Sweaty Dates, Skin Cancer Scares & Football Talk

Bill is back in the studio with Dan for another wild ride on Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast! The guys kick things off by recapping their night at the BTB Music Fest featuring The Highway Boys and The M-80s. Bill pulled a move at the festival that caught Dan’s attention—and kept him from leaving just to see what would happen next.

As the night turned into day, Bill ended up on a date that left him sweaty, embarrassed, but surprisingly successful! Dan shares one of his own first-date stories after his divorce, and you’ll have to decide: are you more like Bill or Dan?

The conversation takes some unexpected turns—from a creative (and questionable) idea on avoiding a DWI, to a viral concert video Bill’s son captured of an unruly fan at BTB that was picked up by Roc Gone Mad. Things get personal when Bill recalls his own battle with skin cancer, connecting it to Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott’s careful sun-prep routine featured on HBO’s Hard Knocks. Bill admits why he often forgets sunscreen and why married guys might just live longer.

Of course, no episode is complete without football talk! Bill and Dan give their takes on the Cleveland Browns quarterback situation and reflect on the career and toughness of former Bills QB—and now Jets backup—Tyrod Taylor.

From sweaty dates to serious health talks to gridiron debates, this episode has it all. Enjoy the laughs, stories, and classic Billified banter!


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Speaker 2 (01:44):
Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pun on, Thanks
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Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's how we spread the word about the pirate shit.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Danny, longtime no.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
See yeah, I know right what twelve hours, Yeah, we'll worry.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Last night a.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Not even not even well.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, the BTV show that I thought it was great.
Oh Man matt Ree's put on the Party of the Year.
I believe it was perfect in every sense. If you
wanted food, they had it. If you wanted drinks they had.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Music tables VIP. If you just want to hang on
and have a good they had it all. It was perfect.
I ate pretty much an entire entire peece I no,
we can't go yet. Why I want to see Billy
eats this whole pizza by himself?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I did. I gave somebody ate a piece? Did you
eat a piece? No, somebody had a piece.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
So you didn't need the entire pizza. I had to
be Kevin.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
There was just one piece.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't know if it was Kevin. Maybe I got
there a little too late on a pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
There was there was a somebody. I think somebody ate
a piece, which was fine. I was offering, and then
there was a piece left. And I did not touch
that piece.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay, I can tell you who it wasn't. It wasn't me,
It wasn't my wife, It wasn't Randy Flucker. I don't
think it was Kevin. It wasn't Mark Killman.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It was Kevin. Wasn't because you know, well, you guys
were sitting there. Yeah, I did. I offered a piece
of pizza.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I mean you were literally sitting right on top of
the stove oven, the pizza oven.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
So I mean pretty bad. It was bad?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Why was it bad?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I paid the price, but I.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Told Beth, I go, hey, I want to stick around
and see if Billy eats this, and Randy Flucker, I said,
you think Bills can eat this? Who pizza? I want
to see you can eat this whole pizza.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I just felt like.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I saw there was one skinny piece, like I said,
like somebody took one piece of cut in half just
in case, Hey, anybody wants some pizza?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I thought. I offered everybody. I did you know you
did all? Right?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
You guys wanted something like we we already ate yeah,
like individually. So by the way they brought the food outside.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
If you wanted it and served it, they did it all.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
They did it all. Matt did a heck of a job.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I was.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So embarrassing, embarrassing about what will eating an entire pizza?
And I was doing it because some people were telling
me that I had too many Miller lights and I
needed to so I was like, I'm done drinking.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Was it because the guinness is too heavy for a
summer night out?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, I'll tell you why. Okay, I'll tell you why.
So this is so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
It couldn't be nearly as embarrassing as some of the
people we were with last night. What do you mean
I want we got some thirsty people on our shows.
And I don't mean alcohol.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
What does that mean? I think they like attention. Oh,
of course, of course they do. They're on the show.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
We all like these things were talking to you.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, they're ego magnets. Okay, who was putting on the show?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, I think they were. I'm got to say, any.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Dames, you better be careful.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Nobody in the regular rotation. Let's put it that way, right, Okay.
Actually I was kind of impressed by some people. They
were they were relatively calm. There are a couple of
people who were like, you know, like, you know, just
try to put on a show.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Let's put it that way. Okaybe auditioning for some stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
But but what was your embarrassing story?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
The embarrassing story is that I have been seeing someone.
You you met the person. It's not embarrassing. It's not embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Like, what's embarrassed about that?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I have two embarrassing situations. Okay, so I give them
both to you.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, sure, well, show it's billified.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
She said, Uh, you know, if you switched to light beer,
I bet you dropped like twenty.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Pous you know what you know? What about ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
By the way, let me just say because it wasn't
meant like you're a fat fuck at least, I don't
think it was a health tip. It was he It
was just like, because I say, I really want to
lose weight, and she's like, look for guys, it's easy,
Like you switch, you stop, She goes, I fucking hate
people who drink soda, And then they stopped drinking soda
and they dropped twenty pounds.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
So Weight Watchers when they rebranded as WW. Yeah, about
ten years ago, they tried pushing it toward men. And
when they pushed it towards men, in the commercial, they
showed these hipsters with the glasses and the beards going,
I switched to beer and I dropped X amount of pounds.
I look better than you now, guy, right, yeah, well

