Ep 166 | Airwolf: "Airwolf II" - Boob Tube Boys

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Reticulate those splines, activate your missiles, and prepare the sidewinder
snake gun because it's time for air Wolf and these
are all things that are active on the air Wolf helicopter.
Brian Vaughan, what's your favorite thing that the Airwolf helicopter
can do?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Have Ernest borgnine in side of it.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Spencer Hendricks, what's your second favorite thing the Airwolf helicopter
can do? That mean that is number one? Correct? Yeah? Yeah,
you won.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's not like your opinion, it's just there obviously, is that? Now?
My favorite thing is how clearly all the buttons are labeled,
so you know exactly what you want to do and
what kind of attack you're going to go on, and
then you just kind of look at it and you
hit the button and it does it.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
That's a good point. Do you think that in most
attack helicopters you have to know the manual? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't know, boy that I don't think it'll tell
you what it's going to do, not so much, but
this Airwolf it does well.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think air Wolves command controls were much clearer than
street Hawks, for instance.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's sure, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, street Hawk just had the one button that he pushed,
which was laser. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, well there are other buttons. I don't know what they.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Airwolf does have a laser. Let's be very clear it does.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well, guys, I'm psyched and ready to talk about Airwolf.
I've been bringing this stupid show up for a while.
I really didn't even know what it was until we
started this venture for these two weeks and I learned
what it was. And I'm delighted that it is what
it is. So we'll find out the production and the
creation of Airwolf. We'll talk about the cast, and then
we'll get into our episode today, which is season three,

(01:35):
episode two, Airwolf two. And that's because essentially we have
a kit versus car.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
We have a car that way, same thing. Yeah, I
had that in my notes as well, thinking that the
entire time and the same air problem.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, nothing's as cool as car. However, there is one
factor that does increase Airwolf two's coolness, and we will
get to it soon. I don't want to spoil it,
a van. I want you to get to say what
is so special about Airwolf TI to namely the pilot.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
The pilot. Yeah, we will discuss that, and that's the
thing is and he's so named to do this. Oh
it's so fitting. The difference here is that Kit versus Car.
Kit and car are the thing, whereas an airwolf you
have a machine, but it still needs a pilot. Kitten
Car don't need pilot.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't need they are pilot. I think they will
kind of grudgingly allow pilots sometimes, but they're not really
doing anything in there.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's kind of a mistake on Night Writer's part to
show that Carr can do anything no matter what idiot
is inside of him, because it kind of lets you
know that David Hasselhoff's not really needed for Kit to
solve crime.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's true. It's a little bit of a conundrum and
Night Writer that I am sure people are sitting and
thinking about. Yeah, as we speak, they're like, why would
they do that? Because that really lessens David Hasselhoff's role.
Do you think those.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Same people that are pondering Night Writer all day long,
they're thinking, Man, I wish there was a show that
kind of reminds me of Night Writer that is worse.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Hmm. I bet they are along just like a couple
of years later. Cour eventally, So you guys, did I
mean this is obvious, but you could not help but
find the comparisons right with that the entire time right there. Yeah,
it's in your face.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
And of course night Rider came out first, so it
established this concept of weird guy, weird thing show in
the eighties. Well, let's get into the creation of Airwolf.
It was an American dramatic television series that aired on
CBS for its first three seasons that was in nineteen
eighty four through eighty six, and then after that the
USA Network picked it up for its fourth and final

(03:31):
season in nineteen eighty seven. The show is about the
titular Airwolf. It's a super secret government attack helicopter and
it is piloted by ace pilot Stringfellow Hawk, who often
is referred to as String by his buddy Ernest borgnine.
We'll get more to him in.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
The second just Hawk though, but Hawk is.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Usually what we go for, and that's I'd say ninety
percent of my notes are Hawk. Occasionally I'll throw in
a string. Occasionally I'll say Stringfellow Hawk. Sometimes I say
fellow Sure follow wild like that, know, like I'm Seamus. Yeah.
In the first episode, the air Wolf is built by
this lunatic genius guy who was working for the Firm,
which is a fake division of the CIA, John Grisham.

(04:11):
It's his division, the firm. He's there and it's solid.
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, Gene Hackman's in it. In the movie, The.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Genius Lunatic is Charles Henry Moffatt, and he comes up
a few times in our two episodes. He stole the
Airwolf after creating it and used it to attack the Firm,
which then horribly scarred our chief member of the organization, Archangel.
Moffatt had planned on selling the Airwolf to Mohammar Gadaffi
and Libya. Really, yeah, that was the plan in the episode.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I wonder how history would have been altered if he
had air Wolf.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
If Khadafi had Airwolf, well, he would have taken over
northern Africa. I can tell you that Arcangel ends up
recruiting Stringfellow Hawk, who was a test pilot during the
whole building of Airwolf. Thing.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Was that back when he was young?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, it was pretty much exactly this, which is a tired,
leathery man who's drunk.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
He's so leathery. That's what struck me. Swarthy even.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Instead of giving Airwolf back to the firm after Stringfeller
managed to steal it back essentially from Moffitt and kill
Moffett of his course as well, he decides to keep
it hidden so the government doesn't have access to it,
but he will agree to run missions for the firm
using Airwolf, provided they continue to help him search for
his long lost brother who's known as Saint John Hawk,

(05:31):
who I guess was a pilot in Vietnam and they
never found him after Vietnam, and Stringfellow believes he's alive
and out there, so he's searching for his long lost brother. Now.
The amazing part is after the first three seasons when
the show really struggled and was canceled by CBS, it
was picked up by USA Network and completely retooled. They
didn't even really have the helicopter, so they just used

(05:52):
archival footage of the helicopter, and they didn't have the
actors either. They killed Ernest Borgnin's character in the first
episode without him even what.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Are they trying to play the role of food.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Pretty much, And then they took Stringfellow Hawk and injured him,
so he was pulled out after the first episode and
they replaced him with Saint John Hawk. And he became
the star Bearwolf. For season four. It sucked. Nobody liked it.
They canceled it. Boom.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's well, when you started that whole explanation of Airwolf's
history and you said after the first three seasons, I'll
admit that I was surprised it got three season. Well,
here's the thing, but let's get into the creation of
it first. The show was commissioned by none other than
Hollywood and more importantly, boobtube boys legend Donald P. Bellisario.

(06:38):
This is the third show of his week cover. Are
you sure it's not more? It's only three. I looked
it up. I was shocked it was that low. Now
he's h I bet you he's produced some of them
or something. I think we've seen his name in credits.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, sure, I definitely recognized the name from just everything.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Weirdly enough, I'm the one who's covered all three of
our Donald bills.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Sorry, how weird that? That seems pretty that's tridictable.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Especially when I say the name. Although you picked one
of them, magnum p. I sure was the first one
that you selected for me. In a hoptato around then
there was quantum Leap, and of course now air Wolf.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
What do you think it, says Belisari Opus, It might
be Magnum. Honestly, I think could realistically answering this. Magnum
got the best ratings, it went the longest time, It
was one of the most successful.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
And they even had like a star helicopter in that
show too, that TC.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, does he have a fucking helicopter?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
You must feel like helicopter are the coolest thing there is.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
We have covered a lot of helicopters because, of course
Er famously gave us a helicopter nightmare Thanksgiving nightmare.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, believe it or not. One day, while he was
working on Magnum, Pi, Belisario had a new idea and
it was for a show about a treasure hunting airplane pilot.
And he eventually worked out a script for Magnum that
was filmed and aired, and it was a basically a
backdoor pilot for a concept of Airwolf. They brought on
a special guest star for it who was going to
star in Airwolf, and anyway, that guy's not part of it.

(07:57):
But on this episode that man crashed his plane onto
the estate where of course Magnum and Higgins lived, and
then they had a whole thing where they were trying
to find out why he was sabotaged or whatever. It
didn't work. Nobody really liked that episode, so they didn't
make that the next Airwolf. But Belisario did retool the
concept and made it a helicopter instead of an airplane,

(08:18):
and then Airwolf came about a few years later.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Retooling the concept is his whole career.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
As far as the success of Airwolf, it really was
fairly popular when it came out for its first season,
not super popular, and it cost a lot of money,
so it needed to be super popular to continue as
it did. And its main actor Jan Michael Vincent, and
we'll get more in him later too. He ended up
being the highest paid man on television for Airwolf because

(08:44):
he made two hundred thousand dollars per episode. That is insane,
right setting, and that amounts to six hundred grand per
episode in today's money. Now it's changed a bit. The
highest paid actors make more than that now, but back
then they really didn't get paid much. I looked it
up and for example, Jared Leto was taking home seven

(09:05):
hundred and fifty thousand dollars per episode for the Apple
TV limited series. We crashed and that's all one word
is that. So if you've heard of it, no, I
haven't really either.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
No. Apple TV has all these things, like my mom
will tell me about them or my sister AKJ five nineteen.
They'll say, there's this show with eight movie stars in
it on Apple and I will have never heard of
it whatsoever?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I have neither. Again, he made seve hundred and fifty
grand for that, like the thing that lots of I'm
sure lots of people don't know of because Apple TV?
Who has Apple TV anyway? More realistically, to compare to
J Michael Vincent's salary back then, Kevin Costner was taking
on one point three million per episode of Yellowstone, So
they make a lot more now, but back then still

(09:48):
a fuckload of money.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Why is this the chosen actor? Would you say to
have that bestowed upon him? And you are humble opinion?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Van, Let's get into that in a sec because I
want to tell me about well, I want to clarify
that what happened with Airwolf as a show, because I
watched a first season episode and it was good. What
I'm not joking. It was a good piece of dramatic television.
And that's because the first season was meant to be

(10:16):
a Cold War espionage type show, and it made that way.
It was awesome. I cannot stress how good that first
season episode of Airwolf was because these two that were
going to cover are not good now. They are bad
to know.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
And they have a lot of Colonel Sanders imagery in that.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
But what happened is because I said, the show costs
a lot of money, it didn't make enough back in
the ratings. It was pretty good, but not amazing. So
after the first season, the producer said, let's get a
full time female lead, which they probably should have had anyway,
but more importantly, let's dumb it down and no longer

