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September 28, 2025 83 mins
Bill welcomes comedian, Uber driver, DJ bartender, and former strip club DJ Doug Phelps back to the Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast studio for another unfiltered, hilarious, and insightful conversation.

Wearing a patriotic shirt, Doug sparks a lively discussion about the Ryder Cup, Europe’s blowout of Team USA, and—more importantly—the rowdy fan behavior that stole the spotlight. From Rory McIlroy’s heated exchanges to Shane Lowry having a heckler thrown out, Bill and Doug debate whether golf is importing a football-style fan culture and if that’s good or bad for the sport.

The episode then takes a fun turn with Bill’s game Where Did It Happen?—a state-guessing showdown featuring bizarre headlines ranging from strange DoorDash requests to embezzlement scandals and even quirky love stories.

On the personal side, Doug opens up about being single, what his ideal date might look like (his answer shocks Bill), and whether he’d ever take Bill’s suggestion of a first-date idea or a billboard campaign to avoid dating apps. Doug also shares about his latest charity project, reflects on a difficult anniversary in his life, and joins Bill in breaking down a $60 million NFL lawsuit involving the Houston Texans’ ownership.

Of course, Doug can’t resist ribbing Bill for not having him on the podcast more often—will this episode change that? 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Calor a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio
in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your fought on,
Thanks for telling a friend.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Look who's here?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Whoa baby? I'm back with a vengeance. I'm ready to
kick it, wig it, leg it. You know what I'm saying,
rock out.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
With my cockow absolutely this Sunday.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I just got out of church. I'm feeling blessed. Renew
to church now.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Hello, I only want to think about that free wine.
I've been sending the best I can.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh my god, what have you been up to? Ducky
for man?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, last week I set up a threesome. Yeah yeah,
the two two girls didn't show, but I still had
a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Right, Doug's got his Ryder cup shirt on?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Is this turned into the most happy Gilmour esque event ever?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
You know what, I can't believe the stuff stuff being
yelled and I saved some on reals I found.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Our friend Rory, who is I believe has a house
in the area and is a member of okill Kill.
Was had some I mean they were heckling hard.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
He was, yeah, and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Backed off the teeth went over to screams, shut the
funk up.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
This is one of my things, and I had that video. Yeah.
You know, as we lower our standards as a race.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, as as the.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Human race, as a human race, we just letting things
go a little by This is what we have, in
my opinion. Now, back in the day forty years ago,
Arnold was Nicol Jack Nicholson. When Arnold, nobody said anything.
They're nice quiet. It was a game of gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, it was.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, this is frap classy. And not only that, I
looked this up last night. You are paying seven hundred
and fifty dollars a ticket.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's at the low end.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, not to mention the booze you're drinking all that
just to heckle somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
The corporate side of this, Like if you went for
the VIP I think it was forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I doubt they're heckling.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I Here's the thing is, I don't know, I almost
felt like it was it was encouraged by the PGA.
I know that they had etiquette signs up, but I
thought someone on a microphone introducing Rory started the chance.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Uh fuck you.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Rory the guy in the mic, and I think it
was a woman on a mic, and I think she
started the fuck you Rory.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I don't know if they're supposed to. Because the Ryder.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Cup, I mean, it's really about nationalism and pride, right,
it's Europe versus the United States.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's a big deal.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Was here in ninety five, remember the concord we do
in and it was a it was a whole big thing.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I was working at Kinney Shoes. We had girls coming
in from Johnny Walker with these smooth jackets on and
just picking out whatever, and you know, we're just here
to help. They flew us in and you know, the
Classic cat was really busy. They were jamming that. Uh
it really Yeah. I got to know the owner then
the owners at that time.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
But because it's not you're right, it's not typical golf behavior.
It's not typical Ryder Cup behavior. Like you could say
the Ryder Cup's not it's a little it's a little different.
Oliver Holt is the chief sports writer for the Daily Mail,
and he wrote out on the course with McElroy's group,
the abuse of him has crossed the line this morning,
vicious personal, thuggish edge to it. Now we could go, well,

(03:54):
that's the Brits they have. They have soccer hooligans, you
know what I mean. It's not like they're totally immune
to that kind of behavior either.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
So this was really bad.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
On the eighteenth, Green State troopers went into the stands
and broke up a fight between fans.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I did see somebody who was escorted after yelling at
one of the golfers. Well, no, that was something different though, No, no, no, it.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Was the same team. It was McElroy's partner. He got.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
One of the fans tossed Shane Lowry. He was they
were yelling because it was Lowry and McElroy. They were
somebody was hitting him with slurs, personal taunts, and he
pointed at somebody and had the person escorted out.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well I don't look here, here's there's a classy championship. Yes, obviously,
like you said, USA versus Europe, right, and they said
last night.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Even the players got into it a little bit.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yes, I saw that, and we can talk about that
in a second. But they said, you know, when you're channing,
and this is usually you're you're rooting on your team,
and there's nothing to root for the USA, so they're
not rooting them to get better, so instead they're.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Trying to fuck with the other guys they got, they got.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
And they said, that is just negativity. If you can,
if you can root on your team, the USA, that's
more hurting Europe. And that's in a fun way. You know,
you're trying to get them going. If they're not, you're
still USA. Now we're not winning, So now we're gonna
go after Europe and start saying slurs and try to
get under their skin because that's what we do. So

(05:33):
and it's just it's kind of sad in my opinion.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
So so you think that it crossed the line, like
the sports circus that the NFL has always.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Been a gentleman's sports, that football where you're getting drunk
if I ten in the morning going to the game,
you're rowdy, you know, and the Bills are the worst
everybody and they they say that, and it's true.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Now I went to the Bills game.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I didn't see one fight, I saw less security and
I think it's because everybody's got a phone, So if
you see something your phone's down, you're gonna get caught.
You know that woman in in Los Angeles she goes over,
she thought she had the ball, goes over, takes it
from the game, She gets filmed and everything, and she.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Loses her job. These guys are telling.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Us professional golfers to go fund themselves and know that's happening.
You know what, do you have to steal their golf
ball or anything?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You know? That's what I mean? Where you know? Uh?
What were we just so you don't think.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
This is exactly what the sports need needs to stay
relevant at all?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Golf does not need.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I think you need to be cheering on instead cheering
on your your team, You're you're trying to crush somebody else,
and that's that's not right.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I mean I wonder too if because Rory during a
fuck you Rory chant just pointed at the scoreboard. Yeah,
I mean he gets into it a little bit. Uh
do you think that this kind of like heckling? That's
a psychological warfare angle to this? Does it make But
let's say it's you who it's coming at. Do you

(07:03):
succumb to that or does it make you rise up?
There are guys who feed off that. Yes, like McElroy
seemed to feed off that, like he's like, well, yeah,
fuck you, fuck you, And I always you want to
be that way, but some days it's just not.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like, let's get this over with. I'm not enjoying myself. Okay,
you know this is not yeah fun. See, I would
always know I've done you for this.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I have a dumb way of looking at life. I
would think, ooh, I'm under their skin in a way.
If they're yelling fuck you, you know, fuck you, really,
I would be like ooh, and I'd be out there
and to me, it's like a playful app it would
be more of a playful atmosphere. I don't think it's
at all. Well, I think I think for some it was.

