The BTBs Write Creepy Pastas: 2025 Part 1

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Spooky, spooky, very spooky. Oh no, it's a mass spooky spook.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to the scariest time of year.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
January's February's coming up?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Or what if you don't know what your news resolutions
are going to be? That's pretty scary. You don't know
how to get better. You don't have.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Anything more frightening than a blank slate future with no
ink to fill it. I'm Brian Vaughan of Boobtoo Boys,
which is this podcast? It's normally about TV.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's not today, not at all.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Whoa Jinks you owe me a coke? That was Van
Lee Spencer Hendrix is here too.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Uh huh, I'm the one who was afraid of my
nears resolutions.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Underrated joke in the office one time is somebody says
something at the same time as Creed and cree goes Jinks,
buy me some coke.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's amazing, yep, I haven't noticed that. Somehow we're not
here to talk about television today. We're here to do
something we do only once per annum.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I actually read a word in my story that you
gave me, and that.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Is read creepy pasta stories written by one another. How
this works if you're not familiar with what a creepypasta is.
It's a little, you know, just fan written horror story
online and we used to read actual creepypastas written by
people on the internet. That was sort of fun to
read aloud and analyze. But you know, ultimately, we don't

(01:27):
really want to poke fun at others, and we really
want to write short stories of our own.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
We're all three writers in one way or another in
some aspect, and I would say solidly good at it.
So the trick to a creepy pasta is writing a
bad thing, which is kind of tough. Yeah, the gimmick of.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
It, and I think it's morphed over the years, Like
I find myself now trying to write a solid enough
little story wild I don't while making it funny in
the process, like obviously it's exaggerated and it's meant to
be comedic.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
But I think what I'm most impressed by is just
the fact that we've actually turned this into an authentic
tradition or fourth fourth, my god, it's it's pretty cool.
We've actually made it a real thing. We do creepypastas,
and we have a lot of them in the archives,
so you should check that out.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
We've gotten good feedback on these from regular listeners especially,
and that really has fueled us to keep doing these. Also,
we like doing it, so thanks to those who have
fed us back in that way. The way we've done
it the past couple of years is one of our
stories requires a writing prompt that one of us comes
up with, and the other is just a free for all.

(02:32):
This year, our writing prompt was issued by me, dude
to a thought I had in the shower that will
be you know, we'll see what that thought was later
in this episode. And that prompt is doppelganger. So your
story just has to include something about a doppelganger, and
other than that, it's yours to do with what you wish.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I personally really enjoy these prompts we started last year. Spencer,
you gave us a prompt of a hunting trip.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yes, my inspiration came as I was mowing the lawn,
so we all we all think of these prompts and
weird things were prompt.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Spencer also forced me to start a real earnest short
story about a father son hunting trip that upsets me
and I have not finished it.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Oh okay, I was I thought you're talking about the
one you actually did, because I was going to say,
I really really enjoyed both of you guys what you
did with that father's son thing. And that's what I
really good.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
About the prompts is seeing what you guys do with them.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
And I guess next year I'll be creating the promps. Yeah,
that a full year to come up or something.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, you know, some people only have nine months to
come up with a baby. Shout out to AKJ five
nineteen having another baby April coming out, Marcus, that's his name.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
We already come up with a name. Yeah, so we
named one after and one after buff Bagwell, yeah, buff Mark,
that's gotta be it.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's got to be it. Subconsciously, if nothing else.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Can we trust anything that happens in April. I know,
the holiday of April that we celebrate worldwide as April
Fool's Day. It could be just a big gag.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
That's April Shower.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I don't know, though.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
April's very flowers in the Teenage Mutant Ninja.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Turtles set true Yep, sexy April him.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
So to start off this week, we're going to be
reading our doppelganger stories. Next week, we will be reading
our free form stories. This is a two parter because
we realized we're very long winded people.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
We tried to do these in one in the past
and it does not or a.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Couple of years ago, I think, or maybe three even
where we thought we could just cram this in one
episode and we realized like four hours later that we
made a mistake.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Maybe we split this up. So for this first round,
here's how it'll go. Van is going to be reading
my doppelganger story, Spencer will be reading Van's Doppelganger story,
and I will be reading Spencer's. That's right, who wants
to lead it off?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I will be leading off this year, all right, And Brian,
once again, this is from you. Yes, I believe this
is titled a familiar Face. It is. There wasn't enough
evidence he could hit, but we knew he'd hit, Brian said,
taking a sip from his eleventh energy drink of the day.
We could tell just by looking at him he would
have been fine anyway because of his defense, but it

(05:05):
really seemed like he knew he was up there to
do Spencer added, taking a sip from his eleventh coffee
of the day. Brian and Spencer were getting seated in
their friend Van's garage studio ready to record the trio's
weekly television podcast, The Boobtube Boys found Wherever you get.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Your audio guice plug.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Left their own devices. The two of them had drifted
back to a familiar topic. How in two thousand and four,
they both predicted that Saint Louis Cardinals catcher yati Air
Molina would develop into a complete player rather than merely
a standout defender. And that's very accurate. What a career
that guy had, Guys, y amazing. He's done right, Like,
we're done with that. Yeah, okay, at least in America.

(05:43):
What's he doing in there anyway? Brian asked, trying not
to let his eyes drift to the mortifying witch painting.
Spencer kept on his side of the recording partition as
he acquired about Van. I think he's feeding the cats.
He went inside, like, awe, aw sad. I had originally
that to me, It originally rose, Yeah, just.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Throw it down and leave.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, we're done with this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I had started this one before the passing of Van's
beloved cat, Vladimir, by the way, one of the great
cats to have ever lived.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Absolutely kept me alive for twenty plus years. Wow, that's
not that many. Almost almost twenty eighteen years Oldah, that
cat lived great life.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
For old enough to fucking smoke cigarettes and shoot a
gun or something.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's right, buy some porn, yeah, except not in Texas now,
thanks Supreme Court. Anyway, I think he's feeding the cats.
He went inside like twenty minutes ago, though, something must
be up. Maybe he and Katie accidentally started watching bones,
Spencer answered, as Brian tried to think of Stephen Tyler Puns.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I'm sorry, but did this really happen? I feel like
we really had this moment. Did you take a transcript
and just actually we had a secret recording in the room?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Is this John Radical story?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I feel like we're actually reliving history right now.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Anyways, Brian tried to think of Steven Tyler Puns to
awkwardly interject into the podcast next episode, something feels off.
He didn't even come out of the bedroom or anything.
When Katie answered the door, Brian said, testing the waters
so to see if Spencer felt the same sense of
unease and Katie seemed off too tense. Even Spencer nodded,
I didn't want to say anything, but I thought so too.

(07:15):
The studio even seems weird. He usually keeps everything so
organized in here, and it's a mess today. The dry
erase board just has a crew drawing of Stewey from
Family Guy on it. It is something I would do, right,
draw a Family Guy Toway.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, you love you fucking love Family Guy.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
And you know me. Brian scanned the room for additional
signs that something was wrong, and stopped cold upon noticing
a new poster Beast Games the new Game show Experience
from the mind of mister Beast. Okay, this has to
be a joke or something. Then again, that thing is framed.
He is a framed Mister Beast poster. Now, surely it's

(07:53):
a joke. It's been a couple months since we recorded.
But there's no way Van suddenly started loving shitty online
personalities out of the blue, Spencer reasoned. Just as Brian
and Spencer began to consider the cumbersome task of getting
back out of their chairs to go inside and check
on Van, the studio door whipped open violently. While the
two of them hadn't seen their friend in a while,
it was still a bit of a shock when Van's

(08:14):
entrance revealed a long, thick beard hanging from his chin.
I just shaved it. It was a little thicker, but.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Mine actually was pretty huge until two days ago.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Nice Van studied Brian and Spencer's face as before covering
up a brief look of irritation with a smile. Do
I have to say this.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, you have to say everything I put in there.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Buzinga, Van exclaimed, popping down in his seat and propping
his feet up on the desk, sending his mouse and
keyboard to the floor in the process. I took a
bit longer getting ready to record than I expected. I
stumbled upon a fan written Facebook post ranking the top
ten characters in the Marvel universe, and I just couldn't
resist sneaking a peak. You know how it is with

