The Crucible

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, weigh-ins, body checks, childhood sexual assault

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 8

This week, Princess talks about Tanisha getting left behind and Nicole being drunk as a skunk.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, Before we get started, this episode contains a
lot of talk about fatness, fat phobia, weigh ins, body checks,
eating disorders, that sort of thing. There's also a brief
mention of childhood sexual abuse, and if any of those
things would make this a hard listen for you, I
suggest you turn the shit off and you know I'll see.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
You in the next one later.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hey, guys, Princess here and welcome to another episode about
the pmpkin original flavor Oji Edition.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Guys, guys, guys.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Last week, I was off because it was my birthday
weekend and I do not work on my birthday. You know,
that's only been about like ten years that I don't
work on my birthday. I used to when I was younger.
I used to work all the time. I used to
work every holiday.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I get.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I didn't care about working on my birthday. I didn't
care about doing anything on my birthday. I didn't care
for people to know it was my birthday. And I
just got to the point where I was like, you know,
so when I talk about I've used this analogy before.
I used to be a cactus. I used to sell
myself as a cactus. I used to tell people I
was a cactus. I used to sell myself as this

(01:14):
this low maintenance plant that you could just tay home
and you could do whatever with you could.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like I didn't need anything.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I don't need any water, I don't need any love,
I don't need need sunlight, I mean anything. You if
you just take me home, I'll be okay. Like you
just put me in the corner and just don't even
worry about me. I have no needs, no needs whatsoever.
It wasn't as like straightforward as that, but that's how
I build myself. I was the low maintenance everything. I
was a low maintenance daughter, the low maintenance friend and lover,

(01:43):
and the low maintenance employee. I was low maintenance everything.
And the truth is, as a person, I am pretty
low maintenance, right, I do my own thing. But the
problem I had I used to sell myself as low maintenance,
and then people would do no maintenance. They wouldn't do

(02:04):
anything for me, and I just stopped wanting that, or
I never wanted it, I stopped accepting it. It just was
like something I used to I was just used to it.
I was a little maintenance kid. I was always one
you didn't really have to worry about I took care
of myself, which developed into toxic independence. You might say,

(02:27):
what the fuck is toxic independence. It's the fact that
I desperately need to do everything myself. Sometimes I really
need to think about why I want to do something
by myself when I Lately, when I'm going to five below,
they've been like using the self checkout scanner.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
For me, and I'm like, I get so angry about that.
I know why they're doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
They're doing it because they're because their surveys are down
because you know, there's a little survey at the beginning,
and so they do it so they can click on
the survey that that it was great, great, great, Yes,
they greeted me, all that stuff they do that.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't care about that. I mean, do what you
gotta do. Keep a job in this economy, keep a job.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
But I hate when people take things out of my hands.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I got this, and if I don't got it, I'll
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
But that comes from a lifetime of like just like, seriously, no,
my parents were winging it. Nobody, nobody was in charge,
and I was like, I guess it's.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Gotta be me.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
And I hate being in charge. As a rule, I
hate being in charge, but I tend to end up
in charge because.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm fucked up anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I used to sell myself as a cactus. I used
to be low maintenance. I used to not want things
because by not wanting things.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Then I didn't have to be disappointed when I didn't
get things right.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
So, and about ten years ago, I one of the
you know, I've been healing for a long time, but
one of the things I stopped doing was working on
my birthday. I take a pause on my birthday. I
rest on my birthday. I do stuff that I don't
have time to do just for me. I don't spend
my birthday with anybody because as a mostly introvert, I

(04:10):
get a lot of clarity by myself. That being alone
clears my fucking head and I get my best ideas
when I'm alone, And so I take the day to
spend by myself. I don't do any work, any labor,
and like, okay, so let's just keep it real. I'm
a parent, so I'm doing labor all the time. You

(04:33):
guys know, I've talked about this so many times. I
hate when people call parenting a job. It's not a
fucking job. A job is labor wrapped up in a
neat little package with benefits and pay, and it starts
at one time, it ends another time, and that's not it.
I think parenting is a role that includes labor, but
a lot of things include labor. I do labor for
myself all the time. I do labor for my parents.

(04:55):
I do labor for my husband all the time. I
walk my dog. That's labor. That care test is labor.
But I would never say walk in the ducks it's
a part time job. I would never say that, because
that's crazy. It's a care test I do for a

(05:15):
member of my family, and so I as a parent,
there are a few days that I don't do any
labor whatsoever. But as a person, there are a few
days that I don't do any labor. On My birthday
was last Monday, and my husband started a new job
right and so I had to take the kids into camp.

(05:36):
I had therapy that day and then I needed Then
I just hung out and just did my own thing.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I read a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I was peaceful in my dark room. I didn't speak
to anybody. I turned my phone off. Well to this year,
I didn't turn my phone off. I just didn't answer
it because I put it in in focus mode so
that only certain phone calls will get through. Because my
kids where I camp, or if they died at camp.
I need to know this. Even though it's my birthday.
I can't just be like, oh, it's my birthday. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I didn't care about that.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
And then I went, you know, mister Curtis's new job.
The hours are shitty. It's a great job. It's a
great job. The hours are shitty for our family. So
I had to do pick up as well. And then
mister Curtis came home and cooked dinner, and then you
know I and I when he came home, I went

(06:30):
back to being alone in my room.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
And just enjoying my time alone. I adore it.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
But I had a pretty good birthday, and I'm proud
of myself that almost a decade ago, I realized that
my birthday should be a holiday, even just to me.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Even if I just go to movies by myself, even
if I just.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Sleep all day, it is a day that I get
to do however I want to. Because I survived another
year on this filthy, fucking rockby callor ear So that's
why you guys did in an episode last year last week,
but you did get a rerun from the Patreon Gary's
which I did, the Gary Coleman, the Gary Coleman documentary.

(07:14):
I listened to it again before I posted it. I
did a lot of laughing about kidneys.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I found out a lot about kidneys in that documentary.
So I hope you guys enjoyed it. And if you
do like content like that, you should consider joining the
Patreon is it patreon dot com backslash by Pumpkin. I
do a lot of documentaries over there.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I do a lot of sponsored episodes over there. Those
are episodes people ask me to do I do. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I have fun well else that what I've done over there,
I don't know. I think that I'm gonna I'm gonna
do another documentary this week. We'll have to see what
I what I figure out, But consider joining there if
you don't want to join on Patreon, because I can
understand some people have like big problems with Patreon.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Apple Subscriptions has bonus episodes that you can also subscribe
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Speaker 2 (08:08):
Same price. It's five bucks a month. Five bucks a
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Speaker 1 (08:13):
About a buck and a quarter per episode, and they
are worth well more than a buck and a quarter,
So think about joining. I understand that any extra money
you have in this economy is precious to you. So
for those who do join, I really do appreciate it.
I understand that you trusting your five dollars with me

