Fight or Flight

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 3

This week, Princess is appalled that Harvey is allowed to bring in police dogs and also that those dogs were dressed like Hannibal Lecter.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, before we get started, I just want to
warn you this episode contains a lot of talk about fatness,
fat phobia, losing weight, body checks, way and diets that
sort of thing, and if eating disorders and substance abuse
disorder and if any of those things will make this
a hard listen for you. Skip this one and I'll

(00:22):
see you on the next one later. Hey, guys, Princess
here and welcome to another episode. I'm thinking o G edition.
So guys, we are here doing a celebrity fit club,
not fat club, even though I keep saying that, let's

(00:45):
do some show business before we get started. First of all,
I have not been good with my correspondence. I've just
been busy and I've been like kind of slacking on
the podcast as well. I know you guys have noticed.
I've been late a few times and just shits piling
up on me. Right now. I got a lot of
shit going on, but that's it. I need to do
better and will do better. I if you have emailed

(01:07):
me or messaged me, I'm working on my correspondence this week.
Expect to get something back if you no longer want
to talk to me, because it took me too long
to get back to you. That's okay, just tell me
to fuck off or whatever. What else, Remember that if
you're listening to this, if you were listening, oh okay, sorry,
I talk with my hands. It spends I hit things.

(01:28):
If you are listening to this and you are listening
to with ADS, you don't have to. If you are
a member of the Patreon or a member or a
bonus episode subscriber on Apple Podcast, then you don't have
to listen with ADS. It's five bucks a month. You
get an extra episode every week. This past week I
did some little TikTok talking. I talked a bit. Well basically,

(01:51):
my TikTok is horned, dogged out, like everybody's being real
horny for some reason, from Sabrina Carpenter to these about people. Everybody,
Why is everybody putting like GI's on their face and
like saying it's exfoliating. What are they doing? Anyway? I talked.
I did a little hodgepodge of my FYP this week

(02:11):
and next week I am talking about a reality show
I watched on Max called The Coppol Sister Couppel Couple
Coopol Coople. I don't know the famous sister I didn't
know who the fuck she was until I watched this show.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
So uh so, the subscribe to the Patreon do I
do documentaries on those or or Apple subscriptions?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I do documentaries. It's fun stuff. I'm gonna do Big
Frida's book at some point with Liz because we were
both Big Freeda fans. And if you not only do
you get those extra episodes, but you can also listen
to this main episode that comes out every Sunday. That's free,
by the way, no cost to you. You get to

(02:59):
listen to that with no fucking ads. So think about that.
What else anymore show business? No? I think that's about it.
Let's get stoh, let's do princesses and just like that
corner princesses too, and just like that corner. All right,

(03:21):
I have I have watched. I believe I'm current, so
I want. I watched the episode that takes place in
at Aiden's farm in Norfolk, Virginia. No it doesn't know,
it fucking doesn't. That farm does not take place there.

(03:42):
No it doesn't. No it doesn't, No, it doesn't do No,
it doesn't. You know. I talked about this a bit
on the bonus episode. I no one's from Norfolk, no
one's from Hampton Roads, no one's from Virginia Beach, even
though millions and millions of people are born here every year.
And I know this because I've lived many other places.
Even when I was a child, I was born in
this area. So even when before I even before we

(04:05):
moved back to the area, when I was a kid,
I would meet people in Texas and Mississippi and Alabama,
I would meet people, and every now and then someone
would be like, I'm from Virginia Beach, I'm from Norfolk,
I'm from Chesapeake, I'm from Hampton, or I went to
school in Hampton or whatever, and I would die because

(04:25):
nobody this is not an area people talk about. And
so I don't have the practice that people from DC
and New York, in LA, in Chicago and Salt Lake
City have of people lying about stuff for the area.

(04:45):
And I also know you don't have to do this right.
I know I'm not the only person that's upset about this,
the fact that like Aiden's farm can't be in Norfolk, Virginia.
It just can't be. It can't be in Northern Virginia.
It can't be a it can't be in northern Virginia,
an hour away from a fucking target. It can't be.
It can't be. It just can't. And the reason, like I,

(05:09):
like I said, I've been on Reddit, people are really
mad about this. They're like, why would they say that?
And it's because they just threw it out, like his
old cabin wasn't couldn't have been in suffering New York.
They just like the They just like the pun. But
you know what, I respect a person that walks a
couple of miles to get to a pun. I respect that.
What the fuck was the point of this? What's the

(05:30):
point of this? But also, like I said, I have
to do, I I don't have to. I have done
quite a bit of ghostwriting work for like I told you,
those people that are pumping out twelve fifteen fucking titles

(05:52):
a year and like are not doing it by themselves,
you know, But I have if given the choice. I
never said anything in New York, right, I always if
you forced me to set it in a big city,
it's in Chicago, right, But most of the time not

(06:14):
Chicago either. I'd rather be Saint Louis. I'd rather be
secondary cities because I do not want not everything has
to be set in those places, and the reason they're
set there is because the writers live in those places,
and so therefore they are mining from their own lives.
But there have been times where someone else said it
set the setting was already the setting was integral to

(06:35):
the story right that I'm working on. And do you
know what I did. I would go on Google Maps
to the area that I wanted to pretend in and
I would be like the main I would decide. I'd
even put it on my Google Maps. I decide the
main character's house is here. So if the main character's

(06:56):
house is here, I know that there are corner store,
I know there are a bunch of around here, so uh,
I can say they walk to the corner store. But
I could never say if there are no corner stores
around there, I would never say they walk to it,
because there aren't any in this area. I would map
how far it's the fucking target and tell and in

(07:17):
the story when I'm talking storytelling, I would talk about
how long it takes to get to the target. If
it's you know, I would do that. I would be like,
the character lives there, their mom lives there, their boyfriend
lives there, I'd make a fake fucking and use it
based on the actual shit. I don't know, I google it.
I would in this way, I didn't have to put
a farm at a place you couldn't have a fucking farm.

(07:41):
I didn't. You know, Uva is real. His son goes
to Uva. That's real. But I fucking hate watching You
know what, if this relationship was good enough for us
to be watching this hard, maybe i'd be over it.
But it's not, like I said, it's a dumb relationship.

(08:02):
But this episode, I think this episode was much better
than the first episode where she gets down where she
gets down there and it's gonna take her an hour
to get from Williamsburg to like literally in Noah Funck. No,
like your foot is several, No, it's not not gonna
take as you driving anyway anyway. Anyway. These are things

(08:26):
only I care about, and I'm sure there are people
that are from this area that are like, well it
takes an hour to get there, okay, Well drive faster,
drive faster. This episode was better because I was curious
about some of the stories on them. I will say
that I don't care what anybody in this episode is doing.

(08:51):
I don't care what anybody in this There's not one
storyline I care about. There's not one storyline I'm attached to.
Harry ping On himself last episode was ridiculous. What I
care about that? Uh? Oh oh? And here's something a
nice second say. Charlotte's kids were better in this episode.
They I don't know why they're always written this terrors,

(09:13):
but they're better in this episode. And I was like, Okay,
this makes more sense to what I think Charlotte would
have happened. When when Elizabeth Taylor the dog got pregnant
at a gang banger, remember that, and Charlotte is like like, uh,

(09:34):
saying Elizabeth, mommy can't look at you right now. She's
angrily washing stuff, and like, mommy can't look at you
right now. That is Charlotte, right, That's what we think
of as Charlotte. So why is Charlotte running in the
snow to get condoms for Lily? I don't get it.