(06:06):
she's right.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
So but I drank a bucket because.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You don't order guinness and buckets.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, somebody came out and handed me a guinness and
I said I was gonna drink light beer.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
And I was doing it for two reasons. One is
I didn't want to drink a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I had to drive, and that's why the entire pizza
because people were like, yeah, you had a couple of beers,
and I did, but.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I'm not so many that I was like, you were
with it?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yes, wasn't everybody who we were with was with it. Yes,
everybody we were with was with it.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
There was nobody who was in any danger last night
doing anything.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
So I I but I thought, well, let me eat,
and then I just kept eating and eating.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
And but is it weird that you want to talk
about embarrassing? Maybe this is a third embarrassing story that
you're the Guinness magnet that people see you.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wow, I got it.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I don't even have to ask Billy what he.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Wants because that's all I drink. Normally, that's all I drink.
I've been mixing it up this year.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
This summer. I've been doing.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Rose all day, wines, and I've been well rose all
day so I'm David nice and then I've been I
had like a I some beer and I said, throw
a splash and lemonade, and then I really like it
like that, Okay, yeah, it's like a It's like a
Sam Adams summer al splash and lemonade.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I know people who puts in their beer. Yeah, in Minnesota,
I guess that's a thing.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, it just adds a little more salty flavor to But.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Then yeah, so this with booze, Yeah, so this is
I would say that, but the light beer, like I
normally don't drink light beer, so it goes down like water. Right,
So I just but I want I've been working out.
I worked out two weeks in a row, like almost
every day, very very very proud of myself. Today I wasn't.

(07:56):
Yesterday I didn't. I did not, but today I was
like I probably should. So I was supposed to get
together with my friend and we were gonna have brunch, okay,
and she says to me.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Or we could go for a walk, food exercise.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hang on now, hang on, no, no, no, but this gets,
this gets, this gets fucking I want you to think
of like the embarrassing date you've been on.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, sort of an embarrassing date.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
So uh, we go back and forth, and then I said,
what about the walk? And she goes, you know what,
I'll put on workout calls, I'll meet you at X
spot and we'll watch. She's very decisive, Yeah, which is
great because I I don't what do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't know, well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like I would be, but I'm I'm this is all new,
like this whole thing is new.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
So I did. Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
So we meet up and I had I'm dressed the
way I am dressed, except I have one of those
wick Away shirts on, okay, which you notice right now
I don't have it on.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, okay, I do not have the Wickaway shirt on it.
So we start walking.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
And I, you know, there's bikes and this, and then
Nay on your left, and you know, with bikes and things,
and then all of a sudden, I hear footsteps. I go,
we're about to get lapped. And the response is, well,
we're moving like a Sunday stroll. And I went, oh, well,
then let's go. Well, let's go, let's go. Oh like,

(09:34):
let's move. Oh yeah. She turned into a fucking Olympic
speed walker. And I'm trying to keep up. I'm trying
to keep up. She's like in a fucking Colone commercial,
and I just feel like I just smoked two packs
of Marlboroughs and my lungs are about to divorce me.
And I'm just I'm trying to keep up, right, and
I'm trying to go and I'm like, I mean, I

(09:55):
don't know if like all my leg muscles are too tight,
like I have longer legs, I can't.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm going. I'm going. But here's the worst part. I
am now sweating. I am sweating profusely. I mean it
is it. My dad bod is on full display with
the shirt now clinging to my body as my nipples
are saying and the.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Wind starts whipping. No, it's not gonna sweat off the
shirt to the people behind you like the American flag.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh god, it was like an installation at an art museum.
But the assistance of sweats.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Marilyn Monroe says, if they don't love me at my worst,
they won't have me at my best or something like that. So, hey, you.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Got to see you. No, no, she was cool, cool
the whole time. Makes nothing.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, So we get back and I am danny. I
mean it, honest to god, it's like clinging to me now.
And I have this sweatshirt that because it was a
little cooler this morning and then it's been a funky
day of humidity and heat, and you know, so I
was carrying this and I'm like, so I go, I said,

(11:05):
I need to just run to the car because there
we were gonna have like a beer or whatever instead on.
So I go back to my car and I peel
the shirt off me, and I wring it out, thinking
do I put this wet rag on?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I look like a discount magic mic standing next to
my car?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
You know what I'm saying, like magicran, I go, or
do I rock the zipop that I have on and
with nothing underneath it? And I'm like, I don't think
I really have a choice. I got to try to
get into the zip up and I and it's that's
clinging to me, it's cott and it's like sucking it in,

