do
any more headline.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I think I think somebody would spray Paig graffiti for
it within a day.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Well, she had an electronic billboard, so we have to
do the electronic Okay. So I saw her walking out
and it was kind of cute. I can't imagine what
this is costing. And by the way, she was engaged.
But her fiance died of a terminal illness, So I go,
I don't know if I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
What that means. But so she had somebody she you know,
let you know if she can't commit.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
You know what food decreases a woman's appetite by second? No,
what food decreases a woman's sex drive by ninety five percent?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Wedding cake? Do you do that at your wedding?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I did? I did it funny with the brides mother
who loved me. I did a wedding a couple of
weeks ago. This is the second one this year for
the whole family.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
M M.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
So I did her son in January, her daughter was
last month, this month, and then the third kid is
going to do a Destiny nature wedding. Are you going, Oh,
they're gonna fly me in all They're gonna fly you in,
fly me and put me up? I said, do you travel?
I'm like, I pointed my laptop. I go, that's all
I need. Where I'll plug into wherever I go. You
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take care of airfare in the room I'm in.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Why not? Great family? Which? Okay, where do you know
where the destination? Mexico?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Right now they're talking about they're not engaged. Probably a
couple of years down there.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
But hey man, yeah, look at you. Yeah, have wedding,
will travel.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Why swipe left when you can ride shotgunun with Douggie Fresh.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I heard a bad joke to, uh, you know why
brides wear white?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Why did brides? Yes? But why so they matched the
fridge in the dishwasher? Terrible?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So I met in the wedding. I'm looking up jokes,
bride jokes. U as a bride's mother did a Friday
fighting with me? Okay, we joked about it all right,
So I think we got almost two thousand views too.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, look at that Uh, I had all your skills
and talents to put up on the billboard. Sure can
make a martini so smooth, you call me daddy.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I just bought expresso martini, say three alos.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I have yet to try, though, professional at fake listening
until it's my turn to talk.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm sorry? What was that? One? Exactly? Can last longer
than a whiskey neat, but only if you pace me.
I like it.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Girl asked me, said, can you give me forty five minutes?
I'm like, yeah, if they include four play in the
drive to your house.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
If you're looking for a man who will shake your cocktails,
drive you.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Wild, and still make it to brunch the next morning.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Dougs fresh zero zero drama with me?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Do you do you want somebody? Really? Because I think
if you wanted to, you'd have somebody. Do you like this?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I don't think I meet anybody in the bar situation really?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
But I mean do you in the places I don't
frequent anymore?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I just don't go out. Yeah, for a few reasons. Yeah,
but I I like, do you want somebody?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It would be it's nice to have somebody, you know,
nobody wants to be alone.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I see these girls.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I'm fine being I don't need any man, right, well,
you don't need a man, but isn't it nice to
talk to somebody every now and then?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yes, you can't not be horny.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
For the rest of your life unless you just you know,
I was in bed with a girl the other night.
I go, you mind if I use my toys? She
goes no, but she got pissed off on my tutue train.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Ran over it. Tit's what's wrong with that? It's comedy.
The world needs laughter. I know, I know more now
than ever. Doug, Oh my gosh, what Doug's got another one?
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McNair Janie McNair, and Robert is suing the NFL for
sixty million dollars. I mean the league orchestrated his removal
from family business roles because he asked tough questions about
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high profile scandals involving players in team leadership. And of
course they had Deshaun Watson when those twenty two civil
cases came out. He was a Texan, yes, being right.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Is he even playing anymore? No?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
No, I don't think so. I think he's done, but
he's still getting paid. Unbelievab whatever happened there, but all.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
This money is going to ruin it for sports eventually,
I mean, and ruin it bad because it's going to
start leaking into high schools.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You know, he's ruining colleges.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
There's not going to be a a decade team or
something like that, or a three year team.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
But I guess you got to go.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
If you're being offered money, you know, you got to
pay your bills or some of the money is astronomical.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I mean, of course anders.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Is making one point two million dollars a year with
the endorsements from Colorado, but right now they're getting more
air time, which means advertising money, which gets to pay
your players. But that's not fair for everybody because if
you're you know, small Division one, you're not going to
get the same money, so you can't really board.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You can't compete, I mean, and that that's sort of
the problem is.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Not much of this is good.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
I'm starting interrupt. How much it is to go to
USC a year.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
A year, USC a year hanging on a second for
room board everything? Yeah one year, one year, you're probably
somewhere north of eighty thousand.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, yep, ninety thousand. My buddy lives out there.
Kids now going to Indiana who is five and old
football once the kids, I don't obviously I don't have
any kids, but when my friend's kids go to college,
I kind of root for those teams. Yeah sure, Yeah,
my friend is in Penn State who just lost last
night the white Out game. Now, the white Out game
is money money money. The parking seven hundred dollars a game,
(35:57):
the tickets obviously, the food and everything else goes in
just one game.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, they make it. They make a ton of money.