(09:55):
I don't get is the Lily. I don't know. I
don't like her. But was acting in a way that
was not like someone who hates children or hates younger
people wrote Rock was acting in that way. Rock seemed
like a typical person of that age. You know, I

(10:19):
never watched Breaking Bad when it was on the air.
I had to catch up like much much later. And
I and I'm a champ at not knowing about shit
I don't care about, so like like right now, I
don't care about Love Island, so I don't know what
the fuck's going on there. Like so like when Breaking
Bad was everywhere, I had no idea what the show
was about. I had no clue. But I started watching

(10:42):
it and I asked inter and I was like, hey,
am I supposed to hate his wife? This hard? Like
when I sit down and I think about what I'd
be like if my husband was diagnosed with late stage
cancer didn't want treatment. I'm pregnant. I have an older
teenage son with CP, and like he's he's a high

(11:07):
school teacher, high school science teacher, so like I, we
don't have any fucking money, and he's like, nah, good,
I'm not gonna get any treatment for this late stage cancer.
I would lose my fucking mind. I would lose my
fucking mind. You can't leave me, Like even though I'm like, yeah,
like you get to the side that your body, You

(11:30):
get to the side if you wanna like, go in
that fucking cocktail chemo and whether that's gonna do anything
and and live through that. You get to the side
that that's not for me to decide. But if I
was like literally in that situation, I would be like,
this motherfucker trying to leave me and we can't afford
milk and why am I pregnant? I would be so livid.

(11:51):
And I remember asking the Internet, did y'all hate her
in real time? Because I'm finding that I hate her
right now even though she's acting exactly would I? And
I forgot who told you? They're like, yeah, but she
was written so you would hate her. Think about that.
I was like, Ah, the kids on this show are
written so you would hate them. Please stop? Yeah, Like

(12:16):
I I don't, I don't. I don't care about anything
that's happening on the show. And the closest I came
to caring about, or at least being interested in it
was I want to know when this Carrie and Aid
and Shit's gonna be done. First of all, Aiden brought

(12:38):
her to that fucking farmhouse. It was it was unexpected,
but because he hadn't told Homer and Wyatt names about
about like I hadn't given him my heads up. He
didn't want her in the house. Okay, as I've told

(12:58):
you guys, I think of my so if I think
of myself as like a single mom, I too am
not prioritizing banking Carrie Bradshaw over over my kids in
any way, shape or form. I would never do something
like that. That, like like fucking is not I mean,
I'm not saying I'm not gonna be fucking, but it's
not more important than my children. But that's what you

(13:20):
just did was extremely rude. Not only did you put
her in the guest house or whatever the fuck that is,
you didn't go out there with her? Why did Why
did if she had to stay out there, why didn't
you go visit with her that night? Visit? Look at me,
sad all southern. Why did't you visit with her? You
ain't gonna visit? Well, why is she out there by herself?

(13:48):
That's just rude. Okay. And so they're there and he's
she's introducing to the children. She I guess she met
Homer before. I think last season they whatever, he's he's
exactly how a person would be, right, how a person
with some home training would be high. How's it going,

(14:09):
I'll give you a hug. Oh used to It's okay,
I'll do like he has some home training. Why it's
being wiatt? I get to white in a second. And
then she don't have the clothes because they were in
the tow truck. Wherever they told the truck at the
car's gonna you could just go there and get your suitcase.
Did you know that? Did you know that that tow
truck is going to a specific place. You just have

(14:31):
to call and ask where it's going, and they'll tell you.
And if it's at the repair shop, or it's at
a toe impound, wherever the fuck it is, you just go.
I mean not if it's a tot. I don't think
you can get things out of it if it got
told for like bad parking or whatever. But you just
get your suitcase. And I got told because y'all, y'all
busted up all the tires, driving badly, and of course

(14:55):
carries somebody who's driver's license is fucking expired. Of course
it is. Of course it is a course, it is.
Of course it fucking is. Jesus Christ. Well, I travel
with the passport. Well, guess what passport don't want you drive?
Now what when you booked this fucking real car, they
said bring your unexpired druver's license and YadA, YadA, YadA,

(15:15):
whatever else they fucking told you to bring. And what
did you bring? Not that? But just shut up anyway.
So she doesn't have any clothes, so they're like, we
can go to Target an hour away, right, or she's like,

(15:39):
isn't there a cute place where I could just walk to?
Probably not, but apparently there's a sister wive store. It's
it's somebody's mama's boutique that's probably a front for for
drug money, because how the fuck did those places stay
in in in business? They don't. And they're like, it's
a mile away. Homer is like, I'll drop you off.

(16:00):
She's like, no, i'll and then they like, get on
this a TV. Do you know how fucking dangerous ATVs are?
Do you know how fucking dangerous ATVs are? Somebody Carrie
Bradshaw just hops on a fucking ATV, it drives off.
You guys will put her on a fucking on a

(16:22):
fucking dirt bike. Why would you put on a motocross bike? What?
Why would you put her on a fucking ATV and
then say it's a mile that way? What does that mean?
What the does that mean? Until you all the time,
I can't do distances. What the fuck does that mean?
A mile? How long does that take to get there?

(16:43):
Three hours? Ten minutes? I don't know what's the difference?
How what is a mile? So why wouldn't you just
like help her drop you off? Why wouldn't Why wouldn't
Aiden just take a trip to fucking Target? Later they

(17:03):
go to the mall. Is the mall closer or further
away than Target? What mall did you go to? Aiden?
What mall did you go to? Name the mall? I'll wait,
it's only one, fucking Well, there's two malls in off
of but only one. One of them is the Black Mall,
and it's it ship it's closed down. Well, if I'm bankruptcy,

(17:27):
I haven't been in there since I was a fucking kid.
But you didn't go to that mall, I know you didn't.
So you had to go to MacArthur Mall, which is
closer to downtown. It's right across the street from the jail.
By the way, you could go visit somebody at the
jail and then pop it on over to the mall?

(17:49):
Is that an hour away? Why didn't we just go
to target?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Aiden, are you busy or something? You're You're not fucking busy.
You're not fucking busy. You don't have to bring the
crops and shut the fuck up. You're not busy. Just
take her to the fucking target. Take your target. Why
I want to get out anyway? All right, let's also
talk about this so they have a game night. Well, listen,

(18:16):
why is fourteen and going through some mental health shit? Apparently?
I think ADHD is one of them, but I think
why I got more than Adhd, although he doesn't have
to like. Some of the shit he's doing is super impulsive.
And when we think about ADHD, we think about little
kids who can't sit in there in their chair, And

(18:36):
that's not that's not the extent of ADHD. And a
lot of the shit that why it is doing might
have something to do with add or might not. But
I just have a feeling it's more than that. He's
got a lot of mental health stuff going on. Anyway.
He was drinking, they don't have liquor anymore. He crashed
a car, he did whatever, and they are doing no

(19:02):
screens for whyt which I just want to say this.
If you saw that, you were like, that is a
crazy thing. It's not when you have kids. And this
is why it's a little old for this, But when
you have kids who have ADHD, screen time is wildest.
Screen time, Uh changes everything. And like in my house,

(19:28):
we stop doing well, we'll just be like we're doing
no screens for this week or whatever, and everybody in
the house is working on it. Maybe you get an
hour to get work done or whatever, but that's it.
I'm talking about like schoolwork and stuff, reading hour days
something like that to handle stuff. But that we often

(19:48):
do it during breaks, by the way, so you don't
even need that, but like it will change the dynamics
of your home. And I want to be clear that,
like I'm not one of those people. It's like every
ride's an iPad kid, and I don't see what the
point of complaining about that is. You're all iPad adults too.
You can't even wait in the grocery store line without
like staring at TikTok. People are driving and watching TikTok

(20:10):
at the same time. What are you saying. Every restaurant
I've ever been in the last few years, has just
had a bunch of adults staring at screens, so they
put the screens on the fucking table these at these
casual family dying spots now, So like, why y'all acting
like it's just the children, it's just how y'all are rolling,

(20:33):
you know? And I say y'all because I don't have
to do that because I'm old. But I just don't like.
I hate when of the people are like your children
are on the iPads and that's why they can't write curse.
They can't write crits. You don't teach them cursive. And
I don't think they need cursal. I mean, it's cute,
it's a cute trick, but I don't I don't think
they need it. So I don't know, but but greatly