(11:46):
and I go, oh my god, this is this is
fucking horrible.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
So the kicker is she doesn't she didn't sweat at all?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Right, like at all's in shape? No, I sweat all
the time, like I sweat. I sweatd I sweat, I sweat,
So I can't say that.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But I'm like, I is that I look like Saint
Dad bought of cardio or something. I mean, it was
just so fucking horrible and I'm staying.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I go, this, this is like embarrassing. And I mean
she was very cool and nice, but I was like,
I must look like the saddest fucking sap ever. And
then she goes, well, you drank last night and I go, yeah, yes,
this was your sweating it out. I mean, she goes,
you don't stink.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Well good, I'm glad she's understanding. Are you afraid that
she's like, you know, might be like reconsidering things.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
No, okay, I look like one.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Of those you look like because you so you basically
you're embarrassed how you look right now. No.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I just thought it was embarrassing that I've been trying,
like I've really let myself go for the last two years.
I hadn't really worked out, and then I decided, Okay,
I want to start getting in shape. And maybe there's
some incentive as to why I can't really psychologically speak
to it other.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Than that's what I've been wanting to do.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I sweating like a Greek statue made out a muzzarella
next to her.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
It's like nothing, you know what I mean, Like, I
just look like I'm melting. I'm melting. I don't want
this is what I've been reduced to.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes, look like a Jackson Jennison Gutnison.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
G that's that's why it's like I.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Went, oh my god, and this poor woman and she's been.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Last night, I drank buckets. Today I'm sweating.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Then I go, I don't know, I don't know, I I.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know. I. So I'm I'm just gonna be me,
and I just I can't help it.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
So I say.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Things and I do things, and you know, and she
was fine. I think I think she I think she's
sort of maybe amused by it.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I don't know. Uh, but that was it.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I take this or what it is. Yes, sir, nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
I know. I know you care.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
You you should care.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't. You should be, but nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I don't want to be the person that's like just
so out of shape that you can't keep up. But
I mean, all of a sudden, when she goes and
she said to me, my friends won't walk with me
because I walk too fast, I'm like, god damn, I'm like,
I got it.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
My wife's the same way. I got a jog.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Sort of next to you. And then I'm like, I
don't want to do that. So now I'm trying to
walk and she goes, well, it's not like my legs
are longer than yours and they're not, and I'm like,
what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
And I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
My wife walks like she's on a mission, like where
are we going?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Well, this was like for exercise, and this is just
her normal pace. No, this is exercise. Walk like, this
is our exercise.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
My wife is like the like her, You're like your exercise,
that's like her normal Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
So okay, all right, so this is her and so
that I get it. So bath is like that all
the time. So this was just no, this was today.
You know, if I'm going to go out and get
some exercise, this is what I'm gonna do. And so
you know, and it ended like my typical dates with
booze and no bad decisions, but just booze.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, and I was.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's your reward.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well I felt that way myself.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's like at the if you ever exercised at the
Rochester Athletic Club, it's a very high food place for people.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I used to it. I used to do the Rack. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, so you got to have a lot of money
to exercise there.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
At the Rack, or you're thinking of midtown, Oh, midtax,
you're thinking of midtown.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
You know what he was there too. Okay, midtown. You
gotta have some coin to work out in midtown. And
my buddy used to bring me there because I at
the time I couldn't afford it. And uh, after these
girls you could tell that they were like well to
do housewives or well to do divorces and we might
know one of them. And when they be done exercise,

(15:47):
and what do they do? They go to the wine.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh, they went to the bar.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
They're like, what's the point, Well, it's kind of I mean,
there's nothing wrong with like a recovery beer.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Wake it back. Yeah, recovery beer is fine.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Plunge fluids. The planet is fluid. Did you see Stacy
last night with that rack?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
God I was.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
I was just like, don't tell me those are real.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
So I ran and then I had all kinds of
chaos in the afternoon, and then I was like, well,
I'm trying to call you.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I haven't showered.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I just left the I'm not judging.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
No, I don't think I stink. I'm good. No, I'm
all right.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I know. It's like you got the sweatshirt on but
no undershirt.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Right, what happened there is? There's your answer, there's sweating.
So badly.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I went over and I'm standing and and then I
go because all of a sudden she came back to
her car, which was next to mine. She goes, oh,
I got it, And I'm like, I wonder if she
was walking up and there I am with my shirt
off my back to her.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
She's like, oh, I got around here and come back
in five minutes.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Do you know that you have Hayley's or what is it?
What's that constellation? The big Dipper moles on your back?
All right, it's like, oh, look there's O'Ryan's.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
This is so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
I wonder you have to go to the moll doc.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
All right, yes, I did?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You do go every six months. Matter of fact, We'll
take a moment.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
I'll bring that you you're a cancer survivor, like what
six times?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Ah no, no, well I'll explain it. We'll take a
moment and I'll explain it. Okay, Yeah, and then you
I know there's things that you want to there.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
You have a funny story too. Yeah, we'll get to all.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
It was a good night last night, so yes you were. Yeah,
somebody's got to be the adult. I told Matt Rees, Hey,
someone's got to be the adult.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
But I thought everybody as well, everybody.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Was well behaved.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
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just you know. I even asked them, you need a
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Some braba plant's actually for medicous a backing style. Uh,
you were just leading me into something. I said, I
was gonna tell a story what we were talking about
just before we left.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh, oh gosh, I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Oh my god, was it the story we were talking about?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Uh, well last night.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, And I said there was something that you had
a funny story.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh I had a funny story about.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, I know, but there was something that I said,
I will say it when I come back, and I forget.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
What it was. Oh gosh, well I'll figure it out.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, gosh, I my story goes like that. I wonder
if I have like premature all time.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
No, okay, if yours went, so did mine? Okay, okay,
So I'm having trouble remembering names and stuff lately. Like
I was called Kevin Mark last night. I'm like, wait,
why would I do that? Like, why would I brain
cramp like that?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
That was fine? Yeah, yeah, it's like you know they
called type three diabetes Alzheimer's.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
They yeah, it's a lot of sugar. Yeah. Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, So I don't know. I don't know, ain't diabetic?
What you but you had an idea you learned something
last night.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah. So we're talking to a friend of the podcast.
So he's been on here. He and his wife are huge, huge.
I don't want to se who it is, but other
than Matt Reeese, he probably had the second most responsibility
of anybody there last night. Okay, and he knows a
lot of people, Yes he does. So would people see him,
they go, hey, let me get your drink? Yeah no, no,
no I can't tonight, Hey let me get your drink. No, no, no,

(21:56):
I can't. I'm a lightweight. No no, hey let me
get you drink. No I can't. Well, when twelve hundred
people do that, you might have two or three just
just because you know people are off.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Get your poptory guy, right, I don't know anything about that.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Okay, right exactly. So after a while, this dude's like, no,
I gotta stop. I got a big responsibility. I'm not
gonna say what it is. So we were talking. He goes,
I'm a lightweight, so I gotta be real careful. And
this guy has a pretty big responsibility. And I go,
you know, if you're worried about getting popped on the
way home, I think I have a thing that'll get

