August 14, 2025 • 45 mins
From the very first joke, Dan sets the tone for a lively and thought-provoking episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast. Bill and Dan dive deep into how language has evolved—what we can say, what we can’t, and why some people seem to get a pass while others don’t. Bill recalls a 2007 Maxim magazine article naming a famous actress the “unsexiest woman alive,” reflecting on how cruelty in media was far more accepted back then.
The conversation heats up as Dan passionately defends his viewpoint (which Bill doesn’t entirely share), leading to hilarious and revealing stories from Bill’s old radio days—stuff you could never get away with now (and probably shouldn’t have then).
Bill also plays a clip from Taylor Swift’s recent appearance on Travis and Jason Kelce’s New Heights podcast that eerily resembles something Bill himself has said, sparking laughs and debate.
On the health side, you’ll hear a dermatologist explain the surprisingly dangerous area of your face where you should never pop zits, plus a holistic doctor’s unusual (and possibly overdone) remedy for her medical fears.
Sports fans won’t want to miss the breakdown of Hard Knocks episode two, and the big Buffalo Bills news—James Cook’s new deal. Bill shares audio from NFL Network’s Kyle Brandt on why it’s a must-sign move, while Dan pushes back on one of Kyle’s points.
Funny, insightful, and packed with stories you won’t hear anywhere else—this episode has it all.
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.
The conversation heats up as Dan passionately defends his viewpoint (which Bill doesn’t entirely share), leading to hilarious and revealing stories from Bill’s old radio days—stuff you could never get away with now (and probably shouldn’t have then).
Bill also plays a clip from Taylor Swift’s recent appearance on Travis and Jason Kelce’s New Heights podcast that eerily resembles something Bill himself has said, sparking laughs and debate.
On the health side, you’ll hear a dermatologist explain the surprisingly dangerous area of your face where you should never pop zits, plus a holistic doctor’s unusual (and possibly overdone) remedy for her medical fears.
Sports fans won’t want to miss the breakdown of Hard Knocks episode two, and the big Buffalo Bills news—James Cook’s new deal. Bill shares audio from NFL Network’s Kyle Brandt on why it’s a must-sign move, while Dan pushes back on one of Kyle’s points.
Funny, insightful, and packed with stories you won’t hear anywhere else—this episode has it all.
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
mix in some.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Vodka in color.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
A podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in
Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
He need to get some T shirts that say thanks
for getting your pot on or get your pot on
or something like that. I don't know, just just a
thought that just ran into my head. Dan, I want
to get random thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
On the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Is cancel survivor cancelshn't even if you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh God been there? Fucking shit, Jesus Christ. Nothing. I
just can't. I will never.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So, speaking of that, it's interesting that you say that
because I have a poem I like to read. No,
I don't have a poem I like to read.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I have.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's just strange sometimes I think we think we live
in a world now where you.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Gotta watch everything.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You say, you can't be careful, and I'm and I
don't know that I necessarily agree with that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I think that.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're seeing more independent things happen. You're seeing, you know,
guys be able to say anything they want, but they're
having to do it in their lane. And I think
that that that's becoming more popular and people are starting
to notice it.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Like the old show that we were on and the
show before that that you were on, Yeah, that show
would not fly in a place like Buffalo, Like you
guys would be off the air or we would be
off the air within a week.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What do you mean the humor that we did in
the way that we talked.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Or you guys talked on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Dare you you were part of the break group.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I was the producer, Okay, I was responsible for the
what came through the speakers, but the way we talked
to the subject matter we discussed. I don't think would
fly sixty miles West because guys got fired from ninety
seven Rock.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Right, But that was for something that was well okay, okay,
that was alluded to on our show.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I don't Yeah, Tommy would do stuff like that all
the time, but everybody was in on the joke.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Everybody kind of understood.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
When you listen to CMF, Tommy or you or anybody
would make fun of everything. Yeah, you had permission to
make fun of everything, and it was all good, all right,
Well out there it was like it's like taboo, you
can't do that.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
But let well, let's go back though, because I'm not
sure that it. I think if we went back and
we saw what was said, if we heard what was
said in today's climate, would we feel differently. And I'll
even say this, I had a program director, Stan Maine.
(03:11):
Love that guy. I got to go out and see him.
He's now farmer Stan, and he used to say to me,
one of the greatest things you can do because I
would be really dirty, like sometimes I would get really
really dirty, and he would say to me, if we
read the transcript, he goes because if it ever goes
to like the FCC, they don't, they don't listen to it.
(03:34):
They read the transcript of what was said. Now we
live in twenty twenty five, where what were you going
to say?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Because you perked up there and I don't because I
don't want to.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So like I was thinking of Archie Bunker right before
you said Stan Maine. Yeah, and fifteen years ago somebody
would have said, oh, they let gay guys farm. Now, yeah,
farmer stand ya Stan is gay. Yes, yes, that would
have been a comment that would have been, like you
would have left.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ago, I don't think gay guys farming.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
We would have said something else said, yeah, right, nowadays
we have to but like the point is, like, you know, we're.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Beyond what's he farming out there? You have to know
you growing bananas?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Right?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That type of cobbat is something that we're talking. Okay,
you know, That's why I thought, because like you know,
like Archie Bunker used to make comments like that all
the time.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Does he use a hole? Right? Oh? Probably the.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right, right. That's why I laughed, because it's like he
brought up stairs.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He loves digging into the dirt button.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But you guys used to, like, you know, make fun
of him all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
But it was all part of Pratt. It was all
part of the joke. Yeah, everybody was cool with it. Nowadays,
like if somebody takes it out of context and reads
it like a transcript in front of the end.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But but Stan was saying that to me back in
the in the mid nineties.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You could say a lot less now than you could.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, but well, I'm not sure that I I hear
what you're saying on government air, on air that is
sponsored by certain people, like even with podcasts. I mean,
somebody could say I don't want to support that kind
of talk, and they don't. You find other people who will.
But numbers will always speak, right if you get the
(05:18):
numbers aren't regulated, No they're not. But but to a
certain extent, the FCC can only go so, you know,
do so much if you're not out of bounds, but
you're saying something somebody doesn't agree with, they can pull
their sponsorship.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Which the bottom line, And this.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Is why I try to say these things because I
don't necessarily buy into well, well, I mean a lot
of people have pushed certain things in my way, but
I don't necessarily buy into the Stephen Colbert canceled. I
certainly don't think the Howard's Durned canceled. I think what
is happening is the money isn't adding up, and it's
(06:00):
late night in general. And one of the things that
will save Jimmy Fallon is that he has he is online.
He is so huge, His bits and things are so huge.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
People just start staying up to watch, right, but they're watching,
but they're watching.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They can go on Hulu or they can go somewhere
and so they're not watching at the scheduled time.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's it's on demand, So so that's helping.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
But we had a couple of guys at the radio
station we worked at, where well they were only working
so at lunch, they take like a long lunch and
they'd be watching Fallon. Like they closed their office door
and they I'm not gonna say who, but they would
be watching like Fallon and the other stuff that they
didn't watch the night before. They'd be watching it, or
I'm saying in general, they would watch like who huh,
(06:43):
he gotta.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let go and then he brought they brought him back. Yeah,
he closed the door, he grab a chunky soup.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
He'd take a long lunch and he'd just be watching videos.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But like more than off of the night. He would
be watching like Fallon, it tonight show from the night.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Before, okay, instead of staying up and watching it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
All right, So but I'm not sure like Howard, you
and I haven't talked about Night and I wanted to.
I don't believe Howard's been canceled. I think that subscriptions down.
He's seventy one and he does three days a week.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Year, Yeah, and so I think people are I think
serious is gone. We're not getting the bangfield buck, We're
not anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But Howard was.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
A business man. That's what people need to realize. He
did radio right, and by that I mean Howard Stern
was in bed at eight o'clock every fucking night. Went
to bed eight o'clock. I think even on weekends, if
you had dinner with Howard Stern, you were going to
dinner at four thirty or five in the afternoon. That's
(07:44):
when Howard would have dinner. And I know that because
I know people who interacted with you.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
He's very disciplined.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
With Howard, he was like a Jewish business guy. You
know what I'm saying, And I don't mean it, but
he's a Jewish guy. But he had that same It
would be like a jeweler or any He was disciplined
in his craft.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He wasn't this rock and roll he then.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, he played a character.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes, yes, and what you see now where people go,
oh he's whoa That to me is the real Howard.
He was a family guy. He got divorced, but he
who has it.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
He never talked about his kids on the air until
they were way older.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
He insisted on not talking about his kids, I mean
talking about his wife, right, and he would talk about
parts of his life, but there were certain things that
were off limits, like a kids.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
But I'm just saying, like he he, it was a business.
So now if we take that same mentality, it's a business.
Business is about making money, and if you're not making money,
changes have to be made, right, because that's all it is.
And nobody cares at the end of the day unless
they're making money, right, And it's we have an emotional
connection to these things.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
But there's two acronyms, tow and mow.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
It sounds silly, but talent over everything when it comes
to sports. Once the talent runs out, we can get
rid of you're done and money over everything.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, right, once.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
The money runs out, right, we're done, right, We're done right,
you know. It's it's a it's I mean, it's tail
as old as time.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So it's with Howard Howard's case, I mean, the dude,
like I already he was working two days a week,
twenty weeks a year, but he's still getting the same
amount of money that he got when he first signed
that big five hundred million dollar deal.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
He's get a hundred million dollars a year, and he
did it. And don't get me wrong, like that's not
all going.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
In his pocket.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
He was, but he was pocketing like one hundred and
seventy three million dollars a year at one point.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
He paved the way for guys like OPI and Anthony
for sure, right, and then he protected himself from Opian Anthony.