(21:03):
reducing screens will change your life with a smaller ADHD kid. Okay,
fourteenth is a little old for that. And I don't understand.
You know, Aiden and his wife, I think her name
is Kathy Kafy Aiden and his ex wife, I don't

(21:25):
if you don't want Wyatt to use the switch, why
does he have a switch. Why don't you have a switch?
Why does he have it. You want him to hole
You want him to be in possession of a switch
of a Nintendo switch and not use it. That's wild,
especially if you think that like his like intense long

(21:48):
like hours and hours and hours of video gaming or
hours and hours of spending online is contributing to him
having a hard time like regulating emotions and like just
getting in a good balance, calm space. Bro, Like, why
would you expect him to hold it and not get
on it? That seems weird. But Aiden is approaching this

(22:13):
as like we need to get back to basics. We'll
have him paint this, we'll have well, I'll spend a
lot of time with him. We'll do this way. And
Kathy is like, well, he's been diagnosed with ADHD. What
have we Let him be medicated. That's why she was
asking for the fucking adderall. And I think I mentioned
this last time that adderall shortage was real, like especially

(22:37):
during the early pandemic days and stuff, or even like
even a couple of years after twenty twenty twenty two,
there were there were months where you could not get
adderall or it was like a hit or miss. And
what a lot of us did is transition our kids
off of adderall. I hate having a much of fucking
adderall anyway, but always where people gonna steal everybody. But

(23:00):
like a lot of people found something else for their
kids to be on, at least for a few months.
Although I hate doing shit like that, but that's what
most people did. So like that adderall shortage was real.
The fact that that Kathy had to call Carrie to
bring the adderall from New York City is wild. She

(23:21):
literally could have gone there. I could name six places
she can go to buy adderall off the street in Norfolk.
Call one of call one of your white mommy friends
they got it, call him what are you talking about?
And the way Carrie smuggled it was so stupid. So anyway,
so that's what's going on, Kathy. And they didn't have

(23:43):
a difference of opinions. I mean, you'll find people in
all kinds of camps and it's like, if you can't
be medicated, why not be medicated? Like, why not use
every tool in your arsenal? I'm that way. I don't like,
I'm not gonna like I try to get my kids
on those little prescriptions as possible, but I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna, uh refuse vedicine just so, just so

(24:03):
I say, I could, I just try to like we
were me and their psychiatrists are constantly reevaluating what we're
doing and why is it working? Is it still working
in the same way? Does he need this? Does he
need that? But why obviously needs to be in like
intensive therapy. He needs ada? She meants probably, And like
aiden going, come on, buddy, isn't gonna do this. So

(24:26):
what happens is they're playing a game. I don't know.
I think it's a famous game, but I don't know
what the game is and why it has a timper
tantrum and like storms out. He's already been mean to
carry a lot. But I mean, why wouldn't I'd be
mean to carry I was in wire position, probably wouldn't
be me. I just refuse to speak to her. Every
time she talked to me, I just slope and at her.

(24:47):
But that's to me. I'm I'm petty. So he like
storms out. He has a little fit. Kathy's over with
her boyfriend. I guess his name is Bob, and they
having a family, and they have a little fit and
then and then he storms out and he breaks the window,

(25:08):
and it's really like, so here's a take home from
college UVA, which is a real place. Take tone from
college and like, you know, take a homer sick of
this shit, all right? And Kathy's like, should have give
him an adderall? I told you well, And Aiden is
very much a person that's like, this is how it

(25:28):
should work. So I'm gonna make it work that way
as opposed to this is how it does work. And
I can understand it, Aidan. I'm a person that this
is how it should work. Right. I would prefer to
put my kids to bed a certain way, but it
doesn't work for us, so we have to do it
a different way. I would prefer if X, Y and
Z happened and I and I can't stop obsessing abody

(25:48):
it because I got a little of the perfectionists in me.
But the fact is the way things are working is
this way, and you over here and should land you
not doing very You're not doing much for us because
we're over here in reality, Yeah, like give adderall his
give why in his adderall? And like whatever else he's
supposed to fuck have. I also think that I appreciated

(26:18):
the scene with Carrie and Aiden talking about and Aiden's like,
are you gonna break up with me? And She's like,
I said, I believed you, but I didn't believe you,
because bitch, we didn't believe him either, not really. I mean,
I guess I believed him, but I was just like,
is it that serious? But this episode proved the point
that I'm trying to make Carrie can go down for

(26:39):
three day weekends and four day weekends. Carrie can do that.
She can't do that. I don't know that Aiden can
come up to New York as much because I guess
why it wants to stay at his family home, and
like Kathy's moved down. Why a lot of us want
a lot of fucking things. And I'm not saying they
should have made why move out the day to day

(27:00):
got separator or whatever, but like, bro, what if we
had to sell this? Do we just have to be
here and let it go on for a closer So
why it doesn't have to feel bad about it? Like
why it's holding the kids the fucking family hostage. His
emotions and his reactions are holding the family hostage. I
saw people talking about how his older brothers were kind

(27:24):
of mean and tell it to the Bees said something
that I thought was really good, like that This is
a guy followed on I probaw him on YouTube and TikTok.
He said that when you're in situations like the brothers are,

(27:44):
when one of your siblings is like that, or anybody,
if you're in a relationship with somebody who has like
a lot going on and you're you're the person that's
in the room when the stuff's going on, people don't
want to hear from you. Well, how you feel is
never gonna be. Nobody cares about how you feel. And
I and I agree with that. Like sometimes being married
to somebody who has like severe unmedicated ADHD is really

(28:07):
fucking hard, really fucking hard. And I know some of
you are gonna be like I've listened to this, to
this podcast for instance, I think you have ADHD. Okay, bitch,
but I'm asking, I'm asking to leave me alone. Someone
who just is ADHD is absolutely or anything else, autism,

(28:28):
any any kind of mental health disorder, chronic illness or
whatever it is that that's got them. It's like, uh,
that's affects our lives that way, depression, whatever it is,
Just it is hard being that person's partner. It's hard
being that person's sibling. It's hard when they take up
all the oxygen in the room and we're playing a

(28:50):
fun game. They're having a fun time and suddenly somebody
breaks a window because they can't win the game. Yeah,
i'd be annoyed too, And and I'm sure it's it's
it's like, it's like being a sibling of an addict
as your parents. Not that I'm calling white an addict.
I don't. I actually don't think what was your he

(29:10):
was on high on shrooms or whatever? What shrooms and cocaine. Well,
I don't know what he was on. And and oh
he was drunk, and he was and he drove the car,
and like, I don't. It's difficult to be in that
position because you see your parents like working really hard,
and you do care about your sibling, but also they

(29:31):
are holding the family hostage in a lot of ways,
not that they intend to do it, and not that
you want to be, Like you should just leave so
we don't have to think about you anymore, but also like, yeah,
everything revolves around whether why it is getting his needs met,
And truthfully, I don't think why he's getting his needs
met Anyway, I like to this episode a little bit
more because I felt like I was like, oh, okay,

(29:53):
there are some steaks here. Okay, this I don't know.
Next we go back to hating it and listen, people
hate watch this fucking show, and I'm one of them.
I watched this show. I'm not enjoying it. What happened
to the teacher, the professor, old lady whatever, I don't
we saw her like in the trailer. I guess she's
gonna be later. Uh oh oh oh. Lisa's face the documentary,

(30:15):
Lady Lisa's face really calmed down. She had gotten like
filler two episodes ago, like when she was filming two episodes,
and it really I was like, okay, okay, I see you,
I see you. Good. Is exactly what happened with Charlotte.
She got filler at the beginning of She got piller
too close to the to the to the to film

(30:35):
me in the first couple of episodes of the first season,
and it calmed down. You're like, ah, there you go.
Now you like yourself and not like a fucking milar balloon.
So I agree. I would be devastated to the show
got canceled because I don't hate watching it, and that's
not usually something I do. But I feel like there

