salior moon part 1

we talk about salior moon with my good friend stephanie crum

Episode Transcript

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Hello, everyone, Welcome to Cartoonami. It is I your host, mister
Coddle, and today I have anotherfabulous host and banani hand Banana. I
am hand banana hand banana. StephanieCrumb joins me today, an old friend

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from the old days of work.So today we are going over a fun,
fun, classic anime. And thereis no other person that I could
think of that could speak of thisthan good old Tom who work this one's

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going out to all the lead SailorMother fucking Moon. This makes me feel

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fucking old. So Sailor Moon cameout in nineteen ninety two. A group
of schoolgirls discovered the other incarnation ofsuperpowered alien princesses, and they use their
abilities to defend Earth. If I'mnot mistaken, this is Clamp was the

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one who created Sailor Moon. AmI right? Yeah? I think it
was Clamp. But with all ofit, there is even the bigger one
that people remember, Sailor Moon.If you do not remember Sailor Moon,
if you do not remember the goddamnopening, there was a goddamn problem,

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not that one. Why are youfighting me? Where are you? I
know it's here somewhere. The Deacintro. There we go. If you're
serious about damn it, I hatemyself. We love ads? Yeah,
thank you ads. I remember whenyou two didn't have ads. I'm having

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flashbacks and I don't like it.M a sexual awakening for so many people.

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Would you agree? So do youwant a really cheesy like fun fact.
When I was a beauty school,we had we didn't competition. I
turned on Manna again into Sailor Moon. I didn't wait anything. But I'm
so proud of those those damn meatballs, so proud of them. Oh God,

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So not only through all of SailorMoon we've had it was hand drawn
animation. But how many series dowe get out of the main one?
Here? Let's see here we had, like, besides Sailor Moon, we
had what Sailor Sailor Moon are s? Oh, let's see s sh was

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after Super s Let's see here,two hundred episodes, three three TV specials,
five seasons. Oh, let's seehere for us over here it ran
on uh well, it ran onsyndication, but it ran on tunami for

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that was my first intro to itwas what was your first introdunami? So
let's see we had the original SalorMoon, which was from ninety two to
ninety three. We had Sailor MoonR which UH which were sale ninety three

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and ninety four, s which wasninety four to ninety five, Super s
which was ninety five to ninety six, Sailor Stars from ninety six to ninety
seven, and I think that's aroundthe time it ended. And that's not
including all the movies and the censorshipsand everything else. You know, they

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did bring Sailor Stars over to theUS because of the two year bocket,
so I had to watch that inJapanese. That was fun. There's a
lot of stopping to read because I'mdyslexic. I'd say one of my friends
Sam is also like has like realbad dyslexi, and I did say trying

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to get him to watch like anyanime just like like I got a positive
read. It's like, why canyou not multitask? I don't care if
you're dyslexic. Bring does a functionthat way? Man alone. That's because
like for forever, like like forinstance, like a great example, like
before my hero Academia came over,like I bought the first manga, like

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when it first came over here afterreading the first volume, I went to
every comic book store and says,get this in. This is the next
big hit, the moment the animehits, it's gonna roll. Yeah.
They thank me every goddamn day forit. And do you remember way when

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got it? I think like middleschool, high school. It was when
YouTube first became a thing. Yeah, so, uh, there was a
group of girls that were actually tryingto dub the Sailor Stars for here,
and I think they got like thefirst like six episodes and then they got
to cease and assist and they couldn'tdo it anymore. She actually some similar

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happened to a lot of the dragonball Z stuff for over Here, because
it's a primary dragon Ball but theuh, like I think for for Sailor
Moon. Yes, I will admitit wasn't my sexual awakening, but it
came to a lot of pervy dreamsand role playing with the neighbor's kid.

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Everybody wants a tuxedo mask and youcan't change my mind. And he was
a dick. Yeah, That's whyI like emotionally unavailable men and that have
momb issues. That's where we're atin life, Dude, I don't make
the rules. My job here isdone, but you didn't do anything away

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until next time. The only thingmissing was the little totley must That's why
I want to tuxedo mask with atleast a little goateea and occur in a
snidely whiplash. You know that wouldhave fit way more better if you think
about it a retrospect, because hewasn't an ass, but also with it,

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nobody would have foresaw who was whowasn't Damien. I think Damien like
I wouldn't have expected was you.The mustache and the goateea clearly threw me
off after all these years. Iwanted to have the Robbie Robbie, oh
godby yes, he has to havethat that specific like oh no, the
little the little flippy dude, theblue guy, Oh my god, a

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little damn that's what I want himto have specific sport, yes, and
I want That's all I want becausehe does the backlips and stuff. So
he just needs like the shitty littleYes it was it was indeed kiss from
lazy Tess. He just he justneeds this. He would you just seem
like he needs to go save him. He's like, hold on, I
got to drop a mustache on.They'll never know, they'll never notice.