But if you go back to the two thousands, Opian Anthony,
there's no way they could be doing that stuff on
the radio today. They used to have a whiffle ball
bat and they would have porn stars come in and
(09:49):
the girls would stick it somewhere and they would mark, I.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Shouldn't laugh at this mark how far would go? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And so there were different lengths for the different women.
We have a new wind. It's terrible, right, but it's
it was, you know, it's funny. I don't know. I
don't want to say anything to that end. We live
in an age where things don't die, but to to
to go back. Two thousand and seven, Maxim published a
(10:16):
list of the unsexiest women alive.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Okay, okay, so you got to be famous at this point, right,
you got to qualify for this list.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yes, so Sarah Jessica Parker was named the unsexiest woman alive. Okay,
now I'm gonna read you what they wrote. Okay, okay,
but I want you to think about hate her. By
the way, Okay, well, how the hell did this racehorse exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
How the hell did this.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Barbara faced Broad managed to start a show with sex
in the title. By the way, Barbara is a reference
to a racehorse.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Who had got put down.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, okay, uh, now you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Won the derby that he brought his leg.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But that wouldn't be really acceptable today?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And and are we better off because of that? Are
we better off? I mean, I'm sure there's a podcast
somewhere where somebody says something.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I would like to believe we would be better off
without those things.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Okay, However, yes, the.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Side that says that's so mean has no problem cutting
your throat when they disagree with you.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
When a family legal issue disrupts your life, your whole
world can stand still. At Circulaw, they understand that family
matters require more than just legal expertise. They demand compassion, understanding,
and dedication. Their highly experienced family law attorneys in Pittsford
have gotten countless families through their most challenging moments, divorce proceedings,
(11:50):
child custody arrangements, asset division, all aspects of family law.
Think of navigating family legal matters like walking a tightrope.
You need eddie experienced guidance to reach the other side.
And that's exactly what you're gonna find at circu Law.
Their compassionate attorneys work tirelessly each day for one purpose,
(12:10):
the betterment of you and your family. You don't have
to face these emotional challenges alone. Take a breath, and
then take the first step toward resolution. Contact circul Law
today to discover how they can help your family get
back to what matters most. Call them at five eight
five three eight five twenty five ten, or reach out
confidentially through their website at circulaw dot com. Circulaw helping
(12:35):
families get back to what matters most. Oh, I see
you have random, rusty, ridiculous scrap metal all throughout your garage.
I know that scene holding on to that extra siding
from two thousand and eight. Come on, pack up that
garage mess and roll it down to Premiere Metal. Rochester's
number one choice for scrap or talking metal from auto jobs, plumbing, HVAC, roofing, siding.
(12:59):
If it's shiny, bendy and mysteriously dented they wanted at
Premiere Metal. You know that metal shelf that attacked you
in nineteen ninety eight, Get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
At Premiere Metal.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
They offer the breast, I mean, best prices. This is
a scrap metal commercial, not a spelling bag. Aluminum siding,
electric motors, car wheels, copper wires, steel sheet metal, three
hundred series, stainless steel, auto batteries, lead, and even your
ex's dumb weight bitch. Make cash clear space. Visit Premier
metalgroup dot com or either of Premier Metal, state of
(13:30):
the art facilities West Lindon Avenue in East Rochester just
minutes off four ninety or eleven carn Street in Rochester
just minutes off three ninety Premiere Metal. Be a metal
magician and turn that metal into cash.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
With Premiere Metal. So here's the other thing.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
We live in twenty twenty five and everybody remember, and
I think it's important for people to realize we tell
on ourselves. I've said this for years on social media,
and we did that whole bit where I pretended the
intern was a psychic and then we got people online
and we're all like, each one of us were scrambling
to find things.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We had Claire boy Infel Yeah, and Brittany the psychic.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Strippers now a real estate too dumb.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Why, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Val was great once they're doing well, Brittany mean, Brittany's
a real estate.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, she's a real estate agent. Now I'm not going
to give you her real name on here, but she's
a real estate ation.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well how do you know?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, because like well we were buddies on Instagram or whatever,
and then all of a sudden she's doing.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Her own real estate with her husband.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Brittany.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, like I got a boyfriend. He says he's moving
to Arizonia.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Remember, yes, yes, um he goes where she's like Arizonia.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's like we had so many people like that for
that show.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'll never forget when when JJ God rest his soul.
JJ Parne loved that guy really really had some funny
fucking moments with him up in Montreal and everything he
would walk around in that he got the FBI. She
heard the Female Body Inspector. He thought it was the
funniest fucking thing. It's so stupid and like we're in
a taxi cab and they speak French and we're asking
(15:13):
to go and he goes, hey, tell him to go here,
and the guy goes and he goes, hey, see I
don't speak Spanish and I don't need it neither. This
guy stupid fuck. But when he said to me and
Tommy like we're ripping on him, we're making fun of him,
he goes, hey, once you too, go look at a pornobook.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Isn't there a time where Jack Garner came into the studio.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Jesus, don't make me tell that story again. I've told
this story many many times. I will tell it again.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, you never told on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I think I have.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I probably have. We Jack Garner, God rest his soul. Yes, okay, JJ,
God rest his soul. Uh, Tommy, there used to be.
So here's what happened. Because we were talking about OPI
and Anthony. They let me, they moved me, they got
(16:12):
a new program director, they extended Dave Kane, and they
put me from four until nine at night, and they
told me, after six o'clock you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Worst things you could have ever said worse thing.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
So four to six you're just talking up records.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I was talking of records I had to do get
the let out, and then at six o'clock it was
like all points bulletin for just fucking around. I mean
I did a game. This is a game I did.
I called it Skull Sessions.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You ready for this, okay? I and I did actually
get one person to play.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Now again, I have to go back, just like we're saying,
look back at your past. Would this be acceptable today?
Probably for me? Yeah, I would still find it's funny
a little bass, I mean pretty bass, But if my
kids did it, I would be embarrassed. So the game
was a guy had to be with his girlfriend or wife.
(17:12):
She had to be performing filatio on him. He had
to put the phone down so we could hear what
was happening, right, so he could make it up. I mean, Jesus,
I used to have girls rub the phone on their
crotch and then guess at the end of the mind
this this style of their pubicare I mean, they were
probably just rubbing it on their leg, but it was like,
(17:34):
you know, think about it, guys for and I would guess, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Hey, that sounds like a landing strip.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
So okay, so all this is happening between four and night,
but this bit was skull session, so he's got to
be getting filatio and then we would get his mom
on the other line and he would have to compete
against his mother while he's getting blown we but his
mom doesn't know this right and in a trip a contest,
and you would hear like every once in a while like
(18:04):
that guy, oh his mother school, what.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is going on with you? Because I think I know
the answer all of that, like not, you know, so
I got to play.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Then Opie and Anthony are gonna get syndicated, and Opie
had worked with Wee's and they say, we want to
give it to the station for free, just to say
we're in another market. So the station wasn't paying for it,
and they were part of the same company at the time,
so oh and a. But they were like, we're gonna
(18:37):
run them from seven to midnight. So they come to
me and they go, well, you're gonna have to just
do stream music because we're getting We're gonna start you
at three, you'll go three to seven traditional time, and uh,
(18:59):
we're we're losing our rock identity because they're starting to
talk call us a talk station because it's weez for
five hours in the morning. Well then O and ah.
So they're saying to me, you can't do your shit anymore.
So I'm like, all right, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So I get a job.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
In North Carolina and I go down independently owned radio
station by a really rich guy who had sold off.
He had a whole bunch of stations throughout the South,
and he kept this one in Greensboro and he used
it as a tax ride off for his private plane
and stuff like that. And they had everything you wanted,
(19:39):
and they were paying great money, and they had a
really successful morning show and they wanted a similar type
show in the afternoon. And so I got the job,
and there was a new GM at the radio station,
and I don't know what happened, but they sent a
cease and desist from CBS and threatened to sue this
(20:04):
independent radio.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Station if they hired me because I was still under contract.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I was under contract making like thirty two thousand dollars
a years, Like what the fuck? And I had the
two boys at the time and my wife. So, uh,
they come to me and they go, we want you
to be the program director, and I said no, and
we want you to produce Weeze's show because I had
done some bits for Wheeze. I would hear something when
(20:28):
I was home with Jackson, my oldest son, in the
morning before I dropping off of daycare, and I would
go in and I would produce it, and I would
send a Tweeze and he fucking loved it and played
it and it was great for me because then people
would tune in the afternoon and evening and it really
did help my numbers. If I you know, he played
a bit like I did one where this guy Lucky
Nahoum who makes beautiful clothing.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that story.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
They had him brighton he had he made a Christmas CD,
and I remember Weeze playing the scene on the air
and it was fucking awful in here bruh And and
they I go, uh uh, Tommy goes, oh, anybody can
make a cet ether Yeah, apparently brouh. Right, So I
(21:13):
went through and goes Crapital Records presents right, and I
put none of my own voice in there. I just
wrote it and produced the bit and then we fucking
loved it, comes up to me kissing me and they're like, listen,
we need why don't you go and produce Weeza's show?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And I'm like, I kind of don't really.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Want to do that, and I had this offer, and
then right as this is all happening, then I find
out the station calls me and goes, hey, when your
contracts up, we'll talk again, but we can't fight CBS,
and I go, fuck, it was probably better anyway, because
I there was other things is the South. So I
go to Weezy's show and now I wind up getting
(21:55):
kind of really but but they did. They couldn't match
the money, They didn't match the mon But I will
tell you that that's the name of the game if
somebody else wants you. So I think that I was
making at the time thirty two thousand doing afternoons on
CMF right, and believe me, I left radio making. It's amazing.
