Graduation

This week, Princess is closing out season 18 of Bye Pumkin with some unwelcome feelings about Kevin Federline and a whole pack of random prizes. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi, it's princess here.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Episodes by A Pumpkin O G Edition Original Flavor Edition.
Today is the last episode of season eighteen of five Pumpkin.
We are closing up Celebrity Fit Club this week, but
before we do, let's talk about guilden Age. Listen. Like

(00:30):
I said, by the time you guys get this, the
next episode of guilded Age will be out.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
But what I've watched so.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Far, so I watched to the last to the finale
is tonight, and you will get it to You'll get
this episode tonight. And so I have not seen the
finale yet. All I saw was Richie Beardy get shot up. Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I was like, is this an episode of Power?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
What the fuck is this? He's not gonna die. Julian
Fellows an't already killed someone, so it's done. He's not
gonna die. I'll tell you that in this season season.
But listen, all right, before all that was going on,
him and Larry were being all mean to Bertha because

(01:13):
they were like, where are your paws? You wanted to
be her paws when it was working, When it was working,
you asked her to go flirt with that man, but
it didn't work. And now you mad at her about it? Okay,
So yeah, here's the thing, Okay, this is why I
can't be your first bad bitch, just why I can't
be a bit because you don't know what to do
with me. How I feel about this is that that

(01:39):
they are right to be mad at Bertha. They should
be mad at her. Uh. She she has overstepped although, Larry,
when she told you can't be running around that uh
married or divorced, the widowed lady whatever it was, she
was right that wasn't gonna work out. And she was
right to tell you that. And I'm sorry that you
got your little curls in a little and a little huff,

(02:02):
but she was right. Oh well she messed up. Okay,
do you want me to tell she was right? And
Richie Beardy, it's not fair. You either want you either
want what she does or you don't. Which one is it?
You should do something scheme in all over the places,
and you want everybody to be fine with that. You're
literally a robber baron. Okay, I don't know if they're

(02:23):
calling you that right now. I think they are calling you.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
That right now.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I mean, like, I don't know if that's that's something
that we started calling people after this time, or if
during that time, someone will walk up through Richie Beardy
and be like, yo, you're a robber baron, but you
are okay, so calm down, all right, Gladys. Never want
to see you again. But I was happy to see
that that that something's going on over there. I told

(02:48):
y'all they was going to have a happy ending. Gladys
in that man, okay, because that's what passed through its
young you gouts, the TikTok goes are ready call nine
to one one like, no, they think they're writing you
a romance. You've never read a fucking romance, a period romance.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
That is the romance.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I Gladys has figured out what she needs to do,
and that is you need to get in there and
seduce and scheme. Okay, you need to get in there.
You need to rock that man's world a couple of times.
So he stopped talking to his sister. That's what you
need to do. He's seen her sister little London and
leave her ask there all right, and maybe even maybe

(03:37):
even her maybe even her character crash on the way there.
We don't know, but we're done with her I'm tired
of seeing her, all right, go to see Gladdys. I
don't want to see that lady. What else Felicia Rashad
Claire huxballs out here also seducing this scheming because she'd
have found out that Peggy and I remember at the

(03:58):
beginning of this fucking season, Lana's text me. She's like,
it's Peggy gonna die and I was like, who the.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Fuck is Peggy?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
The black one?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, yeah, I don't think she's gonna die because I
saw her the picnic in the in the trailer, so
I don't she ain't been doing yet unless we're doing flashbacks.
But she found out that Peggy had a baby, used
to be married and blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, I think.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
This is good. I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying the drama, right,
but I think that man isn't gonna care. Okay, she
didn't even know if Peggy was married, because remember, see,
this is the other thing. It takes so long for
these fucking shows to come back. That was like, what
what did happen? Peggy ran off and got married, she eloped.
I think that's why she was so against Mary and
doing it in the first season, all right, okay, okay,

(04:49):
And then she got pregnant. He died. He died, right,
he died, And then she got sick, and while she
was sick, her father told her the baby died and
like gave the baby away something like this, something like that.

(05:11):
Having then they found a baby, then the baby died.
It was a lot of people did Okay. I'm excited
to see what happens there. I hope Mary and Larry
working out. Marian, I'm so sad of that little tiktokie
boy from downstairs telling her they they went up to

(05:33):
that nasty club where you got a box and sucked
dick at the same time. I'm so mad he told
her that. And then later on they're shopping for home
from he was like, oh, we just had a drinking
and love yo, tell me the full fucking story. You
let freaking my husband. Okay, you don't tell me you
have a fucking story and then walk away. What the
fuck is wrong with you? But Mary should have asked
more questions. You should have waited till Arry came back.

(05:54):
You should have waited till Larry came up in there.
And he was like, I had a good time in
Laurency or what see. I don't remember know what his name,
but I remember that he went to fucking Moerenci. Who
the fuck is Moerency? But he went to Morenci and
he found copper in the minds and that's what was
helping Richie Beauty daddy. He when he walked in, you
should have been like, let's have dinner together or some shit,

(06:15):
and you should have sat at the table and he
should have been like, how are you doing? And you
should have said fine, considering I've been stabbing it back
by you, and then like start off with the drama. Okay,
say fine now that I've gotten that knife out of
my back, and so he could be like what and
then you could be like, yeah, oh you don't remember
betraying me, and then do that.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, you know what you should have done?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Done that right?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Didn't let him explain, Like I said.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Larry, Larry's a little old puppy, like that little curl
cue here. Let him it's fine, it's fine. I hope
that works out. I hope that what's gonna happen. So
I don't know do I have a nickname for the
gay son. I don't know what's his name, the one
that lost all the money and made me happy that

(07:02):
I'm living a time where a male relative would be
in charge of my finances because none of the motherfuckers
are qualified. Imagine if like my cousin who goes to
jail all the time, is supposed to it's supposed to
be in charge. Know if it's Drome, I just know

(07:24):
you haven't paid your child support a couple of years,
and you abought to go to jail again.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
So I just don't.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Sorry, I just not be laughing that deeply about Jerome
going to jail. I hope you don't go to Yael Jerome.
I hope, I hope everything works out, But you gonna
take care of your kids. I don't know what to
tell you. I don't know is deadbies don't deserve no pussy.
I know that's right anyway, So so so what I say? Oh,

(07:57):
the gay son, you know, his lover died in the
episode before that, which was like Julian Fellows being such
a little bit. He does shit like that all the time,
and he ended up leaving a house to him. The
house was built by his mama's ancestor. Speaking of his mama,
I'm gonna need her to get some money, and I
hope this ends up with her getting some money somehow,

(08:18):
because Ada, you're great.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
But we need Agnes in charge.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Aida. I this temperate shit, this psychic this psychic shit,
this you being at the at the at the door,
uh trying to soul Larry. These are all fine, But
I know a bad bitch when I see one. And
her name is Agnes. Okay, I don't need to get someone.