(22:30):
you out of it. He goes, what do you mean
you know? Somebody go no, just slap one of those stickers.
It says please be patient student driver. And he goes,
you know what, I have one. Actually, yeah, you're right,
I'll be fine. So I'm thinking myself, if a cop
sees somebody swerve it but they see that sticker, please
be patient student driver. Oh okay, they're learning. Just keep
on going. They're not gonna waste their time. You know,

(22:50):
they're not gonna suspect somebody who's a student driver of
drinking and driving, especially if somebody's in.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
The passage you see.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
So what if you have that sticker on your car
and you put somebody in the passage you see, you
could assume that that person is teaching you how to drive.
There afore, who.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Was learning to drive at eleven o'clock at night.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Well that's the thing, though, you gotta teach how to
drive at night. You understand where the deer are.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I'm not so sure.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
When you're driving something like I don't know a bus mane.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't think that. I don't think that would work. No, No,
I'm not so sure that would work.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I did see a video where a kid calls his
parents and says, can you get dad to like, you know,
I don't know, fake like he has having a heart
attack or whatever, and uh, you're in the yard with him,
because there's a cop pulling up with me, And clearly.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
This video is set up, right, Yeah, So the kid.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Pulls up, Dad's laying down the lawnmower's right, there's my
wife has his head up on her knees. She's pouring
water into his mouth, and they go where's the cop?
And the kid starts just laughing, and she goes, God
damn it, and.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
She gets up and got my fucking knees. You're such
an asshole. And the father's like, you're moming the rest
of the alaw.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
But it's funny because I'm like, I don't know if
I ever called my parents like they would actually act
out something like that. I was trying to think of
things like my parents did together, like you know, exercise stuff.
They used to do the Jane fond of.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Work out together. That was always fun. Oh yeah, because
I used to. I used to.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
They would get so mad at us. Get away, get
out of the basement of it. And it was on cassette.
Oh yeah, it was on cassette. They were doing it
on fucking not even a VHS. That's how cheap they
I don't even know if they I would assume they
had VHS's, but of course they did.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
But when you it's on cassette, you got to know
exactly what they're doing if you don't see.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I'm pretty sure it was on cassette and I had
all the there was all this music and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
You got it. Yeah, sweep the floor and this guy.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Philip Burn and I used to like to go down
because there was a h room door sliding like a
sliding glass or that, because it was a walkout basement,
and I would.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Just stand there.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
And if I could only have been alive like a kid, now,
oh my god, I would have been in so much
fucking trouble because I would have put everything out there
the internet.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
I would have you've been Jamison, Yeah, that's got to
market our family.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Well, this is.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Where like I get nervous because I I honestly don't
know if he does that, Like there could be snapchats
and and and tiktoks with me doing whatever that I
have absolutely no fucking clue stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
My dad Bod says, it's terrible. It's terrible. Is it terrible?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well, that you would get like someone's filming you in
your own house and you don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
They say you're on camera, like an average is six
to eight times a day.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
But I don't. I get it. I get it. That's
that's all.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I don't want to be on in my own house.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Even when you go in public, like you don't want
to be that guy somebody's tape.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
It or taking a picture of Well, so Jamison.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
So apparently I hope I can talk about this because
I'm going to Okay, there was an incident at the
show last night where some woman apparently was being asked
to leave and and she got aggressive and she threw
a drink at somebody. And I had heard like that.

(26:25):
Somebody said there was a fight. I don't think there
was a fight, and but they go Jamison caught it all.
I'm like, I go, fucking great, this is great TMJ.
Jamison comes out today all excited. Rock Gun Mad got
my video. Oh now I got to go and see this.
It's not rock Gun made because I watched it every day.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's hey, I go what he's like?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, the guy you see, the one with the dude,
got his head stuck at the Zoo Zoo brew right
Friday night. So you know that you could stick your
head to these boards and take a picture with like
drawings of animals. One guy got his head stuck in
they couldn't get it out, and somebody got it on
Rock Gone Mad.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Well, no, they put it up and Rock on Mad.
I don't they must aggregate it. I don't think I'm
sure you can send them video. I don't think Jameson
send his video. I think they're like they do searches
for Rochester and the surrounding area. They find the videos
and then they take them and they put their Rock
on Mad logo on there and they share it.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
He was excited that he got picked up. I don't
even know.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
If there's credit, it's going to help my business. I
was like, but yeah, this lady, and I said, what happened?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
And he goes.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
She he goes, she got really aggressive and she's saying,
I still need my phone. And then she took her
drink and she whipped it back and it hit somebody
in the side of the head and he goes.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
And that's when I got That's when I got bad. Yeah,
that's when I got bad. Hey, look was that in
the middle of Don't stop Believing. I have no idea.
I have no idea what it was. I couldn't tell you.
I don't know. I enjoyed the show, talked to Tyler
before before he went up there, and they did a
great job. But I don't know. And it wasn't because

(28:06):
I was drinking, even though I sweated out today.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, well good, you got it out, got.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It out and it's all good. And then Beth had
a gig today.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yes she did. Yeah, she's playing right now.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Did you did you ever see? I was kind of
hoping if she did end up coming with you. I
just wanted to know.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Like, worst date things, Okay, were.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
There any bad dates that you ever had.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Oh yeah, that were bad, bad one time. I because
I've never I don't after my divorce. Yeah, I have
a face large. I went on a date with a
woman that I met on one of those dating sites
and she meets me there she goes, do you like camping?
I go, no, I'm not a big camper? Okay. She
looks over at we're at this place on Park av

(28:49):
and she sees her ex boyfriend's three pals. Just can
you excuse me one second? My ex boyfriend's buddies are
over there. I'm like, yeah, okay, I never saw her
the rest of the night. No. No, I went in
the bathroom, tok something with my teeth. I think that
she still liked this guy, or she was still with

(29:09):
him and she was screwing around or something. And so I, man, did.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You try to walk over and go what the fuck's
going on?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
No? No, Like, if you if you want to walk
away for like ten minutes from a date, then well
I don't need you.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Did she try to come back? How long did you
give it?