(08:55):
us millennials. Brian and Spencer shot each other a look
of concern, and his Van continued, I know we've planned
on recording our Caroline in the City episodes today, but
I just got a different idea when a run by
you guys. It would be a bit of work, but
if we took some quick notes, we could cover the
first two episodes of Georgie and Mandy's first marriage and
really capitalize on the moment it's having right now. I

(09:17):
assume we've already watched them, so all we really need
to do is summarize our thoughts. I could even host
What is that?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Keep reading?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh? Fair enough? What the fuck is George and Mandy's
first marriage? Spencer finally asked, breaking a lingering silence born
of confusion. Good one, Spencer, Van cackled, slapping his knee
firmly while shaking his head and jarring his beard loose
in the process. His beard is falling off, Spencer whispered
to Brian across the partition. Why is he wearing a

(09:47):
fake beard? Before Brian could answer, Van gestured to a
cardboard box in the corner of the studio. Wait until
you guys see these, You're going to love this. Van
rose from his chair and opened the box with great delight,
pulling out a pair of tank tops and tossing each
one to each of his co hosts GMFM. Brian asked,
while reading the front of the tank top he held

(10:09):
up in front of him. Brian felt certain that none
of the Boobtoo boys had ever worn a sleeveless garment
in earnest before yet Van seemed excited about the prospect. Now, duh,
silly George and Mandy's first marriage, Van exclaimed, ripping off
his Hawaiian shirt to get his new tank top on
as soon as possible. It's that fucking Big Bang Theory

(10:29):
and Young Sheldon spin off, Brian whispered to Spenser after
doing a covert Google search. Okay, there it is.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's what that's called.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
That's called what.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
George and Mandy's first to marry Georgie?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh like that.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's important because George is a name.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Is Georgie the kid who died from the clown?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, Oh, I thought this was a Big Bang Theory thing.
I was really confused. I was like, is Georgie David
from Roseanne?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
There are characters in that name Orgy and Mandy. Spencer
wondered aloud, Guys, save your little jokes for the podcast.
Van interrupted, that was a joke. There isn't a soul
in these beautiful United States of America who doesn't know
who Georgie and Mandy are. Plus, we need to hurry
up and change so we can do a photo shoot
for Insta in these sweet new tanks. I like how

(11:20):
I did two shorthand things there instead of saying tank tops.
Oh yeah, you're a tanks.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
You're really leaning into that this person.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Noticing the panic in his cohost eyes, Van pivoted, Okay, okay,
you guys don't seem too excited about the killer tanks.
We can put it off until later. I saved the
best news for last. We have a new sponsor, A
real sponsor, not just a thing where you hand us
a can of stute spinach or whatever, Brian asked, with
hope in his voice, before shaming himself for enjoying the
idea of traditional success. Embarrassed, Brian rambled aloud to know

(11:50):
one about the evils of advertising to make himself feel better. No, dooy,
it's real, bride, Van assured him. It's a new workout
side supplement called Yoked versus Woke. It contains actual ham
meat and bits of American soil, and I think it
was even featured on Rogan, Van explained, as his co
host began to panic again. Plus thirty cents from each

(12:13):
bottle goes to help Elon Musk build a big round
race car that will let him drive to the moon faster.
You can't stand Elon Musk Spencer replied, tired of whatever
your game Van was playing, and ready to discuss the
Caroline in the City episodes that had so emotionally moved him.
I know you're just joking, but this has gone on
a bit long, hasn't it. I need to get back
home to eat more breakfasts, Oh, Spencer. The only jokes

(12:37):
I know of are the Zinger's Elon brings on X
every day. The mind on that guy, I swear, Van
said in admiration. I'll read the ad for yoke versus
woke myself if you guys are going to be pussies
about the whole thing. Suddenly, a loud banging sound came
from behind Brian and Spencer, clearly emanating from the bathroom
on the other side of the wall. Is everything okay

(12:58):
in there, Spencer asked Van. Van was quick to respond,
why of course it is. Why wouldn't it be I'm Van,
and no one is tied up and trapped inside the bathroom.
I'll put a stop to your speculation just as fast
as Big Boss put a stop to nuclear WARAD transportation
in metal gear solid peace Walker puzzled and Brian and
Spencer looked at one another while everything else about Van

(13:18):
had seemed distorted the entire night, his obsessive knowledge of
the Metal Gear Solid franchise appeared intact. It was then
that Brian realized Van could have googled metal Gear plot
points just as easily as he'd use the search engine
to deduce what in the hell Georgie and Mandy's first
marriage was earlier.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Oh, man, I see what's going on here.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
You looked that up on your phone just now, didn't you,
Brian asked Van in an accusatory tone. No, you're both
aware that I am quite a fan of the Metal
Gear Solid franchise and its iconic main character, Jake the
snake Eater Roberts. I won't stand idly by during such
an affront to my character, Van said, annoyed. Okay, then fine.
How many pounds of mosquitos can a bat eat in

(13:57):
a day? Van Spencer asked quickly that the real Van
would be able to recite the answer to this bit
of trivia in his sleep. Van laughed, nice, try, Spencer,
like anyone would look up how many mosquitoes a bat
can eat and then talk about it all the time.
For all I know, bats don't even eat mosquitoes. The
man in front of Brian and Spencer was not Van,
and they were sure of it.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Now.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Brian sat closest to the studio door and was thus
closer to rescuing the real Van from the bathroom he
was almost certainly trapped in. Spencer understood a distraction was
needed in order for Brian to make it out before
the impostor could stop him. What are your thoughts on
cancel culture Van, Spencer asked, making an educated guess that
the impostor would have passionate feelings about the term. Oh,
don't get me started. These sensitive babies are trying to

(14:41):
tell us we can't even let a broad know when
she's got a nice The impostor continued his rant in
a fervor, giving Brian just enough time to get to
the studio door. You can't leave, the impostor shouted, as
he rose to his feet and his gross fake beard
fell halfway off. There's no one tied up in the
bathroom or anything, so don't even bother looking. Realizing he
was caught, the imposter sat back down and decided to

(15:03):
continue assaulting Spencer with his cancel culture rant with whatever
time he had left. Moments later, Brian and Van burst
into the studio. Van instantly threw up at the sight
of the Mister Beast's poster in the corner of the room.
He'd work so hard on. What was your goal here,
Van asked, between gulps of waters he tried to hydrate
following his Mister beasts purge. By the way, credit to

(15:25):
Brian for putting mister Beast every single time in the
story has one word, mister Beast's all.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I had to go back and correct it to do
that too, after I googled what his name was.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
He would try and fix it or whatever. Now you've
done it correctly, the impostor paused before offering an explanation.
I hate to admit it, but I just wanted to
be included. Ever since I guest starred on the Fateful
Findings episode, I've had a taste for the limelight. I
see you guys, I see Rogan, and I just want
to be a part of the podcast too. Please don't
mention us with Joe Rogan, Van said, almost ready to

(15:55):
vomit again. The impostor continued, So I showed up here
to ask Van if I could be on another episode
with you guys. And he said no, he was nice
enough about it, and I'll admit I reacted poorly, the
impostor said, apologetically. You tied me up and locked me
in my fucking bathroom. Van yelled. I said, I reacted poorly. Ugh,
you snowflakes are so touchy anyway, Then I realized I

(16:16):
was in a real pickle. I saw headlights, so I
knew Brian and Spencer were here to record. Then Katie
came into the living room and I had to threaten her,
so she pretend like things were normal when she answered
the door. It was a whole ordeal took a lot
out of me, the impostor explained. And that's before I
had to lug this guy into the bathroom, he added,
pointing at Van. Then I went out to the studio,
figuring I could just tell you too. I was filling

(16:36):
in for Van to day, and when it was clear
and neither of you remembered me from the Fateful Findings episode,
I decided to pretend I was actually Van. The impostor added,
I know we look kind of similar. Wait, so Van
is a real guy, He isn't just you, Spencer asked Van, bewildered.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
The first thing I would ask.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
The impostor answered before Van was able to catch his
breath from his latest round of mister Beast pukes. Of course,
I'm a real guy. This is insulting. Van hired me
because he didn't want to talk about that scene with
Neil Breen and the teen girl in Fateful Findings. I
told you guys, my name was Vran when we met.
I was on one episode with you guys. It's the
whole reason why my dream is to be a professional
podcaster like you guys in Rogan. Please don't mention us