And what they try to do too, is when they
play the smaller schools, like these lower Division I schools.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
They do they paid.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, like I think Syracuse got paid to play Tennessee.
Like I think the school gets a million and a
half dollars, which then goes into the athletic department. Of
course it does, and that's supposedly, well, you know, helps
all the other sports.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Should The biggest thing is the insurance. If you get
hurt in football, you're carried off, you get an MRI.
They know what's wrong with you, and in a half
an hour, if you're in field hockey, which isn't obviously
as important, and you crack a knee, at least they
can that you might even get a knee replacement. While
you're in college under the umbrella of the school's insurance.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yep, that was my son had shoulder surgery on the
school because he was a member of the deferent team. Yeah,
your old album. Ona Wagner is now Division one.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
They were when I was there.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
They were football. I don't know about football. I thought
they were Division three, but.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Field mocke Division one basketball or Division one wrestling. I
don't know if the team is still there. The year
I went, they had just won the Division three national
championship and they ran Sports Illustrated. Yes, yeah, but that
was thirteen thousand. Back then, that was a private school,
and I nothing know about money and cost. Sure, I
didn't even think I was going to college, so I
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started doing well wrestling.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was fifteen grand, thirteen grand, thirteen grand. That was
nineteen eighty eight. Okay, I paid more than that for
private school high school.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, for private high school that you went or your
kids my kid, Yeah, I paid more. Is it better
to send your kid to a private or now they
have charter schools, homeschool, public schools. I mean, there's options
out there.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I don't know that it's it depends on the kid. Yeah,
you got to know your kid. I have kids that
I don't think could handle that kind of demand of workload.
And then I had a kid who I go, absolutely,
I knew he could, and I didn't think it was
going to reach his potential in this in the public
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school system. I just didn't because the public school system,
there's nothing wrong with it. I do think that it's
I think every teacher there has the best interest of
the students. But it can get hard because you're dealing
with a variety of intellectual levels in a mainstream classroom.
And I think that you know, you get a smart kid,
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and you go, I didn't get my homework done, I
don't worry about it, get it to me by the
end of the week. And my thing was like, no,
that that not with this guy, because all of a sudden,
he's going to fall so far behind he's just not
going to carer And so mcwaid it was like, yeah, great,
but it's twenty points off, it's thirty points off.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
And that was a motivating factory.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
But it's not for everybody, right, And I wouldn't I
wouldn't say that, but there's one son of mine. I
was like, I want to give you the best I can.
So here's what I think it is for that was
that this this is interesting, this whole thing with the
Robert Carey or Robert McNair because the family fortune is
valued at seven point three.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Billion dollars seven point three billion.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
They own the Texans, and this guy even went so far.
I think he tried to have his mother and unsuccessfully
so declared legally incapacitated. She's in a wheelchair. She's the owner.
And instead of so the NFL when he started digging
in and questioning, like the Deshaun Watson punishment, other punishments,
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they went to the carry or to the McNair family,
and they they pushed for a restructuring and he was out.
They wanted the family to restructure who was in charge
of the team and different stuff, and you know they
have the power.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, and do you own the team? Of course you do. Well, no,
I'm saying the NFL.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
The NFL came to them and go listen, your guy's
causing us too many problems. We want this quieted down.
So you need to do We're pushing for a family
restructuring if you want to continue to own a team
in this league.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
No, that's wrong. You're in the NFL. We cover everything.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, well, this guy, they're either going to fix the
problem maybe one chance, or we're going to fix it.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
He's off the team. You're out money, he said, Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Behind the scenes, they it was they had him restructure, right,
They orchestrated to remove them from the family business. After
he asked those tough questions involving players and team leadership.
And I go, man, should we start seeing the NFL
less like a sports league and more like almost a
shadow corporation that sees all this money?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh? You know what I mean money?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I mean the people are up in arms. Uh, make
billionaires pay their fair share of taxes. They got all
these loopholes. You can bet on the Buffalo bills right
off your Yes, where's all that money? There's five, six, seven,
eight different betting apps.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
And I mean, if you've ever seen the movie The Casino,
we win, the house never loses.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, I know, people who make You're right, I mean,
and the taxes to New York State gets off that.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Unbelievable. It's ridiculous that we're in this much debt still.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the state is, but man,
well they're running it back up.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
I mean when Cuomo was there and Biden all of
a sudden, six billion dollars, like, oh, you're all set
started as zero.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Really, I'd love to have that break.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
I got to do credit cards and then she just
take on another fifty five billion dollars into the budget.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Where here in New York State?
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, well I don't know if that. I mean, the
gambling stuff just keeps growing and growing. Right, So there's
that lotto. Now you've got jack pocket, you can bet,
you can do your lottery tickets.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, well I piss a lot of money away.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, but you like that. I do. It gives me
a sense of winning. You know.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
It's not like I'm taking your girlfriend out to do
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go a little by This is what we have, in
my opinion. Now, back in the day forty years ago,
Arnold was Nicol Jack Nicholson. When Arnold, nobody said anything.