(08:35):
a month is a big deal, and.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, guys, we are rounding out the pack of Celebrity
Fit Club. This is season seven, Episode eight. Episode nine
is the last episode, and then what we'll do is
We'll do a few palate cleansers, I'll do some bonus episodes,
and then we'll move on to the next season. I'm
not sure the next season the Bipumpin is gonna be.
I had really thought about doing the Rachel Zoe project.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I really thought about doing the Osborne's Ozzy Osbourne just died.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Not don't get me sorry talking about Ozzie Osborne, but
I thought about doing that. The Osbourne's. The first season
was like pivotal to reality TV, and it was instrumental
to me as well, Like like I like to rewind
and look at reality shows that were that had a

(09:27):
good impact on pop culture overall, but also personally as well.
And The Osborne's was one of those shows. I mean it,
it really kicked off the family reality show. And now
I mean a family gets a reality show, you know,
every ten seconds. We wouldn't have the Kardashians without the
ass without the Osborns, right so, and the Kardashians, love

(09:54):
them or hate them, they the the effect they've had
on pop culture as a whole over the time that
that show has been on the air has been huge.
I think it's waning when people say this every year.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh, they're gonna go whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
But I do think that you cannot talk about the
Kardashians and and the way they infected pop culture without
talking about The Osbourne's as that first celebrity family show.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
You know. So I'm thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm thinking about doing Sometimes I don't necessarily do a
season of a show. I do a collection of episodes
of a show, Like when I did My Six hundred
Pound Life. I was thinking about that. You know, I
just had somebody, I just have some thoughts and I
just gotta figure out what I'm gonna do next. And
as soon as I know, you'll know. But today's episode

(10:49):
is called the Crucible, named after something the Marines do
when they don't have nothing else to do. That's not true,
well it's I guess it's part of their graduation, right.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
The people.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
They have a similar thing in the army and YadA, YadA, YadA.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Uh. I read.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
A book called I Think It's Uncultured, and it's about
a girl that grew up in the Children of God cult.
You might see her on TikTok. She knits and talks
about cults.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I and she left that cult to get into the
US Army, which is.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Plenty cultish is a big ass gang and lots of gangs.
Can can could have like a Venn diagram with cults,
you know where they overlap and stuff. And I just
thought the whole thing was really interesting. I gonna I'm
gonna tell you right now. The reason I'm thinking about
her is because she talks about doing a similar thing

(11:58):
an officer, not officer school, but like in her training
to be an officer in the army, and somebody actually
fucking died and uh yeah, anyway, it was very good.
But the book I listen, I have heard the of
a cult called the Children of the God I of

(12:19):
the Children of God. I did not know what the
fuck that shit was. I thought, like, I didn't know
the details. And it's a sex cult, guys, and which
people have sex with the with other adults and children, and.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
And it blew my mind. I just didn't know that.
I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I didn't know that, but it blew my mind because
so often the sexual abuse is a symptom of the
course of control of a cult, right, And people who
want to sexually abuse people are drawn to cults where
you can have control over.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Others, Right.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
They're drawn to those places because it's much easier to
do those things when there's course of control over the
entire group.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Right. So when you read those tales.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Like when I was reading all those those Fundamental Lists
Mormon books, there's lots of sexual abuse in them, happening
to adults and to children. And yeah, yeah, there was
almost always that in there. But I don't know how,

(13:40):
like the Children of God, that cult, the sexual abuse
is not a symptom of the cult. It is a
feature of the cult. Like, it's not the underbelly of
the cult, it is the cult. So I don't like so,
like I said, so, like I was talking about, like,

(14:01):
I've read so many books about different course of religions.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Cults, groups, that's the sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
And sometimes I can see how people end up, Like
I can see how people get into scientology, you know
what I mean, especially if it's the seventies and you
don't you can't just google what's the fucking scientologist? And like,
somebody's got pamphlets on how to be how to win
friends and influence others, and you take a pamphlet and
you enjoy it, and they're like, oh, there's a free seminar,

(14:27):
and are you.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Having trouble making friend?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Like, I can see how somebody can end up there, okay,
And then the next thing, you know, Shelley, Misscavige is missing.
I do understand, and people are being murdered at the
I do understand how you get there how just like snowballs,
and suddenly you're being told that about the aliens, you know,

(14:50):
and you're like, oh, wait, I just wanted a course
on how to type faster and I didn't know I
was doing all this, okay. I I don't know how
you get through day one in the Children of God
without seeing what it is and seeing what everyone's there

(15:14):
for and I don't know how you stay.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't have a
lot of empathy there. I mean obviously the people born
into the cult, but I don't have a lot of
empathy for people they got off the street. Anyway, I'm
definitely gonna.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Have to put a content word on this one. I
in that book, she talks about going on a crucible
like thing and someone actually dies and yeah, yeah, like
people do die those things, and so like when they're
like so, so, the episode starts off with there they got,

(15:58):
Senior writis they're coming on that and they're like it's
almost over.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
They're all happy.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
They're a later like whoof we are so close, you
know what I mean? And they hop out the bus
and Harvey is there, like.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Guess what we're doing?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Crucible And that is when the Marines decide that they
don't want to eat and they don't get to sleep,
and they got to march forty miles and people die
sometimes and they're like, oh shit, you know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's they're basing this one on an enemy retreat. And
what Harvey says is that the Marines when the enemy
retreat when when they take over Inny territory, they use
all the things in inventory.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Like all the supplies they find.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
So in this they've got a big mission they're going
to First they gotta find the food. Okay, it's buried.
They need metal detectors. They find the food. Then they
need to find the tinting supplies. Okay, they gotta find that.
Then they gotta find a comm's device and communication device
call Harvey, and Harvey's gonna tell them the coordinates of

(17:06):
the camp site. And then they gotta get to the
campsite in step camp. And that's how you whichever team
does at verse wins. Oh, and they gotta spend a
night at that campsite.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
When he's talking.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
About this, and I'm like, imagine Willingly signing up for this.
Imagine imagine you somehow got on The Bag Girls Club
second season, Right, all right, you auditioned.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Somebody came to the club with applications. That's how people
was getting That's how they was getting on Flavor of
Love and Rocket Love. They will be at the club
outside the club talk about you want to apply for this,
Like somebody came to the club and was like, you
wanna be on Bag Girls Club? And so you make
a little tape and it's exaggerated. Obviously, you're like, IY,
slap bitches for fun?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
You know, you know what you do so you can
get on the show.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
You go through the pite test, which is probably just
a multiple choice ten question. Do you are you gonna
kill anybody here? Do you hear voices? Do the voices
tell you to kill people? You know that sort of stuff.
You get on there, you get into a bunch of fights,
they do nasty stuff to your juice, and then one
night you just set pop culture on fire by banging