(17:17):
with Joe Rogan. Van, Brian, and Spencer responded in unison,
I am so hurt that none of you remembered me.
It wasn't even that long ago. Rand cried, We seriously
just thought you were Van in an ugly fake beard?
Brian said, how did you find a guy who looks
exactly like you but always wears a fake beard? Brian
asked Van, I thought it was funny he looked like me,
and I didn't want to be rude and ask if

(17:38):
his beard was fake. I just assume you guys understood
Ran was a separate human being. Van said, you guys
are all a bunch of fucking assholes. I'm gonna go
home and watch my standard definition box set of Fear
Factor DVDs. I'll start my own podcast. Just you wait
and see, it'll be all about fear Factor, Vran exclaimed,
shooting up from his seat and shoving his way past
Van and Brian. Vran's hurried footsis eventually disappeared into the

(18:01):
night air. Then closed the studio door and took a breath.
Obviously we need to pick things up first, but are
you guys still good to record the Caroline in the
City episodes. I would love to. I haven't connected to
the piece of art like this in a long time,
Spencer said. In some ways, Caroline represents the fragile nature
of youth, while the City represents the many challenges that
lie ahead. Brian offered, you know what, fuck this, Let's

(18:23):
just order a pizza and watch one of those episodes
of the Kirk Cameron Talk Show where he eats breakfast
at awful people and then makes them do a sack race.
Brian and Spencer not in an agreement, and balance felt restored. Yeah,
I have to get out, so I have to go
somewhere the no no.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
So anyway, it's crazy. We were right about Yadi air Molina.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I have a lot of thoughts right now, and Yadi
Molina did he went to the background just a little bit.
After all of that, I'm feeling a little bit overwhelmed
the idea that Van was real all off.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, which is the whole reason I thought of the
doppelganger story idea. I just randomly thought of the idea
of what if the whole time that was just another
person and Van knew that the whole time and we didn't. Oh,
and we have a new character joining us right now.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
It is I Bran. Do you guys remember me from
the time we recorded a podcast?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Do you seem to have aged drastically now?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Your beard is white?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Was it a different color last time? I don't really.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I think it was just a dark, regular beard.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Kind of a vomity looking brown.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
There were several beards over there. I couldn't remember which
shoes from. I am Bran. What are we doing today?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Van, I have to leave. Oh, Van's back. Hi guys, Hey,
welcome back.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh you're never gonna believe this, but Vran you know
that guy, the guy just read the story about he
just came back.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
That's wild. Huh how about that? Ill that it was wacky?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
It was? It definitely was.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Huh, beautiful story, Brian, that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
That was our very first one. It's involves mister Beast.
And when I said early when we were introducing the
episode that I just happened to read a name from
the sheet.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I kind of thought it had to be.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
There's really no way we're going to be able to
get anywhere meta than that at any point. That was
that was an impressive like flip flopping between realities. At
the beginning, me not really. I was not sure that
that hadn't really happened, and then it became a thing.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
The beginning is based off real events.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
It sounded very much like it. And then I when
I realized what you're doing with Ran, that already put
me in a little bit of a different place because
I remember that whole experience and being unsettled by it.
And then we get another appearance of Ran, so I'm
I'm wow.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, we're several layars deep.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
What a debut for this year's Creepy Possible Van.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I was telling Spencer while Vran was here that the
whole idea born of it was just what a Fran
was also real, which is why the doppelgame it is
prompt came into Yeah, and now we know that he
is came into existence. And then it became what do
I do with us as characters? And so Vran obviously
got to be opposite of you like Bizarro, Van Spencer

(21:03):
and I just got to be kind of exaggerated versions
of ourselves.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Sure, And to be honest, I know that we're going
in doing doppelganger stories. I didn't even think about it
with that story, so mind blown even more. That was
a doppelganger story. Yes, impressive. All right, Well we're moving
on to our next one. I believe Spencer you're going
to be reading my story.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah. This one is called the Battle of Felusha. Is
at Felucia Lusha. Yeah, Felusha. The Battle of Fallusha by
Van Lee, not Ran, not Van and Rand did not
write this.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Interesting, right, because we've done a thing in Creepy PASTA
episodes and Beers Past with Spencer.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Now we had done a thing with me my story.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
But somebody suggested someth a little different this time. So okay,
I guess you'll be reading my Doppelganger story.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
I see now what you It's all kind of coming clear.
What's going to be happening.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Okay, have a good time. It's fine, it's fine. It's
a new year. Yeah, you know, we kept it going
in a while.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
I'm actually kind of excited that I've been freed from
that responsibility so.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
That the listeners previous years know exactly what we're talking about.
But we shan't say it explicitly, because let's leave whatever
gets explicit for later.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, and it will, it will get pretty explicit.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Prep yourself, Brian, I am excited.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
To hear you handle that material this time. I'm ready.
That's good. To get too horny though, that is always
a struggle. Yeah, without further ado. The Battle of Felucia
by Van Lee. It had been two straight years of hard,
deadly war. The enemy won battles, the good guys won battles,
but in the end no one was close to victory.

(22:39):
Yet the soldiers for both sides fought on, taking orders
from their battle hard in generals, and in the case
of our heroes, they missed of cabal religious leaders who
are in charge of the war, held in check only
by the governmental board that claimed to be in charge.
Captain asked a voice to the left of the broad
shouldered man. Yes, the captain replied, oh thick New Zealand accent. Okay, yees,

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what easy now, I'm German, I think, sir, it appears
you and your regiment will be needed for a special
mission courtesy of General Cough. He has asked that you
report him at command immediately the captain's side and said,
very I'm thinking of him as a New Zealand man now.
And I can't even do it.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I mean, feel free if you want, but you don't
have to.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I don't know if I can pull it off in that's.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
A tough one for a full story.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
And yeah and written sentence probably not the captain's side
and said, very well, corporal, and form the command. I'm
on my way. The captain had only just arrived at
the battlefield in Felucia, hoping to take a bit of
time to take in the soroundings and get a lay
of the land before setting to business. But this is
how it always goes for the man who had shown
more promise of the academy than any of his brothers

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in war. He was part of the five hundred and
first Regiment that was known for getting the tough jobs done.
Like most of the battalions, the men all gave each
other nicknames, and his was no exception. There was fives
who believed in doing what was right according to his
strict internal code Echo. It was a technical specialist and
as hard a fighter as any and many others like

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Hawk Boomer kicks. That's with an X by the way.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Mom, tested children approve something.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
As I think, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
That should have been shoes.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Okay, Sorry Toop and Dogma. All good men, all excellent fighters,
and all part of the best damn unit the war
has or will ever see. Like Brett Hart, the captain
wasn't much for nicknames, so he often told his men
just to call him by his rank. But after a
particularly rough mission, which saw our heroes quick thinking and

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skills saved the entire crew at the last second, the
men told him he's getting a nickname, whether he wants
it or not, and his legendary complaints afterwards are what
causes men to start calling him Rex, both because of
his tyrant like demeanor when he's annoyed and because of
the ancient connotations of Rex meaning king, because that's exactly
what he was in their eyes. They would do anything

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for their king. Captain Rex hopped off the shuttle which
had arrived at the command center and headed towards a
cloaked figure which could only be the religious garb of
the warrior General Cough. He was correct in his assumption,
and after meeting out some commands, the General turned to
Rex and beckoned him into his nearby quarters where they
could speak in peace and quiet, and more importantly, away

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from any recording devices. General Cough gesture for the Captain
to sit and ask if he wanted anything to drink,
But being all business, Rex immediately asked what this was
all about. Cot sighed and said, Captain, you're not going
to like this, but I've got a mission for you,
and you only what about my meen assed Rex, and

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Kat told him his men were to be reassigned to
a different commander for the time being, and after some
grumbling about this, Rex finally moved on and asked the
General for details. You're going in under cover and it's
an assassination mission. Kath finally told him, Sir, how could
I go and undercover? I'll be recognized immediately. Rex asked.

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The General then went over the plans of the mission.
It turns out some of the soldiers were growing disillusion
with the war, and after several secret ops were uncovered
by the enemy, leading to the deaths of many good men,
the War Council needed someone that could trust to get
to the bottom of this and do it right, nice
and clean. This soldier would be going undercover with a
regiment that was believed to be responsible for the war failures.