(07:48):
I think there were a few that didn't be You're right.
They had thirty police officers around Lowry and McElroy as
the tournament continuing.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
On and Americans kidting their ass kick yes and so.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Still are They're not gonna win today. I should call
them Marlboro because they are getting some moote.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
But I don't know, it's just It's it's like a
cultural mirror angle.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right. We do this in sports in America.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
But listen, I'll tell you, well, I stay at home
to watch my games because I found myself swearing too
much and getting loud, and I'm like, I can't.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Do this in front of people. I don't want to
do it in front people, so I don't go out
for the games anymore.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
You can't control that.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I want to yell, and I want to yell like
you guys, but do it at home. Yeah, I mean,
if you're standing at teav oh fuck you, Royal Hope was, well,
you're not hurting anybody. But if you're you're on national
TV acting like an idiot, they're not doing anything about it.
The accountability is still just being lowered.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
In the United States.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I would say that fandom kind of blurs into hostility
at times being a fan.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Right, And what is the line that you cross? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I mean, I'm saying fuck you, Bill. I mean, do
I have to be two feet in front of you
yelling at your face as well? Crossing the line when
I touch you when I go here. And here's where
I think it drogatory about your wife or kids, was there.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You go, that's it, that's that's it. And they did
do that. They started doing that. According to reports from
the Daily Mirror over in London. They those things were
being They did drag his wife into it, they did
drag his kids into it.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Gets shitty. How do you not think that's wrong or
even funny?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Because you're drinking. Because you're drinking, I don't know how
much you have to drink.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I don't know. It's okay. And I got to think
they tailgated before they went. It was great. I got
great tipsy.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Now.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I will say one thing. I saw one thing. I
think I saved it for you.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Rory and his friends or whoever was playing with.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
They were beating Shane up for being fat, but being fat,
saying fuck you those things I can play with. It
is when you start going to periphery old people, my ki,
it's my wife whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I wouldn't like that either. That would start to upset me. Rory.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Rory was there and he was buttoning his top button
and uh, some guy out, Rory, you don't need a
button that to choke.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
And that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, that was a
good one.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
You don't have to say.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, that's what I'm saying, like, keep it to the ball,
busting about you and and fuck use the line to me,
that's the line.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Right, always been Magic Gordon.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Well, just that that's the line. You know, that's not
cross there. That don't bring in my kids, my parents,
my home ever, that that seems wrong.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
In an interview afterwards, he says, you know, this is
the greatest country in the world and I live here,
my my wife is from here, and my my daughter's American,
and you know, most of the guys in the afterwards
interviews were just like, you know, it's it's competitiveness, kind
of just bobbing and weaving to get out of it.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, they seem to quiet down before the they teed off.
Not always though, I mean, I guess this is a
proof that it didn't.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
There was a video five am. People are lined up
rushing to their seats to.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Get I would make me laugh so hard if I
heard that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah,
But it was the guy screamed freedom.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah you didn't. They caught a lot of that out.
I had to really search for what was the trigger.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
There had to be a trigger for Rory to go
over because he's not with the crowd just yelling, you know,
almost unintelligible. You know, it gets so loud you can't
really say hear what they're saying. It's just the massive
roar of a crowd.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
And they have the big panels to when he goes up.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
They have the big battles.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
They have etiquette signs all around attendees. It said here
on the video boards around the grounds spectator etiquette.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
They were flashed.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Attendees consuming alcohol should do so in a responsible manner.
Overly intoxicated attendees will be removed from the premises. Yeah,
and this is where Golf Digests writer said he was
walking with a group and reported that the insults that
had been hurled that McElroy included comments about his wife, family, Pinehurst,
general U suck comments.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Shane got bombarded with Waite jokes. I'm sorry, it's funny.
Is this New York?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
If they had done this out, let's say, in Arizona,
would we have had the same atmosphere?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Is it a New York thing? It's best.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I think everybody, whoever, whoever can afford it, will fly
and stay wherever. Like you said, it's forty thousand dollars
yet Fox for the.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Vip sp I knew a bunch of guys from ok
Hill that got a private plane.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
They left it like five o'clock in the morning, flew down.
I know somebody's on that plane. Yeah. I stayed there.
I had to do and uh for the day and
then flew back. Maybe I could get him on the phone.
Oh yeah I could. Yeah, I should call.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I think Greg's going to the Bills game. Otherwise I
would call him because he and his son went down too.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
So uh yeah, I know runs a Monroe country club and.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
He went down with them. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
My buddy told me because the atmosphere was how cool
is that private plane?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah I didn't.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I don't know because they were walking out on the tarmac.
They had the red carpet out, but it looked like a.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Full sized jet. So I don't know if somebody just rented.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
There are some planes you can rent, like you can
get a rent.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
A private planes.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, no, no, I know is one way you can
rent the You can rent like a full jet. We
used to do it like charter flights, right, so you
just charter a flight. It's a full plane like a
commercial plane. You know the private jets that look really cool,
of the ones where you can lounge back and the
cocktails come and it's just you and a couple of
people on there.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's the kind of private plane I would like to have.
That's the kind of.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Pred with Bill on the side.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Maybe maybe yeah, something like yeah, all in good time
to Vegas. Yes, the sphere. Yes, that's a place. I've
never been in Vegas never.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, really no.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
And somebody just said Vegas. I don't think you can
handle it like you would get you know, and.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I someone would. Who was just telling me? Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
It might have been somebody was telling me that, like
the psychological stuff they do, it's so studied, like they
as the night goes on, they drop the temperature every
hour in a casino to keep it a little cooler,
to keep you awake, and they pump in oxygen. And
I don't know if this is true or not. I'm

(14:51):
forgetting who told me that? And I'm like, makes sense,
makes sense?

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I mean, you know how many oxygen tanks you would
have to see coming in the casino to pump it through?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Why?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Who knows what they like? I don't know what they have, right,
but it sounds. I mean they study all this stuff.
They study you know there there there's a whole whole
business just in keeping you awake and partying in Vegas.
I don't know if this was Vegas, if this was Vegas,
if this if the Ryder Cup was in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh yeah, craziness, I know.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And I wonder, look there, they already have hockey, they
have football trying to I think the Oakland A's are
going there. Yes, baseball, yeah, yeah, so it's all coming well.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
The only thing with Vegas is it'll never get back
to where it was. I mean, it was the only
casino in America, you know, besides City at one point.
So now you know, we have De Laga, we have
Seneca Falls or uh Seneca Nagra, Yeah, turning Stone. We
can see the same concert most of them at some
point of the year because they're on tour. Yeah, you know,
Rick Springfield, Pat Benatar, Jones, Jett, I mean, Paul McCartney

(15:59):
and Elton John and you two are gonna be playing there.
YouTube Players of the Sphere. Somebody just told me they're
not making enough money for the sphere, Yeah, and I
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Speaker 1 (16:09):
Have you seen these?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
At one point they're dropping foam apples and my blowing
leaves around for the tornado, and that looks really cool.
And my thing is, sooner or later, you're gonna have
Star Wars in there, Oh, Indiana Jones, all the Titanic.
Maybe they'll spray everybody with water, but you're gonna get
more people coming in for that experience.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think that's a pretty valid thing. Because I knew
somebody who was out in Vegas, our friend Peter, who
comes on and talks bills with us, and he went
to college with Danny. We all went to Fisher. I
was a little ahead of those guys, but he was
just in vague. He did a hit with me from
Vegas and they went to see the Wizard of OUs. Yeah,

(16:54):
and he sent me pictures and stuff. Did you say
it was cool? Or maybe they hadn't gone yet, but
they were planning to go, because I thought, I don't
know if I would want to do that. I knew
somebody who went and saw the Dead there.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
A couple of times, Dead and Company.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yes, me too, Yeah, And that looked incredible, Yeah, right,
looks incredible.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
It does I mean if a c DC was playing there,
but I don't think he holds enough people for AZYD
You know they played it. They sold out in a
Raiders stadium. That's why ac DC only played stadium tours.

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Speaker 4 (17:29):
It, oh my god, huh, it'll tell around you. I
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Speaker 2 (17:35):
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DO now i think.

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Speaker 2 (21:46):
Happen doug i'll give YOU, the us, the title the,
the headline and then You and i'll give you, some
choices and you tell me where you think.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
This.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Happened okay delivery app, driver, okay okay gets an order for, zip.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Ties bleach and. A hatchet where did? It happen where did?
It happen bleach and?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
A Hatchet texas Florida, Or Vermont texas Florida or?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Vermont? HATCHET uh.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I would have To, Say, Vermont, Yeah vermont, well bleach
hatchet and. ZIP tize i would think that you're gonna
zip TIE and i can. BE wrong i guess zip
tie branches together and cut down a tree and.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
The bleach to kill. The roots, oh okay, all right
that just comes in.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
My, mind okay here's where.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
IT happened a strange door dash order turned into the
discovery of a.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Hostage, situation, Okay see i'm way. Off sure that Is.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
In rochester this guy's delivered to a hotel and, he
goes this is. Fucked, up yes it is. Fucked up
and he went in and told, The, MANAGER hey i just.
Dropped off he dropped the, shit.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Off right maybe the guy looks sketchy you.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
CAME out i have, no idea but if you're dropping
off in a hotel and that these are. Misleading headline
you're not supposed to get. THESE right i just want
you to. Know that but here to Listen.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
More In, sweetwater today the delivery driver creuded as a
hero after following his instincts and a Learning police Now
a snyder man is. Behind Bars Kateeps mariah williams in
studio with. More, details mariah what can you? Tell Us.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Thanks jenny what was supposed to be just another delivery
and tip for DoorDash driver quickly turned into tipping off
police after the doordasher became weary of the. Item's day
we're asked to pick up when it says. Tell us
these items included, trash bags, zip, ties bleach a hatchet
and other, suspicious items. Please say the driver called in
the concerning order after delivering the items To The sweetwater

(23:58):
Inn On georgia avenue around eleven thirty. This morning upon
arrival to the, hotel room police found a hostage.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Was being delivered Items.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
With?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Uber Okay does uber, offer? That yes? They?