They're nice quiet. It was a game of gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, this is frap classy. And not only that, I
looked this up last night. You are paying seven hundred
and fifty dollars a ticket.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's at the low end.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, not to mention the booze you're drinking all that
just to heckle somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The corporate side of this, Like if you went for
the VIP I think it was forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I doubt they're heckling.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I Here's the thing is, I don't know, I almost
felt like it was it was encouraged by the PGA.
I know that they had etiquette signs up, but I
thought someone on a microphone introducing Rory started the chance.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Uh fuck you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Rory the guy in the mic, and I think it
was a woman on a mic, and I think she
started the fuck you Rory.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I don't know if they're supposed to. Because the Ryder.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Cup, I mean, it's really about nationalism and pride, right,
it's Europe versus the United States.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Was here in ninety five, remember the concord we do
in and it was a it was a whole big thing.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I was working at Kinney Shoes. We had girls coming
in from Johnny Walker with these smooth jackets on and
just picking out whatever, and you know, we're just here
to help. They flew us in and you know, the
Classic cat was really busy. They were jamming that. Uh
it really Yeah. I got to know the owner then
the owners at that time.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But because it's not you're right, it's not typical golf behavior.
It's not typical Ryder Cup behavior. Like you could say
the Ryder Cup's not it's a little it's a little different.
Oliver Holt is the chief sports writer for the Daily Mail,
and he wrote out on the course with McElroy's group,
the abuse of him has crossed the line this morning,
vicious personal, thuggish edge to it. Now we could go, well,
(03:54):
that's the Brits they have. They have soccer hooligans, you
know what I mean. It's not like they're totally immune
to that kind of behavior either.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So this was really bad.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
On the eighteenth, Green State troopers went into the stands
and broke up a fight between fans.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I did see somebody who was escorted after yelling at
one of the golfers. Well, no, that was something different though, No, no, no, it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Was the same team. It was McElroy's partner. He got.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
One of the fans tossed Shane Lowry. He was they
were yelling because it was Lowry and McElroy. They were
somebody was hitting him with slurs, personal taunts, and he
pointed at somebody and had the person escorted out.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well I don't look here, here's there's a classy championship. Yes, obviously,
like you said, USA versus Europe, right, and they said
last night.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Even the players got into it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yes, I saw that, and we can talk about that
in a second. But they said, you know, when you're channing,
and this is usually you're you're rooting on your team,
and there's nothing to root for the USA, so they're
not rooting them to get better, so instead they're.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Trying to fuck with the other guys they got, they got.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And they said, that is just negativity. If you can,
if you can root on your team, the USA, that's
more hurting Europe. And that's in a fun way. You know,
you're trying to get them going. If they're not, you're
still USA. Now we're not winning, So now we're gonna
go after Europe and start saying slurs and try to
get under their skin because that's what we do. So
(05:33):
and it's just it's kind of sad in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So so you think that it crossed the line, like
the sports circus that the NFL has always.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Been a gentleman's sports, that football where you're getting drunk
if I ten in the morning going to the game,
you're rowdy, you know, and the Bills are the worst
everybody and they they say that, and it's true.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Now I went to the Bills game.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I didn't see one fight, I saw less security and
I think it's because everybody's got a phone, So if
you see something your phone's down, you're gonna get caught.
You know that woman in in Los Angeles she goes over,
she thought she had the ball, goes over, takes it
from the game, She gets filmed and everything, and she.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Loses her job. These guys are telling.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Us professional golfers to go fund themselves and know that's happening.
You know what, do you have to steal their golf
ball or anything?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You know? That's what I mean? Where you know? Uh?
What were we just so you don't think.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This is exactly what the sports need needs to stay
relevant at all?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Golf does not need.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I think you need to be cheering on instead cheering
on your your team, You're you're trying to crush somebody else,
and that's that's not right.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I mean I wonder too if because Rory during a
fuck you Rory chant just pointed at the scoreboard. Yeah,
I mean he gets into it a little bit. Uh
do you think that this kind of like heckling? That's
a psychological warfare angle to this? Does it make But
let's say it's you who it's coming at. Do you
(07:03):
succumb to that or does it make you rise up?
There are guys who feed off that. Yes, like McElroy
seemed to feed off that, like he's like, well, yeah,
fuck you, fuck you, And I always you want to
be that way, but some days it's just not.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Like, let's get this over with. I'm not enjoying myself. Okay,
you know this is not yeah fun. See, I would
always know I've done you for this.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I have a dumb way of looking at life. I
would think, ooh, I'm under their skin in a way.
If they're yelling fuck you, you know, fuck you, really,
I would be like ooh, and I'd be out there
and to me, it's like a playful app it would
be more of a playful atmosphere. I don't think it's
at all. Well, I think I think for some it was.
