Play to Your Strengths

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks, weigh-ins

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 6

This week, Princess wants to know why Bobby Brown is eating so many chips and what is Nicole being so messy for.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, before we get started, I just want to
warn you this episode contains talk of fatness, okay, fat phobia,
diet culture, weigh ins, body checks.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Eating disorders. It's kind of the nature of the show.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
So if any of those things would make this a
hard listen for you, then don't listen to this and
I will see you in the next one later. Hey guys,
Princess here and walking to another episode of Vie Pumpkin
bonus edition. So before we get this is not a

(00:37):
bonus edition. This is the regular og edition. It's just
late because I had electricity issues yesterday. Gosh record now,
I'm not gonna record that. I'm human, y'all. Let you
see the authenticity of what's going on.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
By uh. Before we get started, I want to talk
a little bit about the Guilded Age.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
So it's Monday, so I've watched the Olden Age for
this week, episode.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Four, and glad it's gotten.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Spoilers. Spoilers, guy, spoilers. Glass got married to the Duke.
Now a lot of y'all are sad. Y'all be like, oh,
poor Gladys, why she had to marry the duke. Bertha
is a is a pain that Bertha is pushy. Why
Bertha doing all this?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Girl? Bertha is pushy. She's abroad, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
She shows up and she's like by any means necessary,
you you know how like those Malcolm X posters will
be like by any means necessary, and it'd be like
Malcolm X holding a like a automatic uh rightful gun,
thinking baba an ar or whatever. That's what they shouldn't
have Bertha with one of those saying by eny means necessary,

(01:54):
because Bertha gonna get what you want. Now, here's the thing,
here's the thing. I know y'all are sad. Y'all like like, ugh,
why would you do this? Birtha Oh the gladdice. But gladys,
if you not willing to stand up against Bertha and
you get what you get and you don't get upset.
And I told you to run away, I to not
to Billy's house. I told you to run way to California,

(02:15):
start a start a spin off for the fucking show.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Get the fuck out of there. I told you to
run away.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You don't wanna listen, told you to lay on the ground,
don't get the fuck up, you don't wanna listen.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
So now you're married to the Duke, and I hope
it works out. I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It didn't really matter who was gonna marry Gladys. She
was always gonna be unhappy because the pool was shallow anyway.
So Glass has gone to England. Hope and never see
Gladys again if I were Gladys. Because I love a grudge, right,
I love a grudge. I love to hold a fucking grudge.
I love to know that I'm mad at you for

(02:50):
thirty years. I love that so and and bring it
up all the time and anytimesbyy bring you up. I
like to like sniff in the air and be like,
I don't fuck with her. That's a that I love
a grudge.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
If I work aid this when.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
When my mom Bertha came to hug me as I
went to get on this this boat to go on
over to England with this duke man I don't even
fucking know, and who I don't want to marry, and
who I personally, I think he gotta have some something's
going on. He's gotta have some fucking sears. What did
What is wrong with the duke? Okay, what's wrong with

(03:30):
the duke? It can't be that he's gay.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
That'd be perfect, that'd be fuck chef's kiss, that'd be
that'd be wonderful.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's not that he's gay, it's uh, it's something. It's
something I don't know. He takes his feet off, he
takes his shoes off in the airport, or something something
nasty about him.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
But anyway, as she was hugging me, and she was like,
farewell to your beautiful life that you know she secretly
wants for herself, I would be like, I would hug
her and I would whisper in her.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Ear and be like, yo, never be you'll never see
the castle, you'll never hear from me again. You'll never
meet your grandchildren, and you'll never ever get to traveling
the circles that you want to travel in because you
are not invited.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's why it was for her ear. And then I
will go and get on the boat.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And then anytime you send me a letter, I sent
return to motherfucking send her.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I would. I would send letters to the home, to
my father and to Larry.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I would say they would be addressed to Daddy and Larry.
That's what they leave Bertha off of that. When the
when did they open the letters and be like, dearest father,
dearest Larry, and nobody else.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I would love to hold this gruss. I would because
Bertha wants you to be a duchess.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I guess so. She except for gladness obviously, to be
elevated to be one of those famous women of her generation.
Being famous is pretty overrated in my opinion. But I'm
talking twenty two to five famous, but whatever, and she
wants to leverage that, and she wants to do all
those things.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Bertha would never be seen in my home, okay.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
And if I came back to New York to visit,
I would have a ball and not invite my mama Bertha. Okay,
I would be yes, I would be famous. They'd be
talking about my underwear in newspaper and stuff, and I
would make it very clear I don't fuck with Bertha.
All right here, I am a duchess. That's all you wanted,
and you're not invited. I'm gladdys. Stand up. It's time

(05:42):
to get petty. Okay, it's time to get petty.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
All right.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know if you can't really tweet anything out,
but I guess you should be seen in the paper
and they ask how your mother is saying you don't
know because you don't speak to that bitch.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't know. Do something, do something, petty, do it?
Do it? All right?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You got the time on your hands. You don't have
nothing to do. You don't go to school, you don't
you don't have a podcast or nothing. Glassys, you got
plenty of time for revenge plots.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Do it? Okay? All right?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
As far as the other storylines, I'm really excited for.
I want Marion and Larry's to move forward. I understand
what's going on with Aida and Agnes. I I'm not
too interested in it though, except for like, was that Aida?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
That that brother? That brother?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Agnes is the mean one. Aida is a nice one, okay,
brought a psychic to the house. What are these stuntsing shows?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I was excited for a young Jack to get three
hundred thousand. That's a lot of fucking money. Is he
gonna have three hundred thousand dollars and still work as
a foot ben.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Because he doesn't have anything. He doesn't know where else
to go. If I were him, I'd have my three
hundred thousand dollars and I go to California, I go west.
But I guess I can't just tell everybody to go west.
Every time something happens, go west, young man.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't know, see with Jack decides. Now, I'm just
really excited.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
For Bertha to, Like I said, I want Bertha and
Richie Beardy Man to have conflict. Yes they're in love,
Yes they're well suited for each other. Yes they are
two bosses bossing it up together. Yeah, but I want, well,
what happens when you're when you're angry?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Because birth birth, Bertha was.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Shenan and the Shenan again, Okay, she was. She was
Shenanan all through that place, alright.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
She was seducing the scheme and she was she was
she was having backdoor meetings and she and she was
telling lies all right. And if I was Richie Beardy Man,
I'd be like, Okay, well, Bertha, we do that with
other people, not not not not us, Cause again Richie
Beardy does that with everybody else. Richie Beardy does that
on the business side, okay, And everybody is like, whoo,

(08:25):
he's so smart, he's so he's so gallants.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't I don't know words that we use, but
they're like they eat that shit up. You know, she's
living the evangelis style. Right, but then.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
When Bertha do it, you know, when they do is
one thing when I do it, you know what I'm saying, Like,
what's going on with that? What's going on with that?
Bertha's doing the same thing, only in her realm of control. Okay,
and listen, Bertha, you got a lot of haters out there, alright.

