Bong Hit - Stoner Stories
Welcome to "Bong Hit - Stoner Stories," your go-to podcast for hilarious and mind-bending tales from the stoner world. Tune in for wild adventures, trippy experiences, and laugh-out-loud moments shared by fellow enthusiasts. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some chill vibes, we've got you covered. Light up, relax, and enjoy the ride with us on "Bong Hit - Stoner Stories." For more https://www.quietperiodplease.com/
Episodes
July 15, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, Bong Hit fam! Buckle up for a wild ride that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe question your life choices.
So picture this: I'm at my buddy Jake's annual Halloween party, dressed as the most half-assed Mario you've ever seen. We're talking a red shirt, a fake mustache that's slowly peeling off, and zero commitment to the character. But here's the thing - I was so blazed that I thought I was absolutely crushing the cost...
So picture this: I'm at my buddy Jake's annual Halloween party, dressed as the most half-assed Mario you've ever seen. We're talking a red shirt, a fake mustache that's slowly peeling off, and zero commitment to the character. But here's the thing - I was so blazed that I thought I was absolutely crushing the cost...
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July 12, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey, fellow tokers and story lovers. Buckle up for a wild ride that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a little better about your own questionable life choices.
So picture this: It's my buddy Jake's 25th birthday, and we're at this massive cabin in the woods. I'm talking full-on wilderness retreat, surrounded by pine trees, zero cell service, and enough weed to sedate a small army. Jake decides we're going to have the ultimat...
So picture this: It's my buddy Jake's 25th birthday, and we're at this massive cabin in the woods. I'm talking full-on wilderness retreat, surrounded by pine trees, zero cell service, and enough weed to sedate a small army. Jake decides we're going to have the ultimat...
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July 8, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow travelers of the herbal highway. Today's story is about the night I discovered that spontaneous road trips and cannabis are a recipe for some seriously wild adventures.
Picture this: It's a crisp autumn night, I'm sitting in my buddy's beat-up Volkswagen van, and we've just decided to bail on our original plans of a boring movie night. Something about the way the moonlight was hitting the highway just screamed "let...
Picture this: It's a crisp autumn night, I'm sitting in my buddy's beat-up Volkswagen van, and we've just decided to bail on our original plans of a boring movie night. Something about the way the moonlight was hitting the highway just screamed "let...
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July 5, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, Bong Hit fam! Buckle up for a wild ride through the most ridiculous camping trip you could ever imagine.
So picture this: me, my buddy's ancient tent, and absolutely zero survival skills. I thought I was gonna be this totally awesome nature explorer, you know? Spoiler alert: I was wrong. So, so wrong.
We drove up to this remote campsite in the mountains, and I'm feeling like some kind of outdoor influencer. Packed all thes...
So picture this: me, my buddy's ancient tent, and absolutely zero survival skills. I thought I was gonna be this totally awesome nature explorer, you know? Spoiler alert: I was wrong. So, so wrong.
We drove up to this remote campsite in the mountains, and I'm feeling like some kind of outdoor influencer. Packed all thes...
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July 1, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey, everyone. Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most ridiculous road trip of my life.
So picture this: I'm twenty-three, broke as hell, and somehow convinced my buddy Jake to let me tag along on his cross-country van trip from Colorado to California. His beat-up Volkswagen van was basically held together with duct tape and good vibes, and I had exactly sixty-seven dollars to my name.
We'd been driving for hours thr...
So picture this: I'm twenty-three, broke as hell, and somehow convinced my buddy Jake to let me tag along on his cross-country van trip from Colorado to California. His beat-up Volkswagen van was basically held together with duct tape and good vibes, and I had exactly sixty-seven dollars to my name.
We'd been driving for hours thr...
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June 28, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow travelers of the herbal highway. Today, I'm gonna tell you about the most epic pizza quest that ever went down in the history of late-night munchies.
Picture this: It's 2 AM, I'm deep in a gaming marathon, and my stomach is making sounds that could wake the dead. Not just any hunger - we're talking full-on primal, caveman-level starvation. I've been playing this massive multiplayer game for hours, and my snack situ...