When if I ever told anybody where I left at
(22:17):
and what I started at, it is the biggest fucking
climb I've ever known anybody to do in one business.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Usually people have to leave.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
A big land to make that money.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
So I I the station in the South was going
to be like sixty grand plus moving expenses and stuff.
So they said, uh, we can't get you there, but
we'll get you to fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I know is dumb. It's fucking radio. I didn't know it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It never made sense to me, but I just wasn't
gonna argue. So right, I'll get you to fifty eight
and we'll pay, but you gotta do afternoons. You got
to do both and Weeza's show and we'll pay for
your phone. Well I was half assed in afternoons and whatever,
so they just left me on Weesa's show and they
never cut my salary. That's why I thought when we
(23:07):
got bought, I was gonna get fired because I was
making triple what other producers were making. But anyway, so
Weezu's show was set up as with couches and microphones
on stands and was not really good. And Jack Arner
was a movie reviewer for Gannette. It wasn't just Rochester.
He wrote for Gannett The Chain. You could read him
(23:29):
in the Poughkeepsie Journal and other po He was syndicated, yes,
he was other papers. And he would come in and
he would review movies with on the WI show he
would talk about and even DVDs and stuff at the time,
and he was a big man six' nine and but
walked like at an, angle like probably like a twenty
(23:51):
degree angle because he was so.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Heavy And jack had a lot of health issues and.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Things and he used to take like three or four
donuts when there would be donuts and there are breakfast,
sandwiches and he would squish him down and he would hide.
Them it was almost like the poor guy was, shamed
and he would cuff them behind his hands and he
would sit down and we the kind people on that
Show tommy And, billy which one of my favorite. Things
somebody calls up and says something or came in the
(24:20):
studio and said, something and they go And weeds, goes
wait a, second you think you're gonna go up against
tom U lay And Bill moran and you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
WIN i don't remember what it. Was it was. Something
it might have been vity. Press so he Has we
called it The Jack Stacks Jack.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Sack he had three or four and THEN jj would
come in AND jj was, AGAIN i.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Just loved this.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Guy BUT i, remember like we're up In montreal at
the at The Montreal Comedy, fest which is no longer in.
Existence but it was one of the greatest THINGS i
had ever experienced because it was all THE a list
comedy people AND i got to sit With Jeff ross
and we just shoot the shit and talk and eat
and it was wonderful and it was nice because there
(25:02):
was a lot of connection. There there was a guy
Named Howard lapitis who actually Owned The Man. Show yes you,
know a couple of years, ago But howard was, there
And howard was trying to secretly steal me and get
me to go To, california like and weez knew, it
and we's called it out on the air AND i
got pulled into an office going here on the gun.
Drag when we do the last, Time i'm, like, yeah
(25:23):
fucking Seue, la go. Ahead BUT i didn't push.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It but.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So you were around all these people and it was.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
WONDERFUL jj comes out and he's got it looks Like
lincoln logs where he, would you, know start with the
square and then build. Up he had A lincoln locked
tower of fucking bacon on his plate and he, goes,
What i'm on The atkins.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And he lost his ship to the way the motherfucking lost.
It he looked.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
GREAT i, mean there was a. Time now you got me.
GOING i did not intend to tell these stories like that's.
OKAY i hope people don't get.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Bored it was a story about like How jack AND.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Jj, No i'll get.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Back let me go off on THIS jj story one,
time like we had a big party and we're At we'ves's.
HOUSE i hope, BROTHER i hope somebody sends this episode
to brother we'z BECAUSE i don't know If we's will
talk to me.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
ANYMORE i have no. Idea, no there's.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
NOTHING i think that there were hurt feelings over the.
YEARS i don't think in the end there. Were there certainly.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Weren't but, yeah, yeah AND i.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Read an entire article from The yeah, well he, LIKE
i believe me when that, Happens i'll get a message or.
Too AND i think that's. Wonderful BUT i have no
problem with, him AND i never did. Ever but apparently
other PEOPLE i never worked with.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
YOU i did pleasure.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
WORK i did. So.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Uh we're at his house AND i think there were
kids in a pool and some kids started thrashing around
AND i jumped in and my phone was in my,
pocket and they weren't waterproof at the, time AND i
remember getting all.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Out i'm.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Frustrated i'm looking over AND i hear all this catholic
AND i HEAR jj getting like, Annoyed fuck, YOU i
can do it By but SO jj DECIDES, jj when
he was a young, man was in great. Shape but
now he's like in his late forties and he's got
a pot, belly and he says he can go out
on the trampoline and do a. Flip, Okay so he
(27:17):
goes out on the trampoline and he's going down and
this motherfucking thing is touching the ground and he's going
and he's got a cigar in his, mouth and he
does a flip and lands fucking flat on his.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Face comes. Up it looked like a cartoon character with.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
One of those exploding guitars all ripped up and, everything
and he's just, like and we are fucking, Guy, god
we couldn't breathe the Third, no we couldn't fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Breathe and that's the kind of shit that always happened
on that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Show there's a guy that many people, know and this
may upset the, guy BUT i found him delightful and
he's still. Around people knew him as The, king and
The king was a very proud and if you challenged The,
king he would he would.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Come he would.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Match the, challenge like this. GUY i will say, this
AND i have said, this AND i said this To
weez at one. Point The king is the perfect. Example
AND i Think Donald trump is, too of the law
of attraction because they say things that the rest of
us would GO i could.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Never say, that but they it all works out for.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Them they are, LIKE i got the biggest and the,
best and guess what they both do in certain. AREAS i,
Mean i'm not talking about the quality of the. Person
i'm just simply saying they believe what they. Say you
should look at that and understand that.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's how it.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Works they're just great. Examples but The king always, Said
i'm the best on the. Beat he has a wonderful,
company very very wealthy, guy lovely, wife beautiful, kids hugely,
successful so and.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Strong And.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Tommy starts telling him he can outlift, him and The
king's getting pissed and he's on the phone on the
show and he, GOES i swear To, God i'm gonna
put a bench press in the back of the truck
And i'm coming out to the COTTAGE o blah blah.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Blah and he's going, brown, brown don't do it because
he's gonna do, it Like tommy just knew the.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Buttons but that was the whole, show was, that like
they made WHERE i Said Howard stern was more. Business
we would be up drinking wine till midnight or something.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Like he was the rock and roll. Guy, yes truly
the rock and roll and a very smart.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Man but, this this is where he was surrounded by.
Idiots because you Had, jack WHO i mentioned had the,
jackstack and you HAD jj who would put on weight
and take off weight but had a big. Potbelly and
there was a coffee table And tommy, says, ooh and he.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Goes, Oh jack And jaj are coming.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
In he goes and there were all these hershey, kisses
and he, Goes i'm gonna splay it out like a
corner coopeia, right And i'm, going you're such a, Dick
you're such a.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Dick and he. Did he made it like he had them.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Out they actually were in a little shape like they
went around into a. Circle fucking. Motherfucker sure, enough commercial
breaks were long on that. Show they sold seven. Minutes
they sold the shit out of. It So tommy leaves
and he would go take a lap and he would
come back and tell you about all the hot rods and, dang.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
She sounds shoes. Today, guy she's got the fuck me
pomps on. Man and this is all shit you couldn't
say in office. Today yeah you couldn't. Say it didn't,
really but how you get called on? It SO.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I look over and here Come jack AND jj and
they're both headed for the coffee table and they both
have their hands out and they're both bent over and
they're not seeing each, other And i'm, going this cannot be.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Happening this, well oh my, god and they go for
a hershey kiss and.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
They bunkheads like they bonk heads to the point where
they're both like thrown.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
BACK i mean they came in with. FORCE i cannot fucking.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
BREATHE i can't, breathe AND i gotta open four doors
to get out of the fucking studio And i'm running
them ripping, doors and practice, moment people will, go Ty,
toddy where the fuck are?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You you missed, it new.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Asshole it's the make This summer event At Victor Chrysler
Dodge Deep ram right Off rude ninety six In victor
and The.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Deals they're as hot as a car's leather.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Seats In.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
July want to level up your summer, swagger, well cruise
into the season in the brand new twenty twenty Five
Dodge Charger DAYTONA. Rt this beast is built for boldness
and get This lease it for just one ninety nine
a month for twenty four. Months, yep not a. Typo
this car is so fun to drive with just thirty
(31:51):
five hundred down first, payment, TAXES dmv fees at signing
conquest least required seventy five hundred miles per. Year details
and exclusions. Apply offer ends to thirty, first which means
if you, snooze you. Lose or maybe you're all about
that comfort meats adventure. Vibe check out the twenty twenty
five Cheap Grand Cherokee laredo four by.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Four, roomy, rugged and ridiculously good. Looking just two.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Seventy nine per month for twenty four. Months perfect for
stuffing it with, friends beach, gear, snacks in just a
little emotional. BAGGAGE i, mean come, on we all have,
it so whether you're tearing up the pavement in a
charger or heading off grid in A Grand. Cherokee Victor
chrysler DoD Jeep ram has your dream ride right On
root ninety six and Victor or online At victor cdjr dot.
(32:35):
Com got a home improvement, Conundrum time to call in the.
Superheroes mac Of All. Trades leaky faucett wall that mysteriously
as a hole in it kitchen looking like it's stuck
in the. Nineties mac Of All trades is here to
save the. Day no, capes just expert, repairs remodeling and
handyman services that get the job done. Right call them
(32:58):
today at five eight FIVE i have to zero two
ninety two. Eighteen that's five eight five to zero two
ninety two. Eighteen or visit them online At macofalltrades dot.