(09:03):
This irve this, This really wasn't a good look for
your birth y'all have to pay the duke to take
for glass, y'all had to pay the duke like a
lot of fucking money. Then he's broke.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It. This doesn't look good for your birtha. But I
love a bit just stands in her shit, alright, stand
in your shit?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Alright. You wanted it, you know I want it. I
got it, I want it, I got it.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Okay, So excited for next week of Guild the age.
Let's talk about and just like that, welcome to Princesses
in just like that corner. I wanna talk about uh
a video that Rachel sent me a A A A
And this is a delicate topic.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay. I didn't say this, alright, but.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
The girl in the video said, doesn't doesn't Aid and Son?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Why give you school? Shooter vibes and I school shootings
is nothing to joke about. But there is a little
bit of we need to talk about Kevin about why.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
And everyone in the comments is like, that is not ADHD,
that's not ADDHD. It could be ADHD. I'm here to
tell you it could be. It could be. Do I
think it is? No? I think why it needs a
full work up, and I think whyat And it's just
not like give white some pills will shut up.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think we need to figure out what the fuck
is going on? Why?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
And I don't think I told you guys that that's
like a common like we have ADHD screens, Internet video games,
that sort of stuff lights you up in a certain way.
And it can be, it can't be, it's it's sometimes
it's not great for you. This is something I do

(10:55):
with my kids, like when we are having a hard
time aligning with it's a family, aligning with the goals
that we set for ourselves, aligning with the things that
we need to do to do.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Going screen free for a while.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Helps immensely with UH attention span, the ability to follow
guidelines and rules asleep. It helps immensely. But I don't
think that's what's going on with why? I mean, I
can't that's part of it. I mean why it needs
more and yeah, he he gives me very much. We

(11:29):
need to talk about Kevin Vibes.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Although we need to talk about Kevin was a little
bit of a a horror uh movie.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And book alright, he said something about that. People have
mentioned that fucking kitchen, that ugly ass kitchen that Carrie has.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't why is that kitchen so small? And it's
not that, like I understand.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
She lives in a historic building, right, it's like a
I don't ask me when as far as I know,
an Aden and an and uh and and aunt Agnes
lived in that fucking house. I don't fucking know. But
why is this kitchen aggressively bad?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Why is the kitchen aggressively bad? I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
In this week's episode, Lily got broken up with Good.
You have a bad personality, Lily. Why are you hysterical
at all times? Why are you hysterical all the time.
I've watched you be hysterical over a period in a tampon.
I've watched you be hysterical over a condom. I watched
you be hysterical over a three.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's not three, so it's Polly, but I we need.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
To get her and White to a psychiatrist and just
like just see if there's anything we could do, you
know what I mean, just anything we do.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Rock's fine as far as I'm conserned.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
The only problem I really have a rock was that
was that they mitzvah that Rock said they didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Do ten minutes before was supposed to fucking start rock.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Listen, you got my mind out here, run run up
all her money on a day mitzpah, all right, that
I never thought we was gonna be having when rock.
When you was born and we was all like, ooh,
we're so in love with you, and we named you
that old name and everything. Nobody thought that we was
gonna be having a day mitz for for you. But
guess what we got over it.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
We moved on.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
We're being flexible, We're moving with the times. Okay, So
I don't put all this money in they mitzvah. I
done got you a.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Trans uh a Rabbi. I don't right whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm out here with these rainbows and these lockers, lockus lockeys.
I don't know they're delicious though they used to work
in a them right, I'd have got it all. Okay, baby,
I don't got it all. Mama got it all. And
you don't wait till timent's talk talking about it just
doesn't seem like me. Well, it's gonna be you. Okay,

(13:52):
we calling you rock, We're using the pronouns. Get the
fuck out there that they mitzvah.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's me. That's me personally. If you don't wanna, you
don't wanna do something, the last thing.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
You need to do is to is to is to
let me know tim in is for what actually talking
to Turtle this week, I have to having a little
trouble with Turtle and I cussed him the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, I cussed him the fuck out on Saturday. And
you know why.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Because I realized something about Turtle and y'all gonna be like, oh, pristss,
don't don't fuss at your kids, don't curse me. I
sured have fucked it. Turtle is just like his daddy,
and that you gotta cuss him out real good once
a quarter just to.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Reset his nervous system.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Be acting way up, just acting up, doing some weird hit,
and then you cuss him out real fucking good and
then he'd just be like back online immediately after I
cussed him out, maybe thirty minutes later, we had a
heartfelt conversation where he communicated like I asked him to.
He told me what he needed, he expressed what was

(14:49):
going on, and then we had a lovely afternoon together.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Now I'd asked him nicely about it.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I talked to him, I'd give him the space, I'd
done all the things. Then he said some crazy shit
to me. I had to cuss him out. I was
just talking to Turtle that this after I cussed him
out and we was back online. We were just talking
about that time that I signed up for basketball. He said,
he you wanna play basketball? He's like six years old,

(15:14):
seven maybe, And I get him to basketball and when
we get there, he tells me he don't wanna go
out in the court.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
And I said why. He said, cause I don't like this.
I wanna play tennis.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
And I asked him. I remember the time being like,
are you fucking crazy? You asked me to sign here
for fucking basketball. I signed you for basketball. I got you,
I got you the the jersey, I brought your ass here.
You're playing basketball what's going on? And he said, I
wanna play tennis.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
And I don't even know if he if he knew
I I if he knew anything about tennis. Who the
fuck you know play tennis? I talked to him t
I was talking to him Saturday and I said, what
what about tennis?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
He said, actually the artist. I didn't even know what
it was called. It turns out it was it was
ping pong. I said, you so fucking lucky. You so
fucking lucky that I didn't know lead cause I because
ain't my head.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I was thinking, I gotta get this kid to a
tennis court, cause he really he wanna play tennis. He
don't wanna play basketball. We were already there, so he's
going to practice. But I was sticking in my head.
I gotta figure out something. I figure out so and
then later.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I was like, no, he's he's playing basketball. We'll figure
out the other thing later. And then later he he's
really in the soccer, so that's what he's playing. But
I was like, if I had left there and I
was playing too and Drovio ass to a fucking tennis
court with a new racket and some balls, and you
had told me not this this say tennis, I want
the other tennis. I want a rocket you into space.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
No, I wouldn't, but I would have wanted to. That's
the only problem. I got a rock. That's that I
don't wanna go to my day miss when you went
practice for fus. This is something you say. Do you
tell Mama a couple of weeks ago, I want to
wait there. Anyway, it was I saying, oh, Lily, I'm
glad she got broken up. She got a bad personality,

(17:00):
and her and Widen, you take a trip to the psychiatrist,
just to see if.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
There's something we can do, Just to see if there's
something we can do. This is the they throw a
party for Charlotte's birthday, and you know it's it's classic sex.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's really classic.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Sex in the city being silly, where there's just a
lot of like, you know, telephone with uh you know,
Harry's got prostate cancer. And Charlotte told Carrie because she
found her buying adult diapers at the Walgreens down by

(17:43):
carry Carrie, where the fuck you live? Because because the
shitty your Walgreens was locked up. I'm I'm it do
be locked up. I'm just saying I'm just wondering which
Walgreens was that, because not all of them are locked up,
but some of them are, and it's because racism, but classism.
So I just want to know about that Walgreens anyway.

(18:05):
And I also want to understand why Charlotte Golden Black
would not be ordering her adult divers on Amazon same day,
why she'd not be ordering them instacart.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Why did she go down there and get them? I
don't know. But anyways, so.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Carrie knows, and she wants to know this party, and
she she wants Branda know what's important, but she can't
tell her. She tells her that the dog's gonna die.
Dogs got cancer, and so it becomes this like round robin.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Like it was fine.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
But the part that most people were talking about is
that at the end, well, first of all, Brady's acting wonderfully.
I didn't like Brady.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I still don't like bradiy because I because you know,
once I don't like you, i'd be thinking about that.
I'd be like, I don't just switch on back, you know,
unless you unless, unless you do something real petty that
I think it's like fun. But but Brady's acting quite well.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I mean I still am upset at the idea of
Brady and Lily having a baby and everybody thinking that's
great when that's really the stuff of nightmares. But still
Brady's doing fine anyway, Brady's helping to clean up.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
And Carrie is Carrie and Branda are talking.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Miranda mentions that she saw Carrie having a little giggle
on a little drink with the downstairs neighbor with the
other writer, and carry gets very defensive and it's just like, no,
I'm not I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I'm not. And first of all, you just told me
last week that you and Aiden could do what you
wanted to. You're just gonna come back together in five years.
I didn't know that was true. I maybe I missed
the line, but y'all that's what y'all told me last week.
Now today you mad because Maranda, it's's cute with that
dude over there. And then she says what we all said,
that that Aidan shit's weird and she didn't need to