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Very well, General, when are we commencing this mission, asked Rex.
Operation Doppelganger commences as soon as you're ready to depart,
Captain prompt Doppelganger.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, there we go, There we go.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
It's in there, buried it couple pages in here. Keep
the details to yourself, but explain to your men. They'll
be under the lead of Commander Appo when they report
for duty tomorrow. All in Rex. General Coth looked the
captain in the eyes. This is a big one. I
don't think I need to tell you what failure had
mean for side in the war. Understood, Sir, I won't fail,

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the captain said, with no hint of fear in his voice.
It was about a week later, and after the military
papers had reported that Captain Rex was taking a much
needed month long vacation. The man himself had allowed his
hair to grow out to a fine stubble, which helped
distinguish him from his usual bald headed look. He also
received a few temporary facial tattoos, which though he had

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never gotten any before, many of them men under him
had used this as it means to distinguish themselves. The
ink he had chosen was that of a roaring hell
cat on the right side of his neck. It peaked
just above his armor. It was definitely something your eyes
were drawn to when you met him. The hell cat
was selected because he chose for his covert personality be
known as Fang's Cool.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
This is a pretty cool nickname, huh.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
As he'll explain, was brought about because during a skirmish
in the East, he was forced to drag a fellow
wounded soldier with a rope tight around the soldier's waist
and the other end in Fang's teeth, while using his
hands to give the men cuver fire.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
That's pretty bad, it is. It's scragging a guy with
a rope, It is shooting two guns at once. Come on,
I think that's some imagery.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I got a new thing to shoot for.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
This story would both establish Israel as a hero and
a man worthy of trust. Sergeant Fangs, is It, asked
a man who bore the signets of a captain in
the army and a familiar gruff New Zealand X and
another New Zealand XC. And Rex responded, that's right, keepting,
Sergeant Thangs, reporting for duty. Where do you want me, sir?

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The captain furrowed his brow. Well, sergeant, honestly, we're a
very tight end group here in the twenty first Novacor,
and we don't typically like having men forced upon us.
But your record is spotless, and you seem like a
man who doesn't mess around. If I'm right in that regard,
maybe you'll fit in here. But know this, we are brothers, sergeant,
and we take care of our family. Understood, sir, offered

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up Rex. The captain thought for a moment, grating his teeth,
before sighing and saying, I'm C T one eight. You
may refer to me as Captain Bakara. When I say jump,
you jump. When I say stand there and die, you
better damn well stand there and die. But I'll never
ask that of you, sergeant, as long as you take
care of your brothers. The Captain beck and Rex over

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to a map on the table between them, pointing out
a building labeled barracks. The men are just getting back
from patrol, so I want you to meet them in
the barracks. They'll get you up and running. We've got
reports of the enemy in a nearby sector, and your
first mission will be scouting the area. Dismissed. Over the
following two weeks, Rex Scotts to know the men of
the twenty first Novacor and they got to know Fangs.

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The group was a lot like his old gang in
the five hundred first, but that was an air of
superiority amongst them. They weren't open about it, but you
could tell just by the sarcasm. And they're questioning of
orders from high command. The word just didn't quite sit
right with them, and they took to him quickly as well.
In just a second mission with the group, they managed
to covertly sabotage an entire refueling depot near an enemy

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out post, which allowed the good guys to gain a
foothold on a previously lost territory. But even progress was
looked upon with a bit of distaste among the twenty
first the men seem sick of all the killing and dying.
It was late on the sixteenth night deployed with a
new group that Rex found is opening. A particularly surly
trooper that went by the nickname Toolbox have been out

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drinking in his off duty time, which is found upon
by most soldiers in the war.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
That's a bad nickname. Yeah, how would you like to
be called toolbox?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Unless I was fucking built like that, I wouldn't want
to be called it. If I was, i'd probably feel like,
you can call me whatever you want. I'll just destroy it,
right if.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
You can fill me with wrenches over.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm a rectangle. You never see that shape of a person.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Rectangle. Yeah, really a booth, but that's it.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, he's kind of like that.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
He'd be a toolbox. Yeah, called booth, toolbox, toolbox, booth.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
But this loosen is tongue enough that he lets slip
that maybe there's a chance they aren't the good guys
in all of this. But a fellow true nicknamed Bottles,
quickly slapped Toolbox on the back of the head and
told him shut up. Before looking around nervously. Rex knew
how to play this slow, though, so he ignored the
remark for now, yawned and stretched before saying he was
turning in for the night and heading back up to

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his bunk. As he lay there thinking of his next movie,
he suddenly noticed that the barracks was nearly empty. He
checked his communit murmured to himself, it's twenty three hundred hours.
Where is everyone, before sitting up to look around. The
only other people in the room were a sleeping soldier
nicknamed sloth because he really likes to sleep, and a
retired soldier who was there gathering trash and cleaning up.

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What's the retired soldier's nickname?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Stinky because he smells bad because he's retired. No, stinky
because he smells good, but people wanted to rib him.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Oh yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Opposite yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Rex told the cleaning man that he was restless. Oh yeah,
that's right. Rex told Stinky the cleaning man that he
was restless and was going for a walk, and the
old fellow grabbed him by the arms and said, if
you know what's good for you, you'll get right back
in bed and stay the hell away from the lookout post.
Do you hear me in a growling? Also New Zealand accent?
That's funny, how all these New Zealand people sound like me?

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But Rex just shook his head and went on his way. See,
if Brian had been reading this, he would be taking
a crack at all this right now.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
One thing you can say about me is.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
You don't shy away from a New Zealand accent.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Fucking try even.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
That's why your nickname is crack. Could you take a crack?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, any accent you put on the page, I mean,
I'm trying it, and it's gonna suck.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
He took the long way around the camp so that
he could keep an eye out for anyone following him.
Once he was confident the coast was clear, he approached
the lookout post, which was strangely a light and acting
as a beacon drying him towards it. Out in front
was a trooper by the name of Dogger, and he
just happened to be someone Rex had warmed up too quickly.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Probably the name you know sounds like Dauber. Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I didn't even think of that. I was just thinking
it's like a human dog.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
You could read his that would be cool, or you
can read his voices? Oh would you go?

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Okay? Sure? Rather than sneak in, the captain decided he
would try his luck convincing Dogger to let him in freely.
After all, he'd spent weeks proving himself to these guys,
and by now they are going to trust him. Dogger
just about leaped out of his armored boots when Rex
approached for the side and asked him if everything was
going okay. Dogger's quavering New Zealand accent whispered to Rex,

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you shouldn't be here, but Rex pressed on why not?
What's going on? Dogger thought we were brothers, Rex pressed.
As Rex was now right at the front door to
the post, he could hear voices. They weren't necessarily speaking,
but it was definitely the men of the regiment making
some sort of noise. Dogger's face sank, mon fangs, don't

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be like that. Of course, we're brothers. It's just you're
you're still pretty new here, and I'm definitely from New
Zealand and we are your typical squadrons. I'm working out
the Patrick Wyce as we go pretty good, how so,
asked Rex?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
How so.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
See I don't mind it in those short sentences. I
just try to I don't want the whole thing, never
mind that. Just get back to the barracks and forget
us all or anything, Dogger told the man. Fine, fine,
said Rex. But Dogger, if you can't trust the man
outside of battle, how can you trust him when your
life depends on it. I've done everything I can for

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the meaning of this battalion, and I'll do anything else
I have to. I'm twenty first Novacore, aren't I? And
the twenty first Novacore. It's the best of the best.
Rex turned to leave, but before he took a step,
Dogger grabbed him by the arm. Wait, Dogger sighed, Look,
I could get in serious trouble from I'm about to do.
But dammon, you're right, twenty first Novacre. Trust it's men

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who know it's time for you. Occasionally I need to
realign for the Patrick boys, and I'm you know, short
for you.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
No, it's time for you to become one of us
for real. Dogger punched a coat into the panel on
the wall in the thick door to the installation and
slid open, revealing a short hallway with a door at
the end. Go in and earn your striped sergeant, Dogger said,
closing the door behind him. In the small, poorly lit hallway,
the voices Rex heard earlier, we're clearer now. And while