Net because every home needs a Hero mac Of All,
TRADES i, said everything lives on the. Internet SO i
someone is telling me today that they have a new,
(33:20):
boyfriend And i'll say recycled. Boyfriend IF i Were i'm seeing,
SOMEBODY i Would i'm recycled.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
RIGHT i was. MARRIED i call it. Recycling it's a funny.
Thing but so you return tread.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah you're, right, Right, yeah, yeah well.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It almost it almost. Did ACTUALLY i would have been.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Perfect but my point, is so this person had been,
married and then the person that they're dating obviously had
been married at one, point and THEN i think was
in another relationship that was fairly, serious and she noticed
he had a. Tattoo now this is where everything goes
(33:58):
on lives on the. Internet didn't know that he, had
DIDN'T i probably didn't think anything of the, Tattoo but
for some, reason this woman decided to go on to
the ex. Fiance they never got. Married the ex fiance
(34:19):
It's facebook page and notices that that, tattoo or one
particular tattoo is a matching tattoo that happens and it's very,
upset and so the dude, SAYS i will have it,
removed and she, goes, well you don't have to do,
that BECAUSE i hear it's very. Painful but he, goes, No,
(34:42):
no every time you see, it you're going to think of.
That so, no and she's, like, no just just have
it turned into something. Else don't keep it the way it.
Is but turned it into something, else And i'm going
had you knock her on the Fucking internet and dug,
through which is again who can tell anybody to do
whatever they? Want but AND i don't know HOW i
(35:03):
would feel IF i don't know that here's the problem with,
Me LIKE i would just, go, yeah it's to, me
it's graffiti on your, body but it's also part of your.
HISTORY i think tattoos for people can kind of speak
to different points of their. Life it's sort of a. Museum,
yeah you. KNOW i MEAN i would like to not
see your ex bo's name in a spot Where i'm
(35:26):
banging in it's the tramp stamp and it says.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Property of you. Know okay THAT i got. It i'm
going too.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Far he, No so this guy, says, No i'm not
going to do that because even when you see, that
you're going to. Think and he's in the process of
having it, removed which is very painful AND i think fairly,
expensive and it's going to go a number of, months
And i'm, thinking, like.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Oh they don't have a tattoo removal. Insurance NOW i
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
WELL i went.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Through it's usually spaced out four to eight weeks, apart
and it's momultiple. Sessions you could go ten plus depending
on the, tattoo the age and the color, placement and
what it does is it just breaks down the color
and your immune system then gets it, out WHICH i
don't even know IF i like the sound of. That
and it's two to five hundred dollars per, session but
(36:17):
you need anywhere from three to, ten, right so you
could be spending five grand to get rid Of, YEAH
i want to tell you about a gem right in
the heart Of, Webster cobblestone On maine at one o
Nine West Main. Street we've been talking about them since
the inception of the. Podcast this isn't just another. Restaurant it's.
(36:38):
Not it's a flavored destination that has everybody. Talking we're
talking about mouth watering dishes like they're grilled salt and
pepper pork chopped with blue cheese and Crispy brussels sprouts
topped with a tantalizing, tomato bacon chutney and balsamic. Glaze
doesn't that sound? Amazing there's. More if you've got a
chicken wing expert in your family and mean true, connoisseur
(37:01):
they're gonna be in. Heaven my fourteen year old son
swears these are some of the best wings in. Town
and the best, part these dishes are perfect for, Sharing
so gather your, friends bring your, appetite and experience the
deliciousness that Is, Copplestone, unmaine located at one Online West
Main street in the village Of. Webster we're incredible flavors
(37:22):
meet unforgettable. Dining it's grilling, season, baby And Palmer's direct
To You market is bringing the. Heat nine Hundred Jefferson
road And henriette and online At Palmer's direct To you Dot.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Com grill, Warriors fire up those.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Flames Palmers direct To You market is your one stop
meat and seafood paradise this. Summer whether you're hosting the
block party of the year or just treating yourself to
some backyard, Sizzle palmers has exactly what you need to
own the. Grill say hello to the Homemade Fresh Trio
blends slider patties on special three ounces each packed With
(37:57):
parmers signature in house mix of Certified vegas, beefchuck sirloin and.
Brisket build your own slider flight and explore bulldo flavors like.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
The Ridiculous plen. Patties, yes they're as ridiculously good as they.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Sound available on full size or slider, size because your
grill deserves.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Options hooked on seafood, well.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Then dive into the Fresh mahi mahi. Files If Pommers
direct To you market just thirteen ninety nine a, pound
or grab a two pound bag of farm Raised talon
cook shrimp f only fourteen ninety eight a bag that's protein.
Packed summer snacking done. Right even if you think you've
mastered the, Flame palmers is here to keep you humbled and.
Helpful check out palmersdirect To you dot com for grilling,
(38:39):
tips steak, secrets grill maintenance, hacks and. More because greatness
starts with, Guidance so let's make this the greatest grilling season.
Ever head To Palmers direct To Your market nine Hundred
Jefferson road In, henrietta or Visit Palmers direct To you dot.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Com, meat, seafood, skills, sauce, Sizzle.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
It's all here At Palmer direct To. You now go
forth and grill like a.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Legend someone wrote.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Me and, said, uh, okay this goes to what you
say about quote the giving of your. Time just wanted
to share this Is Taylor swift on The Kelsey brothers,
podcast which is kind of.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Cool people can be out.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Here people might be out here doing too.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Much just shake it. Out doesn't MEAN i have to
do a damn.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Thing, yeah we live in such a social media moment
where a lot of people's identities and and they get
their feedback from, that, Right And i'm a real constructive criticism. Guy,
like give me constructive criticism all.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
DAY i will take.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
It it'll fuel.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Me it's.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Helpful, Right BUT i have so many like friends or
acquaintances or people were, like they'll see one comment they don't,
like and it will ruin their, day it'll ruin their, Night,
like AND i just want to say to, them like
you should you think of your energy as if it's,
expensive as if it's.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Like a luxury.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Item not everyone can afford, It like not everyone has
invested in you in order to be able to have
the capital for you to care about, this because like
what you spend your energy, on that's the.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Day, Okay i'm going to say something THAT i don't
know people will take.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
It if you have a little girl and she Loves Taylor,
swift fucking awesome THAT i thought that was beautifully. Said you,
know your energy is expensive and IT i don't know that.
PEOPLE i don't, know if people really equate, it it
will become A t, shirt it'll become. Quoted but what
she's saying is don't let other people's opinions of. You
(40:43):
that's WHERE i always, go turn the other, cheek.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Or where's the coaster of?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
All?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, RIGHT i THINK i had one in Here Burier. Entry, no.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Someone else's opinion of you is none of your. Business
and that's SOMETHING i have, Said oh, yeah many many.
Times it's on the coaster to the. Guy maybe someone
else's opinion the of you is none of your. Business
and it's hard because we live in that world where
people are saying things about, you and it can be,
very very. Hard and that's WHY i say, often like
when we were talking, earlier and you, know there are
(41:19):
words THAT i can say AND i. Can't you can't.
SAY i can, SAY i, can't you. CAN'T i, GO
i don't. CARE i don't care because all that stuff
is just. Noise it's just fucking. Noise and that's Where i'm.
Going you, know what are you going to spend your time?
On are you gonna spend your time upset and frustrated
and scared or you're just gonna. Go it doesn't matter
(41:39):
because tomorrow's a new day and no one's gonna think
about it or.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
WHATEVER i really like the way she said.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
THAT i like what she had to. SAY i have
no issues with.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
That your energy is you, know it's you should have
a cost for your.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Energy there are three things to. That number, one like
the constructive criticism. Part oh, yeah, yeah you, know. YEAH
i would much rather be you, know hurt by the
truth and comforted with a.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Lie, okay, well what she's saying is constructive criticians just
telling ME i look, fat, right.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
RIGHT i know it's but like, yeah, yeah, yeah like,
no that's WHY i agree with. That that's what she
means by. That Number, two like the whole thing about
the energy and. Stuff imagine how much power you're giving
someone when, they're as people like to say, nowadays paying.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Living in your head rent.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Free yeah, right, Exactly and that could become, like if
you don't get over something within three, minutes it could
become an entire. Day you got to get rid of.
It you got you gotta figure out a way in
one hundred and eighty seconds or.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Less just, Okay i'm moving.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
On it's.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Hard it takes, practice but you got to ask yourself
is this really? True is this absolutely? True and then
when you realize it's. Not but if you do the
exercise long, enough that stuff won't bother you. Anymore, man
it takes a lot of thinking to get to that.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Point but the other thing is nobody's really thinking about
you that.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Much they're not that we've become such a narcissistic, SOCIETY
i guess would be the, term and that everything's about, me, me,
me me. Me, okay, good, fine go out, there get the.
Attention but with that there is the dark, sky the
low energy of people coming at you in a negative.
Way you just have to just not listen to. IT
(43:16):
i KNEW i knew. PEOPLE i knew grown men who
wrote articles and, things and they would block people all the,
time AND i always, go what's the point of? That,
well but it doesn't matter Who i'm talking. About but
my point, was like that was always. WE i don't
think there's ever been ANYBODY i, blocked you know, What
my agent WHEN i LEFT cmf AND i went over
(43:41):
To iHeart, stations my agent had access to my social
media and blocked anybody who worked there BECAUSE i wasn't
REALLY i GUESS i must have been, aware BUT i didn't.
Remember and years later somebody else who had come over
said to, me did you know you blocked me On?