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Ten minutes? She was still comfortably talking. She like, sit
down talking to him, all right. I was like, okay,
you know what she did invite me over she didn't
like introduce me to their friends or I'm like, I
got the hint, and so I just left.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, wow, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I think I might give it more time than that
because ten minutes, well yeah, because we had talked for
five Yeah, but the majority of the date, like, if
you break it down to fifteen minutes, sixty seven percent
of the date she was spending with other people.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
No, but.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
So I ain't got paid, I ain't nobody got time
for them.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I understand, But I figure.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I have blocked out my night, right, Okay, so I'm
gonna I can go and be pissed off, or I
can just and this is how my head works. If
nothing else, I have a great story. Let's see where
this goes.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens, and then
you know, I get I haven't been in a situation
like that. Well I've had.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I had somebody I was dating who would get up
and go talk to friends, and sometimes you were sitting
by yourself and be thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, and I never I don't know. I guess I figure,
like I always go, is there's something fucking wrong with me?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
And yeah, of course, I asked no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
You handled it. I think the way most most people
would handle it. I'm going, is there something wrong with
me that I wouldn't I'll sit there. I'll just sit
there and wait. I'll think of something. I'll find something
that entertains me. I'll be looking around and.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
I could tell you about Beth and my first date.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
She didn't think I was into her at all. Now
I don't know what it is, but I had at
the time.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
I usually figure you're into me if if I get
your clothes off and anyway.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
So we had coffee. Yeah, I for girls, and I
really wasn't looking at her when we were talking. She
asked me questions and I'm looking around, like answering the questions,
like I'm doing a talk show because I've been used
to just talking into a microphone by myself, because I'd
done a podcast for two years by myself in my
in my bedroom. Yeah. So so then I walk into

(31:30):
her car and I kind of escorted her a little bit.
She's like, oh my gosh, she likes me. I didn't
think he liked me. I'm like, well, what gave you
that person? When he didn't look at me most of
the date. I go, oh, I got this bad habit
of just like trying to gather my thoughts from the sky,
you know, like I'm answering the questions like that you're asking,
Like I'm trying to get my articulate my answers and
think through them. I'm not like not paying attention to you, Mike.

(31:52):
I think you're pretty cute. Actually i'd like to do
this again. Yeah, so she's, oh, okay, she because she
didn't tell me this until like a couple of days later,
but I I was like, oh my gosh, I almost
blew it with the woman who's now my wife.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, yeah, well you didn't.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I would love to see, like I wish we could
mic people up on the date.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Well, but don't we have an opportunity with two people
in the show.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Actually yeah, yeah, yeah we could. I'd like to mic
people up and then, but I want to like make
fun of the audio. I want to go back through
the audio because I think that Mystery Science Theater, well,
just think about it, like you're trying to be smooth.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Put you back. There was a time where I think
I don't know when this was, but I was, Uh, Doug,
put the beer down.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
It's not a microphone.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I think I think I was.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I was obviously drinking, and I might have also.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Had a gummy.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
And I'm now talking to this person and I'm breaking
down a dodgeball game from high school where it was
the eleventh grade, first the tenth graders, and I was
the last tenth grader there, and they were getting all pissed.
And this kid whips the ball and I jump up
and catch it and I won, and everybody came and
I started breaking these down like it was the fucking

(33:10):
World Series. And all of a sudden, I'm sure, Gibson, Yeah,
all of a sudden, I go, all of a sudden,
like I had this moment of clarity, go, oh my god,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Days I'm breaking down.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
A dodgeball game from nineteen eighty seven, and.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
I ariots of fires going on in your back.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
See to the person, They're like, oh my god. I
didn't even like realize either. I was like, okay, you
gotta picture it.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Pine Planes nineteen seventy six, so it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Back in those days, it was every man for themselves,
you ever, like they had the real dodge balls.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
It would be fun to hit your face.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
It left a mark, It left the name of the
company of the ball on your face. So you had
to want to.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Catch quick if you learn, if you looked in the mirror, No,
second grade, it was innocent.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
The no, I'm yeah, but I'm going if you could
mic people up because guys think they have I think
they think they're smooth or they're saying ship and you.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Know what I mean. Yeah, like we think that we're
like that. We're the guy in the TV show.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yes we're not.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
No, no, we're the geek.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I always go for the you know, the less said,
the better. But but but I'm so old now.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
That I just figure I'm talking. Yeah, I'm just saying stuff.
I'm saying things. And then if I if you like,
like if I get to know you, I will be
texting you during the conversation or if you got up
to go see here's.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
What I would have done, and you did.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
You didn't have the opportunity, although you probably did have
this person's phone number.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
The girl. See now that's where I send messages like God,
your asslets great or man, oh man.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
You know I would have thought of something and that
I don't know why, but that's that's I just I
just want to play.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I am like an eternal child. I just want to
play all the time.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
You were always about like you and these stories from
your family, like your brother and your sister and then
your father and then like later on with Tommy, you
guys are all about setting the stage, waiting for something
to happen. Oh yeah, and then yes, yes, something that
story you told about JJ Jack Garner with the kisses, Yes,
grabbing at the stage. Yeah right, let's ald okay, let's