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some of them were talking, the undercover soldier realized most
of them are moans and grunts, and not moans and
gruns of pain. He slowly ambled to the door at
the I see what happened.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
It seems like you were prepared after all, weren't Chavanne.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
You saw how you wanted to do what's talking about?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
He slowly ambled to the door at the end of
the room, taking in every detail he could process. As
his heartbreat began to beat faster. He pressed the button
and the door slid open via part in the middle
with a hydraulic woosh, and a vivid, dark blue light
washed over him. Before him were the men of the
twenty first Novacor each and every one of them aside
from doggre and Sloth, and each and every one of

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them was nude and in the throes of pleasure with
one another.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You know, they say, you've it go bigger, like what's
the point right?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
And once you've gone so many places what justifies a sequel? Sure, sure, sure,
so I understand why you went this direction?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh story.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
On one side of the room, Rex saw Kicks with
his face buried in the crotch of Shifter. On the
opposite side, Specter was thrusting roughly as kIPS was on
all fours in front of him, shouting harder harder, had
a No one even noticed Rex at first, as the
Captain merely stood in the doorway shocked. He didn't know
what he expected to see in this lookout post, but

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it certainly wasn't this. After a moment, one of the
other sergeants in the company, a joyful peppy man named Buzzer,
spotted the undercover Rex and said, fangs. So the newest
sergeant finally joins the twenty first for our tougher missions. Eh.
But Rex was still dumbfounded and just stood there taking
in the whole scene aghast, with mouth wide open and disbelief.

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The Captain finally came back to reality when Buzzer grabbed
him by the hand and let him pass the swarm
of hot, wriggling bodies to a whyet corner off to
the side. Rex was still in a sleep wear and
he had never wished to be in his blasterpro of
armor more than this very moment, but he wasn't sure
even that armor could protect him from what was going
on in this room right now. Buzzer saw the look

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in Rex's eyes and said, don't worry things. I won't
sink my teeth and she just yet. Why don't we
start slowly and make sure you're comfortable. He reached down
and grasped the waistline of Rex's military issued sleeping pants,
and Rex finally snapped out, grabbing the other sergeant by
the wrist and looking into his eyes. I don't think
that I, Rex mumbled, but Buzzer just smiled said we're

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the same rank, sergeant. You can't boss me around.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
You're getting sultry. I like it.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
The ViBe's taking me there. What can I say? With
a firm pull, Buzzer dropped Rex's pants to the ground,
and suddenly Rex realized he was fully erect. He'd never
had relations with a person before. After all, the military
members of the Clone created by the Caminoens were created
with the knee for procreation removed from their genetics. Why

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would he need pleasure in this manner? He derived all
the pleasure he needed from successful operations in war, not
bedroom excursions. But right at this moment, he felt a
rush of emotions run through his Clone brain, and while
he was not quite excited or eager, he was titillated.
Suddenly Rex realized what these men were doing was against

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not just their genetic makeup, but also their military code.
By now, Buzzer had gone down on his knees and
was looking up into Rex's eyes, and Rex said, this
is against regulation. We can't be doing this. Buzzer just
smiled and got to his feet. He reached over to
a hollow communicator nearby and handed it to Rex. Watch it,
implored Buzzer. Rex, with his pants still around his ankles,

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hit the play button on the device and was met
with a face of the Supreme Chancellor of the Republic,
the former senator from Naboo sheaf Palpal Team. I don't
know why I can't say that better, but I can't
Sheep Ovalteam.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Well, I mean it's some name.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
No.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
To be fair, the man who was effectively the leader
of the entire Clone army began to issue a decree.
My wonderful Clone troopers, said Palpatine. The time has finally
come to push for the end of this war. You
have all fought well and will be rewarded in the
new Republic. My precious clones, execute Order sixty nine. Rex

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felt the tingling in the back of his head. He
knew he was still Captain Rex, pretending to be Sergeant
Fangs on an infiltration mission. He still had all of
his training, his values in life was still the same.
But from the back of his brain came a fog,
and this fog quickly washed over everything in his body,
and suddenly he knew what he had to do. He
turned to face a grinning Buzzer and tossed the communicator,

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with Chancellor Palatine's message repeating itself over and over. He
grabbed Buzzer by the shoulders and forced him onto his knees.
By now his fully blood and gorged number was harder
than it had ever been. Buzzer may have supposedly been
the same rank as Fan, but this was not Sergeant
Feng standing here with his rock hard cock now shining
in the blue light. It was Captain Rex. Good soldiers

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follow orders, Rex said to Buzzer, and your orders have
been assigned. A wave of pleasure washed across the ark
trooper Rex's body and mind. As Buzzer took Rex into
his mouth. Rex was astonished that Buzzer was able to
fit the whole cock in his mouth without his gag
reflex kicking in, but he was delighted for the surprise. Nonetheless,

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Buzzers had bobbed back and forth and even spiraled a little,
leading to a sensation Rex didn't think was possible. After
a bit, Rex couldn't take it anymore. He grabbed Buzzer
by the shoulders, lifting him up and turning him around,
pushing his chest down to the table in front of him.
The captain grabbed Buzzer by his waist and planted his
feet firmly before roughly plunging his cock deep into the

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man's ass. Buzzer led out an umph, not necessarily a
pure pleasure, but a little bit out of discomfort and pain.
Easy the bottom clone yell, and suddenly Rex fell like
pang of embarrassment. This was his brother. He didn't want
to hurt his brother, but his animalistic side once again
took over, and he began to plunge in and out

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of Buzzer's opening, slowly at first, but firmly and roughly
over time. By then, Buzzer had opened up to take
all of Rex's manhood, and the pleasure began to overwhelm him.
He led out an orgasmic moan, and while the Captain
continued his aggressive thrusting, Buzzer came with a thick, orange
tinted Clone jism, covering the still repeating hollow communicator visage

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of Chancellor Palpatine as he said, execute order sixty nine,
watch those jiz rockets. Rex heard another Clone trooper yell
behind him as another blast of orange cous shot from
a climax and Clone. Rex realized Buzzer was spent, but
he had not yet achieved orgasm himself, so he pushed
the heavily breathing targan away from him and turned to

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look at the room. He noticed that Trooper was still
wearing all of his armor save for the codpiece, standing
with his arms at his hips and penis thrust out
two clones on their knees in front of him, with
one cupping and licking at his palls well. The other
were the shaft. Rex pushed past several quivering, sweaty bodies
of men that looked exactly like him. He wrote the

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troopers still in his armor, and said to the man,
Corporal Shells. The armored man turned his head to face
Rex and saluted his superior officer, surya, Sir, he said.
As the other two troopers continued to work on an
exposed dick, Rex pushed the other two troopers away, pointed
to the man, you have new orders from your superior.
Get down and take this for the team. Shells stood

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at attention, saluted once again, and then turned to expose
his backside to the sergeant. Sure it was just like
every other backside in this room, but to Rex, it
was the most beautiful ass he'd ever seen.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
They're all the same, guy, Yeah, it's exact same, with
minor differences.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Rex shouted for the Republic before once again ramming his
rock hard member into the asshole in front of him.
To his delight, eight ChEls was able to absorb every
ounce with little resistance, and his moans of ecstasy implied
he too was enjoying the experience. Rex slammed a hand
down on the back of Shells, with caused the trooper
to arch his back and stick his ass further up
into the air. He held out Victory is imminent, and

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then with a series of rhythmic thrusts, Rex finally reached
his first ever climax. He felt as if every ounce
of stress he had ever experienced presently bottled itself up
and was blasted out through the tip of his penis
and into the man in front of him. Shells moaned
with delight. As Rex stumbled back into a nearby chair.
He looked about the room at the chaotic scene and

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noticed heaving bodies, struggling to breathe, and all at the
point of exhaustion. He had been in many battles and
watched many of his Clone friends die, and he briefly
chuckled to himself as he thought this scene looked an
awful lot like the aftermath of a battle, only this
time it was a different type of mess to clean up.
Rex took a moment to regain his energy before standing up,
finding his clothes, and after putting the monk, confidently marching