Twitter And i'm, LIKE i had no. IDEA i have
never blocked. ANYBODY i don't.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Care you want.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
TO i often think this if it's always how you
look at everything in. Life you can walk into a
room and notice the hole in the carpet and the
whatever and, say, oh what a. Dump or you can
walk into the place and, go, wow it's so nice
that this restaurant is, here and that they are making enough,
(44:24):
money they have a, staff and they're right near the
water and it's really. Great and it's all in how
you kind of look at. It and the more you
do the positive aspects of, things the more you're gonna find.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
The positive aspects of.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Things we went a little longer, Tonight, danny but, fun
it's all every lane tattoo, removals all that.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Stuff we Incorporated Taylor swift and The Buffalo bills.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Together, Well Taylor, SWIFT i just thought that it was
a powerful. Thing she, Said, Yes i'm JUST i hope
people well understand.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
It Did kelsey say something about why he hasn't been as.
Productive did he talk about? THAT i THOUGHT i read
that he.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Talked he may. Have he may.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
HAVE i did not listen to that, podcast but they
do a great Job New. Heights uh For Dan, Brilla
I'm Bill. Moran have a great, WEEKEND a great, weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
See A monday where season land.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Up opportunity for me is just a cursey care that
judging make us Feel.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
I'll have to. Wag you don't need a looking, Cattle.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Tennessee please
When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
mix in some.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Vodka in color.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
A podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in
Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
He need to get some T shirts that say thanks
for getting your pot on or get your pot on
or something like that. I don't know, just just a
thought that just ran into my head. Dan, I want
to get random thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
On the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Is cancel survivor cancelshn't even if you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh God been there? Fucking shit, Jesus Christ. Nothing. I
just can't. I will never.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So, speaking of that, it's interesting that you say that
because I have a poem I like to read. No,
I don't have a poem I like to read.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I have.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's just strange sometimes I think we think we live
in a world now where you.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Gotta watch everything.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You say, you can't be careful, and I'm and I
don't know that I necessarily agree with that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I think that.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're seeing more independent things happen. You're seeing, you know,
guys be able to say anything they want, but they're
having to do it in their lane. And I think
that that that's becoming more popular and people are starting
to notice it.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Like the old show that we were on and the
show before that that you were on, Yeah, that show
would not fly in a place like Buffalo, Like you
guys would be off the air or we would be
off the air within a week.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What do you mean the humor that we did in
the way that we talked.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Or you guys talked on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Dare you you were part of the break group.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I was the producer, Okay, I was responsible for the
what came through the speakers, but the way we talked
to the subject matter we discussed. I don't think would
fly sixty miles West because guys got fired from ninety
seven Rock.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Right, But that was for something that was well okay, okay,
that was alluded to on our show.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I don't Yeah, Tommy would do stuff like that all
the time, but everybody was in on the joke.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Everybody kind of understood.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
When you listen to CMF, Tommy or you or anybody
would make fun of everything. Yeah, you had permission to
make fun of everything, and it was all good, all right,
Well out there it was like it's like taboo, you
can't do that.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
But let well, let's go back though, because I'm not
sure that it. I think if we went back and
we saw what was said, if we heard what was
said in today's climate, would we feel differently. And I'll
even say this, I had a program director, Stan Maine.
(03:11):
Love that guy. I got to go out and see him.
He's now farmer Stan, and he used to say to me,
one of the greatest things you can do because I
would be really dirty, like sometimes I would get really
really dirty, and he would say to me, if we
read the transcript, he goes because if it ever goes
to like the FCC, they don't, they don't listen to it.
(03:34):
They read the transcript of what was said. Now we
live in twenty twenty five, where what were you going
to say?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Because you perked up there and I don't because I
don't want to.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So like I was thinking of Archie Bunker right before
you said Stan Maine. Yeah, and fifteen years ago somebody
would have said, oh, they let gay guys farm. Now, yeah,
farmer stand ya Stan is gay. Yes, yes, that would
have been a comment that would have been, like you
would have left.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ago, I don't think gay guys farming.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
We would have said something else said, yeah, right, nowadays
we have to but like the point is, like, you know, we're.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Beyond what's he farming out there? You have to know
you growing bananas?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Right?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That type of cobbat is something that we're talking. Okay,
you know, That's why I thought, because like you know,
like Archie Bunker used to make comments like that all
the time.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Does he use a hole? Right? Oh? Probably the.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right, right. That's why I laughed, because it's like he
brought up stairs.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He loves digging into the dirt button.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But you guys used to, like, you know, make fun
of him all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
But it was all part of Pratt. It was all
part of the joke. Yeah, everybody was cool with it. Nowadays,
like if somebody takes it out of context and reads
it like a transcript in front of the end.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But but Stan was saying that to me back in
the in the mid nineties.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You could say a lot less now than you could.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, but well, I'm not sure that I I hear
what you're saying on government air, on air that is
sponsored by certain people, like even with podcasts. I mean,
somebody could say I don't want to support that kind
of talk, and they don't. You find other people who will.
But numbers will always speak, right if you get the
(05:18):
numbers aren't regulated, No they're not. But but to a
certain extent, the FCC can only go so, you know,
do so much if you're not out of bounds, but
you're saying something somebody doesn't agree with, they can pull
their sponsorship.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Which the bottom line, And this.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Is why I try to say these things because I
don't necessarily buy into well, well, I mean a lot
of people have pushed certain things in my way, but
I don't necessarily buy into the Stephen Colbert canceled. I
certainly don't think the Howard's Durned canceled. I think what
is happening is the money isn't adding up, and it's
(06:00):
late night in general. And one of the things that
will save Jimmy Fallon is that he has he is online.
He is so huge, His bits and things are so huge.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
People just start staying up to watch, right, but they're watching,
but they're watching.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They can go on Hulu or they can go somewhere
and so they're not watching at the scheduled time.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's it's on demand, So so that's helping.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
But we had a couple of guys at the radio
station we worked at, where well they were only working
so at lunch, they take like a long lunch and
they'd be watching Fallon. Like they closed their office door
and they I'm not gonna say who, but they would
be watching like Fallon and the other stuff that they
didn't watch the night before. They'd be watching it, or
I'm saying in general, they would watch like who huh,
(06:43):
he gotta.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let go and then he brought they brought him back. Yeah,
he closed the door, he grab a chunky soup.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
He'd take a long lunch and he'd just be watching videos.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But like more than off of the night. He would
be watching like Fallon, it tonight show from the night.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Before, okay, instead of staying up and watching it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
All right, So but I'm not sure like Howard, you
and I haven't talked about Night and I wanted to.
I don't believe Howard's been canceled. I think that subscriptions down.
He's seventy one and he does three days a week.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Year, Yeah, and so I think people are I think
serious is gone. We're not getting the bangfield buck, We're
not anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But Howard was.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
A business man. That's what people need to realize. He
did radio right, and by that I mean Howard Stern
was in bed at eight o'clock every fucking night. Went
to bed eight o'clock. I think even on weekends, if
you had dinner with Howard Stern, you were going to
dinner at four thirty or five in the afternoon. That's
(07:44):
when Howard would have dinner. And I know that because
I know people who interacted with you.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
He's very disciplined.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
With Howard, he was like a Jewish business guy. You
know what I'm saying, And I don't mean it, but
he's a Jewish guy. But he had that same It
would be like a jeweler or any He was disciplined
in his craft.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He wasn't this rock and roll he then.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, he played a character.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes, yes, and what you see now where people go,
oh he's whoa That to me is the real Howard.
He was a family guy. He got divorced, but he
who has it.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
He never talked about his kids on the air until
they were way older.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
He insisted on not talking about his kids, I mean
talking about his wife, right, and he would talk about
parts of his life, but there were certain things that
were off limits, like a kids.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
But I'm just saying, like he he, it was a business.
So now if we take that same mentality, it's a business.
Business is about making money, and if you're not making money,
changes have to be made, right, because that's all it is.
And nobody cares at the end of the day unless
they're making money, right, And it's we have an emotional
connection to these things.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
But there's two acronyms, tow and mow.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
It sounds silly, but talent over everything when it comes
to sports. Once the talent runs out, we can get
rid of you're done and money over everything.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, right, once.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
The money runs out, right, we're done, right, We're done right,
you know. It's it's a it's I mean, it's tail
as old as time.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So it's with Howard Howard's case, I mean, the dude,
like I already he was working two days a week,
twenty weeks a year, but he's still getting the same
amount of money that he got when he first signed
that big five hundred million dollar deal.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
He's get a hundred million dollars a year, and he
did it. And don't get me wrong, like that's not
all going.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
In his pocket.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
He was, but he was pocketing like one hundred and
seventy three million dollars a year at one point.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
He paved the way for guys like OPI and Anthony
for sure, right, and then he protected himself from Opian Anthony.
But if you go back to the two thousands, Opian Anthony,
there's no way they could be doing that stuff on
the radio today. They used to have a whiffle ball
bat and they would have porn stars come in and
(09:49):
the girls would stick it somewhere and they would mark, I.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Shouldn't laugh at this mark how far would go? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And so there were different lengths for the different women.
We have a new wind. It's terrible, right, but it's
it was, you know, it's funny. I don't know. I
don't want to say anything to that end. We live
in an age where things don't die, but to to
to go back. Two thousand and seven, Maxim published a
(10:16):
list of the unsexiest women alive.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Okay, okay, so you got to be famous at this point, right,
you got to qualify for this list.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yes, so Sarah Jessica Parker was named the unsexiest woman alive. Okay,
now I'm gonna read you what they wrote. Okay, okay,
but I want you to think about hate her. By
the way, Okay, well, how the hell did this racehorse exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
How the hell did this.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Barbara faced Broad managed to start a show with sex
in the title. By the way, Barbara is a reference
to a racehorse.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Who had got put down.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, okay, uh, now you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Won the derby that he brought his leg.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But that wouldn't be really acceptable today?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And and are we better off because of that? Are
we better off? I mean, I'm sure there's a podcast
somewhere where somebody says something.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I would like to believe we would be better off
without those things.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Okay, However, yes, the.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Side that says that's so mean has no problem cutting
your throat when they disagree with you.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
When a family legal issue disrupts your life, your whole
world can stand still. At Circulaw, they understand that family
matters require more than just legal expertise. They demand compassion, understanding,
and dedication. Their highly experienced family law attorneys in Pittsford
have gotten countless families through their most challenging moments, divorce proceedings,
(11:50):
child custody arrangements, asset division, all aspects of family law.