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Do OKAY so i didn't know what it was. At
first i'm here to pick something Up and i'm, like
package WHAT a?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I pick? It WAS actually.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I think a WEAVE that i had to take from
one hair gallery at another one. Was, documents uh and
they don't it doesn't pay. As Much but, i'm like
what's what's stopping a drug dealer or, somebody smoking, you
know growing weed to give it to me and give
it to. SOMEBODY else, I mean I'm the i'm the.
Next MULE so i don't do. THAT anymore i figured

(24:39):
out how to get it off my just.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
So you honestly it.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Worried, you, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
You know if the package shoots a loss of somewhere with?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
My cocaine? What cocaine well that's what? You're cocaine are you?
Kidding me who Were With? Bill moran that's taking taking?
Him long oh? My? God, yeah, wow yeah that.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Would packages you cannot request animals. SERVICE animals i guess
you can't refuse. Service animals they might fire you. For
that but if you're allergic to a dog, or cat
you can have plenty of those in.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
My car dogs. And. Cats, yeah yeah well you're you're an.
ANIMAL lover i am an. Animal lover my parents got,
a dog, they did they did get. That, dog yeah A.
Little dixie she.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Is such a life boost to. My, parents, really yeah
she is never more than four inches Away. From, kathy
oh here's a good story when you.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Hear this they let the.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Dog outside kathy went out and she tripped and she
fell and in grass or she heard.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Her ribs my dad was.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Taking shower kathy didn't have her cellphone at her, and
yelling and luckily My neighbor kristen came over and helped.
Her UP so i was right around the CORNER and
i was coming over, for something just to, say hi
because neighborhood and what's?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Going on can't they? Just phoneless?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
You know my dad's, all, worried like just put ice
on it twenty minutes on and keep doing that all.
Day LONG and, i go, You, KNOW dad i YOU
know I have i have a couple of walkers in.
My house would you?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Them oh we.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Have walkers, i'm, like well where the fuck? Are they
oh they're in. The basement.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I'm, just, like well the falls are what?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Scares you, because now look they don't want to use
they don't want to use, a walker but you're at
the age of stuff on.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Your feet they both have hip and knee and.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Right, replacements yeah so better be safe, THAN sorry, i
mean charging, you KNOW just i hear you're.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Home and the fall is. The, worst yeah a fall could, Be,
deadly yes you know that could be what what takes, you.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Out traumatizing your body as, you, know yeah, you know
and then the repair is just.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Not there no it.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Is not.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Back to.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
The, Headlines well i'm just thinking how lazy all this
impersonator falls downstairs trying to get his old Suit In, New,
York rock Mexico. OR washington i was feeling frisky and
wanted to give.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
A bird they how a criminal are you if you're ordering.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Stuff and not going and get?

Speaker 4 (27:10):
HOW smart i mean order three different things?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
For something?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
All right, retired cop former head of crime stoppers accused
of stealing. Reward money so this is where you call in.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
The, test.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah okay, retired cop former head of crime stoppers accused
of stealing Reward, Money, Oregon, Alabama, Georgia, alabama alabama would.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Be correct we're the win.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Looking into a new indictment against a former crime fighter
who's now an, accused criminal accused of taking reward money
meant to pay people for their tips to. Crime stoppers
This Is nate.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Nicholson's, mugshot now by, the way most people that are
probably given. The tip, I'm thinking, i'm thinking this guy
goes they're. A criminal how would they know most people
who were given a tip on a crime are probably
in that world and, just decide, FUCK this i need, that,
money right you KNOW what? I, MEAN yeah i can. Remain,

(28:13):
anonymous great so he's just figures. He's stealing he took
like twenty five.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
Thousand dollars he's A Retired huntsville police officer And crime.
Stoppers liaison he was indicted for allegedly taking money from
crime stoppers and using it for. Personal game you don't
know what he arrested.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
LAST night i think he took like twenty five returned
a dog a. Can, out no he just.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Instead they would get, the tip the crime would. Be
solved oh you couldn't give them, the money he'd pocket.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Them, himself OKAY and i kind of missing. It, somehow
yeah they.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
Found It allegations nicholson retired last year right around, this
time and after, he retired discrepancies were found in The crime. Stoppers,
account now once those, WERE found hpd handed this investigation
off To The Attorney, general's office who traced it all Back.
To Nicholson carrie straub is on The crime, stoppers board

(29:08):
and he couldn't say a lot about this. Ongoing, invent
well there.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
YOU go, i mean that's.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
The thing the ONLY thing i can think is it's
usually got to. Be people remember we used to do
The crime stoppers at the end of.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
This story THAT'S when vhs cameras are really, you know. Filming,
everything yeah, you know they cut down on crime for.
A while now you get. Your, phone yeah and these
guys are just walking around all day long with the.
Video came we can't get it away. From them my
father was one of. Those guys videotape everything.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
He, did yeah oh. How.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Fun, yeah well they were going through old videos that
they had transferred OVER to, cd discs, my graduation, my
sisters and they're just you can't imagine the amount of
people that. Are dead, i'm, LIKE yeah. I can it's forty,
years ago.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
You're. STILL here i can't. Imagine that that's kind.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Of, funny yeah, all right Well. Crime stoppers at the
end of the, news story, she, says uh and we
will continue to Air crime stoppers Here on.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Channel whatever it Was, In.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Huntsville alabama the what was the one They didn't america's.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Most, WANTED yeah, i mean if you had a you
could do That. IN rochester i think a smaller version
and maybe it might make people clean up if they
don't want to see their their FACE on tv or
right embarrass themselves or well done that with?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Didn't they at?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
ONE point i think Even in rochester they PUT up
i remember.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Seeing, it going, oh god it made me.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
So uncomfortable it was all the guys who were arrested
for soliciting a prostitute.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Years ago if there's one thing that should be legalized to, Do,
THAT no i just put them in a. Old, HOTEL well,
I Understand, ridge row just go there and give them a.
Liquor license they always trusted like the girls.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
For Prostitution but, i'm like it takes two here yes
to make. It work JOHN and.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I Thought THE john's i thought they put up a
billboard With the. JOHN'S mugshot i think you're, right then?
Didn't THEY and i remember seeing It as i'm Driving and,
i'm like, oh, gosh yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Number one, step forward that would be. The worst, oh
yeah you KNOW what.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I mean you're driving down four nine, To, Go, hey
hey wasn't that. Bobber, neighbor yeah, YOU know i mean that.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Would, be yeah that'd. Be interesting Talk.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
At thanksgiving the worst it's selling a billboard driving past
the airport and.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Somebody yeah, uh huh how? Was it how? Was it
how much?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
It costs and because, you people did you wear? A
rubber how much did? It cost what she look like?
Getting pictures and by, the way you're not baby sitting my.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Kids anymore they're.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Out, THERE boy i See him uber and.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
The, hookers yeah it's prime season. Right now it's warm weather.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Talking, about mailman, you know through rainer sleet. Of, SNOW wow,
i Know but I'LL still i. Never know they had
great personalities, that, really.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Uh some of Them MAY and, i, think like if
you could do it where you don't have to.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
BE outside I just i just picked one up the.
Other day she worked at. A, barrel yeah and so
what are? Your prices just how much do you think
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Is fifteen minutes?

Speaker 10 (32:24):
With?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
This? Yeah woman fifteen minutes one hundred and fifty dollars
dollars an hour? An, hour okay so for one hundred four.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Hundred yep that. WAS it i didn't do. THAT math
i just didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
DO it i didn't. Do IT when.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I see your tips please and have a really, BAD
day i didn't ask her that that was.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Your, tip yeah that was.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
My TIP then i did get a look at her, and.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Well see that that's.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Just it we're We're in rochester and you think it's of.
Rough LIFE but i do wonder if could You be,
let's say you're a. Single mom you got you got.
The phone as a matter, OF fact i know. IT'S
happening i know. It's happening there is a, single mom
a WOMAN that i had, heard about AND then i
was at a PARTY and i wound up just talking.