(20:07):
say that. You know, we'ren just kind of a hypocrite.
She got.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
The biggest The biggest thing that we have about this
show is that we The big complaint that I and
many others have about this show is that the characters
got older, but they didn't grow up, and so it's
harder to watch them because.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
The people that when we were watching them back first run, Yeah,
they were making mistakes. I mean they're they're complicated characters.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Of all people make mistakes, you know, But why are
we still making the same mistakes.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Twenty years later? Twenty five years later? Uh? And Miranda's
doing something that I used to do.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And I was think in my fucking early twenties where
I thought everybody needed my opinion all the time, especially
about their personal business. Like I thought, I thought it
was a lie for me not to tell you that
your boyfriend sucked. Like I thought that if I if
you told me that you and your boyfriend were going
out on the date and I did not tell you

(21:09):
that he sucked, then I was doing you a disservice,
Like I was being dishonest. I thought not expressing my
opinion every in every moment, all the time was dishonesty.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah I was stupid, Okay, And like as far as
Carrie is concerned, Carrie's this is dumb. The whole thing's dumb.
But she's a Carrie loves shit like that.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
She loves like she loves the romance of five you know,
that shit of five years, you know. And so if
she were my friend and I'd known her for this long,
I'd be like, Okay, that's interesting. I'd ask questions.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I asked how she felt about it, and I'd leave
it at that, like, she doesn't need to know, and
I think it's dumb. I mean, if we've done this long,
she knows, I think it's dumb, you know.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
But for the most part, I didn't think said too
much that was bad. Just the part where she was like,
come on, Carrie, the eid, just the part when she
thought it was cute with the dude down there, with
the dude down there.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Is like.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Is wasn't that bad? Carrie was just defensive because she
knows she's doing dumb shit, and that's okay, she'll figure
it out herself. I would hope she would figure it
out a little earlier, because you mighty old to be
doing the same shit over and ore. But okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
People get older. We're not always wiser.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
So but I liked the idea of her with that writer.
You know, if it was me, it would have never happen,
because I would have stayed the door in his face,
and I would never answer the door for him again
the first time he told me I couldn't wear my
shoes in my house?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Should I be wearing shoes shoes in the house? No?
Should I be wearing heels in the house? No? Can I? Yes?
The fuck I can?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I know you better get back down until your hobbit
hole stop fucking round with me, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I don't even know why what told you come up
these stairs. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I don't even what about my face made you think
you can come up here and tell me what to
wear in my own motherfucking house. I'm gonna tell you
get some earplugs. I'm gonna tell you to take your
ass back, go back to where you came from, very,
very America.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
You need to go.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You need to get out of my country. Ah, how
do I get this? Motherfucker's the port it? But it's
bothering me. Usual white woman.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Is scary anyway. But I like that.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I've always liked the idea of carry with another writer.
Burger fucked it up for me.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Uh yeah, yeah, I like the idea I like on paper.
I like the idea of Carry with another writer. But
we'll have to see. We'll have to see.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I mean, it would be wonderful for Carry started dating
this guy and for him and for her to find
out she thinks that she that he thinks she's a
shit writer, and for that week, for Berger to come back,
and for Harry to cuss him the fuck out because
she hadn't seen him since that day, cuts him the

(24:14):
fuck out when he's like, hey, Carrie, I I would
open my purse and pull out my wallet and pull
out that fucking post it for my wallet and just
hold it up in his face. Maybe that's not Maybe
that's not cunty, because you know, that makes it seem
like you carry it with you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
But I don't know. I don't know. I didn't hate
this episode.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Uh there's a lot of karaoke in this episode, and
that's a problem for me, all right, that's a problem
for me.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Uh no, No. But other than that, Rachel said something like, uh,
she she was confused about the ages of lt w's children.
I couldn't pick out her fucking kids in a lineup.
I don't know. I think her kid goes to school

(25:07):
with Lily, and.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
They're all in high school and that's how that's And
then another kid goes to school with Rock, and that's
how Charlotte knows her.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I don't fucking know, girl, I don't care about no
fucking kids. I do not care. I know, uh, LTW
better get a better wig. I don't like that wig.
But yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Oh, Anthony's mother in law coming over. Isn't Anthony married
to that man?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
You will tell me that you ain't never seen a picture.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
You ain't never seen a picture of your son's husband.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Come on, come on, just tell me you're not close.
Tell me you're not close with your fucking son him
like you, and just call it to day.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
That's how I feel about. That's the end of Princesses
in just like that corner. All right, too much karaoke,
But the show was the episode wasn't that bad? And
I ltw's kids can stand right next to me.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't know who the fuck that was come up
to me and slap me right in my face, and
I wouldn't be like LTW.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It would be like IM about to beat this. Never
mind anyway, So let's talk about let's talk about uh
Celebrity Fit Club. Today's episode is called Play to Your Strengths.
It's season seven, episode six. We only have three more
episodes after this. Okay, we're getting towards the end.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Here on the bus right there, we front out that
Bobby wasn't coming, but he's coming to report that day,
but he's leaving right away because he got to play
in London the next day. And everyone's disappointed, Like everyone's like,
this is a commitment.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Why isn't he I'm doing jay, this is a this
is a come Why is he gonna be here? Because
he needs money? Bobby's broke and he needs to go
sing my prerogative in London. Now I am not appalled
because he needs to go sing you know, Tinorni or whatever.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
And fucking London. I'm appalled, Like who did this? Who
is your agent? Who is your manager? Who is your assistant?
It's not your brother doing this? Is it? Because this
is fucked up? Get your Google calendar put together? Okay,
the fact that you you supposed to be on Celebrity
Fit Club, not in London, and then like shit like

(27:41):
this kisses me off. When I used to work for
a wedding venue. I no less than three times did
we double book a fucking wedding? And I'm know one
has a call and.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Be like okay, so I know. And people ask so
wild about weddings. First of all, as soon as you
say the word wedding, everybody's everybody's just like stress levels
go fucking sky high.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay, fucking sky high. As soon as you say what
we could have had a birthday party and you would
not be acting on like this about these macaroni and
cheese uh apps. You would not be acting like this.
But as soon as I stay wedding, you're like, oh,
it's gotta be perfect. No, it does it. You're probably
not even gonna stay married. Okay, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Just have a good just try to have a good time,
to try to have and try to and try to throw.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
A party that most of your guests will enjoy. You can't,
you can't. It's not all of them. It's not gonna
work for all of them.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
But like, let's get like sixty percent of the happy
and enjoying this party. But like, obviously we were in
the wrong. It wasn't my fault, it was people. I
didn't even want to be a blame Google Calendar. I
just want you to know I was working with some
incompetent people, and I'm the one that's gotta call and

(28:59):
tell these people, like, hey, there's another wedding, but the
exactly the same time.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I can move you to a different date. This is
the most perfect get in the world. Bo Okay, all right,
so what you want me to do? You want you
want your devisor back? This is and keep in mind
this is like a year and a half out. Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Fortunately, one time this happened. I talked to a groom
and he was like, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Can't get a hold of the bride. I never called
the room first.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I called the bride. I called the room because the
bride wasn't answering. He was like, oh yeah, she's got
like some things. She couldn't answer the phone. He was like,
all right, moving to this date. And I did and
it was fine. But I only think it's because I
was talking to the girl.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I don't know whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That placed ended up shutting down right after I left.
I left New York, and I left that place and
ended up shutting down right as her left. The owner
who didn't have a no, who stole the money and
like fucked a bunch of people's weddings, play shut down
people who were paid who people who were fully paid
on their on their uh venue.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Like lost it and it was a lot. It was
a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Like there was a wedding the next day that that
people worked for free because they felt bad for the
bride and room. Yeah, anyway, I was already in Texas
by that.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
People often are like, don't you like did you n No?
I plannedly two months earlier. He begged me to stay
a little later. We did. Me and my husband stayed
in New York a little later, and then I left.
When I left, I I I clocked out. I didn't
clock out, it was no clock out, but I left
the office and blocked everybody that worked there that day,