(07:48):
I think there were a few that didn't be You're right.
They had thirty police officers around Lowry and McElroy as
the tournament continuing.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
On and Americans kidting their ass kick yes and so.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Still are They're not gonna win today. I should call
them Marlboro because they are getting some moote.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
But I don't know, it's just It's it's like a
cultural mirror angle.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right. We do this in sports in America.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But listen, I'll tell you, well, I stay at home
to watch my games because I found myself swearing too
much and getting loud, and I'm like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Do this in front of people.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't want to do it in front people, so
I don't go out for the games anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You can't control that.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I want to yell, and I want to yell like
you guys, but do it at home.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, I mean, if you're standing at teav oh fuck you,
Royal Hope was, well, you're not hurting anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But if you're you're on national TV acting like an idiot,
they're not doing anything about it. The accountability is still
just being lowered.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
In the United States.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I would say that fandom kind of blurs into hostility
at times being a fan.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Right, And what is the line that you cross?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I mean, I'm saying fuck you, Bill. I mean, do
I have to be two feet in front of you
yelling at your face as well? Crossing the line when
I touch you when I go here. And here's where
I think it drogatory about your wife or kids, was there.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You go, that's it, that's that's it. And they did
do that. They started doing that. According to reports from
the Daily Mirror over in London. They those things were
being They did drag his wife into it, they did
drag his kids into it.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Gets shitty. How do you not think that's wrong or
even funny? Because you're drinking. Because you're drinking, I don't
know how much you have to drink. I don't know.
It's okay. And I got to think they tailgated before
they went. It was great. I got great tipsy. Now.
I will say one thing. I saw one thing. I
(09:40):
think I saved it for you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Rory and his friends or whoever was playing with.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
They were beating Shane up for being fat, but being fat,
saying fuck you those things I can play with. It
is when you start going to periphery old people, my ki,
it's my wife whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I wouldn't like that either. That would start to upset me. Rory.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Rory was there and he was buttoning his top button
and uh, some guy out, Rory, you don't need a
button that to choke.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, that was a
good one.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You don't have to say.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, that's what I'm saying, like, keep it to the ball,
busting about you and and fuck use the line to me,
that's the line.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Right, always been Magic Gordon.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Well, just that that's the line. You know, that's not
cross there. That don't bring in my kids, my parents,
my home ever that that seems wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
In an interview afterwards, he says, you know, this is
the greatest country in the world and I live here,
my my wife is from here, and my my daughter's American.
And you know, most of the guys in the afterwards
interviews were just like, you know, it's it's competitiveness, yes,
kind of just bobbing and weaving to get out of it.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, they seem to quiet down.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Before they teed off. Not always though, I mean, I
guess this is a proof that it didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
There is a video of five AM. People are lined
up rushing to their seats.
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Speaker 1 (12:13):
Where did it happen? Doug? I'll give you the uh.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The title, the the headline, and then you and I'll
give you some choices, and you tell me where you
think this happened.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Delivery app driver Okay, okay gets an order for zip ties,
bleach and a hatchet.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Where did it happen? Where did it happen? Bleach and
a hatchet?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Texas Florida or Vermont? Texas Florida or Vermont?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I would have to say Vermont, Yeah, Vermont, Well, bleach,
hatchet and zip TIESE. I would think that you're gonna
zip tize and I can be wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's a guess.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Zip tie branches together and cut down a tree and
the bleach to.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Kill the roots.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh okay, all right, that just comes in my mind. Okay,
here's where it happened.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
A strange door dash order turned into the discovery of
a hostage situation.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, see, I'm way off.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
This guy's delivered to a hotel and he goes, this
is fucked up.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yes, it is fucked up.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
And he went in and told the manager, Hey, I
just dropped off. He dropped the shit off, right.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Maybe the guy looks sketchy you came out. I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But if you're dropping off in a hotel and that
these are misleading, headliner, you're not supposed to get these right,
I just want you to know.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
But here, listen more in Sweetwater today, the delivery driver
crouded as a hero after following his instincts and a
learning police. Now a Snyder man is behind bars. Kate
has Mariah Williams in studio with more details. Mariah, what
can you tell us?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Thanks Jenny. What was supposed to be just another delivery
and tip for DoorDash driver quickly turned into tipping off
police after the doordasher became weary of the items. Today,
we're asked to pick up when it says tell us.
These items included trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet
and other suspicious items please say. The driver called in
the concerning order after delivering the items to the Sweetwater
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in on Georgia Avenue around eleven thirty this morning. Upon
arrival to the hotel room, police found a hostage was being.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Delivered items with Uber.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Okay, does Uber offer that? Yes? They do?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, So I didn't know what it was at first.