(33:17):
To HER and i don't know how she got my,
phone number but she sent me, a TEXT and I
knew i. Had, heard Hey she's she would tell her
friends this Is what, i'm DOING and i. Go over
and she has, a job but she would go over
during the day because her job let her out in
travel and she would hook up with guys and get

(33:39):
paid and she, would yeah but she would say it was,
so discreet but it was all through like so. It's
happening it's Like through instagram. Or whatever and she wrote
me and, think, going hey uh want me to? Come
over and hang out for a, little while like she's so.
Listening ME and i, was like oh, my GOD and
i call that person who told me.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
ABOUT her, i, go oh you gotta fucking.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
See this it freaked me Out because, i'm like she
would come over and who knows?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
How much well, here's one no charges.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Three HUNDRED when i was, at distillery This big, texas
guy you're coming with a new girl every week and they.
Were strippers and then she got my number something about
DJing in case she NEEDED a dj for a, private
party and, text, me, Uh hey i'm down in. My
luck do you want me to come over and hang
out for? AN hour i HAVE to i have to
pay my car. Insurance Bill and, i'm, like, oh well

(34:32):
how much is? Your bill and she says two Hundred
Dollars and, i'm, like oh you should probably start Walking
because i'm not gonna pay to your car. Insurance bill,
you know this girl was nothing to. Look at now
if she was. Chucky monkey.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Oh, yeah see this Is what, I'm, saying like, YOU
know i think if a woman like started to treat
it like.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
A business, Your yeah And what i'm saying is what, Sounds.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Terrible but this sort of gives you the power if
you keep yourself in, phenomenal shape.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
If you can find, the money and you can charge
the same as djsers get what you pay for four
hundred dollars. An hour in BETWEEN the i obered a
Girl from rochester Back. To buffalo she was a nice
court She. Was yeah the guy had two girls hurting
another ONE because i listened to her conversation a whole
way obviously in, the car and she, had drunk drank
so much. Sharrack blaka she was. So hammered thank god

(35:28):
the other girl. Was clean AND then i couldn't go
down ON until i. Was hammered and, uh.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah listen way she.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Goes sorry i'm, like yeah, And me, i'm, Like hey
i'm you know you say? Jip clubs, she SAID nothing
i had.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
In her, hang on, she says it's this an all.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Right, conversation no she, goes sorry, time like, of course
it's freedom.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Of speech who's she talking to one of? Her girlfriends
and freedom?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Of speech but it's in. Your car you could say
you know that that conversation makes. ME uncomfortable i don't
think you can say. THAT anymore i think.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
You can you can sure it's. Your car you can,
do that you can. Do whatever i'm A big, christian boy,
of course OF course.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
I would, be, like, no no, KEEP going i got A,
whole yeah is driving?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Right now the. Steering wheel, ALL right i got one more. For,
You okay well we'll take.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
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little unique little unique headline and it may be something
that you would want.

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all that right.

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Billman, Poison poison.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
No man it is all. Eighties, chicks oh it's it's
a it's a. Time traveling it's it's a, time machine that.
IS it i would love to, See, THAT yes i
would love to.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
See that most of the women are, over fifty, you
know right up. My alley tight, blue jeans. Black shirts
They're old poison shirts when You're In hoover driver seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Or whatever just. Rack out. That's so that's, you know
who's going back? On tour no.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Twisted, sister, really Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
D snyder you put on the makeup.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
AND everything i think they. Are now years ago they.
Stopped touring one of the guys was. Going deaf they
all won their. Separate Ways but diza obviously made a
living career on talk shows and doing his own.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Music thing. That's serious they're just going out for. The,
money well of course.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
They are he had a syndicated. Radio show yeah for,
a while like You run it at night. Or. Something
right the other guys got into. Other bands they're still. Doing,
music YEAH but.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I would go, see. Them.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
SISTER yeah i think it only knew like, one, song
yeah one. Or two but the it won't just. Be,
them yeah they'll Be, with poison Impassively rat and that's.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
A concert i'm. Telling you you have. Time machine oh,
my gosh.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
It's shark well you know what we? Call That what
charlotte in twenty? Twenty, five yes, All right doug one,
last headline.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
But this one we're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
To this THIS one i Want, TO uh i think
could really help. MAYBE you i don't know, What.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Nothing why? Did you why do you roll? Your, eyes
well this might.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Be helped i'm thinking it's something to do with a
blow up dollar.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Or something it IS not i have to do with
a blow.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Up doll the headline is bachelorette launches billboard campaign to
land mister bachelorette launches billboard campaign to.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Land missus right on.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
The, Billboards Uh, New York, New, York, Florida. California california
is that where? It, Happened yeah california is where. It
Happens is doug and, He's.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Right, lawrence well from billboards to potential, wedding Bells A
bay area woman is using a bold and very public
approach to try to. Find love and if you've been
driving on one on one From The south bay Up To,
san francisco.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Well you they know exactly what we're.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Talking About Confort michael thomas has the beginning of this potential.

Speaker 11 (41:34):
Love story when it comes, to love some people.

Speaker 10 (41:38):
Swipe right But One bay area Woman named lisa is
taking her sorch for a husband to new height Quite Literally.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Santa clara all the.

Speaker 11 (41:47):
Way To san francisco off one. OH one i just want.

Speaker 12 (41:50):
To, meet SOMEBODY and i was just not having any
luck any.

Speaker 10 (41:55):
Other way the Billboards showcase, Lisa's Face, mary lisa.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
And there, you think so you.

Speaker 11 (42:05):
Apply to be her.

Speaker 10 (42:05):
Future husband it spells out, her likes, her dislikes and
of course her.

Speaker 11 (42:09):
Non negotiables oh was there?

Speaker 12 (42:11):
Not negotiables, you know it's things, like, religion. Politics lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
My skills include taking out, the trash eating ass and
not letting your mother know.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Ding ding ding.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Ding ding.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
YOU know i had a girl laughing Uh At Forrest
silk friday night and her, mother's, like oh, she's single and, she's,
Like no I'm say i'm just fine. BEING single, i
go put your laughing your. Ass, OFF yeah i love laughing.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
With you your. FUNNY guy. I go, you know this is.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
My problem EVERY website i, go TO or i have
gone to in, the past the first, thing is please
have a sense. Of humor i'm looking for a. Funny
guy please make.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Me laugh not.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
A problem so then you start thinking it's gotta be me,
my eyes, my height.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
MY weight.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
DON'T know i.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Don't put anything on there about being political. Or religious
you want to go, To church i'll have the coffee
ready when you.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Go, HOME okay i. Like that.

Speaker 12 (43:07):
LET me i want somebody who leads a healthy LIFESTYLE like,
i do and somebody who wants to get married and,
have kids because that's something that's.

Speaker 10 (43:14):
Really important her billboards have been Up, all september and
while she hasn't measures not going.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
To church i'm not going to go to a, democratic
really so.

Speaker 11 (43:25):
It's been Months since i've been on.