(30:46):
Like I did not wanna talk to them anymore. Er
a couple of more friends, but they're f But everybody
else I blocked. Do not call me.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Did I ask me about so and So's wedding in June?
Do not ask me about Everything you need is in
the files. Do not ask me nothing else. I'm done
with this and I was.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I moved on with my life and uh then yeah, anyway,
I'm not talking about this, oh the double bookie. Unprofessional, Bobby, unprofessional.
Not that I think you're a professional, but you know, unprofessional.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
So and also Nicole Edgart is sick. She's been sick,
I guess cramping of something. I don't know what she's got,
what's going on, but she's been sick in bed the
entire week.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
So she's pretty useless for today.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
And Jay's trying to figure out how they're gonna do
this this challenge when and Bobby Brown seems like he
don't give a fuck. Bobby Brown's like, yeah, that sounds interesting,
but I got to go. He says, he's gotta leaves Harvey,
and Harvey says disappointed and that Bobby Brown has a
lack of commitment to the program.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Duh, you know. And when they march off and leave
Bobby there, Bobby, he looks like a bad kid that
got left where everybody wants in the field trip, like
there was a behavioral requirement. You know, they're only taking
kids that don't have a that don't have an ISS
underneath their belt, and he's just sitting there looking fat.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
He looked at my thirteen year old, My thirteen now
actually need to talk about this. Why is my thirteen
year old when he looked upset, looked just like Bobby Brown.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
So we talk about his therapist. So so off they go.
The first part of the challenge is a parachute pool
where you have to run to get a flag while
a parachute is attached to you and the wind is
blowing the parachute and one person from the Red and

(32:41):
the Blue team each do this. They choose j because
Jay weighs more than Nicole and shar They Sebastian puts
up a Tanisia because he's like, she is half fat.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I agree, but I don't like the way Sebastian saying it.
I don't like the way Sebastian's saying it. I used
to work with this real hippie, crunchy conrola racist gun welder, okay.
And the thing is we could talk to each other.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
He was like in the Info Wars and shit like that,
and like shit like that, and we can talk to
each other. We could do we do like one back
and forth, maybe two.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
But the third thing he said would always be something
that'd be like fuck you like that, like that, right,
and sometimes I would say something and he would agree
with me, but the way he agreed with me was racist.
I don't want to explain to you. I don't not
explaining to you. And that's how I feel about Sebastian Bak.
I'm not calling Sabastian Bok racist. I'm saying I don't

(33:45):
like the way he I too.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Think Tanisia should do it. I too think.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Denisia Tanisiha is is the perfect for this because we
don't know what other challenges are gonna be at this point.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
And if there's gonna be some running, no Tanisia. I
there's gonna be some swimming, no Tanisha.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
If there's gonna be something that requires you to keep
a level head and not have a tantrum, no Tanisha.
So y, when I look at this, I'm like, all
you need to do is be big for this, Tanisiha,
here you go. But when Sebastian says it, I'm like, Sebastian,
that's uncalled for it.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
And I don't know, I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
It's just something said, It's something the way he said,
it's something, how he said Okay. Tanisiha says she has
had a nightmare about having cardiac a r cardiac arrest
on the course and that she didn't make it in then,
and so she's just thinking about that right now as

(34:36):
a sometimes woo woo person. Kay, I too.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Know that dreams don't mean shit, but also I believe
all my.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Dreams like it's just your subconscious putting on a little
play for you at night. And yet I will attach
all types of meanings to my dreams I had dreamed
of in a while. Though, So what's that say? I
don't know if I was hired? What's going on? Jay?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
So they they take off on the course. J body
is it and he takes he takes it home in
ten seconds. He he literally just runs against the wind
and takes it and gets to flag in ten seconds.
Tanisha is being dragged by the pair of chute, like
dragged like like she's yoked up by the pair of chute.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Sebastian says, I couldn't believe what I was seeing, this
giant person being lifted in the air.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Tanisha is not giant, Sebastian. She you're bigger than she is.
Are you talking about weight? What she is? The flag?
But it's like thirty seconds and that's after she's airborn again.
I thought it was while she was airborne too. Ie
To was surprised when Sebastian said he was surprised. I
felt like that was it was shaved. I don't know why.

(35:56):
It just felt different when he says it.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
So then she falls to the ground after this and
won't get up, and she's not responding at first, and
they have to call them MADEX and everyone's question whether
it's real they're or no.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
It not me though, cause like I told you, it's something.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It it says somebody says something to you that you
don't like, or a situation happens that you don't wanna
deal with. Just fall to the ground, fall to the
ground and refuse to get up, and like they're gonna
have to carry you.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
They're gonna have to get they're gonna have to get
a couple of men, they're gonna have to get a stretcher.
They're gonna have to they're gonna have to like transport you.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
And then whenever they get you to where they get
you and you and you finally willing to open your
eyes pretending like you don't remember shit, Okay, you don't
remember nothing that happen.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
They can't prove that you do. How they don't prove
that you do. They can't there's no test for do
you remember it?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Okay, so you just I don't remember that, and just
just just get out of it. That that goes from
somebody proposed to you. You don't wanna be proposed to, like
they embarrass you for the bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Fall to the ground, alright, if you lose in a competition,
Fall to the ground, alright, if I don't know, the
police stop you and they're like, you need to exit
the car, exit the car and fall to the ground
because guess what they gotta call.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
They gotta call ole medics. They gotta call then ambulance
for you. Okay, all right. They they're gonna have to
wait until you get checked out to arrest you for
whatever it is. I saw TikTok where it's just three people.
One's down the way and one's like close to the
camera and the other one was like with the cops
and they're all they're torking and dancing, and it says,

(37:27):
was riding with my brother and we gotta pull over
brother cops and they didn't find nothing, so they had
to let him go, and he's like dancing with the cop.
The cops are dancing. The cops are like, what the
fuck is going on? They're like, eh, you didn't get out.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Black people are very unseerious.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
But yeah, they gonna have to take you to the hospital, okay,
and then they have to They're gonna have to deal
with it after that, cause y'all gonna have to call
him DICS because I'm gonna lay on the ground.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
So was I upset with Tanisha? Was I scared for Tanisha?
I was not upset with her, and I was not
worried about her either. I was like me too. A
lay on the ground, Lay on the ground because everybody
everybody wondering how you got air born, because you have
fat Tanisha. Everybody's concerned you was in the air Tanisha. Okay. God.