I'm here to pick something up and I'm like, package,
What a pick?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It was?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Actually I think a weave that I had taped from
one hair gallery at another one was documents. Yeah, and
they don't it doesn't pay as much. But I'm like,
what's what's stapping? A drug dealer or somebody smoking, you know,
growing weed to give it to me and give it
to somebody else. I mean, I'm I'm the next mule,
(15:04):
So I don't do that anymore. I figured out how
to get it off my just so.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You honestly it worried you.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, yeah, you know if the package us lots of
somewhere with my cocaine?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
What cocaine? Well, that's what you're cocaine? Are you kidding me?
Who were with Bill Moran that she's not taking take
him long. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, wow, yeah, can do packages. You cannot request animals,
service animals. I guess you can't refuse service animals. They
might fire you for that. But if you're allergic to
a dog or cat, you can have plenty of those
in my car.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Dogs and cats. Yeah. Yeah, well you're you're an animal lover.
I am an animal lover.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
My parents got a dog, they did, They did get
that dog.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, a little Dixie.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
She is such a uh boost to my parents. Really.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, she is never more than four inches.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Away from Kathy. Oh, here's a good story. When hear this.
They let the dog outside.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Kathy went out and she tripped and she fell and
in grass or she heard her ribs.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
My dad was taking shower.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Kathy didn't have her cell phone on her and yelling
and luckily my neighbor Kristen came over and helped her up.
So I was right around the corner and I was
coming over for something, just to say hi because it
was the neighborhood and what's going on? Kathy just phoneless,
you know. My dad's all worried, like just put ice
on it. Twenty minutes off on and keep doing that
all day long. And I go, you know, Dad, I
(16:38):
you know I have I have a couple of walkers
in my house.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Would you like him?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh, we have walkers. I'm like, well, where the fuck
are they? Oh they're in the basement.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm just like, well, the falls are what scares you.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Because now, look they don't want to use they don't
want to use a walker.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I get, but you're at the age of stuff on
your feet.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They both have hip and knee and right replacements, so
better be safe than sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I mean, you know, just I hear you're home and
the fall is the worst? Yeah, a fall deadly? Yes,
you know that could be what what takes you out.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Traumatizing your body as you know, yeah, you know, and
then the repair is just not there.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No, it is not to the headlines.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, I'm just thinking how lazy all this impersonator falls
downstairs trying to get his old suit.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
New York, Rock, Mexico or Washington. I was feeling frisky
and I want to give birth. They you know, how.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
How lazy a criminal are you if you're ordering stuff
and not going and get how smart?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I mean order three different things from three something all right.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Retired cop, former head of crime Stoppers accused of stealing
reward money. So this is where you call in the test. Yeah, okay.
Retired cop, former head of crime Stoppers accused of stealing
reward money Oregon, Alabama, Georgia, Alabama, Alabama, would be correct.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We're the win.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Looking into a new indictment against a former crime fighter
who's now an accused criminal, accused of taking reward money
meant to pay people for their tips to crime stoppers.
This is Nate Nicholson's mugshot.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Now, by the way, most people that are probably given
the tip, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, this guy goes they're
a criminal.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
How would they know? Most people who are given a tip.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
On a crime are probably in that world and just decide,
fuck this, I need that money, right, you know what
I mean? Yeah, I can remain anonymous. Great, So he's
just figures he's stealing.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
He took like twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
He's a retired Huntsville police officer and crime Stoppers liaison.
He was indicted for allegedly taking money from crime stoppers
and using it for personal game.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You don't know what.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
I was arrested last night.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I think it's turned a dog a canna.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
No, he just instead they would get the tip, the
crime would be solved and give them the money.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
He'd pocket them. Okay, and I kind of miss show.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, they found its allegations.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Nicholson retired last year right around this time, and after
he retired, discrepancies were found in the crime Stoppers account. Now,
once those were found, HPD handed this investigation off to
the Attorney General's Office, who traced it all back to Nicholson.
Carrie Straub is on the Crime Stoppers board and he
couldn't say a lot about this ongoing investment.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well there you go.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I mean, that's the thing. The only thing I can
think is it's usually got to be people. Remember we
used to do the crime Stoppers at the end of this.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Story, that's when the v HS cameras are really you know,
filming everything. Yeah, you know, they cut down a crime
for a while. Now you get your phone, yea. And
these guys were just walking around all day long with
the video came. We can't get it away from them.
My father was one of those guys. Idiotape everything he did. Yeah,
oh how fun. Yeah, Well, they were going through old
(20:06):
videos that they had transferred over to seed discs, my graduation,
my sisters, and they're just you can't imagine the amount
of people that are dead. I'm like, yeah, I can.