(10:53):
do international spy stuff and make it more domestic and
family friendly. And that was the death knell for Airwolf.
Season two was much goofyer. Nobody really liked it that much.
Season three got even worse.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
We'll be talking about both weeks and yeah, these aren't
these are more what we're used to Yeah with eighties
primetime TV.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, bingo, And basically then the show got canceled. So initially,
this was supposed to be a huge hit, that was
going to be a really dramatic show, and it just
didn't quite pan out. Now as far as the cast,
one of the reasons big reasons Aerwell struggled is because
Jan Michael Vincent, it's lead actor, was not only the
highest paid actor in television, but he was also addicted

(11:33):
to booze and drugs. And you can see it in
these two episodes. His eyes are glossed over, he sweats
present seeing well, he does not look good and that
was a problem. He had a lot of trouble getting
there on time doing what he was supposed to do,
reading lines I say, I had trouble acting. He was
actually a leading man in the seventies and he was

(11:54):
in the films Going Home, which he received a Golden
Globe nomination for for Best Supporting Actor. He was in
The Mechanic and Big Windnesday before. He also received another
Golden Globe nomination for his performance in TV mini series
The Winds of War, which then led into him getting
the Star of Be the Star of Airwolf. So he
at one point was a big deal actor.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Arrow Is pointing up for the guy.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
He not only had issues with substances, but he also
had aggression problems and he was arrested multiple times for
violence against women. In nineteen eighty six, he was charged
with felony assault, but his lawyer argued that the woman
suing him quote tripped and fell on a telephone cord.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, that sounds about right.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
And so he was, you know, he got off on it.
And look, we never believe women even now, certainly now
it's gotten worse, but back then we still didn't. So
this is pretty questionable.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
That societal problem persists and was back then, I guess,
you know, even worse because of it. Cover ups seemed
easier to do. Vincent spent time in jail for drunk
driving and assaulting his fiance in two thousand and then
he had his right leg amputated below the in twenty
twelve after an infection, before he finally died in twenty
nineteen at the age of seventy four. Now this is

(13:06):
of course his second appearance on The Boob two Boys.
You guys remember us first. No, it was a big
deal and it was a long time ago. He was Max,
the guy who Reigns saved in the Australian episode. He
was the one that I vividly remember when Breezer opens
the bag with all the money Max goes Breezer old
buddy even all out on us, and then Breezer goes ah,

(13:31):
it was amazing, But yeah, that was him. That makes
so much sense to because Jan Michael Vincent's voice is
already starting to be shot here.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, and it was bad then Yeah. Next up is
my favorite cast member of this show, and probably your
guys is too. We'll see Ernest borgnine and he plays
the role of Dominic dom Santini. He's the father figure
and partner of stringfellow Hawk borg nine, who was born
Erme's e fron Borgnino, which almost sounds cool I than

(13:59):
only does sound cooler.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Definitely, he just probably had to make it what it
is for his film career or whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's like when Jewish people will switch their names down
yet very white, that way they can be accepted. He
was a prolific Hollywood actor whose career began in nineteen
fifty one with his turn as Who Chang That's hu
chn G in China Corsair. Now, I don't know what
China Corsair is, but that man is not a Who Chang.
I can tell you that for sure. This is like

(14:27):
what was his name, John Wayne? Yeah, being Mongolian. Yeah, wild,
I'm gonna kill a lot of people. It's me, who chang.
Look at my gap and my teeth.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm not taking this hat off, not for nothing.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I probably had this belly back then my shower in
this hat.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I was actually going to insist on each of you
doing in impersonation. I don't have to.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It seems it'll happen naturally too.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, it'll come.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
He was also in movies like Escape from New York,
The Poseidon Adventure, and something I found called a Grandpa
for Christmas Wow, where he plays the titular C.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I want to see that.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, I think we should watch.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's no argument against that now.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Of course, I know Ernest borgnine from his episode of
Mystery Science Theapter of three thousand. It was called Merlin's
Shop of Mystical Wonders. This was my introduction to him.
Oh man. The story is basically he's a grandpa telling
his grandson these stories because he used to be a
Hollywood writer or something because the power's out. But what
it really is is they had two movies they wanted

(15:26):
to motion to one movie, so they had him be
the framework to add them together by also using Merlin,
so they.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Get scraped by eighty four minutes or whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
And that is, by the way, there's a new movie
coming out. I think it's an a twenty four called No.
It's a Stephen King movie called The Monkey. Have you
guys seen this? No? No, it's about the symbols monkeys.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, and that is also the symbols monkey that that
child repeatedly uttered the phrase rock and roll Martian while
the monkey collected a symbols.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's the one that rock and roll Marti in a song.
That's true. You guys made many moons ago, oh like
fifty five years ago. Now. Now, to my knowledge, Ernest
Borg and I never beat his wife, and he is
the opposite of Jan Michael Vincent, having spent a lot
of his career donating to charity, also helping his wife
with her own cosmetics company. And in nineteen ninety six,
this is my favorite Ernest borgnine story. He apparently bought

(16:17):
a bus and just drove it around the US meeting fans. Wow,
that was the entire purpose. He would pull over and
be like, all, R'm Ernest born nine. It's like he's
Rod beck Is. Honestly, you can't just that guy when
he talks you smile. There's nothing, There's nothing he can
say that it wouldn't make me happy.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's just that glowing rosy face. You know, his eyes
are very expressive.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
What was that spencer that no matter what he says,
no matter why, smile your face right, make me happy.
Let's see about this because a few years before he died,
he had an interview on like a Fox News network,
not not in that regard, but like a just a
news crew that he was talking to. It wasn't politically charged,
although I don't know his politics, and he had this
to say about longevity to the show, show real quickly.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're ninety one years old.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You look fantastic.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
He look like your late sixties.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
What's the secret? I don't dare tell you know? Okay, yeah,
it's borgnine jerks off a bunch. Really, you guys didn't
know that.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
No, I'm actually I'm relieved. I was afraid that was
gonna be much worse.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
No, No, it's fun. It's not a mean thing.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I think it would be foolish to have ever assumed
that borgnine didn't crank it.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
You know, I bet he cranked it in between takes
on this show.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
I bet he cranked it on that bus as he
was going across the nation.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
When he was in the air Wolf, he was jerking
it like crazy. He was ripping on it and is
in like in the werewolf plane.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
That's why I couldn't get him on there to answer
the radio in the next week's episode. He was busy
doing that down there too.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Busy Jan Michael Vincent gets in there.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Borgnine.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
The controls are slippery, all the buttons are sticky. Right.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Did you guys remember him in his brief cameo and
that Simpsons upsode in the campound.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, and he has the hat on the like ship
Captain and.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
There's like a monster at the end of that episode.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
The other one too. And I know none of us
really watch the show a lot, but you might recognize
his character. There's someone on SpongeBob named mermaid Man and
he's like a superhero, his elderly superhero. Earliar with this,
I'm sure you've seen an image. I have two that
seeks that was Ernest borgnine, And I guess the gimmick
is he always yells evil like he's gonna get voice.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
And like Ernest borgnine seems like he's shaped like those characters.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Naturally, you just.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Gave me a brilliant idea, And I don't know why
we haven't. We should have covered SpongeBob at some point.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
We should have done at it's weird that we have.
I mean, we've done that show. No, it's over.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I realized we didn't do it. We just can't.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Are you ready? Kids? Who jerks off on a bus
and drives around the country Ernest for nine and we're
gonna talk about the next guy. It is Alex Cord.
He plays the authority figure Michael Coldsmith Briggs the Third,
a archangel, and he works for the firm and plays
both friend and foe to Hawk in Santini as he

(19:06):
tries to get Airwolf back at any opportunity. Now, in
the first season, he was very much the is he
friend or foe? Yeah? After that, after the second season started,
he became more just friend and like in this episode
he was like, we're buds, guys. Yeah, he's just like
totally aligned with him in the two that we cover,
but early on that wasn't intended for the role. He
is always dressed in immaculate white outfits and wears glasses

(19:30):
except one lens is always blacked out, and he's his
left eye it's like an eye patch because he lost
the eye during the original Airwolf attack on the firm
by that crazy guy Moffatt who built the Airwolf. He
blew up the firm and injured Archangel to the point
where he was blinded in one eye, and then also
had a limp, which also doesn't matter sometimes.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I guess apparently I didn't notice a limp really at all.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Now, Like he has a cane.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah right, but he's he's pretty, he's lithe for his
a she starts very well.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, he has a real plantation Colonel Sanders feel to
him though, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Big mustache at all times. He's in a ton of
movies Alex Cord, including Naked City. Oh well these are
shows too, Naked City, Gun Smoke, The Six Million Dollar
Man Walker, Texas Ranger, and then his final film appearance
as General Stonewall Jackson in the two thousand and nine
Kevin Sorbo action film Fire down Below. Because I saw
Fire down Below and thought it was a Steven Sagall movie. Yeah,

(20:26):
what's that one called Fire down Below? They're both just
called that, wow, both of them. One of them ass
sorbo one of them as Steven Sagall. Wow, you think
you're poison?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, you're just not gonna see a good movie if
it's called that.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
And then finally, starting in season two, we had katlin O'Shaughnessy.
She was played by Jean Bruce Scott over forty four episodes.
This is the woman that they brought in that they
wanted a main female lead starting the second season. And
she's great. She feels a good Bonnie on Night Rider. Yes,
except she's a little more active. We don't see it
much in these episodes, but like she flies the Airwolf. Oh,

(21:00):
she shoots at people and does all that stuff good
for her?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, they do let Bonnie shoot missiles at car. It's
not a task to take lightly.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Scott mostly had TV appearances in her career. She was
in Night Writer, of course, she was in New Heart
Matt Locke, and then she also had a recurring role
on You Guessed It Magnum p I for ten episodes.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
That's how it all led it to being on the
show Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Bootoo Boys Separation Here Ellisario.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, nobody ever sits around and play Six Degrees of
Donald P.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Bellisaria. They should. In two thousand and seven, Scott worked
as the executive director and producer of Native Voices at
the Autrey, which is a cool program devoted to creating
stage works by Native American playwrights. It's kind of neat.
It's good for her.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
When you said Autrey, I thought it was going to
be related to the singing cowboy Audrey, the.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
One who made the angels want to mean. And that
does it for the main cast. However, No, it doesn't
for the main cast. Oh okay, however, my heart, there
is a special guest star for this episode we are
going to cover. This is technically his first boob too
boys appearance.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, that's true, because he showed up in.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
The motion.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
They're good, the motion picture men. They're great us. Yeah,
really similar.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Who wants let's say his name? After three, I'll say one,
two three, and then we'll say the name. Sure right,
one two three? Wait, Wait, he's back. We love him.
He's back. Maybe he was the drunk friend in Champagne
and Bullets, Rode a rynch Slash get even yeah to
get all the names. And he's drunk here too, and
he's drunk everywhere Brian and he plays Harlan Jenkins, all
the Southern Texan, bitter rival to string fellow Hawk, and