(35:23):
see what happens. Yes, it's like a national.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Note that GEO was some of my greatest the greatest thing,
because something would always happen. And here's the alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
And we knew that.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
We knew that, we knew, Like my sister would lock
us out of her bedroom door, right out of her bedroom. Yeah,
so we used to.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Fart and zip block bags, zip them up and put
them in the freezer. And so then when she locked
us out, we would put them under the door and
hit him.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't know if they actually stunk or not. I
think we smelled them. But I was always like it.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
But but she just the just the placebo effect of
us having farted and saved these farts in the free
and zip block bags, and then would gasser out of
her room. She would fucking lose it and the door
would open and we'd come marching in. She would be
so mad. And that's but that was always setting the
stage fell into my trap. Well, you knew if she

(36:13):
was gonna like lock the door, that was it. Or
or my sister got my dad once because I think
she was home. She had to be older. I don't know,
she was home for college or whatever. And I guess
my mom was on my dad's ass. I've asked her
to clean up her room. I've asked her to clean
up a room in the place as an absolute pick stie.
She got closed everywhere. Blah blah blahlah blah.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
So my father goes, listen, if you don't clean up
this room, I'm taking the door off.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Okay, it's great motivation.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Actually, well unless you don't care.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well no, okay, So my sister did not clean up.
My father takes the door off, and my sister sits
there and decides to strip down to just her underwear.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Oh wow, And my father was so uncomfortably put the door.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Back on she outthought your father he goes, he goes,
what do you lost?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You lost, that's what he said. She did.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
She stripped down to like just her bron panties, and
it's like, hi, when you walk down the hall.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
And be like, oh yeah, he put the doorback on.
He was so mad or or I don't remember if
it was like every.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Twenty minutes she was taking off another article of clothing
and like she's like he she caught his attention, so
now it's into his head and now he walks down
and now she's just got panties on, and he was.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Fucking out of his brands are brilliant?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
What do you mean you just just the wait, like
the psychological warfare and what what's brilliant? No, I mean
the fact that I.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Like brilliant to fart in the zip box.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
No. No, the point is though, yeah, but no, the thing
is that you got the door open, you come marching
in a room. But then your father wants her to
clean the room. He takes the door off, so she
counters by walking around half naked. Yes, yes, I mean
like it's like it's like it's like it's like.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Oh my goodness, it's like the CIA level stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
You know, Yeah, but that's what went on, and that
was my whole life was like that. I love to
set my grandmother up for stuff. That was the greatest.
That the all right, we're gonna remember.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Why I had teas before and we will come back.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Was it the bad date? Was that?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
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(38:29):
can make fresh fresh and you can get like chocolate
chip filled. You can get it's it's delicious. And then
I like things like Bor's head was something I grew
up with in cold cuts and things. They're delicious.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
They have a grabbing go case so you don't have
to wait in line. If you just know that I
want a quarter pound of cheese, they got it all
right there. They make it so convenient, so easy, and
don't forget two dollars fresh bread Yeah, right, brilliant, Yeah
right there, all perfect.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
They got the stuff, breads, they got everything, everything. Yeah,
because what's the best thing about Leo's Yeah, e freething.

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So he was like me, that's right, baby, like me,
Taylor sw yeah and.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
As can be.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
But you can make me on the east side where
you are. No one likes him a nightstand in the back.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Come here, you can meet me in the back.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I like these lyrics, nikes. Do you think she writes
her own songs that she has helped?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
He gets credit for all of it because I know
there's a guy in town who's written Madonna songs. She
gets all the credit for. He sells the song, he
signs away, he signs, He signs a piece of paper
saying it's all yours baby.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, who is that? I can't tell you who it is?
You know, I do know? Yeah, Yeah, there's a no.
I do think she does? I do go she did?
She certainly did for all those Well you know what
Elvis used to do.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Elvis never wrote a single song. He got songwriting credits
because people, Hey, Elvis wrote your song, Baby, I need
song running crips or you're not okay? All right?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Ell this sure. Yeah, well the song that's where you
want to do. I mean, that's where the money is.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, it was Teddy Geiger has written a ton of
stuff for all these pop artists.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
And may's still Teddy or is it some Teddy? It's
still till Teddy.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay, we relax over there, that's relaxed. No, no, we
might make sure we give the person the right credit
on it.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Well, she's doing well, okay, this is uh no, it's
Teddy Teddy.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Okay, still Teddy?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Okay, all right, sure a.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Right Seawn Mendes Biggest Hits Stitches written by Teddy Geiger.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh okay, yeah, Teddy Gotger is a heck of a song.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Run yes, right, okay. Uh we talked about something and
then we couldn't remember. Yeah, so hang on, I found sober, Yes,
I found it sober.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I wonder you have to go to the mould dog.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
All right, yes, every six months, matter of fact, we'll
take a moment.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'll bring that.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
You're a cancer survivor, like what six times?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
No, no, well, I'll explain it. We'll take a moment
and I'll explain it and then you, I know there's
things that you want.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
To so you're skin can't. Well I didn't. I had.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I had what one doctor, one dermatologist, said to me,
had we let this go to a point, she believes
it would have been too late, like to the point
where they normally check it, she saw it early.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
She's like, that doesn't look good.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
So and but when I went to the guy who
took it out, he's like, I'm not so sure. I
agree with her. So who's the hero though? The doctor, Well, yeah,
look he took it out.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Oh yeah, so you take a chance. No, so thank
you doc.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
That was that was what she believed would become melanoma,
all right, did not. So then after that I had
to go every six months. Then I had a switch insurance.
And so now I go to a different dermatologist, another
wonderful person, and this one even more thorough because like

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my pants are down, like my pants are down, like
it's bad.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
There's a light, it's over my it's fucking I I
can't even look.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
It is like air control, so fucking embarrassing, like I
I cringe, and it's and it's a woman, and that
I wouldn't care if it was a woman or it
has no I don't know. I almost think like I
don't even know what to think. I don't think so.
But I have had what they call basel cells removed,
and those are pretty much but one.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
But I do bad.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I do go every six months, and I've had many
things taken off my body, like you figure like a
barnacle of a ship. After a while, you got to
go on the hall and really scrape those shelve off,
get it off, get it down.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
We're good, however it is so, but here's the fucked
up thing, Like I realize I'm not doing a really
good job like I was. Well, no of this trap
keeps growing, of covering up, like you got to cover up.