Think of navigating family legal matters like walking a tightrope.
You need eddie experienced guidance to reach the other side.
And that's exactly what you're gonna find at circu Law.
Their compassionate attorneys work tirelessly each day for one purpose,
(12:10):
the betterment of you and your family. You don't have
to face these emotional challenges alone. Take a breath, and
then take the first step toward resolution. Contact circul Law
today to discover how they can help your family get
back to what matters most. Call them at five eight
five three eight five twenty five ten, or reach out
confidentially through their website at circulaw dot com. Circulaw helping
(12:35):
families get back to what matters most. Oh, I see
you have random, rusty, ridiculous scrap metal all throughout your garage.
I know that scene holding on to that extra siding
from two thousand and eight. Come on, pack up that
garage mess and roll it down to Premiere Metal. Rochester's
number one choice for scrap or talking metal from auto jobs, plumbing, HVAC, roofing, siding.
(12:59):
If it's shiny, bendy and mysteriously dented they wanted at
Premiere Metal. You know that metal shelf that attacked you
in nineteen ninety eight, Get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
At Premiere Metal.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
They offer the breast, I mean, best prices. This is
a scrap metal commercial, not a spelling bag. Aluminum siding,
electric motors, car wheels, copper wires, steel sheet metal, three
hundred series, stainless steel, auto batteries, lead, and even your
ex's dumb weight bitch. Make cash clear space. Visit Premier
metalgroup dot com or either of Premier Metal, state of
(13:30):
the art facilities West Lindon Avenue in East Rochester just
minutes off four ninety or eleven carn Street in Rochester
just minutes off three ninety Premiere Metal. Be a metal
magician and turn that metal into cash.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
With Premiere Metal. So here's the other thing.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
We live in twenty twenty five and everybody remember, and
I think it's important for people to realize we tell
on ourselves. I've said this for years on social media,
and we did that whole bit where I pretended the
intern was a psychic and then we got people online
and we're all like, each one of us were scrambling
to find things.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We had Claire boy Infel Yeah, and Brittany the psychic.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Strippers now a real estate too dumb.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Why, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Val was great once they're doing well, Brittany mean, Brittany's
a real estate.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, she's a real estate agent. Now I'm not going
to give you her real name on here, but she's
a real estate ation.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well how do you know?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, because like well we were buddies on Instagram or whatever,
and then all of a sudden she's doing.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Her own real estate with her husband.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Brittany.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, like I got a boyfriend. He says he's moving
to Arizonia.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Remember, yes, yes, um he goes where she's like Arizonia.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's like we had so many people like that for
that show.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'll never forget when when JJ God rest his soul.
JJ Parne loved that guy really really had some funny
fucking moments with him up in Montreal and everything he
would walk around in that he got the FBI. She
heard the Female Body Inspector. He thought it was the
funniest fucking thing. It's so stupid and like we're in
a taxi cab and they speak French and we're asking
(15:13):
to go and he goes, hey, tell him to go here,
and the guy goes and he goes, hey, see I
don't speak Spanish and I don't need it neither. This
guy stupid fuck. But when he said to me and
Tommy like we're ripping on him, we're making fun of him,
he goes, hey, once you too, go look at a pornobook.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Isn't there a time where Jack Garner came into the studio.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Jesus, don't make me tell that story again. I've told
this story many many times. I will tell it again.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, you never told on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I think I have.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I probably have. We Jack Garner, God rest his soul. Yes, okay, JJ,
God rest his soul. Uh, Tommy, there used to be.
So here's what happened. Because we were talking about OPI
and Anthony. They let me, they moved me, they got
(16:12):
a new program director, they extended Dave Kane, and they
put me from four until nine at night, and they
told me, after six o'clock you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Worst things you could have ever said worse thing.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
So four to six you're just talking up records.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I was talking of records I had to do get
the let out, and then at six o'clock it was
like all points bulletin for just fucking around. I mean
I did a game. This is a game I did.
I called it Skull Sessions.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You ready for this, okay? I and I did actually
get one person to play.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Now again, I have to go back, just like we're saying,
look back at your past. Would this be acceptable today?
Probably for me? Yeah, I would still find it's funny
a little bass, I mean pretty bass, But if my
kids did it, I would be embarrassed. So the game
was a guy had to be with his girlfriend or wife.
(17:12):
She had to be performing filatio on him. He had
to put the phone down so we could hear what
was happening, right, so he could make it up. I mean, Jesus,
I used to have girls rub the phone on their
crotch and then guess at the end of the mind
this this style of their pubicare I mean, they were
probably just rubbing it on their leg, but it was like,
(17:34):
you know, think about it, guys for and I would guess, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Hey, that sounds like a landing strip.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
So okay, so all this is happening between four and night,
but this bit was skull session, so he's got to
be getting filatio and then we would get his mom
on the other line and he would have to compete
against his mother while he's getting blown we but his
mom doesn't know this right and in a trip a contest,
and you would hear like every once in a while like
(18:04):
that guy, oh his mother school, what.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is going on with you? Because I think I know
the answer all of that, like not, you know, so
I got to play.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Then Opie and Anthony are gonna get syndicated, and Opie
had worked with Wee's and they say, we want to
give it to the station for free, just to say
we're in another market. So the station wasn't paying for it,
and they were part of the same company at the time,
so oh and a. But they were like, we're gonna
(18:37):
run them from seven to midnight. So they come to
me and they go, well, you're gonna have to just
do stream music because we're getting We're gonna start you
at three, you'll go three to seven traditional time, and uh,
(18:59):
we're we're losing our rock identity because they're starting to
talk call us a talk station because it's weez for
five hours in the morning. Well then O and ah.
So they're saying to me, you can't do your shit anymore.
So I'm like, all right, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So I get a job.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
In North Carolina and I go down independently owned radio
station by a really rich guy who had sold off.
He had a whole bunch of stations throughout the South,
and he kept this one in Greensboro and he used
it as a tax ride off for his private plane
and stuff like that. And they had everything you wanted,
(19:39):
and they were paying great money, and they had a
really successful morning show and they wanted a similar type
show in the afternoon. And so I got the job,
and there was a new GM at the radio station,
and I don't know what happened, but they sent a
cease and desist from CBS and threatened to sue this
(20:04):
independent radio.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Station if they hired me because I was still under contract.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I was under contract making like thirty two thousand dollars
a years, Like what the fuck? And I had the
two boys at the time and my wife. So, uh,
they come to me and they go, we want you
to be the program director, and I said no, and
we want you to produce Weeze's show because I had
done some bits for Wheeze. I would hear something when
(20:28):
I was home with Jackson, my oldest son, in the
morning before I dropping off of daycare, and I would
go in and I would produce it, and I would
send a Tweeze and he fucking loved it and played
it and it was great for me because then people
would tune in the afternoon and evening and it really
did help my numbers. If I you know, he played
a bit like I did one where this guy Lucky
Nahoum who makes beautiful clothing.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that story.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
They had him brighton he had he made a Christmas CD,
and I remember Weeze playing the scene on the air
and it was fucking awful in here bruh And and
they I go, uh uh, Tommy goes, oh, anybody can
make a cet ether Yeah, apparently brouh. Right, So I
(21:13):
went through and goes Crapital Records presents right, and I
put none of my own voice in there. I just
wrote it and produced the bit and then we fucking
loved it, comes up to me kissing me and they're like, listen,
we need why don't you go and produce Weeza's show?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And I'm like, I kind of don't really.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Want to do that, and I had this offer, and
then right as this is all happening, then I find
out the station calls me and goes, hey, when your
contracts up, we'll talk again, but we can't fight CBS,
and I go, fuck, it was probably better anyway, because
I there was other things is the South. So I
go to Weezy's show and now I wind up getting
(21:55):
kind of really but but they did. They couldn't match
the money, They didn't match the mon But I will
tell you that that's the name of the game if
somebody else wants you. So I think that I was
making at the time thirty two thousand doing afternoons on
CMF right, and believe me, I left radio making. It's amazing.
When if I ever told anybody where I left at
(22:17):
and what I started at, it is the biggest fucking
climb I've ever known anybody to do in one business.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Usually people have to leave.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
A big land to make that money.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
So I I the station in the South was going
to be like sixty grand plus moving expenses and stuff.
So they said, uh, we can't get you there, but
we'll get you to fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I know is dumb. It's fucking radio. I didn't know it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It never made sense to me, but I just wasn't
gonna argue. So right, I'll get you to fifty eight
and we'll pay, but you gotta do afternoons. You got
to do both and Weeza's show and we'll pay for
your phone. Well I was half assed in afternoons and whatever,
so they just left me on Weesa's show and they
never cut my salary. That's why I thought when we
(23:07):
got bought, I was gonna get fired because I was
making triple what other producers were making. But anyway, so
Weezu's show was set up as with couches and microphones
on stands and was not really good. And Jack Arner
was a movie reviewer for Gannette. It wasn't just Rochester.