Speaker 12 (43:26):
A date to talk to me on any of, the
apps have.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Some coffee and then get my.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Day going what would what is it like on? These
APPS because i hear a lot of PEOPLE say. I
don't i don't. Have LUCK now i do, know somebody
uh a FRIEND and i hang out.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
With from time, to time a. LADY friend i THINK
she i think she Was.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
On it's like a month while police Sprink, sinc huh
it's like mugshots at a police.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Sprink, sink no who?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Did it, they, go, no, no, no oh this might.
Be no you're just waiting for something to catch. Your,
eye okay, you know and then then read them, bio right.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Do you recognize anybody? On THERE like i have seen
a FRIEND.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
If i get BORED after i Go on tinder a couple,
of times maybe once. A, year YEAH but i. Just
swipe its kind of be Nosy when i'm boored. At home,
You Know february march is not much. Going Down super
bowl's already. Been done so just just where.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
THINGS, are yea what if we did a like a
whole website for you and put up a. BILLBOARD campaign
i don't think you would do.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
ANY headline I think i think somebody Would spray paig
graffiti for it within. A, day well.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
She had an, electronic billboard so we have to do The.
Electronic OKAY so i saw her walking out and it
was kind. OF cute i can't imagine what this. Is
costing and by, the way she. Was engaged but her
fiance died of a, terminal ILLNESS so, I go i
don't KNOW if i don't know what. That means but
so she had somebody she's, you know let you know

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if she.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Can't commit you know what food decreases a woman's appetite
By secon you know what food decreases a woman's sex
drive by ninety?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Five percent? Wedding cake do you do that at.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
YOUR wedding, I did, I did i did it funny
with the bribes mother who. LOVED me i did a
wedding a couple of. Weeks ago this is the second
one this year for the. Whole FAMILY so i did
her Son, in january her daughter was last month, this
month and then the third kid.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Is going to Do A destiny.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Nation wedding are, You, going oh they're gonna fly me
In all they're going to fly, you in fly me
and put?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
ME up, i said do? You travel, I'M like i pointed.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
MY laptop, i go THAT'S all i Need where i'll
plug INTO wherever. I go you take care of airfare
in The room.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I'm in? Why? Not yeah? Great family which? Is okay
where do you know where?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
The?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Destination mexico right now they're talking about they're. Not engaged
probably a couple of years down.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
The road but, hey, man yeah look. At, you yeah,
have wedding?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Will travel why shwipe left when you can ride Shotgunun With.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
DOUGGIE fresh i heard a bad.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Joke too you know why brides? Wear white.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Why? Did? Bride yes but? Why so they matched the
fridge in.

Speaker 10 (46:12):
The?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Dishwasher TERRIBLE so i mad in. The wedding i'm looking,
up jokes oh. Bride, jokes yeah because the bride's mother
Did a friday fighting. With, me okay we joked about it,
All RIGHT so i think we got almost two. Thousand
views too nice look.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
At, THAT uh i had all your skills and talents
to put up on. The billboard sure can make a martini,
so smooth you call. ME daddy i just bought expresso martini.
THREE aloves i have yet, to, try.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Though professional at fake listening until it's my turn. To talk,
i'm sorry what?

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Was?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
That?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
One exactly can last longer than a, whiskey neat but
only if you. PACE me i.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Like it girl, asked, me said can you give me forty?
Five minutes, i'm, like yeah if they include four play
in the drive to.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Your house.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
If you're looking for a man who will shake, your
cocktails drive, you wild.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
And still make it to brunch the, next morning.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Dougs douggy fresh zero zero drama.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
With me do you do you? Want?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Somebody REALLY because i think if you, wanted to you'd
have somebody.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
YOU like i DON'T think i meet anybody in the.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Bar, Situation, really YEAH but, i mean do you in
the in THE places i don't.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
FREQUENT anymore i just don't. Go, out yeah for a,
few REASONS BUT i, i like do you?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Want, somebody yeah it Would be it's nice to, have somebody,
you know nobody wants to.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
BE alone i see. These girls i'm FINE being i
don't need, any, man, right well you don't need, A
man but isn't it nice to talk to somebody every now.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
And, then yes you can't not be horny for the
rest of your life unless you just.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
YOU know i was in bed with a girl the.
OTHER night, i go you MIND if i use? My
toy she, goes no but she got pissed off on
my tutu train ran over. Her tits what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
With that. It's comedy the world, NEEDS laughter, I know
i know more now.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Than, Ever doug oh, my Gosh what doug's got? Another
one you KNOW what i think is going to be
booked in next. Couple years talking about wedding is seven
twenty seven to. Twenty seven that's gonna be a great
day for.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
An, anniversary oh seven twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Twenty, seven okay so is some as some of you
KNOW that i do a breast. Cancer fundraiser it's gonna be. Fifteen,
years yeah so, fifteen years fifteen years this year of the.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Bowling one the.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Bowling, ONE okay i. Added golf that's was six years of.
Doing both so it's gonna be a bowler Roll between Jefferson.
And winton, October eighteenth. Boleroll leans if you're, not bowling which, you're,
listening no and you want to come and have Fun.
By raffles it's between one thirty and four and if

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you'd like to send a little something, gift card send
It to Bill Fied Caroed doug phelps where one one
Zero Packet, landing yeah one four four five Zero, AND
eric i mean gave a shout out To From home
DEPOT because i went with a friend and a hangout
donation Letters and, i'm, Like Yeah I'm.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
DOUG phelps. I do, he, GOES yeah i know who?
You are how?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
You do, he, goes, Yeah, listen BILL if i, love you, come,
on yeah seriously look.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
At That.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Thanks derek i've heard from that. Story yet but what
they'll do they don't get. Product out they, will, say
okay go find fifty to seventy dollars worth of stuff
and then we just counted to.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
A penny SO but i can do.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
A lot with Fifty, dollars birdhouses beginner sets and now
it's nice is the kids that were bowling there at
eight and ten years old fifteen, years later now they're buying.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Me drinks so it's it's been a. Good ride that's a.
Good ride what is? It again october Eighteenth And bowler
roll Eighteenth And. Bowler roll find Me, On Facebook Doug.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Phelps phelps this is the time of year too that
a lot of friend friend requests pop Up and, I'M
like i don't know. THIS person i, don't Know so
i'm guessing it's with.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
The, cancer yeah the.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Fun, risk yeah, all right you don't think that people
are like coming out of their summer slumber and they.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Got like uh maybe maybe maybe wasn't. That popular maybe
a woman looking? For you yeah maybe you. Never know.
Sugar MAMA well i don't know about. Sugar mama but
why don't you put.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
My luck is between crackhore and seven eleven. Assistant manager that's.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Why THAT'S why. I dragged i just that's. Just me
that's just, You know oh. That's great can you make me?
A martini it's eight o'clock in. The, morning YEAH so
i gotta go to work in.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
An.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Hour yeah have you been? Seven? ELEVEN yeah i put
the hot dogs On. On, fridays, yes.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Poor doug but it's. Going well i've got, all right
we're gonna wrap all the. Baskets tomorrow oh that, sounds,
like yeah the. Wine, baskets yeah my friends are. Coming
Over kirkandana i've known for, forty years and.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
And what are they doing? Wrapping baskets THAT basket i.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Gave this so what you do is you get, shrink
wrap you carefully put, it in and then you take
it to a. Craft show, oh yeah in the BACK
and i head down to try IT once i think seven,
years ago and now she just. Does them oh she
loves it and It is it. Is fun so it
was just a down the store before it came over
and got a whole bunch of filler confetti stuff like that,
pink confetti so wine baskets and. Everything else and it

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has a handle on it gets trapped.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Out there, you go why don't you hire yourself out
to help people with? Their charity, you know. It's funny
one thing to DO that i don't have Time, for
yeah but you like. DOING it.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I do once you turn it into like, a business
let me help, you organize become an organizer for. Charity
events there's got to be, Something. There doug, i'm, saying
yeah and you might meet somebody maybe of quality WHO'S
not i mean just a little bit above.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
As sistant manager. Seven, eleven yeah just saying it. Could,
happen maybe. YOU know, i mean you're, worth that. AREN'T
you i. THINK so. I am i'm the best. Kept secret.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
You make, dirty martine, dirty martinis, devil leggs you make.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Deviled eggs dog dog, right there THAT'S what i. Gotta
find the chick That, loved yes.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
And, then uh and your, Dad's great oh yeah. He
is he's.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Doing well and, that DOG like, i say is.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
The GUTS and i think that's cute that they have. The.
Dog yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
And it doesn't bark. A, lot okay it just Sits
on kathy's lab all, day long never more than a few.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Inches. Away, okay yeah how old? Is dog we. Don't
know we.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Don't know my nephew brought it home from where he
was out riding his. Bike somewhere they take it to.
The vet they did IT didn't i have. A, chip
uh my sister Went through facebook lost and found pets
a couple of, different sites and uh talk to people
in the neighborhood and, they're, like well we think it's
the house in the house is either wrothel or. Drug

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house please keep. The, Dog Okay now i'm making to
tell you where my sister lives or a.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Drug house yeah around where your. Sister, lives yeah well look.
At this i'm, telling.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
YOU dude i think that there is a whole bunch of.
SUBURBAN brothels i think there's stuff. GOING on i think
the people Are using facebook. TO connect i told you
about that. One woman you've told me about other people
that you know that are actually, Out, SAYING hey i,
am this this isn't THAT these i think there's like
single moms make an EXTRA inc i.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
JUST do i may one hundred dollars. An hour, well,
maybe yeah but not not.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
ANYTHING that i don't know anybody in particular other than
the one person who did send me a text That.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Was god that was like over a. Year AGO but
i think that there's a.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Whole thing so when you say we think it's a
brothel in, that house it's probably a, nice, neighborhood. Right
unsuspecting nobody, really knows and nobody really wants to call
the police because you don't want that reputation for. Your
neighborhood and if, nothing's happening in, other words if, like
look if it's just people coming, and going no one's,
getting robbed.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Everything's fine it's no different than somebody coming over your
house and getting their nails done for forty five you
Know what i'm SAYING that i last forty.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Five minutes, No right but my point IS like i
don't KNOW that i would blow. Anybody in, no right.
You either If it's.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Hummer, For free i'm calling. The cops we're gonna make.
This work i'm gonna work into. My advantage it's. Always
ya you don't want to get involved with. THAT stuff
i don't think. You do and and again.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Getting back To The ryder cup, really quick being low key, Like,
that yeah you, Know what they're not. Bothering anybody AND
if i do do something, THAT is i could have
more ramifications.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Than, me yeah.