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back through the room. I've spent Clone Troopers, once again,
muttering under his breath, Good troopers, fall of orders. That
was the Battle of Felusia by Van and unwittingly thinking
that I had traded that responsibility with Brian this year,
I got it again.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Now four times in a row.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
How long did it take before you realize it might
have been Star Wars?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Actually, you buried it very well in that way.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yeah. Yeah, I knew you wouldn't be familiar with the
clones because that's slightly more in depth. But but yeah,
the Rex is the clone. A lot of those are
real clones from the show I see, and all the quotes,
the full of the Republic and Eth cough shows up cough.
You caught him, Brian, Yeah, that's a Jedi. All the
general the religious generals. Huh.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
So you were hoping that Brian would get a chance
of this this year though?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
No, No, this is all planned out for the advance.
I texted Brian and I said, look, I knew I
wanted to trick Spencer again, so I said, why don't
we do it?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Here's what suggest essentially.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, the suggestion was I'll come in and I'll say
let's do the prompt stories first, and then I want you, Brian,
to say, well, why don't we have the opposite person
read them this year?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
And I remembered which direction to say after a brief
moment in my brain was like which one was I
supposed to say.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
The same thing here. I was like, I'm gonna mess
this up because I wanted it to be that way,
so that way you would get it and I could
feign being like, oh, no.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
You did it.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
I was fooled. I was like, yeah, I'm absolved.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
And I was also had the knowledge that doing it
that way would make my stories go to the people
I wanted them to, which.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
That hurted out me. You too, Yeah, and I mean
it does make sense reading opposite from last year next year.
I don't know what I'm going to do to fool you.
I might just lead off with it.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Who knows, we'll see you might not do it.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Huh that's cute. But anyway, Yeah, that's that happened again.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Yeah, it sure did. And it really was like the
scale is widening. We've got full orgies now.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah, full of people.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Who knows what's next.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I thought about having ki Eddie, Moondi Brian show up
yea and in the room at it too. Well. In
Cannon he fucks as a Jedi. Yeah, he fucks a lot.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Of course he does.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Can they do that?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
He can? He has like, well, there's to whether anybody can.
There's a legit debate from George Lucas saying, you know
they can have relations, they just can't form commitments.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I don't know what it's like, so I was not
able to illustrate it on screen.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
But in universe, Kiatimundi, who has his big penis head, yeah,
a little like tough to hair at the top.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
He's a cool guy. You can tell his species only.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Has a male born to it, like one out of
eight thousand thousand berths, So males are allowed to marry
to propagate that species, even if they're a Jedi.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
All right, too bad Kit Fisto wasn't involved. It seems
like a natural fit.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I almost did that, but I was like, if I
do the twenty Regi by the way five or first
twenty first Nova Corpse, yeah, those are real clone battalions
from the show. But I thought if I named it
the Fisto one, and I was like, oh, you're going
to go to General Fistos so and so.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, yeah, everyone having a New Zealand accent. The Camino
connection there.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Because they're all voice bite well they're based on Jane Gofat,
who is played by Tomorrow Morris, but also they have
a New Zealand. They have a white guy pretending to
do it in the cartoon.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
But anyway, say that's a deserving addition to the collection
of Star Wars Eronica.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
So all done there, thank you? All right, Brian, you're
up next.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
All right, I will be reading Crash Brothers A Creepy
Pasta by Spencer Hendrix. It is titled as such, which
is that's a very regal title. I like it the full.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I like the A creepy pasta. Bye.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
I feel like we should have a little subtitle all
these a creepy pasta and.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Let's add Spencer started the trend this year by doing
a full page with huge font dedicated to the tighter.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I printed these out for him. I told him. I
was like, I think I should have done this.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
It's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
It's like Christmas, when you get your presence too early,
you might start peeking in there. You know, you open,
you kind of rip it open a little bit and
you look inside. I was afraid that if we leave
our actual content available in the first page, we're all
going to be sneaking peaks, getting spoilers.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
You effectively stopped that, and I copied you. So it works.
Out for us. Good Fuck you, Brian.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Fuck you too, Parker. Jeremy Laramie shouted his athletic voice.
Let me start.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Over, Jeremy Laramie, Parker.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Jeremy Laramie shouted, his athletic voice, echoing throughout the mostly
empty gym. You suck, Parker, Jeremy shouted some more. A
handful of physical specimens standing near him chuckled at his
creative takedown. At the other end of the gym, Francois
Parker quietly continued his solo shoot around session. The Flapjack
High School varsity boys basketball team was wrapping up the

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first practice of the new season. The formal activities were
over with for the day, leaving the newly anointed team
members free to mingle as they saw fit.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Is like a flapjack. Is that a thing? Because that
sounds like a thing, like you know, school basketball. To
give him all sorts of weird ass names.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Oh, this is just.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Chool I like pancakes, because you know they've got like, oh,
the third and fourth graders are called the Flapjacks.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Did make Flapjack?

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yeah, exactly, No, this is just Flapjack high And you'll
notice that Jeremy Larmy Thing and Flapjack high. I didn't
put a lot of effort into making real names in
this It's amazing already, so get used to that. Even
Francois Parker is not something someone would be named. You
would not hear Francois Parker. This wouldn't happen.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Well, that means all of our stories have names that
aren't names in them, that's for sure. Francois chosen to
get in a few more shots by himself while the
stars of the team strategize how to best foster an
exclusive vibe within the group. As the final team members
selected after tryouts concluded, it was painfully clear to Francois
he was not going to be welcomed to the inner circle.
He tried to ignore the shouts from the other end

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of the gym. Jeremy was a local celebrity, probably the
best hooper in the state, Jeremy Laramie Jeremy Laramy, and
would soon have the luxury of choosing which university program
was going to pay his tuition in exchange from to
score points. There was no bridging that gap. Franceoan knew
he had no plans of even trying in the middle
of the court. Coach Oldman was signaling the players together.

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All right, man, he shouted, because it was the only
volume he knew after decades of coaching high school basketball.
Great first day. A couple more like this, and we'll
beat the tar out of the Saint Livingston Squirrels on
opening night.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
The least intimidating name for a basketball team or sports team.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Jeremy did a perfect imitation of the very distinctive sound
squirrels make, and the rest of the team followed suit, laughing.
Francois remained silent. Coach Oldman grew quiet and looked around
at the team, making eye contact with each player and
nodding gravely. I don't say this often, he continued, but
I can't remember the last time I had a more
talented team. Coach Oldman had used this exact line just

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a few years ago, but he thought he was being sincere.
He had managed to stand directly underneath one of the
gym's high bay lights, so he seemed to almost glow
as he spoke. His few remaining wisps of white hair
had all but disappeared in the light's intensity. I don't
expect to lose a single goddamn game this year. He growled, growled.

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Jeremy hooted, and the rest of the team followed suit.
Francois remained silent. The Flapjack height mascot was an owl.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
That's why they hooted. Is their battle cry?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Slapjack is slapjack out.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah that's great because I just thought it was hooted
as a verb, you know.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Oh sure, sure, I just bought into it when it
came out. But no, you're right.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Everyone enjoy your evening and your day off tomorrow, but
I want you to get your rest on Friday. No
necking with Mary Sue or dancing with Betty Jane. We
start practice on Saturday at nine sharp, and if there
is one thing I will not tolerate its lateness. Just
see how many minutes you get on my team if
you're late. He made eye contact with each member of

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the team, once again, awkwardly looking away from Francois quickly.
He did not expect France waught to play much whether
he was on time or not. The speech done, Coach
Oldman had everyone bring their hands and hoot one last time,
then it was off to the showers. Francois lingered Returning
to the side of the gym, he left for the huddle.
He found the ball, considered putting it up, and then

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decided to get a few more shots in. He was
in no hurry. He liked the way the ball sounded
hitting the floor in an empty gym. He took a shot.
It went in. He made his last ten shots without
anyone noticing. As he retrieved the ball and set for
another shot, the lights went out. Unfazed, he took a
few dribbles and launched another three pointer. It went in,
eleven in a row. Nice shooting. A man's voice, surprisingly

(52:39):
close broke the silence in the gym. Francois spun around,
startled thanks. Francois said he recognized coach Hanigain.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Oh no, there, it is.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
One who coach Oldman's assistants, but never spoken with him before.
He hadn't even realized anyone else on the team had
stuck around until he heard the voice. I've been watching you.
You haven't missed much all day. Coach Hannigan retrieved the
ball for Francois and toss it back to him. Don't
let me interrupt you. You've got a nice rhythm going.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I'm really glad you've settled into that voice, because that fits, yes,
what we know of that character.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Francois noticed when Coach Hanigan went after the ball that
he was walking away with a limp. He took another shot. Swish.
Coach Hanagan caught the ball and fired it right back
to him, right in the shooter's pocket. He went into
his motion smoothly and launched another one. Swish. Your release
is a little low, Coach Hannagan observed, getting the ball
back to Francois. At your size, you're going to have