(08:44):
She can be back in charge, she can switch around
some more. Okay, We're need Agnes to switch around and
say mean stuff. By the way, I did restart doubt nabbing.
I'm gonna take mi slugs just watching while I work,
and yeah, yeah, I liked it when Mary said comes
things and she said, I'm into it. I'm into it. Yeah.
So there was a great scene where was his name, Arthur?

(09:10):
What is his name? The gay son? Where the gay
son was like talking about his loss. You know, he's
been having a hard time because he needs to express
his loss. But he can't express his loss, not not truly,
because how can you say what they were to each other?
I think Marion knows this. This happened in the show.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I need to go back.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
And we watched all the seasons, most seasons, and I
should because we're not gonna get a third season for
like six years. But like.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
She goes back and she wants and like she defends him.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I think she knows and and it was played beautifully
as the gay son was like breaking down and Agnes
was like realizing, realizing stuff. I like Kylie Jenner, but

(10:06):
it was not overdone. It was great acting directing from
everyone's side, like she knows now, but is she ever
gonna address it? I don't know. I'll talk about the finale,
but yeah, I'm having like such guild to day stuff.
Bertha hive down. They're being so mean to her. They
wouldn't even talk to her. I'm like, Ritchie Beardy, stop,

(10:33):
you know what, Bertha. I was gonna say, you should
divorce them, but you're not allowed to divorce people. I was,
I don't know, you should just be like go out
there and be a bad bitch and just like show
them up. And like I don't know what to do.
I don't I don't know what to say. Maybe you
gotta go to Margency too, I don't know, but like

(10:53):
I have faith in your birtha. You'll figure it out.
You always do, okay. Oh and then mister mc callister,
cause that was based on it's a real god for's
name who wrote about everyone and he created society. And uh, listen,
what you want?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
What you what you think is gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You're getting what you deserve. They don't want you there,
they turning you away doors. What do you want? You
should have done this on your deathbed, that's what you
should have done this when all those people's children were adults.
And then like you wasn't going to no parties nowhere.
He was already stick in bed and you could have
got some money. I don't know what she was gonna
do with that money, though, I don't know you was

(11:35):
sicking a bend.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You was gonna dying anyway. That's all I got for
you other the age.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Now let's talk about and just like that, we only
have one more episode to go after this one. In
this episode, Carrie buy some pies. Miranda uh invited Brady's
baby mama. The last time I saw she was waterboarding her.
So that was weird. More of more of Sema in

(12:02):
that man. And someone said, this is we've seen this
before this is. We've seen this before with Smith and Samantha,
and I could not be I couldnt be more. I
cannot agree with him more. I Rachel sent me a

(12:24):
tweet or a maybe it was Instagram. I don't know.
I don't know what this is where someone had no,
I think it's a tweet. No, I think it's a
tweet that was on Instagram where a pop culture site
said twenty six years ago Miranda met Steve in sex
in the city, and then somebody retweeted it and said

(12:47):
led to her having a baby. She never wanted, abandon
apartment she was proud to own, and giving up corporate law.
Now she's a homeless lesbian interning in her fifties. Yeah,
a homeless Liz being. I will say that this week

(13:11):
I was once again confused a lot by everything that's happening.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
And I thought them gay Deos.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Was already married. Why did I think they was already married?
And someone was like, oh, will you will you? You
were thinking of Stanford. No I'm not, okay, no, I'm not.
I thought they was already married. What happened? So now
I feel bad because I was saying to the Italian mama,
how the fuck do you how fuck you just find

(13:40):
out what your son's husband looked like? I get? And
then I also I thought they didn't live together because
they were doing they were being like modern chic, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I thought they were like, oh the fuck traditions, we
don't have to look together. Those are what they were doing.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I was confused by that. I was confused by Carrie
not owning that apartment that Duncan was in. Okay, okay,
what are you talking about? Why does Seema say I
told you, like, Carrie doesn't own that apartment. Seema's saying
that she can buy it.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I thought she was.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I thought she was his landlord, which is why I
was like, it's weird he's saying that that's her, that's
his neighbor. Okay, if she doesn't own that apartment down there,
it's the backyard. Does she owned the backyard? Because then
I guess he was right to be annoyed. She out
there doing all kinds of shit in the backyard. Did
anybody tell nobody?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I guess he was right to do that.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I just.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
What the fuck is going on, y'all? What the fuck
is going on?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
And then Carrie goes over to her old because she
had to buy some pies. Right, Carrie goes over to
her old apartment to see that girl to be the
curly hair girl to be living in there, Simone Sanique,
what's her name? And don't tell me.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I don't care. Show we've got one more episode is over,
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
So Carrie goes there and that girl has put up
walls in the apartment and sublet half of half of
the apartment to somebody else who's having a party. Carrie's
apartment has always been small. Carrie's apartment reminds me of

(15:34):
my apartment in Chicago, and it was just being mister
Curtis in Logan Square. I love that fucking apartment. It
was just perfect enough. It was just big enough for
the two of us. Carrie's apartment was just big enough
for a single woman who doesn't say home very often.
What do you mean you split it into the sublet

(15:55):
it so you don't have to be alone? That doesn't
make any sense. Why are there something? You know what?
And you guys know, I'm a landlord, a reluctant landlord.
I wish I could take that house in Texas and
drop it off at the fire station. I wish I could,
but in terms of equity and in terms of what
I got, I can't do that right now.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I have to wait.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Girl girlfriend, as a reluctant landlord myself, who don't give
a fuck what theyre doing. O. I do not care.
I told y'all how when they were renewing, at least
the management company that I would go through did an
inspection on the home and found another dog there, and