Speaker 11 (54:43):
You.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Know right So if i'm standing at you and You're
The ryder cup saying, for you, you know, to, say,
hey buddy can you just. Just, STOP yeah i didn't
pay seven undred fifty dollars. A year you swear.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Well that that's the other thing IS like i.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
DO think i do wonder if other, people again what
was the percentage of people yelling stuff?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
AT them i, don't know it.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Sounded loud i'm just talking about personal space and somebody
just like a nice calm line and they don't, like
confrontation and tell you what line are you? Gonna take,
you know in your neighborhood, as well right.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
In, your NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE i, i go if as long
as you're if you're keeping the house looking nice and,
everything's fine and you, know what there's people coming.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And going there's a kid across the street from my
house every now and then he plays. THE drums i mean,
he's practicing but they're. LOUD inside i can't. Hear him
BUT if i was right next door. A problem i,
always say you, Know WHAT i'm i work from one.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
To eight can you just? Practice send there's a there
are things you, Can DO like i have met.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
My neighbors i've walked across the street when they were
out and, you know at my mom's house And now,
i'm here. So introduced why is that funny the introduce
yourself to. Your neighbors it used to be the. Norm
way you could Just, GO doug i had no, shirt
ON and i know.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
YOU did? I? Did yeah what two.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Guys across the Street and I'M like i keep Coming and, i'm,
LIKE hey i was.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Fucked over he just working on. The garage my Name.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Is doug rory, and whoever and see you're. Cooking out
just want to. Introduce myself what do you have with
chicken and? Double eggs? This is This is, i'm, LIKE
really i make double.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Ed eggs my wife's got in.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
The baths, i'm like Well, Maybe, LEE yeah i haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Them, since hey get that get that. Beer belly so
you're and your. Golf clubs you go to the.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Radding club you? FA fuck.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I want to see where's the ring doorbell of you?
Coming over where's that video?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
OF you i have. NO idea i don't have a.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Ring DOORBELL no i know, you, don't right but. They
may That's what. I'm saying where's that ring?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Doorbell?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Going hey look at our new neighbor comes over looking
like a mini.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Polar bear you don't want to see.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
This twice, all right we'll take. A moment we are
recording this On. A Sunday, THE steelers, i believe have
won the. Game overseas THEY were i think it's like
twenty four. To six it Was the Steelers. And, vikings
yeah Against. The Vikings the.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Bills will be. Playing LATER but i will ask, This,
question sure, go.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Ahead buddy instead of just being a, sports league CAN
the nfl be more like a shadow. Corporate player i'm
gonna give you a story about the owners Of. The
texans there's some infighting in the family and one guy
from the family is now SUING the nfl for sixty. Million, dollars,

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Meet it you know what this, one is. Don't.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
You Yeah billy idol, cradle love robbing the cradles and
the old Term rob Never Seen billy. IDOL acouncer i. Did, once, yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah come back in the early Nineties in albany of
the what?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
WAS then i Believe The. Pepsi arena he's, got cartoons data.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Is great this album is nothing to white wedding And.
Rebel yell he's, got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Stuff man he's. Got stuff He's got he's. Still touring
see That's what twist's sister would Be With. Billy idol yeah.
It was billy Was With.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Joan, Jet Yeah joe jet tours. With everybody i've seen
her four or. Five times.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Good yeah so From where, i'm sitting SHE looks i
bet here she's like eighty seven. Or, Something yeah like
she's like three, foot nothing that's a lot of fantasies.
RIGHT there i have the wheels are turning upstairs constantly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
For you, oh yeah what do, you mean what's? Going
on what do?

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
GOT like i think one of.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
The wheels turn, it on trying to get your. Brain
motivated work the most powerful muscle in. Your, body yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
What's that you? Love, muscle yeah that's what. It is
how to use my love?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Love? Muscle yeah you can turn this song on it then?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Yeah uh robert.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Carry McNair junior is the Son Of houston Texas owner,
Janis McNair, janice McNair and robert is SUING the nfl
for sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Million, dollars million claiming the league.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Orchestrated his removal from family business roles because he asked
tough questions about high profile scandals involving players in. Team
leadership and of course They Had deshaun watson when those
twenty two civil cases. Came out he Was, a, texan yes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Being right is he even? Playing? Anymore, NO no i don't.
THINK so i think, he's done but he's still.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Getting paid he Signed, unbelievab yeah whatever, happened there but all.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
This money is going to ruin it for, SPORTS eventually,
i mean and ruin it bad because it's going to
start leaking into, high schools.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
You, know yeah he's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Ruining colleges there's not going to be a a decade
team or something, like that or a three.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Year TEAM but i guess you got.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
To go if you're being, offered money, you know you
got to pay your bills or some of the money.
IS astronomical, i Mean course sanders is making one point
two million dollars a year with the Endorsements. From colorado
but right now they're getting, more airtime which means, advertising
money which gets to pay. Your players but that's not
fair for everybody because if you're, you Know small, division

(01:02:18):
one you're not going to get the, same money so
you can't really do, it board you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
CAN'T compete, i mean and that that's sort of the
problem is not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
How much it. Is good i'm.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Starting interrupt how much it is to GO to usc,
a year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
A year usc a year hanging on a second for room.
Board everything yeah, one year, one year you're probably somewhere
north of.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Eighty, thousand, yeah, yeah yep. Ninety thousand my buddy lives.
Out there kids now Going to indiana who is five
and old football once. THE kids i DON'T obviously i
don't have, any kids but when my friend's kids go,
to college.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
That kind of root for. Those, teams, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Sure yeah my friend Is In penn state who just
lost last night the. Whiteout, game now The white out game, is, money.
Money money the parking seven hundred dollars, a game the,
tickets obviously the food and everything else goes in just. One,
game yeah they. Make it they make a ton.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Of money and what they try to, do too is
when they play the, smaller schools like These LOWER division, i.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Schools they do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
They, pay, Yeah YEAH like I think syracuse got paid To.
Play TENNESSEE like i think the school gets a million
and a, half dollars which then goes into the. Athletic
department of course. It does and, that's, supposedly well, you
know helps all the. OTHER sports i don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
It should the biggest thing is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
The insurance if you get hurt, in football you're, carried
off you GOT, an mri they know what's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
With you and a half. An hour if you're in, field.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Hockey which isn't obviously, as important and you crack a
knee at least they can that you might even get
a knee replacement while you're in college under the umbrella
of the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
School insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yes, exactly yep that was my son had shoulder surgery
on the school because he was a member of. The
team h your. Old Album ona wagner Is now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Division one they WERE when i. Was there they.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
WERE football i don't know. ABOUT football i thought They were,
division three but field hockey. Their number division one Basketball
and division. ONE wrestling i don't know if the team is.
Still there THE year, i went they had just Won
the division three national championship and They Ran.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Sports, illustrated, yes yeah but that was. Thirteen thousand, back
then that was a, private SCHOOL and i had nothing
know about money. And, COST sure i didn't EVEN think
i was going, to COLLEGE so i started doing. Well
wrestling it was, fifteen grand, thirteen grand. Thirteen grand that
was nineteen. Eighty, EIGHT okay i paid more than that
for private school.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
High, school yeah for private high school that you went
or your kids, My, KID yeah i.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Paid more is it better to send your kid to
a Private or now they have, charter, schools homeschool. PUBLIC schools,
i mean there's options. OUT there i don't. Know that
it's it depends on. The kid you got to know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
YOUR kid i have KIDS that i don't think could
handle that kind of demand, of workload AND then i
had a KID who, i, GO absolutely i knew, he
COULD and i didn't think it was going to reach
his potential in the public. SCHOOL system i just didn't
because the public. School system there's nothing wrong. WITH it