(18:16):
on a fucking pan screaming, I ain't getting no sleep
because of y'all. Y'all ain't gonna get no sleep because
of me. And that changed your whole trajectory in life.
And now you're on a a TV show running up
and down hills.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
For a check. I can't imagine it. I can't imagine it.
I absolutely believe I would just go get a fucking job.
I absolutely believe that.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I would just get a job at Heart Ease, at
an insurance company.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I would just go get a job. That's what I
would do.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Absolutely absolutely I can't come on TV and humiliate myself
over and over again.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I just can't.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
And this motherfucker is yelling about sleep deprivation and dehydration,
and I just I just sir, we're not at war.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
We're not at war.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
And I've done this at my at my actual fucking job,
where I've just been like they'd be like, well, if
there's an emergency, there aren't any emergencies. Baby, we working
in our office, there aren't any emergencies. Like, maybe there's
an emergency, but it would have to be like the
cops are here emergency, not.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't know, there are no PowerPoint emergencies. And so
I just I just can't imagine. I just can't imagine.
We're not at war, Guys, I can't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I mean, we are, like we're war right now. But
I'm talking about at my office. Mister Curtis's new job
is an office job. I'm gonna talk about this at
Princess Diaries, guys. On the Patreon, there is a ten
dollars a month here where I talk about my actual life.
It spans from I used to start every episode talking
about what's going on in my in my life.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I used to be.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
You could be anywhere from ten to fucking thirty minutes
and me just talked about my life. And people really
like that, and I as an effort to.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Get on with it. Sometimes I talk enough about myself.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I moved the Princess Diaries here and I made it
a little bit more because just to try to have
a little privacy. Try, you know, I'm talking about my
family and my kids and my husband and stuff. So
I am gonna talk more and death about this, about
this new job mister Curtis has. But I'm gonna tell
you right now it's corporate. And mister Curtis don't get it.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
He was like, I was in five teams meetings today.
When am I gonna do some work?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Never, your work is the team's meetings. He was like,
there are three birthdays next week. We're going to three
different birthday lunches. Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
They'll do anything to leave the office, anything, anything.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
And he came home the first day and he was like,
now I'd drop a sweat on me.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I did nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I signed in front of him, I talked to ID,
I went to meetings.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
There was some paperwork. I did something with a printer.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I was like uh huh yeah, and he's like, I'm exhausted.
I was like, yeah, He's like, but not physically. I
was like exactly. You know how I would come home
from work and you'd be like, what about this, And
I'd be like, don't fucking ask me a motherfucking question.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I wasn't physically tired. I wasn't mentally tired. He he
don't get it. He don't get it.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
The first time someone tells him there's an emergency but
a PowerPoint, I his head's gonna pop right the fuck off. Anyway,
we're not a war Harvey. But fine, So this is
what they're doing today. The Red team like finds the
food pretty quickly once you like, you get there, you
use the metal detector they've got I don't know. They

(21:46):
put like folding chairs in moult or something I don't
I don't know, and and you gotta use the metal
detector to find it, uh, to find the trunks of food.
The Blue team is getting frustrated because they can't find
the food. Okay, And you know, the two biggest personalities,
Sebastian Tunisia are like going at it and they're upset,

(22:08):
and you know, Casey's like.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Well, you gotta this isn't gonna help.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
And she's right, like, when you are in that space,
you gotta slow down because you are frustrated and you're
trying to go fast, and you going fast, what's keeping
you from being able.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
To do that? You're in a bad headspace. But they
don't want to hear that to me.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
She's like, leave me a fuck alone. Once they find
the food, you gotta go to a tree that has
a bunch of keys hanging from it in strings and use.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Those keys to open up the trunks. Fine, they do that.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
The Red team one of their trunks is empty, so
that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Uh, But they're at this point, the Red and the
Blue team are in similar spaces, even though the Red
team found food first. So the next place is to
go get the tent, and the ship's all in the tree.
It's tints and pillows in the trees. So they gotta
get up in the tree and get the shit down.

(23:12):
And you know, fortunately for the Blue team, Sebastian Bach
is tall, so they get that. And the next thing
is the next place they need to go to get
the communication device is up a big gass heel. Kevin
Feederline has an idea, so you know it's the problem.
Kevin Federline has an idea and he's is that like, Hey,

(23:34):
we got all this shit like these all these MRIs
MRIs MRI's. Sorry, all these MRI's and these tints.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
And pillows and shit.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Let's leave it here and we'll go up the big
ass heel, get the communication device and then go to camp.
They all like that's a good idea, a k fat
because you know we are tied.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
So they all run.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
The hill is steep. They going up that fucking hill.
So they go up to hill like it's stranger things
running up that hill.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
So they go up to hill. They they have to
use the metal detector. Again.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't know how they knew to bring the metal detector.
I think production told them that, right, because when you
go behind the scenes on like the Challenge and even
Traders and stuff like that, like I can see them
starting to run off and they don't have the metal detector,
and the production me like, no, no, bring the.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Metal detector, Like seriously, bring the metal detector.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Although I can also see them being like, nah, I
don't mean to bring the metal detector.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Let's let's see what they flip out when they do,
I don't know. It can go either way.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
But they bring the metal detector and they have to
use that to look and dig all in the ground
and find the communication device. So they do. It's in again.
They've got stuff buried over there, but they find it.
It's in a metal container and it's got a I
don't know, a very ugly cell phone in that bitch.

(25:00):
So they call Harvey and Harvey tells them where the.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Base caps should be. Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's not back down the hill where they left their shit.
It's back down the hill on the other side.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
So they gotta run back to get all that shit
they left, then run back up the hill. Didn't run
down the hill, okay?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
And everyone's like, Kevin has bad ideas, Yeah, babe, Yeah, yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Have you seen how messy his life is. He don't
have good ideas.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
He don't have good ideas.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
My mother in law's actually downstairs and she'll be staying
with us for a couple days. And one of the meanest,
funniest things she's ever said I've ever heard anybody say,
was when she told one of her daughters her daughter
wanted to do something. She was like, you don't have
good ideas, don't I don't. You don't have good ideas.
If you think you have a good idea, you need
to check with somebody else because you do not have

(25:59):
good ideas. And I don't know, I don't know. I
think it's because she said it so earnestly. I think
it's because her daughter was like, so like, I'm gonna
do this X, Y, and Z, and I'm blah blah
blah blah like that, and she said it so earnestly,
like girl, I've known you for twenty something years.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
You don't have no ideas. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was so it was so mean and unnecessary, but yeah,
people just said it to Kevin feederline like Kevin, we've
seen your life. It's you don't have good ideas. Don't
listen to us. Uh, we're not listening to you. So
back at the Red Team, they are having such a
hard time getting stuff up the hills of the communication device.

(26:44):
Bobby is holding them up. Jay is yelling, we can't
move forward without you, Bobby. He tells Bobby, now it's
not the time to break down. Bobby's like, well, what
the hell is the time to break down? And that's
a question exactly, That's the question I told you guys.
My therapist was telling me some story. I think it
was about Cree Summer and how.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
She grew up. She saw an interview where she grew up.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Her father and her mother were like, problems are opportunities
and every time something bad we happened to be like,
now we've got an opportunity, and and and how like
the car break down and they just be like, guess what, kids,
we got an opportunity. And I felt like that would
be the most annoying fucking thing in the world, Like,

(27:26):
we got a problem here and you over here writing
poetry and shit, and now is the time to break down? There,
this is a great time to break down. Okay, there's
nothing else to do. Let's go ahead and break down.
And I feel I felt Bobby was like, well, what
is a good time?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
When is a good time? Right now?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
So the Blue team is getting back. Remember they gotta
go back up the hill and go down the other side.
So they're getting back up the hill and Red still
can't find the phone. Sebastian and Tanisha are arguing, and
when Blue is starting to go down the hill when