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And when I was married, there was like sunshirts would
be bought for me, and this would be bought for me,
and hey, did you put your sunscreen on?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
And now I don't have that. You understand you're on
your own. And I've been on my own for a
couple of years. And I was even in Maine when
my dad died, my sister and I walked the beach.
I finally had sunburned feet. I had put on sunscreen.
I just put it on my feet. I got sunburned feet.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well, you saw on.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
The first episode was the second episode of Hard Knocks. Yeah,
Sean McDermott, all the layers he thinks he's got to
go through. Why he wears the big hats. He looks
like the Russian dude from Barry.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
This is why I was gonna say that, because I'm like,
that reminded me. I'm like, holy fuck, man, he's really going.
He goes all out and he does melanoma things. I'm like,
I need to be more efficient efficient, well, like I.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Need to put on screen on every day and I don't, and.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Right, and I feel like, I go, man, I'm I
watched that and I and I saw the big hat
and the Sun's shirts and this and that, and he's right,
but look, man, if like even today probably should have
had it on any level of u V rays, is
your skin's absorbing and stuff?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't and I don't do a good job with that,
and I I And this is why.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Married men live longer. Yeah, right, they get.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Somebody where there's out there that Hulk Hogan may have
been still alive. I here with his second wife, why
because she actually took care of all of his medications
and everything and that the third wife that may she
may not have played his close attention or let Hulk
do whatever he wanted.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Again, this is Bubba the love sponges theory.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Okay, so take it with a grain of salt. But
the point is, though, is that, like I mean, my
wife really looks after my health in certain regards. Now
I go nuts with the supplements, but she takes care
of everything else.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, well that's the thing. And I will tell you like,
I'd rather be in charge of my own stuff. I
don't want to be told like a child. Nobody does,
but I need to do a better job at that.
And it was the Sean McDermott piece on Hard Knocks
that made me go because I have one of those
big white brim hams. I don't want to fucking walk
around like, Okay, you know music fast is coming up

(47:19):
next weekend, probably hot, and it's your birthday weekends up,
He's up, begin it's magnets out.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Somebody said to me last night, No.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I won't be you promoting your birthday. It'll be somebody
else in the podcast telling everybody it's your birthday.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I can't, Well you just did. I can't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I somebody said to me last night, I can't drink
and us it's too heavy. It's too and I go why.
I find it like really creamy and I think it's
kind of light.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And they're like, what's the most what I used to
call it my chocolate milk? And he goes, what's the
most you've ever had in one time? And I go, boy,
I don't know. I said we had a party once
and I rank eight and he's like, whoa eight pints
and I go yeah, He's like, oh my god. I
go yeah, well, I goes throughout the night, but yeah,

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I did.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
We had a party. I polished off. Yeah, eight of them. Wow,
it's a lot. Yeah, but I'm feeling good.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Two four packs. That's the reason why they stole it
in four packs.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, I'm feeling good. So I don't know if that's
a big deal or or not, but that's what I
did do.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, so you're right. So here's my point though, with
the Fairport Music fast. Yeah, like I should definitely sunscreen.
I probably should hat I should probably hat it up.
I should probably Sean McDermott it at there, and I
fucking won't because you look like you look, he looks
he's like he's a fucking bee keeper.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Yeah, I know, he's walking around he does.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
He's a goddamn bee keeper. So what am I good? Right?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Okay? So why why who else does?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Though?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Alan josh Allen like like gets full, Like he's got
like sweatpants out Like everybody else is in shorts and ads,
He's in like long sleeves, long pants. Okay, So I
wondered if like he might have something too.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
To be careful, I'll say this, I have played positions
like that in sports, and I felt like I was
looser when I was hotter. So if not not not
like overheating, but where I was warm, where like you know,
even if it was a hot day and you were pitching,
you want like a sweatshirt underneath was good because.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
It kept you loose.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Oh yeah, well yeah, Like so I wonder if that's
that's why you'll see guys in the dugout wearing pictures
wearing jackets when it's like ninety degrees outside, because.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
You want to keep everything kind of loose, yes, right,
like a song almost and I'm yeah, And there was
a kid that, uh yeah, who went to the Red
Sox from my high school right out of high school,
and he always did that too.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
It was just the way you wanted to do it. Okay,
that's all.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Speaking of the Bills, Uh, we're down to Are we
going to ever see the starters? You think, because I'm
hearing I don't think so. I'm hearing Eveland before the
last game is going to name who the quarterback is
going to be? Yes, my guess Flacco. Your guess for
for Cleveland.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I believe would be Joe Flacco. I think of no
harm in going with Joe Flacker. No everybody else the
other if you go with Shador Sanders or Dylan Gabriel. Okay,
the rookies their rookies, and then you have to put
them back in the box. It's going to cause a
huge controversy in Cleveland. You always if you're unsure, you all,
even like when Baker Mayfield was drafted first overall, they