(31:01):
are a lot of opportunities we are missing here. Someone
I mentioned that SEMA's storylines could be so much better
because she's very different from Samantha. The Yeah, she's got
a lot of Samantha in her right, but she's different
from Samantha, and that she she wants. She doesn't want
to be single, and Samantha wanted to be single, you
know what I mean. Samantha wanted to cock in her,
but she wanted to be single, and Seema doesn't. And

(31:26):
what does that look like? Carrie should be dating? She
really should, Carrie. Carrie should be writing and we should
be finding out how different the writing world is now
than it was when she first started getting published, and
how she has to figure it out. That should be
a part of it. By the way, Carrie didn't look
too bad in those in those Sister Wives dresses. She

(31:46):
really didn't. She really didn't. She really did look like
seel like she bought those bitches and and and b
brought them there cause she cause she was cosplaying. You know,
Carrie loves a fucking costume, and it looked like a costume,
she didn't look horrible, or they played laser tag at
some point at the mall. That better be an hour

(32:12):
away along with the fucking target. Jesus Christ. Anyway, Oh,
I've just talking about that for thirty minutes. I'm just saying, like,
and that concludes princesses, and just like that corner. We'll
be back next week with another complaint. Anyway, let's talk

(32:35):
about this. We're doing Celebrity Fit Club season seven, episode
I think it's for her, it might be three, who knows,
you guys figure it out. It's called fight or Flight.
This episode starts with Bobby claiming that he had carrots
at the movies. That's how you stay on and die.

(32:57):
What fucking movie theater did you go to? Bobby? The
carrots in it? What are you talking about? You talk
about you brought a bag of baby carrots, a little dip,
a ranch and keep. It's not the worst fucking thing.
I used to be a very very avid movie theater,
a moviegoer, but right now there's like nothing else. When
I went to go look for a movie to go to,
and mister Curtsey, everything out is either a remake or

(33:19):
a sequel of something that from like the early two thousands,
like it's really weird what's out there. And I'm someone
who doesn't mind shit like that. I mean, I'll go
see Fast and Furious twenty seven. I don't mind. But
like none of it was was like I don't I
don't know if I want to spend one hundred dollars
to do that to see that. I'll just wait to

(33:42):
get to the It'll be It'll be on fucking HBO
Max next week. Why am I? Why am I gonna
spend my money for this? But I used to go
to movies all the time, and I used to work
in a movie theater and it was one of the
worst jobs I've ever had. I've had a lot of
bad jobs. I've been fired from a lot of jobs,
and I've quit a lot of jobs, and I've not
shown up for a lot of jobs. Once, when I
was in college, I worked at Dunkin Donuts and I

(34:03):
had to get up to make the donuts, you know,
like the old commercial like gotta make the donuts. I
had to like I had to be to work at
like four o'clock in the morning, and I'd been doing it,
and I've been doing I'm doing it just wasn't working.
I had two jobs at that point. I was also
delivered military I was giving out military papers, and like,
I just decided not to go. But I lived in
the dorm directly across from a fucking dunk and donuts.
So they're calling me, be like, girl, when the fuck

(34:24):
are you gonna get here? And they're leaving a message
on my answer machine because I'm old and I think so,
but I'm like, absolutely not going to fucking work that day.
But my light is on, and they're like, we could
see your light on, we can see you. We basically
see you in the fucking window. Bitch. This is right

(34:48):
before I got to move through your job. But the
worst thing I've ever seen some I used to be
like an usher or whatever, and I worked the the
concession stands. I think I was just young and I
just didn't want to work, and also it was kind
of gross. I worked at the Regal theater over on
the base on NB. Well it's not on NOB you
can get access to without going on the base, but

(35:11):
that's the theater I worked at, so it mightn't even
be there anymore. It's right across from the exchange, so
I absolutely saw people bringing in like hogis a Chicken

(35:34):
and the theater wants in the MacArthur Mal that I'm
assuming that they went to to play fucking laser tag
in MacArthur Mal, somebody was ordering a pizza like during
the movie. So I'm not saying Bobby Brown couldn't have
no fucking carrots in the movie. I'm just saying I
doubt it. I doubt it. Harvey shows up, he does

(35:58):
a failed and then they all and then he says
they're gonna be He says, I like to say it,
you're gonna be fighting and flighting. And I don't know
that you can like trademark, I don't know if you
can do the is I like to call it is.
I say, like like ownership. I don't think you take
ownership of adding I inng to a very well used phrase,

(36:19):
fight or flight, right, He's like, I'm doing something here,
but no, you are. Shir Jackson says she likes to fight,
and I'll say, listen, have I ever seen any rumors
of shar Jackson fighting people? So shar Jackson is black

(36:43):
famous and obviously black famous back then, not now, nobody
knows who shar Jackson is now. But she's black famous,
and if you don't know a lot of like celebrity
gossip is very like like segregated. Like I told you,
TikTok thinks that I'm a Latina woman with Mexican heritage,
and so I'm getting cheesemade about people I didn't even

(37:04):
fucking know existed. Okay, They'll be like, girl, did you
see so? And so I'll be like, who the fuck
is that? I'd have to google them, I have to
do some translations. But I am figuring out that there's
some there's some tea that I don't know about. And
I imagine that if you're if you're a non black person,

(37:25):
that you might feel the same way entering black celebrity gossip.
But shar Jackson is somebody who'll be black famous. Like
people will be like, oh, yeah, we know shar Jackson.
And I'm trying to give a white level of shar Jackson.
I was about to say Britney Snow, but that's a
disservice to Britney Snow. Brittany Snow will be working, Shark
Jackson will be working like that. I can't really think

(37:47):
of anybody I like. The thing is it would be
like Melissa jan Hart, but Shark Jackson was never as
famous as Melissa jone Hart. What I'm talking about in
terms of like nostalgia, because like when I watched that
Crazy video, the stop remix from that movie with Melissa

(38:10):
Jonhrt and Adrian Grenier, is that his name, Melissa Jonehart
is in Britney Spears Crazy Parentheses stop remix video. Right
when I see them next to each other in Waitress
Constumes Walking, I'm like, oh, yeah, I forget that you
guys existed at the same time. I forget. I think

(38:32):
that Melissa Jonehrt was coming off of so Bringing the
Teenage Witch, and then she did his movie Drive Me Crazy,
which is a decent movie. Like it's a decent movie.
Actually I put it in about the same category. It
it's a decent movie to rewatch because there are no

(38:52):
stakes in it. It's like whatever. But like the other
night I rewatched Practical Magic because I was having a
trying day, and usually watch Practical Magic like in the Fall,
because I love their little sweaters, Like I just want
to live in that village and like in that house
and stuff like that. That's probably worth eighty million dollars
but like drive me crazy exists in a world where

(39:16):
practical magic exists. Melissa jo and Hart even though like
I know, she was alive and not much much much
older than Britney Spears, what is she She's probably like
five six years older than Britney Spears at the time. No,
Britney Spears is like sixteen years old. Seventeen years old maybe,

(39:38):
but either way, it's hard to see them together and
be like, oh, y'all exists in the same plane. But
when I'm thinking about nostalgia, I'm thinking about, ooh, you
know what. Shar Jackson is more of like, gosh, I'm
gonna have to google this star Jackson is more like

(39:59):
that chick step by step Stacy Keenan.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
All Right, she was a brown blonde girl and she
used to be on all the little sitcoms and stuff.
I hope I hope they're like, please, I hope she's
like minding her business, is not being racist.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
She was on My Two Dads, guys, were My Two Dads? Guys?
Remember that movie that show? My Two Dads. I've absolutely
talked about this show before. My Two Dads was like
technically an eighty sitcom because the ended of in nineteen
ninety where this woman was doing two dudes okay, and
one was like an artistic guy with a beard and

(40:42):
the other one was Michael Riser and he had a
job anywhere a tigh and she had a kid, but
she didn't know who the kid's father was and did
she died And the kid was like eleven maybe twelve.
She was old enough to like try to go out
on dates. So when we like thirteen ish, ships were