It's forty years ago, you're still here.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I can't imagine that. That's kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, all right, well crime Stoppers. At the end of
the news story, she says, uh, and we will continue
to air crime Stoppers here on Channel whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It was in Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
The what was the one they didn't America's most wanted. Yeah,
I mean, if you had a you could do that
in Rochester. I think a smaller version. Oh and maybe
it might make people clean up if they don't want
to se their their face on TV or right embarrass
themselves or that.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
With didn't they at one point? I think even in
Rochester they put up I remember seeing it going, oh god,
it made me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It was all the guys who were arrested for soliciting
a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
If there's one thing that should be legalized to do that, No,
I just put them in an old hotel. Well, I understand,
Ridge Row, just go there and give them a liquor license.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
They always trusted like the girls for prostitution. But I'm like,
it takes two here, yeah, to make it work.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
John And I thought the John's I thought they put
up a billboard with the Johns mugshots.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I think you're right, then, why didn't they?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And I remember seeing it as I'm driving and I'm like, oh, gosh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Number one step forward. That would be the worst. Oh
you know what I mean. You're driving down four nine
to go. Hey, Hey, wasn't that bobber neighbor? Yeah, you know,
I mean, that would.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Be yeah, that'd be interesting talket Thanksgiving. The worst it's
saying a noboard driving past the airport.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
And somebot Yeah, uh huh, how was it? How was it?
How much it costs? And because you people, did you
wear a rubber?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
How much did it cost?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
What she look like?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Get any pictures? And by the way, you're not maybe
sitting my kids anymoke.
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I want to I think could really help.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Maybe you. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
What, I nothing, Why did you why do you roll
your eyes?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, this might be helped.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I'm thinking it's something to do with a blow up
dollar or something.
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It is not I have to do with a blow
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Speaker 2 (24:34):
The headline is Bachelorette launches billboard campaign to land mister Wright. Oh,
Bachelorette launches billboard campaign to land mister right.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
On the billboard leaking across.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
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it happened? Yeah, California is where it happens.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
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potential wedding Bells. Bay Area woman is using a bold
and very public approach to try to find love. And
if you've been driving on one on one from the
South Bay up to San Francisco, well you they know
exactly what we're talking about. Confort Michael Thomas has the
beginning of this potential love story.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
When it comes to love, some people swipe right. But
one Bay Area woman named Lisa is taking her search
for a husband to New Heights quite literally, Santa Clara
all the way to San Francisco off one oh one.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I just want to meet somebody, and I was just
not having any luck any other way.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
The billboards showcase Lisa's face Lisa dot Com on a
tractor built after too many and there you think, so
you can apply to be her future husband. It spells
out her likes, her dislikes, and of course her non negotiables.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh it wasn't no negotiables. You know.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
It's things like religion, politics, lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
My skills include taking out the trash, eating ass, and
not letting your mother know ding.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Ding ding ding ding. You know.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I had a girl laughing at Forest Silk Friday night
and her mother's like, oh, she's single, and she's like, no,
I'm sad. I'm just fine being single. I go, put
your laughing your ass off. Yeah, I love laughing with you.
Your funny guy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I go.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
You know, this is my problem. Every website I go to,
or I have gone to in the past, the first
thing is, please have a sense of humor. I'm looking
for a funny guy. Please make me laugh. Not a problem.
So then you start thinking it's got to be me,
my eyes, my height, my weight.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I don't put anything in there about being political or religious.
You want to go to church, I'll have the coffee
ready when you got home.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, yeah, I like that. Let me.
Speaker 10 (26:49):
I want somebody who leads a healthy lifestyle like I do.
And somebody who wants to get married and have kids,
because that's really important to her.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Billboards have been up all September and while she hasn't
added on the.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Gym with you, I'm not going to church. I'm not
going to go to a democratic really.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
So it's been months.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
On any of the have some coffee and then get
my day going.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
What would what is it like on these apps? Because
I hear a lot of people say I don't I
don't have luck. Now I do know somebody, uh a
friend and I hang out.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
With from time to time, a lady friend. I think
she I think she was on.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It's like monthwhile police sprink sinc. It's like mugshots at
a police sprink sink.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No, who did it?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
They go, no, no, no, oh, this might be no.
You're just waiting for something to catch your eye, Okay,
you know, and then then read them bio right.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Do you recognize anybody on there? Like I have seen
a friend.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
If I get bored after I go on Tinder a
couple of times maybe once a year, yeah, but I
just swipe. Its kind of be nosy when I'm bored
at home. You know, February March is not much going on.
Super Bowl has already been done, so just just.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
To check out where things are. YEA, what if we
did a like a whole website for you and put
up a billboard campaign. I don't think it would do
any more headline.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I think I think somebody would spray Paig graffiti for
it within a day.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Well, she had an electronic billboard, so we have to
do the electronic Okay. So I saw her walking out
and it was kind of cute. I can't imagine what
this is costing. And by the way, she was engaged.