(38:16):
Eventually they give her some water and she gets up
and she's like, everything's fine.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm like, mmm, you got too quickly. You should have
waited till they transported you. They could have transportd you
right the fuck home, Okay, And you don't have to
do no more challenges. So next thing gotta do a
string challenge. They have to go get it's two hundred
and twenty pounds of sandbags that they have to not one,
but like a bunch of them.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
So you have to move them to a sled and
then pull the sled to the end of the course.
So shar Jackson and the cole Eggar said they're out
and like yeah, like I'm not doing that. Jay has
to do this one against k Faed and k Fat
is in the lead very early like he carrying two

(39:02):
he carrying two bags of a time and shit, and
Jay in the Jay is behind, but in the end
he beats me like four seconds. So that's another Red
team has won that one as well. Jay won both
of them. Now it's agility.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
They have to run through a field and catch all
and like grab all the flags off these little poles.
While being shot at by Harvey with a tennis ball gun,
Casey says that Harvey was a sniper. I don't maybe
maybe I just wanted to let you know everybody was
a sniper. They all tell you there was a snipper.
They all tell everybody was in the Seals. Everybody was

(39:37):
in the Navy Seals, every single one of them, every
single one of them.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Everybody was a sniper.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
All right, so you know, somebody tell me that a sniper,
I'd be like, alright, I guess sure, jan whatever, I
believe it once you shoot me from afar, shut the
fuck up. For instance, Oh you're a sniper. When was
the last time you shot me? Anyway, that said, Harvey's

(40:08):
a good shot.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
He shooting He shot shar Jackson right in the fucking hand,
and Red Team ones again. Okay, so give in mine
because because we want to talk about this, this is
some very twenty sixteen election results. They have done. So far,

(40:30):
they have done three three three uh three events, three
challenges in this episode. Red Team has won all three
of those challenges. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Now there's a speed event where they have to run
one mile uphill with hurdles.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, just not real hurdles. They're like bay, hell, so
you just gotta jump on them. It's not like you.
It's not you gotta really jump over them. You just
gotta get on them and get to the other side.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Just as they announce this off for the distance, we
see a black man.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
All red running towards them. Who is that fucking Bobby Brown?
He comes back. They're all like, what the fuck. And
he's like, I throw his lie. I didn't go. I
didn't go. Well, I can see why you didn't go.
Why I can see you didn't go. Why didn't you go?
But was it because you worried about us? It was
because you cause you wanna you wanna make sure we
win this fake competition? What is it?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I think that the London shit got canceled, That's what
I think. Immediately when they get there, they're like, okay,
so you do the hurdles, and Bobby Brown's like, what
a goddamn it, what a god damn in it? I
think I need to go back to London. He's like, well, hurdles,
what hurdles. But he gets peer pressured into it. So
they're gonna run this race uphill with hurdles, Sebastian Bach

(41:47):
versus Bobby Brown, And I know we want there's an
easy joke here about Bobby Brown running for the cops,
And I wanna tell you don't make that joke. It's
too easy one. And also it's not true. Bobby Brown
never ran for the cops. He always got caught. Okay,
he was never running. He was always you got me like,
he never ran for the cops.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
So he's running. He's doing very well. He you know,
he's ahead of Sebastian and he but he ends up
falling behind because he's a what a smoker and he
probably had two cigarettes right before the race started. Sebastian's
running so fast, he throws off.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
His little jacket like it's a marathon, you know how,
Like like, well, I don't know how, cause I don't
I don't be in those sorts of places.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I don't do that sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
But I've seen videos of people running marathons and they
throwing off clothes and stuff like that. I guess they
go back and get it. I don't know, but that's
what Sebastian he's running. Bobby has stopped running all together,
and Sebastian crosses the finish line eventually, he Bobby makes
it a long way after, Like Nicole and I think
shar have to run and grab and grab him and

(42:57):
like hold him up and drag.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Him over the finish line. And the thing is this,
and Nicole tells us later, is that she does this
all the time. She runs uphill in for her workout,
and she says, Jay's the one that decide to put
Bobby in, and I'm like, okay, boy, I didn't see
you going put me in. Coach put me in. I

(43:19):
didn't see that. You said you were sick. You ain't
did nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I like, I understand, Like I feel like they Nicole
should have tried it herself. I mean, I just feel
like Nicole would have done better than Sebastian. But y'all
was so throwed to put Bobby in. Bobby shouldn't run anywhere.
If there's a liquor drinking competition, you should get Bobby first,
the first pick, number one draft pick in the world,
right there.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
But I'm.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
So because of that last run, Blue wins. I don't
know how the math is not mathing.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Okay, Red wins all those challenges, and because Blue won
that last one, and I guess the t I guess
they're not doing on who won how many challenges?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I guess the time of all the challenges put together.
And because Bobby took so long, Blue win the Uh
so they started asking about dead weight on the on
the Red team and the colls.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Like I said it w I was gonna say me
because I'm the one that didn't go. Searge Jackson's like,
come back to me, come back to me.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
She wants to do anybody else gonna say the cause,
like I said, it was gonna be meet and Bob
m and and Harvey's like, you can't vote for yourself.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
And Jay's like, well, I don't know. And Bobby's like
I don't know. And Harvey's like, Bobby, you're a dead weight. No,
mc call's a dead weight. Mc cale's a dead weight.
At least Bobby was in it. Bobby left for some bullshit.
I don't know if I don't know if he just
found out he wasn't getting paid.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I don't know if he found out that it was
like they were going drug testing when he got there.
I don't know what the problem is. But he but
for some reason he ain't gonna go to this gig.
And he shows back up that that's something. What the
fuck did the cold do? What's I stand around with
a lot of opinions. Nothing okay. So after all this,

(45:13):
so Bobby has to go and like get the Halbeill
based the the hay Bales that they were using his
hurdles and he has to drag him up. And then
he says he's gonna do what he needs to do
for his team. I don't believe that, Bobby, But I mean,
if you say it, I you mean, what am I?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
What am I gonna do about it? So after all that,
they have a dance off.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
There's some dance man there, uh, and he does a
little dancing and he feels very good. He feels like
he's doing a very good job. I don't they're not
playing the music he's dancing too, so I can't gauge
whether he's doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
So they all dance. You know, Jay's got a.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Boner for the guy, for the guy that's he's so cute.
He was okay, Ja, I didn't know you like black guys,
but I see it. And Tanisha is getting down like
she wasn't laying in the on the ground like a
fucking cadaver earl. In fact, here's the thing, I'm a purpo.

(46:14):
I I s fully support your b your your right
to fall to the ground and refuse to get up
until medic to beget you.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
But later on, you can't pop and locke it. Okay,
you can't do the duggy across the room and then
talk into a split, because if you do that then
the people won't believe the next time you gotta fall
on the ground, you gotta take it slow.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
You gotta take it slow. Maybe a couple days later
that's where you start talking. But once you fall to
the ground, you gotta you gotta play it to the end. Alright,
Just a little tip. Bobby Brown can dance. Obviously he's
been dancing saying he said he was a child If
Bobby Brown was a child star, Everyone's very willing to

(46:56):
watch around, like there's something about the way Bobby moves.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, Bobby, Bobby, he has charisma. Like you look at
Bobby looking like a bad kid left from the field
trip and you're like, what is that? But Bobby has swag.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Bobby does a pelvic thrust into your face and then
moon walks. Bobby has swag. That's how he gets these people. Okay,
that's how he hits them. That's how that's how people
lend him money and and and and allow him to
live in they have Bobby's that swag. You cannot be
a piece of shit, like Bobby Brown's a piece of
shit without having mutu mutual charisma.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Okay, so yeah, he's good on dance floor. Nicole Edgart
and uh Sebastian Bach are white. They told us that,
like here we are the white people, and they dance
just like the white people, And that's fine. I love
it when white people are themselves. I love it.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
And I think that's part of what's like, like why
black people love Sabrina Carpenter so fucking bad, Like black
people really love Sabrina Carpenter. And I think it's because
they're like the white girls is white.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
And Mecca says something like this, you know how they
got that who gonna be the boys?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Mecca was like, whos gonna be the white girls? And
she started pointing, and she tweeted and went the sleeper
came back and people were like all up in her.
But yeah, yeah, like I I love when white people
are just white and and so yeah, Sebastian and and
Uh and Nicole were dancing and white asses off, and
I enjoyed that Ksey Star Jackson danced like like like