(22:35):
like I said, he dials up that Texan for this episode.
He's amazing.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I'll listen to here. There's no pilot better than me
in the sky.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Now, pilots in the ground. Maybe we don't have grand
pilots and texts. Curl my hair it started and go straight.
All right. With the cast out of the way, it
is time to dive into this episode of Airwolf with
season three, episode two. So we're into Airwolf too. Know
I did that on purpose. I didn't iage of it.
All right. We begin as so many shows of the

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nineteen eighties and sometimes seventies did. This was the thing
back then. They don't do it now. But they show
you a montage of what's coming up, and we're gonna
skip it. We're gonna talk about it anyway in the episode.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
So wings Hauser's in it.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
He's in it a lot. Yeah, So it's Jan Michael Vincent,
believe it or not. But mostly that consists of just
helicopters fighting each other. Is that what I say?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
They almost seem to be implying that most of the
rest of the episode is inconsequential when they do that,
when they scratch in like the very end, they're like,
the rest of it's kind of dumb.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You'll get there.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I though, when I was watching this, I texted Van
immediately and said, I know why you chose this episode
because I had no idea wings Hawser was going to appear.
And I mean, he's like the first guy you see
in the previews.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
And that would not be something that you could see
and not pick that episode. You couldn't be like, I
don't want to do this one.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's part of boobju blaw. None of us have ever
been scrolling through episodes to pick and seen Wingshauser and said, well, no,
let's find something better than that.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
This is just the first time that's happened. It's gonna
happen again. Someone will be scrolling along and see that name.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
After the montage, slowly a helicopter rises into view. It
comes up from behind a mountain or something, and it's
just saying, hello, there, I'm Airwolf, pleased to meet you.
And then the synth rifts kick in and it's no
longer fun air Wolf. It's badass fighting air Wolf. We
see like cool eighties wire frame technology like it. It

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looks streaty, but it isn't. Yeah, we're great. We're hardcore
gritting it up here. And just like that, we're air wolfing.
And we see Stringfellow Hawk wearing a tux. He's kissing
a pretty lady archangel. He's in the intro sequence. He
rides a horse, which that happens in this episode too.
Caitlin puts on some pants, she points a gun, and
then at the end Ernest borgnine smiles and does an

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old chubby wacky guy stuff. That's the intro sequence. It's fine,
it's six out of ten. I don't mind this song.
I like the song.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's kind of fun, so my favorite, but it's just
me shorter. These are long credits. No, yeah, they're very long,
but so you know, a show should be shorter too.
Oh this is a thirty minute show. It's been through
you say this all the time. Yeah, this should not
be an hour now and they it's also not even
it's like forty eight minutes because it was the early
eighties or mid eighties.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
I think that was my one, because mostly these are
pretty enjoyable, but that part definitely when I saw the
amount of time a little piece of me died because
it was like, there's no way they need to do that.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
And obviously in our next episode they use a lot
of that time with till lating action sequences.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Indeed, the show proper opens with the credits rolling and
a helicopter buzzing around town and lands somewhere in a
parking lot, like on a building. Two figures dressed in
white step out of the helicopter with a white briefcase
in hand, and we were apparently at the local Chamber
of Commerce's Man of the Year ceremony. Oh yeah, and
we've got a man. He's giving a speech about bravery

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while we didn't see our hero, stringfellow Hawk. He's sitting
next to another man and they were both dressed in
tuxedos fancy formal event. The man next to Hawk says, well,
you'd think they could have been a comfortable tucks, and
Hawk grins and he laughs, and then he follows that
up with testimonials and convert. Then he threw up in
his mouth. Well, I don't always said I had to rewind,

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rewind and check, and I think he says, testimonials and
comfort don't go together. Powell.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, everybody says that, but once again, I remember my
mom telling me that in the crib, and she's.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Right, yeah, I mean, we're not disputing the fact. But yeah,
he says testimonials, and the man giving the speech wraps
it up and says, I'd like to introduce everyone to
a man whose life embraces courage, the Chamber of Commerce's
Man of the Year, Roy Starky. Hell yeah, Roy Starky,

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go get him right. Clap.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
They did a little bit of the purdemic thing where
they just clapped and clapped and clapped and clapped, and
it just kind of went on and didn't look like
they were going to ever do anything.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
But eventually Hawk gets up, even though he's not Roy Starky.
That's because Roy Starkey is handicapped. He's paralyzed below the
neck apparently. And this is a thing that just persists
throughout Airwolf. I guess Shrink the lowks real good buds
with disabled people.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Is that just supposed to be a thing where they're like, oh, look,
how good of a guy this.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Character think it is? Is this guy involved in any
future episodes? No, huh, No, just a one off, And
they do that a lot. They'll just have a named
character that we're supposed to know and that's it.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
This is sort of like the screenwriting technique save the Cat,
you know, where you have somebody rescue an animal to
show they're good, like early on his story, And you
really have to do that with jan Michael Vincent because
he's so sweaty and it's not likable. It's the kind
of sweaty that you know, he didn't just exercise.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
No, it's I'm zoinked. Yeah, it's the kind of sweat
and I'm nervous. Well, that's a fitting word for Michael Vincent.
That's a man with a flask in his pants right there. Oh,
so that's what's in his pants. Next episode, More or
More Not to Come, Hawk takes the Roy Starkey up
to the stage and still everyone's clapping, but at the

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back of the room we see Archangel enter and he's
angrily gesturing at Hawk and demanding the Hawk come over
there to talk to him. Hawk pats Roy Starkey on
the shoulder makes his way to the back of the
room while the Man of the Year himself begins his
speech to the adoring crowd. Hawk tells Archangel that's very important.
As you know, you're ending up doing a big night
for a friend of mine, and Archangel starts demanding to

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know where Hawk was the previous night. Hawk makes a joke.
Arch Angel gets mad and yells at him and says, look,
the only thing standing between the FBI and you Hawk
is me. I don't know. He's a polite that.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Speak, pretty good impersonation. It's not bad when he gets
riled up. It doesn't quite land right to a certain degree.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Also intimidating.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
This guy hates the FEDS. He says it all the time.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I guess it makes sense too that it doesn't really
fit because that's mostly not what he does.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Now.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
This is the first time we see him, and then
the rest of the episodes that we saw he's nothing
like this. So it's really he is out of place
for him, and I didn't know it at the time.
I was like, well, what's this guy's deal?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
And his wardrobe leads me to believe that he's usually
on a porch sipping sweet tea.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Well. In the first season, again, this is supposed to
be a stand in for the CIA, and he's supposed
to be someone He says, you can trust me. I'm
all in white. Look at me. I'm the good guy. Yeah,
but maybe he isn't. But now he is the good guy,
so that doesn't work. Everyone gets all huffy because he's
being loud and they gasp. Someone tells Archangel and Hawks
shut the fuck up. The two meet up with the

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woman who we saw walking with Archangel earlier in the
episode in the hotel bar, and Archangel tells Hawk that
I'm a man who deals in facts and logic. It's
important that you know that, because here are the facts
in logic. But also Hawk the whole time is saying,
what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
There's a thing that's happening right now, which is someone
who he trusts and loves doesn't trust him, and it's
really getting into his guts. It hurts.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
What does he say later that that burns my guts?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I think it burns my guts. It comes up later.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
My guts are getting real hot.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
It sets my guts on fire. That's that's what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I've never heard that before, so I definitely took note
of that.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I kind of want to use that. I really like
saying we're guts too.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, you like guts and now you can say, sets
my guts.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Do you have them?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Guts? Do you have them? I don't have a piece
of the crag, Brian, I'm sorry. You know what. Why
haven't we covered guts yet? It'll happen. We gotta cover. Yeah.
We haven't had a children's game show in a while, Like,
what was it Legends of the Hidden Test last time?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
That's really fun to do.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
It actually really was fun. Go check out those episodes.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
I'm a big fan of the Purple Parrots.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, me too, I'm a purple parrot for life.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Finally we learn what the deal is here, and it
turns out at oh, twenty three hundred Wait, oh twenty
three hundreds Not right, that's fifty thousand hours. Wait, how
does time work now? An airwolf? It's different. It turns
out last night, at twenty three hundred hours, a train
robbery went down and was led by none other than
Santini air.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
I had a question for you. It says here this
show takes place in the twentieth century, but there's a
train robbery, which leads me believe this might actually be
the nineteenth century. And there's like an outlaw on the loose.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
There's twenty twenty five. There are trains out there right now,
but there's no train robber. You don't know that.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I feel like train robbery was a profession that's just gone.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Like trains anymore, I think they do. I think the
media keeps it from this.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I think, yeah, big train to cover up now. I'm
so sick of big train trying to tell us everything
is okay now and our cargo is being eluded left
and right right off.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yea, as Seth is there right bns, that's totally right.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah good, I bet you. There's people out there popping
the rails with bendls right now, taking all sorts of
things anyway.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Basically, a helicopter that looks like it belonged to Santinier.
That's Ernest Borgnine's characters Choppers. It looked like it robbed
this train. That's the problem. And it turns out a
whole bunch of fuel, ammunition, and missiles were also stolen,
and that's all stuff that matches up with what the
Airwolf requires. So Hawk takes a deep breath and he says,
I'm going to try and calmly explain this to you

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as best I can myself. Dom nor Caitlin would ever
steal or hijack anything from anyone. That's really unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Die, I feel like he I know he's angry, but
it feels like a kind of unneeded for him to
just state we did not do it.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah, you can tell his guts are on fire. He
doesn't need to say it.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
He should have taken a page from Shaggy and just
said it wasn't me. That's it. That gets the point across. Yeah,
and then.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Michae would be like, were you in the helicopter it
wasn't me. Did you steal the stuff from the train,
it wasn't me. Did you have sex with my girlfriend
it was Is that what that song is about?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
I saw your banging on the counter something like that.
I saw your banging in the shower. Yeah, and I
know the beat all right. Ourch angel says, well, you know, string,
I spent the last twenty four hours telling myself and
I've got to believe that you couldn't steal this. I
just it's the facts. Bait.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I had a question about that. I don't think that's possible.
Because this happened before twenty four hours ago.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
That time works differently. Oh yeah, well, yeah, we've already
established that, okay, I shouldn't question Michael. Well. Finally, Hawk says,
the fact that you don't believe me sets my guts
on fire. I need to go to the hospital. I'm
burning from the inside out. Hawk says, it's proof time
you got to put up or shut up Archangel, and
the other man tells him, well, we'll see what this