But her fiance died of a terminal illness, So I go,
I don't know if I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
What that means. But so she had somebody she you know,
let you know if she can't commit.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
You know what food decreases a woman's appetite by second? No,
what food decreases a woman's sex drive by ninety five percent?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Wedding cake? Do you do that at your wedding?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I did? I did it funny with the brides mother
who loved me. I did a wedding a couple of
weeks ago. This is the second one this year for
the whole family.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
M M.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
So I did her son in January, her daughter was
last month, this month, and then the third kid is
going to do a Destiny nature wedding. Are you going, Oh,
they're gonna fly me in all They're gonna fly you in,
fly me and put me up? I said, do you travel?
I'm like, I pointed my laptop. I go, that's all
I need. Where I'll plug into wherever I go. You
(29:21):
take care of airfare in the room I'm in.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Why not? Great family? Which? Okay, where do you know
where the destination? Mexico?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Right now they're talking about they're not engaged. Probably a
couple of years down there.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
But hey man, yeah, look at you. Yeah, have wedding,
will travel.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Why swipe left when you can ride shotgunun with Douggie Fresh.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I heard a bad joke to, uh, you know why
brides wear white?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Why did brides? Yes? But why so they matched the
fridge in the dishwasher? Terrible?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So I met in the wedding. I'm looking up jokes,
bride jokes. U as a bride's mother did a Friday
fighting with me? Okay, we joked about it all right,
So I think we got almost two thousand views too.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, look at that Uh, I had all your skills
and talents to put up on the billboard. Sure can
make a martini so smooth, you call me daddy.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I just bought expresso martini, say three alos.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I have yet to try, though, professional at fake listening
until it's my turn to talk.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm sorry? What was that? One? Exactly? Can last longer
than a whiskey neat, but only if you pace me.
I like it.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Girl asked me, said, can you give me forty five minutes?
I'm like, yeah, if they include four play in the
drive to your house.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
If you're looking for a man who will shake your cocktails,
drive you.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Wild, and still make it to brunch the next morning.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Dougs fresh zero zero drama with me?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Do you do you want somebody? Really? Because I think
if you wanted to, you'd have somebody. Do you like this?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I don't think I meet anybody in the bar situation really?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
But I mean do you in the places I don't
frequent anymore?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I just don't go out. Yeah, for a few reasons. Yeah,
but I I like, do you want somebody?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It would be it's nice to have somebody, you know,
nobody wants to be alone.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I see these girls.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I'm fine being I don't need any man, right, well,
you don't need a man, but isn't it nice to
talk to somebody every now and then?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yes, you can't not be horny.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
For the rest of your life unless you just you know,
I was in bed with a girl the other night.
I go, you mind if I use my toys? She
goes no, but she got pissed off on my tutue train.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Ran over it. Tit's what's wrong with that? It's comedy.
The world needs laughter. I know, I know more now
than ever. Doug, Oh my gosh, what Doug's got another one?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
You know what I think is gonna be booked the
next couple years. Talking about wedding is seven twenty seven
to twenty seven. That's gonna be a great day for
an anniversary.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
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McNair Janie McNair, and Robert is suing the NFL for
sixty million dollars. I mean the league orchestrated his removal
from family business roles because he asked tough questions about
(34:07):
high profile scandals involving players in team leadership. And of
course they had Deshaun Watson when those twenty two civil
cases came out. He was a Texan, yes, being right.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Is he even playing anymore? No?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
No, I don't think so. I think he's done, but
he's still getting paid. Unbelievab whatever happened there, but all.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
This money is going to ruin it for sports eventually,
I mean, and ruin it bad because it's going to
start leaking into high schools.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You know, he's ruining colleges.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
There's not going to be a a decade team or
something like that, or a three year team.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
But I guess you got to go.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
If you're being offered money, you know, you got to
pay your bills or some of the money is astronomical.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I mean, of course anders.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Is making one point two million dollars a year with
the endorsements from Colorado, but right now they're getting more
air time, which means advertising money, which gets to pay
your players. But that's not fair for everybody because if
you're you know, small Division one, you're not going to
get the same money, so you can't really board.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You can't compete, I mean, and that that's sort of
the problem is.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Not much of this is good.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
I'm starting interrupt. How much it is to go to
USC a year.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
A year, USC a year hanging on a second for
room board everything? Yeah one year, one year, you're probably
somewhere north of eighty thousand.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, yep, ninety thousand. My buddy lives out there.
Kids now going to Indiana who is five and old
football once the kids, I don't obviously I don't have
any kids, but when my friend's kids go to college,
I kind of root for those teams. Yeah sure, Yeah,
my friend is in Penn State who just lost last
night the white Out game. Now, the white Out game
is money money money. The parking seven hundred dollars a game,
(35:57):
the tickets obviously, the food and everything else goes in
just one game.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, they make it. They make a ton of money.
And what they try to do too, is when they
play the smaller schools, like these lower Division I schools.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
They do they paid.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, like I think Syracuse got paid to play Tennessee.
Like I think the school gets a million and a
half dollars, which then goes into the athletic department. Of
course it does, and that's supposedly, well, you know, helps
all the other sports.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Should The biggest thing is the insurance. If you get
hurt in football, you're carried off, you get an MRI.