(28:08):
Red finds their communicator. Okay, so they do that and
they get the they they get the according to the
base camp. I if this was the challenge, Johny Bananas
really just told them to follow the blue team and
like just kind of follow a little bit and then
run real fast. We need to cause it's the same
base camp, and we run real fast when we get
to the base camp and just pass them up and
like get to the camp. He was like, don't find

(28:30):
the communicator. He would, he would, he would have said
something like that, I promise the fucking guy. So what
Nicole says is once they find the communicator and now
it's just a it's just a.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Foot race to get to the thing. Nicole says, as
bad as it is, all we have to do is
beat Tanisha. She's the weakest link and she's not wrong.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
But if I were them, I'd be like, oh, we
gotta do is beat Bobby. Cause Tanisha starts to run
and what happens she falls going down the hill and
she I mean she jack and jailed that bitch.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Okay, we didn't see it. Well, they gave him theydy
to reenactment with her. I mean, I don't think this
is really hot.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I think this is a reenactment with her pack which
just boom boom boom bops down the hill right.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Her left leg.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
This is not funny. Her left leg can't even move.
Her team don't even look back. They keep going. Now
you know, I'm gonna get into that when we get
to another park, but I just want to let you
know that Tanisha goes down.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Okay, she is down, and her team.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
They're just like, man, we gotta go. They don't even
look bad. They don't even know, they don't even know
she's there.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
That's it's not funny. But I am laughing. So fuck
you don't hurt so Casey.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
As they're getting so as they're doing his last part,
were all that running, Casey like breaks down and starts crying.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
She's just just like she drops herself. He's like, you
need a bad bag.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
She starts crying. Sebastian's like, you can't. You're the team captain.
You gotta just get cooking.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
With this morning, he said to the T show. When
she wrote down it, he.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Said, Tanisha, who when she ran out of so red
team ends up passing Blue team. And what they do
is they drop their stuff off at the base because
Harvey's there, and then they run back to where Bobby
is is. Bobby's way back there, grab his stuff and

(30:54):
they're like run, but we gotta go, Bobby, and Bobby's like, oh,
we're winning. And then I guess he puts it. He
he hits his sport mode and gets going. So they
drag his ass up there and they won. And I
gotta say this, when they won, I was happy for
them because this was stressful.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I was very stressed from this. Okay. I was like, damn, damn,
you gotta run up that hill and Kevin did this,
and now.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Taniche's on the ground and where's you gotta dig through
some mulch.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I don't I don't like none of this.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
But when they when they went, I was like, oh,
thank goodness. And the fact that they ran back there
and got Bobby, I was like, you know what, that's
that's that's that's that's that's something.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
That's something. They could have sat there.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
And be like come on, Bobby, come on Bobby, you know,
and like hurry up, Bobby, But instead they ran over
there and they grabbed the stuff, and I thought I
thought that was kind of you know.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I was like, you know what, that's some teamwork.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
All.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
This is beautiful. This is beautiful. Were looking at right here.
So so.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
They won, alright, the Blue team finally makes it. At
some point they look around.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
They look around for like three of them. There's no Tannisia,
and Harvey goes, where's yell of the person?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
You know, Harvey be yelling too much. But this is
the point where I'd be like, I'm right with them.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
I'm right with them.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I was like, where's the other person, y'all? And they're like, oh,
we don't know. She was right behind us. So Carvey says,
I'm gonna go back and try to see where Tenish is.
Medics are there. There's an ambulance and everything there. I
think it's a productive.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
There's an EMT guy and Harvey three of two EMT guys.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I don't think that was production. And three men have
to carry Tannisha into the ambulance. Her left leg, I
think it's her left leg was all folded up to
her folded up underneath.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It was going the wrong way and everything right. She
was not getting on that leg. She was on the ground.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Okay, And so they put her in the ambulance and
she goes up, Harvey goes back and and he arrives
at the at the base, they're all sitting there because
I mean, they're exhausted. The Blue team doesn't even ask
how Tisha is and maybe that's editing, but the coles
the one that goes, well, how's Tanisha.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
And the blue teachers looking like, who is Tanisha? It's
so bad, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Tanisia when she's getting ambulance was like, you know, if
I was physically fit and I made I.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Would have gone back for somebody.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
You know. I think it's fucked up. My team didn't
even look back. And and she's not wrong, okay, because
I think it's fucked up that they were just like
Tanisia who but.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Also Tanisha. I'm just gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep
it real with you, real quick.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Tanisia, you're not a very likable person, and I and
you don't have to be.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is what I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Okay, all right, I'm about to I'm about to get
you know, one of my pet peeves. It's how people
on the internet will be, like, I don't have to
say hello other people. And I don't have to let
people know if I'm not coming. And I don't have
to take anybody to the airport, which is true. I
don't have to share my food with my roommate.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't have to.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
You don't have to do shit, man, you ain't have to.
There's very there's very little you gotta do in this world.
I you know, as far as I'm concerned, all I
gotta do is stay black and die.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
And Michael Jackson didn't stay black, so do I Like.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's all I gotta do. The rest of the shit
is extra. But here's the thing. There's a reason people
do small talk. It's to lubricate social situations. And there's
a reason the people that treat you want to be
likable to the people of the job. Do you need
to be up in the business. Do you need to
be telling them all your business? Do you need to
be do you need to be you know, spilling all

(34:49):
your personal secrets and being all the mess every time
there's a mess that be like, oh, they go, princess,
she in the mess. No, the fuck you don't. But
you do need to seem to be likable. But because
they don't choose who stays and who gets promotions based
on who does the most work. I know it would
seem like that to how they would do it, but

(35:09):
it's not.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
It's not. You also have to be likable.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
They have to want to work with you, and so
much of this world is determined not by.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Who is.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
The best, but who is good enough, and also that
you don't hate to be around them. There are very
few things that are that are scored, like the Olympics,
where it's just a time and you just you either
do or don't.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Most things are subjective.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Now, Tanisha, you have been arguing, well, let's just put
it very clear. I just said that very few things,
very few contests are about who's actually the best. Like
a lot of things have a popularity contest built into them.
And you're not even good at at doing the challenges

(36:03):
and stuff. You're not good enough to be this unlikable baby, and.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
So they don't like you.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
And also you have Okay, Tanisha, this is just me
and you talking. Okay, you have fallen a lot, You
have done fallen to the ground, just laid there, and
I support you in that because you guys know, that's
my coping mechanism, right, that's my coping mechanism.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Crap.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
That just reminds me I didn't talk about guilded age
or and just like that, you know what, I'll talk
about it real quick, real quick.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
All right. Why is laying on the floor remind me
of guilded age, because that's what I would do for
a lot of those situations, those awkward society situations.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Just lay on the ground, all right. Let me start
with gilded age. Guilded age. Damn right, Bertha went to
go get go to England, because that's what Bertha's good for.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Bertha would have been would.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Have had that fucking sister out of there in the
heart be And I personally was like, just kill her,
like it's it's what year is it? It's uh what
here is it? It's before it's I don't know what
ear Gilla the age just said it, but like they
didn't people just die sometimes back then, like just put

(37:18):
something in her soup or something like that.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
They don't even have enough money to have people tasting
soup and shit.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Just kill her, just kill her or put it on
that duke so hard and be like yo, I'm not
doing this again. I know I know I was doing
a lot of freaky things. I wasn't rgin what if
you heard?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
What if you heard? I just know things.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I put it on so fucking hard and be like,
I'm not gonna do that again until you get that
that sister out of here, all right, So I Nancy
stuff I just did to you. Just now, when we
do it again, send her home, send her wherever the
fuck she's going. I know she ain't got no man,
but I don't know. Send her to a nunnery to
figure it out.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's what I would have done.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Oh, I would have just laid on the ground. I
always just fell to the ground the first time. She
was being a bitch, and I just refuse to get up.
But I'm glad Bertha went. Bertha did a great job. Bertha,
Bertha helped her daughter. I'm glad Gladys was happy to
see her. I remember I suggested to Gladys hold a grudge.