(41:03):
in that age rage and so she I think the
mom in her will was like, one of these motherfuckers
is your dad? I leave you to them? And then
they had an argument if they were best friends, we
are the best friends? Did they become best friends? I
think they knew each other before. I think the part
of it is that they knew each other like it

(41:25):
was very like I want to say it was a
Mama mea, but it wasn't a Mama Mia.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
It was.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Were they all fucking at the same time and they
just didn't want to tell us because it was like
a family sitcom. I don't know. So what happens is
these two dudes moving together and like raise her together
because because back then you couldn't just go to Walgreens
and get a DNA test. I mean you could have
gotten DNA test, guys, you really could have. But whatever,
So they and the judge from family Court that like

(41:57):
made this ruling lived in their building, right, So she's
out here like she needs to be under judicial review
is what she needs to be. But she's also like
a part of their lives. Okay, what I said, just
have like a fucking fever dream. But it's called My
Two Dads. It was on for like three fucking seasons,
and so she has two dads but they're not together,

(42:19):
but they're best friends, okay, and they don't know who
like part of the fun is that they don't know
who her biological dad is. Okay. That girl's name is
Stacy Keenan okay, or that's her stage name. Apparently her
name is Anastasia Love Sargorski. Yeah, I'm glad you changed that.

(42:40):
But she was on My Two Dads and he was
on She was on Step by Step for seven years.
She was Suzanne's daughter, Suzanne Summer's daughter on Step by Step.
Don't make me explaining it step by step to you
right now. I actually just want to sing the theme
song real quick. For you, but I'm not going to
because I need to finish this podcast. Also, I feel
really bad about saying I don't have ADHD and that

(43:00):
or and that if I do, I'm asking now that
I'm here and I don't know how I fucking got here.
I'm like, you know what, maybe don't brag so much. Okay,
for instance, maybe don't brag so much all right? Oh? Oh,
shar Jackson is black famous in the way that Stacy
Keaton is white famous or would have been white famous

(43:21):
in twenty ten, which means not famous at all. Why
would I fucking say that. What I'm saying is that
if you might not know her name, but if you

(43:41):
saw a picture of what she looked like in the nineties,
you'd be like, oh, I know that, bitch, I know that.
And that's what shar Jackson is the black people. That's
why what was that talking about this? Oh my goodness,
I'm like, yeah, for instance, you're doing a lot. Oh.

(44:02):
I was saying, I haven't heard any rooms of shar
Jackson fighting, and I feel like I would have, like somewhere,
Like I feel like if shar Jackson got into a
fight or beat somebody up, then like the shad room
would have told it. And I don't follow the shade Room,
but I definitely would have seen a TikTok video of
someone complaining about the shade room in shar Jackson. You know,
I feel like I would have been I would have

(44:23):
been this would have been underneath. I would have been
on the pose of that. You know. I'm absolutely audience. Anyway,
they they run the address and wonder like what's gonna happen?
Fighting and flighting, and uh Tanisia said she doesn't think

(44:46):
they can make them die on the show, and I
just want to say, yes they can. This is a
low budget VH one reality TV. They don't have a
budget to be making sure your ass is safe. I'm
just letting you know, people die in these types of places.
Just when you go to to amusement parts and you're like,
you can't everybody gets on this ride, you can't die.
Sometimes people die on it. Some people die. Sometimes their

(45:07):
head gets cut off, and like maybe you don't know
about it because you're not really watching the news. And
they just shut down for three days and then they
do it again. Okay, So I want to say, Tanisha,
that sense of fear is your innate alarm. That is

(45:27):
a gift. Your fear is a gift, and you should
be concerned. Jay is trying to talk about Brian about
addiction because he says last week because he basically he's like,
you know, Bobby drinking last week. We're like on a
reality TV show about losing weight, and like he can't
even like not drink here, Like he can't even wait
to get home to drink. That's interesting. So this is

(45:48):
how he does it. He sits next to Biby and goes,
last week was difficult, Bobby, do you want to talk
about this? Like in a kindergarten teacher voice. Bobby is
like talks about the drinking and decides to get rid
of the vodka, and the coaggart helps him because she
thinks that wine and beer refined, but the vodka is

(46:09):
the problem. And like he actually only takes the vodkay,
he doesn't take anything else over there from alcohol. He
pours it out because he's like that's the only thing
he's gonna drink, So he pours it out, and everybody's like,
yay for you, Bobby, for wasting laker for no reason,
as if you can't drink at home, you can. They
all applaud him. He say he's gonna go in his

(46:30):
room and cry for a while as a joke. So
they get to the challenge and there are these barking
ass German shepherd dogs that they're depicting. Okay, they're giving
us b roll of these dogs. Let me tell you something.
I've said this before. I'm about to say it again.

(46:50):
I don't always vibe with cats. I gotta find a
cat I like. Okay, that's what I've liked a few cats,
but I just don't usually I'm not usually like I
love cats off the bat, you know what I'm saying.
But it's true what they say. When you look back
at those civil rights photos of cops like trying to

(47:13):
beat protesters, and shit, there's no cat there helping them.
It's these fucking dogs, these German shepherd dogs. And I
just want to say, I just want to say, these
fucking dogs. As soon as I saw I'm a dog person,
as soon as someone said no as fly, not a
fuckingly not so. Harvey says that they will do a

(47:34):
prisoner a pow prisoner of war escape. They will be
shackled together and then they're gonna bring down a wall
with a battery ram. This wall is probably made out
of like styrofoam, Like, are these real structures? I don't
think so. Then they have to crawl through a sewage tunnel.

(47:55):
There's no sewage in that tunnel. You just call it
that sewage tunnel blocked off by cinder blocks. Also probably sirophone,
I think then foam sirophone, not sirophone. Then they have
to cut through an electric fence. He didn't say it
was electric, but it had a side on it and
said this will shock you. Why so I'm like, the
electric okay, So they gotta cut through that. And once

(48:17):
they cut through that, an alarm will go off and
the dogs will be released. And what you have to
do is gonna run a little ways further and get
up on this platform. Now at the top, there's no
way up on the platform, so you're gonna have to
lift the first person up to the platform. They're gonna
throw down a rope ladder like this is a fucking

(48:39):
tree house, and then the rest of you're gonna climb
up there. Now here's the deal. If you think you're
about to get caught, they have far a cage to
the middle of the to the middle of the field
next to the platform, and you can run in the cage.
But if you go in the cage or get in
the cage somehow, you lose some points. You don't get

(49:00):
many points if you got your ass up on that platform.
And then also the dogs attack you. If the dogs
attack you, you lose even more points than if you
got in the cage. Okay, you feeling So this feels
like double there. And I'm gonna tell you that is

(49:21):
not a complaint. I told you for last season of Traders,
I want some double Dare type challenges. I want you
all to be weird. I want I want you to
have a fake teeth with like rotten stuff in it,
and then you gotta dig through that to find a flag. Okay,
then you gotta slide down a slide that has like

(49:42):
whipped cream and leg and like chocolate sauce on it,
and then somebody has to jump in a ball pissed slide.
Like That's what I'm looking for in these types of
like if we don't do it, let's do it, let's
go full double there. And so what I want to
tell you is that this felt very double there. To me.
It felt The only difference is nobody was like squirting

(50:03):
chocolate sauce on you, or there wasn't a place where
some slime could get you. It felt very double there,
except for the part where these police ass dogs arend
so Harvey says. He also says, he's like, you have

(50:26):
less than sixty seconds to climb your fat ass on
this platform, Harvey, Harvey, what you doing bruh, my sad ass, Harvey?
Is that necessary? Come on? Man? So Bonny Brown says

(50:48):
he doesn't like shackles because it reminds him of being
in jail. Bobby Brown has been in jail many, many,
many many times. Bobby, I bet the sun reminds you
of jail. I bet you Tuesday reminds you of fucking jail.
I too don't want to be in shackles, but for
other reasons. I've never been to prison. And I'll tell