(16:39):
then there was a whole like email chain about what
they're gonna do about the dog, blah blah, And I
was busy and I just kept looking at him and
being like, who fuck care about that fucking dog? And
I just emailed back, like, please, God, stop stop emailing
about this dog. Don't nobody care about that dog. I
saw the pictures. The dog is a little tiny dog.
They were like, well, you need to redo the least.
I don't want to READO the lease to pay some

(17:00):
more pet deposit. First of all, they're not going to
They're gonna go online and say they have an emotional
support pad and they don't need to pay a.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Pet deposit, which is how it goes.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
And then they did not have three dogs. Just let
me have the fucking three dogs and don't require me
to do anything else. Don't do that. So I feel.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Carried in that, like I don't know a fuck what
y'all do it over there.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's not my house.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I mean, it's technically my house.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I do have a mortgage on it. But y'all, y'all
can have three kangaroos and be making meth in the back.
It's please, don't do don't let the hoa see you.
Don't let the hoac because those motherfuckers will email me
in a fucking heart beat. But other than that, do
tan I did see. They do take pictures every they
do an inspection every year. Babe. The people who live
in that house are tacky. Okay, but you know what,

(17:48):
y'all be tacky. This is your place. Be as tacky
as you fucking want to be. We will settle up
at the end. Just we'll settle up at the end.
Pay do what you gotta do. And so like I
just feel I just feel like it's all good. Like
so so I feel Cary and being like I don't
care that her name is the set is the name

(18:10):
of the set. I don't care what the set is doing.
Claudette the set. I don't whatever name it is, I
don't care what you're doing over I don't care. Just
pay your rent. Just just make sure the rents on time.

(18:30):
That's all really care about. That's all I care about.
And and and I will deal with this when you
ready to move out or never if you I don't care.
I don't care, Carl, I wish. I can't tell you
how much I do not care about this. But that's said.
I also don't visit it, you know, and just sit
in there and look at the wall. And I don't
do that. That's weird. I did go by the Texas

(18:53):
house once when I have to go back to Texas
for work, but that's because I just have to get
the fence fixed and I need to take pictures of it.
But the last one I was in Texas, people were like,
are you gonna no? Before we would go by that
for to see if they cutting the grass, don't worry.
The HOA will let me know. I'll get an email
if they not cutting grass, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I will find out that.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I'll afford the email to the fucking tendance to be like,
can you please work?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Can you please cut the grass? I'll get you more emails.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I'm not going over there.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
This is weird. I don't know if this was a
weird episode. Next week is the season finale and the
series finale, and I think you know. But when I
first announced it, I was like, oh, this is my
fun I've been talking too much shit. But you know what, no, no,
no no, because I was talking a lot of shit
about a lot of things on this on this show,
and you guys kept doing it anyway, So never mind. Yeah,

(19:47):
I know you don't listen to me. I will say
that I think it's good that it's going. Even though
I'm devastated, I think it's good that's going. I don't
know where I'm gonna put channel all this hate intune
But and just like that had the chance to be

(20:08):
so much right, I've told you how I would have
fixed it. I've told you. And if you are actually
looking for a show about older women like still living
and still figuring out and still dating and still doing
all these things and still having like I don't know, lives,

(20:30):
Grace and Frankie is a great show to watch. That show.
Lily Tomlin is so fucking good on that show. It's
a show about two. It's a show about two couples, right,
and the men the husbands are best friends and law
firm partners. They're business partners and also lovers. They've been

(20:52):
in love for like fucking thirty years, and they decide
to leave their wives and marry each other.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
And the wives.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
End up living together, although they don't like each other
in their complete opposites. It's very much like it. Blanche
and Rose moved in together by themself without the rest
of them, and their husbands were dating.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
That's very much like that.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
And they go out and they have love lives and
they're finding purpose and Frankie's high all the fucking time,
and it's it's good. It's it's good, Grace and Frankie
is fucking good and and it's good in the way

(21:40):
that in just like that, isn't so yeah, next week
with my last report on and just like that, and
we have to let that shit go. Let it go.
It wasn't good, and they tried, but it was bad.
All right, Let's talk about this last episode of a

(22:02):
Celebrity Fit Club, Season seven, episode nine. It's called Graduation.
Everyone is excited cause it's the last time on that bus. Also,
Jay has lost thirty seven pounds already. They're all like
he's a machine. Bobby called Kevin Kevin featherlime cause he's
Liza Feather. I was like, I don't know if that's
what happened. I think Bobby just didn't know what his
last name was. And then was like, let me, let

(22:22):
me say, let me come up with some reason for that.
It they get to the place, they jump out the
back of the bus. Why are they jumping out of
the back of the bus. Is this a fire drill?
Like you remember, y'all once a year you gotta make
When you were in school, they would make you jump
out the back of the bus to prove that you
could do it. Uh. This is why I always sit

(22:45):
up front, cause you never know when that fucking fire
drill is coming, and I just wanna go.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Out the front.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
But why what is the purpose of them jumping out the front?
The these old motherfuckers and these bad knees. Not everybody
got megged the stallion knees. Not everybody got magg the
stallion knees. Okay, you're just doing this for fun. Uh.
Tanish doesn't even have any ligaments in her knee. They
had to carry her out last week, and y'all got
people jumping out the back of this fucking bus speaking

(23:10):
of Tanisha. They basically like, well, what did you do
last week? I know you, I know your knee is
all messed up and they had to carry you out
of here, But what did you do last week? And
she's saying she was exercising. She's determined, and I'm like, mm,
that's weird, Like, why weren't you determined when you weren't hurt?
What happened? Explain how being hurt has changed your perspective

(23:32):
because she's like, she's she's walking even though she's she
can't really do that. She's doing arm exercises and shit like,
and she's even what's going on, Tanisha? I I want
to explain what's the difference is? And I just want
her to sit down, and like, personally, I would sit down,
like Tenise, you've been wanting to get out of this
whole time, and now you've got a reason not to