(38:16):
I was like, grudd Gladys, just hold a grudge. Just
refuse to even acknowledge her, because now you're a duchess.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Just hold a fucking grudge.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
She didn't listen to me, because she don't never listen
to me. I told her to run away from home.
She didn't do that either, or she did run away
to Billie's house. I told you to run away to
California and do a spin off because you in a
whole different state. But okay, fine, fine, fine, you don't
never listen to me, gladys. But I'm happy that when
I'm Bertha Hive stand up and now she used to
go back and get her man. Okay, that's all she

(38:46):
gotta do now, he being Richie Beardy over here doing
all kinds of crazy shit.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
But I'm sure to work out. Is there a crash coming.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's a crash coming right stock corners about the crash,
isn't it. We'll have to see what happens, you know.
I'm excited see to get poor again.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I'm just I'd love what a birth that got poor again?
What will we see then?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I'm wondering. And the other thing I want to talk
about is Marion. Marion by the history standards, Okay, by
history standards. By the way, TikTok just made me realize that, uh,
Meryl Streep has three fucking daughters. I thought this was

(39:29):
all the same girl. I thought this was all the
same fucking girl. Okay, I didn't know. I had no
idea that was three separate white women. They all look
like copy paste from Meryl Streep. This is how I
find out. Like I famously only thought there were two

(39:50):
Jonah's brothers. I thought there was one Meryl Streep daughter.
There are three of them. Okay, that's who plays Marion.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Listen, Marion. By the time, stand you have been baby,
You've been engaged a lot.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
You've been engaged a lot. You almost a lope by
the standard of the time. You've been around the block
a couple of times. Now you got this sweet puppy Larry, okay,
with his little curl cues and whatnot. He's just a
sweetye pete and he just made three hundred thousand dollars,
all right, partner with somebody else's work, which is how
you get rich usually.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
But I mean, does she know he made that money?
Maybe not, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Maybe it's ghoshould talk about money like that, but I
have to know. I'd be like, what could I see
your bank leisure? Cause I didn't even know if you
could take care of me in the customer I'm mother
in the ways I'm accustomed to.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Okay, but anyway, so.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
She finds out that Larry has gone to some club.
I think it's called the hay Market, the Haymaker or whatever.
It's all's up so we can find the scammer who stole.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Gay guy.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I don't know what his name is gay Guy's money. Personally,
I didn't like the looks to the place because it
looked like a place where you could get drinks and
also watch women box and also sleep with women. And
I'm not working there because I'm not sucking dick and fighting. Okay,

(41:16):
we're not doing both of these things. You can get
one of the two of things from me. I can
either suck dick or I can box in this ring,
but I'm not doing both of them, Okay, Like I'm
not gonna do a Monday shift boxing and then a
Tuesday shift sucking dick. It can't be both, okay. And
I just was like they they need to unionize or something.
But knowing that Richie Beardy show up and kill the

(41:37):
union who knows? So, like, like, guys, Richie Beardy isn't
a good person. Do you know that? Do you do
you realize that he's not a good person. He's a robber, baron.
He's not a good person. And so when people are
like Bertha and so me Bertha is missus robber Beard,
he's not.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
She's not a good person either.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Doesn't mean we can't root for her sometimes, get out
of here. Okay, So, uh, Larry went there and like
maryan found out, Larry brought u old boy from down
the hall, the the poor little rich boy from downstairs there. Okay,
Mary's found out, Larry is gone.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Why do I know Larry's name? But nobody else's like that,
don't y'all find out weird?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I think it's that little curly cue on his head
and I was like, oh, he look a Larry. He
like a Larry before Larry Bold, you know, you know,
bald being all had like beautiful hair, and then it
just went away. That's fr okay anyway, So Larry is
off in Arizona doing Richie Beardy's bidding. Marion finds out
from little poor rich boy, right, I really gotta get

(42:50):
these people's names. And she has a whole argument by herself.
She has a whole thing by herself, and I'm not like.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I understand, I understand, but bitch, could you wait till
Larry get back and ask him about it.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
What she's like, there cannot be any explanation, and she
writes a letter and takes it all over to across
the street and shit like that was like, Yo, y'all
haven't announced the fucking engagement?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Do you have another engagement?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Are you about to meet somebody else in the time
it takes him to get from Arizona, So you do you?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Are you on a timetable here? Just wait for him
to get back.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
From Arizona and ask him, Hey, I heard that you
didn't tell me the truth and that you were down
there at that boxing prostitution brothel. Okay, personally I think
those ladies are unionized, but you know that's nothing I
want to talk about right now.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Larry, Why did you lie to me about that? Is
this what you're gonna be doing?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
You're gonna be going down there getting your dick wait
and watching boxing matches. M That's what I would have
been asking him, And then whatever Larry says. Now, I know, Larry,
I didn't Larry kind of go there on purpose, like
with I don't know, but but you have no idea
what Larry's gonna say. Larry might have been like, well,

(44:06):
John wanted to go there.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
That's that's for a little rich boy's name John name John.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I wanted to go there, and so I just accompanied him.
Or you know, I only go for the drinks. I
don't go on the back. I just like to see
the ladies beating the shit out of each other and
then I have a few drinks.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Or he might say, girl, this is none of your
fucking business, because this is the time of the times.
I go where the fuck I want to. He might
say any of those things, and Maren is free to
react however she wants to do any of those things.
But the fact she has been engaged too many times
to not say, Okay, I really do need to talk
to Larry.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I just it's anyway, I'm annoyed by it.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I haven't By the time you guys get this, there
will be a new guilded age. I haven't seen that yet, obviously,
and I'm excited to see it. His Bertha go get
her man's back. Is glad it's still fighting with sister.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
I don't know when Gladys told said, are you ill?
Why would you stand up?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
When she did that?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
When she pulled a birth of moves the first time
I ever liked her, the first time. I haven't liked
her since the day she got on the screen. And
when she did that, I was like, stand up, Gladys,
that's the right baby anyway, and just like that, so
and I'll saying, just like that is canceled, right, this
is the last season. I heard it was canceled before that, right,
somebody I know her from somebody I know that was canceled,

(45:32):
just wasn't announced yet.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
And I text back, Oh no, this is my.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Fault because it's when he say up and I was like,
oh no, by shay La, don't take it away.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
From me, Please, don't take it away from me.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Please.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I hate watch it. I love watch I'm devastated. I'm devastated.
And then I watched the episode. I was like, is
this ever so good?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Or am I just gonna miss it? I felt the
episode was decent.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I thrilled that, Oh well, I.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Didn't talk about this last week because I didn't have
an episode last week. I'm thrilled that Aiden and Carrie
broke up. I'm so sick of that shit. I'm so
sick of Why on earth would you want to keep
having the same problem you always had over and over again.
And yeah, Aiden doesn't trust Carrie. He's never gonna trust Carrie.