(51:12):
you right now, I don't want to be in no
fucking shackles. You could just say you don't want the shackles, Okay,
shackles off my feet so I can let me stop away.
So all right. And he's also scared of the dog,
so he goes back to the bus and at this point,

(51:33):
this means that Bobby Brown's the only won't in any
sense because as a dog lover, I will tell you this,
A strange dog trained to kill, train to tack people
on a low budget reality TV show, This, this sounds
like all the makings of a final destination death, you
know what I mean? So no, absolutely not. Bobby tells

(51:59):
them that he'll, like Harvey goes to talk to him,
was like, man, you could do it, You could do it.
I know that. I just told you that I got
some killer dogs out here, and I'm gonna set them
upon you as soon as you break through this fake
ass fucking you can do it. Come on a core,
let me let a dog bit you. Come on. Come
And Bobby tells him that he'll do everything, but they

(52:21):
need to get him up on the platform first, like
they need to. He needs to be the first on
a platform he can a dog cannot touch him. He's
scared of dogs. Yeah. I find that older black people
are scared of dogs. And that's that comes from civil
rights shit and and and and it's not all of them,

(52:41):
but like a lot of them are scared of dogs.
I find that once you get to like late gen
X millennials and stuff. The motherfuckers are treating them dogs
like that did this at First Born, which I enjoy
so so mabe so, but like it's it tracks with
Bobby's agent. He's scared of fucking dogs, or that if

(53:03):
he wasn't scared of dogs, he don't believe dogs belong
in the house. All right, So the Red team goes
and they don't even they don't even run. They're walking
as soon as they get through that door. Then, so
they get through all the stuff, the styrofoam pieces and everything,
because I do not believe those are real cinder blocks.
Soon as they get the dogs them, dogs come running.
And when you see you get the footage of them

(53:24):
dogs like I don't think they are I don't think
these are these are This is the footage of the
dogs running towards them. I think this was like b
footage of the dogs running. But they got muzzles on. Okay,
And here's the thing about a muzzle. In theory, I
know a muzzle makes you much safer around a dog,
like like if you're grooming or you're doing like animal

(53:45):
care of some sort of putting a muzzle on a
dog is actually a really humane way, and it has
to be fitted correctly, like you're not gonna hurt them.
It has it's a really humane way of just being like,
this is just an extra barrier because my dogs reacting
or whatever. Right, But a dude, baby, a dog in
a muscle is scarier than a dog out looks scarier

(54:08):
like your dog's like Hannibal Lecter. Okay, and so so,
even though logically I know the chances to be being
bit are much low, well, the chances of being being
bit are very low because I don't approach strange dogs.
I just be like, oh lookok there's a fucking dog,
and I might make fucking business.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I might.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I stay at a dog business. Okay, them dog? What
them dogs doing over there? None of my fucking business.
All they lose, Okay, Okay, how do I know they
ain't lose on purpose? How do I know that that
dog isn't on his way to work? I don't fucking know. Okay,
stay a dog business. So, first of all, knowing that

(54:48):
I stay at a dog business, knowing too that I
do not approach strange dogs, the odds of me getting
bit are very low. Okay, if they want to bite me,
they can they came to bite me. They was gonna
bite me no matter what. Okay, but even though I
know that muscle means, oh, you're probably gonna get I mean,
as long as muscle is fitted correctly, probably a bit

(55:09):
by this dog. They look more dangerous. They look like
they're gonna be like Clarie's. Let me help you solve
this FBI case. Looks like and that seems dangerous to me.
But fine, so become the fucking dogs Clarie's as well.

(55:35):
I have. I'm gonna have some guests on my show
with this one. Don't have guests on my show because
they would be like princess what Clarie's. Anyway, everybody gets
up on the platform. Bobby's right up there, and everybody
else gets on there except for Jane. He gets attacked
by the dogs, so they lose points because of that

(55:58):
are attacked. The dogs do jump on him, Guys, they
don't bite him, but they do jump on him like
I would. Why this too, of you want of me?
Why y'all running up? I would have stayed in the busy.
They could have got me out there. So the Blue
teens go second. The Ballue team decides to run instead
of walk cause they're like, we just gotta run and
then we'll be faster. They realize why they don't run

(56:19):
because Kfe falls the fuck down. Okay, so then they're like, oh, yes,
we're not gonna run. A law falls on Tanisa's foot
and she's just like, I need to I need to
make this about the team that law that log which
I am pretty sure has made a styrofoam on foot,
and she's like, I was hurt, but I was like,

(56:41):
I don't know, I don't know how hurt you were.
T shuit. You just like you're doing I don't know,
you're doing really bad acting. So they get through all that,
and they send Sebastian up the ladder first and then
throw it down, and then Tannisia goes up the ladder.
Tanisiha is the weakest link in this, but you wouldn't

(57:01):
put her up first because then you it's easier for
her to give the ladder than it is for you
to lift Tennisia up. By the way, Tania weighs about
as much as k Fed about as much as like.
It's not like it's not like Tanisha weighs like way
more than anybody else here. That's not true. But okay,

(57:22):
and also Sebastian's tall, so it's less. I don't know
if it's actually true, but I'm just saying in my head,
i'd be like, let's do some quick man. I think
it'd be faster to get Sebastian up there because he's taller,
because he's further off the crown just here, and I'm like,
that's probably not real. So, but Tenisa just can't get

(57:45):
up that real platter, that rope platter is swinging and
I swinging, and she just can't get Like Tanisha, it's
a ladder, it's like a literal ladder, and they're holding
it so that stops swinging. So I'm like, Tenisa, why
can't you get up that fucking ladder? Okay? So, but
she finally does get up there. I mean, she's crying
and she she finally does get up there, and Sebastian, well,

(58:12):
hold on. She finally gets up the fucking ladder, and
then Casey gets up the ladder and k Fed is
the last one. But guess what, it's too late. The
dogs are coming. K Fed said, letting themselves get a
quote unquote attacked by the dogs. I don't wanna let
me take those quotes away. They did attack them, they

(58:32):
jump on them. Okay, that's that's. Dogs have claws and shit,
they can hurt you in other ways. Okay. And these
might be boy dogs, which I don't do because they
just constantly horn They are horned the fuck up, like
they just in a corner licking their own genitals like
there's no tomorrow. And then they're just like, here's an erection.

(58:52):
It's just like, bro, it's Wednesday morning. I got a
I got a conference call, I got a zoom call.
I'm like two minutes, man, can you could you also
the corner? Could did you call another room with that? Like?
What are you doing? This is these are business hours.
Horn dog hours are much later. Please stop. So I

(59:13):
don't do boy dogs. So, and it's possible those dogs
could have erections. I just I just had I'm beasure
if someone's standing outside this door and listening to listening
to me, like just just like walking past the door

(59:37):
every few minutes. All my kids are sticking. Nobody's up,
but just just just hearing. It's possible those dogs have
a like what the fuck is that? Fuck? Okay, okay,

(01:00:03):
let me just get hold on self here anyway, kay
Fed can't get up there. He got attacked with those
dog erections. And so instead instead of like no, Jay
got attacked, k Fed realized, listen, they're right there, they're coming.
He gets in the cage, so he gets their points

(01:00:25):
are reductive, but he gets less points deductive because he's
in the cage. Okay, So they tally up all the points,
and you know these points, they're so complicated. They're so complicated.
How they they tally up these points for the challenges
and then they make that in the fit factor that
it's so complicated. It's like it's like an American fucking election.