(23:53):
be there. Why are you still here?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Char's arm is still in the sling.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Shar Ha's been hurt on and off the this whole
fucking thing, all right, So they're gonna do the same
obstacle course they did in the first episode, just to
see which makes a lot of sense, and just to
see where they are now that they've been doing all that,
like how far they've come. You know. Each of them
has a custom set of dog tags at the top
and they get them if they make it up there.
Everyone except Tanisha and Shar they're not gonna participate. Char

(24:24):
Is upset because she got injured the last time she did.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
This obstacle course. She really wanted to go again.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I'm like, I don't know, Shar, I think you should
sit down too, Like I think this is fine, Just
sit down. This is just a TV show. Jay and
Kfed go first against each other. Jay is seeing visions
of his fat kid self in gym. K Fed is
feeling light and free. Jay wins and he is so
happy that he smoke k Fed. But this time Kevin
actually makes it up the up to the top instead

(24:51):
of instead of uh, instead of giving up, and so
he's really proud of himself.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
He doesn't care about that.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Next is Bobby Brown versus Sebastian Bach. Bobby Ron comes
out like he actually want to win. This motherfucker is
moving and I'm not trying to be funny. I'm not
trying to be funny, But you think Bobby had a
little coke before? Man? Anythink that? Y'all? Y'all think Bobby
had a little coke before this? Because I feel I
wouldn't know, but I just I imagine I've heard that

(25:22):
you feel very strong on a lot of coke, you
feel like you can do anything?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Or am I thinking of PCP?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Which one is it? I'll just be saying shit. Yeah.
Like like, he just moving like fast than he had
moved before.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
He is motivated.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
He runs up there, even though he's scared of heights,
and he wins against Sebastian. Sebastian is scared to do
this again, but he's moving too. He got to the
top and Bobby Brown even said give me your hand,
and Sebastian was like, I care Bobby. And I thought
it was so interesting because normally people are dragging Bobby
places like wow, okay. So then it's Casey and the
cole Edgard the call made it last time and does

(26:07):
it again. Casey is halfway up there and starts crying,
but she eventually makes it up there. Nicole's like, well
you know, I'm kind of competitive, so I'm not gonna
help her up.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, I guess you're a bitch. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I was just curious how long sook, and it says
Nicole did the course in nine minutes and Casey did
it in twenty minutes. I was like, oh, so there's
an extra like ten minutes if you guys waiting for Casey. Okay,
I guess that's fine. The Blue team ends up winning
the Cole says, because they remindus Tanisia and Tania was
the weakest link.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
She's not wrong, She's not wrong. Harvey says, everyone did
so well. There's no weakest link this time.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And I was like, good back at base camp, the
call is not feeling well and she's coughing and hacking.
They send her to a hotel for the night to
get a good night's sleep.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'll just get some rest.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
This is interesting to me because I would have bet
money that they didn't spend the night there, and I
guess they do, because like when we're looking at the
coal laying in the bed, hacking, coughing, I'm like, no,
those are personalized sheets. Those are not like that pillow
she brought from home. Like, yeah, she brought that pillow
from She was laying on a pillow that had a

(27:15):
pillow case on it that didn't match any other sheet.
She brought that pillow from fucking home, So that was
really interesting to me. I was like, I would have
bet money didn't spend a night there, but I think
they do now. Teniseh's like, you know, I hope you
get a good, nice rest, but I wouldn't have gone.
I would have stayed. You know, I couldn't even walk

(27:36):
and I stay, And I had to say, Tenisa, shuit
your lying ass up. I hate to be out here
to fit in a white woman, especially Nicole Egger, who
I don't who I do not like. But Tanisha, you
tried to leave so many fucking times, so many fucking times.
And the only were you didn't leave when your leg
was fucked up is because it's because you wanted them.

(27:59):
You wanted them to come back and see you. You
wanted to be like I tried. You wanted that attention.
I could tell I just like nobody needs to be
fitting Nicole. I don't like her, but Tanisha, you should
not be common on anybody, whether they stay or go
or do whatever. You shouldn't be commenting on anybody about anything,
not at all, okay, And this is and like you

(28:22):
talking like that when we when we know, damn well,
you tried to get out of this shit over and
over again. You were not doing your shit at home.
It wasn't no coal, but you weren't doing your shit
at home. You weren't you were you weren't really trying.
You were constantly falling on the ground having fits and
shit like that. You saying that is such bullshit, Like.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I don't know, I just didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So the next day, shar is going for an X
ray and Nicole is on better rest. They're told that
maybe both of them were joined. Later, Kayfe says the
Blue team has an advantage because they're about to get
a real workout and only two of the Red team
members are there. So they do the PT and showed
each each one and and like it shows how each

(29:08):
how each one of them did better. Kevin did the best,
like based on what they did last time, based on
what they're doing this time. They gave him a percentage.
How they calculated that percentage, I don't fucking know. Don't
ask me about the math on this fucking uh on
this on on on, on this show. You gotta be
Stephen Hawking to understand what the fuck they're doing on it.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I do not get it. I do not fucking get it.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Then what they did was they Harvey gave them each
like fat representatives of like what they lost. And I
mean they could have put like sandbags on them, but
they didn't. They had like the visual represent like the
little fatty glock like that, and had them run with it.

(29:54):
And when when it was time for Bob Bobby to go,
Harvey says, kick it, fatty guys, this is a small
We can just take balls here and talk about fat phobia.