(46:24):
And I wouldn't trust Carrie either, And it's like, I
know carrie defenders are like, well, she just cheated because
it was a big okay, But if I'm an Aiden,
if I'm an Aiden's position, I never trust you.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I'm sorry. I wouldn't got back with her the second time.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I wouldn't have certainly not the third time, because I
don't trust her. She's just not Maybe she's not normally
a cheater, but with me, she did, and I personally
couldn't trust whatever she said from then on. And now
you guys are supposed to be apart for five years.
I technically live in Virginia.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
You technically live in New York. Like this is ridiculous.
I'm not saying that that.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I mean personally, I find the older you get, the
more likely you're like, yeah, I'll do a non traditional
relationship because like, why not, like I've done it traditionally,
I'll do you know, I'm willing to try other things.
That's great, but this was never gonna work. And as
far as Carrie's is if I was carried, I wouldn't
want to be with Aiden either, because Carrie Aiden always

(47:26):
had a picture of what he wanted Carry to be.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
And that's not what she is.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
And this is like a trap we all fall into.
I think we fall in love with someone's potential. We
fall in love with who they could be if they
just did things the way we would do things.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
And that's not that's a bad move. I am personally
guilty of this. We're hitting eighteen years.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
And I'm still having to remind myself that mister Curtis
does things the way mister Hurtist those things.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
He has changed a lot in that time.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
But there are just certain things. It is what it is,
and I can either wish and hope and plan for
when it's different, or I can be what it is.
I could Can I live if it's never gonna change?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Can I live with it? And the answer is usually yes, but.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
For eight and the answers no. He wants Carry to
be something else. Now Carrie is crazy when she's like,
We're just gonna write I don't know how long, like, bitch,
what time you're coming back?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Stop it? But this is never gonna work. And I'm
sick of it. I'm sick of it. Stop spinning the block. Guys,
you've already been down this block. It's been gentrified.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Looks different, it may look different, but it's the same
motherfucking block. Go somewhere else. So I was happy about that.
I was happy with her fucking the downstairs neighbor. They
keep calling each other neighbors.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
She's the landlord. She's a landlord. They're not neighbors.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I mean they they literally neighbors, but she's a landlord.
I wouldn't call if I lived. I have lived in
the basement apartment and my landlord live upstairs. I never
called him my neighbor. I was like, that's my landlord.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Anyway. I was happy about that.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I've always wanted to see carry with a writer, and
I thought, and Burger ruined that for me. And I
did not like the way he came after they slept together.
I like the way they slept together, but I didn't
like how they after something. He's like, well you know
I'm leaving, okay, Well.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Well yeah, motherfucker, I know what did you gotta remind
me right after you get out of my posts? Why
would you do that? Jesus, I can still smell me
on you. Please stop.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I need to stop reading these dark mafia romances because
I was about to say something else anyway, I was
gonna say something completely nasty. I was happy with that Seema,
get away from that man, Get away from that man.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Do you know.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
How devast is Seema's a stylish woman, woman, Seema's an
older woman who knows who she fucking is. Okay, the
fact that she is allowing a dalliance with a with
a with a young hippie to let her appear someplace musty.

(50:16):
Do you know how devastated I am that Semen was
musty fine? And then her knocking his mama playing out
the window. See, mom, you knew you ain't had no
business lighting a fucking sigarette over that fucking plant.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
You you knew that. You fucking knew that did.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Like it's twenty twenty five. You got to smoke a
cigarette that fucking bad? You should be vaping, bitch anyway. Anyway,
um oh Brady getting that girl pregnant. I saw some
tiktoks where people were like, well, obviously, Miranda like incredibly crazy,
Like that's a crazy thing to do to go find

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where she works and and and be like and confront
her like that that's a crazy thing to do. Brady's
what twenty something years old, it's pretty older than then, Lily.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Brady's like, twenty something years old, you gotta calm the
fuck down.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Calm down.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
And he's going to call Mary school and he's doing
and he feels like he found a thing that he
wants to do.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
And I love that for him. That's something we.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Humans do our entire lives, that we're looking for something
that makes the good parts of our brains light up.
And he seems to have found that and he wants
to go to school, and I was like, that's great.
And the fact that he got the girl pregnant is
that some tiktoks where people were really upset that Steve
was screaming that he ruined his life because wasn't Brady
a mistake? I y'all are so sensitive to being mistakes.

(51:59):
Just about everybody I fucking know was a mistake, and everybody,
just about everybody I know, was unplanned. This idea that
people sit down and hold hands and look at ovulation
charts and choose to have a baby is so weird
to me because It's not how the people in my
world got here. Most of the people I know were
oops babies or trying to trap somebody babies. Men try

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to trap women with babies all the time, and men
and women do obviously, people don't people know women do it.
They don't realize that men do it too. That's that's
the norm, okay, And y'all are incredibly sensitive to to
to knowing that when that stick hit did the two lines,

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the two people in the room were like, ah shit,
that's how a lot of people were. And and you
think that knowing that you were not planned is grew
when's your life ruined? Your relationship with your parents? I'm
really talking on my ass because I was absolutely fucking planned.

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But none of my mother's other kids were planned. My
mother was married with me, but all the rest of them.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Who the fuck knows.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
But I'm just saying, that's such a crazy Why the
fuck would you care about that? Why the fuck would
you care about that? But anyway, I so this is
before I saw that episode. I just saw the scene.
When he's like, you were, but play the scene out.
Play the scene out, Steve says, because Britty goes, oh,
or you're talking about me, and he's like, no, your

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mother and I loved each other, loved each other and they.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Were in their thirties. OK, so different.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
They actually could feed a baby, you know, stuff like that.
Steve does say you're having a baby with somebody who
doesn't even want to be with you, and I thought
that was like such an interesting thing to talk about.
People all were like, well, he's talking about Maranne's talk
about Ranneys, talking about any.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Sure, sure, maybe he is, but.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
He When I see a couple and the woman has
left the man when she's pregnant or very very close
to postpartum, like she broke up with him, I'm like, Oh,
that motherfucker isn't good for shit, because that's such a