He wrote for Gannett The Chain. You could read him
(23:29):
in the Poughkeepsie Journal and other po He was syndicated, yes,
he was other papers. And he would come in and
he would review movies with on the WI show he
would talk about and even DVDs and stuff at the time,
and he was a big man six' nine and but
walked like at an, angle like probably like a twenty
(23:51):
degree angle because he was so.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Heavy And jack had a lot of health issues and.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Things and he used to take like three or four
donuts when there would be donuts and there are breakfast,
sandwiches and he would squish him down and he would hide.
Them it was almost like the poor guy was, shamed
and he would cuff them behind his hands and he
would sit down and we the kind people on that
Show tommy And, billy which one of my favorite. Things
somebody calls up and says something or came in the
(24:20):
studio and said, something and they go And weeds, goes
wait a, second you think you're gonna go up against
tom U lay And Bill moran and you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
WIN i don't remember what it. Was it was. Something
it might have been vity. Press so he Has we
called it The Jack Stacks Jack.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Sack he had three or four and THEN jj would
come in AND jj was, AGAIN i.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Just loved this.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Guy BUT i, remember like we're up In montreal at
the at The Montreal Comedy, fest which is no longer in.
Existence but it was one of the greatest THINGS i
had ever experienced because it was all THE a list
comedy people AND i got to sit With Jeff ross
and we just shoot the shit and talk and eat
and it was wonderful and it was nice because there
(25:02):
was a lot of connection. There there was a guy
Named Howard lapitis who actually Owned The Man. Show yes you,
know a couple of years, ago But howard was, there
And howard was trying to secretly steal me and get
me to go To, california like and weez knew, it
and we's called it out on the air AND i
got pulled into an office going here on the gun.
Drag when we do the last, Time i'm, like, yeah
(25:23):
fucking Seue, la go. Ahead BUT i didn't push.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It but.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So you were around all these people and it was.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
WONDERFUL jj comes out and he's got it looks Like
lincoln logs where he, would you, know start with the
square and then build. Up he had A lincoln locked
tower of fucking bacon on his plate and he, goes,
What i'm on The atkins.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And he lost his ship to the way the motherfucking lost.
It he looked.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
GREAT i, mean there was a. Time now you got me.
GOING i did not intend to tell these stories like that's.
OKAY i hope people don't get.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Bored it was a story about like How jack AND.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Jj, No i'll get.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Back let me go off on THIS jj story one,
time like we had a big party and we're At we'ves's.
HOUSE i hope, BROTHER i hope somebody sends this episode
to brother we'z BECAUSE i don't know If we's will
talk to me.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
ANYMORE i have no. Idea, no there's.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
NOTHING i think that there were hurt feelings over the.
YEARS i don't think in the end there. Were there certainly.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Weren't but, yeah, yeah AND i.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Read an entire article from The yeah, well he, LIKE
i believe me when that, Happens i'll get a message or.
Too AND i think that's. Wonderful BUT i have no
problem with, him AND i never did. Ever but apparently
other PEOPLE i never worked with.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
YOU i did pleasure.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
WORK i did. So.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Uh we're at his house AND i think there were
kids in a pool and some kids started thrashing around
AND i jumped in and my phone was in my,
pocket and they weren't waterproof at the, time AND i
remember getting all.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Out i'm.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Frustrated i'm looking over AND i hear all this catholic
AND i HEAR jj getting like, Annoyed fuck, YOU i
can do it By but SO jj DECIDES, jj when
he was a young, man was in great. Shape but
now he's like in his late forties and he's got
a pot, belly and he says he can go out
on the trampoline and do a. Flip, Okay so he
(27:17):
goes out on the trampoline and he's going down and
this motherfucking thing is touching the ground and he's going
and he's got a cigar in his, mouth and he
does a flip and lands fucking flat on his.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Face comes. Up it looked like a cartoon character with.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
One of those exploding guitars all ripped up and, everything
and he's just, like and we are fucking, Guy, god
we couldn't breathe the Third, no we couldn't fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Breathe and that's the kind of shit that always happened
on that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Show there's a guy that many people, know and this
may upset the, guy BUT i found him delightful and
he's still. Around people knew him as The, king and
The king was a very proud and if you challenged The,
king he would he would.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Come he would.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Match the, challenge like this. GUY i will say, this
AND i have said, this AND i said this To
weez at one. Point The king is the perfect. Example
AND i Think Donald trump is, too of the law
of attraction because they say things that the rest of
us would GO i could.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Never say, that but they it all works out for.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Them they are, LIKE i got the biggest and the,
best and guess what they both do in certain. AREAS i,
Mean i'm not talking about the quality of the. Person
i'm just simply saying they believe what they. Say you
should look at that and understand that.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's how it.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Works they're just great. Examples but The king always, Said
i'm the best on the. Beat he has a wonderful,
company very very wealthy, guy lovely, wife beautiful, kids hugely,
successful so and.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Strong And.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Tommy starts telling him he can outlift, him and The
king's getting pissed and he's on the phone on the
show and he, GOES i swear To, God i'm gonna
put a bench press in the back of the truck
And i'm coming out to the COTTAGE o blah blah.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Blah and he's going, brown, brown don't do it because
he's gonna do, it Like tommy just knew the.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Buttons but that was the whole, show was, that like
they made WHERE i Said Howard stern was more. Business
we would be up drinking wine till midnight or something.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Like he was the rock and roll. Guy, yes truly
the rock and roll and a very smart.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Man but, this this is where he was surrounded by.
Idiots because you Had, jack WHO i mentioned had the,
jackstack and you HAD jj who would put on weight
and take off weight but had a big. Potbelly and
there was a coffee table And tommy, says, ooh and he.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Goes, Oh jack And jaj are coming.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
In he goes and there were all these hershey, kisses
and he, Goes i'm gonna splay it out like a
corner coopeia, right And i'm, going you're such a, Dick
you're such a.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Dick and he. Did he made it like he had them.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Out they actually were in a little shape like they
went around into a. Circle fucking. Motherfucker sure, enough commercial
breaks were long on that. Show they sold seven. Minutes
they sold the shit out of. It So tommy leaves
and he would go take a lap and he would
come back and tell you about all the hot rods and, dang.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
She sounds shoes. Today, guy she's got the fuck me
pomps on. Man and this is all shit you couldn't
say in office. Today yeah you couldn't. Say it didn't,
really but how you get called on? It SO.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I look over and here Come jack AND jj and
they're both headed for the coffee table and they both
have their hands out and they're both bent over and
they're not seeing each, other And i'm, going this cannot be.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Happening this, well oh my, god and they go for
a hershey kiss and.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
They bunkheads like they bonk heads to the point where
they're both like thrown.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
BACK i mean they came in with. FORCE i cannot fucking.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
BREATHE i can't, breathe AND i gotta open four doors
to get out of the fucking studio And i'm running
them ripping, doors and practice, moment people will, go Ty,
toddy where the fuck are?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You you missed, it new.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Asshole it's the make This summer event At Victor Chrysler
Dodge Deep ram right Off rude ninety six In victor
and The.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Deals they're as hot as a car's leather.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Seats In.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
July want to level up your summer, swagger, well cruise
into the season in the brand new twenty twenty Five
Dodge Charger DAYTONA. Rt this beast is built for boldness
and get This lease it for just one ninety nine
a month for twenty four. Months, yep not a. Typo
this car is so fun to drive with just thirty
(31:51):
five hundred down first, payment, TAXES dmv fees at signing
conquest least required seventy five hundred miles per. Year details
and exclusions. Apply offer ends to thirty, first which means
if you, snooze you. Lose or maybe you're all about
that comfort meats adventure. Vibe check out the twenty twenty
five Cheap Grand Cherokee laredo four by.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Four, roomy, rugged and ridiculously good. Looking just two.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Seventy nine per month for twenty four. Months perfect for
stuffing it with, friends beach, gear, snacks in just a
little emotional. BAGGAGE i, mean come, on we all have,
it so whether you're tearing up the pavement in a
charger or heading off grid in A Grand. Cherokee Victor
chrysler DoD Jeep ram has your dream ride right On
root ninety six and Victor or online At victor cdjr dot.
(32:35):
Com got a home improvement, Conundrum time to call in the.
Superheroes mac Of All. Trades leaky faucett wall that mysteriously
as a hole in it kitchen looking like it's stuck
in the. Nineties mac Of All trades is here to
save the. Day no, capes just expert, repairs remodeling and
handyman services that get the job done. Right call them
(32:58):
today at five eight FIVE i have to zero two
ninety two. Eighteen that's five eight five to zero two
ninety two. Eighteen or visit them online At macofalltrades dot.
Net because every home needs a Hero mac Of All,
TRADES i, said everything lives on the. Internet SO i
someone is telling me today that they have a new,
(33:20):
boyfriend And i'll say recycled. Boyfriend IF i Were i'm seeing,
SOMEBODY i Would i'm recycled.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
RIGHT i was. MARRIED i call it. Recycling it's a funny.
Thing but so you return tread.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah you're, right, Right, yeah, yeah well.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It almost it almost. Did ACTUALLY i would have been.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Perfect but my point, is so this person had been,
married and then the person that they're dating obviously had
been married at one, point and THEN i think was
in another relationship that was fairly, serious and she noticed
he had a. Tattoo now this is where everything goes
(33:58):
on lives on the. Internet didn't know that he, had
DIDN'T i probably didn't think anything of the, Tattoo but
for some, reason this woman decided to go on to
the ex. Fiance they never got. Married the ex fiance
(34:19):
It's facebook page and notices that that, tattoo or one
particular tattoo is a matching tattoo that happens and it's very,
upset and so the dude, SAYS i will have it,
removed and she, goes, well you don't have to do,
that BECAUSE i hear it's very. Painful but he, goes, No,
(34:42):
no every time you see, it you're going to think of.