(48:31):
she got bees in her pants, okay, and love that
for her too. K Fed is feeling very much.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Like I'm in Night Element. Dancing is about the feeling.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
And he's doing some dancing and I was like, it's
been a while since you dance, Kuh, have you thought
about going to a hip hop class and maybe that
could be your exercise for the week.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I don't know that he was an amazing dancer. Whenever
we hear about k Fed's dancing, we always get the
same clip from you Got Served or whatever. So I
don't know, but you know, if it works for him,
he seems happy. Now Casey, they give the trophy to

(49:11):
Casey because Casey starts dancing. And how can I describe
Casey's dancing? Casey's dancing.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
There's a lot of what's that move where you put
your arms in the fist and you pump them out
from your chest while you check your boot.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
It's a lot of that. There's a lot of kicks.
There's a lot of twirls. There's a lot of that.
And if I had to describe what Casey was doing,
Casey was giving me.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I'm a bridesmaid. I'm in a bridal party, right, I'm
not the maid of honor. I'm like the third chosen bridesmaid. Okay,
I'm here, but by the skin of my teeth. And
we're all kind. I know everybody, we're friends, but I'm
not super friends. And we have decided to go to
a gay bar for the bachelorette party.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
All right, because because and and now that I'm in
this gay bar and I'm sure there are no straight
men here, I'm ready to let loose. I've also had
an edible and three shots to tequila. So I'm loose.
I'm loose in this bitch. And so when they tell
me to go, So when it's time to dance, there

(50:20):
are many gay men dancing together, looking hot. Gay men
go to the fucking gym.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
And they're they're they're looking hot, and they're dancing, they're
doing their things. They're getting down, and I am like
determined to There's a circle and people are getting in
the circle and dancing. I'm like, it's my turn. I'm
in the circle. I'm the third the bridesmaid, and and

(50:46):
I'm lit. I'm lit as fuck.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
And I'm about to do my routine from a talent
show I was in the eighth grade.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I guess I still remember it. I still remember the
the bed and I'm about to do it. There's gonna
be a lot of kicks, y'all need to back up. Okay,
There's gonna be a lot of kicks here, alright, i'm'na
be pumping it here, okay, And that's what Casey was
giving me. Afterwards, someone tell gives her like audition, genuous compliment,

(51:20):
and she takes it as a real They eve the
trophy cause they said she she transformed.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I don't sure, sure, baby, sure Pete.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
The next morning and they are doing some boxing with
the name with a man named Sergio.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Uh. Jay called him a Latin snake.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Jay is also interested in this one too, Jay, what's
the last time you a fucked?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Was it the last time you did some fucking? What's going on?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
They do some sparring with the dummy with the like
the with the with the beat him up dummies, and
then they do some sparring with the boxer.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Jay says that Sergio keeps going come closer, come closer.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
That's not what I saw, Jay, I think your little horny,
that's not what I think. He was like, let's engage
with the boxing, and you heard come into my boudoir.
That's not what it was going on. Jay does get
a hit off of Sergio and was like, oh am,
I supposed to do that, and they're like, yeah, of course,
and Jay's favorite part is when Sergio punched.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Him in the butt at the end. Sergio, what was that?
What was that? Come on, man, I'm sure they're paying
you be professional. The person, like a lot of them
were having a good time. Tanisha wants to know where
Sergio's head equipment was. His head's like helmet and stuff,
because he was wearing it. But for some reason he

(52:41):
wasn't wearing with Tania. And He's like, you're not gonna
hit me, and he was right, she wasn't. Shar Jackson
was gonna hit him. Though shar Jackson earlier she said
she liked to fight, and I was like, I'm trying
to think of sometimes I saw sir like like where
are the black famous rumors about shar Jackson fighting people?
I don't remember any well, I guess she do. Like
the fight. She was. She was on him. She was

(53:02):
on him like white on rice. She was. It was
on like popcorn, it was on. I was like, sure,
what's going on here? So that night while they're eating,
Nicole is like, where's the pot?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Because I got a fucking spoon And apparently Bobby Brown
ate two bags of chips on a weight loss show,
and yeah, I want to be mad, but I'm Bob
probably eating a lot of shit. That's the is that
that's not the worst thing Bobby Brown could have done
on this show. But okay, Bobby Brown eats two bags

(53:40):
of chips. Jay is upset about this, and he I
guess he talked to Nicole about it. The coll at
dinner is like, I want, let's talk about how Jay's
upset that you ate those chips, Bobby. I was annoyed
by the whole conversation for a number of reasons. I
feel like everybody, well, first of all, Bobby to fuck
are eating those fucking chips, Like, I know you're not

(54:03):
following the diet at home.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Cool cool, cool, cool cool, because I don't know if
I would be following the guy at home, I think
I'd be eating all kinds of shit. I handle business
eating guys. I went to lunch, I mean to breakfast
with my husband because right now his schedule I can
do that. Uh.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
We went to breakfast to our little diner that we'd
like to go to that we're not allowed to bring
the children to.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
This is our place. We come here, together, we escape
here together. We go to waffles together. We did, Like
I am.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Never allowed to just be out with one of my
other kids and be like, do you want to have
some waffles?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
No, no, no, no, this is our spot, all right? So
we go.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
They have special It's a cookie batter fucking a waffle,
all right, the cookie butter waffle, waffle cookie butter in it.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
I was like, yeah, give me that. Mister Kurt's got
the same thing he always get.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
He gets fried a half of a fried chicken order
and he gets a half of a waffle with strawberry
butter and spicy and spicy, uh like syrup.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Right, I got. I got my cookie butter waffle.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I got some eggs, scrabbled with cheese, I got some
home fries, I got some sausage links.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Everything that hit my table was fucking delicious. Even the fucking.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Eggs were made beautifully, beautifully, so delicious.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Now thinking about it, I been just very angry. I'm
not sure, but I couldn't finish my fucking food. I like,
at half of the fucking waffle. The waffle was heaven, heaven.
When I could only eat half of the waffle, I
started to tear up.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
When I realized I was not gonna beat. I never
finished my home fries. I didn't even get to the
to the sausage.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
I just did not have and people were and people
I took a picture and put it on Instagram when
people were even my kids were like, well I would
have just keep eating it. No, like I had no
more room, Like like I still had to work that day.
I don't. I had meetings. I can't throw up in
the meetings because I'm too busy because I'm stuffed full
of a cookie butter fucking waffle. No one's gonna feel

(56:09):
sorry for me. They're gonna be like this, bitch, no
one's gonna feel sorry.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
People feel sorry for you when you're throwing up because
you because you have morning sickness.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
They're feel sorry for you. When you're throwing up because
you got a stomach flu. Nobody feels sorry for you
when you're throwing up because you stuffed food so far
down you're fucking esophagus, even though your body said we
are full, and you were like hold my beer and
stuff down your esophagus that you're now vomiting cookie butter
and waffle all day, No one feels sorry for you.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Everyone's like, that's ow you bitch. So I still think
I might go back and get.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
You know what, tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
It's another fucking day. I couldn't get it then, and
people were like, you should turn it home. It wasn't
gonna taste right. It wasn't gonna fucking taste right.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
If I'm right at home, I just wasn't when we're
talking about that. Oh yeah, but I understand Bobby want
them fucking chips. I get it. I get it. And
I think Bobby is at home. I think he eating
cookie but butter waffles. I'm pretty sure he is, with
that goods butter spread on there. And here's a tip.
I don't like to use syrup on waffles.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I like to put I like to spread the butter
then put a bunch of powdered sugar on top of it.
And it makes almost, uh a buttery, sugary paste on
top of your waffle. You don't need all that syrup. Okay,
it's strippy, it's it's all over your clothes.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
It's just it is what it is. Do the powdered
sugar in the in the butter anyway, Yeah, that's Bobby
probably doing that right now. Okay, But I am annoyed
with him to get on the show on the camera,
eat it eats some chips. Okay, fine, annoyed. I'm also
annoyed with j with Jay because I don't understand why