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vulnerable time and you need so many people around.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You and for you to for you to reject a person.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
That that uh would otherwise be there, it is you
must hate them. You they must have done some shit
to you. And so like I'm just like, she really
doesn't want to be with Brady. They Miranda's very worried about, like, well,
maybe it's not his.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I'm like, maybe it isn't.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
This is like one of those things that you that's
not your business, and again she's not very good with
separating herself from Brady, what she wants for Brady from Brady.
I mean, she's got to get better at it, like
he's got a whole fucking life ahead of him. And
she really overstepped a lot of boundaries that day. And
if I was Charlotte, I was like, you gotta do
that on your own. I'm not going to do that
for you to be like, well, how do you know?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
It's his Like, are you fucking crazy? Kick out?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
She deserves it, she deserves getting water border She fucking
deserved it. But it's quite possible, like when Brady when
when they were like, you ruined your life.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
You can't do it. No, he didn't. He's a man.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
He could very well be in that kid's life and
still do whatever he wants. Because that's how it works.
That's how it works.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
It's every other weekend, it's gonna kill him. He'll just
bring him over Rayna's house. That's what she's gonna do.
That's what they fucking do.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I don't know. I know the Miranda the overreaction was
so weird. They should have done this in season too,
to be honest, and it would have played a little better.
I just was like, yeah, just here's what I would do.
If one of my kids came home and was like,
I got a girl pregnant, because I have four boys
and one daughter, right, so I'm I'm more likely to

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get that than the other way around. I'd be like, Okay, well,
you have got to figure out what you're gonna do.
You need to go speak to her and ask her
what it is that she wants from you. And you
need to be clear about what you can do, and
you don't offer anything you can't really give. Consistency is
really important. You need to let me know what you

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need from me to help you. I would not be
thinking about, well, what is my role gonna be in
this baby's life? What's this baby gonna call me?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Because I would want to be like, what do they
need from me?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Not what I And then I can like, if you
tell me what you need, I can I can figure
out what I can give, but not like what am
I gonna what is mine? What am I gonna get
out of the situation? And I feel like I would
be the same way in terms.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Of like.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
If one of my sons was not being like active
in a child's life.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I don't you know, I would tell them like that.
I don't I lose respect for you because of this
like that? What do you want to raise? This way?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
And I'm looking at you and you're not acting, You're
not being who I know you could be. And I
would just talk to to whoever the custodial parent news
of that general, and be like.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Hey, what do you need from me? What can I
do to help? Would you like me to hand you
some money?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Would you like me to would you like to be
able to drop your baby off here on Sundays? What
could I What is it that I can do to
make it to help you? Because I because I feel
a moral need to help, But I also understand you've
got your own plans and things. I mean, that's how
i'd want to act. Again, you don't know what you're
gonna do until you do it. But based on who
I am as a whole, I know how I do it.

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But Miranda too much, and Britty is so ugly. Britty's
so fucking ugly guys, and I can't believe people have
sex with me?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
No, no, never mind, I do I believe it. I
believe it. Why did he tell them like that. And
also if he has he's like, she doesn't want anything
to do with me. So I guess it's not a
big deal.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
No, that's how it works. I mean, it could work
that way. I mean, it's worked for plenty of people
that way. But her saying that to you on the
street is not the same as don't worry. I don't
have any responsibilities because she you don't have to see
her for fucking ten years, and here we are ready

(58:43):
for you to do your responsibilities. I mean, if you,
if you're proactive, which we know you aren't because where's
your condoms? As Steve said, you would get on it now.
But if he had no intention of being a part
of that baby's life, why he come and tell Miranda
and Steve? Why that seems backwards? It seems like a

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you asking for a lot of trouble. You if you're like, damn,
that girl's pregnant and she says it's mine, and she
she also said, don't worry about it, see year a round,
and you're like, Okay, that's fine, she's gonna do that.
I find that interesting that you would then announce that
at a dinner Weird, huh?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I don't know or is it bad writing.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I don't want to say that because I because I'm
gonna miss this shows.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
What is Lisa Todd Wesley doing? I don't know. Oh,
I think her husband lost the election. Good.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You don't want to be you don't want your spouse
to be an elected official.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
It's hell. You don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Then when you start cheating on them, people don't want
to have to put it on papers, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
So that's fine. She got three kids again. I could not.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Locate Lisa Todd Wexley's children in a fucking lineup.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I could not. I could not. But yeah, I'm really
sad about it, just like that. I don't like where
am I gonna put this energy in. I don't hate
anything that much. I don't know. I have to see.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I'm sorry in the middle of this. Let me look
to Tanisha. Sorry, sorry, guys, Tanisha laying on the ground
and waiting for ambulance to get her or laying on
the ground over and over again.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Throughout this whole show. I support that. But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
There's been a lot of times like you've been playing games,
you've been Shenanan and shananon again.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
So when you fall this time, I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
The Blue group didn't know you fell, and they just
were like, oh, she's falling again, you know what I mean, Like,
that's not real. So Casey is like, so when when
Harvey is back and you know, the other team has.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
To ask, it might be editing, but.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
That's Casey was like, well, she was just on this
road with us and we just knew. And Harvey's like, negative,
she was never on the road.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
She's back on the fucking Heill.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Guys, Like, that's so that's so funny that you you
you thought she was on the road with you, She
was way back there. So they have to decide who's
dead weight, and Sebastian's like Tanisha, and Harvey's so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Bad at him that he makes him dead weight.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Yeah, Like Tanisha's hurt, guys, And and yeah, I do
understand how you're like, she can't be that hurt. She's
always pretending to be hurt. Yeah, I do understand that,
how upset that would be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
But she is hurt. And for you to vote her
dead weight while she's gone, what did you want them
to do Sebastian, you want them to go get Tanisha
out urgent care and have them dig holes for latrines.
Is that what you did? Is that what you wanted?
The fake holes? Because I'm sure there's a fucking porta
potty somewhere around there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I'm I'm sure nobody's shitting in the fucking in a hole,
but still.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
What's up? Like, so he ends up doing that. He's
very upset.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Harvey talks to him, and I don't know, I see
it both sides, Like I said, I see how they're
like Tanisha is unlikable, and she's always faking, and she's
always she's always yelling, and she's always got some stuff,
and but I also see I see it from Nisha's
point of view too, Like basically they didn't even look back.

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So as everyone sits around the tents doing so, the
tints are up and now they're sitting around the fire
doing nothing, and they're all bored. So Sebastian walks three
miles back to base camp to the like the where
the where they start off. He walks three miles back
to get two bottles of wine and him there are

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also some beers. I don't I don't know if about
the beers too, him, the coll of Bobby get drunk.
I don't think it drunk, but they get Nicole got drunk.
I don't know if she's been eating, but she got drunk.
And Bobby especially.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Was like, how do you like the wine? Bobby? And
all you see he is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
So they all fall asleep, and in the middle of
the motherfucking night, Harvey shows up with a bullhorn, screaming
that they all need to pack up and run back
to that base camp with the things, and whoever whichever
teams wins, they don't have to go to pet the
next day. Okay, girl. They film this in like night

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vision filter, like it's dark and everything's got green to it,
Like they did not need to film it that way,
but that's how they filmed it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
And so they all start to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Pack up and run along, right, And what happens is
that the Red Team wins. Okay, I don't know if
the Red team though, Like the Red Team.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Gets there first. Nicole is yelling she's still drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Okay, by the way, the Red Team gets there first,
but they don't have their tent and where's a tin?
Bobby left the tent with Casey from the other team,
who foolishly picked it up and carried it. I mean
she was exhausted, she said, so I think she didn't
even realize that because I would have left it there
because I'm like, they need to come back and get it.
So they all so what they need to do is
they need to run back to where Blue team is

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walk because the Blue team realizes they're not gonna win,
so they're just like walking and they run over there
there like where's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Our tin, where's the tin? Where's the tin? Where's the tin?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
They're like all aggressive and cases like it's right here,
and she snatches it from Casey and yells fuck you and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Runs off like I think she was blackout. I So
the Red team wins.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
When Blue gets back, they're like, Okay, you gotta shit,
shower in, shave, and be ready for pet in one hour.
So they go into the little bunks and Tanisha's there.
Turns out she had dislocated knee. She's on vic it
in and she's down for six eight weeks. Kevin actually
apologizes to her, and that meant a lot to Tanisiha,

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but nobody else apologized to her, and Bobby Brown thinks
she can do some arm work, so she's good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Okay, so don't worry about that. Just move your arms, girl.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
So the next morning, the next morning an hour, Red
doesn't have to go to PET but they do. Anyway,
why did you do all that running in last night?