(01:05:30):
i do think THAT it's i think every teacher there
has the best interest of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
The students but it can get hard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Because you're dealing with a variety of intellectual levels in
a in a, mainstream CLASSROOM and i think that, you
know you get a smart kid and, YOU go i
didn't get my, HOMEWORK done i don't worry, about it
get it to me by the end of. The week
and my thing, was, like no that that not with,
this guy because all of, a sudden he's going to

(01:05:58):
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so mcuaid it, was, like, yeah great but it's twenty,
points off it's thirty, points off and that was a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Motivating factory but. It's not it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
For EVERYBODY and I wouldn't i wouldn't, say that but
there's one son. OF mine i, WAS like i want
to give you THE best. I can so HERE'S what
i think.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
It is for that was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
That this this, is interesting this whole thing With The
robert Carey or robert McNair because the family fortune is
valued at seven point three billion.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Dollars seven point. Three billion they.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Owned, the texans and this guy even went. SO far
i think he tried to have his mother and unsuccessfully
so declared. Legally incapacitated she's in. A wheelchair she's. The
owner and instead of SO the nfl when he started
digging in, and questioning Like The deshaun, watson punishment, other

(01:06:51):
punishments they went to the carry or to the, McNair
family and they they pushed for a restructuring and he.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Was out they wanted the family.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
To restructure who was in charge of the team and,
different stuff and you know they have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
The, power yeah and you own, the team of course.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Do, Well no i'm SAYING.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
The NFL the nfl came to them and, go listen
your guy's causing us too. Many problems we want this.
Quieted down so you need To do we're pushing for a.
Family restructuring if you want to continue to own a
team in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
This, league no. That's wrong you're IN. The nfl we.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Cover, everything, yeah well, this guy they're.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Either going to fix the problem maybe, one chance or
we're going to. Fix it he's off. The team you're,
out money, he said.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Uh yeah behind, the scenes they it was they had, him.
Restructure right they orchestrated to remove him from the family
business after he asked those tough questions involving players and.
Team LEADERSHIP and, i, go man should we start SEEING
the nfl less like a sports league and more like
almost a shadow corporation that sees all?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
This, money yoh you KNOW what. I mean i. MEAN
money i.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Mean the people are up in arms make billionaires pay
their fair share. Of taxes they got all. These loopholes
you can bet On the buffalo bills right off. Your,
phone yes where's all? That money, there's, five, six seven
eight different. Betting. Apps YEAH and, i mean if you've
ever seen The Movie, the casino, we win the house.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Never, LOSES.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Yeah, i know people Who make, YOU'RE right, i mean
and the Taxes To New york state gets off.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
That unbelievable it's ridiculous that work in this much. Debt, still,
YEAH yeah i don't know what the, state is, but man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Well they're running it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
BACK up i Mean when cuomo was There and biden
all of a sudden six billion, dollars, like oh you're
all set started.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
As, Zero really i'd love to have.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
THAT break i got to do credit cards and then
she just take on another fifty five billion dollars into
the budget.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Where Here In New?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
York, state YEAH well i don't know if. That mean
the gambling stuff just keeps growing. And, Growing right so there's.
That lotto now you've got, jack pocket you, can bet
you can do your lottery tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
TO gamble i piss a lot of. Money, away yeah
but you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
LIKE that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
I do it gives me a sense. Of, winning yeah,
you know it's Not like i'm taking a girlfriend out
to dinner, or anything or buy a new school clothes for.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
My kids that'd be a sense. Of winning if you
took a girl out, to dinner she was blowing me
on the Way, to no don't You know That's What
i'm how do you? Filled up would that be winning?
For you gambling and? Winning?

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Big no having like getting a nice like what would
be an ideal day date? For you day with. A
chick you got, all day twenty four. Hour long what would?

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
YOU do, i, WOULD honestly i think just sitting with
another couple and playing ukre, and drinking having, good conversation,
good Cards whether i'm winning or losing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
AT cards i love, playing, CARDS okay i. Always have
so you would want to take a woman who could play? You,
gurl yeah and just hang out for.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
The day, All, right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Doug we need to we need a fourth. Your partner
you're gonna be me friends? Lining up Mark and tammy they're. Lining, up,
yeah right. That's WHAT but, i.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Mean like you, wouldn't, go, like hey why don't we?
GO down i think.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
It's ago we gamble a, little bit then we're gonna,
have dinner and then we're gonna go see, a show well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Two.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Or three because if you're at, the table or unless
you're playing slot side, by side you're you're concentrating on.
Something else you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Reacting talking so, we're cards, you're talking, you're, Talking right
but if you had dinner, and stuff or maybe you
get to see how the, person reacts maybe in slightly.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Stressful, situations right if you lose a, little money you
get a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Little uncomfortable maybe give her a little money, to gamble
you KNOW what, i mean.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Unless she's uh blow me on the way to. The
RESTAURANT what i.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
DON'T know i won't come by the last side of
the bed of, that well what's wrong with that headside of?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
THE bed i don't know what's the? BAD head i.
DON'T know i.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Guess behead of a different of a different that's a,
UH yeah i JUST because, i, THINK like i.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
DON'T know i don't know how to go on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
A date oh, MY gosh i don't remember. Last time maybe.
Going abods yeah in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
The, summer. Yeah okay, they.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Say don't go to, a movie don't go to eat,
first date because you don't know table manners and if
she's spilling food all over herself or just plowing through it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
And you can't get you work up. To that you have,
little dates you, have coffee you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Have, drinks yeah, you know, she's, slappy drunk she do
a shot after shot. After shot that's not gonna work, For,
me no, but no but, you know like a good
her phone all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
The time Good. Buzz.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
YEAH yeah i tried to get buzzy the other DAY
and i JUST couldn't i went home, And like i'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Start, drinking yeah why this sounds sad? To me what's?
Going on YOU just? I gotcha? All right see YOU got.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
I HAVEN'T been i haven't had a nice drunk, buzz laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Yeah night so you're just gonna do this? By, YOURSELF
well i WAS just.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
I was ready to. Uber somewhere let me SEE if
i can get a buzz on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Show, up buzz show up buzz, you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Know, Anybody else i'm gonna keep it party, Going right and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Just happened. YOU know i don't know if it's AGE
or i think. It's, MINDSET yeah i think.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
It's MINE so i might just go home and start.
Drinking today, right now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
COME over i have a lot to. Do today then
you should really.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Come, OVER no i have, a Laundry and i'm doing.
Laundry now it's in.

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
The.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
DRAGON yeah i got, Meal prep i've got. Podcast. Stuff,
YEAH oh i was gonna bring a Bag. OF cheetos i.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
FUCKING forgot i knew there. WAS something i was gonna
bring you a Bag.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Of cheetos there's a bag of cheetos. AT home i bet.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
There is, you know EVERY time i go to. SEVEN
eleven i have those Bag of CHEETOS when i see.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
My girlfriends she used to be a crack where she's
working her.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Way, out, No man i've been trying to shed a. Few,
pounds yeah and the big thing for me is eating late. At,
night YES so i have stopped doing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
That and i'm down probably about seven pounds about. A
week so that got it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
To, lose huh you have it. To lose you have
seven pounds. To, lose, yeah yeah tell me when it's. Thirty, Seven,
No no i'd be. Really Proud oh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
I'm Not and i'm just Saying that i'm not, eating
cheetos is, my POINT because i would like to get to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Thirty seven he, took That and I'M and i plan to.
DO it i have there's you, Have goals you have
things in the future That, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
YEAH yes i have, a lot a lot OF things
i know, you do and it's all Going pretty i'm
glad to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Be.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Back yeah so you forget, About me no letter about
do you? Get, hurt well why do YOU think i
was drinking heavy The other I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
On facebook i'm seeing everybody on there talking laughing about where,
YOU know I just i Know my tuesdays got taken
away and, for something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
AND then i just, You know tuesdays didn't get. Taken
away you're gonna Be. On. Saturday now i'm BUSY as.
I right my schedule has gotten a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Little wonky and so THIS week i don't even know
because NEXT week i have to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Go down it's MY father's, i think our final. Farewell
farewell how many of These, have.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
No we just did the one it made and then
there was a lot of people who couldn't make, it
there and so we thought we would have a. Memorial
service i'm more of a kind of a party around
what would have been his eightieth birthday down In The
hudson valley where he lived most of, his life had