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does to your gut, and he plays a security tape
taken at the train robbery. The footage is grainy and dark,
but we can see a helicopter and it's dulled up
in the American flag. It's a Santini helicopters, is what
they look like. Hawky's is up a bit on his attitude,
and he says, I don't know what's going on here,
but I'm damn one. I'm gonna find out. That's not
all our angel tells our hero. He says, look, the

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firm is calling for your arrest, and I don't know
how long I'll be able to hold off the FBI.
Seems like time is not on their side right now.
And as we've established, time is different here.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Airwolf is like another dimension.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
It's another dimension.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
When you at home you're watch an Airwolf bro I mean,
this isn't just some child's entertainment. Man, Like, whenever you
watch it an Airwolf, you can really be transported in
space and time just from with inside your mind's eye.
Back at the hangar at Santini Air, Ernest borgnine and
Catlin are poking at a bunch of bullet holes in
one of his helicopters. Well Hawk takes photos of it

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with his giant flashbulb nineteen eighties camera. I love that
camera and it makes that noise. I like that noise too.
He tells the bloated old man and the skinny woman
that they need to either find some answers or get
out of dodge all of them because they're in trouble.
And borg nine says, where are we going to find answers?
And Hawk says, not the movies, and he gives a
sheepish grin. Now, the cast of Airwolf is not going

(34:43):
to the movies. I want to clarify that. I wish
they were.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
And now I also wish you did that thing where
you figured out what movies were playing whenever this.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Air If the cast of Airwolf we're going to movies here,
what do you think they might see? Well, guess what
what year is this? Nineteen eighty two, sorry, nineteen eighty five.
October fifth, nineteen eighty five, So I looked up what
was playing then? Was it witness By with Harrison Ford.
We can find out, we can determine what the cast
of Airwolf would go see if they were given the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh, the World Series was going on, the Cardinals Royals
one boom.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I'm sure America loved that one.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Oh yeah Megary, World Series killer ratings. Actually it probably
did because there were two things you could watch, either
Airwolf or the World.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Series and Ball or Scorpion Man. Thank yup. The number
one movie at the box office on that day again
October fifth, nineteen eighty five is Commando. Oh yeah, they
go watch Commando. Yeah, So never mind, we don't need
to we don't need to continue. No, just for your
reference by terms of endearment. Maybe we had Jagged Edge,
back to the Future, Agnes of God, Invasion USA, and

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Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Two of those I could have plausibly guessed.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, I think so. Back to the Future Agnus of
Gold and Pee Wee's. I don't know what the other
ones are.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I've not heard of those expected, yeah to be more familiarmando.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I know it is, and that's what they'd lunch. Meanwhile,
Archangel and his lady assistant have driven their big white
limo up to a building out in the middle of
the desert where a bunch of guys in suits are
old and standing around with guns. Archangel gets out and
flashes his badge, so the old security guy lowers his
weapon and says he okay, follow me. But before they
make it into the building, they are interrupted by a

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hokey Texas accent coming from the side. It is Wingshauser,
big clown head, meaty body, little mouth.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
He's here, and I can say that I got a
little mouth.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
To Harlan Jenkins. That's the character's name. And I might
add the woman who is with Archangel is here, and
that's who Harlan's referring to. When well you'll see, well, well,
well it's not my old friend, the Angel of Secrecy.
How you doing. What's this delicious little slice angel food cake? Huh,

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hom're Jenkins, isn't it? Well it has been a long time,
hasn't it, Harlan. Harlan Jenkins, Yes, one of Moffett's assistants
on the Airwolf design. No, I think it's the other
way around. Well, now that we're establishing identities, who are
you again? That is towards a woman that came with Archangel.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
A little bit of Matthew McConaughey in there. I'm telling
you bit I could see it wings McConaughey, True Detective
starring wings Hauser and Rick Body John d'Art.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
The woman does not respond to Harlan and he just
kind of gives him a dissatisfied look, and arch Angel
says she will not speak unless I will it or
it pleases her. The man in white heads inside, but
he stops and he gives one last piece of advice
to Harlan. Well, by the way, I wouldn't make a
move on her, she's a cobra at buccaroot. Next time

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you see me, you can know exactly who I am,
all right? Right? Two things Number one? Number one, that
little noise you heard at the end, the snap and
the clap. What you want to describe it, Brian what? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
One of the things about Wingshauser's signature acting style is
it's very herky jerky. There are a lot of like
hand motions in his shoulders move a lot, and this
is him doing a series of finger clicks and pops.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
You know, like he does the it's just in one hand, yeah,
pats it.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
It's essentially like a cool guy moved in the conversation
to say like it's a mic drop, is what it is.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
It's the finger guns. Yeah, but snapping and clapping and waving.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
You guys want to see if you can maybe develop
your own one of.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Those too, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I think Also it bears mentioning, if not already readily understandable,
that wings Hauser is a huge perve in this episode.
Oh yeah, of course, yeah, I mean he always is. Also,
Wingshuser is horny from all the roles I've seen him in.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
The only other thing I've seen him in, oh no,
two things, and he wasn't horny in one of them.
But the other one was called Mutant. It was this
eighties movie and he's just ran around yelling a name
for three hours. The other one is the one with
the killer tire rubber.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Oh I've seen that. I didn't know he was in that.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
He is the guy in the wheelchair watching it all.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I saw that before I knew who wings Hauser was,
which is a damn shame.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yep, and he's just a weird old man in it.
It's great. And then okay, second thing in that clip, Buckeroo,
he called the man Buckaroo. That's a hush thing people
have done before.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I think this is probably peak buckeroo in American culture,
because the Adventures of Buckaroo Bondzi that might.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Have been out by then.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah, that was that movie, right, Yeah, Jeff goldblooms in that.
I think, huh, I've seen it. I don't know much
about it.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
He uses it again, right, he's oh, yeah, he's gonna
he's gonna bust that out here in a minute, a
couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, he doesn't hesitate to bust it out.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
What religion do you guys think he practices? Is it
probably huck Finism or whatever it's that.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Or scientology? Yeah, okay, let's move on. Inside the building
where Archangel has now gone. They're a handful very elderly people.
They're sitting around a glass desk, wearing suits and in
the case of one, why, he's cracking old Man an
admiral outfit. I love this guy. Now, the head old Man,
not the admiral. The head old Man is a guy

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with ironically a giant head, but he is named Zeus,
and he tells Archangel that the firm has put up
with your Shenanigans for far too long. In your defensive
Hawk and the earwolf that's.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Treeson and I think it's fucked up how he goes
around impregnating people with lightning bolts and shit.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
But there's nothing you can do about it, nouse.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Sometimes he'll turn into a goat, yeah exactly, and you
won't know it's him.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
The Admiral over here after hearing trees and pipes up
and he says, unless Hawk has been sewing vodka to
the Russians, trees and seems a little strong to me, huh.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Now, and then he winks this is another And this
happens an airwolf a lot where the laughter and the
clapping that ensues is too long.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Well, this guy, as we've quickly learned, the Admiral, is
basically like Statler and Waldorf together in real life.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
A little twinkle in his eye.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
He's always nice though.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
You know right from the beginning, even though he's with
this evil consortium, that he's probably a good guy.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
He got in it for the right reasons and tries
to save it from the inside.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, nice mustache.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I also think he has a point that sometimes in
the military sort of lifestyle that is the hot and
go to like I think this is treason, Like when
they really want to say you've done something bad, that's
where they'll gotter. No matter what, it's.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Funny when actual treason occurs, when or not so quick
to recognize it.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Nobody gives a shit when it really is a specific.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
As all the I'm scared, let's continue.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, agreed, I do think I have a rant next episode,
but we'll say that. Zeus says, Nevertheless, Archangel's trusting of
Hawk has not only put this organization, but also this
country in jeopardy, and as of today, Michael Coldsmith brings
the third you are fired from the firm. Ourchanngel gets
a furiously perplexed look on his face, and the Admiral

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chimes in rather helpfully.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
You've been kenned son.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Son, it bears, mentioning that Michael Coldsmith birds the third
is like sixty.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, he's plenty old. Our Angel composes himself and he
tells him, Hey, without me, you guys won't have any
access to Airwolf. But Zeus is ready. If his joyous
smirk on his face is any indication, he picks up.
It's a Batman hot phone. It's very red, and he
punches one button really hard, and then he says, all right,
before he walks over to the nearby window. I bet

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you was a big deal that this phone was cordless
whenever this episode came out, because I don't think that
was the thing really in the eighties, things had to
be touching.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I remember when we got our first cordless phone, kind
of thinking it was cool and sleek, and that also
I couldn't reach it.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
They mounted it too, I on the wall for me.
I think we had a sneaker. That was our first
cordless phone. You don't remember those, Yeah, it was a
shoe phone.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I remember you having a phone kind of like that
when I met you. Maybe it was a hamburger, Maybe
it was a sneaker who no teller, good bit of
any baller. Scorpion Zoos tells Archangel, we no longer have
a need for Airwolf, my friend, and then he smirks.
They all stand around but for a bit, because we
have to wait until we hear the sound of a helicopter.