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Why were you trying to win so bad? They said,
it's the last they need, they need the exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I'm like, yo, is that what the cole said? Because
she was. I think she's still drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Like did y'all like, I don't know, did Bobby say
you wanted to go like Bobby's I don't know. So,
but they're they're there in today's PC. There's got a
military guy there with a bronze star. I think he
was in the Army Rangers, and he's gonna leave them
through exercise. They do a bunch of warm ups that
have them acting like animals, alligators, monkeys, snakes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
They're writhing on the floor. He tells them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
In Special Forces, they break They demoralize you so they
can break you down so they can build you up,
which is how cults do you too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Just so you know, it's how course of religions do
you too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
They tell you're nothing, and that with this, with this
new and improved religion, you will be something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
That's that's how it works. It's abusive partners.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Do you too, But Bobby's like, we have already been demoralized.
You don't have to come in here and demoralized this.
We've been demoralized. They now got logs and boards and shit,
they're supposed to be carrying the logs. On the logs,
Shar's shoulder pops out and she's like, I'm just trying
to get someone to pop it back in, because you know,

(01:07:06):
she's like, you know, gun hoe to finish this, and
they're like, nah, you can't do that would just be
poppy shoulders in, So they put her in a sling.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
She's out. Bobby Brown just kind of wanders.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Off while they're doing a cockroach exercise and starts vomiting
and he's projectile vomiting and they're yelling at him like
maybe next time you shouldn't drink. And I believe this
was edited out out of order because it only they
would be doing that cockroach exercise when they were doing
the monkey and the snake and alligator exercises, not.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
They would be doing that earlier, and then they would
have moved on to the wood. I believe this is
edited out of order because I think I saw Bobby
participating during the wood thing, so he did come back
and participate, so maybe they were trying to tell a
different story though. They we get to weigh in, Tanisha
has lost three pounds. Not great, but she still lost weight,
which is big for her. They tell her that just

(01:08:00):
because she's physically challenged doesn't mean she she can't lose weight.
She can change her diet. They offer to help her
with that. She starts crying because she says she's not
gonna be part of the team. During the obstacle course
to Fighter obstacle course or something, her team says she's
still a part of the team.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
And I'm like, y'all don't even like Tanisha.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Y'all just said, y'all just don't want to look bad
on TV. Sure, lost two pounds. She feels like she's
getting crazy muscles, she's looking sexy. She got five pounds
to hit her goal in that last week. She's gonna
give it her all. She's gonna try to hit that
five pounds in the last week. K fed lost six pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Which went over his goal weight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
His goal his goal weight loss that week, He's lost
twenty eight of the thirty pounds he planned to lose
during that during this thing, he's only got two pounds ago.
He's feeling very, very good. Bobby Brown lost two pounds.
They remind him that he's got to give a thousand
dollars for each pound he doesn't he doesn't lose. He's
only lost twelve of the twenty he said is a goal.

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They asked him about it, and he said, listen, when
you ask him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
To do that. I was talking in a moment.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
He's gonna bring his check. But okay, Bobby, it's not
like Bobby's broke, right. But it's not that I don't
think Bobby can get eight thousand dollars, right. I think
Bobby lives rich people paycheck to paycheck, meaning like when
he gets a check for a show or a or
a tour or whatever, the money's already spent.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
That's that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
So I'm not saying he couldn't get his hands on
eight thousand dollars. They were like, oh, did you have
someone he's I had a glass of wine there was
like a glass.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
He said.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
When I say it, glast I mean bottles are glass.
He means he had a bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
He laughs. They laugh. They have a subject.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Yeah, Sebastion lots four pounds. He's at two oh four
and he feels great. He lost eighteen thirty pounds and
he's not he's obviously not gonna lose twelve pounds in
a week, but he feels like he can lose it
in three or four weeks, so he's feeling optimistic. The
call didn't lose any weights. Here's the thing about the call.

(01:10:02):
The call is the is not overweight. And like anybody else,
she's not overweight.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Is she like Hollywood perfect? But absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
But she's not overweight and she's it and just having
her on the show is a little weird. But she
doesn't have to lose weight, you know what I mean.
And but she's not losing weight. And she's not losing
weight cause her diet sucks. Her exercise is great, her
diet sucks. She uses like a baby voice to be like,

(01:10:34):
to be like, I have no idea, I have no idea,
why I have no idea? And basically they're just like
you gotta do better. She's because it's personage. Okay, I
do not know the new math that they're doing to
do this, but they did explain that because it's percentage
of weight lost, it's not it's not like they, I

(01:11:08):
guess said this because his percientage of weight loss. She
could have a big impact. It's not just a number
of pounds loss, it's the percentage.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Of the overall weight.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
So she can have a big impact just by losing
a pound or two, and her team really needs her.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
But you know she's in denial.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Casey lost five pounds and talks about the fuck you
from Nicole. She's like, I don't think she even remembers
it because she was drunk as fuck, and Nicole's like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Oh, we weren't being mean. Where do we come from?
They say you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
They say you right over there. It took that tent
and yell fuck you. But I honestly don't think Nicole
remembers it either, to be completely fucking honest. Uh. J
lost six pounds. He's lost thirty seven pounds so far.
He lost more weight this week than his whole team combined.
He he has met his goal. He's over his goal
has been over his goal.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
For a while.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Now it's time to get your calculators and your pencils
and pens so we can do the new math to
figure out who is winning. The Red team has one
hundred and sixteen points six points and Blue has one
hundred and fourteen point seven. Blue team is winning. Kevin
is still the overall winner, and he is a head

(01:12:23):
by six points.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Jay's the closest competitor, and Jay just like, oh, I'm
getting calonic this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Week, and everybody laughs, but I think he actually is again.
I don't know how this is possible, but the Blue
team keeps losing. Why because maybe they're losing more weight.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I don't fuck it out. I don't fuck it out. Yeah,
And that's all that happens this week.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
I still still thinking about Tanisian laying on my ground.
I just feeling like not looking back no matter what. Guys,
thank you for joining me this week to talk about out,
to talk about Celebrity Fit Club and just like that
and Gilded Age. Thank you for everybody who sent me
well wishes last week and birthday wishes. They they they

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were greatly appreciated. And I will see you guys soon.
There