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It's like you see in the nextStailor's like remnants of like eyeliner on his
face. Damien, what happened?What happened to you? Uh? I
fell asleep? This is what happenswhen you were in college and you fall
asleep first of a party. Shewas in high school? Was he in
college at the end, yes,but in the beginning she was in middle
school. He was in high school. Yeah, it's like older man ought

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to be fair. She's a Lytherinidiot. Same. Who was your like?
Who was your favorite sailors guy,Taylor? Mine was stupid? Can
you not tell by the bleach blondehair? Yeah? Oh the strawberry in
it. Yeah. Now, formy mind was Jupiter. That makes sense

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for me, like I I'll havea thing for tomboys and she could definitely
beat somebody's ass the things I've read. That's the thing, the amounts of
ULL thirty four that when it comesto Sailor Moon it is fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, that's thing I have beenthreatening. Like one of my friends either
said Heath, eventually I'm gonna doa HINTI episode and nobody, and you

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know what, that's gonna be thebiggest fucking episode I've ever done. It's
just because we're talking about hardcore porn. God damn tentacles. What's some of
it? Now? What are someof the episodes of sail Morion that you
remember the most? The one wherethey beat they meet Sailor Mini Moon and

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she just hops out with a gunand just points it in their face.
That's the best one, hands out. And when they remade it and did
Crystal, it's even funnier. Soshe just comes out of nowhere and they're
like, why does it look likeyou? And then she just pulls a
little gun out, just looking athim, like give me the locket.
Nobody gets hurt. How the hardpart for me it is like where I

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I remember Sailor Moon vividly, butI do not remember a lot of episodes
of it. I think where Irewatched Crystal when it first came out.
I think that helps, like thoughit was was it like an exact remake
or was it like Crystal? Theywent off the manga more with Crystal had
a lot of filler, kind oflike dragon Ball where it was all that

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filler, But where where they've redoneit. They literally just throw out all
the filler and then gets right toeverything. So it's a lot shorter seasons,
but it progresses a lot quicker.So, Sophie, nobody loves you,
be gone. I don't want toknow. I don't want to talk
to you right now. Just becausepeople are here doesn't mean you gotta be

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up each other's ass. I don'tcare. No, go go go,
go, go go. Nobody lovesyou. Go. This is all half
the people here. It's just theABUSEI and give these dogs. Yeah,
I feel that I support it.I think that's why most people watch my
Twitch team is because it's literally justus yelling obscurities at each other. And

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it's not. Actually, you don'tcome to watch me be bad at Wow.
You come to watch me yell atmy idiots that I played Wow with.
I don't make the roles. Man, that's the same. At least
you've got people to watch your streams. It's because I'm a girl and I
have big tits. Dude, shegotta play to the audience. Dudes love
big titty bitches that play fucking Wow. Also, when it came to Solar

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Moon, what was like what I'msaying through all the villains there was,
it was a week by week villain. If I'm not mistaken, because the
whole like first like season was QueenHelenia. I think, yes, then
the I think it was either hewas super it was uh uh for r

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it was out like al A,I l E and Anne Alienian s was
the death Deathbusters. That was aroundthe same time you got Uranus. And
yes that that was the guys thatjust randomly showed up. I think it
was like, what was it onethat was a guy and one was a

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girl where they both guys that turnedinto girls. I know one of them
was a guy. I know oneseason they high like that they came in
on a ship and it had likefish eye tiger's eye, and then another
one Pluto was the other one.Yes, now it was Pluto the t
No. Pluto is the keeper oftime. Uranus is the one that pretty

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much is non bronary like. Shecan look like a chick or she can
look like a dude. Ah.Yes, returned to the y Boner.
That's saying I think when it cameto Sailor Moon, I watched it.
I played a lot. I roleplayed a lot too much of Sailor Moon.

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Obsessed. I am still obsessed tothis day at thirty, obsessed with
Sailor Moon. I have a SailorMoon like desk mat, I have all
the Sailor Moon earrings you can imagine. I have a Sailor Moon tattoo on
my thigh that I got done andit's the sickest piece of artwork I currently

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have on my body. Dobby,no, like of all of my like
six tattoos, that was like mynumber one at the moment. Oh,
let's see her through all of itsOkay, the only ones I do not
remember from like the same We're currentlylooking at a picture of all the Sailor

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Scouts right now. Let's see,yeah, because like I remember the main
core be gone. I don't wantyou, Dobby, I don't know that
one. So that one's from Sailore Turtle. So that was the very
last season and she is Mini Moon'sdaughter, Like this is like way in

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the future, like way way inthe future, Like she kept like how
this one comes back to help SailorMoon and like all that shit, this
one came back because she went backto her timeline and everybody's slowly disappearing,
and then the Sailor Stars are helping. I vaguely remember the Sailor Stars somewhat.
Those are the three quote unquote popstar guys and ended up being chicks.