(30:15):
Fat Phobia is in a saul and I won't even
say it's in a sauw. It's all right, we're surrounding it.
It's like we're in an ocean of fat phobia. And
you can pretend like it doesn't affect you, or it
doesn't or none of it's gotten in you, but you're wrong.
We all have fat phobia, whether it's internalized or externalized.
And like like I guess this week or last week,

(30:40):
Cardi b was one lie talking about her merge and
how the Three Axls had sold out and that she
does a lot of fatties out there. But I'm like,
why did Cardi say that? And also that's exactly something
Cardi was saying. I don't know, people are really disappointed
in her, And I think that's interesting that you're very
just point and Cardi B for saying something like that.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
You think Cardi B isn't fat phobic?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Why would you think that?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
What about her made you think that?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Because you did that horrible song Lizzo Lizzo never mind,
don't give me a story of fucking liz Yeah, Lizzo.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
People little came out, and I don't hate Lizzo's music, right,
Sometimes I love the music.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's just music.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's just like I'm actually a battie.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
You didn't know it, but I am.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I love shit like that, but.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
It's not about her music. But Lizzo came out and said,
I love me so much even though I'm fat, like
I'm still like, I love me so much.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
And y'all took that to mean that she.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Is body pod live and pro all bodies and things
like that, and I'm not saying she wasn't. But Lizzo
didn't want to be fat either, and she ain't anymore, right, Well,
some people fat, but she's losto a ton of weight,
and like people mistook Lizzo being like I'm the best

(32:20):
and I love me as saying I love my fatness,
and I don't know if that's what she was saying.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I don't know if that she was saying.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Anyway. And then there's a there's a TikToker that always
goes around. She makes She starts makes like parody music
talking about going up her names Samaira or something like that,
and she goes places and looks and see if they
have the plus sizes out and does like, you know,
little blogs of what the plus sizes are and whether
they're the same stuff as the straight sizes and things

(32:50):
like that.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And I like her just fine.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I do agree with the criticisms that she is always
asking people who don't want her money to do things
to get her money. They don't have her money now
and they don't want your money because if they did it,
they would be doing something else instead.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
It's best, it's more effective.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Like I guess it's it's it's more lucrative to make
videos this way, right, to go to you know, places
that don't cater to fat people and and shame them
and see if that'll make them do what they need
to do and be more inclusive or but that's you

(33:35):
get more money on social media doing that. But it's
far more effective to go to places that cater to
fat bodies and ask them to do better with the
clothes that they make.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
So I agree with that criticism that said she.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Doesn't really bother me. Smarra doesn't bother me anyway. I
think it's fine that she's calling people out. I think
it's fine. And she makes little rap songs about I
think that all that shit's fine. But her and Cardi
got into and I guess Carti.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Double down. Also, Wow, why wouldn't you think she was
gonna do that?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I don't know. But people are really surprised by that.
And you should never be surprised by fat phobia. You
should never people The world hates fat people, and whether
that's conscious or subconscious, uh, we're all swimming in it.

(34:29):
And I'm like watching a show like this in which
Tanisha is the fattest and then she's like she's a
fat and she is played for the villain in this show.
I mean, I'm not saying she didn't earn it, but
that's that was her role as the fattest person here
and as she is made to like, and she plays

(34:51):
into it too, like she's playing stereotypes about being lazy
and all the other stuff. It's want to be clear,
even if you think you deconstructed your fat phobia, even
if you are a fat person, you probably have it.
It's really hard to do that in this world. It
just is. And uh, I don't want you ever to

(35:15):
be surprised by it, that's all.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I don't want you to ever be surprised by it.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, don't don't ever let it take you by surprise.
Uh So the next day, well, well Char's already gone.
Hold on, hold on, let me go back to where
I am.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Oh yeah, kick it, fatty to be brown.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I want to talk.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I want to talk about the next part where they
go to a life coach and both Shar and Nicole
show up for this part because obviously there's nothing physical.
They each pair up and give advice to each other.
And this was entirely I believe this was put together
so that k Fed and Shar could have an on

(36:03):
camera conversation.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Okay, I believe that. I believe that was the whole
purpose of this.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Jay and Nicole Edgart go together. Jay says that Nicole
can be a leader and also be m some day
she's a leader, and a lot of times she's bitching
and moaning too, and the bitching and morning holds her back. Uh.
Nicole says that Jay has an insecurity shouldn't be there.
He's he's living in insecurities that he doesn't he doesn't
have to have. Uh, that's not how insecurities work. It's

(36:34):
like people as It's like if you have anxiety, being
told that that there's literally nothing to work about, that
to worry about.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
That's not how it works. Like there's no logic in it.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Insecurities don't have to be logical, and they can tell
him all he wants to like that.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
He has to work on that himself. It's not when
it comes from the outside.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Sebastian and Casey go together. Casey says that Shabastian is
truggle with his temper, and he goes, I thought, there
are like five things you were gonna say to me,
but not that. Why not that, Sebastian. There's been a
lot of drama with you. Why not that Sebastian gives
her advice to fuck everyone. He flips to the bird

(37:17):
and says she doesn't need to be like lots of
people do like her and those.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
That don't just don't and won't. And I do like
that advice.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I I think that a lot of us. Again, this
isn't very it's easy to say, hard to do. A
lot of us would save so much time and energy
if we stop trying to get people who do not
like us to like us, because a lot of times
it has nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
To do with what you're actually doing.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I learned a long time ago that I am an
acquired taste, and I'm the type of person that you
meet in you you think I am the bee's knees,
and you think I am so great and so funny.
And also I'm the type of person if you meet
that you can meet and be like, ugh, I hate
that bitch, And I know those reactions have anything to
do with me. I am doing the same thing all
the time. It has nothing to do with me. I
can't control them. I can't control the narrative that people

(38:07):
make up in their minds. I can't control any of it.
And that's why I do not believe when people tell
me I'm the best thing ever, and I don't believe
people will say I'm the worst thing ever. I know
I'm a medium person. I know I belong in the
medium place, and so I don't let any of that
shake get to me. Shar and Bobby Brown go together.

(38:27):
Shar says that he's taking away that he's got to
be here for his babies, and that every time he's
smoking cigarettes, he's taking away minutes from his kids, which
is true.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Bobby Brown has a lot of kids.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Bobby Brown had two by his baby Mama, then one
by Whitney. By the way, the second one Bobby Jr.
The one died, Oh my god, Bobby Kristen, Bobby Junior died.
Fuck Bobby Jr. He conceived while he was engaged to
Whitney Houston. He Whitney. He got engaged to Whitney with

(39:00):
a ring that was cheaper than the ring that Eddie
Murphy gave her for no fucking reason. Still got a
lot of money. Edybodna getin to have a lot of
money because he out here doing Shrek, Shrek five or
whatever the fuck is he gonna be donkey for life.
But but he went to go tell his baby mama,

(39:26):
the the one he had Laprincia with already. Uh, you know,
just like just be like, you know, I'm getting married,
bl blah blah blah. You know, I guess you know,
they didn't have you could just shoot a text back then,
you couldn't guess you couldn't make a phone call either.
I don't know. But he went over there to tell
her that it slept with her and made by Junior,

(39:47):
and so as he was getting engaged, as they were
playing their wedding is when Whitney found out that that
he had put another baby in his baby mama and
they still got married. Okay, By the way, when he
used came home from her, hon't even Bobby around with
a black eye. Uh. They said that they was like
playing around and he threw something.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Mm hmmm mmmm.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I don't believe that ship Anyway, he's got those three,
those three older kids to a witcher died and then
I think he's got three with his current wife slash manager.
M Yeah, he's got he's got he's got quite a
few kids. And at this time Bobby Christina is still alive.