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Approaching ourch Angel walks over the window to get a
better look. Just as he does, a red version of
Airwolf A sins into view and tells him, Hey, meet
Airwolf two. Shouldn't have given a different name. Yeah, I like,
just use another animal like Airbear Airwolf JUNR like that too,
air Wolf Prime. Archangel stares in disbelief with his mouth open,

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and inside the cockpit we see none other than Harlan Jenkins.
He gives a little wave to Archangel and says, so
we meet again, Buckeroo.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
I wish Susan said it too, like he was like, oh,
you won't have Airwolf without me. Think again, Buckeroo.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
All the characters at.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Airwolf and the good guys. We gotta get Airwolf back.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Buokaroo string Where are we gonna get it?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Buckaroo?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I don't know, Bookeroo, Bukaroo. I'm not sure what to do.
That's okay, really, I'm Scario.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
That's Ernest borg nine.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
After Harlan Jenkins's Bukaroo, we get counted thirteen soundless seconds
of Archangel glaring at Zeus and Zeus grinning happens. Yeah,
you get a fill time. It's forty eight minutes this
second air Wolf being piloted by a drunken lunatic spells
bad news for our heroes. But before we find out
what they're up to, let's take a break. Meanwhile, the

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good Guy Trio or at some sort of video editing facility,
and according to Ernest borgnine, they've been there for four hours,
seventeen minutes, thirty six seconds. He's counting, and he asked Catlin,
I can we trust this guy there's video editor, because
this is, you know, secret stuff, And she says, no, yeah,
I trust every move he makes. I used to date
him and he never misses, and Ernest borgnine, without skipping

(44:44):
a fucking beat, says, I don't mean that it was delightful.
It really was. I find it wonderful.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
He doesn't want to think about her that way. I guess,
Ernest borgnine, I do.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Kind of feel like that wasn't important information for Catlin
to share. I don't know what that had to do
with anything in that moment.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
I like this old timey keyboard that that has different
colored keys that the guy's working on.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Hawk he's talking to the video the guy that Calin's
talking about, this very sexually proficient guy, and he has
him stop at the screenshot of a helicopter, and the
guy tells him, you know, if you pick any portion
of that screen no smaller than an ants behind, I
can enhance it twelve hundred times.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Enhance.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
It's not the thing anyone could ever do. You can't
do that, but eighties technology. Man, they see some sort
of like smoking gun on the picture. After he enhances it,
it proves it wasn't their helicopter, or some weld thing
they keep talking about, probably related to the bullet holes.
It's not important whatever it is. They seem to be

(45:44):
in the clear. But just then in the editing booth,
the phone rings and it's apparently for Hawk. Someone knew
he was there. He grabs it and he says hello,
but on the other end of the line we see
it's the admiral from earlier, only he doesn't respond. He
called Hawk and is not ready to talk to him.
Why guys, he's busy because he's fucking playing pac Man. Yeah,

(46:05):
it's awesome, and he's going to town on it and yelling,
and he yells at Hawk and he says, give me
a minute, keep your pants on, but he can't quite
get to the power pelt in time. Oh Man, one
of the ghosts eats him. It's probably probably inky or something.
I bet he's good at it though. I bet he
plays a lot. He's one of the number one pac
Man plays.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Yeah, he's on all of the arcade machines Everywhere's Admiral.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Mike Horter's sitting there.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I got next. Hawk realizes it's the Admiral and he
calls him as such, to which the Admiral says, you'd
be a great sports announcer because you didn't call me
by my name. This was very weird. Yeah, I don't
really understand that at all. But the Admiral gets down
to business. He tells Hawk Archangel was fired, and he
gushes all over arch Angel, by the way, and then
he says, string, you better go looking for him. Hawk

(46:48):
starts to ask questions. The Admiral just hangs up on him,
probably to go play more pac Man.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Well, he doesn't want to get out of the zone.
He's in it too. You can tell he's like playing
his best and he's focused. He couldn't even like into
the phone.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
The AutoZone we talked about pet boys recently might as.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Well equals well, because that's another car place, right Midas.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Didn't have George Foreman as the guy for a while.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I bet I think it did.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, look at my big grills.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
They went straight from one of those to Captain D's commercial.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I bet at the wow yeah, and they I kind
of want Captain D's again soon. It's been a long time,
like twenty five years for me.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I don't remember the.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I don't think I ever had Captain D's.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Oh I've had it, and let me tell you it's
not very good, but I want it.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Hawk tells Borg nine it's time to go, and when
the latter asks where they're going, Hawk tells him to
help out a friend. But he doesn't add anything to that,
so presumably that doesn't narrow anything down for Ernie here,
and then he just goes along with it. It's a
pretty jarring cut. But we're now at a swimming pool
where tons of beach babes are all here in their
high waisted bikini bottoms. They've got their poofy enormous hair,

(47:57):
and guess who else is here? Harlan Harlan Jenkins's wearing
his brown sport coat and black jeans, hitting on every
single woman that he hits with visity massive This.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Is the most like his character from Get Even that
he is.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
I think this scene. He's also wandering around in this yeah,
and which is very huck finny, do you know, like
U between leering After constantly being rebuked by the beautiful woman,
he finally sits down and he's talking with several South
American revolutionaries. As it turns out, they are led by
the MELTI faced Alonso Dilmo, who after Harland points out
he's not there solely to marvel at old I believe,

(48:32):
he says, marvel at it. Fine body is guy tells
him Harlan, my people are getting antsy. We need to
move on to the next step in the plan. Harlan says,
cool down. I'm going to be stealing a billion dollar
piece of equipment from the US government, and I don't
think they'd be willing to package it up nice and
clean for a tortilla republic like yours. Those are his words,

(48:55):
not mine, I think. He also says, if you comprendo
my meaning, sir, Yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
There's a lot of gesticulating here too, like he's just
his The shoulder pads on his support coat are going
up and down.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
A lot Dilomo threatens him some more and reminds him,
we're paying you a lot of money. Harlan reveals he
knows he's one of only two pilots in the world
they can pilot an air Wolf. Guess what, There's not
much you can do to threaten me, because without me,
you can't steal air Wolf. Then, as a parting phrase,
Harlan Jenkins says, case adella amigo. I laughed out loud

(49:28):
at that.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I don't I didn't expect it. It's like he's just
using case ide as a good bye.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I think that's what it was, and there's no way
that that was not in the script he think of that.
I guarantee that was.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
That was a wings house.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, classic wings house where he just keeps saying stuff
and then like, I don't know what to do about it.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I guess we'll leave it in. Hawk and Ernest borgnine
are flying around trying to find arch Angel, and they
tell us they know they're being set up thanks to
bullet holes and seams or whatever, but they can't figure
out who's doing it, so they vow to continue their
search for their old boss and meantime out in the desert,
a Limo in a van with a big cat toy

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stuck to the roof. Now they park and outsteps Zeus
as well as the Secretary of Defense Dunlap, and the
former tells the latter, I've brought you out to the
desert with my cat toy van because I have a reason.
I'm going to show you the single greatest aircraft in
the world, perhaps even better than Airwolf.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I would have been afraid. There's a really big cat
that was gonna play with.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
That bat it around little no the cat's next episode.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, we have to wait a week come out.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
So many though, and perhaps a man who works on
their behalf.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Zeus also says that the plans for Airwolf two are
so secret they're only stored in the computer on Airwolf two.
So if it's gone, it's gone. The US can't build another. Yeah,
I hope no one tries to steal it, Zeus says.
A big man behind him with a walkie talkie say,
red Wolf, we have a go, And suddenly Airwolf two
ascends from behind a nearby hill and Harlan Jenkins is

(50:55):
crazy eyed. He begins to just zip around and push
buttons that say things like copperhead and Maverick and all
sorts of missiles are fired and the ground explodes everywhere.
Then Zeus tells the secretary, look, there's one more demonstration.
Harlan pushes the laser button much like in Street Hawk,
and then a big laser beam shoots out and things explode.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Copperhead shoots out snakes. To be clear, Maverick shoots out
Dirk Nowitzki.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yep, correct, But that's not all. Airwolf two here shoots
a bridge, a random car in a hill, and then
some other helicopter shows up and shoots a missile at it,
so it shoots that helicopter down.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah, I guess that was part of the train.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
But is there somebody in there were.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
They just gonna be like that guy's gonna die, and
the demonstration of how great air will fail.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Listen, there's something you should know about the training we're
not all making at home. Can you imagine like going
to your first day at a job. I'm like, okay,
this is just the orientation. They're like, one of you
will never see your family again.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
It might happen this week, it might happen a year
from now, but it will happen. It's gonna happen on
the get to Know You module, and Harlan yells Yahoo,
of course before he blows up the other Lenaria eh.
And then he makes Airwolf to wiggle. He does this
a lot. He flies Airwolf and it jiggles aback. I
don't know helicopters work. I don't either. This thing can move.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
We probably should by now know how helicopters work from
talking about them so often. I also think that wings
Houser speaking of him and Mario saying a similar phrase
perhaps should have been chosen over Chris Pratt is the
voice of Mario and the Mario Movie.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I will take just about anyone over Chris Pratt. But heymo, Luigi.
We got somewhere to be.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Have you seen no fine peaches looking tonight?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Meat Bowles a meato.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I've been plumbing you.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I'm a plumber. I plumb for ass. Wings. This isn't
what we wanted. That's the best toad I can do.
I side with Bowser. Actually, you know that k MEX
got some cool stuff going on, all right. Secretary Dunlap
is psyched about this test, and he radios into Harlan
and says that test was superb Harlan quips back, well, thanks, sir,

(52:58):
but a helicopter like this test team, it's a pilot
who's superb. My friend, he's patting himself on the back.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
You're pretty good at capturing the essence of whatever wings
Hauser is trying to sound like. There was something you
did on our Get Even episode.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
It was the.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah how he says it.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
He's a weird man, and I like him personally. They
were kid in a circus with you talking like wings housing.
You the one where he does this.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
All right, let me autograph this for you. So yeah,
there you go to make a doubt to Brian, Yeah,
if you would.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
And by the way, it was the pilot who's superb
makes a defense secretary like chuckle like he's tickled by
it him and like all good horse girls, we shift
and we see archangel. He's playing horse polo. I guess
it's polo, right, is there a different there's a water polo, right, Well,
you call it water polo, so you would call horse
polo just polo.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I guess. So I was not sure when I saw that.
I was like, what even is that?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
And I think you're right, he's just polo. I like
the idea of calling it horse polo.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
That's where the horses play, though.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Well he's by himself too, unless you say he and
the horse are playing.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
And this definitely isn't in dressage because he's not doing
any dances with flags or anything on top of the horse.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
This isn't the technodrome, the hippo drum hippodrome. The techno
drome was a thing in Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, we've covered both of those things.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Probably, but even having been fired from the firm, Archangel
still an impeccable dresser. He's still wearing all white, although
this time both of his lenses are black, not just
the one. He's just wearing sunglasses, which.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Is probably what he should just do.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
That's what I would do, I think, Plus he would
look kind of mysterious.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I don't know. I think I'm more for the one
eye patch. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I like it, and you don't see it that often. Yeah, ever,
what about this one of those remains blacked out. The
other one's like blue or something, or it's a transition lens. Yeah,
it goes out, it can get dark. My dad had
those at this same year. Probably those are coming back.
Have you guys seen these Nope, I've seen people wearing
those again, and I good for them. I wish that