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trouble getting your shot off if you've got someone guarding
you closely. Francois nodded, taking and making another shot. All
the while he'd heard this before. I like it better
when I'm open, he said. Coach Hanigan left huh Son,
the big Man said, no one's going to leave you open.
Once the word gets out what happens when you get
a clean shot off. Francois hesitated. He hadn't thought anyone

(53:58):
paid him any attentions. He had only made team because
Rory McClintock Burgleson Berry had broken his leg in a
skiing accident at his family's vacation cabin in Switzerland.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
One more time. Rory McClintock burgerlark burgleson berry burgol Sunberry.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
I just kept adding another one to that. When I
was writing, I was like, that's not done yet.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I've don have a couple more syllables here.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
I do want to clarify that I did make stature wise,
this Hanigan is actually basketball size. We know the actual
hand again in the in the show is like five seven.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
In the Hoops Hanigan movie from Pure Flix.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
This guy's like an actual basketball player size.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Everyone knew if he'd been healthy, the team would be
full and have no need of Francois. He'd be the
last man selected on a team that was down a man.
It was almost a worse faith than not making the
team at all. I've tried changing my shot, Francois finally said,
when he'd recovered from the surprise observation. I can't keep
the accuracy with a higher release. Coach Haagan took a
moment to think about this. He limped over to a

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ball cart and pulled it over to Francois. Maybe we
don't change the release, then, he said, his tone thoughtful.
Maybe we just get the Shawan off quicker. He grabbed
a ball from the rack and tossed it to Francois,
then crouched in front of him in a defensive stance.
Even with the limb, Francois was struck by the sheer
physical presence of coach Hanigan. His prime athletic years were

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clearly behind him, but not by much. Francois, giving up
several inches of height in the matchup, instantly felt smothered
by the older man's presence. Two dribbles, Coach Hanagan said,
He motioned with his left hand. Then is right. All
you need is two dribbles between the hands. Then you're
going to take a quick step back and let it
fly as fast as you can. Frowning, Francois tried to

(55:35):
put coach Hanigan's ideas into practice. His first attempt resulted
in the ball getting swatted back. Get your feet back, quicker,
Coach Hanigan said. The second attempt was an airble. Don't
watch me, watch the rim, Coach Hanagan said, you don't
need to worry abou who's in front of you if
you do it right. The third shut rimmed in and out, good,
Coach Hanigan shouted. The fourth attempt was nothing but net.

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Coach Hanagan just nodded. The fifth attempt got swat it
into the bleachers. That's a reminder that you can never
be lazy with this shot. Do it fast, do it right,
and you'll always have space, Coach Hanagan said.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Francois said he'd always been able to shoot, but nobody'd
ever taken him seriously because of his height. We're not
done yet, Coach Hanagan said in reply. What happens when
I figure out that move and crowd you even more?
Pass the ball, Francois asked, So just pass it every
time your man pressures you. You'll be useless without the ball.
Everyone you'll know you're an off ball thread a one

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trick pony. Francois stayed silent. He was beginning to wish
Rory McClintock Burgleson Berry had never gone to Switzerland over
the summer. When someone crowds you, you leave him in
the dust, Coachanagan said, continuing the lesson. I'd rather shoot
than dribble, Francois said, Pick a direction, Coach Hanagan said,
ignoring the protest, that's your faint. Then two dribbles the

(56:54):
other direction toward the basket like you're going inside. You're
not get to defend your off balanced and take your
step back shot again. Francois tried but failed to get
around the older man. Francois couldn't believe how fast Coach
Hannigan was able to move his feet. He need to
make me buy the faint, Coach Hanigan said, I'm not
buying that. Francois tried again, it was immediately cut off,

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trapped helpless. On the next try, he didn't faint. He
drove decisively to his left, took two dribbles, step back
to the three point line and let it loose swish.
Coach Hanigan chuckled softly. When Francois reached to the rack
for another ball, the coach waved his hand away. Now
you're thinking like a scorer. All you have to do
is keep practicing these moves. It'll take other teams months

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to stop you. By then you'll have come up with counters.
You're going to lead this team in scoring. Son Francois scoffed.
He had to stop himself from putting a hand over
his mouth. He hadn't meant to appear so dismissive in
front of Coach hanagain, Ito had just given him more
basketball help in one session than anyone had in his
entire life combined. I know, Coach Hanigan said, I haven't

(58:00):
forgotten Laramie. He's still the best player. You're not going
to be much help on defense, and you won't be
doing a lot of passing when you're going to lead
the team in scoring. Coach oldman has no idea. Listening
to the man speak, Francois realized no one had ever
given him this kind of confidence before. But if he
put in the time practicing what they just worked on,

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he knew Coach Hanigan was right. Flapjack Hi had a
secret weapon, an undersized sharpshooter no one could stop. Thanks,
Coach Francois said, in almost a whisper. He wasn't sure
how to articulate the proper level of gratitude for something
so unexpected. No one had ever believed in him. Before
the duo started gathering the scattered balls from the training session,

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Francois noticed Coach Hanigan's limp seemed worse. Nothing serious, Coach
Hanigan said, realizing the boy was picking up on his
labored movement. Just an old injury.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Some days.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
It bothers me more than others. The gether the remaining balls.
After Francois returned the rack to its place by the
bleachers and turned around, Coach Hanigan was gone. Francois barely
registered anything in front of him the rest of the day.
He ate dinner in silence, breezed through his arithmetic and
gardening coursework, and settled into bed much easier than usual.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Hey, Flapjack, I would have gardening as a class.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
It wasn't so much the excitement of being a basketball star.
France Wois didn't expect that to change much for him.
He didn't particularly want the attention, but there was something
almost surreal about the time working with coach Hannigan. Why
had he never spoken to Francois before, even really seemed
to notice him at all. He told Coach Holdman he
was going to hold an individual practice session with him,
or was this a secret plan just between the two

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of them. Francois fell asleep pondering at all, counting the
step backs in his head instead of sheep. The next day,
after school, Francois made a visit to the boy's locker room.
There was no practice for the day, but He'd thought
it over, and he decided it would only be proper
to seek coach Hannigan out and thank him. Francois weaved
his way through a maze of lockers, ignoring the smell
of dirty socks, and poked his head into the first

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office he came across. Where can I find coach Hannigan,
He asked a man he didn't recognize. I'm coach Kickkick.
The man said, almost screaming, this is the soccer office,
and you've interrupted my soccer plans. The basketball office is
somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Kick Kick is a hyphenated yes okay and capitalized yes.
It's a proper Oh good good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Francois left coach Kickkick alone and kept trying other offices.
After many unsuccessful attempts and finding the offices of the
wrestling team, the pickleball squad, and the Formula Tee for
teen racing room, he finally stumbled upon the basketball department.
Coach Hanigan, he said, relieve, the stressful search was finally over.
I had no idea there were so many sports at

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this school, which is Flapjack High. The coach was alone
in the room, bent over his desk and studying basketball
charts with a magnifying glass. He seemed lost in thought
and barely noticed Francois entering. No, No, it'll never work.
Coach Hanigan said in a sigh. We'll figure it out
if we try to get six people out there. No

(01:01:03):
one's ever thought of that before.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Looking at a chart.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Yes with a magnifying glass. He finally looked up and
soft and saw yes, Parker, is it If this is
a question about your role on the team, you're better
off asking coach Oldman. I just handled the tactical side
of the operation. Francois stared at Coach Hanigan. The things
he was about to express frozen on his lips. Was

(01:01:27):
this some kind of hazing process?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Was it a joke?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Or maybe what they'd worked on yesterday really was some
kind of unspoken arrangement. He decided to push through his
confusion to proceed with the original plan. I just wanted
to thank you for working with me yesterday, Francois said,
working with you, Parker, I wasn't even at practice yesterday.
I have a whole season's worth of offensive schemes to plan
out the score he blew us out last year, and

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I will not let it happen again, he said, slamming
his fist on the desk. An empty coffee muok rattled
around briefly from the collision. Both fran Swan coach Hanigan
watched it for a moment in silence. With a sigh,
he heaved himself out of his chair. Look, Parker, I'm sorry.
I blew my cork just then. I'm just feeling a

(01:02:13):
lot of pressure. The Squids offered me a head coach
position before the start of the season, and I turned
it down to stay with the Owls. I like to
move into coaching at the college level soon, and it's
no secret and my dreams could be about to come true.
We have to be perfect this year. As coach Hanagan
paced around his desk, Francois watched him, a frown forming
on his face. Your limp, he said, it's gone. Coach

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Hanigan's face went pale. What did you say, he asked Francois,
suddenly giving him all his attention. You limp been really
bad yesterday. I can't spot it at all today. Coach
Hanagan processed this information for a long moment. He purposefully
crossed the room and closed the office door. I have
a seat Parker, he said, his voice much softer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Is something wrong, Francois asked, I won't say anything about
our training session yesterday. If it's a problem. I just
wanted to thank you. No one's ever tried to help
me like that before. Nothing's wrong at all, sun, Coach
Hanigan said. As he settled back behind his desk, his
entire demeanor had changed. He seemed more like the person
he had been yesterday in the dark, empty gym. Francois
felt slightly more at ease, but still full of confusion.