(57:51):
you're talking to Nicol about You're talking to everybody about
this except for Bobby. And is it? Is Bobby a
wild animal? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
You can't say though, cause there's a undertones when you
said to Bobby, when I said to Bobby, there's.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
No racial undertone undertones. Bobby Brown is a wild animal?
Could could he like? Could he make you laugh and
do and moon walk? Yeah? Could he? Could he also
like pull out a knife? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Bobby Brown is an unknown element. Okay, anything can fucking happened.
He might not do shit, He might be passed out.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
We don't know. Okay, So I too don't want to
approach him. But if I'm not gonna approach Bobby, I'm
gonnaprosach nobody about it. And the Cole I was annoyed
with her because I was like, why are you starting shit?
What you being messy for? Bitch? What you being messy for?
It ends up with Nicole and Bobby being like, you know, Jay,
you ever thought about money of your own fucking business stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
They say it in a different way, they say something
like it might just be better for you to focus
on yourself. But it was really like, have you ever
thought about getting in your own business and staying there?
And they're like, it would be helpful to you. Bobby
was like it'd be helpful to everybody.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
And Jay's like, how did that get turned around to me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Got turned around to you because you talking to Nicole
three glasses of shard named the cole Edgart. Okay, you're
talking to Bobby Brown. I don't know what I ate
this week? Bobby, I don't know what I ate this week?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Brown?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
And these two are aligned, and Nicle especially don't want
you asking her what she ate, okay, And so they're
thinking to themselves, mind your business.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
And why find all this drama that happens with Jay
and and the team. Charre's not really a part of it.
Y'all know us that Shary's noted in this. Not like this, hm.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Okay, So let's get to the way in k Fed
met his goal. He's feeling great. K Fed is representative
of a lot of men that gained a lot of
weight being sedentary and and all they gotta do is
wiggler her left toe and they start losing weight. Tanisha

(01:00:08):
lost one pound. We have three episodes to go, and
she still has twenty three pounds as to go. She
said she doesn't have anything to say. She she says
she exercised, but she had some drinks at the club.
They were like, oh. She says, she's young in turnt Okay.
She she gotta live her life. They asked, they're so
annoy with her. They ask her how much weight she

(01:00:30):
she's gonna lose next week?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
She said about five pounds. And I'm like, Tanisa, why
did you even say that? You should have told them
at half a pound that you should have told them.
But we'll see. Sean Jackson hits her goal with three pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
She says that she's been going through so much drama lately,
but she has just remembered that she is flying and
I was like, okay, okay, and she's feeling good about herself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Fine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Sebastian Black lost one pound and missus goal by three pounds.
He's got seventeen pounds left in the to lose and
in the rest of the three weeks he says he
has late night cravings. He wants food late at night.
They tell him when he has late night cravings to
have sex. If I was missus back, I'd be so

(01:01:16):
fucking annoyed with them. I'd be like, you told him
to wake me to fuck up because he want to
need some cookies. You told him to put away chips,
Aholey and come get my cookies. I have to be
up at the morning. I love that song cater to You.
I love the vocals on cater to You from Destiny Child.
I don't like the lyrics. I'd be singing it. I'd

(01:01:38):
be like, I don't mean a shit. I don't mean shit.
I'm singing right now. Don't you ever tap me on
my shoulder and wave me up in middle than not
to have sex with you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Don't you ever? If I'm asleep, leave me alone unless
the house is on fire and you need to get
me out. If I'm asleep, it can wait till I'm awake.
Do not wake me up. I don't and certainly don't
wake me up tapping me on my shoulder with your dick.
Don't you ever. Don't you ever?

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
But they said that's gonna help Sebastian. Okay, Bobby Brown
has lost no weight, zero weight. They think he's wasting
everybody's time. He says he's just gotta work harder. Harvey
says he was giving Bobby Brown a ten am wake
up call. First of all, a ten am wake up
call is wild. I do understand that they exist. I
do understand why someone who is especially someone who's been

(01:02:30):
in the night life since he was fucking twelve years old, uh,
stays up late at night and would need a ten
am wake up call. I do understand that, But that's
a mat I'm trying to imagine a world in which
is ten am. I'm not away and out and doing
things I can't past ten am.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
But Harvey said he called all three numbers, three phone numbers.
He said, kokabybe no, no, no. The close he got was
his daughter, and he can hear Bobby in the background.
You probably heard Bobby going, do I'm not here?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
He probably a rustle of chip backs. Which daughter was it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Bobby Christina with a La Princia? Oh alright, pe Bobby Christina. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
They decide that for every pound he doesn't lose, he
will need to give a thousand dollars to the charity
of their choice. Baby, he has twenty pounds ago in
three after three weeks. All right, baby, you think Bobby
Brown got money like that? Y'all think that. I think
Bobby Brown. You know, a lot of seleveries live live
paycheck to Patrick, But I think Bobby Brown really lives

(01:03:56):
paycheck to Patrick. I think the moment he got his
first check, I'm sure they paid him an initial check
for this and then they paid him again in the end.
The moment he got his check, that ship was going
and the next check was going. Already it's spent for
even get there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I don't think Bobby Brown has a thousand dollars per
pound to to give. Well, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Casey lost four pounds and beat her goal by one pounds.
She seems very relieved, but she wish she had lost
more weight.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Overall. Harvey is giving her calls a new workout plan
called edgard has gained three pounds this week. Me and
her were like what. Me and her were like, huh,
I'm like, fucking yet we need to rewigh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Like obviously, that little pedestal they stand on is not
a weight that obviously they weigh them in the back
and then they and then they use that display make
it seem like they're they're they're weighing them, but uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Three fock of pals. She says, these numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Aren't good, and they and she knows they aren't happy
with it, but she's happy with herself. She says she
was sick with stomach cramps. They tell her to push
through the excuses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
I don't know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Nicole is the only one mm maybe sharp were the
only people that didn't that were not like overweight by definition,
you know, and not that I listen, that definition is
very flawed. But still they're they're overweight. They're they're the
two that were not. And like the Cole just didn't
have a lot of weight to loose.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
She's tiny and as a short, tiny woman, she needs
to tell you that a few times a day. Small
women looked. Uh, she needs to tell you that a
few times a day. And I she she just didn't
need to lose that much, but she did. She gained

(01:05:55):
three pounds. That's so interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
She won't she she's like, she wants to go for
three pounds the next week, and they let that be
her goal. Jay, this week, lost seven pounds again. I
just feel like this is a a man thing, really,
just they stop drinking soda for a week and they
just lose it all this weight that is more than
double what he was supposed to lose. They tell him

(01:06:20):
to turn around and give tips to the rest of
the team, and he says that they have to stop complaining.
They need to follow the plan and stop lying to themselves.
He tells Bobby Brown, he's like, Bobby Brown, ate two
bags of chips and he needs to stop and a
boat and if people need to stop drinking wine, he
didn't name chechnical Bobby Brown c calls him a snitch
ass bitch and tells him to kick his black and

(01:06:42):
kiss his black ass under if his breath. Yeah, that's
not like Bobby. I guess i'd be if he called
me out. If he'd been like, yeah, everyone, here are
some tips. Here are some generic tips. Let's not drink wine,
let's not eat cookies, and princess, don't eat any chips,
I would have been like, why, why, why gotta be you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Why? What about everybody else? What's going on? And and
truth was he giving tips to everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah? But the cold gained weight and Bobby didn't lose
any so I'm sure that they like even if he
wasn't trying to talk to them, he was talking to them.
The cole says, he's it's one, sure, he's loving the
program and it's easy for him, but doesn't mean it's
easy for everyone else. And the parent's like, well, he
didn't say it was easy. They say that they talk

(01:07:30):
to Jay all the time and he's mostly concerned about
the others, and he's like really working the program, all right,
So it's not a time to do some girl math.
I hate girl math. I hate that term girl maths.
Girls don't do math, but I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I I do understand it supposed to be tongue in cheek,
but like girls do math, girls do regular math, you know,
real math. Time to do some girl maths? Some shit
that don't make no fucking sense.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
So the blue team is in the lead by point
seven fit fast made up points. Okay, so the blue
team is winning at this point, the red team has
been kicking a lot of asses.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
The blue team is winning. Wait yeah, the individual race.
J is in the lead by point seven made up
points and k FED is right behind him. Remember k
FED was in the lead for like two weeks. And
you know how I know they just making up numbers,

(01:08:30):
because how is the group the group? The two teams
apart by point seven made up points, and the top
winners are apart by point seven points? How is that?
That's like when you have to make up a phone
number and you just use a bunch of twos and sevens.