(54:59):
they are very practical when you think about it. However,
when I had a pair as a child, like you'd
go inside and they would not transition fast enough at all.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
That's it. It's like four and a half minutes of
you stumbling around because it's too dark inside. You pee
on the floor on accident. Anyway, Hawk and Ernest borgnine
fly in here to the horse farm via helicopter, of course,
which is that I guess that's just the sole means
of transportation in Airwolf.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeah, there aren't cars.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Oh no, there was the cat toy van, So cattoy
vans are helicopter.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Wingshauser later takes off in one of the Fame just
like all fit movies or shows he's in. There's a
vehicle with no doors or top that I don't even
think is a jeep. It's just like a motor and
a wheel, and that's it, like kind of a frame.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
They arrive here at Archangel's and I believe Hawk tells
him you're harder to find than a cat and a doghouse,
which I don't think is an expression. I think he's
full of just making shit up, and it really sets
my guts on fire. But Archangel cuts them both off
and he sighs, takes a deep breath, and he very sheep.
He says, you know, guys, I'm really sore about how

(56:03):
I didn't believe you when you told me you didn't
rob that train. And I mean, you guys are my
best friends in the whole world, you know. I mean
you guys are my friends. Right. You definitely checked yes
when I passed the paper to Brandy McPherson and it
said to you, like beat Archangel, check yes or check no.
You checked yes, right, so we are best buds. Like
he's very hamming it up and he feels bad, and

(56:25):
I feel bad for Archangel. I do too, a little bit,
you can tell, you know, Archangel WI just wants to
be accepted. But borg nine shits his pants with delight.
He is so excited, and he says, continue, I love
hearing a fed gravel and then he does a belly
laugh as only kind. Arch Angel tells him, look, I've
only been hard on you lately, Hawk, because the committee

(56:46):
has been riding my ass lately. And anyway, I can
believe this. I can get in trouble for telling you
they've got a second airwolf. Borg nine is in disbelief
and he basically all but says, oh baloney, he should
have and does anybody have any And then Hawk, he
is one hundred totally sober as he says, you mean

(57:07):
a committee, and that is how he says that line.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
This might be in bad taste, but do you think
old Jan Michael and wings Houser tied and went on
after work on?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
There's no way they didn't get blitzed together and then
fight and talk about airwins.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I bet they did it, just like the end of
the episode where they kind of went until someone was
dead and not just their careers.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
The group all walked back together to Archangel's car, and
by the group, I mean the three characters and Archangel's horse,
who's a good boy. Yeah he is.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
This horse is awesome, he's great, very rea. His name
is so we've got Archangel and Zeus. If he was
a duck like that would be Barkangel obviously, but he's not.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
He's not. He's a horse. So what I think it
is is he's his name is like Jupiter or Saturn. Okay,
like that, that's a good name for a horse. Jupiter
is a horse.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
I kept wanting him to that horse. He just held
the reins the whole time, and then at the end
of game to Ernest and.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
He's complained, He's like, domb would you and goes, of
course I will any.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I wish Ernest borgnine had just swiftly hopped atop the
horse and elegantly in one motion.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah. And that horse is not a borg nine horse,
by the way. I want to point that out because
if it were, it would huff and belly laugh every
time it was on scene.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
But not.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
It's a nice, polite, sweet horse. It's not a borg nine. No,
I'm just saying you can tell by looking at it,
even not heavy enough.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
See a horse that has like an Ernest borgnine belly?
Just see it underneath.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Can horses get belly?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I get wide.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Horses are so Jacks are strong. Yeah, they look like
you can sell in their in their arms.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, I guess it's all just legs.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Did you guys know that when horses run, all four
of their legs are off the ground at the same time.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
That's so weird.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I guess, yeah, because the photos you see those photos
of them kind of mid air galloping.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
That's neat. I didn't know that after.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I guess they're technically jumping when they're running.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
And rabbits have that thing where they have to move
them in sets.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, like the back legs go together. Yeah. And like
my bunny Voodoo when she would punch because she'd get frustrated,
she would punch with both fists the early same time. Yeah,
it's a dorable and it kind of hurts, and bats
can how many pound of mosquitos every day? Why did
you say that? Brian? There are two people here who
are plenty capable of saying that fact, and I think
I've said it the least.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
So I would like to catch up.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah, you got some work to do if you're going
to try to catch up.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Archangel decides it is time to call Zeus and tell them, look,
there is a possible issue with someone involved with Airwolf two.
And when he grabs his white carphone and calls, someone
else answers and gives him a bit of guff bit
of trouble. He tells whoever it is on the other
line about the potential Bravo code situation and says to
tell Zeus to meet me at the airfield. After he

(59:56):
hangs up, we see who it was on the other
end of that phone call, Harland fucking Jenkins. Yeah, and
guess what wayns Hauser is acting up a storm here,
Our good guy trio hop back in the helicopter head
to the test site, and along the way, Archangel reveals, Oh,
by the way, that was Harlan on the phone. I
thought it would be nobody until I saw it was Harlan,

(01:00:16):
Because why would you trust Harlan enough to tell Zeus
to come here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I don't know why, just from my glimpse of Harlan
in this episode, why the bad guy syndicate is trusting
him at all from the get go?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
But everyone is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yeah, Wingshauser is not an actor one would find trustworthy
on screen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
His presence no. At best, he is an anti hero
in his roles. I don't think he could play the
good guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
He would be the kind of guy who could be
a good guy's friend, but in the way where the
good guy understands like he's kind of a piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Yeah, you're kind of describing exactly what he did in Rodrivenge.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
After mentioning Harlan Jenkins. Hawk says, wait a minute, you
mean goodtle more Harlan Jenkins, And that's about the best
way to describe that character. So yes, yes, Hawk, good
old boy Harlan Jenkins. And this helicopter ride, the whole
thing is backstory. This is Jan Michael Vincent's sweatiest scene.
He's so sweaty. The other guy's are born. His Borg

(01:01:14):
nine isn't sweaty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, that's what makes it really stand out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
We find out that Harland wanted to be the pilot
for the Airwolf project, but he ended up getting beaten
out by Hawk, so he's always had this little bit
of bitterness towards Hawk in the back of his mind,
little debt. And then after the scientists who created the
helicopter died, Jenkins has been trying to tell everyone that
actually he was the genius who invented it, even though

(01:01:41):
he very clearly wasn't. Oh and by the way, his
ego as big as Texas. Yeah. At the Airwolf two facility, Dave,
you know Dave from the office, he just told a
hilarious fucking joke Because everybody is laughing their asses off,
and these are all just goons. We don't know anything
about him, and we come into the scene and they're.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Like, ah, should they have that good camaraderie? You know,
it is showing that these guys get along good morale
at work. It is a great place to work, yeah,
at the air Wolf tim facility. But while the fellows
all laugh, Harlan he's seen peering up above various boxes
at the guys. He's sneaking around like he's some big
old nineteen eighties bozoce of the man he does this

(01:02:21):
lie darts even and Harlan makes his way into the
Airwolf two cockpit and he begins poking a bunch of
buttons and the rotor turns, the chopper fires up. The
men stop laughing at Dave's joke and grab a bunch
of guns and fired at Airwolf too, Just bang, bang, bang,
but nothing happens. Yea, nothing gonna work, nary a dent
on Airwolf two. She fires a missile and it blows

(01:02:43):
a hole in the wall, allowing for Harlan's escape, and he,
of course doubles back blows up the facility like five
houses that are all here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Kills collless people. Oh yeah, the guys all rush out
and starts shooting him again. So he says, you won't
play kicks with a mule, do you? And that then
he shoots them to death. Kicks with the mule.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
He's the mule in this scenario, correct, and he kicks.
How would you describe his mood here? Joyous, jovial, elated, delightful.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I actually thought he was just going to escape and
not hurt them. Hen didn't. That turned out not to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I thought it was just like a simple steal it
and go right now. I guess you could argue that
logically in the show, this makes sense because there wouldn't
be security footage. It's nineteen eighty five or whatever, and
these are your only witnesses as to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Who stole it. Yeah, take him out now and they
won't come out of you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
You're totally evil. I just guess I wish Harlan was
a more like, non murdery.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Bad guy because you want to root for him, Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I still kind of do. The problem is, stringfellow Hawk
is not a guy I want to root for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Jan Michael Vince. It's not, at least at this point
in his career, a likable leading well. He doesn't really
have any charisma as an actor.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
That's what ere in his borg nights for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
That's true, and wings Hauser is not short on charisma.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
No, he's so much of it. It's bursting out of
the ear Wolf as we speak. And about that time
are good guys and their helicopter arrive and they see
all this damage, everything's destroyed, as well as Harlan flying
around an airwolf too. They realize he's the one behind
all the trouble they're having, and Hawk radios into Harlan
just as Jenkins puts his thumb on the fire missile button,

(01:04:18):
and the guys realize we are screwed here because we're
in a regular helicopter. Presumably this thing doesn't have any
snakes in it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
They can't do any airwolf stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I did look this up, and regular helicopters don't have
lasers either, none of them, not usually, not like commercial ones.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Huh that's but like hell the hospital ones?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Do hospital ones? An airwolf one?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Okay? They decide they need to play to Jenkins's ego
if they're going to make it out of this alive.
So Hawk asks him, what's the deal, Harlan. Harlan says,
I want to settle the score, our old scorer. We
can go one on one, airwolf to air wolf. Hawk says, well,
how do you think a battle between the two of
us will go? And let's just say Harlan has some

(01:05:00):
opinions about that. I thought that was subtle a long
time ago.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Not my my cattle, like, not my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Well, how do you see it? Well, I think you'd
be coyote beating about fifteen minutes son.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
You know, Harlan, you're starting to look like a coyote yourself,
always hippy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
That's funny, I tell you, though, I'd blow you right
out of the sky right now. They any future embarrassments,
I can.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Do that for you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
It will be your best friend to blow you up,
my friend. What do you think about that? Coyotes yip?
Oh yes, that's not a thing I knew. I thought
it was more like, oh yeah, only on the marking
moon's full, because when they do that, the moon's full.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I think coyotes howl when the moon's full.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Right when the moon shadow is full?