That so, no and she's, like, no just just have
it turned into something. Else don't keep it the way it.
Is but turned it into something, else And i'm going
had you knock her on the Fucking internet and dug,
through which is again who can tell anybody to do
whatever they? Want but AND i don't know HOW i
(35:03):
would feel IF i don't know that here's the problem with,
Me LIKE i would just, go, yeah it's to, me
it's graffiti on your, body but it's also part of your.
HISTORY i think tattoos for people can kind of speak
to different points of their. Life it's sort of a. Museum,
yeah you. KNOW i MEAN i would like to not
see your ex bo's name in a spot Where i'm
(35:26):
banging in it's the tramp stamp and it says.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Property of you. Know okay THAT i got. It i'm
going too.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Far he, No so this guy, says, No i'm not
going to do that because even when you see, that
you're going to. Think and he's in the process of
having it, removed which is very painful AND i think fairly,
expensive and it's going to go a number of, months
And i'm, thinking, like.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Oh they don't have a tattoo removal. Insurance NOW i
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
WELL i went.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Through it's usually spaced out four to eight weeks, apart
and it's momultiple. Sessions you could go ten plus depending
on the, tattoo the age and the color, placement and
what it does is it just breaks down the color
and your immune system then gets it, out WHICH i
don't even know IF i like the sound of. That
and it's two to five hundred dollars per, session but
(36:17):
you need anywhere from three to, ten, right so you
could be spending five grand to get rid Of, YEAH
i want to tell you about a gem right in
the heart Of, Webster cobblestone On maine at one o
Nine West Main. Street we've been talking about them since
the inception of the. Podcast this isn't just another. Restaurant it's.
(36:38):
Not it's a flavored destination that has everybody. Talking we're
talking about mouth watering dishes like they're grilled salt and
pepper pork chopped with blue cheese and Crispy brussels sprouts
topped with a tantalizing, tomato bacon chutney and balsamic. Glaze
doesn't that sound? Amazing there's. More if you've got a
chicken wing expert in your family and mean true, connoisseur
(37:01):
they're gonna be in. Heaven my fourteen year old son
swears these are some of the best wings in. Town
and the best, part these dishes are perfect for, Sharing
so gather your, friends bring your, appetite and experience the
deliciousness that Is, Copplestone, unmaine located at one Online West
Main street in the village Of. Webster we're incredible flavors
(37:22):
meet unforgettable. Dining it's grilling, season, baby And Palmer's direct
To You market is bringing the. Heat nine Hundred Jefferson
road And henriette and online At Palmer's direct To you Dot.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Com grill, Warriors fire up those.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Flames Palmers direct To You market is your one stop
meat and seafood paradise this. Summer whether you're hosting the
block party of the year or just treating yourself to
some backyard, Sizzle palmers has exactly what you need to
own the. Grill say hello to the Homemade Fresh Trio
blends slider patties on special three ounces each packed With
(37:57):
parmers signature in house mix of Certified vegas, beefchuck sirloin and.
Brisket build your own slider flight and explore bulldo flavors like.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
The Ridiculous plen. Patties, yes they're as ridiculously good as they.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Sound available on full size or slider, size because your
grill deserves.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Options hooked on seafood, well.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Then dive into the Fresh mahi mahi. Files If Pommers
direct To you market just thirteen ninety nine a, pound
or grab a two pound bag of farm Raised talon
cook shrimp f only fourteen ninety eight a bag that's protein.
Packed summer snacking done. Right even if you think you've
mastered the, Flame palmers is here to keep you humbled and.
Helpful check out palmersdirect To you dot com for grilling,
(38:39):
tips steak, secrets grill maintenance, hacks and. More because greatness
starts with, Guidance so let's make this the greatest grilling season.
Ever head To Palmers direct To Your market nine Hundred
Jefferson road In, henrietta or Visit Palmers direct To you dot.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Com, meat, seafood, skills, sauce, Sizzle.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
It's all here At Palmer direct To. You now go
forth and grill like a.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Legend someone wrote.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Me and, said, uh, okay this goes to what you
say about quote the giving of your. Time just wanted
to share this Is Taylor swift on The Kelsey brothers,
podcast which is kind of.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Cool people can be out.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Here people might be out here doing too.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Much just shake it. Out doesn't MEAN i have to
do a damn.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Thing, yeah we live in such a social media moment
where a lot of people's identities and and they get
their feedback from, that, Right And i'm a real constructive criticism. Guy,
like give me constructive criticism all.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
DAY i will take.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
It it'll fuel.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Me it's.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Helpful, Right BUT i have so many like friends or
acquaintances or people were, like they'll see one comment they don't,
like and it will ruin their, day it'll ruin their, Night,
like AND i just want to say to, them like
you should you think of your energy as if it's,
expensive as if it's.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Like a luxury.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Item not everyone can afford, It like not everyone has
invested in you in order to be able to have
the capital for you to care about, this because like
what you spend your energy, on that's the.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Day, Okay i'm going to say something THAT i don't
know people will take.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
It if you have a little girl and she Loves Taylor,
swift fucking awesome THAT i thought that was beautifully. Said you,
know your energy is expensive and IT i don't know that.
PEOPLE i don't, know if people really equate, it it
will become A t, shirt it'll become. Quoted but what
she's saying is don't let other people's opinions of. You
(40:43):
that's WHERE i always, go turn the other, cheek.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Or where's the coaster of?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
All?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, RIGHT i THINK i had one in Here Burier. Entry, no.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Someone else's opinion of you is none of your. Business
and that's SOMETHING i have, Said oh, yeah many many.
Times it's on the coaster to the. Guy maybe someone
else's opinion the of you is none of your. Business
and it's hard because we live in that world where
people are saying things about, you and it can be,
very very. Hard and that's WHY i say, often like
when we were talking, earlier and you, know there are
(41:19):
words THAT i can say AND i. Can't you can't.
SAY i can, SAY i, can't you. CAN'T i, GO
i don't. CARE i don't care because all that stuff
is just. Noise it's just fucking. Noise and that's Where i'm.
Going you, know what are you going to spend your time?
On are you gonna spend your time upset and frustrated
and scared or you're just gonna. Go it doesn't matter
(41:39):
because tomorrow's a new day and no one's gonna think
about it or.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
WHATEVER i really like the way she said.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
THAT i like what she had to. SAY i have
no issues with.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
That your energy is you, know it's you should have
a cost for your.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Energy there are three things to. That number, one like
the constructive criticism. Part oh, yeah, yeah you, know. YEAH
i would much rather be you, know hurt by the
truth and comforted with a.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Lie, okay, well what she's saying is constructive criticians just
telling ME i look, fat, right.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
RIGHT i know it's but like, yeah, yeah, yeah like,
no that's WHY i agree with. That that's what she
means by. That Number, two like the whole thing about
the energy and. Stuff imagine how much power you're giving
someone when, they're as people like to say, nowadays paying.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Living in your head rent.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Free yeah, right, Exactly and that could become, like if
you don't get over something within three, minutes it could
become an entire. Day you got to get rid of.
It you got you gotta figure out a way in
one hundred and eighty seconds or.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Less just, Okay i'm moving.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
On it's.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Hard it takes, practice but you got to ask yourself
is this really? True is this absolutely? True and then
when you realize it's. Not but if you do the
exercise long, enough that stuff won't bother you. Anymore, man
it takes a lot of thinking to get to that.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Point but the other thing is nobody's really thinking about
you that.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Much they're not that we've become such a narcissistic, SOCIETY
i guess would be the, term and that everything's about, me, me,
me me. Me, okay, good, fine go out, there get the.
Attention but with that there is the dark, sky the
low energy of people coming at you in a negative.
Way you just have to just not listen to. IT
(43:16):
i KNEW i knew. PEOPLE i knew grown men who
wrote articles and, things and they would block people all the,
time AND i always, go what's the point of? That,
well but it doesn't matter Who i'm talking. About but
my point, was like that was always. WE i don't
think there's ever been ANYBODY i, blocked you know, What
my agent WHEN i LEFT cmf AND i went over
(43:41):
To iHeart, stations my agent had access to my social
media and blocked anybody who worked there BECAUSE i wasn't
REALLY i GUESS i must have been, aware BUT i didn't.
Remember and years later somebody else who had come over
said to, me did you know you blocked me On?
Twitter And i'm, LIKE i had no. IDEA i have
never blocked. ANYBODY i don't.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Care you want.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
TO i often think this if it's always how you
look at everything in. Life you can walk into a
room and notice the hole in the carpet and the
whatever and, say, oh what a. Dump or you can
walk into the place and, go, wow it's so nice
that this restaurant is, here and that they are making enough,
(44:24):
money they have a, staff and they're right near the
water and it's really. Great and it's all in how
you kind of look at. It and the more you
do the positive aspects of, things the more you're gonna find.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
The positive aspects of.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Things we went a little longer, Tonight, danny but, fun
it's all every lane tattoo, removals all that.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Stuff we Incorporated Taylor swift and The Buffalo bills.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Together, Well Taylor, SWIFT i just thought that it was
a powerful. Thing she, Said, Yes i'm JUST i hope
people well understand.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
It Did kelsey say something about why he hasn't been as.
Productive did he talk about? THAT i THOUGHT i read
that he.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Talked he may. Have he may.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
HAVE i did not listen to that, podcast but they
do a great Job New. Heights uh For Dan, Brilla
I'm Bill. Moran have a great, WEEKEND a great, weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
See A monday where season land.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Up opportunity for me is just a cursey care that
judging make us Feel.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
I'll have to. Wag you don't need a looking, Cattle.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Tennessee please
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!