(01:00:46):
It's complicated. Okay, and so but eventually the Blue team
has won finally won a challenge by like twenty seconds. Okay,
it was very close. So Red team votes for the
dead weight, and this time heart he says, you can't
vote for yourself, So they all like the vote for
each other, Nicole and Gacy and Bobby and uh Jay,

(01:01:09):
they all vote for another person and it still ends
up being like one vote for each person. And Harvey's like,
you think it funny, don't you, And he chooses Jay's
a dead weight because he's the one that got attacked
by the dogs. And he also was like you got
you made your way up that big ass tower. First day,
you were the only male that did it, and this
time you couldn't get up that little tower that like,

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I feel like you could have. He said it differently.
He said it more like you made your fucking towering around.
That's what it sounded like when Harvey said it, but
I translated for you. Okay, So what does a dead
way have to do? They had a moving punching bags
to the pt feel like he had to carry them

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quite aways and was about fifteen of them. They were heavy,
and he said he just did it and that was it.
He said that he that he thought about his dad,
who was a brick layer, and he didn't want to
be a pussy, so he did it. I mean, why
are people with pussies get tick as straight like that? Anyway,
So guess what, it's Jay's birthday. He got voted dead
weight on Jay's birthday. Bobby should have been dead weight.

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Oh no, because Bobby actually did the thing. Okay, okay, okay,
I see her. So they do a little party and
they give him a cake. The cake is two apples
and a banana arranged like a dick on a plate,
and it reminded me of Dimi Levado saying that when
she was I want to say, was it Scooter Braun?

(01:02:35):
I don't know, but whoever's management she was under, you
know she did. She'd done a couple of documentaries. She
did that first docu, well, the first one I saw
where she was like, girl, I used to be such
a big fucking drug addict. And I almost started, like
so many fucking times, bitch, bitch, I almost start, like
so many times, But I'm better now. And here's an
ad for me and my Fabulatics gear. And she looked

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fucking hot, and like, mmm, hold on, they look fucking hot, right,
Demi's going by them. They I think Demi also uses
she her but like, you know, I'm gonna use that
because I don't, because I feel like that's the most
respectful thing I can do right now because I don't
actually fucking know. So they're looking fucking hot. They're looking hot,

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and I was distracted. I didn't I didn't get any
I was like, I don't know what's happening. They looking good.
Then a little while later Demi was like, here's another documentary.
You guess what I was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Lying in the other one, I was high, and another
one and any boo booze to ge ahead and doodoo
and she and then they.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
But it reminded me of them talking about how they
were in, like the management they were with was like
kind of like feeling like eating disorder or disorder eating.
And on their birthday they had a watermelon as a cake. Guy,
on your birthday, you should have cake. You should have

(01:04:03):
grocery store sheet cake, which is the most delicious cake
on earth. Okay, that's what you should fucking have. You
should be able to eat a whole one by yourself. Actually,
at the food line at too far from my house,
they make these little individual cakes and probably the serving
size is like individual birthday cakes, and probably serving sizes
like this feeds four to five people, know it does,
and it feeds one person if you eat it at

(01:04:25):
your desk. Love doing my goos for licios. So yeah,
like they did. Oh the other thing they were gonna
do is they were going to do lap dances for J.
Like Tanisia does some lap dances for J. Listen, listen,

(01:04:55):
Tanisa falls off the stripper pole like falls off and
it says that stripper pole wasn't from my size. They
don't make plus size stripper poles. They just they're one
size fit off. Tunisia. You was just dizzy, bitch. You
were dizzy, and I don't know what makes you think
you would swing around that bitch like that when you
couldn't even give a rope ladder. Sit down, Tanisia. Then
Casey starts to do a dance and they're like, we're

(01:05:16):
gonna bring the freak out of case Casey's got some moose,
Casey's does freak. Guys. The dance Casey was doing was
I was sorry, I am thinking about that Make Millions
episode I did where on the documentary the guy had

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opened like a strip club, but it wasn't like a
newdity strip club. It was just like, I don't know,
they got down to their underwear and it was like
a big problem in the area, and they showed us
a picture of a woman dancing shorts. I just could
not stop thinking of this strip club when these women

(01:05:59):
are wearing like a breeze It school of suits. Overalls.
That's what they stripped down to, overalls, and people were like,
you're going to hell, get this out of our neighborhood.

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So I was thinking about that because Casey's wearing like
a dress of some sort that comes down almost her knees,
and you could see underneath that she's wearing like a
pair of jean shorts, and it was giving me never nude.
Do you guys know what that is? It's from arrest
of development. Uh, what's his name, Tobias Fouquet. Anyway, he

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was never He was a never nude. So the closest
he stripped down the naked was a pair of cut
off jean shorts. So this is such a visual fucking
joke there he'd be in the shower, he's just being
gene shorts. It's like it was never naked. So here's

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the thing. If you're never gonna be naked, you're always
gonna have like one piece of clothing that you that
you always keep on and you never take off. Cut off.
It is the funniest. It's the funniest fucking piece of
clothing it could be. And the only funnier thing would

(01:07:26):
be a compair a pair of capri pants, like nineties
capri pants. I don't know. Anyway, Casey is not being
freaking Casey is nearly fully dressed. Sure, we get a
lot of calf action, and the dance she is doing

(01:07:50):
is so wholesome. Yes, she does shake her hip a
couple of times, but it's fucking whole soul. So no,
it was not freaked out. It was not freaked out.
So the next day they're all doing like mma moves,
makes martial arts moves, and there they have somebody there

(01:08:13):
that I'm assuming is very good. It makes martial arts.
I don't I don't know who that is. And yeah,
they're like just talking. Tanisha mentions that she's twenty four girl,
what you're twenty four? She looks horribly for twenty four.

(01:08:39):
She looks horrible, horrible for twenty four. And she said
that weave was expensive. I'd like to see the receipts.
I would like to see some receipts for this hair. No,
it's not. This looks horrible. And the fact that you
guys are not really staying there, right, so they don't
even want us to think that you're staying there every night.
They want us to think you come every weekend. But
even then, I don't believe you're staying there night. So

(01:09:00):
you mean to tell me you couldn't get your hair done.
You couldn't get your in some of these confessionals, the
hair is flying up. They wouldn't even run a brush
through your hair. What the fuck is going on anyway? Horrible?
For twenty four, Sebastian Bach is talking about kung fu
again and he tries to do a shouting takedown on

(01:09:24):
the on the instructor and the lady take definitely takes
him down, and it's very humbling for him. I knew
this everybody news was gonna happen. So Lata Nicole is
caught drinking by Jake. Caught Nicole got a fucking drink
and Jay's like, are you drinking again? Because apparently he's
like the drug and alcohol counselor of the group. Uh so,

(01:09:47):
so like I guess they're on the same team, but
I don't know, Like I still wouldn't been having these
production was like classical about that. But what's in her glass?
What's in her cup? Is she sipping on scissor? Ask her?
Ask her? And so he has to go do it.
He's like he's doing it at the at the has

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the production. So he's like, she's like, get over it. Yeah,
I'm drinking, get over it, and he's I mean, he
does have a good point. It's what he said about
Bobby is that like, if you're gonna drink four or
five drinks here on the show, what are you doing
at home? And you're a weight loss affects our team

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in a lot of ways. You know, I'm on your team, right,
So you know, they have a talk and she's like,
you know, I'm not the one that wants to get
sloppy toppy or you know, like fall down drunk or whatever.
And he says to her, well, you maybe you need
to check yourself because you're a wet sloppy and listen

(01:10:54):
this whole conversation. I would felt like if I was
seeing this conversion and be like yeah, yeah, yeah. But
the whole conversation, Jay is holding a fucking cigarette. He
might as well be holding a gun because I don't
see cigarettes anymore. Now. Isn't it interesting that we had
cigarettes out of here, out of here and then vaping
came Jay probably vapes now, but still, uh jump scared.