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And that one still really confuses me, Like I know it's a thing,
but it's just like, wait aminute, that one just loves like
a cunt. He was kind ofa dick. Now. The fight thing
was just kind of I just thoughtof somehow fucking hilarious and I forgot it.

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It had some to do with fuckingtime travel. It's really weird how
like the timelines make zero sense becauseyou have parts where they've gone to the
future where Sailor Moon and Taxio Maskare the rulers of the entire Earth and
they have Mini Moon, and thenyou have parts where they come back to

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like their normal timeline, and thenyou have people just coming from the future.
Like it's a whole weird thing.Dotty be Gone. I feel like
if you don't watch it from likestart to finish, if you just pick
up a season, you're not gonnahave a singular clue what he's going that's
saying end the only that's because Iknow I remember Luna. I forget the

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white cast Artemis, but I haveno idea who this bitch is. That's
Sailor Saturn, and then that's Diane, that's Luna, and yeah there kid,
I vaguely vague on No, Iremember the snap. I remember the
joke. She's she like the scrappydoo of it that just magically shows up.

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That's pretty much what happened. Idon't I'd been a hole since I've
seen Sailor Moon Eternal. But fromwhat I understand, the remaking it into
Crystal and it's going to be likethe whole last season is just gonna be
a movie, which will make only'sway more easier. I get set in
front of a TV for three hours, but I don't fully remember how she

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just like popped up. She justshe just existed. It's hard to say
like she just and she was there. Wow's it was? But I'm pretty
sure it was the same thing likewith Mini Moon, where the sky just
opened and she just fell out thesky and it was like hot baby,

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Oh not you. Well, ifit's still on, here, is the
original on here? Still? Yes? Well that's there's something new, and
let's revisit the very first episode.Oh god, I hope this is still
dubbed the right way. I'm gonnawant to punch something. Okay, So

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you want to go with the subbedor you want to go with the dubbed.
Probably the dub But here's the thing. Chris downloaded the wrong dubbed version,
and it made me angry, likefull on, so I wanted to
stab him. Okay, Like wasit like the Singapore It wasn't the original
Deake. It wasn't the original Deakelike it was so like her voice was
different. Everything was different, Likeeven lines were different than how I've made

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It may have been the like thereadmastered one. Oh I'm so triggered.
I went home and I was like, no, get rid of this.
Okay, we shall find out ifthis is the deep version, this is
the one that's gonna make me flowthe table. Probably that's saying I haven't
watched the first episode of Sailor Moon. I will immediately know, just like

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because always kind of time, thegroove voice, grool voice sound like no,
no, my my my mini ismuch better than no. I was
doing a U, I was doingthe I don't know if like it was
a bridging okay, it's VIZ sookay, it's fundament it's the old funnimation.

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If it doesn't have on here,I know where they probably have the
original version. I'll have to lookon TV. M hmmm, I don't

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have high hopes so far. Haveyou seen the video of the Asia guy
making fun of this intro? Iprobably had. It's so good because this
is a Japanese opening. It isdubbed, so okay, let us find

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out No, no kill a fire. Okay, okay, So there's only
one other place who would have theoriginal version to v do not let me
down? All bad, all bad. I don't know why they thought it

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would be a good idea to justlike redo it. But like I give
the people credit, who's doing Crystallike it's actually still good. No,
I don't want to register any type. And Sailor. The first thing that
pops off is White Savior. DoI have Sailor? Right? Yes?

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Okay, Well, you may beable to find it on YouTube. It
used to be on YouTube. Deekversion Deek dubbed episode. Let's see her
not on him? Actually there,let's say just go on YouTube. It's

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probably on YouTube at least it usedto be on YouTube, Well it used
to be on YouTube. Okay,let's see her back end of the day
girls Girls looks like the little shortones. Rip uh sa, this is

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very saddening. Rip a roundy familet'sYeah an hour you know what you once
second here because I know the actuallike the my thing was. I found
a lot of old deep stuff justbeing on Amazon Prime. I guess worst

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case Ontario, I could pull itup on my Flex server. It's if
Chris has updated it appropriately. Actually, I think it may be on deeck
like well, it looks like theEnglish dub ninety two, so it looks
like it may be the original.How much is he? How much are

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you? So far? It lookslike it may be on image on pain
Yeah, does it included and likeyour Amazon Prime subscription? Sadly no,
which just sadness, not stupid.Yes, this sadness. I will find

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it. Yeah, see if youcan find it on yours. Oh I'm
not wor goodness. I know wehave it. I just don't know if
it's like the old one. Okay, oh no, oh no, what
just just today? Maybe assass