salior moon part 2

we had problems with the audio so we had to finish with a part 2 sadness rip to the good content that died with it

Episode Transcript

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Okay, then we actually had tomake this a two part episode because everything
decides to fuck me up. Goddamn. It takes to the power of
the YouTube. It like we wentthrough like too be Hulu. The only
other place I didn't look was likeFunnimation or like anything like that. You

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know what, I may should checkedon there, because God knows, they
may have had the original version.My thing is like, why why do
they change it? What was thepurpose? This sailor makes way better than
that other? Well, like theydid it to make it more like more
like tuned to the actual original show. But since we cannot find an actual
fucking episode of Decon, I don'thave my VCR to play the old chose,

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We're gonna just listen to some clipsand just reminisce on the old voice
and just cringe. Aby how oldwe are. Oh my god, I
remember why I hated or so muchwas the voice? Sorry, I guess
that's pretty I want to know whoI am. You see, my whole

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life, I've never known who Ireally am or where I come from.
They're trying their best to make himmore romantic. It's just like he's mysterious
terrible car crash really growing up now, I cannot handle this is like,
this is bullshit. Yeah, itdoesn't. Remember, it's not like we

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can't look up the car player oranything, but throw him at the orphanage.
What was that? My name's TuxedoMask. And there's this princess waiting
for me. She keeps begging meto bring her this imperium silver crystal.

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This, yeah, this imperial crystal. Like I can't put two and two
together that she's literally the princess.It's almost like you have the same look
and hair. It's almost like you'rethe same goddamn elevator with her. Wow,
don't start when you said you weren'tgonna call me that anymore? Remember

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that? What was he used tocall her? Beatball head? Yes,
I'm hey arenold levels level insult footballhead. Oh no, I liked and

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despised venus. There's just a herrassshe is. If I gotta find I
wanna go for her. Now.It's who Actually this one I'm a little
excited for. It's like how tocreate a farm in an alternative world.
It's actually really cool. No,no, no, it was Saylor Uh

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Mercury, Yeah, sailor Mercury.That that was her voice, kind of
like circle like this has conde PCoh yes, oh, Sailor mask.
They all, She's the only onethat wasn't boy crazy thing this whole fucking
show. The only one because she'slike, I'm smart, boys, I
don't want to get pregnant. That'swhy I studied biology. I paid attention.

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What are you here for? I'mnot gonna lie. I do miss
the old expressions that you get fromnineties animation, just like the smug looks
were always more entertaining. That also, that's the big thing that I miss
about drawn animation, because you donot get this level of god like,

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like a like feel out of themabout sweet yes, my magical pan makes
clue not all about it. Ifeel like this is where the dumb blow

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stuff started and you can't change mymind? Does everybody else around her is
like somewhat intelligent and then you justhave her that's just completely just dirt.
M hm. You know what youshould find and we really need to go

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over, Yeah, is the transformationsSailor Moon's transformation, like all of them
each different levels slap Okay, thenfine, if you're okay with the boners,
I'll give it to you, then, Okay, let's see your sale
Moon season one. All transformations justwe need them, all, all of

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them, like all of them fromlike like beginning Sailor Moon to like end
Sailor Moon because they actually, I'mnot gonna I actually watched that video,
this video here not so long ago. Because they're good. They're they're just
they're good. Can anybody says anychild of the nineties and there's a woman

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now and has watched the show wantedto do it, wanted to be able
to throw your hand over the airand turn into Sailor Moon, You're not
wrong, because they're just they're good. Okay, not all at once,
No, I want him like different. Come on, there has to be

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at least one fucking video here.Okay, there's the all m oh,
that's e turnal. He I betthe wings made him more. Okay,

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never mind, okay, never mindthat one was really short. I don't
know what they did with the turnalSailor Moon. Why that one was just
I think that one. Oh that'sthe short one. There's literally one that's
like all of them. Okay,here's the deep Transformations remastered, so let's
do them. I'm not saying Sailorhoodis the reason that I'm obsessed with color

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pink and why my nails are normallypink. I bet they had fun just
announcing themselves us time throughout the likewhen recording, Well my thing is like,
nowhere in her specific costure do youreally see pink until unless she's transforming.