(40:33):
I believe Whitney is still alive too, because I think
they would have made him talk about it if she
wasn't and if Bobby had died, Bobby Christina had died,
So anyway, it's got a lot of fun kids. And
Bobby Junior died recently, well maybe not recently, maybe like
five years ago or something like that he died. It
has been nearly as long as when Bobby Christina died.

(40:56):
But like, yeah, he does, like every time he spoke,
he's taken me in off his life. Barka Brown says
shar needs to open up more, let out every bit
of her personality and her talent out and so people
can see it. Kay Fed and Tanisha do theirs together.
Kate Feed tells her not to be so down on herself.
He says, everywhere they wont or lose, she's always like
she sucks and she does this. Tanisha's saying that because

(41:18):
she's so used to people coming at her that she
feels like if she comes for herself first, so they
can't do that, that does work. But then also, but
in the end, you're like literally talking shit about yourself
all the time.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Is that what you want to be?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Is it is that how you want yourself to talk
to be all negative just so you can say it
before someone else might say And maybe they weren't even
gonna fucking say that. Tanisha says to people got the
wrong impression of Kevin from the media and he needs
to speak up more. He says it's hard because management
lawyers are always telling him to be quiet.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Why you have a manager? Kevin is the get on
shows like this?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
How do the other show? Did you do? Like this? Kevin?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Here's the thing about I'm gonna talk about Kevin a
little bit later.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Let me let me move forward. The Life Coach asked
if Kevin wants to talk about anything else, and Kevin
says that shar has been through so much and he
knows that he's a part of that. He calls her
pain and he's been really selfish. He really wants to
apologize to her. Charles says she felt like kay fed
was like fuck it, on to the next thing, and
that whole relationship wasn't wasn't real because of the way

(42:25):
the way he ended it. Then she felt like he
ended it so casually that he never cared about it.
And I'm I've always felt that way I've always he
always felt like Kevin never cared about Shara, about the
the and how he ended it with her.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
He told her that wasn't it at all.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
It was real. He got caught up in his whole
stuff and he realized that she is going through the
same media stuff he is, but he is the one
causing it for her. Charles says that meant the world
to her. I mean he does apologize. It does sound genuine. Okay,
I'll give him that. They hug and Charles says says
that she feels like something heavy has been lifted off
of her. That was a nice scene. It did feel

(43:04):
genuine what Kevin would say. That said. I was thinking
that I wanted to do like Brittany and Kevin chaotic
like soon and I don't want to because I don't
want to have soft feelings towards Kevin.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Federl line.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
If Kevin feederin don't have no fucking haters, I'm dead, bitch.
I don't want to change my mind. I will say this.
Kevin probably a charismatic. He probably is like, you don't
get to be you don't get the fuck over people
like that unless you are okay and that's what it

(43:39):
is like. People don't let people fuck them over like
that who don't have game. Okay, and I do believe
that apology was genuine. I do.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I was happy that Shar seemed happy to get it.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
She was crying. I was happy that she seemed happy
to get it. I'm happy for her. She deserved it.
And but I don't want to have warm feelings about
Kevin federal line, and so we will not be talking
about chaotic until I can go back to hardening my
heart against that man, because that's what he deserves and
that's what he's gonna get. The way, so they're weighing.

(44:19):
They're all dressed up well except for Bobby Brown and Sebastian,
and I think it's because they didn't want to. They
didn't want to look they try too hard. Shar shows
up in a Vinyl sparkly cat suit with a collar
and her good hair piece, and she looks cute. Okay,
she does look cute. She lost eighteen pounds total, and
she does look thinner. She tells Kevin that him manning
up and apologizing was amazing. She's so happy that she

(44:41):
has her best friend back. He says he'll always be
there for her again. I don't want to have warm
feelings for Kevin Federline, so we're gonna have to cut
this shit out. They also do something weird. So at
the end of every way in they after they look
at everything Rubin's done, they show us the quote unquote

(45:03):
celebrity in cameo like shorts and a top like most
of them wearing like like like bike shorts, camel bike
shorts and a and like a shirt. A lot of
the men don't have shirts on, except for Jay. Jay

(45:24):
has a shirt on. Uh Sebastian Bach has like a
tank top on, and and and Nicole has like bikini
bottoms on.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Okay, and they have them.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
They have their stats on the left side, how much fat,
how much weight they are, how much they've lost, you know,
all that shit on the side. And then on the
right side of the screen is them in that outfit
like turning on like the like some sort of turn
turned table or something like that, so you can see
their bodies. This episode, what they did was it seems

(46:01):
like they went and filmed the the celebrities, the the
fit covers in the same outfits and then so they
showed us to their old bodies and then they kind
of like morphed them into their new bodies. But it

(46:23):
looked fake too. I don't know what Okay, you know
what it looked like. It looked like, let not show
Alex Mack. It's the first place I ever saw jescalbu
Alex Mack. You remember when Alex would would change into
the silvery goo, you know, please let me know you please,

(46:45):
you guys know about Alex Mack rank And it looked
like what it looked like the graphics Nickelodeon had for
Alex Mack turning into the goo Larissa Oynick. I didn't
see her again until ten Things I Hate about You,
Like it looked like that. It looks so I was like,
is that there they're finished bodies or it really looked