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Oh yeah, moon shadow moon shadow. That's the one leaping
in a jumping.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Where we'll do it to Oh okay. Also, the second
facet to this. That is not as cool as a
thing that you think you've said. String fellow Hawk, when
you're like, you're like a coyote. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
We actually thought his original put down was fine, though,
when Wing says like, how do you think it would
go one on one? And I think we kind of
know that was good because it's like, I beat you already.
That's why I was Airwolf.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
We have the results already. But when he heard coyote meet, yeah,
he coyote.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
That's the thing he used to always stop there, the
coyote thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
It's the level of insult we were getting from Hulkgan
in the Baywatch episode.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Bring the muskirl papers swear, well, I'm gonna put mustard
on you like a potato.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Flair hawktails Harlan. I'm not in here alone. And look, Harlan,
I thought you're bigger than that. You're gonna kill innocent
people here? Yeah, we just watched him do it, so
not so much that would bother him. But Harlan says, well,
that's real sweet. I tell you, what did you think
I'm that that nice and polite? And you know, I'll
tell you you picked the time, I'll pick the place
and we'll get together and we'll have our sales in
Airwolf Battle. The thing is, I'm a I'm a bit

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of an air serial killer. Oh so you're saying if
Jacob Kilmer had the way to get in the air,
he should again that which actually he did have a
way to get in the air, right, wasn't he trying
to get by one maybe the pilot. Yeah, it all
ties together, the beach and the air together. At last,
they belong with one another. Harlan does eventually fly off, though,

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and he says Hawk keeping her out for the phone
because I'll be in touch, and that allows the heroes
to head back home. They're safe, They're not going to
get killed here. Harlan then is busy meeting with the
South American guys again and he tells Dilomo that he's
almost ready to deliver Airwolf two. I have a little
thing to attend to, and Dilomo is dumbfounded. This is
a multi billion dollars like they're probably paying Harlan Jenkins

(01:07:36):
so much money, and Jenkins is so committed to fucking
around it's blowing his mind. He has really only.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
One thing on his mind and it's sweet revenge.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
But Harlan does convince Dilomo that the firm would never
let them get away with stealing Airwolf two. They would
send Airwolf one after him anyway. So why don't we
take advantage of this situation. I'll go after Airwolf now,
I'll have the advantage. There'll be on the defensive now.
He says all of this while wearing a shirt that
makes him look like a watermelon. I might add that

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Andy says things like, I'm gonna do it my way
takes the style is this when he has the playing cards,
when he yes, you know, when he's flipping them at someone, I.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Feel like that was him too, just picking up playing
cards and flicking them at a guy who's just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
I thought that he was throwing all of those in
like a hat, and it was doing it on the fly,
like an shot that they didn't even cut from, and
he was actually like getting them all in a hat.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I was like, wow, Wingshousers, let me do it a
little bit of a slot hand trick for you Felers
before I steal air Wolf. And then yeah, he does
that again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Archangel has since been dragged back into the firm's headquarters,
and he demands to be told what the meeting of
all this is and Zeus he's here to eat shit.
Let me tell you that he's gonna apologize all while
the Admiral continues to assass him, as the Admiral tends
to do, and Zeus ends up begging Archangel to come
back and get air Wolf and Hawk and have them

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either apprehend air Wolf too or blow it out of
the sky. Archangel, he says, you know what, I'm not
doing this for you. I'll do it. I'm doing it
for my country. I still don't like you, guys, but
I have some demands. That's a true patriot being willing
to try to take down Airwolf two for America. And
Zeus yeah, he demands that they double the Airwolf budget,

(01:09:20):
give him access to the one computer that has the
files on it. I don't know what files, but I
don't know mind Sweeper is on that one. It's cool.
And best of all, you're out of here, Zoos. You
got to be out of the picture. Reassign yourself. Zeus
then solemnly agrees, and then the Admiral sassism again. Meanwhile,
Harlan is being racist to South American coworkers as they

(01:09:42):
load up a bunch of bombs and stuff, and Di
Lomo's chatting with some unnamed goon. He says, I can't
let Harlan face off against Airwolf one. I need this
thing for my South American overthrow of the government or
whatever guy plan. Yeah, he says, I think there's a
way to get out in front of this and stop
it before he even starts. But he leaves it there.
As the scene fades and Hawk and Borg nine they're

(01:10:04):
in a volcano, that's what it fades into. I guess
they just leave the helicopter in this volcano. Pretty cool
because they hide it from the firm. Where do you
find a volcano?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
I've never come across one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
I could put my car in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
There's not a whole lot of them in the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
No, And I bet you there aren't any Hundaia lundras
in any volcanoes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Yeah, I don't know that. I think that's a fair statement, Bryan.
I think you can say that and with ninety nine
point nine to nine percent accuracy, be right, yep, I
better put it on the internet. Hold on, So in
the volcano, Borgnine's busy polishing some missiles when Hawk asks
if there's any other way the government could stop Airwolf too,
like do we have to do this? And the bloated

(01:10:42):
old man says against Airwolf. Sure, all they'll need to
do is call in the air Force, the Navy, and
the marine EAPs. I'm full of gusto and these air
Wolves there are no joke, That's what I'm learning here.
I bet they could even take on a crazy man
who lives in the mountain and likes cats. I know,
I don't think Oh okay. Hawk realizes the only way

(01:11:02):
to stop Harlan Jenkins is with Airwolf one if a
face him in person, well face them and helicopter in person.
He climbs in his America jeep and he leaves borgnine
to fill up the attack helicopter with highly explosive materials.
And we're back at Santini Air where Archangel is wandering
around looking for Hawk, but he can't find anyone until
our hero does arrive and the two suddenly realize, wait

(01:11:25):
a minute, Calin's not here. She should be where is she?
And Hawk sees a letter under the phone receiver, pulls
it out, and then he looks at this paper harder
than I've seen a human look at any paper. It's
like up in his face. He squints, and his sweats everywhere,
and finally he says something. They're taking Kaylin. But there's

(01:11:46):
also a clue in the letter. It says that she
is over the mountains of the moon, the shadow of
the moon, not the shadow in the mountains of the moon.
Which apparently both guys here because they're good guys and
they're not just meet they're also learned. They understand that
that poetry is from Edgar Allan Poe and it means

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that she's in Dorado Canyon.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I knew that right away.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
I was called Doronto Canyon, quoted the whole thing, and it's, well,
why don't you say it? I haven't front of you,
but you tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Oh twas the was the fall of the House of
us shirt, Yes, se yes, the heart.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Kept beat beat, beating under the floorboards, nevermore. No, the
poem is over the mountains of the Moon, down the
valley of shadow. Ride boldly ride the shade, replied, If
you seek for El Dorado, I think that's gangster's paradise
and flying air Wolf, and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
You'd be in charge of the gang. If you had
an air Wolf.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
I would think so Hawk Radio's to Dom Brain a lady,
which that's what they call Airwolf. And finally we get
your standard airwolf activation sequence. Basically the theme song happens.
This is the middle of the episode. Right out of
the volcano comes the attack helicopter, and then inside of
it we see an elderly man with the body the

(01:13:06):
shape of doctor Robotnik and Ernest borgnine. He hits that
booster button. It's a Airwolf thing. Everyone's seen it. Oop
it makes like an Atari fart sound and woosh, Airwolf
flies away. The didn't straight Hawk have a button that
made him wosh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Of course they all these things in the eighties had
woosh buttons.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
And what you do is just speed up the footage
so it looks weird but fast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Yeah, because that's the only way you know how to
do it. Yet you'll find another way later.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
At the South American Bad Guy Compound. Here in North America,
Dilomo has his goons throw Catlan down on a dirty
bed and they under her gag, apologizing for being so rough.
Diloma's very polite here, despite having kidnapped a woman when
she asks what she's doing here. He tells her you
are bait to get Hawk here, and she goes Hawk,
but just as he tells her that, Harlan Jenkins arrives

(01:13:53):
and he does his weird hokey, creepy cowboy thing to Catlan,
but he can't seal the deal just yet because having
heard that is headed this way, he knows he has
to get into Airwolf two. But before he leaves, he
tells Dilomo, you better pray it. I'm as good as
I am Puck. Yeah, I liked that for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
I didn't as much like the part where he's like,
you guys borrowing me a prison when he sees U Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
And he's rubbing his beard and like staring at her. Yeah.
Harland loads up in his jeep to drive off, and
as he leaves, we see Archangel and Hawks scuttling their
way up to the compound and they use various hay
bales to hide behind. Dolomo and his men leave Catling
out and he says, I want Hawk to see you.
He's nearby. I can tell what smells him. Oh, okay,

(01:14:39):
I bet that man boo. Yeah, when he sweats, it
smells like Captain Morgan or something.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
It smells like guy who's sick.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Hawk and Archangel just kind of scamper around the compound.
They're looking for a way in, you know, like their
big boss and Grognigrad, and they're trying to get into
the compound, but Vulgan's there, and Vulgan shoots lightning bolts
and stops him. But then it turns out Oslots also there.
And we've kind of learned at this point that the
Sorrow is the father of Ocelot and the Boss is

(01:15:06):
the mother. But they had to give him away because
the Patriots, the Lali lu La Low took him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
This is so much detail that I know your van
and your beard is real.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Yeah, that's why I did it. But as they do this,
Harlan puts on his flight jumpsuit and rushes over to
Airwolf two, which is on the side of the highway,
just covered in like a little bit of grass. Yeah,
it's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
He did kind of have that idea like, oh, I
bet no one will know this is a helicopter with
a little like cloth over it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Says, nah, I stole something that's worth more than anything
on planet Earth. Where are you gonna put it plane side. Yeah,
I'll put a blankey on it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Hawk and Archangel come upon a couple of South American
goons and they get to jump on them. They force
the bad guys to toss their weapons to the side,
but just as they do, a couple of other goons
arrive and they hop onto the good guys and literally
on top of them, and a fight breaks out. And
it's your standard act fight thing and all these things.
It's not that interesting. One thing that is interesting is

(01:16:04):
the fact that several participants in it are wearing khakis.
You don't see khaki fights often, especially from Henchman.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
From here on now, this episode's really heavy on sort
of empty action scene right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Well, At one point, Archangel holds one of the goons
in place and says, here's a present for you, and
then Hawk roundhouse kicks him in the back to the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Yeah, that's a bad gift. I'll say it right now.
Don't give me one of those shit. I did put
one on my Amazon wish list.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
That's why I bought it for your birthday. Catlin yells
for Hawk and he rushes over to her with his
gun drawn, but bad news. He sees Dilomo there and
she's holding Catlin a gunpoint. The two are in a standoff.
Borgnine arrives in the distance in Airwolf, fortunately, but before
he can help the situation, Harlan has also arrived in
Airwolf two. Borgnine tells Hawk, I've got Harlan covered. You