(01:11:19):
So then Harvey gets Bobby Brown to do a climbing
wall because he says he's afraid of heights. Bobby for
somebody that is like eighty percent cocaine. You are afraid
of a lot of things, Buddy, Like, you're afraid a
lot of things. But they do the climbing wall, and
at the top Bobby does slip a couple of times.
A couple of times. I was like, Bobby, you think

(01:11:42):
you're gonna make it, but and they're screaming and stuff,
and like he but he's on that tethered thing. I
don't know, I don't know. I just feel like I
just feel like the level of danger they were expressing
is very different the level of danger that was happening. Ooh,
Bobby goes up there and gets the green flag. All right.
I want to go back to the challenge because Tanisha,

(01:12:07):
when Kevin runs in the cage, Tanisha is screaming and crying,
get on, get in. She was like, her level of
acting is like a RuPaul Strack race acting challenge, Like
it's that bad? Is that fucking bad? Get We're gonna
take cut in. She's crying, people are holding her, and

(01:12:29):
so Bashi Box says something that I feel like he's
the voice of the people. Okay. I remember a couple
of weeks ago, I was like, listen, He's like, Tanisha's
never even been in a boat, and I was like,
I don't know, did she tell you that? Are you
just like looking at her and being like this bitch
ain't been in no boat before. I feel like I
feel like there are lots of opportunities to get boats,
but whatever, I did grow up by the water, so

(01:12:50):
that might by my personal bias, like you can't get
on any boat like she just get on one. But
he says to this about Tenisha's wheeling and cattaroling and
hollering and shit. She he goes, this is a reality
TV show. Yeah, Sebastian Bach Voice of the People. Anyway,

(01:13:15):
I just want to go back to that speaking of
like unnecessary drama. So let's go to the way in
shar Jackson dropped three pounds and here a goal. She's thrilled.
Next week her goal is three pounds. Tenia didn't lose
anyway at all. They call her half fat again, okay,
and she says she had a relapse with Japanese food.

(01:13:35):
The mall, are you talking about sakura cigarette? What's the goal?
That ship and the food? It's that Japanese food. I
don't know if that's Japanese food, and I wanted to
make fun of her for having a relapse on fucking

(01:13:57):
mall food. But I love, I fucking love of olive Garden,
and it's not because I think it's good food. I
think it's comfort food. And that's there's a difference between
the two, Like they can be really really good food,
and like, I just want us to all get away
from having to think that the thing that we like
must also be good. You can love something and it

(01:14:17):
be very very bad, but it's hitting all the right
spaces in your brain for you. That's why people are like,
you got any reading RECs. I'm like, girl, no, no,
none at all, not at all. I don't. I don't
want to put you. I don't. You don't want to
know what I've been reading. So I've been enjoying myself.
But is it good?

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Like go read this as fuckingly not. And I would
say the same for music too, Like I love the
music that I hear in my car when I'm going,
but is it good in the court of law where
I testify that it's good music? And I don't know
about all that. I don't know about all that. So

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next week she's got to lose four pounds. Kfa had
lost four pounds. He says that he stopped eating a lot.
He just got rid of a lot of stuff he
was supposed to eat, and his stomach is going down
and he wants to see this stuff below his belly button.
Haven't you swinging that shit enough? Put that shit away, Kevin.
Next week's goes three pounds. Jay lost seven pounds and

(01:15:23):
he lost seventeen pounds a week before. They ask him
what he's doing. He says that Treadmill is his friend
and he's following the diet. Okay. I also think that
a guy like that's built like him is probably someone
who who loses weight very quickly, at least when we're
like the first parts of it. I'm sure he'll hit
a plateau at some point. Nicole lost one pound. She

(01:15:44):
didn't get a chance to work out more than lunch.
She was on a set a couple of times, and
her lunch was different everyone else's. Apparently. She also did
some filming and she looks back. She doesn't know what
the film's gonna be, but I was just like they
gave you the camera. Her friend did the filming, but
like you're the one that turned into the camera, so
like you definitely saw this, all right, But her friend

(01:16:06):
is filming Nicole, who looks looks drunk. She looks drunk. Okay,
She's like, she's just like she's got she's got She's
eating a taco, a soft shell taco, like a tortilla taco,
sloppily like with food falling out of her mouth, and shit,
she looks drunk and she's got wine, and there's nachos

(01:16:27):
on the table, and they're like, She's like, hey, I
didn't eat those nachos. I don't know. I feel I
actually more concerned. You look visibly drunk. They give her
the business about it, and Harvey says that she looks mad.
She says, I'm not mad. I'm not mad, which is
not true. This is absolutely yeah, you are fucking mad,

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And I wish you would just be like, yeah, I don't,
I don't, I don't. I feel like I'm getting the
business right now. Next week, she has to lose three pounds.
All right, Casey lost three pounds, which is a pound
short of her goal. She's a little upset by that.
She's being impatient with the diet, and it's because She

(01:17:09):
says that she's gone an other diets, she's done other things,
that the weight drops off very quickly. She's probably talking
about like fucking Akins or something like that, because I'm
thinking of like the time period. What would she be
saying that. She'd be like, I know, so they'll make
the weight. She'd be talking about Atkins. They tell her
that getting the weight all quick is not they they

(01:17:30):
wanted to be a lifestyle change. Sebastian Bach lost two pounds.
He says he didn't drink three whole days in a row,
and they tell him to also eat a salad every
now and again, as target weight is three pounds. Bobbie
Brown lost the pound. By the way, the order in
which we see them is not the order they win in.
I can tell you that right now this is probably
a very much like an America's Next Top Model bit

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where they I mean, they just have you line up
and go in there and then they put your critique
or as for America's Top Model, but they put you're
weigh in in the order of that would most benefit
the story. That's probably what's happening. Bobby Brown lost the pound.
He's disappointed. I guess those character in the move there
didn't work out. They tell him he has to do better.

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But he brings the green flag he took down from
the wall to give the Sun Harvey to sign it.
Then Harvey has some coin he gives him. I don't
know the significance. It's something to do with his last
platoon and those last tour of duty in the Marines.
He said, we had some coins made up, Like where'd
you have the coins made up? The mall, like you remember,
like like now I don't. I guess Etsy is where
you go to get stuff made up where you get

(01:18:33):
a belt like a buck wild belt like from Flavor
flav or a coin or something. But like in the past,
you would go down to the mall and there'd be
a kiosk that was gonna make it for you. They
make your T shirt, they make you they'd bend I
don't know, they'd bend like some metal wire into your name,
or they make your marine coin. I don't but he

(01:18:54):
gives it to him. They line it. They do everybody
these Who's winning Blue team is winning by like twelve points.
And again these fit factor points. The calculation of them
is very close to how we calculate elections in America.
Nobody knows why we do that. Shit, no, no, nobody.

(01:19:17):
We're not sure. We're not sure, and I'm not sure either.
Don't make me try to be sure. Then, and the
person that's winning the most is k Fed. And again,
like the map's weird, it's not just who lost the
most weight, it's who lost the most weight, who got
the most fit factor points who it's it's k Fed's winning,
k fits winning if you can fucking believe that. Next

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week there's a fight between Sebastian and Tanisha. I don't
know what happens, but Tanisha's like, throw your hand fucking
hands off. It makes like the worst fists where she
almost she doesn't like she's making fists to fight. She
looks like she's like doing a cry baby face, you

(01:20:00):
know how, like when it's like, wow, why you do
your fist? That's what it looks like she's doing. And
then I started thinking, I was like, did Denisha ever
she came from Bad Girls Club? But she was like
on season two and this is before they they did
fight on Bad Girls Club back there, but this is
before like fight like you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Had to do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Crab Magde fighting was the whole fucking point, like you
show up and the do you like? Hey, guys, and
somebody just like steals you in your face? Like that's
what Bad Girls Club became? What ad Tanisha? What it like?
Did did Tannisha fight? Was she just big? I don't know.

(01:20:37):
I'll do some research on that and i'll talk. Why
am I saying that I won't know that next week either?
I just won't. Guys. That is it. We're done. I
did spend thirty minutes talking about and just like that.
But I do apologize. But listen, I have thoughts, I
have feelings. I gotta talk about. What do you want
from me? I don't know. Hey, if you are a
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(01:20:59):
you will get new episode on Thursday. And if you
are not a subscriber, I think you should consider joining.
And if not, that's okay too, because I have also
been broke. I too have been broken. Uh in five
dollars was too much to be spending on anything. But
if not, I'll see you next Sunday. All right laterators,