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And it's awesome that all of theirnails are always the color of their
costumes. But you know, Iever see their nails because they haven't gloves.
Why, I don't know. Thelittle girl's around the world were like,
I need to have that color onmy fingers because this is just the
best. It's always funny that SailorMoon's had the most provocative one. Oh

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yeah, she's mad, Chared,Oh no, it's her. I forgot
how shook he gets when he figuresout that Sailor Moon. I am scared
roused that awkward post. Checking mywatch, it's been five minutes, Sailor

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Moon. I'm sorry, but Igotta go pick up my kid. It's
been like thirty minutes and you've alltransformed. It's good. It's good stuff,
top tier. Okay, So now, of course, with all Sailor
Moon, there's even the parodies.So you like, almost every like any

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sort of like anime that has likemagical girls or something of course copied.
Well, Sailor Moon was a copyof Honey, Cute Honey, Cute.
I don't know if you're aware ofcute Honey. So yeah, but everybody
kind of copied Sailor Moon, whoin return copied cutie Honey. Who was
one of the big ones. Buthave you sitt now? Have you watched

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Robot Chicken? I'm so guy becausethat one always came on after that I'm
a gummy bear. Oh my god. There's so so many though, like

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gro watching and really knew what theywere doing back in the day. Yes,
so the most one Sailor Moon confronted. I also really like how your
horizon adis in Spanish, it's alwaysa queen barrel and I love that the

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whole time, they're just trying tomake her hype like even way hyper sexualize.
Oh my god, you know thathad to happen at least one time.
I don't know why that happened.Jeez, I'm so sorry. That

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is so disrespectful. You are prettyhot, though, should should we still
fight? Because I don't really wantto anymore. The moment's definitely proud.
All right, see you next time, another time. Like it happens multiple
times throughout throughout one is that like, okay, supreme barrel girl, I

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have failed to bring you Sailor Moon'slife force. You fool, Your utter
incompetence is dropped only by your shirestupidity. I'm sorry, mag I just
id of like it when you yellat me. It's hot and the last

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one of the trilogy. Soon Iwill have your life force, Sailor Moon,
and my plan to ruly it willcome to fruition. Oh anime,
sure is weird. Everybody gets dilldo's. That's saying so much of it.

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So Sailor Moon references and other TVshows. So let's see who else
has copied Sailor Moon. I'm prettysure everybody did, because like, Sailor
Moon was a huge thing when wewere Yes, I remember it was up
there. Like that's saying a lotof people like they still sell Sailor Moon
stuff, yeah, and I stillwant to spend all my money on it

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expensive hobbies. I remember when uh, colour Pop actually came out with a
Sailor Moon like makeup line with likefive minutes. It was always sold out,
and I'd always get so mad andI throw something and I'm like,
I didn't get to order. That'ssaying there was so much with it.

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No, Sophie, in the nameof money, I will punish you,
wake up, makeup, even tothe point of you remember even power puff

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Girls were copying it for a littlebit. Yes, because let's be honest,
Bubbles was like, shoot, yeah, one hundred. That's like the
amount of pop culture that happened.Price. Yeah, there we go,

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right, prices. Yes, TotallySpies another one. I forgot about that
one. I'm gonna have to youknow, I can't wait to review Totally
Spies on this one. It's sogood. I remember a lot of Totally
Spies. Oh my god. Ohyeah, that's right. The fucking annoying

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orange did it? Oh god,the spork that's mercury. Jesus, I
think that she's a bottle of robotussle. No m m hm, oh my

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god, stop, oh god,that makes more. That's actually like,
that's the best. That makes sense. I have an alcoholic that checks out
Jesus Christ. That's like it.But also what's funny, even even the
amount that tucks the amount of likeanime heroes that tucks cedo mask. Oh

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my god, I forgot they werein Funck Reboot. She got crushed.
That's sad. Then they like evenfor texting a mask. Let's say they
even made a live action tailor Moon. I guess I watched that one too.
How the hell is that one?It's trash because Luda is literally a
little stuffed cat that they like wigglethe talk. It's it's so bad,

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Like she's sitting on a desk andshe's like man, and they just like
jiggling. You could tell somebody's underneaththe table jiggling the stuffed cat. They're
just as hard as I can.Actually, Like, I found it when
we first moved in North Dakota,and I made Chris watch it with me,
just because and he's literally going,what in the fuck, And I'm
like, you're of course, theGreat Tama is always an tailor Moon.

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Jesus Christ, what am I watching? There's another one that they did something
similar. Have you ever seen Whalesthe house Husband. I'm not fucking look
it up. It's amazing, I'msure, Cody, as I'm coding,
it's on Netflix. Code give methe tldstflix it is. I'm sure he
has his notes prepared. Too muchof this is just like bringing back just

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terrible memories. Oh man, Ibegged for years to be able to play
a Sailor Moon for like Halloween.I'd say, like Kevin getting told no,
what was the reason because they costumewas too expensive? We're just because
it was too skanky, too expensive. Bro grew up poor, like big

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poor. Now that I have adultmoney, Now that I have adult money,
I want to costplay and pour myselfout in a Sailor Moon. Listen,
hear me out, though, thereis somebody out there that will pay
you the subscription fee to my onlyfans to see me as sailor move change

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my mind. You're not wrong exactly. That's the same. Don't even paying
money to watch Chris dresses tuxedo maskand just rail me. Think about it.
The money's there, The money isindeed there, somebody is gonna pay
for it. That's the saying likeeven like that's the thing for me is
must have been. That's saying everybodyknows I'm a goddamn per area futurama.