(47:08):
like the Terminator, like the first one, the first terminator, Okay,
think about that when they when they were okay anyway,
or maybe terminator too, okay anyway, anyway, Yeah, I think
Turnia's too.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
When they started having that silver goop or whatever, that's
what it looked like. I just I was like, is
this real?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
So Katy comes up, she's got our good hair piece.
On two she's lost twenty nine pounds, which is one
pound less than her.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Goal, but she doesn't feel like a failure.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
She says, she's been up and she's been down all
her life, and this time it's gonna be different because
this time she loves enough herself enough. I think that
that wording is problematic. I think the way we talk
about loving ourselves is so like all or nothing. If
you can't love yourself, how the hell you don'ta love
anybody else. I think that is I think like saying that,

(48:01):
and I'm happy for RuPaul. I do not think that's true.
I do not think you have to love yourself before
you can love anyone else. In fact, it's often easier
to show other people love than it is to show
yourself love. It is, I mean, your life will be
better if you can love yourself. But loving yourself is
not a switch flip. Though. It is a journey. Okay,
I hate to be corny, but it is. It's a journey.

(48:21):
And I just feel like her saying saying, because I
love myself now, Because you know, I looked up Casey
a couple of weeks ago, and Casey's weight is doing
what it does. And am I to imply that she
doesn't love herself. Now, that's I didn't like that. To

(48:44):
turn a phrase, I don't like it at all. Nicole
has lost ten a total ten pounds for the season,
which is half of what she wanted to lose. They
said she was on the program, off the ploy room
and then making up her own program.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
She's also not.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Eating enough, like I think she's eating like not well,
but then not eating enough. She says she works out
four hours a day. Seriously, that's like an actor thing though,
right that they have time to work out for four
hours a day. Jesus Christ. She doesn't think the numbers
reflect where she really is. The life coach says she

(49:18):
has a lot of growing up to do, and Nicole
apologizes for being aggressive and mad and all the other stuff.
Sebastian didn't lose anyway this week, but he lost eighteen
of the thirty pounds he wanted to lose. He's happy
with that, and he keeps and he says he's gonna
keep going. He says he's learned to like himself and
respecting yourself lest you respect others.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
That is fucking true.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
If you can find a way to be softer and
more respectful with yourself, it will go out to everyone else.
I am so much easier on myself. When I'm easier

(49:58):
on myself, it's easier for me to easy on everybody
else in the world. Tanisha. It has on like a
blue shimmery dress and like a a ballero, like a
knitted blero, and she is smiling super hard, and she's
got she's got her her recital weaving. And I can't

(50:23):
denise she looks like a bad kid at a piano recital,
like she likes. She'd be giving that teacher so much
fucking trouble, she likes she'd be banging on all the
fucking keys and she'd be cussing and stuff, and like,
I'm not gonna play.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
I don't like Mozart.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
You can't make me. And and there's recital time and
here she is cheesing playing and you're like and everyone's like, oh,
you've learned so much, and the piano teachers like in
the corner, shaking and rocking and shit, She's like, please
take her away from here. I don't need to explain
any further. That's what she looks like. She says she's
starting to notice a lot of changes in her and
for the first time she believes in herself. She lost

(50:56):
four pounds that week, even with the knee problems, which
is huge cause there's a lot of time she didn't
lose anywhek wait, and she's got serious knee problems and
she's and she's losing lots of weight. Tanisha lost twenty
four of the thirty five pounds that she that she
wanted to lose. And then they let her read a
poem and my I left my body when the poem

(51:18):
was being read. And I know you're gonna be like,
princess does mean Okay, I'm telling you, as a formally
precocious little girl who used to write all the time
and used to write poems and had no business and
had no problem standing up somewhere and reading a poem,
we need to stop this.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
This We didn't let this go.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I had my parents a poem one time for Christmas
cause I had the money, and they framed it and
put in their house. I finally got to take it down,
like a couple of years ago. I was like, please, God,
please stop it. Take and I I printed the poem
on their own computer with red papers, so cause it
was Christmas, I they should have shamed me for that. Okay,

(52:07):
they should have shamed me for that. But yeah, I
had to leave my body. I just and and and
and when I came back in my body, they all
loved itdn't jump like they loved the poem, and they
were all jumping up in the hunt. And I'm sure
it was good. But thank God to have the ability
to leave my body in these situations we don't know. No,
Bobby gained a little a pound this week. He's angry

(52:27):
because he thinks that they're lying about that. He says,
it's not how he feels. He lost eleven of the
twenty pounds he wanted to lose. He tells, like, there
he looks angry, and they're like, what's going on about me?
He's so, I just waited for you to finish when
I can leave, and they tell him he's gonna write
a check for nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Nicole's like, bushit.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
And I'm like, yeah, I mean, actually, I mean I
hate to agree with Nicole, and I hated to been Bobby,
but I actually think it's super bullshit. Why did you
ask him to pay a thousand dollars for every pound
he didn't lose. I know he was being like annoying
and shit, but come on, I don't think black Brown
has nine thousand dollars. Or maybe he does, but like
I said, he lives paycheck to paycheck. I mean, he
probably has more money than I do, but he's seriously

(53:08):
living paycheck to paycheck. And you know, he he comes
up with a check and like kind of smooshes it
at them. It's like, write whoever you want to. He
signs and high right to whoever you want to and
walks out saying, kiss my ass, and Sebastian and Harvey
Nicole all run after him. Harvey actually grabs his hand

(53:29):
and holds it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I was like, Harvey, I've.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Never seen Harvey. I ain't mc holding hand, Okay, all right?
And Harvey gives him a pep talk and gets him
to come back in. And what happens is they tear
up the check because or they they're like, we want
you to write a check, cause that's what you said
you were gonna do, But I'm gonna do what I

(53:51):
wanna do now, and we're gonna give you another sixty
days lose that nine pounds and doing them. We're gonna
tear up this check. And Bobby's like, I don't need
sixty days. And then he called he stopped and something said,
well I take the sixty days. Yeah, he'll take the
sixty days. Baby.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
He says he's smoking less, he's feeling better, and he'll
take the better with him.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
And I mean, honestly, out of all the people's endings
that happen, I enjoyed Bobby's. He's gotten a little better
and he'll take the better with him when he goes.
And that's I mean, that seems real to me, Like
everybody else is like my life is change. I'm okay,
maybe it is. I've seen some of you online and
I don't think it is change, but a little better.