(01:16:53):
take care of Catlan, but Jenkin says, no, no, no, no,
you make a move and I'll kill them all right now,
Harlan has the advantage. The Lomo realizes he's boned, and
he decides the only way to get out of the
situation that's if Jenkins kills Hawk in Airwolf battle. So
he says, this is against my best discretion, but he
hands the gun away and he gets to watch the show,

(01:17:16):
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
He basically he's like, you know, I hope Hawk wins.
I'm a huge criminal boss, but I really and this
would really not be good for me. But you know what,
he is the good guy. I hope Hawk wins.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
But also, Harlan Jenkins is that obnoxious, So I do
get it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
We're thinking kind of the other side as the viewers,
though at least we specifically, Yeah, we're thinking free I
know Wings is a bad guy. But can't help it
root for.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
It because I didn't know about Airwolf. There is the
non zero chance that Wingshauser kills Jan Michael Vincent and
then becomes Airwolf.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Well, Hawk gets in Airwolf and he changes into his
jumpsuit while Borg nine calls Harlan Jenkins a goat herder.
It's fairly appropriate, and once Hawk is ready, he ascends
an Airwolf and Harlan Jenkins lets out an other Yahoo.
We get a second one here, and finally, forty two
fucking minutes into this episode of television, we get the

(01:18:08):
goddamn helicopter battle that the intro promised me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Telling we had to wait this long, there was nothing
else to see and tell this part.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
The fucking synth soundtrack kicks in the gear. Harlan starts
shooting missiles and all sorts of shit everywhere and just
just explosions, and he keeps missing air Wolf. The mountain
then explodes and Hawk says, congratulations, you killed a mountain,
and that pisses Harlan off, and he says, yeah, we'll
try this chicken hawk, which is an insult, but it's

(01:18:37):
also a hawk kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Right, I think fog horn leghorn says that one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Yeah, I think he does. You know what else he
does is he's Southern, like Harlan Jenkins.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Yeah, and like Michael Hogwarton Langhorn is pretty related to
this Airwolf episode.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Didn't go in knowing I would talk about Foghorn Laghorn,
But yeah, here we are. Yeah you did in your
heart of hearts. Harlan shoots machine guns and there's a laser.
There's just shit everywhere, and Harlan shoots Airwolf with a
laser beam. He hits it. He goes shoot air Will shakes.
It's not down though. Harlan says, guess what, One more

(01:19:13):
of those and you'll be desert barbecue boy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Hawkshol have said, back one more for me and you'll
be Texas. Toast said that missed opportunity.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
On the ground, Ernest borgnine, he's punching the air kind
of like we saw Grandpa Munster do when he watched
Herman Russell.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
He's rooting from the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Yeah, and get them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Everyone's so into this thing as though someone up there
is not about to die.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
This is a tragedy. Harlan does seem to have the
edge here. Air Wolf has been on the defense of
the whole time, and he got laser beam. But Stringfellow
Hawk is hardly phased, whereas Harlan Jenkins is aggressive and wild,
Stringfellow Hawk is calm and measured. Jenkins yells via Cone
Doo Senior Hawk. He pushes the copperhead Snake's button, the

(01:20:00):
one that we mentioned, shoots snakes out of it at
the other Airwolf. They start hissing, but missus doesn't hit
Airwolf one. I'm glad he has other buttons he can try.
So Hawk goes Harlan and says, you know, anyone who
shoots his lamb as you didn't design an Airwolf advanced
weapons system. And that pisses hard On off more and
he pushes the Maverick button. Who did you say it?

(01:20:21):
Dirt novisky I said it shoots John McCain. Oh, okay,
you're in the election cycle for John McCain and Obama.
They kept calling him the mate.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Oh that's right, yeah, because Sarah Palin would say it Maverick.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Yeah, exactly. But as Harlan pushes the Maverick button to
shoot either the basketball guy or John McCain at Airwolf one,
Hawk pushes the chaf button, which signifies as his pants
are riding up too high. Yeah, which hurts, but it
helps him in the battle. Yeah that stops John McCain.
Borg nine pumps his fists and just basically goes fuck yeah.

(01:20:52):
Because he's psyched up about this helicopter battle. Hawk tells Jenkins, look,
you need to land Airwolf too. Right now. I am
still in a good mood. Second, I'm not. You're gonna
be in trouble. Harlan. He's been on the offensive the
whole time, though, so he thinks he's in the lead.
He's close to ending it, and he says, not a chance,
and just wow, explosion. The helicopters are fighting each other. Guys,

(01:21:14):
that is what's happened loudly with Harlan Jenkins refusing Hawks
offered in this peaceably. Hawk suddenly pushes the atari fart button, Like,
you know, if Cubert could fart, that's what this would
sound like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Do you think Youbert? Yeah, Kubert can not only fart,
he can shit. I bet he Hubert's Hubert fucks. Cubert
is a kind of let's see, I wouldn't necessarily say
like a ladies man or a man's man. He's more
of like a digital images man, like any other digital
characters like Kubert.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Yeah they fuck yeah. Everyone's thinking, damn, Cubert's looking good
right now. He can jump diagonally. It's not all he
can do diagonally, but all along, which is the fart button.
Hawk has been paying attention to what slippy hair I
had to say, you know, slip your here from Star
Fox sixty four. Oh yeah, because he doesn't roll and

(01:22:05):
he finds himself right behind Harlan falls in for a moment,
gets lined up, the soundtrack starts to crescendo, lines up
a shot, one pushes the button. That's all it takes in. Boom,
Harland explodes and is dead dead all right, he wave gone.
Hawk has a sigh of relief. Ernest borgnine rips off
his shirt and screams hell. Even Dilomo seems pretty psyched

(01:22:25):
about this. Yes, he pumps a fist.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
There were two things I wanted to mention during this battle.
At one point, someone hits the hell fire button. I
thought that was cool, and maybe it's Kane related. I'm
not sure that's true. Kane comes out of it, yeah,
and then does the hand thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
The second.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I don't know what he said, but I believe it's
Jan Michael Vincent, who yells something about the backside of hell.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
What's a bit about the mountain? But yeah, kind of metal.
I think he accidentally wandered into a really good thing
after saying you're locker kylt yep, yep. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
I guess if you say enough things, some of them
will be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
That's kind of what I try to Slowly, the scene
fades into that night and a whole bunch of people,
including Hawk Bord Nine, Archangel Catlin. They're laughing their asses off,
probably because somebody heard that joke Dave told and repeated it. Yeah,
they think it's funny. But they're in some house I
don't know where, arch Angels saying I might quit the
firm even though he got everything he wanted because they

(01:23:19):
were rude to him and said he was a trader.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
And hawk Hawk says, I just killed someone minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I'm fine with it too, And he's getting blitzed too.
He's pouring wine for everybody. He says, well, you called
me a liar, So he's a little upset even though
he just killed a man that he got called a liar.
But suddenly a voice rings out and a familiar old
man comes in the frame as I calling everyone to
dinner chow tar. The ladies will gathering immediately afterword for

(01:23:48):
dessert at my place. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to
present a human being in the business of pigs, The.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Admiral David Robinson to the Admiral. Yes, long live, well
long as it can.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
The admiral apparently everyone is here at the Admiral's house
and he's cooking dinner. He grabs a big old pan
of brightly colored mystery food and there's all sorts of
shit in there. There's tomatoes, grapes, a grapefruit that has
been carved into an easter basket, and then a bunch
of brown stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
I think it's Harlan. They used his corpse, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Thought I saw an eyeball.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Ernest borgnine sees it and says, oh boy, how about that?
And that is not me being goofy. That was what
he says.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Did you happen to notice if there was any wood
paneling on the walls.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Let me tell you that that's all that there was
on the walls. The walls were wood paneling. Everyone just
kind of fawns over how good this shit. Looks is
food and what I'm about to play you. I have
one last clip is the literal end of the episode,
and I'm honestly just kind of baffled at how much
this looks like. They had no idea how to end it,
so they just kind of said, do something and we

(01:25:02):
hit the superliment.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
It's done.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
What is it? Koho kosho?

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Roast pork? Roast pig? I am baffled.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
I don't know? Why is that funny?

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
We kind of do that sometimes for our shows, because
you know, we don't really have any idea, and so
we'll just say a random thing. And that is what
they did there, and they're like, let's just make a
joke that no one gets.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I gotta tell you, we're not paid two hundred thousand
dollars an episode, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
It's okay when we do it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Well, that's my friend's Airwolf two. It is over. It
was fun. What did you guys think of that episode?
I really liked how.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Wingshuser was in it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Yeah, that was that was honestly an essential part of
the episode to be entertaining.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Well, we'll be back next week with one more air
Wolf episode. This one's going to be season three, episode
twenty one tracks. If you want to check it out,
I recommend you do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
It is weirder than this one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
You're not gonna believe half of what I say about it,
but I tell you it is what happened. If you
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Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Well did they up it to R rated?

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Yeah, Like we're done messing around now we're not talking
about crap.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
We're talking about shit.

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I have one question for you. There are things like
street Hawk, air Wolf probably others. If you could have
a thing like that, what would yours be? And I'll

(01:27:22):
go first. You guys can take a second to think
of it. You understand the assignment, sure, mine swamp cormorant Okay,
I do one of that? Well, I would car a car?
I think a car. Okay, that hasn't been taken.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
No, oh yeah, if we can just we can just
be we can steal something from someone else.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
I mean that's what he did.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Well, if that's an option, why why invent something when
I can steal but planes?

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Tractor?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
If not that planes track? Yeah, it's a tractor, Lai
and s Yeah, okay, it's just a tractor, now that
I think about.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Oh yeah, that's where they go.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yeah, they go there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
That's a good point. They all gather there for some reason.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Factors. Nothing's really coming to mind. So do we have
any nations that need me to like stand over it
with I don't know, some kind of a torch and
look upon the city. Possibly because I could do that.
That's gargoyle, like a gargoyle, possibly like a gift from France,
sort of gargoyle situation. I could do that for a country.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
The ultimate gargoyle.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
She really is roast pig,

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