(01:14:38):
worked and all. That stuff so work people want to, day.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Trip, right yeah day and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
A half yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
About that have a service high everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Go, out well we're on A we it's become a.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Whole Thing yeahs our funerals becoming like, women's BIRTHDAYS where i,
you know it's, my birthday we're Partying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
On, friday oh it's my. Birthday weekend now it's my. Birthday,
month hey today we're going to. The funeral now it's a.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Funeral weekend now it's another, funeral now so We're celebrating
bob the whole Month of february and right to just.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Keep going we weren't close to not, doing it and
then we thought because we had cousins who were halfway
across the country and they wanted. To come so they
said once they really confirmed they, were coming and, we decided,
all right let's do it because we'll renew those.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Absolus and things.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Like that so but this is a three hour dinner
cruise on the huts and, oh, okay yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
So you're gonna be. CATCHING up i mean sadly. Enough That.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Uh so one of the things that bring people together
to see is a is. A funeral i MEAN nobody's
i can't, say nobody but, nobody's, Like hey i'm my year.
Yearly party yeah is. COMING up i know people that have.
Dropped him my one buddy. Got divorced he always Did
A labor. Day party another guy did Fourth. Of july
and they're they're. Cutting back they've done it for so.

(01:15:55):
Many years, they're like you, know what why Don't we
why don't we just invite a few people and let
somebody else take.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
The reins.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
That's nice the my sister put all this together and
uh has really worked her ass off to to make.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
It nice, and, so, uh well we will.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
DO that i have SOME calls i got to make
later today and plan it all up So next so
we won't be together.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Next center that's. Far Said so i'm saying we're not
gonna be together.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Till, uh well maybe There's a sunday or something we.
Could do MAYBE maybe i have a wedding. NEXT week
i have a wedding the weekend. After uh and it's
you know who. It IS it's i don't know who.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
It Is rob.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Walton's daughter the guy that made the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Oh the guy made they all These old bill's coasters
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
The coasters. That's awesome so his daughter's. GETTING married i
was the thought. Of, me now his wife Wanted to
he wanted me to BE his dj for. His wedding
but once his fiancee HEARD THAT i dj the, strip club,
she yeah why.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Just the thought.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Of it she went with, somebody else and he thought,
my introductions, you know. Were cool so AND then i
met with his daughter and her fiance and, you know
made sure they know and they. Didn't care they, didn't care,
you know the INTRODUCTIONS like i. Do here, i'm like
that's what. You're, getting well they're all gonna play DJ's
are all gonna play the, same music but in the

(01:17:18):
order of where, they're played. You know seeing if older
people are bobbing their head to get them on the.
Dance floor generally older people want, to dance right they'
at a wedding and the younger kids from being in,
the nineties they just want to sit there and hold
their drink and then they will get out once they
get a nice little buzz on and then depending on
how many in, The wedding like THE wedding i just
did was eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Ninety people did you do you see yourself as kind
of the The energy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Do you Understand what, I'm saying like.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
You got to the heartbeat Of, the yeah THAT'S what.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
I mean like you the music. A, atmosphere uh some
weddings can, become tense family, and stuff and you got
to be Able.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
To well the father DAUGHTER dance i just did Was
The godfather waltz from the MOVIE and i couldn't. Download
it was. On YouTube she has sent it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
To me it was.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
ALL cute I had i all queued UP when i,
get THERE and i was a couple, hours early AND
so i go to play it and it gives a
split second of a commercial and they just taken their
first step on the dance floor and turned around looking
at me like and, they said just. Started over and
the father came up, to me, he goes if that
was the, only glitch? You know and you, know what,
sure enough after that three minutes of them waltzing and spinning,

(01:18:31):
around slowly it was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Really nice.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Nobody, remembered yeah, you know you think everything is the
end of the world, right there and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
It's, not no, you, Know. NO yeah i watched a
weather GUY on tv. Last, night yeah local guy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Couldn't say he's trying to talk about the hurricanes that
are going to be possibly coming Up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
The east coast. This week.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
This poor motherfucker's not there and he can't say the name.
Of it, and finally, young kid he just looked that
the CAMERAON goes i forgot, the name and it made
me laugh because he's stumbling and he's it's stuttering, and
STAMMERING and, i go that's gonna eat that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Kid FOREVER and i wish just to take it as
a step along. The, Way yeah i'll learn about, learning process.
That's all it is the same thing there next time
downloading You.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Should Yeah you're he'll be learning the rest of, your
life whether, you think whether you think sort, or not
how to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Do things.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
So you got, The deed so you got, THE weddings
i got, to weddings and then you got your breast
cancer Bowl on.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
October eighteens is that? All? Full, yes okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
You KNOW what i have said this seven eight years
in a row where all the teams are full and
then at the last minute.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Somebody pops before somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Drops, out yeah we're not gonna make it that last
year five teams just didn't show up what. They paid
they did. Not pay so and, people, say oh you
gotta get the money. Up front it's. More money so
it's twenty five dollars. A pay so you give me
your twenty five dollars and you don't, SHOW up i
get twenty. Five dollars but if you do, show up
then you're paying. Sixty dollars raffles one hundred dollars or,

(01:20:10):
you know another sixty the. Grand prize so each person
averages out to be about one hundred and twenty to two.
Hundred dollars so if they don't, shout up then that.
Really hurts, and plus you gave me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
YOUR commitment i don't want to be a Money hungry
give me, your money give me, your money give.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
You money all these people and you know what? Last,
year no last year was two weeks after my. Mother
died at, That point, i'm like let's just get. THIS
over i hadn't, TOLD anybody i hadn't put It. On
facebook my.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Crew knew why didn't you say anything for?

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Two WEEKS because i didn't want two hundred people in
my breast cancer bol saying here's, my money sorry about,
your mom here's, my money sorry about.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Your mom, I'M like i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Want that it was a private funeral and most of
the people didn't know. My, Mom, right okay so there's
a time and. Place where so it's coming up on
the anniversary of our. Phone, call yes for those of
you who, don't know my mother. PASSED away i was
at her house the very next Day and i'm looking
at my Phone And bill moran, is RINGING and i

(01:21:09):
just gently put my put my thumb. ON it i
must have hit the accept BUTTON and. I, WONDER oh
i really don't want to. Take THIS and, i hear
what what do you want to?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Tell? Me what you fuck a?

Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
Fan?

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Chick right she?

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Was?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
BIG right, I, go bill how big? Was she she? Was,
disgusting right you're rolling in. A bed you went out
and got drunk? Last? NIGHT huh, I, go bill? How big?
Come on? Tell me? Tell me I'm, like bill, he
GOES what? I got my mother.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
DIED yesterday i AM so, i know, it's okay. It's
okay somebody asked me at the marlot the, other day
how's your?

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Mom?

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Doing OH and, i go she? Passed away and the,
wife said don't? You remember but he's not gonna remember
that one. Little thing and it's not. Being right it's
Not like i'm on a on a golf course and your,
mom died missed the pot or something.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Like that, all right we, will uh we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Close out it, looks, like uh they came Roaring, back
minnesota but it looks like they're. GONNA lose I Think
carson wentz was just.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
We went To the bills game last week Against, the
dolphins and it was a. Great, time yeah my niece.
Got engaged they went to they Were In New, york
city took pictures and, then uh he told told me on,
the way, and uh gentlemen asked my best friend for
his permission while they were, up here, and uh there's

(01:22:31):
no date for, the wedding but we'll.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
See. CONGRATULATIONS yeah i think that's. Pretty, nice yeah he's a. Good,
guy nice. Pretty Nice, Doggie, FRESH baby i. MISS you
i love you all my listeners. Out there i'm, back
baby Who For dougie fresh and all his energy? And,
Allergies Yes I'm. Bill moran we'll see. YOU tomorrow i

(01:23:00):
woke up, in hotels didn't know.

Speaker 12 (01:23:02):
What, to do and TURN a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Tv ON rulle a letter to you
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