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Oh I forgot about that too,Like a Bender's dressed up as Oh my
god, have you never seen thisepisode? I have not. Oh,
it is one of the best episodesyou're ever gonna watch. The negative s
oh it is like saying the amountof Future Ama I've seen is fucking ridiculous,

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Like I've seen a decent amount.The amount of Futurama I've seen is
probably more than you've seen of SailorMoon. I'm gonna say probably not.
Man. I have rewatched Sailor Moonevery year since I was a child.
There's a point I legit rewatch Futuramafor three years straight, every fucking day.
Yeah that's literally what. Yeah,I did say that every year like

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clockwork. It's always around Christmas too, because there's ever really going with anything
new coming out around Christmas. Solet's just rewatch something that and Harry Potter,
h that's another one Potter's great slaps. I quote that at least once
a day at work. I'm saying, I quote way too much fu Durama.

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What was another roadblock? Sailor Moon? Okay, there we go.
You know I never could watch AdventureTime. I just couldn't get it.
For being honest, that's just oneshow that I could not get into Like
a lot of these are like theJapanese stuff, Like it's literally just jaan
poking fun at itself. Yeah,there's just there we go, just another

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short little cameo sailor mini moon.Oh yeah, mon like mobile g fucking
Gunda did it? Oh yeah,yeah, I forgot about g Gundam.
Oh yeah, we love Gundam.That's saying like I cannot wait for the
the g Gundam episodes. It's gonnabe funne little bit that's sing that's say
for heather Sailor moon esque. I'dsay. Even the toys the back of

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the nineties, Oh god, theywere so good. There's so good.
Who was who made the toys backin the nineties? Was it I think
it was? Was it Barbie orwas it a Bandai? It was VANDAG
for sure. Also like the factthat, like god, I hate this,
like I so wish, like ifI could go back in time I

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have the money I have right now, then I would have all the sailor
moon on its all the sailor likeuh, Scouts is like little transformation sticks.
I have the little like lockets everythingbecause like looking now on eBay,
that stuff I want to cry becauseit is so overpriced, it's so stupid.
Well you should have you seen justright, anime? It is a

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just right? Are you about totake me down a rabbit hole that I
do not need to go down?You know I do best? Baby?
Well, it's a store, ohgod, And you can get a lot
of like like basically you can geta lot of stuff like for cheap and
all that stuff. Basically, I'mgonna blow all of my body. Let's
see a Sailor Moon likes. Stillobsessed, always obsessed. Yeah, so

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legit. There's a bunch of stuffyou can pre order, figures and stuff
on stuff. I love it.There's a point to the hard to miss
and Luna umbrella. I know BoxLunch at the mall has a lot of
Sailor Moon stuff, and so doesHot Topic and it works because my best

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friend at work literally has a HotTopic discount and it works at Box Lunch
as well. So like all thethings, all the things I have,
I'd say it like, I likeand don't like Box Lunch. I've only
been there a couple of times.I spend most of my money at Hot
Topic for Sailor Moon things like Ibought like four packs of Sailor Moon arians
because I ever buy one, getone half off, and I'm like,

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well now I can't not buy fullwork. I have a problem. Well,
after we get done with the episode, I'm gonna show you I'm gonna
share my entertainment room. So wellthat's like also like I don't know anybody
else would agree, but as achild that grew up on Sailor Moon,
I am obsessed with space, moonsand the stars. Like literally everything I

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own is either space themed, moonthemed. We're a mermaid. I like
to be fair like a lot ofit, just especially when so Move came
out, everybody was starting to getinto astrology a lot more like with your
like what's your sign? What's yourside? I'm like, got own,

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what's your signe Oh, they can'tbe friends? Fuck you, my guy,
you're Taris and my cats are andwe can't be buddies. All I'm
saying, that's the best like threehundred and fifty dollars I've ever spent.
That's nice. Really. I literallysitt him like three images and I was
like, Kirk fucked me up,and he fucked me and is on my

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left bag the side. Okay,big fan that one's the best one today,
then you know you got the thetoken. I own two black cats,
so now I have to have acrust of moved with black cats on
them on my leg because reasons Ilove moons. They're great. But I

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think that's gonna be good for anyof these two episodes. We brained our
time enough. But even though wehad a big funck up everyone, this
has been fun and going back throughmemory late on good old Sailor Moon.
Hopefully we'll probably do another episode hereeventually, so everybody have a week