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He waited for the man to explain himself. Coach Hanagan
let out a sigh and reached into his desk drawer.
He searched around for a moment, pulled something out and
handed it to Francois. He was a photograph of two boys,
arm in arm, smiling. One was a clearly teenaged version
of Coach Hanigan. The other was another teenage version of
Coach Hannigan. I have a twin, Coach Hanagan said, just

(01:03:39):
like me in every way, only better. We were inseparable
growing up. We used to be so close. Francois studied
the photo. They looked so happy. Couldn't help but feel
some distance, some sense of sadness building within him. Whatever
happened between the time the picture was taken in now
was already clear the happiness had not lasted. We were
both stars in high school. Coach Haanegan continued, The twin

(01:04:01):
towers they called us. He paused, thurrowing his brow. They
don't think the nickname has ever been used in reference
to anyone or anything else. He paused again to consider this, nodded,
and went on. We had it all, high school fame,
high school glory, high school trophies, all of it. People
would come up to us in the CAFETERI until us

(01:04:21):
our lunch was on them. That's not even possible. But anyway,
I always knew he was better than me, that he
was going places I couldn't go. Eventually, back then we
were doing it together, and I was just enjoying the ride.
He paused again, rooting around his drawer once more. This
time he pulled out a half empty bottle of liquor
and poured it into his coffee mug, and the accident happened.

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He took a swig of his drink and grimaced the accident.
Francois asked, completely captivated by the story. He didn't realize it,
but he was clutching the photo so hard his fingertips
had gone white. The accident, coach Hanigan said again in confirmation, nodding,
there was a horrible car crash, God, the flames. Were
you there, Francois asked, Were you hurt?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
We weren't in the car crash. We just saw it happen.
My brother just had to be the hero, so he
raced over to the burning car, lifted it up. It
was a car full of children. They all got out unhurt,
but my brother dropped the car on his legs, saving
their lives. He was never able to play basketball again.
Cochan again took another swig of his drink, wiping away
a stray tear. That's awful, Francois said, he was lost

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without the game he loved. Our team was lost too.
I tried my best to play for both of us,
but it just wasn't the same. Once I was only
the tower. We lost the championship game. My brother never
forgave himself. He broke under the strain. He turned to
hard drugs. He overdosed a few months before graduation. My
brother's been dead for twenty five years son, Francois gasped

(01:05:51):
and shot fully upright in his chair. I know I
saw him yesterday. He was kind to me. He had
a limp, and he looked just like you. Cochan again smiled,
but it was the saddest smile Francois ever seen. Sounds
exactly like my brother. All right, I know you're telling
the truth. I know you met my brother yesterday. He
took another drink, the biggest one, yet only a small
amount remained. Francois set the photo down on coachan Again's desk. Gently.

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You studied the emotional man, thinking about recent events carefully.
If all ghosts are like your brother, I'd very much
like to meet other ghosts, Francois said the man and
the boy let the statement hang in the air for
a few moments. Coachanagan slid the bottle over to Francois wordlessly.
Francoiss never tried alcohol in his life, but somehow he
knew it was the right time for it. He drained

(01:06:37):
the leftover him out straight from the bottle in one
gul Jesus, you know the best thing about this, coachan
again asked Francois, as he watched him choke back his
first ever alcoholic drink. Maybe not in this world, but
somewhere in some existence. My brother's still out there. He's
helping people. He's happy. Coachan again smiled again, and this
time it was the real thing, not a bittersweet facsimile.

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I'd better going, Francois said, standing suddenly, he was feeling
the welcome warmth of the alcohol and wanted to take
time together.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
His thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I have some basketball things they need to work on.
Thanks for everything, Coach, I got a better idea, Coach
Hanigan said. He stood from his desk again, turned out
the office lights, and handed Francois basketball. Let's go work
on those basketball things together. And please, that's for what
we just went through. I'm not coach. My friends use
my first name, call me Hoops. The end Hoops had again,

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and Franois Parker will be back in the next adventure.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
And that's that's a lie. They won't know. There's no
more of them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Well that was wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Well one of them's dead. That's a problem in the
world basketball. Kind of touching it a little time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
There were elements of it where I actually felt like
I sincerely believed it had a nice thing, and then
of course most of it was just stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I have two questions for you, Okay, first and foremost,
what sound does a squirrel make that everyone knows?

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
I don't think they chatter, but I don't know. I
guess that's what they would have They would have been
chattering together as a team. But yeah, that's what I
in my head, I was like, what was a squirrel do? Yeah,
I just decided I would make it to where they
all knew somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
This is to give Spencer a compliment here. This is
the hallmark of your writing to me, dating back to
twenty years ago, doing the baseball website stuff, which is
being overtly silly and then randomly affecting right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
I kind of just can't help but do that. But
in that one I think I envisioned that story actually
being straightforward and seriously like the coach giving him some
advice that changed his life. And then when I was
writing it out, instinct took open.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Well, it's like we can become the character that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
It just kind of happened. When I was thinking of
the coach's name, I was like, okay, we got to
use coach hand yes here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Well, speaking of coaches name, this isn't necessarily a question,
so I didn't have two for you. But it's just
old Man, which I always appreciate when someone is named
old Man in the story.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
We could also just have it be Gary Oldman. It's
possibly him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
That role in the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah, what role can't the guy play?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
How about a someone who isn't an anti semite?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
We know that Unfortunately, Also, Hollywood's decided we think this
guy's a pretty good actor. So like, how old of
character do you need? Well, twenty, let's get Gary Oldman
to do it? How old of character you need?

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Ninety?

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Let's get Gary Oldman to do it? The guys sixty,
make him play fifty to seventy year olds.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Here you go. All right, that was great.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
That was very fun. Guys, our first Creepypasta week has
done our doppelgang around. We'll be back next week to
do our free form stories.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
And who knows what those things are gonna do?

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kind it was?

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Guda?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
No wonder it was guda?

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Well, all the sells a particular type of cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
I was just and tortillas BG.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
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Well, you know what, all the get in touch with us.
If you want to sponsor the we'll do it in
a heartbeat. Cheese is good? Did they're German? You would
like that? Brian? So yeah, thanks, we'll see how much longer?
What have you eaten?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Wow, let's see I guess so I got this big
tub of sour dough pretzels. And that was a mistake
because I am not meant to be with the giant
tub of pretzels and not eat them all. And it
took like it's probably something that should have lasted like
two weeks, and I ate them all in like two days.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Sounds about right to that problem.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Yeah, those were really good. There were big, fat pretzels,
you know. It's not like those little baby ones you
get like the roll golds. You could eat like ten
of them. These were big and if you wanted to, yeah,
if you wanted to bite it all and just have
it done in one bite, you're not doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Oh, it's a multibier.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
It's a multibiter.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Yeah, you got to really get at that thing a
few times. Well, that concludes our creepy past episode, which
I guess it's fitting we into talking about food. Pasta
is a food. My final thought on for this particular
week is this, I think Spencer is right in his story,
and I think we should all make it a point
to seek out and befriend a ghost this week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Spooky, spooky, very spooky, Happy Hello, We

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