(01:08:51):
You know, I just feel like they made this shit
up and they could just do a better job.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Whatever pa that they've a signed to make up the numbers,
do a better job.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Somebody double check this. That's when we leave it. Next week,
it seems like there's gonna be some more fighting. Sure,
I Is Bobby gonna take a swing at Jay cause
Jay's too positive and Jay wants to win and Jay's
losing weight? Is that what's going on? Does Bobby hate
shar Jackson too? Cause she keeps going over there?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Nothing could stab me but myself. I'm too flat, Like,
does he hate her too? I don't know, We'll have
to see. I'm I'm really interested in in how this
ends up here. It's it's I it's just interesting that
like Nicole is kind of like the villain of a
lot of things, and I wouldn't have cast her at

(01:09:42):
the villain at first. I I would have thought the
casting would have wanted her to be like the inspirational.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Person or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
And it's also got me thinking a lot about Lena Dunham. Right,
I've been thinking a lot about her today because it
saw a podcast she was on. She's getting a considered
abound Wait for whatever reason, somebody said she had a condition,
but nobody knows who the condition is. Is a condition fatness?
I mean people sometimes we just gain weight, like what,
It's always gotta be something, you know. But Lenna Dunham

(01:10:13):
has always like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Something about Lena dummm, the way she's always persented. I've
always said that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Lena looks ugly on purpose, Like the way she presents herself,
the way she dresses herself is bad on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
It's almost as if she was trying to like provoke a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Reaction, right, And she'd be like, I, you're just reacting
to my fat body, and I'm like, nah, I don't
know if I'm ranting to your fat body. I'm reacting
to the way you're presenting your fat body, as if
it's like a almost a scare tactic, and I do
fully like, don't get me wrong, some of the shit
she used to wear, and she's the way she used

(01:10:57):
to present herself. If she had been skinny, people have
been she has a unique sense of style, unique and
that's you know, but what is it is it? Is
it fashion or she's just skinny? You know? If Lena
Dunlan had been like underweight and dressing that way, people

(01:11:17):
would have still said she like, it's weird how she dresses,
but they would have also been like fashion, you know, fashion.
But I've always said that Lena presented herself that way
on purpose. This wasn't an accident, just like I remember
arguing in Facebook groups about Ariana Grande, like Ariana Grande again,

(01:11:39):
a petite woman will tell you she's between three to
four times today dressing in sexy baby core is not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
's not like an accident. You sweat a sweat, sweat
pan sweat, Uh what is it? I was gonna say sweatsuits.
I'm talking about the top. I was gonna say, sweat jacket.
What is the name? Sweatshirts? Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
With little shorts underneath it, so it looks like you're
not wearing anything and sucking a lollipop and using your
black Giana voice. Babe, that's not an accident. That's not
an accident. We're not like, let's stop pretending like Ariana
Grande is like a fourteen year old going to the

(01:12:30):
mall trying to figure out her style.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
She was a grown woman and she had a machine
behind her. And when she was doing that bit, she sexy, baby,
that's what she was. What she was doing, that's what
she was doing. And Lena was doing like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I don't know, arch chick, I'm gonna I'm gonna make
you think using my fat roles. That's she That's how
she used to dress. That there's no there's no other
way to describe it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
And so she's always been her body's always been been
like a topic of conversation, and she's always gone against
the grain and what celebrities do with their bodies. Now
she's resurfaced. We haven't seen her in a while, and
she's a lot bigger than she used to be, to

(01:13:25):
the point that I don't know that, and she her
hair is longer and darker. The dark hair looks good
on her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
In my opinion, I don't know that she'd be recognized right,
unless you had a reason to. I don't think you
recognized Lanadam if you want past her in the street.
But that's so different than how how quote unquote fat
celebrities go. Like, fat celebrities show up after you haven't

(01:13:54):
seen them in a while, much smaller, and they don't
want to talk about it, right, They don't want to
talk about it except for their exclusive in Touch magazine
where they tell you that they ate you know, brown
and rice and vegetables, right, Chloe Kardashian style, right, Like
she just shows up looking completely different and it's just
like it was brown, rice and vegetables, you know. And

(01:14:20):
other than that, you're not allowed to talk about it.
But they are considerably smaller, and it's obviously a combination
of you know, weight loss, drugs, surgery, other things.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Right, that's the people slim like significantly lose a lot
of weight, right in a short amount of time that
you haven't seen them. Celebrities do this all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
It's rare that you don't see a celebrity for a
long time and they come back and they're much bigger.
Their bodies are much bigger than the last time you
saw them. And I was talking about this today. This
is a celebrity show. Always shows back up smaller, a
former celebrity shows up bigger, and it's obviously reasons of

(01:15:07):
access and money and things like that, right, But I
was just thinking a lot about that about how listen,
this is a VH one reality TV show. The type
of people that come on here are going to be
has been I'm sorry, that's just I don't like saying
it that way because I believe everybody is somebody, but

(01:15:28):
like that's what it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Uh, And.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
So we expect them to be bigger than the last
time we saw them because they've lost their shine anyway,
we associate that with them. If a celebrity disappears and
comes back smaller, then and I'm I mean like super
super smaller, like like like I don't say unhealthy, but again,

(01:15:55):
we don't know the health of anybody, so then we
think it's drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Right. But if they've lost just enough weight to r
keep them within that small band of physical desirability, right,
then that's cool. Right. I don't know, I've just thinking
a lot about her, uh lately, and how this is
not how cele like is? Does that mean that Lena

(01:16:20):
Dunn Dunham is not a celebrity anymore. Is that what
that means? She sure she's starting her stuff, but she
was mostly a writer and writer you don't always see
writers and things like that. So I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
She's never followed the the trajectory of Hollywood as it is.
Uh So, I it's I I've been doing a lot
of thinking about I've been doing a lot of thinking, Like,
do you remember when like uh Adele popped up skinny
her Oprah does it, has done it four or five
times in her career. Of Ariana Grande's body has changed

(01:17:00):
quite a bit, and she absolutely wants us to think
that she is like doing all that healthy stuff. And
I'm like, oh, yeah, I saw this show already. It
was Lindsay Lohan telling us she's just growing up. She's
eating right, she's taking care of her.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
So that's not what was going on, but okay, it
it would be a plot twist if that's what was
actually going on. But like it's current celebrities always show
up smaller and former celebrities always show up bigger. So
I've been thinking a lot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
You guys, tell me if that's like if there are
other examples that are opposite of that that current celebrity
is showing up bigger and former celebrities showing up smaller
and not smaller in a.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Drugs way, We'll have to see. That's it. I'm done talking. Woof.
Sorry this one's late, but I do not control the weather,
although if I did, I'd be unstuffable. I will see
you guys on the bonus episode this week. We were
gonna talk about big freedom, me and Liz and yeah
to Bandon Panara Tantanagarian