They know what's wrong with you, and in a half
an hour, if you're in field hockey, which isn't obviously
as important, and you crack a knee, at least they
can that you might even get a knee replacement. While
you're in college under the umbrella of the school's insurance.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yep, that was my son had shoulder surgery on the
school because he was a member of the deferent team. Yeah,
your old album. Ona Wagner is now Division one.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
They were when I was there.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
They were football. I don't know about football. I thought
they were Division three, but.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Field mocke Division one basketball or Division one wrestling. I
don't know if the team is still there. The year
I went, they had just won the Division three national
championship and they ran Sports Illustrated. Yes, yeah, but that
was thirteen thousand. Back then, that was a private school,
and I nothing know about money and cost. Sure, I
didn't even think I was going to college, so I
(37:31):
started doing well wrestling.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was fifteen grand, thirteen grand, thirteen grand. That was
nineteen eighty eight. Okay, I paid more than that for
private school high school.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, for private high school that you went or your
kids my kid, Yeah, I paid more. Is it better
to send your kid to a private or now they
have charter schools, homeschool, public schools. I mean, there's options
out there.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I don't know that it's it depends on the kid. Yeah,
you got to know your kid. I have kids that
I don't think could handle that kind of demand of workload.
And then I had a kid who I go, absolutely,
I knew he could, and I didn't think it was
going to reach his potential in this in the public
(38:15):
school system. I just didn't because the public school system,
there's nothing wrong with it. I do think that it's
I think every teacher there has the best interest of
the students. But it can get hard because you're dealing
with a variety of intellectual levels in a mainstream classroom.
And I think that you know, you get a smart kid,
(38:36):
and you go, I didn't get my homework done, I
don't worry about it, get it to me by the
end of the week. And my thing was like, no,
that that not with this guy, because all of a sudden,
he's going to fall so far behind he's just not
going to carer And so mcwaid it was like, yeah, great,
but it's twenty points off, it's thirty points off.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
And that was a motivating factory.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
But it's not for everybody, right, And I wouldn't I
wouldn't say that, but there's one son of mine. I
was like, I want to give you the best I can.
So here's what I think it is for that was
that this this is interesting, this whole thing with the
Robert Carey or Robert McNair because the family fortune is
valued at seven point three.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Billion dollars seven point three billion.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
They own the Texans, and this guy even went so far.
I think he tried to have his mother and unsuccessfully
so declared legally incapacitated. She's in a wheelchair. She's the owner.
And instead of so the NFL when he started digging
in and questioning, like the Deshaun Watson punishment, other punishments,
(39:42):
they went to the carry or to the McNair family,
and they they pushed for a restructuring and he was out.
They wanted the family to restructure who was in charge
of the team and different stuff, and you know they
have the power.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, and do you own the team? Of course you do. Well, no,
I'm saying the NFL.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
The NFL came to them and go listen, your guy's
causing us too many problems. We want this quieted down.
So you need to do We're pushing for a family
restructuring if you want to continue to own a team
in this league.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
No, that's wrong. You're in the NFL. We cover everything.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, well, this guy, they're either going to fix the
problem maybe one chance, or we're going to fix it.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
He's off the team. You're out money, he said, Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Behind the scenes, they it was they had him restructure, right,
They orchestrated to remove them from the family business. After
he asked those tough questions involving players and team leadership.
And I go, man, should we start seeing the NFL
less like a sports league and more like almost a
shadow corporation that sees all this money?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh? You know what I mean money?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I mean the people are up in arms. Uh, make
billionaires pay their fair share of taxes. They got all
these loopholes. You can bet on the Buffalo bills right
off your Yes, where's all that money? There's five, six, seven,
eight different betting apps.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
And I mean, if you've ever seen the movie The Casino,
we win, the house never loses.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, I know, people who make You're right, I mean,
and the taxes to New York State gets off that.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Unbelievable. It's ridiculous that we're in this much debt still.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the state is, but man,
well they're running it back up.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
I mean when Cuomo was there and Biden all of
a sudden, six billion dollars, like, oh, you're all set
started as zero.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Really, I'd love to have that break.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
I got to do credit cards and then she just
take on another fifty five billion dollars into the budget.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Where here in New York State?
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, well I don't know if that. I mean, the
gambling stuff just keeps growing and growing. Right, So there's
that lotto. Now you've got jack pocket, you can bet,
you can do your lottery tickets.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, well I piss a lot of money away.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, but you like that. I do. It gives me
a sense of winning. You know.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
It's not like I'm taking your girlfriend out to do
Dougie Fresh. Heay in the house, baby, I miss you,
I love you all my listeners out there.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I'm back baby whoo for Dougie Fresh and all his
energy and analergies. Yes, I'm Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow.
I woke up in hotail, didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I turn a TV won't rule.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
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