(50:31):
went to Tyrod Taylor first. We could always bring the
rookie out and people like, oh, look, let's call it
for the rookie. Let's bring in the rookie. Let's bring
in the rookie. Let's bring in the Okay, you wanted him,
you got them. But when you start with the.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Rookie, the Bills didn't even start with all. They start
with Nathan Peterman.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Let that's say kidding, Nathan five pick Peterman, Nathan five Pieter.
The Oh my goodness, I felt from sixteen thousand points.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Didn't we interview Nathan Peterman?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I don't think we did.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I thought there was some time where we interviewed Nathan Peter. No, no,
I know, couldn't.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
No, no, we couldn't have interviewed him because that was after us,
all right, but I remember you may have, But yeah,
I don't remember. Nay did five pick Peterman? Nathan Peterman, who,
by the way, had the slowest ball in all of football,
but he beat Clemson in his senior year. Somebody said, well,
maybe this guy's gone so and then John Green goes,

(51:24):
I really like Nathan Peterman in his quarterback camp. I
think this guy's got Tom Brady like particular.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Oh Sehan Gruen said he's gonna be so.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
He had a decent preseason and Bill's fans were quarterback
thirsty at the time, so they all bet on this kid,
and even like, like, I mean, dude, the flagship station
has been wrong about quarterbacks well all the time, and
I was even I was like, no, Tyrod Taylor is
not good, but Nathan Peterman is a lot worse. Because
I actually watched college football.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I always thinking Tyrod Taylor is still playing. It's with
the Giants, correct, Yes, all right?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
So Tom, when you're a back, when you're a solid
backup quarterback, or it's like being a kicker man, you're
getting paid for basically hanging out.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Is it Tyrod or Tarad?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I think it's back to Tyrone because he was Tarad
when he was here.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
He was Tyrod here. Then when he went to Cleveland,
it was Tarad all right.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Well then he got hurt, knocked the sense back into him,
and then he became Tyron. All right.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
So from one I here's what I thought, because Jamison
said to me something about he was a good quarterback
and had they had people around him, they may have
gotten to a super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
And I'm like, I never saw that kind of potential
out of that guy.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
He was good, he was great at scrambling, he was
a good mobile quarterback. He was He's a good NFL quarterback, yeah,
I mean, but he's not a great NFL quarterback. He's
not a difference making NFL quarterback. He's a serviceable right,
would that be fair?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
No, he's a babysitter. He's an offensive babysitter. You need
a great defense and then you still. I mean, they
made the playoffs that year because the because the AFC East,
I'm sorry, the AFC was so weak in general that
they were able to back into the playoffs. But this
guy's not a guy who could carry anybody. He's a
guy who could come in maybe in the second half
if you have the league hang on, if you're down,

(53:02):
forget it. Like every time Tyrod Taylor threw a pass
in Buffalo, you knew that the receiver was Miles Open. Okay,
so because like there was no way because he just
didn't have that kind of But I.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Think he's one of the toughest guys to play. Oh
he's tough because when he he was with the Chargers. Yeah,
and he got his lung part.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
That's how That's how Justin Hubert got starting.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
But it was because it was it was not a
play on the field, No, it was him getting what.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
It was before the game, he was having some tightness
in his ribs. Doctor gives him a shot in the ribs,
punctures along. Yes, that's what it was entered justin Herbert
like emergency, like you got a start, kid, and all
of a sudden, oh, we got our quarterback here. I
mean every time Tyrod Taylor's lost his job, with the
exception in Buffalo and they traded him because well, we're
gonna we're gonna find our quarterback, and they knew that

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he wanted to play. He lost his job due to injury.
In Cleveland, he lost his job due to injury. And
with the Chargers, yeah, you know, he never had the
job in balt and he won the job in Buffalo.
He beat out e J.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Manual.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
So he's been Buffalo, Baltimore, Buffalo, Cleveland, Chargers, Giants or Jets.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Giants Giants or Giants Jets.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Either way, he's five teams. Yeah, but I feel like
he's been in the league at least twelve years.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Oh yeah, he's been in the league since I think
the Ravens won the Super Bowl. All right, Okay, so
I mean like he's you know, he's a serviceable Yes,
that's what I'm supposed to take us a good backup,
just serviceable backups. But to bring it back to Cleveland's point.
You cannot sho start should Or Sanders and then pull him.
You made a mistake. You can't start Dylan Gabriel. You
made a mistake, right you got you got six quarterbacks

(54:42):
right now you're paying.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah, so if you.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Gotta go, Kenny Pickett's probably gonna be the guy who goes.
Joe Flacco's the Wiley Vett. He's been around, Okay, so
they're gonna keep him.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Rockets.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Someone's got it and he's been in the system. Yeah,
someone's got to tutor the kids. Yeah, okay, even though
he doesn't probably necessarily want to, he knows his role.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
By Jesus, he was sitting on a couch, right. They
brought him back and came off the couch.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, it's fine, but it's that I'll be shocked if
at Sudor Sanders shot as well.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
But then again, Jimmy Haslam, the owner is the guy
who calls the shots. There's the reason why Kevin Stefanski's
won Coach of the Year twice.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
You got to coach the Browns here you go, dude, Well, the.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Uh, speaking of melanoma, I think Jerry Jones just said
he had been dealing with melanoma and some miracle drug
that he got cured.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It because he's rich and he can get the experimental drugs.
Still alive.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Yeah, you know, yeah, but it might have helped a
lot of people. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Thank God for Jerry Joe.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
That'd be a guinea pig. Like that one scene he did.
I think that in land man or whatever I was,
pros brought the tears man like Jerry should get an
oscar for this. It's a TV show.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
But he's played himself and he's fabulous.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
All right, Dan, we are a We are a soap
opera twenty four seven, three sixty five.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
We are cutting in a little short tonight. Danny's gotta go.
There's a concert somewhere.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, I can hear it from here.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
For Dan Brillo, I'm melanoma. Da I mean killinoma, killanoma.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
It's horrible. No, it's we'll see you tomorrow.

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