(54:36):
I don't know something. Jay has lost forty pounds. His
goal was only thirty. His overall goal is like future
is to get to two hundred. And then he says
he's gonna get some muscles. Then he's gonna show him
off in public. I love that, Jay. I'd love for
you to be like a muscle Daddy. Harvey says he
was a great team captain. I agree. I think Jay.

(54:58):
I think Jay was the perfect it for this. He
is a dude way comes off him faster, and he
seems very motivated. That's cool. I'll say this, Kevin looks
visibly slimmer. I was when he was doing like the
names he was talking in this episode to people, and
like n see, I was like, yo, he looks different.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
His face is smaller, he's in a suit.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
He says. The dude from the first week is gone forever.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Hopefully he's never going back.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
That's not true, but yeah, he has lost thirty pounds
total and hit his goal. He says, he's His biggest
moment was with shar and he's happy he gave her
the apology that she needed for a long time, or
that she deserved for a long time. I think his
wording was deserved because I liked it better than needed. Again,
let's I'm talking about Kevin Federline. I'm not gonna have

(55:46):
no warm feelings about Kevin federl Line. It's time for
the math. That doesn't make any sense. The math ain't mapping.
Jay wins the show individually by zero point three made
up points. Everyone hugs him. He wins a one year ballet,
told Little Fitness membership, some home gym equipment, a vow
slide workout kit which looks like some drink coasters that

(56:09):
you slide on, and four personal training sessions with the
lady who got people sliding. He got some watches, a
pool table, some fitness band stuff, and an electric guitar,
a bass guitar and an amp and twenty thousand dollars?
Is this the first time we heard about the prices?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
These random ass prizes?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Why they give you two guitars and an amp for loose?
Why would they give you two guitars and the amp
and that slidy lady? I don't know about that. The
Ballet Ballet probably really sponsored this. The pool tables, I

(56:52):
don't know. Is this the first time we heard about this?
I don't know what I thought? What do I think
they won? Maybe some money? Girl? Okay, So now it's
up to the teams. Red team has one hundred and
twenty one point five made up points and Blue team
has one hundred and thirty seven point four made up points,
which means Blue team wins. Red team won all the

(57:15):
challenges except for like one, and somehow Blue team wins
this show? Is it the way? What is it going?
What is it? Then they start popping and fatty over
the Blue Team. Tanisha is worried. She she's running around
like his gunshots. And then Tanisha and Sebastian sweet each
other around because they're so excited they won. I I

(57:40):
don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
How they won, is it?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I don't know how they won. I for the life
of me, I could not a gun to my head.
I could not explain to you how Blue Team won.
The fucking show, like doesn't make any fucking sense. They
all got ballet memberships. So this is what Blue Team
got for the win. Ballet memberships and like some personal
workout sessions, some home gym equipment, a bike, some watches.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
The girls get a diamond and crusted watch, a.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Massade chare, some pomegranates used to live in to their
house for a year, and a Ruba SPA vacation with
first class airfare, then a Carlsbad SPA vacation, then a
O O High an O High SPA vacation, and then
a San Diego SPA vacation, and then like some weights,

(58:34):
and then seventy thousand dollars to split from the team,
which I guess is what are these fucking vacation? Why
is this the first time I'm hearing about this.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
I ain't tell me it is in the beginning, because
I would have been like, what's some of these watches?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Who? What's the years? Were the popagranite juice? Your Poopa's
gonna be so red? U side shares.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
I guess that's fine.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I don't know a bike. You're gonna frid bikes together
seventy thousand dollars to split. That's less than twenty grand each.
I don't okay, it's so red. It's like it's like

(59:40):
they gave an internal credit card. Was just like, YO,
buy some ship. Okay, okay, that's fine. The guys, that's
the end of the fucking show. Oh wait, wait wait,

(01:00:01):
the guy that was in charge that wrote the diet book,
the Four Day Diet that that that their program.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Was based on, he talked about his book again, and
then that was the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Man. It's like they went in the finger Hunt catalog.
Was just what could I get for eighty nine low payments? Okay, okay,

(01:00:34):
all right, fine, it's over. How did I feel about
this season about Republican? It was fine, it was fine.
I should have had more guests on. But it's just
because I don't. It just didn't work out that way,
just scheduling wise. I'm upset that I have even lukewarm

(01:00:56):
feelings for ka faed I. He did not expect Jay
to win, but he did. I did not expect the
Blue team to win. I still don't know who Casey is,
and I don't like Nicole. I don't like Expassion either,
But yam, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
We're done with season eighteen of by Pumpkin. I don't
know what season nineteen is gonna be. I have some ideas.
I've talked about him before, thinking about doing a Rachel
Zoe project. I'm thinking about doing the Osbournes. I I
also am ready to do season three A Flavor of Love.

(01:01:44):
You know, I think it's time to do I love
New York. We'll have to figure it out. We'll have
to figure it out, but I will, and when I do,
you guys are the first ones to know. Thanks for
rolling with me this week. If you guys are members
of the Patreon you got a bonus episode this past
week on BS High. I am unqualified to talk about

(01:02:07):
UH football, but I talked about it anyway. I'm very
qualified to talk about scammers. Okay, scammer's named Roy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I I'm overqualified to do that. It's the football part
that was unqualified to do and didn't know shit about.
I also did a Princess Diaries episode for Patreon members
who are a member of that tier, in which I
talked about, you know, mister Curtis's new job, a dc
a DCFS investigation that came out of Texas and affected

(01:02:35):
my family this week, and I talked about food stamps
and what it's been like this last seven months, not
miss mister Curtis not really working that much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
That's my birthday in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
LEO season, cause you know, I'm always lucky during Leo season,
and I have been lucky. Uh. And this coming week,
if you're a Patreon member or you're subscribed to Apple
podcast subscriptions bonus episodes where they call it over there,
I'm gonna be talking about the Valley with Carla. So
I hope you guys if you can sign up for
the extra episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
If you can't, that's okay

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
To leave me a review that does wonders and I
will see you next week.