Picture this: It's 2 AM, I'm deep in a gaming marathon, and my stomach is making sounds that could wake the dead. Not just any hunger - we're talking full-on primal, caveman-level starvation. I've been playing this massive multiplayer game for hours, and my snack situ...
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June 20, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, blazed listeners! Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most chaotic Taco Bell run in human history.
So picture this: It's 2 AM, I'm about six joints deep, and my stomach is doing that primal growl that only happens when you've been smoking since sunset. I'm not talking a normal hunger - I'm talking a full-blown, apocalyptic need for something crispy, cheesy, and absolutely ridiculous.
My buddy Carlos had lef...
So picture this: It's 2 AM, I'm about six joints deep, and my stomach is doing that primal growl that only happens when you've been smoking since sunset. I'm not talking a normal hunger - I'm talking a full-blown, apocalyptic need for something crispy, cheesy, and absolutely ridiculous.
My buddy Carlos had lef...
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June 13, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow travelers of the green highway. Today, I'm gonna tell you about the time I accidentally became a wilderness survival expert - all thanks to some premium sticky icky and a really, really bad sense of direction.
So picture this: It's late summer, I've got an eighth of some Blue Dream that's been calling my name, and I decide spontaneous hiking is totally a good life choice. I mean, how hard could wandering through th...
So picture this: It's late summer, I've got an eighth of some Blue Dream that's been calling my name, and I decide spontaneous hiking is totally a good life choice. I mean, how hard could wandering through th...
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May 30, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, stoner fam! So, picture this: I'm at my buddy Jake's cousin's wedding, right? And I'm already feeling like a fish out of water because I know exactly three people in this entire ballroom.
Now, I'm not typically the kind of person who gets social anxiety, but something about formal events just turns me into a human pretzel of awkwardness. I'm wearing this rental tux that's about two sizes too tight, and I'm pretty sure I'v...
Now, I'm not typically the kind of person who gets social anxiety, but something about formal events just turns me into a human pretzel of awkwardness. I'm wearing this rental tux that's about two sizes too tight, and I'm pretty sure I'v...
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May 23, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow stoners and story enthusiasts! Buckle up for a wild ride that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a little better about your own epic fails.
So picture this: I'm at my buddy's annual Fourth of July barbecue, completely convinced I'm gonna be the hero of the party. I'd recently learned this insane trick of making homemade fireworks using stuff from my garage, and I was dead set on impressing everyone.
Now, let ...
So picture this: I'm at my buddy's annual Fourth of July barbecue, completely convinced I'm gonna be the hero of the party. I'd recently learned this insane trick of making homemade fireworks using stuff from my garage, and I was dead set on impressing everyone.
Now, let ...
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May 9, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow tokers and tale-spinners! Buckle up for a wild ride through what might just be the most ridiculous camping trip of my life.
So picture this: me, my beat-up Honda Civic packed to the brim with camping gear, and absolutely zero survival skills beyond what I've learned from watching Bear Grylls YouTube videos. I'd convinced myself that this solo camping trip was going to be some epic journey of self-discovery. Spoiler...
So picture this: me, my beat-up Honda Civic packed to the brim with camping gear, and absolutely zero survival skills beyond what I've learned from watching Bear Grylls YouTube videos. I'd convinced myself that this solo camping trip was going to be some epic journey of self-discovery. Spoiler...
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May 2, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow tokers and storytellers. Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most ridiculous camping trip ever conceived by a human under the influence of some seriously potent green.
So picture this: I'm out in the middle of nowhere, Sequoia National Forest, with my buddy's hand-me-down tent that's older than most TikTok users. I've got my backpack, some munchies, and an eighth of this killer hybrid strain that pr...
So picture this: I'm out in the middle of nowhere, Sequoia National Forest, with my buddy's hand-me-down tent that's older than most TikTok users. I've got my backpack, some munchies, and an eighth of this killer hybrid strain that pr...
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April 25, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow tokers and story lovers. Today, I'm gonna tell you about the most epic concert misadventure that proves sometimes being stoned is both a blessing and a curse.
So picture this: It's 2019, Coachella, and I've somehow managed to score tickets with my buddy Jake. Now, Jake's not just a concert buddy - he's a professional-level concert strategist. We've got edibles, we've got pre-rolled joints, and we've got a game plan...
So picture this: It's 2019, Coachella, and I've somehow managed to score tickets with my buddy Jake. Now, Jake's not just a concert buddy - he's a professional-level concert strategist. We've got edibles, we've got pre-rolled joints, and we've got a game plan...
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April 18, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, Bong Hit fam! So picture this: I'm sitting in my buddy Jake's basement, surrounded by the glow of a vintage Mario Kart tournament, when suddenly, the most epic food adventure of my life begins.
It all started innocently enough. We'd been gaming for hours, and the munchies were hitting harder than a blue shell in the final lap. Jake pulls out this massive industrial-sized bag of Doritos - we're talking the kind of bag that...
It all started innocently enough. We'd been gaming for hours, and the munchies were hitting harder than a blue shell in the final lap. Jake pulls out this massive industrial-sized bag of Doritos - we're talking the kind of bag that...
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April 11, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow tokers and tale-spinners! Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most ridiculous concert experience of my life.
So picture this: I'm at this outdoor music festival, right? Middle of summer, temperature's pushing 95 degrees, and I've got my trusty water bottle - which, spoiler alert, isn't just water. I've carefully mixed up this absolutely legendary cannabis-infused beverage that's gonna make this conc...
So picture this: I'm at this outdoor music festival, right? Middle of summer, temperature's pushing 95 degrees, and I've got my trusty water bottle - which, spoiler alert, isn't just water. I've carefully mixed up this absolutely legendary cannabis-infused beverage that's gonna make this conc...
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April 9, 2025 • 2 mins
Hey there, fellow tokers and story lovers. Buckle up for a wild ride that's gonna make you laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a little better about your own questionable life choices.
So picture this: I'm 22, freshly graduated, working this mind-numbing office job that's basically designed to crush your soul. Every day is the same beige walls, fluorescent lighting, and Karen from accounting who thinks her Excel spreadsheets are the most ...
So picture this: I'm 22, freshly graduated, working this mind-numbing office job that's basically designed to crush your soul. Every day is the same beige walls, fluorescent lighting, and Karen from accounting who thinks her Excel spreadsheets are the most ...
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February 19, 2025 • 3 mins
Okay, so picture this: It's a crisp autumn night, I'm sitting in my buddy Jake's beat-up Volkswagen, and we've just scored tickets to see our favorite band - but this isn't just any concert story. This is the night everything went hilariously, spectacularly wrong.
We'd been planning this concert for months. The Cosmic Jelly Band was playing their farewell tour, and Jake and I had been fans since high school. I'm talking hardcore fan...
We'd been planning this concert for months. The Cosmic Jelly Band was playing their farewell tour, and Jake and I had been fans since high school. I'm talking hardcore fan...
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February 19, 2025 • 3 mins
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May 31, 2024 • 14 mins
Ted was your average dude, living life one day at a time in his cozy little apartment in the heart of the city. He had a steady job, a few good friends, and a cat named Pickles who was more like a roommate than a pet. Life was pretty chill, but Ted couldn't shake the feeling that he was meant for something more, something epic.
That's when he got the call from his old college buddy, Steve. "Ted, my man!" Steve practically shouted th...
That's when he got the call from his old college buddy, Steve. "Ted, my man!" Steve practically shouted th...
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May 31, 2024 • 15 mins
Whoa, dude, let me tell you about this wild adventure I had down in Mexico. It all started when I decided to take a break from catching waves and hit up this little beach town. The vibes were just right, you know? Sun was shining, people were chill, and the surf was calling my name.
I rolled into town on my beat-up old motorcycle, salt still crusting my hair from the morning surf session. As I was cruising down the main drag, this f...
I rolled into town on my beat-up old motorcycle, salt still crusting my hair from the morning surf session. As I was cruising down the main drag, this f...
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